>get job as manual laborer >meet guy who's like 6'3 and gets a new girl every week>at first keep things cordial, nothing unusual, he asks for my number>still keeping things cordial, i mostly fuck with my other coworker more, we're all early 20s>this guy starts dicking around more>kicking my shoes playfully, hiding my shit>starts saying sup motherfucka, sup son, sup bitch>i reciprocate, start bantering>eventually this guy just starts calling me bitch 24/7>eventually get fed up and shoulder nudged this guy and I said straight up you're not calling me that shit anymore>he tries muttering saying bitch again, he sees im dead fucking serious and I wouldve folded him then and there>he comes back from his break all hurried and is like "we're cool we're cool right?" with his hand out and I said ya alright whatever>eventually he gets comfortable again, made my other coworker I fuck with scream at the fucker>coward bully said "Im just joking Im sorry" then turns and says "Your next" to me>eventually I start fucking with this guy for real>he eventually quits work out of nowhere, he didnt say a word to me for 2 weeks before he left lol>our boss calls and the guy says he was "being bullied">had a meeting about it, everyone at work egging me saying I did it, Im just having a laughWhy are bullies such cowards? How do they live with themselves when they bitch out like that instead of facing their problems like a person with balls?
>>33678277>retard activities>outcome is retarded
Part 2 if any of you care>he eventually begs for the job back because he was about to go broke>he refers his 2 broke ass friends too to the job>his friends were cool, one asked why we dont talk>his friend told me the bully thought I was a "cool dude, vibed well">everyone else in the warehouse thought we were like brothers>this motherfucker really fooled the normies>i eventually fuck with him even more when he came back, eventually he tried to fight me>i was about to pull my knife out but he just fucks off>still laugh at him>he bitches to management>management gets angry with me for real this time>im way cooler with management than this guy, and his only friend teased him openly about me bullying him kek>eventually he got fired for being shit at the jobI never knew someone could be so insecure, especially since he was like a tower of a dude and fucked a new girl literally every week. I'm still in awe any of this bullshit even happened.
>>33678322>I never knew someone could be so insecure>eventually this guy just starts calling me bitch 24/7>i was about to pull my knife out Turns out he was right, you're the insecure bitch lmaoWhy did you bother posting this, it makes you look like a fucking moron.
>>33678351>you're the insecure bitchThat's why he practically ran from the job right?
>>33678368>leaves job because skitzo coworker threatens to stab youNo wonder you work in a warehouse you stupid fuck
>>33678381He didn't know I had it, said I was about to pull it you illiterate mong.
>>33678368>offended that he called you a bitch to the point you almost stab him>"he practically ran from the job"Anon are you mentally disabled or just ignorant to the fact you've made yourself out to be a massive tool and extremely insecure
>>33678387>said I was about to pull it you illiterate mong.So you were too much of a bitch to pull it out?
>>33678277>i reciprocate, start banteringunreliable narrator>meet guy who's like 6'3 and gets a new girl every weekhe's probably also autistic and also just like 6'1like what do you mean gets a new girl, he brings them over at the work sites and has sex with them in the portable toilet during lunch break?
>be me>6’3”, get girls like I get lunch, no big deal>new warehouse gig, meet this weird dude who looks like he’s never seen sunlight>try to be chill, ask for his number so he doesn’t eat lunch alone>decide to mess around a bit, you know, normal banter, nothing serious>call him “bitch” once, he suddenly thinks we’re in prison yard politics>dude shoulder bumps me like he just watched Fight Club>starts shaking like he’s about to cry, but says “don’t call me that anymore”>lmao ok son>later he’s acting like we’re rivals, full anime arc in his head>keeps “fucking with me” but it’s literally just him being annoying>I joke around with everyone, they all think we’re bros>dude thinks I’m running some mastermind social campaign to “fool the normies”>one day he actually reaches for a knife because I told him he was “next” in a joke>bro thinks he’s Yakuza because he carries a blade at a warehouse job>starts bragging about how management likes him more>in reality management is pissed because he won’t shut the fuck up about me>get tired of the circus, quit the job, move on with life>boss later tells me knife-boy thought he “won” some kind of war>meanwhile I’m smashing and chilling>he’s probably still writing green texts about me like it’s his Vietnam
>>33678404>unreliable narratorHe started it and one of my other coworkers noticed it too.>he's probably also autisticHonestly maybe. The coworker I fucked with jokingly said he's some sort of autist. I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was just some retard who didn't know how to banter . Also he made some weird ass sound when he was charging at me trying to intimidate me lol
>>33678409>omit the part he made my other homeboy crash out when I didn'tYou need to stop projecting your cuck fantasies to everything.
>>33678431>You need to stop projecting your cuck fantasies to everything.the irony
>>33678277>>33678322Man it seems like he was just trying to banter with you in a bit of an awkward but friendly way. You got hostile because you were too much of an insecure bitch to handle a little bit of friendly hazing. Why the fuck would you pull a knife on him you schizo.
>>33678277You have quite a colorful imagination. Prove to me this isn't fiction I don't believe you
>>33679121>Man it seems like he was just trying to banter with you in a bit of an awkward but friendly wayI can tell between banter and cowards hiding behind banter. How do you people read all this and believe this is the former?
I love roleplay? When is it my turn to be the male prostitute who fucks girls but is secretly a government agent?
