I got fired cause they found me masturbating in the break room.What should I do with my life now?
Nothing, give up. Become a NEET. I've been a NEET since I got fired from my restaurant job aged 18. 32 years old now. Got fired for trying to hit on a waitress and it was a family owned place, the waitress was the owner's daughter, and this was some Sopranos esque Italian restaurant I nearly got my ass beat by fucking Tony Soprano.
>>33708591kek
>>33708577You could masturbate to make yourself feel a bit better. :-)
>>33708858You are fucking evil... lmao
>>33708858oh my god ahahahaha
>>33708577Become a porn actor. Don't worry, your tiny deformed doggy dick will still get sucked by the midgets. Someone will still pay to see you get humiliated.
>>33709074I worry about the STDs and the thought of my mother finding me in a porn one day.
>>33708577I got fired for downloading porn onto a network share once....when I was fucking 13 dude. What a dumbass, lol. How old are you? And it was an unpaid internship btw. So no real loss.
>>33709906>unpaid internshipThey do that for 13 year olds? Dafuq?
>>33708577
>>33708577Apply again at the same company using fake work history and an assumed name. Maybe “Jacque Mehoff”?
>>33708577>What should I do with my life now?Masturbate at home
>>33708577Work only to masturbate in the break room again. They can't stop you. Rebel and dare to do it again! Be a man who may call himself free!!!!
>>33711103That's trespassing in addition to public indecency.
>>33711133Can't call it public if you don't get caught!
Why didn't you jerk off in the bathroom where there's stalls to hide in?
>>33711231cause that's not exciting duh
>>33710041Right place right time kind of thing. Schools in my area have IT and tech focused class in Middle and High schools. Mine was particularly good and partnered with non-profits and other local organizations to actually complete real projects instead of just make believe shit on computer screens like most other schools do. Since I was a top student, I got access to paid and unpaid internships.
>>33711441well holy bazinga balls man good for you
>>33708577Did you cum?
>>33708577should have jizzed in their faces when you had the chance
>>33714220Dammit...>>33714101Nope
>>33708577wtf is wrong with you?Dumbass.
>>33708577Did they let you finish?
>>33708577God you guys are fucking pathetic... Genuinely kill yourself sperg.
>>33714228>>33714101>>33714224Oh, nvm. What were you cranking it to?
>>33714226I don't know :(>>33714230I want to live :(>>33714232Oh, just some blacked stuff on my phone.
>>33714272kek
lol this fucking thread
>>33708577Anyone would hire you if you put that on the application.
>>33708577Why are you dumb enough to fap in any public setting in the first place? You brought that onto yourself.
Was this your first time tuggin' it out in the break room, anon?
>>33719349Really?>>33719355I don't fucking know! :(>>33719360No? I did it a few times before.
>>33719508>No? I did it a few times beforeDo you leave the mess as clues for your coworkers?
>>33719511No, one of the team leads just came in and saw me in the corner.
>>33719511kek I imagine a trail of cum and tissues to the beakroom fridge, cumstains on the fridge handle, in the fridge HR Karen's empty lunchbox, baloney and mustard droppings on the way to Karen's desk, an imprint of anon's sweaty asscrack on Karen's chair, from there a trail of mustard baloney and cum droppings to anon's chair and finally anon in his chair with a guilty look on his face, mustard smeared around his mouth and cum stains on his pants.
>>33720375>an imprint of anon's sweaty asscrack on Karen's chairThat would never happen cause I always stand when I masturbate. I never sit down.
>>33708577I got fired for taking a break in the masturbation room.
>>33720698What?
>>33720461Asserting dominance?
>>33721068No, I just view sex like a dance party or like a rave. I like to move and do things. I think it stems from my childhood fetish of when I would masturbate in my neighbors backyards and stuff when I was 12.
>>33721267that's an inside thought
>>33721286Hmm?
Sue them for firing you due to having a crippling addiction. If you’re jerking off at work, in a break room of all places, you clearly have a problem. Most companies can’t fire addicts without trying to help them first.
>>33721941Alright
>>33708577Sneak into the break room and keep masturbating there.
>>33724659That's trespassing
>>33724796or transpassing
>>33725052Hmm?
>>33725052Trainspotting?
