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>dude I know made birthday today
>tens of his friends post stories congrating him
Meanwhile, I've been friendless for over 10 years...
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>>33744755
I don't understand why people care about birthdays. Wait OP is probably 12.
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>have a birthday party
>people say happy birthday two times and then proceed to clout farm at your party and then throw up on the couch
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>>33744755
I’ve had huge friend circles and smaller one, and periods of absolute anonymity. It’s nice to have friends but if you tear back the façade, most people are taxing to deal with and many plot against each other, using you as the intermediary.

However, it can have its good sides. Like, I managed to fuck most of the viable women and sex pest the rest. And you can find work easier with a network.

However, the ultimate confidence you can develop is by making anyone your friend and creating a mutually beneficial relationship. Most people can be bought with food and drugs, and access to sexual opportunities (from other people).
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>>33744843
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>>33744797
This is not what I'm getting at, you iliterate piece of shit.
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>>33744899
I know it's not what you're getting at I just don't care and want to complain about the celebration of birthdays
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>>33744839
>have shitty friends
>have shitty friends who act shitty at my birthday party
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>>33745281
He says, reading the OP in full.



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