>>33744631
Finally something I’m qualified to speak on. I’m an MD with my own practice focused on penis lengthening and penis shortening procedures but we also have a great V-team as we call them. Anyway on the whole scalpel thing I’m sure you read something somewhere on the internet about methods, but a lot of the time we have to slightly vary or combine surgical techniques to achieved that tailored feel. Here at my clinic I’ve seen great promise in the angle grinder method, it’s a newer technique, but most major insurers will cover it. Also Home Depot, behind the back of every Home Depot there’s usually a couple chicks in need of cash. Tell that bitch to bite your shit off for 120$ when you’re not looking, usually achieves similar results to scalpel AND non scalpel, and even slightly shorter recovery time. Kudos on getting snipped, we simply don’t have any hospital beds for the unvaccinated.

>>33744783
Oh yeah and if you go with the Home Depot method make sure she doesn’t keep it, those bitches behind Home Depot will try to impregnate themselves with your severed dick, thinking there might be a drop of semen left in you. And as you well know our healthcare infrastructure is so far overstretched that bringing an unvaccinated human in close with a birthing mother(immunocompromised), eager family(immunocompromised) and our our brave circumsizers and other healthcare hero’s(all healthcare professionals are currently immunocompromised due to trump administration budget cuts) is and mortal sin against Greta thumberg(pbuh)

>>33744631
My brother got a vasectomy (no knife) after their 2nd kid. He can't get an erection anymore, the spot where the dr cut and tied his tubes hurts like hell as he starts getting erect and kills the party before it starts.

>>33744631
Dad got one. That’s when he started smacking us around.

>>33746271
How long ago did he get it? I got a vasectomy last year and my penis works just fine. Balls felt tender and sore for a couple weeks after the procedure but otherwise I'm fine.