>start hooking up with girl for about a year>things seem to be building toward a relationship>she gets distant and shady, things eventually fizzle>write it off as typical female behavior>months go by, mutual friends report similar stories of her withdrawing, burning bridges, isolating from everyone in her lifeThe other night she hits me up out of the blue, seemingly to talk about nothing in particular. Then she arrives at her point - there's a wedding coming up. Does she want me to go with her? No. What she wants is to attend the wedding, then sneak out, and have me act as her getaway driver; we are then to spend the night at a hotel, where we will either hookup or she'll kill me in my sleep.Wtf is this? Everything about this plan is harebrained and insane. The hotel isn't very far from either of our houses, so what's the point? Why do I need to be involved at all? Why doesn't she just not attend the wedding?Can somebody help me puzzle out wtf is going on in this woman's brain?
It's just a game she wants to play, dude. Larping to make herself feel alive.
>>33738557I guess it's just hard for me to wrap my head around. This is a 36 year old grown ass woman. And why me? I'm not a catch, I have fuck all going for me, and I clearly wasn't her type before. So why now? She's hot, there are plenty of dudes lined up to take my place, and they've probably all gotten a piece since the last time we talked.
>>33738580She is just acting out a scenario, probably of a runaway bride. You're probably just who she flagged for most likely to go along with it. You're thinking way too deep into this.
>>33738473idk but nice picture OP
>>33738473She might be an avoidant.
>>33738557>>33738611god I can't fucking believe women can do this ;(((THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!THEIR LIVES ARE SO EASY THAT THEY CAN JUST CONTROL OTHER HUMANS!!!!!I WISH I WAS A WOMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY HAVE IT SO FUCKING EASY ;(((((((((((
>>33738611I dunno, you say that like it's such a run of the mill thing. I don't know anyone else in my life who behaves that way.>>33738627Thanks, I thought it was funny.>>33738631This seems to be the most likely scenario.>>33738686???