How can I overcome my own darkness and acquire Golden Retriever energy?
>>33726925You can’t. That kind of energy you can only be born with
>>33726925Find ways to become loyal, warm, friendly, affectionate, supportive, and playful. And make it genuine, that's the part you'll need to work on. People can sus out when it's fake
>>33726945What about overcoming my own darkness?
>>33726925it's actually VERY easyyou need to buy an actual golden retrieverinstinctively, while raising the puppy, you become a ball of sunshine and optimism yourself
>>33726973You just gotta go outside for 2.5 hrs to cure that
>>33726925binge drink till braindamaged sufficiently.
Don't think any bad thoughts, and accept Jesus Christ into your heart.
>>33726925Hang out with more of them. There’s probably a dog park near you. Some believe you can gain their spirit by eating them but eating dogs is not cool unless you’re in Asia.
>>33726925Step 1. Quit 4chan. You know this.
>>33726925have you tried chewing on a tennis ball?
>>33726925I have golden retriever energy but Chihuahuas and put bulls take every chance to fuck with me, you are better off being a ghost
>>33728870Rachael can close her chompers completely around one.
>>33726925Start off by identifying what that darkness is and why you are allowing it to hold you back.
>>33730491You planning to get revenge soon?
>>33730859https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DC_QZTk3d0AThe secret to the golden retriever energy is tennis balls I found it
>>33732047Thanks!
>>33726925A word of warning: some people don't appreciate golden retriever energy. They call it "toxic positivity", and they will demonize you for being optimistic and sunny.
>>33732085Those sort of people are awful to be around anyway
>>33732085that's even better because you can easily avoid those people
>>33732085Yeah I had a bipolar girl try to criticize me for it, but she's a far less happy person than I am.
>>33730491this basicallyyou can have all the good energy in the world and people will find ways to fuck it up
>>33726925By being a good person.
>>33726925>How can I overcome my own darkness and acquire Golden Retriever energy?I had that when I was younger, I was bullied for it, sometimes I still have it when im at home.
