I'm an 18 year old virgin male and I'm genuinely conventionally attractive and dress fashionably, good haircut, jawline, height. Most people wouldn't think I'm a virgin if they saw me. But I am one so how do i get laid? I live around a lot of college towns with hot girls but I'm not in college so how do I fuck them? I'm not around any women in natural environments.
>>33703519If you're already 18 then its over for you. Don't even bother trying to act like a normal college age kid and go hang out with people your age and naturally form connections and get a girlfriend through a normal course of events.
>>33703519>I'm genuinely conventionally attractive and dress fashionably, good haircut, jawline, height.Ah yes, people say they're attractive but there's more fucking dudes that's far more attractive than you which makes you unattractive to their standards.
>>33703519>how do i get laid?Talk to women
>>33703639fuck off>>33704267>just bee yourselfgo back
>>33704950Ok. Here's real advice.Read the book "Models" by Mark Manson. Also read "No more mr nice guy" by Robert Glover. Those books don't teach you social skills so you will need to read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" By Dale Carnegie. But you may not have it in you to tell people how you feel, so you should read "Never Split the Difference" by Chris Voss. However you may find difficulty following the discipline so you should also read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius, and after you feel life has become too unfair and difficult, read "Man's Search for Meaning" by Victor Frankl.After all that, all there's left to be done is to groom yourself, go to college, network with people, get a high paying job, build up some credit score, rent a flat, go to church, and one day a girl will run into your arms and will tell you "You're anon aren't you? I've heard about you and I'd like you to impregnate me". Then you will never have marital problems with this person despite the difference in personalities, the kids will be autonomous and you will have time to indulge in hobbies, financed by smart investments in the sp500 stock list everyone knows about.
1. Be social2. Drop whatever self sabotage behavior/people you have
>>33703519>I'm genuinely conventionally attractive and dress fashionably, good haircut, jawline, height.If that's actually true then get on a dating app>muh money muh low quality women muh algoAll copes from broke uggos. If you're actually good looking and you have $100 to drop on three months of pay-to-play mode (big money for the unemployed incels I guess), dating apps are great for getting laid.My guess is you're just massively overrating yourself. Actually attractive men have women come to them, and it's not subtle either, they make it easy and obvious. Maybe be a bit more humble.
>>337035191-800-spank-me
>>33703519>18 year old virgin maleLol lmao, it's over.Also you can just talk to women and learn to know them. You can also enroll to college so you'll both get pussy and a Ph.D.
>>33706538Yuo, it's fucking over. Time to kys, OPTch, retardAnyway, just go to college, bro
>>33705526I have no car to pick girls up from dating apps, also I am embarrassed thinking of my family finding my profile on one.
>>33706542>>33706538Yeah that's the plan. But I can't go until September 2026 so I need my dick suck and fucked in the gap year I have until then. Should I just NEET in my room for 1 year until I can go to college and hopefully get laid?
>>33706983>I have no car to pick girls up from dating appsFigure it out>I am embarrassed thinking of my family finding my profile on oneNow you're just a self-defeating faggot. Just use Grindr, because I don't think you're actually interested in fucking women, plus guys will drive to you for that barely legal boihole
>>33703519>I'm not around any women in natural environments.neither are most people, we live in cities now. there's no reason to pursue tribal women
>>33707003Shut up nigga I mog you IRL you'd be bitching up IRL
>>33707032Nah, because I've actually had women approach me, I know I'm hot. I'm a 33 year old boomer now but when I was your age I'd have women from the most random places appear, give me their contact info and meet up for dates.You on the other hand, flying into a baby rage, are telling me I might not be too off the mark.
>>33707055>hadAnd it's over now while I have the milking of my penis by hot sluts on the horizon, once I get it figured out how to meet them.
>>33707070Yeah, but at least it happened, so STFU and listen to your elders who have been there and done that, kiddo
>>33707032>>33707070Wait hold the fucking phone>you'd be bitching up>the milking of my penisOH MY GOD YOU'RE INDIAN AREN'T YOU?
>>33707079No. Bitch up is common black person slang. Milking of one's penis is when you are brought to such a good orgasm by a woman your dick shoots out cum like milking a cow.
>>33706984Lol no, never just neet in your room. Go to some (free) event or something
>>33707101Yeah you're telling me what I already know, you're a brown third worlder ESL who learned English from Nig Tok memes
>>33707184Well, fine, third world sure but i'm not brown. I'm Bengali, we are pretty white skinned.
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>>33707217> I'm Bengali
>>33703519If you just want to fuck and you are a 6 out of 10 don't be a pussy and do the law of averages. Just go to a bar or a coffee shop and talk to women. Treat them like people not fuck toys. Just talk to them like a bro, act better than them and stay aloof. End the convo on your terms be masculine. I am married to a woman who is 21 and I'm 31. Just don't be a pussy, fucking Zoomers won't talk to women then hate them because yall are too big of pussies to talk to them irl. Fuck muh dating apps go talk to them in the real world.
>>33703519Read attraction isn’t a choice bt David Deangelo. Worked for me when I was in a similar situation at age 19
>>33703519>hello 4chan, I wear clothes and have hair and also have a physical shape. Why can't I get a girlfriend?Because you're boring with no personality or lifestyle, and all you care about is dumb things you can measure.If you weren't 18, you'd also be talking about your job and how you own a car and whatever.
>>33707552I'm not boring. When I used to have friends they always found me super fun to hang out with but then I moved away and now have none. I am just never around people my age since I'm out of school and my job is just old people and a couple of fat Edgars. How to find young people who will find me girls to fuck?
>>33707576>I'm not boring - I have no friends.lollike what do you even do for fun on weekends (all alone by yourself)al you've talked about is your job, and how you have a haircut.
>>33707584You seem to know what having no friends is like you're failing badly at pretending you're a normie.
>>33707668>pretending you're a normieI'm not. I don't listen to top 40 music, I don't care about sportsball, I don't have tiktok or instagram, etc.I still have specific interests, hobbies, a lifestyle, friends, and a social life.However when someone on 4chan (or on dating apps) present themselves as only their appearance, possessions, and their job - it means that they're boring and likely just sit around an empty room doing nothing for all of their free time.prove me wrong.
>>33707681 im not going to give an entire resume of my life for a 4chan post. I'm mentioning my appearance so you know being an ugly chud is not the reason I'm an incel. There's not really any way other than going to school or a part time job to make friends as a young person nowadays, so having a shit job with only old people and messicans is worth mentioning, i know going to some boomer kayaking club or whatever works for you though since you're 35+>doesn't list having a girlfriendkek
>>33707712>There's not really any way other than going to school or a part time job to make friends as a young person nowadaysthere's tons of different waysanything from going to one of those Friday night trading card game tournaments at a local game store to joining whatever combat sport gym like boxing, MMA, BJJ, etc.
>>33707751Yeah I could do that but then I still would be an incel because those are both sausage fests. Guys who go to trading card tournaments are not going to introduce you to women and boxing and BJJ costs money and gives you early onset CTE in addition to being pretty useless for getting ass. Other than male ass.
>>33707758>uhhh having friends is gay?based retardJust because there are no immediate and/or attractive girls at the nerd store doesn't mean that they don't have a sister or cousin or friend of a friend.Also should you ever get a girlfriend - she's gonna want to hang out with you and your group of friends. Having a bunch of male nerds as friends is better than no friends at all.>boxing and BJJ costs money Oh no!>and gives you early onset CTE I'm not saying you should compete in the UFC my guy, you just show up once or twice a week to hit pads and/or roll around and get to know all the faces and names there and make small talk and eventually make friends.>in addition to being pretty useless for getting ass. Other than male ass.Again, you're never gonna make it if you only look at thing as a waste of time if you don't walk into free easy pussy the second you step through a door.It's the same thing with how nerds at a nerd thing will likely have female mutual friends or whoever that aren't immediately visbile. Except that are more women in boxing and combat sports than those nerd games.It doesn't even have to be real boxing, it can just be cardio kickboxing hour group classes at the local gym.Maybe you don't care about playing cards with nerds, maybe you're not interested in combat sports.That's fine.You've yet to answer what it is you do with your free time.>im not going to give an entire resume of my lifeoh but you're willing to talk about your actual work resume
>>33707775I suspect most of the people there won't even be the autistic racist nerds I imagined but rather redditors and trannies but eh maybe youre right and I'll go to some MTG gathering
>>33707793I'll never understand someone who posts on 4chan talking negatively about redditors. Those people, as cringe as they are, are above 4chan in the social order.
>>33707801Go back
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>>33707809>18 year old zoomer telling anyone to "go back"lol
>>33703519Asking people "how do I get laid" is probably the most lowball, immature, douchebag question you could ask bro. If you're really attractive you don't need advice on getting laid.
>>33707890Nah there's plenty of people whose autism definitely overrides their looks by a substantial margin
>>33707859Not OP
>>33707962ah well my apologies to the 2015 "oldfag"
its really fucking easy man, go out partying and talk to as many woman as you can, if you are attractive and a conventionally kind person, a lot of woman will fall for you, or just let you flirt with them, sooner than later you can take ther conversation to fucking, but you need to practice a lot. Message every woman you meet, even if she is ugly
>>33707890He's a jeet>>33707918Speaking as someone with autism (technically Asperger's but German man bad so "high functioning ASD"), if a girl really likes you they'll make it so easy there's no way you'd mistake it for being friendly. You'd have to be non-verbal to miss it.
>>33703519>I'm not around any women in natural environmentsoh gee, i dunno man. what a mystery this is.
>>33704950I love how being told to talk to women makes retards here seethe, and at best they want ancillary, tertiary, and even quaternary instructions after that. >where do i meet people?>what do I say when i meet the people?>how do i know when to say that? I think it's about 40 / 60 people are genuinely autistic retards who don't understand social convention at all, and the other half are expecting some magical lifehack that takes 100% of the discomfort out of the process of trying to build a social life.
>>33708159i love all you autists who come on here trying to pick on other autists as if normies with social life are posting frog edits on 4chan advice board. you're also an autistic failure and this is why you're surprised people further question your out of touch advice.
>>33708176It makes for good entertainment tho, let the little autists continue
I'm 23 and make $200k a year without having to work a normal job and I am still a friendless virgin in the same situation as OP. If you're a zoomer you're genuinely fucked and it's over if you don't have any friends from high school and don't go to college. Young people don't hang out at gas stations or skating rinks anymore school is the only way to make a social life. I never went to college so it's fully over for me.
>>33708176>oh no i might have to face the fact im wrong and avoid doing the obvious things to solve my problems>hmm i know ill call someone on a corean basket weaving forum autistic instead!!! seething + cope
>>33708119>if a girl really likes you they'll make it so easy there's no way you'd mistake it for being friendly. You'd have to be non-verbal to miss it.h..haha... yeah... I'd have to be real retarded to miss out on it.... I mean, not me. My friend from minecraft.
>>33708159For me? it's the ones who refuse advice, and go out of their way to argue against it.
Focus on other things. Trying to have sex with random girls is a black hole
OP here, I NEETed this entire day, just sitting around at my PC, chillmaxxing in my bed, eating slop food like cookies, honestly I am thinking of giving up and embracing this lifestyle, no more attempts at becoming normal. I already do this daily but today I had a revelation it's not so bad.
>>33703519are you black? white women only fuck blacks.
>>33704950>be yourself No, anon told you to talk to women, so the opposite
>>33703519First, don't mention your a virgin to anyone even if they let you fuck them. Second, just be somewhere that hot girls are and practice talking to them. Figure out something to do that requires you to be in a campus(something legit). Make them laugh. Lol like you're making moves and are driven. Better yet, actually be making moves and actually be driven.
>>33703519You meet them naturally, mostly by hanging out with friends. You can't go to bars yet, not that that would help you anyway tho, it's pretty difficult to get women in those places.Wear your heart on your sleeve more, just be comfortable with yourself. Express yourself and don't be a yes man. Have friends. Stop watching porn, cause that's a big one and women DO notice when you're a fuckin gooner. So basically go be like a person from 20 years ago instead of a 4chan chronically-online dickbeater.If you stop idealizing women and sex, you'll be happier btw.
>>33706984Fap at home, and touch grass outside. Start running, lose body fat and improve your looks. Work out and looksmaxx.
>>33703639ThisWhat the fuck did you do all your youth? Most people get sexually active since they are 13. You basically wasted 5 years playing videogames?
>>33710709For me, I was studying all the time and battling with my inner demons. Being kinda autistic and hypersensitive didn't help either.
>>33703519You are a Nosexsissy.
>>33712237>STILL no refuting repliesAs always, the Nosexsissies have bee put in their place.
>>33703519Unless you are in top 5% of men you have to settle for betabuxx starfish sex (and you can only get that if you're in the top 33%)>>33710709>What the fuck did you do all your youth? Most people get sexually active since they are 1360% of zoomers under the age of 24 are virgins, unc
>>33712279oh good the numerologist is here to read our tea leaves and throw chicken bones on the floor to summon up some more meaningless made up numbers to worship and be scared of.
>>33712299Sorry you can't accept reality and are innumerate
>>33710709>>33703639You guys are being fuckin funny, 18 is not over. You've barely started at 18. I "only' had sex at 18 after some cringe dates and failed hookups.Now if OP was 38 rather than 18, you'd have every right to be berating him for wasting his youth.
>>33712304>realitypost your magical and most holy jpegs of graphs, oh grand numerologist sorcerer. Let us interpret their true meaning together.
>>33712314Lemme guess you're the faggot who shows up in every thread saying retarded shit about incels and posting your dumb two button meme
>>33712318i've never heard of the two button memebut anyways>40% of guys have sex, according to you>according to you as well, only 5% of guys have sexso what's up with that, where did that other 35% go
>>33703519Talk to womenBe niceExpress interest early and if they dont reciprocate move oneasy
>>33715513sounds like desperation to me
>>33707055damn do women really no longer approach you at 33?
>>33703519Women are over rated. Find a dog wife to marry instead.
>>33706984Don't be a NEET. Get a joh. It's going to be a bad job, but that's life.
