>>33703515
First for blonde girls! <3
first for blondes
GenderDo you shower at morning or night?
>>33706061ELI!!!Should i post polizei-kun again?
>>33706061QT/Daniel, is that you again?
>>33706048Yeah thanks for the warning.I remember studying specifically for that in sexology and having to respond to that nitwit making up shit out of his ass was getting on my nerve.
>>33706064M, our boiler (and thus shower cause no pressure) is fucking broken so I just have an ice bath every morning >>33706065<3Yes!>>33706067No it's your mom, do your homework
Genuinely askingDoes ENTJ have a personality disorder? Some days he is perfectly normal and most days he’s a deranged retard that will spam the most incoherent drivel for literally 5 hours straight
>>33706061You promised to never come back, QT
>>33706069Imagine getting angry at words on a screen, your blood pressure and cortisol levels must be through the roof; you’re going to have a heart if you keep posting here
>>33706068>xpandIt might not.
>>33706075OK byyye <3 ttyl I mean NEVAR
>>33706069Everybody needs a reminder occasionally.>>33706073>ice bathHow do you do it? I tried it once out of necessity and couldn’t do it at all.
>>33706073><3 Yes!Polizei-kun is so beautiful and all men should dress like him>>33706064F, both
>>33706055I'm still horny from all the horny posting last night. I want a Femanon to cum inside of again
>>33706074Most likelyAt the end of the day he’s a baby that shits everywhere and can’t handle being ignored
>>33706074Touched a nerve? About to melty? Sounds like someone needs to log off
>>33706062What a shit fucking paint job? Why is she painting the diff? I'd say powder coat the subframe, but the bitch doesn't live anywhere close to rust.>>33706064>Do you shower at morning or night?FWhen necessary, but I usually do a quick shower after workouts and an actual shower at night.>>33706084>againWho did you cum inside before?
>>33706086Thank you for being my passive income source this month, you guys are fantastic!
>>33706081>How do you do it?I'm dead inside so sitting in a freezing cold bath doesn't phase meI've also been swimming under glaciers in the pastWe need to get a new boiler though for the pipes' sake as it's almost sub 0 here some nights If you do find yourself having to do it again out of necessity though, you can always run a shallower bath and pour some boiled kettles in (or just use a bucket of warm water and a jug)>>33706082>Polizei-kunOh, I thought you meant a police girl Idk seems awkward to move around in that thing, I'd be knocking stuff over>>33706084>againYou did it before??>>33706066Eh I've never had an issue getting jobs but I can't imagine ever having sexo kek
>>33706084There’s one femanon I want to do that with…
>>33706090You are not a real mechanic please stop embarrassing yourself like this
Would it be ethical to tie up a zombie, just to fuck it?
>>33706090Why are you being a hater lol? Paint job looks fine to me. Sour grapes much?
>>33706093Nigga this is the eastern front, there is no sexo here, you are going to die
Ive heard some women think men having 0 friends is a red flag, do men feel the same about females having 0 friends too or no?
>>33706090>What a shit fucking paint job? Why is she painting the diff? I'd say powder coat the subframe, but the bitch doesn't live anywhere close to rust.never touch a car again
>>33706104Red flags as a concept is normie societal brainrot, just bee yourself
Either genderHow do you sleep? Do you use a fan? Any white noise or other audio?
>>33706107>woman working on a car I cant think of anything more dangerous and that’s coming from somebody who doesn’t give two shits about workplace safety
>>33706104>red flagSo this is in the context of dating. The question is irrelevant. A woman with no friends would never date a man with no friends because of the red flag issue.
>>33706074ENTJ doesn't make any (S)ense because he's still an i(N)tuitive sissyThe ESTJ type is where the real Alphas at
>>33706110MI keep my AC on and listen to something quiet but boring to sleep.
>>33706093>police girlnooo! my bad, i thought it was someone familiar with itmoving around it is not an issue, because it's clearly designed for non-stop sex onlypic unrelated
>Red flags as a concept is female societal brainrotCouldn't agree more.
I love femanon
>>33706104M, I don't care at all, I also don't have friendsThe only girls who show interest in me though are extroverts with lots of friends>>33706110M, I usually put in earplugs, but other than that no extrasI was homeless and couchsurfing for half a year so just having a bed is a luxury
>>33706117We win wars, by using you as soldiers.
>>33706110f, in absolute darkness and silencei always had trouble sleeping at my friends places
>>33706113>>33706121retards, it was just a way to phrase it to get the point across, u dont need to make it that deep
>>33706121Thanks I’m always right haha I gotta stop namefagging more often fuck yeah
>>33706119Rin a cute <3 >clearly designed for non-stop sex onlyWouldn't you get like carpet burn or somethingHe's got a microphone, what if your moans went to intel?
Flesh, meat, skin, lust mmmmhhhhh
>>33706129Shut up ESL non-white learn to punctuate, your third world monkey brain cannot handle this kind of critical thinking skills
>>33706110FI sleep without dreaming, I don’t use anything I like the quiet
>>33706135its not esl to use common phrasesif youre some old retard then just say so
>>33706104Since the moids aren't giving you a straight answer (pun unintended), it's important to consider why a person may have ended up friendless before you make a judgement on them.
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.
>>33706138>reee I’m too dumb to understand your argument How the fuck did you get past CAPTCHA, Guards! Seize him!
>>33706133he can turn me into dust i don't mind and i'd be concerned about the recording yeah but honestly i would die as soon as he's done with me so i wouldn't worry about it for that long
>>33706142>Mid women give me the -ickThe nigga writing this
>>33706127Bold of you to assume I wouldn't want him to sound like an angry jaguar
>>33706135His brain is made of spicy vindaloo and naan (portuguese)
>>33706097>You are not a real mechanicI guess I just dreamed those years in the Army, and my ASE patches are a figment of my imagination.>>33706101I just am really tired of seeing Sydney Sweeney. But genuinely, what's the point when that paint is just going to start cracking and flaking off as soon as you get rocks and shit hitting it? Plus, why not just pull the body to get everything?>>33706110>Any white noise or other audio?I have tinnitus from years of not using ear protection. I like ASMR because the fans do make it kind of chilly and my air purifier doesn't get loud enough.>>33706127>do you take the deal?There is literally no down side.
>>33706148this is the hottest male foot fetish content the internet can give btwgrim
>>33706148Please make pic rel indian, goodness me that would make the best thumbnail
>>33706147>>33706149Is it hornyposting hours lol >>33706152We're so cooked>>33706151Oh I didn't realise it was her lol, I don't know celebrity thingsAlso I don't know anything about cars desu
>>33706104Somebody I loved is friendless and there are VERY good reasons why she is. She drove even her long time best friend away.From my experience, people who are friendless are feiendless for very good reasons. That being said, having friends does not automatically make you a great person at all.
>>33706145why r u so rude
>>33706151>army Must be nice leeching off tax payer benefits after getting discharged only a year in service, your country hates you and wishes you died in combat
>>33706156Fuck off an die.
Would you rather be naked for the rest of your life, or have everyone of the opposite sex be naked forever and they all know it’s your fault.
>>33706126You mean we win wars and shape history, while you sit back in your makeup, useless and yapping about your Woman's Intuition, lol
>>33706129>>33706138Common phrases that 99% of women use to dismiss men en masse aren't meant to dismiss men en masse?
>another mbti has joined the chat
>>33706168MBOTH
>>33706171ntaliking mlp as a man is a red flag
>>33706168Everyone is naked, only because it’s funny that I did that
>>33706169We collect the revenue after you test out our new toys in the field, thankgod for the military industrial complex, and thank you for your service goyim, this wouldn’t have been possible without you!
>>33706171You sound like a red flag ngl
>>33706175You must have replied to the wrong post or you're brainrotted in some fashion. Go to the pony board.
anons who drink, in alcohol terms is a "buzz" considered more than being "tipsy"
>>33706179no i just wanted to see how you would react to that
>>33706178no kizzy
>>33706171>hey babe new buzzword just dropped My yatch is going to pay itself off, get back to work wagie
>>33706162>your country hates you and wishes you died in combatrude>>33706165rude>>33706158>She drove even her long time best friend awayRIPis she anxious avoidant or something>>33706167Yasmin from Bratz IRL
>wake up>No morning wood and not incredibly hornyWeird.What a weird way to start the day.I even had some kind of sexy dream last night, I think.
>>33706117>>33706169so if ESTJ is the most masculine type, then INFP is the most feminine type?
i just wabted to know if men found it weird if a female had no friends but youre all too autistic to just answer a damn normal question idk why i bother
>>33706180nah I think you have a buzz when you're tipsythey're kinda interchangable desu, like you're feeling it but you're not wasted>>33706168the former cause I have a humiliation kink jkgetting laughed at by girls in hot outfits sounds hotter>>33706175can confirm (also Rarity best pony)>>33706187INFP gang>>33706188it's not weird just less common ig
>>33706184Don't reply to me, spammer creep.
>>33706188you can't ask things to men here
>>33706184You have the lowest IQ posts just give up already, you better pray for your own sake your are hot
>>33706188You are asking a bunch of friendless incels, of course they got offended and started insulting you
>>33706187>so if ESTJ is the most masculine typeKek
>>33706188I answered, even with an example.
>>33706193i wasnt even asking it in an insulting way, i was asking it cause i too have 0 friends and was curious
>>33706168f, i'd prefer it being the opposite gender, pains me to say so
>>33706188There is no such thing as asking a stupid question, unless you’re posting it in /atoga/
>>33706188I don't even see where you asked this question.I'd think it was a little odd, but it wouldn't be concerning on its own, really.
>>33706188For starters nobody's going to believe you when you say that you have no friends. It's a quirky lie, nothing more.
>>33706162>wishes you died in combatlol same>>33706168>or have everyone of the opposite sex be naked forever and they all know it’s your fault.I'd have a lot of guys with small dicks, like >>33706162, trying to kill me for outing them.>>33706180No, a buzz is when you start feeling the alcohol. Tipsy is the precursor to getting drunk.
>>33706180Buzz is good, tipsy is can’t hold their liquor like a bitch lol
>>33706203nta but you think it's not possible for girls to not have friends??
>>33706198You’d be comfortable taking the elevator with a bunch of naked men, and seeing everytime your collegues and relatives have a bonner?
>>33706188Why don't you have any friends, femanon?
>>33706203why is it so unbelievable for someone to have no friends?
>>33706204Stop using people’s body to insult others
>>33706189>Rarity best ponynta but for me, it's the moonpone
>>33706194you think ISFP is the most feminine type?
>>33706204I like you better when you’re racist
>>33706207oh my god nevermind i misread that, i thought it was one person only, i take it back i'll be naked sorry
>>33706206>>33706209"No friends" signify different things for men and women. She still has people helping her, she still has FWBs, even if there are no "close" friends.
State gender, do you have friends?
>>33706213I'm always racist.
>>33706204>>33706213Why are you talking to yourself?
>>33706216NTASurprised you didn't bring up your chadsexuality somehow too.
>>33706216>She still has people helping her,does my family count? i dont think so, they’re supposed to be my friends besides that i have no one>she still has FWBsim a khhv two strikes
>>33706064MNight
>>33706216you either need to stop being social media obsessed or troll in harmless questions
>>33706217fyes, online and irl
>>33706212Literally anything other than analyst types are feminine because females do not posses the necessary skills for critical thinking and pattern recognition that doesn’t exist outside of their immediate basic needs
>>33706217FYeah.. but we don’t see each other much anymore. I’m too busy with work and staying inside, hehe~But im trying to make time for romance
>>33706214You’d be comfortable being naked in an elevator with a bunch of men possibly bumping into you?An your coworkers and family member seeing you?
>>33706218Goodest girl!
>>33706221You're retarded and probably a troll who only replies to negative answers.No wonder you don't have any friends tb h.
>>33706227But which is the most feminine?
>>33706217f no and i don't want them currently
>>33706229no one said i can't just retreat hermit mode if i have to be naked right??
>>33706231ive only gotten negative answers idk what u expect, what are u even mad abt?
My ballsack smells like cum
>>33706223It's a fucking stupid question. Our society, that you love so much, keeps accumulating things that women DO care about when it comes to men, and things that men do NOT care when it comes to women. Both piles are growing exponentially.
>>33706232>reeee my entire worldview must be entirely black and white extremes because I can’t understand sustained nuance Fuck off normie NPC I don’t have time for you right now
>>33706167Twink women give me the ick.
>>33706236Yeah, but you will have to bump into someone eventually.
>>33706239>men do NOT careNta, that's the only thing you've gotten right so far
>>33706239i have no idea what you're talking about and you just sound too sensible, now answer me when was the last time you bounced on it?
>>33706241She looks so cuddly but still a creepy pic nevertheless
>>33706245Weird seeing the vile creepy guy having a take on what’s creepy.
>>33706242i can just run away all the time like i'm used to do to be honestdesu
>>33706247Jeets are notorious for having 0 self awareness
>>33706247I’d absolutely do a like of coke outta her ass and call it a night
>>33706243Men care about a woman, women care about a man's status and circle of influence. What a surprise.
>>33706248this is why you have no friends kek
I want to love a woman.
>>33706251>Men care about a womanMake up your fucking mind
reminder that it's nice that some men may just say whatever they think, that way you know who to avoid
>>33706240why are you sperging out like a foid and avoiding a clear-cut answer, lol
>>33706154saar your post is redeemed>>33706192>your are*you are>>33706190seethe>>33706198would you laugh>>33706211Nightmare Moon? she was pretty bad ngl
Would you rather have 10 people forcefully give you oral, or be forced to give pral to 10 people
>>33706253absolutely
>>33706255Nothing contradictory. If you care about a person then it doesn't really matter whether that person has friends or not.
>>33706252Somebody forgot their chain of command PFC Beavers over here lol>>33706257Because it’s not a simple a yes or no answer, you are too stupid to understand this basic concept holy shit dude
>>33706217technically yes but I keep to myself unless they invite me somewhere>>33706256happy to be of service>>33706250why would you ruin good coke like that>>33706252>Ashleigh Ballshe is a ballershe also sang songs in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUbTn_C6m5I>>33706260first sounds more painful, second sounds grosserI would rather just die desu
>>33706248What have you run from?
>>33706055flat women >>> titcows there I said it !!
>>33706258Fucking KEK thank you anon this made my entire week I’m crying bro lmao
>>33706168also could I still wear an apron at work or would I have to be fully nakedI don't think that would be very hygenic desu
>>33706252that and gigachad spike were the only good things to come out of the finale>>33706258no lol, i meant lunajannies pls be gentle
>>33706264it is, you're just too foidbrained to give an honest answer, kek
>>33706267how brave
>>33706266sex?
>>33706267What does that mean? I’m flat, good or bad?
>>33706265You’ve never done coke before >>33706274I’m sorry you were raised on Brazilian vindaloo and cow shit cakes as a child, that must’ve destroyed your cognitive functional capacity
Girls, do you really have a better opinion of a man who doesn't have casual sex or one night stands?
>>33706267>flat women >>> titcowsSo you're into children then
>>33706280No. I’ve met both that are nice and good person.
>>33706280ONS is based fuck off Mother Mary
>>33706281I’m a child because I’m flat?
>>33706260>Would you rather have 10 people forcefully give you oral, or be forced to give pral to 10 peopleWhat gender are they?>>33706265>she also sang songsHood classic>>33706280>Girls, do you really have a better opinion of a man who doesn't have casual sex or one night stands?Yes, nothing cringier than people who have casual sex just because they can.>>33706273>that and gigachad spike were the only good things to come out of the finaleRight?
>>33706284It just makes you look more childish
>>33706280i don't really know what to think about it, i find it respectable but it weirds me out a bit
Women do you ever think about sucking cock
>>33706256>just bee yourself>keep adding to my bucket of red flagsHonestly, good strategy. If all of us were honest, women would become depressed for life because none of their shitty unrealistic fantasies would hold true.
>>33706262>All these thoroughly unlikeable men are friendless and alone because they just accept everyone as they are
>>33706090A girl who browses /adv/>>33706093Yeah
>>33706287NTAIt does not.
>>337062874chan pedophiles have no shame anymore, unslightly behaviour
>>33706284children are flat, but not all flatties are children
>>33706290why are you here by the way?
Women and men my bf punched the window of the car super hard last night when he was driving us home wtf should I do? One second we are just talking and laughing the next he hits the fucking window as hard as possible and goes RRRR! I slept on the couch it really scared me. He's never done that before and I didn't even say anything to warrant it we were barely disagreeing and id literally just paid for a huge dinner
>>33706290>just bee yourself Who said you could steal my posts, you have to pay me copywriter royalties now
>>33706296He loves to wallow in misery.
>>33706280Yes, manwhoring isn't attractive
>>33706289i can't focus on that right now...
>>33706297Balding manlet cope
>>33706300Speak for yourself retard lol
>>33706290I just asked you to load the dishwasher dude
>>33706287I can’t help that, but that’s why I wear heels or makeup
>>33706295So sometimes there is nuance but for him there is not?
>>33706271glad you like the #content>>33706273>i meant lunaoh rightstill would desu>>33706279>You’ve never done coke beforenot doing a line with you>>33706285>Hood classicfrfr>What gender are they?I care more about their hygeine desu>>33706297>One second we are just talking and laughing the next he hits the fucking window as hard as possible and goes RRRR!that is cray wtf did he explain why afterwards
>>33706303
>>33706305Advanced troon larp
>>33706309No I’m a woman. Why do you want me to have a cock??
>>33706288>but it weirds me out a bitbruh>>33706303what happened to trad cath >>33706305hot>>33706303getting like 2/3 DMs a day on Tinder is not impressive lol
>>33706291Holy strawman goalpost relocation, Batman.
>>33706297don't know enough about it but it just sounds like you need to start breaking up with a psycho
>>33706311Thank you
>>33706312This was literally the initial discussion retard
All these thoroughly unlikeable women are friendless and husbandless (not alone, at least when they hook up with random guys) because they just accept men as they are
>>33706311>replies to me twice both with open ended questions Keep riding my cock, whore
>>33706272>Can i wear clothes when I’m nakedNo, naked mean naked
>>33706316is this paralegal girl? what's today's fit?>>33706318who are you talking about kek>>33706319that's pretty gay
>>33706317That wasn't the initial discussion.
>>33706318Wrong thread incel
>>33706310Okay now this is definitely a troon larp
>>33706320damn that sucks in winterI could prolly do some funny tricks behind the bar though
>>33706322It was before you jumped in with your incel retardation.
i really regret paying for that super dry muffin at the airport
>>33706321Pajeet
>>33706291who are you talking about kek
>>33706329Pot calling the kettle black
>>33706318>they just accept men as they areI don't know what point you're trying to make, but this seems like a good thing. I'd like a woman who accepts me as I am. She sounds very likable.
Why do some women think that a man in his early 20s wishing to spend time with a girl thats 12-15 is creepy? I want to play games with someone who hasnt seen them before,online games and maybe even monopoly. I want to take someone to explore the mountains we have in my country etc.
>>33706327She asked if men care about a woman being friendless. The only retardatiopn here is what you're currently projecting all over the place.
>>33706318These are actually my favourite type of women, you could rape and murder them and seemingly nobody would notice
>>33706307>oh righttbf they're the same character i'm just being pedantic because i prefer her normal state >still would desudare i say based
>>33706331Iykyk
>>33706297>One second we are just talking and laughing the next he hits the fucking window as hard as possible and goes RRRR!The fuck?
>>33706334do you have the same thoughts for a boy that age?
>>33706334>a man in his early 20s wishing to spend time with a girl thats 12-15 is creepy>explore the mountainsthat lil girl getting murdered fr>>33706337>dare i say basedmare I say ;p
>>33706332I’m not indian lmyao
>>33706217M. Not anymore.
>>33706335And what happened after she asked that? Right.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33706339>>33706307He has not apologized or explained why
>>33706345What are you talking about. Kek.
>>33706188>i just wabted to know if men found it weird if a female had no friendsNo, not really. That straight enough of an answer for you?
>>33706328They have better muffins in Bangkok terminal
men, do you know that there could be multiple women here at the same time?
>>33706340That would be waaay creepier wouldnt it?>>33706341Some youtubers do have little sisters in my country and its not weird at all. Other than them looking kinda cringe. And his sister doesnt look 12-13 but hes older than me too
So let me get this straight:Women only show up in my life when I'm not looking/thinking of them/happy/working on something I feel good about. Women, how do you know? Does God just tell you to come to me in your head or what?The last gf I said I had a pokerface so it's not like I'm walking around with some selfsucking smile
>>33706351There's women here?
>>33706351Three of them are me
>>33706347>He has not apologized or explained whywell that's weird and a red flag just be honest with yourself and him about how it made/makes you feelngl in your shoes I'd probs steer clear for now unless he offers some kind of explanation>>33706351wtf that's scary>>33706352having a younger sister is not the same as wanting to spend time with a little girl wtfunless you're babysitting for a relative/friend or something
>>33706353You wouldn't get it
>>33706352Nobody has to pay me to doxx a pedo I would happily do it for free, you’re going into spreadsheet creep
>>33706347I can't help you with that one.Some men have anger control issues and punch walls and windows and things when they get overwhelmed. But going straight from talking and laughing to spontaneous punching, I can't explain.
>>33706353>Women only show up in my life when I'm not looking/thinking of them/happy/working on something I feel good aboutmeanwhile I had the opposite experience, girls only hit on me if I'm going out with another girl lolanyway idk maybe you seemed more relaxed, open and confident when single
>>33706321Yeah! Difficult to explain, I’m wearing a sheer silk poncho (see-through), soft pink micro tube top and soft pink lace panties. No judgement please hehe
>>33706351I guess, if you count both JH and korrasami-poster.
I've realized the entire purpose of the human existence is basically that men work hard to give resources to women. I know a guy who is anti-simp, and yet he lets his NEET gf stay home all day every single doing nothing. I know men who enable wives who have absolutely zero respect for them. It seems existence after 25 as a man is just giving resources to a plethora of different leeches. Where do I even fit into this world if I am not willing to play this game? I am not gay, but I wish I was at this point.
>>33706358>>33706363He just left for work kissed me goodbye and slammed the door super hard
>>33706347I hope you are safe. This is seriously messed up.
>>33706363>Some men have anger control issues and punch walls and windows and things when they get overwhelmedThis is unironically an estrogen imbalance lmao, testosterone keeps you chill
>>33706325I’m a woman, idk why you guys want me to be trans so much
>>33706365damn, you're not going to work like that are you? :p what's the occasion, or just chilling at home?
>>33706363nta but in general one should never date a man with anger control issues, they're not mature enough for a relationship
>>33706167genuinely why do you keep posting these escort bios from tinder
>>33706376Haha no! I’ve been home most of the day. That would be inappropriate. How is your day and what is your outfit today?
>>33706368I’m a man and I just work hard for myself because I love and respect me as a person
>>33706378Those are my matches >>33706375It’s time for you to stop posting, take a break from the internet dude
>>33706364I'm the poster. My last gf was gotten during my last relationship, but I had also just landed a new job and some other things were happening.
>>33706380Because nothing says self respect like begging 4chinz for attention
>>33706382>Those are my matchesCool. Anyway, why do you keep posting these escort bios from tinder?
>who wants to cancel their subscriptions in retaliation to kimmel being taken off the air>who wants to WATCH kimmel
>>33706380Aren't you digging dirt in the ocean or whatever you current larp is?
>>33706379sounds comfy <3 what are you up to?I'm alright, a bit hungover and should've slept more but oh welljust wearing navy sweatpants and sweater rn. I gotta go to work soon so'll just be wearing black shoes, dress pants and collared shirt>>33706377this, but him not even explaining it is more alarming and signals immaturity/not being able to deal with his emotions>>33706383>My last gf was gotten during my last relationshipwdym? you dumped your ex for another girl? damn>also just landed a new job and some other things were happeningmaybe you just had more aura idk>>33706386>subscription serviceslol I just pirate
>>33706382You are here crying every day. And I have to take a break because I’m not a trans person hehe
>>33706386funny but apparently he was very popular among middle aged (millennial) normalfags
>33706386No one gives a shit amerimutt
>>33706390>And I have to take a break because I’m not a trans person hehevalid
ohh to have a bf who ropes the footfags and calls out the amerimutts
>>33706389My PC is back and better than ever! I’m playing Elden Ring all day! Don’t drink of you can help it, it’s not good for you.
Is it okay if I don't go for a kiss on first and second date? Or is that a dealbreaker for girls cus I didn't make a move? I find kissing kinda disgusting :(
>>33706385Honestly I just did it dunk in incels and it worked but now I’m getting so many matches I started avatarfagging with them haha life’s good here in Chadland>>33706384Can’t let the subs go down bro
>>33706391comedian talk shows are nothing but advertisements for other performers in the industry. idk why people watch this outside of certain popular clips that make their way into people's yt recommendeds
>>33706396I would slay your boyfriend and then I would make you fuck his feetAnd then I would shed a tear, for we could have been allies against the American menace if only he had been more tolerant
>>33706362Good luck
>>33706398I can’t be with someone that see kissing as disgusting, but I don’t mind taking it slow in general
>>33706398i would have no concrete idea but i don't think it's bad at all, normal pace is fine
>>33706387I am employed yes >>33706390Okay tranny go be a mutt from the Capitol somewhere else then
>>33706398I've never kissed before a third date myself, just depends on the girl but someone who likes you will prolly be patient for a few dates at least (don't wait too long tho, eventually you have to just do it and it's never as bad as you think)>I find kissing kinda disgusting :(even with someone you're close with? once you're more intimate it's nice
Ooooohhhhhh tiny flat but perky chested Femanons... Hnnnnng
>>33706403Oh you think it’s just me? That’s where my subscribers come lmao
>>33706401>fuck his feeti never said i do not like male feet though but that does sound too much
>>33706410What now my tiny dick manlet
>>33706397I was gonna ask about your PC, glad you got it fixed! How are you finding the game?Yeah I went way overboard last night lol xP gonna take it easy today thanksdamn, so gamer girls are hot after all...
>>33706404>>33706404>>33706407The girl was a little fat and I was just looking at her face keeping eye contact during the date but it's just... I don't feel like kissing her lolAlso this was a while ago and the day after that second date she's like "I think we should just be friends"
>>33706399Namefag. They are escorts. It is embarrassing to post them as if you're proud of matching with them. Fucking everyone matches with them until they learn what they are and they learn to stop matching with girls who say they want short-term and post pics of themselves in underwear.
>>33706406So you dig dirt, like a good little piggy
>>33706389Yes I did dump her for another girl. We were going long distance and frankly I knew in the back of my mind if I met the more dream dream girl version of her I'd leave her and guess what she showed up a week after we went back to long distance YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GOD JUST CREATES WOMEN FROM THIN AIR TO FUCK WITH ME. He created one to "teach me a lesson" well consider it taught, God, now send me another one!!!!! Pleeeease!!!!!!!
>>33706278good, very good!>>33706281stop projecting you fucking weirdo why is children your first thought when I mention flat girls?
>>33706416>The girl was a little fatbruh>after that second date she's like "I think we should just be friends"sounds like you both felt the same way then lolif you didn't like her why did you go on a second date>>33706421>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GOD JUST CREATES WOMEN FROM THIN AIR TO FUCK WITH MEmeanwhlie niggas out here dying of thirst
ohh to have a bf who ropes the footfags and calls out the amerimutts and loves big boobies
>>33706398If I don't kiss on the first I assume she'll either get bored or think I'm gay. Doesn't have to be a full makeout sesh but it's a good sign if it is. It's how you gauge her attraction desu
>>33706423I went on a second date because idk like she did have a nice personality kinda but also because I don't really have options lol. Just wanted to give dating a go since I managed to get her to go on a date with me.
>>33703515The previous thread got archived rather quickly, huh
>>33706426are you a big boobed european woman? hot if true>>33706427I don't think you should force or speedrun it if you prefer to take things slowerthough in OP's case I think he just didn't really like this girl desu>>33706428that's fair enough brev but better to be single than go out with someone just because
Men why are women always hitting on me in these threads? Should I just become a lesbian?
>>33706430i'm also the virgin who posted polizei-kun 3 times
>>33706417Sorry but I like having sex with my matches, I’m sorry you get unmatched the second they accidentally swipe right on you lmao
>>33706406What is a mutt from the Capitol?
How come we get to see a man getting shot in the neck against his will but not a woman exposing her breast willingly?
>>33706440Hunger games reference, also touch grass NPC normie
Would you rather have shit come out of your genitalias everytime you’re having sex/masturbate, or have shit come out your nose everytime you seeze/laugh ?
>>33706429Based janny
>>33706432>Should I just become a lesbian?that would be hot>>33706436dream woman>>33706445the former, I'll just go monkmodelatter sounds like a total nightmare as someone with hayfever and a nervous laugh
>>33706415Haha aw, thank you. I love Elden Ring, it’s my comfort game. I’m going for Moon Sorcery this time. I know many girls that play video games
>>33706414I know what a clit is
>>33706444how do you always get the based digits every post you make is like gold in these threads
>GenderWould you rather give oral to your opposite gender parent every day, or have him/he give you oral everyday?
>>33706436I'm more into military men but polizei-kun is cute too
>>33706444What is Hunger Games?
>>33706438I'm just trying to save you from continually and publicly embarrassing yourself, it just feels bad watching you parade around these escort matches. Listen. The best way to show off is to make it look as if you don't even realise you're showing off. But you've already failed that miserably so that's out of the question for you. If you want to try and show off now you need to show pics of people who 1. look gorgeous and 2. aren't obviously escorts.
>>33706449So does my hand, you'll have to try harder
>>33706429I basically missed the entire thread kek>>33706448>I know many girls that play video gamesik it's crazysome lass kicked my ass at Garfield Kart the other day>it’s my comfort gameinteresting comfort game choice :p>Moon Sorceryidk what that is but sounds impressive>>33706452MI'm not gay and I have mommy issues so
>>33706454It's a traditional festival in India
>>33706457That dosen’t answer the question.Would you rather receive or give to your mom?
>>33706457Hehe you make a small moon and throw it at people, it’s very cool magic. Anyways, I hope you have a nice day at work
>>33706458Okay thanks. He is so confusing, he vomit words
>>33706459oh, I thought you meant different peopleuh can I just die instead
>>33706453military is cute too but complicated and i don't know about it much, i just stumbled across polizei pic once and fell in love because it's a cute mix of knight and military and i like bothi send you one hug anon
>>33706460damn that sounds crazy lol, sounds like funapparently there are 3 moon sorceries you can get? are you going for a particular one?and thank you! <3 still gotta clean kitchen and put on laundry so no going back to sleep for me lol xP but should be a chill shift (he says)
>>33706463You can die of shame afterward
>>33706432No, dykes are malebrained, but no dick to compensate
>>33706466lolwell I guess giving to my mom would align better with my mommy issues
>>33706467pretty much all femanons here are malebrained, that's why they chose the toxic male dominated site like 4chan to begin with
>>33706465Ranni’s Dark Moon, it adds frost damage. And then Rennalas Twin Moons because it explodes everything, but that is late game magic. And hopefully I can beat Consort Radahn, he is so insane.. (Hope he is right btw)
>>33706432Not a man, but sorry. When the nohomo posting escalated to actual bi flirting, I never unlearned that sort of humor. I have to understand that, even on 4chan, that sort of thing could come across as inappropriate and unwelcomed. I'm sorry for trying to force my sexuality on you and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
I'm looking for an apartment but I don't want to pay for one just by myself, so I'm looking for a roommate. I'm a guy and a girl at work who's looking for the same suggested we get one together.I'm not interested in her romantically at all and I'd like to keep dating other women. Women, would you be suspicious of a man who lives with a female roommate to the point where it'd be a dealbreaker for a relationship? I don't want to worry about this becoming a big point of contention a month into dating and have my living situation upended because whoever I'm seeing starts to worry I'm two timing her. At the same time though, I don't want to start preparing to move out only to find out three months into the relationship we're not going to work out, but then by this time I'll have to find another place to live with another roommate.
>>33706055I hate women.
>>33706474Ngl I kinda enjoy female attention, they treat me like the real charmer I am
>>33706473>Hope he is right btwhaha thank you <3>adds frost damageooh, ice queen, I like it>it explodes everythingthat sounds pretty OP lolkick that consort's asswhy you dressed sexy to play elden ring though lol? are you just fashionable all the time?
>>33706467>malebrainedGuilty as charged
>>33706452I absolutely hate this question.
>>33706475NAG but I've had female roommates (once I was the only dude with a bunch of girls) and normal people don't care about this sort of thing. Honestly if she gets funny about you having a platonic female roommate and starts making up headcanon that's kind of a red flag/bullet dodged anyways
>>33706483i am not able to see it?
>>33706479Well how big are your tits then?
>>33706487Travel size
I wouldn't mind to coop in Eldering, but I don't want /atoga/ to find my Steam profile
>>33706488I'm sorry to hear that. But I'm sure you're lovely despite the size of your chest.
>>33706485How can you not read the question?
>>33706480I try to be fashionable all the time, and it was hot in my room. And I may have taken some photos to show of my fashion
>>33706488nta but does this imply that bigger ones are supposed to stay in isolated territories
>>33706472>toxic male dominated site like 4chanit's just a slightly edgier reddit >now, the userbase was also 30% female in 2016 and that's likely only gotten higher since
>>33706495there is no question to read.
>>33706389Yeah I'm just not sure how to handle this. He told me he was crying and wanted to call into work (we are taking a huge vacation this Friday and he can't) so I promised we'll talk about it later but told him if he ever scares me like that again I just can't do it.
>>33706499nta but how could they really know about the user genders
>>33706500I don't come to 4chan to be gaslit. That's what talking to men IRL is for.
>>33706496aw, hope it's cooled down a bit nowwell I'm not complaining :phave you thought about modelling or something or is it just a hobby?>>33706503ok it's good that you spoke a bit about it at least and you laid it down, hopefully he comes aroundbut yeah I'd be dubious about going on the vacay unless he explains himself
>>33706504hiro made the statistic up for more ad revenue
>>33706504Simple, I asked would you rather suck your dad or lick your mom, and 30% said they would rather suck their dad. That can only mean that they were female.
>>33706505i get it but i was just making a joke about absolutely ignoring the existence of certain posts...sumimasen
>>33706512this is false and me and the other anon will continue to ignore that question
>>33706456I'll pound you harder you little brat
>>33706496I gotta dash anyways but happy gaming, have a great day!
>>33706509I love fashion, but it’s a hobby, something I can do from home, streaming and stuff.
>>33706518Thank you! That’s fairly close, even though my boobs are smaller but I know AI can’t imagine that.. so unfair. have a nice day!
genderswth does "paralegalbabe" mean
>>33706523paralegal *pause* babe>>33706521damn AI, can't have it allcheers, gonna wash some dishes and go work in the bar now kek, should be chilllistening to this banger https://youtu.be/M96ey2xy-CI>>33706519oh you do streaming too? that's cool, well whatever makes you happy either way
>>33706523F I don't know but she sounds hot AND smart
>>33706488That's convenient. I know women love to travel.
>>33706523https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ParalegalA paralegal, also known as a legal assistant or paralegal specialist, is a legal professional who performs tasks that require knowledge of legal concepts but not the full expertise of a lawyer with an admission to practice law.
>>33706529>>33706531>>33706533my absolute baddest, i forgot about jobs and pedos are too commonnow i'll go generate an ai pic of me being so cool and strong and clever
Once again woken up at most inconvenient time by unforeseen erection in the morningWomen dont know how hard boys have it
>>33706523It’s someone who defend the rights of ghosts
Is it a red flag if most of her instagram is of her drinking?
>>33706523>gendersOnly male.>wth does "paralegalbabe" meanIt means "pretentions sex worker with ugly feet who annoys me on 4chan"
>>33706545"Your honour, my client shouldn't be evicted just because he is deceased"
>>33706535jobs are pretty gay desu, I have to go to mine now </3post pic bro>>33706546she's probs a party girl so depends what you define as "red flag"
>>33706546Yes. More because of the instagram than the drinking.
>>33706546Red flags aren't a real thing REEEEEEEEE
>>33706533That’s what I do! I do research and investigation.
>>33706533Maybe I'm a huge snob but I never got the point of getting a job where the whole job title is "you're kind of like this really cool job, but you're a pale imitation of it"
>>33706550take care and also AI is a !!RED FLAG!! for me so i won't, sorry...
>>33706546>red flagNeck yourself.
They told me testosterone drops after 30 and i will be less horny Well they were wrong.
>>33706558I'm glad to see I'm not the only person still salty about it
>>33706561you're in the best age range to goon to megumin now
>>33706556The point of getting any job, Anon, is to make some money so that you can eat well, sleep in a comfy bed, and ideally finance your education or investment in what you'd rather be doing in the future.
>>33706561Wait another decade or so.
I'm trying ritalin, 40mg and nothing has happened yet. What gives?
>>33706564Plenty of people aim to become paralegals for their whole lives. Like that is their dream job. And I kind of get it, in that solicitors can work insane hours while barristers have to get up in court and that can be scary, but like......it'd get to me that my whole job was "like a lawyer but with way less prestige and money"
Tfw no officer husbando with a snatched waist
>>33706429you just reminded me of an assmad mod on /cm/ who used to force archive any thread that looked vaguely shota as soon as they'd hit image limiti'm not even a shotacon but it was really jarring considering how slow the board was and half the catalog was clogged with duplicate abandoned threadsthey also used to delete sonic threads for being furry but i guess they allow those now too...
>>33706561You won't reach low testosterone until your 40's at the earliest. Just because it's starting to decline now doesn't mean you are going to start seeing side effects.>>33706546>Is it a red flag if most of her instagram is of her drinking?Yes, it's dangerously based>>33706432>Should I just become a lesbian?Yes
>>33706578Is straight yaoi still banned?
>>33706578when are you planning on hitting your manic phase
>>33706513I thought I was going crazy.
mentally ill girls are very attractive to me
>>33706581nta, what is straight yaoi??
>>33706581idk i haven't been there in years>>33706582jet and surge are better green sonics
>>33706586Yaoi for straight men, traps etc
>>33706590oh alright i get itngl i'd prefer talking to a barafag than a trapfag
chadlet cock >
>>33706168Opposite gender.
>>33706590no straight man jerks off to that
>>33706599That's where you're wrong, just ask /v/ about Bridget
>>33706544I wanna know how hard he has it.
>>33706600/v/ is full of fags though
>>33706556I have that job. As a lawyer they often don’t have the time to do everything they need before presenting a case and argue in court. That’s why paralegal is a thing, it’s not a pale imitation of being a lawyer. Doing things like this is teamwork, and some teamwork requires specialized assistance. Does that make sense? English isn’t my first language. I research cases, I travel to meet with clients and do interviews with all sorts of people.
>>33706600bridget is a woman
>>33706544Waking up soaked through my panty liner is way worse than having a stupid boner. They don't require more laundry to be done.
I'm horny and salivating again
>>33706575Less prestige and less money translates to less pressure and better working conditions. Prestige is a silly thing to make your ultimate goal and as long as you're earning enough for a living you don't really need more.
>>33706544Trust me they can be shown how hard it is
>>33706600>>33706605asanagi showing respect towards women in the bridget illustration was so moe and funny
>>33706607Least hydrated femanon>>33706610>>33706602*Slaps a femanon across face with cawk*
>>33706585your favorite flavor?
>>33706608my pussy is salivating
>>33706612For real. I genuinely need to chug water when I'm like this these days.
>>33706616You dont need to make my morning erection problem worse
Since men supposedly lose interest in women after we hit a certain age, how can I ensure permanent devotion and loyalty forever?My bf says he likes older (and he definitely does compared to the usual way men act) but there will have to be a limit and he will age with me until we're just a couple in their 30s and 40s and so on. Aside from marriage and finances how can I make him completely reliant and stuck to me? I love him!
>>33706613cutters and emotionally manipulative
>>33706618Just ruin his life in court!On a serious note?Get fit. A woman who keeps her body healthy and active remains attractive well into her 40s and 50s even occasionally.And have sex all the time
taking my vitamin d tablets so my breast milk will taste better
>>33706615my cock is twitching and leaking precum
I’m so jealous of the anons who get along with each other really well.
I literally just want this one thing but most men are disgusting
>>33706621can I have some?
>>33706618Every morning sit hit down in his favorite chair, kneel before him and say "will you please let me give you a blowjob" Never ask him if he wants a blowjob make it clear that he's doing you the favor by letting you suck him off
>>33706623just be nice and you will get along with other anons
>>33706625anon i'm crying i posted picrel myselfyou need vitamin d?
>>33706618>Aside from marriage and financesThat's the purpose of those things, isn't it?>make him completely reliant and stuck to me? I love him!Have you ever heard the expression "if you love it, let it go"?
>>33706623If you are nice we can get along
>>33706618not just men women lose interest too which makes me wonder what the hell is the point in being alive, love fades eventually and happiness is a myth why shouldn't I kill myself?(yes this is about my ex again)
>>33706623I miss her, if only I wasn't a bum I think she'd have stayed with me
>>33706628oh! that was you! lolyes I need vitamin d (it's not even a joke btw)
>>33706634And if only you weren't a pathetic cuckworm
>>33706627>>33706630Not as well as some of you. Some of you guys have chemistry. I struggle to get any replies.
>>33706624omg this looks lik heaven
>>33706637Just write "F"Then break lineThen start your post
im huffing my boyfriends pillow after he went to work
>>33706639._.It feels like anons are forging real relationships around here and I’ve gotta pretend to be a girl to be liked.
>>33706617I'm just talking frankly about how annoying it is that I have to literally peel my underwear off some mornings from how wet I get in my sleep. If that's affecting you at all, that's a (You) problem.
this is a serious question to women is it true that it feels good when we hit your cervix during sex or is this something pornbrained men came up with?
>>33706618larp
>>33706637well if I'm being honest it took some practice I used to struggle to talk to other people even online, you'll get there anon
>>33706643no unpaid woman has ever claimed that it felt good
>>33706635wish i had cute gummies instead of plain tablets, maybe i'll share them when i get to try them
>>33706642At this point might sleep with a rolled towel between your legs!
>>33706643No, it feels literally sickening. It's the pain button. Fucking deep and applying pressure around the cervix can feel unique and great, though. But again, too much pressure in those fornices can also be painful.
>>33706641If you’re here to get dates, just give up. Femanons don’t really care about or even remember any guy who doesn’t use a name, and they’ll never settle for a guy from here.
>>33706648Like I said, I wear liners all the time. I should've worn actual pads last night, though.
I think i could pull a (biological) femanonT. 6'2 250lbs ogre
>>33706650There's a germanon I remember. He seemed cute.
>>33706643>something pornbrained men came up withthis
>>33706641This >>33706650. It's a parasocial thing at best for the majority of posters. Falling in love with anonymized idea of a person is easy, but following up and actually forming real relationships with anyone here is both dangerous and stupid.
>>33706652too tall
>>33706651Is there a fluctuation of this based on your hormonal cycle?What about regular daytime?You walking around office with a wetclam all the time without being aroused??Or are you aroused...
>>33706640>my face contorting in dismay as i review the security camera footage, watching my gf noserape my pillow while drilling into herself so hatefully it makes me wince
>>33706652Too tall
>>33706660>>33706657Lanklets we fucking LOST
>>33706650>>33706656I guess I should really get a grip huh… thanks anons.
ohh to have a bf who ropes the footfags and calls out the amerimutts and loves big boobies and weights more than 100kg but is not fat
>>33706652shrek 5 can't come soon enough
Tfw my gf used my pillow to get off after i went home by riding it and didnt even change the pillowcase when i was home
>>33706658I have a chronic discharge issue that can be corrected hormonally, but it fucks with other things including my cycle. So I just deal with the wetness.It fluctuates very mildly throughout my cycle, mostly in consistency rather than amount, and only slightly changes when I'm horny. But I am also horny most of the time, so who knows how that affects things. So yes, I'd usually end up with a snail trail in my underwear 24/7 if not for liners and pads.
>>33706666what a degenerate
>>33706663Don't get it wrong, it's fun to be here and talk with anons, including you. But it's just not good for your mental health to put too much stock in relationships made on 4chan as a whole.
>>33706666the dream...a possessive gf who has to leave her mark on everything you own so theyre stained with her essence and you never forget her...
>>33706646>>33706649>>33706655alright thanks for answering my question!
>>33706647I don't mind tablets but hey gummies sound good!
>>33706673Always happy to talk about my bits.
menhow long do you think you could survive if your penis constantly drooled precum even when you werent hornybut also you are almost always horny
>>33706669To make you feel better, some dudes, me included, find prospect of constantly moist pussy quite attractive
>>33706676oh well in that case I have another question uhh when you have a penis inside you can you actually feel the veins?
femanons, follow up to the cervix question ( >>33706643 ) but is it possible for a woman who genuinely enjoys pain to kinda like it still?don't make me explain what kind of pain i have enjoyed it's absolutely retarded
>>33706677Mine does leak precum when im slightly horny, and it does leave a stain on underwear and thigh, sometimes, but its not as much as to make my underwear soaked.How long I would survive?Idk i probably would get a girlfriend who cleans it right off as it happens
>>33706677I experienced this actually, I survived 1 month the first week was painful though, literally, my balls really hurt even walking around was painful and my cock was drooling like a retard all day because my gf wouldn't stop teasing me but she also didn't allow me to cum so I was constantly like not completely horny but I was leaking a lot
>>33706680forgot to say it if it's not clear but i'm not the same anon
>>33706680i'm a size queen and enjoy pain but, hitting the cervix is weird, there's an element of alarm to it, like not only does it hurt but your whole body is like HEY DON'T DO THAT. it isn't pleasant
Would you play Pokémon if it was made by Homeland Security?
ladies and gentlemen I'm no longer horny and salivating, the cummies have been shot (some of it landed on my tummy) there was a lot of cum but I have cleaned it up, thanks for reading
>jh is not aware that teasing men all day results in watery loads twice the size when they finally do cumPlaying dangerous game here
>>33706684Is it like sudden back or teeth nerve pain?If yes that would explain itI have short 6.5inch dick so its probably not a worry for me
>>33706678I understand that, and I do appreciate that men may see my physical issue as a positive in the bedroom. But how intrusive it is to my daily life does make it feel like a net negative, especially when I have to do so much laundry. I wear bulk-packaged granny panties specifically because having a ton is helpful and I can toss them without feeling bad when the snail trails inevitably do their damage.
>>33706632The blackcockpill is that you were supposed to find your life partner before the age of 21 at the latest. There's a reason all our ancestors were married by that time and why the family unit is broken in the West.
>>33706679no, pussy isn't that sensitive
>>33706663If it makes you feel better, I’ve never heard of a relationship starting off of here that didn’t end horribly
>>33706691I would buy you a lot of pairs of colorfull boyshorts panties :3
>>33706677Sounds like normal state of affairs.
>>33706693what demoralization bullshit. found my person at 31. no one under the age of 25 even knows what they want
>>33706693>blackcockpillget out
>>33706679No. I can barely even feel the veins when they're in my mouth. Even the hardest, veiniest dildos I have are hard to feel texture-wise. It's hot as fuck to trace the veins on a bf's dick with my nails and tongue and shit like that, though. So it's not like the veins go to waste.>>33706687>>33706688Ew. You can go ahead and cum, but I don't need an evaluation of its consistency and amount. That's between you and your trash bin.
>>33706654W-what did he say...?
>>33706684i think i get it, thank you anon
>>33706637That’s okay, what do you like to do when you’re not working?
>>33706693what does that have to do with what I said?
>>33706696Better than thongs, at least.
FemanonsHow many distinct moids can you recognize here?
>>33706698And how long have you been together? Humans aren't supposed to swap out each other like socks until they're too old to find anyone better and then they settle in their 30s, lol.>>33706699Never. Where do you think the original phrase comes from?
>>33706636I think being a brokie is what cooked me
>>33706709Just you, all the other posters are women.
>>33706709Hm. No one, but I know one likes Super Mario.
>>33706706>workingAhahaha… about that…
>>33706694>>33706701I see, must've been another pornbrained thing I heard then, I don't think I have anymore questions, thanks!
>>33706709I know of many, but I can't recognize them unless they bring up something we've talked about before specifically. And even then, it's hard to really connect them to other conversations we've had unless I'm explicitly reminded. I need something solid to attach a person to beyond their words.
>>33706714I think there are probably many who like Mario, what’s special about that?
>>33706701>Ew. You can go ahead and cum, but I don't need an evaluation of its consistency and amount. That's between you and your trash bin.but there was a lot it was very impressive you have to hear about this
>>33706716Thank you for your questions.
>>33706717So they need a name to be recognized?
>>33706709NAG but I've been recognized before, it's scary>>33706718not me I prefer sonic (mario is alright though)
>>33706646Big dicked anon hereYou're so fucking wrongThey are however all freaks who are either into masochism (so they like the pain) or big dicks (so the pain is validating for them) or both (this is the most common scenario)
>>33706719I don't want to hear about a guy cumming unless he specifically came for me or because of me. It's gross in a noncontextual vacuum.
>>33706708They have some uses that thongs cant replicate.>It's hot as fuck to trace the veins on a bf's dick with my nails and tongue and shit like that, though. So it's not like the veins go to waste.My cockvein next.
>>33706709only the ones i hate
>>33706725would it help if I tell you I came because of your post?
>>33706723Who are you
>>33706722It helps. As much as namefags and avatarfags get shit on ITT, it really does enable more consistent characterization. But that shouldn't really be your goal, I think.
>>33706723>NAG but I've been recognized before, it's scaryYeah.You want some femanons to recognize you, while you don't want it with others.
How do I ask the femanon ITT out? We live in the same country
>>33706702He... resisted too much teehee
>>33706725What about nonconsensual vacoom
>>33706709i can't even recognize the namefags
women be honest with me, is 6.2 inches small?
>>33706726We need a picture of a cylinder so the men ITT can draw their veinage on it.>>33706728You'd be lying, so no.
>>33706732Just ask if they want your contact info, they seem to like it and feel it’s flattering
>>33706731I think I would prefer it if no one recognizes me unless I'm name fagging of course
>>33706737How bout you come over and feel it for yourself with your juicy clam
>>33706736No
>>33706592Do you mean chadlet like he's freshly 18 or short either way based
>>33706734Save it for your hand, then.>>33706736No. It's on the longer side of the spectrum of dicks I've been with. And I've seen both extreme ends of it in clinic. Girth is half of what makes a dick big or small, though.
>>33706732meeting a femanon itt would be more dangerous than testing the trigger for a bear trap by tapping it with your footboth more immediately painful and with longer lasting damage
>>33706724i'm a femanon that asked something like that but size queen femanon was convincing, you can't defeat her, male...
>>33706730Why not. You’re recognizable as hell
>>33706741>juicy clamThis is a joke, right? Nobody ACTUALLY uses the term "clam", I hope.
>>33706737>You'd be lying, so no.shit! how did you know I was lying?
>>33706748Alright, counterpoint, buster: Who do you think it is that's using all those comically large dildoes? There's a market out there for women who genuinely like it going as far as it can
Is UncleSam a pedophile?Why don’t they release the Epstein’s file?
>>33706742>>33706745I see good to know, I haven't measured the girth though
Why don’t most early 20s relationships last? I mean, most relationships don’t last, but it seems early 20s never had a chance
>>33706752well i think they just...do it for onlyfans or something right?
>>33706750ooo FEMANON you dirty FILTER FEEDER, my saltwater biome is so DIRTY...if only i had a slutty MOLLUSC to SUCK it and SQUIRT it back to filter out the impurities....
>>33706749Literally only because I type in full sentences and I've been here a long time.>>33706751You would've said so immediately if you had.
>>33706733That wasn't me in that case!
>>33706715No work? How do you stay alive?
"meeting" the femanon"Dangerous" femanon>20 minutes later>>>/gif/29504484
>>33706759Learning they have all those eyes made clams creepy to me.
if it wasn't for you guys I wouldn't have anybody to talk to and I would probably go inane
>>33706755Nobody cares.
>>33706718I didn’t say it was special, I said I know a guy here that like Super Mario, we talked about Supermario World in particular
>>33706768Same
>>33706766Femanons are mostly flatter.
>>33706765I live with my parentsThis is depressing no wonder you all hate me
>>33706743She's dating a short guy and is coping by bragging about him here because she secrectly desires someone tall. Calling him "chadlet" is a straight up insult for someone you allegedly love.
>>33706732Haha that’s fun, what country are you from?
>>33706724you just need to find your big vaginad cinderella so it's the perfect fit
>>33706768Doesn't that mean you are kind of insane?
>>33706778>big vaginad cinderella
>>33706779yes :)
>>33706775How old are you? Are you trying to get a job?
>>33706747But the sex game can go really hard.>>33706782Well at least you are aware of it. lol
>>33706779anybody would go insane in solitary confinement or in my case being alone in my room all day
>>33706768>>33706773I wish I could express how much it means to me that I can have a consistent group to talk with, without fear of hurting or being hurt by anyone, without feeling like I'm leading people on ITT. Like platonically or romantically.
>>33706776I was dating a short guy and joked the doggy stairs at the end of my bed were manlet stairs for easier access it's called having a sense of humor
>>33706771Is that all you remember him for? Maybe I should talk about games here more often
>>33706775How old are you? Still going to education?>>33706786Depends on what came first.But being solitary is usually a choice.
>>33706767What a horrifying thing to learn. I didn't come here to be assaulted with these psychic visions. I didn't consent to having that knowledge shoved into me.
>>33706787this! it's funny to flirt with anons sometimes, I know it won't go anywhere but it's fun
>>3370678426I’ve applied but nobody wants me
sweet atoga hour
>>33706790>Depends on what came first.>But being solitary is usually a choice.is it? growing up my dad wouldn't let me go outside now I'm in my 20s and have zero social skills so I just spend my time alone I didn't chose this
>>33706790No I dropped out of college after a week desu
>>33706788Yeah, we all know you despise short men. You're scum.
>>33706766this but our positions are reversedalso those are some nice lower abs on the guy like wow wtf
>>33706794I'm 26 as well and I'm also struggling to get any sort of job
>>33706793Exactly. We're all here to find something we need and provide what we can for each other, but it's hard to not feel bad when you can't provide everything for everyone.>>33706795Alright, let me ruin it with hornyposting.Men, what was the last still image that you jerked off to?
>>33706421You're fucked up
>>33706801>Men, what was the last still image that you jerked off to?I can't post it though!
>>33706747>>33706785I'm bored and need more friends anon, it's not a sex thing>>33706777Finland
>>33706794>>33706800I'm 25 and in the same boatHad a few health issues also so my gap without work is 1 year now
>>33706804Describe it, obvs.
>>33706801Onlyfans babe that I still get messages from even though my subscription ran outShe squeezes into bras that are way too small and it’s so lewd
>>33706789Yeah that’s what we were talking about. I love vidya so I notice
I said it the other day but the divine comedy is a metaphor for lifealso the guy that made devilman (the original manga not that devilman crybaby crap) made a manga adaptation of the divine comedy
sometimes when a man penetrates a woman it looks like he's munching food
Moids stop being so depressing
>>33706807my gap is from 2019 to current day, I lost my job because of covid and tried to finish school all these years but now I need money and I really want to get my own place being here with my parents is not healthy for me
>>33706806>least autistic finnid love to hang out with you though...we could drive down to the lake and sit on a log three arm-lengths apart in complete silence until the sun goes down for the 3 hour "night"
>>33706794>>33706800>>33706807Sorry to hear that. Do you guys have education and stuff?
>>33706787Same, I'm super repressed irl
>>33706808it was anime armpit fetish stuffhere's an unrelated image of a videogame cock
>>33706798>had sex with and dated >despiseWhat
>>33706781such a way with words
>>33706816I dropped out of highschool after a literal day because I was suicidal at the time part of the reason I want to get a job is so I can finish school and also to get my own place
>>33706818I'll bite. What makes an armpit fuckable, and how can I improve my armpits' hotness?
>>33706801This IG japanese girl
>>33706818i add you to the list of anons i do not like, if you weren't there already
I should be buried on Beechey island, not forced to work a 9-5
>>33706823it's the smell and the fact that it's smooth and concave idk just shave them
Alright anons how are you celebrating today?
>>33706758NTA, Idiot.
>>33706823I once matched with a girl who was outta ma league. When we were fucking, she told me she had an armpitt fetish.That’s when I realised I was wearing a wifebeater and my armpitt where shaved on my pfp.
>>33706825why? I don't shame you for your weird fetishes
If Japan anon is still hereHow do you feel about all the white guys that fetishize you
>>33706801a photo of oosterwegel from the tokyo track event last weekendi imagined her roping me into a series of running-related bets where i progressively lose more clothes and she deliberately keeps it close so i think i can win before blasting me and by the end im just emotionally crushed exhausted and panting and she smugly taunts me for my earlier confidencemaybe you guys are right, i do need 9mm therapy. LEGENDARY captcha by the way
>>33706829Despite my incessant flirting with the femanons I'm neither bi nor lesbian
>>33706830what.. why am i an idiot now>>33706832it's because you're a man
>>33706815Thanks anon but that's just a stereotype! Finn's are pretty open when it comes to cottaging(?)
What the fuck is your obsession with feet? I don’t get it…
>>33706818cute cock
every since I was a kid my attention was always drawn to women's armpits I mean if they're not supposed to be sexy then why do they show them all the time?
>>33706801>Men, what was the last still image that you jerked off to?Does the THOUGHT of a still image count too?
>>33706837did you go to the military? how was it
>>33706839what do you think of this one
>>33706841If you jerked off to it, sure.
>>33706836>it's because you're a manoh so you just hate men in general?
>>33706821I hope you get there anon, everyone deserve to feel independent
*Sprays all the footfags*
>>33706847thanks! I'm trying my best
>>33706709None
>>33706846not really but i meant that it's mostly girls who shame others for some fetishes, sorry i'm just salty about things of the past but i will always dislike certain males that like certain stuff...
>>33706848Not one but I need that after work most days. Thank you anon.
>>33706844I have in the past by directly looking at it, but usually I just recall it in my mind and then go from there with my fantasy.It's an image a femanon sent me of her lovely ass in lingerie.
>>33706848*kisses anon on the cheek*
>>33706848>i am sexually attracted to womengood, this is very natural>this extends to their individual parts-say, a woman's hands or lipsof course, i myself love their hair>would you like to hear which part of a woman's body i especially enjoy? its...*erupts in murderous fury*why must it be like this
>>33706833Eh.. it’s mixed. Of course I like being wanted or how you say it, but it can go too far. Don’t know how to explain it better.
>>33706834The captchas often seem to know too much.
>>33706843also cutebut the cutest cock is g̶e̶r̶u̶d̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶n̶k̶'̶s̶
>>33706858captcha is australian?
>>33706853>jerking off to another femanonI'm more upset than I should be.
>>33706860cute prostitute tummy...
>>33706856anon >>33706848, if you want to defeat these monsters, i'll fight by your side
>>33706862I was thinking like mating porn.
>>33706842I wouldn't recommend it. Some of us got hearing damage from criminal negligence, also one dude got asthma. The safety culture isn't there, you do a lot of dangerous stuff and you can get unnecessarily hurt. Like it was fun, people around you and above you were alright but you can also get tinnitus or break bones so
>>33706863Have to find the right one though and build a connection.
>>33706856It's a cultural thing. Feet are generally considered unclean and lowly
i mostly just hope anons don't recognize me for my stupidity sometimes
>>33706873we can be stupid together
I think anyone who has served in the military should be hung for imperialism
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33706866In the name of wholesomeness and hygiene, we'll punish them!
>>33706873What stupid things have you done lately?
What would you say if your partner wanted to record sex videos? >If it’s only for your own consumption? >if they want to post it online anonymously? As in, remove/cutout/crop your head/face out the video
>>33706875But who's going to do the hanging? You'd need some kind of military or paramilitary force to enforce that.
>>33706868you know what they say, army teaches you to roll a circle until it becomes squareif you dont land with a chill nco+officer its incredibly stupid
>>33706876Please be more gentle with it.
>>33706879Only for his consumption.
>>33706879I'd be extremely creeped out. I don't wanna demonize people who consume porn but I find it extremely unhealthy
>>33706878things i didn't realize were stupid until they point them out
>>33706879No phones. He'd have to record it on something that isn't able to wirelessly connect to the internet. And he can't take it off the camera, he can only watch it locally on the camera.I never want more nudes of me on the internet ever.
>>33706866no, anon. it would be wrong to take up arms for such a thing. i would rather be struck down, pierced by the myriad hate-fueled spears of injustice, than to live in a world which persecutes the romantic for indulging in innocent love.
>>33706860zora women are superior in every way
>>33706875I'm from one of the few countries that still have mandatory military service and we had nothing to do with colonialism/imperialism. Everyone should be willing to defend their country
>>33706889If you realise they were stupid after it was pointed out to you there is still hope for you.
>>33706876*cums on your face*ugh I warned you about this!
>>33706876you've overhunted this territory. the dicks have become submissive and docile to your relentless grabbing, in true pavlovian fashion.
women why do you all have better posture than us?
>>33706885>if you dont land with a chill nco+officer its incredibly stupidNo, that's worse because it leads to negligence and negligence leads people into getting hurt or worse. Like anon, you're handling guns, explosives, heavy vehicles. I'm still incredibly mad and disappointment about some shit I saw, I almost lost my hearing because of dumb shit like that
>>33706879i would be alarmed, and i'm pretty shy but to be honest i'd like the idea to be able to see ourselves from a different angle and not during sexi'm not sure how to feel exactly about the posting, i'm very reserved and paranoid but sometimes i have ming dynasty unwise thoughtscropping would be ideal of course, mostly i wouldn't want it to be focused only on me for sure
>>33706900Are you saying she needs to widen her roaming territory?
>tfw no flat chested redheaded emotionally abusive gf life is so unfair
I think all women are bi and its okay to pressure them into making out with other girls even if they don't want to
My gf and I of almost two years have a good relationship. Shes been there for me through rough times and vice versa. Lately our sex life has slowed down, however. It’s usually around once a week, which may be fairly normal, but it’s been this way for awhile now despite me making efforts to spark or spice things up. I am beginning to feel a little depressed about it. She requires a lot of emotional reassurance and attention, and I can confidently say that I keep this in mind always and I regularly do my best to make sure she has what she wants and needs to feel secure. But I don’t feel like I get the same form of reciprocation, but also can’t blame or be upset with her for not feeling sexually connected. I never want to pressure her or make her feel like she’s not enough. But I do want a little more. Not saying we gotta bang 3-4 times a week but a little more would be nice. I’m beginning to feel like my needs aren’t being heard. On the other hand I feel like I have probably caused this distance in some ways. Sex has been a touchy subject in the past and I’m nervous to bring it up, because I know a lot of my ego and insecurity are involved here. Should I talk to her?
>>33706905This must be the worst kind of redhead.
>>33706906no.
nothing will ever top the original gundam compilation movies, zeta gundam, chat's counterattack and G gundam, there's no point in watching anything beyond that (sd gundam gaiden was also pretty good)
Does your partner need to have similar levels of fitness and/or activity to you?
>>33706905legends say that what you described was the last thing adam ever saw before he was seduced into biting the applewomen
>>33706908you are wrong as usual anon>>33706912huh I never made that connection... cool
>>33706911Only for sex.I can go hiking alone if she doesn't want to.
>>33706911No, preferably she's hotter than me.
>>33706911F slightly higher, I need someone that would motivate me but I'd still be able to keep up with
>>33706911i think he should be strong enough to kill me with his thrusts and i should be strong enough to just survive it
>>33706911She just needs to have some level of activity. Preferably something that she enjoys doing not just going to the gym to look good
I'm gonna go for a walk at the cemetery see you later anons
>>33706911Nah. My biggest worry is that a sedentary living ends up with the partner becoming very fat later on. But I think that can be prevented with diet and calorie watching more than fitness
>>33706920Say hello to grandma for me
>>33706920enjoy it??
>>33706920Cool, can you find the skeleton with the weirdest name?
To the (fem?)anon who recommended me the Jenny Nicholson Star Wars video; I'm about halfway through and it's amazing how mismanaged this whole thing is.But at the same time, I am also not terribly surprised about it.
>>33706920Fucking on a gravestone, again?
>>33706925Nta but I think I remember that conversation. That video was pretty insane, so much wasted potential
>>33706909I'm just helping them realize their full selves
>>33706267Respectfully disagree. I like all boobs, even if there aren't any
>>33706929some realized it already
Any goth uncles with anime legs here?
>>33706933unrealistic standards
>>33706900Okay, I will stop it for some time. But I will do it again soon
I wrote a songits calledplease let me sexpleaseeeeeeeeee*deep bass kicks in*let me have a sex with a cute girlpleasepleaepleasepleasepleasethank you*audience claps*will this work for getting a gf? or at least sex?
>>33706940ye
>>33706940>Imagine deep manly voice singing this>Dies of cringe
>>33706940death to moids
>>33706940Bahahaha
>>33706940Lol
>>33706945Feisty little kitten.
How often do you guys update your vim config?
>>33706950Wrong board, wrong thread.
>>33706901I was raised to have good posture
>>33706771I’m very flattered, anon. :) Granted we’ve talked about a lot of other things, but I still refer to you as Dark Souls lady, so it’s fair.How has your day gone?
>>33706953sorry, I regretted my decision instantly
>>33706901Back exercises
>>33706910Spoken like a man who hasn’t seen SEED still.
>>33706957Hi! now you can call me Elden Ring Lady because I got my PC! That’s been my day, just play play play. Had to take a small break to eat but now it’s play until falling asleep at my desk.How is your day?
>>33706940https://voca.ro/1fB0iKs7b1Vi
>>33706958Good.
>>33706905Redheads are legit redheaded men
>>33706758you know that's not true
>>33706958On an almost but not entirely unrelated note:Somebody added Ook to the skills competency database at the company I'm applying to. I think that's funny.
Women,How can sexless or inexperienced men not become bitter or blame women for their lack of romantic or erotic connection? I ask because most of the answers to this question are "blame yourself".
>>33706962I figured it would arrive today since it missed Friday. That's great news, and a solid plan.I stayed up late playing games again, and didn't get a lot of sleep, but I'm also not feeling that tired. I think it'll be fine.
>>3370696310/10
>>33706973I was going to mother you and say you need proper sleep, but I stayed up very late and barely got any sleep hehe~
>>33706972>blame yourselfThis sort of mentality isn't helping anyone. A lot of things are not our fault but are still our responsibility
>>33706972ok i'm not a girl but I've always wondered this: why would you blame women in this scenario anyway? is not the natural impulse to blame bad luck
>>33706925>>33706928It's truly amazing how Disney can just completely mismanage their assets like that. All they had to do was NOT make terrible choices.
>foid neighbour got yelled at by a different male neighbourThis made my day a lot better. But I haven't even noticed the thing he was complaining about kek
>>33706972Romantic and sexual connection isn't something any of us are owed. It's a bonus. And with the current state of the developed world, it's a bonus that fewer of us get. Maybe it is partially your fault. But don't blame random women, and don't only blame yourself. Blame the system that forces everyone but the rich to grind for scraps.
>>33706982Ok Karen
>>33706976You don't seem too bothered either. The sacrifices we have to make for our passions.Maybe I'll get some proper sleep after work today. Maybe.
>>33706922I don't know my grandma>>33706923thanks>>33706924all the graves are in chinese>>33706927god I wish
>>33706933I'm 26 sorry also my legs are not that thin
>>33706961I haven't watched anything gundam related yet, I will watch SEED but first I'll watch bubblegum crisis
WomenWould I look insane if I wore this in public instead of a jacket, or would you be interested
>>33706994A little bit, ngl I always wanted to wear a green one
now I'm depressed again goddamn it
>>33706992I've never heard of that one before. It looks neat.
>>33706996mwah mwah :3
Either gender.What's the most pathetic you've ever been?
>>33706997it's only 8 episodes long! it has some prequel OVA's too though apparently AD Police files is a prequel to it
>>33706994I'd assume you were going to a con or something. It's a bit eccentric but I don't really mind it
>>33706999oh thanks! that helps :)
Men I almost bought 3 pairs of underwear for $60 because they’re undyed cotton why is nice stuff so expensive
>>33706994Eccentric, but not insane. I secretly want to wear one myself.
>>33707001>only 8 episodesI'd really been wanting to check out Symphogear, but maybe I'll give this a look first then.
>>33707000I posted about it on gioyc
>>33707000earlier this year when I was too depressed to even leave the bed because my gf left me, that has to be one of my lowest points in my life
>>33707006Girl you were ripped off
>>33707009symphogear looks kinda cool, not a big fan of how modern anime looks though but that's just me
>>33707000MI had a complete psychotic break after being dumped by a longtime (eight years) girlfriend under insane circumstances (she not only had been secretly cheating, but secretly got married). I cried constantly, smashed my head into the wall until it bled, did all sorts of crazy shit like writing letters to her and trying to win her back by openly telling her I fapped to her old lewds all day long.
>>33707000not sure but i once tried to masturbate by rubbing myself on a shoe but couldn't find it appealing enough because it was not opposite gender friendly i thinkthanks for reading
Women, what's the least attractive kind of video game a guy could be into?
>>33707017I find men who play FIFA incredibly boring
>>33707017the ones you like
>>33707017hentai gamesJk probably battle royale stuff
Men, do you ever get afraid that if you start to pee Too soon before you shit in the public bathroom, the guy in the next stall will think that you usually pee sitting down?
>>33707019what about men that play final fantasy?
>>33707017platformers maybe
>>33707024I don't care what a random guy thinks of another random guy
>>33707024I don't like to think about the person shitting next to me
>>33707017PvP
if an adult tried to rape me as a kid does that mean I was a cute kid?
>>33707025That's cool, I like Final Fantasy
>>33707025>referencing Link in a PS1 gameWhat the hell!>>33707026It's over...>>33707033It means they were a sick fuck.
Is a Chinese restaurant okay for a second date?
>>33707034cool! which one's your favorite? mine is 1, 4 and 5
>>33707006>why is nice stuff so expensiveBecause enshitification. If you make regular stuff shit you can artificially put a premium on nice stuff. But also because supply and demands and because nice stuff often takes actual time and skill and effort to make.Is undyed cotton somehow nicer than regular black knit boxers?
>>33707035>What the hell!yeah it caught me by surprise too! fun fact in the nes version it's the dragon quest's protagonist grave instead
>>33707039Black cotton is usually shit because darker dye are harsher on the fabric.
>>33707026even if it's klonoa!???
>>33707036Lmfao no but go for it
>>33707017DARK SOULS. I hate that shit.
>>33707024No, that has never crossed my mind.I usually DO pee sitting down when at home, because hygiene reasons. People who think peeing standing up is somehow and expression of manly manlyness are dumb.
>>33707038I want to play more to decide, I've only played 1 and 7. 11 was pretty comfy but I only played the trial
>>33707035>It means they were a sick fuck.b-but was I cute?
>>33707040Oh yeah, didn't you play it on NES and then decide to play on PS1 too?
>>33707045I like the first game but goddamn I hate the fanbase so much
>>33707042it doesn't look as unappealing but i'm never going to find someone who plays that stuff attractive sorry>>33707045nooo
>>33707045It's not my thing either, but why hate it?
>>33707014>but secretly got marriedSomething like that must trigger an insane emotional reaction, because WTF.Hope you are in a better place now.>>33707000When I wanted to give somebody a third chance.
>>33707047I liked 7 didn't love it like most people but it was alright, haven't played anything past that one though and I haven't played 2 (heard that one is bad but I want to play it anyway) and I never finished 6 something I plan on doing>>33707050yes that's me! couldn't decide which version to play so I played both, I haven't finished the ps1 version but it feels less tedious than the nes version while still retaining some of the difficulty
>>33707042>evenWhat do you mean "even"?That thing is fucking ugly.
>>33707052>it doesn't look as unappealing but i'm never going to find someone who plays that stuff attractive sorryit's not like I exclusively play that but ok to each it's own
i've never played ff7 but when i wasn't a hermit i had a couple of instances where girls told me that i look like aerith and guys told me that i look like tifa, they weren't involved with each others thoughgenders are confusing sometimes
>>33707054Yeah, I was just a dumb kid (21). I'm good now, thanks for the sentiment.Amusingly, when I was a dumb kid (23), she got divorced and we tried dating again, and she got a secret boyfriend again.
>>33707041I can't imagine there's THAT much of a difference.But yeah, $60 dollar 3-pack underwear is just priced like that because they can.Unless you're talking fitted bras, which can get stupid expensive from what I understand.
>>33707053rollslop>>33707045Dark souls had disastrous consequences to videogames design in future
>>33707060of course i get that you wouldn't only play that, anon...
>>33707052plz rate the attractiveness of somebody who plays Mario, Sonic, or Crash from least terrible to mostthank you
>>33707064>Dark souls had disastrous consequences to videogames design in futureEXACTLY I liked demon's souls and dark souls man did it fucking ruined videogames particularly action games
>>33707065it's weird I like cutesy shit like klonoa, doremi fantasy and kirby but also like stuff like postal and hatred and silent hill
>>33706973NTAWhat were you playing so late?
>>33707000I once went a week without food or drink, because depression. I tried to go for a walk around the block. I was exhausted just a few steps from my door and had to sit down to rest on a bench.
>>33707014wow I don't think I would be able to recover from that, I'm so sorry anon, you're stronger than me for sure
>>33706963kek
>>33706064MaleNight, when I wake up
>>33707062It might sometimes be hard to acknowledge that we deserve better, so we make the same mistake again.We hope "this time it will be different".(Un)fortunately you are not alone with that, I know that too well too.Some people are just not able to have a healthy relationship.
>>33707066from most acceptable to least acceptable>crash>sonic>marioi refuse to explain it
>>33707024No I do my best to wait til I'm alone in the restroom before I shit in a public restroom
>>33707053I had an ex who was obsessed with the game. He'd rather play it than spend time with me, got mad and yelled about it, etc.
>>33707072i'm sure you're a friendly person that could get along with many, nothing wrong with that
>>33707084sonic chads keep winning
>>33706911No, I'd rather she be pretty active actually, because I would also like to get pretty active and I think that would encourage me
>>33707086>got mad and yelled about itThat's kind of the point of that game isn't it? To get mad and yell at it.
hiding i n atoga because i'm scared of the loudest thunders i've ever heard in my life for now>>33707088i'd rate sonic higher but there's too deviantart of it around, you never know who is sane or not
>>33707086kek why am I not surprised?
FemanonsIs a deadlock player attractive to you
>>33707093You probably shouldn't be using any electronics right now.
>>33707087hmm yeah lately I've been able to get along with different kinds of people, it's the same with my taste in movies, anime/manga and music
>>33707096nothing at all?
>>33707093>i'd rate sonic higher but there's too deviantart of it around, you never know who is sane or notgood point, I never understood what was so sexually appealing about sonic characters (yeah yeah I'm aware of rouge) I just liked eggman's cool robots and going fast and the music
>>33707095Total Doorman Victory
Women will attention whore online, receive 95 positive comments, then act like they get bullied or are oppressed victims because 5 comments are negative. That's how weak minded they are, and they have equal rights lmao what a fucking joke.
I really only got mad at Counter-Strike and FIFA. Idk what I would do if my gf was watching me play and I lost.
>>33707105the opposite gender is going to die after reading this !!
>>33707098If you're on mobile it's probably fine. But I would unplug my computer and router and other electronics. Thunder can ruin that shit if you're unlucky, and if it's that loud it's probably right on top of you.Also, don't take any showers.
Is it possible to be a good girlfriend if I’m ugly? Or will everything I do be scrutinized more
megaman >>>>>> sonic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mario
>>33707110yeah i'm just on laptop it's not plugged>Lightning can travel through the plumbing system and into the running water, potentially leading to electrical shock or electrocutionwhat the hell, i'd die twice if this happened to me
>>33707105>act like they get bullied or are oppressed victims because 5 comments are negativeSound like a your standard moid.
>>33707114>it's not pluggedYour wifi router probably is though.
>>33707072Not at all, I think that's pretty common honestly. I've known many girls and guys like that.>>33707073Sonic Racing Crossworlds. I told my coworkers I was going to finish every grand prix last night, and I did, and then I decided to try an online race, and I ended up racing online for about an hour.>>33707077>>33707083Yeah, my self esteem back then was in the garbage. I felt like I deserved to die and that she was the only person to give me any purpose since I'd have done literally anything for her. Looking back, both her and I were completely unhinged.>>33707113You know, Mega Man is going to be in the new Sonic racing game...
>>33707116damn i'll unplug anything then, even >>33707105
>>33707115The average moid gets three comments on his posts, one is a spam bot, one is his grandma, and the last one is his only friend hyping him up.
I should probably stop jerking off
>>33707112it is possible
>>33707098It's probably fine, but I've had home electronics ruined by power surges in the past. I'd unplug some stuff until the storm is over.
Genders do you drink coffee? 'm gonna need a third one today...
>>33707095I wish this game wasn't so laggy on my pc
>>33707118>I ended up racing online for about an hour.Are you the competitive type who gets mad at games.....
>>33707118>Not at all, I think that's pretty common honestly. I've known many girls and guys like that.every person I meet only like one type of thing>You know, Mega Man is going to be in the new Sonic racing game...another reason to get that game, I played the demo it was fun
>>33707120Just as well none of this is at all criticising him. He'd implode.
>>33707125Myes I just got done drinking my second cup of the day I usually drink 4 a day and barely eat anything
Reminder that women find 0% of men as most attractive. You could be a 6'5 firefigher with a chiseled jawline and hunter eyes and women will still rate you as mid. Not even the most insane medieval tyrant you can think of from history was as profoundly delusional as the average modern woman is.
>>33707125I get matcha and other teas, but not coffee
>>33707134someone is very upset today
>>33706972Men straight up don't do mental health work on themselves 99% of the time. You can start there.
>>33707130Cope. Men are so attention starved that they ragebait on the internet for negative attention all the time.
>>33707134Sounds reasonable. Men aren't attractive.
>>33707046Muhammed, is that you?
>>33707125Myes, I drink a cup a day sometimes two
>>33707134>6'5 firefigher with a chiseled jawline and hunter eyes Sooooo does anyone here fit this description?
>>33706994Neat
>>33707125M, no, I've never had coffee.>>33707128No, I'm too far in the other direction if anything. Somebody has to win and somebody has to lose, I'm just happy if I do my best and compete well.>>33707129>every person I meet only like one type of thingI've known a number of girls who would alternate between cute Kirby fanart and Silent Hill 3(?) gifs on their tumblr blogs. I work with a metalhead stoner who can talk equally at length about Resident Evil and Animal Crossing. It's interesting we have such different experiences.
>>33707063No there is a huge difference try buying underwear from a nameless brand, buy a white one and a black, see which ones leaves you with pieces of fabric on your dick.
Anyone My girlfiend and I have been together a year and a half. We both have some “unhealthy” attachment styles on paper but our relationship is actually really strong and healthy and we live well together. However I recently started doing some self work and I am coming to terms with the fact that I place a lot of myself worth on wether or not we’re very sexually active or I feel she’s attracted to me. Which I currently do not believe she is. But also, I’ve been going through a rough time and have not been showing up as the best version of myself. I’m torn. I want my needs fulfilled, as I extend myself for hers, but also it’s not her job to make me feel secure and I want to take accountability for myself. I just don’t feel as connected to her and she’s beginning to notice and ask questions. How do I talk to her about this
>>33707145only starcraft players with height like that here
This was so litty. I wish I could sing lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvilkLiKtA
>>33707145nta (of course) but i have a thing for firefighter and hi-vi clothes it's so retarded, so sad i'll never tell anyone irl and experience it
Bro omg imagine if women were good people
>>33707134The biggest truth bomb is that women rate attractiveness purely on what they find subjectively appealing. There are women who will say some pudgy nerd is a 9/10, or some felon with scars and deformities.
>>33707134I've seen a few attractive firefighters were I work, etc, they're all taken and only date bimbo women. Who cares
>>33707148>see which ones leaves you with pieces of fabric on your dickCan't say my $5 black boxerbriefs do that.
>>33707017Sport games. Bruh just play the sport or go watch 5d lets plays.
Why am I so exhausted
>>33707152wait for a fire to break out in a building somewhere and sneak in before the fire dept arrives so a hunk can wrap you up in his arms and carry you outor if you cant wait, just set the fire yourself and call them
Maybe it's the autism but I've genuinely never once understood the appeal of watching sports. Men can you explain it?
>>33707149>How do I talk to her about thisI'm can't even be bothered to read your post at this point. The answer is always the same:>Tell her what you just told us.
Reminder that men find 0% of women as most attractive. You could be a 4'11 Japanese cosplayer with 30% of your total weight in your tits and a thigh gap and men will still rate you as mid. Not even the most insane medieval tyrant you can think of from history was as profoundly delusional as the average modern man is.
>>33707147>I've known a number of girls who would alternate between cute Kirby fanart and Silent Hill 3(?) gifs on their tumblr blogs. I work with a metalhead stoner who can talk equally at length about Resident Evil and Animal Crossing. It's interesting we have such different experiences.to be fair this is my experience with normies, I need to meet a girl like that though! well actually my ex was like that, one time we played postal together, it was a bonding moment we beat the whole thing in one day
>>33707157EXACTLY
>>33707017defense of the ancients
>>33707160ugh this is so evil & twisted, only a twisted woman like me could desire to do this......
>>33707161>Men can you explain it?I can't. I don't see the appeal myself.Well, I was into Formula 1 for a while. It's meditative in way.
>>33707161MI don't get the appeal either
>>33707163>You could be a 4'11 Japanese cosplayer with 30% of your total weight in your tits and a thigh gap and men will still rate you as mid.OK this is just simply false.
i hate messing up my posts, i'm killing myself now
>>33707161It's impressive to see humans perform at the highest level. And it's fun to gamble.
I miss him and hate myself for it
>>33707161I like seeing athletes do physically impressive things
>>33707179See you in 5 minutes.
>>33707157i thought so but then i found out that chad would like them so i changed my idea, i'm neutral enough
>>33707163All sub5’6s are less than mid.
>>33707179Relax, these things happen.
>>33707161I'm a moid and I don't get it
>>33707188there's no hope, only a cute firefighter can save me at this point
That underwear talk got me thinkingMenYour type of underwear and color now
>>33707161Moids answer this question.Are you gay? What is it?
>>33707161Tribalism is fun, the spectacle is fun.
Straight women,have you ever been jealous over another womens body or her success with men?
>>33707194Like I said, cheap black cotton boxer-breifs.
>>33707194Boxer briefs, blue.
>>33707177Bro, people (usually with yellow fever) on 4chan call Sydney Sweeney mid every single day
psyopping the genders into being ok with sports because the idea of having sex wearing team themed stuff is cute
>>33707194100% cotton boxer briefs, dark blue
>>33707194BlackBoxer briefsDon't think about sniffing them
>>33707194Light blue boxershorts with vertical dark blue strips.
>>33707193good idea, he carries an axe so he can get rid of your headache
>>33707198no, and "success" with men is very debatable
>>33707195Why are you like this
>>33707194boxer, blue with darker blue stripes
>>33707161I dont get it either.I only watch my country play in the european and world cup
>>33707201She does look a bit dopey to be honest.
>>33707198Yea
>>33707207What would you call success with men?
>>33707206how did you know?? also i like being chopped but i didn't think to involve firefighter in it, that would feel yandere-ishnot really my type
>>33707195I already answered but keep in mind that sports go back to Rome and Egypt with stuff like Chariot Racing. Gaius Appuleius Diocles became a literal billionaire just doing chariot racing. Being talented at a difficult skill is something worth admiring.Makes no sense to me that chariot racing isn't in the olympics when we still have an Equestrian section for rich European nobility/royalty.
>>33707201she has a mid face, her body is like 10/10
>>33707215Be specific
>>33707194Well, the used to be white, if you know what I mean :•]
>>33707201Looking her up now, she has dead and soulless eyes. I can see why they'd say that.
>>33707223Yellow in the front and brown in the back, my man
>>33707218your posting style paints a picture of a harrowed young woman who treats her body like shit, so its a safe bet to assume that you have a constant low-level headacheand you are already chopped.
GenderIf you're going to be killed unless you kill a helpless person, would you do it?
>>33707216i'll sound moidy but being able to only go for ones you really want to have a serious relationship, and find ones that are respectable and attractive and take care of themselves and all of thati find it really rare, even when it's just about looks, most of the couples i see have a woman that looks attractive and a man that looks slobby
>>33707179let's commit suicide together :)
>>33707195Your insults dont hurt anymore since I found out that you are Gen X
>>33707194Mgray boxers they make my bulge very prominent
>>33707201I don't have yellow fever I just don't think sydney sweeny is cute at all what happened to having some standards?
>>33707228nah i never harmed myself or things like that and i kinda love my body but not in a narcissistic way, just have migraines>>33707234i'm calling firefighter-kun
>all these dark colored undies>the only light colored ones aren't even form fitting or are soiled Are there really no gray boxer brief anon->>33707237No way!!!!!!!
Just had a fight with my bitch cunt of a girlfriend that I despise and hope she dies in a car crash. I hope she doesn't leave me I would literally kill my self without her.
>>33707238This. She's really nothing special in the face. I see hotter blondes every day.
>>33707224This sounds like a line from a shark movie
>>33707194>>>/soc/34347521
>>33707194Mboxer briefs and the ones I'm wearing right now are grey but I'm gonna shower soon, idk what color I'll put on next
>>33707231F I'd die to save an innocent person, seems like a good way to go out
>>33707194I go commando most of the time.
>>33707231MYes, I don't want to die
>>33707243Is she a real gf you're attracted to or someone you settled for? Every practice gf pissed me off eventually
>>33707243the opposite gender would never understand us
>>33707267really real
>>33707241>No way!!!!!!!you're welcome
Men, are there non degenerate men out there? I'm willing to tolerate an overly religious normaloid if I have to
Hey maybe we could hang out sometime when you are free only if you want to?vslet's go out tonight.
genderswould you fuck rayman?
>>33707288>begging >commandinghow about just being normal? yeah, wanna go out tonight?
>>33707289he is missing essential body parts for sex
>>33707287You're not even a dateless virgin, why are you asking, dumb cunt?
>>33707289fnah man
>>33707291agreed
>>33707291wow...
>>33707293watch out femanons! we got mr. xxxdarksemennightmarexxx over here
State genderIf you had to live in a slavic country, which one would you choose?
>>33707304fhungary, bulgaria or so
I just jerked off to a video of a girl using an atari controller to masturbate
I just want an 8/10 latina to bounce on it
>>33707308ok well I masturbated to a girl screaming for 20 minutes whilst getting her ass pounded
>>33707309why 8/10 exactly
>>33707310fag
>>33707310>he watches porn with men in it
>>33707304M I sadly already live in a slavic country
>>33707293Aww what happened? Missed out on being a manwhore?
>>33707315how does that make me a fag?
>>33707317hi slovenia-kun
>>33707289MI want to grab his hands and feet and see how far you can throw them before it starts to hurt him
>>33707316>he
>>33707320fucking how?
>>33707288>maybe we could hang out sometimeWeak, indecisive, a line you say to your highschool classmate just to be polite>let's go out tonight.Short and to the point, doesn't place the burden of planning to the invitee. An all around better choice.
>>33707319anal is for lowlifes who can't make a bitch scream from her pussy or something idk now i have to ask my wife to make me a sandwich and beat her when she's done
>>33707312Because I’m 6’5, white, make good money, and I’m cool. I’ll accept a 7/10 for something short term but an 8/10 would truly make me happy
>>33707322>she watches porn with women in it
>>33707324how is the weather?
>>33707307Why?Are you spiritually a gypsy?
>>33707326sounds like dicklet cope because big dick is even more fun in ass
>>33707329I do
>>33707327and what would you do if she was 9/10 or 10/10?
>>33707331possible because I've been to hungary and it was nice and bulgaria sounds kinda based but I don't have actual arguments for either
is it possible to be free of depression or am I fucked forever?
>>33707339it's possible but it's not easy
>>33707330stormy, doesnt look good for my trip
>>33707341same, hope it gets better soon
>>33707334I’d marry her
>>33707335At what age did you get married?How many babies do you have already?Do you sometimes have a very strong urge to steal copper wire?
>>33707163only the type of moids who post here though.
Is there a singular other scandi person here? Just curious, feels like it's full on burgercity 24/7
femanons would get 100% of the men they wanted if they looked like this
>>33707346>At what age did you get married?16>How many babies do you have already?7>Do you sometimes have a very strong urge to steal copper wire?maybe...
>>33707350with this ONE trick
>>33707350have you considered that I don't want one
>>33707350i don't look like this but i've still gotten every man i wanted
>>33707350Nah
>>33707352>>At what age did you get married?>16A little late for a gypsy girl but I think you still qualify
>>33707342exposed yourself as a balkanoid too dummy
>>33707339How can you be free of something that doesn't exist?
>>33707355There are no striaght women in this thread, are there?
>>33707358yeah, I was a bit of a late bloomer, my mom was getting worried but thankfully the 43yo guy in the trailer next door took pity in me
>>33707357why would she approach him? to become his practice gf?
>>33707361>There are striaght women in this thread, are there?ftfy
>>33707361I am straight, just too mentally ill to be in a relationship
>>33707360then why am I depressed anon?
>>33707359wrong, it can be stormy in other zones too
>>33707363If she's hot, this wouldn't happen. But that's the catch-22 since hot girls don't need to approach men.
>>33707369nuh uh.
>>33707371which is why girls don't approach men, it's like admitting defeat
>>33707350some femanons are just waiting for chad also i'm not into that kind of belly
>>33707371nah. in reality, if a man actually likes you he will put in effort to be with you; but since men are desperate losers, if you approach one and express your interest, he will pretend to like you long enough to suck the life out of you before moving on to someone he deems "better".women should NEVER make the first move.
>>33707357Lmao
ctrl+f (You) +40 = climax
>>33707376I'm not waiting for chad, I'm waiting for depressed crush
>>33707362What a kind man
I want to revenge rape my ex for abandoning me
>>33707382that sounds more complicated, wish you luck
>>33707365That's a lie
>>33707384what if you killed yourself instead?
>>33707384What about trying rock climbing? Or fencing? Maybe BASE jumping?
I want to fuck and suck at least 1/3 femanons
>>33706090Sweeny simps BTFO
>>33707384do it. make him cry.
>>33707373But that's because foids are delusional about their looks and where they stand, which is how they get fucked and dumped. Imagine letting that happen in a timeline where men are most desperate for a gf, kek. Foids wanted this dating market and they're still too fucking retarded to get a good bf/good husband because they are shallow creatures and think that a Chad wanting to fuck them equals commitment.
>>33707381rookie numbers kid
>>33707222About what?
>>33707387uh huh
>>33707388sure, after I kill her first>>33707389that sounds reasonable >>33707392him???
>>33707379Not true. Men aren't hypergamous. If every man got at least a 6-7/10 gf, none of them would ever leave her. Most relationships end because of you bitches.
>>33707209Like what
>>33707372i'm keeping slovenia-kun safe btw
>>33707394*dies*
>>33706162Ironic coming from a guy named Sarge
>>33707401Hey I'm going to slovenia in a few days! Maybe me and sloveniakun can hang out and post pictures on /atoga/
>>33707393pls be more delicate nect time i am very sad and i have discovered so many sad things right now because of you i am so sad and stupid
>>33707400Barely coherent to where I can’t even tell if you were insulting us or not
>>33707409I wanna know what turns you on (Yeah, I'd like to know)So I can be all that and more (I'd like to know, yeah)I'd like to know what makes you cry (So)So I can be the one who always makes you smile
State gender.Do (You) have a FWB?
>>33707405that's cute, if i was the opposite gender i'd want to join and talk bad about foids and stuff together idk
>>33707396All women are either lesbos or asexual
>>33707235I am not, lol.
I want to find a new gf just like my ex and torture her emotionally and hate fuck her are you happy??? this is what you're making me do! an innocent woman is going to suffer because of you!!
>>33707395Why were you jealous?
>>33707413FNo
>>33707412Think you the shit, bitch?You not even the fart
>>33707419I am jealous all the time But there was this one girl who I thought was so pretty Her body was better than mine her face and her hair and she had no trouble with men and I would cry wishing I was her
>>33707399No woman will ever leave you so I don't understand why you complain so much
>>33707413Yes. I have a foid who bitch
>>33707415what a weird thing to say
I have been a little depressed and my girlfiend is starting to notice. My therapist and I are working on the fact that I tie my self worth to my sexual relationship and its frequency. Which isn’t a lot right now. But I feel all kinds of sad and conflicted and not confident. How do I tell my girlfiend this
>>33706432Yes
>>33707429Moids unintentionally telling on themselves
>>33707405why would you want to come here?
>>33706426What if I think rope is too quick for footfags? I think scaphism is more appropriate.
I wish a life of excruciating, unending boredom and dissatisfaction on all prudeanons
>>33707436To study. Also it's better than Montenegro. It's a wonderful country.
Men, would you rather have a girlfriend that dresses nice, but doesn't wear makeup, or one that dresses plainly, but wears makeup?
>>33707436He's looking for his Melania
>>33707443I want a gf that dresses nice so
>>33707443I think the former
>>33707443The one without make-up. I hate liars.
>>33707438please that's too gross and too deep of a thought, just get rid of them it's fine
>>33707431I honestly should, I just told americans and footfags to get lost and femanon is all over me
>>33707428>Yes. I have a foid who bitchSAAR?
>>33707443One that dresses nice but actually nice
>>33707449Can I watch please?
>>33707443not a man but plain + makeup would be an atrocious combo
>>33707441eh debatable. never been to crna gora tho
>>33707429The only woman in this thread that ever had a sexual thought about men is a fujo who fantasies about a twink being railed by a 6'8 giga chad.
>>33707443the former obviously
>>33707440I'm not a prude as I'm not against all fetishes. I want you footfags to die though.
I'm not saying all women are evil but I only knew evil women growing up they all used me in one way or another I hated how one of them only used me to make her boyfriend jealous, why do some of you women do this? it's cruel
>>33707458It's a beautiful country. Only problem are the people.
How can I want a boyfriend but be too scared to date
>>33707459I literally threatened a germanon I'd drain his vril and turn him into my househusband
>>33707449no way... i'm sorry anon, i'm not into girls anymoremakes sense though
>>33707466were you the guy who was talking about starting to study here on /pol/ a few months back?
>>33707471i support this anon!
>>33707473Lmao, sorry I wasn't the man of your dreams nonnie
>>33707448Fine TFFD
>>33707474No I've ever been to /pol/
>>33707470Meeting new people and being vulnerable with them is scary but the security and comfort of a long term relationship is incredibly desirableYou probably want to skip several steps to the end there
Opposite gender, it's your fault.
didn't the americans say something about the rapture happening today?
>>33707443I love women's fashion but am not into makeup so easily the first one. It would be cool if she has different styles too
>>33707459I've occasionally seen a female shotacon post in these threads.
>>33707484they're always talking nonsense
>>33707487woah hot!
>>33707480there was a guy just like you asking questions and he was from montenegro too.
>>33707304MaleRomaniaNeed vampire gf
>>33707471Are you swiss?
>>33707477it's ok i know i shouldn't trust what i see here>>33707478you should focus more on just restoring civilization anon, not their pain
>>33707459untrue. i love fucking chadlet
almost all of my favorite femanons are here, i'm so happy
>>33707492seriously? great there is like 4 of us and one is on /pol/. not a very good example. maybe it was a vpn
>>33707231MaleIf they'll get to live and be let go, then no I'd just die instead
>>33707304Probably Poland or Czechia, but i would consider others like Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.
>>33707494No, go further south
>>33707194Black boxers
>>33707304ragebait image
>>33707161MaleMaybe it's my autism too but no I cannot
>>33707500he said he was from there. honestly feel like a foreigner when I go to the city. which is funny because I want to move to Italy myself
>>33707459lies, I frequently talk about my insatiable craving to suck cock itt
>>33707505Why?
>>33707503anon anon! what do you think of polizei-kun >>33706082
>>33707503Italia?That would be one very lucky german
>>33707125MaleSometimes, I like the taste but I hate the effects of caffeine on me>inb4 drink decafI would if they offered it at work where I drink most my coffee
>>33706082>she actually posted it again basedased
>>33707507Yeah I speak English better than my mother tongue. I just don't belong here. I am still proud of my nationality however. But I can not live here anymore.
>>33707413MMore like a situationship
Im such a fat fucking freak chud incel
>>33707499go ahead, list them
I wish femanons looked like Paige from deadlock
>>33707519What is the situation? You are just waiting for the newest, younger thing to come along?
>>33707465I think most teenagers just don't have a great understanding of good and evil, they tend to be self serving and do stupid shit.People typically get better.I'm sorry it happened to you.
what is your favorite part of spanking? is it seeing the hand print? the jiggle? or something else
>>33707522no
>>33706082Heavy panting*h-h-hott
>>33707304F. My fav slav ever was Croatian so probably that.
>>33707413no. i'm in a serious relationship for about 6 months now. i've never been so in love in my life, every day i become a little more obsessed with him
>>33707528now I never know if a girl is trying to take advantage of me anymore
>>33707516how does that work
>>33707532I LOVE YOU MY TWIN
Where the fuck are you people meeting people to fuck?
>>33707510He's probably cute, chainmail is based but I prefer less bulk
>>33707530When she "misses" and slaps my balls
>>33707540oh it wasn't youyou prefer less bulk?? fine fine i get itlove you!!! our hearts are so close (i turn schizo)
>>33707537By spending 13 years in your smelly incel room with no contact to the outside world and browsing the internet 20 hours a day.
>>33707539Nowhere
>>33707531boring
>>33707413F. No, loveless, non committal sex is against my values.
>>33707539not
>>33707539Behind your back
Time out.
>>33707536I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope you get better at figuring that stuff out with time as you interact more with women. Don't let it hold you back for the rest of your life.
>>33707539I just give them a special drink that makes them sleepy and take them to my secret hug dungeon :3
>>33707043Why not? What would be better?
who brought lightsabers at the rave?
>>33707553sorry, got too excited my bad, i know
>>33707516holy shit same! I thought I was the only one>>33707544and yeah this is the reason too
>>33707544still, what about your family, do you speak english to them
>>33707564No I grunt and point at what I want. lel I can still speak well but my english is far better.
>>33707481I’ve done it before why can’t I do it again
>>33707531NTA but ah why not??
>>33707554yeah I've been getting better at it but trust issues really mess you up and it's not just women I never know if anybody is trying to use me it feels unnatural when someone's friendly to me, but I'll get over it I hope
>>33707568How long's it been?
>>33707562That's ok. Just remember to keep a cool head and time your posts. Now go out there and show them who's the champ champ!
>>33707571A year shouldn’t I be over it by now
>>33707573I feel like the longer you wait the worse it will getAt some point you just gotta push yourself and do it
>>33707572thank you coach!!
>>33707574I tried and it didn’t go well maybe no one will ever love me again
I gotta go to work again.https://youtu.be/qqgODzxIIzE
>>33707483No you
>>33707588I remember that fake meltdown I watched it live
>>33707579You gotta keep trying, keep dating and eventually you'll find the one for you
>>33707430Do not pressure her. Confess that you would like more affection so it makes the sex worth more to yourself.
>>33707514i did, my wishes are fullfilled for now, i'll give him a vacation
does anybody else draw shitty schizo doodles?
>>33707599After 5 years of failure I think I should give up. I’m not improving
>>33707539Atoga discord server
>>33707608There's a discord?
>>33707611Yeah there's discrod going on in /atoga/ all day every day
>>33707601I did not pressure her and would never intentionally do so. I did open up and just directly express what I’m feeling and she got upset and told me it sounds like a me problem and asked if I needed anything from her, and expressed she’s upset because I didn’t talk to her sooner (I’ve been feeling off for two days and was hesitant because sex has been a sensitive subject and I didn’t want her to misinterpret or feel hurt) and that we’d talk more later. I feel so scared man. I know I have stuff I need to work on.
>>33707612https://youtu.be/pZxZvfohM4I
>>33707443Maybe the latter. The face will always be a focal point of someone and a pleasant face always improves an outfit>>33707605I made some but I lost the book that has the drawings
>>33707443No makeup one.
>>33707443Which one has a penis? i'll take that one
>>33707605yes
>>33707613Look man, different anon BTW but while this is not a promising start, talking about difficult topics can definitely be a learning process. If she is a very emotional person who reacts impulsively, she could simply need more time to sit with what you said and move beyond her first defensive reflex.Take her up on her saying you will talk later and just keep going. Tell her you don't want to hurt her but also want to be honest. That you did not tell her sooner -because- it is hard to find the right words and have trust your message lands without damaging the relationship. That yes it is a "you-problem" but she is dating you so she deals with your problems too, and you are not telling her to make accusations but to clue her in and share so she can understand you better. Basically take your time to process your own emotions and go back for a round 2 with more clarity and a better idea of what you want to say and where you stand. If she keeps deflecting, getting upset etc over time then I would just walk away - she will be like that with any difficult conversation and you can't avoid those for your whole life.
>>33707619/lgbt/
>>33707613FShes being weird to you. You should be so scared to ask her for your needs.
>>33707321love this reply
>>33707607You don't have to improve at dating just find the right person
>>33707619Whichever one you want.
>>33707627*shouldnt
>>33707635I don’t know if I’m right for anyone anymore
>>33707535Cute
>>33707621She texted me and said “I just want to be there for you, however thet looks. I hope I am not in any way contributing to what you’ve been feeling,” I love her deeply and I believe she deserves to feel secure. I want to offer her that, and I do care about her needs and comfort as well. I never want to put her in a place where she feels like she’s pressured or not enough. But also I just want to be seen and valued as well. I know a lot of this is my issue but I wish she cared a little more and didn’t just drop it at “Well this sounds like a you problem” like I can’t imagine saying that shit to her. >>33707627But what if I’m wrong? I know that I haven’t been perfect and I slip up sometimes, and maybe she’s not wrong for not wanting to have sex or be in the mood. Maybe I put this on myself and it’s really just my job to make things right.
>>33707642But if you are then not only will you be happy but someone you love will be happy
>>33707654If the way she is treating you is making you feel unwanted then yea it is her problem and she shouldn’t be making you feel bad about it. She can repsectfully say no if you are respectfully asking her.You don’t have to be perfect and she isn’t absolved of all responsibility for your feelings and affection. There may just be a fundamental incompatibility here
>>33707520>webmDo they just not chew at all?
>>33707654It does sound harsh but she didn't actually leave it at that, right? And it sounds to me like her hostile response had more to do with feeling guilty/accused than anything else.That's the thing, it might sound tricky but it IS totally possible for you to talk together about how you are having issues with self esteem and the lack of sex, without either of you feeling the resolution should be that she just spreads ASAP. It is possible to feel mutual respect and understanding even when that means you end up in positions polar opposite to each other. And if you can feel that, it can heal a lot, it is protective against resentment and the softening feelings usually allow for the conversations to get deeper and better, more real and more intimate. If you love her and she generally treats you well, try to give her the benefit of the doubt and give her space and time to prove to you that she's better than that one crude remark.
genderdoes anyone here know someone who believed the rapture thing happening today
>>33707675>rapture thing happening todaywut
>>33707675FI don’t know anything about it but I hope it happens and I hope I die and
>>33707675Nope, I'm in pretty much all the crazy Christian email circles and I didn't even hear about it until someone on /pol/ said something.
>>33707675no? what
Stealing happiness from loneliness is not a simple theft
>>33707675>the rapture thingQRD?
How do you meet the right person? How? Where is he?
>>33707663She hasn’t even really been doing anything wrong. We just haven’t been having a lot of sex lately, despite me trying. I do not pressure her and I haven’t said anything and I’ve chalked it up to her dealing with her own stuff and me being insecure and needy. I know I do have some stuff to work thru in that regard. But also I don’t want to feel like I have to be perfect and solid all the time to have my needs met and considered. Like she’s good to me and she’ll entertain my little fetishes on paper but we don’t actually get intimate a lot anymore. And I just miss it and I want to become more grounded and secure regardless so that stuff can happen more naturally anyway. On the other hand she has loads of her own shit and she hasn’t been perfect but I’ve never told her off and said it was her problem. >>33707667She has loved me and sat with me through some dark times and vice versa. I know she cares about me. But I don’t think we have much of a sexual spark anymore and I blame myself for being emotional and vulnerable and not always handling myself the best. Not to say I’m a shit head all the time. I’m not. I do a lot for her and go out of my way for her a lot and I try to make her feel special and loved and any time she has ever come to me with concerns I always work to listen and see if I can help her.
I think my biggest issue is that I love doing nothing. Having multiple days with noting scheduled or planned is the best.https://youtu.be/4lmW2tZP2kU
>>33707690For me, by living my life to the best of my abilities, being open to meeting people and being genuine with people when I met them. Giving all of my self, wearing my heart on my sleeve, no pretending to be someone I'm not or hiding.I hope you find the right one for you.
>>33707699That worked for you?
>>33707699That's very glamorous, you must be like 21 years old.
>>33707702Yeah, happily married and been together 8 years :)
>>33707693There being a drop in intimacy in your relationship and you being concerned isn’t you being needy or insecure. That’s a normal standard to have
do women really do this
income just turned 6 figures, not bad for no schooling. foids, will you finally love me now?
>>33707707I'm pretty old. Falling in love with the right person is frankly not glamorous at all, that was kind of the point.
>>33707709So I must be ungeniune and not living well
>>33707690Get lucky
>>33707713Yeah every 12 year old white girl has fucked a dogGo get your ass split by an african, thank you
>>33707711Isn’t that normal sometimes though? I feel like we were regular like 2-4 times a week since we started dating. Over the past couple months it’s been once a week. I don’t know what to do.
Someone asked about the men, so how many femanons do you maleanons recognise? I'm at about 2
>>33707714Sorry I know nothing else about you
>>33707723JH, korra poster, jp anon, kittenposter. All the easy ones
>>33707723polizeiposterthe one who cries about not having a bf because shes so uglymight also be *grabs your dick aggressively* poster?
>>33707719It is normal to some degree. Life is tiresome and we often do not have the energy or the time to commit to all the things we want to do, or to invest in every occasion we have to meet people. I know right now I would struggle more to make time and find the energy to have the kind of social life I had when I was single.Regarding the genuine thing - a lot of people do not show their true self when meeting new people, and I do think that it is normal but detrimental to finding love. While making themselves palatable for most might get some superficial interest, trying to only give people a sanitized version of you will get in the way of forming a genuine connection with someone who'd like you for you.It WILL open you to a ton more of rejection, but I do think it is worthy.
>>33707713I certainly don't. Kemonomimi are cute (hopefully, scientists will one day genetically engineer all sorts of variations of them; imagine how great it would be to have real life catgirls/catboys, doggirls/dogboys, and so on), but an actual animal devoid of humanoid features whatsoever? No way.
>get coffee>barista asks me what im up to today>tell her im going to work, she asks what I do etc>says im smart and amazingHappy :)
>>33706055It's strange that I only seem to care about what she loved now that she's gone.
>>33707733I would also add that I didn’t tip
>>33707733And then you woke up
>>33707729:|
>>33707732So you WOULD accept a dogboy bf? Cuz yknow, woof
>>33707731nta but i agree with this. people hate the "be yourself" advice but it's the only way for you to find a genuine happy and authentic connection with another human
>>33707731I don’t feel like I’m being fake Why are people so uninterested in me
>>33707743If things went my way, I'd have an inumimi boyfriend, while I myself would have nekomimi.
Need a new gf, old one is getting annoying
>>33707723JH I can tell pretty much straight away.
>>33707722Any clue why it started dropping? Do you guys still put effort into dates like you used to? Maybe she's having issues and is feeling insecure about herself? A new schedule that tires you guys out? New medication? Maybe she needs a better warmup? A lot of things can cause it and the most important step is communicating about it.
>>33707760I don’t know but I have a feeling this is going to turn into me being wrong or making her not want to fuck me. I’ve been emotional lately. Over the past couple months I’ve had a couple days where something small upset me and I let it ruin my mood for too long. So I get that she doesn’t want to.
>>33707697>tfw no gf to be boring with and do nothing at home all day like we're lazy house cats just chilling with life
>>33707750Yeah, that'd be great. Imagine if the universe wasn't a hologram of a quivering asshole...
>>33707713Tranny ERP bleghAnd NO
>>33707723Basically >>33707727Also the other night I instantly clocked anon :3 when she stopped in.
>>33707746I wouldn't say it's necessarily being fake - reserved, introverted, shy can all come to the same result. If you watch what you say too much, also same result.I don't know why your relationships aren't working. If you want to tell me a bit more about you, I'd be happy to hear it.>>33707744It is. I was talking about this with a friend of mine recently; when I met my first boyfriend, I was trying so hard to be acceptable that I never let him know me or love me. We were not a terrible couple by any means, but I felt lonely with him.I met my husband when we were at our lowest individually, and we could not be bothered with pretenses. As a result, I know and love every little thing about him, and I feel known and loved by him in the same way. I felt closer and more comfortable with him after 2 months than I did with my ex after years. While letting him see me was the scariest thing I've done, it has given me the most sincere human connection I had ever had and forever changed the way I connect with others.
>>33707675MMe, but only like 0.001%. I always leave a bit of space so i'm not caught off guard with anything. Normies, for lack of a better term, will sperg when things get crazy because they're not experienced with considering the possibility that crazy things may be true.
>>33707733>get coffee>barista asks me what im up to todayI was planning on having a date tonight.With you.That's how our parents and grandparents met.
>>33707781nah, my parents met in school. my grandparents met in a biker gang
>>33707767>Tranny ERP bleghFor real, least disgusting tranny be like
>>33707777yep, after spending a few years alone and self reflecting and fixing some of my own issues, i fell in love with my partner. our first date involved us just talking about how much we wanted to die. i had already planned out my suicide. we both have had been taken advantage of by other people throughout our lives and decided that this time was the last time we'd try and we would just give it our all. things have been amazing since then and i can't believe how much we connect. it has been really scary and it still is sometimes, but we talk about everything and idk, everything feels so right with him.
GenderHow do you feel about inter-religious relationships? How do you deal with them?
>>33707791f, i would not date anyone jewish, muslim, or christian. i would maybe date pagans, wiccans, buddhist, etc depending on how i felt about it when we discussed it.
>>33707675F I stopped browsing this type of threads when I realised it only enabled my doomerism
>>33707791F. I'm in a relationship with a Christian, we're happy. We go to Church together occasionally, and just live life happily. It has made me closer to religion. I wish I sincerely believed in God, because I see what it does for him.
>>33707791MI’ve never had to deal with it, I’m not religious. I guess it works if they hold the same values.
>>33707804What are you
>>33707808Just not religious. I felt close to God and went to Church often despite my parents being atheist, but when I was around 10 I had a tough moment in my life and it drove me away from God.
>>33707791MI don't think I could date a girl if she wasn't Christian but I'm also only looking for serious relationships with the aim towards marriage. "Flirt to convert" works occasionally, but in general it's a meme.
>>33707791F my religion is pretty important to me so I probably wouldn't be able to get in a serious relationship with someone outside of it
I’ve been praying for you
I feel evil for rejecting guys I feel like a very bad person. Is this normal I hate knowing that I hurt their feelings
>>33707820Yeah. I do as well. You should not give them a shot if you don't like them just because it's hard to reject them, obviously, but it sucks to hurt someone.
>>33707762Well, looking at your posts I think you're a well meaning, genuine person who's being really hard on himself over a fairly common relationship problem that may just come from a misunderstanding. I think she's supportive and frustrated, which is why some statements may sound conflicting, but overall you're both on the same team and I think she would be understanding towards your own frustrations if she knew how they were affecting you. Women commonly feel insecure about being desirable to their partner too and often try to find means of being reassured from their man which can result in frustration if the guy doesn't pick up on their communication or overlooks it.
>>33707820MI had to reject a girl this year. It actually felt terrible because she was really sweet, just not what I'm looking for long-term. I'm glad I cut it off early because it would've gotten harder had I continued.
>>33707820I think that is normal
>>33707820>I feel evil for rejecting guysNo, you don't.>I hate knowing that I hurt their feelingsYou love being a pickme.
>>33707781It’s a little too forward, she wasn’t that cute. She was nice tho :)
hey foids, catch!
>>33707831based mindreaderchad
>>33707824I don’t know what to tell her. I want more sex, but I know that I haven’t been the kind of guy who deserves or attracts it naturally, but I don’t want to have to be perfect to be noticed.
>>33707841what did i get
single atogans want ONE THING
WORST CATCH OF ALL TIMESIGNORE
>>33707847that man looks short
>>33707847I thought you guys liked well dressed women without make up :(
>>33707791mi have unusual beliefs, so it is a given. it is a very quiet religion, discourages discussions with non-followers, so i don't think it has much reason to come up. my only breaking point is if she is not taking my beliefs very seriously (or if their religion goes egregiously against my own beliefs; JW is like this, for instance)
>>33707847who is that
>>33707856What are your beliefs
>>33707847to have any kind of bare minimum intimate contact whatsoever while being called a good boy?
>>33707820I feel bad for breakups. I had to break up with a girl last spring and it took me months to actually do it.
>>33707864Why?
all i can think about is >his cock atoga please help what do i do? draw porn of us?
>>33707856>it is a very quiet religion, discourages discussions with non-followersZoroastriananon?
>>33707820It's extremely rough having to reject someone. Feeling bad. You shouldn't feel "evil" though. Risking rejection is part of the process. You aren't necessarily doing anything wrong by rejecting someone.>t. ducked and ghosted instead like gutless coward
Men, can you post pics of what you'd consider a nicely dressed woman?Girls, post pics of outfits you like if you feel like it.
>>33707861hermetism
why do i get so dumb when i post here??? does atoga have something that leaks through the screen and lowers my iq?and i really wanted to know what anon was throwing
>>33707847>single atogans want ONE THINGShitty wood flooring?
>Gender>You can pick whoever you want in the world, but you’re only allowed one physical interaction>You can either masturbate the other or be masturbated by the other you’ll never have another sexual incounterbwith that person again.
>>33707868nah, see >>33707872. sorry to disappoint rofl
>>33707873it was a reference to an inscription of a bullet from the charlie kirk shooting, which itself was a reference to a video game. he was "throwing" a bullet. you got shot anon. how does it feel to be dead?
>>33707791MI probably can't get them to work. Religion isn't a huge thing in my life but it is still personal to me. I'm Christian but I don't use it as an excuse to bash on people and I don't think I could have a relationship with someone who goes around bashing Christians as this one big evil monolithic entity for example.>>33707820It's normal unfortunately. There's nothing evil about it, it's just an incompatibility.>>33707847Yeah, a healthy functional relationship where we unwind each other's social masks and get to know each other on a deep intimate level and embrace them while we team up against life's problems together and have each other's backs
>>33707791Of all the religious beliefs I've encountered, atheists have been the most intolerant. But that might just be a result of me avoiding most other religious subcultures for separate reasons.Most individuals I've met would be chill to date outside their religion.
>>33707889i have a conspiracy theory that the rise of reddit-style atheism was an astroturf to divorce american catholics from their culture(s).
Can someone name me a single romance story for women that is about the woman doing special things for the man?
>>33707883>how does it feel to be dead?deserved it but also i'm so tired of that guy so i'm going to haunt atoga and lower the iq of everyone who comes here
>>33707896why would the housewives who've given up everything for their mediocre husbands dream about doing more stuff for a different man
Either gender,What keeps you going despite all the bleak/outrage/demoralization-bait content online?
>>33707873i was throwingyou a party because you're wonderful and even if you're a lil derpy, we still love ya. mwah!
>>33707866Because she gave me the “without you I have nothing to live for” routine and I generally don’t want to hurt people.
>>33707901acceptance of reality, touching grass, and seeing through ragebait to the agendas underneath
>>33707900"Housewives" aka lazy ass fat NEETs who don't do shit but flirt with other men online and bide time for the juicy divorce rape payday.
>>33707901F. Even if I'm going through a bit of a rough time, I'm generally happy and content with how my life is.
>>33707908oh so this is just incel ragebait lying power hour i see
>>33707901MI just don't care about it
>>33707914Unless you have children AND homeschool them then "housewife" is a fucking meme. Cooking and cleaning isn't hard, and most of them don't even do that. They're glorified NEETs.
>>33707870F, not going to be too personal so i'll post something generic enough
>>33707901MWe all only have one life to live. I don’t see why I need to not live mine just because there are bad things going on in the world. As long as I can make somebody’s day a little better each day, I’m happy.
Men,Would you ever carve your gf's initials in your leg? Or get a tattoo of them? I wanna brand my man
>Posts a stupid ass meme to my story>Only my male friends heart the post>Posts a picture of me doing something irl to my story>Only my female friends heart the postWhat does this mean exactly?
>>33707901mas time goes on i consider myself less a human and more of a force of nature, and not even our most grandiose communist jewish elites can contend with forces of nature
>>33707924yes, in fact I already did (it was the letter K)
>>33707902suspicious..
>>33707924no but i always thought it'd be cute to have my kid draw a tattoo for me
>>33707922I'm trying to find my own style lately, and I had a ton of stuff like this pinned. It is really a cute fit. Not me, but a cute fit.
>>33707924i was talking to my man last night about wedding bands and he said he would want to get his tattooed, which made me pretty turned on
>>33707927I bet you thought you sounded really cool when you were typing that
>>33707924>carveWith like a razor or knife? wtf no>tattooOnly if we are married and already have kids. Doing this for a girlfriend will always be a bad idea
>>33707934That is so hot and practical your man has a very high iq >>33707929>just the letterStill together? Not a ton of commitment there
>>33707820Having your feelings hurt by "rejection" is unhealthy
>>33707930well yeah, it's a surprise party, it's supposed to be inconspicuicious>>33707936you lost that bet, i turn my feelings off before i get on 4chan
>>33707939having a permanent sign that he's taken by me is soooo fucking hot. god
I wish AI could recommend pornstars
>>33707945Did you try Grok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OJFqs8bUkWant nerdy cute femanon to walk down the riverbank with while going through thought experiments together.
>>33707945Try a jailbroken chatbot from /aicg/
>>33707932i'm happy to hear!! i'd show more if i could but i hope you have fun finding your own style and can come across many inspiring outfitsalways appreciate when people put their heart into their clothes, it's a wonderful thing
>>33707843Deserves it or attracts it naturally? According to who? It's an expression that carries deep personal meaning to you. It helps you feel validated. Everyone wants to feel validated. You don't want to have to be perfect to be noticed, and so do many people. Sure you can't just demand it from someone, but it is a normal feeling to have and good relationship partners look out for each other. You've taken a lot of steps to try to protect her comfort, why not let her do the same?
>>33707947fuck, it's like Morgan Webb but she's actually my ageWhy did you tell me about this woman's existence I have a 0% chance with her
>>33707953>like Morgan Webb but she's actually my ageI never found her particularly likeable.
>>33707947>>33707953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0aoByec99Q
>>33707953she has very cute videos where she cosplay asuka and talks about nerd shit
>>33707949Please post more if you feel like it! I really like seeing other people's style.I feel like after college I kind of lived life in auto mode and just went for t-shirt and jeans most of the time, but I've been express myself more and it has been really nice.
>>33707946Good call , I forgot about mecha hitler
>>33707867Do it
>>33707954JH, please do your damn job instead of masturbating.
>>33707777Okay I’m in my mid twenties and I’ve never had a boyfriend. I’ve had guys show interest but they never wanted to commit. I go out at least once a week, with a group or alone. I have a full time job but I still live with my parents and brother. I’m not super outgoing but I try and generally feel like I have good interactions with people that feel genuine. I’ve tried dating apps but had a bad experience and am taking a break for now
>Slime Rancher 2 1.0 is finally out>check Youtube if any reviews of it are up>it's all female gamersHuh...I mean I knew SR 1 was popular with women, but this is still a bit surprising.
>>33707967Fuck you
>>33707970You're right. It's not like a clinic has anything important to do.
>>33707969slussy
>>33707968>I’ve had guys show interest but they never wanted to commit.Why do you think that's the case? What do those guys have in common, what attracted them to you and what attracted you to them? What turned them off? Good on you for trying to stay outside of the house and meeting new people. I'm glad you had interactions that felt genuine.
>>33707870M
What does it mean when things I used to like to do now seem like work or too much effort?
>>33707959THAT'S A TEN
>>33707969...slime rancher is my favorite game.... its like all the fun of organizing things and having a garden, plus cute babies...
>>33707975CUTE
Does gamer girl pussy taste different than non-gamer girl pussy?
>>33707972She washes test tubes at a community college.
>>33707953>Morgan WebbI was down bad for the G4 women as a lad
>>33707977Depression
>>33707974I know for one guy it was just that he had met another girl he liked more. Another guy did it because he didn’t feel ready for a relationship. And then there were just guys who ghost but nothing serious had happened yet
>>33707977age related prefrontal cortex degeneration, likely from AIDS due to chronic administration of big african american semen
>>33707979You're a female gamer too, I take it? lolSR 1 was so damn charming and I loved the movement, exploring new areas.
>>33707982Lmao
>>33707979aw, most endearing femanon award
>>33707951Because we have sex sometimes and she does stuff I like and maybe I’m being ungrateful But if I tell her I want more she’ll feel pressured and she won’t want to anymore. This has already come up in the past. She says she needs space to breathe and thinks it should just happen naturally.
>>33707974Continued because I forgot to answer the questions They were pretty different, and I was attracted to one because he made me laugh, another because we got on really well and because he was a gentleman
>>33707975Imagine eating her out while she studies
>>33707939>Still together? Not a ton of commitment thereno :( I did want to carve her whole name but I wasn't sure if we were going to be together for very long
>>33707901What is good in the world is a rare treasure to be appreciatedWhat is evil in the world is the normEven when space is unfathomably empty the few radiant stars give us the guidance needed to move forward
Women what are you hiding from us?
>>33707731MI was at the shuttle stop to leave campus today and a girl ran up to her friend and dove into the grass next to her and was having a lively conversation.My natural instinct told me to walk over to them because whatever they're doing is more fun than sitting in silence waiting for the bus to arrive. But I also didn't want to rock the boat and interrupt their fun as basically a stranger (I've probably sat next to that girl on the bus once or twice but it was in silence). So instead I did nothing. Sometimes I wonder if that's part of "being yourself" or not- avoiding that desire to self-filter. Would an unfiltered me have made two new friends today? Or would it've just been an awkward conversation?
>>33707987From what you've said so far, it seems to me like you're not very intentional with dating. Does that sound right to you?Do you know what you're looking for in a man, do you pursue it, are you sincere with yourself and the men you date about what you want? Do you spend your time pursuing men who are clearly not right for you?
>>33707982good jerk offing job
i want to write a song, oh baby is that so wrong? and it goes>La de Da de Da de Da de Day oh>La de Da de Where did all the good times go?
>>33708003My secret ingredient for chocolate chip cookies
>>33708012Sounds like a S3RL song
>>33708003Apparently love
>>33708006I think when I was younger I would entertain anyone who I liked and got along with and gave me attention but now I’m more intentional and I just feel needlessly picky but I know I have to be if I want something that works But I don’t think the man who is right for me thinks I am right for him, if that makes sense.
Why do all white people in asia have that look?
>>33708014hello sexy pantsdid you know that i like your pants?like to take a walk with you, through the hills of franceand it's easy as one-two: it's a one-two danceyou can make a wish come true...in your one-two pants.but down in Congress; all the boys get mad!
>>33708014Season 3 Rocket League was so long ago, boomer.
>>33708028What look?
>>33708003The ice cream. I'm not sharing.>>33708004It is really hard to make the first step in a new connection, I often find myself being too much in my head especially if I can't give myself an excuse to talk to someone - I made my newer friends at work because it's easy to connect over it, but I still struggle to talk to people at the park or stuff like that, even if I feel like we could connect over something.I am always in awe at my more extroverted friends who do not give a shit and will make the first step with anyone, I admire their whimsy. Self filtering feels safe and comfy lolI hope you have a chance to chit chat to the girl some time you're on the bus.
>>33707968Date a moid
Riddick is the greatest film trilogy ever (outside of LoTR)Do you agree? Gender?
>>33708024>But I don’t think the man who is right for me thinks I am right for him, if that makes sense.Tell me more about it. Why do you think that's the case?
>>33707961i get it! clothes always helped me feel more comfortable with myself so wearing nice things just made me feel happy about myselfi used to be kinda gothy but now i switched to whatever this is if you can reverse it, they're still generic examples but i just feel odd posting something close to my life so casuallyalso i admit that the stuff i wear is not the definition of comfortable but to me it's worth it
>>33708041MHell no, the Sonic trilogy better
>>33708046I know I’m not anyone’s first choice, I’m not the smartest or most beautiful or talented or anything. I also worry I won’t be a good girlfriend either. But I’m willing to do what I need to convince him I’m worth staying with, but it just never works out
femanons are my weakness
Anyone else started watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse after playing Kingdom Hearts back in the day because you thought it would have extra lore in it?
>>33708003I cheated with an old flame but his dick was smaller and I blocked him afterwards. Just strengthened my love. Taking it to my grave aside from this post LOL.
Femanons, whatever you do, do NOT google the scientific name for pine tree!!
>>33708053What? No but I did get interested in disney movies I haven't seen.
>>33708057male here, can confirm, don't do it, what you'll see is nuts
>>33707995So why was there more activity at first? Did she feel like she had to be more performative about it early on and then got burnt out? Is there something that could be done that could make her more enthusiastic again? Or maybe you could indulge in more daily activities that turn her on? Sex doesn't have to just be that; you could incorporate other romantic activities into it too. Maybe try looking into love languages and seeing what she enjoys the most. It should all be a part of a mutual rhythm you two can enjoy. If she needs space to breathe, then maybe you could offer her something she can enjoy in her own free time? A loving session should help both partners feel refreshed
sex havers you should have sex with clothes on all the times i hate you all so much if you don't do this i'll never forgive you
>>33708070why?
>>33708081because clothes are cool and superior and fun how can you prefer being bare over that, i'm crying just thinking about it right now
>>33708051That's kind of silly. Love is not a meritocratic thing, you don't have to be the best at anything to be someone's first choice. I am my husband's dream girl, he loves me like I'm his dream girl. I know for a fact I'm not the most beautiful, most talented or smartest girl he has dated. We are a fantastic fit for each other. We are, sincerely, best friends - we make each other laugh, we make each other's life feel light, we understand each other. We see eye to eye on most things. We find each other very attractive and I know I'm just his type, even if I'm frankly nothing special.You do not have to earn love. The right man does not need convincing, the right man would move mountains to stay 5 more minutes around you. Do not waste time dating men who feel lukewarm about you or who you feel lukewarm about.Why do you worry you won't be a good girlfriend?
>>33708083ye, I kind of agree can't pull panties to the side while naked
>>33707613>and she got upset and told me it sounds like a me problem and asked if I needed anything from herThe affection
19Mwould starting an onlyfans only to post videos of myself cumming fat loads be viable or do i have to desecrate myself even further somehow
Sex havers of either gender, does it actually get really messy? I'm kinda worried about the cleanup after
I pspspsed to a cat on my home and he came and let me pet him for a long time, even let me pet his belly, and that was the highlight of my day. I think he is an outdoor cat and has owners though.How was your day, ladies and moids?
>>33708106on my way home*
>>33708047Those look really classy and feminine. I sadly feel absolutely ridiculous every time I try to look elegant, it took me a long time to be comfortable in skirts and dresses frankly lol
>>33708101>19M Onlyfansi really don't think you should do that? i'm not familiar with those places but i don't know how viable it can be without showing your face and please never do that
>>33708105F. Not particularly!>>33708106My mom came home from the hospital and gave me a big hug. Was pretty nice.
>>33708057i pine for your pinusi scream for your creamsowwy :(
>>33708120>My mom came home from the hospital and gave me a big hug. Was pretty nice.Is your mom okay, anonette?
>>33708085Then I am concerned that no one has felt that way about me I worry I’ll be annoying or gross or something or uptight
>>33708041BTTF.
>>33708083>>33708089>Be out and about>Meet up with gf somewhere>Pull down her pants and panties>Do the funny>Pull panties and pants back up>Give her butt a firm but gentle slap>Give her a sweet kiss and an I love you>Be back on my merry wayThat's been a fantasy of mine
>>33707995>it should just happen naturally.Oh boy...
>>33708093Granted I could never imagine saying this to her part of me gets it. Like she may have just felt blind sided. But like over the summer when she lost her job serving and was freaking out about it and yelling at me for dumb shit because she was feeling shitty over all and when she was extremely needy what if I had said “sounds like a you problem” I’m going to take the accountability here and let this be a lesson that you really cannot be weak around a woman and eventually she’ll resent you for it. My problems are my own and I shouldn’t have said anything
>>33708132What? You think she was bull shitting me?
>>33708041ffuck no
Would you rather visit India or Ghana?
>>33708142India
>>33708117why not?
>>33708124She is doing alright! She just had an ovarian tumor removed, we're waiting for the biopsy. The doctor seemed pretty chill and thought it was benign, so I'm trying to be chill too. My dad is currently getting cancer treatment so it has not been the best but trying to be normal about it.
>>33708111yeah in my place girls didn't really wear a lot of skirts or dresses specially when i was in my teens. It took me so much courage to start but again it felt really worth it and i just loved to wear things that i liked, we really only have one life to live after all so it's nice to go with what feels best and is available. Of course everyone can have their own taste and what fits them better physically or in general, i love short skirts but i don't feel like wearing them outside anymore and i'm short myself so right now i feel better wearing things that look a bit more serious. I really hope you get to wear the things that make you feel the best anon! Sorry for sperging out
>>33708130sounds nice
>>33708142pass
>>33708147>She just had an ovarian tumor removed>My dad is currently getting cancer treatment Oh, wow, how are you holding up anonette? *hugs you*
women why dont penises make you horny the way vaginas make us horny?
>>33708140No, I just hate that attitude some people have, particularly women.
>>33708146starting an onlyfans? i get that usually these places prefer the youngest but i think it's better to let few years pass still and think about it deeper?and i'd suggest you to not show your face for obvious reasons, i don't think this can be your only source of income for the rest of your life, so knowing there is explicit content of you online is not really going to help your alternatives..
>>33708083Some clothes are sexy. The textures and the sounds of the fabric. Being worn by a cute girl. Some clothes can make a girl instantly have more sex appeal.
>>33708142Ghana
>>33708126NTAYou mention going out in groups, so you got friends, which means you probably aren't that bad, right?
>>33708147i give you a hug too anon, you're strong
>>33708142Double it and give it to the next person.
>>33708168also some clothes can have nice movements during sex.. and can be pulled or held!
Women, would you buy and live in an abandoned school with me?
>>33708175Lots of unlovable people have friends
>>33708167why think about it deeper? yeah of course i'll never show my face but i'm in college and would like to make the best of being good looking and constantly horny. what troubles me is the way i'd market myself since i'd prefer not going any further than just milking myself on camera but if i've got to go a step further then fuck it i'm willing, it's just that i don't know how to achieve that
Male anons if I wanted to wash and brush your hair, how long would it take me to detangle your hair?
M and F,If you were a blood cell living in the human body like in Ozzy and Drix, or Cells at Work, what body part city would you want to live in?
>>33708191>your hairHahahahaha.
>>33708161NAG but the short and simple answer is that women aren't into men.
>>33708191>how long would it take me to detangle your hair?Do you want black male responses...?
>>33708134Dude, I'm sorry you're conceding to that because she has poor communication skills.
>>33708194kek, thanks for the laugh 'non>>33708198Sure
>>33708190i just feel like you're so young for something like that, i get that you're of age but still..anyway i was hoping more people would reply to you, i've basically never watched porn, but i think that even in spaces like that people would be ok enough to watch what you're describing. If it doesn't do as good you can just stop if you don't mind i suppose? And i get that girls do kinda anything in there but i don't think it should be comparable to the guys content that much
>>33708134Your gf sounds like she sucks no offense. She seems to love getting but has no interest in giving. Patience and love go both ways and she isnt grown enough to understand that
>>33706064MMorning. Sometimes at night.
At what age does it become embarrassing to admit to a woman that you've never had sex?
>>33708188Yeah, but I am sure femanon isn't a multi millionaire that throws parties every weekend for people, right?
>>33708193CUM
>>33708201>SureHonestly its not that bad to detangle when wet or damp. Maybe like 15 minutes max. Its a huge pain if its completely dry though
>>33708209But you'll be dead the second the human jerks off or has a wet dream
>>33708191Like 30 seconds maybe 15
>>3370820618
>>3370820616
>>33708214Doesn't matter, I am just a fucking cell anyway.No thoughts.No emotions.
My husband yelled at me because I put too much seasoning on dinner tonight.
>>33708216it's so over (I'm 26)
>>33708206Nah I'm not answering that question again, I learned my lesson
Manonswould you have done onlyfans at 18/19 years old if you knew you'd get some amount of money from it?
>>33708206If you don't light a cig and tell your mom she is the best you have ever had as she shits you out, you're never going to be a real man and you might as well give up.
>>3370820630
I hate women.
>>33708219>No thoughts.>No emotions.Not in my hypothetical. Thats the point. Its a fantasy world where there are actual cities inside the human body and you are fully sentient. Now answer the question
>>33708220Please tell me this is a larp, that's so mean
>>33708149Same here, nobody I knew growing up wore dresses or skirts on a day-to-day basis. The only dresses I saw were sexy going out minidresses and they don't feel very much like me - I'm rather reserved, and I tend to prefer being covered up.At the moment I'm trying to go for feminine, comfy, romantic.I do like the sperging, do not worry lol
>>33708223>some amountNo, that is too vague.And I didn't need the money back then.>>33708230>Now answer the questionC.U.M., you C.U.N.T.
>>33708223No.
>>33708223I was raised to have shame so no
>>33708223Is she hot? then probably yes
>>33708223absolutely
>>33708231It's not.He apologized after, and I apologized too (I did put too much, but it wasn't intentional), but I still feel bad about it.
>>33708223Nope. I'm a decent artist and can make decent animations. I guarantee you i could have made a shit ton of money drawing furry porn. But i could never stoop to that level. Although i've been considering it lately...
>>33708178>>33708157Thank you anons! So kind. >how are you holding up anonette? I'm trying to do the most I can for them and never sit down alone with my thoughts. In a couple weeks it will hit me like a ton of bricks, right now I'm just cooking and shitposting and working. I love my mom and my dad so, so, so very much and I just hope they'll be alright.
>>33708233>C.U.N.T.See you next time?
>>33708202yeah just my luck to get advice from the only saint on this website, thanks though i'll think about it :)
>>33708141Sorry about your shit taste but it's Diesels best three films, Pitch Black is amazingGirls really suck at having taste huh
>>33708220How is that worth yelling over?
>>33708239Aww. I'm glad he apologised. It's sad and kinda unfair but sometimes it's the small things that make us snap.
>>33708254He'd asked me not to season things to heavily last time.He apologized, but yeah, feelsbad.
>>33708220Put some cum in his food next time
>>33708229>>33706254Which one is it?
>>33708220What does "too much seasoning" even mean?I am sure you give it a taste before serving, so it most likely wasn't too much salt.And any other seasoning can't really be overdone imo, unless you make it so hot he starts to hyperventilate.
>>33708249i'm really sorry about that.. check the replies on >>33708223 if you want, maybe it can kinda help figuring out if you really should go for it or notand when it comes to the content yeah..there surely are places where people who do that can discuss it but it's fair that you've tried here too, some anons would have totally been able to help you but sometimes it depends, i hope you take care of yourself
>>33708250those movies are bad man..
>>33708250And A Minecraft Movie is a masterpiece/sPls kys.
>>33708259I’m sorry it happened anon. I guess it’s not the biggest deal but it sucks.
I want to be a simp for a girl. Is that so wrong??
>>33708278no, that is just your genes talking
>>33708273They're amazing, 10/10. Made when people knew how to act, when CGI had soul
>>33708281Did you watched them recently?
no rapture lol
>>33708283I rewatched them, ye. They still hold up!
>>33708289ok so you just have bad taste
How do I get a femanon to send me a <3?
>>33708247i hope so too anon, i hope you can distract yourself enough here <3
>>33708250>it's Diesels best three filmsI liked the first one and Vin Diesel seems like a nice person, but man... that statement holds absolutely no weight. lmao
>>33708247Tell your mom and dad your internet friends wish them to get well soon! <3And don't forget to take care of yourself too anonette, so that you can keep taking care of your parents tooPls keep us posted
>>33708294>>33708295Stole it.
>>33708292No, *you* don't have taste>>33708296Girls don't know about boiler room... Fatherless taste
>>33708300please... i'm staring at you right now...
>>33708285Idk why Christians keep falling for this shit. As a former Christian, revelations talks about very specific signs before anything happens. Wormwood still hasn't showed up
>>33708211Do you have a favorite way to style your hair, anon?
good afternoon everyone>>33708294<3
>>33708308Space buns
>>33708270It was sesame :( he said it got too overpowering, which I can understand.
>>33708300>>33708309:(
>>33708308The corbin bleu look
>>33708309hi myao! how's it going?
>>33708220You probably did it 10 times by now, just to see his reactions.
>>33708311Are you trying to look unfuckable? :p
>>33708307also doesn't the bible warn you about false prophets?
Women if i come over to visit, is it cool if i take a shit in your toilet?
>>33708309myao
>>33708321why sad ? :c
>>33708338It’s only because I asked for it and not because anybody likes me :(
>>33708329I wouldn't purposefully over season it... I want him to like my food. :(
>>33708247>>33708147Sorry to hear that, but I hope things work out for them! I'm sure they're happy to have you around and have such a loving daughter caring for them. <3Maybe my story helps you.My dad had lymph node cancer (at the back of his throat) last year, went through the treatment kind of well with no hair loss, but some weight loss. I posted about it on atoga too. It's harrowing not knowing how things will go, like in my mind I already thought to myself of which songs to play during his funeral...I'm not sure how you are, but I'm a person who reads up on things like complications, survival chances and other things. I also drove him to the hospital several dozen times for his treatment.He's been out of treatment for around 10 months now and he's cycling 50km a day, going on day trips with his motorbike, does pretty much everything around the house again. He had to increase his weight again and he is still a bit underweight, thus sometimes feels weak. But all his checkups since then have been very positive.What I want to tell you is, that there is "can" in "cancer", meaning it CAN be beaten. And I hope your parents will get through it well too!>>33708302>GirlsWrong.>>33708318Sesame is so good though, especially roasted. Utterly bizarre to me how anybody can say "there is too much of it".Don't you think there was some other reason why he was upset? This seems flimsy of him.
>>33708343Was he at least able to eat it still?
>>33708324And if you ever make it in your rapper career, how would you wear your hair? And don't tell me you don't rap :p
>>33708345>Don't you think there was some other reason why he was upset? This seems flimsy of him.It wasn't because of the food, I'm sure... Yesterday we met up with his mom and he always gets stressed out about it.>>33708347Yeah. I'll save the rest and eat it myself and cook something new for him next time.
>>33708345If you don't enjoy riddick you're a honorary chick bro...
>>33708326goooooood, might get hit by a tornado sometime>>33708336jimjim
>>33708350At least it’s not going to waste. Still a bit sad.
>>33708351>If you don't enjoy riddickRead properly.Stop thinking in absolutes.
>>33708351Nta, but if you think riddick is a masterpiece, you're a honorary 3 year old
>>33708350>It wasn't because of the food, I'm sure...In case you didn't, you should tell him it's unfair of him to "punish" you for something or somebody else that made him feel bad.
>>33708358>Still a bit sad.Yeah, I've been sitting here and catching myself crying about it. Feels like crap. I want to be able to cook things he likes.
>>33708355>goooooood, might get hit by a tornado sometimeshit, that sucks
>>33708364Poor anon. :(((
>>33708362Sometimes great minds are riddickuled as insane or simply... childish >>33708360Never
>>33708348>And don't tell me you don't rapLol i am not a fan of rap. I unironically grew up on pop-punk and nu-metal. I did go to a workshop once and some rando told me i looked like a rapper...
>>33708295Thanks <3 I truly appreciate it. I've been enjoying reading the silly things and talking clothes.>>33708299I just had an ice cream on the porch with my cat, I'd say I'm taking care of myself alright! I will keep you posted, thank you anon! <3>>33708345I'm really sorry for your dad. Throat cancer is really tough, he's a champ for going through it and recovering from it so well!I'm exactly like you. I do nothing but worry and act like he's close to death. We went on vacation together over the summer and I cried more than once over the fact it was "my last trip with my dad". We're waiting for the new scan in a couple weeks, but the doctor was very positive. Surgery and treatment both seem to have gone well, we caught it early, he's young-ish and healthy.I hope your dad stays healthy. And thank you for being so, so kind <3
>>33707966i'm doing it
>>33708334mm yes but use the spray afterwards !!>>33708342i like u !someone will inevitably like u c:
>>33708372>. I unironically grew up on pop-punk and nu-metal.Does that mean you grew up around white people? :pOkay, enough of the race jokes. Sorry about that. What's "pop-punk" and "nu-metal"?
>>33708384Luckily it wasn't throat cancer, but in the lymph nodes, they're like small bean-sized things at the back of the throat and also in other parts of the body. Depending on the type, the 5-year-survival-rate is between 75% and 90%, if it's found early, which it was in his case. There was no metastasis in other parts of the body.If you think it might help you to take control of the situation, don't be afraid of reading up on the treatment and survival chances.My parents are already over 70, so it was kind of risky in that regard, but if yours are younger, then their survival chances just go up!Surgery was not possible because of where the lymph nodes are.Be sure to ask your parents how they feel even if everything goes alright. Just keep tabs on them, see if they change any behaviour they might not be aware. And if they ever tell you they don't feel like going to checkups, force them!I can also tell you a very different and sadder story of a friend of my brother, if you want, but if you don't feel like it, I won't.
>>33708394No, you only like jimmy
>>33708394Which anons don’t you like? You like everyone
>>33708430JH and Korrasami dont like Myao :(
>>33708419yes but not like that ??>>33708430people who hate for no reason, can't say who cuz most are anonymous (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)>>33708434they don't ?????
Got home and talked to my gf about how I’ve been feeling. She got defensive and felt attacked despite me trying to be as tactful as I could. She was mad that I didn’t talk to her sooner but this is exactly why I didn’t want to. Now she’s mad at me. Really mad. She basically just got monotone and says she doesn’t understand and doesn’t get it and doesn’t know how to help or what to do but she supports me in what I’m going through. She told me to tell her what I wanted and I did. And then she just continued to give me that line. All I wanted was for her to just support me or comfort me or something idfk I just wanted to be understood at the very least and this is what I get for sharing my feelings
>>33708434Mean ass dykes..
OP too fucking retarded to link new thread:>>33708255
>>33708452>yes but not like that ??not jimmy? it’s lha then
>>33708467dogbed anon
>>33708462can you guys stop yelling at me? i post it, people yell, i don't post it until later, people yell, i can't win with you!
>>33708130Keeping a creampie with you..
>>33708085Sorry are you still there
>>33708477Yeah! What's up?
>>33708470doing your number 1 simp dirty kek
>>33708485What do you think I should try?
>>33708471Nobody likes attention whores like you, that's just natural.
>>33708487i don't think anyone even remembers who dogbed anon is besides me ㅠㅠi like lha too tho !
>>33708498all i fucking do is make ops jesus
>>33708502im surprised you haven’t pursued anyone here. you got a lot of manons by the balls
>>33708510Exactly, to feed your nasty little ego.
>>33708492Date men who want and cherish you, and that you cherish and respect. Be ruthless about this - only go out with men you really are excited about, only go on a second date if the first was fantastic, don't fuck until you feel secure in the relationship outside of the bedroom. Don't make a shopping list of traits, but have clear standards regarding what you want.Don't try to change yourself to keep a man around. Don't limit yourself to what you think men will like, don't be afraid of being annoying or weird. Be yourself wholeheartedly, give all you have, make sure you know you care.Make a conscious effort to be vulnerable and be sincere, even when it is scary.
>>33708517i started doing it because anon asked people to make cuter ops bc he was jealous of gioyc. what the heck
>>33708434Fabricating false drama on 4chan is pathetic.
>>33708514no ?isn't it like 2 people lmyao >>33708521i like ur ops !! keep it up anon ^^ (can u make the next image a bug one ?)
>>33708529like cute bug art? or just insects
>>33708532ummm both work !
>>33708544okay!
>>33708529i don’t pay a lot of attention to the happenings here but i guess its more than 2. are you ok with edating? i’ve done it before and it was nice
>>33708525Korrasami called her pathetic and JH called her a boring shitposter who brings nothing but empty shit to the thread and complained about her whiteknights.
>>33708520What does it mean if it's very rare for me to have a crush?
>>33708569Post receipts.
>>33708595I provided key words. Find them yourself.
>>33708570It's the same for me, I liked maybe 5 or 6 guys in my whole life.
>>33708615Thank you for your help. I'll keep trying
genderwhat are your savings currently? ballpark
>>33708643F50kI need investment advice
>>33708643F. About 150k.
>>33708604I believe korra poster would say that but JH has no name field.
>>33708206Past the early 20s. Before that you could just chalk it up to having strict parents or being focused on your education/career>>33708223No. I don't like nor want to sell pictures of my body on the internet>>33708643M10-15kish which is not bad since I'm a NEET on disability
>>33708675It fit her writing style and pattern of bitching when posters simp for other femanons.
>>33708434i don't like her either. the fake nice fake innocence thing is irritating
