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Girls, why don't you grow out your armpit hair? It's hot AF.
>>33700410Because it grosses me out
>>33700410most people disagree.
GenderIf you had a D&D character, what would you make them?
WomenWould you ever consider breast implants
>>33700577Halfling thief>>33700585No I’m too small for them
>>33700577MI played dnd in highschool and was s Fighter Champion
Why does my gf have this tat? Does she believe in qanon?
>>33700365https://vocaroo.com/1joDsxtvdo92Proof JH is a pedophile
>>33700577Ranger, forgot race.
>>33700577Fsexy tiefling lady>>33700410I do already regardless of popular opinion>>33700389I love Ari's work!
>>33700585no>>33700410sometimes I do, out if laziness >>33700577succubus
>>33700577MI was mostly DM for a while and learned I dont really like DnD. Is very constrictive in the stories you can tell.Half-Orc Half-Elf wizard.
>>33700445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNm7ZdUekY8
>>33700410Am moid, but I'm thinking about shaving my pits. I shower and use deodorant every day, but I still start to stink 2/3rds of the way through a workday.
>>33700652Noooo, don't shave!!
>>33700652shaving will make it worse
>>33700652BAD MOVE
>>33700656>shaving will make it worseHow so? It seems like there'd be fewer places for bacteria to cling to?
>>33700662Irritated skin
>>33700365m or fFavorite animal?
>>33700669FGoats
>>33700660>>33700655WHY?
>>33700673YOU ARE going to itch like a motherfucker
>>33700365The OP looks like Brock and Misty
>>33700671Are you one o those girls that wish they had horns
>>33700680Kris deltarune
>>33700680No, haha. I worked with goats from a young age for stockshow and shit. If I were to have an animal feature, I'd like a bunny tail and ears.
>>33700673I simply love hair! The hairier, the better!
>>33700410I don't like it. I just prefer not having body hair, makes me feel prettier.>>33700585Not currently, no. I like my body the way it is. I can't say I'd 100% never get them, but I don't feel the need right now.>>33700669F. Fox.
>>33700669Umbrella octopus.
A very good morning to all the Europeans, everyone else gets a stiff hello
>>33700691lol
Women, what would you do to get a man to love you?
>>33700685Hot
>>33700693be everything he ever wanted by simply being myself
i know we all have muscles but i don't work out and i think that i have some hint of abs, is this possible?
>>33700697uh yeah...
Femanons give me a chance…
>>33700680>Are you one o those girls that wish they had hornsIs that a thing?
>>33700669MI mostly like reptiles desu
>>33700700chance for what?
>>33700686>I simply love hair! The hairier, the better!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1s3Iekns9k
>>33700701nta but i do sometimes, i had no idea others do too
>>33700697Yeah, if you're very skinny.>>33700693Be genuine and sincere, be happy around him, be kind and loving. If I have to perform in a specific way to get him to love me, we're not meant to be.
>>33700694I'm sure you're hot yourself
>>33700669F, mice
>>33700669f, cats
>>33700701My ex always talked about wanting horns and wanting to get some horned headbands to wear, idk what it’s about.
>>33700693I try to be more cheerful and social around him but I think it's backfiring>>33700696...did it work
>>33700705LOL, hell yea! Monke brain def-- also cute vid anon!
>>33700707>if you're very skinnyi'm not really that skinny in every part of my body tho, i don't know
doodle requests before I leave for like a few weeks
>>33700708Only for lusty bunny girls atm
>>33700718draw a cow with daisy accessories
>>33700718Girl with cute ram horns plz
>>33700704A chance to give you all my love
>>33700707Even that seems like too much to imagine from a woman.>>33700714How is it backfiring?
>>33700718Alex Jones as a goat
>>33700719honestly word
>>33700725>How is it backfiring?He becomes even more shy and withdrawn
>>33700720I hate dream and what his masses did to my dear moobloom
>>33700731nta but i'm sorry about that, anon>>33700733omg so cute!! i don't play minecraft so i had no idea, i really love it anon!
>>33700731Just hug him or hold his hand or something.
>>33700738AH THANK U
>>33700725>Even that seems like too much to imagine from a woman.I'm sorry you feel that way. I sincerely hope you find a woman who adores you and change your mind :)
>>33700718Could you draw a hot ghost please?
>>33700669MSeals
>>33700743Thanks. I really hope so too, but I don't know where or how that could happen. And considering my age and the fact that I've never experienced it, it feels like it'll never happen.
>>33700718Could you draw a people version of this?
>>33700577MaleTiefling cleric girl that's basically Priestess from Goblin Slayer
one time i posted my eyes on furchin, now the cia is cloning me
>>33700758How many clones of you are there?
>>33700723I got into it
>>33700739Uhh I don't think I can do that in the settings we see each other. I'll have to be more subtle
>>33700762Thank u very much..
>>33700744she so sex…..
>>33700752If I can offer you a piece of advice, a big part of forming a genuine connection with someone is being open in the first place. Be sincere, be genuine, meet new people with curiosity, and allow them to see who you truly are. It can be heartbreaking to wear your heart on your sleeve and feel like no one responds, but it is a risk that’s often necessary.The friends I know who are luckier in love tend to be those who throw themselves wholeheartedly into people. From the very beginning, they bring their full selves, they're vibrant, open about who they are, and genuinely interested in others.If you're more reserved or introverted, it can be challenging to form meaningful connections, simply because you may not give yourself the chance to open up. I know it’s much easier said than done, and it can feel scary, but taking that risk is often what allows true connections to happen.Good luck :)
>>3370076146, they're all working as backups in chad's dairy farm
>>33700758This reminded me of that poptepipic episode with the popchins
>>33700768How much milk does chad need?
>>33700766yay, thank you!
>>33700693Be myself
>>33700771really just as much as he can, it can never be too muchhe cherishes every success and milk bottle (or bag) sold
I found ENTJ's reddit profile https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1758416781698906.png
>>33700669F Car
>>33700753you WILL be getting a smoch >>33700765>>33700774you’re welcome!! they were fun I love drawing girls
>>33700749>>33700753
>>33700762nta but this is cute too, i hope the scarf was knit by a local atogan anon
>>33700767I appreciate the advice, and while I will take it to heart, I still don't think I'll be very successful. I spent more than a year legitimately trying, meeting new people, going on dates, having open, genuine conversations, and all it really got me was a bunch of first dates. But still, thank you.
>>33700779>CarCat?
>>33700585FI’m flat, but no. I don’t think it would fit me, too short and petite
>>33700786hehe yes!At least they both purr
>>33700783in my head while I was drawing it . she shaved an alpaca girl that was pissinf her off and made her hair into a scarf
Girls, why don't you dress like this?
>>33700790what the hell... beef & bacon in chad's dairy farmhope they can reconcile soon
>>33700793LOLnow bedtime for me. goodnight atoga it was nice doodling again
Point proven, femanons hate me and we’ll never love each other
>>33700652Don't listen to these freaks.Using a trimmer to get it down to 1mm is perfectly fine and does absolutely nothing to irritate your skin. It helps against sweat (and the smell) and it makes you feel better in every way.Plus it's a thing of a few seconds in the shower.Get a body hair trimmer and do your crotch while you are at it.
>>33700785A bunch of first dates is pretty good, anon! Don't get discouraged. It took me 18 months or so to find a man I actually loved and wanted to be with, and I was a young, okay looking woman so I had it on easy mode.It's far too soon to give up!Also, please remember that dates not working out is not a negative judgement on you as a person, just a lack of compatibility. I know for a fact that many of the men I went out with were lovely people in their own right, but just not what I was looking for in one way or another.
>>33700792I think you mean "undress"
>>33700792i would trip over and break my skull>>33700796sleep well! thank you for your cute doodles!!
>>33700792I don't like it, and I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal.
>>33700766>the possibility of fucking her while she licks your balls
>>33700585FNo, I'm happy with my size now and I've heard implants affect your lifespan
>>33700792Same as last time, they just aren't retarded enough.
>>33700792I did start dressing more slutty the past few years but I'd only wear something like that at a rave
>>33700592>>33700787Theory that femanons are over proportionally (hehe) small boob seems to hold true.
>>33700792Too weird
>>33700811That is usually not the situation I’m in but I like it
If the femanons with small tits are Asian then you pass. If not, I’m terribly sorry
>>33700585implants are very gross and awkward lookingi've considered reduction sometimes but i'll never be able to feel okay about invasive procedures and reading about how the nipple area needs to heal for that just creeped me out foreversince it's a genetic thing i've been trying to just feel okay about it
>>33700815You often feel underrepresented (hehe)?All sizes are fine! :)
>>33700816No that’s not nice. We can all be flat together
Either gender,Do you feel less sexually interested than the average person? Asexual, perhaps?
>>33700819hehe yeah, thank you~
>>33700585I look quite fine unless I'm lying flat on my back. And I believe that having a child or two fixes that problem anyway
>>33700822FNo, the opposite
>>33700822f, i kinda was in the past but not anymore unfortunately
Women, how fucked would I be if I kept my pc on windows 7? How do I reformat my computer assuming I already backed everything up? What os should I use?
>>33700823>>33700819Get a room, girlies.
>>33700822F. Yeah, for sure. I only ever feel strong enough sexual attraction when I'm emotionally close to someone, even if when I'm in relationship with someone I'm preetty horny. It made dating very unfun.
>>33700826>>33700828H-hey…
>>33700800>dates not working out is not a negative judgement on you as a personThis is honestly hard to believe. We're inherently making judgements about a person when we decide whether or not to continue dating themAlso, getting first dates doesn't feel like much of an accomplishment, especially when half of the women I went on dates with either barely spoke a word of English or were obese. I feel like just achieving the bare minimum of not looking like a lunatic or an absolute slob and being able to say more than three words via text is enough to make it that far.Sorry for being a downer. I'm just at a point where it feels like there's no way forward. Like I'm stuck in a deep dark cave, and there's this tiny pinprick of light coming from somewhere out of sight, but even if I wanted to reach it I don't even know where the walls are, let alone if there's a way up them.
>>33700829go for windows xp
Are all the femanons on rn european? I don’t think I’ve seen this many ladies in a while
>>33700822I think I have a higher sex drive than the average female (--_--)
>>33700836i am
>>33700836i am not
>>33700822MAbsolutely not. I am so fucking horny and into roleplaying fantasies even at my age.>>33700820I'm not the original OP who asked about breast implants, but have you ever considered other plastic surgery or procedures?
>>33700836Femanons come out to post only once the cringe men leave
STAND BACK ovulating foids, i'm about to engage in some real husband activityi just discovered a roach on my floor lamp, he's at the very top. highest part of the room so we're in a stalemate right now (and i want to see what this retard's plan is because he made it to the light so now what)
>>33700836I'm euro and this >>33700846
>>33700845I’ve only considered a subtle lip filler
>>33700847i'm sorry i would actually die if i saw anything like that, hope you can survive
>>33700847I'm F and even 11 beers deep I'd just stand on the arm of the couch and kill that thing with a random piece of newspaper you need to nut up buttercup if it falls in your face just eat it
>>33700847husband behavior would have been never having a cockroach in your home.
>>33700850>lip fillerYou're like the 4th or 5th woman now who I have heard this say, including at least one other femanon (unless that was you).This seems to be relatively popular.
>>33700822mi dunno. i'm definitely less horny now moment to moment as i grow older, but i could certainly fuck at least once a day, probably way more than that most days. most of my solo stuff lately has seen multiple rounds so lol
>>33700852your eggs are safe here.
>>33700847I'd kill it for you baby
>the times I had sex in my life I was hit with the biggest feeling of imposter syndromeEven just going on a date freaks me out. Is that the consequence of not forming such bonds in my teenage years so now its such a foreign thing that the body rejects it?
>>33700847Tfw no husband to kill the roaches for me ( ; ω ; )
>>33700858I’ve said it once before here. It’s a nice touch, people generally can’t tell
>>33700858thats a good sign, it means women irl are doing it subtly so you dont notice
>>33700836Late night 'murican here
>>33700867>>33700850>today I will remind them
>>33700869Hi :)Why are you up so late?
I remember the one time we had roaches when I was growing up. We had gone to visit my grandparents' house and they lived in absolute filth. We had brought back a VHS tape that had family videos on it, but it was infested with roaches. We didn't know that though. We had pest guys come out a few times and do some stuff, but nothing worked until we threw out that tape.
>>33700858nta but, i'm not interested in it, but yeah it seems to be pretty common, specially in other countries and some are so subtle that you would have no idea
>>33700834I am not saying I don't make a judgement at all, but if I choose to not continue dating someone it's usually not because I think he's the worst person in the universe, but because I don't believe he'd be a good fit for me personally.Men who aren't a good fit for me could be a fantastic fit for another woman, and could be great people beyond that. There are many men who I think are attractive, fun and smart, men who I think would make great partners for someone, who were not a good fit for me for a reason or another - lifestyle, priorities and goals in life, values, or simply I did not feel a spark. I'd say it is like with food - you may not enjoy eating peanut butter or be allergic to it, but that doesn't mean you believe peanut butter is undeserving of ever being eaten and terrible.Don't apologize for being sad, it's hard to keep yourself motivated as you try dating. I hated every second I was dating personally, so I feel ya. Just try to be kind to you and don't give up on your own happiness.>>33700836I am.
>>33700869It's bed o'clock, go to sleep nonnie
>>33700867Yes we can hahaha enjoy looking like Nilla
>>33700865the hell is that pic
>>33700749Aw, they're like spherical dogs with whiskers.
>>33700866>"Really, femanon? Alone again? Do you want to talk about it?" the roach gently asks, fluttering his wings.
>>33700873Oh, to be a roach living in a VHS tape
>>33700845>I'm not the original OP who asked about breast implants, but have you ever considered other plastic surgery or procedures?I meant to ask this for >>33700823 actually.>>33700867Would you go for both upper and lower lip?I've read of the filler "moving" around, since the body can't really get rid of the toxin.>>33700868>doing it subtlyI generally don't really think too much of what others may or may not have done in terms of PS, since it doesn't seem like my business. I don't believe in "clocking" people. So I can't really tell if I have seen it irl or not.
>>33700879She looks great, even when you can tell it’s nice
>>33700871i dont need to look good forever only for the next 10 years or so
>>33700880AIslop
>>33700852its okay, i once had a centipede run across me in the dark while tripping on acid, after that i can survive just about any bug encounter. but roaches do have something about them that my lizard brain in particular really hates. spiders and snakes are fine, but my subconscious REALLY hates roaches>>33700855the trajectory of the shot makes that impossible unfortunately, part of the stalemate. i don't really know how to capture it well in words but the way the lamp is and where it's positions doesn't make it possible to get any actual purchase on the thing without also sending glass everywhere.>>33700857unfortunately it my parent's house and not mine, i try not to live in roach squalor when i can help it although you are right that true husband behavior would be me living somewhere else
>>33700889obviously
>>33700887I'd be more concerned about having a substance inside my body that is randomly migrating all over the place and is growing as it absorbs water
>>33700885Upper lip would be enough, I’m not doing much which is why I said subtle.
>>33700882This is just a grosser version of the frog prince made specifically to torture me
>>33700822M>Asexual, perhaps?Definitely not. But I haven't gone out of my way to have sex, so I guess that says something.
Goodnight femanons
>pale flat titted femanons with dark hair getting lip fillersmy dick could not handle
>>33700890you either have to move out or get yourself a flamethrower
>>33700896>"At first I was just glad noone was trying to kill me, it was relaxing you know? And you're a pretty good roomie. But we both know this can't go on forever, anon. You're by yourself all the time and I hear you sometimes at night when I come out. This can't be healthy. Look, we can do it together, alright?" he says kindly.
When the technology exists for you to enter a fully immersive simulation and fuck an anime girl will you do it? If yes who would you pick?
>>33700902gn
>>33700903delete this, if the evil women read this it's over for men. they'll take everything and leave nothing.
>>33700890>true husband behavior would be me living somewhere elseThat is the absolute bare minimum, no?>>33700896>made specifically to torture meNTAYou got a thing with roaches?
>>33700902night>>33700907can someone explain to me why i keep seeing nosferatu thrown around here
>>33700886She's a laughingstock
>>33700864and steal my thunder? sorry babe, no ovulating husband for you>>33700866middle ground, i'll kill this one for you. how's that?
>>33700911nosferatu
>>33700915nfata fat person?
>>33700876Oh, you're European? That's kinda neat.Anyway, thanks again. I don't think I"m ready to jump back into it at the moment, but hopefully I will be again relatively soon.
>>33700910>That is the absolute bare minimum, no?actually my favorite couple lives with the mom's parents. but yes in spirit that is the bare minimum>>33700904don't worry, there's a happy enough ending here, i'm relocating to a place i've wanted to move to for years in a few months, i just don't want to do it during winter so for now i'm here. the roaches aren't fun but i live in los angeles so i'm used to living surrounded by vermin
>>33700916yea
>>33700903I have golden brown hair, but almost a dick killer haha!
>>33700903>getting lip fillersEww
>>33700906fcurrently, i'd go for lawbringer first but i can't name the one i'd do it with over and over
>>33700924>I have golden brown hairPretty.
Ladies with bfs/husbands, where did you meet your bf/husband? If you don’t have a bf/husband, where would you want to meet him or where would you think you’d most likely find him?
>>33700918Yeah. Are you from Yurop too?Take your time and only date when you feel like it, for sure. I just wish you the best anon :)
>>33700924>I have golden brown hair, but almost a dick killer haha!anything but blonde is fine t b hwhats a dick killer?
>>33700913Okay. It still looks good
>>33700930No, I'm American. I do find certain British accents adorable, though.
>>33700928Thank you!>>33700931I don’t know, I thought it was funny..
>>33700922when i hear about those creatures it's always someone living in US, i wonder if it has anything to do with how your houses are built too? idk but i'm sorry to hear, again i would really die
>>33700929>where did you meet your bf/husband?A mutual friend introduced me to him because we were moving to the same place at around the same time. We talked online for about 2 months before moving, went on a date, and we've been in love with each other since.
>>33700905You seem to be a nice roach, I'll let you escape if you promise to keep the other roaches away >>33700910>You got a thing with roaches?One climbed on the inside of by bed canopy and then fell on me when I was a kid (>_<)
>>33700906>will you willingly accept a foxgirl/doggirl wife and mother to cute children (puppies?)YES! yes i would!
>>33700940Fuck I need friends
>>33700937I thought you were threatening to kill my dick because of my comment!
>>33700929>where would you want to meet him casually irl, like i see him dying of dehydration and offer him a water bottle>where would you think you’d most likely find him?it might be the scariest location, a gym
>>33700929I would want to meet him at a baseball game. He would catch a ball and give it to me <3
>>33700931>>33700937I thought she meant she had fantastic DSLs.
>>33700947Why would he give it to you, a complete stranger?
>>33700945No! I was thinking it would die because you said you couldn’t handle it. Sorry my English is not the best. Jokes don’t translate and I’m not funny but I do them anyways
>>33700948but that wouldn't be 'A' dick killer
>>33700929>where would you want to meet himI don't know honestly, I've been in love with the same guy since we were practically toddlers.
>>33700952Wasn't that what she said?
>>33700938probably climate differences, los angeles (and the southern US in general) is almost always warm, and especially in the proper US south where you start getting swamps and more subtropical weather. southern california is hot and desert-y, so i reckon bugs get attracted to homes cuz of the water as well
>>33700951oh I get it now, dont worry you sound cute. :)>I’m not funny but I do them anywaysthat is the spirit!
>>33700950Because I’m pretty and it’s the perfect way to meet?
>>33700943
>>33700955'A' is used for one thing, lips are multiple
>>33700948Wow I really messed up
>>33700944You don't need them, but it makes dating a little easier! Funnily enough, he is pretty reclusive and he currently doesn't have any friends he sees/talks to regularly. Beside me, duh. He only talked to this guy who introduced us very briefly (9 months or so). >>33700935I'm from mainland Europe, and even when I lived in England I got asked why I talked so American more than once lolVery uncute.
>>33700577>If you had a D&D character, what would you make them?FOne of my favorite characters is a Drow Gloomstalker Ranger.>>33700906>When the technology exists for you to enter a fully immersive simulation and fuck an anime girl will you do it? If yes who would you pick?Does it have to be anime? If so, I would pick Revy from Black Lagoon or Tier or Yoruichi from Bleach.
>>33700958If I went and handed out baseballs to all the pretty girls I'd like to meet I'd soon get the reputation of a creep.Also>woman expecting to be just handed everything in life*sigh*
Women, for a normal sized guy, say 6ft, and like 180lbs ish, what are the fitness standards you would like them to have?>How much bench/deadlift/squat?>what kind of running/endurance ability?>Any other fitness kind of benchmarks you want met?
>>33700960yes! exactly, this anon gets me. this is literally all i want, shit at this point if a girl dressed up like this for me i'd conquer the world for her
>>33700961It could be 'A' set of lips.
>>33700957aw thanks!You’re a good person
>>33700966>Does it have to be anime?Yes.>RevyThat's a good choice.>>33700927>lawbringerNot sure who/what that is?
>>33700972hehe>>33700973now THAT are some DICK SUCKER LIPPUSES
>>33700969Be able to swim in the sea and hike up mountains with me, be able to enjoy life fully, and maybe carry me up the stairs if my legs hurt after we spent all day walking around and being cute with each other.
>>33700962That's alright. If you never mess up you're not trying hard enough.
>>33700951(i'm not that anon but i got your joke and i thought it was fine, i'm using to talking to euro friends though)
>>33700969how and why would i know that? am i a military instructor?
>>33700968How many have you caught so far? I bet it’s zero so don’t worry about. OP asked, this is my dream scenario
>>33700969baseline is to just be lean, whether you'd look with muscle depends on your skeletal structure
>>33700969I don’t know that! Athletic and healthy
>>33700984>OP asked, this is my dream scenarioYou know what, fair enough.
>>33700965>Very uncute.Maybe they didn't like your accent, but I bet you're lovely.Anyway, good luck in your relationship femanon.
>>33700974>Not sure who/what that is?>not animehe's cute
>>33700988Huh? Pretty sure it did happen lol>>33700990Thank you! You're sweet. I try.Good luck to you as well! Try to not be mean to yourself.
>>33700999Is that you with your fat fuck tits?
>>33700979Nice! I guess we have something in common with europe
>>33700992peepooclap
>>33700973>>33700988>>33700999>>33701001These are all ENTJeet hes back to shit up the thread.
>>33700999I am thin, just have health issues lolI can carry a 180 lbs man up the stairs too so I think it's just fair.
>>33701004Shut the FUCK up and post your FUCKING FAT TITS
>>33701004not as cringe as a fat indian with a zizz discord pfp
>>33701007I'm not asking for fitness advice, and I do see a doctor for my health issues lol
>>33701007Your reading comprehension is terrible.Also fitness is generally good for health.
>>33701002oh you also like being fucked in the ass? that's great anon i'm happy for you
>>33701001My idea? What are you even talking about?
>>33701017Oh you are that old?ewww, ok, keep your fat titties then. lmao
oh noo i love entj so much, where could he be? everytime i enter the threads i try to ctrl+f for entj but i can't find any posts of him now anymore? why?
>>33701014I’m a virgin, but yes
>>33701022i've seen your immigration statistics, europe is certainly not a virgin
>>33701027I’m not european, don’t be weird
>>33701029No, I am sitting at home for the next 10 minutes. I'm about to head out tho. Do you have anything else you should be doing? lol
How indian is the behavior of repeatedly posting random pictures of tinder girls you didn't match with?
>>33701032just ignore any retard
>>33701021Your schizophrenia might improve if you left Australia and moved back to India, ENTJ.
>>33701030hey i'm not being weird!!! it was you me and europe, i assumed you were european but i think that's reasonable considering its the middle of the night in the states
>>33700893>whiteWtf it works
Women if (You) didn't suck on at least 1 bbc during BLM you're a racist
>>33701036Just try to be cool, the edgy thing is not working for you
>>33700893my're balls sack are indeed white
time to leave the thread?
>>33701043Why? ENTJ isn't here
>>337010021/2Ahhh Europeans. The people who tell you not to take their jokes personally, but when you joke with them they feel you nuked their house in the name of Trump. I can just imagine one of them had they encountered a car mechanic here in the South:Euro: -car starts to break down- Fucking American made rental car. Ah what the fuck is this? Jim Bob's Car Repair. Fucking hicks. Car's having issues. Fuck it.Jim: Hi there sir-Euro: Don't fucking call me sir!Jim: Hi there mister!Bob: -waving at Euro happily-Euro: Stop waving at me you fuck creepy retard!Bob -goes back to tightening a bolt on a tire sulleningly-Jim: how can I help you?Euro: Well my car has valve issue on the engine and it needs to be replaced.Jim: Well if you leave your car here, Bob and I can get it fixed in a few days.Euro: I need the car repaired and repaired now and what the fuck is that racist flag doing up. -euro crosses arms and stares menacing at Jim for the confederate flag-Jim: It's heritage....................... Heritage........ Like my mama and pap-...........................................Euro: -stares angerily still-Jim: Anyway. Let me get Bob.Jim walks to Bob: Bob are you sure we should serve this guy afterhours. It seems unprofessional for an auto repair place?Bob: Yeah but we're the only ones here and he needs his car repaired.Euro: -starring- (fucking rednecks I bet they're talking about Trump)Bob: okay well out of the kindness of our hearts we'll repair his car since he needs to get it repaired.Jim: Yeah I'm sure it ain't a big deal. Okay si- mist- We'll get your car repaired in no time.Euro: About time!Jim: Okay just stand here and I will check it.Euro: -stares looking at Jim under hood-Jim: Okay friendo it looks like the issue here is a screw.Euro: No it isn't it's a valve.Jim: I have several years of experience with this car so I know it is a screw.Euro: Do I look I don't know cars?Jim: I didn't say you did. I just said you need a new screw
>>33701039huh? 3 years ago your mansion was fully paid for. what happened?
>>33700940Have you gotten pregnant yet?
ughhhhhhhhhh
>>33701047You guys seriously think the *Confederate* flag is "heritage"?
>>33701040i choose to stay edgy, nigger
>>33701045how is your top secret mercenary black ops assassin business going? any more million dollar government contract kills lately? kek
>>33701047Why are you replying to me?
>>33701053Shhh, don't reply to the mentally ill.
Men, if I wanna cheat do I have better odds leaning into it or just lying saying I'm single and acting crazy/too busy/mean for a relationship? I don't want my bf contacted
Reminder you have to be 5'11 to donate sperm. Manlets BTFO
>>33701038hell yeah I am
>>33701061Incel hands.
>>33701061moid hands
whatevermen why isn't every single one of you wearing this?
>>33701061Where are you planning on finding a guy?
>>33701068>other incel falls for it
>>33701059how about you? and these are only your r9k posts where you namefagged kek. you okay bro?
>>33701053mta but confederates were still american you dummy, i think slavery is a vile institution generally but that doesn't make the sacrifice of my fellow citizens and forebears for their way of life any less meaningful or something worth celebrating
>>33701067yeah, I want answers to this too
>>33701067Because I'm neither European nor a member of law enforcement.
>>33701067Are you one of the femanons lusting after germanic d by any chance
>>33701067We eurocucks aren't allowed to have cool shit unless we zogbot
>>33701071lol
>>33701068Pure app or possibly an omegle site? The hottest guy I ever fucked was from omegle. Movie star tier with huge muscles and a huge dick. I cut HIM off for my bf but my bf killed my dog by accident so I have a lot of resentment.
>>33701067I'm not part of Ze German Polizei, plus it looks uncomfortable.I'd be very stupid to wear that.
>>33701074cringe>>33701075not her but everyone does>>33701076then do something about it
>>337010472/2Euro: Oh you must think you're so smart. I bet you don't have anyone of my type doing cars. I bet you mansplain to women about cars too.Jim: No, I have my daughter who is in trade school to be a mechanic to help us out some time. I don't know what you are talking about.Euro: JUST DO WHAT I SAY!Jim: Well I can't do that and I gotta go home to take care of my wife and ki-Euro: DO WHAT I SAY!Jim: Okay I hate doing this because this is unprofessional, but you see how this engine is run.Euro: what are you talking about.Jim: so when I start the engine again with the replacement screw it works right?Euro: No shit it does.Jim: Okay then it's fixed, so that will be 78 dollars for service.Euro: What a rip off for a screw replacement.Jim: It's because it's one of those odd cars it has to be like that. I had to take a screw out of another car that was beyond repair to do that.Euro: Here's your money and go fuck yourself.-Euro drives off-Jim: Bob do you know what's wrong with him?Bob: I don't really know, but all I do know is I hope Trump convinces these car manufacturers to make parts in the U.S. with the tarriffs.
>>33701067meanwhile here i am lounging around all day on the computer in my animal onesie. the duality of man lmao
>>33701061Either leave your bf or don't cheat. Or kill yourself.
>>33701076Poltard hands...
>>33701083and thats why you don't get any pussy
>>33701081>everyone doesAh, a fellow woman of culture
>>33701084why do you idiots fall for such low effort bait?
>>33701084>bro just kick him out You wouldn't say this to a man you'd be giving him websites.
>>33701088high five!
>>33701090Wrong.
>>33701092What would you do if even your mom was telling you to let it go in my shoes
>>33701086on the contrary i've had my pajamas complemented by women when i've worn them in public, something anons don't seem to understand is that all you have to do to get women is to stand out at all, it really is that simple lol
>>33701078Sorry about your dog. Do you think you'll feel better after having sex?Also I think your best bet is to be honest if you're looking for guys online.
this femanon loves this >>33701081 and this >>33701073 femanons
>>33701094Nta but is your mom telling you to cheat? Did I understand correctly?
>>33700969>>How much bench/deadlift/squat?Strength is all relative and can be improved upon with proper training, which I would help with.>>what kind of running/endurance ability?It's good to have endurance and cardio, both for longevity and good sex. Again, this is something that can be improved upon.>>Any other fitness kind of benchmarks you want met?Not really. The most important part of fitness is health. As long as my partner is healthy, I don't care how strong they are or how fast/long they can run.>>33700994Lawbringer is one of my mains, but I feel like there are better heroes to fuck. In the Knights' case, the gladiators and valkyries. Plus the Warden voiced by Jennifer Hale.>>33701038But I am racist. What's your point?
>>33701080yeah i don't have over 8000 posts on /adv/ to show for myself like you kek
>>33701100those are both me, I don't get it
>>33701085You really think a Belgian can have gear like that?
>>33701067This looks cooler, in my opinion.
>>33701100We are legion
>>33701104oh what the hell, i love you double..
>>33701093it's literally me while i do 12 hour shifts 6 days a week>>33701095i have a high paying e-job, but i do live like a NEET so i understand your confusion
>>33701094If he didn't mean to do it and feels bad about it, and you can forgive him, then forgive him and don't cheat on him. If not, then break up. Anything else would just be causing a lot of unnecessary drama so you can get back at him for something he didn't even mean to do, like you're a four year old.
>>33701099Thanks for the condolences I haven't even been able to open the bag with her ashes. I didn't want to burn her up but he killed her in winter. I sleep with her under where I sleep. I just feel so sad and resentful I fantasize about beating him to death and sometimes have to sleep in the living room because I really think I will hit him>>33701101She has before
>>33701102Miranda with armour is best Miranda.
>>33701105Nobody cares, poltard.
>>33701106rape
>>33701108<3
>>33701114Then suck my dick
>Most evil being ever created>His punishment?>Being reincarnated as an Indian
>>33701116>AKWhich shithole is this from?
>>33701117>poltard is secretly gayUnsurprising.
>>33701112Do you think you'll feel better after cheating?
>>33701112Why won't you just leave your current bf
>>33701121yo momma's bedroom
>>33701123I think it'd get me some power back
>>33701102korra poster WHY are you awake right now
>>33701124My mom told me not to and I do whatever my mom tells me to
>>33701122My mistake, it's just that you have a feminine typing style.
>>33701078>>33701112If this isn't a LARP, which it most definitely is, you are a deranged cunt.
>>33701130Your mom is giving you terrible advice
>>33701130Did your mom cheat on your dad?
>>33701127and as a girl, too. men are jerking off to man-ass RIGHT NOW thinking they're jerking off to girl-ass, and that's what gets me off, knowing i've condemned those men to hell for being g*y
>>33701132Ok, poltard.
>>33701119your actual post count must be triple or quadruple those numbers since you take your name off to hide from jannies and samefag so often damn you really are lonely arent you
>>33701137Reminder that everyone hates Israel now, not just pol.
>>33700585Not anymore now that I know from this website how much men hate them, and, I wouldn't want to not be able to breastfeed
>>33701126>>33701078Pick a guy with a bigger dick
>>33701136i'm not following most of that butnatural selection
>>33701128>korra poster WHY are you awake right nowI don't sleep a lot. I wanted to say something stupid like, "I wanted a midnight snack, so I spread my fiancée's legs," but I'm sitting in the kitchen eating ice cream in my underwear at 4 am.
>>33701135Yes and got really mad at me a few years ago when I said cheaters were bad. Explains why my dad is so lobotomized. And yes I'm his I look exactly like him
>>33701140Nobody was talking about it, but you have to bring up what lives rent free in your mind.I was about to say how you are a walking stereotype, but then I remember you are all the same.Again, unsurprising.
>>33701138I thought he was Australian
>>33701142The fucked up thing is my bf is huge but I still feel cucked
>>33700365M or FAre you shy?How do you overcome it?
>>33701150at least make your larps half believable
>>33701147That's obviously what you were thinking about. You were triggered by me using zog as a pejorative. Do you condemn the genocide Israel is committing?
>>33701151MYes, I don't know
>>33701058I just wanted to have some fun and thought you'd like what I typed, that's all?
>>33701038>Women if (You) didn't suck on at least 1 bbc during BLM you're a racistBlacks don't like my race and blacks are not all nice, except for the very elderly
>>33701151>M or FM>Are you shy?Yes>How do you overcome it?I avoid women, lol
>>33701151f, yes specially irl but online i lie and just say i'm reserved which is also kinda true so i don't know>How do you overcome it?i think that you do that by having more experiences outside of your comfort zone, which is something i'd rarely do
>>33701144>natural selectionyou might want to consider it>>33701145oh really? i'm also a short sleeper, i get it, i'm going on hour probably 23 since i've last gone to bed. i'm up past my bed time right now cuz i'm (supposed to be) working. ice cream in underwear at 4am? i might do that tonight because this is what capitalists do, we ball
>>33701153He's not the biggest I've ever had probably 3rd if you weighed thickness and length together in score, I do 2 fwbs I had to cut off to be with him. And they'd fuck me again in a heartbeat if I hit them up, they are community cock chad types without drama they just go "yup" and give dick without making me feel bad.
>>33701152NTA. That doesn't sound that unbelievable?
>>33701151mi used to think so, but i've learned that i'm actually just undersocialized.your overcome it by socializing more, obviously
>>33701158I used to work with an Indian Catholic, he wasn't a convert either he was from Goa which used to a Portuguese colony.
>>33701150You'll probably have to cheat with a black guy then
>>33701162>you might want to consider itwhy? men jerking off to man ass will not be involved with me
>>33701151>M or F>Are you shy?Not sure>How do you overcome it?Practice talking to people everyday
>>33701151F, very shy, I sometimes get possessed by my extroverted shadow self but then I feel drained and don't wanna see anyone for at least a month
>>33701168Black men are hard to cheat with they are scared we are tricking them. I had a black teen football player at my house like 2 years ago and he kept asking if it was ok. I felt so weird
>>33701140>Reminder that everyone hates Israel now, not just pol.I'm a socdem and I hate Israel.
>>33701173>F, very shy, I sometimes get possessed by my extroverted shadow self but then I feel drained and don't wanna see anyone for at least a monthLike this?
>>33701171Ah, samefagging again
>>33701167>he was from Goa which used to a Portuguese colonyVindaloo was actually a Portuguese dish originally
>>33701165That's true.
i double love you femanon, i'm taking a break because i can't follow whatever is going on, take care and eat well
>>33701166no on both counts>>33701170sorry i thought your comment was more antagonistic than it actually was, my bad. please do not naturally select yourself
>>33701163Why not simply fuck one of them?
People shouldn't have to wake up at 5am
>>33701177Lmao pretty much
>>33701190>Do these fuckers actually own anything of their own invention?Cow cakes? Lmao
>>33701176this anon is proof that even with severe brain damage you can still hate Israel, god bless America
>>33701188I already told the one I have a bf now and he was a little sore saying he was totally gonna ask me out (lol) and the other I just ghosted I guess I am afraid of hitting him up and him being taken by now maybe. And honestly I kinda don't wanna look back just give me a clean std test and fuck me
>>33701151>Are you shy?Yes>How do you overcome it?Masking. I still sometimes slip, especially when no one is around and then I'm having to work up the courage to make a phone call.>>33701152>You are worse than ENTJ all larps consideredIs believing that everything is a LARP outside of your own consciousness a form of solipsism?>>33701158>Are you going to larp as Cat Poster again to try and hide from being compromised as a mentally ill unemployed pajeet living with his parents?You're replying to me again. Genuinely asking because I don't know people's lore and thought ENTJ was an Indian living in Australia.>>33701162I don't go a long time without sleeping anymore, I just sleep between 2 and 4 hours a night. Occasionally, I will have a really physically demanding day or the lack of sleep will catch up with me and I'll sleep 5 - 8 hours, but that's like once or twice a month.
>>33701195Amen
>>33701182>>33701190>Vindaloo evolved from the Portuguese dish carne de vinha d'alhos>kek it's realhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vindaloo
>>33701190Vindaloo as we understand it was invented in India by Indians, it was just inspired by a much simpler Portuguese dish.
>>33701193nice try, retard>>33701197i'm definitely starting to shrug off sleep less good as i get older, but ever since reaching adulthood i've always slept a good four or five hours. my friends all think i'm awake 24/7 because i go to bed after and get up before they do and i don't suppose i discourage the rumors...
>>33701201Uhh, okay?
>>33701147>>33701154>Stopped respondingYou just know his nose turned red in anger.
>>33701204very fascinating, to think there was any value to be found in ENTJ's unending torrent>>33701205so it's like pizza? """italian"""?
>>33701205Cope
M or FDo you sleep well?I'm going to bed, seal ya later!
>>33701215I'm hot and uncomfortable so I can't really sleep rn even though it's 5am
Vindaloo is really good.
>>33701215MRarely. So I just take naps and it is all good
>>33701196Anyway good luck cheating
>>33701215male, i sleep like a giant baby, out in minutes
>>33701151FI remember to always try to show others manners and courtesy. It's just tricky with stuff beyond that, when I feel so self-conscious of my ugliness (with no makeup, but it does make me look worse) and ugly voice and manner of speech
>>33701215f, yeah, I finally found out how to knock myself unconscious for 8h
What do you think god meant when he made lemonade the same color as cum?
>>33701151f, not really >overcome it fix yourself until you're no longer ashamed of being perceived
>>33701240God didn't make lemonade, he made lemons, it's up to us to make lemonade.
>>33701215MSome days yes, but some days no.
>>33701240what did you think he meant when he made chocolate the same color as shit
>>33701215F, no. I woke my bf up for sex and he didn't let me go to sleep.
>>33701240Uhhh lemonade is yellow and cum is white bro..
>>33701242But he knew we would make lemonade
>>33701247which part of until you're no longer ashamed of yourself was hard for you to understand currybrain?
>>33701246What kind of STD causes lemonade cum
>>33701246>lemonade is yellowLife isn't cartoons.
>>33701244That is fucked up I haven't though of that>>33701246My lemonade is grey kinda white
>>33701242That is not logical.
>>33701246burger moment...
>>33701215FYes! Work has been easy lately so I can relax
Thoughts on this body type?
>>33701257advanced anorexia?
>>33701258Look at him! Trying to appear human!
>>33701154>Do you condemn the genocide Israel is committing?Yeah, Netanjahu is a fascist, but that's irrelevant, poltard.
>>33701151FNot anymore, I can’t be with my job.
>>33701261as long as you're internally ashamed of yourself you will be ashamed of being perceived mr negative IQ
>>33701257Stop spamming that garbage shite.
>>33701257Sexo
>>33701263From the river to the sea, I'm glad we agree.
>>33701262adorable!
>>33700669MCats
>>33700365I love flat girls
Ok, I'm cooking.
I hate women
>>33701275thats what I said you fucking dumbfuck holy shit you're retarded
>>33700365Either genderIs there anything controversial about what you enjoy or are a fan of?
>>33701274Woo~
>>33701274Pale flatties... mhhhh... perfect for folding, handling and using...
>>33701278TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN (:
>>33701290No flat to fold why even live
>>33701283FNope, im boring!
>>33701283I read comic books but I don't want to identify with a fandom full of semi-literate manchildren.
>>33701283Eeewww hes right, that kinda does ruin it..
>>33701283F. I like Harry Potter, which has a bunch of shit wrong with it.
>>33701296>I read comic booksLike this?
>>33701151MIt used to be a little better when I wasn't unfathomably ugly.
>>33701283fi'm pretty sure that most of the music i enjoy is also enjoyed by men who would have anal with women
>>33701283f, i don't like anything
>>33701303What?
>>33701303NTA but based sis, anal is gross
>>33701303post example, I need to know how to filter men for anal enjoyers
>>33701268Okay I'm finished now.
>>33701303>>33701307Getting buttfucked is hot and you two are prudes. Loosen up a little.
sometimes I grope and slap my ass and thighs for stimming because it's just the right kind of firm but jiggly
>>33701301No. Right now I'm reading Superboy (The Adventures of Superman when he was a Boy) from the 1950s.
>>33701314ok pedo
>>33701311no i'd rather have a man destroy my puss thank yougenuinely would filter out any man who lowered himself that much if i could know for sure
>>33701303>>33701307You two haven't had good anal and it shows.>>33701283>Is there anything controversial about what you enjoy or are a fan of?I like music, and as we all know, no musician has ever done anything untowards with a minor.>>33701312I slap muscle groups before workouts. It's shown to scientifically not do anything, but the psyche of it gets me pumped.
>>33701318That's fine. Rough PIV and deliberate but careful anal are both intense and complimentary.
Girls why aren't you gothmaxxing yet?
I'm reading The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, 200 pages in and this motherfucker ain't even been born yet.
>>33701322Shut the fuck up
>>33701325I'm the exact opposite body type for the aesthetic. Short, flat, dark skinned, curly hair, etc.
>>33701325It doesn’t suit me
>>33700954>I don't know honestly, I've been in love with the same guy since we were practically toddlers.How?
>>33701326Instead, you should read The Half-Life and death of Gordon Frohman.
>>33701325I enjoy shocking people with how much my looks and personality don't align
Gym is closed what now
>>33701326literature was a mistake
>>33701335get better gym
>>33701330Fuck, she's fat.
>>33701329>I'm the exact opposite body type for the aesthetic. Short, flat, dark skinnedfalse
>>33701335>>33701338This. What even is the point of a gym that isn't 24 hours?
>>33701341the fuck is that tattoo
>>33701338This one is the better one but the guy is fucked in the head
>>33701325stocking wouldn't wear something that basic
>>33701345apparently it's not the better one if it's not open
>>33700847so.....honey.......now don't get mad, but we might have a new pet
>>33701341>straight hair>acceptably big titsStill not what I said.
>>33701347He was like this week I won't be able to do shit so I'll let the keys with someone else but there is no one here
>>33700365Either genderDo you like ice cream?What's your favorite flavor?
I'm really horny tonight
>>33701336It's actually a good book though.
>>33701341this is her bf, it could be you anon
>>33701350Big tits?
>>33701358name three things about it that are good
>>33701357I'm horny but not aroused, god has forsaken me
>>33701359Actually that guy streams vim on twitch, is a meth addict and has 4 kids
>>33701324>>33701323>anali have morals and i'd see a man wanting to penetrate ass the same as a man who would be okay with mtfsplus physical pleasure is not everything
Imagine being on tinder and ENTJ comes across your profile, screenshots it, and then spams it in atoga and slanders you by lying and saying he fucked you. What causes this fatherless behavior?
>>33701365his kids are WAY too white for that to be him anon
>>33701365and is her bf
>>33701355FNo
>>33701362Eccentric charactersHumorous digressionsEvocative detail.
>>33701368this is why I would never use dating apps
>>33701355>>33701341Why are black girls so much more hotter than whites
>>33701368>What causes this fatherless behavior?It comes from the same source as this
>>33701376you know a schizoiphrenic can just take a picture of you and claimed he fucked you WITHOUT any dating apps, right?
>>33701374>eccentric characters>Humorous digressionsthats what 4chan and discord is for>Evocative detail.200 pages of backlore???
>>33701379this is why I don't leave my room
>>33701379nta but that's why i don't post my pictures in general anywhere
>>33701377honestly! the women in those webms are prettier than like 90% of the white women i see
>>33701378pov: when ENTJ enters the thread
>>33701377>>33701386Make love, not war
>>33701374i have all three of these things in spades and yet no gf. explain that one
>>33701383don't let schizos control your life anon, what are you doing...>>33701384this one is okay because you really shouldn't just give away your data for free to tech companies if you can help it, so even though the reasons are wrong you're still in the right here
>>33701380Probably better than flashbacks still
>>33701352Not when she smothers you to death with her thunder thighs>>33701355>Do you like ice cream?F>What's your favorite flavor?This is the hardest question of my life. Maybe pistachio with salted caramel?>>33701363No, I workout at 6 am so no one is hogging the equipment.>>33701366>i have moralsAnd how is enjoying anal immoral?>plus physical pleasure is not everythingWhy not do something if it's physically pleasurable and doesn't hurt anybody?>>33701368>What causes this fatherless behavior?I think you answered your own question.
>>33701382wow how long did it take chatgpt to generate that one?
>>33701393>The redhead
>>33701360Those look big enough to round out her look, at least.
>>33701400kek
>>33701397>pistachioWhy do millennial women love this flavor so much?
Entjeet the cp poster is back at it again...
>>33701403i know foreshadowing when i see it. interesting developments in the atoga canon...
>>33701408This is what you consider a date
>>33701364yeah I'm having the same problem too actually, I'm a bit distracted that's why
>>33701380>200 pages of backlore???They had to go over a lot of stuff before he got born. His father's theories about certain names being good or bad, or that pressure on the skull during delivery will affect the child's character. His Uncle Toby's obsession with modelling fortifications of the cities he fought in during the Nine Years War. The contract between his parents that his father would pay for his mother to stay in London while giving birth, but due to a false alarm pregnancy she has to give birth in the country to save the expense of another trip.
>>33701405>Why do millennial women love this flavor so much?I just love the nutty taste so much. Then you get the saltiness from the salted caramel. Nothing like the taste of salty nut.
>>33701412my body wants to breed but my mind is like naah, leave me alone
>>33701413>or that pressure on the skull during delivery will affect the child's characterthis was the only entertaining part
Why is body horror popular among women?
>>33701341Needs bigger booba.
>>33701418It makes pregnancy seem like not that bad a deal.
>>33701418being sexually attracted to men is basically body horror
>>33701415I'm just not in the mood lol and then sometimes I am in the mood but I can't do anything about it because it's daytime and I don't live alone.are you one of those ovulating femanons from yesterday?
>>33701411>You don’t nothing knowBloody brilliant English sir
>>33701420Shut the fuck up. I'm going to drive to work now, and if this thread isn't completely vacated of tittymonsters and their apologists, there will be consequences.
>>33701390>hand's shadow on the side buttThat's where I would leave my imprint too.
>>33701330Do zoomer chicks like Indian jokes?
>>33701397>how is it immorali find the concept disgusting no matter how clean it is. a man should never fuck a woman in something that was designed for things like that and it's genuinely mental illness to find it arousing. imagine one wanting to fuck nostrils if it was possible enough and people come here saying "but it feels good!">Why not do something if it's physically pleasurable and doesn't hurt anybody?i can go out and cure my sex starvation with any guy i find attractive enough, but i'd prefer experiencing it in a way i truly enjoy it
>>33701420>Needs bigger booba.Ask and you shall receive
>>33701423>one of those ovulating femanons from yesterday?yeah, I'm being tortured
>>33701426Damn.>>33701430DAMN.
>>33701397>And how is enjoying anal immoral?because that's an exit not an entrance
>>33701431I'm not kidding. Get this shit out now. Don't fucking post blonde bimbos with huge tits.And I'm DEFINITELY not baiting you into posting schlickfuel for me so I can get off at work this morning.
>>33701430it's rare nowadays for pictures on the internet to actually make me horny unplanned, thank you for making me feel a little more human
>>33701432how long does that usually last? days?
>>33701390Women, do you think SS is bi?
>>33701437like 4 days I'd say
>>33701436Glad I could help
>>33701440ouch, my condolences anon
>>33701426You literally fuck one, you insecure hypocrite.
>>33701442eh orange hair and tiktok dancing ruin it for mebut that body aint ruining nothin got DAMB
>>33701443thanks
>>33701430Baddie, but she'd be hotter with natural hair.
>>33701429>i can go out and cure my sex starvation with any guy i find attractive enoughSee, I could never have sex with someone just because I think they're attractive. I would consider casual sex immoral, so we have reached an impasse.>>33701434>because that's an exit not an entranceFortune favors the bold. Also, what are you gonna do if you ever need a colonoscopy? "Sorry, doc, exit only.">>33701432>yeah, I'm being torturedHow? When I'm ovulating, the only real difference I notice is that I find men and children more tolerable.
let's all ovulate together
>>33701442What that in her right nostril?
>>33701422Because we have a snake attached to us?
>>33701445>If I slap in the head her wig would go flying across the roomBloody strength sir
>>33701449>Fortune favors the bold. Also, what are you gonna do if you ever need a colonoscopy? "Sorry, doc, exit only."yeah pretty much. stay away from my butthole
>>33701451Is this porn?
>>33701449>How? Being plagued with visions of sucking cock non stop.
please stop talking about ovulating it makes my cock throb and I really need to put it inside someone
>>33701440kinda hot, i'm ngl. obviously unfun if you can't actually act on the horniness, but dating someone that lapses into monthly ruts sounds like it could be a lot of fun
>>33701446>>33701448Happy now?
>>33701449>I would consider casual sex immoralthat's what i'm saying too, not sure what an impasse is
>>33701459Yes, massive improvement
>>33701458yeah, I'm going into HEAT, idc if you've got a fever or a headache
>>33701414Another ovulator spotted
>>33701455Answer the question.
>>33701405>pistachio>Why do millennial women love this flavor so much?It reminds them of 2 girls 1 cup. One of the most impactful sapphic films of all time.
let's all celebrate together
>>33701468hope you never wake up again
he means he's going to take off his name and keep shitting up the thread as "anonymous"
>>33701456Gluk gluk gluk
>>33701463yes exactly! that is like why it's hot, the idea of you being put into this uncontrollably horny state...is something that's easy for me to imagine having lots of fun with :Pthe last girl i was with, she would get insanely horny when she'd ovulate, whenever she was about a week away we'd stop doing anything sexual, and then tease each other until. very very fun.
>>33701469what are we celebrating? :D
the anal talk kinda helped me get un-horny from ovulation tbdesuh
>>33701476why not celebrate for its own sake?
first he larped as half black & half gypsy from texas when he got outed as an indian in australia, he started claiming to be half somoan half white
>>33701474NTA. I wonder if one could tease an ovulating woman to the point of tears?
Have you ever heard of someone (man or woman) who is turned on by a woman being useless or lazy? I usually only met people who prefer someone confident, capable and powerful to some degree.
>>33701476:) nothing
>>33701480yes
>>33701456>Being plagued with visions of sucking cock non stop.I think you and I experience our cycles very differently.>>33701460>that's what i'm saying too, not sure what an impasse isIt means we have come to a deadlock and neither will likely change the other's mind.>>33701464My ovulation window is actually... oh... oh shit.
>>33701478but that's not how it works though D:>>33701482if we are celebrating nothing, are we really celebrating?
Femanon, how is your hair doing?Color, length, health, chewability?
>>33701481uh yeah? many guys het a boner for the girlfailure vibe but it's either a "I can fix her" or a "she's easy prey" thing
>>33701484well yeah i didn't think i'd change anyone's mind but i wish chad would put me in a deadly headlock sure
>>33701486>Femanon, how is your hair doing?needs washing>Colordark blonde >lengthmid back>healthgood>chewabilitythats not a thing
>>33701480oh they cry without the ovulation anon!>>33701481useless/lazy is by far the most aggressive synonym i've heard for submissive. but no, i've never heard someone fetishizing specifically laziness or uselessness. you can find fetishes of like brains being drained and stuff, or being fucked to the point of losing IQ, closest i can think of
>>33701486at its best state to be stepped on and pulled
>>33701491Pulled until you arch your back to expose your slutty butt?
when I get super horny I start to salivate a lot, is that normal?
>>33701493yeah
>>33701493Yeah, it just means you want to eat pussy or suck dick.
>>33701492i've talked enough about butts today alreay..
>>33701493i'm not sure about normal, but i would bet money that salivating and arousal are controlled by the same nervous system and can get kinda associated sometimes
Girls, should I tell this girl I've been seeing that I dont think we should continue the real reason or just lie?She comes from a wealthy family and is doing much better than me. While she's humble and down to earth, she clearly grew up in an enviroment I dont think I can provide
>>33701493same here and often i tear up too
>>33701485do you think the fact we have the capacity to celebrate is not itself worth celebrating?
>>33701484>My ovulation window is actually... oh... oh shit.Do women here actually line up their cycles?
>>33701496Give in.
>>33701485we're now celebrating the lack of what was supposed to be celebrated, because it's even more celebrateful
>>33701493Sexual arousal activates the parasympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow to the genitals and also stimulates salivary glands via the brainstem (superior and inferior salivatory nuclei). Both responses are part of a generalized “rest-and-digest” state that prepares the body for consummatory behaviors
>>33701483That sounds fun.
Ovulating makes no sense, how are you supposed to attract a dude when you're literally bleeding down there??
>>33701498how about bringing your insecurities up to her and working through your issues together instead of trying to bail on her because of how you think she'll feel in some theoretical scenario.or maybe you don't actually want to be with her, in which case you should certainly just break up with her.
Hey girls, I'm trying to learn Blender. GIve me an inanimate object to model and if I like the result I may post it in here.
>>33701494interesting, I never really hear anybody talk about it>>33701495pussy I want to eat someone's pussy until she comes in my mouth >>33701497I need to do some research (and now my boner is gone because now I'm curious about this)>>33701499interesting, I don't tear up>>33701505oh nice! now I have an answer!
>>33701507Lol
>>33701498It would probably be kind to tell her the real reason because otherwise she might think she did something wrong but it could also lead to endless "nooo, I don't care about thaaaat, trust me" back and forth. It depends ln wether you value your peace or her not getting hurt more.
>>33701503the only thing i'm giving in is a strapon in YOUR slutty butt
>>33701500hm I guess so>>33701504I'm confused now :/
>>33701509a spoon
>>33701474(it just occurred to me that this post might be a cruel thing to respond with if you also found the scenario hot, sorry if i made your ovulation worse)
>>33701510>my boner is gonei thought i was replying to a twin, sorry
>>33701516dw, I just got distracted but that does sound hot
>>33701516yeah
>>33701501>Do women here actually line up their cycles?You mean track or sync? I track mine, but women's periods syncing is a myth.>>33701507>Ovulating makes no sense, how are you supposed to attract a dude when you're literally bleeding down there??They're normally about a week apart. It's like prepping the house for guests, no one coming over, then cleaning again the next month for more potential guests.>>33701509A woman
sorry 2nd femanon i was getting a bit lost there, i double love you too even if i didn't love you first
>>33701520c'est la vie>>33701521don't just respond with "yeah", that makes you seem bitter ;_;
>>33701508>insecurities about some theoretical scenario>You dont want to be with herI do want to be with her, but I cant ignore the fact that hypergamy exists.how the fuck am I supposed to compete when she grew up with parents who own hotels >>33701512>nooo, I don't care about thaaaat, trust meyeah and then after 5 years I figure out she hated my guts the entire time. Thats why I was thinking of just lying.
>>33701529compete with what? if she wanted a guy with more money, she could be dating a guy with more money RIGHT NOW. now quite freaking out, schizotypy isn't a source of good decisions
>>33701444I don't see how that makes me a hypocrite. Titcows are only tolerable when I'm having sex with them or schlicking to them. Otherwise, they make me mad. Sometimes they make me mad WHILE I'm having sex with them.
>>33701531>compete with what?having a certain lifestyle. She's been driving around in mercs and jaguars all her life. The honeymoon phase eventually ends and finances are important
>>33701534nta but why do they make you mad? wth
>>33701536nta but just enjoy it while it lastsonce she starts to try and push you to provide more, you can still leave
>>33701538It's a mix of jealousy, sexual frustration, and internalized misogyny.
>>33701534How about you deal with your insecurities instead of dumping them on others?
>>33701538because hers are tiny and saggy
>>33701541I'm working on it. In the meantime, I'm going to vent on the internet.
>>33700410No. I don’t have any body hair.
>>33701513I'm tall and strong, good luck.
>>33701542You're not wrong. I've tried describing them in detail to show how sad they are, but I always either undersell the awfulness or worry about just being too graphic.
good news everybody, I'm no longer horny
Should a noob start with Sheik in Melee?Seems like defense would be good to work on first.
>>33701552My pussy tastes like Biscoff cookies
>>33701548sounds like the ideal specimen who would be able to dominate a strapon of any size
>>33701556how do you know that? you tasted it? how?
>>33701559Chicks taste their pussy all the time bro
>>33701556you have diabetes, fatty
>>33701550my bad i thought it was a male, don't be so hard on yourself, there are positive things in any type
>>33701486Bit dry. Golden brown, it’s getting long now. Healthy and not chewable
>>33701536i mean...you aren't providing her mercs and jaguars now. in fact, objectively speaking, you have less to offer her right now than you will in the future, from here on out so long as you do bare minimum relationship maintenance and you do not lower your quality as a person, she will only grow more attached to you.it is insane to make choices because of a choice you are paranoid someone will make with values you suspect they have (you don't even know that is what she values in a partner or if she'll still feel that way later on). this is you sabotaging your relationship in real time.
>>33701563Wrong.
>>33701558>dominate a strapon of any sizeDo you expect me to slap and choke it? lol
>>33701556what does that have to do with me not being horny anymore?
I want to be mercilessly raped by a femanon
>33701567
>>33701568i might be too retarded to follow where we are going
>>33701552so what turned you off?
>>33701571You have to admit, it works better than words.
>>33701573nothing I just masturbated
>>33701572Disappointing...You said you wanted to use a strapon on me.I told you, I am tall and strong, implying you won't be able to do that to me.Then you told me to "dominate the strapon".
>>33701567not sure what i'm looking at but looks like something that would be nicely wrapped and contained in a hand
>>33701575what? you could have done that like hours ago
>>33701576bro got confused and forgot he was larping as the girl.
>>33701578can't do it during the day because I don't live alone and earlier tonight I was busy with something
Done cooking.>>33698422Was a good tip with roasting the tomats. I also added some bell peppers, garlic and thyme.Made for a good soup with steamed potatoes and carrots.
>>33701576but how and why are you going to choke on it if you are a big dominant person... just devour it?
>>33701452*snack
When is the rapture
>>33701581oh that's right, i remember you saying something like that in an earlier discussion. have you considered moving out
Dear Trump supporters, how many "Fell For It Again" Awards have (You) collected so far?
>>33701585two more weeks
>>33701570I'd only want to mercifully rape an anon.
A bird just SMASHED into my window and I think it died.WTF DO I DO
>>33701587what's the most recent one this time
>>33701591grill it
>>33701585It was made up by a guy called Darby in the late 1800s. There was no such concept for the majority of church history.
oh no, music has become too overstimulating again
>>33701591post dead bird
>>33701591you bury it. it is literally one of the defining features of our (supposedly) shared species.rip bird but at least you have a good idea of what kinds of genetics to avoid, silver lining
>>33701583>choke on itYou need to read what I actually wrote.You are too stupid to talk with.
>>33701592H1Bs
>>33701591Eat
>>33701588NTA. Is it true that Zizek is a Stalinist?
>>33701565I wish I was this optimistic.I think she’ll just despise me more with time.Wait till she gets the talk by her friends and family etc.
>>33701602kinda
>>33701599oh, that looks less like "fell for it again" and more like 47th administration's peculiar strategy of offhandedly mentioning some policy idea and workshopping it as the rumors percolate so they can have some kind of popular policy: maga base gets to cheer, everyone else breathes a sigh of relief as Yet Another Apocolypse is avoided (anything trump does is the end of democracy and thus the world btw). it's actually a bit clever, but the optics are ass which i suspect is why we don't see it more often (not many politicians can pull off assy optics)
>>33701598oh yeah you can do that, but you're supposed to also use your big body to effortlessly bounce on it and stuff like that>You are too stupid to talk with.stolen picrel
>>33701604it aint optimism nigger, women simply aren't male-stat-maximizers. look at what you're saying, "despise me more". have you even brought up this insecurity to her? this reads as 110% mental illness
why would a guy be more successful with attractive women than less attractive ones?it doesnt make sense and not for lack of trying
Maleanons, how does it make you feel that >>33701605 pic rel has been married 4 times
nobody say anything about the size of that picture please
>>33701613unattractive people are much more likely to be miserable cunts
>>33701591Take a shovelLook if it's deadIf it's not dead, seriously injured mercy kill it with a shovelBury it If it's not that badly hurt you can try to look up a vet
>>33701587They don’t know how to count
>>33701615all you have to do is have some kind of niche authority, it's really not that difficult
>>33701613it doesn't, which either makes me think you're lying, you're lucky, or there's some other bias going on (maybe all of your options are attractive, maybe the less attractive aren't actually all that less attractive, etc). honestly the possibilities are endless.
>>33701596No.I put on some gloves and dropped it into a box.Blood came out of its beak...>>33701620>>33701597Local animal control says to call them or an animal doctor.
>>33701616wdym, it's perfect babe
>>33701586yes I'm currently working on that
Why is NTR so hot
>>33701624but wait if they're telling you that, aren't you already on the phone? this story is getting complicated FAST
>>33701590hmm sounds good enough, rape is rape will you spoon me after you're done with me? or are you just going to leave me there humiliated and ashamed?
>>33701615He's got a high social status, it doesn't surprise me.
>>33701609GOOD GRIEF, WHY IS YOU REACTION IMAGE SO BIG!
>>33701612I’d say in being realistic in the long termFinances are the cause of most divorces
>>33701629Sometimes I just want to use a hard dick, but I wouldn't want to hurt the guy attached to it. Physically or emotionally.
>>33701628>aren't you already on the phone?I was just googling and had to find their number first, but I am calling them now.
>>33701617maybe thats it>>33701623then im lucky or somethingeverytime i try to get with ugly chicks they try to friendzone me or ghost me. attractive ones too most of the time, but hwen I do have success, theyre usually the more attractive ones
>>33701591it's only nature running it's course you have no choices to make, nothing to answer for, you can die with a clear conscience
>>33701634you could use my dick as your personal sex toy, but uh is that a yes on the aftercare?
>>33701625yeah you're right, all the pics in this thread should be min 2000x2000>>33701632wait that wasn't the one i meant, and i have no responsibility over it (stolen)
>>33701640No.
>>33701628It's out of their operating hours.Fuck...
>>33701626yeah me too, i'm there right now anon. moving out, i mean, not your parent's house. i think the midday horniness question is much easier to answer as a guy, i can simply go jerk off in a shower or something. how soon until you're out?
>>33701641SMALLER
Why are my eggrolls gross when I heat them in the microwave, but they’re delicious when I heat them in the toaster-oven?
>>33701647god, she can't possibly take any more than this!
>>33701650maillard reaction
>>33701509A tandem bicicle with a baby tent carriage thingy attachment on the back.
>>33701650Microwaving makes things soggy
>>33701615He sounds smart, women like that I think
>>33701642:(
>>33701651she's such a good gorl, she can take it
>>33701641GOOD GRIEF, WHY IS THIS IMAGE SO SMALL?>>33701633mf divorce odds are, what, like 50-50? you aren't talking like a "eh we'll flip the coin and see what happens" you're talking like "THE COIN IS A HARLOT, IT'S GOING TO FUCK FIVE GUYS IN FIVE HOLES FIVE YEARS FROM NOW".>>33701636>>33701643emergency veterinarian. there's likely one pretty close to you, if you're in a city. otherwise, i suppose you'll have to just either wait or kill the poor thing.>>33701637in that case, i'd concur with that other anon. probably you're seeing their lack of self-confidence in a weird way here.
current male anonscan you answer this >>33701067
>>33701661>kill the poor thing.It's not moving and blood dripped out of its beak, it is most likely dead and not just unconscious.
>>33701662I'm not wearing that because I'm naked right now
>>33701662When would I wear that
>>33701627Why do women never like ntr
>>33701665you better put in back when you're done then
>>33701664well, in that case, bury it. you ever bury something before?
>>33701662I am a skinny male. That outfit wouldn't work.
>>33701650Microwave heats up the water into steam. Best for steaming. Toaster oven is for regular heating. Air fryer is convection heating.
Would you have sex onle last time with your spouse, if it was about to turn into a zombie?
>>33701666any day of your life, wedding included
>>33701662sorry anon, i already responded to that post and it's the disappointing one
>>33701669>bury itI don't have any ground to bury it.But I checked the animal control's site and they said things smaller than a cat can be thrown into special garbage bags we have here, so I'll do that if it still hasn't moved in 2~3 hours.
FemanonsWhy don’t you like us? :(
>>33701672And after
>>33701662I want to, but its not socially acceptable
>>33701671>I’ts convection heatingWhat’s the difference between this and puting the oven in convection mode?
>>33701673I really want to but the cops would get involved
>>33701661>mf divorce odds are, what, like 50-50?and thats somehow fine?
>>33701674animal onesie?>>33701679sex
>>33701672Not married but I'd have sex with my crush right before he turned into a zombie and proceeded to devour my brains
>>33701675really? no ground? no park nearby or wilderness area you can dig a quick hole in and bury it? it's important to honor the dead, it's like one of the few redeemable things human beings do
Do you guys preffer microwaved bacon?
>>33701688Air fried
>>33701684>animal onesie?oh hell yea, still not apologizing for it either. in a few minutes i'm gonna lay down in bed, pull my covers over me, and feel cuddled despite being by myself and that's quite the feat of technology if i do say so myself so i regret nothing
>>33701690i wasn't the one making fun of you, what animal is it
>>33701676Honestly, I like you guys too much. It's self destructive.
>>33701215I slept well.
>>33701067looks incredibly ugly and you have shit taste
>>33701681Literally none. The point of Air fryer hype was to trick you into buying more shit that takes up counter space.
>>33701676Some of you guys are alright
>>33701696this anon wears tight fit dress pants
>>33701695You sleep
>>33701701where should we not go tomorrow? finish your post
>>33701702Slutty
>>33701696i don't accept your apology
Today’s the big day anons. What are your plans for this autumn?
>>33701702No I do not, because I would be showing my cock for all the world to see. I wear relaxed tapered chinos
I hate being a failure of a man >no beard>no body hair>don't manspread >self hamsI blame my parents
>>33701708>tapered chinoslmfaoooo called it
>>33701691that you picked it from the posts when i called it the most disappointing actually did make me a bit defensive, sorry lmao. it's a silver wolf, japanese designed so it looks a bit, i dunno, cartoony but it's been good pajamas. the only other one i bought as a gag like two years ago and it turned into my work uniform. i'm kinda like a werewolf, and making money is my moon
>>33701704I don't wanna threaten y'all too much
>>33701707I can't believe we never fucking had any of those burning hot September daysJust rain, clouds, and miseryAnd there's so much more to comeI hate this fucking country
>>33701709start blaming yourself bitchboi
>>33701703I want more sleep tho.
>>33701707get my shit togetherrealistically I won't do that and instead keep rotting
>>33701700Does it cook faster, at least?
>>33701710you got literally every aspect wrong
>>33701715Sleep now please
>>33701719>slim fitting thin fabric pantsliterally spot on
>>33701720this might be one of the rudest things i've actually seen someone post on here to someone else lmao absolutely brutal
>>33701714nah it's my parent's fault, what is my fault is that I haven't fixed these issues (can't really fix not having body or facial hair though)
>>33701709at least you still have your hair.those dont matter if you're bald
>>33701711i just used technopsychic powers to find out which reply you meant, don't worry about it that deeplywhen i was younger i wished to get a bat onesie but i never gave in
>>33701707Graduating, hopefully
>>33701724which makes it your faultbitchboi
>>33701721They're not slim fit you fucking idiot, my ass is too juicy and my cock way too fat. I'd have to wear my emergency cock hiding wallet at all times>thin fabric pantsWhat in the God damn
when unattractive women reject me I feel nothing.
>>33701725good point, thanks anon>>33701729please stop calling me a bitchboi
>>33701726you'd probably be a lot happier now if you had given in, sad. what killed your dreams? i bat you'd have looked cute in a kigu
>>33701730>taperedbasically you dress like a faggot frat bro
should i ask that anon to post his clothed juicy ass?
>>33701734I will when you stop being one, bitchboi
>>33701739please no, tight pants and ass on men should be illegal it's so fucking gay
>>33701737>you dress like a faggotCorrect. You get to own looking like a faggot when you have a cock as thick as mine lol
Girls, should men bring back sagging? I started doing it recently
>>33701739I'll respectfully take a peek if you do
Wholesome
>>33701743absolutely not, no
>>33701740how about you tell me how to stop being one?
>>33701744no, not like that, just a little bit
>>33701744Cringe.
>>33701747men only want one thing, just one thing. is it REALLY too much to ask for?
Men, did you used to have a piss drawer?
>>33701755I used bottles like any sane functioning member of society
>>33701736i was a bit too serious with the things i'd wear, and i was also obsessed with anything that looked spooky so the bat one looked perfect for itbut i've moved on now, didn't think about any animal onesiesisis since then
Why are maga people (mostly men) so unaware they are in a cult. I said the memorial having pyro and shilling of 2028 election was in poor taste and they all got mad at me. A lot of girls I know also flipped to maga because they jsut want to date guys and most men are maga now because the men that lean left are even crazier
>>33701751Yeah, mine don't sag that much, just a little bit because I don't wear a belt.
>>33701755now that i think about it, i do suppose a toilet is closer to a drawer than not
>>33701749part of not being one is to figure out how to not be one
>>33701737I'm not >>33701743 but oddly enough that is pretty much exactly what I would have saidUnsure how to feel about this situation>>33701739Yes
>>33701741but i like men with ass...
>>33701760good, now you only need the slightly toned tummy and happy trail to go with it
>>33701764why are you gay?
Women, did you used to put worms in your vagina?
>>33701744Yeah no
>>33701769I put a ton of weird things in my pussy, but never worms.
I hate being a submissive man, women, be honest, is it over for me?
>>33701773yeah, if thats all you got, then yeah
>>33701772What are some of the weirdest stuff you places in your pussy?
>>33701775hmm my cock is above average that's about it really
>>33701713Alexa play Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day.
>>33701753Yep, one fantastic horse gf..
women, am I cute?
>>33701768i'm not gay.. i want a man with strong thighs and ass to powerfully thrust in me..
>>33701776Veggies I grew.
women, did you ever put a guys peenus weenus in you're vagina?
>>33701781Probably not
>>33701781I don't know, post pic in soctoga.
>>33701779Don't make me bring up the horsecock comparison again, weirdo.
>>33701773Are you submissive sexually or in your every day life? I'm guessing both or the former? That could be difficult because female dommes are rare and sought after.I personally love that my boyfriend is submissive outside of sex. Kissing my hand, calling me darling, doing tasks for me, always gentle and sweet like a cupcake. But sexually he's more assertive and predatory, so the contrast is hot. So if you are "just" a sub outside of sex that wouldn't be too much of a problem.
>>33701784No that's yucky
>>33701747Dude that is sad, the sun went down and she’s still there.
>>33701787I like horses because they're cute and run fastYou like horses cuz you're degenerate
>>33701773Sorry, I want my man to have a bit of backbone
>>33701788just in my everyday life, a bit less than I used to but I still am a bit I can't really tell you if I'm submissive sexually or not because I've never had sex
>>33701784No I’m virgin
>>33701759aw but mom the other side got to have their cult take over everything!>>33701763just fillin in for ya, it is what bros do>>33701758i've ping ponged back and forth. when i was a teen i 100% explicitly didn't care about what i wore or whether or not things matched or whatever, then i started caring as an adult and young adult and now that i'm getting older i'm starting to not care again, i hope i don't ever go back to completely not caring though.it's actually really good you never even thought of getting an animal onesie since then because that means you're a prime candidate to consider my new product: animal nonesies. what do you think? here's the pitch: you have on nothing
>>33701791nta, are there any horse girls in /atoga/?
>>33701777I meant in terms of character
>>33701782men can have intense thrusting power without a thick ass
>>33701792well it's not like I'm a pushover either
>>33701779listen, i refuse to judge another man's taste for it is not for me to judge others. i hope you can find your horse gf anon, however that is possible
I hope the guy who tried to swap contacts with femanon yesterday never comes back and has a horrible life
>>33701801who?
>>33701789they pee from there
>>33701801i hope he does come back because he seemed like a fine character
>>33701801I’m the femanon and I think it was sweet, he was very polite about it
>>33701798ok and men can slide their penis between breasts even if they're not big
>>33701791You want to date and fuck your horses. We've seen proof ITT. Same thing, but you fetishize the weird horse qualities that aren't even innately sexual. I just think the shape of horse dicks is cool.>>33701796There are multiple. I used to be one, at least.
>>33701797oh! sorry about that
>>33701799That's good. It's not like I'm into extremely domineering men either
imagine your cock being inside a vagina and then you both start peeing at the same time your penis is still inside her
>>33701806Not to sound like a degenerate but I'm glad to hear that (t. A cup hobbit)
>>33701807I shouldn't even reply to you>>33701796Never seen one, pretty sure most women are against horse racing due to animal cruelty concerns which are valid
>>33701759>A lot of girls I know also flipped to maga because they jsut want to date guys and most men are maga now because the men that lean left are even crazierYoung men have pretty terrible living conditions right now relative to women or the rest of society, this is going to breed extremist politics in any guy who has any of self worth, so yeah sorry if you want to date as a girl you've got to give up the 2010s era political beliefs or at least ignore them.
women, why did she leave me?
>>33701814Depends. Presumably because she doesn't like you anymore.
>>33701814OMG Pink Guy?!?!
>>33701814she suspects you were gay
look what I made you fuckers
can I find a bpdemon that would ruin my life if I go to church? I find that very attractive in a woman
thicc polizei ass..>>33701820that's so cute, did you eat us?
>>33701815but why? why doesn't she like me anymore?>>33701816KEK I thought about him too after posting that>>33701817but I'm not!
>tfw no bpd gf that ends me suffering by stabbing me 396 times after I made eye contact with a cute cashier in her presence
>>33701822>did you eat us?no, it's still there
>>33701821yeah maybe, they tend to try to seek jesus but just get more unholy in the process
>>33701823give us context you dummy
>>33701822LEAN POLIZEI ASS
>>33701810If a guy peed in me, I'd snap his dick off.
>>33701825i'm hiding in the G one, please be gentle>>33701830nooo i wan't it big!! big polizei pecs too
>>33701810it's kind of funny that guys piss noodle is put in there
>>33701833>big polizei pecs that I can agree on, but pls no big asses on men
>>33701833are you - by the G spot?
>>>/a/282439857Wait, /adv/ is a containment board?
>>33701830Kyaaaa~>>33701836>big polizei pecsKYAAAAAA
>>33701836THICK polizei BOOTY MEAT with a SHELF you can PERCH your tactical BELT on and HIDE behind like a RIOT SHIELD
>>33701836i'll move all the men asses into one so i can have big polizei ass husband and you can have lean polizei ass harem
>>33701839threads like gioyc used to be on /b//soc/ is also a containment boardpeople complain /b/ is nothing but porn now but it was always 90% porn and the rest now has its own board
>>33701839yes, it's a blue off-topic board
>>33701841>>33701840agreed
>>33701839all successful boards are containment boards if you thnik about it
>>33701842perfectnature is healing
>>33701849earth is a containment planet
>huffed bf's balls all night>the smell is still in the back of my throat and it's distracting me at workIs there a male equivalent to this?
>>33701829idk she didn't say much when she broke up with me, I'm just very confused
>>33701854I think my bf intentionally doesn't wash his fingers after fingering me. I have been observing him...
>>33701854I guess when you eat pussy and don't shower/wash and you've gone nose blind to it until you're out shopping or whatever and get a whiff and realize you've been walking around smelling like it for the last two hours.
I got a date with a 9/10 vitnamese girl and Im a 5/10 mixed race guyhow do I win her over sisters?should I fuck her in the museum?
>>33701831with your vagina? >>33701834but you piss from your pussies too don't you?>noodleit's more like a rod
>>33701859yeah, ideally you impregnate her right then and there so she has to stay in contact with you for the next 18 years
>>33701860>piss from your pussiesuh no? the urethra is outside of the vagina...
>>33701862NtaWtf?
>>33701856That's just unsanitary.>>33701858I could never go noseblind to dick smell. But that's close enough.
>>33701862oh...I actually didn't know that
>>33701860>but you piss from your pussies too don't you?And these are the men who are anti-abortion kek
>>33701862Doesn't pussy refer to the vulva in general?
>>33701863>>33701865goddamn anons
I love abusive women
Did the advice work for JH?
imagine sticking your peepee in a girls poophole and then you pee and she poops at the same time hahagirls are weird
>>33701860With my hands. And the vagina and urethra are not the same orifices.>>33701863>>33701865You guys should be fucking embarrassed. You're what people think of when they picture uneducated retards who think they know women's bodies better than women themselves.
>>33701867maybe but that still doesn't mean the dick goes where pee comes out, unlike the dick that goes in and is where pee comes out
>>33701871the forbidden soup slop
>>33701866when did I say i was anti abortion? what does that have to do with anything?
>>33701870It did, so thank you.
>>33701869give me all your money, faggot
>>33701866Girl can you please stop bringing up abortion
>>33701872>You guys should be fucking embarrassed. You're what people think of when they picture uneducated retards who think they know women's bodies better than women themselves.but I never claimed to know anything about women's bodies though
thinking about that one femanon
>>33701881share it with chat
>>33701878NO stay away from my money you whore!
she takes almost a day to reply but sends em 5-7 texts at the same timeis it over?
>>33701881PLEASE somebody with artistic skill, draw little doodles of all the known femanons ITT in the background.
>>33701886I can only draw abstract shit sorry
>>33701880You should know about women's bodies before having sex. Why the fuck would you stick your dick in an organ you don't understand?
>>33701888how is knowing about a woman's urethra going to change anything about sex? does it suddenly feel better for both of us with that knowledge?
>>33701884>whoreyou got it all mixed up, so silly, you are the one getting abused here
femanons, describe yourselves with 2 words>>33701886
>>33701892big tits
>>33701890I meant emotionally and physically, don't touch my money!
>>33701872I never claimed to understand how your bodies work nor do I need to
>>33701885>>33701885>>33701885>>33701885>>33701885>>33701885>>33701885
>>33701892Pale, short
>>33701889So you don't accidentally try to stick your dick in the wrong hole? So you understand how important it is to wash your dick to prevent infections? Etc.
>>33701893gross
>>33701894oh ok, well SAY THAT NEXT TIME *grabs your balls and pulls on them*
>>33701892J H.
>>33701899ok fine, mentally ill then
>>33701896>is it over?She's probably busy, stop being neurotic and just talk to her
>>33701898woah hold on! it's possible to stick my dick in a woman's urethra? >So you understand how important it is to wash your dick to prevent infections? Etc.that part is common sense, no one's THAT stupid (I hope)
>>33701889well you won't try to put it into her urethra for oneyou also won't instantly turn her off when you reveal to her that you thought women are put together like mrs. potato head
>>33701839I use /adv/ and /atoga/ to shitpost, I usually discuss my hobbies or something I have genuine interest in on the other boards
Girls, why would I even have to know how your bodies work??? That's on you, not me
>>33701910so you can touch us better
>>33701910Is pee really stored in the balls though
>>33701900y-yes, thanks femanon *gets an erection from the pain*
>>33701906>it's possible to stick my dick in a woman's urethra?It's painful and dangerous and physically disabling, but yes. Urethral insertions are something both men and women can do, which alters the diameter of the urethra to accommodate a penis.
Di you knew that R Norris William survived the titanic with frosbitten legs and went on to win the olympic gold medals, as a tennis player?
>>33701914yeah, thats my girl
>>33701913Well it depends on what you mean by balls. Have they been washed?
>>33701911all I know is that me sucking and licking a woman's clit makes her feel really good
>>33701916no, good for him
i can't doodle the femanons btw, i don't have enough knowledge and i'm not actually good with anonymous simplistic renditionsi pass it to someone else
>>33701922:/
>>33701915fascinating...I really don't remember learning any of this in school
>>33701919lame
>>33701918noooo i forgot my jordan peterson pic, good bit cancelled T.T
>>33701887>>33701922Lame. You could at least copy and paste the picrews we did or something.
>>33701917can you spit in my face?
>>33701911Will knowing female biology make me more likely to get laid... No? Oh okay....
>>33701892wild hair
>>33701915There is no way in hell any man is going to accidentally stick his dick in your urethra
>>33701930maybeIf I talk to a guy and find out he's an expert in knowing how to make me cum my brains out then that makes me more likely to want to try that.
>>33701926are you saying that's wrong? I mean I know about nipples too
>>33701929that can be arranged
>>33701932I have read horror stories from doctors/nurses where uneducated couples come in with the wife in constant pain from UTIs, only for it to be discovered that they had accidentally been having urethral sex the whole time. She just thought that's what sex was, and he didn't know any better to correct her. It's awful.
>>33701934no, it's just like me saying sucking dick is just about putting it in your mouthvery surface level knowledge
how can the penis know when it has to pour cum or urine
>>33701935you could beat me up after having a frustrating day at work
>>33701933I don't think biology textbooks make you sex god
>>33701938I have no idea and I have a penis
>>33701925Nobody should be dumb enough to stick things in holes not meant for dicks. That's basic knowledge that health class shouldn't have to teach you.
>>33701941nta but like. it's a huge part of it. you aren't ever going to become a 'sex god' if you literally don't know what or where you're touching.
>>33701943>That's basic knowledge that health class shouldn't have to teach you.Famous last words
>>33701937I know other stuff I just don't feel like going into detail
>>33701938when it gets hard the pee tube gets blocked and the semen tube opens up for lack of a better explanation, this is why you have to really flex to piss when you've got a boner
>>33701938I don't have one, but I can guess that the body uses a series of valves to allow a specific organ at a time to direct its contents through the male urethra, depending on the circumstances.
>>33701943you're really gonna say that to me when people put their dicks inside other people's assholes?
>>33701949>when it gets hard the pee tube gets blocked and the semen tube opens upoh god why is this so hot
>>33701945True. Men not learning how to put a condom on in their health classes is fucking shocking.
>>33701952I want to shoot my load deep inside you, you horny slut
>>33701952anon wants to suck straight from the semen tube
>>33701944I've seen enough porn
>>33701956Grim
>>33701951I don't want to get into this discussion, but just so you know, the anus and rectum of many mammal species developed tough linings in response to multiple factors, including their proximity to the female reproductive system and the frequency with which that fact causes "accidental insertions".
>>33701953M and I never got the condom demonstration but they're fairly intuitive right? I mean anyone who's ever put on a latex glove should be able to do this?
>>33701949>organ becomes completely useless until he cums and even if he has a full bladder he cant do anything about it he has to hold itughh
do women get aroused when you rub their backs?
>>33701949kinda insane that penises have a no-pee time mentality
>>33701959I had TWO exes put them on the wrong way around.
>>33701952you are certainly ovulating
>>33701958>"accidental insertions".I saw a video of that happening once
>>33701939You're desperate sad and pathetic
>>33701956anon this is unironically and completely perfectly equivalent to saying that you know how to fight because you have watched wrestlemania
>>33701954:O>>33701955yes, and? >>33701965true
>>33701962Judging by how flustered I get with hand touching, yeah, probably
Anatomy of women is fucking weird... like how their insides can be stretched immensly...I just saw an at least 40cm long dildo coming out "the back" wtf
>>33701966Not gonna lie, roleplay porn of "accidental" sex that escalates into both people enjoying it is one of my guilty pleasures. It's the perfect type of CNC.
>>33701939you mean like hit you and yell at you to not be such a pussy?
>>33701953Not like I need it
>>33701957Bright>>33701968You're goddamn right, I'll give you the tombstone piledriver so hard
big wrestler ass..
A girl in my friend group, sucked my dick 3 years ago.How can I stop getting hard everytime I see her?
>>33701977Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha what a whore
>>33701977make her suck it again
>>33700365Is that Brock and Mystie?
>>33701977get it sucked by another one? or does the effect stay? imagine getting it sucked by every girl you know and you end up being unable to not have erections around females in general
>>33701980thats me and your mom
>>33701963>>33701961you can pee with a boner you just really have to push, it can kinda hurt and aiming with a boner is annoying and difficult so you've got to pretty much just angle your whole body over the toilet and point it down or you'll get it everywhere. Also sometimes there's a bit of cum or something stuck in there for a bit and fucks with your stream. Peeing after sex is awful, I've never understood why rappers liked peeing on girls as a foreplay thing either peeing sends your dick into soft mode or it's just incredibly unpleasant and messy to do when it's hard.
>>33701978Your mom once sucked your dad!
>>33701983crazy biology
>>33701983...Interesting. Any comment on how this might affect my chances at holding a guy's dick while he pees? Assuming the pee tube is blocked.
Women are scary bwos....
penis going onlycums mode
>>33701892Blond booty
>>33701989that's why you jerk off to 2d horses
>>33701993I'd never
>>33700669MHuman females
>>33701989horses can kick your face in
>>33701994wtf are you going to keep them virgins forever? that's abuse>>33701779
>>33701996SO LETS DO IT HOW THEY DO ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL
>>33701986I would imagine that if he's hard while you're aiming it then it's going to be slightly physically uncomfortable if he's standing normally, you'll have to aim the hard dick down at a pretty unpleasant angle, it's kind of hard to describe but the skin is pretty taught when it's hard and there's kind of an unpleasant but not quite painful feeling when it's being directed at an odd angle, add that to trying to pee while still hard and overall it would probably make for an unpleasant experience, plus the majority of the time forcing pee will rapidly end your erection anyways, sometimes you can power through it but for some perspective most men pee in the morning to get rid of their morning wood because it's the easiest and quickest method.
>>33701998You can stay safe though>>33701999That's taken out of context
>>33702000bros I can't stop watching the seal webm her ass is so perfect
>>33701986don't listen to the weirdo anon, I've seen enough porn of guys pissing with a raging boner nphe's just a little baby
>>33702002>stay safenot you, you're too close when you hump them from behind
>>33702005>>33701956
>>33702001I'm starting to think I might be academically underequipped to perform this manoeuvre...>>33702005I dunno, what if I do it wrong and it implodes and I tell him you guys told me to do it.
No work today ! :)
>>33701972no I mean I think it was an actual accident it was like a behind the scenes kind of vireo
>>33701877Don’t thank me, I was just lurking. I didn’t want to say anything one way or another because I wasn’t sure if that would ruin your life or deny you the experience. Glad it worked
>>33702012time to jerk off and pee all day
>>33702012Yep.
>>33702011>it implodesIt won't. I've held guys dick whilst they pee and it wasn't an issue.
femanon accuses me of moid hands for rape fantasies but lets peeing penis holders roam free...
>>33702009...I hate these insinuations
>>33702028hehehe>>33702027hehehehe
>>33701667>Why do women never like ntrBecause it involves being disloyal or raped into disloyalty. Also, the reasons for it are always gross and stupid. "I'm going to show everyone this picture of you kissing your husband if you don't let me fuck you bareback while I record it.">>33701707>What are your plans for this autumn?This weekend, my fiancée and I are going apple-picking and pumpkin-picking and then baking pies using said apples and pumpkins.>>33701976>big wrestler ass..Fuck, that's hot.>>33702027Honestly, at this point, I think CNC is the only universal femanon kink.
>>33701667we do, we would just never let a man know because he would use it to ruin our life
>>33702027JH being a well known penis holder probably helps with that.
>>33702032>I think CNC is the only universal femanon kink.Does that include you as well?
>>33702012We get it you're an attention seeking whore
>>33701984Whatever your friend is still a whore 0:)
>>33702036>Does that include you as well?Yeah. Why?
Doing CNC with the Korraposter while her wife-to-be watches and schlicks it!!!!
>>33702032Well, what DID you do when you realised you were gay?
hmmm femanon piss :"3 yummy :p
>>33702043yuuuck
>>33701969*violently penetrates you*
>>33702035well i'm not going to get raped to prove it
>>33702017It worked too well, honestly. He wouldn't let me take a break until really late, so I ended up being a little late for work. I'm super sore, but in a good way.I don't want to admit how hot it was to touch him while he was sleeping, though, even if he woke up very quickly. It feels too predatory.
>>33702043Femanon needs her kidneys checked...
>>33702030watchu laughing at
>>33702044a nice refreshing beverage :3please tell me when you need to pee again I'm still very thirsty >>33702054no! it tastes better this way
>>33702039you're not being appealing to any potential virgin wife like this btw :3
>>33702041>she agrees to the cnc roleplay but when you begin she just breaks your arm immediately, wrestles you into submission with her wonder woman-esque physique and hangs you from the chandelier so she and her fiancee can take turns using you as a punching bag
>>33702050thumbs up
>>33702052>another day closer to fulfilling the jizz predator prophecy...if you were a man you would for sure be in prison by now. or at least on a registry and parole.
>>33702063thumbs up your but ha! got em!
>>33702055you know what
my techniques are being passed on
>you will never be pretty enough to forcibly close a man's pee tubes shut how live??
>>33702069what techniques
>>33701301That was physically painful to read.
>>33702070some men are into ugly girls
I hope maleanons and femanons are having a comfy time and if not I hope you can get comfy soon
>>33702043Post THAT drinking gif
>>33702032i'm femanon and do not have cnc kink pls don't speak for all of us weirdo
femanon what if i told you i would like to be turned into a punching bag for chad what would you do huh
>>33702075I'm laying in bed and slapping my tit to make it jiggle, I think I'm doing alright, thanks.
>>33702069>>33702071prime granny was holding it steady while it unleashed its contents
>>33702065He gave me permission afterwards, at least. Also she chimed in to say that she wouldn't mind being woken up similarly, too. So at least I'm in the clear going forward.
I am hungry
>>33702078ask my bf if he wants to punch you
>>33702080hot
>>33702052>It worked too well, honestlyI'm glad you believed me when I said this was a universal male fetish, because it is.
>>33702077Same, cnc is weird. Just consent and have regular sex. If you want to fight, go play in war.
>>33702082eat nigga eat!
>>33702076this one?
>>33702092lol
>>33702087He liked it but seemed pretend mad about being woken up. He used that as an excuse to be rough. Not that I'm complaining, obvs, but I could see it having gone worse if he was actually mad to be woken up.
>>33702079have fun! (I'm assuming you're doing it for fun)
>>33702075Thanks I’m about to go drown in work, and my cat is still sick, and I’m still loveless and alone, and nothing will change anytime soon.
>>33702081jh, the sleep paralysis demon (rape edition)
>>33700365Fuck I need a ginger gf againWhere's that American ginger girl that occasionally posts here?
>>33702094Rough how?
>>33702090i have "adjacent" kinks but i stay away from bdsm and have a hard time finding porn because while i like bondage i don't want it to be forced and am completely turned off by elements of nonconsent. i hate that it's an assumption. like men who go right into choking because they assume every woman likes it. fucking gross.
>>33702083but i'm a woman
>>33702092
>>33702081Yall niggas is FREAKY asl! On GOD!!
>>33702091please don't say that word
>>33702041I'd rape you for real if you came too quick.>>33702042>what DID you do when you realised you were gay?I always knew I liked girls and didn't think anything of it until I found out that it wasn't normal. Then I buried that for a long time, along with some trauma and other stuff. Then after some good therapy, I was far more comfortable truly accepting it and living life openly gay/bi. For the longest time, only my best friend and my sister knew.>>33702060No, we would peg him.>>33702077>>33702090You two should speak up more. Also, you're missing out.
>>33702078i would introduce you to my chad who likes to tussle so i can watch him kick your ass then when he's hot and bothered i'll let him beat this pussy
>>33702105yeah, and?
>>33702109>you're missing outnta but korraposter, they're just not into it, just like me with anal...
>>33702096don't lose hope if I could find love (temporarily at least) then so can you, hope your cat gets better soon, hope it's nothing too serious
>>33702109i'm not missing out, i've tried it and i don't like it, find men who are into it to be very weird and gross. maybe my experience is not representative but i find men that fetishize nonconsent tend to have problems with consent in other areas.
>>33702109eyes glazing over from arousal korra is peakgod what a subby little muscledork
>>33702106fukkkkkk so hotand i woke up super horny*to the of 'a new bugatti'
>>33702098If I was given free reign with a paralyzed guy, I feel like I wouldn't do much. The feedback of a guy during sex is most of the fun.>>33702102Hair grabbing and some hip bucking during the bj, rough grabbing and stuff like that during the sex. I'd normally be more mad about the stuff during the bj, but I was tol distracted by getting what I wanted.
>>33702106haha she's drinking milk
>>33702106JH trigger warning, do NOT click or hover>>>/gif/29499840
>>33702109>I always knew I liked girls and didn't think anything of it until I found out that it wasn't normal.Makes sense to me. Liking girls is normal. Liking boys is weird.
>>33702114I respect all of your opinions but am expressing my own when I say you should try something before saying you don't like it. Except for scat. That should always be a no.
>>33702112oh okay... i thought you'd hate me>>33702111you're so kind anon
>>33702106>>33702122Fuck you both. Die.
>>33702109>I'd rape you for real if you came too quick.>No, we would peg him.Wait so how would this work?>CNC with Korraposter, I get on top of her while her fiancee watches, I nut inside her in like five minutes because she has amazonian gorilla grip pussy.>flips me over, puts me in a mating press, brings out the strap, and then rapes my assholeThat's how I imagined it.
>>33702122it's not real cum it's never real cum
>>33702126Are you lactose intolerant? What's wrong with a tall glass of milk
>>33702125>hate me what? why?
>>33702129>She doesn't know
>>33702122>JH*PL, formerly known as JL.
Please stop horny posting... I need a new gf
>>33702130Fuck. You. I hope you drown in "milk".
>>33702134thats what you get for fumbling the last one
>>33702129Milky cat is real cum
>>33702116I'll be honest, I was thinking exclusively of doing it with my fiancée and not moids. I respect and often propagate this sentiment, especially with BDSM. Most self-proclaimed doms actually hate women and just want to abuse them.
>>33702133or RT
>>33702120Finally, I got you. I fucking got you. The correct etymology is "free rein", as in letting a horse lead free of the reins. "Free reign", while plausible, is incorrect.
iwant to be pissed on by a femanon there i said it
>>33702134i havnt even horny posted :( you know im constantly thinking about you
>>33702137>>33702132do you get to see the guys jizzing in the glass?
>>33702103It is, I hate that shit too. Like I already avoid porn because there's so many humiliation subliminals through even considerably tame scenes and it's being passed off as "submissive behavior". No, you dudes are just evil. Don't even get me started on guys that go straight to choking because I want to knock them out.
>>33702141*pshhhhhhhhhhhh*
>>33702131i feel like a lot of girls would throw me into a volcano if i told them how much i liked certain things so i'm often insecure of things like that
>>33702128>That's how I imagined it.You should start sports betting or reading people's futures.
What happened with that femanon who was going to write erotica for atoga? Did she start writing?
>>33702133The only name change I want in this thread is from JH to Pregnant-femanon.>>33702134No.>>33702140Alright, you got me. What's the fine?
>>33702144Yeah, they're like 1-2 hour long videos
>>33702147you need better friends, nothing wrong with that
>>33702150>from JH to Pregnant-femanon.Throuple double pregnancy arc when?
>>33702138yeah, i think it's very different dealing with women/dommes. that being said my experiences have put a very bad taste in my mouth that i don't think ill get over. my partner has sexual trauma too so it's not like he's into it either. we're fine doing all the fun bondage stuff and just not playing pretend along with it lol
>>33702144>>33702151STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS.
>>33702146*cock rips through my jeans and explode (CUM) all over the floor*hot
>>33702157now open wide
>>33702154She doesn't want to get pregnant after all. I'm going to get knocked up hard enough for the two of us.
>>33702136It wasn't so much a fumble as she wished to go.>>33702150Why not? >>33702142Then what are we still doing here? Let me sweep you off your feet
>>33702151>>33702156did you guys ever watch the cum omelet video?
>>33702152cryingthank you though
>>33702160the fumble is that you made her wish to go dumbass
>>33702144Yeah, that's why milky cat has a meme status
>>33702150>Alright, you got me. What's the fine?As per our agreement, you are forbidden from shaving for a full 192-hour week. You will take photos twice, a before and after of both the pit and groin areas. You don't have to upload it, just keep the pictures.
>>33702160Hornyposting is what comes out of my fingers when I'm posting and horny. It's not a conscious decision.
>>33702162<3
>>33702158:D
>>33702168good boy
>>33702163Can't argue with that. I just want someone I can be sweet with again.I fight my hardest, I've come so far, I just wish that the only black mark on my heart wasn't her
>>33702159JH surrogate pregnancy having the big tiddy blonde's baby before her own was NOT on my atoga bingo...
>>33702165That's awful, but legally binding. You never said that I couldn't be shaved by someone else, though. I just fucked you in the loophole.
>>33702169careful with that, being called a good boy is very addicting please don't abuse it
>>33702173being careful is for boring people
>>33702171No, that's not what's going on. They'll be OUR baby. This isn't like baking fucking cupcakes where she called dibs on the first one.
>>33702170but in the end, it doesn't even matter?
I hate blonde women, I know you're not all horrible but both of my exes were blonde so now I hate blondes, blame them
thinking about male anon's juicy ass
>>33702172I considered adding an addendum, but the embarrassment of asking someone else to shave you worked well enough for me.
*pussy cat dolls - dontcha (girlfriend song)
>>33702178that's me with blue-eyed people.
>>33702174but that's not fair you can easily manipulate by calling me that
>>33702183nobody said life will be fair lil one
>>33702161I have!That one might be a bit on the extreme end but I fapped to it anyway. It's crazy how cum cooks exactly like egg whites in a skillet, but it makes complete and total sense when you really think about it. I hope I find a wife with a cum fetish so I can do shit like >>>/gif/29499883
>>33702180At least it's not a stranger doing the shaving. THAT'S the embarrassing thing.
>>33702177I need to fight because God matters, faith matters and I want someone who I can love and say it and mean it every time I say it.
>>33702187>religionfagoh, now I know why she left
>>33702185I didn't find that video or the one with the girl drinking cum arousing, it's just fascinating to watch
>>33702182what the hell did blue eyes people do now?? that's more common
Nobody likes religious nutcases.
>>33702161>>33702185
When will it be our turn
>>33702184thats true. please be gentle with me
holy shitHow do we protect women, moidbros?
>>33702190Cheated on me both times, "saw things". As in, they believed they had special powers.
>>33702193in about 30 mintues
>>33702188I have that fight still in me, do you? For a Catholic I'm sure I could make you protest.
>>33702192*prepares a nice cum omelet for you*here you go honey :)
>>33702195Should be pretty trivial. Aren't they statistically the weakest men in the world?>>33702197NTA but now that you mention it, I dated a girl with blue eyes and she believed in a lot of weird shit that constantly caught me off guard.
>>33702197i promise not all blue eyed people think they have super powers, there are many normal ones
>>33702147Not here. We listen and we don't judge, hermanita.>>33702155That's good you found each other, then.>>33702173How about papacito?>>33702181I got a lap dance to this song>>33702195Maybe if Indians valued their women more, there wouldn't be so many less than men.
>>33702204I don't believe all blue-eyed people are like that, but the ones who like me back certainly have all been fucking crazy.
>>33702186>"This isn't embarrassing at all," our protagonist thought to herself smugly. You lock eyes with your girlfriend as she carefully slides the razor over your mons, parting the shaving foam. Her breath feels so warm on your engorged clit, and you can't help but squirm as she pauses to wait for you. Suddenly, you can't wait for her to finish shaving you.
How long before JH becomes CC (CUM CRAVER)?
>>33702192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SWOltpl4Hk
>>33702200I do, but I don't need to resort to cringe turn-the-other-cheeking to feel like life has meaning
>>33702178>friend has one Asian ex and now refuses to date Asians>other friend got cucked by two asian girls and now refuses to date white men "because they'll always cheat on you with chink sluts""Once bitten, twice shy" is more common than you think
*stares at anon with my blue eyes to sense when was the last time he came*
>>33702194maybe sometimes
>>33702239*she
>>33702239
>>33702233sorry about that btw, wish you better experiences
>>33702234Yes, it could be really sexy for her to shave me. So what?Also I'm showing her this, so you're either going to get in trouble or get a thumbs up.
>>33702232>How about papacito?I don't like being called daddy that's weird
>>33702244No worries, I've since been with my now fiance. Things ended up okay.And he has brown eyes.
>>33702245im not worried, big tiddy blonde is cool and not autistic.
>>33702238they were both cutters and mentally ill I only seem to attract mentally ill girls
>>33702249how could that possibly be
hi femanon do you need any help in the shower? do you want me to erotically wash your armpits?
>>33702246It's more like saying little man. It's something a woman might call her son.
>>33702248Hey if I'm autistic then she's super autistic. She plays confusing video games and shit like that.
>>33702252No, I want you to pin me down and breed me.
>>33700577MI've had an idea in my head for years but I'm too shy to play DnD. A human sorcerer with a focus on lightning.>>33700669Crocodilians
>>33702250I'm sensing some judgement from you anon
>>33702199And then we’ll be in love forever?
it just seems like such a big design flaw. 50% of the population has a fatal defect where if someone from the other half coos "good boy" in their ear enough times they'll just melt and be completely unable to resist. this is no way to run a civilization.
>>33702237How about you turn your cheeks to me, I'm sure I can slap them around just fine
>>33702252I need to be washed outside in a wooden tub with scalding hot water straight from the open fire and scrubbed with a bristly brush until I'm pink and tingly
>>33702249Personally I've found myself attracted to a lot of lesbians so I might have really shit taste in women too. Not that I dislike lesbians- clearly, I like them too much- it's just that they obviously don't like me the same way.
>>33702258I would never
>>33702255I can do that, want me to put my hand around your throat too you little slut?
>>33702253I see, I only ever hear it used in a flirty way, are you from latin america?
Try not to make being LGBT your entire personality: lesbians and trans edition (impossible mode)
Breaking news stupid ugly girl wants a boyfriend
>>33702261*gasp* ANON, thats not very biblical!
>>33702267Yes, please
>>33702262but that'll wash all the stink off...
>>33702260It's how we have developed to combat sexual dimorphism. We can either kick you in the nuts or seduce you.
>>33702260thats not a flaw, thats on purpose and it's based
>>33702032>"I'm going to show everyone this picture of you kissing your husband if you don't let me fuck you bareback while I record it."Hilarious and accurate representation, well done.
>>33702255I can do that for you too do you want to have sex in the shower?>>33702262but that would hurt you want me to cook you?
>>33702273good, I need to be ritual purified
>>33702178me with whites>inb4 all preferences are valid BUT NOT THIS ONE REEEE
>>33702278>hurtyes>cookyes
>>33702271Then get on your knees and pray those sins away for me
>>33702271NTASounds like you haven't heard about there being Another Testament
>>33702270Where they at tho
>>33702259yes <3
>>33700577MSpecifically D&D? I'd find some odd zine class. Possibly a mushroom-man like you find in Dark Souls. That was fun when a player of mine played as one.If you just mean tabletop roleplaying in general, I'm currently playing as a Russian former Spetsnaz who defected to the US during the 90s shitshow and is now a green beret. He has already helped kill Baba Yaga and who knows what new hells and horrors he'll uncover.
>>33702268
>>33702270any new developments in our story?
>>33702285no>>33702286pretty sure the god in the old testament also didn't approve of adultery
>>33702272Slap your tits around and make you beg me to breed you too.
>>33702235she's already PL (piss lover)
>>33702286Putting this as the new bkgd for my work computer.
>>33700642You sure shouldn't be using D&D if you want to tell stories. I wish more people were aware that D&D isn't a story telling game. It's a...gameplaying game.There's a shitload of systems out there for telling stories, and they can be pretty damn good desu
>>33702264I wouldn't really call it shit taste in my case, I admit I like mentally ill girls but they are not good for me
I will rape every single one of you
>>33702283understandable
>>33702280you can't fight mother nature. to really be happy, you need to return to your natural environment, foraging in the forest and occasionally ambushing caravans for skincare products like a good femgoblin.
>>33702284I will season you properly :p
>>33702302*in america
>>33702304I am simply going to lather myself in let out deer fat
>>33702301Been there, done that
>>33702301i would honestly be flattered if you raped even one of us. maybe it comes with the territory, but anons are so flaky
>>33702306nice, can I get some uuuh thyme and laurel pls
>>33702195What the fuck has been going on in India? Why is it so bad over there?
>>33702298i hate dms that force their shitty fanfic plots into the game and don't allow players to play. or whine and complain that we are goofing off, missing storyline markers, etc. rpg video games are easier to make than ever. put your shitty writing there where vidya goblins will lap it up willingly
>>33702310how was it? I don't remember you raping me>>33702312anons are here because they want to be anon, duh
>>33702299I guess I think of it as "If it doesn't result in stable, longterm relationships it's shit taste"
>>33702291lol
>>33702312he better get to me last because if an anon shows up at my door they are gonna get the charlie kirk experience
>>33702301Rape can have me when it earns me
>>33702294Why not? I'm sure I can give you a bit of flesh and blood.
>>33702313food is not supposed to talk but yes I'll get you some of that
>>33702312Why should we not be when you keep hurting us
>>33702324fire
>>33702059I'm not a guy. Whatevs
>>33702324I will get you and I will impregnate you
>>33702319that's a good point but I can only ever seem to hold a conversation with mentally ill women or mentally ill people in general
I can already picture anon trying to rape femanon and starting to cry and trembling because he can't go through with anything
>>33702328men exclusively love women who hurt them. a man's love is measured by how much a woman can hurt him.
>>33702296I don't love piss, though.
>>33702327supposed to schmuposed to
>>33702330ew
>mfw I'm not the only mexican ITT
>>33702334I'm not a moid *rapes you*
>>33702326you don't have any of that you zombie
>>33702334>femanon starts bullying him because he doesnt know where the female urethra is and drives him into a full-on panic attack and he can't breathewhy are they so scary, bros....
>>33702334he'll probably be too scared to get an erection lol
>>33702342Todos somos chicanos guey
>>33702336I hate how true this is, I miss being abused by my ex
>>33702340Ew yourself freak
>>33702336You bully us for trying to follow through with adding you off of here
>>33702292Never
>>33702334That's my fetish. I've written smut about a demon/monster that goes to rape a self insert but he feels inadequately scary and intimidating, so she feels bad and helps him feel confident by roleplaying with him, and eventually they fall in love.
>>33702354lol
>>33702350Wtf didnt you abuse your ex
Reminder that everyone who achieved anything did so before the age of 25.
>>33702339I think it's time to turn up the heat
>>33702344I have plenty I can assure you, I'm a better slinger than David, across your face? A weapon. >>33702345Feel weird that I had to show a gf of mine where her's was
>>33702358AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33702350you know those fucked up bulldog breeds deliberately inbred to look a certain way and they have all kinds of health problems as a result? that's you. that's men. women have selectively bred you for millenia, for their own amusement, at the expense of your physical and mental health.
>>33702356no! what the hell makes you think I was the abusive one?
>>33702357source: some pathetic loser on the internet
>>33702359>religious nutcase manslutyou're laying it on a bit thick with the being as undesirable as possible
>>33702351schizo
>>33702357Alexander the Great?Julius Caesar?Vladimir Lenin?Jesus Christ?J.R.R. Tolkien?Vincent van Gogh?
>>33702352NTA but literally when? You guys are the ones with the crabs in the bucket mentality, making fun of each other for taking a chance. I'm pretty sure femanons are generally encouraging.
>>33702357Agreed. I managed to get seven Sharpies in my asshole before I was 25, but I've never done anything as amazing since.
>>33702367Nah that's you. Cope mald and seethe
>>33702363h-hot I love being used and abused by women can't help it, it's in my nature
>>33702358remember to stick a meat thermometer in her, she doesnt look very tender
>>33702370Incredible!
>>33702370>tfw you'll never get to see JH's /b/phase sharpie in pooper pics
>>33702374slander, the meat falls off my bones
>>33702370JESUS CHRISTTHAT'S the highlight of your life so far?
>>33702366And yet we're still doing a tango? Why let the music stop? I think you want me
>>33702377I'm very proud.>>33702379You possibly already have. Crazy, right?
>>33702382ew kys
some days I'm submissive but there are days when I really want to emotionally torture women until their minds break and I want to used them as sex toys, I don't like thinking this way but I can't help it
>>33702383no, I've never seen someone with a fat black ass and seven sharpies in it so far but if I ever do, I will know who it is
>>33702381The highlight of my life related to my asshole, yeh.
>>33702374I got a meat thermometer right here hehe
>>33702386i hate nintendo switch men
>>33702386nobody cares
>>33702373the worst part is, once youve been abused once youre like a busted lock, women can smell it on you. your smile freezes as you watch her unmasking in real time, realizing she doesnt need to slow game you anymore because youve already been broken in.
>>33702394hot
Women, this is less of a question and more of a request. Please, please convince your friends to all become goth girls. The net positive for humanity would be astounding.
>>33702380*eats your thighs* I seasoned it perfectly
>>33702368All of them were already on their way to do it. None of them started from 0 at 25.
>>33702394god that's hot I hope my next gf also abuses me hope she's even more abusive than my previous gf
WomenWhich game consoles are the most and least attractive for a guy to play
>>33702405how would you like to be abused?
>>33702399I don't have friends. No, those people are 100 posers.
>>33702399if they're not going to listen to goth music then don't fucking bother I hate fake goths
>>33702406>mostps5>leasteverything else is contrarian and tryhard cringe
All I wanted was to be held as a free-use slut with 3 or 4 maleanons and have their babies, but that's too much to ask
>>33702406N64Virtual Boy
>>33702400very cannibalistic of you
>>33702397>>33702405>You're such a good boy, anon. I love that about you. That's why you're going to give me your phone and all your passwords, right? Yes, the credit cards too.
>>33702416noted
>>33702406Everybody in the world seems to have a PS5 so that's neutral. Least is probably anything Nintendo or handheld. It's not that wide a spectrum though, I mostly don't care.
>>33702412>everything else is contrarian and tryhard cringeit's shit like this that makes me wonder just how out of touch I am with the average gamer
thinking about maleanon slapping and choking my strap-on
Need advice, both genders.I'm seriously considering trooning out. All of my interests seem to align with theirs>sex obsessed>love 90s anime and vidya>love underground music and urbexhttps://youtu.be/jBh57Y8AwbkI want to have friends and feel loved. I used to hate trannies but I'm starting to understand them now. I have a feminine face and I haven't cut my hair since early high school. What should I do?
>>33702413yeah they all need to feel like the one and only or they will kill you and then themselves
>>33702407hmm I'm not sure, my previous gf made me carve her initial on my thigh it's kind of hard to top that
>>33702388If they're bound by a rubber band towards the caps and were put in from the backside of the markers, you'll know for sure. Good luck finding them before the heat death of the universe.
>>33702421very out of touch
>>33702423go for it.
>>33702410Don't listen to this guy, Most people don't care if you listen to goth music. Just wear fishnets an chokers and black stuff with straps on it.
>>33702427thanks for the additional details
>>33702423Buy yourself some girl clothes, put them on, jerk off, then look in the mirror right after.t. snapped me out of my autogynephilia phase real fast
>>33702423retardation
>>33702426meh, I am more an enjoyer of using you as my personal chore and cum slave
>>33702426Super romantic, btw.
>>33702415you told me to cook you, you expect me not to taste you?
>>33702423you seem to have a very weird perception of how trannies are
>>33702416don't know why you want my phone I don't even use social media but sure here you go
>>33702439no, I said bath with hot water
>first chilly morning of the yearneed femanon before the snows come
>>33702384Make me, I know I'd win if you tried
>>33702430yeah most people are fucking retards we know thatdon't fucking bother if you're not going to listen to goth music
>>33702426that's weak, that's literally skin-deep. you need a girl who can fuck you up so badly you can't even pretend to want to leave anymore. she's made you so worthless to anyone else that you have no choice but to crawl back, begging to be abused, sobbing for her not to leave you again, praying in your heart that the next time she doesn't want you she just murders you because you can't imagine a life without her. and she knows it. your soul is destroyed.
>>33702445I used to always say I needed to find gf before fall and winter. I have since given up, but it WOULD be pretty nice to have a gf during the chilly months.
>>33702430Lmfao thats true.
>>33702437that's too vanilla for me>>33702438don't know if you're being sarcastic or not but I actually did thought it was romantic
>>33702369No they are not. I’ve had extended periods of talking to the same femanons on several occasions and they’ve rejected me when asking for their contact information
>>33702431Also I technically did it when I wasn't an appropriate age to be sharing pictures of myself online. So if you find them, you can enjoy jail.
>>33702406>Which game consoles are the most and least attractive for a guy to playMost? PCLeast? Anything Nintendo
>>33702444uh umm instructions unclear I cooked you instead sorry about that
>>33702456I forgot you ever were underage.
Hey did you guys know that ballerinas don't have (as) fucked up feet anymore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-90_mt8jUJ4
>>33702455they were obviously men, then. common mistake.
>>33702458classic moid moment
>>33702454not sarcasm
>>33702461I could not care less
>>33702450but but anon that's literally me right now I want her back I want her to abuse me some more I have scars to prove it she made me cut myself for her
>>33702459I'm not so ancient that my childhood feels like a different time period.
Super hungry today. All I have is a protein bar. What are you eating, anons.
>>33702461this doesn't excite me because i'm not part of a certain group of people who enjoys the only part of a woman you are not allowed to like, but i am glad you posted it all the same. thank you!
>>33702472I was just thinking about making some cabbage patties.
>>33702465oh then thanks! kinda painful (emotionally) to look at that particular scar now that she's gone
>>33702432I want to be loved. I want people to think I'm cute. I want friends with similar interests.>>33702441Enlighten me, please.
>>33702461all I care about is the fact that they are flat chested
>>33702472F. I'm going to make some chicken and salad for my dad and I when I get home. Maybe something special for supper since I'm in such a good mood.
>>33702464I'm not a dumb moid I swear!
>>33702423Hey, so you don't have to be a gender to do certain things. The people that tell you that are all lying to themselves because they can't comprehend having an individual identity outside of the binary the advertisers projected to sell them shit endlessly.
>>33702483somehow I find that hard to believe
>>33702472I had a sandwich earlier
>>33702483Saar! DO NOT REDEEM!!
ok, I'm out
ugh thread ruined the pajeet lover is here
>>33702485>>33702490>the spammy loser namefags show up at the same exact timeGood sign that the thread is done.
bye
>>33702461God, ballerinas are so beautiful. But I don’t live in New York so I have exactly a 0% chance of ever meeting one
>>33701438>Women, do you think SS is bi?no
>>33702455Please tell me you aren’t the guy from yesterday, that would be so disappointing
>>33701438No
>>33702473I don't really classify myself as a footfag, but I don't dislike women's feet either. I really don't see why some people have such an issue with them.I do DO have an issue when anime artists draw arm pits with like labial folds, that's fucking weird. But I don't think there's any inherently unattractive parts of women.
i specifically dont want a guy who is obsessed with feet to the point that he likes them more than parts of me that feel actually good to touch, but i do want to give footjobs because it looks fun so i want him to at least find that hot
the feet psyop...
>>33702472MI had some leftover veggies and some applesauce. I only had a few minutes to eat.
>>33702501No I’m not. That was very disappointing though lol
>>33702508Yeah, I just don't see what is so controversial about this?
>>33702501NTA, that was me, and I don’t agree with the other anon.
>>33702491>>33702493>>33702496>>33702497Good morning saars!!!
>>33702508I am peak feet-wit. I find sexy feet very attractive, but it isn’t a hyper fixation or my number one priority
>>33702512I have been psyoped and I will indulge in my fetish if I ever get a gf.
Why do I have dandruff again after using an anti dandruff shampoo
Be a complete and utter fucking slut!
>>33702526Typically you have to use it a few times to get rid of dandruff, then regularly to keep it gone.
I love sucking indian cock and kissing cute indian men yes I'm a faggot
How does one cope with the fact that at the end of life nothing really matters when our 70-80-90 yrs have passed it will have been less than a grain of salt in comparison to the whole life of the universe and that we will never exist again to feel the pleasure and bliss of this life?And also coping with the fact that a cuck janny is in this thread banning people left and right because thats all the power theyll get in this life
>>33702523This is the case for like 99% of footfags. Everybody just got memed into thinking it was some kind of hyperfixation and freaked out about it. Idk if it's women or men who are at fault for this.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33702536Everything ends. Just don’t sweat it. Enjoy the time you have. Experience life the way you want. Treasure your friends and family.
>>33702539The Metro, or the irradiated wasteland maybe?
>>33702536Shut up fag
>>33702545What is this slop
GenderDo you think it would be romantic to kiss at the top of a roller coster and would it be a good 'first date event'?
>>33702539Play VNs?
>>33702552MNo, kiss at the corn dog stand
>>33702536>How does one cope with the fact that at the end of life nothing really matters when our 70-80-90 yrs have passed it will have been less than a grain of salt in comparison to the whole life of the universe and that we will never exist again to feel the pleasure and bliss of this life?Anon is packing a lot of assumptions in here
Speaking of game consoles, I wish I still had a Wii. The music was so good.
imagine if femanon was blondeI'd fall in love
>>33702552I think it sounds better on paper. I feel like the kiss would be rushed and badly coordinated in the moment. But it would be cute if she grabbed my arm and held on tight right before the drop
>>33702560You can always get one, anon. They’re fairly inexpensive.
>>33702531Guys, I think this is the real ENTJ
God has blessed me once again Inshallah brothers
korraposter is so fucking based
>>33702563Cute feet
>>33702539You do not want one
>>33702573Footfags get the rope
>>33702575NtaI want one
>>33702575no one ever wants me :/
>>33702568glad he finally accepted who he is
>>33702575don't listen to this anon, clingy women are the best
I am literally Meursault
maybe i'll never get to be close to a womanmaybe romance and sex will remain a fantasy for me
>>33702595at least you get bitches
>>33702584>>33702586>>33702593Heed my words, you don't want a clingy, emotionally dependant gf. You simply want a girl who loves you for who you are.The former sucks your life blood and sperm
>>33702602anon I've had a clingy gf it was great
>>33702602I want my sperm sucked
>>33702602Can't a gf be both clingy sometimes and also emotionally independent/mature?
>>33702531as far as I know this is the real ENTJ the "real" one hasn't denied anything
>>33702352You also bully us for talking to you on here, so like, what do you want.
I'm making a smoothie now.
>>33702607I've had the opposite experienceShe becomes your everything and not in a good way.>>33702608Who doesn't>>33702610Yes, but you have to be careful
Coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never have a husband but still wanting one is the most retarded thing I’ve ever done why can’t I just let it go
I was way more of bpdemon than my bpdemon gf
coming to terms with having lost most of my 20s thanks to illness is brutal
I care way less about a woman's opinion or thoughts if I know she won't have sex with me. I also find it way easier to lie to women, or not uphold promises or commitments if I know they won't fuck me. Basically I treat them like NPCs or people that aren't even real and don't matter if they won't have sex with me.So basically what I'm saying is that women don't matter and are all NPCs
>>33702615>I've had the opposite experience>She becomes your everything and not in a good way.that's what I liked about it, I'm a very obsessive person though
Got stuck in a shitty position at work and i am unsure how to proceed so the characters are as follow: Anon << trying to survive and thrive in the CoChief << absolute ruler of Co, direct line to himNepobaby << Chief's son, an idiot who thinks he deserve everything and starts throwing around his "weight"Rest of the higher ups << in good standing with them, able to talk and discuss things normallySO i recently got in a cold war with nepo for a thing i apparently did but i dont even know what i did wrong as he never told me and he started ratting me out to the Chief of my "wrongdoings" which are basically normal office works. The chief started giving me less assigments and tuck me in dead end birocracyI am stuck between 3 options and dont know what to choose 1) Sit &wait and hope it blows over2) Go to chief and ask for explanations with the risk of angering nepo and not solving anything3) Go to nepo and ask for explanations and "apology" for a thing i never did I am really unsure how to proceed as i am between a rock and a hard place. My colleagues can't be trusted to back me and maybe some of the higher ups might back me.Nepo has the shitties mentallity ever and his incompetence knows no bounds
Where is my hello kitty gf
>>33702552No. Usually you're strapped in pretty tightly to your position and it's for your safety.... we can hold hands tho.
>>33702616If it makes you feel better I'm struggling to let go of my Ex-fiance 3 years later. My life is measurably better since her, but I still miss her
>>33702620that sucks man, how old are you?
>>3370262926
>>33702621Bro, you are the npc, not playing coitus.
>>33702501What happened?>>33702455>>33702352The sooner you accept some femanons only want to fling shit and cum in the thread, but on in private, the better.Move on to the next bird, because this bird has flown.
Would femanon like to go explore the abandoned asylum for spooky season?
>>33702628It does not thank you
>>33702616What makes you un-wifeable? How wold are you?
>>33702635YeaaaaaaDon't kill me tho. You wouldn't like it.
>>33702636Then why don't we get hitched?
>>33702638Retarded, antisocial, poor, ugly, dumb, stupid >>33702640Would that help you
>>33702624haiiiii
>never really watched porn>build up courage to check /gif/>bimbo thread>no one is able to sink their fingers in their breasts and all they do is polishing them as if they're pondering the orbhow can anyone find that arousing
>>33702643In a sense, I'm not into casual sex, marital is more my speed. If it were up to me I would have been married years ago
>>33702634Two anons talked back and forth yesterday for a while, he offered his email, she turned it down, both were very respectful about it which is sadly extraordinary in atoga
>>33702630can you do stuff now?
Japanese government watching young men spend their money on a used panties vending machine instead of asking their female co-workers on a date
>>33702650>marital is more my speedfunny way of saying "I'm asexual"
>>33702652FWhyd she turn him down
Would you make this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MdkWcK2oKk
>>33702653no not yeti'm hoping its nearly over
>>33702644Moid hands typed this post
>>33702659He asked for her contact entirely based on the premise that they both like spicy food. She said she didnt know enough about him and asked how old he was. He said he was 31 and the she said that would not work as she was only 22
>>33702656I've only ever wanted a few women in my life. Sex only does so much for me. If you want me to throw you around, fuck you and do all of that, I'm happy to, but I only enjoy it truly when I love that person.
women, what do you currently smell like?
>>33702672femanons are stinky
>>33702677you say that like it's a bad thing
>>33702614>I'm making a smoothie nowWhat kind? I had a protein smoothie earlier
>>33702672I don't wanna talk about it. There is a reason I haven't been posting about me trying to keep my bedsheets and laundry up to date like I was 2 weeks ago.
>>33702650If we’re married but not in love it would still feel casual
>>33701435JH hornyposting with ENTJ be wildin yo.
>>33702664His trailing off at every sentence end made me mad.You can just put mashed potatoes on bread [or toast] like a spread, ya know.
>>33702646Stop posting cute anime children, it's making my ovaries hurt.
>>33702685Hence why we should talk first. Least you'll know I wouldn't cheat.
>>33702688>it's making my ovaries hurt.wut?
>>33702688ok pedo
>>33702688huh??? you want anime children with someone??you're attracted to them??
>>33702688no :)
>>33702621Based
How to know if a moid ever falls in love with you?
>>33702688its ok one day you will get bred by someone
>>33702669NTA but not exactly, we talked back and forth for a number of nights. I was mostly worried that, since I was drifting in and out of sleep, somebody might say something terrible in my place after I doze off and hurt her feelings.I don’t necessarily see why it’s such a hot topic on /atoga/.
>>33702684What reason
>>33702672>women, what do you currently smell like?Rolling in Love by Killian, because that's what my fiancée was wearing last night.
>>33702684I can only ponder the sweet aroma coming out of you
>>33702703I haven't done laundry or cooked anything in 2... maybe even 3 weeks. I'm never going to be a tradwife at this rate.
>>33702695They make me forget how much I hate real kids.
>>33702709oh okay.. well i just wanted to use a retarded gif
>>33702698he's going to be all up in your business 24/7
You know what? Next thread I want to see what Femanon would actually be interested in me. Preferably not one looking for an affair again.
>>33702709it's just like with anime girls and men
Moids what do you think about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d0GAGFkpcM
>>33701856Love doing that
>>33702714what are you like?
>>33702712Ahh, which he is not. Good to know. Thank you. Solid advice.
>>33702719English, adventurous, loyal to a fault.
>>33702701Doesn’t entitle you to her contact info, creep
>>33702718But then you get it on your phone, steering wheel, etc...
>>33702721that doesn't tell me anything about you really
>>33702722Obviously not. But if I share interests with a person that I have repeated positive interactions with, I see no harm in offering up mine.
>>33702652Sounds ok.>>33702683Raspberries, strawberries and bananas with a bit of milk.It's 11/10 good shit.Maybe the last locally produced rasp/strawberries of the year I will have.>>33702643>Retarded, antisocial, poor, ugly, dumb, stupidThat's a lot of bad words.Now tell me at least 3 positive features of you.
>>33701856That is very hot. What could I give my boyfriend to think of me while he is away?
>>33702717fuckin Slavs...
>>33702717I hate Czechs, including this woman.
>>33702726Tells you what I value, I think it'd be easier to ask what do you want to know?
>>33702708You just need a bf to motivate you :)
>>33702729A sore dick.
>>33702717hurting women bad
Do wealthy people ever have a moment of awareness when they realize there's nothing inherently superior in the luxury brand crap they bought and nobody really cares about the name or how much it cost, so they feel they got scammed?
>>33702733This is actualy truth
>>33702732nothing really, I just wanted to give you an opportunity to advertise yourself to the femanons
>>33702737you can't get scammed if you have money to waste
>>33702738Now will you go out with me?
>>33702717>the amount of self pity in her drawings over this one eventlmao
>>33702742I am seeing someone, although he hasnt called himself my boyfriend.
>>33702717damn how would she be able to be attracted to men of her own nation
>>33702717>thumbnailLet me guess, some turbo feminist essay on why some millennia-old tradition that everyone happily followed until globohomo jews came somehow is le ebil and muh pwoor wahmin suffer the most because they can't be turbowhores or similar?
>>33702739I think a bit of ambiguity is better than laying everything out. Why give out the mystery so quickly?
>>33702717Reason #7397395601274 why traditions should always be challenged and critizised. And most of the time abandoned.Traditions exist to be destroyed.
>>33702747if i wasn't a virgin already i would turn virgin from just reading this
>>33702727Ignore that dude, you’re a good anon
>>33702748ambiguity and mystery is for affairs
>>33702747actual retard hours I see
>>33702741Scams isn't about the amount of money, but the truthfulness and purpose of the transaction.If you buy something for a billion when it cost $1 to make, you got scammed, even if you have septillions in the bank.
>>33702734Nta, but how does that happen?
>>33702747>It's prefectly fine for strange boys and men to come and throw water at young girls and hit them with sticks in their own homes as a community event!
>>33702737You are missing the distinction between Nouveau riche (nigga rich) and old money.
>>33702747Grow up, tradcuck.
>>33702756they know they are paying more than the raw material is worth, but if you have money to waste you don't care about wasting it just because you can
>>33702758>worst female hazing ritual vs easiest male hazing ritual
>>33702672Avocado oil and shea butter, because I took a shower and that's what my shampoo smells like
>>33702757Dick too big, pussy too tight, fucking too hard and for too long.
>>33702758She could just not open the door if she doesn't want to partake.
>>33702752>>33702755>seethingKek nailed it>>33702758>waterPlayful.>hit with sticksFor being cunts. See? Your argument is "nooo m'ladies should bear no responsibility or punishment aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!">>33702760Says the fag who mindlessly rebels against traditions like an angry boy having a phase.
>>33702765is there such a thing as fucking for too long? :p
>>33702770>Kekyou are incapable of responding with anything except strung together 4chan buzzwords. a true npc
Women (or men I just need a fucking answer) how do you get a newborn to sleep more than 15 minutes? I've swaddled the shit out of this fucker and he Houdinis his way out every time. Only way he seems to sleep is laying on my wife's chest (cries on mine) and my wife is too scared to fall asleep with him laying there. I'm at my wits end, have had a collective 4 hours of sleep over the past 2 nights
>>33702759>>33702762Alright. Then what about the lesser rich like the upper middle class, who don't really have that much money to waste?
>>33702770people as retarded as you are fictional
Women, am I chopped?
>>33702772Don't reply to it.Let it wallow in it's own self-inflicted misery.
Women on a scale of 1 to 10 how goofy do you think the china lake grenade launcher looks?
Isn't it crazy that woman, with her "newfound freedom" from "oppression" has no interest in learning, growing, solving the mysteries of the universe, and is instead obsessed with herself, womankind, and looking for reasons as to why being a woman is oh so unfair?
>>33702771If you also factor in the other aspects I mentioned, then yeah. Skin is just skin after all and will get chaffed if you rub it for too long with too much force.
>>33702772"Kek" isn't a buzzword, retarded newfag. It's the same as "lol".Also>no argument
>>33702775they want to appear like they have money to waste
>>33702747Nah, tldr is czech easter if you want to look it up..That sounds brutal and I would have become a serial killer if I were born into that.
>>33702779nag but that looks sex
let's all ignore retards together
>>33702777nag, you look normal but I know you are a skinwalker
>>33702783I've been here since 2011
>>33702787>this is all it takes for women to snapL.M.A.O
>>33702772>>33702776>>33702778Concession accepted, roastoids.>>33702787>Czech Easter is celebrated with unique traditions, including the use of a handmade whip called a pomlázka, which is>used to lightly spank women to promote health and beauty for the coming year.>Other customs include decorating eggs and participating in festive activities, often accompanied by family gatherings and traditional foods.Damn, so fuckin evil and brutal! We should let poor women become unhealthy, disease-ridden, and ugly!
>>33702793I don't know if you want to look up what it apparently takes for men to snap these days, but it would probably be good for you.
>>33702773only thing that helped with my bad sleeper baby was LOUD white noise and putting him in a sling (like pic rel, it's basically combining swaddling and body contact) and bounce on a gymnastic ball sending you lots of strength, that phase is fucking crazy
>>33702797for women, this is one of the hardest things in their lives that they can imagineincredible
>>33702800Checked. Fucking kek.
>>33702770Sooo what is the purpose then?
>>33702793Oh puh-lease, you'd snap if you stubbed your toe and a woman laughed at you for it.
>>33702797you're just pretending to be retarded, right?
>>33702781> Skin is just skin after all and will get chaffed if you rub it for too long with too much forceForgive my retardation, but that means only the outside skin is irritated, not the actual thing is sore, right?
GenderIYO, who is the single greatest person in all of human history?Rules:1. No religious figures2. Can't choose yourself
I’ve defeated my porn addiction for 4 days straight so far (I’m not a nofap retard, I’m just controlling how much porn consumes my life). The longest I’ve done was 2 months (4 year addiction). Hopefully I can what it this time.What was your longest addiction?
>>33702806yeah, like chaffed
femanons, why do glowies post of 4chan as insufferable retarded men? do they want to lower birthrates on purpose?
>>33702804I don't even want to give them a (you), but no kidding.
>>33702807I miss Diana. Times were much simpler.
>>33702807My mom for giving birth to me, as I am the future savior of the universe
>>33702804This post is just cringe, sorry
>>33702809k, thanks 'non
>>33702800Did you miss the part where any random old fuck is allowed to fo it? Would you have been comfortable with some shriveled up granny doing that to you?
>>33702745lucky bastard gets to enjoy stinky, pungent, ripe femcels marinating in her sweat and feminine juices smothered in her damp sheets all night and doesnt even have to go exclusive...
>>33702808I fuck and jerk off whenever I want.
Thoughts?https://youtu.be/0cEDkDTwmFc
>>33702813You think you look like her, dont you? kek
>>33702817you are fucking killing me
>>33702799We've got the wave crash tune on full blast. He does fall asleep, he just punches himself awake 15 minutes later if left to his own devices
>>33702820>sam hydeThere were no thoughts in the video so I'm not going to waste my thoughts on it.
What makes women approach a guy? I’ve never been approached by a woman. Granted i don’t go to clubs or bars often but i do go out to parks, bowling, restaurants, museums, general walks around the city, etc. haven’t been approached once.
>>33702803I already mentioned it in the post, because the purpose is obvious. Are the girls in the village acting like cunts, not taking care of themselves, etc.? Pour icy cold water on them and beat them with a stick until behavior improves.But this is evil somehow. No, you should let women be disgusting filthy insufferable whores to everyone instead.>>33702805>No argument stillFemanon...
>>33702817Why are you replying to trolls?
>>33702820an absolute classic video
>>33702807Time will tell, but if the prophecy is true, then Donald Trump.
>>33702820>Sam HydeWhy do some people think that being bitter and angry is a personality
>>33702807Zhu Yuanzhang tbqhwyInsane life
>>33702818yes, I am exclusive and told him I don't want to spend time with him if he is seeing/taking/sleeping/fucking with someone else.
>>33702825>sam hydeThanks for the warning.
>>33702828>if it makes me feel stupid or humiliated, I must be being trolled!really not helping the sensitivity accusations
>>33702812>White people getting genocided>Kills themself instead of redeeming the genocidersHmm...
>>33702832All I feel is impotent chud rage every day of my life. It's a very relatable feeling to me and it resonates with me.https://youtu.be/oIDYbT2yYis
>>33702834but you arent his gf? so then what, exclusive fwb?
>>33702840Nobody cares.
Holy shit, look at these otters.Japan can't be a real place.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1gfHZ8RfA
>>33702811>Can't be that glowies are possibly mostly just retarded moids. No sirrie. This is a society, everyone is always smart.
>>33702812LMAO the filename
>>33702842I am what I am and that's all that I am.
>>33702754Laying yourself out like a resume to be read leaves nothing else to the imagination. There needs to be a mystique quality to men I think.
>>33702824yeah, he was like that too, one movement and he was awake again for two hours at least until the next sleep cycle, it was very draining >if left to his own devices yeah, thats what the gymnastic ball is for, the gentle rocking rocked him back to sleep when he entered a light sleep phase this way I sometimes got him to 2h of sleep but it's still very exhausting because I couldn't lay him downI spend many nights on that ball, lol but better than endless hours of crying it does get better, don't drive yourself crazy by thinking something's wrong or you're not doing something rightmy second one was much easier and I didn't do anything different
>>33702822No.
hello goonettes
Piece of meat!
Women will belittle men's emotions and then actually work themselves into a fit about women getting water dunked on their heads in an eastern european shithole they've never been to
>>33702748That reeks of "I have nothing and I am nothing". lmao
keep ignoring retards
>>33702844Most glowies are women, troons, and diversities because the jews know they'll get genocided if they hire actual men.
>he keeps goingDon't worry, most men laugh at you too, honey.
>>33702826No advice. How do I make women approach me instead of me having to approach them? I won’t perspective from both men and women. Pretty please.
>>33702828Because I like to engage with all kinds of viewpoints
>>33702773go for a drive in the car, if that's not feasible then get a swaddle with velcro so he can't get out of it
>>33702841I would call myself his girlfriend. But I am not going to scare him off by calling him my boyfriend. I have no expectations for where this is going to go, but I fell in love and am just waiting to get my heart broken.
>>33702854What would prefer, height, cock size and how much I make? I think that's far more boring to know.
>>33702853This kek
>>33702853But I thought facts didn't care about feelings? Wouldn't your surrogate internet father figures make fun of you (it's just words, so it's fine) if they found out that you were complaining about your emotions not being taken seriously while saying that people being physically bullied? By typical rightoid logic grown men hitting little girls with sticks is inherently more serious than you feeling bad or even girls actively trying to make men feel bad, right?
>>33702840It's not just being angry in Sam Hyde's case. He capitalizes off of it, and I promise you, if he were to veer off the script now, his audience would leave, just like they left Idubbz. So he keeps being negative and bitter and angry. Also these types think their anger makes them better than other people... Meanwhile he makes decent money bitching online, so really how disadvantageous his life really is for him to keep bitching? There is war, starvation, homelessness and this bitch makes money from running his mouth online and is still angry.
>>33702857What happened to removing dei. Where did the qualified moids go? Retail?
>>33702870To be fair, Idubbz did an entire humiliation ritual and still does so. Hyde lost face after the Gorilla nest incident though
>>33702868>blindly lashing out with hackneyed political internet gotchas desperately hoping one landsThis actually is pretty sad
>>33702871Killed themselves or went innawods to become survivalists
>>33702807MAugustus Caesar
>>33702872Gorilla nest? Hyde is more popular than ever in the same way Fuentes is. Dibs mistake is that he turned further left when he has no interesting political skills or comedy.
>>33702753Thank you very much anon.
/atoga/ lesbian conversion hour
>>33702872Dude, idubbz literally just grew up and a lot of his viewers didn't.The 30+ people who haven't moved on from being edgy internet 18yos are so pathetic
>>33702872I'm just saying I think he's stuck in a persona or his old or online personality and knows he can't change it now or else he'll lose his audience. Which ironically goes against his brand, which is being edgy and not giving a fuck what others think.>Hyde lost face after the Gorilla nest incident thoughWhat's that?
>>33702843Cute
>>33702870What's your point? How does that effect me?
>>33702885Get therapy, that's my point.
>>33702882If you really think that you're retarded. He's not grown up in any way, in fact he's more of a man child now than he was then. He's a backstabbing scumbag that bows down to fags like Hassan.
>>33702882>>33702883Growing up is not having the personality of a whipped dog with a cognitive brain injury.Idubbz is fucked.>>33702876The Gorilla Nest... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ
>>33702880Hey saphs, which nails of yours are short?
>>33702887I do go to therapy. I don't see my rage as much of an issue. When I'm mad I'm motivated. It's the depression that fucks me up.
>>33702882>Yes be a good goy
mendo you enjoy pondering the orb?
>>33702891I agree with this. I don't worship Sam Hyde, he gets on my nerves sometimes, more and more lately with him bowing down to Fuentes and all. But I like a lot of his old videos, and some of his new stuff.
I want to pinch your clit extremely hard until you start to cry
>>33702891I don't know who this Sam Hyde guy is, but that thumbnail almost looks like a Renaissance painting, lol.
>>33702895I enjoy pondering women's orbsif you know what I mean.
>>33702899it just looks so goofy
>>33702897Dont be mean..
>>33702807>IYO, who is the single greatest person in all of human history?FArnold>>33702851>hello goonettesHello, please do not interrupt my goon sesh >>33702880>/atoga/ lesbian conversion hourMy time has come>>33702892>Hey saphs, which nails of yours are short?All of them
>>33702897hot...
>>33702898Good. Keep it that way.
Yoomy
>>33702908>ArnoldGood answer.When did you start using a name?
menwhy can't you
>>33702914I'm bad at stuff
>>33702882No. Idubbz problem is he’s not funny and tries to be a leftist political commentator without having any oral skills , unique insight, Little to no analysis, etc. he makes Hasan look like the smartest leftist in the world
Women what male body type do you like the most? How much muscle, how much fat, that sort of thing.
>>33702913Literally just now
I have to go to work in 40 mins, shit sucks.
*updates filters*
>>3370291715% body fat, lean but slight muscle definition, pale, tall, a bit of body hair
>>33702908>All of themDamn, hardcore. But I like long nails. But also I should cut mine off. But also polish change. Maybe I'll get glow in the dark paint. Would he like it if my toes glowed?
>>33702916At least Hasan knows to keep to the Himbo bit. Idubbz should have remained the clown he is.>>33702919I got off work 2hrs ago
>>33702910I will. Guy looks like a jew.
>>33702917>Women what male body type do you like the most?Classic male bodybuilders. They look like living statues and it's impressive the amount of work they put into themselves. Dorian Yates ruined bodybuilding and Ronnie Coleman killed it.
>>33702921I'm pale and tall, but probably closer to 20% body fat, and with a bit of muscle definition. I don't really have any chest hair, but I have quite a bit below the belt.
>>33702917i have no idea how to describe it, i like muscular but not skinny and dry, some softness is oki don't like when their waist is small and i like when the lower half of their body looks strong toono body or facial hair
Women, will you finally read umineko now that R07 has made the highest rated silent hill game of all time?
>>33702917Broad shoulders and chest sharp taper down into narrow waist, tight muscle with no flab, shapely lower half and legs
>>33702928sounds great too
>>33702918Thank god, I thought I missed something.
>>33702826>>33702862It's not something you can will to hapen. Women approaching is usually a preference of some so a woman will approach when the guy really impressed her somehow and when she considers approaching a good option or even her preferred strategy. The latter is just a numbers game obviously. But for the former, you greatly increase your odds by spending a lot of time in places where you meet new people and ideally where people mingle with the expectation to be social. There is a big difference between just taking walks in the park by yourself or burying yourself in a book there, or being with a group of friends where you hang out for hours and make eye contact with people, exchange small talk/practicalities with others closeby etc. If you are hoping for a woman to cold approach then you are hoping for a woman to be instantly struck by seeing you and then to have the desire and guts to approach in that moment. In a more mid-way scenario where e.g. she is part of a group that mingles with your group, there is both a lot more time to impress her (with your chemistry with your friends, your jokes and conversation) and for her to decide and gather courage.
>>33702914I haven't triedI'm afraid to
I always thought Idubbbz, Ethan and Joji were cringy faggots even back in 2016, but /tv/ worshipped them. But I've always been more mature than everyone.
>>33702917Swimmer/ottermode, but also more fat than that plz.
>>33702917short, broad, slightly muscular with a little bit of fat so i know he doesn't live off of steamed chicken broccoli and rice
>>33702939In Joji's defense, he saw the tide turning and got out. Plus, he's Japanese and their humor is weird.
>>33702941Do you like Brits? I have the exact build you're talking about, massive shoulders too.
>>33702895Oh yeah
>>33702930Maybe, sounds danganronpa adjacent.
>>33702930NoIt’s boring as fuck
>>33702939Hey, at least jojo managed to career pivot into being a millionaire popular music artist. Even Ethan can claim he’s still making bank.Rightful or not, idubbz has become a pseudo lolcow and has lost a ton of money
WomenIf you were my friend would you help me find a gf?
>>33702945where is my wife/husband with her lovely rope?
>>33702891Ive only watched the video you shared though the title suggests there are other parts, but it pretty much summarizes many of the reasons I never liked Sam Hyde. He's always confrontational, and though I enjoy race jokes as much as the next 4chinner, there's a point where they get impractical and nihilistic (like a substitute for conversation and personality etc)At a certain point it turns schizoid angry ranting, like you'd expect from an old man who's constantly dissatisfied with everything and it's counterproductive
>>33702946It’s just a kinetic novel, there aren’t any deductions or choices to make in it. Really overrated imo
>>33702950Waiting for you
>>33702949Why would I help somebody else get a bf when I can't get one?
>>33702944no. ew. latinos and asians please
>>33702956Then I'm sorry, you're not going to get the build you're after.
>>33702921>>33702926>>33702929>>33702931>>33702940Literally me
>>33702954Because I'd return the favorUnless we decided we like each other that way
>>33702954You can literally go outside and ask out the first lone man you see.
>>33702956You're telling me this bloke doesn't get you all wet down in your nether regions?https://youtu.be/JSXpRWefyok
Either genderAre you prepared for the Female v2025.34 update this Thursday?Heard they're lowering the ghosting chance.
>>33702949I don't know. I would love to if I genuinely felt you simply needed to meet a good person. But it is not rare to realize about your friend(s) what is not attractive about them and that's awkward in dating. I know a lot of guys I think are really good people who would ultimately be good partners, but at the same time I understand why they have a hard time dating. And these are usually not quick fixes you can just tell someone about, but even that could easily cause arguments more than working out as something helpful. Besides, it's not like only flawless people date, so any assessment on your side of what hinders them is subjective and might not even be that relevant. But it's hard to eagerly try to "plug" someone when you can't honestly say everything about them is great. And you don't have to think everything is to really appreciate someone's friendship.
>>33702959very impressive
Femanons, what does it mean when women keep telling me i'm too innocent? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>33702930I'm so fucking mad that SH and its' fandom will now be infected by pedo weeb garbage
Women i want you to suck my toes
>>33702958k
Men what female body type do you like the most? How much muscle, how much fat, that sort of thing.
>>33702949From a man with a lot of friends who are women, it depends. They all assume that I’m good romantically with women because “so much women love to be around you, who wouldn’t want to date you!”, but they don’t realize I suck at flirting or “game” because I never tried with them.Although, I’ve never asked for them to help me get a girlfriend, so maybe if I did they’d help.
>>33702897I got banned once for saying this one time
>>33702959>He has the waist Ooh..
>>33702951Yeah, Sam Hyde simply doesn't have the tact feeling that other people in the media develop and goes over the line. Like the Hasan threat was funny at first, but he kept repeating that he wants to actually hurt him and that turned off everyone that was watching him, including the interviewer.
>>33702973unfair
>>33702970That's a twink, I have broader shoulders
>>33702971Does it matter? We can't choose.
>>33702971BMI under 30
Did the 'manosphere' kind of all apart when all of it's lead voices went off the rails? Like the boys into it are still just awful of their own accord now, but there seems to be less top down leadership now, it's stopped being about how to be men and now about following some active political movement like being a groyper or whatever else.Idk, I'm not sure how good my perspective on this is.
>>33702975>including the interviewer.That was funny though.
>>33702975How does he have such a high viewer base now? I could’ve sworn he was irrelevant but I checked his YouTube and he’s doing well. He actually has high engagement too so I can’t tell if it’s fake/botted or not.
>>33702978k
>>33702917lanky, not much muscle or fat at all. taller than me. bonus points if pale
>>33702971I want >her and nobody else
>>33702967Context matters a lot. If this is mentioned in a romantic rejection, it is a kind way to say that they don't get any sexual vibes from you and that makes the idea of something romantic/sexual with you awkward. If this is in response to a story you tell where you gave someone the benefit of the doubt or something, it is probably a kind way to say you are/seem naïve and could end up disillusioned if you don't realize it yourself sooner or later.In general being innocent is typically thought of positively but by saying you're TOO innocent the implication is apparently it does not work out for you.
>>33702984That looks like a little boy got his head photoshopped onto a white guy gym goer.
>>33702941Sounds like me but I do basically live off of chicken rice and broccoli >>33702919RIP, have a good shift broMeanwhile it's my day off so I'm just chillin >>33702895Ya it has pretty colours >>33702875Bro got a month made for him, pretty baller>>33702807Your mom
>>33702971Big boobies, big butt, a bit of a tummy. Not super muscular but also not a weak looking twig.
>>33702993first straight man answer for now
>>33702971Uh I like different types desu so long as she is pretty and nice I don't really careBut I guess in the abstract swimmer bod is hottest
>>33702972Just saying but flirting isn't really necessary, a lot of couples sort of form organically because you are around each other a lot (same social circle, same class, same workplace, neighbors) and you realize you both like each other. Some people really like flirting but a lot don't and would be happy to skip the game for the reward. So it could be that (some of) your friends realize, they are just also aware it is more a hurdle to meeting and impressing new people than it is to doing well in an actual relationship.
>>33702991feel free to google wonho
>>33702983Hell if I know. Last time I saw him in the media was the Elon Musk vid and the fight he had.
>>33702826>Granted i don’t go to clubs or bars oftenThese are pretty much the only places I've been hit on kekI met my ex at a bar
>>33702971offseason track athlete build
>>33702964I appreciate your well thought out response. I do understand what you mean, but would you necessarily have to eagerly plug someone? I mean like you said, its not just flawless people dating, but if you believe they'd be a good partner to someone and you think they're good people wouldn't that be a good enough reason to plug them? I mean it isn't like the person you're plugging them to would be flawless either right?>>33702972Yeah I have a similar problem, I mean I'm a hermit now but when I had friends, I was in the same position. I don't know if it would have been inappropriate to ask for help
>>33702958nta but saying latinos can't be short and broad is kind of hilarious. that's like, their most common body frame (even if many are fat not muscular)
>>33702991nta but>little boy got his head photoshopped?? why does he look like a little boy to you?
>>33702777You look normal bro just get a haircut and trim your eyebrows maybe
>>33703000Do you like men with the faces of boys? Are you a nonce lady?
>>33702985Finally, someone.
>>33702971I don't have any specific one, I kind of like anything that isn't extreme. Buff girls that aren't bodybuilders, skinny girls that aren't anorexic, chubby girls that aren't obeseIt's more about how they present themselves, I like alt/goth girls most
>>33703010its either a faggot or an autistic assexual femcel with pcos.
>>33703010ego soothing requires the infantilization and emasculation of asian men
>>33702971My favorite is a slim, not too skinny, not too much body fat, small fit, bubble but girl. At least 5’7 height wise.I’ve tried with skinny girls but I’m like 6’2 220 and I feel like a power imbalance kills the horniness in me
>>33703015meant for >>33703012
>>33702975Unrelated, but who are the most niche political streamers, commentators... you watch anon?
how do I get a skitarii gf?Girls, do you know any?
>>33703012i don't even like wonho. i was just showing the body type (muscular or broad) exists on asian men
>>33703017Small tit*, bubble butt*I don’t necessarily care about fitness. Obviously it’s healthy and great for future body strength but I’d hope you care about your diet
Should I learn a bit of Spanish if I'm dating a latinx woman? Would that be cringe for a whiteoid?
>>33703020That looks cool
>>33702971See >>33703020
>>33703023You should learn Spanish just because it’s cool to know more than one language .I learned Chinese and I never visited a massage parlor. But I do love moon cakes.
>>33703020sign up to be a servitor attached to her :)
>>33703023If her and her family speak it then sure
>>33703000i like this body too bad it's an asian man
>>33700621>>33702688
>>33702991All roidtrannies have disproportionately small heads compared to their unnatural bodies
>>33703006>but would you necessarily have to eagerly plug someone?Depends on the situation. Like if I were with such a friend somewhere and they struck up conversation with a girl clearly digging it, I would never have issues fanning from the background like giving set ups to make good jokes or loosely referencing a story that brings up something he's good at or something interesting he did. At that point all's fair and I'm just rooting for my friend to get laid or even more.But if I actually approach a female friend and suggest someone she should go on a date with, it's different, even if I am totally secure the guy would never pull weird behavior on her (guilt tripping, playing hot and cold, you don't always know what someone's worst behavior specifically in dating is), I would still worry that if she saw nothing in him, she would be offended I thought they might be soulmates and question me on who I actually think she is. In a case like that I would definitely feel like I could tell someone this is a catch I have for her (and the other way around, of course). As for thinking they would make a good partner, the problem is what I am thinking of is mostly guys who are honest, kind, mature enough about responsibilities, eager to date and learn. But they are also guys who have very palpably never been engaged much emotionally in their life (lack of relationships and distant family relations, lack of real intimate friendships) and they can't exactly show off their own assets. On a date when asked why you should date them, they'd go "I'm a decent guy". If they also struggle with conversation or overtly showing interest and enthusiasm, the fact that I think ultimately this guy has a great character and everything you need to prove a good partner over time, does not translate into anything a friend would see let alone recognize as attractive. And then they have to take my word for it that if you've known the guys for years he's really pleasant in his own way...
>>33703021>asian men can take steroids insightful
>>33703033I think you've hit the nail on the head
>>33703035whether or not they take steroids, isn't relevant to the question i was answering, nor is it something i care about
men would you take steroids for me?
>>33703013I <3 lanklets
>>33703026>>33703030Fair points
I feel like a chump for not just doing steroids and taking adderall all the time. Feelsbadman. At least I don't need ozempic but if I were fat I'd also feel like a chump for not using that. If I were smart I'd just constantly be bugging my parents for money for down payments and doing drugs. I know women like when guys do those things if it benefits them, but *I* don't want to do them, even if women like me less because of it.
>>33703043No, I'm not having a heart attack for anyone.
>>33703043there are drugs i would take for you but not steroids, at least not the typical kind
>>33703043You like shriveled up raisin balls?
Why is incest porn so popular in India?
>>33703048what kind?
>>33703049Steroids in this day and age with proper drug cocktails to mitigate side effects basically have no downsides.All the >ooooh noooooo, these young youtubers are taking so many drugs, they'll be dead by 30!shit you see is 1000% cope.
here's that muscular broad korean you wanted kek
>>33702708Just get a husband who does daily laundry and cooking lol>>33700621What was the context kek
>>33703051Not Indian, but I think the fantasy can be hot, implying it's B/S, cousin/cousin etc, similar age grouping. M/S, D/D isn't to me - the reality is likely extremely fucked.
>>33703000men is this naturally achievable? do you think his waist is small or not?
>>33703046>I know women like when guys do those things if it benefits them,Still waiting to benefit from all the moids taking steroids, adderal, ozempic... Any time now.
>>33700669MBro has more rizz than meI like sealsAnyway cat maybe>>33700718You waving goodbye on a boat out to sea
>>33703056He looks kind of gay.
>>33703057>Just get a husband who does daily laundry and cooking lolI don't want a husband who does those things, I want to do them. >>33703056His body looks really good, I'm not sure what you're >implying
>>33702672Sweat
>>33703067Yum
>>33702990In both contexts, but I had some girls telling me after flirting with me (at least i think they were trying to flirt with me), telling me i look like some movie star or some famous dudeSo what should I do instead? I feel that if i act any other way i would end up loathing myself and the women as well
>>33702981I think the whole man thing has fallen off.
didn't format it well, i'm going to die now
>>33700822M, I used to think I was ace, now I realised I'm prolly just traumatised lolBut yeah maybe I guess. 27yo virgin and meh about it. Don't masturbate that often either
>>33703071>me when migrating a timestamp field from one database to another.
>>33703065he's a skinny bogged manlet who uses gear and photoshop make himself look like a retarded freak
>>33703051It's always aunties, too
>>33701061Maybe don't do that Mr. Moid hands
>>33703069Specifically the flirting example just makes me think it was a way to call you clueless. Not meant to be sincere critique but more making light of it going over your head.You shouldn't try to force yourself to act in a way that feels wholly wrong. But it's up to you to find the ways you can change and still feel like yourself. For example, maybe you would never recognize flirting right away and pretending otherwise is hopeless. But if a girl tells you "that was a compliment, you're too innocent" you might still be able to respond with something like "yes I'm rather innocent so thanks for making it clear because I actually do love compliments" and then a cheeky grin. Flirting is more of a vibe than anything else, anyway, if it feels really bold and exciting for you to do then people will usually pick up on it as cheeky even if what you actually say isn't in any way graphic.
>>33703054Still shrinks your nuts
>>33701067It's too hot and my boss would complain>>33701151M, yeah I'm really shy, I have no choice at work but to act like a normieMy go-to used to be alcohol, then I realised that was bad so I try to just remind myself it's all in my head and fuk what the haters think
>>33703077I have eyeballs and I saw those legs. Quit being a little jellyfish.There is a fat fetishing femanon. Idk where she went tho.
>>33703077nta but anon is >>33703000 naturally achievable? do you think his waist is small or not?
moidtogans want ONE THING.
>>33703034I agree about being concerned that the guy is sort of representing you in a way, but I think you're putting a bit too much responsibility on yourself with>I would still worry that if she saw nothing in him, she would be offended I thought they might be soulmates and question me on who I actually think she isIt's next to impossible to know if people would be soulmates, it's all about chemistry. I don't have any experience so maybe I'm naive but I wouldn't think that at all if I were in the position of the woman in that scenario. I think its fair to list some pros and cons of someone you might be trying to set someone up with, get any major red flags out of the way>they can't exactly show off their own assets. On a date when asked why you should date them, they'd go "I'm a decent guy"Hmm, honestly I wouldn't know what to say either, at least not as a catchall. I'd have to know a bit about the person I'm talking to first. Personally I think a lot of my pros to some people could be cons to others, and I get too lost in the logic of it. But as long as that wasn't the icebreaker I think I could handle it
>>33703043If you knew where to get them or provided them yourself then maybe, I'd have to do more research
>>33703082>take steroids>woman might actually see your smaller than otherwise nuts (not true btw, but we can pretend)>don't take steroids in 2025>no woman will ever date you and nobody other than your doctor will ever see your very normal and natural nutswow, what a good trade-off based on your imaginary side effect that isn't real in 2025.
>>33703090I do honestly prefer boobs in tight clothes to cleavage
>>33703090Starbies? Yaaaaa
>>33703090I don’t drink coffee
>>33701215M, no lmao I slept like 5hrs last night and 2 the prev>>33701257She needs to eat >>33701325They should daemon maxx instead>>33701335Who needs the gym when you can walk around smoking cigarettes and drinking
>>33703090I prefer flat girls tho
>>33703096Have you measured your nuts before/after?
Take a moment to absorb in the fact that Trisha Paytas is married and has kids and you're not, anonWhere did it all go wrong
>>33703043If she doesn't like me at my natty, she doesn't deserve me at my roidy
>>33701355M, ye, mint or bubblegum>>33701509Clock? >>33701591Have a funeral>>33701613I have no idea but I've had the same thing
>>33703087you have eyeballs and you think you are a hot stacey. you need jesus and specsavers.
>>33703030>If her and her family speak it then sureGood morning saar!
>>33703104aren't those the same thing?
>>33703088i dont give a shit its a photoshopped faggot
>>33701688What's wrong with a pan>>33701707Idk I take things one day at a timeHalloween will be lit thoMight also go abroad for a week or so>>33701755No lmaoEven the idea of pissing in a bottle is gross to me>>33701820Holy
>>33703103Unfortunately for me, Women's standards aren't shit.
I saw her while walking across campus today but we didn't acknowledge each other. I was rushing to a meeting so I guess it's understandable to be locked in.Anyway I still plan to leave later to meet her at the bus stop.
>>33703108Normally I can see why you think someone is pajeet but what about my response made you think that?
>>33703109No? foids still think The Rock is natty
>>33703103The pornstar millionaire that talks shit on youtube? I can't imagine a reason why she'd be married..
>>33703113i don't care if it's photoshopped, i'm asking if it's possible homo
>>33703096yeh tiny nuts are preferred on twink bottoms like you
>>33703065>want to do them.Then go do it miss lazy bones
>>33703090I would love a pumpkin spice latte now that it's autumn, and yes a cute asian salarywoman wife. Her boobs are unnecessarily big, but I won't complain.
>>33703091Honestly I think you are right and that I probably feel too much responsibility for such a scenario. But the thing is for me I do need a lack of mixed feelings in order to get that zest of energy and motivation to make the plan and follow through with it. If I get all those nagging what if-voices in the back of my head, that's difficult. Although I should also add that nobody ever asked me this and I would definitely at least consider it seriously for anyone I cared about.I think an issue is also that I have always known a lot more men who were just looking for a relationship and basically open to most/anyone initially, whereas the single women I have known were always either adamant they were not ready to date/should focus on themselves until they fell in love again despite not looking for it, or they had a very specific idea of exactly what kind of man they were looking for. I know women get a lot of flack for that on here but society also puts a lot more pressure on women to not just date anyone but look into something with real long term potential. As for the question, the issue is mostly that if a guy is unable to articulate himself well when it comes to emotional or personal stuff (like what makes you a decent guy), it is pretty much a dead giveaway that any kind of talking about deeper motivations, needs, your background and how it shaped you etc will be hard with him. This is a real hurdle in a relationship because any conflict resolution is hugely dependent on how well you can both communicate and reflect. Plus a lot of women are just romanced easily by language, a guy saying stuff that shows him to be romantic, thoughtful, intellligent etc is just incredibly attractive. So I guess it matters less that you have a concrete answer and more that you can reveal more of what a relationship with you would be like. So that can mean talking about what you think a good relationship would look like, rather than listing stuff about yourself, too.
>>33703090I'm a moid and this is a very accurate picture representing my generalized wants
>>33702075Thanks anon you too <3Any voca requests before I go home btw>>33702181Based song
>>33703119I had to look her up just now - isn't she also trans? I don't know if that is just internet people making fun of her or not though.
>>33703119>millionaireTouché!
men i have no knowledge of muscles, natty, roidy, steroids, proteins or whatever
>>33703131It is trolling because her kids all have bullshit names that only a white woman would think of.
>men only want 1 thing
>>33702357That's nonsense tho lol>>33702420>or handheldI'm gonna speedrun crash team racing PS1 on my R36S at the pub whether femanons like it or not
>>33703080Yeah, I could never come up with that, if someone tells im too innocent you'll just say "thank you" or something like that. Being any other way is too stressful for me.So basically, im a walking mattress to women?
>>33703133okyou don't have to get specific but having basic knowledge of physical signs of roid use is helpful
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33702563BasedI loooove EE blonde>>33703136What is she holding
>>33703135>her kids all have bullshit names that only a white woman would think of.This.Why do they do this?Jet is not a fucking name!
>>33703143*reflexively tries to pull away, stops when i realize i cant without hurting myself*
>>33703136>animes shit>forced insert of shit taste into threadno. fuck animus you're as bad as footfags
>>33703133Good, neither do I desuAll that shit is for white collar office nerds as far as I'm concerned
>>33703129Do an ENTJ impression?
>>33703140But you could now that I told it to you. Feeling awkward in a situation a hundred time is still the first step to feeling less awkward about it. I don't know how old you are but getting too nervous to flirt is incredibly common for young people and for most it absolutely does go down. At some point you just lose the youthful energy to give so many fucks all the time. And taking baby steps and pushing your own boundaries is how you get there faster. But again only you can know for yourself where baby step ends and where forcing/impossible begins.
>>33702770>Says the fag who mindlessly rebels against traditions like an angry boy having a phase.That's goth girl
What would make you feel like you had a good fulfilling life. I genuinely can't think of anything.
>>33703143*spots the tranny*
>>33703147*pulls*
>>33703090>99lbs>4'10>H cupsWhoahttps://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Miri_Hanai
>>33703144>What is she holdingThat's Johnny.
oh to have a bf who ropes footfags...
>>33703136Pedophilia??
>>33702997It was a retarded question that means nothing at all.
>>33703152Im 28, and it doesn't make me feel awkward, i think it makes them feel awkward because I can't really tell if they are just being nice to me or more, and i don't like taking chances
Pick a number from 1 to 27
>>33703156what am i even holding on for, actually. this thing has caused me no end of trouble, and i would sooner be rid of it. i hope you make good use of it, i certainly havent. *detaches it and escapes*
>I pounded her in the ass last night for disobeying me and now she's baking me cookiesfoids why are you like this
>>33703161ok keep thinking about getting cucked
>>33703157>99 lbsBreh... her breasts gotta make up at LEAST 15% of her weight
>>33703167it's almost like people lie about these stats but people pretend she's at like a professional boxing weigh in.
>>3370316327
>>3370316320
>>33703159They deserve a slower death.
>>33703163M13
>>33703164Wait, come back, now it's useless
>>33703163okay. Now what?
I took a day off hoping to sleep in but my parents scheduled contractors to come in to replace the balcony door. So since 8am I've been hearing hammers and drills. I shouldve just went to work...
>>33703169nta but what are you saying?
>>33703169NTA.Cope
>>33703166The ideal gf/bf questions have been asked thousands of times. Come up with something original, fucking tard. It's like asking anons what their favourite colour is, it's completely pointless.
>>3370316311>>33703165I deliberately had dinner late to see if he would hold my face and throat while he fucked my mouth. Going to have to up the brat level.
>>33703172On Mars, gravity isn't strong enough for hanging to break the neck. So they make the family members pull their legs to speed up the suffering.
>>33703154>What would make you feel like you had a good fulfilling life. I genuinely can't think of anything.Getting aggressively pegged by Rhea Ripley
>>33703182i replied with mine before and i wanted to ask back, sorry for not being here since 7 years
>>33703183>I deliberately had dinner late to see if he would hold my face and throat while he fucked my mouth.But did he?I want a brat gf to put in her place
>>33703184I'm confused, why did you bring Mars up?
>>33703184Maybe Elon is only 99.99% shit
>>33703146I think it's becoming an increasing issue with wanting too much personalization. But at least they have a few to pick from to go by if they feel like it. Eventually we're already at screen name names. It's only a matter of time before some white woman names her boy Boogie2988.
>>33703190He did not. How to be more bratty?
>>33703191I'm saying we take the footfags to Mars and hang them there, without their loved ones.I'm also quoting Red Rising.
>>33703191I'm NTA btw. (I'm also trans).
>>33703162If you're already 28 I'm going to double down on my advice and say that at your age it is less likely this will just go away and that makes it all the more important to keep pushing your own boundaries in your own time and on your own terms.. but still doing it. I get that you don't like taking chances but realize if you never take any chances you might not have taken a risk but you also have a surefire outcome of nothing.
>>33703165Guess what? I'm not
>>3370316328I mean 22>>33703151https://voca.ro/13UwAIVqnBDH
>told my sister I thought she should have a self-defense firearm because I want women to be able to defend themselves against the crazies out there>sisters, mother, all upset with me nowwell gee.
is it safe to believe most guys would like a girl who acts a little slutty around the house sometimes as a way of getting him in the mood?
>>33703176the having is never as good as the getting, is it? i hope you learned something today. *reattaches it aggressively*
>>33702691How would I know
>>33703154I would feel that way if I died today. It's not really about having accomplished anything in particular because I haven't, definitely nothing remarkable for my time on here let alone a whole lifetime. But I would feel like I lived the time I had true to myself, investing a lot in the things that truly mattered to me (friends, hobbies/interests), and not taking being alive for granted. I don't know what else I could ask for in terms of living a fulfilling life. I don't think it is tied to any milestone or goal reached.
how are transgenders supposed to ask the opposite genders
office politics are so fucking annoying, holy shit. what a gigantic waste of fucking time
>>337027283? I don’t think I have that many. I’m quiet and respectful. Mostly. The bad things are the only things I am consistently
>>33703207I don't believe men anymore. Going to take a long time to rebuild trust
>>33703125>Although I should also add that nobody ever asked me this and I would definitely at least consider it seriously for anyone I cared about.I'm glad that it would at least be considered, I feel a bit better>the single women I have known were always either adamant they were not ready to date/should focus on themselvesThis is the problem I face myself, coupled with not being the type to be overly pressuring for romance. >So I guess it matters less that you have a concrete answer and more that you can reveal more of what a relationship with you would be likeAhh, I see. When you put it like that I can think of a response much more easily. The difference being that one is persuasive and one is simply a statement or perspective. I wouldn't know where to begin with a persuasion, but I have an idea what I'd be like as a partner. I think I'd be a good one, if given the opportunity
>>33703207Because, when I fall for you, there'll be no one else in my mind but you.
>>33703203Kek
>>33703213I thought you were a man
>>33703203>https://voca.ro/13UwAIVqnBDHPerfect kek
>>33703204>"i don't want to tell the whole story so i cherrypicked the details that make me look good" award
>>33703218welcome to leztoga
Tears well up in your girlfriend's eyes."I'm sorry for what I did to you," she whispers. "Please forget about me. I'm a terrible girl."She runs away.You cry out for her to come back.She does not.You never see her again.
>>33703216That’s what they all say and there is no guarantee you’ll fall for me
>>33703205Yes please
>>33703205Ya that sounds kinda hot>>33703204I'm anti-gun but if I was in America I'd get a bloody gun desu Someone should've just shot that bellend who killed the Russian girl
>>33703183>>33703195>I deliberately had dinner late to see if he would hold my face and throat while he fucked my mouth. Going to have to up the brat level.>How to be more bratty?So is this what I'm missing about women? Is this why they keep choosing the "bad" boys? jfc
>>33703203kek2
>One chance at life>Born non-white male in AmericaIt's so over.
>>33703205Only if she's in the mood and it's gotta be the kind of slutty I like
>>33703232she would be doing it because she is in the mood and wants to do it. that's like, the signal.
>>33703231Move to the UK, Sophie loves brown dick
>>33703222Depending on what she didI would not cry out, I would pursue her, or find her another time
>>33703231Haven't you heard, being non-white is like a super buff in America. It's only being dialed back in these past few months.
>>33703235I wasn't sure if you meant doing it like as a favor or something so I had to clarify
>>33703222where did i go wrong? can i reload from an earlier save point. could mentioning horsegirls have been a mistake?
>>33703205What if he's already in the mood, and decides to ravish you right there?
>>33703241then it worked
>>33703223No, but if that's the case I'd let you know and let you go. The only thing I've ever known my loyalty to are the ones I've loved.
Do guys think leanbeefpatty is hot or is she too muscular?I guess she can still be hot AND too muscular, but you know what I mean.
>>33703209/lgbt/?
>>33703236I know a girl called soph married to an indian lolThey seem happy tho
>>33703228If you're after an obnoxious gf maybe
>>33703195That's too bad, but to be fair I don't know if I'd facefuck a girl just because she gave me dinner late either. I dunno how to describe it but there has to be an implication that you're defying me as a test and there also needs to be an implication that you want to be disciplined sexually.My old female roommate was a brat but everything "bratty" she did was based in sex so it was obvious she wanted sexual retaliation. Whether it was grabbing my ass and calling it her "squeeze of the day" or her watching gay porn on my computer when I gave her permission to play Overwatch to see how I'd discipline her. I think it'd be harder for me to tell a girl wants sexual retaliation over the belatedness of dinner in a vacuum.
>>33703246yeah
>>33703245She is attractive and fit but ye maybe a bit butch
>>33703215>This is the problem I face myself, coupled with not being the type to be overly pressuring for romance.Yeah this just really does suck. Just a few decades ago it also used to be a lot more commonplace for people to just hang out together including mixing friend groups or individuals tagging along, that creates a situation where you can talk and meet new people with less pressure than a date but more room to socialize than a classroom or workplace. That has just become a much less common thing unfortunately, even as a student most of my female friends had pretty packed agendas and would meet friends only for a coffee and catching up, no lounging around and meeting new people.And of course dating apps should be perfect for meeting people actually interested in relationships, but it is next to impossible to judge quickly who's promising there, the way you would in real life. >one is persuasive and one is simply a statement or perspectiveExactly, also because you should not feel like you have to persuade anyone. You want to meet a person who is naturally, sincerely taken with who you are - natural compatibility, where you just relate to how someone else looks at the world.
>>33703245shes not ugly but she isnt hot she looks finethe amount of muscle isnt the problem either but its distributed in a gymmy way i dont find super attractive
>>33703209Nobody knows if you're a man or a woman if you don't namefag.There really isn't much genital inspection confirmation in this thread.Nazis can't complain in a land with no law.
Women in my life actively make fun of me for still drinking Monster. I can understand that in theory but THEY ALSO DRINK ENERGY DRINKS, they're just like weird trendy flavored ones instead of the older original stuff.Why are women so mean to me all the time?
>>33703220their argument was that guns are bad and that I must want people to get shotI told them I would be ok with the creepos that might assault them getting shotI'm at a loss, really.
>>33703231Blackpiller's Paradox:If you're white and can't get laid, it's because women only want the BBCIf you're non-white and can't get laid, it's because the only dating rule is JBW
>>33703203Terrific OC, great job.
>>33703245The guys my age that I know all find her crazy hot, myself included
>>33703259i would never judge you for pressing your lips to an older monster's thick tip and letting it empty itself down your throat until you feel lightheaded...
how does atoga feel about face fucking?
>>33703245I think she should get short bangs and lean into long face with less round glasses. Like coraline spider mom.
Dammit we reached image limit. Stupid website allowing for 2000+ posts on an image board but only 150 images.Fine, whatever, Guys, this youtube video around 5:22, does being abnormally stacked make up at all for the rest of this woman's appearance or does it not matter at that point?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyfjeIfU7-0
>>33703269if i have to give oral it's the only way i'd want to have it ideally
>>33703203LMFAOHoly fuck, I'm dead
>>33703259I somewhat agree, monster seems childish next to the more sophisticated red bull.
I need a nap with a man or ill kill myself
>>33703255I need to get some sleep but thank you for your insight anonI don't currently have any friends regardless but if I'm able to make some female friends like I had before I'll feel at least a bit more confident to ask for assistance once comfortable
>>33703259You posted the answer, Monster is a boomer drink
>>33703269MaleNot into doing the fucking but would gladly be fucked this way
>>33703269Scary and too much, men shouldnt do it
>>33703279bye bitch
>>33703274I'll make a new thread in 270 seconds if you guys are patient
>>33703269Not for me, my gag reflex is so sensitive it is a struggle to keep it from playing up during regular blowjobs. I can't take the guy thrusting "back" let alone getting facefucked.
>>33703283Basado
>>33703259I like the teas. Everyone is on a fake sugar trend rn like we didn't see what happened with fat free foods 20 years ago.
Is it true that if you want a women whose good at sex you have to date promiscuous women?
>>33703269MI Don't want to like actively make blowjobs uncomfortable for the person giving me one. However I am a fan of the 'facefucking' where you actually rub your dick on the girl's face. But I've never done it to a girl, it just looks good when I see it.
>>33703283Like in a gay way, a pegging way, or a face sitting way?
>>33703262White guys have no issue getting laid. Whites are all fakecels. Just dont be fat applies to white guys.White guys who are unemployed can easily get a hot rich asian girl making 200k in tech or a hot jewish girl in banking. I see it all the time.
>>33703280You're welcome, that's good to hear! Have a good night.
>>33703286Can you use a really cute wholesome image as the OP instead of ragebait like is sometimes used?
>>33703279you need to be outside getting a man not napping you dumb hoethis is your problem
>>33703274>Dammit we reached image limiti'm sorry, that polizei image was very important to me
>>33703269Extremely hot, I want to see mascara running and make up ruined
>>33703293The latter two, yesHer preference which one
>>33703269F, no thanks, I'm farsighted, so I'd have to keep my glasses on and I don't want them broken
>>33703245Looking at her from the video from 7 days ago, I think she's hot AF. Absolute sexo. also has a pretty voice and a likeable personality. I like her aesthetic choice, her face and hair is very pretty. I get juvenile urges to pull her hair. would wife if I could
>>33703274She honestly seems pretty sweet and cool I'm sure some guys would date her
>>33703291>a women whose good at sexWhat does this even mean? Guys cum in under 30 seconds just from taking my top off.
>>33703298ass so fat theres no space for more images
>>33703291what, did you think some women were born with an innate talent for sex?? lmfao. virgin fetishists are turned on by naivety and incompetence, so they can feel like a big man who can "teach" a woman how to please him. in reality virgin sex is always awkward and weird
>>33703291That is how skill acquirement works.
>>33703200Is it really that bad? I was thinking I could be fine with that. I never imagined myself getting engaged, my goal would be getting as much money invested and see where I could go from there by the age of 35.
I learned there is a surplus of 50 million Indian males under 30.Women, how does this make you feel?
>>33703311Makes me sad there isn’t a surplus of white men
>>33703308Men want a perfect sex goddess BUT also a clueless innocent virgin. And they get mad at us for not fulfilling their contradictory desires.
>>33703307need polizei big ass bf who puts a limit to the images i can post
>>33703291Yes and no. It is definitely possible to be inexperienced or even a virgin and still be a great lover, over time or even right away (if you are very naturally sensual, enthusiastic, loving, in touch with what you want in bed). At the same time of course the women that don't really like sex that much or have issues aorund it will be overrepresented in the older female virgins and/or the women who consistently said no to sex when opportunities arose/never sought it out. At the same time there are women who are very promiscuous but only ever cared more about the thrill of the chase and ego boost than about the actual sex, for example. So the other way around, if a woman has had a lot of sex (partners) there's better odds that she is quite sexual, but it's not a given and because you only try with one person at a time, you can still lose out. Basically there is a correlation but your mileage will vary and you can't make assumptions for a single person based on these larger patterns.
>>33703279OK. Invite me over. I love naps.
>>33703274I don't think it matters at that point. If a woman is nice enough and I knew her well enough I'm sure that my blinders would turn on. It would have nothing to do with her breasts.
>>33703306>if women want to find out if they're good at sex, they have to date other womennot sure how to feel about this
>>33703311India is about to be hella gay and rapey.Men will wear buttplugs in fear.
>>33703313I like girls with experience
>>33703291No, being "good at sex" really just means "in tune with what they like and good at quickly learning what the other person likes". That means it's easy to teach someone how to be good at sex. It's only ever taken me like a couple of weeks to turn a virgin into a sex goddess.
>>33703321i have dated other women, but me being good at eating a girl out and kissing a girl isn't the same as sucking dick or kissing a dude
>>33703322That's not why I wear it
>>33703313I want a clueless but enthusiastic virgin who's willing to learn everything sexually with me
>>33703274There are guys with monstergirl fetishes and they would probably love this.That came off as mean, She seems really sweet.
>>33703329never settle, please remove yourself from the genepool by never settling
>>33703310I mean if it's not your dream to date or even have a family some day, it might not be, maybe not even at all. But the people who legitimately derive most of their important life enjoyment out of sources outside of other people (so work, or a combination of stuff like work, hobbies, religion) are a minority. It's better if you struggle with romantic relationships but not with having deep, long friendships. But even then you should realize that your friends will get older and move away/settle down and have kids and be much less available to you. So then you should still either be prepared to put yourself out there and seek a whole new group of friends, or to have a lot of time to fill and enjoy by yourself.If I were you I'd ask myself what you want to do with your money if your plan succeeds. If the answer is something like, traveling the world for twenty years, then you fucking go. But if you are hoping to get a cute girlfriend and settle down rich in your mid or late thirties, you should realize even if you are rich and accomplished women will expect you to carry yourself around them well, and any awkwardness there is now will read worse when you're ten years older.
>>33703313I don’t think most men want a clueless innocent virgin. Judgement aside, I think most just want a girl who hasn’t fucked enough men to fill a college lecture. But yea, most virgins suck at sex.I think the hang up is that people think low sexual partner women have less experience and less ability to please, but my ex who had dated 2 people before and had little casual sex was actually pretty good at sex.I mean, it comes down to who do you think will be better at sex, a someone who sleeps with the same person like once a day or someone who sleeps with someone different once a month? Because technically the first person had more sex but the second person had more partners.
only women should be allowed to mention virgins
>>33703279Are u sure, I might hog the sheets>>33703276Glad you liked the dumbness I better go home soon so if you got any more dumb reqs Also I miss atoga karaoke D:
>>33703322They will likely emigrate and rape women outside their country
>>33703329Wow that's literally me>>33703334Remove yourself from the genepool by waiting forever for the perfect 10/10 gf until you die
Women have you ever cried wolf about sexual harassment/assault?
>>33703312there is
>>33703312whites are going extinct.
>>33703336I can't imagine having high enough standards that virgin sex is unsatisfying... if I get to touch boobies, it's a win for me
>>33703345exciting! happy to do my part and procreate with nonwhites
boob jiggle
>>33703327But there's some overlap in skills, right? Kissing is mostly the same, and it's good to have a high lung capacity...
ugh, time to leave the stinky thread
Thigh jiggle
>>33703342Not a women but I’ve seen it happen. The first situation the women regretted sleeping with the guy but it was consensual. The second they were both very drunk at had sex. The second one is murky, because the guys reputation got destroyed but I don’t know if drunk sex (where both people are very intoxicated) is rape. At the party where it happened they both seemed naturally into each other despite being drunk but I won’t say she was in the wrong.
>>33703342No
>>33703339How do you contain an indian man? Shouldn't you want to import single women with rape fetishes?
>>33703342I'm not imaginative enough to make up something that didn't happen, so I literally can't>>33703349>>33703352*bounces in my chair*
>>33703347are you white?
>>33703353Its not rape unless you think women are more innately retarded than men and less capable of consenting drunk
>>33703298I'm glad you posted it. You should post it again in the next thread.
>>33703356>How do you contain an indian manYou can't...the hoards have invaded canada and australia and uk.its over
>>33703360really?? <3
>>33703364definitely
>>33703350no, trust me, there isn't. i'm a little confused by the breath holding part since that isn't required by any of those skills? but sucking dick requires suppression of gag reflex, care about where your teeth and lips are. eating pussy is way easier and all about tongue movement. kissing girls is gentler.
>>33703336Because, naturally, If you have high libido or interest in sex, you’re going to sleep around. There’s no such thing as a high libido person who doesn’t try to have casual sex, let alone a high libido 21+ year old virgin.
>>33703336>But yea, most virgins suck at sex.In what ways?
>>33703357>*bounces in my chair*Stop my heart is racing just thinking of femanon thigh jiggleFemanons are too cute
>>33703365i will!!
>>33703366Damn, now I'm nervous to come out as bi, my skills won't be as useful with other women as I thought :(
>>33703368Idk, I have high libido in my manic phases but I can sort it out myself, I usually weird out the people I interact with too much to actually have sex
>>33703372good girl
>>33703363Man, what are we going to do about this?
>>33703361>>33703359True. I mean, I believe 99% of women’s stories about rape. But because most people “believe the victim” without second thought, some false accusations will slip through the cracks.But it’s why I don’t sleep with people who seem passively or casually interested in me. I need high enthusiasm , whether it’s upfront or subtle.
>>33703373if you are a woman, eating pussy is inherently easier because you know how to find a clit. men have no frame of reference like you do, they don't know how it feels or what they are looking for at first.
>>33703357I would kill my entire family to be your chair
>>33703378NTA That's how it should be, I can't imagine sleeping with someone who isn't very adamantly into me.
anons, what's the opposite of dominant and sterile?
>>33703342No. I never experienced sexual assault, and mostly felt embarrassed that I got sexually harassed so I did not tell anyone except for my dad once.>>33703163F. 13.
>>33703366I can't breathe if I go deeper than a certain point in my throat. Is that not true for everyone or is that just me?
>>33703386submissive and contaminated?
>>33703380hmm I guess, but so far men haven't seemed confused about that... but then again, I might have guided them, I honestly can't rememberI'll just explain I'm a newbie and hopefully other women will understand
>>33703335Alright I get it. But would I even get started?
>>33703386Recessive and fecund
>>33703342no
>>33703334I think it's sweet, It's something I'd cherish >>33703341Want to get together then?
>>33703337Virgin moids, what were you like in high school?
>>33703290Are you trying to imply that you are not on the fake sugar trend? The monster rehab tea line is full of artificial sugar.
genderwhat other websites do you use?
>>33703399Sure, I'll just crawl through your screen in a few minutes, plz make sure there's enough room for me to fully emerge on your side (about 5 feet/155cm)
>>33703402other whats?
>>33703401I quit them tho. But they are good. I was trying to relate with you, meanie.
>>33703402flooked at my tabs and apparently mainly wikipedia
>>33703396>>33703390i hate you both, ungoonable
>>33703402Xitter
>>33703378Pretty much totally agreed, every single case of rape I've heard of has been 100% plausible and convincing but I accept that there are probably some cases where an insane woman falsely accuses someone. I have to imagine it's vanishingly small though>But it’s why I don’t sleep with people who seem passively or casually interested in me. I need high enthusiasm , whether it’s upfront or subtle.This, but, not from a rape perspective, just from like a...why the fuck would I want to have sex with someone who's "letting" me fuck them?That's not just common decency (although it is common decency), that's just.......why would you sign up for awful sex?
>>33703402F. Currently, youtube and twitter.
>>33703409I'm ugly irl so I knew that already
>>33703402RedditTumblrPornhubOnlyfans
I’m a genetically preselected alpha male. You may now swoon, women.
>>33703402MTotally Spies Underground jkIdk various old websites and forums and weird things
>>33703402FI go here, play daily NYT games, watch LPs on youtube, and that's literally it
>>33703405Perfect height for me to throw around, I mean it seriously though, if we like each other I'd find it fun meeting up, see just how much we have in common
>>33703269F. It's pretty hot.
>>33703417thanks for giving permission
>>33703402RrrrrrrrrrrredditI wish I didn't but this website is completely fucked and nowhere else has discussion
>>33703407I'm not that anon, sorry that I didn't NTA. I love the monster rehab line, I was just worried that you were trying to avoid artificial sweeteners and just didn't know. Honestly, I wish they made them with regular sugar. I'd bet it'd taste fantastic. Looking them up, there are so many more flavors than I've seen before. Strawberry lemonade? Watermelon?? Delicious, I want to try them. I think my favorite part of the rehab line is that they aren't carbonated. I wish more energy drinks weren't.
I'm such an idiot.I finally got my looks rated online and I've been a 10/10 this whole time.Now I'm recontextualizing all the things that have happened in my life and it's clear that the problem is that I'm a complete idiot.
>>33703269M, hot in theory but as an almost 30yo virgin it scares me desuEven kissing and eating out my ex I was scared of hurting her even when she asked to pull her hair and stuff
>>33703394Assuming you meant to say where/how to even get started - I know it's vague as fuck but I can't do better than that you know your own life best and you know where the potential is for going a step outside of your comfort zone. If you want to change, any change is good, if you mostly want a relationship then for now finding a new friend or even just the kind of acquaintance you'd usually never make, will help you grow and change in ways that makes you more suitable for a relationship/more likely to meet someone or recognize the right person when you meet them. You have to put yourself out there all the time, as much as you can. When in doubt ask yourself if "future you", the kind of self you envision for when you are more accomplished, would grab this opportunity or respond a certain way and act accordingly.
>>33703269MFucking insane if you can go all the way down her throat. Jesus Christ, it feels fucking amazing when you pump past her tonsils
>>33703426okay well stop being an idiot
>>33703154I'm pretty basic. I want to stay in a happy, loving relationship until we both die at 82 in our sleep holding hands. Raise children who are healthy, happy and felt loved.
>>33703426no shit
>>33703269too violent. girls are soft, I don't wanna break them
>>33703402Myoutube, twitter and I open gmail about 50 times a day
>>33703154FReproducingBonus points for my offspring also reproducing
>>33703412As someone whose worked on this stuff, there are 4 cases for most common false accusations >A guy who is unliked or unpopular is liked by a girl. They have sex, people find out, girl wants to save face and her reputation by saying she was raped instead that she liked the ugly/unpopular/unliked guy. Usually happens in high schools or cliquey colleges >Guy and girl have sex. Guy is bad at sex and/or an asshole to the women afterwards, even if it’s consensual Woman gets pissed, accusation goes. Not sure of the reasoning for this case but it does happen.>the mutually drunk sex situation >Women just straight up lies as a form of revenge or to destroy reputation. This is usually mental illness, revenge, or for money (for rich people) But again, most rape stories are true, and these situations are exceedingly rare. If you get falsely accused, you have horrible luck sadly.
>>33703426post pic
>>33703412>This, but, not from a rape perspective, just from like a...why the fuck would I want to have sex with someone who's "letting" me fuck them?>That's not just common decency (although it is common decency), that's just.......why would you sign up for awful sex?(nta)I'd say the main reasons are convenience and/or dominance. The scenario is more common in lackluster LTRs than in actual assault.
>>33703438>Not sure of the reasoning for this case but it does happen.I could see it if you get treated like shit by the guy and justifiably end up feeling used by the end.
>>33703402MYoutube, a variety of wikis, some Japanese sites like pixiv, The Cutting Room Floor.
>>33703418That sounds so cool. How do you even find that stuff?
>>33703434Lovely..
>>33703438>luckImplying it isn't a cynical, calculated decision that targets the most vulnerable men likely to have the mob turn against them
>>33703443Oh yea, that’s probably the reason now that I think about it. Nice thinking anon.
Girls are so cuteI wish I didn't have to hate them
>>33703445Its not really cool lmao but thanksIdk being in the fandom and commenting on stuff and migrating from old forums xPI barely posted in recent times tho ): xx
>>33703449I don't hate them, but I wish they didn't all hate me.
>>33703402F, OF and Fansly to check my messages and manage my pages
>>33703452I don't hate you anon.
>>33703438I'd say part of the paranoia is the nature of a false accusation. It's entire purpose is to garner attention, so it's going to be more visible. Then if they are proven false, that story is going to spread like wildfire. The depressingly vast majority of legitimate cases are never reported, and when they are they often don't want to be a spectacle. This is going to give men a false impression of the ratio of false vs legitimate cases, simply because of what they see.
>>337031632.83829284924839292748383739202028483929284849393027482929...
>>33703402e-hentai
>>33703402giantessworld.net
>>33703459Can you express that in the form of a fraction?
>>33703455I'm trans btw if that matters
>>33703438>As someone whose worked on this stuff,What sort of work?
>>33702269
ladies, why do you act so apprehensive around hot guys
>>33703470Spending 20 hours a day in andrew tate telegram and discord groups
>>33703474Kek, it really do be like that!
>>33703457Yep. It was hilarious though a coup years ago when men would say “I need to have a written form and a video tape to showcase her consent and not get accused of rape” as if false accusations are a regular thing.
>>33703475Apprehensive how? I can feel a little shy/nervous around a guy I like.
>>33703475Because they're not used to being told "no", meaning they get angry faster if I reject their advances.
Men, what’s a dating tip or rule most people would say is bullshit that actually worked for you?For me it was not being overtly enthusiastic and holding back on texting constantly at the start of getting to know a girl.
>>33703480Yet you people keep rejecting and ghosting innocent moids
>>33703490i like how saying "no, you can't touch my bare tits" is framed as a punishment here
So, testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
>>33703492It is callous and unfair
>>33703468don't use "f" then
>>33703478I want to empathize with guys on this, since it's a legimate concern, but like... how?
>>33703479firstly, i feel like most girls i want to interact with just assume i want nothing to do with them or i'm just trying to sport fuck them so they ignore me or dismiss me as much as they can and then when i do start to get them to come around a bit (at this point i can tell they like me) they're still reserved and seem to expect me to do all the work, which feels bad, i don't want an entirely passive partner i want some reciprocation i get hot bitches and cougars that are trying to hook up or something trying to get my attention but they quickly dismiss me as well based on my not trying to fuck demeanor
>>33703455>>33703468Based if true
>>33703464Holy based>>33703276Atoga karaoke when ??https://voca.ro/1jvlIwgJRP0T
You're going to regret it if I have to be the one to make a new thread
>>33703499never be in a room alone with a maneven if you don't start rumors, other people might
i may not like men anymore
>>33703444>The Cutting Room FloorHoly.based, I used to chat to drx on IRC and ROM hack obscure games lol
>>33703508Y
>>33703510disgust
>>33703509I love reading about and imagining all that could have been. So cool.
>>33703501Are you sure you do not act like a fuck boy? This seems to be an issue with you acting like a player more than you being hot.When I was single and looking, I liked hot men who treated me well (duh), but if a hot guy acted like a slut I did not tend to entertain him too much and definitely wanted him to pursue me harder to show me he was serious about me.
>>33703512Yeah it's super awesome stuff, I used to get such a rush out of finding unused assets
>>33703515>>33703515>>33703515>tfw your boss comes in the room when you're about to bake the new thread
>>33703455why do you want to send foot fetishists on mars then?
>>33703518https://voca.ro/1DQMeT3RvlCk
>>33703475>>33703501>firstly, i feel like most girls i want to interact with just assume i want nothing to do with them or i'm just trying to sport fuck them so they ignore me or dismiss me as much as they canYeah, I've been guilty of this. I had a coworker like you once, so I've seen it happen. He didn't know why it was happening to him, though. He was genuinely shocked when I mentioned off-hand that he looked like a model. I was shocked no one had told him before. I figured it was obvious.Are you looking for advice or did you want to ask some more questions about what's going through a girl's head?
>>33703518holy kek
>>33703508Welcome to the club. Do you plan to try women, or just die alone?
>>33703516>Are you sure you do not act like a fuck boyi don't think soactual (mid af) fuck boys seem to get more pleasant responses for their corny ass schtick what would you describe as acting like a player? i ask for just a little reciprocation to help get to know each other because i know a lot of women will just quietly go along with things right past sex and a relationship when they're not really sure about someone but i feel like a lot of these girl are holding out for me to try and woo them or something but i don't do corny shit for anyone until we're a solid item
>>33703518https://voca.ro/11sX83J8r2QS
Im glad we have QT back making vocaroos :3
>>33703548>what would you describe as acting like a player?Guys who lead with flirting, who show immediate and overt interest without knowing me at all, who try to get a date fast, and once on a date the guys who will try to sleep with me fast. Also having a reputation as one who asks out a lot of women, has casual relationships, fucks around, parties a lot or tries to flirt with a lot of women.
Femanons, any help for this permavirgin in deciphering the meaning?>Get a like on Hinge>She liked my dress vest pic where I joke I'm not Amish (I grew up in PA)>She comments something like "may not be Amish, but you're about to churn some butter">???.png>Look phrase up as I've been burned by unfamiliar slang before>Means either "jerking yourself off with both hands" or "continuing to pump after creaming">???????.gif
>>33703596SHE WANTS YOUR CUM INSIDE OF HER
>>33700577MAasimar Bard
>>33702563https://voca.ro/11hKQfMbjvKH
>>33703609But she's catholic and of polish descent, which makes her turbocatholic. Do they really say shit like this? I always thought they were supposed to be low-key and doing the whole proper courting thing. I thought it was the pastor's daughter shtick to be ready to romp.
Does anyone have advice on dealing with rosacea
>>33703575define flirting i enjoy talking but flirting isn't something i consciously do
>>33703626I'm pretty religious and I crack those kinds of jokes. I also wouldn't act on it (before marriage) though but I am ok with being sexual. Not all voluntary virgins are prudes.
>>33703626She just made an awkward joke. If she's actually uber religious then she doesn't mean anything by it. Girls are generally taught not to be forward or crude in front of male strangers. at least that's how I was raised. I'm eurocatholic but not polish so maybe that's just the culture there>>33703699based
