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Alright so yesterday I jacked off from 1:00 am to 7:00 am
I woke up with pain in the tip of my dick and left thigh, plus a burning sensation.
On a 1-10 scale, I'll say the pain is a 5 with occasionals spikes to 7 . I tried taking a painkiller but it did nothing.
Balls are a little bit swollen
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You described 6 hours of masturbation (1am–7am), and now have pain at the tip of your penis, burning, swollen testicles, and left thigh pain. Pain is 5/10, spiking to 7, and painkillers didn’t help.

Possible Causes:

Friction Burn / Overuse: Long sessions without lube can irritate the skin and urethra, causing burning and pain.

Urethritis or Prostatitis: Inflammation of the urethra or prostate can cause burning at the tip, perineal/thigh pain, and general discomfort.

Epididymitis or Minor Torsion: Swollen testicles may indicate inflammation or strain, which can be serious if not addressed.

Red Flags — Get Medical Help If:

Pain worsens or doesn’t improve in 24 hrs

Swelling increases

You develop fever, chills, urinary issues, or discharge

Pain goes above 7/10 or becomes constant

You may need:

Urinalysis

Ultrasound

Possibly antibiotics or anti-inflammatories

What to Do Now:

Stop all sexual activity until fully healed

Cold packs (wrapped) on testicles for swelling

Ibuprofen 400–600mg every 6–8 hrs with food (if safe for you)

Supportive underwear (briefs) to reduce strain

Hydrate and rest

Don’t apply creams, masturbate, or ignore worsening symptoms.

If symptoms persist or worsen, go to urgent care or a doctor — this isn’t something to tough out. Let me know if you have any other symptoms like fever, urination problems, or discharge.
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>>33680685
Thanks chatgpt-kun
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theres no fucking way you jacked off for six hours

>>33680685
Go away ChatGPT, the humans are talking.
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>>33680979
>theres no fucking way you jacked off for six hours
Not OP but when I'm generating AI images, it's very easy. I regret it every single time because I could be doing literally anything else, and then I do it again when I get home from work.
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>>33680979
I did man, is not the first time I do something similar. I normally jack off for an hour in the morning and another hour at night, every day.
But I tried do the nofap shit for a month, and broke my streak at the 15th day. I was SUPER horny during all this time so I decided to beat my record of 5 hours and I fucking regret it JFL.
Obviously it was not non-stop wanking, I took breaks to pee, take water (I ended up drinking 3 liters) edge myself and stop for a 30-60 seconds. Plus every time I came I give myself 5 minutes to rest and recover.
I couldn't believed when the sun came out and I was still edging
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>>33680634
>should i go tell a doctor that i jorked my meat until it hurt
lmao yes
they'll give you a paracetamol and mental health screening

>>33681034
>creatures like this walk among us
yuuuuck
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>>33681056
I already took paracetamol and it did not help with the pain
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>>33681054
Holy crap the gooning meme is real? Zoomers brains are going to be so fried with this and tik tok + social media how will they ever function past age 40? They’ll probably all get early dementia
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>>33681083
For me it is
The only social media I use is this and an obscure forum for books. Don't use tiktok either.



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