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How can I find a woman to hug IRL for free, no strings attached? I really need this.
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>>33689720
Grab a piece of cardboard, write in sharpie FREE HUGS, go to a popular park in nice clothes (shower, groom, etc too of course), and just stand there with the sign.
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>>33689728
I thought of it, but I don't want to hug men and I don't want to hug in public.
I just want to feel at peace for a little bit.
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Being touch starved is for babies.

GROW THE FUCK UP!!
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>>33689826
that shit is real anon. If I could be hugged by a cute girl maybe I wouldn't feel so miserable right now.
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>>33689720
>How can I find a woman to hug
first ask yourself- why you deserve to be cared for physically in this manner? What value do you give to the world for it to treat you so nicely? If you were so inherently valuable and attractive, you would have had this experience by now. But alas, you do not. Your predicament is the sole result of your own mishap- your misjudgment had brought you to this very moment, as you grovel and cry over it. Did you want pity from me? Forgive me, for I no longer have this capacity to ensconce sympathy for the undeserved.
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>>33689952
Can't argue with that.
I am actually willing to pay for it, but after doing some research, there are no "professional cuddlers" in my country. Then I thought about hiring a prostitute for cuddles but that's illegal here also. Fuck my stupid evil chud incel retard freak life.
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bumo
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>>33691772
Buy ticket to EDM festival or rave
Take molly
Find femoid who took molly
And the rest just happens on its own
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>>33689720
If you dont mind a dyke in so cal and you're a chick, Ill hug you anon, Ill hug you alll day. i learned a long time ago, that people need that stuff.
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>>33689720
I'd be down but I'm a tranny and not very attractive.
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>>33697249
>but I'm a tranny
He said he doesnt want to be hugged by men you fucking imbecile
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>>33689720
same i just crave a hug like nothing else in this world sometimes when i'm trying to sleep i try really hard to imagine the feeling of being embraced but i just can't quite make it out, it's hard to imagine but at the same time fills me with yearning for it.
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>>33689720
I won't read something for nothing entitlement threads. No-one owes you a hug, especially if you are a worthless, basement-dwelling, subhuman, NEET creep.
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