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Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:15:46 No.33734907

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Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:15:46 No.33734907

If I eat my girlfriend's pussy, and there's some trace residual shit on it from her wiping her ass, am I going to catch a disease or something?

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:18:55 No.33734922

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:18:55 No.33734922

Another garbage post that's been hidden and saged

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:32:56 No.33734983

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:32:56 No.33734983

Ask fucking chatgpt
Of course not you idiot nothing will happen wtf
And how are you whipping your ass? You dont Whipe shit into your Pussy/dick but away from it, and shower btw

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:41:10 No.33735023

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:41:10 No.33735023

>>33734983
man... a woman's pussy is so close to her ass it's unreal

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:45:26 No.33735044

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:45:26 No.33735044

>>33735023
anus... I mean anus not ass. although that ass.... :3

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)16:47:20 No.33735053

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)16:47:20 No.33735053

>>33734922
This nigga's gonna have the entire /adv/ catalog just be a blank screen kek

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)20:12:41 No.33735733

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)20:12:41 No.33735733

Answer question. My girlfriend pussy is waiting for me.

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)20:27:14 No.33735771

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)20:27:14 No.33735771

>am I going to catch a disease or something?

No. People straight up eat ass and they're fine

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)20:39:21 No.33735806

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)20:39:21 No.33735806

>>33734907
There are men who straight up eat ass. you'll be fine, faggot. Your imaginary girlfriend's pussy is always 100% clean.

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)20:39:42 No.33735807

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)20:39:42 No.33735807

>>33734907
This is why I don't engage with oral sex of any kind. Mouths and waste producing parts should never go together. I also have no desire to kiss and cum in the same hole.

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)20:45:55 No.33735822

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)20:45:55 No.33735822

Nigga

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)21:16:24 No.33735893

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)21:16:24 No.33735893

>>33735807
>I also have no desire to kiss and cum in the same hole.
As said by a faggot who has never known the female touch
>I look down upon the pussy fuckers with disdain. I am enlightened. I...am a fist fucker. I will not sully my mouth with her juices. I'll sully my hands with mine own seed.

Anonymous
09/29/25(Mon)23:16:34 No.33736162

Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)23:16:34 No.33736162

>>33735893
kek lol... lmao... ahahahaha

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)05:42:14 No.33736857

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)05:42:14 No.33736857

>>33735822
Jigga.... Playa...

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)06:42:24 No.33736954

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)06:42:24 No.33736954

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nah you'll be fine

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)07:47:20 No.33737042

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)07:47:20 No.33737042

>>33734907
I got tonsillitis after going down. It was not pleasant. With STDs everywhere why would anyone do this anymore?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)07:58:43 No.33737053

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)07:58:43 No.33737053

>>33734907
I got covid from it

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)08:44:36 No.33737094

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)08:44:36 No.33737094

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>>33737053
>getting covid from pussy

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:11:00 No.33737123

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:11:00 No.33737123

>>33737053
How come people are always getting covid but the entire time it was in the news, I never got it? Not even once?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:49:08 No.33737176

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:49:08 No.33737176

>>33737042
God damn you just put it together for me. Have had tonsilitis on and off for the last month after going down on a girl but I never connected the dots ffs.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:52:14 No.33737181

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:52:14 No.33737181

>>33737176
oh my fucking god stop making pussy scary for me

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:53:46 No.33737183

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:53:46 No.33737183

>>33734907
Bro my ex would have toilet paper all over her pussy from wiping her crotch with toilet paper then when I'd tell her girls aren't supposed to wipe that way she'd literally storm out of the room

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)09:54:20 No.33737184

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)09:54:20 No.33737184

>>33737042
That must have been embarrassing to tell the doctor.
>yeah, I'm a pussy eating beta faggot into femdom, can I get some pills?
Lmao

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)10:00:41 No.33737198

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)10:00:41 No.33737198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Ssk27_T9I

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)10:23:24 No.33737259

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)10:23:24 No.33737259

>>33737184
dude at least the motherfucker is getting pussy I ain't getting no pussy I'm a permavirgin

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)10:28:24 No.33737276

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)10:28:24 No.33737276

>>33737198
>pour some pussy on it
kek

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)10:44:31 No.33737338

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)10:44:31 No.33737338

>>33737184
You are never a beta faggot for eating pussy. Ever...

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)17:41:08 No.33738975

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)17:41:08 No.33738975

>>33737338
Pussy makes you a man, desu.

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)18:39:16 No.33739188

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)18:39:16 No.33739188

>>33735733
No, but you are going to have fecal transplantation. Also, if it's waiting for you, why doesn't she just wipe while waiting. Are you two faggots into scat?

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)21:03:17 No.33739821

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)21:03:17 No.33739821

>>33739188
>fecal transplantation
>googles that shit
>wonders if you have a scat fetish

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)21:17:13 No.33739866

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)21:17:13 No.33739866

>>33734907
unless she was raised by literal animals she knows not to wipe the other way around anon, there shouldn't be shit residue over there, that's how they get infection and that's one the first things mother and even fathers teach their girls, wich way to wipe to avoid UTIs

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)21:29:14 No.33739899

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)21:29:14 No.33739899

>>33737181
Just don’t eat it lmao

Anonymous
09/30/25(Tue)21:30:58 No.33739904

Anonymous 09/30/25(Tue)21:30:58 No.33739904

>>33737176
Ya I’ve had it three times over 10 years and every single time it was days after eating out. I have no idea if this is studied or really the cause

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)05:31:31 No.33741070

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)05:31:31 No.33741070

>>33739899
No, I must eat it. Who the fuck doesn't eat pussy?

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)07:28:33 No.33741350

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)07:28:33 No.33741350

>>33734907
If your gf has HPV. You will eventually contract lung cancer.

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)07:29:34 No.33741355

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)07:29:34 No.33741355

>>33741350
sorry *throat* cancer

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)16:35:14 No.33743474

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)16:35:14 No.33743474

>>33741350
>lung cancer
oh shit...
>>33741355
>sorry *throat* cancer
oh okay but still...

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)20:05:42 No.33744316

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)20:05:42 No.33744316

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>>33734907
I’ve eaten my own pee and poop and it’s never made me sick.

According to Veronica Moser, eating poop only makes you sick if you eat the poop of a person that is sick. Just make sure your girlfriend is healthy and you’ll be fine.

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)20:07:36 No.33744330

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)20:07:36 No.33744330

>>33734907
Does your girlfriend know you have absolutely no clue how a vagina works?

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)20:08:07 No.33744335

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)20:08:07 No.33744335

I like women but think pussy is gross and I'd NEVERR "eat". Just sounds repulsive and sickening. Mostly a fag and likely autistic BTW

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)20:13:56 No.33744375

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)20:13:56 No.33744375

>>33744316
What... the fuck did I just read?

>>33744330
Yes.

>>33744335
Pussy is delicious. Eating it is so based desu.

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)09:59:39 No.33746438

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)09:59:39 No.33746438

>>33744316
Dude no. Just no.

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)18:13:23 No.33748516

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)18:13:23 No.33748516

>>33744316
based scatfag

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)18:26:14 No.33748557

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)18:26:14 No.33748557

>>33748516
No just fucking NO

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)22:35:37 No.33749457

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)22:35:37 No.33749457

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>>33734907
>>33735733
Man, stop overthinking and do it.
What I would do to eat my wife's puss..., it's been years I don't dive down there.
Life is shit.

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)22:52:11 No.33749542

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)22:52:11 No.33749542

>>33749457
and why don't you?

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)02:37:29 No.33750450

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)02:37:29 No.33750450

>>33734907
yes bro that is actually fucking disgusting. stop at once.
t medfag
fucking disgusting

Anonymous
10/03/25(Fri)06:26:59 No.33750968

Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)06:26:59 No.33750968

>>33750450
Which one? The eating pussy laced with shit? Or just eating pussy in general?

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