How do I, as an American, acquire permanent residence in the UK? What is the fastest way to achieve that?
>>33734304You don't, nobody likes Americans here
Why would you?To be arrested for things you've said on the internet?For more censorship like the "age verification law" or for the almost 80k rapes and tenthausands stabbings a year?Uk is a fucked up place
>>33734307If France took Robert Crumb and the Netherlands took some random redditor surely I can make it out too
>>33734314Better than America
>>33734336>surely I can make it out toodo you have any skill that are needed, if not fuck off.
>>33734364I'm a hard working man with an interest in environmental science
>>33734373So no useful skills then, sorry no entry.
>>33734386Really? You guys don't need bodies?
>>33734304Both have exactly the same government: ZOG.
>>33734441Yes but UK is colder, has better architecture, and less cultural retardation
>>33734439no. we need skilled workers or people who will bring money in to our economy. What you need to do is either become a Doctor or another skilled job or build your own business and buy your way in, otherwise we don't want you, you could just sneak in like everyone else lolol
>>33734534What if I entered into a masters program over there, studied, and then entered into the workforce? If that's not good enough how do I sneak in? I hate America so much
There's literally a thread up with an indian asking for dating advice in ireland and I'M the one you guys are spitting on? Really?
>>33734883Yeah nobody likes Americans at least he'll bring me mcdonalds in a typhoon if I asked.
>>33734462>less cultural retardationDon't be so sure
>>33734304work visas are the easiest way to start the immigration process in most places for most people
>>33734927I need raw, real, non-reddit advice on how I can get into the UK with the least amount of trouble. I don't want to change the world I just want to slip into a regular working joe role.
>>33734304Bro they let anyone in and they're not deporting anyone. We have an ageing population crisis nobody gives a fuck.
>>33734947do you have skills and a credentials, for example a college degree? look up the process for applying for a work visa, and if it requires sponsorship, apply to jobs. Don't lie to employers about your situation - that wastes everyone's time.
>>33735108Not yet but I'm in education & I'm employed. I have some cousins in the UK but getting in touch with them is hard. What are the best/easiest jobs I can get over there? I don't need the world, just enough to live comfortably
>>33734304Cross the channel by boat without any documents
>>33735409How?
>>33734339Retard
>>33736092I'd rather die free than live a slave
>>33734304Americans are a plague. They move to better countries and spread their BS.
>>33736308So, what, I'm just never allowed to be happy? I'm one of the good ones man. Help me out here
>>33736320You're aware there are racists and Nazis in the U.K. like in the U.S? U.K. has a gun problem too. In fact U.K. is U.S's problems times a 100. Hate liberals well you get worse liberals. Hate conservatives well you get worse ones. You may say oh they don't have McDonalds... Motherfucker do you have any idea how unhealthy deep fried fish and chips is? In some ways at least a quarter pounder has veggies on it.
>>33736333Yes but the weather & the culture. It's been a dream of mine. I'm english... why can't I?
>>33736333Also hello again Zach
>>33736351Hi, I hope your day is going good.>>33736348I'm not saying you can't but I'm trying to dispell a few things because I don't want you to be surprised if you're a hipster being an idiot trying to avoid Trump politics when really a lot of the world acts like Trump if not worse than him already.
>>33736386I appreciate that. Trump sucks but I've outgrown my hatred for him. I feel sorry for him now. I'm kind of a hipster douche , you pegged me correctly there, but the weirder truth is I've wanted to live in the cold my whole life (I live in Florida, no snow!). So, like, why not live a regular working John life in the UK where a lot of my favorite stuff comes from? I would actually be willing to start a family if I didn't live in America & I mean that.
>>33736396Okay? Then save some money, and start from there. I'm not you're dad. You are like 24 years old and can make your own decisions. OP, if I have no control over you clicking the red x button on your browser, I have no control over what you do with your life both good and bad.
>>33736440your dad*
>>33736440>>33736456I already am saving money! I can't just buy property and move in. It's really complicated - I might not get there until I'm in my 50's. I'm trying to accelerate the process
>>337343041. Become mudslime2. Have your way with yookay do literally whatever you want. Rape babies with machetes it's all good.
>>33736634Low IQ /pol/ reply.
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>>33734307Idk why OP would want to. Can’t even say the n-word on the train.
>>33734304become a Muslim.
>>33734339How?!
>>33740559>Can't say the N wordDon't care>>33744314>uk is a fucked up placeYeah US is a fucked up place too! The apocalypse is happening literally always. I take what I can get and if I can get into the UK I want to
