Previously on /atoga/ - >>33726974
>>33729067bnnuy are cute
Girls, can I take a picture of you? Stand still.
>>33729067M or FWhat do you do for work?
Should I buy a pet bunny?
>>33729079F. Micro lab tech.
>>33729079F. I work in a pediatric clinic as a supervisor.
>>33729079Oral surgeon in training
F, have you ever being with an inexperienced guy before? Or weird/without cues or experience on being intimate and caring?
What fetish or kink is your personal limit? For me. It’s scat. I’m open to a lot of stuff but yuck.
>>33729079FParalegal. I do research and investigation, travel for work a lot.
>>33729090My ex and I were each other's first everything, and after him I dated a guy who also was virgin but much later in life compared to my ex. We never went beyond getting a coffee together and texting, tho.It can be a little jarring to be with an adult who has never had any experience, but I really liked the guy.>>33729093F. Anything that involves other people, degradation, pain.
>>33729086That's the perfect job for you, JH.
>>33729094Isnt it difficult to catch criminals?
>>33729096I'm not JH, retard. She's the lab tech.
>>33729098That language is unladylike. I pity whoever is drilling your holes
Is it a flex to have a JK gush over you and act all infatuated like she's looking at you with irl heart eyes?Or is that just a phase that every high schooler, both male and female, go through? That is, "falling in love" with every other decently attractive person
>>33729095A woman that doesn't like pain or degradation?How is that possible?
>>33729097Luckily that’s not my job.
>>33729104That's normal for bio women, hon.
>>33729096If you're going to be so obsessed, at least be knowledgeable.
>>33729107I don't believe it
>>33729108NTA. I think that's a pedo joke?
>>33729106Whats your job then? You just take pictures of the crime scene,analyze the dna? Ive seen fatal autopsy with dana delany and ncis if it helps
>>33729107Tiktok interviews told me women love to recieve spit on their face and putting a foot on their heads while fucking
>>33729113She answers emails like every other foid and gets 6 figures because the government robs the men who do the actual work.
>>33729104I got really lucky - present and loving parents, never been a victim of abuse, was not exposed to porn until I was well in my 20s. During sex I just want to be treated kindly and have fun. Most men want to degrade women tho, so lol
>trvke so hard it kills the thread
>>33729115In Romania,my country only 54% of women work. Still doesnt help me get a date and women still think they deserve everything and that theyre too god for everyone but prince charming. Some things never change.
>>33729112Randomly throwing a name out every thread isn't a joke. It's an obsession.
>>33729079Mresearch engineeri work on interactive theorem provers
>men
>>33729113I won’t go into any details, but I collect information and do interviews. And there aren’t a lot of murders here, it’s mostly insurance/corporation stuff. But detectives like me a lot since we have a lot in commonality in our work. Does that make any sense, my English is the best
>>33729115That’s a minor part of my job, why are you being weird
>>33729067One for the straight women here, a puzzle.So you are on your back, legs apart, and your guy is entering you. When or if, do you wrap your legs around his waist?
>>33729132If he's on top of me, immediately. If he's standing and I'm laying down, when he's close to cooming.
>>33729130I suppose it probably involves talking to a lot of people,persuading them and making others agree with you or to like you.
>>33729135But youd have to like the guy a lot and especially trust him if that thing is going to happen so no chance for most men
>>33729140Yeah? For sex to happen we'd have to be in a long term relationship lol
>>33729079F, unemployed. I don't get paid for it but I clean/cook/petsit for friends. >>33729090My ex and I were each other's first everything, so neither of us knew what we were doing. After our first kiss we each went home and googled how to kiss. It was nice, learning together.
>>33729132The moment he lets up on his tempo. Pulling him into me when he's exhausted is hot.
>>33729138I don’t need them to agree with me, I just need their information. But I’m a small polite woman so most people open up to me, and I get to dress a little more casual. What job do you have?
>>33729079M customer success manager. Basically an account manager
>>33729120>Some things never change.Yeah, that's just the way it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXvBjCO19QY
>>33729114Average internet addicted troon moment lol
State gender.Have you ever been a grifter? Either privately, online or "professionally"?I just watched a video on 9/11 grifters, and I think I know at least one person that could be called somewhat of a real life grifter.
I'm horny!
>>33729112That's correct.>>33729121>every threadThis is my first thread this week.
>>33729114The latter was only hot one time. I hate spit on my fact, though.
>>33729125Tsundere-kun won't like this :o
>>33729150Oral surgeon. Im going to put straumann implants for 1.5k each,i drain abscesses,periapical surgery,grafts and other minute operations in the mouth. Im still scared of not being able to do it perfectly as Im still studying and theres others better than me. Ive also come to notice that most people are much less sensitive than myself when someone drills into their teeth (under anaesthesia of course) when doing cavities,incrustations and so on. Im especially weary of extracting teeth. Its scary but there are techniques and women who are shorter than me can do it.Other than that i am a pretty lonely guy. Im thinking about buying pets,maybe get some money and a farmhouse one day but id have hire someone to manage it. And obviously facebook arguments
>>33729160>he says on a Sunday
>>33729117NTADid you get pregnant yet?
>>33729147Hot.
>>33729164Wow that sounds complicated. And farm life is so difficult too. I hope you find a way to not feel lonely. I spend a lot of time alone, but I don’t feel lonely yet. But I should find a bf though
>>33729170Really? It feels like the normal ebb and flow of sex. Like how I expect a guy to start bucking up into me when I can't keep squatting on top.
>>33729067Women, has a man ever licked his lips at you like this before?
A few days ago I was heading to my friend's apartment after workThis lady, maybe in her late 40s or early 50s, not that old looking, is entering the building, and as soon as I approach so that I could catch up before the door closes, she does some fucking MJ moonwalking to make sure she's the one to close the door. Then I head to the elevators, notice one open, she says "that one doesn't work" and she's distancing herself as I wait for the next one like I have COVID. We both ride the elevator and she heads to the corner like I'm going to do something to this lady that I'm very confident is at least 20 years older than me.I dress like a regular dude, I don't look all that weird, just overweight with a weird belly, my hair is not great after a day of work from 9 to 5, and everyone I talked to for the last 10 years has told me that "I look younger than I am" or "I look innocent", and women don't usually keep their distance enough. At worse I may look like a serial killer or a terrorist, but a rapist? No way.
>>33729093MAnything related to involving another man, anything involving bodily waste or vomit (if a woman really really wanted me to pee on her in the shower, I could do that, but that's it), anything involving losing blood, anything involving real harm or injury, and... fuck, I could go on and on. There's a lot of things most people wouldn't do if you try to actually list them all.
>>33729173I'm in a very sexually unsatisfying relationship at the moment. Anything related to a woman taking any kind of initiative or active role in sex is extremely hot to me.
>>33729165I'm not American. Monday is the beginning of the week here.
>>33729174Not like that, no. That looks rabid.
>>33729170>>33729173NTA. That's super hot.
>>33729135>immediatelyAnd you don't release before he is fully finished?
>>33729186Yeah. Also after, generally. I like to have him lay on top of me with my legs wrapped around him after he's done, it's a really nice way to cuddle.
State gender:What are the three 4chan boards that are actually usable?If you say /v/ just know you're objectively wrong.
>>33729178I'll always be shocked whenever guys say that ITT.>>33729184Well I guess I'm just lucky that I naturally enjoy hot stuff.
>>33729190What's shocking about it?
>>33729188F. This one, that's it. All the others are dead to me. I miss when /gif/ had actual gifs.
>>33729174probably no. i remember when every girl on tumbler had a crush on this actor 24/7
>>33729188M/tv//a//vg/
>>33729190You are lucky (and so is he).
>>33729188f/vg//adv//ic/
>>33729188F. I honestly only post here, lurk on /sp/ sometimes.
>>33729192Was /gif/ mostly bbc and trannies back then?
>>33729191At best, I've had happy relationships where a bf and I are at least having sex as much as he likes. At worst, I've been told I ask for sex too often. So I can never tell if, when guys ITT say they don't get enough engaging sex, they're hornier than me or their gfs are just asexual. Either way it's surprising.
>>33729192NTA/gif/ is ridiculously disappointing. You'd think clips of women deepthroating cocks would be common and abundant, because that's one of the sexiest things a woman can do, but such clips are relegated to cocklust threads, which are about faggotry. What a waste of a board.
>>33729195I definitely feel like the luckier one. Every weekend we're together is exciting thanks to him.>>33729199Definitely not. I remember I would check the dedicated monochrome threads for stuff to save all the time.
>>33729202It really sucks to even browse. I really on lowkey asking anons ITT to find me good threads to link to, honestly.
>>33729203>dedicated monochrome threadsWhat's that?
>>33729205>I really on lowkey asking anons ITT to find me good threads to link to, honestly.NTA. The lesbian thread is decent.
>>33729188Depends on what you're looking for.
>>33729208Creep threads are a goldmine as well.
>>33729200Men are far hornier than women in general. Every woman I've ever had a sexual relationship with would always have their libido drop to zero if they were even a little bit tired, stressed, sad, or otherwise not in a great mood. The concept of sex lifting their mood or taking their mind off of stress was completely alien to them. I know that legitimately horny women exist, but they're far in the minority. Pretty much every guy on earth would love to have sex every day if the sex was good, but I've never been with a woman like that.
>>33729206Lile tasteful, sensual black and white gifs of couples. Finding a high quality gif that loops even just three seconds perfectly felt like finding gold.>>33729208Honestly those are the only threads I can trust nowadays to not have tons of cumshots for no reason.
>>33729214I'm tired of being a minority in like every sense. It makes me feel wrong for just being me.
>>33729214>The concept of sex lifting their mood or taking their mind off of stress was completely alien to them.The first time my husband told me this I thought he was making fun of me lol
>>33729218We all have our struggles.>>33729219Was he talking about previous women he'd been with, or what?
>>33729223>Was he talking about previous women he'd been with, or what?He was going through a really intense time at work, working 14+ hour days, and I asked him what I could do to help him and make him feel better. He straight up told me that the only thing he wanted was to have something to eat and get his dick sucked before going to sleep every night and when he woke up. I thought he was being silly because if I'm having a hard time I don't think about sex at all, let alone twice a day. Shit, even cuddling makes me feel on edge sometimes if I'm having a difficult time at work. But no, he was pretty serious.
>>33729225>I'm having a hard time I don't think about sex at allNTAThis is such an alien concept to me.
>>33729225>Shit, even cuddling makes me feel on edge sometimes if I'm having a difficult time at work.Grim.
>>33729225Oh yeah. My wife does her best to support me when I'm having a rough time, and she'll do stuff like cook a really difficult recipe to give me a nice meal to show her appreciation for how good of a husband I am. I feel like she'd just be really insulted if I told her I'd much rather be given an enthusiastic blowjob.
>>33729225>I thought he was being sillyWhy would God design men and women to be so different. Are we just a sick joke to him
i don't normally feel attracted to people in public, but there was a girl that walked really fast in front of me (this is relevant, short people walk slowly. sorry women xoxo) today so that i never really outpaced her, and i had a rare moment of public lust watching her walk. reminded me i'm a person, kinda nice
>>33729229I didn't feel insulted personally, if he tells me he wants to come twice a day I'll make it happen. I love him, if I'm able to make him happy I will do it. Just be nice about the meals she cooks, too.>>33729228Yeah, I just want to be left alone. Being touched in the wrong way when I'm already on edge can make me feel really overwhelmed. I do always enjoy being held tight while I lay on top of him or I have my head on his stomach, but that's literally the only thing I always like. >>33729232>>33729227I think it makes sense biologically for women, if life is tough we do not want to risk getting pregnant. I want to have more sex when I'm happy, relaxed, and life is going well.
>>33729225Did it help?
>>33729225This makes me feel deranged for just wanting to get dicked when I'm frustrated or exhausted.
>>33729238I want sex all the time.Why would I NOT want to have sex?It feels great.The only logical explanation, besides being some asexual freak, is that you never had a partner that was able to make The Sexenning good.
>>33729240don't, plenty of women are that way as well, i think the point is more about frequency, that is that most men - maybe all of them - are that way while many women are not
>>33729240You are.
>>33729240The ravenous malebrained female hyenas of atoga...
I only hate women when I have less than 3gfs.
>>33729239Yeah, he was pretty happy. We switched to twice at night tho, if he came in the morning he lost his drive to work. >>33729241I love sex with my husband, I come really easily with him and I'm very attracted to him in general.If I'm physically spent or my mind is focused on something else, I just have no sex drive. I do not want to masturbate, I don't want to have sex, I don't want to be touched. I can have sex but I'm going through the motions and have no enjoyment for it.
>>33729254My bf is perfectly happy with two gfs, so I think you're being unreasonable.
>>33729247It's just 1. And she has no sensitivity from years of abusing her pussy.
>>33729240How can I induce a woman and make her feel attracted enough to fantasize about getting fucked at all? It seems so elusive
>>33729258how does it feel to share a man? he must be quite the catch for you to accept this behaviour. not blaming you, perhaps its a smart decision
>>33729245My therapist says it's something to work on, so you're probs right.>>33729247I don't think I'm malebrained just for being horny.>>33729261I'll have you know that my sensitivity is just fine. I literally had to tap out last night while getting fingered because it was too much for me. If anything, I've gotten more sensitive these past couple months. So fuck you.
>>33729261>It's just 1.Oh gosh no. lmao
>>33729263I think it's less about you and more about her own thoughts and feelings. All you can do is communicate well and stay as sexy as you can as often as you can.
>>33729263i believe typically you give them pitocin if the delivery isn't going fast enough and the neonatal doctor is getting agitated over it
Women:This is the ideal woman's body. Sorry.
>>33729079Minternational business developer
>>33729264If anything, they share me. But yes, he's all around great.
>>33729079mdata annotator, cross-domain expert...still working on a good title, sadly "generalist" has an entirely different meaning in the industry
>>33729254Fewer
>>33729276less than.
>>33729276cute
>>33729258Are you throwing in the towel on marriage?
>>33729272So they bang you but not each other?
>>33729270>tfw no brown tomboy gfLife is suffering
>>33729279Not necessarily.>>33729280They mostly bang me together, yes.
>>33729079MI just got replaced by AI. At least they gave me some decent notice. But it's still grim.
>>33729284So you'll be the wife and she'll be the gf?
>>33729288sorry, that might have been my fault
>>33729261Female hyenas fight each other to determine their rank in the hierarchy. Sometimes, they mistake hyena males for rival females and start attacking them. The males, who are typically weaker and more timid, respond by getting erections, which they present to the female to signal that they are just harmless males and there is no need to bully them.
>>33729270Is she black or latinx?
>>33729290I forgive you. Sam.
>>33729289Idk. None of that is important compared to figuring out the baby-having situation.
>>33729297that is not my name but that's okay
>>33729298Growing up in a harem seems like it'd be really weird. But I guess that's just consensus bias.
>>33729298NTA, but I strongly disagree. You should figure out a legally-binding family situation before you figure out a baby-making situation. You need to have legal protections. Fuck, this just seems like a terrible idea all around.
>>33729305I mean, if it's framed like the child's mom and dad and aunt are all living together, would it be that weird?
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33729306Well a child-parent relationship IS legally binding in ways enforceable by law regardless of marital status. I do think it's worth figuring out for sure, though. Right now we're just seeing if this could ever actually work before I put all my eggs in this basket. Idk how long it'll take for the honeymoon period of this new and exciting dynamic to end, though.
>>33729308>We plan to lie to our child for the first dozen years or so.
>>33729309Go away, we're busy. A child's life is on the line.
women, did your opinion of men change or did you learn anything about men after browsing 4chinz and /atoga/?I imagine it can be quite shocking if youre used to pleddit and the like, to mens true unfiltered thoughts
>>33729311Well you said that the relationship is more them with you rather than them with each other - so wouldn't it make more sense if you're the one getting the baby? Shrug.
>>33729306It will end before new year's when they get bored of her. It sounds like they're just leading her on and she is naive enough to believe them>oh yeah, I will totally get you pregnant in your mid 30s and risk paying child support instead of getting my actual gf pregnant :^)
>>33729312Not literally saying she'd be relegated to being the child's aunt. I'm just saying that living in that dynamic seems normal.
>>33729309>the penis recognizes you as its owner, and begins to follow you
>>33729314No. Not much difference between this and Reddit.
>>33729314>mens true unfiltered thoughtsMen here go the other direction. On Reddit men will tone down their thoughts to avoid upsetting women, but on 4chan and in /atoga/ men will exaggerate or completely fictionalize their feelings just to shock women.
>>33729308You'd pretend your two partners are siblings? So they'll never kiss or anything except in private?
>>33729315I'm 100% going to be the one having the baby is a baby is going to be had.The relationship is obviously complicated. I think that each of us has an important relationship with each other just as much as we share a meaningful relationship together as a unit. So it feels weird overall to try and frame all aspects of the relationship as a 2+1 sort of thing.>>33729316That's just fucked up. They aren't the type of people to lie like that, let alone to me.
>>33729321theres a huge differencei saw a thread on pleddit that went like "what would you do if you could stop time" and all the replies about rape were downvotes and upvoted was shit like "i would help a baby pig suckle his mom" or some lame shit. its full of liars
>>33729314>mens true unfiltered thoughtsmen's thoughts are unfiltered by default, they have not the capacity for true artifice
women, what do you think about stairs?
>>33729314Not really. I do not think the men here are a good representation of the average men, you guys seem worse off in life than almost anyone I know IRL.
>>33729317um, are you being serious? i'm sure your kid will either a. grow to resent you hecause you couldn'r have a normal relationship butbdecided to have kids regardless, or b. do the opposite, where your situation becomes overly normalized and he refuses to engage much with most people, who wouldn't be comfortable.
>>33729326Nah, not much difference
>>33729329way to rub it inwhy not use your female powers to make life a little better for the men here?
>>33729324No, like I said, I didn't literally mean aunt. I meant like another adult in the house that isn't necessarily a parent but still always there and close to the child.I should've picked a better way to explain it.
>>33729325>They aren't the type of people to lie like thatDidn't she literally dump you out of nowhere just a few months ago?
>>33729325Wait, are you JH?
>>33729290>>33729301NTA.Are you the polysyndetonation guy?
>>33729328bad
>>33729338Ok I'll take the elevatorDon't you dare complain about my fat ass you hear?
I ate a small amount of basedbeans and now my farts smell awful bros and sisters use this information as you please
>>33729332Because I don't know you, have no practical way to help you especially when you have no desire to help yourself, and also because I do not give a shit about you.
>>33729326I also wouldn't rape. You're a fucking retard if you would rape.(1) if you have magical powers then other people likely have magical powers too, or there is a Higher Power.(2) if other people have magical powers or if there is a Higher Power, then your actions will be observed and judged.(3) if you are judged by others with magical powers or a Higher Power then your magical powers will not prevent you from being caught and punished.
>>33729336LMFAO the what?
Women, what are your strategies for interacting with men who are romantically obsessed with you, but that you don't want to date or get involved with?
>>33729342>observed and judged.what if he judges you by the amount of offspring youve made?you'd fail their test, whilst Id pass with flying colours youre retarded sis
Wish I was seven years old and being groomed by a femanon rn
>>33729309Glad it's not attached to me.
>>33729328I like them in moderation? I try to go us them whenever it's a reasonable options.>>33729344I don't interact with them. If I have to, I do so while keeping my distance and being as dry as possible. And preferably in public.
>>33729330How would you suggest going about structuring a family dynamic given these conditions, then? Or are you saying it's just not possible for it work under any circumstance?>>33729334No. That was a long while ago now, and her feeling overwhelmed at the time does not make her a malicious liar.
>>33729079M; Until recently, I was an American bureaucrat and civil servant, but I quit so that I wouldn't be burned alive by Trump or executed by DOGE.
>>33729326I would find a way to make money with it
>>33729333If you can't even describe it to adults then you are fucked when you have to describe it to a child. Don't forget, you don't have to describe it to the child just once and then you're done, you have to describe it at every single developmental milestone when the child has new reasons to ask you just what the fuck is going on with their life and why they're so different from all their friends.
Timestop rape is only hot if the woman is doing the rape.There was a doujin of that I saw a while back but it was pretty short.
>>33729333Well yeah, that's still a harem, which I think would be weird to grow up in. But I guess it's only weird to me since I'm living in the modern western world. If I were an ancient Hebrew, I'd probably have a different opinion.
>>33729350>That was a long while ago nowHow long ago was it?
my gf has been becoming more into my ass. it started with an occasional touch but now she’s constantly groping it, wants to run her hand through my ass crack and suggested i wax my hair. during sex she even said she wants to “go down there”no clue where this is coming from, i have given her no hints about liking this. i’m curious on one hand but i don’t think i could look at my gf the same way afterwards
>>33729344Be polite, don’t ask any questions and leave
>>33729326Reddit is designed for people to say the most tame shit for upvotes. Every man would do the former if they could stop time.
>>33729323MThis assessment is true..
>>33729350>How would you suggest going about structuring a family dynamicvery simple: have a normal relationship. don't want that? that's fine, then don't have kids. those are your only moral options.
women what would you do if you could stop time and I was right in front of you?
>>33729350Man, if you call that overwhelming, wait until you see her get overwhelmed by the realities of raising a child in a throuple.
>>33729360Just shave and douche your asshole and enjoy the rimjob, you cunt.
>>33729351civil service is an abomination anyway, i sincerely believe you've served your nation more by leaving them short one person than you likely did at your job
>>33729366>women what would you do if you could stop time and I was right in front of you?Put distance between me and you.
>>33729371Horrible take
>>33729372maybe Im attractive to you and you'd want to be closerover 0.04% of women would agree with you
>>33729372Lmao you absolutely killed him, queen.
can an anon please fill me in on the polysyndetonation guy?
>>33729366keep walking
>>33729378He voted Yes on Skub.
>>33729375No, ew. Even if I was attracted to you, I'd have no interest in being close with someone unconscious.
>>33729343>LMFAO the what?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33354032/#33355746
>>33729355Bitch I'm busy doing housework and dealing with other shit while occasionally checking the thread to post. I'm not putting any mental or emotional weight behind my articulation. If you want to have an actual, deep discussion on this, can you wait like 45 minutes?>>33729358Do none of you guys know of anyone who was raised in a home with more than two adults in it, regardless of their relationships?>>33729359Like early 2024. Don't make me relive that shit.
>>33729387>Do none of you guys know of anyone who was raised in a home with more than two adults in it, regardless of their relationships?The harem part is what's weird, not necessarily having more than two adults in the house.
>>33729378>>33729385
>>33729364I don't think that's a fair ultimatum. I'd argue all those families with 5+ kids would be way more disruptive and less "normal" for a child growing up than a child with an extra mom.>>33729368You don't know what was going on with her, so don't act like you have any idea what you're talking about. This is why I can't take you fucks seriously, you pretend you have informed opinions.
women, do you often say stuff in the heat of the moment during sex which you don’t mean?my gf and i want kids in the future, but sometimes during sex she’ll start saying she wants me to put a baby in her and finish inside. i’ve never done it and always pull out, i wonder if she actually wants me to in that moment or if it’s just talk
>>33729389It's not a fucking harem. And regardless of what label you put on it, how is it abh different from any other family structure with another adult present? It's not like who is fucking who will be known by a kid.
>>33729374sorry, but it is entirely antithetical to the design of the US, and it is singlehandedly responsible for all the worst aspects of the government hands DOWN. whatever benefits it provides it absolutely costs more. it doesn't have to be this way, but unfortunately bureaucracies always get cancer-y. this isn't your typical reflexive rightwing signalling either, the civil service really is one of the most demonic aspects of the US right now, and it needs to be gutted posthaste (in my humble opinion)
>>33729393Yes, very frequently. Though usually the vocalizations are plain nonsense, if they're even actual words.
>>33729392NTA. I'm not sure about disruptive, but it's you're objectively incorrect on the normalcy part.
>>33729090Yep.
>>33729392At some point, I think you just have to leave /atoga/. You're so detached from our reality that you can't give us good advice and we can't give you good advice either.And if it turns out that we really did give you good advice, and this whole situation blows up in your face, then you are really not going to enjoy all the "I told you so"s. Better to leave /atoga/ while you're convinced of success than to ragequit in the midst of failure.
>>33729393i'm just boring probably but i never talk (first) during sex. he does sometimes though and i do respond, even if it still somehow feels really embarrassing for me to talk during sex.
>>33729101>have a JKA what
>>33729395Oh, I didn't mean to upset you, sorry.
>>33729393>i wonder if she actually wants me to in that moment or if it’s just talkWhy don't you ask her this. Not in the heat of the moment.
>>33729393Oh yeah, all the fucking time.I've begged my husband to get me pregnant while I was on birth control. Horny brain is not good brain.
>>33729174Probably not within my visual cone.
>>33729396>muh demons>muh good Christian governanceReminder that this is the same guy saying he wants to execute people for having opposing politics, and he would rape women if he had magical powers.
My brother doesnt want to give Frieren a chance.women this is your fault. Apologize.
>>33729400I get and give good advice all the time. I like being thanked for it, and I admit when others were helpful when I was wrong whenever it comes up.Saying my gf is lying to me and is so unstable that she'll blow everything up while citing an incident that you don't have any information on isn't offering advice, it's just unsolicited shitposting. I didn't ask for anyone's take on that subject and nobody could or should be informed enough about it ITT to offer any reasonable opinion on it regardless.
>>33729408give me his number
>>33729382>>33729385oh thats funny, i do have a very similar story where i was head-asleep in pre-calculus and the teacher asked a question and my brain calculated it like immediately to the degree i was being stared at when i came to and realized i had answered. no girl started crying though, but she would have been 100% right though, was not a school person at all
>>33729403I'm not upset, just frustrated by the labeling.
>>33729314No, I already knew this.
>>33729402>AI Overview>In Japanese, the abbreviation JK stands for joshi kōsei (女子高生), which literally means "high school girl" or "female high school student". It's a pedophile post.
M here. What did a guy do to make you fall over heels for him? Or admittedly being manipulated that only now you've noticed?
Damn, watching these wholesome family vids of a father playing with his children makes me wanna have a family as well. Too bad it will never happen and I'll never get a good wife.
>>33729395>It's not like who is fucking who will be known by a kid.I mean, eventually it would be. But even before that they'd know there's romance involved.>how is it abh different from any other family structure with another adult present?Because those don't involve romance and sex?
>>33729328Hate, hills better.
>>33729410he's a 5.
>>33729420are you the mentally ill lesbian who got molested by her daddy?
>>33729420>BMI 35, hates stairsFascinating.
>>33729417A low tier male like you would definitely deserve a single mom gf, dw anon it'll happen eventually.
>>33729413I guess it's not a harem because it's bisexual?
>>33729424What's your problem?
>>33729421is he anti anime in general or just doesn't want to watch that particular kids anime ?
>>33729393not only am i not a girl but i am also a virgin so i feel qualified to weigh in on this:yes. we associate the word "passion," with sex, afterall. but you shouldn't take this to mean her expressions are disingenuous, her values are just very distorted by the, you know, fucking.shit, happens to me when i'm edging sometimes. you ever get goosebumps, start to feel all love-y? i would totally tell a girl to nut in me in that state, and i would 100% mean it too
>>33729079F, technical writing>>33729090Yes, I only approach guys who seem inexperienced because I have zero confidence>>33729270Is this a homestuck cosplay>>33729314My tiny remaining scrap of faith in men was destroyed
>>33729419Ok, maybe this is a blindspot for me. I grew up with a single parent starting around 10 years old. Before that, I don't remember specifically "romantic" or "sexual" aspects of my parents' relationship. Maybe I was too young to notice it, maybe they just didn't show it, but whatever. How sexual and romantic do you think parents typically are in front of their kids? Because I consider it the same deal as being in public, where PDAs are pretty much only going to be friendly stuff.
>>33729385>>33729412Anon, it's not a true story. He got banned for constantly spamming retarded shit like that.
>>33729400>implying anybody here is normal
Women, if a man zone out looking at you or stare even if not acknowledging you, what would you think? Sometimes, I've found myself watching the beautiful eyes of a girl, or her body (maybe), others, tired looking past behind her, through her. I think they liked it
>>33729426It's not a harem because it's not about the fucking guy collecting women. It's three people in love with each other and with their relationship overall.
>>33729435I'd prefer that over feeling my skin crawl because he's clearly undressing me with his eyes
>>33729407meds, now. i'm not the same guy as anything, just pointing out the facts that civil service became uncountably infinitely worse than the issue it was meant to address and we should simply stop pretending otherwise. has nothing to do with christian governments.(demons are certainly real though and i hope you can keep going through life being skeptical about them)
>>33729436From the way you describe it, he's not really in love with you and you're not really in love with him. You're dating, but you and he don't have love yet. They're the center and you're more of an orbiter.
>>33729415Oh, ew. I thought it was some new zoomer speak and or it was autocorrect. But it was capitalized so I had doubt.
>>33729426It's not a harem because that's an anime trope, not something that happens in real life.
>>33729440>meds, now.>demons are certainly real thoughAnon, I...
>>33729431>Is this a homestuck cosplayHow the fuck would you reach that conclusion
>>33729408why do i keep thinking about that rat girl from ff9 that i would unironically marry btw, whenever i see that name?
>>33729446Idk, years of rule 63 crossplay have poisoned my brain
>>33729422>>33729423>can't read beyond a kindergarten level>strong adhd vibes ignoring half the post
>>33729435Im used to it. Can be uncomfortable
>>33729441I mean, how closely and how long have you been following my feelings and discussions on this? I don't want to just shout down your throat that you're wrong and don't know what our love is like, but at the same time I do think that I probably don't talk much about him ITT beyond the pertinent sex-related questions and answers.
>>33729416I'll answer this when I can, so far I haven't felt any love in this black cold heart of mine
i mean i'm a weeb skeptic and i'm like a 6 at worst. why are anonymous women PINING, HOWLING & ITCHING for my number?women, this is all your fault.
>>33729427He's whiny too, what a catch.
>>33729432I mean, they'd kiss before going to work, and when they'd get home. They slept in the same bed. They occasionally had date nights. Then there's anniversaries, valentines day. It seems pretty inescapable.
Men who are productive members of society: Would you date a fatty? She's white, 20s, had 1 bf, Christian, into anime and japanshit. Like picrel but without nails and tattoos.
>>33729450Those anons are right to be concerned because your children still need someone to take care of them. Being a fat piece of shit is very selfish.
>>33729453>>33729416same. love is hard.
>>33729457Malready tried it one time, never again
>>33729416The two things that stood out about my husband were how gentlemanly he was, and how thoughtful he was. Before we even started going out, he'd call me to keep me company when I was driving home if I told him I was sleepy and tired getting in the car.The first time we ate together he remembered what I was allergic to and made sure to tell the waitress while ordering for us. For one of our first dates, he remembered I loved a certain author and booked tickets to see a play based on one of his books. He remembered I mentioned once, months prior, that when I go to the movies I like sitting on the sides because being seated next to someone I don't know makes me uneasy. He remembered what my favorite flowers were, and he showed up with a bouquet of them for no reason.I don't know, he was so attentive towards me, and I had never experienced that level of interest before. I really was swooned.
>>33729456Okay. That seems normal enough.
>>33729457Does she have hot friends? But lots of men have a fatty fetish, so they probably would.
>>33729457In 2025, that's a chubby, not a fatty.
>>33729436NTA. I'm in a harem, and we're very much in love. And no, he's not "collecting us."
>>33729461What happened?
what do you call this phoenotype? im obsessed with it
>>33729462Thats very sweet, But how and when exactly do I know that this particular woman is the one that is WORTH investing in? Like what your husband did to you.
>>33729458Hey, bud, you have to be 18+ to post here.Your mom is going to change the wifi password if you don't turn off the tablet.
>>33729466Well what makes a harem a harem then?
>>33729436That seems like a distinction without a difference.
>>33729041That never happened, she lied.
>>33729444>It's not a harem because that's an anime trope, not something that happens in real life.Mormons, bro.
>>33729463NTA, that seems normal when it's two people. When it's three people your child is going to notice that their situation is different from everyone else they know. When all the other children notice the same thing then your child is liable to get bullied for it. Other parents are going to notice and they're going gossip about it, and the other children are going to absorb some of that gossip and take it out on your child.
>>33729468Stacy
>>33729468Morticia Adams with a natural makeup application.
>>33729470You're a horrible mother and you know it. Try not to die from a heart attack before your children become adults.
>>33729467she only kept getting worse and showed no effort.her first excuse was that she was in a rough patch and will improve herself >made mealplans for her>workout plans for her>encouraged her to do activities together>she stopped caring for it after a weekinb4 high standardsim not a fat fuck either, im in a very good shape, 4 times in the gym and active everyday
>>33729469Nta but you'll never get a good woman if you only think of what you're getting and how you will benefit from someone.
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>>33729469nta. you decide it. marriages are built, always. that anon's husband had a headstart it sounds like lmaobut okay, if i werent a virgin freak, i would really sit down and contemplate her wronging me in different ways. what does the aftermath look like? could i forgive her? once that line of thinking reaches a point where nobody else could do it and get away with it but her - that's the one.
>>33729478Sounds like you'll seethe yourself into an aneurysm before anything happens to me, julian.
>>33729480Its expensive you know, giving away gifts and all that only for her to ghost you. It feels like im trapped in this cycle
>>33729471Multiple partners. It's usually been used in a heterosexual context, but I'm not sure that's definitionally required.
>>33729462nta, very cute. how did you guys meet? and what was the lead up to you guys dating?
>>33729472I think the term evokes thoughts and feelings that are counterintuitive to this discussion.>>33729475People do like to gossip, yeh. So, if it had to be made to work, what would be the best way to go about it. Let people shittalk and explain to the child that they're being unreasonable in their judgements? Try to hide the atypical nature of the relationship and present it as normal as possible to the child and community? Or what?This is all hypothetical, by the way, I'm not asking for a play by play on what I personally should do, I just want an idea of how others process all this.
>>33729484I'm not your thread celebrity. Put down the Coke for one day.
>>33729485You don't have to give gifts, just be thoughtful. And again I don't recommend gifts but also if you can't buy a drink for a woman you're dating you should probably rather look in a homeless shelter rather than dating regular people lel.And nobody is forcing you to date, except yourself. No need to try and be a victim.
>>33729488>I think the term evokes thoughts and feelings that are counterintuitive to this discussionAnime?
>>33729486Okay, so all throuples are harems, but not all harems are throuples?
>>33729488Your part in this is very easy. You're an adult, you can easily ignore all the gossip. Your child is the one with the difficult job. No matter how many times you tell them "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you", they're still the ones who have to grow up with all their peers trying to hurt them.
Super dry texts from a girl that im seeing. I said ill call her today but she only reacted to my texts and reels. Should I actually call her or is it showing low interest? Dear women please help a young man out
>>33729494idk, some people just are dry when texting. not every woman texts like a hs teenager with constant heart emojis also.
>>33729494christ almighty. really? "the texts are too dry"? just call her anon, if she doesn't want to talk to you it'll be real clear
>>33729494if you're having doubts, she's not interested
>>33729469That is something personal that you only know how to answer. My husband is a very reserved and introverted person, but he always said that there was just something about me that drawn him to me immediately - he liked how kind and caring I was, and thought my personality was very vibrant and genuine, and thought I was funny and smart (for a girl). He said that right after he met me, he thought I'd make a good mother for his children and a good wife. We also just really got along with each other, we made each other laugh and we understood one another with ease. We both were not doing great in life at the time, and he was the first person who I didn't feel alone with. He made me feel understood, and made my life feel a little lighter. I could talk to him for 10 hours in a row, and it always felt easy.>>33729487We were introduced by an internet friend because we were both moving to London at around the same time. We talked for a couple months online, then when I moved I begged him to ask me on a date, and the rest is history.I went into the lead up a bit more above :)
>>33729499NTA i'm not sure if i'd go that far, some men are pretty retarded (me)
>>33729491What?>>33729493I mean, I got shit on in school for only having a dad and all that. My parents didn't make the decision to split up with how it'd affect me in mind, and I do still feel frustrated about it. So I do see what you mean when you say how my future child may be treated is something I need to consider.But my parents' issues were destructive, a throuple is constructive. I feel like it should be different in nature and wouldn't be as ostracizing. If I'm being selfish by thinking it's significantly different, then idk how to reconcile that.
>>33729488>People do like to gossip, yeh. So, if it had to be made to work, what would be the best way to go about it. Let people shittalk and explain to the child that they're being unreasonable in their judgements? Try to hide the atypical nature of the relationship and present it as normal as possible to the child and community? Or what?>This is all hypothetical, by the way, I'm not asking for a play by play on what I personally should do, I just want an idea of how others process all this.NTA.I guess be open about it and hope that polyphilia becomes normalized in the next decade? Are there places that are known for it, like San Fransisco is known for its gay community?
>>33729503>But my parents' issues were destructive, a throuple is constructive.Constructive IF it goes well, and it very rarely does. If anything you'll be multiplying the destructiveness.
>>33729492>Okay, so all throuples are harems, but not all harems are throuples?I think that's correct.
>>33729083They are a lot of responsibility, highly social and need a lot of free time to care for.Even then, they may need another bunny with them to be mentally healthy.They're aren't house plants, that's for sure.
>>33729503oh, so this is what intergenerational trauma looks like in real time? then your kid can get bullied then go on to add two more adults to the mix when they're an adult, and then they can have four moms and one dad, and then HIS child can go be bullied for be Four Mom Freddie and then get seven moms down the line.nature, you son of a bitch, you've done it again. how do you keep getting away with it?
Women:Please do your best attempts at sexually harassing me.
>>33729503>What?Do you mean you don't like the anime association?
>>33729489Oh, new character unlocked? Who are you, mr piss pants?
>>33729079MaleSTEM wagie
>>33729503>If I'm being selfish by thinking it's significantly different, then idk how to reconcile that.Hey, can you remind me again what your thoughts were on having sexually charged interactions with a married man behind his wife's back? I think you have a pattern of putting yourself first and not caring how it affects others, in this case not caring how it affects your future children.
Gender?What are you wearing ? Show us? >>>/soc/34350486What clothing do you hate the opp gender to wear ?
>>33729481AlexaLexaLydia
>woman>sexually harassing a maleI don't think there are trannies here right now, sorry anon.
>>33729493It could really effect a kid's eventual dating life too.
>>33729500fuck. that's how it was with my ex. we had to end things prematurely, both unsatisfied. damn it, that is going to be on my mind all day lmao. thank you for sharing though, your story is uplifting
>>33729516Mwhite tshirtgrey sweatpantsI hate girls who dress ghetto or that wannabe kardashian look
>>33729505I don't think moving just so maybe others will think slightly differently of us is smart.>>33729506I wish there were more concrete stats on this sort of thing.>>33729509I just want to be happy and have a kid who's happy. This shitposting isn't fair.>>33729512No, just the term in general.
>>33729516F>What are you wearing ?A black dress, a cardigan and wool socks.Not me, obviously, but same idea.
>>33729524>No, just the term in generalWhy tho?
>>33729522Why did you have to end things? :)
>>33729515Can you fuck off with your bullshit? We're using this thread to have an actual conversation with advice being discussed and opinions being shared. Your boring, lying, drama-baiting ass never helps anyone in any way.
>>33729516a black top and black sweats, i'm going biking soon for a bit>What clothing do you hate the opp gender to wear ?for men: skinny jeans, anything tight basically, graphic tshirts (band shirts are good though)
>>33729526I picture Aladdin with the ten interchangable wives in different colors, and it's very reductive.
>>33729481FPaarthurnax
>>33729525>Not me, obviouslyWouldn't be the first femanon who posted her outfit.
>>33729516FDark green baggy pants and a soft pink cropped tank top.
>>33729511I only want to sexually harass him, sorry.
>>33729509Imagine being a mixed kid and stumbling on the knowledge that your Black mom is a sub to two white Doms...
>>33729516MPyjamas.>hate the opp gender to wearHigh cut jeans/pants are incredibly, astonishingly horrible looking.This goes for men too.It is truly one of the most idiotic looking things in "fashion".
>>33729525Looks cute
>>33729541I'm not a sub and they aren't doms.
>>33729457Overweight I can deal with, but obesity is a dealbreaker.Also, being overweight combined with weeb behavior is a red flag for some kind of personality disorder.>>33729516Keep this shit on /soc/All hornyposters must die
>>33729529Talk it over with your therapist if you don't trust this thread.You know that he fantasized about cheating on his wife with you.You know that his wife doesn't know that he fantasized about cheating with you.You know that his wife doesn't know that he told you about fantasizing about cheating with you.You tell him that his work turns you on and you ask him to make more and keep turning you on.Maybe I'm wrong and your therapist can explain why this isn't irresponsible and selfish behavior.
>>33729536That's highly illegal, you can't post seflies on the advice board.Also lol
>>33729546>when someone types a paragraph at some random anon intended for their namefag crush
>>33729532There was a harem in Aladdin? Lol, I don't remember that.
>>33729542>High cut jeans/pants are incredibly, astonishingly horrible looking.Really? I think they look nice if you wear them loose, to accentuate a small waist. It's not supposed to be snug.
Men, before or after?Women, before or after?
>>33729544So you're a Domme?
>>33729527neither of us were ready for a relationship. both of us carried a lot of moop from past experiences, that moop interacted in pretty unfortunate ways and made things untenable, like forming associations with me and past abusers kind of untenable, so when we split it was very heavy hearted because it was done out of necessity and not at all out of love lost. very unfortunate.
>>33729553F. She's very cute and looks stunning either way. I like long hair best, but she looks adorable in an elf-like way with short hair.
>>33729546You grossly overestimate how much anyone ITT actually remembers or cares about the lives of other posters outside this thread. I only know anything about his life because you literally spam this shit constantly.
>>33729552>to accentuate a small waistIt does the exact opposite.
>>33729552For that you need a high rise shirt tho and with winter coming that's becoming less of an option
>>33729553FBefore.
>>33729516fpicrel, but minus the purse and jewelry and melanin
>>33729550I think it was during the prince song where Genie conjures them.>>33729554No.
>>33729553Mafter by a lightyear
>>33729553It's not a fair comparison because of the boobs
>>33729557But you do know, and it doesn't change your behavior. Talk to your therapist, that's what they're there for.
>>33729516New black dress, shin legnth, feels plush, has pockets.Uh, idk, probably weird stuff or baggy slop.
Femanon, how serious are these sexual acts to you compared to vaginal.>Sensual blowjob with lots of kissing and licking>Head bobbing milking blowjob for the purpose of emptying balls>Indulgent deepthroat where the guy basically gets to use your mouth and throat like a sex toy>Deep ball licking and sucking (probably taint licking too)>Nipple licking, ear licking, dirty talk, handjob>Rimming>Cum on face>Cum in mouth>Prostate massage (also maybe with a blowjob)
Men not understanding how fabric and posture work lol
>>33729569completely unserious, since none of them can make a baby
>>33729568Oh this is the dress
>>33729572nuncore, I like it>has pocketsI love it
>>33729328>women, what do you think about stairs?Wish we had a place in my area where we had stairs/hills
>>33729567I do know now, and it doesn't change what I said. He's a good author and I wish he'd write more smut. The fact that it pisses you off so much doesn't change anything, you obsessed freak.
>>33729569I think all sex acts that can't make a baby are less serious than vaginal. I would not do any with someone who isn't a serious, long term boyfriend, and would not do half of the things on your list at all.
>>33729270But but >>>/fa/ says thats fat unironically
>>33729516m. wearing my wolf pajamas. no, i will not show you. i can't say there's any specific clothing, but hair styles, piercings and tattoos are usually the first visual turn offs for me, because it often looks like shit just straight up, particularly for piercings/tattoos. hair is dependent on the person, but short hair almost always looks bad, and pig tails DO always look bad. most people that are like that have other tells i notice first though...bad voice, or too much perfume, or the like.
>>33729569Serious in what sense? I think anything penetrative is pretty serious, but also anything potentially degrading is serious in another sense.
>>33729569These all sound like pornstar things I'd never do
>>33729569>>Sensual blowjob with lots of kissing and lickingi have tried bj before but nothing like this, sounds sensual though>>Head bobbing milking blowjob for the purpose of emptying ballsthis sounds more vulgar than sensual to me>>Indulgent deepthroat where the guy basically gets to use your mouth and throat like a sex toyi wish this happened to me ngl>>Deep ball licking and sucking (probably taint licking too)not very interested to try this, sounds more gross than sensual>>Nipple licking, ear licking, dirty talk, handjob5/5>>Rimmingi'm not a gay man, not interested>>Cum on facemaybe, but again it's pretty vulgar in comparison>>Cum in mouthi think this is the normal version of a bj>>Prostate massage (also maybe with a blowjob)hopefully not
>>33729488> I just want an idea of how others process all this.I think people like you are literal degenerates and one of the chief sources of social chaos and misery. You are factories of shallow, broken relationships that you generationally inflict on your offspring, who almost invariably go on to repeat the dysfunctional process.You're not dealing with abstract disagreements like interpretations of a medical trial that can be calmly discussed.. You're dealing with visceral disgust, a feeling which generally exists for good reason. Not only is it a fool's errand to think you can somehow reason most people out of that disgust, but it's immensely selfish to inflict this uncontrolled experiment on impressionable kids.
>>33729553M. I have to admit I like after better. Hair has a new volume and fluffiness, while it looks flat before. I don't see how that's maintainable without huge amounts of hair product though.I also like how she carries herself changes in the after.
>>33729175>A few days ago I was heading to my friend's apartment after work>This lady, maybe in her late 40s or early 50s, not that old looking, is entering the building, and as soon as I approach so that I could catch up before the door closes, she does some fucking MJ moonwalking to make sure she's the one to close the door. Then I head to the elevators, notice one open, she says "that one doesn't work" and she's distancing herself as I wait for the next one like I have COVID.>We both ride the elevator and she heads to the corner like I'm going to do something to this lady that I'm very confident is at least 20 years older than me.>I dress like a regular dude, I don't look all that weird, just overweight with a weird belly, my hair is not great after a day of work from 9 to 5, and everyone I talked to for the last 10 years has told me that "I look younger than I am" or "I look innocent", and women don't usually keep their distance enough. At worse I may look like a serial killer or a terrorist, but a rapist? No way.She probably had to go poop and was concealing her farts. Did you smell?
>>33729584Ok I read the original post wrong lmao
>>33729576You want to talk to your therapist about whether you're giving greater value to your sexual pleasure than to your future child's welfare. It helps the therapist see if there's a pattern when you also discuss another time when you put your sexual pleasure ahead of someone else's welfare.
>>33729582based
>>33729553MI'd go to war for after
>>33729158>State gender.>Have you ever been a grifter? Either privately, online or "professionally"?>I just watched a video on 9/11 grifters, and I think I know at least one person that could be called somewhat of a real life grifter.A few and sort of
>>33729566They're the same boobs on the same frame dressed in the same top. It's not like they cut off her hair and stuffed it in her bra.
>>33729553Before, no idea what's wrong with the other dudes ITT.
>>33729595...or did they?
>>33729585>degeneratesstopped reading there, back to /pol/ with you
>>33729585Ok. It's shame you can't articulate and that you're unwilling to discuss any of this in a constructive or understood way, but I appreciate the awareness of your feelings.
>>33729596Well the hair does look a bit flat on the before but you're supposed to go to the hairdresser with non freshly washed hair. Has lots of product on afterwards, and adduming freshly washed and blowdried hair which looks good obviously.
State genderDid you sleep well last night?
>>33729591My relationship isn't about sexual pleasure. That's an aspect of it, like all relationships, but that's not the end-all of it. You consistently make it clear that you're not looking to discuss anything in good faith, this is the last (You) you'll get. Consider getting a life.
>>33729553>Women, before or after?Both look good, the difference, SHE didn't style the before, all she has to do is buy a is styler tool products to give more volume and style.
>>33729553after is objectively better, but i don't think the haircut is the proximate cause here. her neck and face has more light that, when combined with the new hair color, makes her face look more proportional in an attractive way. i think she could look just as good with similarly colored long hair or if she was out of the sun.
Women, would you stuff your bra for a Before/After TikTok if it got you more views and more money?Men, would you stuff your crotch for a Before/After TikTok if it got you more views and more money?
>>33729605F. Yes. Sex comas are the best.
>>33729610no, i'd rather be a neet
>>33729598Well... technically I have no proof they didn't. I'm just making what I think are reasonable assumptions. It's not like I even know how hair dresser really operate. I've never been to one in my entire life.
>>33729605>State gender>Did you sleep well last night?No, I wish I worked from home, and was married, that or worked as a secretary
>>33729605didn't sleep at all last night. readjusting back to the stimulant sucks. im in bed, i could maybe fall asleep if i tried, but its pushing on 8am...might just cut my lossses.
>>33729610I only stuff my bras when I'm trying to fill out a formal dress, which is VERY rare.
>>33729607Consider your child's life. I know you hate being criticized on 4chan, and I'm sure you hate being criticized in therapy too, but if you value your future child then having that talk will be worth the blow to your ego.
>>33729605M. I don't know. I was unconscious.
>>33729610She didn't stuff her bra, she just posed differently. >>33729009
>>33729582NTA. Not even a sensual bj?
>>33729574Now I can carry more things!Still need a glasses case and something else to protect my phone.
>>33729610>Men, would you stuff your crotch for a Before/After TikTok if it got you more views and more money?No. But that's because I'm not the kind of person to make tiktok videos. I imagine if I WERE that kind of person I might.
>>33729607NTAYou're in your mid or late 30s, childless and husbandless, yet still dating around like you were in your early 20s with your throuple shit that will never last. It's you who needs to get a life and grow up. You deserved it btw.
>>33729605F, yes but I woke up twice to feed my cat and let him outside>>33729610F, sounds like a bad idea, then I'd have to keep stuffing it consistently for the rest of timeIf the context is the pic early, you know boobs move around a lot, right? My bf is shocked whenever I make cleavage because it "came from nowhere"... I take that as a backhanded compliment
>>33729605MYeah. I muted the baby monitor when my daughter started crying, since I didn't want my wife's sleep to be disturbed, and I just watched the video feed to ensure my daughter fell back asleep without issue. I then fell asleep without unmuting it, though, so when I woke up to my alarm, I saw that my daughter was already awake for the day. I felt bad, but I think my daughter had only just woken up, as she was still totally calm by the time I went into her room to get her out of the crib.
>>33729616Why does your formal dress not fit you?
>>33729630>grr! i memorize your posts! i am mean!you just blend in with the noise at this point
>>33729392Least obvious sanefag.
>>33729599I've been here longer than you. Go back to /soc/.>>33729601I just told you how many people process your situation. My constructive advice is that, for many--and unless you live in a hyperliberal enclave, most--people, there is no "constructive solution" that lets you act on base impulse without serious negative consequences. This idea that you have in your head of coolly explaining your intentions and showing you're a great person is just delusional. Most people won't be interested in picking fights or being overtly nasty, but they also won't be interested in treating you like you're not deviant.
>>33729605F. Yeah. I had two good sleeps in a row for the first time in the last 2 weeks or so.
>>33729635Formal comes from al form, to the form. It approaches your form but does not ever actually reach it. How well does YOUR formal dress fit YOU?
>>33729620How would I even make it "sensual"? I don't want to feel like a fuckdoll, and I can barely survive the dentist without gagging and tears in my eyes
>>33729611Hot.
>>33729630This >>33729636. It's cartoonishly malicious, like old /b/ shit.
>>33729569>how seriousWhat? Like genuine intrest or considerable intensity? Cum on face is too much.
>>33729638you seem terminally online and thus are in no position to say how "most people" thinkthe schizoposting doesn't help either
>>33729636>grr I must defend m'lady pedo on atogaShe won't fuck you bro
Women: Thoughts on this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuvIJHXuJrI
non-blonde foidswhy are you not blonde?
>>33729635The shape of the dress naturally doesn't look good with a flat chest. So I obvs stuff it to round out the silhouette. It's normal.
>>33729651Because I'm Korean and I don't dye my hair blonde like some do
>>33729644Honestly, I'm a virgin, so I'm not exactly sure. But you'd be in love with each other, so why would you feel like a fuck doll?
>>33729067>GenderDo you think Hunter Shaffer has nice breasts?
>>33729643I think you're bullshitting me.And I don't have a formal dress, partly because I'm a man but mostly because I never go to formal events.
>>33729651I was blonde as a kid, then the hair became dirty blonde, so I just dye it dark
>>33729654그 엉덩이 뺨이 박수 치나?
>>33729654>Because I'm Koreanwhy?
>>33729638I asked for individuals' feelings, not for some rando to tell me how everyone is a hivemind and thinks like they do.>Most people won't be interested in picking fights or being overtly nasty, but they also won't be interested in treating you like you're not deviantOkay, so nobody cares. That was my thought as well.
>>33729643nta, hold the FUCKING phoneare you telling me clothing is mathematically conformal?
>>33729637>sanefagSame*
>>33729655To me there's nothing loving about blowjobs, it's a one-sided porn fantasyIf we're in love, then we should make love, not make me get skinned knees and a sore throat
>>33729605FSorta. I played vidya until I passed out, then I woke up at 5 and played some more before taking a nap.
>>33729656Who?
>>33729658>so I just dye it dark
>>33729645It really was. I felt bad for not brushing my teeth before passing out, though. I'm usually always on top of that.
>>33729666What sorta vidya?
>>33729654off-duty myao is a citizen just like the rest of us
>>33729652is it too late to return it and get a dress that's more flattering for flatties?
>>33729668Lady penis
>>33729648NTA. Most people wouldn't say "degenerate" but you're in a bubble if you think most people would easily accept a harem relationship.>but it's not a harem relationship due to some technicalityMost people will look at them and see a harem relationship.
>>33729610FNo I’m flat, people seems to be accepting and don’t want change my clothes to fit unreal boobs
>>33729651Because I was born this way. And bleaching my curls is hellish.
>>33729665Do you feel the same way about receiving oral? I'm personally really looking forward to going down on my future wife.
>>33729669Where I live it makes me stand out a bit too. most people have that dirty blonde color, although most women dye it lighter
State gender:Did you watch the Homestuck animated pilot?What did you think?
>>33729674Are the balls considered the penis' breasts? Do I need a brazier for my ballsack?
>>33729651I’m Japanese, I got golden brown hair, that’s our version of blonde
>>33729676disagree, my spanish teacher called me a degenerate all the time. he didn't like that i'd sneak past the locks in his classroom and be at his desk when he turned the lights on lmao
>>33729673Nothing formal is flattering on me. I'm a fucking pear. Everything either makes me look like I'm hiding balloons behind my butt or I'm missing half the material.
>>33729660참 무례한 질문이네요>>33729661Because my parents are Korean
>>33729671Oh man.. Elden Ring. Been playing nothing else for a while now
>>33729686Sounds pretty.
>>33729683maleno, didnt know it existedfairly glad, i feel like homestuck is a good test for the era of internet culture i'd like a girl to be experienced with
>>33729662>Okay, so nobody caresNTA but your kid might care that his friends think his parents are weirdos. Your kid's friends parents might care and not want their kids over at your house because they don't want their kids to be around sexual deviants.
>>33729676very true, thank you for communicating without buzzwordspoly stuff is still very much fringe, and the effect on kids really hasn't been studied
>>33729686>>33729690damn, that sucks>>33729681thats so fucked up
>>33729692Aw thank you
>asked a girl for her instagram>she gave it to meSo uh, now what, women?
>>33729648On the contrary, the only way someone could possibly think polyshit is remotely accepted is if they live in a bubble themselves. And unless it's some queer polycule in a major city, that bubble is probably online.
>>33729656She's a 32b with size 10 womens feet.Of course small doesn't sag.
>>33729683M. No, I never even finished the original web comic (or whatever you want to call that particular illustrated story telling format). Now I don't remember where I left off, or what the fuck was going on.
>>33729135 >>33729147Anyone else? Just have this feeling it is rather uncommon.
red haired women, i am taking a moment to appreciate that you exist and to let you know: big fan, keep it up
>>33729670Do you always have threesomes? Or do you sometimes have sex with them individually?
>>33729680I've never done it, but if he really wants to, I guess I'd let him try?It's all the same category to me... will guys feel unfulfilled with just sex but no BJs?
>>33729646>tells other anons to get a life, to fuck their father, and tells anons to kill themselves on Christmas>says anyone else is cartoonishly maliciousLmao. You're a complete clown, RT.
>>33729702>She
>>33729651>non-blonde foids>why are you not blonde?Meh, Blonde doesn't suit my skin tone and wouldn't look good on me.
>>33729683MaleThe original comic has a charming opening and interface. (I've never read the comic but the opening pages are charming.)This cartoon pilot was not charming.
>>33729700Talk to her. I'd suggest to comment on a story she posts, if she's into posting stories. Try to avoid compliments about her appearance, and start a conversation about something she was doing.
>>33729605MI think so, ye.Unfortunately did not dream of femanon, but I woke up with my usual morning boner.
>>33729683F. I saw it but convinced myself I was hallucinating. Now there's more and I can't deny it any longer. It's bringing embarrassing memories back and I don't like it.
>>33729695There are other posts without buzzwords that she's ignoring. She only wants to be told that her plan is perfect and nothing will ever go wrong.
>>33729610Stop being obsessed.
>>33729708>It's all the same category to me... will guys feel unfulfilled with just sex but no BJs?I think I could go without them, but I'd prefer not to.
>>33729701ok, I guess we are on the same page then
>>33729683I always found it too emo/cringe I guess, so I never read it or got into it (even if I was one of those deviantart kids)
>>33729662>how everyone is a hivemind and thinks like they do.I explicitly said they aren't with multiple qualifiers. No shit, people like you or at least accepting of your behavior exist--that's why you're posting here. But they are absolutely not the majority outside of a few extremely leftist areas.
>>33729716I can see your Guardian-fused Jade cosplay gathering dust in your closet, Anonette....
>>33729707Mostly threesomes, especially on weekends. But it depends on who's around in the moment outside of weekends.
>>33729709Who's RT?
>>33729709Now you're making shit up again and using acronyms that I don't understand, so I'll just let you schizo out in peace.
>>33729716I bet a few femanons look like her.
>>33729691elden ring is trash, its the same thing as other fromsoft games but with more walking over mediocre landscape and less enemy varietyThere is no point in it being open worldBloodborne for life
>>33729717um ok, sorry your posts are too grating to bother acknowledging, try communicating better
>>33729723"Accepting" isn't doing much heavy lifting, anon. Most people don't "accept" most of anything. The question is whether or not they're willing to bother others with their feelings on every little thing they don't agree with.
>>33729724AAAAAAAAAAHHHH>>33729732She was popular in the closet cosplay era on tumblr, that's for sure.
ok well, fuck it, sleep is for the week anyway. time for stimulants and work. bye bye atogans>>33729079pediatric heart surgeon at a charity hospital
>>33729728New name for JH because she's Trash.
>>33729741based, good luck fixing those kids
>>33729722oh hey! i recognize you i think! i hope you are well, sending you energy
>>33729741I'm trans btw
>tfw your heart surgeon is mr. anon who took stimulants 4 hours ago
>>33729691Nice. What kinda build are you going for?
What do you think of the poop throwing festival?
>>33729732I wish they did.
>>33729745these posts are becoming weird, do not message me again.
>>33729750I bet I can guess which country it's in
>>33729747i hope they have the clowns today, i know my good days and bad days and the kids are gonna need them if i'm being honest with you but do NOT tell the parents i said that
>>33729733Known for having the best landscape is not good enough!!! Bloodborne is better because it has.. muted black and grey.
>>33729743Stop trying to force memes.
>>33729738Agreed, it's very malebrained to think "people will have bad thoughts about you!!" means anything to women, since we're used to being objects of fixation and violent fantasies. It's kind of self-reporting... maybe anon is easily scared into changing his behaviors based on opinion?
Are women comfortable taking massive shits around each other, like if a femanon had diarrhea would she be like "Hey Girlfriend!!! I just shat out my intensitines the smell almost made me vomit"What do you do if you have to take a big shit in the public restroom, do You find a stall and try and wait until your the only oneIt seems like it would shatter the illusion you try to make with all the makeup and perfume
>>33729754lmao okay but you are anonymous so i cant make any promises
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33729763you put TP down first so it mutes the sound, duh
>>33729763Women get up for the bathroom at the same time because they have sex in there.
>>33729748I’m doing moon sorcery with Rellana’s Twin Blade. So satisfying
MoidsWhy do you enjoy getting rimmed?
>>33729755I’ll give you a clue… it’s cow poo!
>>33729738>>33729762Nothing bad will happen to JH. The question is whether her future children will be bullied for belonging to the only harem in the neighborhood. The other parents will gossip, and the children of those parents may catch snippets of that gossip and use it for cruelty against JH's children.
>>33729775I don't. It feels like a wet willy in my ass
>>33729763I do not take shits around anyone. I do not poop in public, if I can avoid it.
>>33729769What about the farts>>33729770I knew it
>>33729774Based spellsword
>>33729770it's true, i've watched them do it in my own bathroom, the freaks>>33729775im not so sure i would enjoy it anon to be honest with you.
>>33729783Yeah!
>>33729779Publish the rest of your fanfic on AO3, I'll read it
>>33729763i have tried to wait until i'm the only one but usually another girl comes in and then i gotta i pretend to not be there until she leaves and then i can shit in peace.i don't care at all though if the bathroom is in some place with a lot of people like a mall, but if it's a smaller place with less people then i care more. like are the people who just excited the bathroom gonna be sitting across from me when i come out.
>>33729775because women don't like it
>>33729790>those girls who stand at the sink doing their makeup for 30 minutes in public bathrooms
>>33729793i never see that, maybe more of an american thing
>>33729739I bet you were part of the nudestuck trend
>>33729779>the world's only true clairvoyant wastes her time on 4chan giving unsolicited readings
>>33729079>motivational office hoeI don't think I am good looking nor gay enough for that, but I do know how to act like a hoe if I wanted to.It seems like a fun job though.I remember reading about some eSports team who's organisation got their (exclusively male) players some pretty Korean girls to hang out at their office for like an hour a day just to chat or play some games with.The players' gameplay suddenly skyrocketed.
>>33729733How is bloodborne? Is it like all the other fromsoft games, where if you don't have the wiki open while you play, it's cumbersome and frustrating and you miss half the content?
>>33729801I really love that girls' eye make up. I don't think I could do it, but cute.
>>33729797it happens in canada too for sure, but that's good if it's confined to this hell continent lol
>>33729786>it's true, i've watched them do it in my own bathroom, the freaksStory?
>>33729801>tfw not pale enough to be a goth gf
>>33729804She is incredibly pretty and seems to know how to put on makeup, which is something I always enjoy seeing.But it seems mostly just like eye shadow and fake lashes, no?
>>33729804I want to know what her real nose looks like.
Tinder sucks I had to delete it after 20 minutes. And I thought the filter options on Hinge were bad
>>33729770That's not a fair generalization, it only happened the one time.
>>33729798I will not confirm or deny that. But some of my old pics are making the rounds again, and it's mortifying.
>>33729807nah, sorry, just a bit
>>33729805well i already feel like the most vain person who entered the bathroom that whole day if i take a moment to brush my hair and put on lip balm lol, most girls just enter -> exist
>>33729810Eye lashes, eye liner on the outer and inner eye, and at least 3 different types of eye shadow that I can see.
>>33729808Are you black, Asian or hispanic?That can all work out for goth variants imo.
>>33729818If I knew her name, I'd look up if she ever did a makeup tutorial, even as a guy I find those interesting. lolDark and deep purple eye shadow is so hot.
>>33729808Black girls can be goth too
>>33729818Foundation, nose countour
>>33729817that's why I do everything in a stall with a little mirror even if I don't have to go, that way it feels like more of a ~transformation~ when I come out
>>33729823I wonder how they're actually going to try to murder her. It doesn't seem like she's holding a knife.
I wake up everyday wishing a man was holding me, is this bad for my mental health?
>>33729813Ikr? They make you pay for a height filter.
>>33729823I can't believe Kat is about to get murdered by a straight girl playing pretend
>>33729824Well, yeah, of course. I was just looking at her eye make up.>>33729821I'm into a more natural look on average, I don't wear any make up most days. I do think that her eyes really look huge with the make up and it's very pretty.
>>33729828The way she holds her glove in panel 1 makes me very suspicious>>33729832Who says she's pretending?
>>33729830I wake up every day wishing my cock was soaked with the saliva of a woman who decided to initiate a blowjob while I slept.
Oh I found her, her Tt is tatum @minipst:https://urlebird.com/user/minipst/She is too damn pretty...
>>33729683Just did. Thanks homie.I have not seen homestuck at all otherwise. Bretty gud.
>>33729841>most recent is 2 years ago>IG is deleteddamn
would you date a girl if she had severe allergies
>>33729846Post on xitter until July, but probably left social media.Wouldn't be surprised if she got stalkers and shit.Her last post was about listening to Daft Punk while drunk, what a babe.
Dark girl with white makeup and hair. Negative goth.
>>33729851Against cum?
>>33729851I'd be nuts to turn her down for that.
thank you for that anon, you're a dick and should eat shit but your post was useful
>>33729851She didn't want to date me.
>>33729842>somehow avoided homestuckYou're either very young or very luckyEither way, run before you get sucked into it, and definitely DON'T go to homestuck.com and start reading from page 1
>GenderWhatvis your favorite Garfield comic strip?
>>33729738>The question is whether or not they're willing to bother others with their feelings on every little thing they don't agree with.Living in a polycule isn't a "little thing", and there's a difference between not wanting to pick fights (most people) versus treating you differently out of disapproval (also most people).
>>33729864I just went and I got to the part where Sburb is installed and they're playing Sims with their own homes before I tapped out.
>>33729864>go to homestuck.com and start reading from page 1I don't think young people today have the patience for that.
>>33729851certainly not BECAUSE she had them, no. but probably i'd do well with an allergy gf, spent my childhood in an immunology clinic basically so i'd at least be familiar with her issues and managing them
>>33729814>That's not a fair generalization, it only happened the one time.Oh, you should probably file an incident report so we know what to look for.
>>33729775I have never and will never do that.Absolutely disgusting, and even worse are the women who actually do it.
>>33729775I'd be open to it, but I don't think I'll ever be with a woman who wants to do it to me.
>>33729803no not really, armor makes little difference, and the beginning weapons are not just viable but better than a lot of what you'll find. The only things that you might want to find are runes, arcane tools(sort of like spells), and a few unique weapons. But none of them are really hidden even if they're not obvious and you can just play the entire game constantly fighting.I think its the best one they made, its very smooth and fast paced, the rally system and lack of blocking really encourage aggressive fast paced gameplay
>>33729865male
>>33729855Pretty sure that's just ganguro
>>33729878Dayumn, blonde women look like this??
>>33729866>treating you differently out of disapprovalAgain, like most people treat everyone else over every little thing.
>>33729879That's a japanese
>>33729878I guess you're right. She still does the black mascara though.
>>33729851Sure, all the guys used to love this girl in school with allergies, she wore low cut tops every day and was constantly coughing and sneezing which made her boobs jiggle
>>33729867>>33729868kekMaybe the youth of today are immune to long webcomics... maybe they're safe...
>>33729881Fine, try it and see how it works out for you. I still think you're selfish to the core for doing this to your kids.
>>33729738>>33729866It's quite a significant thing though.
>>33729079M, I work the kitchen at a restaurant. Occasionally do other positions.>>33729431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3JNdAx9KS0That's a great job though, no offense meant.>>33729093I don't like any sort of lasting pain, scat or vomit, or animal/child roleplaying.>>33729516M, black hoodie and pajama pants.>>33729605Pretty well, except I forgot to turn off autoplay on the video I was sleeping to and woke up to some loud shit. I had a dream I played Pokemon Violet for the first time and it was very bad.
>>33729855White goth on black woman
>>33729875I'll check it out at some point, then. Hopefully PS4 emulation is good enough that I can play it on PC. I'm currently playing Demon's Souls that way, and I was having a really frustrating time until I restarted as the Royalty class. Grinding for healing items is just fucking boring. And yeah, the nonsense with the world tendency, the fact that you miss stuff if you die in body form (and the fact that the way around it is to kill yourself in the Nexus after each boss), is just annoying.
Anons what is the purpose of money when you have no me to spend it on?
>>33729877It look like Garfield without Garfield but they put another orange cat
>>33729904No one. You know what I meant anons.
Either genderIf you had to give an hour-long presentation on any topic, what would you pick and why?
>>33729901See, this is more what I was going for. You don't have to be pale skinned to give that goth vibe.
>>33729904I would spend money on Cat Poster. But since I cannot spend money on Cat Poster I can only save up money to give to my nieces and nephews and cousins when I die.
>>33729904This post makes me uncomfortable.>>33729910>You know what I meantWell, I didn't. That post made a certain twisted sense on it's own.
>>33729911Star Trek (1966 through 2001). Or maybe just the good Star Trek (1966 through 1999). I don't want to give a presentation, so if I have to be miserable then everyone in my audience gets to be miserable too.
>>33729911MStar Wars lore, easy slam dunk
>>33729911F. Sterile laboratory maintenance, media preparation, and culture transfer techniques, with safety protocols for each.
>>33729911FChris-Chan.
>>33729911ANY topic?My fictional world I've been building since I was six.
>>33729911F. How mouth breathing will ruin your life.
>>33729928>sterile laboratory maintenanceAny pro tips to keep a house like that
>>33729934M btw
>>33729935I know a guy who mouth breathes and he looks normal
>>33729934Have you written anything down?
>>33729925>>33729926I'd listen to these.>>33729928I like it, very professional.>>33729934Yeah, anything. I've had some oral communication classes like that, you have to do 15 presentations but pick the topics yourself.How detailed is your fictional world??
>>33729911MProbably some video game, can't pick one.
>>33729911FWhy men are evil and should give me all their money >>33729813Hinge is better>>33729706Wish my hair was still red. It looks so good, all girls with red hair are baddies
>>33729899What do you sleep to?
>>33729911I can't think of anything I'd want to give a presentation on.
>>33729864Well I read a dndish femdom webcomic once. But>sit down and readMaybe before bed.
Guy I am dating told me he likes the tan lines I have on my chest from a sun burn I got, which was painful for me. Is this a red flag that he likes me in pain? My real question is do men in general like tan lines? I typically try to avoid them
>>33729911F Polio vaccines are a scam>>33729934Based and paracosm-pilled
>>33729939I have! Lots of notes scattered everywhere. Also I made this CYOA WIP, if you know what a CYOA is. This is just set in one city in the settingI also ran a short lived Godbound campaign in another city in my setting>>33729941>How detailed is your fictional world??Very. I've got a whole theory of how you should worldbuild and how worldbuilding is really like creating a series of interconnected "vignettes" rather than like creating a chronicle or a scientific encyclopedia.
>>33729950yeah a lot of guys have a thing for tan lines.I don't think it has anything to do with pain.
>>33729936A whole house? No. Labs are purposefully designed and maintained at standards that are unreasonable for most living spaces. The best you should strive for is common sense cleanliness in areas related to food prep and hygiene. Stuff like wiping down any surfaces used before and after use, weekly cleaning with proper solutions, identifying hazardous waste and disposing of it on proper receptacles, etc.
>>33729952>A paracosm is a detailed imaginary world thought generally to originate in childhood. The creator of a paracosm has a complex and deeply felt relationship with this subjective universe, which may incorporate real-world or imaginary characters and conventions. Commonly having its own geography, history, and language, it is an experience that is often developed during childhood and continues over a long period of time, months or even years, as a sophisticated reality that can last into adulthoodHuhThanks anon
>>33729953>Lots of notes scattered everywhere.You should collect and collate everything in a github repo or something.
>>33729908It's RealField. The joke is replacing Garfield with an ordinary cat, without the thought bubbles. So it's just Jon acting crazy around a regular cat.
>>33729956I normally do that, there goes my dream
>>33729938Mouth breathing is connected to a variety of issues. The most well known are the issues with tooth and face development, but it can also lead to cavities, to sleep apnea with all its risks, airway infections, speech issues, and even back pain and neck pain.
How does a himbo get a wifeThey always leave me after a couple months and asking shit like what am I passionate about
>>33729944I have a playlist but I fell asleep watching a Jerma video.>>33729950>Is this a red flag that he likes me in pain?No, he just thinks the contrast looks nice on you.>My real question is do men in general like tan lines?It's a matter of personal taste. A lot of guys do.
>>33729963Well, what are you passionate about?
giggling and laughing during sex, yay or nay?
>>33729961A LOT goes into properly maintaining even a BSL2 lab. Living IN a space just naturally makes it unsterile, unfortunately. Lab maintenance is literally about lessening the impact a person has on the sterility of the lab space and doing your best to clean up the unavoidable traces we leave behind while using it just long enough and just within the scope of accomplishing a task.
Is looking “young” for my age a detriment to dating? I just had a doctors visit where an older 20s to low 30s dude assumed I was a teenager on a football team. In reality I’m 24 and he said,”wow, you look really young”. Granted, I’m pretty much clean shaven and I know a beard adds age to your appearance, but I can’t tell if that was a compliment or something. And if people will assume I’m a kid when dating.
>>33729960That’s funny.Have you ever watched that youtube channel Lasagna Cat?
>>33729969F. I hate it, but I can't stop myself from doing it sometimes.
>>33729974No.
>>33729079MSecurity
>>33729977>supergluing my lips shut before sex so bf doesnt get the ick from me exiting my stoic era
GenderWho is your favorite anon here?
>>33729981Fihatewomen (the sad one not the angry one)
>>33729978There’s a famous 1h long video where a man explain in great detail why Garfield steal a pipe is a strip comic that changed his life for ever, and he over analyse it in details
>>33729981malethe femanon reading this.
>>33729981MAnon
I wonder what it would be like to awkwardly make my way home while my dick was soaked with saliva. As in, I received an unexpected and impromptu blowjob, and so I had to put my pants back on without any drying off or cleaning up at all. Trying to act like nothing happened as I feel this genuinely uncomfortable sensation in my pants the whole time. Carrying the physical evidence and feeling of the sexual activity with me as I went. It will never happen. It's fun to imagine.
>>33729950I kind of like tan lines, yeah. They're sort of like underwear to me, that kind of intimate thing not everybody sees of your partner. Plus, at least in my experience, non tanned skin is softer so it makes me appreciate the softer part much much more
>>33729969women are so paranoid and insecure they think you are laughing at them, never do it bruv
>>33729911MaleSilent HillWith a special focus on why Heather is the coolest character and Douglas is the coolest supporting character
>>33729973I'm personally not very fond of baby faced men but I am a couple of years older than you anyway. Girls your age and younger will probably not care as much
>>33729981MI don't know. None of the regular ones that I recognise are enriching my life.
>>33729981M, I like the anon who posts as Anonymous.>>33729985I was going to reply to the Garfield question with 'the pipe strip', but it's only because of that video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
>>33729904I have 4 cats tho I have plenty of you to spend it on
Is it weird if my dick is clearly sticking out in shorts? I’m in a public area and it’s be hard to rearrange my pants and boxers to hide my cock
State GenderDo you support banning women from dying their hair? A bottle of blonde dye is steroids for women and it's unfair.
>>33729079MThis year I'm working in anti-fraud for the government
>>33729775I don't think I would. I think I'd like getting pegged in part because that's degrading for me, but I think getting rimmed would be degrading for her and would make me feel bad
>>33730003By the way, I could rearrange my duck, of course, but I’m not sure if reaching in my pants in a public area or even playing with it to shake it back into my crotch would be the smartest idea
>>33730005MShutthefuckup
>>33729972I see, thanks lab anon, you're very clear
>>33729972You’re so smart, geez
>>33729998Thanks. So I guess it’d only really be a problem if I wanted to date older women
>>33729763I knew a girl that went to the bathroom after eating a whole bag of those limon flaming hot cheetos and when she came out she leaned over and said "my ass is on fire right now"So it depends on the girl
>>33730005No. Also brunettes are hotter than blondes and it's not even close.
Aside from giving myself erectile dysfunction, how can I avoid getting an erection after physical contact with the girl I'm dating? I'm in my twenties and still get random boners in inappropriate situations, and prolonged physical contact with any girl or the presence of something near my dick (e.g., a pillow) almost always causes me to go off in some fashion.It's so bad that I often start getting hard just thinking about it or when talking over the phone. I'm not even picturing anything sexual in these situations, so that's not the issue. I've tried flexing my muscles, but it doesn't appear to work unless I'm doing it wrong.
>>33729950Does he know they're from a burn? If I see tan lines, I assume they're from... tanning, which she got on purpose, so in my head complimenting them makes sense.
Do you think that a homeless man cost more to the state, in public services, than an HLM appartement in jiprock would?
>>33730012I'm alwa happy to talk about this shit. Makes me feel like I've actually learned something.>>33730014Thanks, I hope you're not being sarcastic.
>>33729981MI love (not romantically) JH, I want to give her a big hug
>>33730019>getting an erection after physical contact with the girl I'm datingThis is a good thing. I bet she agrees with me.
>>33729656MaleThey look pretty small and I like that so yeah
>>33730024Hopefully you learn some quality life lessons from the mistakes you continue to make.
>>33730005FNo, and I don't see how blonde dye will let me perform better in sports
>>33730025That's very nice (not romantically) of you to say.
>>33729972Why not just have robots do the work, then? Or if that's too expensive, have the humans stand outside and control machines inside?
>>33730030I would also be grabbing your ass though if that’s okay
>>33730028That's life, babe.
>>33730019Speaking of which, what’s the best way to reset erectile dysfunction. It’s not complete ED, but I have a harder time ejaculating than before. I’d stay soft hard the whole time and not cum.
>>33729981MAny femanon with notably big ass or breasts and/or a sexy voice
>>33730033NJHThere is no robot remotely capable of the general flexibility, dexterity, and perception of a human. Not at the same time, at least.
>>33729981that one anon who said he was happy to wageslave if it helps a neet girl get her neetbux
>>33729457I wouldn't consider her fat but yeah as long as it isn't to the point it affects her mobility
What the fuck is S*rge’s problem?
>>33730005MaleNo I support people expressing themselves
>>33730037Phew, safe
>>33730038I guess my idea of controlling a giant robo-claw to move test tubes around is unrealistic
>>33730005MNo, I love hair and changing its color is a neat form of self-expression.
>>33729981MaleExhibanon, he posts monster waifus
>>33729457I wouldn't necessarily consider her fat. She's a little chubby maybe.Yes, I'd date a woman who looks like this.
>>33729981BLUEVAKLYRIE
Your phone screen time is down from last week right?
>>33730021He was with me when I got the burn! But I am joking about the red flag thing, I mainly wanted to know if it was common for men to like them >>33729991This makes sense! Thanks
>>33730037thighsisters........
>>33730037triple safe
bi womendo you have/want a bf or a gf?
>>33730005I think it's good to let mentally ill women out themselves.
>>33729457She looks perfectly fine to me. Yeah, probably would date this hypothetical girl.
>>33730040>I wouldn't consider her fatWhitepill
>>33730046>>33730049Namefags are not anon
>>33729981Myao. Ohio is cool too
>>33730051They're a reason to stare at your skin without being weird, so yes we like them. Bonus points for letting us feel it. It also shows you went outside and touched grass, (or touched sand at the beach) and that's attractive too.
>>33729984Which one is the sad one?
>>33730058Anon is literally in my name. Checkmate, nonametheists.
>>33729457>chubby>doesn't even get big tits from itthat's roughher hips are nice though
>>33730026We're both Christians and (as far as I know) are not interested in premarital sex. Thus, I don't think she'd take it as a compliment in the same way that a more sexual woman might. Yes, I am aware this makes me sound like a total faggot.
I would like a man
>>33730033Some mindless work can be automated, but it's very expensive and is really only used in large scale production of certain things. When you're working with living things, it's always best to have a person who knows how and why things are happening to make the best decisions while working with them, even if it's just bacteria.>>33730034I've never heard of platonic groping before.
>>33730067You think you would, but I don't think you actually want that.
>>33730069I do actually want that
>>33730058If I recognize them they are no longer anon
>>33730070Then just put yourself out there and watch the men roll in.
>>33730067I am a man hello
>>33730072Sometimes you only THINK you recognize them but you are actually mistaken.
>>33730050The majority of my screen time is from when I'm asleep. Hard to quantify how much time I actually spend on my phone.
>>33730054I have a gf and we're going to see Wicked part 2 next month, can't wait.
>>33730073I did that but no one rolled in
>>33730061They both start by saying they hate women but the angry one swears a lot, and the sad one when asked will explain he doesn't actually hate women he just doesn't think he can meet someone with compatible goals.
>>33730076If I am mistaken then the anon I'm thinking of is not real and therefore cannot be here, as my perception of them is flawed and may be assigned to many anons
would you prefer your gf to admit to you or not that as a kid she barely ever played with toys at all, and instead most of the time she roleplayed being a wild dog with her sister in the woods? like running around all day and pretending to look for prey. (i don't own a dog but i was obsessed with them as a kid)
>>33730068It’s just me appreciating your assets, being a good friend. That’s okay right?
>>33730081There's one simple trick, but you're not going to like it.Say the magic words "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and then see what happens.
>>33730084That's not too weird, I didn't have many toys and mostly played outside too
>>33730005MSydney sweeney probably got more results from that cosmetic change than anyone, ever, in history
>>33730084Wouldn’t care what someone did as a kid as long as they weren’t murdering or raping things
>>33730084I would find that cute and would appreciate that we're close enough for her to tell me about it.
>>33730084This is exactly the kind of autistic weird girl I want to marry
>>33730086how is your boner related to being a good friend? you can do that without touching women.
>>33730067All things happen in their own time.
>>33730084I would want to gently tease her about her doghood, and I would want her to help me find the line between gentle teasing and malicious teasing so I don't cross it. I would say "Help me out here, throw me a bone".
>>33730089nice to hear, playing outside felt much more superior to me and if i ever had kids i'd make sure there was some kind of backyard forest instead of just parks.
>>33730084Absolutely admit it. I was pretty much the same minus the roleplay. Vividly remember wishing to become a dog every day as a kid. Would love bonding with a gf over comparable childhood strangeness.
>>33730095I want it to happen two years ago
>>33730025Fuck off, Julian.
>>33730068>platonic gropingReminds me of that femanon who said she let her male friends feel her boobs nonsexually and over her clothes for 10 seconds one time only, just so they could know what it feels like. That's a true female friend.
>>33730084I don't think admitting that or not makes much difference. If the topic of childhood play comes up, I wouldn't hide it.
>>33729981MDon't she has been online much recently, but the femanon I talked in private with.
>>33730086I can't argue, I've consensually groped friends, too.
Would you want your gf to tell you she would play doctor as a kid just to pretend she was pregnant?
>>33730098>Vividly remember wishing to become a dog every day as a kidthis was me as well lmao
>>33730097Very cool, yeah I'm mostly jealous of the forest part since I grew up in The Big City, so down-to-earth people have always fascinated meDo you like camping? Or is that too human? Lol
>>33730099We all have to make compromises to find our soulmates. You aren't willing to make the changes needed to become his.
>>33730106NoI don't want kids tho that's why
>>33730067For what?
>>33730102>just her male friendsDamn it
>>33730109I would make them in a heartbeat if I knew what they were
>>33730068>I've never heard of platonic groping before.Platonic gropecels, in MY atoga??
>>33730078Mine tells me and it sent me a notification that said my screen time was down 25% from last week lol
At what age is it a dating dealbreaker to still be living with parents, assuming the person is employed.
>>33730120FI wouldn't care at any age as long as he is willing to move somewhere with me
>>33730108i mean i grew up in a small apartment but there are big and small forests here everywhere unless you live in the capitalnever camped just liked running around in forests and then nowadays very casually hiking (aka taking long walks in forests)lol
>>33730116men love evil women
>>33730084That sounds like a fun story.
>>33730126So I should commit crime ?
>>33730082Those might both be me, lol.I stopped though because I don't want to hate women anymore. I'm still pretty sure I'll never have a gf at this point, but it doesn't feel good to be so angry all the time.
>>33730068I mean, if platonic sex is a thing, platonic groping makes some measure of sense.>>33730118Mine does too, it just counts all the time I have an app open overnight as screen time. Says my daily average is 6 hours and 45 minutes, but I probably only actually spend ~30-40 minutes per day on it.
>>33730121What if he wants to be dating for at least half a year to a year before deciding to move out ?
>>33730084That feel when no feral girlfriend
Femanons, look. Men pick the left, they'll never pick you
>>33730134Perfect me too
>>33730139Right is better
Why do only old people think I am beautiful, but people my age think I am mid to ugly?
>>33730144Because many old people lie to make you feel good (especially if your family), or treat the looks of young people like they’re talking to a child. You wouldn’t call aChild ugly to their face unless you were an asshole
>>33730139FThey both have big boobs and pretty faces. You would throw up if you saw me
>>33730102I'm a guy, but I think that might make things weird afterwards for me.Or was she really autistic?
girls, why do you pay a lot of attention to me when i look real fucked up? i get so much attention after cooping up in my room, having bedhead, coffee stains on an oversized white shirt, and a thousand yard stare.
>>33730139>Men pick the leftWhy are you trying to tell me what to do?Dark hair is more attractive.>>33730146>You would throw up if you saw meAre you leaking puss 24/7 out of your face?
GenderWhat is the nastiest your home has ever been?
>>33730139I prefer brunettes
>>33730145Nta but the only time I've seen genuine admiration in a man's eyes it was a 90 year old grandpa
>>33729713as a guy whose received a lot of compliments its incredibly patronizing. it also makes me self conscious. i know why women hate being called beautiful or pretty, or whatever the fuck. especially if its specific body parts or their face. okay my face is pretty, uh, so you care about what my face looks like, i look better from x angle, do i just angle this way when talking to you? shit like that.
>>33730146You compete with those two for the same men, just FYI.
/atoga/, what are you up to right now? I was about to make food but I have some last-minute chores to get done.
>>33730139>Men pick the leftAs if I'd have a choice. They're both so far above my league.
>>33730156MThere's a squashed corpse of a cockroach that's been in my room for 4 months.
>>33730164>I have some last-minute chores to get done.Get the fuck to it.
I've heard that for women sex is either unimaginable amounts of pleasure or a literal chore with no in between. Is this true? And if it is, how do I make sure it's the former?And in case any femanons have a reciprocal question, for men sex is always "pretty good."
Why do men seem to so often throw away friendships that lasted for 10 or 20 years or even longer? For seemingly weird reasons like "he became annoying" or "i was sick of his shit" etc.For women it seems like very long friendships like that mainly end mutually when neither cares to contact the other one anymore
>>33730171its not about your dick its about your tongue. every older guy has given me this advice as well.
>>33730156M, I once had a really bad respiratory infection and I forgot to do the dishes for a month. It was revolting and idk how Asmongold does it.>>33730168CLEAN IT UP!>>33730170On it.
>>33730174Don't you dare.
>>33730164I don't feel like doing anything desu... I've been tired all day, I even took an afternoon nap
>>33730148please help >>33730174
>>33730145Oh
>>33730172For the same reason you throw away tattered old clothes that lasted for 10 or 20 years.
>>33730174Why? There are a lot of single men. You just get to be with a guy longer because once you get him, you won't always think that you can do better like the women in that picture
>>33730164Taking my dad to the ER. I also feel like shit because he feels like shit but my only thought is that I really needed to rest today and instead I'm here at the ER and I did not get a day to chill for the last 3 weeks. Fun fun fun.
>>33730156MIt’s pretty fucking nasty rn, I have dishes to do and a big pile of cardboard and a few trash bags, my carpet looks like shit
>>33730164Finished making breakfast and I’m about to watch a movie. Not sure what I’m gonna watch yet
>>33730156F. When I was severely depressed I did not clean for a couple months. Everything was really, really fucking gross.
>>33729079Me at 0:11 ignoring the foid acting slutty in front of me.
The logistics of a sex scene in a book I'm reading have confounded me. He's sitting upright in a chair, she's hanging upside down from the ceiling. They're performing 69 oral, specifically a titfuck blowjob on her part. I can't wrap my head around how this is possible when she's pretty tall, and her breasts are described as enormous.Is this a sign of supreme virginity? Can I get that certified as a disability?
>>337301441. we tend to compare what were currently exposed to, to others. so theyre around old folk. they see young, supple skin, they think the person is attractive.2. looksflation. people havent gotten uglier or more attractive per se, but 40 years ago, 95% of humans were considered attractive. i know things like rising obesity rates play into it, but even controlling for that, looksflation is still a thing.
>>33730190I'm sorry.
>>33730195Giant tits could hang down at an angle, I guess?
>>33730191You'll feel better if you hop to it. I just got my dishes done, and I'm going to take my own trash out next. You should do the same.
>>33730205Ehhhhh it’s just going to get dirty again, do I have to?
>>33730195I don't quite see the problem.>Is this a sign of supreme virginity?Possibly of the writer.
>>33730190What happened?
Women, what do you think of torso cumshots?I think it's hot how she's like a canvas for a jizzkson pollock.
>>33730207>Ehhhhh it’s just going to get dirty again, do I have to?Yes. This is what life is.
>>33730207This. If the military didn't make me keep my shit spotless, I would just leave everything as a pile. Like the fuck would it even do? Is it gonna put another $1,000 into my fidelity brokerage? Fuck no.
>>33730211It's incredibly low test cumming on and not inside.
women, which pair do you find hotter, Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry 3 or 5
>>33730209He's pissing blood.
>>33730163Moid here, that isn't true. I've asked out and gone on dates with women who were much less attractive than those two, and I would have been perfectly happy with any of them as my gf except for the one that was morbidly obese.
>>33730202I dunno, I feel like there's not much room for angles in a chair... The boobs would be squishing against the bottom of the chair, no?>>33730208It doesn't make sense to me unless she has a really short torso that would allow her to have enough space to do all that while also being eaten out. But maybe I just haven't witnessed enough 69.
>>33730156MWhen I was already sick and then got covid on top four years ago or whatever it was.I didn't clean up anything for two weeks and then I was so bad that I had to go to the hospital on an emergency, since I was exhausted just going to the toilet.I was there for a week and when I came back, my appartment was stinking from unwashed dishes.Wasn't able to really clean it fully until at least a week later, since I was still weak.
>>33730179Theres no point in continuing if I don't have a family>>33730189>once you get himThat's not happening
>>33730217Did he had some physical trauma?
>>33730207Yes. Do you want roaches?
>>33730225>have a familyYou mean breeding?
>>33730226He had cancer surgery recently.
>>33730221She's curving her back maybe? I think your best bet is to not think of it as a static pose but more like a dynamic mess of moving living bodies.If she has huge tits and she's hanging upside down her tits would probably hang down to her face.
>>33730234Hmm, maybe. Now that you mention it the "hanging down from the ceiling" is probably what's throwing me off. I'm picturing her being fully vertical, but it could be like an angle with a curved back and he's leaning back in the chair.
>>33730051Can you post a picture of the tan lines? I am curious if it looks painful.
I hate women.
>>33730156MaleCan't point to an exact time, but sometimes I go a couple of weeks without doing things like vacuuming the floors or cleaning the bathroom.
>>33730242I'm sorry for you.
gen z moids why are so many of you into sexual degradation? were you abused or something?
>>33730247There's nothing to feel sorry for.
>>33730225>That's not happeningA more accurate way to put it would've been that he gets you.
>>33730121Cute
>>33730248They want attention from women but can't get it the normal way. It feels like it should be easier to get it if you're willing to be used and abused, but women don't actually want that for the most part. Once they figure that part out, they often lose interest in being degraded or being submissive.
>>33730250Being full of hate is something to feel sorry for.
>>33730225There are probably men you see every day who would be ecstatic to be your bf.
I am designed to hate women.
>>33730251No one is getting to me
GenderIs solving a 2x2x2 rubics cube supposed to be an easy thing? I can't fucking do it! I did it once but it was pure luck.
Men, do you find Sarah Montpetit hot?
>>33730248Being degraded or doing the degrading? I’m not into receiving it but I have no problem with doing the degrading
>>33730264Who?
GenderDo you 4chan on your phone or your computer?
>>33730172For me I think the reasons I ended 4 year friendships was valid. Those have been the longest I've hadI feel like guys don't put effort into friendships much which upsets me because I put in a lot of effort
>>33730264I had no idea who this was but I found some pics on Google.Sure, she's hot. Not a 10/10, but probably hot enough to be out of my league.
>>33730269Desktop
>>33730269I hate women whenever and wherever I am able.
>>33730264She's kinda pretty but not really my type
>>33730268
>>33730281Yes. She reminds me of Best Girl in Otoyomegatari
>>33730269MaleComputer forever. I write more effortful posts with a full-size keyboard and I have better pictures when image search engines aren't fighting me.
>>33730259There aren't
>>33730264Yes, need gf like her.
>>33730195Maybe she's arching her back? Idunno, it sounds like a really uncomfortable position to me tooSide note, spidergirls scare me in exactly the right way
>>33730269MI started on desktop. I will die on desktop.
>>33730281Could have just posted an image to begin with, on this image board. Am I supposed to know who that is.She's pretty.
Desktop people,I’m assuming you never post when you are bored in public places?
>>33730264Nobody knows who that is.
>>33730264I think she's pretty. Idk about hot.>>33730269Mostly computer. I don't really like phoneposting, and my phone doesn't like /atoga/ either.>>33730172I'm considering completely ending a friendship I've had for 11 years because the man is an abject flake and something of a sociopath. Is that a decent reason?
>>33730287Unless you do not go outside at all every day, I'd pretty much guarantee that there are such men.
It's been over a month since I last saw my crush, I hope he's ok :/
>>33730281She’s pretty. Nice brown eyes and I like her lips
>>33730248I think I was neglected emotionally but beyond that I don't know
>>33730233Are you the femanon who I talked to this week about both her parents going through cancer recently?
>>33730296I can play Duolingo or read a book on my phone when I get bored in public.
>>33730296f, I mostly use pc to post but sometimes phonepoast as well. and no i'd never open 4chan in public lol.
>>33730296I make it a point to never be THAT dependent on the internet.
>>33730264I wouldn't say hot, I think she's pretty, might even say beautiful, but not hot
So do you people stay at home all day?How do you keep up with the thread when you leave the house?
>>33730296I would rather browse /ck/ or /lit/ than this hellhole if I'm browsing in public.
>>33730301I go outside everyday but I never meet men
>>33730311>How do you keep up with the threadI don't.
>>33730269FPhone>>33730263Easier than the 3x3x3 >>33730241Sure. This feels scandalous to share so I heavily censored it lolhttps://imgur.com/a/EpARcDG
>>33730312This should be true for when you're browsing in private aswell.
>>33730319>heavily censoredkek
>>33730319HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IM HARD
>>33730296Only very rarely. I usually wait to get home before posting. /atoga/ isn't that serious. Occasionally I post when I'm away from the PC but in my own home though.>>33730311My desktop is my entertainment center, so if I want to play a game or watch a movie, I'm probably on it. /atoga/ is just open in my browser and I alt-tab over occasionally.
>>33730311Computerchads just set 4chan to Auto-Update. New posts will be added to the thread while you're gone, a line will mark when you left the thread, and (You)s will still be collected.
>>33730281>foid hands post the worst possible pic>still lose..
>>33730148bump!
>>33730319>3x3x3Don't even talk to me about that.
how i feel next to middle eastern girls with huge eyes and eyelashes
>>33730319>didn't even see itYou know, leaving up for at least 10 mins would have been enough.
>>33730332>worst possible picWhat? That's like the most flattering pic she could have.
>>33730337Don’t worry asian femanon, i still want to fuck you
>>33730337You feel pretty?
Anons already speedrunned the pic.
>>33729969Like middle of? Probably not.As foreplay? Could be good.
It's very hard not to hate women.
>>33730338The regret hit instantly>>33730336Hahah, you'll get there
>>33730348>The regret hit instantlyWeird.
I miss you i miss you i miss you WHERE ARRE YOU AND IM SO SORRY
>>33730332she could plump her lips up a bitimagine how much you could do with those eyebrows too
>>33730346If you can't take ownership of yourself.
>>33730350What did you do? Confess my child
>>33730291Okay good I'm not alone in thinking it sounds uncomfortable as heck. I think the author just wanted to make a cool spider-specific sex scene and didn't think about how comfortable / practical it would actually be.>spidergirls scare me in exactly the right waySpiders aren't scary! They're adorable!
>>33730350Iktf my femanon love is either not here or laying low
>>33730146>big boobsGirl pls, those are average, most women are bigger than that by the time they graduate school
>>33730350I waited for you all night. My friends called me stupid, they said it was a waste of time, and I guess they were right. I can't let you hurt me twice, goodbye anon. Hope you find love with someone else.
>>33730156M, I grew up with hoarders, so there was always stacks of moldy bread surrounded by flies, black mold in all the walls, etc.I have a nice clean apartment now and I'm much happier
>>33730348>Hahah, you'll get thereI don't see how. I guess there are algorithms and tutorials I could look up, but that seems unsatisfying.
>>33730172Usually the friend committed a crime or did something awful so I cut ties with them, but I still like them enough to not tell people the reason
>>33730351>she could plump her lips up a bitAbsolutely not! Those lips are perfect as they are.
>>33730313Where do you go?
>>33730363Glad you got out, anon.
>>33730340foid hands
>>33730319>deletedI'm gonna fucking kms
>>33730368Work, the store, bars
>>33730211Seems pointless to me. It's between my two favorite places to get cummed on.
>>33730366>Usually the friend committed a crimeLmao wtf
>>33730372nah
>>33730375oh wow she does look great
>>33730375These are the women that always have a man "Men don't like whores" my ass
>>33730148You're activating our "I could fix him" instincts
>>33729950>>33730375Yeah, I wouldn't assume these were from a burn either and they are hot.
>>33730350>>33730358>>33730375Moids are creepy as fuck
>>33730375London is dead. Don't give me false hope.
>>33730385would you leave him after he's been "fixed"?
>>33730360As a Canadian, posts like this make it so easy to spot Americans. Most of you are fat which is why you have big tits.
>>33730388>it's creepy to save nice images from an imageboard
I’m watching Buffalo 66 rn, it’s pretty good so far. Femanons, how do you feel about the clothing that the woman in the pic is wearing? I think it’s a cute outfit
>>33730391I would purposely keep him ALMOST fixed to avoid ever reaching that point>>33730395Pretty cute, I have a similar top that I like
>>33730356>Spiders aren't scary! They're adorable!Spidergirls can beSpiders absolutely cannot beLet's split the difference I'll take the spidergirls you can take the spiders
Men, what should I do as a fellow man when the modern man has nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for?
>>33730391NTA no man has ever been fixed this way, so it's impossible to say.
>>33730376>workAre there no men at your work?>the storeTo be fair, I would generally assume a woman doesn't want to be approached while running errands.>barsI think a lot of men stopped hanging out at bars both because they stopped drinking and because the women that tend to hang out in them are the ones who are just looking for a hookup, or who have been party girls and are now trying to settle down in their late 30s.
>>33730395it looks like she has a used condom dangling from her chest
>>33730389I will be after today. Why are men so gross Same types who complain about being single >>33730395I like it! I have a very similar dress, different material though. I dislike the satin
Men, if you saw friend’s daughter grow up. And once an adult she was making moves on you… would you go for it if she was hot?
>>33730394Saving stuff like that to fap to is creepy
>>33730398They're both adorable. I had a spider friend once. A little jumping spider who lived above my back door. Every time I went out it'd sit on the overhang and watch my every move. Such a curious little thing.
>>33730384There are enough men that would date women like that that they always have a bf, but there are absolutely a lot of men who would not date a woman like that.
>>33730394Reposting pics that someone clearly didn't want reposted is definitely creepy.
>>33730394Kinda yeah. But let's not bring up the "is it okay to jerk off to women's non-sexual photos" debate again.>>33730399Find or create your own purpose in life.
>>33730401NoThat can't be true, I watch other people get approached and buy drinks and all that. When I try to start conversations with men they go no where
>>33730399Grow the fuck up.
>>33730410>but there are absolutely a lot of men who would not date a woman like that.No there aren't lol.
>>33730420Yes there are. A lot of men don't want a gf who is a slut.
>>33730418seething idiot with no wisdom to give
>>33730403Men are gross, but you have no problem tanning in a bikini next to one?My friend used to take pics of girls like that while they weren't looking, for his own private enjoyment. But that's just one weirdo. I'm sure your friend would never do that.>>33730412That part is definitely rude, yeah.
>>33730404Hell no, I'll be like three times her age at that point.
>>33730404Probably not, unless our ages lined up nicely and I got the feeling that the friend would approve. Also her being hot doesn't matter much, I care more about compatibility.
>>33730375Nice mommy milkers, holy shit. Mogs every girl here.
>>33730397>>33730403same dress sistersI'm sure you both pull it off very well and neither is prettier than the other
>>33730423You say that and then ALWAYS date sluts.
>>33730395why are women allowed to dress like this in public?
>>33730402Lmaooo good eye
>>33730414What do you try to talk to them about?
A girl I know who is ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in debt for a teaching degree that she doesn't want to use. Got a 10,000 dollar engagement ring. I hate men so much I hate men
>>33730430>transparent attempt to get our resident titcows to prove you wrong
>>33730413>the "is it okay to jerk off to women's non-sexual photos" debateThat was wild as fuck, I remember that
>>33730441I remember that one, your brother's fiancee wasn't it
>>33730435I think it’s fairly modest. If she had D cups that would be a different story but I don’t see any problem with it
>>33730433I've never had a gf. I've been on dates with a few different women, but none of them looked like that and none of them acted like sluts.
>>33730441so this would be okay if she was engaged to a woman? hmmmmmm
MenDo you masturbate to women’s non-sexual selfies?
>>33730444Why am I considered a bad option? Why does she get everything she's ever dreamed of, with no criticism of her horrible choices and personality, and I am constantly insulted for things I cannot control
>>33730425>My friend used to take pics of girls like that while they weren't looking, for his own private enjoyment.This is why I lather myself in reflective sunscreen at the beach so any pictures of me will be massively overexposed and ruined
>>33730449Some times, if I'm horny and I find her particularly attractive.
>>33730447>none of them acted like sluts.And that is why you did not date them
>>33730449NoBut then, I consider any picture where her boobs are visible is a sexual selfie, soooo
>>33730449No.
>>33730454Bad news, babe. It turns out that every pic of you looks great.
>>33730449NoI've fapped to nip slips which aren't exactly consensual, but for the most part I only fap to things that are intended for that purpose.
>>33730453>Why does she get everything she's ever dreamed ofBecause she doesn't hate men?
>>33730449No, but I'm a weirdo with some weird hangups. I ask for permission before I masturbate to somebody I'm dating.
>>33730458They ghosted or ended things, not me. The only exceptions were one morbidly obese woman and another who barely spoke any English.
>>33730306Yup. Best week ever lol I'm probably taking a couple days off work to rest, I'm exhausted and utterly braindead.
>>33730404>friend's daughternever
>>33730468Just being busty isn't enough, you need to have a flat tummy as well while having milkers.
>>33730454>>33730463I'm so pale that I literally glow in some photosThe iPhone's camera darkens everybody else to balance the light if I'm in the pic lmao
Do you think women who collect crystals and talk about connecting shakras, all take shrooms?
>>33730477No idea, but I do know I won't date them.
>>33730449Why not look at her sexual ones?
>>33730269>Do you 4chan onOoooh I'm 4channing it, oooh I'm 4channing it, yes... yes... oh yes... oh I'm 4channing it so god... yes that's right, fuck solve that captcha, oooh ooooh OUUUGHHH I'm so close yes! Yes I'm 4channing so hard right now mmmmm.... fuck! Yes.... I'm 4channing it... I'm 4channing it, yes I'm so close! I'm 4channing it so gooood! I'M POSTING!!!
>>33730453>Why am I considered a bad option?I honestly have no idea what men are even thinking. Every Stacy (sorry for the incel term) I know just manifested a moid out of thin air and lives life on easy mode
>>33730466I don't actually hate men they just frustrate me
>>33730449When you post it, you take that risk and you implicitly consent to anything I want. So yes
>>33730449I almost certainly did but extremely rarely and so long ago that I can't remember an instance of it.I vaguely remember a few candid nonsexual shots that perfectly captured an element I found attractive.But I very rarely sought such things.
>>33730482Fuck off, Rich
>>33730384>These are the women that always have a manNo, these are the femanons who can't hold a man.Or aren't even really trying.
>>33730483>lives life on easy modeYou know nothing about their lives. Having a bf doesn't magically fix everything else.
>>33730489I'm thinking of a very specific person though
>>33730483>>33730453Seriously, just post a throwaway email or discord handle in the /soc/ thread and you could probably have a bf today. A lot of men have pretty low requirements, especially with a LDR.
>>33730475you could be the ultimate goth gf
>>33730453God it's so hot when earnest do-gooder women get brutally outcompeted by vapid bimbos
>>33730490Does she have a perfect family life? Good health? Access to food and shelter? No debt? No mental illness? If you asked her, would she say her life is on easymode?
>>33730492I don't want an LDR. I want to be normal I want for a normal guy to want me in a normal way and we can have a normal life where I see him a normal amount.
Women, how many selfies of your bf do you want weekly? How many sexual ones?
>>33730492>especially with a LDRThat's hardly better than an ai boyfriend. Worse, in many ways.
>>33730496Nta Shut up bitch
>>33730497What area of the world do you normally live?
>>33730498notice how there are tons of men here without gfs but its a given that the women all have bfs or at least men lined up.
>>33730498maybe 1 a day. but they'd better be boring. if I see another woman in the pic, I'll snap and go yandere on his baka ass
>>33730497>>33730500Well, most men have been taught their whole lives that approaching women irl is harassment and too confrontational, so we don't do it. And a lot of us have also been taught our whole lives that women don't want us. Maybe you specifically didn't cause this, but your gender did.Also, an LDR doesn't have to stay long-distance for a long time. If I met a girl online and we clicked really well, I'd be willing to buy a plane ticket to go meet her within a few months.
Do you guys remember thesimpsons.com
>>33730495Shut up this isn't funny I'm having a mental breakdown about it
>>33730501moron
>>33730503Notice how most of the girls are alone too, but you fail to notice because it doesn't fit your story.
>>33730507No, I'm not a person who can say where they were at during 9/11
>>33730508You've gotta try to relax. Get some cool water, take some deep breaths.
>>33730508do you think Stacy ever has mental breakdowns? no, she just giggles and bounces her perfect boobies, and continues having zero thoughts in her pretty little head
>>33730509Easy mode SPECIFICALLY refers to relationships. If she's starving or has scabies that has nothing to do with anything except her
>>33730469That’s oddly very sweet
>>33729823Why does EVERY webcomic have lesbians in it?
>>33730505>boringYou don't want to see him having fun?
>>33730496She had rich parents paving her every step, never had to work a day in her life and literally got married a few months after meeting her husband. And all that time she was a massive bitch to me because I was a better violinist than her when we were 10 year olds
>>33730510NTA but statistically, there are many more single men than single women who cant find a bf/gf.
>>33730506>but your gender didMen did this?>and we clicked really wellSee the flaw in your advice yet? Nobody is likely to click well with generic online boyfriend applicant #53
>>33730517If you use "life on easy mode" like that, it just reveals you as a sex-obsessed coomer.
>>33730519They're the best type of couple
>>33730522They're talking specifically about /atoga/ girls.
>>33729067So Im currently dating a really subby girl.I'm very new to kink so I'm looking for suggestions on what I could do with her?
>>33730519Because basically all of them are drawn by fat they'thems with crazy hair colors and chipped black paint on their nails.
>>33730522Maybe among normies. But I assume everyone on 4chan is a loser, so there's no point in accusing anons of being successful.Also, "can't find a bf/gf" seems very hard to prove.
>>33730519Everybody loves lesbians.
>>33730472Sorry to hear that. :(Completely understandable you need some time to rest. At least the week is over, right?>>33730441Same as the last time; Stupid people will do stupid things. Don't be jealous of stupid people.Jealousy is one of the most unattractive things, nobody likes jealous people.
>>33730521Oh wow I think I know her, except we both played flute and she has smaller boobs than me
>>33730523I assumed you were female.So then the problem is not that they can't get bfs, it's that they can't get the attention of men they want.>>33730527>>33730530Very, very few of the men here have gfs or wives. There are some single femanons here, but most of them are not single.
>>33730475Post hand.
>>33730508If you were actually christian and not just larping as trad then you wouldnt be bothered by whores stealing all the men. Your priority would be finding a high quality man to marry.
>>33730528She probably just means she wants you to tie her wrists together and fuck her really hard while holding your hand around her throat.
>>33730538>source: dude trust meI guess neither of us can prove anything, so this will go nowhere. I just think it's better for your mental health to not compare yourself to successful people who may not exist.
>>33730519Gunnerkrigg Court is over 20 years old. Lesbians in webcomics were new and exciting back then.
>>33730508Does she spend a lot of money on her hair
>>33730524Are you mad you were wrong
>>33730521wtf I hate her already>>33730546but that page is literally from 2 days ago
>>33730523>Nobody is likely to click well with generic online boyfriend applicant #53You're only generic until you start talking.
>>33730544I can think of one or two men who are not single, and both of them rarely post here.Meanwhile, even JH is in a relationship at this point, as are most of the female regulars.
>>33730519In the book "after the ball" (a blueprint for LGBT indoctrination) It states that it would be better to include lesbians in fictional stories than gays because lesbians are less offensive than male gays.
>>33730538>can't get bfs>can't get the attention of men they wantThose are the same thing.Men have the same problem with women. I certainly do.
>>33730549Her lesbianism didn't start 2 days ago.
>>33730535Maybe I want to be stupid. They seem happier>>33730541In the process of looking I cannot help noticing what is going on around me>>33730547Yes. And nails and clothes. But she never looks good, she's always in Amazon leggings and has grown out acrylics with limp hair
>>33730521Imagine crawling to her doorstep begging for money to afford some unexpected car repairs and she says she'll lend you the money if you play the violin for her
>>33730553A lot of men have trouble getting attention from any woman, and would be ecstatic if a 4/10 noticed them.A lot of women pretend 6/10 men don't even exist.
>>33730546>Gunnerkrigg CourtWhat the fuck kind of shit name even is that. lmao
>>33730550If you start simping and being nice then youll remain generic. If youre hot and you insult them then you graduate to getting a reply back
I love hating women.
>>33730550Anon, do you know how probability works? Do you know what "not likely" means?
>>33730551Oh ok, I was thinking of ALL the posters, not just namefags. I don't keep track of those stats. I guess frequent posters would be more likely to have relationships to base their advice on.
>>33730551>Meanwhile, even JH is in a relationship at this point, as are most of the female regulars.Lol, that's hardly a relationship. They're just using her for sex before getting rid of her again for the 2nd time and probably the last time.
>>33730562I don't. I really want to stop.
Do racehorses even need jockeys?
>>33730555>Yes. And nails and clothes. But she never looks good, she's always in Amazon leggings and has grown out acrylics with limp hairOh my God what a flex, she doesn't even give a shit. Does she ever ask you where you get your hair done as a backhanded compliment? She's so evil it's unironically winning me over.
>>33730560It takes place in a school located in a court situated in the region of Gunner's Crag.
>>33730538>There are some single femanons here, but most of them are not single.The majority of atoga femanons are very clearly single.You have to be incredibly stupid to think otherwise.
>>33730559>A lot of women pretend 6/10 men don't even exist.A lot of men don't register 6/10s as women.
>>33730562>>33730567BPD
>>33730555>In the process of looking I cannot help noticing what is going on around meUs trads are persecuted and stepped on every step of the way. Hedonism won the culture war and life is hard right now. Dont give up.
When women get drunk they become evil
>>33730571Sure.
>>33730574What is that?
>>33730570No she doesn't care what I doBut she's always complaining about having no money and then spends $500 a week at TJ Maxx.
>>33730562Really? you love it? I wish women were better and I didnt have to hate them.
>>33730566Wasn't she the one who broke it off the first time around?Either way, I don't doubt that it will probably not turn out well for her. Poly relationships rarely do. But the point is she's not even single right now.>>33730572I'm in here pretty much every day. A lot of them are not single.>>33730574I'm not.
>>33730576Close, but not quite. When they get drunk they lose the coordination to MASK their innate evil nature, not become it.
POSTTHE DATING WEBSITE BAR GRAPHSAGAIN
>>33730575I'm being evil I'm going to go pray for forgiveness. She is more pure of heart than me probably and I'm getting what I deserve for being jealous. Goodbye
>>33730573Completely untrue. It's the other way around, actually.
>>33730573Go outside lmao
>>33730558>World's smallest violin.mp3For real, I hate her. I will never forget the disgusted expression she made at me when I tried to chat with her after class
>>33730581>I'm in here pretty much every day. A lot of them are not single.Most clearly are.What you think doesn't really matter if it's not reflective of reality.
>>33730583dammit Im not home rn. Basically the graphs say that women only care about 20% of menwhile men care about 50% of women.
>>33730577It's Bri'ish.
>>33730584Take a deep breath, close your eyes, put your hands together and try to ignore her mocking voice in your head, asking if you're praying for a man.
>>33730581>I'm in here pretty much every dayMaybe you should stop? It's no wonder you're single.
>>33730589>says the anon who is not living in reality
>>33730592You should pray too
>>33730583lmao>>33730591I don't care.>>33730594You literally outed yourself as being one of the misogynistic retards.Your "opinion" has no value.
>>33730593Tried that. Went on a lot of first dates, got rejected a lot, a couple women used me for free meals. Managed to get a couple of hookups, but they weren't very satisfying. After nearly two years of that, I stopped.
>I would try anything for love>anything at all, I would try it for love>anything except talking to someone onlineNo sympathy.
>>33730596I'm trying to love women, but they make it so hard.
>>33730599If you think I haven't tried that then it is not worth talking to you about it
Femanons, would you be okay with being called a dirty little puta during sex?
>>33730599You people treat us horribly and ghost us
>>33730599I'm not looking for your sympathy. I don't need it. I'm making choices to maintain my own mental health as best possible.
>>33730599https://youtu.be/DzOHGzM5W_Y
GUYS GUYS GUYSthere was a little girl lizard on my porch!!!
>>33730600The only ones who make it hard are avoidant ones and those should just be ignored.Now stop being such a drama queen, I won't reply to you anymore.
>>33730595Forgive me, anon, really. Pray for me? This is unbecoming. I know His gifts will come to you in due time.
>>33730607NTAThe only time I ever ghosted a woman, she basically didn't speak English, so it wouldn't have mattered if I texted her anyway.
>>33730610*greengreen lizard.I dunno what gender it was.
>>33730610Cute. How do you know it was a girl?
>>33730590>while men care about 50% of women.is there a graph for how low the number gets when you stop thinking with your dick and see women as people
>>33730611That isn't true. Most of them do things that are incredibly frustrating or upsetting, and none of them understand what men deal with or care to find out.
>>33730576Women are always evil.
>>33730618He pulled down it's pants to check
To be honest I probably would attempt an ldr with anons if I wasn't already interested in someone irl
>>33730590Is that the 50% whose family photos you fap to?
>>33730618He saw it in a hentai.
>>33730607I've never ghosted. I even sent a courtesy "I don't think this is going to work out, please take care" to the grifter who asked me for money.
Not hating females? Preposterous.
>>33730607Sorry, I can't help it. My emotional regulation is primitive and I had little empathy to begin with.
is it hoe behavior to do a true crime podcast with your cleavage showing?
>>33730607>You people treat us horriblyYeah, this I can absolutely believe and know it happened.>ghost usYou're a liar.
>>33730613You're still being mean
>>33730629Probably, but doing true crime shit at all means she's probably mentally ill and not worth dating.
>>33730629This woman had her first kid at 18 and makes a living poorly retelling crimes and exploiting victims She's not exactly intelligent or respectful
>>33730620>none of them understand what men deal with or care to find outSo needy.How has your week been, Tsundere-kun?
You guys are so tiresome. I'm gonna go have fun elsewhere for a bit.
>>33730164just went on the first cold late night walk of the season
>>33730623Story of my life, its alright, I hope things work out with them
>>33730623Valid.No offense to everyone in this thread, I'm sure 99% of you are lovely wonderful people, but you all pale in comparison to my IRL oneitis.
>>33730632Fuck you. >:(
>>33730633does she have an OF?
>>33730635Hope you have a good time anon, I'll miss you
>>33730631You said you were going so I won't waste your time, but I'm really sorry anon. "Watching good things happen to bad people and vice versa" is one of the oldest spiritual hardships and I genuinely do hope you can find the strength to maintain faith in His Providence. Have a good day.
>>33730639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>>33730589Women don't live in reality. They live in their own retard land where they always get everything they want because they have holes between their legs that can pop out babies.
I hate you.
>>33730648Femanons only hang out in their rooms so you gotta break into their house
>>33730651I hate you, if you are a woman.
Do bad people know they are bad?
>>33730651I see you, I hear you, I know you, I accept you, I welcome you.
Men, I know the answer you want to give is "anything she wants to make", but honestly would you rather have your gf surprise you with a cake or a pie when you get home?>>33730566You talk a lot of shit for someone who still hasn't mentioned if she's in a relationship or even ever has been in one. Worry about yourself instead of obsessing over me.
>see incredibly cute camgirl>she got a coke nailSad...
Women, your bf is sick in bed. He needs you to apply a facial massage with your ass and pussy to administer your femanon juice medicine. His cum buildup is also causing him pain in his balls, and he needs you to relieve it, else he won't get better. Will you be his nurse?
>>33730655I prefer to think that they don't
>>33730640Don't let him get you down, queen! Fuck that guy. Guys love mentally ill girls.
>>337306512NE1 BANGER
>>33730634I'm not needy. I just want a woman, any woman at all who isn't my blood relative, to give even a single shit about me, but they won't do it.It's been fine, I guess. Just another week like any other. I still don't like that name, by the way.
Can i hit on my 18 year old neighbor as a 43 year old man?
Hating women is my passion.
>>33730658>but honestly would you rather have your gf surprise you with a cake or a pie when you get home?oh no my steak is to juicy and my and lobster too buttery
>>33730662Obvs. But I'd be very clinical about it.
>>33730635Can't blame you. I still have the thread open but I'm not a fan of gender wars. So I'm trying to get a new emulator working instead to maybe play Pokemon.>>33730636How was it? Nice and refreshing?>>33730658Cake, I'm not a big fan of pie.
I'm going to starve myself until I can see my ribs
>>33730662>Will a gf have sex with her bf???that's your question.
>>33730667I'm a guy who loves watching true crime documentaries...
>>33730651I hate me too
>>33730658I wouldn't say "anything", that's just shifting the burden onto her. I would rather a pie, it seems more nutritionally flexible and easier to do well if she isn't already an experienced baker.
>>33730658I would be absolutely overwhelmed if I had a gf who gave me a hug when I got home.Honestly though I don't mind either way unless it's a fruit pie. I'm not really a fan of those.
You have no right to hate me.
>>33730674>How was it? Nice and refreshing?lonely and depressing like they're supposed to be
>>33730669>I still don't like that name, by the way.Why not? I think it's cute
>>33730678Oh. Then yes, it is absolutely hoe behavior to do a podcast with your boyzongas out.
>>33730658Black forest cake, since it is the best cake there is.
>>33730658Pie, please. A cake is just empty calories, but a pie feels """healthier""" because of the fruit.
>>33730686I don't produce any true crime podcasts!I just produce lewd ASMR...
>>33730658Well I hate cake and I love pies so the answer is obvious. Don't give me any of that gay fruit pie nonsense tho. I want venison.
>>33730685It implies that I act like I hate women because I love them but don't want to admit it, but that's backward. I feel resentment toward them because I love them and they don't love me back.
>>33730658Multiple people can be concerned about you. Some are expressing their concerns with mockery, some are doing it with sympathy. Don't lump everyone together.
>>33730693Do you fill public scripts from the usual places, or do you have a content niche? Would you feel comfortable whispering misogynistic slurs in the sweetest voice possible
I must not let old age and death take me. I can not allow it.
Who killed nerdy girls?
>>33730702I've done a good job hiding from the assassins so far
>>33730698That feels like concern trolling. Is the anon redubbing her "RT" and constantly needling her concerned for her?
>>33730701it's ok to be 30 anon.>>33730702i'm still nerdy but i look pretty normal/normie on the outside and generally avoid nerdy topics with people i'm not close to.
Do you remember playing xmas jetpack
Women who like MM pornDo you like just kissing? Handjobs/blowjobs? Full fucking?
>>33730700I may have been overselling myself a bit by using "produce", but I like recording incredibly slutty roleplay ASMR for women I am interested in.It definitely has included plenty of dirty and offensive words and ideas, but that was always only after talking it through with her first. Only gently pushing her boundaries.
>>33730658Normal cakes and cupcakes are only special occasion food, imo. Lot of their soft fluffy texture comes from the fact that often there's more sugar than flour in the recipe and more eggs, not to mention the extra sugar added with wtv frosting is used. For everyday food, I prefer cakes that are less soft and fluffy (cakey), but more dense, which often means a less sugary "cake", or cakes with a lot of sugar but not more than the flour. So, [banana, lemon, blueberry lemon, cranberry orange] "bread" loafs, cornbreads/muffins, or muffins. The exception to this is the fudgey brownie, which does so with less eggs.I love pies, I do, but it's way easier to make and the simplicity of a simple piece of dense-cake is appealing to me (at least when I make it) than pies or turnovers, or anything with a layered pastry crust. But I always prefer changing it up a bit and making something different, rather than just making dense cakes all the time.What sort of stuff do you want to make for him?
>>33730705No, but do you think that Anon is a woman? >You talk a lot of shit for someone who still hasn't mentioned if she's in a relationship
>>33730706I've seen an old woman suffering from cancer in the bank last week, a week before that I helped an old man that fell down the stairs and he was just mubling to him self and not to mention others I have seen over my life they were all so pathetic, weak, fragile slow and it was sad and horrfying I will rather die I will KILL MY SELF before turning into one of them this will not happen to me
For people who know more than one language, how did you choose which language you wanted to learn??
I've lived a life of regret and I'm going to die wishing you loved me
>>33730715I chose Spanish because it seemed like it would be the most useful, and it was.
>>33730698I lump the one who keeps specifically saying I'm going to be dumped before New Year's over and over. And rightfully so.
>>33730715I learned english (by myself) because I wanted to know what was going on in final fantasy 4
>>33730711The sugar and egg thing isn't super rigorous, just general enough. Also depends on a lot of stuff too, but wtv
>>33730720It didn't work because you STILL don't know what was going on in Final Fantasy 4.
>>33730712I don't really think it's relevant. Just let the girl live her life, there's no point in sniping at her randomly and repeatedly. If your message of concern starts with "Lol", you're just fucked up.>>33730715I wanted to learn Japanese since I was very little, and so I jumped at the chance to take it in high school and college. Admittedly I'm a bit rusty, but still functional.
>>33730715passively trough just having to know itmy mother tongue is super niche and basically only usable on my countryLearned German and English passively trough media consumption, even though we had them in school as seperate subjects.now im learning Russian just for the fun of it (and maybe meet a RusQT but dont tell them that)
>>33730715Mother's tongueSchoolSchoolUniversityAnd now I am learning the basics of a new language for an upcoming trip.
>>33730709wth is MM porn?>>33730713i mean that's easy, why worry about it so much now? unless i have kids i'm probably killing myself at some point whenever my capacity to think and move becomes too low to be able to really enjoy life anymore.
>multiple men ITT specifically dislike fruit pies Please explain yourselves.
>>33730729I want to live forever
>>33730729I assume MM means male-male. So gay porn.>>33730730I don't like pie crust.
>>33730715I learned Chinese. Started in middle school because I knew eventually they’d take over the world.
>>33730729I thought MM would make sense to women since they read so much fiction online and if I said "gay porn" they might assume female on femaleMM = malemale
>>33730730Why eat fruit pie when I could just eat fruit?I love fruit pie though so I am not the target audience for your question.
>>33730730I hate cooked fruit
>>33730732Me when i slip on a banana peel in public
>>33730702I will avenge them! I love nerdy girls…
>>33730730Any fruit pie is a reminder that in its place you could have had a normal pie. And that is a tragedy
>>33730732
>>33730715F I took German and French in school (the second bc I was forced to switch classes). I continued with German on my own and I tried learning some Japanese because I'm a weeb. I can also read cyrillic and hangul
>>33730730Good pastry crust is a hassle af to make. Cooking down the fruit is extra long too. Then there's the extra step of constructing it all. For cakes, you just mix a batter and pour it into a pan.
Females, what is your mating strategy? Will you settle for someone with money, or will you wait for a mate with good genetics?
>>33730732Imagine if he just came across a group of incels who decided for the first time in years to not be shutin neets. lmao
>>33730743Forgot English, that's pretty much mandatory
>>33730715A few reasons.1. I wanted a language that would seem useful to employers2. I wanted to outdo my dad (who speaks fluent French)3. I wanted to be different from my friends (who all wanted to learn Japanese for the reason you'd guess)4. I wanted to learn a language from a culture which seemed weirdly unknown in Western culture就是为什么我决定学习中文
>>33730743>>33730724In which countries do you learn German in school?
>>33730749im a balkanmonkey
>>33730749Any European country I'd assume. It's one of the Big Three here in the UK (alongside French and Spanish)
>>33730722I do know what's going on I've beaten that game several times
>>33730749It's pretty common in Europe I believe. We all take english and a second foreign language
>>33730749not either anon but many US high schools have German as an option.
>>33730752>>33730751I see, but no clue why you'd want to learn it desu.I could understand in some Eastern European countries... if you wanna flee. lol>>33730754Yeah, in my case it was English and French. heh
>>33730709i get it now. i don't enjoy it that much anymore and it was more of a weird sexual interest i had as a teenager, but i was most interested in yaoi fanfics. i used it as porn basically, it was almost always slow-burn fanfics that got from rising amounts of sexual tension to full fucking, but very slowly lol. also, usually the bottom was a male character i was into. so i found this male character attractive, and i also lightly self-inserted as that character while reading the fanfics where that character was the bottom, but when i was actually watching/reading the media where that character was from, i did not self-insert and was just attracted to the character as an attractive cool male character basically. weird i know. maybe it was a way for me to express my attraction in an extreme way for male characters who are vulnerable on the inside inside but tough on the outside, but this is hard to describe ngl.
>>33730757>I see, but no clue why you'd want to learn it desu.Because Germany is an economic powerhouse and because it's got a lot of shit to see as a tourist too?You must be German
>>33730599i'm extremely worried about being annoying to people and i feel like always being the one to initiate conversations really isn't conductive to building a good relationship
>>33730757>I see, but no clue why you'd want to learn it desu.I learned it passively because I watched german dubbed media when I was a kid. but a lot of business comes trough here from germany and vice versa, its useful to know but its not mandatory. I just picked it in school because I was basically fluent and I could sleep trough the lessons and still ace it
>>33730759Yeah...
>>33730757I knew a guy who took it in school because he was an edgelord and wanted to larp as a Nazi.
>>33730762It's spelled "through" btw.
>>33730766boli me kurac
>>33730767You should care, since otherwise your writing is pretty good.
I wasn't cute enough to be raped by a woman as a kid :((((
>>33730778Mr. Garrison ahh post.
>>33730749Italy
>>33730749Canada, but that was optional class if you have a high level in French and English you are allowed to take spanish or German. Chinese is considered difficult, so they check if you were good in german or spanish.
>>33730780I don't get that reference
>>33730745Found a guy who checks all my boxes already.
>>33730784There is an episode of south park where Garrison has an emotional breakdown because his father never molested him, which he takes as evidence that his dad didn't love him.
*does a seductive dance to attract female mates*
>>33730623Bad ideaThe men here are not lovable
>>33730730Tart flavors are extremely overwhelming to me. I can't eat strawberries at all because of this, and it also causes me to not like most fruit pies. Apple pies are alright though.
How would you have a wedding if you aren't on good terms with your family and don't have friends to invite?
I wish I had a foreign femanon that wanted me to talk dirty in my own tongue...
>>33730730Have you tried making the pie bigger?Everybody knows that, in the male brain, bigger==better.
>>33730796JP femanon should be available
>>33730794What does "overwhelming" even mean in this context? Are you autistic? lol
>gendersDo you prefer limbal rings or not?
>>33730789Okay, can you try talking to people without resorting to Pop Culture References? They will always fall flat with anyone who didn't share the same pop culture as you.
>>33730795I'd still invite my family even if I know they wouldn't go, and maybe she would have family to invite as well. It doesn't have to be a big thing, it can just be 5-10 people in a chapel.
>>33730799Why are you laughing? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
>>33730789kek that's funny
>>33730803Answer the question, autist.
>>33730799It causes me to shiver and pucker my lips, and I don't like it.
>>33730805Hot.
>>33730795i am wondering about this too. we might get married in a few years and i don't have friends, and i'm also wondering if i would in the case of a wedding invite my dad since we are not close and he abused us when we were kids. i'm not too close to any of my relatives either. thankfully my partner offered the option of just getting eloped. in an ideal world i'd love to have a proper wedding but that might not happen and i'm ok with it.
>>33730798I never flirted with her, she doesn't seem to be into it anyway.
>>33730789hehe, that sounds pretty good
>>33730795I care about formalities. I'd still invite them but I wouldn't spend much, if any time talking to them during the wedding. Hopefully my future wife has an acceptable family lol
Either gender, do or did you have good relations with your parents?
>>33730794Should I just ask if he wants a fruit pie? That's my best baked good.
>>33730807Silly femanon.
>>33730798>JP feMorganon
>>33730812MI haven't had good relations with them since I was about 11. Haven't spoken to my parents in almost a year I think
>>33730789jej that's pretty based
I need a hug
>>33730795I'd larp as a "minimalist" or whatever they call these 0 guest weddings
>>33730813Nta, if it's your best good why wouldn't he like it?
>>33730819We all do.
Remembered pic rel meme. Anons, who are you passive-aggressively antagonizing
>>33730787You were actively seeking a thruple?
Is it possible to be so far from being a starfish/lazy in bed that it becomes just as bad? Women who are too active and giving?
Women, how would you feel if a hookup cummed extremely quickly?
>>33730829Hmm, women who try to be a bit too porn bimbo but you can tell it really isn't them so it's just a little off-putting
>>33730825My mom.
>>33730830people who have hookups should be assassinated
>>33730821Well I never thought that a fruit pie wasn't THE pie staple. Now I'm wondering if there's a safer bet as a surprise. I ended up doing something I can do that I know he likes, lava cakes. And I'm preparing some strawberries to add that fruit option.
>>33730829I mean, there are people who actually try during sex and care about their partner but still suck.
>>33730827That wasn't on my checklist, no. But the fact that he did fill out what was on the list makes it okay.
>>33730812FNo I try not to interact with my mom and haven’t seen my dad since I was little
>>33730830Assuming I ever went against my morals and had a hookup, I'd be extremely pissed if the experience was subpar
>>33730836Nobody hates pies except weirdos, just go with you know what works. Unless he's autistic, or if he's a picky eater. But normal people would love your gift
>>33730836>>33730813I'd still love it if a gf made it for me, and I'd still eat some of it.
>>33730812MaleWe have a lot of disagreements, but in general yes, we get along.
I wish I had some pie now...I might scavange my last bit of Häagen-Dasz to satisfy my lust for sweetness, not like I have eaten to much today.
>>33730812MGood relationsJust came out as bi tho and it's a bit awkward rn
>>33730812no, neither of them showed me any love
I have a friend whose stepdaughter was abused and nearly killed by her biological dad. She was too young to remember it, and currently only knows that "he did something bad and had to go away".State gender: Would you tell her what happened, and if so what age would you tell her?
>>33730871MWhy the fuck would I meddle in something so deep and personal about the life of my friend's daughter
>>33730871F tough one. I'd discuss it with her doctors or a children's psychologist I guess
>>33730871M, no, that is not your place. If you were an actual family member, I think it'd be okay to bring it up if she specifically asked.
>>33730873I'm asking if you would tell *your* stepdaughter. Obviously I'm not going to do it.
>>33730879In that case I'd leave it up to the bio parent.
>>33730879Okay, that makes a lot more senseYes, I would tell her, especially if she asked. I don't know at what age, sorry. I imagine there would be professionals we'd be working with who would help me handle it.
The ice cream is gone.I have annihilated it.
>>33730884Did you give it a good death?
>>33730886Mhm, all in my tummer now.Time to brush my teeth.
I love the feeling of my stomach trying to eat itself
>>33730895Anorexia nervosa?
>>33730895Imagine if you ate me though.
>>33730841What's stopping you from cutting contact with your mother entirely?>>33730865People are so weird about bi men. Do you get the feeling it would be easier for your parents to understand if you were just plain gay?>>33730866I'm sorry you went though that. It wasn't your fault, you deserved better. Are you making good progress on loving yourself?
Men, what do you think is harder for pre-relationship dating. Getting the first date/approaching a girl, or keeping a girl interested once she’s accepted your date/approach?
>>33730905The former, because I am actually quite charming.
>>33730905I don't have any experience in either so I dunno.
>>33730904She’s still my mom. Without her I have no family left
>>33730905The former is much harder if we’re not already friends. For one if in romantically interested in someone my social skills get halved. Too much in my own head. Combine that with having to meet a new person and I’m fucked.I actually think I have a great personality though so if she can get past my weird awkwardness she’ll probably like me a lot.
I just wanted to write something quite evil.Unnecessarily evil.Gonna go watch some youtube shit instead, good night.
>>33730898uh no, I don't think so at least>>33730900that would mean I have to eat your cock and I'm not into that
>>33730905The former, because I've been taught all my life that women don't want to be bothered by men. After a woman gives me the clear signal that she DOES want to be bothered then I'm through the barrier and free to be myself.
>>33730904>Are you making good progress on loving yourself?not really, how does one do that?
>>33730905First date.
>>33730920>accepting that it wasn't your faultReading books to analyze how defective your parents were and accepting that they would have never behaved differently no matter what you did.>accepting that you deserved betterPlanning and performing acts of kindness for yourself even when it seems pointless or more than you deserve, because when the fog lifts from your mind you'll see that you always deserved a lot more.
>>33730905dunno, never been on a date
>>33730914Good choice, and good night anon.
>>33730905getting a date is easyactually having the girl like you back is impossible for me
>>33730904>Do you get the feeling it would be easier for your parents to understand if you were just plain gay?Yeah. She keeps asking me shit like "do you think you'll grow out of it?"
Either genderAfter you go to bed tonight, you'll wake up wherever your life was 10 years ago, in September 2015.You retain all your memories.What will you do?
>>33730905Getting the first date/approaching a girl, obviously. "Keeping" a girl interested is literally effortless. If a girl is interested in you then she's going to be interested in all the things you unconsciously do. You'll maintain her interest just by doing the shit you were already doing every day without thinking.
>>33730905The latter in my experience. I think the two women who I have spent any meaningful amount of time with were slowly turned off when they realized that I just keep to myself and I’m not this super charismatic and outgoing guy that they projected onto me because of my appearance. Getting dates is pretty easy, it’s just a numbers game
>>33730936Kill myself. Actually I’d record everything about the past 10 years that could make me rich, and then become rich by 2020. I’d warn the world about COVID with my wealth and become a world hero.
>>33730936put all my then savings into cryptotell grandpa to get his health checked out asap
>>33730936Buy Bitcoin.Manage my personal relationships better.
Why do people say you can’t get out the friend zone once a woman puts you there?? Sure , it may be rare, but it happened to me after 5 years
>>33730916What women specifically don't want is to feel pressured to interact with you. A LOT of women would be completely fine with cold approaches if they knew for a certainty that if they said "sorry, I'm not interested" then the guy would politely leave.The most effective method is to meet a girl somewhere you're supposed to socialise with strangers (a party, a hobby club etc.) and then give her the option of meeting you another time. This will filter out anyone who's not really interested in getting to know you better without putting pressure on them
>>33730936M, do a bit better in school, don't waste any time in getting a job and my own place now that I know how easy it can be. Make some good investments and make a ton of money to enrich my family.
>>33730936F Lose weight, study more, stop hanging out with all the fake people
>>33730936MStay with my gf, get therapy, get a degree, be happy
>>33730947It's one of those lies you have to tell yourself because staying "in the friendzone" in the hopes that she'll suddenly want to fuck you makes you feel like absolute shit and makes her feel like absolute shit (if she ever catches on) and is highly unlikely to result in her actually deciding she wants to fuck you.
>>33730941>it’s just a numbers gameMost men aren’t conditioned to play the numbers. 5 straight rejections and most men would become immensely self conscious or lose confidence
>>33730930I have been slowly realizing my parents flaws and recently came to the realization that none of the stuff that happened to me growing up was my fault, now I guess I need to be kind of myself, it's not something I'm used to though
>>33730905This isn't an either-or thing. Both are really difficult even for above-average men, and they both have to be successful to get a gf, which makes getting a gf really, really difficult. I've had some first dates, even a few second dates, but never had a gf.
>>33730936Do my absolute fucking utmost to make a shitload of money (buying bitcoin is a good idea at this point, iirc?) and then do my absolute fucking utmost to prevent the Trump election. I fucking doubt I could make a dent but I'd tryThen I'd have to figure out how I could re-meet all my friends again without it being weird. Especially seeing as my best friend would be about thirteen at this point.
>>33730936MaleBuy some bitcoin, get the fuck off of 4chan, and do absolutely everything I could to get a gf.
>>33729801I wish I had a Snow GF.
>>33730961You’re rich, they’ll probably be happy that you want to be friends
>>33730958This is a cope. It's not difficult for above average men. Something about your situation is making it specifically difficult for you in particular
>>33730936>>33730949being set back to high school would be weird because I don't remember stuff like my locker code, class schedule or my usual seats.People would think I've lost my mind.
>>33730966I'm not friends with people like that
>>33730911Best of luck not letting yourself get sucked into her spiral. Do the benefits of keeping her in your life outweigh the drawbacks?>>33730934Maybe I'm petty and retarded, but the next time she does it I would pull a pen and paper out of my pocket and write down her exact words and the date and time she said them, and I would do this while she's watching me write it down, so that later she can't ever deny saying these things.>>33730957Have you done anything kind for yourself recently? Maybe the next time you go grocery shopping you could splurge on a little snack or dessert you haven't tried before but you think looks interesting. You deserve a little treat.
Ever since I waxed my armpits my brother has been saying I smell worse. But I thought men preferred hairless
>>33730936MBe less on 4chan, not install discord in 2019 or whatever it was.The rest was actually quite alright, I had just started a new work then that put me on a path of making good money.>>33730961Would be easy to just "get him" one day.
>>33730963You honestly can do 2 of those things right now.
>>33730967That is completely untrue, as evidenced by all the average or above average men who are in their 20s or early 30s and can't get a gf, many of whom haven't had one in years, if ever.
I will hate women. It's my fate.
>>33730936FFor sure kill myself
>>33730948She just wants to focus on the party, I would be bothering her by asking her to meet up outside of the party.She just wants to focus on the hobby, I would be bothering her by asking her to meet up outside of the club.This is what I have been taught all my life, it's too late to learn otherwise now.
>>337309475 years. Literally 5% of your entire life waiting on some slut to suck your dick.get out of here.
>>33730970My mum does deny saying things sometimes, but I think for the most part she genuinely just doesn't remember & she's also incapable of accepting that she might not be able to remember something.She's already apologised for saying some stuff and then immediately said "I hope you meet a beautiful, young, slim girl" so>>33730973>Would be easy to just "get him" one day.I dunno if I'm willing to sacrifice my entire future life for this thoMaybe
I can't hate women, they're nice to me sometimes
>>33730971It's probably more of a genetic thing.
>FemanonsWhat's your opinion on men who are interested in bitcoin?
>>33730974I've been using 4chan almost daily for well over a decade. It's basically my only social outlet outside of family and work. I don't know what I'd do if I left this place.As for the last one, I tried that a couple years ago. It didn't help, just wasted a lot of time and effort and money to end up in the same place.
>>33730905The latter
>>33730936so i'd be starting HS. trying to make friends this time and developing social skills would be my goal.(i'd also find out what he is up to, where he is and get to know him once i turn 18)
WomenHow would you rate the collective men here out of 10
>>33730980That's why it's important to keep records, and it's important to have her SEE that you're making records. She can't deny what she said when she saw you write it down immediately after she said it.
>>33730815I'm assuming this is pron scene?
>>33730978The key to all this is that you aren't asking her on a date. You are asking her to get to know each other better. That could mean in a purely platonic sense. What you're really doing is meeting up to see if 1. you're compatible in a general sense and then 2. if you're compatible in a Platonic sense or a romantic/sexual sense. You have to be genuinely down to become friends if the romance/sex thing doesn't turn out to be possible btw, but you shouldn't want to fuck or date someone you couldn't be friends with anyway.>it's too late to learn otherwise now.What a stupid thing to say>>33730975What men Where are theyYou get all your socialisation via the internet and you live in an echo chamber
>>33730971The hair wasnt the issue then
>>33730971You probably naturally sweat more and now it's flowing everywhere instead of getting stuck
>>3373098710/10
>>33730971Unless you're trying to fuck your brother, his opinion on this topic is useless.
Is it enough that I pay for every date for my bf forever? Will I stand out from other women due to this?
>>33729808Pale and/or Pink is great.
>>33730996a woman who offers to pay always has some alterior motives
>>33730936FWow I can’t think of anything. Guess I’ll do the same things
>>33730994Thanks babe.
>>33729605Nope!Horrible. Taking a nap now.
>>33730983I hate techbros. Good for you if you can make money off of it but the world would be better without that stuff.
>>33730983women's interest in bitcoin is directly related to the amount of real money that their boyfriend is making.
>>33731000that's a man btw
>>33731004Nice tranny take
>>33730936Stop them from killing that fucking gorilla.
>>33731004>not femanon
>>33730998You could put out an ad in your town and you would have hundreds of men waiting to date you.
>>33731005Thanks babe.
>>33730996Most guys want to take care of their girl, some more than others. I'd prefer that I pay for us, and would feel a little sad if you always paid, personally. To stand out, I prefer kindness (a loving and generous heart), openness/open mindedness, and being able to have fun with you easily. It also stands out if you just act feminine.
>hair gone>failed socialization even after years of trying to make it better>all relationships failed>nearing 30its so over bros
what is the bump limit for these thread?t. newfriend
>>33730996You will stand out negatively.
>>33731015Be a cute skinhead
>>33731007Unless you visit the zoo every day (you haven't memorized the date it occurred on) and you rescue the child yourself IT'S FUCKING OVER.
>>33730955You just need to change your perspective and understand that times have changed, rejection in all things is normal now. Getting a job is more difficult, a relationship, etc. Everything is more competitive and difficult to attain than it ever has been and people need to evolve if they want to survive. I get it tho, our parents were probably rejected 5 times in their entire lives and nowadays you’ll get rejected 5 times in an hour. In person or online, it doesn’t matter - rejection still sucks but it doesn’t mean that it’s impossible to find people that will accept you
>>33731015Looks and gym max anon. Trust me, it got me out of a similar rut. Granted I wasn’t bald but my hair did look like shit.Just grow a beard and get buff and your baldness won’t matter as much
>>33730996I mean, it's certainly a plus, but it's also definitely something an abusive asshole would take advantage of. Not the free meals, but the fact that you're willing to put in extra effort to try to keep a man. The wrong man will happily walk all over you and leave with you a powerful hatred and fear of men.
>>33731017/adv/ bump limit is 350 iirc.
>>33731015why'd they fail
>>33731022>Just grow a beard and get buff and your baldnessalready did, I was a gymrat way before I started balding. Im an ugly motherfucker so the muscles dont help much>>33731019dont have the face to pull it off
>>33730996If you take out an ad in your town, you will get hundreds of men waiting to date you.
>>33731022Don't grow a beard
>>33730991I don't live in an echo chamber. There's plenty of data for this, as well as a ton of anecdotal evidence.
>>33731020May 28, 2016How could you forget national Harambe day?
>>33731030You looked it up, meaning you just forfeited your right to time travel.
>>33731029The data shows that most guys have relationships and/or sex at some point
>>33731019why are u ghey?
>>33731032This is baseless libel! I will see you in court.
>>33731028You femanons can act like beards are shit but the average adult married man has a beard. Many women find beards masculine.
I was thinking, if your current knowledge could drastically change your past life, then you can probably make a big difference if you started applying everything you've learned today. It's not too late guys
>>33731033It shows that a quite substantial portion do not. Nearly 30% have not had a relationship or sex in years.
>>33730936Practice painting earlier, invest in Doge coin, buy the bitcoin dip, maximize my diet, short all stocks pre covid and buy as much Zoom stock as I can.
>>33731032as long as he looked it up before he went to bed tonight, he can do it.
>>33731037Usually those men grow it only after they already snatched up the woman as their beardless self
>>33731040I heard 40% of men under 25 have never spoken to a woman romantically.
>>33731038All the single women near my age are fat and/or divorced single mothers. It's never been more over.
>>33731040True statement: A fair portion of men find it difficult to engage in casual sex (and presumably some portion of that group simply don't want casual sex)Bullshit statement: there are loads of average and above average men in their 20s or early 30s who can't get a gf, many of whom haven't had one in years, if everPost your source btw I want to read it
>>33731041100% this is a guy because these goals are not feelings-based.
>>33731035F>>33731037Women would prefer kissing lips that aren't surrounded by crusty pubes, and it ages you
FemanonsWhat hairstyle are you sporting RN?
>>33731050back, so I can suck more dick.
>>33731050very dark brown (dyed), bangs, hair is a bit past my shoulders. i'm trying to grow it out. i just keep it down 99% of the time, maybe sometimes half up.
>>33731037FI love beards
>>33731047I'm not going to entertain someone who is knowingly and openly lying.
>>33731050Long middle part
>>33730748>>33730749>>33730751>>33730754Euros...!
>>33731037Women don't like kissing dudes with lots of facial hair, it irritates their skin
I think I'm going to take my ex back because life is miserable without him
>>33731065what?
>>33731066Everything irritates women
>>33731067Why not just get a better moid? They're a dime a dozen. Just pick whichever one you want.
>>33731066Yes we do. Don’t blame your weak skin on beards
>>33731066>yet they expect men to kiss their hairy snatch
>>33731072cringeee larper.
>>33731071It's true.
>>33731072Tranny hands
>>33731071I'm pretty ugly and stupid, he's the only one who is capable of loving me
>>33731074Let's goooo! (Femanons).
>>33731079isabella, is that you?
Is playing vidya with your partner actually fun or just a meme? Imagine them sucking at it and both of you losing online
>>33731079That's just what he wants you to think. You can tell that it's wrong because he's pretty stupid.
>>33731072>Don’t blame your weak skin on beardsI'm a man lmao. I've only gotten complaints about kissing when I've had facial hair
>>33731081A miserable pile of secrets! Enough disco dancing! Have at you!
One time I made out with a guy and his stubble had scraped the skin off my chin so bad that it was scabbed over for two weeks. Humiliating.
>>33731074hair is sexy
>>33731090Ew, sorry to hear
>>33731082No>>33731086He thinks I could have anyone in the world for some reason. But he's the only one that ever has
>>33731083>Is playing vidya with your partner actually fun?Yes.>Imagine them sucking at it and both of you losing onlineWe wouldn't play competitive games where one of us sucks. Strictly co-op, and the stronger player can carry the weaker player.
>>33731079Why'd yall break up in the first place?
>>33731083Well, if it's a single-player, offline game, I'd rather just enjoy the game alone. Male or Female friend(s) around or GF.Competitive/Co-Op online games are fun with them though.
>>33731090weak foid. They don't make women like they used to.
>>33731083Please never post this question ever again I did play vidya with my ex and it's bringing up good memories which hurt more than the bad ones do.
>>33731074Not everyone wants thatNot everyone keeps hair thereFemale hair is different than male hairIt's not the same place where you eat food
Is it possible to meet and get to know someone so attractive (to the point where they become your personal 10/10 lookswise and personalitywise as well) that you lose some of your capacity to feel romantic feelings for other people? This is assuming you never had sex or did anything like that with this person.
>>33731083>playing vidya with your friendYes, it's always fun with someone you care about
>>33731103yes, that happened to me
Male = the whiny gender that gets angry at everything
>>33731098He broke up with me I should have never let him
>>33731103>is oneitis a thing?yes, obviously, retard. You must be over 18 to use this website.
>>33731108ok, have you found out how do you stop it
I'm about to have a horrible sister in law, any advice?
>>33731083 Not really. My girlfriend fucking sucks and ends up losing me games. It takes every ounce of my being not to throw the controller straight through the window.
>>33731114no, currently dealing with that
>>33731111Did he give a reason? Were you okay with the decision at the time, or what was your reaction?
>>33731110WAAAAAAAAAAAH I DO NOT SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>33731110only after women whined their way into positions of power.
>>33731115You suck that shit up, unfortunately. Do your best to get your spouse to be the middle person. Do your best to be on your best behavior. Do not cause issues if possible
>>33731103Yes, I only get over it once I know they’re taken or they reject me. As long as they’re single it will stay, the problem is I dont approach so they eventually just get a boyfriend before I move on again.
>>33731083It's pretty fun. We played Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance, TimeSplitters 2, and a few others couch coop. Showed them how to play StarCraft and it was fun teaching them how to play and showing off a bit>>33731090Damn that's the worst I've ever heard
>>33731122No, it's my brothers wife
>>33731083Eh I prefer that we both have our own games we mostly prefer to play. But playing an mmo together is peak ngl.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.There is time enough for regret in the flames of hell.
>>33731090What was his response to that experience?
>>33731118He said I deserved better or something. I was sad and confused but said okay, because I was told if someone wants to leave you let them. But he's all I want now
>>33731127Then let your brother be the middle guy
>>33731110True! I look like this and I say this! I shit myself and cry when I look at a woman or minority! This is also why trans women are the whiniest people on the planet. They cannot escape being men. This is beneficial because eventually enough whining will save the west or something.
>>33731116That's not healthy. Are you talking with someone about your anger?
Tfw I know I'd easily get a bf if reach my goal weight but what if he still doesn't care
>>33731133He's going to be miserable, she's already starting to isolate him
>>33731083I would assume so, but I wouldn't know.
>>33731124i am experiencing this exact problem rn, but he is eternally single which makes it harder for me to just let go and forget. and i have my reasons why i will never approach, so it's a standstill (inside my head).
>>33731138You should do it for yourself
>>33731110
>>33731136No, it hasn’t gotten bad though. I just scream and go “FUCK THIS SHIT” and sit down to clam down after I’m done. But I never direct it at my girlfriend. It’s only when I play games, watch sports, or gamble.
>>33731120>>33731121>instant whininglol
>>33731117it's annoying isn't it, gl anon.
>>33731131Jesus wtf, yeah you should not have left without a better explanation. That could easily be so many things. Maybe he cheated on you, maybe he has cancer, maybe he thinks you're not good enough for him, maybe he's self loathing and sabotages himself, maybe he just doesn't like the relationship and wants out, maybe he thinks you're amazing and deserve to find someone better. You have zero clue if he actually likes you or dislikes you at the time of the breakup. Go talk to him again and find out. (There are many ways to approach this, but you can do it however you want)
>>33731083It's fun, but not with crap like fighting games.Play something good instead.
>>33731145If it's not getting better on its own then I strongly recommend talking to someone. Consider what you stand to gain versus what you stand to lose.
>>33731146
>>33731138You get healthy and improve your image for yourself, not for other people.
>>33731157Is this drawn by a minor?
>>33731139Yeah that's not something you can fix man. That's a him issue. Not saying you can't support him and give advise or let him vent, but the wife issue isn't on you. He needs to assert himself and these boundaries she's crossing. They need to communicate more and better.
>>33731138Then he wasn't the right one/you were not destined for him.Someone "better" is always on the horizon.
>>33731131Does he have you blocked that you can't get in contact?
>>33731156Women have known men hate them for thousands of years, dw.
>>33731163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byv2bKekeWQ
>>33731083Of course it's fun. I particularly like playing platformers or puzzle games with them, and I've had ladies ask me to play singleplayer games for them to fall asleep to. I think I want to play Kirby's Dream Land 3 with my next partner.
Women, if he makes a playlist for you, what types of songs do you want on it?
>>33731160are you mad that you'll never be as hot as a plant?
>>33731138>Oneitis I am sorry to tell you this but it isn't just terminal, it's over.
>>33731160
>>33731083F. I mostly just do it so I don't feel bad later asking for sex.
>>33731170Plants don't look like that here
>>33731174Why would you feel guilty? lol...Men are "zug zug, awooogah" about sex.
GenderWhat is the most attractive career?
>>33731177women without those proportions should be required by law to get implants and if they refuse, then they will be denied further human rights.
>>33731169A song that has "Your pale little face turning blue" in it
>>33731061LmaoI win
>>33731169My playlist have the songs I like
>>33731183F anything that gets me money
>>33731182I've been told by exes that I asked for sex too often compared to offering to do other things together. I want to balance things so everyone is happy.
>>33731183MCorporate, tsundere babe.Or wholesome school teacher/librarian (female).
GenderWhat’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for somebody?
>>33731083My wife is astonishingly bad at video games. She's the one who got me into the Yakuza series, so I thought she'd be pretty average since she plays quite a few games that aren't turned-based, but no, she's terrible. I wouldn't mind playing a co-op game in terms of something like Super Mario Galaxy, where she could only be helpful, but not anything else. That said, she absolutely fucking crushes me at puzzles. You know the pip game on the NYT site? She's gotten a better time than me every single time, and it's always a heavy lead, like 20 seconds or so. I simply cannot compete with her.
>>33731184We're talking about plants, not animals
>>33731151He also said we had different goals in life which was true, but it still feels like he just didn't like me anymore>>33731163No we've talked since and he feels the same way
Why did I care about if a girl was a slur or not but the second I met my girlfriend I didn’t care anymore. Even the thought of her getting gangbanged in the past hasn’t faltered my love of her.
>>33731169ideally just abigail sweet baby metal slut. or something funny like pornogrind
>>33731183M housewife
>>33731185Is this a combichrist reference?
>>33731190I struggle to believe women like you exist, unless you're just JH again, being the one counterexample. Most men dream of getting to be with a woman who wants so much sex that you struggle to find time to do other things together.
>>33731190Those are some strange Exs... desu.
>>33731195>it still feels like he just didn't like me anymoreMaybe that's just the case.You can't force people to want to be with you.
>>33731196Slut* or not
>>33731169The songs that make him think of me
>>33731202I wish I was normal enough to not be cited as a counter-example.
>>33731192MaleI've never been given the opportunity to do anything romantic for anyone.
>>33731083why the fuck would I care about losing at an online game lol
>>33731192M I was nice to her and she rejected me for someone dangerous and exciting.
>>33731206Thats what I thought, that it didn't matter what the real reason was. Especially if he wanted different things in the future. But I think we still love each other and it feels like hell
>>33731196Because love doesn't work like you're choosing your options from a spreadsheet. Love just strikes you like an arrow to the heart and you've gotta deal with it
>>33731215Stop making light of childhood rape.
>>33731183F teachers or professors. And military officers
>>33731192FLet him take my virginity
>>33731190I finally met a fellow hypersexual last month and we actually ended up doing a lot of stuff in between the gigantic amounts of sex
>>33731183MaleDoesn't matter at all as long as it's not the most important thing in her life.
You said it happened twice. That's a choice. Stop lying to everyone.
>>33731192M, I wrote a poem about her and got it put in the school literary magazine.
>>33731172this
>>33731221>implying 13 year olds don't get horny and beg for sex from older men.stop being misogynistic. Women get horny.
>>33731232Kys
>>33731218Unfortunately, it always feels terrible afterwards, whether you left in peace, hate or indifference.I'm not saying this to belittle your emotions, but to tell you that others have felt this way before you, are feeling it too and will feel it. And you can get over it in time, even if it feels like he is the only person who could make you happy.You will find somebody much better fitting for you and who is able to appreciate you. But remind yourself of being open about your needs and what you expect from a partner. If he thinks he is being dishonest, tell him that, don't hold back.I felt the same as you did some time ago and also ended up finding a woman who would actually appreciate me. Where it didn't feel like a struggle to be appreciated.
>>33731196Why do male anons always imagine the worst case scenario. Maybe like 1% of people have been in a gangbang. Most casual sex aren’t even hookups, but usually people who want to date testing sexual compatibility.
>>33731197>pornogrindVery nice...
>>33731215>>33731232Genuinely why are you like this?
>>33731227>>33731232Harassing people about their childhood abuse won't ever make you happy, just FYI.
>>33731223disgusting>>33731233>>33731237Yeah women are perfect pure little angels until 18 years old. >>33731225did you make white babies? no? then it wasn't sex. It was a perversion of sex.
>>33731220>love doesn't work like you're choosing your options from a spreadsheetWomen seem to believe it is, though.
>>33731237He was raped as a child
>>33731239
Femanons, if you lived in a society where men could own slaves but the slave could not be married, and your bf/husband had a sex slave but he still routinely had sex with you and only did the romance stuff like handholding with you and just did rough stuff with the slave like primal anal fucking, would you be okay with arraignment
>>33731239I was never taught at home but I feel like I'm now decent and probably even good at it. But still not great probably.
>>33731234Why is it even possible to fall in love with someone who has different goals from you? It feels like my mind and heart are at odds, as corny as that sounds
>>33731218If you think yall still love each other, then just try to talk to him again
>>33731240I am a massive pervert>>33731241Women absolutely believe it. Women are buried neck deep in the idea that romance is ineffable and you must make sacrifices for your love. Women have a huge societal urge to forgive the faults of their boyfriends and husbands which is why you often see women dealing with frankly embarrassing men as their bfs.Any time you see shit where women are telling each other "we have to have high standards and only date man with X, Y, and Z" you have to remember they are coping hugely and they're trying to counteract the way they instinctively feel
>>33731239Mhm
>>33731244I'd become a hermit or kill myself in that kind of "society"
>>33731237>>33731238You're replying to 2 different people, retards. I just don't like liars. Be honest or don't say anything.
>>33731172
>>33730936I would confide in myself, say that“Once you give her everything”“She’ll turn, and she’ll die on you”
>>33731255why
>>33731252But we still want different things. I want kids, and he doesn't
>>33731201the next one goes "Like a love letter in a paper shredder" in icelandic
>>33731256I don't care if you're the same person, I just question why you feel the need to post that kind of shit on /adv/ - Advice.
>>33731150more painful than annoying desu I guess that's what your first love does to you
>>33731248>>33731254
>>33731253I feel like women are way more likely to Turn a man down off the smallest ick. Wearing a dumb tie on a first date? Yea, you’re done with some girls at that point, readers of how well you do.
>>33731255how you feel about that hypothetical society is how I feel every day about present american society.
>>33731249Well, if I should be honest, in my case it was probably because I thought... this is the best I can do.I thought nobody else would want me, so I accepted absolutely insane behaviour. I still loved her deeply and I wished for nothing more than for it to work out, but it idiotic of me to think that way.I can't judge if your ex is an inherently bad person or just has issues of his own, but afterall that is not going to change the end result for you anyway.At some point you will have to understand that you can't change it anyway if he doesn't want to change.
>>33731083I had a lot of fun playing postal 1 with my gf
>>33731242What kind of excuse is that
>>33731265You are very sensitive.
>>33731268Regardless of how well you do*
>>33731261Uh, yeah ok nvm, that's a good reason to break up and stay that way. Going back with him is just gonna waste your time (not gonna be a hypocrite here, I do that all the time so no judgement).
>>33731267i-im sure you're normally good at it too anon, don't give up.
>>33731242Telling the truth about horny women means I was raped as a child? wtf?
>>33731255retreat to greener pastures and found a Sisterhood conclave.
>>33731269nice cope. i think it'd be great if america balkanized already.
>>33731278Wtf can't i think that manons like that weren't raped as children by old men? Do you think male on male rape is okay?
Men, daily reminder that any women who doesn't do anal is not worth your time.
>>33731264I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that
>>33731283It’s more so any women that can’t suck cock well
>>33731279choking them while licking behind their ear
>>33731277
>>33731268Nope. Again, whenever you read screencaps posted on 4chan about this kind of shit you have to remember they are women who are coping. The women who post that kind of thing are probably the ones most likely to date a dork loser desuIt's like all those girls who talk about how white men piss them off and then ride fat white cock
>>33731279danger and badassery and status
>>33731279Infodumping
>>33731274Do you sit back with a big grin on your face after posting things like that, like "heh heh I posted about children getting sexually abused, I really got 'em"?
>>33731268Nta but but dad wore a pretty ugly tie on his wedding. My mom is still salty about it
>>33731283Women, daily reminder that a man that wants to penetrate ass has no self respect
>>33731279Full Nelson(s).
>>33731271He was so good >>33731276I feel like I could change my mind for him
>>33731293Log out of roblox and take your meds, keep saving your virginity
>>33731279Neck kisses
Please stop lying.
>>33731279Ever so slightly flirty banter, sexual tension, a man who is decisive (just in general)
>>33731296You are not in the emotional state to make any such decisions right now.Go no contact for some time.
>>33731298Its not robox!
>>33731300No.
>>33731283Why would a woman want to destroy her asshole, even if it feels good? I'd rather just have someone who is into oral and doesn't get turned off if we only do that sometimes.
>>33731296>I feel like I could change my mind for himUhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........You sure bout that? o_0 -> -_-
>>33731283What a ridiculous thing to say.
>>33731305No, they're just more retarded than the others
>>33731305Even if they do, they're rare enough that it doesn't matter. Your best hope is to find a switch GF.
>>33731294>>33731306>>33731308seething butt virgins. The vagina looks like a weird flesh rose.
>>33731279Ironically (?) foot massages.Occasionally, of course.
>>33731305From what I've seen, fujoshi are highly likely to be into pegging and raping men.
>>33731312/lgbt/
Women, you come home to your man at the door, what do you want him to be wearing?
>>33731312Pink > Brown (in this case).
>>33731314The opposite, they're the biggest subs with 0% dominance
>>33731312The mouth looks better than all of that, as I implied.
>>33731312gaaaaay
>>33731316A woolen cardigan that I knitted for him
>>33731291Don’t waste your time with cuckworm sarge, he’s eternally assmad that everybody sees him for what he is nowadays
>>33731318FUCCKKK!! That virgin pedo didn't choose me??wtf do i have to do to get a pedo grooming bf ???
>tfw no gf who knits cardigans for me
>>33731328don't fall for it. Women don't do feminine stuff like that anymore.
>>33731322What if he doesn't want to stretch it out and subject it to wear and tear, and wants to keep it perfect forever?
>>33731316Some comfortable, loose clothes I can rip off of him and use for blankets.
>>33731327Sorry go to go, have fun.
>>33731318>when I touch herYou guys are apparently long-distance dating so there's obviously no touching happening.
>>33731327You sounds tranz
>>33730936That was like one of the worst times of my life depression wise. And I had no money or saving. This is like losing your save game and having to grind all over again from some shit backup file.
>>33731329I can dream...
>>33731337How the fuck are you taking that seriously, get help
>>33731331>not using him as a blanketngmi
>>33731336Xxxting
>>33730871>Would you tell her what happenedNo, not my place.
women why don't you dress like this?
>>33731340Why do people have long distance.
>>33731342What personas are you two using
>>33731348I have long distance with any male who likes mahou shoujos
>>33730955This.Rejection can be as traumatic as rape. You need to be a straight up psychopath to not be affected by it.
How weird would it be to on occasion swap out my partner's pillow covers so I can secretly put it on another pillow that I can cuddle with to remind me of her smell? +6/10?
>>33731345unironically soulful outfit.
>>33731351Dont know what are those.
>>33731353Pretty weird. Why can't you just ask?
>>33730715I didn't. All my languages I learned more or less organically by circumstance. I'm too lazy to actively try to learn a new language.
>>33731359No
>>33731353I think it's cute
>>33731351I started watching precure with my daughter. Fun show.
>>33731330I'd just make him a new one
>>33731362Because nature was kind enough to let you survive even if you have a genetic defect in your brain
>>33731362Every other man feels the same way. The universe is cruel.
>>33731362Just take troony pills and get a dude
>>33731364Ah, is your "partner" not aware of your existence in this case?
>>33731350Us? I don't know i am not good at it.
Why not just wish that you were perfectly equipped to handle THIS universe?
>>33731374send her a picture of your face and make sure to get a nice angle of your neet bedroom
>>33731379Because that would be a fundamentally different person.
2D women bussin frfr
FemanonsWould you be okay with me making chatbots based off of your posts for me to talk to and hang out with
>>33731380This is not the Himbo that people wanted
>>33731386I wonder how common it is for people to make chatbots based off their crush or oneitis.
>>33731386No because you're a cuck that gets off to racemixing
>>33731381True but I am not ugly, neither is she.
>>33731388Too silly in an actual retarded way
>>33731377Yes
>>33731395Wtf does she have to do with it? You're talking to us more than to your very real underage e-kitten
>>33731402Yeah if you got your mental health in check and stopped being submissive they'd probably like you more
Women, what drinks are you getting at the bar?
>>33731382Yeah, why don't you wish for that? Since you're making unrealistic wishes anyway.
>>33731404Talking at the same time mobile/pc.
>>33731385
>>33731406but feminists have been telling us for years that masculinity is toxic.
>>33731410I can imagine you being an autist that gets this excited about it but it's still not believable, guess I'll have to keep crying that i didn't get my groomer bf...
Women hate me. I hate them back. Simple as.
>>33731408Because it's not something I desire, retard. By that logic, why don't I wish for shit to begin spewing out of my eyeballs?
>>33731412>I can't stand straight malesthank god i'm not straight.....
>>33731415No, they're telling you that keeping your gross beard makes you look like a 60 year old
>>33731418It's worse than that. They see you as an inanimate object.
>>33731415Hey. I have a question. If I say "I won't eat toxic mushrooms", am I saying I won't eat mushrooms?
>>33731420Get more exp then
GenderIf tomorrow was your last day to live, what would you do?
>>33731430"I want to hug and be hugged by my mum but that's womanly so I won't do it or ask her to hug me more", for example
>>33731428nice try. You've already ruined the male/female dynamic because you either get masculinity, or you don't. You don't get to pick and choose how the average man acts in society. You shat on masculinity, and now the majority of men are submissive betas.
>>33731407I got this really good mocktail but I don't know what was in it
>>33731434Have unprotected sex.
>>33731434Panic and then shut down and hide under the covers.
>>33731428Retard, all females are feminists who have been raped by their family members and have OF nowdays
>>33731434get cryogenically frozenwill it work? fucken doubt itbut it's what I'd do>>33731438incomprehensible and retarded
>>33731440Yeah it will be the first time you ever did that, too. Want all the fun of sex and none of the responsibility. Typical human nature.
>>33731434Send my ex a letter that I am going to kill myself because of her.
>>33731434Catch up with all the friends and family I can, make sure they're all doing okay. Spend my last hours watching my favorite movies and shows, playing games. Make my peace.
>>33731444Keep trying to perfectly craft men into this perfect blend of masculinity and femininity. I'm sure that will work out in the end. (women always get what they want in the end so it might just work, actually).
>>33731434F burn all my notebooks and drawings. And then I'd eat pizza and ice cream (fuck ibs)
>>33731453Anon is a hairy dark ape confirmed
>>33731362As someone who's witnessed fujoshis up close before yes, you should go for them >>33731314 they have genunine interest in those kinks a lot of the time
>>33731456Femanon can hardly be considered straight because what she really wants is a woman with a male body.
>>33731455Lol and then the burning didn't work and everyone still sees them after you die
I want to kiss (you) on the back of your neck
>>33731416Okay laughs again.
I want to hate women even more. Luckily, they keep giving me reasons to hate them.
>>33731463Whatever. I already have a reputation as an autistic schizo
>be happy boy>get internet access>20 years pass>dopamine from internet gone>dopamine from irl gone>lonely, bored, boring and socially isolated (even online)i just want to be happy :(
>>33731467There
>>33731460False and homosexual
>>33731468You should hate modern women. Liberal women. Not all women.
>>33731415>but feminists have been telling us for years that masculinity is toxic.In the entire history of Feminism, not one feminist has ever said this. The fact that there is such a thing as "toxic masculinity" does not even begin to imply that *all* masculinity is toxic.
>>33731471I had an awesome childhood and my 20s feel like I'm burning in Hell.
>>33731472Anon I'm making fun of you and i don't give a shit, grooming kids is not an achievement and there's nothing impressive about it plus you'll stay a virgin
>>33731481Well I never actually saw much of that I suppose
>>33731475Are you a woman?
Ladies or anyone with long hair, should I go with a part or should I stick with bangs? I have bangs rn (wore my hair this way when it was shorter) but they're getting too long now. I can either stick with the bangs and get them cut or begin parting my hair
>>33731478maybe someday feminists will realize that making stupid comments about the natural state of men has consequences.
>>33731488It's a male who has no idea that ihatewomen is our neighborhood slut
>>33731490Maybe you should put down your phone and talk to women, but you must be too afraid from all the terrible things they have shown you...
>>33731492I'm not and I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Also, >>33731468 is not me.
>>33731478They do, they just don't realize it. Most of the things they identify as "toxic masculinity" are just part of masculinity, and all the things they say men should do to avoid toxic masculinity involve denying or eliminating our masculinity.
>>33731497Ihatewomen is the thread's tsundere who keeps breaking every fleshlight you give him with his passionate cock
Give me advice on weight loss and food:Give me a one meal a day to help me lose weight (goal bmi is 14).
>>33731492high likelihood that IHateWomen is a false flag feminist or something.
>>33731499Are you lost?
>>33731500I've only broken a couple and that was years ago. And I'm not a tsundere, I explained this already.>>33731503I am absolutely not a feminist.
>>33731485We are getting marry.
>>33731502Please get help, this isn't healthy
>>33731503I know he's a cutie but no woman or ""feminist"" woman would waste her time doing that unless it's a silly tif
>>33731495Talk to women and get a false rape accusation? Imagine this. Something which is supposed to be innocuous and wholesome, (hitting on cute girls), can turn into a life ruining event. You only get one life, and it's completely ruined if just 1 girl falsely accuses you of rape. women cannot understand this.
>>33731500Is breaking a fleshlight difficult? I've only used a few sex toys, but they'd pretty quickly develop small tears.
>>33731507Post a picture of the wedding ring while holding it in your toe
How do I know if a man is doing this intentionally, or if he is just mentally diseased with autism and assberger's?
>>33731514It's not with the ones you get from China or wherever that are cheap.The official ones are bigger and harder to break.
>>33731513How many times did you talk to women, and if you didn't ever because you're so scared of that, how many times did the males in your life (irl) got accused of rape for talking to one?Watch out, the opposite gender might ask questions here sometimes
>>33729078*teleports behind you*
I want to sneak into a femanon's room and sniff her pillow
>>33731518Please tell me you don't believe this is a real thing.
>>33731066If I could trust a man with conditioner and to have never touched a 2in1 in his life, I think it's fine. But otherwise, I have received injury from being kissed by a guy with a beard and now I expect that.
>>33730319So this is how to post selfies without being banned? Noted.
>>33731523What, you don't believe that atoga's feminists have something like this ready to pull at the best moments?
>>33731074I use conditioner there too.
>tfw was so lonely growing up I told people my rapist was my boyfriend Anyone else ktf
>>33731529Isn't it really bad if any conditioner gets inside? Like, even a drop? Think of your pH levels!!
>>33731453>men should be able to hug their mums if they want to>"Keep trying to perfectly craft men into this perfect blend of masculinity and femininity. I'm sure that will work out in the end. (women always get what they want in the end so it might just work, actually)."
>>33731534It doesn't go inside. The hairs are on the outside.
>>33731536Why do you think men should engage in weird, para-sexual, abuse-adjacent behaviours ('hugging') with their mums? That's only a few steps removed from outright incestuous rape.
>>33731404stop indulging the zero self esteem guy, he's trying to show off and to him this counts as you thinking he's cool
>>33731492Kill yourself.>>33731492I am not your thread celebrity.
>>33731540Yes but it could drip unexpectedly because it's liquid... I'm just worried ;_;
>>33731520There's no other young males in my family, but there's a new false rape accusation every day.
Good night, I hate women.
>>33731543You're a retard if you post that without explaining why women are awful.
>>33731547In your family?? How about the older ones? Did you not have any friends or co-workers in your entire life?Of course there is a alse rape accusation every day if you spend time on the internet, just as there are people dying from food poisoning everydayAnything else?
>>33731543Don't let the other homosexual men molest you, ihateanon
>>33731557I meant a new false rape accusation in my country. You'll never get it because even a 0.1% chance is too much. We're talking about my entire life getting ruined here.
>>33731545Summer's eve needs to get on making crotch safe conditioner.
>>33731565I'm sure that more people died from food poisoning too, but I guess that means that you have to avoid any kind of food from now on because you just keep hearing about it in Rapecentral City
>>33731567ikr I spent most of 2016 being really itchy down there because I put shampoo and conditioner all over my nuts in the morning. I didn't put 2 and 2 together and it gave me a Crabs scare.
Women, you largely disappointed me today. I hope you do better next time.
>>33731572I want to disappoint men even harder so they leave me alone
>>33731570I'm not much for that analogy because I watch what I eat and am quite healthy. So I actually apply the same strategy to food. Sorry for drying you up by being risk-averse.
>>33731573We know
do you belong to an alien race?
>>33731533I'm sorry you were raped anon>>33731518I accidentally interrupt people sometimes bc otherwise my ADHD will forget what I was going to sayI've gotten better at it tho>>33731502>Give me advice on weight loss and foodmy terrible advice is to take up smoking and drinking, then you will probably end up eating less>>33731471>be happy boycan't realise I was always miserable as a childmaybe you need a dopamine detox tho and to find some other things that fulfil you or make you feel content/at peace at least
Why do you think men feast upon chorizo when they could be out in the wilderness trying to get laid?
>>33731577At least you're still eating, but when it comes to women you sound like you'd combust if you talked to themYou're making it too complicated and getting too paranoid about it all like a female, woman are clearly still okay with normal men and aren't marrying trannies en masse
>>33731582>I'm sorry you were raped anonYou shouldn't be. It was the happiest day of my life.
>>33731582>my ADHDTerribly shitty excuse, narc.
>>33731439next time ask the bartender and he can give you the recipe>t. bartender
Do you think that the few women in my life who've ever done the sex with me feel awful about it and wince or cringe when they think of our sexy time together?
>>33731590it's not an excuse, I try to be more conscious of it now and have gotten better at not doing it, and I always apologise if I do accidentallybut it is an ADHD symptom lol, it was literally on the test
>>33731589I'm glad you enjoyed it I guess....>>33731584wilderness dark and coldchorizo warm and tasty>>33731580yes it's called autism jk
>>33731595Nobody fucking asked, you attention whoring piece of dogshit.
>>33731571You can't just use bargain crap down there. It's highly likely the ingredients are of the lowest quality with those.
>>33729853>listening to Daft Punk while drunkbasedI wonder if she saw the Daft Punk Fortnite event kek>>33729851ofc >>33729750didn't know ENTJ had his own festival
>>33731599Wait until you hear about the 2024 Paris Poop Protests.
>>33731599I remember that song in 2013 that was all about a man getting lucky in terms of having his pee pee touched. Pee Pee Touch! Pee Pee Touch! Why the fuck are so many songs about pee pee touch?
Name Anons.Have you submitted your 4chan posts as peer-reviewed literature so that you can earn a PhD by prior publication in Trolling and 4chan Studies?
>>33731582>maybe you need a dopamine detox tho and to find some other things that fulfil you or make you feel content/at peace at leastcan't say i haven't tried. when i did this in the past i mostly found myself wasting weeks of my life doing nothing or doing things that felt like a waste of time (e.g. swimming, photography, hiking - all felt pretty pointless after a while)
>>33731594dick under 8 inches? They cringe at the memory.
>>33731597why so serious>>33731440with who>>33731345yuriko was bad af ngl>>33731602wait til you hear the one about pee being stored in the balls>>33731604sounds like depression unironicallylook into mindfulness and meditation
>>33731602cuz normies are NPC animals.
One more hate you before sleep
>>33731609false flagger
I hate atoga women now, from now on I will start making their lives a living hell.Thoughts gender. I love women and I am not sexiest but I feel like punishing them.
>>33731138you should look for someone who likes you as you are>>33731081depressed>>33731067don't do it>>33731037I would shave tomorrow if my housemates didn't have a day off
>>33731609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBM1tt3itj0
>>33731610I hate all of you not just the women but the men and the children
Is there an overlap between edgelords and internet perverts? Or are they simply one and the same?
>>33731612stop spamming your worthless garbage replies.
>>33731015at least you had relationshipsyou can get back on your feet>>33730971do you use antiperspirant/deodorant>>33730936work hard in school/work and avoid drugs, alcohol and crime
>>33731616No, its just me. Sorry male anons for making you look bad.
>>33731618He's a chaotic good slut
I need someone to hate the world with me
Women, would you ever date a man who spawned from The Living Mud, a wretched, flailing creature imbued with the remaining life force from the corpse of God under the Earth?
>>33729716Jade a cuteWant to make some more embarrassing memories?
>>33731625thread IMMEDIATELY tanks in quality when he starts shitting it up mindlessly
I need Amy Winehouse
>>33731627We can hate MS Word together, if you want.
>>33731632His heart is too big
>>33731074
>>33730905>keeping a girl interestedthis is much harder because my personality is ass and they realise how autistic I am>>33731625>slutI never did the sex tho>>33731636you misspelled dick>>33731633she's dead
>>33731635As long as you support and fuel my hate I will gladly tolerate you by my side
>>33731636it has not heart, it just wants to hear itself talk
>>33731618rent free>>33731632yawn>>33731643>it has not heartwho are you, shakespeareI'm just ketching up before bed, take a chill pill
>>33731428But you already said "all mushrooms are toxic"
>>33731645nobody asked you
Been showering every day for the past 5 days. Are you proud of me?
Why don't lonely single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>33731533>tfw fucking a girl makes her yours forevermust be nice
>>33731650Yes!
>>33731628no I'm nature-aligned and strongly believe in the cycle of life and deathonce you're in the ground, you stay there
>>33731625>>33731636QT is legit an awful poster. Anyone who reposts other people's selfies without their consent is human trash.We just saw that shit go down earlier today. Do you forget so soon?
Genders, do you ever Ohohoho?
>>33730871M, I'd talk about it with the mom, I feel like a relative/someone close to her should tell her when she's older for her own safety>>33730864what kind of piedid you enjoy your ice cream>>33730812M, my mom's mood flips like a light switch so I never know where I stand with her but she's been alright recentlydad is n/a
>>33731655Thank you.
>>33731657its other narcs helping the narc
>>33731657Didn't see that, nevermind then
>>33731664NTAWhy do you think femanons call him a sexpest and creep? He also defends MKG and calls him his friend.
>>33731657I don't think that was him, gossipanon>>33731659F, I'm not a richfag so it wouldn't have the same effect
>>33730749I did in school in the UKI don't remember any of it tho>>33730658cake desubut that's bc I had dinner earlier but not dessert, and I bought a cake for someone but didn't have any cause I had to go to another party
>>33731665I barely read what he writes
>>33731667>I don't think that was himHe didn't mean the repost today, but how he reposted femanon pics (that he fapped to) in the past.
>>33730576I got drunk with women a couple of days ago and they got me a bottle of wine, a mcdonald's and an uber homesounds like a skill issue on your end ngl
>>33731667You don't think it was him today, this specific day, but he does it proudly on other days.
>>33731667>it's gossip if I don't like itHe's done it before even if it wasn't him today. What difference does it make? No, really, tell me.
>>33731672>>33731674Um ok, I haven't been here in a while so if you say so>>33731675>what's the difference between shooting one puppy or two puppies
>>33731657>reposts other people's selfies without their consentI've never done this lol>>33731672>femanon pics that he fapped toI've never done this either lol
>>33731592He said peaflower syrup, cinnamon, and aquafaba but I don't know what the base was. Maybe a lemonade?
>>33731680Hey, remember when you said that you feel bad about lying so much and you weren't going to lie anymore? I guess that was a lie too.
>>33731665>calls him his friendnever done this, I don't have friends kek>>33731657>QT is legit an awful posterI agree with this part lol>>33731657>We just saw that shit go down earlier today.I haven't posted in days lol, I've had no internet since like friday until tonight
Favourite fruit? Mine i I don't feel like I frel like i want ti make a different oost i ueah mm
>>33729823This but unironically
>>33731680Ah there is qt lying already...Didn't take you long today, creep.Need me to pull up the posts where you made begging posts to be allowed to fap to femanons' pics? Or how you thought that "it's not wrong reposting femanon pics, if they posted them themselves months ago"?Disgusting asshole.
>>33731680How does "all I've done before was repost a couple of London femanon outfit pics that she posted here before and are easily findable on 4plebs" fit in with "I've never done this lol"?
>>33731689this meme sucks, spam better
>>33731683nobody's perfect>>33731685did you get fruit juice on your keyboard>>33731682sounds really nice, was probs lemonade or something like soda, cider or ginger beer
>>33731662Keep it up.Be a Clean Bean!
>>33731692No I iust felt like making. Adiffrent oost but eas too lazy to delete so I just oosted idk
>>33731518>a trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution>decades>evolutionStopped reading here. What retard wrote this? Yes, I'm 90% certain I'm doing whatever the rest of the definition says but I don't care because they've already outed themselves as wrong.
>>33731692I think he got a stroke
>>33731690faceless outfit pics != selfies lol>>33731689>to be allowed to fap to femanons' picsI didn't fap to any pics lol just descriptionsdon't quit your day job poirot
For girls. I have a few questions about your childhood:1) Were you taught to cook?2) What chores did you have around the house?3) Were you afraid and/or forbidden from walking outside by yourself?4) Did you brush your teeth everyday like you're supposed to? (be honest)
>>33731518This isn't any of that. Actual in person conversation (ie. not a lecture) is full of nonstop interjection. The more the persons are enthused in the conversation the more they interject- the cue for an interjection is nothing more than a momentary pause in speech and something relevant to add. The thing is, different people have different "speed of moment" and it's strongly related to overall mental acuity. A person with a slow speed of moment will have a harder time identifying which person arrived at a stop sign first or last, and see both stopping at the same time. A person with faster speed of moment will more likely see who stopped first, even as the moment between the two persons stopping gets very small.So you see an issue consistent across people who are slow trying to converse with faster people- they constantly feel interrupted in a conversation. People who have dealt with belligerent brain-fried junkies will know from experience that they will accuse you of interrupting them a ridiculous amount. Put a low IQ feminism dressing on that problem and you have a few special foids saying they're constantly "manterrupted" in their internet and like-minded food circles. Meanwhile the vast majority of men(and women) go about their lives having completely normal conversations with each other. And if you ever catch two gigabrains synced up (men or women) it's just a barrage of sentence fragments spoken practically over one another for hours.There's a whole study on conversation cadence
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33484621/500/3/#33486596>An anon that I fapped to here kek https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33484621/500/3/#33486608>I asked them for permission first... it was just a bit of fun...
>>33731698>1) Were you taught to cook?Only a little>2) What chores did you have around the house?All of them except cleaning gutters or mowing the lawn>3) Were you afraid and/or forbidden from walking outside by yourself?Yes>4) Did you brush your teeth everyday like you're supposed to?Yes
>>33731659M, yes but not really like an ojousama. More like Eggman.>>33731657If he does do that, that's disappointing.>>33731685Kiwi, though bananas are quickly rising up the ranks.
>>33731702>anonymous>anonymous
>>33731697>faceless outfit pics != selfies lolThe goalpost... is already moving...
>>33731677
>>33731697>faceless outfit pics != selfies lolYou're a weasel. You do awful shit and then tell lies about it with excuses based on technicalities. The thread will be better when you leave, and your life will be better when you leave because you'll have fewer opportunities to be awful. Get out.>>33731707He admits he does it, his excuse is that there's no face in the pics he reposts.
>>33731708That is just the most obvious one I was able to find in less than a minute of searching, I don't keep post numbers of this sexpest saved.
>>33731711Do you have any questions for the opposite gender
>>33731689>>33731657NTAJulian is the one that posts femanon selfies>>33730350>>33730358>>33730025These are also him
>>33731694based oosted enjoyer>>33731699now this is an assbergers post>>33731702not pictures though just imagination based off description, it was just some bants>>33731659*ohohos in poorfag*>>33731711TIL you need permission to post a pic that has been posted in a previous thread loleven when people have reposted stuff I've posted elsewhere like img bb idgaf, that's just the internet
>>33731712>most obvious>anonymousOk schizo
>>33731713Dude just wants people to listen to him. Just ignore it and let him rant into the void.
Anons, what is/was for dinner tonight?
>>33731718He literally confirmed it now himself with the reply.Go take a fucking hike, creep-defender.>>33731716I don't fucking know or care.
What side were you on during the conflicts that ended the Tokugawa regime in 19th century Japan?
>>33731723Chicken with a panko and mozzarella crust. Gonna make couscous too, and maybe some broccoli.
>>33731713>>33731721Is not having creeps reposting photos so much to ask for?Just a few hours ago we all agreed that this is awful behavior. Why does that change when QT is the one doing it?
>>33731723Ground elk and granola.
>>33731698>1) Were you taught to cook?Anything beyond using the toaster I had to teach myself>2) What chores did you have around the house?Doing the dishes, taking out the garbage/recycling, weeding the garden>3) Were you afraid and/or forbidden from walking outside by yourself?I was forbidden back then, now I'm only afraid>4) Did you brush your teeth everyday like you're supposed to? (be honest)Yes of course, now I'm the only member of my family who's never had a cavity
>>33731716king julian posts here?>>33731721I also find it ironic they say I shit up the thread when they're doing the exact same... at least I'm trying to answer questions here... >>33731650yeah I'm proud, gratz anonboiler guy coming round in a few hours, I miss having showers and not cold baths kek>>33731616>it's the same picture...nah, I mean I'm sure there's some overlap but they're different things>>33731193she got that puzzle autism
>>33731725...the anonymous reply?
>mass replier, foid:O>mass replier, moid:|
>>33731729Oh, I think it's terrible, but schizoposting and trying to track anonymous posts just shits up the thread
>>33731734Just say the line. I know you're dying to say the line. "Is QT in the thread with us right now?"
>>33731434M, I'd be more concerned about how I was going to dieI would probably call all my family and friends to tell them I loved them etc. and try to spend time with familyIf that wasn't possible I'd just go to sleep because I don't think I'd be able to enjoy anything anyway knowing it was my last day>>33731723we got chinese, prawn chow mein and egg fried rice, it was bussin>>33731734those posts were me but OP is still chatting shit lol
Guess the context for this image
Everybody shut the fuck up
>>33731733>at least I'm trying to answer questions here...You are not answering questions, you just like to hear yourself talk.
>>33731739???>>33731740it seemed likely, but it's insanity to act like there's any concrete proof, important distinction
>>33731736>hornyposting, foid:O>hornyposting, moid:|
Hello girliesWanna snuggle?
>>33731738Is it really that wild when the guy himself is here right now and admitting it was him? Or maybe we should just assume it's only someone pretending to be him.
>>33731746Skill issue, I get (You)'s when hornyposting and I'm a moid
>>33731745>it seemed likelyyou are a newfag we get it you dont know any betterif you are here for longer than a month you too will come to understand why nobody likes that freak
>>33731744>answers aren't answers if I'm totally 100% convinced they're from my anonymous thread nemesis
>>33731715
>>33731716Who the fuck is Julian
>>33731751You can't make assumptions even if the assumptions turn out to be correct?
>>33731742Airborne soldiers look a bit short?
>>33731750>newfags are anyone who doesn't share my autism and obsessively tracks poststhis explains a lot
>>33731736>>mass replier, foidYou mean the one who you can at least filter you?qt does not do that, he wants to attention whore and nothing pains him more than getting ignored, hence why he pretends that he gets "banned" when using a trip.
>>33731749I do too, none of that was reflected in that comment. Did you only write >>33731736because you were complaining that you weren't getting (You)s when you mass reply?
>>33731716I am not Julian or even posting in here, your brain is fried. Good thing I dont come here to see the likes of you.
>>33731755Snow
>>33731748I'll go back and sort out the replies later, anons were coming on way too strong and it was quite funny More people would agree with you if you turned down the cartoonish outrage
>>33731755>warped floorboards LOOOL
>>33731751You are incredibly disingenuous and probably one of the schizoposters, so I will stop replying to you.
>>33731726>picks one of my favorite historical periods so I have to make myself look like a geekAnyways, the Imperial court. Japan under the shogunate was relatively stable, but only just. I feel for both sides though, it was probably horrible seeing the system of government and its values that lasted over two centuries getting scrapped.
How do you date for long term? Do you just go for short term and keep banging?
>>33731755Is this ff?
>>33731763I'm not here to win hearts and minds, I just want him to fuck off. Now he's doing it again, but hopefully he gets banned for it.>>33731755
>>33731755Is london black too. I am brown but she looks black.
>>33731766I only know about it from watching a bunch of samurai and historical romance anime.
>>33731763You know there is several of us who don't want him around?And nobody ever defends him btw, everybody is either indifferent, fed up by him or just creeped out.
>>33731755Lick
>>33731770Ok it seems confirmed now, I'm on your team>>33731773>more anonymous hallucinations500 anons secretly agree with me, so I win!
>>33731773I like him.
Don't you just hate it when the schizoposters are right after all?
>>33731711Well, I guess that confirms it. That's very shitty.>>33731772The Bakumatsu was a very interesting time. Rurouni Kenshin and Hakuoki are set around that time, and as far as dramas go, I know there are a good few based on the Shinsengumi.
>>33731773Who?
>>33731743Fuck you.
>>33731777>>33731765>>33731770>hopefully he gets banned for it.He got frequently 24 hour bans for his spam and dox in the past, but he just waits like half an hour and then changes to a different device or IP... and immediately gets banned again.
Why do you think he became a homosexual? What's in it for him?
>>33731766Even though the story was unnecessarily trying to play both sides, I think "Rise of the Ronin" (overall) does a decent job of what you said. The combat being sick AF is the real gem.
>>33731788Dick I guess
Women, have you had a /soc/ hookup?
>>33731787sigh... same with the other two.IKYK
>>33731788Money, power, pleasure, enlightenment.
>>33731796Sounds like a foid
>>33731795E and G? Birds of a feather.
>>33731788Yikes... he needs help.
>>33731788Who
Girls How do you feel about men who worked really frantically during the week to catch up with having gotten sick the previous week only to collapse, sleep until 5pm, and eat pizza all weekend?
>>33731767Women don't date longterm until after they settle post-wall. Marriage was supposed to stop that but we let women break marriage. Best bet if you're going to play their game is giving them penis so good they'll want to come back for sex even after they ditch you trying to chase down another. Then add the fear that if they try to pull stunts like that they'll lose access completely, and you really have the best cock-giving ever. It's all pretty grim. Most men just take what they can get.
>>33731798Oh yeah? Name five women who sought enlightenment.
>>33731799
>>33731807Your mom after i gave her my cock
>>33731806>"tHe WaLl"Real incel hours in here.
>>33731802Pat
>>33731812>woman seeks enlightenment after taking shitty cockkek
>>33731806Men wall at 25
>>33731794>Women, have you had a /soc/ hookup?No
>>33731814>the wall isn't real all men and women age gracefully or not at all and can pull what they want forever and realizing your healthiest days are behind you is never we will live forever and...Denial
>>33731790I remember seeing that, thanks for reminding me of it. It's on sale, too.
>>33731820No, my shitty cock is her enlightenmentYou're not gay enough to understand it
>>33731820Hey, I used a condom when I put it in her ass.
>>33731821Kinda trueThey wall at 25, then peak again in their mid-30s and wall again in their mid-40s.
>>33731821Ok
>>33731832Just felt like reminding you
>>33731830M, I started getting fat at 26 when I got my first office job and I didn't lose weight again until after I got bullied, raped, and threatened with execution at 29.
>>33731806Well, my ex girlfriend showed me an earring she found from a hookup I had without her after we had started seeing each other and she stayed with me, so I guess I can make that work.
>>33731837>bullied, raped, and threatened with execution at 29How does that happen
>>33731788Dick, I imagine>>33731794Hell no, the people in my local thread scare me
>>33731837Story?
>>33731795>>33731799Why do almost all namefags just need to suck total ass and constantly prove themselves worse than people think them to be
>>33731821Nobody fucking walls if they wear sun cream or be black it's not hard
>>33731842When I lived with a girlfriend I would sometimes put used condoms on the edge of the trash when she was away just to fuck with her mind and make her think I'd been "seeing someone". When the reality was I was just having a posh wank. I sometimes lied to her and "confessed" to having an affair to see the shock on her face, and then I gave her a "nah, just playin', dawg, I jerked off with a condom and then put the condom on the edge of the trash to f with u."
>>33731807The Buddha has been reincarnated countless times. At least 5 of his lives have been female. Namaste.
I'm male and still live with my parents at 24. Is it weird to suggest car sex if a woman that I'm seeing doesn't have her own place?
>>33731850Don't care about blacks
>>33731849
>>33731845>>33731847Lived abroad with a host family in a developing country.
>>33731849that's why I just don't reply to them at all. Even if they say stupid, outrageous things.But that doesn't work... they are "persistent".
>>33731851I'm shocked you two aren't together anymore!
>>33731854No... but I mean, why can't you just go to a nice motel/hotel?
>>33731854It's weird for the first time imo... maybe I'm traditional, but the first time should be in a proper bed. Rent a hotel room if you have to. After that, go nuts with car sex.
Women, your bf is busy playing vid games or watching tv and you want to steal his attention and spend some time with him, how are you doing it?
>>33731849NtaIt is narcissismThe ones that use the name field you can at least just filter out
>>33731866Start singing one kanye west song
>>33731742Mormon missionary was captured as a spy for the other side and is being hauled away by the army to face time in a military prison.
>>33731866Menstruate loudly at him
>>33731853>spends life seeking enlightenment, dies, reincarnates, has to seek enlightenment again from scratch, repeats countless timesdoesn't seem like he got enlightened
>>33731866Femanon walking to the room wearing lingerie would be a GREAT way ;)
>>33731873Is your uterus vibing hard?
>>33731867I mean I have nothing against somebody using the field, but so many just seem to relish in sinking to new lows daily
>>33731866"babe, can you pause quick and touch my boobs?" works every single time
If there are some things I cannot do sexually with my bf, is it possible to make up for it in other ways?What I provide:>high libido, focused on making him orgasm, dominant in a "service" oriented way (he is pretty satisfied with this)>buy him gifts>romantic gestures>pay for everything >body type and face he enjoys>we get along and are bondedWhat he will be lacking from me:>anything even slightly masochistic and degrading sexually (not even choking or hair pulling)Basically I'm wondering if he would be unreasonable and the fool to cheat on or leave me for this. From what I gather he is able to lean more dominant, but I certainly keep him orgasmed the fuck out. He also isn't fixated on it, it's just possible for him and perhaps slightly disappointing. But having to do those things would make me disgusted and not aroused at all.
>>33731866put my bare feet in his lap and start wiggling them
It's time to make a change, /atoga/Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live, let's change the way we treat each other.
>>33731742I will admit I looked this up but only to confirm what I had already guessed, and >>33731864 is correct.
>>33731891shut up
>>33731890This makes me want to jizz on your wiggling toes.
>>33731889Yes NHH
>>33731888This is totally fine, only an insane coomer would leave such a generous partner just because she doesn't want any violent kinks in bedYou can be successful being vanilla, don't worry
>>33731891
>>33731888>anything even slightly masochistic and degrading sexually (not even choking or hair pulling)As in, you don't want to do this to him, but he wants it? Or which way around?Has he spoken of that desire?
>>33731888If he leaves you over that, he's a piece of shit.I'd be fucking floored if I had a gf like this.
>>33731888Not only would he be unreasonable to have a problem with this, but if he ever cheated or left you, the Man Code would require us to chop his dick off for being so stupid and ungrateful.
I'm going to goon to manon's moan recordings now, bye
>>33731891I've never eaten meat and I'm not about to start now
>>337319051. Gay.2. If it's not a personal audio it's not interesting.3. See 1.
Do you participate in the Animalympics? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOs9qqdmRs
>>33731907You ate meat as a child. I remember. I was there.
>>33731888>body type and face he enjoysWhich body type would that be?You're allowed to say you have big tits here, we won't get jealous
>>33731910It was man meat.
>>33731904Bingo.
>>33731912>we won't get jealousno but our flatties will get depressed again, then we have to spend a whole thread reassuring them
>>33731912<3
Hey girls, let's have an orgy!
I wish there was more good porn to be watched, girls need to step up
>>33731870>be me, femanon>These bars!>Watsch dis-a, yo>Poopity scoop. >Scoopdity woop.>Woop-ty, scoop-ty poop.>Poopty, scoopty - scoopty woop.>Woopity scoop woop poop.>Poopdity woop scoop.>Poop. Poop. Scoopdity woop.>Woopdity scoop.>Woopdity scoop poop.I think I got hard
whats the best board and thread on 4chan to find anons from specific countries?not for relationship or ldr just hanging out maybe of visit during travelin
>>33731927Yeah, I make them
>>33731926You mean like this one?https://x.com/ralphbakshi/status/1554605714512916482
>>33731888Only a completely brainless dude would leave a girl like this. I even wonder what does he offer to you?
>>33731921>>33731920A cups are perfectly fine.Pink Areolas is the gem.
>>33731898>>33731903>>33731904Okay...good. It bothers me when I can't do everything right by my lover, but the consequences would be worse if I ignored my own boundaries here.>>33731902Anything harming me is off the table. I am capable of sadism, but only within his interests (he enjoys both sides), and in fairness he has his limits too.He has mentioned it and I shot it down with my reasoning, and he was respectful but I could sense the slight disappointment.
>>33731866Suck him off
>>33731938No, those are even more retarded and just want to sound edgy by copying us
>>33731866I usually just go sit on his lap and he starts focusing on me after a bit. The day he stops I'm guessing we're cooked
>>33731930maximum cringe
>>33731943Giant G cup pale boobs
>>33731944>Anything harming me is off the tableIt doesn't need to be harming.Like getting tied up, or wearing handcuffs goes into that direction and is not harmful at all.Or do you have some related trauma?
My STONE COLD TRUE CEL lifestyle would make you shiver.
>>33731866spitball practice
>>33731603What?
I love my gf's boobs but she wants bigger ones so we're going to have a bunch of babies.
>>33731934Probably /int/ or /soc/. The former has country flags, the latter is the one for meetups.
>>33731939He's a cutie and he's very understanding of me in a way no one else has been. And we're growing together as people, and are close like friends. It's second nature for me to do things for my lovers (but also kind of based in insecurity, evidently).>>33731955Yeah I just hate being dominated, anon. I have no sexual trauma I'm just built different.
>>33731950Can't argue against one of the "top 100 greatest songwriter of all time". Genius knows no bounds.
>>33731716Huh, though his name was Eri before the ban.
>>33731873So like, you start spewing blood everywhere like a garden hose?
>>33731953dang... can't argue with that!
>>33731934/int is.. not great.Too much politics and death threats over stupid shit. You can't even recommend foreign foods/locales without people tripping.
Youth completely wasted because people hated me. There's no point in working hard now. Nothing to look forward to.
>>33731936Why tf is the book reader at an orgy?
>>33731972The only thing anyone has to look forward to is the eternal finality of death. At least get your dick whet in the meantime.
Should I put in my tinder bio that I'm an ex collegiate athlete and can currently call myself a physicist? I never peacock.
>>33731980Yes
I just turned 37 and my interest in being social - with family, friends, or wanting to meet new people - has degraded almost to nonexistance. I'm also losing the ability to express my thoughts, I think. idk what to do.
>>33731974bookworms want the sexo, too.
Had Ethiopian food tonight. Forgot how good it is.
I wish I had a girlfriend who would like it if I call her butt a plapper
I wish I had 3 girlfriends
>>33731993what did you get?I like to try different meals every now and then. There's a few, new Caribbean places near my area for example.
Is it ever a good idea to ask a girl out via dm's? Especially if you don't know the girl personally at all.
I have three girlfriends, and yes they smoke weed.
>>33732001Big NOPE.Unless you are some baller Chad who can fly her out for whatever... and she's that type of gal.
>>33731999I don't remember the names of the dishes. Spiced beef with sides of lentils and mixed veg. Had it served over garlic rice with an order of injera.
>>33732001At all? No way.
>>33731698>1) Were you taught to cook?No. I was given free range to fuck up or learn on my own, which I did.>2) What chores did you have around the house?Nothing was really assigned to me or taught. I just started existing as I could. Did laundry a few times until the washer broke, then laundromat.>3) Were you afraid and/or forbidden from walking outside by yourself?Yes. For most of my formative years my freedom was being doordash for my mother.>4) Did you brush your teeth everyday like you're supposed to? (be honest)I try so hard. I even keep a brush and paste and flossers in my car. But I have been in a long depressive permanent exhaustion state that I've only been awakend from for 5 months now.
>>33732002Hi, Chad. Are they all bi?
>>33731966He goes by both.
>>33731953Whoa...
>>33732006Thank you
>>33732020Why are you thanking me?
>>33731953La creatura de los oppai….
>>33731980Congrats in advance for all the pussy.
Eyelid kisses are underrated
>>33732025>>33732032
>>33732025He was getting off to your description
10PM EST... did everyone just leave?
I hate all of you
>>33732051Based misandrist
>>33732051Feels.png
>>33732051Being hated makes my cock hard.
>>33732040I prefer eskimo kisses.
>>33732049This is the very first image I remember seeing on /atoga/.
>>33732062haha, might have been me.
>>33732049We chillin. Vibin.
Men does it ever hurt when you suddently see pictures of a girl you used to have a crush on, on your social network, and she’s now pregnant.
>>33732077Yes because I would have SEEDED her womb long ago if not for society and my autism
>>33732077I don't use social media but if I saw a pic of my ex where she was with her kids I'd want to shoot myself.
>>33732077No, cause I wouldn't have a crush on her anymore
>>33732077No, I don't open any social media for this exact reason. About once or twice per week, I'll have an intrusive thought appear in my mind and it'll usually be "let's see how X or Y is doing" then I think to myself "that will just make me sad" and then I don't do it. I have never been happier
>>33732077I don't use social media. The only former crush I've seen or had any updates about since high school is married to a woman.
>>33732077Yeah, almost cried.
>>33732077No, not at all.Most of my crushes were a long time ago... I just don't care enough about a lot of things anymore.
My earbud might have stopped working :(
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>>33732086>>33732080Maybe in another timeline, Fren... things would have been different.
>>33732089my test failed
>>33732089>>33732091Dodge this!
>>33732077Not really. My high school crush has two kids from two dads, but I got over that crush before I even graduated.>>33732088How long did you have that pair anon?
>>33732090thanks fren
>>33732077That has never happened to me because I've never seen any photos of those women, I have very little social media and it doesn't include them it includes my hobbies.
state gender.I have been having a hard time getting over my ex. We split up wholly by circumstance, and still loved each other lots. I don't expect it to be even possible to get back into contact with her within the next 6 months at least, could be years.We've been split up and out of touch for just under a year. My instincts recently informed me that if I am ever going to marry someone, it is going to be her and my honestly preferred alternative is being alone. We've known each other for close to 12 years, since we were kids.Lately, it has been informing me to build the life i want to have with her without her, and if she comes around then great, and if not, it's still everything else. How unreasonable is my instinct being? I am about 70% certain she probably still has feelings for me now.
>>33732094Like 3 years I think, It took so much abuse and still worked. I dropped it many times even in the toilet once
>>33731953SHE'S THE FIRST MEMBEROF THE BOOB VEIN CREWHUH!
>>33732090Thank you
>>33731967Only if I do it for too long. It starts as a muffled grinding noise because the process starts inside me
>>33732101Hard to say, it seems reasonable right now, but you could fall in love at first sight with a different girl tomorrow
>>33732077>all of these responses saying they don't have social mediaYou men only have yourselves to blame for being lonely.
>>33729079M. Physician. I want to sleep with my NP. FUCK.
>>33732111I won't, and it's hard to explain my confidence in that but it does not come from a maladaptive place and I assure you it is the case. I could fall in love with another girl, maybe, if I meet one and she behaved absolutely perfectly enough to speedrun me comfortable with being comfortable with her. I have only one person I know that has ever been able to reach that point, and she is the topic of my post...
>>33732113No, thanks.I don't need any social media/smartphone apps like that. At best, I have YT account, and I'm happy with that.
>>33732113You still have to use it correctly
>>33732101M, I've been in EXACTLY the same boat. What you need to do is try to wholly move on. You're assuming you'll ever talk again, that she's the only one for you, that she's still in love with you, that she'll come back around, that everything will be okay next time. You're pining, and that's normal, but you have to cut against that. Build the life you want to have for yourself, not for her.>>33732103That's impressive. Sounds like you were about due for a new pair though.
>>33732113I don't get it. This wouldn't cure my loneliness
>>33732077No not really
>>33732121I did try, just realized I was not actually moving on, or at least it was less moving on from her and more moving away from feeling uncomfortable with being alone. Anything other than being with her or being single just feels utterly intolerable to me.
>>33732113I'd still be short.
>>33732113All social media would do for me is make me more depressed and angry.
Men, if your gf was sad about her WNBA team being eliminated, would you pretend to care about women's sports to make her feel better?
how do i convince my fat wife to ride me more?we have sex almost every single day and have for years but at most she will only ever agree to riding me once every few weeks
>>33732136If a woman is interested in women's sports I assume she's a lesbian, so I wouldn't be dating her anyway.
>>33732136I'm not that good of an actor
>>33732137Put that bitch on a leash and make her do as she's told.
>>33732136No. There are other ways to cheer someone up.
>>33732136Ye, but I think it would be pretty obvious that I don't
>>33732137>every few weeksso... only at one point in her cycle? by now I'm sure you know when your wife's period is
>>33732136I wouldn't date a sports fan, there are men who are a better fit for her
>>33732136I dunno I find it almost unbearable to talk about sports that I have no interest in and basketball is chief among that list
>>33732136She kinda cute, would climb it
>>33732136If my wife liked the wnba I would learn about the wnba to support her.
>>33732147she doesnt agree to it on a regular cycle lol
>>33732140do you assume men who like men's sports are gay too?
>>33732140They're either lesbian or the biggest black cock hunters you have ever seenNot even trying to meme or anythingI had a class with a bunch of the women's team players and apparently there was a (black) guy from the men's team theye called "team boyfriend"
Married women. Did you ever have a work crush that reciprocated? How'd you handle it?
>>33732158No, because it's pretty normal for men to be interested in sports.If women are interested in men's sports, I assume it's just because they think it will attract men or make men like them more.
There are presently no women ITT
>>33732141>>33732145>>33732146>>33732151All you'd really have to say is "damn that sucks, well there's always next year" and give her a hug>>33732154Only good man ITT
>>33732164That is not pretending to care
>>33732136>>33732154This, and any other answer than this is a strange one imo. Why would I pretend to like my wife's interest when i could learn it with her and engage in it with her?
>>33732158There's a chart that shows how all the top women's soccer players date each other
>>33732127The way you feel isn't invalid, but you have to be careful. She represents love and familiarity to you. Your brain is reinforcing that bond because you haven't had a new equally deep connection to compare it to. Our brains do shit like that, it's natural.Building the life you want to share with somebody is admirable, but the "it's her or nothing" mentality can't possibly help you. Let's say you close the door to a relationship with anybody else, and then when you get in touch with her again, she's already moved on. She started a new relationship or maybe a family, while you stagnated. How does that help anything?>more moving away from feeling uncomfortable with being aloneThis is a good thing. Being able to tolerate and maybe be comfortable with solitude makes relationships healthier when they do come.
>>33729079FNothing lol
>>33732162I'm interested in baseball because I want to kiss the players
>>33732167She might like some boring shit. You don't need to like everything she does
>>33732172Red flag
>>33732164Yay, I win!
>>33732161my only work crushes have been positions below me, and I got them transferred so I could focus on work
>>33732168https://wosochart.github.io/TheWosoChart/
>>33732174If men can jerk off to Olympic gymnasts, I can fantasize about baseball players
>>33732173I'm not saying I need to like it? I'm just saying I want to engage with her in her interests to the degree I can why, on EARTH, would I ever marry someone that would not make that enjoyable?
>>33732136I have yet to meet a woman who gave a fuck about women's sports
>>33732171Hi
>>33732179Bat-bunny, hehe.Equivalent to puck-bunny for NHL (Hockey).
>>33732148Even if she's super fit and willing to try any sex act at least once?
>>33732176I supervise her. We actually work really well together (and have for years). If I got her to change jobs, that would make my life considerably harder.
they should bring back the lingerie football league
>thirsty girl adds me on Discord>shows me her legs with fishnet tights and all black>"Nice, I wear fishnet tights too">post a pic of me that outgoths her>"please stomp me to death with those boots">"nooooooooo those costed $300">silencedamb...
>>33732127I have a question, forgive the double reply.How long were you in a relationship with this lady for, and was it all contiguous or was it off-and-on?
>>33732189>"Nice, I wear fishnet tights too"gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>33732192normal for goth guys
>>33732182Well, now you've met me
>>33732183Hi
>>33732189> discord> girlAnon...
>>33732136>pretend to care about women's sportsWhy can't is just care about my gf's feelings for real?
>>33732186I'm thinking about her, girls into sports usually live the lifestyle, going to games, talking about it, having other sports friends, she should have a sports bf
>>33732198yes she's trans, I am as well (ftm)
>>33732189>implying
>>33732196Idk if this countsDo you post on the women's basketball thread on sp?
>>33732199Perhaps I underestimated the men of /atoga/>>33732200What if she's just a casual fan who cheers for all the local teams and thinks she looks cute in a jersey
>>33732194>>33732201super gayyy
>>33732170I get what you're saying. I would be upset she wasn't with me. I wouldn't ever be upset with her for moving on if that is what she needed to do, though.
>>33732202see >>3373220115 minutes of silence, did I blow it?>>33732189
>>33732201oh, whoops...well, I'm glad you are both happy.
>>33732188They should make all the femanons play in it.
Why are men so homosexual?
>>33732210Gay shit is funny
>>33732203I've had multiple meltdowns in that thread, the MLB thread, and /pw/
Are women aware?
>>33732201>ftm with mtf>her penis in his vaginawholesome af
>>33732210Because men are hot. I'd kiss men if I were a man.
>>33732208she ghosted me
>>33732217... might have been catfishing.
>>33732191The actual relationship itself was not very long, only just over four months, but hopefully you'll understand our intimacy was fairly pre-gamed, since we were childhood friends for >10 years. I also learned later on that we had off and on again crushes on each other.
>>33732214no, I merely react to stimulus and am programmed to hoard resources for offspring
>>33732218I think it was because I reacted in such an autistic way
>>33732213Do you jusut fantasize about the baseball players or do you fantasize about wnba players too?
>>33732077MCrush? no, I ask all girls out if I like them. It hurts less that way. Probably would hurt if it was an ex where I fucked it up with.>>33732136Even if I didn't care, she'd get my sympathy. It's like on the same level as "I'm sad because my favorite character in my book/show died." Who's gonna respond to that with "lol who cares?" I can care that she cares and that should be enough.
>>33732210muscles are pretty hot and great men are very admirable
>>33732136Are you confident and secure that your bf won't be a little *too* enthusiastic about some of those WNBA players? If you go see the Lynx, he might pounce.
>>33732217Have you ever ghosted someone before? Might be karma.
>>33732227>after all there's dumb shit I'm way too emotionally invested in.that's the key to a good relationship. if she tolerates your autistic fixations, it's only fair to tolerate hers.
>>33732226Not anyone I was romantically involved with. And truth be told not even regular people, I always respond when someone messages me
>>33732220Can I interest you in some stimuli, resources, and offspring?
>>33729713Tough luck, no reply today. We'll see if it gets better or if I go next.
>>33732225There are literally armed guards at every game to execute any fan who gets handsy
>>33732206>>33732219I had a relationship off-and-on with the same girl for 13 years, who I also met when we were kids, and I passed up a ton of opportunities because none of them were 'the love of my life'. Even when I broke up with her for the last time because things were so bad, even after some really insane stuff went down (like her getting secretly married to another guy) I started pining for her again in no time, thinking it was either solitude or us eventually making it work. Getting that fairytale ending, making all the heartache pay off.It's a trick of the brain, an innocent trap. Intermittent reinforcement and preferring the known to the unknown. You can keep the door open to her later down the line, but you've gotta train yourself to be okay with being alone - or with somebody else.
Everytime I've gotten a girl's discord they turned out to be underage
>>33732204>What if she's just a casual fan who cheers for all the local teams and thinks she looks cute in a jerseyKinda cute, maybe we could get into tennis doubles or something
>>33732228how about a relationship where autistic fixations are celebrated and not tolerated? you people are something else sometimes
>>33732136Crying women are a turn-on so yeah, I'd console her and enjoy it
>>33732225Who the fuck is getting excited about black lesbians?
>>33732229They're all over the internet, anon. I met one through a Mario Kart discord.
>>33732229I've gotten a few from /soc/, a few from games (Dead By Daylight is a big one), and a few from here.
>>33732237You people?
>>33732231*clicks forelegs excitedly*
There should be a rule that all PC shit with RGB lights are required to have a physical on/off switch included rather than you needing to install 1 different software per company to disable the lights
>>33732240omg me
I want to fpreg a femanon
>>33732233Sorry, the answer I was hoping for was "Careful, Anon, these cats have claws".
>>33732240Other black lesbians?
>>33732240Tall athletic black lesbians. Who wouldn't be excited?
>>33732136I'd take genuine interest in my gf's interests so I wouldn't have to pretend
>>33732245If your only intention is meeting women, probably not. Not like it's a dating app. But it's a good way to chat with people who you met for other reasons.>make a username and that's always the hardest partI'm personally a fan of the "random gibberish that means nothing but sounds funny" method.
>>33732241>>33732242Based e-harem enjoyers
>>33732152She's one of the few players to have a husband, so you'd better watch out>>33732222Honestly both, but they scratch very different itches
>>33732240
>>33732214More than you know, fellow glownigger.
>>33732244*provides food*
>>33732077I haven't experienced that but part of why I don't reach out to old crushes is exactly because of thatThere's one girl I still think about all the time after years but I know she's got to be married or something by now
Men, entertain me
Men, where is your cock
>>33732263Shut up, we're talking WNBA here.
>>33732251>>33732250That's a top player
>>33732262Worse than that - she’s gotten olderYou should look her up, just be prepared
>>33732258>Honestly both, but they scratch very different itchesAre we talking Cameron Brink or Brittney Griner?
>>33732263This webm is endless entertainment. You're welcome.>>33732265Usually between my legs.
>>33732270I don't care about that, I didn't care what she looked like before either
>>33732263*does a silly little dance*
>>33732272Should have specified men
>>33732271Griner isn't my type, but I feel bad for saying that after she was a prisoner in a gulag or something
>>33732265In my pants.
>>33732263For your viewing pleasure.>>33732265Where it's supposed to be.
>>33732263*shoots myself and bleeds all over your favorite bedsheets*
>>33732237What do you mean, "You people"? -_-
>>33732263Where do you take a sick bee?
>>33732276Lesbian porn is extremely popular among men
>>33732284To the Bee Arr.
>>33732246Trvth
>>33732273>>33732281Thanks >>33732282>>33732275I cant see it so it's not entertaining
>>33732286To the waspital.
>>33732265Should be in your mouth
>>33732259ZDAMN....!TOL Women like shorter men?
>>33732289>I cant see it so it's not entertainingAll my efforts wasted
>>33732289You can't see your bedsheets? I assumed you were in bed, where are you then?
>>33732287I dont get it
I'm in my silly little robe being a silly little moid.
>>33732258>>33732278Still, explains why the WNBA
Women, if I get dubs, will you suck my cock?
>>33732291Sure could, I've made some friends there. But you'll need to find an active discord relevant to your interests first. And being a newcomer might make it hard to integrate yourself. I was lucky to be in on the ground floor when one was created.
>>33732295The problem is you're not in my bed
>>33732293Not a chance.
>>33732300>implying digits on a slow board is impressive
Can a 5 inch cock satisfy a 6 foot tall woman?
>>33732300if 1 digit = 1 inch then dubs are patheticalso scripted
>>33732289Might not be your thing, but I've gotten some people laughing hard from AIslop before.https://voca.ro/1kf2EtDy55bt
>>33732302Ooh miss anon, are you hitting on me...??
>>33732306Woman height has little to do with vaginal depth. That's more of a "how big their torso is" matter.
>>33732308Kek is this the atoga femanon anthem?
>>33732303>uppiesbased
>>33732246Somehow I got those lights in my screen too. And guess what I have to physically turn them off every single time I use the screen. Who did this to us
My sister went to her homecoming dance last night and came back crying because she got a cute guys phone number but he was a senior (shes a sophmore) and he said that he would only date other seniors. How to comfort her? For context Im M24 and have no experience with this kind of stuff.
>>33732308am I ESL or is the first five seconds unintelligible?
>>33732300No, those are double holes dubs. For pegging.
>>33732234Ah, no offense but things between us definitely wasn't THAT chaotic. No, she was 100% a supportive presence in my life. I just...do not want anything else when it comes to a partner. Any partner I have will be compared to her because she is THE gold standard for my brain. It isn't even an attitude, this is just how it seems to me.That said, I am getting more comfortable with being alone, at least, so there's contingency.
>>33732308NTA but it got me, good one
>>33732319Don’t. She’ll be fine.
How am I supposed to meet women online if I don't really play multiplayer games anymore?
>>33732243>>33732283People that tolerate strange things. Tolerating is what you do to something you don't like, and that is fine btw you don't need to like everything about your partner, but when you're "tolerating" things that are important to them? Why the fuck are you even married, then?
Should I go to bar and flirt with moids or go to soc and post my tits?
>>33732330>go to soc and post my titsthis
>>33732322None taken, thank god for that, but all the same, I'm just illustrating that our brains can do some truly crazy shit. What we think are our own reasoned opinions and emotions can just be essentially a defense mechanism, and it's scary. Again, it's okay to leave the door open for her, I just think it'd be wise to keep it open for others, too.>>33732320>Out in the woods, where the tall trees grow,>I was feeling free, taking life real slowOr something like that.
>>33732330soc
>>33732246it makes sense when you understand how it works, a computer isn't going to have any way of knowing how to operate a device without software installed and probably every company with their own lights has their own setupbig agree with the physical on/off switch, though, or at least some standardized BIOS option or something
>>33732330Post the link so I know which pair are yours
>>33732321:O
>>33732327Stop the anymore and do it again.
>>33732330Hit the bar, don't whore out for these losers.
So is a job in retail a turnoff to women when you're in your mid twenties?
>>33732330I can't decide, so something in the middle. Go to the bar and flirt with a framed picture of your tits.
>>33732343Not reallyThe only really bad job you can have is no job
Is a girl having cluttering speech disorder a turn off?
>>33732341I don't like multiplayer games anymore
>>33732348Then you won't meet women that play video games.
>>33732347It's not a turn off but it will probably get in the way of dating.
>>33732347To me? Probably not, but the most common speech impediment I've come across is lisping. And that doesn't bother me, either. And not from a Woman or Man.
>>33732351I don't want to meet women whose main hobby is video games. I want to be able to meet women period. Idk where to do that. I've tried bars and clubs but everyone is always with their groups and there's never any woman that's there alone
>>33732330Neither, read a book and go to bed.
>>33732355If you don't have a relevant hobby you could meet people in, you're pretty much stuck with dating sites / apps. Or friends of friends.
>>33732359theres certainly a lot to look at
>>33732359I want to cover his cock with flowers.
>>33732347nah, im not diagnosed with cluttering speech but my speech definitely approaches cluttered reading the definition so probably i'd be happy you understand me well (and constantly misunderstand you cuz i can't for the LIFE of me understand accents/things being said weird)
>>33732347It's not a problem at all as long as she doesn't have an attitude about it.>DUDE I just have too many thoughts in my head LMAOWe all have that.
>>33732359boobies
MenDo you still want to date wh*te women?
>>33732370Not in a position to beb choosy
>>33732370Love me some white meat.
>>33732370Maybe if they weren’t invariably batshit insane and reliant on a grocery list of SSRIs and antipsychotics
>>33732370why did you censor yourself?
>>33732347Not gonna matter while we're kissing
People around me keep getting in screaming matches about politics and it's starting to make me insane. Who gives a fuck? Why do people enjoy getting so angry about this shit? Why are you screaming at your own mother about people who wouldn't piss on either of you if you were on fire?
>>33732373Based AF
>>33729067What does it mean if a guy likes to mispronounce or use the wrong words on purpose or uses words that sound similar to replace other words. As in he finds it somewhat amusing. Eg. Instead of saying "ages" he would pronounce it "ay-guess" or instead of "reckon would say recon"Things like that
>>33732370>stillI never friendzoned them. Open to any ethnicity - it's the individual girl that matters
>>33732377Yeah, that's when I usually dip out from matches.And yes, nerd rage is a thing, political rambling is just fuel for more of the fire.
I will be listening to my own advice and will hopefully make a couple friends at a concert this weekend. It's been too long... fingers crossed heh
>>33732377The internet is bad and we should turn it off.
>>33732379It means that he is a cereal killer and he in tents to cut up your body into tie knee little peaces.
>>33732377Source? Healthy people would just leave the mother alone.
>>33732379Autism.
There is a super cute Viet guy (important bc I am too) that comes to the place I work at all the time. I wanna shoot my shot but I dunno how.
>>33732383I don't understand how people haven't caught on to the fact that they WANT you to hate your family and friends. They think they're winning because they "owned" the other person but in reality everyone is losing >>33732386I agree
>>33732385Good luck
>>33732385What will myao think
>>33732393Have you talked to him at all? In Vietnamese?
>>33732379I myself am a proponent that language and communication is meant to be fun and non-rigorous. That being said, what he's saying sounds stupid and weird af; if it's a joke only for yourself then it ain't that funny
>>33732393He probably has a gf
>>33732398Not a whole lot outside of customer service type of small talk and asking what part of Vietnam he's from. He seemed happy that I spoke the same language as him.
>>33732393Are you hot? I'm not Vietnamese but I Vietnamese women are beautiful
>>33732394It is a question for the ages.I'd say more, but there are the usual namefags that like to lash out.
>>33732387*little peaches. Ftfy.It's a great way to thwart the basilisk, the great big internet bought
>>33732404Yea I get it I'm just sad to watch people get angry at each other
>>33732393>>33732402bad bait.Go back to /soc/.
>>33732370Yes, I'm open to dating white women, but I'm also open to dating women from any group.
New thread?
>>33732395Thanks <3>>33732396Idk but I better ask her for permission first!
>>33732406It's shitty ai slop
>>33732401Well, given that he's coming to your workplace, you have to be the one to give him permission to ask you out because otherwise he's gonna play it safe and not alienate an employee at a place he goes to regularly.Either that or just look him up on instagram and add him and start DMing him and see how responsive he is.
>>33732393đụ má, speak to him. Also, I thought you only liked white dudes
>>33732359Beat me to image limit. Am disappointed
>>33732411Make one yourself if you care so much
>>33732419>>33732419>>33732419
>>33732415NTAThat first part was solid. Very true.I've witness so many dudes try to hit on women at work... and there's like several other people around within earshot, including her boss/her coworkers, and the dude is asking real loud, lmao...
>>33732416I think youre thinking of a different anon. I havent used this thread in months
>>33732416stfu spammer>>33732425just ignore it.
>>33732347>>33732365holy fuck, i've been looking deeper into this and it fits me to a T, what the fuck? i must have it mild to not have much issues communicating, but i've always had a weird relationship to language, had to get speech therapy to talk and then when i DID start talking at like age 5 or 6, it was college-level fluency.i feel like i learn about everything here EXCEPT things about men/women
>>33732429>stfu spammersum ting wong!
>>33732346Oh, ok well what about not having your own place yet?
>>33732442yeah, I'm deep in your mom, bitch.Then I'll slit her throat in front of you, and make you watch like the little faggot you are.
>>33732449>ricecel seethe
>>33731704>>33731732>>33732009It's so depressing that the "going outside" phobia and restriction is so prevalent. I can't say I blame you, what with all the weird thugs, homeless, and non-whites who are sure to approach you, but I'm sure that means you miss out on opportunities to meet the few good men who are out there.
>>33732449You're a very weird guy
