last episode: >>33691837be nice and have fun!
State genderTell me a bit about one of your best friends.
>>33695035FHe was my bestie for a few years and I accidently fell in love and now he hardly speaks to me. Funny, interesting, passionate and creative
>>33694924Disgusting OP pic
I want to fuck a hot filipina foid so badly
>>33695047whaat? whyy?
>>33695035MHe has a prodigious talent for talking himself out of the easiest win ever
>>33695043god forbid a woman accidentally opens her heart a millimetre wider than is acceptable and has to watch in slow motion as an entire relationship shatters like glass for no good reason
>>33695063Racemixing.
I hate women.
I love women.
>>33695067>>33695069I cannot possibly describe how much I fucking hate women. Every time I think I can't possibly hate them anymore, something else comes along to amp it up further. I don't even want to hate them, I definitely don't enjoy it, but they really don't give me a choice.
>>33695066oh shut up. coraline is a great movie and wybie is cute. if you complain about it too much i'll make it a habit so watch yourself.
Some of the guys seem to keep track of the girls here.Women, do you keep track of any of the maleanons? Can you describe anything unique about those persons?
>>33695035MHe is so autistic it makes this board look normal. He lines his fries big to small. He won't let peoppe help make kebabs because every piece must be the same size.
bye bye atogans, see you next thread
>>33695065Shoulda made your intentions clear from the start
>>33695074They certainly do. Multiple women (two) have accused me of being some other dude.
>>33695067>>33695069>>33695070Go fuck a mtf already.
>>33695074only the attractive onesno
Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away
Women how would you make your fighter jet less soft?
>>33695074men track patterns of desire, women track patterns of danger.
>>33695081story?
>>33695083>i hope she's talking about me
>>33695079but thread just started?
>>33695085Funny you ask - I just started dating an airforce plae mechanic.
>>33695091NTA but I hope I'm one of the ones they track in that case.
>>33695091>tfw I'm neither desirable nor dangerousIt's over.
>>33695079same, gnight
>>33695097Send him that picture with the text "floppy flanker"
Why can't my dream WIFE just proverbially fall into my lap?Why must effort be a preamble to result?
>>33695074>Some of the guys seem to keep track of the girls here.>Women, do you keep track of any of the maleanons? Not really good at it, however:>Can you describe anything unique about those persons?>Simping betacucks/obsessed anons for jh>simp betacuck for that other namefag>anon that starts spamming>that anon that says "im horny" >that one anon that used blogpost
>>33695100YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT WYBIE
>>33695106Vegeta would never ever think this way.
>>33695082>fuck the ask wound/bussyno>>33695092I talked to a woman on here and she accused me of being some other dude, the end.
>>33695110He has an entire arc where he gives up autonomy for power
>>33695035MShe's awesome and has persevered through some heavy shit even recently, got a doctorate and works with animals. She's the only one of my friends to tell me happy birthday this year.
I'm like Dexter Morgan but without the killing and less attrative.
>>33695074i don't keep track of any of you but i do know maybe a dozen or so of you as loose clumps of patterns. it's not really interesting to me to try to refine the data so i don't.
>>33695074>Some of the guys seem to keep track of the girls here.God I hate that shit, way to kill my enjoyment of posting on atoga.
>>33695115Only after already doing everything he can for power and it still not being enough.
>>33695035MaleI don't have friends.I used to have a friend, but we stopped talking after high school. He got married and they weren't able to have kids, so he got depressed and then became a fat drunk.
I'm like Dexter Morgan but a girl and less attractive
>>33695091Then they should all know me.>I cross without crosswalks.>I drive 2 miles over the speed limit.>I wear my sunglasses at night (so I can survive)Where gf?
>>33695122He's literally me, even down to the widows peak and ShortScholarship.
>>33695124what the fuck are you talking about? he's a cute kid from a cartoon?
>>33695126stop lyingmen love violent criminal women
Women are attracted to confidenceYou need to be confidant to have confidenceYou need belief in merit within yourself to be confidantYou need achievement in some direction that you deem valuable to have a belief of merit in yourself.Am I missing anything?
>>33695135>anon doesn't know rule 1
>>33695126Are you at least cute?
>>33695136a brain
Is this true?
>>33695144One of my few qualities I have going for me actually.
>>33695148this implies you hate posting but still do it which is way more bleak than doing it because you like it
>>336951484chan is better than any other social media, just not by much
>was incredibly tired>had to do dishes and shower before bed>now I'm not tired at allGuess I'm staying up all night.Why are all you anons up this late?
>>33694924Based Coraline poster>>33695035M, I don't have friends>>33695136>confidantIt's confident btw>>33695078Wybie was created specifically for the movie so Coraline wouldn't just be talking to herself and the cat all whole time
>>33695153i cant go to sleep until the gloom leaves me or i will wake up in only a couple of hours crying. distractions distractions.
>>33695153>Why are all you anons up this late?Lack of self-discipline, shitposting, music and vidyaGotta be up in 2hrs, time for a nap...I'm trying not to stay up so late but my sleep schedule's kinda fucked as I work late shifts at a bar
>>33695153>Why are all you anons up this late?i napped this afternoon
>>33695135It's true... I do love picrel.
>>33695157both of those things arent real and you can do whatever you want.
>>33695153>Why are all you anons up this late?PreCalculus is a cruel mistress who doesn't grant me reprieve such as an early bedtime.
>>33695156Jesus, that sounds horrible.
>>33695169>PreCalculusthis is an 18+ website
>>33695171College PreCalculus
>>33695169my nigga precalculus? nigga! just member' kfc when u doin your fractions from one side to da otha side and you be fine
>>33695175I've never taken a trig class so it has been a lot at once to digest
>>33695153Revenge Bedtime Procrastination
>>33695170i like to think it's nice to be able to predict it before going to sleep at least. bright sides and all that.
>>33695169>PreCalculusLmao either you're retarded or you're a kid
>>33695173When she's cute and in your bed I imagine one's guard is pretty down.
>>33695156How can we help distract you?
>>33695176NTA but you're better than me anon, I failed trig five times in college
>>33695177Hey that's me!
>>33695169Ignore the naysayers. Keep on that grind. Your future belongs to you and only you.
>>33695163>smokerDealbreaker.
>>33695177NTA but can you please not call me out like that?My Ace Combat clone isn't going to build itself and I didn't do enough during the day.
>>33695158Same but I'm watching youtube bullshit instead of music.Whatcha playing?
felt like a bulldozer tryin to catch abutterfly
>>33695191whatcha watchin'?
>>33695163womenwhy arent you doing thisshes happily married now
What do femanons do for fun? Besides post on 4chan.
>>33695193Earlier in the last thread, we talked about ASMR, and I'm checking out some of the channels I used to really like.
Why do fat women feel entitled to muscular and attractive men?
>>33695166Wdym? She interacts with Wybie a fair bit throughout the filmI think he was also included just to make the film a bit more engaging for kids, for some mild comic relief and as a contrast to Coraline's personality, cause it's already a very dark film lol>>33695177Real, I used to do this a lot when I had little free time in the day>>33695183I aced all my math classes in college but dropped outAnyway math just takes practice. Learn and understand all the rules and then do lots of practice problems>>33695188That rules out so many baddies though>>33695191I was playing some brawlstars earlier lol before making choonsWhat are you watching?
>>33695192understand understandthe concept of love
>>33695195incomprehensible, have a nice day
>>33695204Funky Dealer better
>>33695190Good luck, Anon. When you're building something you can stand behind and be proud of, it's better to take forever and a day than rush it and come up short. No day is wasted as long as you're progressing at all.
>>33695204>would you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep YEAAAAH
>>33695169Keep it up, anon. I just made it to Cal 1.
>>33695201Watching ASMR cartrography while playing Fire Emblem.
>>33695197goated OG videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSnwlm6nN0Y
>>33695182i mean i would always go for fun questions to answer but thread already struggles with that
>>33695074Men don't want to be identified here so why bother.
>>33695163>now does cosplay out of jail
>>33695218oh, cool. i'm glad you have that at least.
>>33695136remove(arrogance)
>>33695216I used to fall asleep to this one while I was finishing school.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9iGAO1z8E
>>33695209>the lead project team already confirmed thisI'm not refuting that this is true but could I get a source on this? I was under the impression that it was purposefully unspecified to leave things to interpretation. There are definitely underlying themes of isolation, abuse, mental illness etc. so it's possible that people like Wybie and the alternate parents are constructs of her psyche, but I also don't think it's necessarily that abstract. Anyway I gtg but will check your response later kek>>33695213Sounds really comfy lol, which fire emblem?
I don't think talking to femanons on here is even good practice for irl. What am I doing here? I don't belong here.https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
>>33695226Stop believing shitposters bro
>>33695226You're boring
>>33695219What, in your opinion, are the best amusements at your favorite amusement park? Thank you and goodnight.
>>33695238>"you need money">posts a chippy with a hot dog and coca colaMate this costs like a tenner lol
>>33695226She was outed as the toronto pajeet
>>33695237Prove you're a woman.https://youtu.be/l435Y12jw4o
>>33695240It's not his photo. Just ignore him.
>>33695234Binding Blade. It's been one of my favorites since I played through it in high school.
>>33695235it, kinda really isn't man. maybe a first step, but it really isnt a replacement. talking w/ women irl is more normal. def go out more, its so much more fun with irl girls
>>33695243No. Prove you're a man.Post cock and butthole.
>>33695136Unironically, I just practiced faking it, because I was confident that confidence would work.
>>33695209>>33695234>>33695242your ex was full of shit, the crew most certainly did NOT confirm any such thing. they have been staunchly opposed to confirming/denying many fan theories and pretty much just make vague statements like "everything was considered, nothing is coincidence"/
>>33695246Is that Marth on the right? I've never seen him outside of melee
>>33695239i prefer rollercoasters that hang you down to ones that you sit in like a chair. big waterslides are fun too. drop towers can go to hell
Dare to improve, and trust in God that no burden granted to you shall be one you can not bare.
>>33695252>Is that Marth on the right? I've never seen him outside of meleeNvm, I'm retarded.
>>33695254>>>/reddit/
>>33695253Aren't you afraid of losing a shoe? I'm afraid of losing a shoe.
>>33695242Your ex sounds based and maybe she's right, but again, I've just never seen a source on this, I thought that was just a fan theory. The filmmakers from what I've seen were pretty vague on plot points to leave things open to interpretation and add to the mystique
>>33695257You're good, anon. Al is from a Binding Blade tie-in manga, it'd be shocking if you knew him.Despite what Melee said though, Roy and Marth aren't from the same installment. I've never properly played his games. Have you ever played any of them?
>>33695207lol thanks for roping me into listening to jsrf ost for the next 1.5 hrsconcept of love occasionally plays in the background of the mahjong parlor and other buildings in ps3 era yakuza so it's an earworm for me
>>33695265>$50 in total with the drinksYou got mugged off mateHope it was nice though >>33695256>after credits directors cut for the 10 year anniversary screeningI gotta find/see this lol
>>33695268I've somehow never played Yakuza despite being a Sega freak. I can only imagine what obscure deep cuts I'd recognize at a glance.
>>33695267Diff anonGenealogy remake when? At this point they might remake Shadow Dragon before FE4 gets the praise it deserves.
A leap of faith is always better than a standstill of knowing.
OH BUT HOLD IT STILL DARLING, YOUR HAIR SO PRETTYCANT YOU FEEL THE WARMTH OF MY SINCERITY
>>33695248I asked you first.
>>33695267I'm afraid not. I only know of Fire Emblem though smash.
>>33695256coraline doesn't have a director's cut, or a tenth anniversary re-release. it had a fifteenth anniversary remaster but it wasn't called a directors cut then either. what are you tryna pull on me, mister?
>>33695273Uwot lol? I just think the "none of the characters are real, it's all in her head" theory is reductionistic and silly. What's next, it was all a dream lol?
>>33695272Another of my all-time favorites. The 30th anniversary is next year. Maybe, just maybe, they might announce something?>>33695280Perfectly valid. I'm sure most people who know of it know it from Smash.
Goodnight all, I'll get a gf tomorrow.
>>33695287Goodnight, anon.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758298307417977.webm
Late nights are always the worst for self talk, idle minds are the devils playground as well it seems.
>>33695281>fifteenth anniversary remasterI heard about this but never saw it, seemed to just be cleaning up the animation footage? Apparently some screenings had some "bonus" Laika content like upcoming movie previews but other than that no Coraline interviews or anything... I think that guy is just chatting shit lol. Thanks for debooonking
>>33695290
>>33695296So true Sonic.Under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody but unbowed.
>>33695074The real answer is that none of the foids here ask questions or answer questions about the anonymous men's lives, other than maybe the namefags because they can identify them, which is a higher level of trust. For the rest of us and in general, they just don't care so they don't need to ask or keep track.
>>33695289anon if you don't stop spreading your coraline misinformation i'm going to spend the rest my life tracking you down, infiltrating your life organically, earning your trust, then sedating you and trapping you in a shipping container where i will skin you alive over the course of the next fucking decade shut UP YOU ARE WRONG FIND ME A SOURCE OR SUCK MY ASS AND SHUT UP>>33695282that isn't true, DONT listen to this INBRED ANTELOPE
>>33695291>Laika mentionedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
>>33695110This
>>33695297>heh yeah i love lying and art isn't cool at all
>>33695302Which is very sad, since that means they pay the closest attention and are the most vulnerable to the psychotic narcissists among us.
>>33695122But he had not reached his actual limit by that point, he just believed that he had.
>>33695287Wishing you luck
So women just don't approach huh?
>>33695289>the movie is so controversialIs it? The only "controversy" I can think of was it was very dark for a "kid's" film, and ofc the more recent allegations against Gaiman, otherwise it was well received by audiences and critics. I think it struck a good balance of interesting themes and food for thought while not having an overly convoluted story. Really though I enjoy it for the atmosphere and animation personally. Obviously not for everyone though >>33695297Tbh it's barely a kid's movie, most studios wouldn't take the risk of making such a dark animated film in stop-motion, Laika is a passion project>>33695304Hey doggieReminds me of playing Tank Trouble too lol
>>33694924I wish I wasn't white, its crazy how racist America is to white people these days.
>>33695311They approach me because I'm Chad
>>33695311I've been approached a few times, I'm not particularly attractive either so I don't know.
Meet the Robinsons, now THATS a kids movie that holds up.In fact, I'd dare to say the emotional parts hit harder when you are older.
>>33695315>>33695317I'm 6'5, I've been approached one time in my whole life
>>33695277I answered.
>>33695311NAG, but more they don't want to make a connection with someone they don't know has any redeeming qualities. If you're a handsome fuck, then they have a reason. If their friends vouch for you even if they themselves haven't met you, then have a reason. So more that that are much less likely to approach.
>>33695316whoah, them's fighting words champ! heh... i think you're in the wrong thread, thoughevermayitbe, you might wanna head on down to r/controversialopinons (le EPIC meme format thougheveritsobe!)
>>33695273I do need to watch it again tho, the last time I saw it I was not sober at all and spooked myself so much I had to sleep over with the girl upstairs lol
I miss him and I missed you
>>33695293she looks like my cousin
>>33695287I hope I get a Snow GF.
>>33695311Depends how desperate they are and even when they do approach they do a very poor job of communicating that they are interested in someone.For example: they'll use an excuse to ask you about something, you answer, and they'll either just stand there and not know what to say or they'll try to spin the conversation forward with absolutely little to no hints that they are interested in you. Then when you politely excuse yourself from the conversation, they blow you up on social media because the mere act of asking you about something WAS their attempt.
>>33695318Still remember seeing it in the cinema, awesome movieAlso Franny Robinson was badd
>>33695293Hispanic detected, opinions rejected.
>>33695270you should absolutely get into it, yakuza/rgg is the ultimate sega franchise in my mind (sorry sonicfags). the ingame arcades also have a bunch of sega arcade titles that never received modern ports, including sonic the fighters in lost judgment and 7 gaiden, so you kind of have to play them if you're into sonic. personally i really like the house of the dead parody with yakuza dead souls assets that's in judgment and ljalso fun fact, naganuma working on the sound design for kenzan was the reason why he didn't compose for sonic rush adventure
>>33695318-.>
>>33695318>>33695332As cringe as my generation was (millennial) I'm so happy I grew up with cultural products that weren't slop.
the rancid turd is back
>>33695331>I saw the extended cut while the rest of you didn’t lmaoTake your meds g>It’s a fucking kids movieJust because something is animated does not mean it's just for kids lol
>>33695332On one hand she always reminded me of my mom.On the other hand, Franny probably did play a part in sculpting my tastes in women.Maybe Freud was onto something.
>>33695338If someone has seen Coraline its a huge flag
I want to get pregnant but I can't even muster up the courage to get on tinder I am a pathetic piece of shit I don't know what kind of delusion I think I'm operating on but it's not good at all
>>33695339Ignore him until he starts saying racist shit or threatening shootings, then report
>>33695341>wrongyou misspelled right there, senor taco.
>>33695344Moid hands.
>>33695345NTAAgreed.
>>33695350>I watched it with a girl even bigger red flagThe fact that you are here and straight is the biggest red flag>>33695345Only liberals do shootings
>>33695345No need to wait, off topic works too. Jannies know who he is.
>>33695332>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6bmG_YDcHAA treat for Robinsons fan, the intended original ending before Disney changed it.
>>33695348You're pissing me off
>>33695344Going to sleep now, but you aren't pathetic, and it isn't delusion. Maybe try to make a profile first without having to swipe on guys. Try to make something you're comfortable with.
>>33695341kek you didn't know we are cousins?
Fearful Avoidant attachment Is this real? I don't want this attachment style and I become very devoted when I'm in love but I've always been dumped for unrelated reasons
>>33695331there is no extended cut. the only different in the remaster was a behind the scenes video. this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqsTnJPpkB4nobody says it's all in her head. have you been lying for attention since you were young, or did you pick up that habit after your mommy stopped paying attention to you?
>>33695344Try hinge instead
>>33695357Shaddd up.
How Indian is it to dislike Coraline?
>>33695363It sure is. It's why you should take relationships slow.>>33695355That's a good way to get banned for a false report, lmfao
What's with the coraline posting?
>>33695371>She just gets hotter as the movie progressesSeek Jesus >>33695369In the Indian version she cannot redeem the buttons
>>33695374Autism… and lack of Femanons ITT.
>>33695377The autism scared them away.
>>33695373Majority of the racists in here are Hispanics shitting on Indians anyway, but the moment it goes the other way it's the end of the world to them. It's pathetic.
>>33695377I'm still around, just not posting much until that thing is dealt with again
>>33695378no, i watched it in theaters with my mom. i just like to pull up receipts before i open my mouth and say shit. unlike some people.
>>33695382Hopefully soon, too.
>>33695384Please stop replying to ENTJ
>>33695381>Majority of the racists in here are Hispanics shitting on Indians anyway, but the moment it goes the other way it's the end of the world to them. It's pathetic.My people are leaving these shores, never to return...
>>33695374god forbid a girl defend one of her favorite movies at 2am from -wait can someone let me know if this retard is one of your little cast members i dont pay attention to because it's stupid? am i arguing with the military guy or something>>33695389oggh my godddd
>>33695374Coraline 4 lyfe https://youtu.be/mGEcMWyeSVk?si=Y6GjPhYmVlnc1mTBOne girl I dated said she watched Coraline all the time as a kid, and she was really hot, so.... baddie movie confirmed ig>>33695382>that thing is dealt with againGrab your knives and pitchforks kekAnyway I need to try sleep for 2 hours til I need to be up fml>>33695384>watched it in theaters with my momThat is awesome>>33695386And then did everyone clap? Jk
>>33695390Who and the what now?
>>33695373wrong. it's been working just fine getting your smelly rancid ass yeeted from the thread.
>>33695394Not to get too political, but Trump did something good for once and made H1B visas so expensive that a mass exodus of Indians from the US seems likely before long.
>>33695389sorry i should have also said, thank you. my hero. i had no idea. i thought i was talking to a human being... scary...
>>33695398Oohhh, that.Thx.
>>33695397>wrong. it's been working just fine getting your smelly rancid ass yeeted from the thread.jeeted*
>>33695393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9URTfLs4Eok
>>33695329>Snow GFlike a snow bunny?
>>33695392>am i arguing with the military guy or somethingI can't tell if you're referring to Sarge, or ENTJeet, lol
>>33695399It's a common mistake, don't sweat it.
>>33695419Either, or…
anons, do those two namefags like each other? You know him and her
WTF is this thread
>>33695436entj is having his daily crash out.
>>33695436It’s always like this during Twilight Zone hours.
>>33695196I like fashion, vidya and baseball
>>33695441Really, baseball???
>>33695441What kinds of games?
>>33695441and you love sushi, anime, and pachinko right ??
>>33695074No clue, one anon play Super Mario but that could anyone
Keep samefagging, shit for brains.
>>33695446Stfu, creep.
>>33695450That's me! I just beat Super Mario USA.
hug
>>33694924Do girls actually have to shave their buttholes?
>>33695456I'm sweaty
>>33695450I am 4chan.
>>33695442Yeah! I guess you don’t>>33695444Action rpg mostly, Elden Ring, Sekiro others that isn’t fromsoft hehe~>>33695446I like sushi and anime.. why are you writing it like it’s bad?
>>33695454>Peach up there getting cheered on>did literally none of the workdumb bitch.
>>33695454wow cool! Why Princess zero??
>>33695460Oh, Dark Souls Lady!I think that other anon was suggesting your interests were stereotypically Japanese.>>33695461>>33695462I was trying my hardest to make Mario and Luigi even, but then I felt like using Toad for the last world. I just never felt the urge to use her, I guess.
>>33695460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMmqNpmA60U
>>33695386>>33695375NTA but I recently learned that I can't hear "redeem" "redeeming" without struggling to burst out laughing The quirks of Atoga
>>33695458moist hug
>>33695469thank you anon, and sorry...
>>33695460https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4Give King's Field IV a try if you never have.
>>33695464>>33695462>>33695461yAH-WAh-Hoooo!
>>33695476Wacko anon
>>33695456I am stil in my bed and haven't even peed yet, better don't.>>33695468You didn't learn about it from the original videos by Kitboga?
>>33695475Stfu, spammer.
>>33695482No from here on Atoga
Is it true that girls pee themselves a little if they laugh to hard?
>>33695486Grills poop roses and fart rainbows.
>>33695484lmao
I want to love a woman and I want her to love me back
How did I get carpel tunnel in my non dominant hand?
>>33695486>>33695489True. And vanilla scent
>>33695460>I like sushi and anime.. why are you writing it like it’s bad?I think he's being racist.
>>33695486Only if you made them wet first.So in your case, you never have to be afraid of that happening.
>>33695464Oh. Didn’t know it was a stereotype to eat the food that we make. Anyways you should play again Princess only she’s the best!
>>33695492People masturbate with their non dominant hands now because they're holding their phones in their dominant hand.
>>33695496I pay them to be wet, mainly because I’m autistic and crypto millionaire
If you don't like sushi, something is wrong with you.
>>33695494Okay. What an asshole.
>>33695501Don't japs have raw chicken sushi?
>>33695497Yeah, it's like saying Americans eat burgers all the time.I'll play it again eventually. I'm a little burnt out on Mario right now. Are you playing anything now?
>>33695505...he says, as he eats food that is prepared by Cooking with Jack.
>>33695505You eat CP, fag.
>>33695506https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TorisashiOnly as a particular regional specialty dish, and it's not as bad as it sounds apparently.
>>33695507Play Redfall or Starfield, cringelord.
>>33695511Kek
>be me>3:30am>I should probably go to bed>also me:>oh look, a video on how to bend a can into a neat shapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIX-ByjmcG0
>>33695512There are funnier bad games you could be suggesting
>>33695516It's one thing to just eat it raw, but another if it's lightly seared or boiled and handled extra carefully, per the article
Just came across a bj porn video where the woman had "PTSD"written on her forehead.Weird shit.
>>33694924Women, is this charming?Men, can you do this?
>>33695519You’re talking to autists who dilate on CP.Food is nothing to them.
>>33695522Yes I am an expert at acting like an idiot publicly
>>33695522It's cool, but idk about 'charming'. Impressive though. like it isn't hurting. It's hurting that he's making a tiktok or whatever but it is what it is.
>>33695504Yeah, sorry.
>>33695522Damn, that is maximum cringeee.
>>33695522that's a child.
>>33695522That's impressive, but I never even tried that.
>>33695521That's sad..
>>33695531She could have just not done it if she didn't want to.
>>33695531That was my thought too.I didn't click on it.
>>33695522I think I could scratch my ass and sniff my finger in public and be less embarrassing.
>>33695519https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%B6%8F%E5%88%BA%E3%81%97>There have been cases of food poisoning caused by eating raw chicken , and the dangers of this have been highlighted. [ 3 ] The Livestock and Biological Science Safety Research Institute has pointed out that "chicken may be contaminated with bacteria even when it is fresh. In principle, eating raw chicken should be avoided." [ 3 ] However, the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare has not imposed any regulations, and 500 cases of food poisoning caused by raw chicken occur every year . [ 3 ] In light of these circumstances, the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare Council is considering imposing regulations. [ 4 ]
>>33695521Was it Black Payback?That's my favourite.
>>33695537500 cases seems pretty poultryI mean paltry
>>33695540BOOOOOO
>>33695522FThat creeped me out
>>33695540>>33695543>>33695537Why are u ghey?
>>33695544DNA, lmao.
>>33695522How did he acquire that rizz at his young age while the rest of y'all are total fuckups who can't even make eye contact with a girl?
>>33695450that’s all it takes for Femanons to notice us???
>>33695551No, 11 inch penis, 6’3 height and make 200K per year… according to 4c anyways.
>>33695534Yeah>>33695533Shes probably the type that thinks of it as, may as well use or turn her pain into something that others can enjoy at least
>>33695544“Why don’t Men dance?”Hehehe… got em.
>>33695507I’m not really playing anything. My PC wasn’t delivered on Friday. I’ve been Super Monkeyball at the cafe heh
>>33695555>mfw only 6 inch dick and 160k per yearAt least I'm 6'3!
>>33695558You think it was the dancing part I had a problem with??
>>33695551Yes I like video games
>>33695565I was joking, smolie.
I am now at 3800 MMR
6'3" will be the new 6'0" by 2030.
>>33695569What’s the joke?
>>33695544Just because he touched her face?You are horrible at reading body language.
>>33695559I hate when that happens. I don’t check my tracking anymore just so I don’t get disappointed. Any idea what you’ll do first with the new PC?Super Monkey Ball is great. I used to play it a lot with my sister.
>>33695571Yes… same with money/earnings and penis size.
>>33695573No it’s worse, it looks like it was staged that he did that, because it was. Extra layer of creepy
>>33695572Shaaaaaad up!
>>33695577It is very clear the know each other well.Again, learn to read body language, autist.
>>33695580He was livin la vita loca!
>>33695577Her smile was natural, though.
>Enzyme face mask>Leave it on for 10 minutes as instructed>Now my entire face looks sunburnt
>>33695575Elden Ring, Satisfactory, MGSV, BG3 eh Borderlands 4! I agree don’t track stuff it was a mistake.
I hate my crooked toes
>>33695580I’m not autistic. That was creepy. Them knowing each other doesn’t change it
>>33695586ZzZZzz..Welp, nothing to do here.
>>33695592What?
>>33695590It was.Don’t worry about that weirdo, sis.
>>33695571Looks like I need to get married before then if I don't want to be the king manlet
>>33695586Ah right, we talked about this I think. It’s been a little while since we chatted. I hope it arrives soon, ideally Monday. Then you can get it all set up and go nuts.
>take puppies out for first walk>they instantly get tangled up in leashes >flop on the floor and won’t move Why don’t puppies come with built in leash instincts
Is it blogposting huor?
>>33695601It’s the worst hours.
>>33695599Yeah sorry life is repetitive for me, hehWhat’s going on with you?
Men, would you identify as women, to pay less in car inssurance?
>>33695594Why would you ask if it’s creepy if you are going to cry about it?
>>33695607Men would do that for far less
>>33695605So what?
>>33695607we have men identifying as women itt right now
>>33695607No my car insurance is already less than my girlfriends because I don’t crash all the time
>>33695608Triggered
As I put myself around more people I have realized something.I don't want to be like other people, I want other people to be like me.
>>33695590Ok then you got some other severe social issue.She was probably even his gf.
>>33695615Narc
>>33695613Did u die?
>>33695615When I coup the government I’m making you head of the secret police
>>33695608I didn't.
>>33695611>>33695609Read the question.
>>33695626suck my balls
>>33695626Can we eat the insurance?
>>33695626Ok? Were you expecting men to answer your question honestly?
>>33695610Idk I usually don’t have a lot of new things to talk about, some people don’t like that.
>>33695629Your pin sized nuts wouldn’t even fulfill a dungbeetle.
>>33695632Ohh, understood.
>>33695610Why so aggressive?
>>33695571Unless you're very tall, women already avoid you. It's just that short guys (5'11 for example) are now filtered immediately, whereas it used to be possible to at least chat with the opposite gender if you were short.
>>33695636I mistyped my comment.Was not trying to be passive-aggressive.
>>33695634yeh seasoned ball sucking size queens like you need your mouth and bussy stuffed full
>>33695637The Great Filter is happening…
>>33695641Asking other Moids to suck you off, you played yourself, ick-lord.
I know situation economically is pretty rough butI live modestly and i afford stuff i need to get rather easily.Spoke with my friend 2 days ago, i said we should go travel to Poland, which is nearby, 45min flight or so, its not that expensive either.He replied that sure, hes down but atm hes completely broke.Now, he earns way more than me cause he has better job and shit, but as he explained "he has bills and he likes to live a little"Are people just very irresponsible with their spending or something?
men how has your week been?mine was full of whimsy and rest and gaming
Both gendersHow would you feel if you came home and your worst enemy had murdered your four closest female friends and posed their corpses atop your bed?
>>33695647Full of videogames, going to gym, chatting with qt girls at gym.Now i habe my second work day and then another 5 days off breakIm comfy af.
>>33695649Oh Okay Very Normal Human Thoughts
>>33695649I hope they are still warm!And then i unzip dick.
>>33695650helllll yes I love off dayseven though I work on assignments on my off days but still fun
>>33695637What's the cutoff for 'very tall'? I know a guy who's 6'7" and his height is more intimidating than attractive.
>>33695649MI wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>33695647Waiting for my pulled tooth gap to heal up. Inbetween eating soup, being in pain and doing stuff to distract me.Why are you only asking men?
>>33695659>Why are you only asking men?anon do u see the thread we are on
>>33695649Too much Internet for you, Anon.
>>33695645stop talking and start sucking
>>33695660Does that mean the one asking the question… is a girl? :DDD
>>33695660Yeah, but people say "state gender" all the time and your question was very gender-unspecific.
>>33695659Intel gathering.You got played!
>>33695664u caught me..>>33695665atoga gone woke
>>33695665We all know how the week went for the women of ATOGA. You fucked a few Chads, turned down a dozen guys, made a few false rape accusations, made a few thousand dollars from paypigs, usual femoid stuff. Men actually have some variation in how their week goes.
>>33695668>made a few thousand dollars from paypigs, usual femoid stuffam I missing out on the female experience
>>33695319>I'm 6'5, I've been approached one time in my whole life6'7" is the new meta
>>33695668Learn to read properly.
>>3369567067
>>33695669I'd be a paypig if I could afford it :(
>>33695674it ok 1 dolar is enough
>>33695668Yeah, like sitting on your lazy ass, drinking warm beer and scratching your smelly parts.
>>33695666I said nothing too special, I have whined about my tooth before, satan-chan.>>33695669Unlike what that anon thinks, not all women are mentally built for it.
>>33695680id do anything if the check is a thousand dollars
>>33695681Yikeeeeees!
>>33695668>>33695667Corn fed hands.
>>33695682I <3money
>>33695196drinking, knitting, maybe writing shit
>>33695689Moid
>>33695681Then do it.
>>33695687
I don't think these ugly, pajama wearing wetback shawties can appreciate my beauty
>>33695693no idea where to even find them without risking my data on sites
>>33695319nta i would be too scared to approach you and if I did you wouldn’t see me haha
Is it true, that if you slap a bulldog behind the head, their eyes will quit their sockets?
>>33695698nta but why would you be scared?>if I did you wouldn’t see me hahabut i love short women
>>33695668Baseless accusation.
>>33695656Based on what I have personally seen by passing through places where people go on dates, there's no cutoff.
>>33695697So you are not built for it...
Women, are you hitting that snooze button on your alarm?
>>33695711yeah but that gets me really late
One last fap for the road?
>>33695702Idk I get the sense that tall guys don’t like me, I’m too much of a burden or something, but I’m happy you like us hehe
...late to the dick appointment?
>>33694924M or fDo you have fun with your bf or gf?
>>33695724FI’m single, but I hope we would have a lot of fun!
>>33695701that doesnt sound right
https://voca.ro/1oJwlz3AiqwA
>>33695730how do you have time to do all that
>>33695711i sleep 8-10 hours a day and still have brain fog
>>33695720Aw that’s nonsense. You should approach us and more specifically me hehe
>>33695733Okay!
>>33695732Are you a gooner as well?
>>33695711Yes I need lots of sleep
>>33695722Who are you talking to?
>>33695647What have you been playing?
my body is a machine that turns sadness into gooning to rape scenarios
>>33695649Given that the four of them live in three different continents, I'd be quite impressed by the sheer logistics of the operation: smuggling bodies internationally.
>>33695754Moid hands
Women, why cant you even saymy name
>>33695757keep wishing
Women, how are your "blowjob eyes"?
>>33695758>Women, why cant you even say>my nameI don't know it.
I have this elaborate plan to make my ex jealous:Meet a beautiful woman who will charm the staff of a coffee shop that posted a picture of my ex (also a beautiful woman) who made art for them.I had one contestant that I fucked up with. She was beautiful, maybe more than my ex, but not in the hidden gem, no makeup, 100 insta followers, private way like her, more in the 1000 instagram follower with a visible tattoo and a septum piercing way. I met her in a mall and we went on a 2 hour date immediately. I should have tried to just be friends with her, but I tried kissing her and it got awkward. Now we don't talk even though she became friends with my girl roommate (long story). The next in line is a girl who is not really as beautiful but is very sweet to me and we're definitely just friends. Both girls are "influencers" so they have some followers and it would likely behoove this budding coffeeshop to take a picture of them with me included in hopes of my ex seeing it as she follows them.Am I fucking insane or what? My ex only took notice of me after she saw me go out to hang wit a couple girls, she commented how I probably get a ton of pussy and am a rockstar, until I showed her my sensitive side and that was fucking it. I want to rebuild that image.
>>33695758i dare not utter it...
>>33695764is the memory goneare you feeling numb?
>>33695745eh, i expose myself to a lot of gooner content but i can't really call myself a gooner when i never get horny enough to masturbate or seek porn out on my own
>>33695766>I have this elaborate plan to make my ex jealous:Get over her and yourself.
>>33695766lollmao even
My name is Maximus Plapsimus GetpregnantiusCommander of the mating pressPatron to hundreds of onlyfans girlssubscriber of cosplay girls on youtubeAnd I will have my gooning sessionsIn this life, or the next.
>>33695760closed
>>33695781
>>33695766>I want to rebuild that image.Anon your ex knows you now, you cannot go back to the point where you could lure her in with some illusion. Hell even if you succeed in anything like you described, if she knows you well she might even have a hunch you are trying to show off for her and then the more outrageous your accomplishment is the more pathetic it is too you know?
>>33695782Eye contact is so hot though?
>>33695793idgaf, let me focus on the sensations
>>33695724F, absolutely, no point in a relationship otherwise. Us not needing much to have a lot of fun together was a huge part of why I fell in love with him.
I should probably come to terms with the fact that I really need to disable youtube history if I ever want anybody to be able to be in my home with my computer or ever get onto my phone.Like, imagine if a girl came over and saw that there was a vegan documentary in my recommendeds?
>>33695797it's always the same soibois lol
>>33695800I swear I don't know how that got there.
>>33695797The only thing I would realistically care about seeing in a guy's recommendations is a ton of Andrew Tate stuff or similar content.
>>33695802probably because it's usually the mommy issues penis havers that are obsessed with being a good boy that watch asmr content
>stuck doing a 9/5 >cant just fuck off to the north and starve like a real man
>>33695809you can
>>33695792>>33695776>>33695774Ok you guys are right. whythe FUCK am i thinking more about her than my work duties/entrpenurieal shit? am I retarded? y/n
>>33695813yes
>>33695814how get unretard
>>33695813Yeah
>At Sperm Bank USA the minimum height requirements is 5'10" tall, reason being we have a higher demand for taller donors.>Of course, height isn't the only factor that clinics consider when it comes to sperm donation. They'll also look at your age, health, and medical history. But, in general, taller men tend to be more successful sperm donors.>So, if you're thinking about donating sperm, be sure to check with the clinic you're interested in to find out their specific requirements. And, if you meet the height requirement, you'll be one step closer to helping someone start a family.LMFAOManlets eternally, inexorably, and unequivocally BTFO!
>>33695813You're not retarded, it happens all the time. The thing is I bet if you are honest with yourself you are trying to fix something (like the hit you took to the ego when the relationship didn't work out or maybe the break up triggered some old "I'm just not good enough" feeling...) through your ex that is really just about you. Try to legitimately ask yourself... ok, my ex sees me in this super sexy/impressive set up and I look like a million bucks to her... then what, what did I accomplish? The answer can give you a clue to what causes this nagging feeling that makes you fantasize like this. And 9/10 times this is something you can work on or resolve without your ex having anything to do with it. In that 1/10 it will be solved through a real conversation with the ex - when something is legitimately bugging you and you want to apoogize for something you feel guilty about, for example, in order to move on. But most of the time it will be something about how you view yourself or your future and that's something you don't need anyone else for.
>>33695815humble yourself
>>33695766>Am I fucking insane or what?Yes. Stop letting her live in your head rent free. Have some self-respect.
>>33695817basatos if true
>>33695817I should try and crowd fund a limb lengthening surgery. Worst that could happen is it gets ignored.
>>33695817Why the intensity?
>>33695828lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>33695768>is the memory goneOh, wait... that was you?! (pic related)
>>33695793You watch too much porn.
>>33695829How do you mean?
>>33695836this
>>33695830>lawsuit waiting to happenIs it? I've heard of other surgeries being crowd funded.
As a man I'd rather ovulate than be forced to shave, women will never get the pain of scraping your face with a blade
>>33695845pro tip: you don't have to do that, men are supposed to have a beard for a reason
>>33695818Thank you, everyone keeps telling me to not be so down on myself but I always find a way. >what did I accomplish?That's a good thought experiment. I ran that when I had desires to text her after the breakup. Stupidly I listened to a friends advice to say sorry a week after the breakup call because I had spilled my spaghetti during it rather than staying calm and quiet like I usually do. I just let everything out, I had ego death with her over the phone and called her the devil n shit, implied she was a slut (she did it to me first though). She told me not to text her, then I texted her again a month later, she responded a bit until I told her I thought about her every day and we probably shouldnt talk(reverse psychology attempt), but I'm sure that's not what triggered her blocking me, she didn't really want to talk, was maybe just being nice.So yeah, if I do it, what would even happen? If I texted her, what would even happen? Is she just going to magically love me again? No.And this hypothetical act would just be a waste in the end. I told myself to stop thinking about all the "whys" of why she broke up and now I have to stop myself going into the "hows" of getting her back, because it won't happen and I need to accept that. It's just so hard, there's so much poetry in our relationship.
>>33695845natural selection has been too kind to people like you>>33695846go back to the jungle
>>33695035She's the epitome of "Scouse not English"
>>33695850no idea wtf that means
>>33695828Your height is your sign that you shouldn't breed. You shouldn't cheat the system just to selfishly muddy the genepool.
>>33695850Oh, M btw>>33695851Liverpool has a very strong sense of regional identity. It also has a general leeriness towards things like the royal family, London, and other symbols of English nationhood (which seem remote and uninterested in Liverpool).So just like a lot of English people will identify as English, not British, a lot of Scousers will identify as Scouse, not English.
>>33695848Sounds like you are on the right track.>there's so much poetry in our relationshipDon't forget you are not just allowed but should really take the time to mourn what you lost with her and your bond. Trying to skip that stage makes it hard to move on and can leave people wistful or resentful. Letting go also means acknowledging what exactly you have to let go of. Don't underestimate that a lot of the time, you will think stuff like>I will forever cringe remembering XYZ I said/did during the break upand fail to realize that you won't stop cringing because you stop finding it cringeworthy but rather because you stop caring. That happens when your emotions quiet down. You don't need a rational "out". It will happen on its own as long as you let your emotions run their course and process them.
