>>33708255
first for blondes
>>33711186Why are women like this?
Sorry I just farted
If a guy jerks it dry does that mean he'd prefer a dry vagina?
>>33711186Why are men like this?
Hello fellow film enjoyers. I am going to watch “The Seventh Seal” today.
>>33711186Ive never in my life heard a woman even spell the word sex
>>33711186But she brought it up? Why that look?
>>33711202We focus on the important bits (she wants to have sex) and ignore the part that makes no sense (cockblocking herself because of her ego).
>>33711206Let me know what you thought after. I don't want the second screen commentary.
>>33711195They are not, that’s a comic
>>33711193I love average "girl next door" blondes like her.
>>33711216I will try to marathon it.
>>33711225>focusing on one thing for 1.6 hours is considered a "marathon" now
>>33711228I have my phone when I get bored don't worry
>>33711234Turn it off.
>>33711240But what if I don't understand a word or a scene in the film and have to ask chat gpt to explain it to me?
>>33711193Unironically thought it was an old photo of Tara Reid for a moment.
>>33711199No, we only jerk it dry when we just want to get it over with quickly. Getting out the lube requires time commitment. Sometimes you don't have the time.
>>33711244Now you're just messing with me on purpose.
>>33711248Haha I am.
>>33711186Yeah goog luck getting friendzoned while Chad who simply makes a move and steers things towards sex plows the shit out of her.Female dating advice is nightmarishly terrible.
atoga foids really be lookin like pic related but want a guy who looks like Kyle Crane
hi women, i got a raise today, effectively a promotion. are you proud of me?
>>33711258God I wish I had giant tits like that. But no.
>>33711256you guys bitch out in any possible case, get off the thread and start sucking your bros if you don't care?
>>33711258Would
>>33711258Poor woman. Back then they had no brs.
>>33711259Very! Good job anon.
>>33711259good for you
My eyelashes? Better than yours. My eyebrows? Better than yours.
Is there anything gayer than having penetrative sex with a woman as a man?
>>33711271Having penetrative sex wit ha man as a man.
Spiritually cucked. All of you.
I think I am going to be a bit stupid and silly today.But first, some video games.
femanons sorry for being perverse and preferring men with wider waists instead of tiny waistsi just don't like it that much really but i understand
>>33711272Nuh uh
>>33711258>Kyle CraneHad to google him, but no thanks.
>>33711258>Kyle Cranewhy are you gay?
Chat I am not Indian I swear
>>33711258>atoga foids really be lookinskinny and pale.
>>33711272Erm that's not true, a man would make the best female because he understands what i like!! Not gay.
>>33711282I wish I was skinny, just pale and average weight :(
>>33711282>tfw big booty and brown
>>33711285Okay, but he's not a female. He's a male. Fucking a man is gay.
>>33711282i'm part of the pale and not flat and not fat club
>>33711288Fuck you! I'm going back to goon to futanari porn because i HATE seeing cocks that aren't mine
Fellas is it gay to kiss a woman who once had a penis in her mouth?
>>33711274That’s like the giant PearPad’s on Victorious and there may have been a giant on iCarly too.
>>33711297not if it was your penis
>>33711299I don't understand any of those words.
Women, what is this expression supposed to convey?
>>33711301What if it was my son’s?
>>33711304
I notice there is a lot of com sci grads here, Im in a program but to be honest I can't really program anything even though I'm a junior with good grades. Most of my classes are about charts and algorithms with minor coding, I know how to make a for loop and everything but like if you told me to make something like any kind of application I wouldn't know where to begin, is this normal, how am I gonna get a job>>33711224I can implement them in the sense that I can make the terminal show an iteration of a linked list or bubblesort or something I just mean I don't understand what can I actually do with that
>>33711304she wants to suck your penis and kiss you afterwards
>>33711304Having fun but very tired.
>>33711304She hopes you join her esoteric discord server that she nukes ever 330 days.
>>33711265>>33711266hey thaaaanks <3
femanons, don't forget to take your vitamin d so your breast milk tastes better
>>33711313
>>33711318what
>>33711275Why are you apologizing to me, it’s okay that you like men.
femanons what would you do if you sucked a guy off but he refused to kiss you unless you brushed your teeth and waited an hour afterwards
>>33711326honestly i'd agree with him, no hate
>>33711258nah, i'm built like a hentai character
Where do I find slutty women
>>33711326i wouldn't suck him off, because blowjobs are foreplay and waiting an hour kind of kills the vibe of it all. but i also would never allow a man to come in my mouth so.
>>33711330onlyfans?
>>33711326I wouldn't suck his dick again.>>33711318Thanks!
>>33711330slutty women store
>>33711328Like flat or what
>have date with a girl>shes kinda weird and quiet staring into the distance>afterwards texts me that she was sorry for zoning out but would like to meetup again sometimeshould I or not?also her teeth were fucked up, kinda scared me
Women,would you submit to your man
>>33711193men really have no idea what bottle blond looks like huh?
>>33711330here, let me google that for you.
>>33711340big gravity defying boobies and a tiny waist and small ass but nice thighs
>>33711341was she sad? was she on medications? was she not into you? if you don't find her attractive don't force it
>>33711347>small ass but nice thighsHow's that possible???
>>33711193Why can't I have this type of tits
>>33711352>>33711351>>33711347>>33711346>>33711343Women,would you sit on all 4s and bark if your man told you to?
>>33711356yes..
>>33711352curvy thighs but not much ass so i look curvy from the front but not so much the side. i have some ass just not a lot
>>33711359nta, anon i drew this before you repliedis it accurate
>>33711342I really struggle with the word submission. I'm happy to follow his lead, I trust his judgement, but I'm not a passive, mindless follower - we discuss everything, and he trusts me and my opinion on things.
>>33711341She probably just has ADHD or something lol, I feel for herSounds like you don't really like her so I wouldn't waste her time with a second date>>33711310It's normal bc computer science as an academic subject is really not the same as the practical skill of programming. I remember when I interviewed at Cambridge and they told us "programming to CS is like a telescope to astronomers" lol and it was all just maths questionsI was also in a good CS program (before dropping out kek) but it's not a coding course, you have to teach and work on projects yourself if that interests you as a career. It's just a learned skill like any other, like producing music or woodworking or whatever.There are all kinds of tangential jobs though that you can apply your skillset to. I have old college friends who don't write any code at all but still work in tech and finance related industriesEven when I did an internship with the ministry of defence, they cared more about my maths and problem solving skills, and my ability to learn an architecture and write good documentation, than how optimised my code was or whatever >>33711224Anyone can learn how to implement something, that's just a practical skillset. Really understanding how and why something works, and having enough knowledge to be able to be creative and come up with new solutions, is far more valuable a skill than simply being able to code x algorithm in y language and framework
>>33711363yes thank you
>>33711268I doubt that but k>>33711274Based, post back with antics>>33711330The club, the bar, Tinder
>>33711363that's pretty close to the anime girl i found myself to illustrate lmao
>>33711330On soc
>>33711333what if he didn't tell you he was coming and then held your head as you did, and then claimed he just lost control>>33711336Why are you such a bitch, you should be thankful to taste your man's seed
>>33711379Based Ranma enjoyerRead/watch it if you haven't, it's a hood classic
>>33711356i'm not a woman, but yeah unironically ...
>>33711379not her, but i had to make sure it was gravity defying enough
>>33711381oh i would just break up with him, block him, and never speak to him again because "losing control" is unmasculine and i think i would instantly lose all attraction.
>>33711359if that's true then what are you doing here?
ordering a cappuccino after 11AM in Italy to show the italian huzz im dangerous and mysterious
>>33711354Implants
>>33711389i'm bored and unemployed like everyone else
>>33711389omg i'm close to her too, why do you guys always think like that
>>33711376>>33711371Don't reply to me, sexpest.
>>33711381>Why are you such a bitch, you should be thankful to taste your man's seedI am, I love sucking his dick. I would not be sucking his dick if he acts like I'm disgusting after I do, I'd much rather not do it and have him act loving towards me.
>>33711391what are you doing in italy in september
>>33711401It's the best time of the year to visit. May and september.
>>33711387I thought women liked making men lose control>>33711397So you think your man should kiss you even if he ends up tasting his own cum
my gf of 3 months has started farting around me
>>33711395nta he probably thinks this is a dating board for singles or something bc moids are fucking stupid.
>>33711401im going to venice again
>>33711404The hottest time is best?
>>33711406Now this is true love
>>33711406plug her ass with your dick
>>33711405>i thoughtok well sorry that you're fucking stupid? what do you want me to tell you, idiot, you thought wrong.
>>33711411Autumn and spring are the best times to go. Rome was tolerable last year. still not jacket weather but could be comfortable in dress pants and a nice shirt without sweating
>>33711406My husband started at the 1 week mark and we've been together for 11 years. This is a great sign.
>>33711186You don't "bring up sex", you start touching her hair and then go for a kiss. If she lets you do that, then it's a smooth sailing
>>33711406every time she farts, give it a rating out of 10
>>33711419This anon gets it
>>33711416so you want your man to be completely in control while hes fucking you, is he allowed to moan, to be erratic in his thrusts, if he cries afterwards will you judge him
Well, he yelled at me again.
>>33711408i'm just here to say that this Kyle Crane looks like he would kiss men after giving oral to them
>>33711405>So you think your man should kiss you even if he ends up tasting his own cumYeah, of course. If I have to taste him, he can taste it too.>>33711411May and September are not the hottest times of the year, that'd be July and the first half of August. Temperatures right now should be like 15-25°C. Plus late September is not peak season either so prices are more reasonable.
>>33711424you seem retarded.
>>33711425did you get on all fours and present yourself to him in order to repent
>>33711425yet you're still with him, so who's really at fault
>>33711425for too much seasoning again??
>>33711425I'm so sorry anon. Are you ok?
>>33711396What have I done >>33711394Enjoy being unemployed while it lasts>>33711404Based, have fun there>>33711419Is it>>33711425Who ):Tell him to fuck off
>>33711427are you being paid to advertise this nobody or something
>>33711428That seems pretty mean, are you a fujo>>33711429you are a cold woman
>>33711431If I left you'd be berating me all the same, but for leaving "over nothing".>>33711430He's not really in the mood for sex.
>>33711435Stop spamming, creep.
>>33711425go be with someone who can control their emotional outbursts. there's no reason to be with a man who acts like a petulant child
>>33711438well make him in the mood, twerk for him, call him daddy, be creative
>>33711432No, he's stressed over his job...>>33711434ngl, it makes me really sad, but I'm hoping it gets better soon.
>>33711439leave qt alone he's the only namefag i tolerate
>>33711440This is out of character for him, it's not like he'd been like this all the years I've known him.
>>33711436hey i wasn't the one bringing him here, i just really regret that anon made me look him up
>>33711439Wtf bro>>33711443K but he shouldn't yell at you that's horridIs he doing anger management or smth
>>33711445Forgot your trip, fellow creep MKG.
>>33711425What happened anon?
>>33711437go cry to your mommy about it
>>33711448He's in therapy yes. So am I.
>>33711425Help me understandWhat I'm sayin' ain't gettin' throughWhy I can't be your manWhen I'd give up the world for youGirl, I'll do the best I canLove you forever that's what I'll doIf I was your manIf I was your manIf I was your man
>>33711437>That seems pretty meanWhat's mean about it? It is mean to act like a woman having sex with you makes her gross, if anything. Kissing your bf after you've given him a blowie isn't mean.Not a fujo, no.
>>33711443he sounds britishagain as i said to any femanon who has mentioned men yelling like this, they are not mature enough to date someone if they have anger issues, please be safe
>>33711326Then no suck
Anons I will clean the leaves as long as you don’t bully me for playing with the leaf blower. What will you do in return?
>>33711451He's been stressed out and now has been snapping at me over small things.
>>33711258UGH UGH UGH AWOOOOOOOOOGA >sound of stick and stones clapping*OOO OOO OOO OOO YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOUNGA BUNGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>generic cartoon splat sound
>>33711449cmon bro you know mkg could not make a single post that doesn't make involuntarily you roll your eyes at the way he's constantly huffing his own farts
>>33711455But its kind of gay and embarrassing, it just doesn't sound like you're being very considerate about how the man feels
>>33711461It's good that he's in therapy but bro needs to fucking sort it out honestly and I would be stern with him if he continues. I hate people who take it out on others when they're stressed or upset. I'm a nutcase myself but I've never been mean to people IRL, he needs to find other ways ro express and regulate his emotions
>>33711458This sort of thing happens very occasionally, last time was almost a year ago. ... But I do start second guessing if I want to have children with him, when he does lash out.
>>33711467>can't control himself>how the man feeeeeelsgod you are so bitchmade no wonder you're an incel loser
>>33711460I'd bake you cookies
>>33711467>gayIs it gay to kiss your wife??? lol >embarrassingIf we're putting our mouths on each other's genitals, kissing and our own fluids should not be embarrassing. If a man feels like I'm disgusting after sucking his dick, I'm not sucking his dick. He doesn't get to have his dick sucked and make me feel like shit for it.
Is yelling really that big of a deal?
>>33711406That's her way of marking you as her territory
>>33711470read why does he do that by bancroft lundy before you have kids with him.
>>33711476It scares me personally, I don't like people who yell I love my mom but she yelled... a lot... so it's kind of a trigger for me to freeze up or run. I'm very soft spoken IRL I don't think there's a setting desu where it's okay to yell and scream at anyone irl
>>33711476Yeah
>>33711476controlling and regulating your emotions is a basic life skill that every adult should have, like cooking, running a laundry machine, and tying your shoes. If you can't do these things you are too mentally stunted to date.
>>33711473Deal. The leaves haven’t started to accumulate yet but I will hold you to it.
>>33711476Yeah. I would not date a man who yells at me.
>>33711186M or FThoughts on age gap relationships?Oldest or youngest you would date?
>>33711476It is to me. I have some trauma around that, and when he starts punching walls and yelling at me about having misplaced things, I can't help but be fearful. ... I don't want to fear the man that I love.
>>33711472not an incel I got head just a few months ago>>33711475I mean if she still has cum taste in there yeah, the difference is that if he puts his mouth on your pussy thats hot and hetreo, if he tastes his own cum its gross and gay. You shouldn't feel like shit though you should understand empathize with his reasoning
>>33711470i'm really so sorry about that, what i dislike hearing the most is men changing attitude and showing their bad sides later in the relationship when they feel safe enough, i get that he's not a full blown pyscho but don't let it slide and yeah i'd never want to have kids with someone like that, can't even imagine treating the person i love like this or any stranger at all
>>33711486It's over.
>>33711476Also I've dated girls who yelled at me and it sends me back into that dissociation freeze up mode or I just have to leave the situation else I know my bipolar ass will end up slamming a door or something. I don't like yelling and these people need to find better strategies to manage their emotions than taking it out on others. It really upsets me honestly
>>33711489that's abuse. leave before he punches you. he WILL punch your kids.
Can women tell when I stare at their breasts if I often have a vacant far away look in my eye
>>33711488>M or F>Thoughts on age gap relationships?As long both consent to the relationship >Oldest or youngest you would date?No one wants to date me.
>>33711476yelling like an infant to a woman as a grown man is embarassing and makes you unhinged and uncontrolled, any woman should stay away from men like that
>>33711488M, I mean I like older women so I'd date up to like 50 honestly if I really liked her (am late 20s)I've dated a couple of 18yos who hit on me, the age gap is just too much and I feel bad so I don't think I'd do it again, maybe 21+ is a reasonable lower limit
Women do you like luxury purses and clothes?
>>33711488F>Thoughts on age gap relationships?Find them weird, sometimes predatory if the gap is big and one of the partners is very young. >Oldest or youngest you would date?I'd date someone 2 years younger or 5 years older.
>>33711479My mom was like that too. Neurotic people scare me now
>>33711498Yeah. Moids stare at my breasts all the time because they're big
>>33711476It depends on why there's yelling for me, but there's almost always a better option for it. My parents yell at each other all of the time over the most trivial things and I hate it
>>33711488i'm 36, and i would date 30-40. anything more is too much.
>>33711488F I thought I liked it when I was younger but I don't anymore. About 5 years older is my limit. 2 years at most for younger.
>>33711488F>Thoughts on age gap relationships?Am in one.>Oldest or youngest you would date?Youngest I'd date is my own age, and oldest I guess 10 years older.
>>33711489>starts punching walls and yelling at me about having misplaced thingsOh fucking hell. Sorry but I have to agree with other anons this is a huge red flag and horrible behaviour. I don't think you should stay with someone like this unless they sort themselves out.>>33711504): sorry to hear that dudeI love my mom so much but she has BPD or something she was constantly crashing out and screaming at/hitting me as a kid. I have bipolar myself but I'm super chill with people IRL cause I never wanna be like that lol
>>33711490It's fine if he doesn't like it, but I'm not going to put myself in a situation in which he doesn't want to kiss me. If my man felt like that, he could give me head and we could fuck, but I'm not giving head to him if he acts like I'm gross after.
>>33711488F, 3 years younger or older than me max/min, whatever i said last time
>>33711445Lol thx that's sweetEh just popped in for the lulz, I have to go to work in a couple hours. Should probs not be daydrinking lol but fuck it we ballin
>>33711502I like some, but I don't really care for them and have never bought any. I don't really think I can justify that kind of expense, even if I have the money.
>>3371148833 here. Youngest, 18, oldest, maybe late 40s, but as long as she looks good I don't really care
>>33711505Okay but imagine this scenario you're walking in the park and cute male anon is walking the other way he is looking in a direction that will eventually line up with your breasts but he's doing it before you actually cross paths. How do you know if he was really looking or if they were in his line of sight
>>33711502Luxury means absolutely nothing nowadays.
>>33711488F. I think they're fine. I'm 34, and I'd date people between 20 and 40.
>>33711517So now he has to eat you while you don't do anything in return, you sound selfish, its supposed to be the other way around
>>33711488Nice nails.Older women with well done nails are nice.
>>33711507>It depends on why there's yelling for meFor example, if we could go straight, but she wants to go around on a longer path because she "doesn't like crowds"
>>33711523Because they are always looking
>>33711515>>33711495>>33711492Thank you for your responses anons.I'm thinking about what to do. I've made a life with this person, so it's not all that cut and dry.Do I start with asserting some boundaries? Is it best to do a sudden cut off?
>>33711524Then what means something? Youre probably just getting old
>>33711517>>33711527Also what if he doesn't want to kiss you if after you eat sausage, sauerkraut, or pickled herring. Would you judge him on that too
>>33711502i don't see anything special in them and most of that stuff looks ugly, but some dresses might look nice, that's all
>>33711527He doesn't have to do anything, he can do it if he wants to. I'm not selfish, I'm just not going to engage in sex acts that make me feel bad. If he makes me feel bad, he doesn't get his dick sucked. Easy peasy.
>>33711526Whats the catch
>>33711530but how would you know for sure, maybe he didn't even notice them
>>33711532Bold words for someone posting fb boomer tier pics
>>33711533No, he's fine to not kiss me if he doesn't like the taste of something I ate. I'll generally avoid eating those things before we see each other, so we can kiss and cuddle.
>>33711536She's the RT of this thread.
>>33711533why do you care so much about what other women allow their boyfriends to do? you aren't in the relationship. you are a gossipy little bitchboy who's feelings get hurt over mean internet words. kill urself or transition
>>33711537He did
Dear womenI like to go to parks and find groups of young women, then I pull out my phone and angle it so that from point of view the top of my phone is just below their cute butts, then I just walk behind them for bit while sneaking peaks and quickly averting my eyes without moving my head to avoid suspicion. Would you be able to tell if this happened to you and if you could would you be flattered or disgusted
>>33711531i hug anon, sorry i haven't been in a relationship so i'm not the best person to give advices for this, but i understand it's not like that all the time and you feel like you've put a lot of youself in this.I really don't know what is the best thing to do but be careful, take distance and get yourself able to move away from a man that would do such things, i hope you have friends that can be close to you irl, if not try to make some please
>>33711502>Women do you like luxury purses and clothes?Not really. I like certain purses/bags and I like comfortable clothing.
>>33711545kill yourself please
>>33711542isn't tht the point of these threads?And not gonna lie you sound low key kinda transphobic :/
>>33711531I think it's best to try work it out desu rather than taking extreme emotional reactions. Ik it's really hard but you have to have a serious chat and lay out what upsets/scares you and what you want him to work on. Like don't throw years away over some isolated incidents, but you need to trust your gut and leave if it's worrisome behavior he's not fixing
No one hears a word I say...
>>33711540Rotten tomatoes?
>>33711540RT=Russia Today
>>33711529Unless if we were far away from each other, it is loud around us, or if it was a dangerous and urgent matter then there isn't a good reason to yell. It only stresses everyone out and that's not good for maintaining a relationship
>>33711545>dear women, i'm a 50 year old failure of a human that gets off to the idea of people being disgusted by me
>>33711536They have to have to be able to connect with me on a level that's meaningful. I won't date someone JUST because they're in my preferred age range. The bigger the age gap, the less likely we can easily empathize with each other.
>>33711549why, im not taking pictures of them its just a way to avoid suspicion, is looking at girls reall that bad, if a girl looks at a guy in public should she kys too
>>33711554No, but that's one way to put it, yes.
>>33711502yes and no. i like things that are well-made so i go for real leather and splurge on nicer materials like cashmere, but the brand name isn't relevant to that. in fact some "luxury" brands just phone it in because they know they sell based on name and you get a shitty product.
>>33711538This you?
I miss my abusive gf, she only hurt me because she loved me :(
>>33711558hey, I'm not 50
>>33711488M, I’m 30 so between 23 and 32 maybe. My gf is 24 and I think that works best. Enough of a gap that he’s more mature and handles pressure better but not enough to look old or it too be too weird
>>33711470Seconding this >>33711478 it's available for free online
>>33711550transphobia? on 4chan?? no!!!!
If I grew up poor and make a (raised) rich boy my househusband, should I feel pressure to hustle and get loaded?Is this how men feel? I never wanted to be RICH rich, just stable, but now it seems like I need to own multiple properties and buy him fancy clothes, even if he says it's fine to just get a cute countryside home...
>>33711502No.>>33711498Purrhaps anon.
>>33711559And what are your hobbies as a 34 year old woman? What do you look for in a man? Do you like pets?
>>33711565>Animal printEwww sister
Why do they never make vibrating breasts implants, specially designed for tittyfucking?
I want that bald cat
>>33711509>I thought I liked it when I was younger but I don't anymoreLargest age gap you were in?
>>33711545Wait, why aren't you just taking pics of their butts?
>>33711579>this is what moids want
Woah this is amazing news
>>33711583I think that would be disrespectful, and I consider myself a gentleman
>>33711579anon i've tried to look at bimbo porn and breast implants look so stupid, all they do with them is polishing them like they're pondering the orb, why would you want something so retarded? can't even sink your hands in it
>>33711511>Am in one.How much older is he?
>>33711551>Ik it's really hard but you have to have a serious chat and lay out what upsets/scares you and what you want him to work on.We did have this difficult conversation a year ago, when he yelled at me in front of a friend we have in common.He's working on it, and trying his best.I was able to have him move in with me, and he's been away from his family's house (which causes the most trouble) for a long time now. I also don't want anything to happen that would make him homeless (I paid for our place and going back isn't really an option for him).He's a good, kind person, but has a lot of anger inside him because of decades of abuse. I think I'm starting to realize this really doesn't depend on me though... It really has to come from him. I really try to provide a comfortable home for us. But I understand that that alone doesn't really "fix" anything or undo years of trauma. He is trying, it's just that I have to get used to these slip ups... It's not realistic to expect him to snap his fingers and be okay, I think...I'm trying to juggle all that with my own tendency to want to remain in bad situations out of blind loyalty (I used to be much worst off in the past).
>>33711581Khhv here but I liked a guy who was 32 when I was 19. He married a woman around his age who started treating me like shit when they got engaged
>>33711588That is good news. Yay.
i'm glad i've never liked old men at all
>>33711596Me too lol
>>33711566Should have spanked her with your chancla
>>33711590But pulling out your phone to just look would make it seem like you're doing that anyway. I just stare at their ass blatantly, not like they can do anything about it. But yeah, you are more gentlemanly than me lol
>>337115927 years older
>>33711596>i'm glad i've never liked old men at allYour loss
WomenMy hobbies do not involve sports or any sort of competition at all. Am I doomed?
>>33711602>He thinks that's the average 61yo moid Delusional
>>33711603No.
>>33711601Are you worried about being alone when he dies years before you?
>>33711596Some old men are handsome especially asian mixed men, some Europeans, some mixed Hispanics, some turks etc
>>33711606A bit, yes. But I can fend off for myself.
>>33711603Hm not really. But I like sports. Think it depends if we have other things in common
>>33711602kill yourself and i hope that 35+ year old balding wrinkly loser who stalked me after asking me for directions gets raped by an african with stis
>>33711599no it just looks like I'm absorbed in my phone and not even paying attention to them, I don't hold it sideways but vertically
>>33711572No lol don't feel pressured just be happy together Materialism is lame
>>33711603No. I do like watching sports, but I'm not much of a competitive person.
>>33711607>some turksDoes this make you horny?
>>33711606Not her but 7years is nothing. She could easily die at 70 and him at 80. This is just schizo
>>33711615yeah
>>33711588Hunters world wide in shambles over this news.
>>33711617Jump off a building. Head first. On concrete. Try to aim for the pavement and say Meooow
>>33711588Nicest thing ever posted on atoga
>>33711584>>33711591Yes 95% of breasts implant just look like a bolted abomination. But if at least it was vibrating, there could be something out of it. Fat transplant/hormones is where it’s at.
>>33711594>who started treating me like shit when they got engagedWhat an asshat ):>>33711593You sound very kind but yeah he needs to work on his issues and find healthier outlets, taking it out on you is not fair
>>33711607kill yourself, i'd only date people of my age and raceyou guys should go waste your useless semen in plastic if you can't find a woman your age who would love you
>>33711611>kill yourselfI'll pass
>>33711488F and late 20sOlder woman is based, I like parenting my guy a bit. I'm 4 years older than my bf and we both enjoy it. 4-6 years is enough that it's a bit of a gap to be kind of sexy but not questionable or noticable.I never date older men because I don't want to be told what to do.
>>33711619nah
>>33711488M, I would ideally like to meet and date women around my age (I'm broke though lol) but the flirty women double my age are just so much hotter
Imagine if a natural Gcup (US) was craved in and imstead of a nipple, there was a thight sleeve to put your dick in, so that you could find a brand new way of tittyfucking.
>>33711628Then get cucked bitch
>>33711626you're delusional and you're not a rich pedo in hollywood btw, continue posting your otps like a teenage girl here daily if you want
>>33711631why so angry
>>33711612>I don't hold it sideways but verticallyObviously lolBut I'm just saying that your tactic is how I've taken pics before.
>>33711622>he needs to work on his issues and find healthier outlets, taking it out on you is not fairYeah /:It's not a good precedent or example with kids in the plans either...
>>33711621i really think that just using something big enough that vibrates around big breasts would replicate whatever you meant, the vibrations would travel
Male or female: my bf joked if he should post his face in a rate thread and I said no because I don't want people that might know him to possibly doxx me, is that controlling or just smart of me
why are men with darker skin inherently sexier than white men?
>>33711623Take your own advice, you self hating racist
I'd never have surgery for aesthetics or sexual purposes.
>>33711633Ive taken my angry pills and now im ready to go in I spektion inside your mouth with mr dick-head so make sure youre clean I dont want any stains
>>33711643no thank you, i love being white, sorry to hurt your feelings
>>33711615No. Not that turk, that's sad and he got bucked and broken
>>33711641Posting your face on the internet is always a bad idea.
>>33711645ok but it's your dick's funeral
>>33711641Do you have 400+ followers on instagram? Hell youd need 40000 to be recognized
>>33711641I think it's smart to not post your picture online.>>33711642I think white men are sexier than men with darker skin, personally.
>>33711635I guess I could try it, I'm worried about someone behind me seeing the camera app and calling the police though, and then there would be evidence
>>33711646Why are you always lying
>go get first car with gf>she's clearly bothered by something and acts off the whole time>fairly certain its the idea that I had a few grand to drop on a car at a moment's notice because I have savings unlike she does these days (apparently she blindly let her ex spend all of her money while they were together)>go get food with my parents after the same day>decides to bring up how she couldn't bring a child into the world with how it is at the moment (she knows my parents obviously would like to dream of having a grandkid sooner or later)how unhinged was this of her? is she bipolar or something? its so disrespectful when they've done nothing but support her since we got together for things.
>>33711630
>>33711651but white mean are so cringe and weird. like why are they always here posting about their bbc cuck fetishes and hasan envy
>>33711641I agree but your reasoning is a bit silly to me. I would be more upset because my bf shouldn't care if anyone but me (and himself I guess) finds him attractive, and the same goes for me. As long as we're fucking regularly who gives a fuck
Women always have the worst sexual fantasies they're never about sex but about roleplay and weird shit, why can't they just beg me to fuck their ass or make out with other women in front of me, why are women so horrible
>>33711653about what schizo
>>33711488MHalf age plus seven rule works well enough for me>>33711545>>33711561>>33711590Dude... please be honest with yourself. This is exactly as bad as it sounds. The sooner you accept that it's an issue the sooner you can find a happier and healthier outlet to replace it.>>33711593Has he been receiving therapy for it? Or take any medications for related issues stemming from the abuse? Maybe group therapy? Having an active support system in place can really help with minimizing episodes and having emergency back up plans can help
>>33711660it's because you aren't attractive and your cock isn't worth begging for, idiot
>>33711660Doesn’t align
>>33711636Indeed, I hope you can work it out either way and find a stable partnership >>33711641Smart desu, posting in rate threads is for losers (t. have done), also if he has a gf why is he doing it??
>>33711654Female here and you seem extremely self centered and mad at her for... being in a bad mood and stressed out about our country rightfully being pretty crazy right now? You have all the warmth of an ice cube and need to chill with your weird/mean conclusions, don't invent fanfiction about her reasons and what she is feeling actually ask her about shit and hear it from her own mouth
>>33711660men who would put their dicks in asses should get them chopped
>>33711649No biting. Or you wont smile that prettily
>>33711642Chocolate milk>white milkI grew up too exposed to white people and I don't want to risk being looked down on racially. The white guys who like me have a misplaced Wasian fetish anyway.
>>33711654I mean I can understand being irked by it if she's poor and doesn't have that kind of money, maybe she's just worriedAnd she was probs just honest about the kid thing, maybe she just has other concerns, talk to her about it>is she bipolar or somethingWhy do normies say this lmao wtf does this have to do with bipolar disorder
>>33711660Ass is not for fucking
>>33711660Nah I would do this
Not to shove my xtian upbringing on all of you, but I don't understand why y'all jump straight into what's basically a married relationship "as a test period" without having any of the conversations that should happen beforehand. No wonder your relationships fall apart over the dumbest things.
>>33711666please its big enough that I have to go slow when starting anal>>33711667what are your fantasies >>33711673thats all men given the chance
>>33711679>xtian upbringingWhat?
>>33711660was i begging for cock last night or did i dream that? i woke up supremely embarassed.vgs00
>>33711677If asses were just for shitting then why did they evolve to be so cute?>>33711678Have you?
Men, how did you get addicted to the pussy of Autistic Art Geek women?
>>33711680I'd rather put my dick in her vagina. Or her mouth. Or between her tits.
>>33711679I like cohabitation within 6 months-a year and having a marriage conversation within 1.5-2 years. I want forever and I won't be another man's girlfriend for 9 years again. Trial by fire
>>33711674don't put your cock in strange mouths if you want to keep it
>>33711683but was it in the context of like your dad or some other powerful male figure or just some normal attractive guy
>>33711676normies think bipolar is when you have a mood they don't like
>>33711685Getting some would have been a start. But i didn't so I weren't and I'm not.
>>33711686last respectful anon alive
>>33711684No I’m virgin haha, but I have fantasies like that and want to try
>>33711691Legit lmaooNiggas have a mood swing as a reaction to a real life event and think they're bipolar baka
>>33711687>Trial by fireHope that works out for you sister
>>33711691>>33711696You're both normalfags, dont act as though you're not.
>>33711688I was trying to help unclog your throat with my dick. Also verifying if you brush well :^)
>>33711679yeah, you're right, i should definitely sign a lifelong legal contract before i live with someone for the first time, and definitely before i find out if they have a 3" cock w erectile dysfunction
>>33711697I'm getting a proposal next summer (it'd be sooner but we don't want it to close to my brothers wedding) and he brings up marriage constantly so I'm happy
>>33711654Seems like she was just in a sad mood, it happens to many people. Even, and not as rarely as you'd assume, men. You should have a calm conversation about the kids thing, especially if this is the first you've heard of it. If you're in a relationship where you don't communicate feelings (seems she didn't talk about or maybe even process bitterness about her lack of savings) that is a problem to work on. My bf and I tell each other everything even if it's shitty and upsetting, although maybe that doesn't work for you guys. Some people are bad at processing and identifying why they feel certain ways.>bipolarDoes she think she's the next prophet? Has she quit her job and fucked random guys on the street? And then has she suddenly locked herself in her house and sliced herself open multiple times? Slept for multiple days and skipped showers?Bipolar is a serious mental illness, sometimes involving psychosis.
>>33711698i'm a gigastacy with diagnosed autism so kinda
>>33711684>If asses were just for shitting then why did they evolve to be so cute?If a moid puts his dick in ass, the dick should be chopped off
>>33711698Tbh I feel I can LARP as a normalfag well enough IRL, mentally I'm a wreck though Tfw working a late today so can't go drinking with this baddie
>>33711680>what are your fantasies
>>33711701I think this was a very bad faith reading of my post>>33711702Congrats anon!
>>33711705i love you twin anon
>>33711708sorry was it wrong of me to assume christians live by christian doctrine? lmao
>>33711709Thanks for inspiration
>>33711706You're definitely a normalfag
>>33711712>normalfagWhat the FUCK did you just call me
>>33711704You don't have autism they misdiagnosed you
>>33711710You sound very butthurt
>>33711714ok i'll be sure to let my doctor know. what should i do with all my gundam kits since im retiring from autism?
moids ask if it's gay to kiss a woman who gave oral to a man and then think that telling girls that they would stick their dick in ass is appealingimagine how better you would look if you had some kind of morals and self respect
>>33711719All sex is moral as long as it's consensual and between adults who aren't genetically related to each other.
>>33711715is that your rebuttal to your own inability to follow your religion while using it to look down on others? this is why everyone hates religious people btw
>>33711722i'm going to impregnate your nostrils with my micropenis
>>33711719It’s more about possessiveness than actual disgust. We don’t like knowing any other guy touched you
>>33711680>likes analconfirmed dicklet
>>33711713You are a normalfag
>>33711726Sure, I could use a good nostril-fucking.
>>33711729how does it feel to know that no one here cares about your approval or opinion of them lol
>>33711724>inability to follow your religionIncorrect, I use religion so I can larp as a volcel>while using it to look down on othersWhy did you feel like I was looking down on you specifically
>>33711717Play with them, I still don't believe you have autism. He misdiagnosed you
>>33711728>dickletmy newest fav (non) insult. i think i read it in reference to a woman, but i could be wrong.
>>33711730not surprised, this will be normalized by 2040
>>33711730NTA but I just sneezed out a huge ball of gunk and now I wonder if I was nose raped.
>>33711731Mehh. You're still a normalfag and a bully.
>>33711733This, I can tell she doesn't have autism because she wears tube tops and flip flops. That's normie wear. And her bucket hat doesn't help since those are back in style these days.
>>33711732so many assumptions to cover up your failures. your original post didn't even apply to me, i was just pointing out the stupidity of it, and your response was that you don't even follow the teachings you were referencing. you are too stupid to continue conversing with. bored now.
>>33711425Everything was going well and looking up too, huh? Such a random and unfortunate turn. :(
Women, would you ever be the shared communal girlfriend of a male skinhead gang, like the guys in Romper Stomper or This is England?
>>33711729Seriously though I don't think I'm a normalfag, I'm almost a wizard. I can hold it together enough IRL to keep a job (for now) but I'm always a melty away from going mental again
>>33711733ok. have a nice day
>>33711741>you don't even follow the teachings you were referencing.How am I not following them? Explain it to me
>>33711747I watched This is England. Wtf so depressing
>>33711752I kind of wish I was the little boy in that movie when he got to kiss the grown-up skinhead chick.
>>33711747at least skinheads shave their beard right?
>>33711747No, I'm made for a monogamous relationship.
>>33711747no, ew
>>33711572I wish I still had that old chart that talks about the differences between poor vs middle class vs wealthy mentalities and upbringings. People who grow up poor are going to have different reactions to wealth compared to wealthier people. They tend to have a strong scarcity mindset for example, so they focus a lot on making the most of every last penny at the cost of bigger mental loads, which is manageable when poor but quickly becomes impractical when managing larger amounts of income. Rich people on the other hand are much more flexible when it comes to stashing what they need at the cost of some inefficiencies. My parents for example get into arguments that ultimate stem from these differences in upbringing. My dad is from a middle class background so he's flexible with what he needs and doesn't mind gaps in efficiency. My mom grew up below the poverty line so she's always stocking the pantry beyond what we can reasonably eat and is much more careful with her spending. She's also much more anxious over disasters than my dad. Anyways, what I want to tell you is be careful with your assumptions around money. Prioritizing income security is good, but know that some of that risk tolerance is coming from your own background and you may have biases in your perception holding you back from using resources optimally.>>33711588Today is the best day in history for anyone who struggles with an illness, and tomorrow will be even better>>33711654Sounds like a normal worry to me>>33711660It seems like to me women get horny slower but once it builds up they get hornier than men and nothing can stop it, kind of like this meme>>33711685Because a lot of us are autistic art geek men
>>33711753Don’t be weird
WHERE is my thread wife?!
>>33711748Why haven't you spoken with your psychologist about treating your issues, I knew a guy that had legit autism he had a psychologist and held a job
>>33711758damn that pic is so relatable
>>33711760Bring in that floating fat man!
>>33711760with me
>>33711760Who?
>>33711761didn't you see? anon undiagnosed me, i'm cured
>>33711760Sucking dicks
>>33711760myao ? c:
plap
>>33711761I can't afford a bloody psych again mate lol I'm skint
>>33711770Gross, don’t have to attention whore every post
>>33711719I have morals and self respect, that's why I don't like it. My morals, with self respect following closely behind, has decided what it likes and doesn't like and it believes that sticking it in her pooper is less gross than her having sex with another man
>>33711775:c
I wish I was the type of woman who could play otokoyaku roles
>>33711770Hell no>>33711766The sweetest girl who instantly makes my heart melt when I spot her and that I go to bed and wake up thinking about
goodmorning togans. was approached by a iranian chemist this morning and when he was telling himself about me, I couldn't help but to think to reply 'that is so bomb'.
>>33711752I've not seen this movie but my ex from Grimsby said they filmed some scenes around where she lived. I live on a council estate with British flags on all the lampposts and know racist geezers like the sort the film appears to portray lol. It's pretty grim and as far as I'm concerned these people are pitiable but ultimately a laughing stock. It's like inceldom but for nationalism; they blame everyone but themselves for their own shortcomings and inability to make something of themselves in the current climate. Albeit instead of Chads, it's pakis and browns on boats they point the finger at lol. Bloody tiresome and I hear this uneducated diatribe spouted all too often in pub I work in.
>>33711782Sorry, I'm taken (by charlie).
>>33711762I love how mopey he looks in the second pic
>>33711778>sticking it in her pooper is less gross than her having sex with another manno hopeso ideally if you find a virgin girl, you would still have no trouble doing this?
>>33711787i sent it to my man immediately lmao
>>33711785NO THANKS
>>33711792Me too lol
>good morningThere are no good mornings. I would like to go back to bed.Preferably femanons bed.
Have you ever falled in love with a man after you seed his naked penis on your first meeting?
EveryanonHow’s it going today? If it’s morning for you, do you think it’ll be a good day?
women, what are some signs that a man has a small cock? my observations:>likes anal>prefers blowjobs to sex>cares too much about others approval of himobviously these aren't 100% but i would say it's at least 75% accurate
>>33711787>second picThis is what my germanic househusband will look like after I'm (temporarily) done with him
>>33711798I need to finish my thesis, which I keep referring to as my feces.
>>33711798FI feel weird. Not right
>>33711798M, yeah it's pretty chill so far, having some cider and a cig in the garden chilling with the cats lol. Gotta go work in an hour (so will probs play some vidya before and after), hopefully won't be too bad. Some baddie wanted to get drinks but will probs have to be tomorrow night or Friday where I finish work earlier
>>33711800>He uses words like "beta", "sigma", "stacey", "chad" and says "red pill", "black pill" etc urniornically
>>33711798drawing porn of chadlet
>>33711802Oho, a fellow academician of shitty theses
>>33711798Hi anon! It's going okay. I'm a little sneezy and tired, I let my cat sleep in my bad and I'm slightly allergic. I'm trying to catch up with work a little, I fell behind this week and I haven't been doing well with other stuff.How are you?
>>33711784Yeah that was kinda the sense I got too, so in a sense the movie has aged well. I have very little knowledge of England though, I’m so far away and not too invested in foreign culture. How old are you?
>>33711186nonsense, they will put into no sex friendzone forever if you never initiate flirting
>>33711804M, this, I've got this psychic hunch some weird shit is going to go down today. Maybe not for me personally, at least not immediately, but I feel like something huge is going to happen that will fuck things up and I'm dreading it. I know it's not just anxiety, my spider senses have been right about these prophesies before.
>>33711800Maybe but men with average to somewhat small pps need love too.
>>33711798Good! Making a beef dish, playing Elden Ring, life is good
>>33711814sure, if you like small penis, you could use these signs to find a suitable mate
>>33711760Uh.*sipping cold foam topped iced coffee*
>>33711767I'm that anon, go see your psychologist. Please dont hurt yourself or anyone else.
>>33711800Not that, being incel is a sign of small dick
>>33711813well somewhere in the world is likely getting bombed in one way or another do you aren't wrong but it's true of basically every day
>>33711800>rapes their victims under anesthetic drugs
>>33711817Nah they want feminine girly women, I don't meet their criteria and am not in their league misfortunetaly
>>33711819i did see a psychologist. he diagnosed me with autism. which then 4chan undiagnosed me. so i'm cured and normie now, and you can't stop my reign of normie terror
>ghosted again when setting up another date even though there were no signs of anything wrong on the last oneim throwing myself in the canal next week
>>33711811I'm 27But yeah I've heard it's a good movie I wanna check it outI'm sure some things are "movie-i-fied" but yean unfortunately I know uneducated broke guys like this IRL who are really racist and radicalised bc they have nothing to lose
>>33711819My foster parents walked me on a leash and made me wear a muzzle in public. Sometimes they would punish me by flogging me with a cat of nine tails or by restraining me to a bed and sticking pickled ginger in my anus to make me itch. When I told a psychiatrist about these problems, she diagnosed me with autism and told me my foster parents' behaviours were an attempt to treat my autistic brain deficiencies.
>>33711813Tell me more What’s the last psychic hunch you experienced?
>>33711811My nose is runny too! I am snotty and blame it on the weather. Not looking forward to super cold weather when I have to walk across town every morning.
>gf just has to mention how she used to do [x] thing for an ex after doing it for me (sexual or otherwise)bit shit
It’s kind of fucked up that I paid $500 for an AC that fills up with mold and kills me and they won’t even fully refund it despite a nationwide recall and that everything in my house that costs a lot of money breaks within a year. Or poisons me and gives me pussy cancer.
>>33711829There was a specific house in a neighborhood I lived in where I thought the tenants were in danger. Just a vague, dark feeling but nothing I could act on to warn them. After feeling that dread for several weeks, their house burned down in the middle of the night from a kitchen fire.
>>33711823becoming feminine and girly is a matter of clothing, makeup, and style. just get good
>>33711837Really? Did they die? Can you tell me if anything happens
>>33711834Whhhat? What was it and what brought it up in conversation?
>>33711834If you were part of an HR interview panel, would you want a candidate who tells you they have no experience in your field, or would you want one who has training and experience that would be helpful to the role?
>>33711834She's dumb. I pretend my ex never existed with my husband, I think he doesn't even know his name.
>>33711834tell her what you used to do with femanon?
>>33711258That guy is not my type. I like men like Pacha from Emperor’s New Groove.>>33711342Yes>>33711488I like older men but I won’t reject someone my age. Oldest I would go is 10 years.>>33711502No.I just want nice looking dresses but the ones I like are hard for me to find. More reason to learn to sew.
>>33711839I know there were at least some survivors because there was a camper trailer parked in the same lot for months after the ruins of the building were demolished by the city.
>>33711810I miss having cats.I’m good. Well-rested today which is an abrupt change from the last 4 days. Not looking forward to work but I’ll get through it.>>33711816Sounds that way. I don’t have any protein at home right now so I’ll have to have a carbs breakfast.
>>33711828 I'm not sure whether you're trolling or not. If it's true then your psychologist should be in jail and so should your parents.
>>33711788Well, she doesn't necessarily have to be a virgin. A stable pattern of healthy relationships that value slow and steady growth over time that peaks at higher and deeper levels of connection is really what I'm looking for. As far as sex goes it's the same idea. I think that as long as we take it slowly, communicate, build trust, and value preparation the level of joyful connection achieved will outweigh the potential ick involved.
mencan you become a pick-me and dominant at the same time
>>33711847nta it's a weird pedophile troll please ignore. he posts bait like this so he can elaborate on the weird vaguely sexual shit and get off.
>>33711827That is sad. Seems to be a world wide thing. Happy you didn’t end up in that world
>>33711849i'm a virgin and i would absolutely avoid any man who is attracted to anal like the plague
>>33711838>becoming feminine and girly is a matter of clothing, makeup, and style. just get goodMy body type will never look good in feminine clothing, I don't like make up because I don't look good in it.
>>33711850>pick-meFuck off.>dominantYes but only because I don't like you very much.
>>33711851Wtf why can't the mods ban him.
>>33711846>I miss having cats.I miss her too when I'm not around her. She's the best. She's a BRAT, but I love her so much.I'm glad you managed to rest. Due to the cat situation I haven't been able to get a good night of sleep, but I'll exhile her to my mom's room and maybe get some sleep tonight.
>>33711851YIKES
>>33711853And that's completely fine. It's not for everyone
Anons please respond to her >>33711850
>>33711853nta and not a homophobe but like i have never understood why a straight man would want anal.like, yeah, if that's your only option because you are gay or you are religious and deluding yourself into to "poophole loophole" i get it but a straight man with a wet pussy right in front of you, and you stick your dick in the shit hole instead? wtf. small cock behavior
Do you believe in Rape After Love?
>>33711854what style of clothing do you usually wear? well, if you even want advice. i can just drop it if you want. but i would like to help if i can. i went from being very tomboyish to more cutesy feminine as i got older, and now in my 30s i have a more elegant style. but younger me dressed like a little boy
Too much small dick (energy) itt
>>33711860Silence, simp.
>>33711867Shut up I'm looking for my dream man
>>33711857Being allergic to cats sounds horrible. A cruel twist of fate. I hope you can get a good night’s rest too.Have a pic of my old buddy!
>>33711861so true, imagine even saving yourself and then you have to find out that your long awaited dick has probably been in someone's ass (or will)
>>33711836That sucks, sorry anon ): maybe turn it off at least if you're worried about the mold? Maybe someone else can come out to try look at it and fix or suggest a replacement (when you can afford)?
>>33711798I'm still recovering from my cold, so I don't think I'll get a lot done>>33711825Congratulations on getting your autism cured>>33711834Maybe she wants to do it more with you?
>>33711869is it the househusband build?
>>33711852Thanks anon that means a lotYeah thankfully I was raised better and I'm not a racist or hateful person >>33711850I guess they're not mutually exclusive?>>33711853Based desu, always been a weird fetish to me
>>33711875YES
>>33711871lmfao T-T imagine being a virgin and saving yourself for marriage and you finally, finally, after years of buildup, get to have sex and your new husband tries to stick his tiny cock in your shitter LOL i can't. jfc
>>33711878i know twin, i know...
FemanonsThe bf department needs (you) to look at the boyfriend applications from the last thread and make a choice
>>33711873thanks. i think i will go to the coffee shop, make eye contact with the barista, and comment on the weather!
>>33711881Sounds like work
>>33711840We might just have set the floor to talk about sex stuff or something, say anal or whatever. She'll try to turn it towards some form of twisted compliment after pointing out how she only did it with her previous ex (who fucked her over in several ways going by her story) in order to get things over with quicker, that kind of stuff (but she did it nonetheless)>>33711841Sure but I could do without having to visualize where her tongue has been before me if you follow.>>33711842Yeah I wish honestly. I know for a fact if I brought up previous partners and embellished things I'd notice a change in her mood for the worst (she's often times pried for information like this from me but I honestly haven't had as much experience so there's naught to tell)>wants me to post about us more on social media, occasional story or post or whatever>do this>still doesn't accept the tag request on her own profile and if you scroll back far enough you can still see her alleged bastard ex plastered all over the placeIts off putting in more ways than one as time has gone on
>>33711880Oh wait I just saw there was a second femanon with a househusband
>>33711881can you at least link it i'm lazy
>>33711280Lmao was bro crashing out again earlierA day in the life of ENTJ https://voca.ro/16cfnFW9qV6R
>>33711861It's another way to have fun sexually. Definitely more impractical but it's right next the vagina and has its own potential.
Is the reason my paper is taking so long in peer review because it is being laughed at and mocked before getting rejected, or because I will need a revise and resubmit that requires me to rewrite the entire thing almost from scratch?
>>33711887the coalition expands
>>33711892yea. i'm reading it right now, i screenshotted the funny parts and sent it to the groupchat
>>33711892The last one, embrace the pain
>>33711881I'm not going back to the previous thread everyone was really mean to me
>>33711893i wish i was rich enough to have a house husband. sadly i am currently a neet house gf. but maybe someday
>>33711892both lol
>>33711892>paper is taking so long in peer reviewAcademia is wild ngl, like have these people ever worked a real job baka
moids, should i shower or remain stinky?
>>33711900Depends on your field. Mine has a lot of ex-military and ex-bureaucrats.
>>33711901Have a shower anonAs someone who has a broken boiler/shower and has to have ice cold baths atmMake the most of your shower
if you feel like your gf is hiding her debt/poor financial habits from you and trying to get you to move in sooner rather than later to ease her outgoings how do you broach this without her losing her shit
>>33711901Behave yourself sister *throws a bucket of cold soapy water on you
Just took a disgusting poop
What would a 4chan version of The Pilgrim's Process look like, except instead of Christian the main character is Anon and his quest is to find an Autistic Femcel GF?
>>33711906Idk I'm a broke too so we'll figure it out together lol, I'd still move in with her and sleep on the floor or whatever
>>33711906If she loses her shit then that’s another big issue. Example 1747372873 of men dating crazy irresponsible bitches instead of normal girl…
>>33711908omg me too????? are we synced?????
>>33711906If she has never mentioned or requested money from you to maintain anything, this is probably not the case and she just enjoys you and your company.
Men, how aggressive are you in bed?
Thoughts on chia seeds? How do I eat this?
>>33711908RIP, hope you're alright So did I but desu that's cause I haven't eaten anything today and am just drinking and smoking before work
>>33711906just remain firm in your boundaries. no one falls in love faster than a narcissist who is about to be homeless
>>33711915Like a dog that jumps to greet people and knocks them to the floor.
>>33711911Honestly this is a healthy bond and can strengthen the relationship. "Being there for someone" in possibly their toughest time.
>>33711915Idk I play on my handheld consoles pretty hardNever had sex thoMy ex said I was very gentle kissing and stuff though >>33711916Wtf are those>>33711920Wholesome I'm just poor tho
>>33711918This lmfao
>>33711916With yogurt, smoothies, on toast with spread, avocado hippy shit
>>33711601That's not an age gap relationship lmao
>>33711906Bruh this post made me look at the camera like I'm in the Office
Women, are you interested in bondage?
>>33711927No
>>33711915I can switch it up but my natural preference is taking a soft dom approach
>>33711927I will be enslaved.
>>33711927NeverWhat if I itch?
>>33711927no, i'd rather be restricted by his own body
>>33711929This, my (M) lovemaking style is like one of those 10 minute 1980s movie sex scenes that has synthesizer lullaby music playing as the muscle dude with a mullet slowly makes love to the fluffy haired chick he rescued from evil robots or whatever.
>>33711927yes
>>33711932I thought you said "by my own body" and thought damn what freaky contortionist bondage do you get up to
>>33711931All that scratching is making me itch.
>>33711927Sorta. I’ve mentioned it before, I a weird fear that my bf would have a heart attack and then I’m tied up and doomed. I love the fantasy, but I would want another woman in the room for safety
>>33711933This just made me cream my f'n panties.
>>33711933Sounds romantic
>>33711933Hot...
>>33711888See >>33710375
>>33711935that can be implemented a bit, wrestler-kun
>>33711915I'm not, I'm very gentle and hit her with the constant "does this feel good" and "I love you so much" attacks. Which I understand isn't ideal.
>>33711942good bit
i would never want my man to be gentle in bed at all and i need to say this when i feel sad about not being able to relate to others>t. virgin
what's the women equivalent of " that girl you see at an airport and never again" ?
>>33711942I did respond.
>>33711950wait is this a thing?? i've actually mentioned this here once
>>33711949It is nice to switch up sometimes no?
>>33711950Same thing
>gf cooks for me>sucks when compared to my mothers cooking>consider leaving herUgh
Why is everybody being vicious :(
>>33711955no i don't really find that idea appealing and i always prefer to feel things as raw and direct as possible plus i like pain a lot so it must be my fatei like hugging and cuddles and affection though, but outside of sex
>>33711956why do we never see them write "that boy you see at an airport and never again" then?
>>33711958I will beat you with a wooden spoon
cutting myself shouldn't feel so good :(god I should kill myself soon
>>33711950The boy I see at the Airport and never see again Imagine being pretty enough to be approached at the airport
>>33711964She'll get better but it will never compare
>>33711958Date me insteadI never cook so you will never be dissapointed
>>33711969Go back to your momma then you ungrateful little bitch
>>33711888All of the responses are replies to these posts with one exception belowFirst application:>>33710003Second application:>>33710112Response to the second application:>>33710292Gf application too:>>33710339I think that's all of them
I find it interesting that foids come on here and only brag about their bfs (unless hes beating her or something) and men come on here and only complain about their gfs
>>33711961that's fair
WOMENI made a salad, and the dressing I used on it was hot salsa with a bit of shredded cheeseHow big of a red flag is this
>>33711962Why would we talk about boys with you? I’ve only heard this being a woman thing
>>33711962nta but i have no idea how to summon my airport man story, i think it's too old now and i don't use external things to scalp for itdo i have to retell it like a flashback scene
>>33711971I actually like the idea of that. Never asked her to cook anyway. Not that I'm ungrateful it's just disappointing.
>>33711977Sounds like a taco dip, just needs some ground beef.
>>33711914I've been supporting her for ages financially, just enough to tide her over each month basically but it seems wrong and with her habits I feel she won't be able to save even if I start going halfsies on her with everything.
>>33711977I will eat it if you add your coom
>>33711977i don't eat salad
>check out the bf applications>All atheists or have a body countMoids...
>>33711980I’d be such a good girlfriend
>>33711985YIKES
Is omega 3 supplements good for acne? My skin is so clear right now and I’m freaking out about it
>>33711987Are you the rapture schizo?
>>33711927YES and thanks for sharing this image i'm going to use it for inspiration/reference. got any more? i was surprised there were no female bondage threads in /h/ or /d/ :( im a casual so idk how to use the archives
>>33711991No lmao
Not actually looking but filled one out anyway.
>>33711989NtaI hate salad and I’m underweight
>>33711994IDEAL woman
>>33711989why would i eat lettuce and oil when i could just eat real vegetables that taste good? never understood the appeal of salad even to dumb eating disordered bitches, the dressing is more calories and less nutrition than just eating an english muffin with butter
>>33711987I'm not an atheist or have a body count but I am kinda lame
>>33711937why does it have to be a woman
>>33711994This is just, like>what do I wantsomeone to love me>what do I giveI will love youlike what you don't have any standards at all?
You and some people on my funeral as it rains around my coffin as it's being lowered down. Suddenly a flash and you notice a silhouette beside a tree. You smirk. Camera starts zooming out. Melodramatic song plays. Credits roll.
>>33712002Anon staged their death and they're now free?
>>33711945you can do that while being aggressive. do you like that? huh? while fucking her hard
>wake up>acne bump on my penisFoids, did you hex me in my sleep? Even after not watching porn all month? Is this for hornyposting? Because I'm not sorry.
>>33711978Idk I often randomly come across the girl one on social medias but never for men
>>33712002
>>33712001those are the worst kind of people to date because it means they don't know what they actually want and they will find out while you're together and you probably won't be it
>>33712000Idk feels better
>>33712012sounds sexist
>>33712006I guess. If she asked me to do that, I would. I just don't want to hurt somebody I care about by being too rough.
>>33712008hehe... the signs are beginning to show... tremble, moids
>>33711588Big pharmas the only institution I trust
>>33712004Free of all burden of life.>>33712010KEK
>>33712008You just have to wash your penis, anon. And never use the same underwear for longer than a day.
Missed my chance to post this in the other thread.Here you go you NSA fucks.
>>33712016>black and white thinkingmental illness
>>33712015shit... >>33712019I do though! I'm wondering if I got some kind of frontal-wedgie that scrunched up my underwear in one spot and created a pressure bump while I was on the bike yesterday...
>>33711881I think I like >>33710292
>>33712020mamma mia
goodbye kisses before leaving work, y/n?
>>33712025work? Ha ha aha ahahahhaha
>>33712013Okay
>>33712025Always.
>>33712024I'll give you points for using 'mamma' instead of 'mama'.
>>33712009nta, i repeat that i had no idea that this was a thing and i'm rewinding this again briefly but once i had to buy a water bottle and i didn't expect the cashier to look kinda like my type but a bit more chubby (human version of picrel)it was very unexpected so i felt like my entire face became red in an instant and i couldn't stop giggling about it for about half an hour while i was waiting for the airplaneplease don't bully him, he was very cute
>>33712025>before leaving workWHO IS SHE
>>33712025yesideally he should wear a shock collar that activates if he leaves the house so on weekdays he gets up an hour before me and gets all ready for work and the last thing he does is tiptoe up into the bedroom with his suit and cologne on before gently waking me up with a kiss and asking me to input the password to disarm the collar so he can leave for workmen this is my gf application btw
>>33712031tyty I am here all day
I couldn’t find the other application
>>33712020>Here you go you NSA fucks.I was about to say, holy doxxing capabilities...But then I saw in the previous thread there were like a dozen other replies who filled this out.You guys are insane.>>33712033>WHO IS SHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-EiEBqfWw
men would you date a girl who bites her cuticles
>>33712040Ya but maybe put some stop n grow on that x
>>33712037>"what are your red flags">blank
>>33712040Eugh. No. I don't wanna smooch a girl who might have nail bits in her teeth.
>>33712044I completely forgot to fill that out Red flags: OCD and anxiety disorder
>>33712040Myes (I'm a man that bites his cuticle btw) I was actually biting mine right now lol
>>33712045its the skin above the nailalso a normal mouth has worse things in itincluding those subhuman whores you like so much
>>33712040I would get you to stop that asap.
>>33712037Do someone have the template?
>>33712049>subhuman whoresnta but damn, what a loaded comment. Sounds like the girls that bullied me at school because I was pretty.
I'm great at sucking dick
>>33712037>>33710339This one is completely worthless since it misses the location/region.
>>33712051>>33710339
>>33712049>its the skin above the nailDead skin in the teeth is supposed to be better?!>a normal mouth has worse things in it, including those subhuman whores you like so muchMy monster girls are very serious about oral hygiene, thank you very much.
I'm a hypocrite for this but I'd never date anyone from here
>>33712037115 is crazy
>>33712056Ok. I give up
>>33712049>those subhuman whores you like so muchWow, who shat into your cunt today?
>>33712024I hope he brings lotsa spaghetti!
>>33712040can you do that? what is the angle
>>33712001I didn’t want to shrink the text so much to fit more detail. I suppose I just want a traditional relationship. It’s preferred the guy is chaste but such are hard to find so I’ll settle with monogamous and loyal. Don’t like people who regularly play video games or watch anime. He has to be able to provide financially if I’m going to marry him. Want children. Be okay with me being a housewife when we are married. I’ll be responsible for the household.He has to be emotionally available and can’t be a rude or inconsiderate person.I would like for him to adore children so that I can be assured he would be a potentially good father figure to our own. I would like a good man, honest and kind.I like reading, it would help his case if he did too. I would enjoy reading before bed with him. I want sex once a day when married if we are able.
>>33712059Have you done it before?
ohh to have a bf that calls me a subhuman whore
>>33712067Nope, I'm very new here anyway
>>33712060Why?
>>33712040We can work on that habit together
>>33712070Nta but that's underweight.
>>33712037Why did you type some things out and others you wrote by hand?
>>33712075Speed
>>33712073Right? I'm 5'0 and weight 115lbs...
>>33712076Let's do cocaine together!
>>33712077You're ok
>>33712073I’m working on it, but I’m fine I don’t look underweight at all>>33712079I don’t do drugs!
>>33712080I'd like to believe so. But anons here had called me fat before.
>>33712068the bar for expectations is really so low for men
Tough crowd
>>33712068superhuman virgin
>>33712084InnitAnyways I'm off to work
>>33712083the same men who would fuck asses?
>>33712068How would you like your degrading delivered, soft or hard?
>>33712082>But anons here had called me fat before.Don't listen to incels.>>33712081>I don’t do drugs!YET!
>>33712080I am in the green but don't like my body
where do i find me a mildly-furry gf?
How many of you bump to shakugan no shana soundtrack damn
>>33712085no way!! how did you know>>33712088as hard as possible but not gross
>>33712082As an insult or did you acutely post pictures? How's your bodyfat distribution?
>>33712093I keep them thangs (furry cat ears) on each nightstand.
>>33712068What makes you think you have earned the title of a whore?You start at fuckmeat and work your way up.
>>33712097I never posted pics here
>>33712080i think i'm between a 19 and 21, these units are confusing
>>33712094d-d-drizzy drizzy driznake?
>>33712100Then yeah, the insults literally means nothing and you have nothing to worry about
>>33712101Oh, no... He's mentally challenged.
>>33712097Super bloated, dip hips, need waist trainer.
>>33712037Wow no one wants me even as a joke?
>>33712086Go work that cunt babe
>>33712091This is just for reference, do what feels healthy for your body
>>33712108That attitude doesn't make you more loveable.
>>33712098w-why? why multiple on multiple night stands? lmao
>>33712113so we can both wear them and lick each others butts lol
>>33712112I was just poking fun
>>33712099sorry boss, i'll work hard
>>33712096if you're superhuman does that you're more powerful than me?
>>33712037hi, cute signature. you say you want 2 kids, but have you considered 3?
>>33712116i do not want to lick a single person's butt!!
>>33712121no, in my case it makes me just very very very human, while any other human has the ability to have something cool and magical in them
>>33712116>so we can both wear them
>>33712108You're too young for me and religious is an immediate hard pass.
You'd think getting ghosted would hurt less everytimeturns out it gets worse
>>33712057Wow guess I don’t want to be a gf that bad, can’t get myself to fill this out
>>33712128will you turn into femto
>>33712122I am not familiar enough with the middle child dynamic and would be scared to try and wing it>>33712126I am not that young?
>>33712131at this point im starting to sympathize
>>33712133But I am over 30.
Currently eating a sandwich with swiss cheese, green apple, and bacon on rye. Very good. Would recommend.
>>33712133we could...wing it together?
>>33712139What a cursed combination of foods. And I say this as a guy who eats pizza with ranch dressing.
>>33712108I'm an inch shorter...
He is already cheating, huh?
>>33712124so you don't have anything magical in you? that's a little sad.
>>33712137does "over 30" mean 31 or 50?
>>33712139Incredibly disgusting.
>>33712140Why do you want 3?
>>33712144yeah i have nothing, i decided to gift all my powers to every single human on earth instead
I like it when strangers on 4chan call me cute
>>33712145I don't want to date und 30.Anyway, I was just telling you why you might not get any replies, even as a joke.
>>33712139yeah, i can see it anon, i'm not a rye person but that sounds good with sourdough and maybe pepperjack instead of swiss
>>33712151cute
>>33712149why? because you wanted to be degraded?
>>33712128if you are continuously getting ghosted you probably suck
>>33712153Funny you say that, I'd have picked sourdough too but they didn't have it.
>>33712155...i can't disclose that, you already know too much
>>33712148just want a large family i suppose cuz i romanticize fatherhood, its actually not that hard a line for me to have 3 kids rather than 2, if my partner felt that strongly about it.
>>33712059Why hypocrite, and why not?
>>33712162Let’s see how you do with 1 then we can reassess
>>33712159Is this a Luigi's Mansion reference?
>>33712151lmao are you that anon with the cute signature? i really did mean it
>>33712159yeah I guess so. Learned my lesson with this one
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33712161hold on a sec! that's it, isn't it? you gave up your magic just so that you be more submissive to men!
Men, is it hard?
>>33712159Or giving the wrong people chances, which does not speak well for his filtering capabilities either.
>>33712173Life is, yeah.
>>33712173I was just about to fuck my fleshlight.Just looking for some good material.
>>33712173Nope.
>>33712173kinda yeah, rough patch right now. hoping for winter to fix it
>>33712173Semi. I'm thinking about my new flatmate who I absolutely cannot and must not fuck.
>>33712172technically it would be to make them more powerful instead!! but you're not supposed to know that, now go defeat evil dragons
buying plushies and boba to bait the plap trap with
>>33712178can you write my post id on it
>>33712163>Why hypocriteI also browse these threads and I don't consider myself undateable>why notToo many degens, I doubt anyone else is from my country and I prefer meeting people irl anyway
>>33712154thanks :)
>>33712183alright, but only if you'll be my reward when I get back.
>>33712186You don’t think there are good anons here?
>>33712185Tell me your real life first name and I will fuck it to that.
>>33712168no no, different anon
>>33712173Yeah, thanks for asking
>>33712189I'm sure there are
>dude 5 guys isnt even that much these days
>>33712193You wouldn’t even want to explore it if you found the right guy?
>>33712164that's fair, although i'd hope by the time we'd have one, you'd be won over enough by me to certainly want to be bred atbleast twice by me
>>33712182keep your dick out of her anon! she probably wouldn't even like the sensation of your diamond-like penis brutalizing her gooey pussy while she stares into your eyes
>>33712190i can not, seems like i'll be unplapped..
>>33712194Sluts are nature's natural sperm banks
>>33712197Doubt I'll find him here, and I don't want to do long distance
>>33712173psychologically yes, physically no because stimulantsit is taking all willpower to not goon for 4 hours in a row rn
>>33712188maybe
>>33712194do lesbians share dna tooif 2 women with a 1000 bodycount have sex do they both get 2000
>>33712199or it would make her drool like a retard while her eyes looked at her brain.
>>33712200Weak, as always.
>>33712202I’m not saying you should, but what if you close yourself off to something nice without realizing it? Especially if you don’t have anything going on irl
>>33712207don't specifiy "as always", i take it very personal!
>>33712208NTAWould YOU date a guy from here?
>>33712194only if they jizz inside of you though, right? or else how does it work?
>>33712198Me tooIs that the only thing you liked about my application?
if anon got something big enough that vibrates and uses it around femanon's boobs during a boobjob or something similiar, would he feel the vibrations?
>>33712204what the hell is the point if I don't get a wife out of it?
>>33712206noooo anon i just had lasik the doctor said im not allowed to roll my eyes too much or it might damage the optical nerve! please stop! dont destroy my pussy AND my eyes!
>>33712199Damn it and her fishnet tights looked so good. I mean to be clear I have absolutely no reason to suspect she'd be down for it but like even if she was I really, absolutely, definitely shouldn't. I'm not thinking about how it would feel to clutch the back of her neck and kiss while mating pressing her.
>>33712208Well I am trying irl. I suppose if I clicked with someone online I'd give it a chance if the distance wasn't anything crazy
>>33712215Assuming I was a girl, maybe? There are a few decent ones for sure
>>33712221no one said anything about that, you just have to find out
>>33712224In any case, I hope it goes well
>>33711186I see...but anyway my question is, men is it normal that women make me wish to die?
>>33712194this proves incels are either retarded or paid to spread false informationhttps://www.reuters.com/fact-check/study-did-not-find-women-store-dna-intercourse-with-men-2024-01-22/
>>33712226...very well.I will return here after my quest.
GenderWhat is something you’ve learned about yourself this year?
>>33712223nta what the hell is mating pressing
>>33712232missionary but the guy lays on top of the girl.
>>33712231That I'm too rigid with my principles and I need to chill out
>>33712231that i definatly didn't get better with my shyness, i was just not confronted about it enough
>>33712231MThat I need to clearly communicate boundaries and uphold them better.
>>33712231That I want a husband
>>33712194JH, did you store anything?
>>33712231F ( >>33712236 ) so i'll add that i also found out that i'm a bit more stupid than i thought
>>33712223>"I shouldn't" he sensuously moaned into her ear, his breath hot on the back of her neck, his arms tightly gripping around her tummy from behind>"This is a bad idea..." he groans, pushing the door behind him shut with his foot, gently taking her to the floor of the entryway, his turgid penis straining pitifully against his pants as they prepare to go at it like animals amongst the shoes
I’ve never made a man cum
>>33712243I could be your first but we're not married so that's going to be a problem
>>33712243that can't be possible
>>33712243If you have Instagram and posted pics of yourself, that's patently false.
>>33712243>tfw I've made a woman cum but a woman has never made me cum
My female co-worker thought I was gay until I told her I went out on a date with a girl. Now she thinks I'm asexual, because I'm not having sex with those girls. I'm just incredibly shy and I don't want to seem like a creep so I never talk about sex with women. How fast should the talk turn into sex stuff when you're dating? I'm get severe anxiety if I make women uncomfortable. I think I'm autistic.
>>33712243>I’ve never made a man cumwe know, women who have done it carry themselves with a totally different energy
>>33712228Yeah, it's not healthy but it is normal>>33712231That part of my own loneliness came from rejecting myself>>33712250Whatever pace you want. Everyone does it differently
why does everyone ignore my vibrating boobjob question
>>33712247Jerking off doesnt count
>>33712250>I'm just incredibly shy and I don't want to seem like a creep so I never talk about sex with women.You too? Yeah I alrrady look bad with zero charisma, so I simply gave up on dating>>33712254>Yeah, it's not healthy but it is normalK
>>33712247Nta, even if she's fat or ugly? Both?
>>33712250I think it’s pretty clear that she knows little about relationships.
>>33712261Pics are usually taken with filters.
>>33712255Women what would you do if you say your husband get arrested by a small women, as in actually put in cuffs, and he was releasd later with all the charges dropped.Would you break up with him immediately or would it take you a while to realize you lost interest. Would you be honest why you're leaving him or make something up
>>33712212But it keeps happening with you.Anyway, I'm done.
I don't want a nice caring gf I want an emotionally abusive gf that guilt trips me all the time
>>33712269Anon that's literally any woman
>>33712268did you finish?
>>33712269trvkewhat's the point of cultivating a robust group of platonic friends if you don't have a demonic gf to isolate you from them to slake her bottomless thirst for emotional security
>>33712240She got some cum DNA very early kek
>>33712218>>33712255He might feel it? It depends on how strong the vibrations are, the distance between the boobs, and the sensitivity of the penis
>>33712265Am I to assume that no girl is safe in this degenerate world
>>33712275very interesting, thank you anon, i have a new obsession
>>33712231>What is something you’ve learned about yourself this year?F. I worked a lot on myself this year, mostly regarding my relationship with my body. I've realized how much I separate my body from me as a person, and how little I care about it and about my own health in general. I am learning to be more grateful about what my body does for me every day, and kinder to it.
>>33712273finally someone that gets it, I also need her to be physically abusive to the point where I flinch whenever she raises her hand because I don't know if she's going to be nice or hit me
>>33712281I'll be kind to your body, girlie
>>33712272Yeah, what else could it mean?Just washed and cleaned the fleshlight too.
hello goonettes!
>>33712283No you won't, ew.
>>33711826I once ghosted a girl whithout showing any prior signs of disinterests.Everything was going well, until we were talking about our parentsI had just finished telling a story about my dad and she commented.>what a dumb boomerThat’s when I knew I never wanted to see her again. Nobody gets to dissrespect my das infront of me.
>>33712284thank you very much
>>33712288You don't even know what I look like, my cock is short but fat
>>33712234is that not.... regular missionary
>>33712294I've always considered it a form of missionary.
>>33712231MI actually like texting peopleGod, why the fuck did I think texting was only for meeting up with people? Sometimes it's nice to just chat with people. It's also a good experience asking a girl on a date through something that comes up completely natural in a conversation.
>>33712294usually the guy is above the girl in some way.mating pressing is like hugging and fucking at the same time. The idea is that you're "deep" fucking her for greater insemination success.
>>33712281I’m in the same boat. Less than a month ago I ate some unhealthy shit that made me sick and realized I just simply don’t need to make bad choices. Lost 14 pounds in 3 weeks so far.
can 2 anons meet up and take a sfw pic displaying the difference between missionary and mating press?
>>33712294"Mating press" is like a mix between missionary and pile driver.
>>33712301yeah... that's.... also what missionary is... ????
>>33712282>need her to be physically abusive to the point where I flinch whenever she raises her handoh, like when shes in one of her good moods and traces her fingers over the bruises and cuts she gave you, and asks if you forgive her, and essentially manipulates you into defending her beating you as you dissociate slightly from the words coming out of your mouth, as though you are the one trying to convince her that she had no CHOICE but to raise her hand at you because she just has that much LOVE in her and that you feel guilty because she's so BRAVE to fight for the relationship and you aren't and you PROMISE you'll never give her a reason to hit you again?
>>33712312ugh... you just don't get it....
>>33712306this please am i just a boomer? is mating press just a way to make missionary sound less lame?
>>33712306you don't do the missionary position on your feet
>>33712316i don't get it. i need an illustration of the differences. ms paint stick drawing is acceptable
>>33712302Good job anon. Be careful with rapid weight loss, tho. Make actually good choices.I'm not trying to lose weight or anything, I've been at a good weight for a while now. Mostly because I don't want my husband to have a fat wife and I think my husband would hate me if I was fat. So I mostly overly restrict myself and then binge unhealthy foods, and then start over. Which is bad.But I had awful sleep hygiene, I got really lazy with my workouts, I've been skipping medications that I need to take, I've been drinking a ton of soda, etc. Just bad habits I kept picking up
Isn't mating press when he holds your knees
>>33712322this comment has only confused me more. is mating press standing ??
>>33712327Just go on porn hub or rule 34
>>33712331I'd rather not
>>33712331i can't, it's illegal in my country
>>33712330not standing but you're on your feet and the woman is in a bridge stanceJust wait until you can look it up at home...
>>33712334Everyone point at the anglo and laugh at him
>>33712337ok ok im not anglo i lied i am just lazy and don't want to look it up lmfao
>>33712313yeah, god that sounds like the perfect relationship
>>33712232https://img4.gelbooru.com//images/fe/86/fe86b5beaba0e0e007dba7b42c0d96fb.jpeg
>>33712324HOLY FUCKING SHITIT IS BASICALLY A FORM OF MISSIONARY. IT IS MISSIONARY BUT THE GUY IS LAYING ON TOP OF THE GIRL AND THRUSTING HIS HIPS INTO HER. THAT'S ALL IT IS.STANDARD MISSIONARY IS LIKE _\MATING PRESS IS LIKE =
>>33712324other guy's wrong, it's like missionary but the guy hooks the girl's legs around his shoulders and lifts her butt up a little into the air for maximum penetration, then he thrusts into her by letting gravity do the work
Sweet dreams are made of thiiis~
Girls can you PLEASE ask a question already that isn't something stupid like "describe a sex position without images" ? Save this thread.
Erection = consentSimple as
>>33712352I'm still mad at you for not responding to a serious question earlier today
>>33712355I might not have read it because I'm American and only recently started reading today. Which post?
>>33712277>Am I to assume that no girl is safe in this degenerate worldPeople might masturbate to you but it should't be something offensive so long as they don't act like weirdos.
i don't know if you're still talking about mating press/missionary but this very merciful virgin decided to grant her divine skill and knowledge to all of you
>>33712357What should I do for my dad who hates birthdays? I'm thinking of getting his favorite dessert and a card
>>33712360The guy looks like a frog. Ribbit.
>>33712360I don't think the bottom one is physically possible anon
>>33712360Thank you!
>>33712363i've tried
State genderWhat would you do if you got stuck in a cave?https://youtu.be/Us-XA2BRLgg?si=EyqfFlAMvOVVhkfn&t=677
>>33712342no, standard missionary is also = that's why i'm so confused
well i think i messed up the legs a bit but i've never drawn things like that before and i get shy so yeah
>>33712360Men, would it be weird if I showed this to my crush and asked him if bottom picture is possible
so mating press is just missionary but with a cooler zoomer slang term? because missionary sounds lame. got it
>>33712370read>>33712345>>33712340
>>33712325I honestly just ate like a hog, that’s why it’s so rapid. Soda, barbecue bacon bullshit burgers, a pizza with a pizza on the side for a snack. Cutting all that shit out and taking the stairs sometimes is all I’ve done.I’m sure you’ll get there anon. Just think of how much better you’ll feel when you kick all those habits.
>>33712374Basically yes
>>33712360lmfao girl as a certified hoor i don't think that second one is physically possible for most people
>>33712374no!!! the hip area of the girl is in a different angle!
girls what do you think of a guy that wants to cum in your ass and then watch as you push it all out.What would you do if he was husband of 10 years
>>33712361Well, do you think celebrating his birthday will make him happy even if he says he doesn't want to celebrate it?
>>33712369F I'd ask rescuers to euthanize me. Not that I'd find myself in such a stupid situation anyway
/atoga/ needs a missionary vs mating press 3d demonstration meeting RIGHT NOW
>>33712379who gives out these certifications, can I do it
>>33712381i wouldn't marry a man who was into anal. but it makes sense that a man who wants to put his cock in your shit hole would be into shit as well
>>33712383I think he just hates spending money desu
>>33712388the incels of this thread, simply have sex 1 time and be a woman, and you too can be certified
>>33712374OH MY GOD FUCK ITTHIS is a mating press. THIS. It's a great image of a mating press. Very explanatory. NSFW ofcYou can see that while it probably counts as missionary it isn't just any kind of missionary, but a very specific position.https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/e1/cf/e1cf6b06176ca86255b0940161686553.jpeg
>>33712360please draw more. i love this image. it's so full of emotion and feeling. you are a true artist
>>33712390no no no, it has nothing to do with shit its just the cum coming outwhat if he was not into anal when you married but got into later on after a few years
>>33712369MI would pray to God.
>>33712393So basically, you start from missionary and then he pushes your knees up with his thighs?
>>33712396i'm certainly not anon :3 but i'll try my worst in times of need
>>33712369Msex
>>33712385How would you call them if your entire body is stuck?
womenwhat do you do to try and initiate sex with your bf?>I don't have a-what WOULD you do?
all the women at my workplace think I'm nice and shy and many have asked me if I'm gay since I speak in a soft voice, and am quite, like cooking, and have long hair.But I constantly think about roughly taking them all, I want to choke them, spank them, I want to hold them down slip my finger into their pussies and make them taste it, I want to violate them in a church in front of their parents, I want to fuck one doggy style and then grab another and shove her face in the first one's crotch and have her lap out my cum like a dogHow do I tell them this I fear they don't see me as a man but a boy or a non threatening boring guy
>>33712407In that case I'd make my prayers
>>33712408ask for his opinion on the poor illustration i just madejoking aside i have no idea, get close to him and try to communicate with sign language and vocals exclusively i think
>>33712414>communicate with sign languageis he deaf?
>>33712408Rub his back and chest, kiss him.
>>33712410RAPE!!!
>>33712415no and i have none, i just really struggle to say anything explicit and i'm a coward, i point and stuff
>>33712401No, he pushes your knees up with his shoulders. I guess it was a shitty image given it's supposed to be with a shortstack goblin girl so he can't push her knees with his shoulers, fuck.If you still don't get it then I'll have to show you in real life
KEKKK i'm dying i love atoga's missionary/mating press episode i hope it never ends
>>33712417no I just want women to see me as more dominant and rough they treat me like a 19 year old treats her 10 year old brother
>>33712420Thanks for the offer but I wanna try >>33712372
>>33712419>femanon wants sex>just start pointing at his crotchis that accurate? lol
>>33712420what a lucky guy, he gets to fuck a clumsy 6'10 girl
>>33712428i assure you that is how it would go in the best case scenario
>>33712419>>33712428>tfw no autistic gf to suddenly stride towards me with purpose and take my hand to kiss the back of my fingers while glaring at me as i desperately struggle to decipher her intentions
>>33712419You have a severe case of autism. Do you also run around with a spoon in your mouth when you want to eat? Fucking retard.
>>33712430ahahaha.also I liked your art as well, hope you can draw more.
>>33712425are you short or something?
>>33712434>Pretending he wouldn't want ute anonette to point at his crotch
>>33712428Her chad bf would probably just take her at random moments throughout the day. No need for autistic code language.
>>33712433...i do not have autism. this has been confirmed scientifically and medically and mathematically previously in my life, no matter what common people say>>33712434and no, i said what i said, i'm not good with explicit words at all, too complicated
Which would be a better gf? Imagine having kids is unimportant.>pretty but less curvy woman>shy, kind homebody, generally a good person>relationship will be sexless or she will be miserable during sparse sex>very intriguing personality and eclectic interests in the arts>her interests align almost perfectly with yours, compatible humor, etc.>has a very established sense of self that doesn't start to depend on you in a relationship or>less pretty but curvier woman>obsessed with and fixated on you, but insecure>also shy but less of a homebody, quite active>high libido>loves giving gifts and buying you things, very caring>also eclectic interests, but not exactly the same as yours and she is less well-read than the other woman>compatible humor, enjoy her company
>>33711909Probably board hopping until you come here and discover how to actually talk to women.
How come all the autistic girls have bfs but the autistic guys are single?
>>33712443SECOND PLEASE
>>33712437No I'm taller than almost all women I meet, 6'0
>>33712358Idk I just think it's really rude of them to masturbate to me and not even get me a coffee or something
>>33712446sperging out is cute in one, but either pathetic or scary in the other
>>33712446I have a bf?
>>33712450That would be just awkward. Maybe you don't like them. Most guys know how to avoid being creepy.
>>33712453yeah me
>>33712450would you be okay if your coffee came with cream ;)
>>33712454Ok I know we're just hornyposting now but I've never even been asked out.
>>33712462Are you not a biological woman?
>>33712410you send them this picture btw
HI FINE SHYT
>>33712443How less pretty are we talking? Is it like a 4/10 girl vs a 7/10 girl? You'll be less embarrassed with the hotter one.
>>33712229>reutersoh you totally debunked Microchimerism
I want a femanon to care about me :(
What’s your personal feelings on sleep sex (obviously with your relationship partner)? met couples who do this but it feels too rapey to me even if it’s my girlfriend. I also would question my girlfriend if she wanted to do it to me.
Either GenderThoughts on MILFs?
>>337124756 vs 7, neither are embarrassing to be out with. One is just a bit prettier in the face.
>>33712466I am
>>33712486Would love to have them for hookups or friends with benefits but I wouldn’t date them. I don’t want to take care of another persons child.The only way I’d date a Milf is if I was also a single dad.
>>33712479f, i would never want someone to have sex with me while i sleep, it would feel rapey and i'd want to experience iti would be ok if the other person is ok with me doing things while he sleeps but that's all
I never have a crush I just instantly start missing him and imagining him everywhere I project his ghost self into my life
men intentionally keep their dicks from me, this will have consequences
>>33712494Have you tried grabbing less aggressively
>>33712479FI’d do it if it was like 10 minutes before I usually wake up and I already know I’ll be horny but I’m pretty sure I’d wake up
>>33712500no, and I don't want to
>>33712486f, don't know them but i surely prefer them over old men (in a sense that i despise them)i don't think they should do things like that for long term relationships
Why do I panic so much? I panicked about applying to colleges. I panicked about applying to jobs. I panic about finding a boyfriend. I’m constantly in fight or flight
>>33712504Anxiety disorder.
>>33712486F I'd only want to be one for my husband (if I ever find him)
>>33712502do you volunteer during penis inspection day?
>>33712467and that would work
>>33712441>Unsheathe it immediately, before I entirely lose my patience.
>>33712489>>33712503>>33712503hrm, I guess the term does imply "Mom".Let me rephrase, thoughts on OLDER WOMEN in general?
>>33712505What if I’m right though
>>33711195I know right. That fucking retard society expects me to call a woman literally brought up sex before him and still looks annoyed at his antics for some goddamn reason.
>>33712504>I panic about finding a boyfriend.why?
Would you date a girl with an anxiety disorder that she is good at hiding
>>33712518M.Ever since I was molested by my older cousin I’ve been very into older women. The idea of “conquering” someone who’s possibly more mature, higher in their career, etc than me makes me feel better and like a king. Maybe I need therapy.
>>33711246I always jerk it dry, but I love it when the girl that jerks me off lubes me up first. :D
>>33712523no, she should act clingy and anxious toward me at all times
>>33712521Because I’m not finding one
>>33712523sure but feel free to be open about it towards me
>>33712488Unreal: >>33712462>I've never even been asked out.Unreal.
>>33712516this is actually helpful advice for me, thank you for showing me the best approach i can realistically apply in my life
>>33711261I wish I was a pretty girl. I am one of the ugliest guys at Penn State.
>>33712528but why "panic" over it?do you feel like you NEED one?
>>33712511maybe I should
I need a zoomer to explain to me what a bop is
>>33712523I mean, yea, if she’s good at hiding it I probably wouldn’t know she has an anxiety disorder.
>>33712519Anxiety disorder. Possible pure O OCD if it's a concern that you think of over and over for hours until it distracts you from daily life.
>>33712536you should. always a service to make sure guys have healthy cocks.
>>33712533I like ugly girls, there is something bestial about fucking them
>>33712530FUCK. I know I'm not too ugly or too fat or too autistic (y'all date girls way worse than me) so WHY
>>33712545I DON'T KNOW BUT DO YOU WANNA GO OUT??
>>33712535Yes I do feel that way
>>33712547Where do you live
>>33712545maybe you arent evil enough, men seem to love those
>>33712549The US
>>33712545>y'all date girlsHeh. Right.
>>33712548But why? Do you feel like you're missing out?
>>33712543I would have to check for erectile dysfunction and issues with ejaculation ofc
>>33712554where in the US, just the state is fine
>>33712565SC
>>33712554You're too far, I'm sorry dude.
>>33712557YesI’ve always wanted a boyfriend and I thought it would happen naturally but it never did. And I also think it would a bit of a status symbol. Proof that I’m lovable. And maybe people would respect me more
>>33712479F. In theory it's hot, in practice when we tried it I woke up pissed off lol>>33712381"Ew, no"If he was my hsuband of 10 years: "Ew, no, let's do something else".>>33712408Depends on the mood. I could start being extra flirty and touchy, I could sit on his lap and make out with him, I could drop on my knees and suck his dick, I could tell him "I think we need to fuck".
Women, if you strive to wear heels outside as often as possible then it's quite difficult not to have a boyfriend.
>>33712562thank you, dr. femanon
>>33712443second onesharing all interests isn't a necessity, in fact I'd rather we have some different interests in combination with mutual interests. I think being able to "do your own thing" in a relationship is important. We don't need to be joined at the hip at all times.Making one a deadfish and the other one super horny also really poisons things further though
>>33712579
>>33712579I don't like wearing heels. Frankly shoes are foot prisons.
>>33712580my pleasure
>>33712568Cool I'm in Louisiana, not too farDo you have steam or any other external site we can message on
Men, does pic rel >>33712584 have a boyfriend
>>33712579Heels are unhealthy
>>33712588You better not be catfishing that poor nice anon
>>33712588damn you're serious about this.I have a discord.
>>33712593im not
Dating is a humiliation ritual for men in 2025. Nothing fun about it.
>>33712595i dont have one but I'll make one
>>33712598Just get married, retard
>>33712595That's not me>>33712597That's nice, at least he found someone
>>33712516https://voca.ro/1eNNJ9JlgHkV (cringe)
>>33712588>>33712595remember to rate the meetup afterwards if it happens so other anons can learn
I was dating this guy who would touch me when we would make out, but then he just stopped, even if I put his hands on me he would take them off
>>33712603oi wtf!?!?!?!is another woman trying to steal me???
>>33712608he saw the "woman gets ick from being touched while kissed" video
>>33712602That's even worse, you fucking retard. Marriage isn't worth it if you didn't grow up with her.
>>33711186That's not the secret to dating women, that's the secret to dating anyone with a lower libido than yourself. If you're dating a woman with higher libido than yourself then they fucking love it when you bring up sex, but you won't want to.
>>33712612You have my blessing lol
>>33712617Why do you even date then? Just hire prostitutes if you don't want a serious relationship.
>>33712605The strongest of men would lose immediately to such a demand.
>>33712603so you wanna chat off of here
>>33712624thankk you for teaching me this spell
WAIT it wasn't you
>>33712605a femcel becomes the princess she was destined to be when she invents a fictitious stacy inside herself to imitiate when she is unsure
these thread would be so much better if everyone was a namefag
>>33712605>deletedNOOOOOOOOOOOO i missed it
>>33712637Nooo, I like saying retarded stuff and then closing the window and losing the cookies.
>>33712637True. I'm way ahead of the curve.
>>33712638it was a hallucination
>>33712622thank you for saving me from some randoyou're my hero!
>>33712631Here you go >>33712588
>>33712637but then i wouldn't be able to impersonate people
>>33712646sorry i was just panicking a bit because i replied to the wrong (not)anon about sorcery
so do any bored femanons want to chat
Hey, fuck you
>>33712656bout what
>>33712657OK, but you're catching.
Girls, do you think outfits that show your bellybutton are slutty?
the thread is so slow today. do you think fedposter-chan is having a nice day off?
>>33712662Catching an std after I fuck you in the ass you slime ball
>>33712446Different autisms and gender politics with social behavior.
>10pm>go outside to take out the trash>see my neighbours, a suspected femcel, looking out of a lit window>stare at her for a second, then get back into the apartment complex>take the elevator>see her door next to mine is now flung far open>just go homeWhat the fuck?
>>33712663depends a bit but i don't like men who point that out like that
>>33712663Yeah, that's why I don't wear them
>>33712660I don't know anything, are you a grrl
thread so slow the menanons started penis fencing like ocean flatworms
>>33712664No. He's locked in my basement with jumper cables on his earlobes.
>>33712663A little, but a little slutty sometimes is fine. I do not think they're appropriate to most settings, tho.
>>33712652would you know it if you came across my discord?
on the topic of meetups, have any of you ACTUALLY met someone from 4chan? specifically from /soc/, but anywhere is fine.and can be just friends.
>>33712669maybe she is waiting for something
>>33712670Would you be upset if you were wearing a crop top and a male friend poked your tummy and asked if you're cold?
>>33712680bo, i would literally never. i have met up with other online friends though, from less unhinged places, im even dating one.
>>33712680Yeah. I went to a wedding of a guy I met off soc in 2014 or something retarded like that, and I went to a hockey game with a guy from 4chan and my now husband.
Any femanon want to masturbate with me on discord?
>>33712683yeah i'd slice his head off because he seems like a degenerate
>>33712637I’ve considered it.>Pros+It makes my posts searchable.+It gives me a more concrete identity, I.e. random people can’t slide into conversations and fuck them up.+People who don’t like me can filter me.+People who do like me can follow up on whatever we talked about last time.>Cons-I’m not a narcissist and I don’t really want to be an /atoga/ celeb.-It opens the door to people heckling me often instead of just ignoring me.-I really don’t want to be in the same category as our namefags.
>>33712683anon you can't touch people without asking...
*puts my ice cold hand down your shirt and touches your back*
>>33712697this is even worse than the aggressive dickgrabbing.
*blows into your ear*
>>33712680no>>33712674hot, they should do that more often
>>33712697*makes candied peanuts for you*
>>33712697you could warm up your hands by putting them around my cock
>>33712687I'm not really horny
>>33712704mhmm, asmr *_*
>>33712707First time hearing about “candied peanuts”
total foid love. hug a foid. make foids feel safe. support foids emotionally. make foids feel heard. empower foids to bring their dreams to life. spin a foid around as you dance. hold a foid's hand as she takes a giant leap of faith. give a foid a home to come back to. cook a foid her favorite food. kiss a foid for being brave.
>>33712718Based. Have a good day anon. I'll eat ice cream.
>>33712718:O<3
>>33712669Kek>night time>getting ready for bed, so I'm shirtless and in my undies>be brushing my teeth and sometimes I like to look outside the kitchen window>two (maybe drunk?) girls are hanging out at the playground near my apartment>I'm in the dark, so I assume they can't see me>one of them spots me and they both wave at me>I run back to the bathroom
Men is pic related a good strategy to initiate handholding
>>33712722Just stretch out your hands.
>>33712718>>33712719>>33712720this just made my day. may the universe shine on you, moid.
>>33712721that is so funny
>>33712710You'll be eventually. And you will do something dumb.
Where do the paleolibertarian girls hang out?
>>33712722no, just say that it turns you on when guys hold your hand and makes you want to give them blowjobs later
>>33712727like what? usually I just watch porn and rub my pussy
>>33712731the what now
>>33712733what kinda porn?
>>33712720reciprocate a foid's emoting ;3>>33712719wish a foid a good day and make note of what ice cream she likes for next time>>33712725tell a FUCKING foid right to her face that she is the lens through which the warm glow of the universe shines
>>33712734I need to find a girl who is anti-government and has conservative social values.
>>33712734Sounds like something about dinos.
genders do you ever get a headache from getting nervous
>>33712733Something dumb idk. You just reminded me of that girl that that rubbed her pussy with rotten meat and stuck maggots down there.
>>33712731With the machine elves.
>>33712739Yeah, all the fucking time lmao
>>33712739Not that I remember, but stress headaches are well known so it makes sense that someone might.
>>33712731It is cool that you are into grandmothers
>>33712740ew>>33712735all kinds, last time I watched some anal vid
>>33712737that just sounds like a chud with a pussy>>33712738hmm
>>33712739MNo, I rarely get nervous. I just might sweat if it's really intense, but that hasn't happened in a long time.
>>33712739Only had one headache in my life
>>33712751That's more or less what I want, except not one that wants a strong right-wing federal government. I need one that wants to abolish the federal government and eventually the state governments as well, and we'll see about city governments when we get to that point.
>>33712753i get the all the time so you won't get any
>>33712717The way we make them is we carmalize them in suar and water and once they're cooled off, we dip them in chocolate
>>33712759so... return to monke or
>>33712717but only sugar and water are fine too
>>33712763>>33712766I would love to have some one day. Thanks.
>>33712765No, I want privately owned communities of people with shared values to be able to live in peace, as Hans-Hermann Hoppe wrote about.
>>33712763>carmalize:|
and now, your long awaited first question for the opposite gender of the thread:women (or men) with long hairhow often do you wash your hairand do you do anything with it on no-wash days
Do any anons want to debate meI think all women should wear by force of law, schoolgirl skirts and blouse, not the porn kind the ones catholic school girls wear
>>33712760I should pay you for that. But I won't.
>>33712749>all kinds, last time I watched some anal vidany favs?
>>33712773twice everyday with water, I use shampoo sporadically whenever I have an outbreak of dandruff
>>33711193What is this kind of top called? A long-sleeved bra? I love it.
>>33712771what, not a phantom the my yard erection?
genderswhat do you think of gender™ segregated schools, would you bring them back? do you think that they would have been better for you?
>>33712773M1-2 times dailyNothing on no wash days
>>33712770so, return to tribe
>>33712773Every 2-3 days, and I don't do anything with it in between
>>33712773Thank you anon!!F. I wash them on Monday morning, Wednesday morning and Friday night. I usually braid my hair if I'm working and braid it or put it in a bun if I'm just hanging out at home. I rarely have my hair down because it's a sensory nightmare, only for dates lol
>>33712776yeah, but I'd rather not post any links lol
>>33712781DAMN
Seconding this >>33712694Should I?
>>33712773Everyday
>>33712774How would this law be enforced? Somebody has to go around being the Skirt Police.
I don't care about any smelly foid's love all I want is megaman legends 3
>>33712788I don't mean exact videos, I just meant like fav genres/scenarios.
>>33712788Post the title of the last one that really turned you on hard.
>>33712782F I think it would be the next best thing to homeschooling but we don't have these in my country
>>33712784Sure, I think that would be far preferable to what we have now. Far more peaceful, far more productive, just better in every way unless you're currently a leftist living off of money that's stolen from the people who actually contribute.
>>33712782>bring them backDid they ever leave? >better for youI would have dyked out way sooner, that's for sure.
>>33712773F, i wash it around 2/3 days and use the typical stuff, i don't need anything on no wash days
Hey guys
Women, which look do you prefer? (Assume the left side physique has less of a protruding stomach.)Would either of these body types be a deal breaker for you in dating even if the guy was amazing personality wise ?
>>33712792I mean the normal police could do it, it wouldn't really need a seperate force its a pretty obvious thing to catch
>>33712768Sure thing, 'non
>>33712802Sup?
>>33712793please purchase the star force collection to support megamanif you don't, there will never be a legends collection or a legends 3
>>33712790ye
>>33712793Yet you post Aquaman.EXE…
>>33712803Left side look sweet. Both body types are fine, honestly unless a guy is super fat or so muscular it looks retarded I do not care.
>>33712791i need someone to treat me like that sack
>>33712803I prefer the left guy. Right looks much less huggable. Of course, if I really liked the guy, I'd find a way to accept it.
>>33712808Not much. Pondering about getting some plums
>>33712815why
>>33712815Are you a foldable femanon?
>>33712811Does one name themself or earn their name
>>33712803Seconded >>33712813
>>33712819getting suplexed is good for the soul
>>33712803left one would be better for me with less mpreg stomach yeah but i wouldn't kill the right one
>>33712807:]
>>33712796it changes frequently but I painal is an all time favorite >>33712797"After Long Moaning Crying Painful Anal Gorgeous Babe Gets Her Asshole Creampied"why are porn titles always so hilarious
>>33712818Aren't plums out of season?
>>33712810but I already own those games>>33712812I didn't have any megaman legends image on hand so I'll keep using characters from the EXE anime
>>33712718based
>>33712822second, squarred
>>33712813>>33712816>>33712822Hmm interesting. In the fitness community everyone I know has said right is more appealing to women because of the veins and the Abs. Thanks for the input!
>>33712821you have to choose
>>33712827>why are porn titles always so hilariousBecause it's hard to remember titles when you're in coombrain mode, so they have to be insane
>>33712820nta but i want to be folded too
>>33712803I don't like guys that are too pretty, angular, or muscular. The right guy looks beautiful but its too much, like a statue and not a man
>>33712803both are too tall. but if he was shorter, either would do
>>33712810Is it out yet?>>33712829Post some Tron!
>>33712828They're frozen
>>33712782F. I'm planning to homeschool, but I would not mind it if it was an option. I do think that boys and girls often benefit from different strategies and as long as the education is as good in quality, then it might be worth it. As long as there's plenty of chances to interact.
>>33712826:*
>>33712832I mean, it's not like the right guy is ugly. I just worry his skin would feel like leather. I need a little squish, or else I'm just hugging a warm rock, and I can do that at home.
>>33712834I think they also try to add as many words as possible so people find what they look for
>>33712832abs and veins could still be seen on the left one a bit, but it's a different kind of look and it seems too dry to me personallyi prefer a fuller look
>>33712833good lort.
>>33712843Please don’t homeschool. Even I was bullied at times in public school but unless you’re very prepared for a lot of work, homeschooling will fuck your kid.
>>33712843Homeschooling is awesome, good for you. It's refreshing to see a woman who actually wants to raise her kids.
>>33712840fine
>>33712832I like men who eat the meals I cook for them and scavenge the bread I bake like little racoons
>>33712850:|
>>33712782fwiw, studies show that women benefit more from a gender segregated environment, whereas men benefit more from co-ed schooling.as with everything else i think both options should be available and the parents allowed to choose what they think would be best for their child
>>33712849Not true by the way
>>33712842Interesting. I don't think I've ever had a frozen plum.
>>33712821Either, it’s probably easier if you have an existing name.
>>33712827>why are porn titles always so hilariousBecause they put all the words in there to get found in search.Seems quite intense.Would you give in to try it yourself?>>33712835Then my question applies to you too.
>>33712849lmfao imagine being homeschooled by a 4chan femoid though? HAHAHAHA omg
>>33712829Thanks for your support
>>33712852This. Honestly why I couldn’t date someone seriously into fitness even as a 5 day a week weightlifter and cardio guy tensing for boxing . I eat what I want. I don’t even meal prep. Sure, could I sometimes gain some stomach fat. Yep, but not a lot.I also naturally just try to stay away from fast food and sweets. But if I’m out with my friends for a weekend and they want to get fast food for lunch all 3 days, I’m not gonna say no lol. I’m just gonna make sure the food I eat for the next 5 days is healthier. But for some serious fitness people that’s a no no unless it’s a cheat day or something.
>>33712858>Would you give in to try it yourself?absolutely
You guys hate me
>>33712859and JH nonetheless
>>33712854>women benefit more from a gender segregated environment, whereas men benefit more from co-ed schoolingSo the solution is to have one school for women, and another school for men and femboys
>>33712854that was my fault I made all the femanos horny
>>33712860I mean it might be cool to buy the collection so I can play them on a big screen
>>33712855You’re gonna struggle to socialize your kids. Your kid is gonna be a weirdo. Look at that singer dude that murdered the teenager. He was homeschooled and spent a bunch of free time playing Fortnite, and chilling on discord. If he was in high school he would’ve got the murderous intent bullied out of him or socialized out of him.
>>33712864worse, i'm completely unaware and aloof to your existence
>>33712861>I don’t even meal prepThat will change once you're a parent... then the kitchen is just "the room with the snacks" and you never get to cook anymore
>>33712864we don't know you yet. but eventually we will.
here we go.. i really like name though
>>33712862What kind of position would you wanna try?I never tried it, but prone bone looks fucking good.Pinning you down, maybe wrapping my arm around your throat, as the weight of my whole body slowly pushes into you.>>33712864Do you need to be hatefucked?
>>33712858affirmative
>>33712865HAHAHAHA homeschooled by a 4chan femoid and you have two moms and a dad fucking both your moms and your mom is a fantasy house slave HAHAHA
>>33712849I am very prepared to do a lot of work :) it is something I studied a lot about and that I sincerely believe is best for my children and the kind of education I want them to have. The place we live in also has a strong homeschooling community and there's a lot of options to supplement both the academic aspect and the social aspect.
>>33712876yeah, prone bone would be perfect
Can an open minded, listening, loving partner still be sexually incompatible? And no, he doesn’t have a micro cock.
>>33712843>F. I'm planning to homeschoolI hope you never have children as long as you have this insane mentality.
>>33712883yes, very much so
>>33712883i think so
>>33712883um, yeah, if you have different fetishes and don't like each others' fetishes. just because someone isn't the right fit for you in one way doesn't mean they are a bad person or a bad fit in other ways. that's why adult relationships suck. sometimes you break up even though they were almost perfect
>>33712883I think so. Some things you just can't learn. Being open-minded won't make you better at scuba diving, and it won't make you better at sex. Does that make sense?
why do woman cry for literally no discernable reason, I haven't cried in 8 years since my dog died, and that was just after it Immediently happened and my eyes just watered a bit for a minute there was no sniffing or bawling
>>33712884That's such a terrible thing to say to someone.
>>33712881How long and often do you think you can go?Would you tell me it'a ok if it hurts a bit?I would also want to put a vibrator against your cunt to completely knock you out.
>>33712886What would it take? I want to study from more experienced people. And no, last I checked, which was last night, I don’t have a microcock. Not that it matters, I just don’t want you guys to make assumptions about me just because I ask a question it doesn’t mean my dick is small. Not that small dick is bad but nvm
>>33712883Yes
>>33712894you're just biased because you notice the few women that bawl over everything
>>33712894because they aren't emotionally stunted like you are
>>33712883Obviously?Which is why no sex before marriage is an utterly deranged idea.
>>33712892this is honestly one of the saddest things i have read on here. how do you fix this?
>>33712894FHormones or something but I think I legitimately have depression
>>33712894We literally have smaller tear ducts, so the tears overflow fasterSorry about your dog btw
>>33712895ntawhat an odd reply
>>33712884I hope you never have kids if you're just going to let them be raised by the government using the Prussian system designed for creating mindless soldiers.
>>33712895And I mean it.I even debated with myself if I should add the qualifier or not.>>33712908Ok, deranged cunt.
Am I the only one who had a good experience in public school ?
>>33712903sometimes, you can't fix these things, and it sucks, and it's really sad, but the only thing you can do is let go.
>>33712896Ok, I would let you and I would tell you how much it hurt but I may still end up enjoying it. My knees are weak just thinking about it
>>33712911yes you are
>>33712911No, it's just that 4chan is full of miserable outcasts who got shoved into lockers daily
>>33712911No.
>woman gives man attention and flirts with him>man: "wow lucky me">man gives woman attention and flirts with her>woman: *shudder* *throws up* *starts crying*what gives?
>>33712896I don't know, I'd have to find out the fact it hurts is the hot part
>>33712893How do you get better at sex?. Just have more sex?>>33712892Makes sense but is the average persons faiths that specific? I thought most people were relatively vanilla. Like unless we’re talking BDSM or scat play most people should be compatible fetish wise. Maybe I’m wrong, I’m just guessing, I just love the input!Also, does dick size matter to compatibility? I don’t have a micro in fact my dick is pretty big. Are there women who don’t like very big dicks?
>>33712912already have. would be easier if there wasnt a daily reminder and will have to cut that out of my life, asap.
>>33712919If the dick is too big, it hits my cervix and that's a big ouchie
>>33712911I had a very good experience in public school. I was never bullied, had a fair amount of friends, I had some very good teachers, and I always did well academically.
>>33712917>woman acts friendly and social towards a man>man is happy>man acts possessive and creepy towards a woman>woman is unhappyi wonder
i can't believe i'm spending time with people who weren't bullied
>>33712919i mean, i have fetishes, so i don't know. i can only speak to my experience. and fetishes are very common in my experience even if they are more "vanilla" like wanting blonds, big boobs, anal, etc.
>>33712910Just an ugly person.
>>33712911no, it was great, much better than the two years I was homeschooled
>>33712908The Prussian system wasn't designed to create mindless soldiers you fucking idiot, it was designed to create mindful soldiers. That was the entire fucking point. Because getting a mindless soldier was easy. That's just a body with a gun.
>>33712900No this woman I know literally is crying randomly I asked her whats going on and tried to be comforting and she just said she feels sad, now its awkward I hope she doesn't bring it up next time we see each other, this isn't the fist time this has happened and I mean other women have done this not that this one is crzy or something>>33712901I'm not stunted, I just don't randomly burst into tears>>33712904I thougt that just results in long periods of numbness not outright random crying>>33712905but why does it happen so often
>>33712927The horrifying truth is... some of us WERE the bullies
>>33712911I did . I battled depression and anxiety (still do a little bit) but I had a great friend group, good prospects for the future, multiple girlfriend and chances to get laid (failed 95% of the time), and had a decent reputation Current me I think is better looking and more sure of himself, but has worse future prospects and much less friends (due to my own doing, though).
>>33712927you could learn a thing or two
>>33712927point them out, i'll bully them right now
>>33712934no way
>>33712934this, lolI'd do it again, natural selection is a bitch
>>33712894>no discernable reasonI mean there's always a reason, you just can't discern it. You already posted the answer.
>>33712913It's supposed to hurt a bit, doesn't it?You know that just shows your dedication and love. You're a good girl who can take it.Weak knees are funny, it means I can spread them even further, so I can dig even deeper into you. At some point you would just mentally switch off, as I grope you rougher and rougher. You know your morals tell you to say "no", but you are just too broken, so you just give in. You know you can trust my hands wrapped around you, as you look so pretty while being used.
>>33712928Thanks for the response! Would you mind me asking what your fetishes are exactly!?Sorry if it feels like a question barrage, I’m autistic and getting concrete answers helps me to understand things like this.
women not liking big dicks is 100% a skill issue.If lilijunex can take literal horsecocks the size of a powerlifters forearm, then women have no right to complain about not being able to take more than 7 inches without claiming to be lazy
>>33712936this is true, i feel like a creep sometimespeople online who had sex and weren't bullied, what the hell
>>33712927Everyone’s been bullied
>>33712913>>33712918Which one of you is being an annoying cunt, trying to ruin the party?
>>33712919I have seen one dick in my life and it seemed pretty big to me, but later he said it was small?? I can't imagine that mattering to anyone who isn't a porn star
>>33712945>liljunexWhat a small world, I just jacked off to her!
>>33712926funny how you automatically assume male attention is creepy and weird and female attention is playful and fun. Really makes you think.
>>33712941no family died, she didn't lose her jobwhat else is there
>>33712945Women can take big dicks. It just requires a lot of foreplay, lube, controlled strokes, etc. a lot of big dicked men just want to rush, or not use lube, or use all their length every stroke. So these men never get better at sex but because they have big dicks they think they’re the shit.
>>33712718Bless youBased
Government schools are literal prisons for children, and the only places most people will experience violence at the hands of their peers for their entire lives.
>>33712944sure, just know i'm not a spokesperson and everyone's going to be different. i like rope bondage which is something that requires skill and while i am patient enough for a man to learn it with me, some just have no interest in it, or have low frustration tolerance, or simply can't do it well. these men i'm ultimately not compatible with regardless of everything else because something will always be missing from sex for me.i imagine it would be the same for a relatively vanilla man who loves anal, something i'll never do, because i don't enjoy it. he would ultimately be unhappy with me down the line.
>>33712951it's always crazy to me how women will bitch and complain about getting their "cervix punched" meanwhile she could probably ride satan himself and not break a straight face.How nonchalant she is when doing what she does, makes me think women are liars when they talk about dick size
>>33712945Literally whomst>>33712954Maybe she couldn't get her hair looking the way she wanted to that morning, that's pretty sad>>33712959Yep, it's a team effort, it needs proper preparation and the guy can't just jackhammer away
>>33712961horseshit, only weak fucks get brain washed and bullied and they deserve it
>>33712902Is it? A lot of these men have never had sex before after living 30 years. What another 30 years to them with bad or no sex?
>>33712965nta but ouch...what did i do
>>33712964I know women are such emotional nutcases
>>33712968ne weak apparently
>>33712966I don't know what you were trying to say.
>>33712731Ummmmm let's seeeee....>anti-states rights>social conservativeOh I know, animal crossing!
>>33712963can you think of a reason that a porn star might have different experiences with sex than the average women?
>>33712962Oh yeah, then th at makes sense. We technically may be incompatibility. I’d be willing to learn and do it, but If we have sex every day I’d get annoyed eventually of having to constantly use a rope.That’s kind of depressing though. We could be a perfect match but this one thing could break it up.
>>33712972i'll show them when i'll figure out if cervix pain is actually painful or pleasurable to me
>>33712963or - hear me out - different women have different preferences. i know i know crazy right
>>33712926You're implying that all men have to do is just stop being perverts, but in women's eyes, unless the guy is stupidly attractive, men's attention on then is ALWAYS and INHERENTLY perverted. Not the other way around.Just take what women say about men when they're horny and reverse the roles and it immediately sounds a lot worse.
>>33712850I'm excited about it. We will be living between two countries for at least part of their childhood and I want my children to receive an education in both languages they will be speaking, and have an understanding of both cultures they'll be raised in.We're lucky that in the town where we'll be spending 8 months a year there's an awesome homeschooling community that has a lot of resources.
>>33712963porn stars are usually heavily medicated and drugged
Gender?What are you wearing ? Show us? >>>/soc/34350486What clothing do you hate the opp gender to wear ?
>>33712911My experience was fine but there's a clear increase in educational quality in private school.
>>33712980nta you are making this argument because you yourself never approach women without coomer pornbrain motives /end
>>33712961And homeschools are where they can be brainwashed and beaten by their parents, and maybe bullied by the kids in their neighborhood who are also homeschooled Anon is scared of human interactions
Alright FemanonsWhat name should I namefag as
>>33712974I’m saying sex isn’t that important. If your wife got into a car accident and is paralyzed from the waist down, you’re gonna have to do a lot of different shit to have sex. Are you gonna leave just because of the worse sex and maybe some sexual incompatibility with your now disabled wife?
>>33712961lmao
>>33712990faggolini
>>33712990cumslut
>>33712981All of that sounds really awesome. You sound like you'll be great parents.
>>33712983F. A black dress and a cardigan.
>>33712991>I’m saying sex isn’t that importantIt is immensly for me and you don,t get to decide that.
>>33712976yeah, because she actually put in the work and through active effort got herself acclimated to bigger dicks, which is something the average women is too lazy to do.>>33712979sure they do, no self respecting or non-pick me woman would ever be caught dead overtly lusting after guys with small cocks.
>>33712983Male. I’m butt naked scrolling the thread since I’m home alone . My penis is semi hard but it’s cold so it’s slowly shriveling.>do you hate the opp gender to wearAny clothes at all
>>33712990MPREG
>>33712961Nah I got bullied at school but the actual beatings were at home
>>33713002why is it semi hardand how do penises get semi hard
>>33713000So what about your disabled wife huh? You’re gonna tell her sex is that important and leave her over it?
>>33712894Have other bad things happened to you since?
>>33713001it is evident to me that you don't interact with women much. good night
>>33713001>women are lazy if they don't take a dozen dicks dailyBig if true
>>33712961I had this exact opinion when I was in the 8th grade.
>>33713005>why is it semi hardWell I was masturbating but didn’t finish, so still some of that horniness is left inside my penis but not fully, so it’s semi hard. It’ll be a few minutes before it’s back to glazed Munchkin JR size
>>33713013what if i take the same big dick dozens of times?
>>33713001nta but why would you call women who don't go on a shonen arc big dick training lazy...
>>33713006I could not tell you how I would react to it and if I would be able to take care of her, but if she was my partner, I would try.
>>33712982right, an independent onlyfans model that rides dildos from the comfort of her own home and with no male participation or porn studio directing her whatsoever is heavily drugged and medicated. That's why in all of her videos she is very sharp, articulated, enthusiastic, and alert.This might be the biggest cope yet.
>>33712994>>33712995>>33712875>>33713003>>33712998thats what i said about you guys thinking of these names
Women, would you date a man who likes to go hunting and fishing and shooting at the range, or does that make your pussy dry up?
>>33713023>alcoholism and substance abuse aren't real and they can't hurt me
>>33713023you could have explained that first instead of assuming everybody is familiar with your favorite egirl
>>33712803Left
>>33713003I like it
>>33713025Sure. My mom loves all those things and I love my mom.
>>33713025Sounds too conservative even for me. I have met a few Gun loving liberals in the city, but hunting and fishing is too much for me.
>>33713014And then it was trained out of you by your government school.
>>33713031:)
>>33713023>shooting at the rangeThis is fine>fishingI'm interested in learning this>huntingOnly if he never tells me about it, just thinking about injured animals makes me tear up
>>33712694>>33712790Plz
>>33712986I don't approach women in general, because they very clearly don't want to be approached.All I said was take what horny women say, verbatim, about men and reverse the roles in your head. Most people would lynch the guy for saying those things out loud.
>>33713023>right, an independent onlyfans model that rides dildos from the comfort of her own home and with no male participation or porn studio directing her whatsoever is heavily drugged and medicated. That's why in all of her videos she is very sharp, articulated, enthusiastic, and alert.I don't have a horse in you guys' race but I've literally taught classes that require the use of big, arcane words while zonked out as shit on Phenibut. So I don't think the idea that someone is coherent is counter to the idea that they're on drugs.
>>33713023>of girls don't take pain killers and uppersok
>>33713007I lost a few hundred in poker, my gaming pc broke and I don't feel like getting a new one since all games suck nowadays, the most recent Stellaris big patch sucks, Panera Bread stopped selling those bitchen charged lemonades, jimmy johns sandwhiches have gone up like 20%
>>33713025fishing is ok even if i'd feel sad watching fishes get fished while fishinghunting sounds cool to my neurons but it's really not nice and i don't think there's a need for it
>>33713031Looks too close to MKG.
>>33713033What do you eat, gummy vitamins?
>>33713019>shonen arc big dick trainingooooh... that would be hell of a hentai concept.
>>33713036Would you ever go plinking (shooting beer cans) with a man on his property next to a neighbor's horse ranch? How about wild boar spotting or mud bogging with him in his pickup truck?
>>33713025Yeah but only if he's not American
>>33713038How do you know what women say if you don't approach them?Are you perhaps reading made-up stories online and getting mad at imaginary women?I think you might be.
>>33713038>I don't approach women in generalyes, i can tell, and that's why i didn't even read past this line, and won't be reading any more of your braindead posts
>>33713025Yeah. Do it. Go catch edible food. I'll learn to butcher it.
>>33713031#iwannahaveyourbaby
Faggolini was funnier
>>33713049>plinkingI'll shoot beer cans as long as I'm not pointed at the horse ranch>wild boar spottingWhat do we do after we spot one?>mud boggingIdk what this is but it sounds unhygienic
>>33713044MPREG MKG rule 34 when ? i want jh to impregnate him so when the baby comes out black his wife will know he cheated
Accidentally found a Reddit account of a woman who has one post saying she got married on month 3 of dating her husband, and then the next 14 posts are her complaining she has to tell him how to be a husband. Lmao
>>33713053If you open the door to the house and there's a diamond-headed snake inside I'll get a shovel out of the shed and bash its head in for you.
>>33713049I do this now, as a single female. I wish I had a moid who wanted to shoot cans or milk jugs with me.
>>33713055I feel so validated rn
>>33713060Pure stupidity.
>>33713060This was literally my mum's experience, she ended up being like a simultaneous mum and daughter to my dad. He was older than her but she had to pressure him into cooking and cleaning. Also I think my dad is autistic because he never understood sarcasm, irony, or hyperbole when we were watching a film together.
>>33713062I was shooting bottles with my grandpa one time and I tried to do the thing where you load the bullet into the shotgun and then flick the gun like John Wayne to close it. But I dropped the bullet when I did that.
i wonder if butchers are mentally fine
>>33713008>hmmm looks like I can't come up with a reasonable argument>ok I'll just tell him he doesn't get laid, that'll work>>33713013dildos exist>>33713019All I'm saying is the bar for what's possible is way way below what women claim would be "too much work". Given that the dicks that are "too big" are nowhere near what that particular porn star can take.Meaning it's not physically impossible, they just don't want to put in any effort during sex.
>>33713064I'm literally cackling fr
>>33713049Where do the beer cans come from? Because I'm not dating an alcoholic.
>>33713070would you put the same effort though, taking them
>>33713069Butchers are scratching the itch that most guys have ancestrally and in their instincts of wanting to fight in a medieval or ancient battle armed with a sword and spear, but that today's world doesn't allow. Chopping up a pig corpse is the next best thing.
>>33713070effort does not mean "push past the pain until the bleeding stops" you psychopath
>>33713061That's ok. I know how to lasso it so I can yeet it into a field. I really don't want rats, that's worse.
>>33713065I just have to remember these are the women bragging about their husbands I don’t know why I get so jealous >>33713067Yea this is an entire thread telling her that her husband is benign awful to her and their kid
>>33713074i've never seen a butcher bf
>>33713072Let's say your guy hosts New Year's and Fourth of July parties with bonfires and fireworks on his spacious property as well as taking his friends out drinking in his boat on the lake during the weekends.
>>33713044I could take 500 cocks and get mpreg’d by them and still be less gay than him
>>33713075Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
>>33713081>out drinking in his boat on the lakeI would be terrified he'd end up drowning, I live near a lot of lakes and so many people fall off the boat after 1 beer and die ;_;
>>33713069You should watch the cow meat documentaries. You can tell they're not.
When do I get to fall in love though
>>33713051Have you never heard a woman expressing interest and lust in a man before? You don't need to talk to them personally to see that.>It's all in your headgood one>>33713052Yeah, I'm sure women LOVE random men coming up to them and asking them out. I hear that's what they've been saying, they want to be stopped in their tracks when out and about and have a guy kindly let them know that he thinks they're attractive and would like to date them. They love that so much in fact that they will go on social media and encourage men to go talk to them in public more.That's definitely what they do.
>>33713089When you least expect it
>>33713087The bigger worry is pets or kids getting ate by a gator.
>>33713073deflecting>>33713075stawman
>>33713090if only there was a thread where you could ask women what they think, instead of telling us what they are
>>33713097>deflectingHEY it was a serious question what the hell
what I get from social media is that its actually not ok to apporach a girl ever, unless she makes the first move basically there's no shot for a guy
>>33713098>if only there was a thread where you could ask women what they think, instead of telling us what they areThis, I've seen so many bullshit ass takes (m) on reddit and 4chan where guys come up with convoluted justifications for ignoring or disregarding women's thoughts, feelings, and opinions. It's weird, man. I don't get it.
>>33713100how on earth do you get that from social media?are your female friends posting how much they hate it?
>>33713070>assumes interaction = getting laid>proves my point
Girls, how well do you need to know a guy before you agree to a theme park date where the theme park is two hours away, and you'll spend basically all day there, so the date will last an entire day?
>>33713098no no women are the audience for my bad takes and ragebait, they aren't for listening to, they are for fucking and whining at!
Foids only want us to namefag so they can filter us
Why are women so insistent on going down the porn-addict-gooner route?Is this another one of those "women in male dominated fields" moment where they look at men who jerk their dicks to degenerate shit and go "yeah, us girlies can do that too, take that moids"?Do they not see men quitting porn in droves?And why do they keep telling themselves that the porn they goon to isn't actually porn?Can someone explain this behavior to me?
>>33713107I'd go to a theme park with my worst enemy. If there's rollercoasters I want to be there.Maybe like 3rd date for less roller coaster loving girls.
>>33713104>are your female friends posting how much they hate it?NTA but for like half of the 2010s my entire social media feed was nearly every woman I know irl reposting Tumblr screenshots of people comparing insecure men to sexual predators for wanting to approach a woman
>>33713104he doesn't. he's baiting. he just got home from high school. ignore.
>>33713110What are you even talking about
>>33713110>Why are women so insistent on going down the porn-addict-gooner route?Huh. Do they?
>>33713110i don't play that but i don't get how some of you call the only series that had male fanservice ever basically as if it's honey select, calm down
>>33713113This makes me miss those years of my life. I would get home, jump on the computer to do half-interestedly do homework, and watch DVDs of Berserk while eating a handful of peanuts. I swear that's all I ever ate when I was a teenager was salted peanuts. I should go back to that diet, salted peanuts and coffee and nothing else. I looked better then.
>>33713109It's true. I filter every name fag.
>>33713104have you even checked the social platforms? its basically women constantly going ''ew a guy came up to me and ...''
/adv/ catalog is a huge blackcockpill. Every man has given up hope.
>>33713109real please do it
>>33713110Least extremely-online /atoga/ post
>>33713111I think I'm going to Dollywood in November. I've never actually been there when they've had their Christmas decorations up, but people say it looks amazing so I'm really excited. It'll probably be a little chilly but all the coasters should still be open.
>>33713123kill yourself
>>33713122>have you even checked the social platforms?No, I don't willingly expose myself to ragebait like that, it's bad for your mental health
>>33713123i agree but only in the way that it makes me disgusted by whiny white men
>>33713098That question has been asked many times and it's been concluded that being the recipient of the very same sexual attention that would make men very happy, would make women recoil and vomit, I'm just point it out.
>>33713126Oh hi, Dollywood anon! It's a fantastic date, I hope you find the right girl to take.
>>33713131well, yes. because men and women are different. we come here to understand those differences.
>you'll never know if anon would go on a big dick training shonen arc himself
As a woman is it weird that I keep my bad angle photos to humble myself? Shoud I delete them bc I want to clean my cameral roll, but I dont know if I should
>>33713133>take a girl>DollywoodThere is no such thing as a heterosexual Dolly Parton fan. If that anon is a Dolly Parton fan, he is gayer than a Rodgers and Hammerstein play.
>>33713131it's almost like... there's some kind of societal difference between men and women.... like, that one is far more likely to rape and murder the other.... no no that's completely unrelated i'm sure. you're a victim! a poor innocent victim of mean femoids!! pity him!!!
>>33713137You don't need to be a Dolly Parton fan to enjoy Dollywood, you fool.
>>33713136i don't think you should think about it so deeply? i just think they're funny
>>33713136nah that's fine, I do the same. I can't count on men to tell me I'm ugly, so I have to do it myself
>>33713107I'd do it if we knew each other very well or had a lot of common friends
>>33713133Hi! It was really more of a hypothetical, but maybe someday. I really love Dollywood and I have so many happy memories there. I kind of have a fantasy of someday taking a girl who has never been and showing her around and watching her experience this park I love so much.
Have you guys ever thought about how we'll have sentient AI before some us get GFs? I think that's kinda funny
>>33713107sounds innocent and safe enough, so i'd be comfortable even if it's at the early stages i think
>>33713135I've been using a dick pump for the better part of 2 years and I'm now bigger than like 80% of the porn stars I see.
>>33713107only if I drive there myself, counting on a guy for transportation home is late relationship stuff
>>33713148then you will not need to come on /atoga/ anymore by then
>>33713145I'm going next spring! My husband has a work thing and he agreed to take me. I don't want to say you're the only reason why I'm going, but you're a big reason why I'm going :) your love for Dollywood convinced me to tag along. Wish you the best!
>>33713135What's that?
>>33713128well being told you're out of the market might be bad for the mental health but it doesnt make it untrue
>>33713150It was supposed to mean as in taking it! Put your dick away NOW
>>33713142>>33713143But I really want to delete them thoughEverytime I show someone a photo in my camera roll Im so mortified they will scroll past an ugly one
>freshman chick asking me how to get guys to ask her outIf she wasn't a brunette I'd suspect she was kittenposter (because I also don't want to ask her out) What advice should I give her, women? I said to make herself more available but she said "I don't wanna come off as desperate"
>>33713156>>33713019he ignored me when i asked further things... so mean, what a bully
>>33713122Mine is mostly artwork and /tv/ stuff. Curate your feed better.
>>33713163what does that have to do with the issue at hand?
>>33713160Put them in a separate folder called "shame" so you can scroll your normal pics without fear
>>33713161>how to get guys to ask her outIf I knew I wouldn't be here
>>33713164You said "social media is basically women complaining"That's only true if you purposely make it that way. So, don't. Make different choices instead of passively reading things you hate.
>>33713154Oh that makes me really happy to hear! I know you'll have a great time. There's truly not a bad coaster at Dollywood. It has one of the most well rounded lineups of any park I can think of, and it's got such a charming atmosphere too. There's a lot of older people who don't even ride coasters who get season passes just to listen to the singers and browse the shops. I don't know if they'll have their new ride open when you come, but I know you'll have such an amazing time. I'm really excited for you.
>>33713160if you're talking about a series of pictures that you took in the same time, okay? you can delete them sure, nothing wrong with thatit's kinda weird to keep things you don't actually need to me and your motivation for it sounds a bit odd
>>33713162Uh, well I'm straight, so I'll go with nope!
>>33713153>>33713148According to the movie Her, sentient AI will dump you because you're a bum.
>>33713042So no, you’ve never really had any genuine troubles in your life
>>33713166Kek thats a good idea
>>33713139right, so because men rape women (which is abhorrent, before you go and put words in my mouth), it is only right for women to express disgust at a basic display of attraction that they themselves express.So it would follow that because some men get honey-potted into getting their kidneys harvested, it would be only right to respond to women expressing attraction towards them in utter disgust and mistrust.
>>33713167Maybe you shouldn't have demonized men for decades about approaching females.
>>33713158It's too big to stuff back in my pants, I have to wait until the erection dies down now
>>33713169Oh you mean like how I should ignore all the Nazi-esque MAGAt propaganda going on in my small community via Facebook. Yeah, great fucking idea, just ignore the problem and it will go away.
>>33713169the algo changes nothing, women still feel that way
>>33713177Fuck off retard
>>33713171I just dont feel like my good angles are the real me so only keeping those feels kinda weird like Im fooling myself
>>33713178are you the semi hard anon??
>>33713161>I don't wanna come off as desperateGuys are so oblivious that her idea of "desperate" is where we get the first hint of interestIt'll feel like she's way overexposing herself, but it's necessary to signal interest
>>33713181Thanks for proving my point. I win.
>>33713179Yeah. Why do you even still log on to FB? Hide groups that suck.>>33713180>ok but I can still mindread all womenWhoa
>>33713185You proved MY point by being a dickhead.
>>33713182you are you in chin pov angle and normal human being angle tho, i pat your head
>>33712983how can I show you if I'm outdoors with no mirror?
Remember when you could just randomly show up at the gate and immediately pay for your flight to some random place on a lark? Those were the days.
>>33713185nta, what did you win btw
Does God really have a plan for me? How do I know if love is part of that plan?
>>33713183no, I am the bricked and unlicked anon
>>33713192Nigga you old as fuck.>t. also old
>>33713194Gods plan for me is to be an example of what someone shouldnt be
>>33713193a government mandated girlfriend
>>33713190No moid, you dont understand female struggles
>>33713193The jerkass contest
>>33713193A point for men. We are at war with females.
>>33713135does this make me one of those rivals who's just naturally born with the power and his feeling of smug superiority is ultimately what undoes him
>>33713197God's plan for me is to send me to prison for decades where I will be brutalized and raped every day.
>>33713195i'm not going to lick that.. try with >>33713201
>>33713191Just take a body pic pointing downwards so we can see your outfit upside down
>>33713202Yes, you are Gary
Friday can't come soon enough...
>>33713199but i'm a foid...
>>33713208eh whats the point, you get two days of nothing and then its monday again
I have a strong urge to learn what women like and try to connect with them to make myself as palatable and likeable as possible and try to chadify myself to the best of my ability both physically, mentally, and emotionally until a lot of women will want to date me, only for me to ignore all of them and go live off the grid in nature, preferably with a dog.
>>33713194>>33713197>>33713203God's plan is for you to wait two more weeks
i cannot wait to slam my pussy on my bf when he gets home
>>33713211Friday is the last day of the end-of-quarter crunch.
ew americans
>>33713210Then why are you giving me head pats? Are you gay? :))) also, I just washed my hair so I will break your hand off if you dare touch it
>>33713197I don’t believe that>>33713213Two more weeks I’ll officially be an old maid
>>33713221Are you one of those hot French maids?
>>33713219oki i will not touch it, just wanted to give you some reassurance because i felt like you worried too much about something so silly, i'm not gay i'm 100% STRAIGHT
>>33713218I've heard that one before.
i see it's dicklet incel hour again. how was your day off, fedposter-chan? did you get a paid vacation day?
>>33713208Yeah! I was suppose to work Friday to Sunday, but it got canceled. I excited
>>33713223you don't think it's important to communicate your ideas effectively?even if you solved the world's problems, nobody will listen if you're not nice
>another thread of men unable to become Chad and women unable to fuck Chadyawn
>>33713231I hate the smell of bullshit in the morning
some moids are really upset right now!! watch out foids!!!!!!! we might have to kill ourselves after their BASED posts
>>33713215yes, please stay away from us. this is a pro-racemixing pro-miscegenation thread a
>>33713167TouchéI guess now that I've had time to think about it not-on-the-spot I guess I'd say "initiate conversations over text" and tell him, "We should hang out sometime!">>33713184I was thinking about that being a possibility. But I think it might've been because I was using hyperbole saying "you wanna roll out the carpet for him to ask you out" lol
>>33713239r u ok?
>>33713239they don't want us to kill ourselves, they want us to fuck them, but only if we're virgins
>>33713227Oh okay, thanks for that love you bye
>>33713194So what happened to the rapture people, I saw so many goodbye videos on TikTok, some even said if it didn’t happen they would leave their church. One lady said she was going to burn her house down because she didn’t want the sinners using it while she’s in heaven.
>>33713239I just got here I have no idea what's going on
>>33713217what
>>33713245no idea what got them so agitated right now, raptured anus roleplay? i don't remember whatever is happening in the us right now
>>33713170I'm very excited! What is your favorite coaster there? :)
>>33713216onto his dick? or just on him in general?
>>33713255not sure either. i assume they are paid propaganda posters desu
I feel like whenever women here express preferences they always lean towards answers that they think will earn them brownie points with men. Like>yeah I like short, fat, ugly, and balding men haha>they're so cute and huggable>Eww I don't like *insert male model with sculpted physique* his elbows are too pointy 2/10and will then go on to goon to those very same guys in their "dark romance" novels.
>>33713257his face his dick whatever he wants i just need him sexually !!
>>33713174Well neither did she
Words of truth really hurt females, kek. Keep up the good work, fellow men.
>>33713259i don't see what you're describing happening though
>>33713259they will just say whatever they think will prove incels wrong.Don't trust women's words, trust their behavior.
anons i'm not really homophobic but
>>33713259>a demoralization post to discourage you from considering women as people with diverse tastes and fantasies>the purpose of this post is to drive a wedge between you and your reality, to make you feel badly about your body, and prevent you from trying to form connections with other people.>This makes you easier to manipulate.
>>33713239who said men want to fuck you?
>>33713242>"We should hang out sometime!"I've only tried "we're grabbing coffee with xyz, wanna come" . Didn't work but he had a good excuse. I'll probably try again.
>>33713281keep her OUT of your goon folder moid
>>33713281this doesnt existt.rural anon
Women: is there a reason NOT to hate them>?
>>33713279>basic observations are now considered a psyopcrazy works
>>33713283where did you even read that??but anywayomg i'm so sad!!!
>>33713259they do it because honest answers will make the subhumans either an hero or shoot up the public
>>33713289my aunt is cool and based
>>33713259I care so little about little things like specific height, muscle definition or hobbies. I'm so bored.
>>33713289Like clockwork
>>33713259I dont know man, the girls in these threads are super mean most of the time
>>33713296I think incels only really chimp out because women's words are so misaligned with their actions.It's one thing to not realize that women are humans too and are just as shallow and retarded as men, but it's another for women to claim otherwise and heavily insist on not having whatever part of your brain makes you attracted to attractive people.
>>33713256Well, it's probably Lightning Rod, but I haven't been able to ride it since they had to replace the launch with a traditional chain lift. I don't think it'll be too devastating. The first part of the ride won't be quite as exciting but it's got such a great layout. Definitely try to sit in the front row for that one. I would also say Thunderhead is a big contender because it was my first "big coaster." I was terrified of them when I was a kid, and I finally faced my fear on Thunderhead, and of course I loved it.
>>33713307I'm only mean during America hours.
>>33713316well im euro and you're still mean
>>33713301>haha phew, I thought you were like those other girls that care about looks and silly stuff like that>a-anyway, wanna go out on a date?
>>33713316same but i stay at those times only if i'm bored
>>33713321I always feel so bad for this dude, poor kid.
>>33713320Well then it's your fault
women999999.png
>>33713259Weird place to say this, since everything women post ITT gets ignored lmao
>have to be a millionaire to get a girl that comes prefucked
I see it's women-hating hours again
>>33713307I like most of them, they’re generally sweet
one of the weird things i've noticed is how guys obsess over their earnings and how they think women are obsessed about iti never saw that before coming here and never heard a girl say anything about this when it comes to men, unless she's ranting about an absolute neet
>>33713333Yeah, the gay dudes have arrived and chased away all the women. We'll be back later.
>>33713331No you don’t. You just have to be a predator for religious woman or 18 year olds.Also, most rich people settle down with former industry whores or models who’ve slept with multiple people.even rappers who complain about “body count”. Rich people don’t preach what they live.
>>33713329>woman says anything>1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (You)s
>>33713283nta and nag but don't be stupid anon
>>33713337>never heard a girl say anything about this when it comes to menSame. A lot of my friends outearn their SOs.
>>33713338good, /atoga/ was always at it's best without women in it
>>33713343>Women are so boring to talk toYou're in the wrong thread
>>33713343what the fuck??? why are you reading what femoids even type?? are you retarded?
>>33713350why would you ever stay in a place you aren't wanted
>>33713345>/atoga/ was always at it's best without women in it>he doesn't know
>>33713350>the masculine urge to shit up a thread arguing for hours rather than taking a short break
how long will this based chad stay here to deepthroat men i wonder
>>33713353yeah apologize and say "i'm sorry master" right now you absolute subhumanimagine replying to a female what the fuck
>>33713225No
Girls, what position do you want yourself and the guy to be in during a blowjob? Do you want to be on your knees with him standing, or do you want him to be sitting on the edge of the bed, or him laying down on the bed with you laying between his legs, or something else I'm not thinking of?
>>33713355Have they actually been doing this for hours? Lol.
>>33713358God, and the shithead seventeen year olds who made this shitty image won't even realise what's so embarrassing about it for years (and that's assuming they're smart)
>>33713358"haha yeah these women are so stupid they won't even let us harass them! they just avoid the pointless discomfort! what a bunch of pussies amirite?"
>>33713338actually, I'm glad, because unlike women, gay men actually seem to like and are attracted to men.I'd take aggressive gay hornyposting over women blogposting about their daily activities that would get ignored if she was a man and simps replying to her with a generational wealth of (you)s
>>33713358What are you doing for the well being of society? Are you married? Do you own a home? Do you have children? Do you provide for your family? Do you raise your kids to be morally good, selfless, gold fearing and responsible?Or do you just post memes on the internet?
>>33713361Can’t we go through all the positions over time?
>>33713367yeah i just come here to glance at them as visual white noise when i masturbateanyway what do you prefer? big boobs or flat chests?
>>33713333They wouldn't be desperate for attention if that was the case, lol. There's a reason this thread is full of post-wall hags who now pretend to be lesbians in their 30s because they missed their window of getting a husband.
>>33713375I was just wondering what you most prefer.
>>33713361The one we go for the most is him laying down and me between his legs or by his side. Him standing and me kneeling is the hottest. Also him sitting and me sitting at his feet.
>>33713382Don’t know I’m virgin
>>33713370this, gaymaxxing is basedExpressing lust for women has lost it's magic.
>>33713367This pic always makes me smirk. You can tell exactly how lower class the anon who made this is
>>33713386yeah not to discredit some femoids but petite girls kinda have that innocent cute and funny look if you get what i meantriple q would go hard tho, what race?
Good night anons *mwah
I wish I was born gay. I only get DMs from faggots
>>33713390Gorgeous feet, in the least creepy way possible. God I miss watching ballet.
>>33713395goodnight! sleep well <3
>>33713353Does the guy who wrote this realize that he is also doing a Jewish daycare job?
>>33713367This is exactly how my sister in law lives. It's uncanny.
*hugs you*I hope (you)'re having a good day anon
>men: waaa women only want to date 6ft tall guys with a chisled face and a 6 figure income waaameanwhile women:
>>33713410Hope you're having a good day as well anon!
>>33713410Thanks anon. It’s better than yesterday but not great. I hope it’s going well on your end too.
>>33713403absolutely agreekinda tired of roasties as you can imagine, do you have any waifu recs? ai is getting so nice i'm sure you could get cool videos of q cup white wife with that
>>33713409Why don't you start dating men? Real question.
>>33713409>>33713419>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDSNot reading that, much less saving it.
>>33713419anon sorry but why would i even read all that, give me a quick rundown, i just got home from my job i'm tired
>>33713421I wish you find your way out of the closet anon, you will be way happier
>>33713422>meme>is not funny
Pro tipIf a woman isn't actively having sex or making out with you, she's just being nice
>>33713429how is she supposed to stay pure until marriage?
i'm so bored of this samefagging closeted gay incel
>>33713432Purity is overrated. Just get someone who has similar sexual experience to you.
>>33713333Is this image supposed to be controversial? Some kind of hot take? Any woman can post their picture on the tribute subr*ddit and have men jack off to them. Male attention IS abundant to the point of worthlessness.
Pro tipIf you have to ask and wonder about whether or not a woman is into you, she isn't.
>>33713432Nta, but that's a pipedream for men in 2025. You have foids in this very thread who started sleeping around before they hit double digits kek
>>33713433i'll check it out thanksanon i appreciate the pics but i come here to masturbate over the stupid stuff they're saying and argue with them, i really don't want to go on other sites to do that you know
I need the kind of gf who will literally kill me.
what's for dinner, anons?
>>33713415>>33713416I'm doing ok, I've been better I've been worse :)
>>33713435I don't know man, you genuinely seem like a homosexual. Calling me a woman doesn't change that.
>>33713444nothing I don't eat dinner
>>33713444Leftover pasta.
>>33713439this, women make it very obvious if they're attracted to youif you're having doubts, she isnt
>>33713447He'll call you a simp next.
>>33713444MA banana muffin and a monster energy.I wish I were kidding.
the median age itt doubled for sure
>>33713444I had a big plate of roasted dinner, a couple egg bites I had gotten out of the freezer for breakfast but didn't eat, and a small ice cream.
>>33713455Fair ;)
>>33713451>The propagandist continues to craft posts with the explicit purpose of making you question your relationships and lower your self esteem.>This is to separate and insulate you from having a realistic view of the world, and to more easily manipulate you.>These motives are both profit driven and politically driven.
damn, homoanon is done already?
>>33713444Well I'm suppose to be at dinner for my company's conference but it lasts till 9 and I'm tired and somewhat sick.
>>33713458well, yeah, there's a 58 year old cia operative spamposting in here now
>>33713463its an actual fact retard, you'd know if you ever interacted with a woman.
>>33713466i hope they don't judge me for the hornyposting too much...
I'm horny!
Pro tipIf she doesn't know you, she doesn't WANT to know you
>>33713293>DO NOT LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN>DO NOT QUESTION MY MOTIVES>DO NOT THINK CRITICALLY ABOUT WHAT YOU READ>DO NOT EXPERIENCE REAL LIFE CONNECTIONS THAT MAY INTERFERE WITH THE PROPAGANDA EXPERIENCE
>>33713472Didn't you learn anything from /x/? You repel demons by jerking off in their presence.
>>33713464some tattle tail probably snitched to jannies and reported him for spamming the thread
>>33713479don't they feed on cum energy or something?
>>33713482Different demons.
>>33713476It's over.
>>33713470>The propagandist does not know how to react to being called out.>The propagandist can only assert what he says is true and discourage you from thinking about it any further.
Are zi8gzag and rainbolt from geoguessr really cute or do I just like autists?
>>33713481it was me i love reporting off-topic and low quality posts.my advice to is to stay on topic and make higher quality posts
>>33713472At this point, the old and middle aged glowies are just as much of a gooner as you are bro.
>>33713486i need another layer of anonyminity to admit that rainbolt is kinda cute
>>33713488honestly that's what drives me forward sometimes, they are the only ones who can truly know me
>>33713489I'm glad it's not just me.
>>33713487nta but are you mad at me for asking him opposite gender questions...
>>33713279>>33713463>>33713485>the paid shill is now actively panicking and trying to cover up any and all observable disparities and accept the status quo despite very clear and tangible external interference in human relationships>he presents himself as an intellectual who is able to peer behind the veil of anon's criticism of the current state of affairs and proceeds to chalk it up to natural human behavior>with this, he's trying to promote compliance and obedience to things outside of a given individuals sphere of influence and a desire to stop the plates from spinning prematurely
>>33713486>>33713489I'm a man and he is cute. He is giving me Pewdiepie vibes.
>>33713473>marine vid
>>33713486>>33713489imagine liking men unironically. Pathetic
>>33713444F.I just got some recipies for pizza dough. so I am trying them out. 3x recipies. one from mom and two from friends.I prefer deep dish kind of pizza with loads of cheese like soft, fluffy and saucy. I want to try these out before I serve them to family and friends. But I kinda screwed up with the dough measurements, so I have a shitload of food. I think I will eat homemade cheese/pepperoni pizzas for the next 8 to 9 days.
>>33713506he also reminds me of a cute classmate i had but only in looks, he wasn't autistic at all>>33713509but i'm a foid!!!
>>33713502>I'm not a shill you're a shillgo kiss a moving train
>>33713512this reminds me of that time where chad got hit by a train and became some kind of 80's creature monster itt
>>33713444FGyudon. Beef and rice
>>33713516That does sound memorable.
One day its going to be our turn
Still thinking about >>33711933 btw
Why do some people love me (my friends) and some people hate me (my family)
male anons, do you know the difference between mating press and missionary?
>>33713524
we hate women in this general
>>33713524>2 more weeks
>>33713518NTAI'm mad jealous. I love gyudon. None of the places nearby that offer it taste quite right, and it makes me very sad.
>>33713524femboy heaven?chad cow dairy farm for everyone?
>>33713532Until what :(
>>33713528Yeah. In missionary, he's on his knees, and in mating press, he's on his feet (with the woman's legs folded up pretty far in order to facilitate that).
I have bad news.Your favorite femanon?She...She got raptured yesterday. Be happy for her though, it's what she would have wanted.
>>33713538good answer
>>33713512>now that his pseudo-intellectualism has been exposed he resorts to primitive argumentative tactics such as ad hominem and the like>note that he will continue to advocate for engaging in human interactions whose paradigm has been artificially altered and strongly urge anons to disregard any possible malevolent intent found therein as "propaganda" through a string of conversational meta commentary on a mongolian basket weaving forum>he will insist that any dissatisfaction with the connections an individual makes (or the lack thereof) is entirely of their own doing and recommends adaptation to said altered paradigm and categorically rejects the notion of outside forces purposefully interfacing and corrupting said relationships without the individuals knowledge
>>33713540I hate all the femanons of atoga
>>33713531I don't
>>33713540raptured by my cock lmao
>>33713545yeah, (You)
>>33713545based, have a good night.
How long should you be in a relationship before you start playfully bullying your gf?Not like physical abuse, more like dunking her head in the toilet, emptying the ice cube tray down her pants, replacing her shampoo with mayonnaise...that sort of thing.
>>33713533Aw that is sad! There is a lot of good places nearby, but I’m cooking it myself tonight. Maybe, we’ll see
america going through an attack on titan chapter
>>33713527You can't choose your family but you can choose your friends.
>>33713543Even me?
>>33713557Yes, if you have a cunt between your legs.
>>33713552who is your gf
>>33713548yeah, (me) what?>>33713549have a good night too anon
>>33713558I wish you were between my legs
>>33713558nta but i hope you're not a 50 year old, you could be cute and moewould you hate me the most?
>>33713559A female-American.
>>33713549>>33713563>>33713565Fucking kill yourselves.
Pro tipIf she says "you're the first guy to treat me right", that's your cue to break up unless you wish to be left a broken empty husk of a man.
What's your gender and who is the most attractive anime character?
>>33713566interesting species..are you a male-american?
>>33713568What if it's because you're her first boyfriend
>>33713540...i am not going to heaven ever
>>33713536Find out in 2 weeks.
>>33713567nooo i'm to spoiled, i'd only want you to kill mehow familiar are you with asphxiation?
>>33713266I'll take one shot in the dark.Are you using condoms or is she on birthcontrol?
>>33713541Personally, I'm a fan of folded missionary, which is kind of between the two. The woman's legs are folded up, and the guy is more on top of her, but he's still on his knees. This keeps his pelvis angled down into hers, so he can go really Goddamn deep. He also doesn't thrust into her, instead only pulling out and letting gravity pull him into her. Speaking as the guy, I love it.
Women, how would you feel if you went home with a guy and you saw this painting hanging up prominently in his house?
>>33713511>but i'm a foid!!!I guess he's a chadlite, so you're safe for now.But you're not allowed to be attracted to ugly men
>>33713577I would assume that he painted it, and that he wasn't really that good at painting.
>>33713568F.Note to self, never compliment how I am being treated by a man, even when he makes me the happiest I have ever been.Continue professor.
>>33713573Please dont mess with me about this
>>33713578>this is chadlmao
Good night, /atoga/. I fucking hate women.>>33713577This looks like something you'd see in a very wealthy person's house.
>>33713571then she wouldn't be saying that.
>>33713577Unsettled, it's very creepy.
>>33713583It's a meme anon. Don't overthink it.
>>33713588I knew you were lying
>>33713584I was being generous, he might be lower, or it might've been just a bad picture, so I leaned towards a higher rating.
>>33713577F.I would genuinely be surprised to find a painting in any guys house without a girls intervention.Sure I think it might be weird, but all I can draw is birds and animals. so who am I to judge what is "art"All I have on my walls are supernatural tv series posters, as well as band posters like Rammstein.
>>33713577Huh. Weird.Anyway.
>>33713591
I want to have sex with an angry femanon and I want her to insult me in between her moans and sighs
>>33713599MILF
>>33713596What did you think of the writers confirming that Castiel is gay and then immediately banishing him to hell?
>>33713593the placement of where people go in these categories seems completely arbitrary to me. you could randomly shuffle this list and it would seem about as accurate and confusing
>>33713577Drug addict taste.
I wonder how it went with the anon I was talking to yesterday
>>3371360650/50 shot he's dead.
>>33713606what went
>>33713473Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33713578don't worry! i'm so sad i was trying to find a shitpost video that doesn't really have to do much with him, would have liked to share it but rip
Pro tipIf women don't express genuine, unprompted, vocal enthusiasm for a particular physical feature/character trait/interest of yours then they are likely just tolerating that part of you and don't say anything because of a fear of confrontation.
>>33713602Any season after 5th was stupid anyway, and became a guilty pleasure I watched just to see the actors, and quite much ignored whatever happened in the plot or dialogue.I seriously cant remember castiel being gay, but wouldnt be surprised.I propably close that out of my mind because Castiel always gave lost puppy wibes I wanted to take care of.
>>33713444I have a can of soup I’m gonna have. Steak and potato I think. Pretty hearty stuff.
>>33713528Not like I need to know
>>33713614Nta but I like the clam chowder
>>33713576the folded foid.. sounds elaborate but seems nice!
>>33713610Hi!
>>33713612>compliment my husband randomly about the little things I love about him>he thinks I'm mocking him
>>33713593Who the fuck snuck that second guy into Giga chad lol And one of the normies is really handsome I like him
>>33713593That 2nd guy from left doesn't belong in the Giga Chad category wtf lol
>>33713582NtaIts one of the biggest redflags because it signals she’s got a history of bad choices behind her and she’s more than likely going to break up with you due to boredom
Pro tipIf women have vaginas uhh you can fuck them yeah
>>33713607Anon plz>>33713609He was gonna try asking his gf for something lol
>>33713621excuse me, that's me
>>33711502no
Pro tipjust the tip
>>33713593Why do zoomers care so much about rankings systems?
>>33713634It's the tylenol their moms took.
Pro tipIf women ask you to use a vibrator on them during sex, they mean that as a subtle hint that you need to pick up your slack and that she's not satisfied with you.
>>33713634because some millenials think that mating press is the same as missionary
>>33713593F.The best looking guy in this list is the htn bottom left one without contest.
>>33713577A bit unnerved I have to admit..
>>33713637>Big pharma strikes againReturn to Amish
>>33713641moid hands
>>33713639Duly noted.
>>33713641>UpdateFor me is 2nd line chad to the left, I love the hair. I do agree HTN are kind of cute.
>>33713429>>33713439>>33713476>>33713568>>33713612>>33713639how did you get so professional
>>33713593Never forget, an incel made this one handed while hatefapping to it.
>>33713639F.My fetish is to have something up my coochie and ass at the same time, turns me on like nothing else.If I ask for the vibrator it means I want it up my butt from you. It has nothing to do with your performance. Its about what I want.
Pro tipJust because she doesn't say "no", it's not an invitation for you escalate physical intimacy. Rape is still rape if she doesn't explicitly declines.
>>33713653it was me...
>>33713616I bought that once by complete accident. I meant to get the baked potato soup but didn’t read the label. It WAS actually really good!!
>>33713656qui tacet, consentire videtur
>>33713656ok now you're just talking nonsense
State genderWho is the Chaddest man of the modern era? Let's say from 1950 onwards because the war generals would be too obvious.
>>33712793>>33712810Hey anons, see this?https://youtu.be/nFw6FO5FXEM
>>33713656Ok, but you should write that in proper English.
>>33713665mdon frye
>>33713665i avoid real men too much to be able to answer this but i always appreciate a chad discussion
>>33713655r u single
Pro tipIf you focus on her pleasure during sex, she'll think you're a weak man and lose interest. You need to be selfish, to make her please you, to keep her coming back for more.
>>33713665>ChaddestAnd what does this exactly mean...?
>hey babe, can you shove this disembodied silicone dick inside of me while you fuck me and also hold a vibrating bead to my clit and wear a textured cocksleeve?>ewwww is that a sex doll? Gross.women...
>>33713673BASED anon is doing his best to take out the competition with dogshit advice
>>33713674only Chads know it...
>>33713671she's a middle aged hag in a polycule
>>33713665MHas to be Arnold, right?
>>33713486Yeah you like autistic men, femanon.
How can I stop enjoying all these cruel acts of sodomy and sexual torture my captors keep inflicting upon me? I am supposed to be traumatized and hurt by their behaviors, but I am aroused and sexually tickled instead.
Femanon, this could be us...
>>33713675i don't understand this posthow is he going to fuck her if he's wearing a textured cocksleevechopped sex doll is creepy yeah
>winter lonely midnight walks start this weekhere we go again
>trust me bro, if you bury the grain in the dirt instead of eating it food will come out of the ground here in a couple of months>I know it took you an entire day of gathering to find all this grain but I promise this will work>no, bro, it will produce much more food than you have now>bro, you don't understand, it didn't work the last time because it was winter, it will surely work now
>>33713683Stop being gay...?
Pro tipIf you are an effeminate, gleeful, sensitive, passive, and emotionally available man, you'd best refrain from talking to women until you become a masculine, stoic, and calm presence that is incapable of showing vulnerability.
Do you think this is autism?I just spent 80 CAD on a used CD because it is the only way to get a digital to digital copy of the original 1981 digital master tapes of the Star Trek II soundtrack. Apparently the only machine that is still working that can play the 32 track 16bit/50kHz master tapes is at Walt Disney. I am still a bit pissed they couldn't copy the tracks bit for bit but apparently that was impossible.
>>33713668most of it is french, so its already proper english
>>33713684the height difference I deserve.Unfortunately, on account of you posting here, you are larping.
In the movie He's All That, the protagonist is a teenage girl who makes the equivalent of a full monthly salary from being a cosmetics influencer.Have any women here made money this way? What was it like and did it feel weird having that stream of income, especially if it was earlier in your life?
>>33713684Yep.
>>33713666yes someone told me about it yesterday (it was probably you actually)
>>33713696Why would it be weird?
>>33713669Why him over everyone? He looks like an uglier Burt Reynolds lolI watched him on Joe Rogan and he sounds kinda punchy to me.
Women, can you explain the thought process here?>gf ends up in hospital after a suicide attempt (caused by a falling out with her roommate, not me)>frantically contact everyone I can, including her best friend who I've never interacted with before, to see if they know anything>eventually find out from her mother where she is>update her friend with the room she's in and what number to call if they want to visit/talk>after she's discharged her friend lets her move in so she doesn't end up homeless/jobless, on the condition that she completely cuts off a bunch of people including meIs she just incredibly controlling or what?
>>33713687Would be better if it ever snowed
>>33713695I am 190 cm.>>33713678So you got no answer, uh huh.
>>33713699I didn't have a full salary until I was in my 20s and most people I've known who've tried to get in on the "influencer" grift ain't made shit money from it.
when I see how small women's hands are can't help but think how big my cock would look on their hands
>>33713687Winter lonely day mountainhikes too, which I am excited for!
>>33713704it sounds like that person is being controlling with her yeah
>>33713696F.I make a months salary by being a kitchen worker in a central kitchen that makes food for schools, old folks homes, other institutions like police/firestation cafeterias.Its an 8h 30 min day. its always hot and damp. I cant paint or grow out my nails or use makeup/jewelry. When I come home I think I am the ugliest thing ever. sweaty, messy, hair matted on my head from sweat. and that is when my husband thinks I am the hottest thing walking the earth, and makes a move at me. It has been a decade, but it never stopped.The other time he makes a move at me is when I have just woken up during sundays and my hair is a total mess and I look like troll doll.What I have learned is that makeup stuff is only me flexing on other girls that I can do it on myself, and guys dont really care about it at all.
Pro tipwhen a woman tells you she doesn't like something, remember that she doesn't like that particular thing *with you*, because you're not hot enough for her to let you do those things with her.
>>33713702https://www.youtube.com/shorts/27cernpdO3Q
>>33713709Maybe because they saw it as a grift and added no passion or interest?
>>33713687who? for what?
>>33713708i'm not a chad, mr. traffic light
>>33713568basically this lmao.Women are a joke
>>33713711Women hands often actually aren't THAT much smaller than male hands.
>>33713665I'm not sure but Zohran Mamdani has got to be up there
>>33713707and it never does>>33713720me, lets me mask up and go out alone. Maybe get taken out by a bear or something when im going trough the woods
Someone told me I sound hopeless earlier today (as in, I sound like I've given up hope in life) and it's kind of shaken me. I've never thought of myself as hopeless, but how do I avoid sounding like it?
>>33713716i'm not reading these pro tips but>princess treatment (ew)>being praised>being degraded>being forced to take it thank you
>>33713721And how tall are you, hobbit?
>>33713723>t. male with small, girlish hands
>>33711186M or FThoughts on circumcision?
>>33713723guess I have big hands because in my experience they are pretty small compared to mine
>>33713733MI think the docs that do it should be hung
She said "Come with me if you want to live", then executed me for finishing too early.
>>33713734Maybe.
>>33713733FGenital mutilation is evil
>>33713730155 so what now, as soon as you start walking towards me i could just sneak away between your legs
>>33713733MI think women performing circumcisions are "getting revenge" at moids because back when they were young they got pumped and dumped or chated on by men and are now taking it out on male infants
>>33713733But remember! Girls won't like you if you don't get circumcised (unironically the ENTIRE reason it is done now in America). Women will think your dick is weird and gross if you don't cut part of it off.
>>33713723f6'1. my hands are still smaller than guys my height. even if my hand and fingers were the same lenght as a guys, theirs are girthier/wider.>>33713733never seen a circumsized one. so no thoughts. I heard the top looks like a raisin when flaccid and it makes me smile.
>>33713744That's where my dick is, hobbit.I'm not giving access there that easily.
>>33713733FI like circumcised dicks
>>33713733f bad and i wish i never found out about it, don't get why it happens in america either i thought only certain people do that idk
pretty girls should make the world brighter but it just makes me suicidal
>>33713717I've seen that too, but that's just sloppy fighting. I was just curious why you didn't pick someone that was a world champ like McGregor or Brock Lesnar.
Is it normal for failed romantic endeavors to be so humiliating? And why do they only fail the moment I make them public? I always keep things secret when I'm dating someone new, but the second I start telling people about him he starts pulling away/ghosting/breaks up with me.
>>33713716Actually it's:>Being forced + being degraded>Being praised>Princess treatment
>>33713748>I heard the top looks like a raisin when flaccid and it makes me smile.Stardew is making fun of torture victims.
>>33713749i am unable to see it, i only see traffic light legs
>>33713764Yes, my last romantic relationship ended up with me having to hire a lawyer to represent me in court to prove that I'm not a rapist.
>>33713762Don was champion, but compared to the ones you mentioned, he fought in the UFC before there were the rules that are in place today.mcregor looks like a girl next to him
>>33713761imagine if all of them were megaugly but you're still supposed to have sex with them instead
>>33713770Okay thats bad What happened
>>33713772what
>>33713768I'll put on my light show for your little autism brain.
>>33713766That’s not her
>>33713773She told everyone I raped her and then pressed charges
>>33713766WOOOWEPIC NAME DROPPING BROOOOYOU ARE SOOOO COOOLLLL
>>33713777KEK!!
I will never date (him) or (you) or (anyone), for that matter. I have had it, I am upset and just want to be left alone. I see no one ever wanted me and it was all a game. (Yalls) entertainment at mh heart's expense, huh? I will never trust any of you again.
>>33713780Why
>>33713777i unironically like this gif, it reminds me when i was in elementary school and a cute boy i liked told me to follow something he was moving around with his hands, i felt like i was his puppy and i was so happy
>>33712037>
>>33713785You got stupid little puppygirl energy.And the size for it too.
>>33713770I hope it turns out ok anon. These things are tricky.f.I testified in court against my friend who cheated on his ex, left him, then had sex with the same ex (cheating on the new bf) and told everyone it was rape, when it fucking wasnt.She wanted me to collaborate with her story, so when it was my turn to testify I told the truth and showed messages to the judge.I havent spoken to her since. and it has been 14 years. And from what I know, about 3 years ago she still talks to people who are willing to listen that I let her rapist off the hook.
>>33713783>YallsYou write like a mentally deficient retard.
>>33713698I think so. I am the resident Sonic sped.>>33713783What happened?
>>33713752That's nice to hear, as a guy with a circumcised dick.
>>33713791i am much worse than that, mr. fridge
>>33713784you're asking this on the rape website?
>>33713802I mean what went so wrong that she had to lie about you raping her What did she want out of it
>>33713802What makes 4chan The Rape Website?
who's the best rapist in /atoga/
Is there a reason why atoga women are so cowardly about the BBC subject. I seen girls straight up say they prefer them in live videos like in kik I know both are different demographics and expect different results but what I dont understand is why you refuse to say anything about italso girls how real is pic related
>>33713761how do I get a gf like this
>>33713752Hey babe
>>33713813the fact that you have to ask means you cant
>Rape and BBC cuck fetish posting All right, lets pack it up, shows over..
>>33713811my opinion is that you should never stop killing yourself
>>33713811FI do not think about black men as possible sexual or romantic partners.
>>33713817nooo the rape is funny
>>33713792Really?
>>33713799>mr. fridgeCall me Mr. Freeze instead, even though I am not a cold person, I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy!What tricks do you have up your puppy sleeves that are so much worse?
>>33713783Are you her? Could you stop getting me ban or your atoga friends. That's the reason.
>>33713824Holy ESLshitter...
>>33713733>Literal baby tortureI don't like that
https://voca.ro/1kUmQTCQkaLB
>>33713816bros...
>>33713822Yes.I saw the situation leading up to my "friend" leading her ex by hand into her room, while saying "I am going to suck your brains out"After 30 minutes when they came out of there, there was no talk of rape, just a girl bragging about getting laid.My dad, a police officer taught me that truth is its own reward.
>>33713826Thats her cue!
>>33713811Same reason why they claim to like virgin guys and short guys. They just want to fit in with the 4chan culture and get plus points from simps.
>>33713823i can't call you with human names if you are built like mesozoic creature>trickspeople have noticed that i can't resist picking up things that are about to fall if they are on my sight i guessbut other than that i meant that i'm a very dark & evil & twisted creature
this guy probably has a gf and you dontexplain yourselves moids
>>33713792>>33713830>father figure>woman does the right thingFunny how that works
can a femanon give me encouragement to quit porn?
People in relationshipsDoes your partner really look through your phone? Is this a common thing?
We have like the best romance that has ever existed in ATOGA. "In the end" everything work out.
>>33713838I don't talk to women or even people for that matter
>>33713837>built like mesozoic creatureBe honest, you just want me to be a predator.>i meant that i'm a very dark & evil & twisted creatureI know.And I asked for your tricks you'd try to employ on me.Not how your reflexes are anti-cat.
>>33713798>>33713815Honestly I've only seen it in porn
>>33713842i can't and i don't even watch it, hopefully someone else will be able to help you
>>33713846Jimmy and Myao?
>>33713838Notice how the picture clearly shows him outside? We don't do that.
>>33713842Just think how much better you'll feel. You can do it anon
>>33713832I'm a man.
>>33713806I'm saying he raped her>>33713807hownew
>>33713857Whos talking about you.
>>33713862Me.
>>33713853No, me and, I am not telling you.
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>>33713862You.
>>33713850i said creatures but i mostly thought about the huge treesand i'm not able to do anything at all okay fine i can only say silly things and run away
>>33713863Well, what I said is that she knows.
>>33713844F.He knows how to unlock my phone. I know how to unlock his, and I never look.I dont know if he looks trough it when I am unaware. I have nothing to hide in there.I like to think he leaves my phone alone as I leave his.>only times I am on his phone is when it rings and he is driving and he tells me to answer the text or phonecall.
>>33713856Thank you, femanon.>Just think how much better you'll feel.I know I'll feel better about myself, but sometimes the dopamine hit is too alluring.It's just a struggle.
>>33713870I'll have to watch out I don't say too much.Do you think you could run away from me? I got some endurance and thanks to me height, my steps are rather long.It's funny how you immediately gave up the evil act.
Not a particularly gendered question, but how do I stop feeling bad for getting a coworker in trouble at work? They did something that they shouldn't have and inconvenienced me, so I mentioned it to our boss in passing, who told his boss, who must've talked with her. Got an email from her apologizing and now I feel terrible. I was assured by both bosses that my feelings were valid, that cleaning up after her wasn't my job, and that I should feel comfortable complaining like that, but it all feels so sickening. Am I autistic or something?
>>33713844Not in any of the relationships I've been in, no. We usually knew each other's pass codes though.
>>33713883Your feelings aren’t wrong, but they’re right. You did nothing wrong. I’m jealous that you have a boss that actually handles situations like that.
>>33713891>they’re rightI meant the bosses.
>>33713881i'm just showing you mercy that's allyour legs are too long, you'll just end up tripping over anyway
>>33713883This is exactly how that situation should go imo.
>>33713936I actually got very strong and well trained legs, especially my calves could be used to bonk little hobbits like you.
>>33712410That's ignorance on their part and there isn't much you can do about it besides assertively correcting them if it comes up.>>33712443It's a coinflip. I like both of them, but I would also need to adapt a bit for both of them>>33712446Autistic women tend to prioritize fitting in more than autistic guys. Also, a lot more men are autistic than women so if autistic people have relationships with each other then there's a surplus of men.>>33712479I'd indulge in it if it's my partner's fantasy, but we would need to set a lot of boundaries first and basically treat it like BDSM. Both partners half awake mutually fondling each other or making out in the bed sheets sounds a lot nicer. >>33712504Anxiety disorder. Women have physical differences in the brain that make them more prone to it
guys don't go in the other thread, the 50 year old homoanon is spamming the women again
>>33713961You mean the incel spamming weird low quality bait?
>>33713975Yes.
>>33713975he's 50 year old homoanon to me
>>33713955why would you bonk me with your calves..how would you do that
>>33713984lol that's alright.
>>33713994Why wouldn't I bonk you with my calves?As for how, just like you I don't reveal my tricks.Have to go to bed now.I hope you have a sweet dream of me chasing you through your neighborhood at night and then I pin you down with my legs around your torso in your home. <3
>>33713891To be honest, my bosses also similarly inconvenience me the way that my coworker did, but at least there's written instructions and a preemptive apology before I have to deal with it from them.>>33713944What are the chances my coworker holds it against mez though? I usually get along very well with her, and she's brilliant, but she just isn't very organized or prudent in the shared work space. I only really complained to my boss because I imagined how inconvenienced our other coworkers would be if I hadn't seen the messes and cleaned them up first thing in the morning.
>>33714008that's not fair now i'll have to think about how people bonk others with calves wthwell yeah sleep well palm tree anon..
>>33713665FMy dad, because he brought 6 bags of heavy groceries into the house in one trip
>>33714036It is a secret mating ritual of my people, no outsider is allowed to understand the complexity of it.Nighty night
>>33713696I make a living from twitch ads, which...isn't really the same
>>33712523I'd like her to be more open about it because hiding anxiety just results in bottling it up and that can be messy when the bottle inevitably cracks. I deal with anxiety issues myself and I try to be supportive towards others who deal with it too.>>33712598So are many things, but at least with dating that vulnerability is kinda necessary to make real attachments>>33712608Strange. Maybe he realized what he was doing and felt bad? Or maybe he doesn't want to escalate too quickly. Boners can be uncomfortable to deal with if it isn't leading into sex>>33712637I don't want any unnecessary attention. I also dislike the clique mentalities that invade the rest of the web>>33712680Nah, my family tends to be very nosey and anxious and moving out still won't be an option for a good while
okay anons maybe it's safe enough now
>>33714031>What are the chances my coworker holds it against meDepends. Is she a bitch?
>>33713715You've discovered the secret. Not only do guys not care about makeup, but it actively discourages us from trying anything sexual. If you turn yourself into a work of art, it feels wrong to ruin it!
>>33712722If they're freezing cold I might flip out>>33712739MAlmost always>>33712773My hair seems to look the best when it's washed every few days>>33712782I think they make it more difficult to socialize with the opposite gender later in life and people are already struggling with that so no not really.>>33712883Yeah. No one can be perfectly accomodating
>>33714072Idk. She complains about stuff sometimes, but I don't think she's malicious.
>>33712894Testosterone suppresses emotional pain I think>>33712911It was mostly alright. I accomplished a fair share of academic achievements. I was just super depressed from feeling so lonely.>>33712917If a woman approached me like that and I knew she was being for real I'd shudder, throw up, and start crying for different reasons. Man... writing that made me realize how pathetic I sound.>>33712927>>33712934Yeah the truth is abuse works in cycles. I was a dick because I was really emotionally frustrated as a child and I took it out on my surroundings. Then I matured more and realized that I was just perpetuating the cycle so I stepped out of it and strove towards leading a life of kindness. Part of that is helping people here recover from similar issues. It took me a while to realize that hating myself was just my head's own way of continuing the abuse so I try to care for myself too and stay hopeful and I encourage others to try the same.
>>33712945It requires effort on his part too. It's why I can't take people bragging about their monster dicks on the internet seriously. The average vagina really is built for the average penis.>>33712961One thing I don't miss about high school is constantly being herded around by adults barely above your age like farm animals>>33712983MI wear pajamas because they're comfy. I don't really hate certain clothes on the opposite gender.>>33713069There's a lot of research on how the job messes with their heads. It's quite interesting how something that would've been completely routine and necessary for hunter gatherers deeply disturbs most modern people.>>33713098You can lead a horse to water...
>>33713110Women horny. Society more accepting of horny women>>33713123I limit how much I browse it to protect my own mental health. There's a lot of people suffering in the world and I wish I could do more for most of them but I can't.>>33713148All of those years of tfw no gf will finally pay off. Welcome to the future>>33713194God works in mysterious ways. That's all I know>>33713259A lot of women struggle with people pleasing in general so I don't blame them
>>33713337I'm a NEET who can't work so...>>33713413Same>>33713444Just a cookie. I had a bigger lunch and I'm trying to lose weight>>33713528Mating press is missionary but at an angle that lets him press part of his weight on her>>33713552Depends on how much you trust each other
>>33713650I have hair like that and I love how fluffy it is. I'm going to be really sad once it starts balding>>33713628Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan>>33713634They hate themselves but are also very egotistical so they invent impossible standards to one up each other on how bad they really have it>>33713665MMy dad is awesome. He's done so much for us that it feels like it will be an impossible debt to repay>>33713733I hate it. The kid never had a say in it and the health benefits aren't worth the trauma. I'm glad it's going away
Jesus fucking christ I didn't mean to flood the thread with replies like that
>>33714411Wrong thread my guy
Women, what do you think of men who wear tacky fur coat in the winter?
