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So basically I'm a muscular, aesthetic gigachad who also happens to be a hardcore autistic nerd obsessed with video games, comic books and anime. Unironic, childhood diagnosed Asperger's, I spent my teenage years dodging pussy like The Matrix because I was too busy playing fighting games and teaching myself Japanese. I am equal parts attractive and repulsive, and thus in pure equilibrium I can thrust myself through space and time like Magneto. But enough about my mutant powers.

I cheated on my girlfriend and now I feel bad. We are all in our 30s except the woman I cheated with who's like 41 and a smoking hot Polish milf.

What do you good folks say? Come clean and possibly end my relationship with my girlfriend or take it to the grave?

The woman I cheated with is a workaholic who actually works like 90+ hour weeks running two businesses. She barely even wants to talk, within minutes she goes straight for dick like she desperately needs it. But then after sex she kept asking what was wrong because I was trying to make sure my girlfriend didnt plant doggy cams.

My girlfriend is very loving but also very fucking weird. After four years she doesnt want to meet my family, any of my friends nor does she want to live with me. But she acts as if I am this sex god that she is obsessed with. And simultaneously despises my profound autism.

What say you, lads?
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>>33715730
Take the girlfriends hand in your left palm,the businesswoman's hand in your right hand and jump together from a 10 no no 30 story tall building while screaming Macarena
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>>33716517
lol
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Sounds like neither of them are really interested in your personality or expanded like so keep on doing whatever feels right I guess.
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>>33715730

Infidelity isn't really a thing if you're over 30 and unmarried, or have no real intention to get married/have children. Far as I can see you aren't even public/official with your "girlfriend". You've just been fuck buddies for an extended period of time.

I wouldn't sweat it. If you're not going to have a serious relationship then you might as well smash pussy until you expire.
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>>33717991
I already impregnated her and we ended the pregnancy twice. I have tried the serious relationship thing with her. I want to meet her family and friends. She is absolutely convinced that she never wants to meet my friends or family, seemingly ever. She is very difficult to deal with, this is why I sought out side puss in the first place. She just wants me to be her hammerdick prostitute pretend boyfriend, but any time I try to make it real she gets all weird.
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>>33715730
Have you considered finding someone else who actually sees a future with you? Your chad looks will expire and no girl will want you at all, time's ticking. Pay for bumble and start searching, and if she wants to just treat you like a hammertoy then it's fine to go on dates on the side.
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>>33718383
>he thinks men become less attractive with age

lmfao! older, unmarried men are demolishing 20-35 year old pussy while you convince yourself your "looks will fade". The first time I showed a woman my gray pubes her eyes glazed over with appetite and she was gagging on my cock in minutes.

But keep rushing to get married to some whore who will divorce you for some big old man dick before youre 40. lmfao!

Every single woman God ever created has daddy issues. All of them.
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>>33718591
Kek. If he's a turbo autist then yes, his chances will greatly decrease with age. He'll only have money to offer then. No woman wants tard kids.
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>>33718676
yeah that's why Elon has 90 kids and Yeezy has 6. Gigachad autist dna is the most valuable commodity on this planet.
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>>33718163
Op, you know how broken girls will give out sex and make themselves believe they're in a relationship with someone who just wants to get his dick wet?
You're the girl. Enjoy it while it lasts, but you're not in a real-real relationship. Start using whatever brains you have to get your life and personality sufficiently in order to find a girl that you can actually be in a relationship in.
Don't throw away the pussies you got with your gigachadism either, but don't delude yourself into thinking it will become a gf or more.
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>>33719421
she considers herself my girlfriend. she's madly in love with me but for some reason is terrified of meeting my family
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>>33720014
Oh that could be totally different. Why is she afraid? How is your family like (eg raycis), and what about her might conflict (eg nig)?
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>>33720254
we are both the same race. there is nothing, my family wants to meet her but she wont meet. She is quite strange at times.
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>>33718591
based



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