I accidentally got piss on my girlfriend’s face.What are some appropriate things to say after something like that?
>>33671264May I lick that off for you?Rub it in a little and tell her how pretty she is. Wipe some off and put it on her tongue.
One time my wife (girlfriend at the time) Accidentally drank a water bottle full of my piss. It was perfectly clear piss. She was heat exhausted too so prolly didn’t pay attention when she started taking huge swigs. She puked and cried. My advice for you is to just try your best not to laugh
Any variant of >You like this, you whore. Beg me for more!will do
>>33671634leaving unsecured piss bottles around women is NOT OKAY