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GenderFavorite Sonic character?
>TFW when have a massage fetishnot only do I not have a woman to indulge it with, I can't even find hentai of it
>>33750040Just get a message with a happy ending
>>33750031>>33750037Stop trying to bait autists
>tfw no big boob gf who jumps up and down when she's happy
>>33750040Massage parlors exist bro
>>33750045HmmmRequest denied
>>33750044no, I want to massage the woman.
are moids capable of love?
>>33750040Get off the goddamned internet you pornbrained faggot.massages are not a fetish
>>33750046I do that but mine are saggy and floppy :^)
>>33750053no
>>33750048>>33750056see >>33750050
>>33750053I'm the only one that is
>>33750040Like a woman massaging you? I want a test subject
>>33750053Idk...
GenderDo you think being cheated on hurts different based on your gender?Not less but different.
>>33750037MShadow, obviously. Also Rogue, because boobies
>>33750053Me love you long time.
>>33750063no, I like to massage girls.
>>33750053Yes, sometimes
>>33750061My answer doesn't change, get certified! On second thought I guess you don't want to feel like you're creeping on women..
>>33750053Yes. I love women very much, and i hope one day that one of them will return the feeling
>>33750050Get off the goddamned internet you pornbrained faggot.massages are not a fetish>>33750061happy?
>>33750070Unforgiveable>>33750046Spinning is boss level
GenderCoke or Pepsi?
>>33750063Hey babe
>>33750077Pepsi because drugs are bad
>>33750053Yes but I'm not
>>33750077MCoke
>>33750077Coke. Pepsi tastes like diet coke.
>>33750078No, i know what you are
>>33750072the issue is it's very explicitly not supposed to be a sexual experience when you're doing it in a professional setting.
>>33750077Coke. I hate both but I can literally never remember what Pepsi even tastes like. It creeps me out.>>33750065Id imagine it's largely the same with most differences coming from gendered social pressures/environments. But the emotions it induces are pretty basic
>>33750084W-what do you mean?
>>33750077mRoyal Crown
>me with my little 5 incher
>>33750077MIdkI've drunk so much zero sugar stuff lately I can't drink the regular stuff anymore
Gender and raceWhat are your honest thoughts on Mixtec male and Rohingya female relationships?
>Coke = cock>Pepsi = penisThoughts?
>>33750086Anything can be a sexual experience if you mask it well enough.
>>33750095What language is that?
>>33750095i think anyone who uses /pol/ words should be sentenced to hard labour in the cobalt mines
overdosed on femanon pussy again...
>>33750098I'm a fanta guyFanta = futa
>>33750098i think so
>>33750098imagine being so gay you look at soda and see dick
>>33750077MBarq's
>>33750101English >>33750104What pol words?
>>33750107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2d_nUwGkHs
>>33750112That's a coke product you fence sitting nigger.
Femanons, do you enjoy giving blowjobs?
>>33750037M, I like Silver the most, but I think Metal Sonic is incredibly cool.>>33750040>I can't even find hentai of itOdd. I can think of a game that released a year or so ago that dealt exactly with massaging a woman and gradually pushing into less appropriate territory.>>33750065No.>>33750077I prefer Pepsi, Coke tastes too sugary and makes my mouth feel weird.
>>33750109i see nipple :O
>>33750037>Favorite Sonic character?FOmega>>33750065>Do you think being cheated on hurts different based on your gender?Sort of? I think it's easy to infer motivation based on gender, but different people will always react differently.>>33750077Dr. Pepper>>33750114That's so fucking dumb, why am I laughing?
>>33750120No.
Either gender. Do you remember what your first /atoga/ posts were like?
>>33750084Yeah, what DID you mean?
>>33750120I would but i am not a sex haver i just believe in itI wish that my brain would become one with it
>>33750126Yes. I cringe at the thought
>>33750123>OmegaHe's at his peak in the new racing game. In case you haven't seen it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azFVRlFJIYw
>>33750126Munironically, one of my first questions here, back in 2021, was "who is jh" lol
>>33750126I asked for dating advice, then me and a bunch of femanons(?) bullied some guy with period facts.Now I'm trapped here.
>>33750053not anymore, its a useless commodity
>>33750077Mcockta
>>33750137I LOVE COCKTA unironically
Do women have the capacity to melt steel beams?
do men have the capacity to love?
>>33750077MArizona Green Tea (Can) >>> allBut if I had to choose.. I guess Pepsi?
>>33750146Only me, I'm the only moid that can love, just ask my cats
>>33750126Probably annoying. I can't keep up that energy anymore.
>>33750142My love for femanons could melt anything, even diamond, which is the strongest metal.
State gender,What would you do if you were on an 8 hour flight, and someone released Snakes on the Plane?
>>33750140you'd be a retard to not. Its better than other sodas in every way
>>33750146how is this question different to this >>33750053 ?
>>33750152skin them
What drives me to succeed is to make all the women who had a crush on me not feel embarassed for having a crush on me for my autism, so that in my future they do not see a slob, but a man, and be like, "I fell in love with an intelligent man."
>>33750152vibe
>>33750157Sounds good
men why don’t you have a waifu and child at the moment
>>33750118I thought it was soda vs soda... if it's products based, then definitely coke
>>33750162They gay
>>33750118lol
>>33750165your waifu and child is gay?wtf are you trans
>>33750162women hate me
>>33750162I'm too dumb
>>33750065F. I don't think so. >>33750077F. Coke.
>>33750162>waifuI'm a broken male and not worth loving>childAbove + don't want kids
>>33750162Nag but this reminds me when i saw a white american trying to be racist and call asian american girls "good little waifus"He was not a weeb
>>33750095F, white. I don't know what those things are and do not care.>>33750120Yeah, very much. It's fun.>>33750126No, it was like 10 years ago lol
>>33750171>broken male and not worth lovingdon’t ever say that, idk you but don’t you ever say that someone will love you ill make a lovespell on you so someone loves you asap
>>33750095you're going to get me banned for racism again asking questions like that
>>33750163>do you like A or B>I like CFuck yourself with a rock.
>>33750152F. Go pick them up, I love sneks.
>>33750126M, not at all, probably moping about being lonelyHbu Ohio?
>>33750177I appreciate the sentiment but if you knew me you would say otherwise I'm sure. There's gotta be a reason I've never gotten to go on a date
either gender, would you be willing to be with someone who wants a monogamous relationship but has little to no interests in the things like marriage, raising kids, or even having 'official' labels for the relationship?
>>33750157Pretty based, honestly.
Women "explore" themselves by "traveling" because they need an outside stimulus to shape them.Men on the other hand want to "meditate" or "think about life" secluded, because they see themselves as an origin point in itself, something that applies change to the world more than being changed by it.
>>33750175>it was like 10 years ago lolI cannot fathom being stuck in this shithole for that long, jesus.
>>33750162Attempts have been made.
>>33750162Corn-fed, Moid hands.
>>33750186MaleI'm really insecure so probably notI've had too many experiences where someone just goes "well I never said X" and I would be too stressed constantly that she would be like "well I never said we were a couple, sorry you misunderstood"
>>33750175Triangulating coordinates.>>33750181those beady eyes are a TRICK!
>>33750186F no wth
>>33750180Groovy!
>>33750162>men why don’t you have a waifuStill haven't recovered from the last time I developed something like that.>child at the momentThere's strong evidence that my DNA is mutated an subsequent offspring would develop increased and worse symptoms of it.Otherwise I feel like my mind and body traits would be good to pass on and I would very much enjoy teaching them. But I have never felt a compulsion to be a father.I'm a lover not a father.
women why dont YOU have a moid?
>>33750188men and women are incomparable wtf are you 12?
>>33750183Iirc, some of my first posts were trying to motivate a femanon to take the trash out by taking mine out at the same time. I think I also wrote a poem for a femanon who was feeling down.>>33750185>There's gotta be a reason I've never gotten to go on a dateThat reason doesn't have to be that you're not good enough or broken, anon. You could meet somebody literally tomorrow.>>33750186M, no. Refusing labels is a red flag.
>>33750186I'm open to it, but not thrilled. My aunt and uncle did it.
>>33750199Moids r gross
>>33750199because i want to be one instead
>>33750199my first bf died of cancer 4 years ago and I refuse to date again since
>>33750186F. No, I always wanted marriage and kids, and would not entertain people who aren't on the same page as me. Someone who struggles with commitment that much would not a good match for me.>>33750189It's not like I live here, I post here occasionally and take time off for months/years often lol
>>33750186>even having 'official' labels for the relationship?Red flag That just tells me I'll be gaslit about what to expect or the nature of the relationship at the drop of a hat.>>33750199I have one, but I probably shouldn't.
>>33750202NTA>poemDo you remember what it was
>>33750188That's why yoga is so popular for men
>>33750162Poor and dumb
>>33750208samesies, sis.
>>33750204>>33750205>>33750207>>33750209All of these responses are a different kind of insane. Get help please
>>33750205Do not troon out. It's the worst of all worlds for ftms.
>>33750207damn, thats rough bud
>>33750199too depressed i refuse to be some fuckload baggage to a potential bf i wish to be stable mentally when bein in love
>>33750219...too late anon.. too late
>>33750215yoga got popular from all the white women exploring India.
>>33750186MNo
>>33750199Not ready, also i'm picky
>>33750202>That reason doesn't have to be that you're not good enough or broken, anon. You could meet somebody literally tomorrow.Nah I'm hermit mode now outside of work and I don't interact with women thereBesides I'm 30 years old, if I was gonna have romance in my life I think I'd have at least had a date by now. I've approached plenty but only gotten rejection
>>33750199terminally online fucktards here think it’s really easy for women but despite not being fat or ugly no man wants me so fuck i give up every man i tried getting to know either ghosts me or says they don’t want a relationship idk where else to look
>>33750199I have one. He's really, really cute.>>33750188Both men and women typically grow by reflecting on their own experiences - both experience and self reflection are fairly meaningless without the other. If you just do things without ever stopping to take in what you're doing, you're not growing. If you sit inside "reflecting" without getting any real life experience you become like the men on this site.
>>33750222Genuinely, thank you for not seeking out a bf to fix all of your problems for you. I hope things improve for you
>>33750229Have you tried here?
>>33750224All of them? DamnThat's why men love to go buy cigarettes or milk
>>33750229Hey babe
>>33750223That's rough dood.
>>33750218I'm Gucci Got my moid beside me right now.>>33750219You don't have to troon out all the way, I took topical T on my clit for a while for growth. The best thing is that you can pick and choose if you're not trying to pass at all.
>>33750229>idk where else to lookanime conventions
>>33750195>those beady eyes are a TRICK!Genuinely zero brain cells. I don't know how snakes can be depicted as evil when they're legitimately just the most retarded animals.I love them so damn much.
>>33750210Enough to pull it up. It's embarrassing though...
>>33750236Disgusting
>>33750234NtaStealing this image ty
>>33750236Hello CB. Been a little while
>>33750237fuckin not a weeb my hyper fixation is classical music and hiking
>>33750236>You don't have to troon out all the waySo you have a fetish for it.
>>33750242StaStealing this gif ty (i love legs)
>>33750239Please post it? I wanna see
>>33750238shut up, smolie.I will roll you up into a blanket and hide you away in a closet.
>>33750248Pretty sure that's a guyJust in case you're a gooner not a goonette
>>33750244Become weeb, have your pick of men
women how do you feel about being called shawty?
>>33750252I'm the second
>>33750248>>33750242(Mega) YIKKERS!
>>33750254fuck off
>>33750186>monogamous relationshipOf course.>marriageLife partners are kind of vital for when you get old or when life throws you a curveball. Getting the government or law involved can be helpful for benefits. But meh.>raising kids'sfine. My DNA is sketchy anyway.>or even having 'official' labels for the relationshipThis immediately screams either:A. "terrified of commitment", which is fine in the beginning but at some point you're operating on a delusional level of bullshit. If you've been in a relationship for nearly a decade and don't want to commit to a gottdang label? You're broadcasting worthlessness.B. "I'm unique and not like others!" You're not too good to have a bf or gf. You aren't special. Your relationship isn't complicated and unique. You're either dating, bf/gf, engaged, married, or exes. Those are the choices. You don't have to commit to a specific place along the spectrum but you aren't above or beyond it.Thresholds exist.If you're comfortably past the point of dating exclusively, you're in a relationship. If your relationship is agreed to last forever, you're engaged. If you've had the ceremony or lived together long enough, you're married. If you're not longer in a relationship, you're exes.
>>33750259then eat a bag of dicks ;)
>>33750258Stealing your semen ty
What is the sexiest (non European) accent?
>>33750228Why don't you interact with women at work? Just because there are none?>>33750250I can link it, but it's nothing incredible, I promise you.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31360249/#31360611
>>33750255I'd find it odd, everyone I talk to is very white.
>>33750262i’ll make sure yours is in the bag before i burn it
>>33750244>>33750259I think i know why men dont like you lmao
>>33750256Then by all means enjoyPic related just for your collection as its the only other pix of men's legs I could find in my gallery
>>33750264German or icelandic
I want to hug a femanon, maybe squeeze her a bit, pull her in close, kiss her for a while
>>33750259It was a legit suggestion but alright don't look for men in male-centric hobbies
>>33750245I wouldn't call it that, or rather it goes beyond that but I'm not exactly trying to be a man to the public so IDC, see it how you want.
>>33750269Interesting
>>33750260i dont really agree with how one can be "terrified of commitment" yet in a devoted long term monogamous relationship?the labels things isnt some scapegoat to be able to act out later on like a lot of ppl seem to be mistaking it for.
>>33750265I really wonder if that femanon is still around?Sweet poem btw anon :)
>>33750277WOmen love to
>>33750272I AM STUPIDIdk about non euro that's all i care about
>>33750272*NON EUROPEAN*, anon, can't you READ
Women, how obvious it is when you make a man nervous?
>>33750282NO IM GOONING TO LEGS
>>33750279I feel like it’s either JH or Neuro
>>33750272
>>33750279I do too. And thank you very much.
Girls, ever been asked out and thought he doesn't get that Im out his league?
>>33750283Why, did a woman make you nervous?
>>33750283I'm ugly so that doesn’t happen
>>33750265>Why don't you interact with women at work? Just because there are none?I'm a night security guard, my entire department is male, and all other departments leave soon after I get there and don't show up til right before I leave. Besides even if they were present, nobody wants to talk to security, the department actually has a horrible rep because so many of the guards just spend their shifts flirting with and distracting the women
>>33750283Very. And I love it, it makes me feel so good. I like men who are nervous around me so much more than the ones who are confident, it activates my brain lol
>>33750295NtaNeed a gf like you
>>33750293Understandable in that case. Still, you never know. I'm 31 and have never technically had a date either.
>>33750290No. I just feel sorry when I reject guys, frankly.>>33750297Wish you the best, anon.
er guys what the f does she mean by this :(((((
>>33750300you communicate poorly.She is bored.
>>33750300LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>33750265This poem was for me, right? Still very cute.
>>33750298This is just baseless rumor, but didn't you have a thing with one of the femanons ITT at one point? I remember seeing something about it a long time ago. You're nice, you should have someone
is midna inherently a gooner character?
>>33750290Yes, many times. I've posted lots of horror stories about unaware guys asking me out.
We need more casually stupid anons
>>33750309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StvcDAHF7uo
>>33750298>31 Weird, you give off 20s vibes >>33750300She's breaking up with you.
>>33750309She took the smug loli archetype to 11But honestly she's worth more than just gooning, she's wife tier
Why is Molly Bloom such a whore?
>>33750312What is a casually stupid anon
How come fat dudes being overly hairy is so common? Both for facial hair and body hair.Why can't fat dudes ever just have a little bit of body hair and shave? is it a lack or self care sort of thing or just a preference?
State gender and your favorite (European) accent
>>33750309>tfw one of the only video game characters I liked and felt represented by was naked, floating fap bait to most guysWas she even black-coded, or was I just desperate for relatability at the time when the game came out? I genuinely can't remember.
>>33750313horry shit is that system downs??
>>33750308Yes. I've had relationships, both offline and online. Just never an actual date.>>33750314That's probably not good, right? Like I'm immature.>>33750306If you're the so-called "gross weirdo who gets off on genuine compliments", then I guess so?
>>33750322MSwiss(chan) or that low-voice grill.
>>33750322F. Bri'ish.
>>33750321I have pretty thin body hair imoI have a beard but just a goatee to cover my chin or else I'd have a baby face. I groom it pretty well imo, use oil and conditioner on it so it's at least presentable
>>33750229>despite not being fat or ugly no man wants meI'm going to go ahead and doubt you.>so fuck i give upThis I believe. Dating is difficult.>every man i tried getting to know either ghosts me or says they don’t want a relationshipGuys ghosting is odd. Saying they don't want anything serious is almost on the level of girls on dating apps saying that they don't want hook ups when they definitely do. If they say they do, they get jumped on.Girls get dicks thrown at them when they *don't* admit to being okay with hooking up quickly. Admitting it might be a possibility means many guys assume she's a free use whore and approach her as such.For guys, they can literally establish that they are looking for something casual, maybe friends, maybe something more... and then start talking to women who are literally discussing the timeline towards marriage before they've gone out on a single date.Or maybe these guys are looking for easy sex, realized that you weren't that, and moved on.1/2
>>33750319Someone like me, i don't get into retarded discussions i just mess up sometimes and i need someone to do it too so i don't get recognized>>33750322F german or icelandic
>>33750323>Was she even black-codedntaAs a black man, i have never once thought Midna was black coded. Is this a thing?
>>33750325>Yes. I've had relationships, both offline and online. Just never an actual date.How does that work?
>>33750322M, Russian, maybe French.
>>33750329The question is why do they think you're going to be easy sex. Some guys always will. Indian men will ask for vageen and the like. It's inevitable.But if *every* guy ghosts or tells you they don't want a relationship then either:A. It's been a short amount of time and not a lot of guys. Which is understandable. Women are not used to rejection and it's rough.B. You are selling a relationship where guys are looking for hook ups. Bars, parties, and Tinder are not great places to find a relationship. It can happen, but it's not likely and you're disappointed them as much as they're disappointing you.C. You are broadcasting "easy" vibes and not realizing it. If you're wearing a whore's uniform, they'll think you're a whore. This is very common with women who find a guy, get excited, sleep with iim right away, and then he thinks that she's just a hookup and is confused and put off when she gets serious. A perfectly normal human interaction is taken as manipulation or deception instead.And then incels post online about how gf's made their bfs wait yo have sex despite having hookups previously. >idk where else to lookWhere have you looked? For how long?It took daily effort posting on 8 websites for 8 months before I got the nibble that became my first gf.
>>33750264I have a soft spot for Aussies.
>>33750322MaleWelsh ezGod what I wouldn't give to be playfully bullied by a welsh girl
>>33750331he's baiting.ignore
It sucks having a non-sexy foreign accent.
>>33750325I dunno you give off pretty chill and reasonably emotionally mature vibes, I guess you just don't seem jaded? Granted I mostly skim, but it's a good thing.
>>33750336
>>33750321Probably a correlation between lots of body hair and a lack of interest in maintaining their body.Or confirmation bias. I honestly don't know.
>>33750339Don't worry slovenia-kun
>>33750322F. Certain British accents.
do women like American accents?
>>33750325>"gross weirdo who gets off on genuine compliments"Of course that's me.>>33750339It sucks worse to have an accent that nobody can agree on. I get a handful of contradictory responses from anons everytime I post my voice ITT. I'll never know exactly how others hear me beyond "cute".
>>33750264french canadian loopholebrazilian
>>33750349You have to post it now
>>33750346Only if you're a Chad in my country but i'd still look at you weird because i don't trust americans
>>33750344that aint me nigga.
>>33750340Fr. Ohio has some of the most valid reasons I’ve seen ITT to be jaded but doesn’t come off that way at all
>>33750353based
>>33750355Aw
>>33750352I just posted some today. >>33747896Also I've posted longer blog shit that seems to confuse people even more.
>>33750338?
>>33750162>25>former neet>broke>just a got a job a few weeks ago>make 10 cents above minimum wage>still don't have my own place yet>no higher education or useful skills>barely interact with women in my age rangeWhile I could put more effort into my looks, I'm financially and academically unattractive atm, while also lacking the proper social skills that are necessary to get a wife. I also refuse to have children out of wedlock like my mother did and I want to make sure that having a child won't cripple my wife and I financially.
>>33750300Bad news incoming. Not necessarily a break up but situation is not looking good.Stay calm, expect they she's going to tell you that you're both dying of AIDS, it will be better than that, then ask her to give you a minute, think about your response and think how it might be received, and then respond as honestly as you can while also considering how you would want it to be described if you both told this story to everyone.
>>33750339Same anon, same.>>33750346I like some of them, yeah. I tend to see them as the default tho. If it makes sense.
>>33750332Idk. We talk at length, then meet up.>>33750340Thank you very much, I'm flustered.>>33750349Idk what to say. Some of my first /atoga/ posts ever were directed at you, and we've engaged a lot since then. Even if I was just an anon for most of it. I'm very glad you liked it.
>>33750309Comparatively but not necessarily. There's some plausible deniability.I fapped like a madman, obviously.
>>33750360I thought you meant you had a weird accent but you're just a bog standard American/Canadian.
>>33750360Sounds pretty basic american, maybe valley girl
>>33750366>Idk. We talk at length, then meet up.Wouldn't that meetup be a date?
>>33750369>>33750370So I don't sound ghetto to you two?
>>33750371Is meeting up at somebody's place to play games or more really a date though?
>>33750300I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's probably over. Assuming you didn't completely wrong her, you should listen to what she has to say, try to be understanding and then take it from there. You might be able to salvage your relationship but in my experience when someone talks to me like this, it's done, it might not be today but it will happen eventually. The seed of doubt/anger/disgust, whatever she's feeling will grow unless you make a significant change. It's up to you to decide if you want to do that or not, but like I said, just be calm and understanding
>>33750360Belize?
>>33750359im not the only selfhating balkanoid itt
>>33750374Ghetto? If you're black you just sound like a white woman.
>>33750374Youz a Queen?
>>33750379I like slovenia-kun but i don't know him enough, that's why i like him
>>33748682idk she had socks on but my feet are like twice the size of hersI hope I didn't come off as a feet memer. She ranted about immigrants in Japan while talking about her need to overcome her nicotine addiction(I went out with her when she went to smoke), it was funny and kinda based.>>33748713I didn't even drive, we ended up ubering because we all drank so much during the pregame.It was a fun time, I bench pressed my korean friend, squatted her and gave her a piggyback ride, idk why she jumped on me when she has a bf but she was super drunk. She also tried to massage my thighs and made me massage her thighs. She called me squishy because I'm builtfat but really liked my arms.
Moids, how would you like your gf to dress? Post pics if you want.
>>33750386are you gonna marry him?
>>33750374Not in the slightest, unless Beverly Hills is ghetto now
>>33750390M, picrel.
>>33750391No, he's just my neighbor
>>33750376If you guys are a couple, yeah I think so. I would consider it one, at least
>>33750390winter coats with fur collarsPURE SEXO
>>33750390Goth, the style depends on the occasion though
>>33750394nevermind.
>>33750378Not at all.>>33750381I get that often, but I also get called out for sounding non-white, too. Despite living in the US my whole life.>>33750385I've been called worse.>>33750392The stupid thing is that's not even the right coast I'm on.
>>33750366I'm glad the fact that your early posts were with me didn't drive you away from the thread somehow. I feel like I don't make good first impressions for myself or ATOGA as a whole.
>>33750395If so, then I guess I lied to that anon. :(>>33750390Whatever makes her comfy really. I do like dresses and skirts.
>>33750400>The stupid thing is that's not even the right coast I'm on.Yeah, I remember lol, I didn't know who you were at first but once I heard the voca I realized. I don't know how you got it but it's definitelu a valley girl accent, I hear it all the time living in Cali. It's pleasant though, you have a nice voice
>>33750388oh also the Japanese girl messaged me she was at another dorm when she said she was going home so it might be over
>>33750400wotchu mean, cuz?
>>33750404stfu
>>33750394italian, austrian, hungarian or croat?
>>33750390Does anyone know what this is called? i always found thins outfit really attractive, but i dont even know what to google to find it so i had to settle for this crude drawing.
>>33750390MI don't care too much for the specific clothing/style my future gf wears but I want her to know how to dress herself well. Picrel is something I find cute and am quite fond of tho, minus the earmuffs maybe. The wings are a bit silly
>>33750402>If so, then I guess I lied to that anon. :(I am still that anon lol
>>33750403I grew up and currently live in an all white community, pretty much. There are people who have moved here from all over, including some west coasters, but it's not like I was raised by one. If anything, I was raised mostly by TV.>>33750405Don't you start.
>>33750407Why?
>>33750410A pinafore?
>>33750409One of those yeah
>>33750411damn, I wish I had a Snow GF.
>>33750390Don't really care as long as the clothing isn't very revealing.
>>33750416yeah I figured that part. thats all of the countries that surround me
>>33750413>If anything, I was raised mostly by TV.I think that might be why then? It was super common on tv back in the day, as you probably rememberUnrelated but that reminds me of my favorite autistic mage who is the only character in the game that speaks in ye olde english because he was raised by books and that's how people in them wrote
>>33750413so... are you 100% AA or mixed?The trail you left is confusing.
>>33750420Maybe it's the one you fear the most
>>33750401Not at all. I was really pretty genuinely touched. I spontaneously wrote a poem at nearly 3 am, you know?>>33750412Oh.In any case, I don't think I did anything special to get that sort of attention. It was just connections that I formed in daily life that gradually blossomed. That's why I think it could happen at pretty much any point, with no warning.
>>33750423I dont fear any of them. But I like Italy the most
>>33750422The snail trail? Not her fault she’s horny
>>33750278>i dont really agree with how one can be "terrified of commitment" yet in a devoted long term monogamous relationship?These kinds of individuals see a difference between doing the thing and "committing to it". Effectively, they've behaved exactly like they're committed. But it's likely something like their self image is that of someone who doesn't commit. Or not calling it "commitment" makes it less scary to them.They operate under the same delusion as an addict: "I can quit at any time." By spending so much of their life with someone, they've almost certainly made themselves vulnerable to them. But they can't admit to that vulnerability because it makes it more real, more terrifying.My wife got a dog and I didn't want another dog of mine to die so I didn't call him my dog until he was attacked by bees. I didn't want to admit to the vulnerability.>the labels things isnt some scapegoat to be able to act out later on like a lot of ppl seem to be mistaking it for.It's just bizarre to care about to me.I get the confusion about when labels should be applied and when exclusivity should be discussed and all that.But actively intentionally being disinterested in ever labeling your relationship seems like another form of delusion to me.Whether or not someone plans to cheat or escape exclusivity, if you're denying that someone you've passed all the relationship benchmarks with is someone you're in a relationship with, then you're avoiding reality for some reason.If a guy you're dating lives with you and you've agreed to not date other people and someone calls him your bf and you correct them that he's not, you seem either delusional or too pretentious to accept conventional labels.Both are odd to me.
>>33750417>damn, I wish I had a Snow GF.They do seem fine. Too bad it doesn't snow where I live :/This one is pretty good too, but I often wear all black and I don't want to match
>>33750415>pinaforegoogle images seem to have a lot of variations of this, but i think this might be what i'm thinking of, yeah
>>33750429niceee
>>33750421I wish I was compare to elves more often.>>33750422I'm latina/black/white. Mostly white, but obvs it doesn't show compared to all the white people around me.>>33750424Well I'm sorry I'm never as creative in my responses. My posts ITT typically boil down to me asking dumb questions, begging for advice, or some variation of "please talk about your dicks".
>>33750429>I often wear all black and I don't want to matchWhy not? I think that's pretty cute.
>>33750400Idk you sound LatinaI might be saying that because my parents and sisternhave been watching Wednesday nonstop while I visiting them for 2 weeks
>>33750390>Moids, how would you like your gf to dress? Post pics if you want.I'm guessing 95% of the results for "goth girl" on Google image search...
>give attention to two girls>the third one in the group seems to like me moreI don't get this psychology but damn that's interesting
>>33750432>I wish I was compare to elves more often.Just for that I'll picture you as an elf now
what do women think of the male perineum?
>>33750427I know you didn't ask, but mine was awful today. I'm talking fully soaked pad. Glad I went pad plus liner.
>>33750432Oh... so kinda like Christina Aguilera?
>>33750426I'm very mysterious
>>33750390Idk I barely notice clothes at allSometimes when I'm out with my mom or sister I can't find them because I forget what color shirt they're wearing
>>33750432It's okay. Your posts still have plenty of value. We've had some good interactions - talking about getting emotional at Sonic 3, talking horror movies and the killers in them, that Saw trap voca thing I did, talking about The Monkey and how wacky it was.
>>33750434I do tend to slip into a Mexican accent as a joke sometimes, too. I'm sure I don't make shit easy for people trying to figure out what I am.>>33750438There was actually a dark eld being posted ITT when I was talking about how there are no anime girls with my body type and skin tone I could ever cosplay as. I felt very seen, even if it was clearly fap bait.
>>33750439its ugly asf
>>33750433Well, now that you made me think about it for more than a split second, maybe it would be kinda cool to have coordinated outfits :)
GENDER, am i fucking freak!?so when i think, it is almost exclusively in an allocetric way (this is the sense of where you are in an absolute related to objects around you; i'll call this sense allospace). i think about things in allospace, when i imagine things, it is in allospace. if i need to do something, like if i want to go wash my hands, where my sink is relative to me becomes noticeable in allospace, but then my perspective changes so that i am relative to my sink, and this represents like goal-direction.am i LOSING it?? i was basically born blind so idk. i can see now but it seems i use allospace for depth perception as well, as i see slight double images constantly but they don't fuck up my depth
>>33750446Not the accentThe intonation
>>33750443if you're in the bushes outside im going to crash out
>>33750455
>>33750442Maybe in background, idk.But in looks, not really if we're talking celebrity lookalikes.
>>33750449CUTE. Have a good day.
>>33750455I'm just very close
>>33750415>>33750430You were right, holy shit. It is a variation of a pinafore dress. This is exactly what i was thinking of. I find this soooo attractive
Men, would u feel flattered or creeped out if u found out a previous friend of urs has been frequently stalking ur twitter even months after the friendship ended?
>>33750451It makes sense to me but I'm not really aware of this myself.In my head what you're describing is more like I am isolated and then I extend my awareness to the object and then pull myself towards it like a Legend of Zelda hookshot. Or Batman's grappling hook.My perspective is focused on me and the focused on what I've hooked. But I always remain in the center.I'm unfamiliar with the term allocentric
>>33750460>>33750456im just warning you, my cat is very aggressive
>>33750451Sorry anon, i don't fully get it
>>33750436Yeah. I am attracted to 20/21 and that's just because of her size, not the clothes.Goth is such an easy button for me it's pathetic.
>>33750437I used to wear a ring and tell women I was engaged. I slept with every woman in my class except one.
>>33750465Please don't worry, you're super safe
>>33750437She feels like she has to up her game to earn your attraction and "win". It's likely subconscious too
>>33750463would probably just think thats kind of cringe
>>33750424>In any case, I don't think I did anything special to get that sort of attention. It was just connections that I formed in daily life that gradually blossomed. That's why I think it could happen at pretty much any point, with no warning.I probably try too hard to make it happenOr these days don't even open myself up to it lolI don't know though, I've never had a connection like that
>>33750465I'll give it the finest cat food it has ever had.We will become Frens.
>>33750459It's bed time for me lol but I will be having an amazing day tomorrow (hopefully). Goodnight anon :)
>>33750463My twitter has never posted anything, so that would indeed be pretty creepy. But if we're assuming I post on social media in this hypothetical... No, yeah, still pretty creepy. I assume we're "previous friends" for a bad reason, and don't like the idea of such a person keeping track of me.
>>33750463Depends on how the friendship ended.I hope my distant friends even think about me.
>>33750476WHO ARE YOU millenial sounding creaturedon't harass him
>>33750463My friendships only end because they stop putting any effort in ans effectively ghost me so I think I'd be pretty upset
why is it so difficult to just find some gentle ball massage videos? 90% of the stuff i find is either handjobs or ball busting :(
>>33750474dang>>33750478nothing personal of his is posted but he does post>>33750479>>33750482he assured me it wasnt me but him to be the reasoning behind us no longer being friends any longer.
>>33750480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaeYhkHwoys
>>33750471I know im safe, im armed>>33750476She's a diva and wont eat anything that isnt the special food that I have to buy for her alergies (or mice/birds and bats she slaughters on a regular basis)
>>33750485>he assured me it wasnt me but him to be the reasoning behind us no longer being friends any longer.This doesn't make any sense to me in the context of friendship? Did he explain further?
>>33750487>She's a diva and wont eat anything that isnt the special food that I have to buy for her alergies (or mice/birds and bats she slaughters on a regular basis)NTA but my cat is the same and she drives me mad. I found her in a dumpster, I don't know how she became so fussy.
>>33750290I don’t think like that, it’s really awkward having to decline though
Take this vocabulary test now to prove you're not a wordlet.https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
>>33750483Well, the fact that I've never even heard of a "ball massage" is probably a big factor in there not being many. What on earth even is that? Applying pressure to balls is not pleasant.
>>33750448do women like literally anything about men??
Cute european armed man
>>33750488mental illness, he told me having a friend was making it hard for him to focus on himself amidst his depression and he was getting worse. i offered all sorts of alternatives; not chatting as frequently, furthering the break we were already on, or even only talking on his terms and i'd never message him outside of that, but he wanted me gone completely.
>>33750494testicle massages can't be that rare of a concept
>>33750496Indo-European
>>33750445>Your posts still have plenty of valueNot all of them. I admit I was on a depressive shitposting spree earlier today with that tittymonster discussion.
>>33750466>>33750464oh actually, if you've ever played BotW or TotK, it's really a lot like those 3d maps. like this is supposed to be one sense among many, why is it the foundation of my cognition
>>33750475I really hope it happens for you soon, anon. Hang onto a little bit of hope, keep yourself open to new possibilities.
>>33750501Indo
>>33750495i like when they can be fun real people to talk with, shoot the shit, cuddle and love on. When they focus on sex and genitalia alot they sound gross and pervy like teenage boys>>33750496mixed european men>
>>33750490I got mine from a breeder, so she's a 10/10 pretty queen princess but she's a murder machine that basically decimated the bird and mice population she knocked birds out of the air when she was younger
>>33750463i'm not sure i'd feel either, but i'd think positively of that. if i heard that through the grapevine, i might actually try to contact him and be his friend
>>33750493I'm ESL, so I'm not sure this is accurate.
FellasI might be turning into a normie
>>33750493What do I win?
>>33750507I like my men whiteI like my men dominantI like my ice cream vanilla
>>33750512Good for you
its great how studious these test taking fags are
>>33750515I like my women like cotton candy:soft, joyful and pink.
>>33750498Uhhhh I'm not a therapist and struggle with this myself but my understanding is that that is the opposite of what you should doAlso that cutting social connections is a sign of possible plans of suicide
>>33750512https://youtu.be/V4kWpi2HnPU?t=48
>>33750519I'm not that colorful
>>33750493Not great. :(>>33750502I don’t think being overcome by emotion and behaving poorly makes you lesser. You know it wasn’t right. That’s very good. I think most anons would say you’re a net positive for the thread.
>>33750520trust me, i know, the first time we had a break i was on edge for days until i saw him posting random crap on his twitter again which showed me that he's not dead. that's partially why i still 'stalk' his twitter even months after he broke things off. he's active and therefore alive. man does it makes me feel like such a loser tho, im still hung up over him like a lost dog while he seems to have forgotten me with ease.
>>33750509My dad has been sick lately and my cat is in love with my dad, so she keeps sneaking out of the house and bringing him dead mice. It's very cute.
>>33750524A net positive for their boners, maybe.
>>33750493Get on my level.
>>33750493I think I did pretty good
>>33750390Women ask this then get offended at the idea when it comes from a man.Irregardless, I have an image in my mind but I know so little about fashion I don't know how to find examples of it. Essentially thick fabrics, sweaters, pants, dresses with a kind of sweater-coat. Something that covers and is thick but follows her female form but also isnt skin tight. Do I make sense?
There's a purity test too https://www.arealme.com/rice-purity-test/en/
>>33750037Amy chads rise up
>>33750534>Women ask this then get offended at the idea when it comes from a man.I get upset when a man expect me to dress in things I don't feel comfortable and confident in because it is what he likes. I will cater to my husband's tastes within my own preferences.
>>33750463I dont have any social media. There is nothing for them to stalk. If I did I would post anything so also there wouldn't be anything to stalk. Maybe stalking who I follow and post a like but I don't even comment on things.I would mostly think: get a life dude.
>>33750539im not doing it to be weird, its partially out of concern and partially out of missing the guy,
>>33750528Oh hush. Take the compliment.>>33750536I am bland.
>>33750505Thanks for the support anon, like I said you're very kind
>>33750534No but you made me look things up and i can't believe i'm wishing to have something that comes from deviantart now
i regret everything
>>33750525You sound like a very good friend anon and I'm frustrated on your behalfI hope your friend gets better and re-enters your life soon
>>33750536F92 pure
>>33750536F. What the FUCK did I do that was "unspeakable"? Anal sex?>>33750543You know I can't take a compliment unless I have explicit permission to use it inappropriately.
>>33750556>Anal sex?Yeah probably that, non-pornbrained people don't do that.
GendersWhat the hell is "kissing horizontally"
>>33750548me when i come to my senses and realize what just transpired
>>33750536Don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed by this score
>>33750558F. Kissing while laying down, I assume?
>>33750557Fuck you.
>>33750544Prior thread? I appreciate it. Just don’t let your experience jade you too much.>>33750556You can, if you want. Schlick to the poem too if you must.Btw you can tap on the number to see the list of what qualified for it.
>>33750557Agreed
>>33750562It's not normal to have sex in the poop hole, I don't know what to tell you. Gay guys only do it because they have no alternative.
>>33750556>27 immortal acts committedsis is a timeless legend
>>33750553>>33750560Based
poop hole sex is not sex
>>33750564Maybe I will. And thanks. Apparently it qualifies threesomes as "unspeakable". Pretty stupid.>>33750567It feels uniquely good, though.>>33750569Ikr? The typo made me doubt the reliability of the test maker.
>>33750570Actually makes me feel good that I’m not the only one..
Anal sex is a meme. What normal guy thinks "Well I got this pussy here. It feels good, it's self lubing, it's safe to use, and it won't hurt my partner. HOWEVER I'd rather stick my penis in this hole full of turds, that I have to lube up so I don't injure my partner, and it stinks as well."
>>33750556MDamn bitch I have literally paid for sex and I got a better score than that
>>33750575Ok pastor. Now go say ten Hail Mary's for even thinking about it.
>>33750573>It feels uniquely good, though.Hope you used a condom, even if someone asked me to fuck their but I'm not going in without a condom. Don't care if they have a clean STD panel, it's too gross.
>>33750575I'm not a fan of anal but it won't result in pregnancy at least
>>33750556Probably the threesome
>>33750525this happened to me but it was a my ex. we're still on good terms but she distanced herself, and i'm in a similar boat, visit a social media just to see there's some kind of activity. i've stopped doing that, though, i gotta trust her to look after herself someday
>>33750575Possibly injuring your partner with your dick is a big part of the appeal lets be honest.
>>33750577Fuck you.>>33750580Condoms are obviously important for any sort of sex, most of the time. Not from just safety standpoint, from a hygiene one.>>33750582Yeh, that was one. And other one was an overlapping question about having more than one partner in 24 hours or whatever, which is a given with a threesome.
Life is not fair when bi girls treated you as a kissing practice dummy
Okay what about ass eating or facesitting
>>33750588>bi girlsno such things lawl
>>33750585NTA, but my bf injures me with his dick during PIV way more harshly than during anal.
>>33750585This is true, a lot of guys want anal sex due to latent sadism.
>>33750586JH, Im surprised that youre are surprised by your score. Come the fuck on.
>>33750590What do you mean...
>>33750594bi girls = hetero women larping as 50% queer for attentionbi dudes = gay men larping as 50% straight for their dignity
>>33750594>still believes women existAnon I...
>>33750589Haven’t done it but want to
>>33750593I feel like I've only taken reasonable risks and lived life in an informed way. If knowing shit and trying shit is what makes me impure, rather than aspects like context, motive, and circumstance, then fuck purity. I just want to be happy and make the people I love happy.
love doesn’t exist
>>33750564>giving JH permission to fap to something like thatOkay sure but why?
>>33750596Okay then it was hetero girls but they mostly did it in private or without other men around>>33750597I'm not real
>>33750606>I'm not realI'm sorry you had to find out this way
>>33750589Sitting on face and having my ass eaten are both great. I've had my face sat on, and it was alright. I don't want to eat ass because I honestly feel like nobody else is going to be as cleanly autistic as me when it comes to prepping for buttstuff.
the masculine urge to severely injure your gf with your penis and tell her she doesnt love you unless she puts her self-preservation instincts aside and becomes an active participant in her own debasement
>>33750612It's takes like this that make me worry that I'm disrespecting myself in bed. Fuck you.
>>33750612Misandrist foid hands
>>33750604>implying JH has ever let consent get in her way
>>33750612What does that mean in human language
>>33750602Your feelings are bullshit. What context would make a threesome more or less pure. What the fuck were you expecting when you took the quiz?
>>33750616he wants to plow you... until you orgasm/cum with the force of a thousand suns.
>>33750600Based>>33750610Extremely based if female
>nearly 4 am, have to be up at 9TGIF. Good night /atoga/.>>33750604She can do what she wants with it. I wrote it specifically for her, before I even knew of “JH” as a concept.
>>33750618Wouldn't that hurt him too?
>>33750606so ur saying ur really a woman who has same sex attraction?
>>33750604Do you just not follow the threads or what?>>33750615And you, too.
>>33750498>>33750485Depression will lie to you every step of the way.I suspect that in that scenario, I would be actively resisting thoughts that my existence is putting a burden on you because you feel the need to check after me. And then, rather than occasionally reach out to you to ensure you that I was as well as I could be, I would instead do absolutely nothing and feel bad about it.Dealing with depression got *SO* much easier after I imagined it like a literal demon saying whatever it can in my head to try to get me to destroy myself.For some reason, when I think something terrible about myself, it feels true. But imagining a conspiring imp selling it to me makes it clearly absurd: "I'm always going to feel this way! ... except I've felt this way before and it always goes away and I'm fine, so that's bullshit."Then it's just like suffering through an emotional root canal. It eventually ends and I feel better than before.
>>33750622... yes.mutually assured sex-destruction
>>33750613Are you really this emotionally immature or is it just your 4chan character?
>>33750623Not anymore because i got TRAUMA from girls nowbut i still kinda like them a bit no homo
>>33750613it's just sillyposting. are you sure you arent overreacting like you did with tittymonster tyranny? i used to think you were joking when you said things like "I'm so mad", "This makes me so fucking angry", etc. but now im not sure
>>33750617>Your feelings are bullshitRude and dismissive.>>33750619Duh.>>33750621Thanks for the conversations.
foids would you play COOP project zomboid with a bf? its like sims anyways
>>33750632I love project zomboid!!!
>>33750612It do be like that
>>33750630>Duh.Even hotter now that I know your valley girl voice well enough to hear your posts in it
>>33750613the fact that you're sharing a guy with another girl is enough of a humiliation already
>>33750622i need to be so attracted to her that the sensory experience of sex with her is so overwhelmingly addictive it sends me into a death spiral and i expire gracelessly like a mayfly, clutching at her hips
>>33750627You guys are explicitly the ones who have said over and over that I take myself too seriously and need to stop worrying about perceiving acts during sex as devaluing or indicative of a lack of respect. You can't say that AND shitpost about guys enjoying unilaterally degrading their gfs in bed.>>33750629I'm very emotional today for obvious reasons.
>>33750633I suck at it, but its peak comfy for winter weekends
>>33750635What kind of voice were you picturing before?>>33750637It's a very respecting environment, if you ask me.
>>33750493i am this anon btw >>33750451, i don't even think in words, so anyone that is doing worse than me is embarrassing lmao
>>33750641Yeah i play from time to time, not all the time, but i've never tried co-op before, pretty sure it would be much better like that
>>33750283Very. Now, how obvious is it when HE makes me nervous?
The Femanons.
>>33750642>What kind of voice were you picturing before?There wasn't really one attached to you, partly because I struggle to recognize you most the time as it is lol
>>33750621>>33750630Just e-date already ffs
>>33750649Clearly he wants and needs a gentler gf.
is it a good idea to microwave this?
>>33750651Microwave what...? Atoga?
>>33750645NtaIf I ever make a girl nervous I assume it's because I frighten her
>>33750575Fucking a pussy is the boring default way, but anal is literally and figurately a backdoor. It's a way to make things more interesting, amplify the dominance factor and seal the ownership.
>>33750644sounds like tons of fun when you can actually have someone watching your back>casually kiting an entire horde towards femanon as a joke
>>33750625Its uncanny how similar the things you said are to the things he'd say, especially the very last time we spoke, which span over 8 hours straight, none of it good. I'm ashamed of it now but i did get a little frustrated with his insistence to completely rid himself of me and thats where he'd tell me over and over again how all these feelings of his were out of his control, that it wanted the worse for him, and more, all among countless apologies for it all. He had 0 other friends nor close relations with any of his family, he lives alone and in a way that means he doesn’t leave his house at all.if it wasnt for me having access to his twitter activity, i'd have assumed the worse, especially after he has brought up suicide briefly a few times.
>>33750651>>33750652Yes, microwave us all
>>33750654Nta but thre is nothing dominant about penetrating ass and you don't deserve a penis + you'd penetrate nostrils if you could, how masculine of you wow
>>33750654>amplify the dominance factor and seal the ownershipI demand that this talking point ceases.
>>33750659It is true though. Psychological aspect is a big part of it
>>33750504My impediment to understanding fully is that, while I thought for so long time that I was incapable of using a Mind Palace, I actually constantly use one that's just the most retarded form one could ever use:I constantly maintain a 1:1 copy of the real world in my head with a recollection of everything and where it is, each attached to various associations, meanings, and connotations.So I am imagining what I am seeing as I see it and utilize that more than my hookshot location analogous to your allo-location
>>33750655Yeah! I still didn't really explore the new areas, i should get back to it sometime
>>33750647Well now you'll be able to better personify all my stupid questions, which will hopefully make them seem less stupid.
>>33750640>enjoying a platonic coffee date with JH when a certified tittymonster steps through the door, the tinkling of the door chimes reminiscent of a cow's bell, as she visibly tenses and starts talking more animatedly to keep my attention and transparently positions herself between us
>>33750662Anal sex is literally toxic masculinity.
>>33750512My condolences but I hope it comes with increased function and happiness.Good for you, anon.
>>33750662I just like the feeling of his dick in my butt while I strum myself like a guitar. It's not that complicated.
>>337506401. Im pretty sure that was written by a woman, granted as a critique of what men really think and she was right2. Your response is immature, either stop disrespecting yourself in bed or stop caring about something being degrading. But instead your position is fuck you for having opinions that make me feel bad if true even though I dont concede they're true.3. Youre stupid for thinking internet strangers will be consistent and for thinking the same internet stranger that said one thing is the same internet stranger that said the other thing.Bonus. You have a very poor vocabulary, fuck you is all the words you know
>>33750658>Nta but thre is nothing dominant about penetrating assThere is because it's taboo and foids are reluctant to do it. It's like you are pushing your own desire onto her agains her will. But of course if she doesnt like in the end it's all ruined
>>33750665I don't even know what sort of questions you ask other than ones about masks and movie killers
>>33750645Very hard to tell. Women come pre-installed with short randomized episodes of insanity and irrational nervousness, acting as strategic false positives to obfuscate male attempts to read her emotions.
>>33750668Toxic masculinity in small dosage is attractive to foids
>>33750672You can go assert your dominance to a mini-sized toilet bowl and it would make no difference by your definitionAll my virgin niggas avoid men that would penetrate ass like the plague
>>33750667>implying I wouldn't just check her out, too>>33750671>Youre stupid for thinking internet strangers will be consistentThat's the one thing I'll agree with you on, the rest of your post is bullshit. I have to stop thinking that you fucks will be consistent in your characterization of normal people and relationships from day to day.>>33750673I ask a lot of dumb questions about guys' preferences and shit like that. Also lots of dick questions.
>>33750676the balsamic vinegar of opposite sex socialization...
>>33750677Toilet bowls dont have feelings
>>33750663its strange, it explains a lot about me. the first thing to go if i do something like acid is my body's sense of shape and position, i can accurately grab objects after my eyes have been closed for about 40 or 50 seconds, closing one eye does fuck all to my depth perception, and i started finding all this out after trying to figure out why memory palaces don't work for me. i don't think it's for the same reason as you, but maybe similar
>>33750679>I ask a lot of dumb questions about guys' preferences and shit like thatOh, the r63 version of my questions, gotchaGenerally I like answering any questions asked of guysExcept the dick ones lol
>>33750687>Except the dick ones lolBut those are the ones that I need the most comprehensive answers on.
>>33750687Is it fat.
>>33750653>>33750674The last time it happened to me I believe he realised I was nervous but he misattributed it to the topic we were discussing
>>33750685And you have no honor or power, imagine having everything that comes with being a man and everything that comes with being a woman and you go for something retarded like that to "assert dominance", again, you'd fuck nostrils and ears if you couldAssfuckers and footfags are the same breed
>>33750493Not too shabby for an esl
>>33750691You missed the part where I said that there would be no enjoyment if she doesn't like it
why are the men on here desperate for gfs? what’s going on?
>>33750688>>33750689It's small so even if I wasn't ashamed my responses would be an outlier regardless and not helpful
>>33750695It's all I've ever dreamed of, the biggest goal in my life
>>33750694I'm talking about your own enjoyment only, i'm very sorry for your penis and i am crying right now
>>33750697why?
>>33750695There aren't enough women on this planet, so a lot of us are FAs.
>>33750695chemicals in the brain
>>33750701I don't really know. I've always wanted it for as long as I can remember, the idea of a life partner to build a life with, someone to plan romantic dates with, and someone to just chill at home with, all have this appeal that nothing else ever comes close to. It's like there's a huge hole missing in my heart. It's been there as long as I can remember.
>>33750703>a lot of us are FAs.faggots? .
>>33750696Idc if you think it's small. If it gets and stays hard, it's a good dick in my eyes.
>>33750703>In Russia, women significantly outnumber men; recent statistics from 2025 indicate about 66.78 million males and 77.22 million females, with women comprising 53.63% of the population and men 46.37%. This roughly 10.44 million person difference is attributed to factors including a lower male life expectancy, historically high male population losses due to war, and other social and health factors. How do russoids have incels?
>tfw reading degenerate opinions in this thread.
>>33750695Something tells me this constriction in my chest will go away with a gf.
>>33750706what if you get gf its nothing like you thought and you still have hole in your heart?
>>33750709>If it gets and stays hard, it's a good dick in my eyesTherein lies another problem lmao
>>33750710ask /int/.Actually don't, that activates a nuclear war for some reason...
>>33750698>I'm talking about your own enjoyment onlyThank you
>>33750536Am I good girl
>>33750712what if it doesn’t?
>>33750716Well I hope you get the help you need in addressing that issue.
>>33750713Well, the hole has gone away a couple times before, every time was when I thought a girl felt the same and we were really close and having fun togetherI know it'll come back sometimes like when we fight but I think I at least communicate well enough that it won't be a common thing
>>33750707
>>33750720It did once before
>>33750722anon i hope you find the girl of your dreams who snuggles you and showers you with kisses all over your face
>>33750719The best
>>33750725>>33750724same to you i wish for everyone itt to experience love
>>33750725I really hope so too anon. I don't know how much longer I can last without her
>>33750556Whore.
>>33750730>I don't know how much longer I can last without herwhat have you done to try to meet her?
Femanons just need to touch grass.
>>33750730
>>33750734Years on dating apps, asked friends for help both irl and with the apps, asked out lots of girls I knew, playing online games, even adding femanons off here
>>33750736
>>33750740have you tried travel? concerts? things girls do
Why do men without gfs exist? They have no purpose.
>>33750744Calm down, Mussolini
>>33750744Calm down, Stalin
>>33750741
>>33750743>travel?No one to travel with, and I'm too anxious to go alone>concerts?I've only been to one concert but it didn't seem like a good place to meet people? I couldn't even hear the person next to me>things girls doThe only co-ed thing I know that girls do is go to clubs, but just the idea of those makes me very anxious. I tried more lowkey stuff like meetups nearby that seemed girl oriented but they were too girl oriented in that they were women only
>>33750743Don't go alone though. That marks you out as a friendless loser which is girl repellent.
>>33750752i beg to differ many men on solo trips have found women you just want more excuses to be gfless
>>33750744https://youtu.be/RFQ7ymCmBzs?t=37
>>33750751>I tried more lowkey stuff like meetups nearby that seemed girl oriented but they were too girl oriented in that they were women onlyDid all the women give you the stink eye because they knew you were just there to meet women?
>>33750753>i beg to differ many men on solo trips have found womenThis is called being a "Passport Bro."
>>33750757No, it said on the page that it was women only so I didn't goAlso I only looked up stuff I have an actual interest in like book clubs and sewing clubs>>33750751>>33750753Btw how would I find a gf while traveling? That part doesn't make much sense to me, especially if I want to stay together after I leave
>>33750762just encourage local femanons to touch grass.
>>33750762>like book clubs and sewing clubsGet less girl coded hobbies.
>>33750763They do though?
>>33750695it's not so much i'm desperate for a girlfriend as i am for a girland that girl's name? a litlte name i like to call "life"
>>33750763I don't think my area has femanons>>33750764>do things girls like to do>don't do things girls like to doUltimately I have taken both paths at different points in my life and neither lead me to my goal of finding love
I miss him.
>>33750065MNo. I think the differences are individual.
>>33750656>i did get a little frustrated with his insistence to completely rid himself of meRightfully so. Depression tells you you're worthless but also somehow insists that your assessments of everything is accurate. Logically wrong but easy to overlook in the present.>thats where he'd tell me over and over again how all these feelings of his were out of his controlThat much is true. The feelings were but his actions weren't. The feelings come upon you and thrash you around like a dog with a toy and you're just along for the ride.But even though you can't control your feelings, you can control your actions.I probably...Okay, I probably wouldn't have said anything to anyone and just quietly suffered and withdrew until it passed.But I feel like he should have acknowledged that cutting you off completely wasn't a sound idea for his mental health and that he wasn't in the best position to make such decisions but also that he *felt* like he should cut you off and was likely going to withdraw from you whether or not he should.When I got my head above water I made a few friends that I treasured because they yelled at me not to keep quiet about my shit.I'm not saying you should've. I don't know him or you.I guess I'm just saying that we all need to pay attention to what we're doing, why we're doing it, and if we're getting what we need out of what we do.
>>33750695theyve never had them, so they dont know how annoying they can be yet
>>33750768Where did he go?
>>33750773Who knows.
>>33750774Sounds commitment-phobic. Why do you miss him?
>>33750768drop kick his current GF, smack him over the head with a club, and drag him home with you.
>>33750126I remember explaining to femanon how spontaneous erections work and that it changes with age.
>>33750776women dont love men enough to do that
>>33750152I would have no choice but to quote Samuel L. Jackson.
>>33750775He was kind to me.
>>33750768i miss her. want to mope together?
>>33750157Are you succeeding in that ambition?
>>33750781You’ll find that again.
>>33750781awww
>>33750162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI-rKJdUiuU
>>33750186M. Yes, please.Although I confused by the wanting a monogamous relationship but being averse to labelling it as such. Seems suss.
I've been to those meetup things but they were pretty much strictly for yuppies. You mention your shitty job and they ask if you're at college because they can't understand that for some people that's as high as they're gonna go. There was also this one guy there who was like 40 but slightly retarded who kept trying too hard to make friends, it just made me think I probably look like this guy to the normal people.
>>33750491>it’s really awkward having to decline thoughThis is why I don't ask women out anymore.
>>33750496Europeans are not allowed to be armed.
>>33750736You need to grow up
>>33750686>i don't think it's for the same reason as you, but maybe similarPerhaps.I think it's important to understand why we think how we think. But often people don't even think about how they think....I think. HehI did acid once and I viewed everything in pure metaphor, explained to my roommate that I couldn't leave the apartment when he wanted to go for a walk.Then I went to bed, got caught in a lucid dream I couldn't wake up from that ended up being me dreaming the exact moment by moment ending of Fight Club well over a month before I saw the movie or knew about it, woke up convinced I was still dreaming, accidentally locked myself in my bedroom, tried to physically break out of my room and dream by smashing the wall down with a brown bottle I found at a yard sale and was transfixed by and kept as a decoration ever since, smashed a hole in the drywall with the bottle, realized that it created two white lines across the bottle that I had originally thought were drawn by chalk when I had dreamed that exact moment years previously and told my mother about the dream. Therefore, my smashing the wall was both why I bought the bottle and why I couldn't leave the apartment when my roommate asked; the time loop needed to complete.Also along the way throughout the night I unraveled the nature of God, the secrets to life, the universe and everything, and unlike others I've heard describe the same experience, since I mapped every moment through my macroscopic mind palace, I pretty much remember all of it still. Although it's difficult to keep in your head all at once.Anyway, I was so grateful to be able to return to regular (perception of) existence that I never did acid again. Doing it again seemed ungrateful and like I was pushing my luck.
>>33750695Atoga is the sump where the dregs of society collect.
>>33750695Says the femanon who has never been single since 17.
>>33750796You made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
GenderDo you think erotica can give you some benefits or is it just as damaging as porn?
WomenI just want competitive contact sport leagues to exist. Would you mind collectively growing big enough for that to happen.
>>33750793explain my gun room then.
>>33750791The females want men to approach them just so they can get an ego boost from rejecting men. That's really why they're complaining about men not approaching them anymore while they're still fucking Chads.
>>33750811This guy just wants an excuse to grab women.
>>33750493ESL. From the looks of other results I seem to be one of the dumber anons around.
>>33750809>BenefitsNone>As damaging as pornPorn lowers your standards, erotica raises them. Both are bad but porn causes more damage overall
>>33750816You don't get it. I can already grab women, but the lack of sport in it kills me.
Is it a bad idea to date men from atoga?
>>33750809i dont believe porn is inherently damaging. i think the porn INDUSTRY is toxic and the resulting PRODUCT is damaging. erotica's grassroots nature makes it preferable.
>>33750824The best
>>33750796well gosh mkg sounds like you had a proper psychotic acid session. i remember my first acid session; lived through many eternities, felt my sense of self fall apart, experienced what it was like to die, God revealed to me what the Logos was (kinda epic ngl) and then the next day i had mutism lmao. i was so sure i damaged my brain.well i have the opposite experience from you, it might be from a background in mysticism but i never found any of its effects super stressful. actually, i have done psychedelics many times, i never had bad trips, i'm pretty sure i'm like subconsciously protected by this point by that fact. you wanna compare notes? what'd the big G tell you?
>toilet is full of blood and the shit won't flushHow do girls do this every month? Boyperiods suck...
>>33750824Not inherently
>>33750824not if you hide the bodies when you're done.
>>33750811I high-key wish I was a 2 meter tall Valkyrie but unfortunately I was stuck with the growth rate of a premature infant
>>33750824Not really, I feel like you stand a better chance of having common interests at least
>>33750826>>33750829You're just saying that so that you'd have a chance.
>>33750832>I was stuck with the growth rate of a premature infantWouldn't that be a really high growth rate?
>>33750834I don’t want to date anyone, much less from Atoga
>>33750824i reckon trying to date from /atoga/ is high risk high reward. you could get a real sweet goober that just wants to make ya feel loved, or you could get a real gooner that doesn't shower and will ask you for feet pictures within 5 hours of messaging htem.
Why do women want men to kill themselves?
>>33750053Yes. Women aren't, though.
>>33750838>>33750839>projecting
>>33750832>growth rate of a premature infantSo, you're growing rather rapidly?
>>33750162Women don't like men anymore.
>>33750493There were a few that I wasn't sure on.
i think the gooner/goober paradigm helps explain a lot about atoga, actually. all atogans can be placed into either the gooner or goober category.>gender>which are you?
>>33750837As if the foids here are perfect. Who wants to date some rape victim trash who's on her 10th bf already? For a foid to end up on 4chan in the first place, she has to be really fucked in the head, not fit for a long-term relationship.
>>33750809Erotica causes women to look for men who don't exist. Porn makes men want to learn how to please a woman because seeing her feel good is a priceless feeling.
>>33750835Slower than normal, even for the babies who do manage to catch up
>>33750031M or FHave you done cosplay before?
>>33750850Is that sweat?
>>33750850God imagine the smellShe could bottle that
>>33750850F yeah but it wasn't very good
>>33750031M or FDo you sweat easily?
>>33750850femanons could do this and have millions of men waiting outside her house to marry her. if she told the two halves of the crowd to run into each other tens of thousands would be trampled to death under the human wave
>>33750838>>33750839>>33750843Look who's back.
>>33750493I feel like this has to be overestimating the percentiles.
>>33750857Cute feet
>>33750536
>>33750695Most of us are single, and many of us have never even had a gf.
>>33750824you're out of my league for sure
>>33750841No projectors here.>>33750860Where is it that I'm supposed to have gone?
>>33750850MI dont cosplay, I just like 3D modeling and printing cosplay pieces
>>33750834I am saying that because I like atoga and 4chan
>>33750827>sounds like you had a proper psychotic acid session.It didn't feel crazy. Just like seeing existence with cover off so I could see the working bits.All that dreaming the future stuff I had been aware of for years.>i never found any of its effects super stressful.It wasn't that bad. I wouldn't call it even a bad trip. I just was very bothered by the fact that I couldn't wake up, because I was already awake. It didn't occur to me because I had just figured out that I was dreaming and had to blow my subconscious' brains out in order to wake up. So when things didn't add up and my door magically locked itself to trap me, I misunderstood.>you wanna compare notes?Maybe more tomorrow. I've gotta sleep.>what'd the big G tell you?It's less of a conversation and more of an understanding. It's nothing new. When I went to write it all down, I realized that I had heard all the words before. We all already know all of it. Humans are just really, really good at being delusionally stupid.For example, the idea that God and the universe (or existence) are one and the same isn't a novel concept. It's when you extrapolate the concept and process all references of God through that lens, it all becomes perfectly obvious.And in one moment, I glimpsed the unfathomable. There is nothing more vast and powerful than the loneliness of God. Think about it. Who can God talk to? Finger puppets that are really just pieces of himself that he knows everything they're about to say before they do? God has nobody. God is perfectly and profoundly alone for the entirety of time itself. So what can God do but perceive reality through us, desperately trying to form some kind of connection with someone else? That's why God loves us. God is us trying to connect to us. That's why God wants to pursue happiness and good health.It's incredibly simple.1/2
>>33750870enjoying fun activities with the opposite gender?
>>33750809>Do you think erotica can give you some benefits or is it just as damaging as porn?It may give you some insight into someone's perspective if you know what erotica they like, but I don't think you can learn much from smut since it's so subjective.>>33750536This ain't right>>33750846FGooner, with some slight goober tendencies.>>33750850>Have you done cosplay before?FYes, and I have got my almost-wife to do duos with me.
>>33750873And there's loads more.It's infinitely more advisable to be sf sufficient and encourage the self sufficiency of others. Or as the man said "Neither a borrower nor a lender be."A lot of the wisdom ended up being Shakespeare.2/2
>>33750846 MaleI have to say gooner. I lack Goober's style and personal expression.
>>33750850Dressing up as a spot on Spike Spiegel for Halloween doesn't really count, does it?
>>33750870>Where is it that I'm supposed to have gone?My bad for assuming you went out and did something about your sorry life because you stopped ritual posting.
>>33750031Share a favourite song (and state gender if you're feeling it)
women, why do you judge men so harshly for wanting to dress in armor as a fashion statement
>>33750887i hope to provoke him into taking a warbride
>>33750886Fhttps://youtu.be/ozM6cabI_rc
A lot of disgusting takes from moids today
>>33750892You forgot the question
>>33750886Mhttps://youtu.be/LcSZURoLbis?si=jKWNJBzastLFDYCE
>>33750892before I take your comment seriously, are you blonde or not?
>pumping femanon full of my cumSo cute!
>>33750809F. I think it's less damaging than porn (as it is less stimulating) but can't really give you any benefits.
>>33750893Moids, why are you so disgusting?>>33750897I don't know
>>33750898Need this while wrapped in a blanket to feel like a cannoli
>>33750846F. Definitely goober.
>>33750886MI grew up with this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjdaBaZe8Y
>>33750901I'll keep pumping for several days while I hug your silly little body, giving you the warmth you crave. <3
Atogans, place yourselves
>>33750898I just want a baby. I hate it.
>>33750907Don't make me cast the curse on you.
>>33750906Can you place me instead? Idk.
>>33750907No shitty babies, we're first world people so we take precaution so that shit does not happen to us!
>>33750910LOL
>>33750906F. Definitely on the nerd end, but I wouldn't say either prep or goth. I like dressing in pretty feminine and romantic outfits, even if mostly in darker colors on average. Neither romantic nor goth.
>>33750900>Moids, why are you so disgusting?because i read too many stories of brave knights rescuing princesses. i fell in love with the heroism of it all.
>>33750909Do it. Curse me. Please.>>33750912My future baby won't be shitty. He or she will be amazing.
>>33750906
>>33750536>immortal
>>33750906Literally the origin
I was kind of drunk last night and now I can't find my pyjama shirt. I've looked everywhere.Why did you do this to me, femanons!?>>33750910lmao you retard, get fucked into the mattress.
>>33750910>>33750920Wait why am I a retard? You guys tell me where I go on it.
>>33750922Silly retard, you go into my bed, so I can fuck you of course!
>>33750913>>33750924If feels like there's a gas leak ITT. I'm too confused.
>>33750906i was leader of the Weird Kids when i was in high school
>>33750916I'm going to practice some restraint here and not post a graphic description of its effects. But I hope you appreciate that it was disgusting.
>>33750934Do it, pussy. Fucking disgust me.
>>33750930I didn't call you the R word. I just thought your post was funny lolz
>>33750930Shut up and spread your whore legs!
GirlsWhy are some girls sexy and others are not? I also mean in personality, not so much appearance. Some girls have a sexy personally, and some don’t have a sexual personality at all, if they try to act sexy, it comes off as very unnatural and awkward
>>33750941you have a little area in your brain called the amygdala whose SOLE job is to do vibe checks. sexy girl pass them; others do not.
>>33750941This isn't unique to women
>>33750040Its this and shibari. Not enough of it out there and the stuff existing is more on the noncon side.
Femanons, when you change clothes, do your pets walk up and try to sniff you?
>>33750932I was deleted from the weird kids space growing up.I was simply too autistic.
>>33750952happens. we had kids that thought they were weird kids but they were actually just annoying. good times...i can't believe high school was over a decade ago ;_;
>>33750952>I was deletedWe got too many retards in here today...Sexy, subby retards, but still, too many.
>>33750935No, I'm frightened now. I'm going to afflict you with the curse of sextupled grool production and viscosity so I can retreat. If it doesn't abate within 96 hours please contact a licensed shaman within your insurance network.
>>33750958Bitch I'm already a faucet. Your shitty curse won't do anything.
>>33750958Well ain't you a little homo fella.
>>33750906I was too prep presenting but actually just full autistic. Latch key kept me from getting close to any group.
>>33750941C o n f i d e n c eonfidence
>>33750959Well now you're 6 faucets and it's impossible to wipe off. Have fun at work.>>33750960Would this be a good time to mention feet?
Femanons, how tight do you want your choker?
>>33750955>SubbyI didn't choose this but being alone forever and not feeling wanted gets you there deeply.>>33750954People thought I was a school shooter and a creep cause I drew anime art while working on things.
>>33750967I might stay home, or at least go home early. I feel groggy and exhausted and sore and I just want to get fucked into a coma I can wake up from when the world is a nicer place.
>>33750967Die in a fire.
>>33750966this is actually one of the golden rules of socializing is that unless you are an asshole, you go with the flow, and that means if you act confident, people treat you confidence and there is nothing a person admires more than confidence because we all wish we could be confidentso LISTEN to this femshit
State gender, agree or disagree?:Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity.
>>33750980state gender
>>33750973Request tactical deployment of the dick to your location and tell him the house better be spotless when you awaken from slumber.>>33750974It appears I slightly misjudged the proper timing.
>>33750824>Is it a bad idea to date men on a forum infested with perverts, psychopathic edgelords, and ideological extremists and that has had mass murderers posting photos of their kills on here in plain sightGEE I DON'T KNOW
>>33750980Instead of torture can you just kill me.Male btw.
>>33750983>proper timingThere never is a proper timing, why are you being mentally ill?All feetshitters should be mass executed.Nobody will ever like you.
State gender.It's not funny anymore, is it? They're still acting like they're joking, aren't they? But now it's obvious it's no joke, isn't it? How does this make you feel?
>>33750980What a fucking stupid question.
>>33750824Dating women from here seems both incompatible and impossible.
>>33750983I left him a text asking him to just fuck me on the welcome mat when I go to his house tonight after work. He didn't read it yet.
>>33750991I just really want to dick you down.
>>33750991Is this anout romance. Yes to all. My life is such a joke no matter where I work people who are younger say I have a lot of "lore"
kissing femanon at point NEMO
>>33750993Hell yeah, Balalaika>>33751011Heavy makeup is a cheat code for white women. It's not fair.
>>33751011>Nose ringI find it as gross as picking ones nose in public when people have to reposition them.
>>33751013Balalaika could fix me. I'm directionless and in need of order in my life.
>>33751016Nobody asked.
>>33751016I think one of my pet peeves is when people wrinkle their noses. The only time I really judge a woman negatively is when she does that. There's just something about seeing wrinkles on the bridge of a woman's nose that fills me with irrational anger.
>>33751020It is really gross.
When you rub the clit let's say making a circle or something are you supposed to have your finger trace around or basically have a stationary point of contact and rub that around?
>>33751025Only a minority cares.
>>33751026Use the fingertips not the nails first off. Keep nails as far away as possible.
>>33751016It's funny how foids say they're not a hivemind and how they are all different and then they get a fucking cattle ring in their nose lol
>>33751027>Minority Nose rings like iver done lip filler seems to be a pretty big thing men actively avoid these days.
>>33751033My grandma was complaining about this in the 1990s. You sound like an old lady who's so old, she's dead.
>>33751033I don't even like it on men, every other piercing is fine for me but that one.
>>33751035Whatever helps you hatefap at night, tradcuck.
>>33751016yeah but who asked?
>>33751020>>33751027>>33751036Is it itchy and infected? Any acne?
>>33751039I'm a gay leaning bisexual who gave up on religion. Aesthetics can just be bad on a majority of people.
Women, would you like to have a dick instead of clit?
>>33751043Again, nobody cares.
>>33751042I'm one of the people you responded 2 and 1. I'm not a woman and 2. I don't have a nose ring or piercing. I just think this is a stupid fucking thing for you to care about.
>>33751045Seconding this question, but also asking. If the women in this thread suddenly grew a dick, would they use it to rape and sexually torture people?
>>33751048It isn't stupid to care.
>>33751050You sound like such a pouty little shit. lmao
>>33750989I am very well liked, but you are right, that might change very quickly if they ever knew the truth of me. >>33750994>You, you savage ogre of a man! My worst fears have come to pass - you have ruined me as a woman. I am utterly inconsolable, and shall again be availing myself of your brutal ministrations this evening, resigning myself to suffering a savage beating under your monstrous meat cudgel until I am little more than a gore-slicked smear of meat and crushed bone on your mattress. XOXO, Love, your Jizz Tolerator
I'm horny!
>>33751059Staight to prison.
>>33751056Let me be more precise for your autistic shitbrain; Nobody will ever like your mental illness.
>>33751026trace
If women had dicks they would be the biggest rapists, especially in female prisons
>>33751060Ah, beans.
>>33750900>Moids, why are you so disgusting?FWIW I have a fever and have been tormented all night by various impure thoughts about a certain e-girl but I haven't shared them on /atoga/
>>33751063True. Women don't have sufficiently developed empathy centers in their brains to handle the responsibility of a penis. Like us.
Damn I drank so much last night I am still drunk today.
>>33751048Wait, you're the cuckworm from Canada, aren't you? Lol.
>>33751063Watch less porn.
>>33751056You worded it oddly, but pretty much yeh. I'm going to tell him he can glaze my butt like a donut all he wants if he promises he can fix my messed up brain for at least tonight via his dick. I feel like I'm floating outside my body and can't get back into it.
>>33751072No, I'm American (and, legally speaking, also German, but that's not relevant here).
>>33751072I cannot escape him. He lives on /dbt/ and keeps shitting up that thread too.
Does it feel good to get kissed on your dick?
>>33751083Yes. Getting kissed anywhere does.
>>33751083Autistic question.
>>33751083God, yes.
Can women be clicker trained?
>>33751093To do what?
>>33751093Yes.
>>33751077>performing spiritual rituals with my dick to force a poor woman's disembodied spirit back into her body
>>33751096Get wet at the sound of it.
>>33750031Based OP pic>>33750037Rouge is bae>>33750077Coke all day>>33750152Depends if they're venomousI'm alright with snakes tho
>>33751100I don't think so.
>>33751096Just in general, when I want her to do something.>>33751097What should I use as a reward to associate the clicker with something positive?
>>33751093At this point I get horny just from the beep sound of my favorite vibrator, so probably.>>33751099I do feel disembodied, yeh.
>>33751108>What should I use as a reward to associate the clicker with something positive?Whatever makes her wet.
>>33750881>>33750874I'm trying. But as far as I can tell, I was right all along.
>>33751109sick women are so hot...
>>33751115I don't feel hot. I feel like a mess. Physically and mentally.
>>33751109>She clicker trained herselfHot
>>33751026It really depends on the size of the clit.>>33751045I would like the ability to make it grow to the size of a dick.>>33751063Women would be the biggest rapists in female prisons? As opposed to male guards, who are currently the most prolific rapists in female prisons.
>>33751126>As opposed to male guards, who are currently the most prolific rapists in female prisonsDamn, I applied to a wrong job
>>33751126how do you know the prisoners arent the ones raping the guards
>>33751131Kys
State genderAre you autistic?
>>33751135F. I see some traits for sure, but if I do it's mild enough that hasn't impacted my functioning in any significant manner.
>>33751121Pretty much. I also have a towel I sit on when I schlick on the floor, and just doing laundry and holding it makes me horny.
>>33751135F. NO.
>>33751135FYes, I got diagnosed at 4 or 5 and my mom did everything in her power to ignore it because she saw it as a social faux pas.
>>33751135MLmao no.>>33751141Sus.
>>33751135Why aren't the men answering.....
>>33751135MaleNo, but also yes.
>>33751139What would you do if your bf put that beep sound on his phone and strarted playing it whenever he wanted you to do something?
>>33751154I'm not autistic. Fuck you.
Foids do you believe in rape? Or is it a mere trope fabricated by the media?I am yet to see a movie where a rapist isn't portrayed as cartoonish villain
>>33751156Stop stalking me.>>33751161Uh huh...
>>33751160I'd probably eventually unlearn the association.>>33751163Bite me.
>>33751135MDunno never got checked
>>33751154>Lmao no.Extra sus.>>33751157>No, but also yes.Confusing.
>>33750162I make minimum wage working part-time, I can barely afford to live let alone dating lol>>33750186Sounds ideal to me desu>>33750300Idk maybe a serious chat?Let us know how it goes...>>33750312Being stupid is serious business actually
>>33751166What if it is not used excessively, say once a week.
>>33751083I wish this practice was more popular.
>>33751172Great, the shitty spammer is here...
4 AM, wake up and work out ladies, early to ride early to shine!Get you lazy buns out of bed and do some shit. I believe in you.
>>33751170>Extra sus.lolDon't be so insecure.
>>33751135MPeople keep saying I am.
>>33751176I'm not a dog. If he wants to randomly make me horny, he doesn't need to try to Pavlov me. He just needs to take his cock out.
>>33751152What is life like for a female diagnosed autist in current year?
>>33751135Some online people that only hear me type say I am, others say I'm not, I never got diagnosed as a child even though there was plenty of opportunity with the amount of pediatric counselling and therapy stuff I did for ADHD and anger management.
>>33751188But he wants to turn you into a sexpuppy.Nta.
>>33750322Russian >>33750345British accents you say https://voca.ro/19Vj6v9DOmqg
>>33751189My mask has fully taken over but I constantly feel like a black sheep and like people can see right through me.
>>33751188>Not a dogFucking gay, pet play is based.
>>33751135M, runs in the family pretty strongly and I definitely have a few traits, but I can command a room and my career involves a lot of social interaction which I do pretty well. If I'd been born like 10 years later I'd have probably come out with a diagnosis for whatever they're calling Autism-Lite like Aspergers thse days.
>>33751193>successfully baited qt in sending vocasGood day.
>>33751191Well I can't be manipulated like that.>>33751197I HATE being compared to an animal. If he wants to degrade me in bed in a way that implies I'm less than human, he can just call me racial slurs.
>>33751194>My mask has fully taken overIs this a good or a bad thing?
>>33751184>women readily admit that they're autistic (except JH)>men don't and then call others insecureIf you're here then you're on the spectrum, simple as.
>>33751200Well played, gg...>>33751179Only for a bit I gotta clean and go work soonI'm knackered from staying up til 6am playing shitty flash games>>33751135Probably >>33751070RIP, have some food and drink plenty of water I had that at work yesterday
>>33751206I don't admit it because I'm NOT AUTISTIC.
Is this true
>>33751212I hope so
>>33751203A bit of both. I feel less like my true self, but that comes with good and bad.
>>33751215Then so it is
>>33751201I will turn you into a fuckpuppy and you will like it.>>33751206Nuh-uh.
I wish women were real.
>>33751212I hope not
>>33751220>comes with good and badElaborate please.
>>33751223Fuck no.
>>33751194What about when you get fucked properly?
>>33751228You got no say in this. lol
>>33751152Original anon that asked, did you actually receive any support in school from the system and do you see it as a positive for having it.>>33751199At the time they listed me as high functioning, parents were aware but basically drilled into me it can't be used as an excuse and shouldn't be told to anyone, which has basically been true in my career as well.>>33751156I assume a lot off people never got assessed. I am male and was from an early age. Mom tried a lot of the mlm supplement stuff on me growing up.
Men rate my cooking
>>33750077Coke, the only time I think about pepsi is at tacobell or kfc. Because, it's a forced meme there. If I never ate fast food, then I wouldn't.
>>33751233>can't be used as an excuseThat's solid.>shouldn't be told to anyoneThat's fucked.
>>33751234I can't make out a single thing.
>>33751234What the heck am I looking at
>>33751234Can't, without tasting it. Looks like slop, but could be tasty slop for all I know.
>>33750980No, torture is evil >>33751211It's a spectrum tho>>33750906Still somewhere between goth and nerd desu >>33750886Mtfw my last two played songshttps://youtu.be/Ki1ivktBnk8https://youtu.be/HO0NZZHT1AE
>>33751240>>33751241>>33751242Hardboiled potato
>>33751182I'm gonna but I need to wash my workout clothes cause they're all stinky and I don't want to wear shorts on a cold ass morning. I need more leggings.
>>33751246>Hardboiled>potato
>>33751243Name like five things I do that make you think I'm on the spectrum.
>>33751246And what?
>>33751212Fuentes views women as at best an afterthought, I doubt he cares what the women are doing so long as they're sending him cash.
>>33750824Probably >>33751234Is that potatoWould eat desu, probably would be nice with some butter and seasoning
>>33751182>4 AM, wake upBro I only went to bed at 6am lol>>33751249You have your routines, you're very matter of fact, you're into science, hypersexual, and play like the same 3 video games jk
>>33751253That’s the appeal. That’s the entire reason millenial, gen x and zoomer women are gooning to Nick
>>33751201Women are so difficult dude. There's always something with or complicated or difficult to deal with. "I like degradation but not THAT kind of degradation." Or "I love blowjobs but I don't like deepthroat, or swallowing cum, or I won't suck balls or lick ass" etc. There's literally always something.It makes me think women aren't worth it bros because there's always going to be something. I guess you just have to focus on getting land, building your own sustainable life, and being content without women.
>>33750941I don't know, but I agree that's the case. I don't have a sexy personality and I feel ridiculous when I try to act sexy.
>>33751247>workout clothes are stinkyYou're supposed to smell bad when working out, go for it anyways.>don't want to wear shorts because it's coldyour foremothers were shivering in the cold when a bunch of Varangians told her she could either get warm by jumping on the funeral pyre with her dead husband or she could pick up that spear and march. Pick. Up. The. Spear. metaphorically.
>>33751227So a lot of the negatives of autism like the self-isolation, poor communication skills, and such, I have been able to mask to the point that it's second nature. At the same time, I feel like I have lost parts of myself that I considered fundamental to my core personality. I'm no longer as cynical or mean-spirited, have relaxed a lot of my boundaries, am a lot more outgoing and social. Mind you, my quality of life is on another plane now, but I do sometimes miss myself and the mental fortitude that got me to where I am.
>>33751236>Thats fuckedNot really, personal experience you definitely shouldn't tell an employer or anyone you are trying to date.
>>33751252>>33751254I added salt too>butterBest I can do is canola oil
>>33751260How is my hypersexuality autistic?>>33751262You don't need to learn all women, just learn me and the rest won't matter.
>>33751234What even is that?
>>33751233No, they wanted to put me in special ed, but my mom didn't want people thinking she had a retarded kid.
>>33751272Mine put me in special ed but it put me incredibly behind. I was totally un prepared when I was finally back in normal classes.
>>33751269Are you a poor as fuck femanon or one of them skinny fucks?
>>33751266How do you mask poor communication skills? I don't understand. As I see it your either a poor communicator or you've genuinely learned some communication skills.>I'm no longer as cynical or mean-spiritedI'd say this at least sounds good.
if having sidechicks isnt allowedwould you foids dress up as different characters/different styles for a guy?
>>33751268They'll find out on their own anyway, I guess.
>>33751270Idk apparently it's a common thing >>33750744Rude??>>33750695Not desperate but would be nice one dayIn reality I'm too antisocial and like the freedom of being single too much>>33750621RIP, hope you got some good sleep in the endI also slept like 5 hours max and just offered to cover for someone at the bar so working like 9 hours...
>>33751272>>33751276To be clear college and community college did make extra time on tests and any support in general nearly impossible to organize. I would have to miss other classes to act on it and have to know well ahead of time when any tests or quizzes would happen then submit paperwork every time.
>>33751285Stop spamming you deranged creep.
>>33751283No. The idea of him wanting to fuck different people makes me sad lol
>>33751285I'm going to ask my bf and gf if I'm autistic.
>>33751288>stop answering questions in a thread for answering questions
>>33751277Poor
>>33751290maybe he just wants a different flavor. A blonde, black haired, ginger. Goth, summer dress etc.
>>33751296Yeah, that's not me tho. I'm not a blonde, black haired, ginger or a goth.
>>33751284Better later. Putting it up front when I tried that for a while got me rejected in interviews immediately when I brought it up and for dating it is just seen as a red flag for men to have I assume because the response when I did get anything was negative. To be clear I never actually got dates in person period either way though but at least I wasn't rage baited or asked if I get gov checks.
>>33751300so you're a brunette?ew
>>33751271Scrambled potato
>>33751303I am, yeah :)I really don't mind the way I look tho.
>>33751295You're a different anon.
>>33751281Learning to both read and convey social cues, body language, facial expressions, and inflection. Some of this came from mirroring, some from studying. >>33751283Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
>>33751276This is why I didn't put my sperg in special ed, we did all the early intervention stuff and private special therapies, but having him duke it out with the downies didn't seem productive when he could read above grade level. Sped teachers (teachers in general) also don't understand anything about kids or retards in general, which is shocking when it's literally their job and what they spend almost all of their time on.
>>33750493>tfw got lower than the ESLsHimbos rise up>>33751288Wtf broAnyway I gotta clean the kitchen >>33751293Ngl polyfags usually have the tismAlso my mobile signal is ass rn
>>33751269life was so much better when i realized butter tastes good and i should eat itthank god im not a stupid anorexic bitch who starved my braincells out of my head
>>33751313Fuck you.
>>33751313Nobody will ever like you, sexpest.
>>33751314>thank god im not a stupid anorexic bitch who starved my braincells out of my headThat would have made you hot though.
>>33751309NoI would eat you under the table if I could afford food
>>33751311>Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatingas long as you dont use it against him. I'd be willing to buy her the high quality wigs if she'd wear them
>>33751295I don't understand this imageHow are you left with no dairy products including beef, but still have the buns? Those use flour don't they? Made from wheat? Not that I really think bees pollinate flower but isn't it the same thing with the grains cows eat?
>>33750493am i allowed to roll my eyes when people write overly wordy annoying posts now>mfw i'm a neet
>>33751328Good luck, I eat cunts like you for brrakfast.
>>33751318>>33751318So long then rude ppl
>>33751312I have family working in education and they were aware the issue is more the structure of it isn't tailored so special ed is basically for the lowest end of dysfunction. I was bad in the way I would get extremely overwhelmed and crashout when I didn't know what to do on something.>>33751194How is that bad though? >>33751266>Lost part of myself I never really understood that, I never really heard people say that until recently too. What exactly changed when you say mental fortitude?
>>33751335no fuck you
>>33751321i'm hot and i eat, because im not retarded
>>33751340Your diet should only consist of mangos and my cum.
>>33751334Wheat is an anemophilous (wind-pollinated) self-pollinating plant
I give poor starving femanons permission to eat me, so that my body at least has a purpose
Fem anons eat more than I do but I am trying to go from 177lb to 150s
>>33751353Ew nobody wants it.
Manons are fat
>>33751354then get off 4chan and exercise you fucking idiot
>>33751359Yes, I have been losing weight. I'm down from 202lb to 177lb now after starting to cut eating to 1 microwave meal and 30-90min walks every night.
>>33751336don't threaten me with a good time!
Found cadaveric femanon.
>>33751265I found some long lost sleep pants and a tanktop anyway. I'm a going. I'm a going.
>>33751367River of stix seems comfy.
>>33751367I have so many photos like this, it's not even funny lmao
>>33751366Girlie, you are all talk and no action.
>>33750838not men, just you
>>33751371Let's make some more together.
>>33751375Are you coming to take pics of me and my husband on our next trip?
>>33751270Alright JH what are your serious thoughts on God, Jesus Christ, and Christianity?
>>33751378This is your husband talking, get into your bikini we are going to Ibiza.
>>33751359am not
>>33751262if you can't remember details about the person you supposedly love, then dating is not worth it for you and you should not date. it's ok to not date lol
>>33751379Agnostic. I can't articulate my beliefs well in text.
>>33751380My husband would know I hate bikinis, the spanish and the seaside.
>>33751212i don't know a single woman with a "misogynist kink" but zoomers are next level deranged so it might be real
>>33751385I am not asking anymore.
For real though, women if a guy has a 45in chest(read band) is a 34 waist band and is 5 foot 7 in what weight should they aim for? I've been aiming to just lose weight without a stopping point and it has been 1-2lb every 2 weeks lost.
>>33751390Get a fucking grip.
>>33750053they are capable of love, but good luck finding one who A)isn't brainwashed into thinking you are a subhuman caricature and B) isn't "settling" for you beggars he can't find anything "better"the problem is that men are easy whores and are perfectly content wasting years of their lives with women they don't love. that's why you can't settle for any man that isn't over the moon for you. there can't be any question or doubt in your mind that he loves you. otherwise he will waste your time.
>>33751390I don't know. Eat well, work out and just be healthy.
>>33751393is that you? if male, kpopmax, you are already 90% there.
>>33751404Fuck off.
>>33751393>>33751404This: >>33751403
>>33751404I would get a better haircut, keep the top long but make the sides shorter. otherwise you are very cute already, just young, but you will probably grow into your face more in a few years and be a gigachad.
>>33751393>>33751404Needs chapstick, and drink water.
>>33750898It’s only a matter of time before I’m pregnant
>>33751403What does that entail? I would not do plastic surgery.>>33751405Thy will be done.>>33751408Currently just trying to grow it out now that I'm done with the army.>>33751409I have a habit of biting my lips and nails.
Moids, my gut is aching before gym and I can't tell if it's cramps or anything else and now I'm worried. Why did you do this to me?
>>33751413i think you would look good with this hairstyle or similar.
>>33751413>I have a habit of biting my lips and nails.That is for ugly people. Stop doing that.
>>33751415Food tummy hurt.
>>33751399>Eat wellNo, I probably have a thyroid issue or something because counting calories for 1600-2100cals was causing me to gain weight.
>>33751422Oh. Yeah. I was supposed to eat.Derp.
>>33751415Ntam, it's cause you probably overate the day before and or you starved yourself, pills/medication you are taking. It's a sign you should drink water and or just do walking exercises, in case you get diarrhea and or worse.
Ok anons. What would you like for national boyfriend day?
Why would anyone come here with questions when AI exists?
>>33751432ai bros are so retarded its insane
>>33751431I would like Cat Poster.
>>33751404Different hairstyle and get your eyebrows fixed a little. You unironically almost look like that one korean actor that was in squid game
Femanons, what nail colors are you wearing this autumn?
>>33751431No bf ice cream. IE no ice no cream.
>>33751432The AI that now comes with warnings about it being wrong all the time?
>>33751435Cat Poster is claimed by work duties today.
>>33751437nta aren't all the actors in squid game korean...?
TRVKE
>>33751434You can tailor them to any personality and they can remember previous conversations. Anyone that thinks AI is stupid is using bad prompts.
>>33751439They are naked.>>33751440I can make my own ice cream if given the correct conditions. But right now it is pumpkin pie and other things season.
>>33751447no, i said YOU were retarded, not ai. thanks for proving it with your response.
>>33751439Black. Pretty much always black. Pink occassionally.
>>33751439Seafoam green.
>>33751432I want the feeling of actually interacting with women.
>>33751444Yea
>>33751443This is the worst National Boyfriend Day ever. ;_;
>>33751439Blue cat eye. That I broke yet again.Debating on another polish change but I don't want to spend the money and this matches my toes.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33751446Me on the right, a cool wizard who is better than everyone else
Reminder to eat
>>33751449The first statement is an insult, not a logical claim. This is a sweeping generalization and an ad hominem. A type of logical fallacy where someone attacks a person instead of engaging with the topic. This isn't a reasonable argument, it's just a dismissive insult. When I responded with positive aspects of AI I'm not proving you correct. In fact I'm doing the opposite. I'm engaging in discussion and providing evidence, which is not stupid. That's like saying "anyone that likes sushi is an idiot" and then someone else saying ""actually, sushi is a healthy food, rich in omega 3" or whatever. Did they just prove the first person right? No. They showed the first statement was ignorant by giving a reasoned, informed response.Get better at arguing, you fucking retard.
>>33751383I'm not referring to not remembering, I'm just referring to it being annoying that there's always shit you have to work around and mental roadblocks constantly. Theres never just-"Yeah I like being throatfucked and used however it makes you happy to use me, anything goes, I just want to give you pleasure and I get off on being your sex toy" basically.
>>33751454nta How is me saying I'm a woman any better than an AI saying that? You don't actually know if I'm a woman.
>>33751462I'm going to swallow cock tonight, that's enough eating for me.
This was still the biggest fucking fumble ever on a dating show. I would have walked off if I saw the busted last girl lmao
>>33751466But I can pretend
>>33751468Stacies are so fucking overrated. They are the Charizard of women.
>>33751468People who watch dating shows should be lobotomized.
>>33751468Might be their personalities
>>33751469So can AI. That's kinda my point. I mean, sure, you have a chance of getting an actual woman here but it's not a guarantee.
happy boyfriend day, toga.what are you going to do for your mans tday?
>>33751470Yeah, but you could tell he regretted his choice and ended up with a gremlin. He lost all interest in the other girls lolhttps://youtu.be/ri8RSiuXD9I?si=5TYunCy6JeYRSVhD&t=206
>>33751471This. It's like hate watching something.
>>33751468Her looks are fine enough, what's her ideology?
>>33751473It was based on their outfits and he couldn't see their face.
>>33751468First girl is doing that humble brag smile that I fucking hate. She's used to getting everything on a silver platter and it was goiod that she actually got to experience rejection.
>>33751467Nice.I might get my cock swallowed tonight if the missus is around
>>33751448>Breast milkNo thank you. I am good.>>33751462No.>>33751475No bf pizza slice for dinner with a shot of the cheapest box wine.
>>33751479M What a fucked up idea for a dating show.
>>33751475I am going to bake him a pie!
>>33751468Aint about the looks I just want someone that is available.
>>33751474No woth ai I know there's ai on the other end, here there's small chance it is an actual women and not just a man larping.Plus I get enough ai bullshit shuffed down my throat at my job
>>33751468Why are they both doing that condescending smile.
>>33751482>Breast milkgift of the gods.
>>33751479F Oh, wow, that's not objectifying at all. What kind of woman would even agree to that kinda thing?
>>33751468Both are more than acceptable. Top one definitely has the edge in terms of appearance, but if the bottom one had a better personality, then I would be more than happy to choose her.
>>33751492Social media influencers, same as everybother dating show.
>>33751490Who would even want a man that would base you on something purely physical like that? It's the "women creates a problem just to be angry at it" thing.
>>33751495HEY! Am I some kinda teasing sexpot JUST because I'm a woman with a youtube channel? That's kinda ignorant.
>>33751497I'm just going to assume it is social media influencers.I wonder what happened the the love on the spectrum participants.
Men, have you ever created a problem just to be angry at it?
>>33751500No you are missing the point. Influencers use these to grow their platform with little interest in actually dating.
>>33751500>Am I some kinda teasing sexpotYou could be...
>>33751503That is the only thing men are good at though
>>33751500If you show your face, yes. Bismillah you will wear burqa in sharia country soon.
I'm semi-hungry, semi-hungover and my fridge is semi-empty.I don't have any bread at home. I could have prevented this, but instead I am a stupid moid.
>>33751484Nta but most dating shows are stupid. The only bearable one i have ever seen was produced by german public media.
>>33751500I think anon is just taking about influencers. Those are totally fake and curated. Youtubers and stuff like that, even vtubers, there's still a chance that you get some honesty once in a while.
>>33751514Kind of like egirls then.
>>33751503Yes. I speedrun video games and do stupid challenges like that.
>>33751506Stop femsplaining!
>>33751503>Create a problem to overcome>Struggle and get angry but slowly move forward>Put an effort, learn, adapt>Overcome the problem and feel like a winnerYep, this is life
>>33751516Oh, yeh... egirls with their domestic abuse makeup look can fuck right off.
>>33751503No, luckily I don't have any kids.
>>33751522No, it isn't? If you're creating your problems, you're doing something terribly wrong.
>>33751492The curtain was lifted more each round until the final elimination. There were questions about their personality but the guy definitely tried to choose the fittest girl. He just didn't expect the last girl to be as busted in the face lol
>>33751514Yeah. Most of the contestants actually being some form of one even on tv and streaming dating shows. It is grim and knowing how many are just makes it feel extremely gross.
Women, are you upset about the male gaze?
>>33751526nta I would argue that it's not really a busted face, it's just a bad smile.
>>33751526Shes still pretty though.
>>33751525I only create them when there is no real problems around. One must hustle to feel alive
>>33751528No. I actively get guys to check me out at the gym or other public places, with the intention of making them think of me sexually.
cant remember the last time someone held my hand
>>33751527Well, if you're gonna go that far... that's everyone in the entertainment industry. Those people wouldn't exist if people didn't watch them. It's kinda the viewer's fault. Everyone always gives Twitch streamers shit but no one really talks about how bad their chats are for them.
>>33751528A gay guy told me I look like this lady’s husband. Does that mean I can get a girl who looks like her?
>>33751311>Learning to both read and convey social cues, body language, facial expressions, and inflection.That's what I'm saying. These are things you have learned. You know them them now. You're not faking it.
I think I will just not eat today and then go shopping tomorrow.
>>33751534Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
>>33751533JH moment
>>33751532>I only create them when there is no real problems around.Bro, there are ALWAYS problems. You just choose which ones to look at.
>>33751537Surprised she's straight consider all of her characters are lesbians
>>33751542Come on. It's not an uncommon thing.
>>33751543Semantic issue I guess. Acknowledging a problem instead of ignoring it = creating it
>>33751533Why?
>>33751540are you out of food or just fat?
I went outside today. I moved some heavy things.
>>33751548It gets me off, and it's good motivation to continue exercising and dressing well.
Arrived in slovenia. Found a condom packing under my bed.
>>33751553Why are you in Slovenija, are you looking for femboys?
>>33751549No food and super tired.Don't even want to get up to get something from the freezer in my cellar.
>>33751550HELL YEAH brother, move them thangs!! This here's a MAN'S job and I can't do it with no sissy shirt on obstructing my DEEP, THUNDERING MAN BREATHS RHHAAAAAAUUAUWUWWWWpost pics we posted them yesterday its your turn
>>33751529>>33751531She is a 4/10, let's be real.
>>33751555No I'm here to study. Also no femboys here only bald men so far.
>>33751534Same.>>33751544Straight women want the media lesbian aesthetic. It gets gooners and women. Why do you think asian celebrities do it.
GirlsWould you be upset if you noticed your boyfriend’s YouTube watch history is full of videos of Le Sserafim K-pop group, because your boyfriend is highly attracted to them?
>>33751528Sometimes, yeah. This is like asking "are you upset about rain?"Usually not, and I know when it's coming, but sometimes it makes me miserable.
>>33751547Autism? Reality exists whether you look at it or not. Problems aren’t Schrödinger's cats. They don't come into existence only when observed. Ignoring them doesn’t erase them, it just delays consequences. That's like a baby playing peekaboo mentality.
>>33751528Not really. Seems like most guys can appreciate hotness and treat us like a human being
>>33751558I see no issue with her. She dresses well and has a good haircut for her face outline.
>>33751553>Arrived in slovenia.I am so sorry to hear that, anon...
>>33751562This is a good analogy. I can deal with it if it's expected.
>>33751558The tall blonde one would be hot if she adopted the same straight posture as the brunette in the white hat.
>>33751559I'm trying to lose weight to be back in twink status. No idea if im balding but a wig is needed for cosplay so...
>>33751566It beats Croatia, or God forbid al b*nia
>>33751558That jacket looks like it’s hiding some delicious hips though. I would have difficulty pulling out, if you know what I mean.
>>33751528Like, in media? It's kind of annoying yeah, you really notice all the time wasted with the camera lingering on female bodies when you're not into that kind of thing
>>33751558That black jacket looks so stupid.
>>33751558The only thing I could see wrong there is should could try different makeup.
>>33751572So does getting a kiss while getting fucked in the arse, but you are still getging fucked in your asshole.Whataboutism.
>>33751558Is she the only white girl there? :/
>>33751558From left to right: 5 2 3 1 4
>>33751574>when you're not into that kind of thingthis is so depressing. the world must be a sad place when you're "not into" beautiful things
>>33751575She probably has bat wings.
>>33751556Do it
>>33751561I’m Asian so it would make sense, but kinda weird being obsessed over a k-pop band
>>33751528>Women, are you upset about the male gaze?Guys don't check me out, ngl I'm glad. I see how other guys/men check out women it's weird.
>>33751587What is the difference between a guy and a man?
>>33751581nta I can totally recognize a beautiful woman, appreciate the female form, and not want to have sex with her. It is not the same thing.
>>33751561I'd tell him to accept and acknowledge that he's a homosexual.
>none of the love on the spectrum participants in the US were successful Grim.
>>33751093i think it's possible with me
WomenHave you ever had something made about you, like a piece of art of you or a poem or story?
>>33751569>girl insecure about her height>tries to shrink herself by hunching over>her posture turns guys off>ugh i knew it, guys HATE tall girls!!devilish work by the creator
>>33751578No? The tall blonde and the far left one are white. The bucket hat girl looks kinda latinx and the brown girl is definitely latinx.
>>33751581I can still appreciate beauty. It just doesn't turn me on.If I was in an arguing mood, I might say that means women appreciate beauty in a more pure way than men do.
State gender and rank your top 5 favorite former Yugoslav nations, starting with Serbia (naturally), and also explain why Serbia is so superior to all other of its former southeast colonies.
>>33751587I don't think anon meant when it concerns you personally, just in general.
>>33751600F1. shut2. the3. fuck4. up5. /pol/shitter
>>33751600Top 5 from worst to best. So yeah Serbia first.
>>33751386i don't understand that post but i do
>>33751587>Guys don't check me...are you sure? if you're even vaguely female-shaped, I find this hard to believe.
>>33751600evacuate jokic and let the bombs fall
>>33751600No. But I will say I like Belarus, latvia, Czechia, and Ukraine. Eastern Europe has hidden gems.
>>33751439Peach pink
>>33751594Someone drew a picture of me in an art class once. So it was kind of expected but still really sweet.
>>33751594Yeh. Most recently, it's stuff ITT. Poems, smut stories, AI shit, songs using my voice as samples, meme edits, etc.
>>33751594A lot of art drawings
>>33751596The tall blonde is white? Just really tanned? She's not actually a blonde.
>>337515944 different guys have drawn anime versions of me, and they all gave me huge tits
>>33751603Tut, tut. We love being horrible, but if you are ranking based on the worst, then Albania still takes first place, because, you know.
>>33751612>songs using my voice as samplesOh, wow. That's creative and all but it's so fucking cringe.
>>33751615Well, do you actually have huge tits?
>>33751594ihatewomen anon once showed me a small clay sculpture he shaped by handhe debated whether to fire it or not, fearing the risk of crackingit did break, and he sounded sad when he described it>>33751615tiddymonster energy
>>33751594I won't unless it is someone's OC or something. Feels wrong.
>>33751622I don't think so? I am asian (hence the anime waifu drawings) but I don't even consider them my best feature
>>33751614Yes, just tanned. She went back to her original colour.
>>33751620Creative but cringe fits QT pretty accurately, I'd say. His edit of putting western music over me trying a western accent will always be one of my favorite things out of this place regardless.
I will build you up. I will plap you down.
>>33751625asians are typically flatties so even medium ones probably look huge on you
Trying to be respectful here but Nepal just recently chose a 2 year old girl to be a goddess to be worshipped. Why do people still do this stuff?
>>33751626hello :)
>>33751594A guy I was friends with in high school wrote a song for me as a birthday present. Named it after my favorite flower. It meant a lot to me, it was my alarm on my phone for like 15 years lol
>>33751630did you just read the headline or something? it's tradition there
>>33751594artand some letters?
>>33751625Ah. To be fair, that's kind of an anime stereotype as well, isn't it?
>>33751629You clearly have a version of me in your head already, so I won't bother arguing against it>>33751637Yes but it's barely recognizable as me lol, it could be anybody with black hair
>>33751628WHY MUST WE NOT BE SOBER
>>33751594really bad poems where the last line rhymes every time. Other than that, no
>>33751630I assume that culture is really religious and steeped in tradition. I kinda think of Groundhog Day. No, that doesn't make any sense but it's tradition.
>>33751600F. Sadly I love men from the Balkans to the point it was a joke to ask "is he hot or is he a slav?" when I talked about a guy I found cute. In terms of hotness, it's Croatia > Serbia >> the rest.
>>33751594Does it count if I was included in a collage of "best asses at [school]?"
>>33751638So than why are you getting in a tizzy? :)
>>33751646Just answering the question, and wondering if any non-asian girls have been gifted anime portraits of themselves lol
MenYour gf is retarded and calling her a femcel turns her on, would you do it?
>>33751594>>33751641Actually I guess it doesn't count as art, but a few years back, my bf made a chatbot of me from scratch and it would say funny things. I guess that counts.
>>33751649Constantly.
>>33751648>wondering if any non-asian girls have been gifted anime portraits of themselvesyeah but only from girls because i stayed away from men
Genders, have you ever written a love letter? Did you send it?
>>33751655FI’ve written fan letters, that’s a form of love.
>>33751655F didn't send it
>>33751654From other girls...?Like in a gay way, or a "look how good my drawing skills are" way?
>>33751450That would mix well together.
>>33751649Yes. I'd also call her retard. In fact calling hot women retards is a massive turn on for me.The gym is a very sobering experience btw. I always thought hot women worked hard for their physique but all these bitches do is talk and half ass reps. I haven't seen a single woman actually fucking struggle on a rep or even during cardio. Women are fucking lazy and they act like it's the hardest thing ever and the end of the world. Fucking get out of here you lying cunts.
>>33751644Only if you post butt.
>>33751655MMany times. It was how I got some of fwbs and one of my gfs
>>33751649I would do almost literally anything if it would result in a woman being aroused or otherwise sexually excited.
>>33751649femcel trophy gfs are the quintessential male dream
>>33751655Yes, I wrote one when I was in 6th grade and my mom found it and said it was cute and then I didn't send it because I was embarrassed.
>>33751661Seeing women makes trannies this angry? What a sad schizo
>>33751668I'm not a tranny retard.
>>33751658i wouldn't call it gay, they would be kind of sweet about it
>>33751644How did that ever fly at school?
>>33751655F. I've written many, yes.My husband and I were long distance for a long time. Every time we left after a visit, we'd write a letter to each other and then send it the day after we got home. It was a little something I always looked forward to, even while miserable. I think I know the first letter he sent me by heart at this point.
>>33751661>I always thought hot women worked hard for their physiqueWe do. There's no need to struggle or push yourself when you're just trying to maintain your figure.
>>33751649Verbal abuse/degradation kink is hot
>>33751595>>girl insecure about her height>>tries to shrink herself by hunching overExactly. She shouldn't be insecure about her height, but stand tall and proud. That's hot.
>>33751659Oh, yeah, I do the candy cane thing sometimes also.
>>33751662I was never good at taking pics of myself...>>33751673Well, it was handed out on the last day of school, so I guess technically it wasn't their problem.
>>33751655>writtenprobably >sentprobably not >>33751674That's sweet, why were you long distance?
>>33751465imagine feeling this way about anything else though"Yeah, he says he likes to eat, but he doesn't like candy, but he will eat chocolate sometimes, and he won't eat live but he'll eat steak, what a fucking pain in the ass"
Women, would you rather date a guy with über micro who has top tier unit control, or a guy with impeccable macro who relies more of strategy and gameplan?
>>33751661a lot of feelings here
>>33751678I don't know what that is.
>>33751677it would also solve the problem of womanlets getting arrogant, just look at this thread for examples.
>>33751655M, yes. One of the reasons I deleted social media and haven't made one since. I sent two in middle school, and one I was forced to by my parents as a prom invite to someone, I never went to prom so you can guess how that went.
>>33751682Definitely the strategy guyIf you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail
>The Majesty of Horus said to his mother Isis... Seth desires to have intercourse with me. >And she said to him, Take care, do not approach him for that; when he mentions it to thee a second time, say thou to him, It is altogether too difficult for me because of my nature, since thou art too heavy for me; my strength will not be equal to thine, thou shalt say to him. >Then, when he shall have given thee strength, do thou place thy fingers between thy buttocks. Lo, it will give... Lo, he will enjoy it exceedinglyManons, do you ever think about ancient gay sex?
>>33751658>man can't understand friends being kind to each other without lust involved
>>33751687Nta but what do you mean?
>>337516001. Albania, because it has the coolest flag.2. North Macedonia, because it shares a name with the ancient kingdom that produced Alexander the Great.3. The rest
>>33751682micro seems cooler but macro seems more useful
>>33751691Can't say I have, no. Only ancient straight sex.
>>33751680>why were you long distance?We met while we were both living abroad, we eventually moved back to our home countries and we were too in love to give up on each other, even if it was very inconvenient and frankly dumb. Eventually we got married and we live together now, but with lockdowns and health issues it took a while.
>>33751670Looks like a duck, swims like a duck et cetera. Keep whining hon.
>>33751694>Albania>former YugoslavYou have brought great shame to your clan.
>>33751691I'm bi. Yes. It should come back, theres are too many ""straight"" guys that get horny enough they ask for gay sex, I don't feel comfortable if I make them question themselves.
Anyone else know what its like to never live in a place with ample people from the opposite sex?I'm early 30s and the last time I was living with ample people of the opposite sex was in primary school when I was 10. After that it was>boys school till 18>STEM campus of university where it was like 75% male>then it was Technical university that had only engineering subjects and was like 85% male>now it's AI programming job at a tech campus with like 85% male tooI only experience normal cities when I travel for work, but that's never enough time for dating because at most I'm spending 3 weeks abroad.I don't even know what dating is like because there's no such thing as dating when you live in a small city full of incels.
>>33751676yeah
I'm gonna nip this one at the bud and just ask her if she has a boyfriend now. I think she just went to go continue partying with some other friends but I might as well ask.Women, does that seem reasonable?
>>33751655M, at least one. She loved it, and the poem I wrote for her. It's a shame about the rest of the relationship.>>33751691Never been that into Greek history.
>>33751667Fucker, my mom forced me to send that shit. Had to live with shame and close my socials after that.
>>33751704If your only interest in her is romantic, then yeah, that would be the best way to save time for everybody
>>33751704I think so, good luck
>>33751705That is Egyptian, not Greek
>>33751649Can't well call her a femcel if I'm having sex with her, now can I?I'd call you a femcel though, femcel.
>>33751702Aren't you also an incel then?
>>33751698It's nice to see a story like that actually working out. Would you say that anything in particular contributed to that success, or was it just love and willpower?
>>33751712I have one very brief relationship that happened completely by accident on a work trip, but basically yes.
>>33751710I stand by what I said.
>>33751711Yeah that would be what makes it even more retardedAlternatively you can decide to edge and tease her until marriage maybe and hope you both survive
>>33751685I mean alternating colors.
need a man to cure my femcel status
>>33751655>have you ever written a love letter? Did you send it?FYes and yes
>>33751700Eh, it's the balkans.I admit I haven't read up on the history of Yugoslavia, and that whole area is somewhat of a blind spot for me.
>>33751720Dr. Man here, let me see your bloodworks and EKG.
>>33751720I think that's something you need to cure on your own. Or with the help of a therapist.
>>33751719Oh yeah, that's hot.>>33751723>EKGYour German is showing.
>>33751717>you can decide to edge and tease her until marriage maybeWhat's in it for me?
I am sexually attracted to women, but I actually don't want them around me if I think about it.
>>33751715Damn that's unfortunately relatable. Never gonna judge people for lack of relationship unless they treat orhers poorly though.
>>33751727ugh, men have no sense of fun
>>33751720plapplapplap
Women, is this true? Did your mom’s body image affect yours?
>>33751720im going to exacerbate it
>>33751728That is how you become agp
>>33751537That depends, how many Grammys do you have?
>>33751735I think you're making shit up.
>>33751733I disagree with that last sentence. Women need to be able to recognize their flaws. That's how we end up with entitled cunts.
>>33751727You get her to become even more obsessed with you and you make fun of her desperationAlso maybe you can still experience sex with other girls and tell her about it
>>33751735Probably true
>>33751738My ex was an entitled cunt who was massively insecure about her appearance.
>>33751737I give you one year before you troon out
>>33751733My mom was kinda conceited about having big boobs. I swung the opposite way and got body dymorphia and all that.
>>33751733Crazy to see something that is not unhinged but that's actually what helped me get okay about certain genetic stuff i have, i wouldn't want my daughters to feel like i did
>>33751742>You're a troon because I said so!!!!
>>33751744tittymonster tyranny bridges generations...
>>33751747Anon didn't say you already are.
>>33751723
>>33751733Yeah, she was morbidly obese and always on weird fad diets. I think her insulting me all the time did the trick, but seeing that too didnt help me.
>>33751738high entitlement and low self esteem are the mode important traits of a narcissist. self esteem has nothing to do with entitlement, retard
>>33751751I thought you were Gary lmao
single womenwhy arent you pretending to be a femcel to attract men
>>33751749I said that women make my dick hard, but I wouldn't want them to be around me. That's not the same thing.
>>33751753LOL nah hopefully he's away from his children and theyre safe
i want >his cock but i have to wait until he gets home from work. what do i do :(
>>33751756There is no such thing as a single woman.
>>33751733FMy mom has a very different body type than mine and would always mournfully comment on how skinny I am because she was always trying to lose weight even though she was never that fat but I still hate my body
>>33751756Because i'm a volcel and i need to do something with my sexual frustration and awkwardness
How much time is one supposed to spend with a hypothetical live-in gf?I already work basically the whole time. And when not, I'm tending to household affairs and family shit (dealing with aging parents). Besides eating lunch/dinner together and chilling maybe 1hr before bed I wouldn't be able to do much.
>>33751747>>33751757You don't want to be around women, yet you still want to fuck them. What options do you have left other than to be an incel and eventually agp?
>>33751759Cheat on him with a guy whose surname is Hiscock.
>>33751714Love is the biggest factor, I genuinely never thought I could love someone as intensely, wholeheartedly and completely as I love him. He's my best friend, he's super hot, and truly I'm so happy I get to be his wife.We have the financial means to visit each other frequently, and had enough flexibility to visit often. Despite being very far apart, we spent a lot of time together (4 months a year or so). And I think we were also particularly suited personality wise for a LDR to work - we're both introverts and pretty odd, but we're reasonable people and not too mentally ill. We always struggled with dating - I felt very lonely in my previous relationship, and my husband had been single and did not talk to women for years by the time we met each other. Basically, we're so fucking autistic that finding someone else was not really an option.
>>33751757so get an onahole and stop whining in the "talk to women" thread, genius
>>33751720FI had a man cure it but then he left me and the femcelism just grew back worse
>>33751741That's covert narcissism possibly.
>>33751769I'm whining because this >>33751766 ABSOLUTE NIGGERFAGGOT is trying to groom me into his tranny cult.
>>33751744You better now?
>>33751764You aren't really a volcel if you still get sexual frustration.
>>33751655MYes, I did the cringe confession thing a few times. No idea why I thought it would work (maybe the media or something led me to believe that was the right way?) without even going on a date with the bitch first. But I learned quickly and got my first gf later by just talking to her.
New Taylor album lowkey kinda mid. I expected more from Martin and Shellback. Very sad.
>>33751765when my man gets home he makes me dinner then we watch like an hour of tv while we eat, then we cuddle and fuck for most of the night, sometimes we play video games with friends, or go out on the weekends.
>>33751773Nta but lmao.
>>33751773no that happened after you were winning, you professional victim. god you love pity baiting don't you? pathetic little freak
>>33751773I'm just saying, that's what'll happen to you if you don't stop being a faggot now
>>33751779>>33751780>>33751781Kill yourselves.
>>33751736I play rhythm guitar and I sing pretty well, good enough?
>>33751782lolYou got such a short fuse.You sound like the ihatewomen retard.
>>33751752>self esteem has nothing to do with entitlementI thing you're kinda wrong here. Inflated or fragile self esteem often leads people to believe they deserve special treatment. When someone sees themselves as inherently superior they can develop a sense of entitlement. Encouraging the belief that self worth alone earns privileges.
>>33751782Did Stacy reject you or something?
>>33751594>Women>Have you ever had something made about you, like a piece of art of you or a poem or story?No.
>>33751775What the hell???? I'm not asexual and not having sex lead me to develop a bunch of stupid fetishes and find things sexually interesting, it's a curseWhat am i then??
>>33751782why, for pointing out your pathetic little victim complex? i bet you live your whole life pretending everyone else is out to get you, crying and whining to anyone who has the misfortune of hearing your bitchy little voice
>>33751752This is the dumbest thing I've read here all week.
There's a fucking song about Travis Kelce's dick
>>33751762What about my mom?
>>33751594yes, several artists have drawn me, and writers have based characters on me. this sounds so pompous after typing it
>>33751789Maybe just an idiot, I don't know the details, femanon.
>>33751792That’s real love
>>33751773Stop acting like a faggot and maybe fewer people will want to cut your dick off and dress you up in a skirt.
>>33751790I am a vicitim of having met you in this thread just like everyone else who has ever interacted with you.
>>33751794How many discord servers have you run in your lifetime?
>>33751774A little. I no longer wear heavy sweaters in the summer at least.
>>33751791narcissists are defined by their low self esteem and wild attempts to control their public image due to this. i'm sorry that you're uneducated and you take narcissists boasts at face value because you are retarded
>>33751795That's true but it doesn't change that i am a woman that is voluntary celibate and rejects anyone that has ever lived
>>33751793NtaGive her my number
I love my gf and we have had amazing times and she is special to me. We’ve also had issues and I do feel like her needs are prioritized over mine and she won’t always accept accountability and isn’t good when I tell her I need or want something or that something upset me. Anyway, after a long time of her being critical of me and picking at me for all kinds of shit, I’m feeling disconnected and I’m starting to feel unattracted to her and the thought of sex with her does nothing for me. But I hate it. I love her so much and I used to want her so badly. But I feel pushed away and drained and exhausted. I don’t know what to do. If I tell her this I’m afraid it’ll lead to an argument.
>>33751803But if you do it because of mental issues e.g., it's not really voluntary, isn't it?
>>33751800zero. i'm just pretty and weird and that makes men obsessed with me. its both amusing and dangerous
>>33751739If still have to put in energy to convince other girls to have sex with me, then what's the point of having a girlfriend?
>make genuine connection with girl >Have a 2 night stand >We cuddle a bit, have dates>Month later get together we both but through different comments I found we assume we're whores bc we fucked each other so fast>I'm mid 30's male, she's 20>She assumes I fucked 30 girls>I say no, she's surprised >Continues to say things like >How do I know you don't have aids?>How many women have you fucked without a condom on the first time?>Meanwhile I'm thinking she has fucked a lot of guys but never reveal it>She eventually says she's only had 1 bf>I still assume, but never tell/ask if she's had other casual/one night stands because honestly I probably do have a higher count than her>We get really fucking close, fall deeply in love, she says I love you>Still feels casual, she won't commit to any future plans, like she brings up the future very singular >I say things like I'd love to show you around my neighborhood>Her parents are visiting town>Hey you should bring your parents >Are you crazy anon?>Hahaha it's just a joke (heart breaks)>Days pass>Do you even love me or just fucking my ass?>Breaks up with me a couple weeks laterWas I just thinking unrealistically?
>>33751809Post hands.
>>33751806Oh hey it's me from the past right before ending my last relationship.
>>33751777Just wait for the divorce album sister.
>>33751808Being celibate? I have some troubles but it is mostly because i don't have the right person or i'm not ready yetAre you trying to demote me into a femcel
>>33751811Seems normal to me.
>>33751811>she won't commit to any future plansyes retard that's what 20 year olds do. be grateful she didn't commit to plans before her brain finished developing so she could "betray" you at age 24
>>33751802I'm not finding fault with the first sentence, it's the second. Anon wasn't even talking about narcissists, just self esteem and entitlment, why did you even bring that up? You are one, right? You seem to be, judging by your attacks on my intelligence.
imagine talking to a woman irl
>>33751816>Are you trying to demote me into a femcellolI'm not trying to offend you, if that's what it feels like to you.But it sounds a bit like a cope.
>>33751819nah, i've just dated one, and have a lot of hatred for them while also understanding them a little too well. the empathy for them is where they reel you in
>>33751806You have to talk about it. And if she still doesn't take it seriously you know the answer. Love isn't enough to keep a miserable relationship going, especially when one person refuses to participate
>>33751820"hey""no""ok"
>>33751777Does anyone actually care about that ancient pop lady?
GenderShould I buy the Homestuck games on GOG with 85% off?
>>33751818I too watched this happen to people around me in college around graduation. Older guy helps a girl pay school, the guy is older, they assume things are steady. She breaks up before graduation. There were 4 girls in my dorm that did this.
>>33751806>I love my gf and we have had amazing times and she is special to me.You know it's going to be good when it starts off like this.The only real thing that can be said is that you can't *make* her do anything. I'm not necessarily saying just leave, but the only way this gets fixed is talking about it, and if you cant do that...The other angle I can think of is to examine why she's always upset with you. Moids do this thing sometimes where they don't actually critically examine why a woman is upset and just let it go on and it implodes. I don't really know your situation, take it with a microscopic grain of salt.Meet her half way, and try to talk about it. If it doesn't go well, you did your best.
Normies should be banned from posting on 4chins.
>>33751814Oof >>33751824It’s gonna make her mad. It’s going to turn into an argument. Shell say I’ve been missing stuff or I’m ungrateful and she doesn’t see it the way I do and I’ll be the bad guy.
>>33751825"hey""ho""let's go"
>>33751788>something made about you... a poemAnonette never got luvsUntil that was she got dubzI liked her postTo her I would toastOf all anonettes I like her the most
>>33751733I guess? My mom is fat and always told me I was "lucky" to get boobs naturally instead of from being fat.>>33751756That's a lot of effort for very little benefit.>>33751827F, no, even 85% off they're too expensive
>>33751806First sentence and I know this is doomed.
>>33751802>you take narcissists boasts at face valueAnon didn't say anything like this. Why are you misinterpreting reality so much? Schizoaffective? BPD?
>>33751822You are just a very very very envious sex haver who hates me to death!
>>33751832Now, make it a haiku.
I want to bully a femcel while she sucks my cock.
Men: I'm finally ready to settle down. I have been dating a woman for 3 years. She rejected my engagement, why won't she commit to me? Details: me (57), about to retire. her (18), works part time at mcdonalds while finishing her high school diploma
>>33751810nta You want a nympho that would just give it to anyone? Really?
>>33751837I am envious of not getting to plap you into my mattress right now.Telling you how this is your life now, every single day.
>>33751811I think you're both retarded. Both of you rushed into sex instead of trying to build a genuine relationship with each other. Both of you have fucking awful communication skills.
>>33751832>no piratical gf to smack me in the head with a belaying pin and call me a layabout lubber and hoist the sails and drink too much
>>33751840Yep.
>>33751839>>33751839>>33751839
>>33751836is 4chan not the place to assert wild semifactual claims? kill yourself
>>33751825More like>Hey>Hi>...>...
>>33751844If ye want to be part of this crew, you're going to pull your weight, swabbieNow get belowdecks and start peeling potatoes
>>33751842Okay nevermind sorry...
Sometimes I consider getting a prostitute to get rid of my virginity but honestly I have performance anxiety and I have no idea how anything in that industry works.
>>33751846Are you volunteering?
>>33751840are you 6ft? have you looksmaxxed?
>>33751850You don't have any fight in you or would you just give in?
>>33751851prostitutes don't judge they just suck and go
>>33751849is "below decks" a new euphemismhonestly its just fun to be around an assertive woman, her eyes are the only deep blue sea i want to sail
>>33751840You're asking men, so you must be a 57yo lesbian
>>33751853You're a fucking moron.
>>33751847nta it really shouldn't be, especially on a board that's at least superficially supposed to be about giving advice. Are you a tourist from /b/?
>>33751829I think about her a lot man. I believe I always usually put my own interests aside for hers if it keeps the peace. I try to think about her needs and wants a lot man.
>>33751853me: 6'7, triple bypass heart surgery, oxygen tankher: 4'9, cheer captain, 28GGGs, harvard scholarship
>>33751777>>33751792Nobody has heard your shitty Taylor album. Stop fucking talking about it. I saw no news about it until I come on fucking 4chan and see you retards talking about her. She will never be as famous as MJ.
>>33751840>dating her for 3 years>18Pffffft. Unfortunately there are dudes in this thread that would find that very based.
>>33751863ok boomer
>>33751831>It’s gonna make her mad.You understand why that's not your problem right?
>>33751863who is mj
Would it be really fucking weird to hire a hooker and then just talk with her?
>>33751834>F, no, even 85% off they're too expensiveBecause they're that bad? Pesterquest and Hiveswap together is less than $4.But it look now like they're trying to make me pay for those games individually AND then also pay for PesterSim, which I though was another game but turns out is just a bundle of previous mentioned games again. So that's suspect.
Should I just get a fuckbuddy/fwb as a virgin?
>>33751854Intimidating question, i'm not sure, i am very scared of some stuff so i'd fight to death but then again i am also very sensible to some other things and i feel like i would explode on impact
>>33751868From what I've heard, that actually happens a lot. It's your money, so they're probably just happy to have an easy job.
>>33751868save yourself the money and just read catcher in the rye
>>33751870Implies you had options.
>>33751868Catcher in the Rye moment
>>33751852just post more maybe
>>33751869Oh I didn't realise the initial price was that low... last time I checked the games weren't even complete, so go ahead and get them
>>33751858unc didn't take the red pill... have you seen the graphs?>>33751862how big is your dick? do you own any assets?
>>33751871nta but do you think that's hot bc if so i have a GREAT smut rec
>>33751868Definitionally yes, that’s very weird. Would you hire a plumber just to talk to him?
>>33751867I think they meant Michael Jackson, the pedophile.
>>33751462Ty, I forgot again.
>>33751882sexxoooooo
>>33751868I'm sure it's not the first time that's happened.
>>33751873Literally the most boring overrated book ever and no one would know about it were it not banned
>>33751863>>33751867Maybe he made a typo and meant NJ for Nick Jonas
>>33751879assets: upscale furnished mobile home unit in a 55+ community
>>33751865I am below 30. I just don't pay attention to a talentless slut who's not even hot.
>>33751873>>33751876Oh, god, it is... I hate that book.But I mean, they seem like they'd have some interesting perspectives. And you'd get a lot of material for a book or something.
>>33751868Nah. There are even professional cuddlers.
>>33751871>i would explode on impactThat is my job, girlie.What are you into? Got any nasty things you'd want me to try out on you?I'm into some things too, but I'll keep that as a secret for now.
>>33751882michael jordan? isn't he an actor or something
>>33751880Maybe but i'm not a fanfiction reader, only doujins...
>>33751890If she's not hot, being a slut certainly takes talent!
You guys ever just felt
>>33751889>mobile homeyou're chopped *skull face*
>>33751893I'm okay! I'm not good at replying to these things, i will now go back to the shadows until the dark forces require my intervention
>>33751896Biggest sluts are mid chicks.
>>33751861Well, I said about all i can say to actually help. Just keep in mind that her problems are probably a lot deeper than what she's actually saying.>>33751868no, that happens all the time and I imagine it's probably a bit of a mild relief for her lol.
>>33751895it's an original work but it's written https://archiveofourown.org/works/59239375
>>33751887>catcher in the rye>bannedWhat?Also, sometimes boredom is the point. It's good for you.
I can't believe I had sex once
>>33751892Anon should hire one of those instead.
Girls, when you shower today, don't forget to scrub underneath your boobies
>>33751900I'll get you one of these days, puppy. :(
>>33751894No, he's a golfer
>>33751904Do you need to read a book about being bored? Can't you just... be bored? People have too much shit pushed in their face all day. Gets in the way of boredom. Gets in the way of creativity.
>>33751903Thanks for sharing, i find it hard to follow processed and descriptive text about sexual situations unlike pictures but maybe other sisters will make use of it
>>33751877I'd make fun of her for not being able to fit enough of my dick in her mouth and using too much teeth. I'd also tell her that if her hair weren't so greasy I'd play with it.
Either gender. How many friends do you have that you talk to consistently?
>>33751892Aren't those only really common in Asia though still?
>>337519190
>>33751911>implying I have underboob
>>33751911I always do that. No one wants stinky boobies.
>>33751895>only doujins...what kind? fav genres?
>>33751904Between 1961 and 1982, The Catcher in the Rye was the most censored book in high schools and libraries in the United StatesDue to the swearing lol.I keep my phone in my pocket on public transport, lecture me not one boredom fool
>>33751918Not all femcels are unkempt...
>>33751919>consistentlymaybe 2, not counting my partner.I have opportunities but when people give me their numbers i just dont text back until they stop trying to hang out with me.
>>33751921Probably.
>>33751919F a couple if you count online vidya.
>>33751919Mzero
>>33751923that just means its easier for you to be kept clean and pretty.
>>33751924>No one wants stinky boobies.Who's gonna tell her?
>>33751818>Brain finished developingHonestly she seemed way more mature and intelligent than I was at that age, I'll never understand the development thing at 24. She's taken LSD, smoked weed, tobacco beet regularly, it's to late no?
>>33751923>implying you don'tprove it right now
>>33751927Reminds me, didn't Sesame Street get banned in some south state at one point?
>>33751919M3 i game with most night and we voice chat and we golf once a weekAnother 3 we all meet up once a month usially with their f amAnd 6 or so more join them all for a grp text and once a month vidya night since it is hard to meet up
>>33751919Online or offline?Online 1, offline 1Male.
>>33751919M, just my brother, but he's a better friend than anyone I could meet in the world
Do that many women have tattoos or is just ones on bumble?
>>33751935Anon, you wouldn't tell me if I had stinky boobies? This is like no one telling me I had a button undone that one day all over again.
>>33751843I agree our communication sucked. We did start very sexually charged. At one point she told me she wanted to make love with me instead of, and I didn't understand what that meant. Do I not spit on her face and slap her?I pulled her hair and told her to tell me she loves me but she barely muttered it. I thought it meant she'd tell me eventually during sex
>>33751943They're pretty common in the west these days
>>33751928Doesn't matter, it's part of the bullying.
>>33751916>Do you need to read a book about being bored? Can't you just... be bored?Sometimes you need to get tricked into it. Sometimes you need to trick yourself. Sometimes it's good to get a new perspective on boredom.Personally I like to play games like Euro Truck Simulator or Train Simulator, for the meditativness the boredome creates.I recently played Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time and I spent a lot of time just slowly walking around doing nothing but experiencing the city.
>>33751919F. Not counting my husband - a couple coworkers, my best friends from middle school, and 3 other close friends. So like 7 people?
>>33751942Is he older than you or younger? I haven't talked to my brother in years. And I don't really want to, he's an asshole thinking back.
>>33751919I'd say about 3 right now.
>>33751938It was pretty lame how cookie monster used to eat piles of cookies then he started shilling fruits.>oh we don't want kids to emulate bad habitsThey said on a show with a guy who lives in a trash can as homeless druggy rate skyrockets
>>33751943I think the amount that have at least one is quite high.
>>33751927America, land of freedom.
If a girl has a single simple tattoo in her armpit, should I think of her as a "tattooed woman"? All of the accoutrement attached?
>>33751944I'd tell you you have stinky boobs by stuffing my face under them.
>>33751943Foids think tattoos=personality. Good luck trying to find one below 30 without tattoos. I fucking despise their retarded tattoos.
>>33751955I think small tattoos are more like a birthmark than anything else
>>33751957They are tradcuck repellants and work really well.
>>33751876I don't remember that when i read it in school.
>>33751954Its just in the schools. No one said you cant go buy the book bro.
>>33751919M4 friends
Guys, I'm trying the no misogyny challenge and it's really fucking hard. Ugh.
>>33751948>I recently played Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time and I spent a lot of time just slowly walking around doing nothing but experiencing the city.nta and I think I know what you meant but this is why I don't get MMOs and open world games as a whole. Why devote that much time to a life that doesn't really matter? You need escapism that badly?
>>33751925asanagi, aizawa anji, hirune, itto, lioreo, rorogi mogerathings like that, don't have the power to get into details now
>>33751960I hate them. They should cut their tattooed skin off.
>>33751878Looks like it's not the entire Hiveswap, but Hiveswap Friendsim which is apparently not the full thing.Should I just get only Pesterquest for $2?
Never going to find love ever
>>33751932>>33751941I think online counts too. They’re still people you can talk and hang out with, just a little differently.
>>33751950Younger. Sorry to hear that, why did it go bad?
I have a certain mental imagine of the kind of people who lurk here and I want to justify it:Post>gender>occupational field or job / major if you're a student / neet if neet
>>33751961that was the most memorable part lmao.he calls a hooker up to his room, chickens out, and asks her to just talk with him.I think she ends up ripping him off by telling her pimp he didn't pay and then gets his ass kicked.
>>33751968Nobody cares what you like. lmao
>>33751952True, cookie monster going PC kinda sucked. I like how they had the balls to deal with Mr. Hooper though back in the 70s or whatever.
>>33751973F. I'm a speech therapist.
>>33751963>No one said you cant go buy the book bro.Maybe not, but that is what it sounds like when you say a book is "banned".
>>33751943Most do. Just accept being single desu. Not like there was ever a chance anyways.
>>33751955In her armpit? Yes. That's a weird place for one. She expects you to look.
>>33751965Skill issue.
>>33751973Bullshit jobs. No higher education.
>>33751973M, I work in a restaurant kitchen.
>>33751972It didn't go bad. We just stopped talking after he moved out. Few texts here and there but I have no interest in keeping up with him.
>>33751947What about just being very forceful with hair and saying that if she's wasn't a femcel you would treat her more lovinglyThinking cap
My girlfriend won’t fuck me and is pushing me away and has been super critical of me. She’s super stressed and she takes it out on me. I can’t stop thinking about other women. Thinking about fucking my gf doesn’t even feel good anymore. It feels so good. I know I could have my way. I just want to feel like my needs matter.
>>33751973Farming but whatever.F graphic design.
>>33751973FProfessional retard and part time jew daycare attendee
>>33751973MSoftware Dev
>>33751966>Why devote that much time to a life that doesn't really matter? You need escapism that badly?Does this life really matter?I could walk around my town, but Night City is an entirely different experience. And when that got too boring or dangerous I could easily escape from the escapism by walking to my apartment, going to bed and turning off the game.
>>33751973f retail
>>33751974>chickens outThis is the shitty part for me. He didn't even intentionally plan on having a conversation. So it's not really the same thing.
>>33751974Am I confusing it with another book???Is this the same one with a trail or something? Man that is so real.>>33751973M, 28, mechanical engineer, 70k retirement, no debt, 69k yearly salary, live alone in a small apartment.
>>33751989It sounds like you don't like each other at all
>>33751988What if I start out gentle, then get frustrated and decide that I have to do all the work and grab her hair and start forcing myself down her throat?
>>33751973M. Programmer. Currently NEET.
>>33751973F I work in a used video game store.Is your guess that one girls will reply to this? :)
>>33751999I fucking love the woman I just feel like she isn’t into me at all and I’m always doing something wrong
>>33751973MEngineering student
>>33751975I will never like tattoos. Only retards get them. Girls with tattoos are telling everyone not to take them seriously and just to use them for sex, nothing more. I despise tattoos.
>>33751973M. Fart fetish model.
>>33752000Yes
>>33752002Dream job. I live next to one but I’m worried about the prospects in the long or even mid term.
>>33752006>squat cobbler
>>33751955>>33751959Not all tattoos are created equalHaving a small heart tattoo or an ankle tattoo is not the same thing as a bunch of random shit visible on your arms/legs at all times
>>33751995>Does this life really matter?Respectfully, maybe not yours then so much if you're asking questions like that.
>>33751983You can't see it unless her arm is up. She said her parents don't even know
>>33751973MNEET, schizo
>>33752005I'm not following the tattoo discussion n.3244 but people like tattoo whiners don't sound attractive to non-tattoo havers at allI'm the CEO and you can not question me
>>33751955Yes>>33752013Wrong
>>33751944how would I know? I've never met a woman who didn't smell like sunshine and sex
*wastes a large portion of your time*
>>33751969Yes, you have my permission to buy
>>33752022Woman moment
>>33752022Fuck I gotta stop doing that
>>33752010You say that as a man though. :)Yeh, me too. It's a little mom and pop shop that has had to "diversify" into Funkos and card game stuff.
Why do Thai pussy smell like curry, jap smell like fish, latina smelling like menudo, n white bitches be smelling like fucking roses/nothing but clean pussy? Nig pussy smell like some orc
>>33751973MMy gym has a bunch of wheat fields near it that sometimes the manlets play tag in.My job is to stand near the cliff at the edge of the field and stop them going over.My boss is a phoney and so are the manlets
>>33752003You can love someone and not like them
>>33751992>anon is allowed near children
Why does my gf think she's not pretty enough for me? She's so far out of my league that people don't actually believe she's my gf.How do I make her believe me when I say I think she's beautiful, and that I'm not just saying that?
>>33752022HOW DARE YOU.My time is extremely valuable.
>>33752002are you treated like a booth babe and constantly asked where your male coworkers are? that's how it was at my short stay at Gamestop
>>33751966Anon, if that’s how people want to enjoy their leisure time, just let them. It’s leisure time, it’s okay to waste it.
I failed the no misogyny challenge. It was very hard. I really hate women.
>>33752033Go pick up another bitch with her, bring her back and just as you are about to cum, give it all to your gf and say, "sorry babe I only cum in beautiful women" to the girl you picked up
>>33752035Sorta. People think I'm just there for show some times... which I kinda am I guess to a point... but I do know stuff.
I bet the girls who post here aren't even white
>>33752027>You say that as a man though. :)True. Do you dislike the job?Also yikes. My local store has stopped stocking original hardware (except for one Sega CD for $400) and sells clone consoles instead now.
>>33752043I'm so white my foundation shade got discontinued
>>33752042>>33752035>mfw I was straight-up told "you have to work the front counter because we get more male customers when they can see you in the window"A bit strange to hear that when I was underage at the time
>>33752043Im white but I'm ugly
>>33752022All in good fun haha
>>33752005I did not ask, you narc.
>>33752036>It’s leisure time, it’s okay to waste it.nta but leisure time should NOT be viewed as wasted time.
>>33752047plap plap plap
>>33752043/atoga/ is a brown girl loving thread we love our chocolate mamas
>>33751973FSenior actuary
>>33752043Quick, pale femanons, to formationLet's blind this target
>>33752047Korean beauty products are waiting for you
>>33751583Alright, I am finally hungry enough.First and last meal of the day at 6pm.
>>33752043I'm too white, if anything. Got sunburnt walking around London in March, while wearing SPF.
>>33751973>F>Streamer on Twitch
>>33752007Also I'd mock her for her boob size, regardless of what it actually is.
>>33752028>latina smelling like menudoI ain't even mad, but white bitches kinda stank
>>33752035How come they dont stock the og xbox headset with one ear? I dont need full turtle beaches every game
>>33752062What if it's big
>>33752045No, not really. Overall it's pretty rewarding. I wish it paid a little better but I guess that's the nature of the field. Ebay is probably where it's at nowadays.Emulator boxes?! Ouch. How can that even be consider a retro store?
Was I not supposed to list my income... Oh well.
Theres more girls than men in the threadMen what do you do today
>>33752066NtaStill here? I thought you were going back to the shadows?
>>33752069boys don't post on 4chan
>>33752069I hung out with my brother, he came home from a work camp
>>33752066Even if they're big.
>>33752069I'm reading about C++ before I go to work this evening.
>>33752069Post in here while I should be working.I'm starved for conversation and kinda depressed.
>>33752056.. where the fuck did I put my tiara?
>>33752069Today I am being hungover.
>>33752069>>33751550
>>33752075Why are you depressed?
I hate women so damn much. Holes DNI.
>>33752070I take tactical notes to study the battlefield sometimes
>>33752070NtaNice schizopost
>>33752060Prepare for some hate comments.
>>33752068What's your income?
>>33752069Seethed impotently at my shitty work laptop and its gay fan that won't turn the fuck off for some reason.
>>33752060You should get beaten.
>>33752069ESTROGEN LEVELS CRITICALQUICKLY MEN, POST SOMETHING MASCULINE
>>33752083No no, they were right
>>33752069There's like 30 guys and 3 girls
>>33752069im going to the outside party thing (no idea what its called in english). But I'll probably just check it out to see what its about and then go home because going to that kind of events alone doesnt work
GenderWhat is your income?
>>33752088gogo gadget bodygoals
>>33752059Every Londonesse I meet in Japan is a weak attention seeker. Wbu>>33752049Perfect, I love you>>33752056It only works of your all your skin hairs are blonde
>>33752059I like pale girls. Maybe it's a genetic thing cause half my family is also the kind that gets sun burnt easily. I don't get sun burnt at easily but I kinda avoid the sun except in Winter.
>>33751973F Fuck it, vtuber.
>>33752073Weak answer but you pass the test regardless
>>33752093M. 100k plus bonus. Last bonus was 14k.
>>33752093whats this, the fucking IRS?
Why do french bitches give the best hugs, eye contact, sex, but don't want to have my kids???
>>33752093M 0
>>33752055I also studied math. I couldn't ever see myself in that kind of job, though. I see it as a kind of superpower that some people can manage to do something so monotonous. Like I remember having to study 3 page long functional analysis proofs at uni, and I just wanted to off myself.
>>33752080I'm very lonely, but mostly just aimlessly going through life right now.
>>33752088>that scene where he prepares for the fight and throws the torch on that bonfire then screams
Sex,What's your gender?
>>33752099Oh, were you expecting details? I'd either go with "how could you not get any when you have these?" Or "are these what you got instead of a brain?".Maybe I'd make her moo.
>>33752049>white but uglythat's my type
>>3375209369k, M
Women shouldn't be allowed on 4chan. I hate them so much, I really do. I don't want them here or anywhere, I am so sick of them. I wish that women all disappeared.
>>33752069>Men what do you do todayPretend I'm a girl
>>33752105>proofsThat's the interesting bit with maths. The only bit that matters.
>>33752110I see i see
Under 24 bitches,Do you feel your brain developing rn? Y/n
>>33752102Yes. The Incel Raping Service. Assume the position.
>>33752103There's a lot of job insecurity and housing cost problems in France right now, anyways. I'm going to ignore the other stuff.
>>33752082Uh huh.>>33752083You must be very new.
>>33752120I'm getting more retarded
>>33752098My brother is one.
>>33752098that's cool, do you do it alone or as part of a big production?what kinda niche/topic?
>>33752108M M>>33752115I wish you disappeared. Yet here we all are.
>>33751900the underworld's deadliest femcel...
>>33751973F, pre-law major with OF for income (mostly feet stuff)
>>33751973F. Lab tech at a college.
>>33752106Do you have any goals? Why are you lonely?
The only girl from London I met was talking about how Labour was going to save the UK. I knew Starmer was a snake back then and I told her as much and she didn't like me.I guess she's one of the types that vote for Starmer knowing who he is.Eww.
>>33752130Are you a little concerned that other students or teachers will hear about it?
Why do men just blogpost ITT instead of asking questions?
>>33752128You sound like a normalfaggot.
>>33752115Me with sex havers>>33752123It's true! I'm going back to lurking now>>33752129I believe it
>>33752111Why
>>33752119I'd also have her try to give a tit job, act very judgmental about it, then tell her how bad she is at it and to go back to sucking.
>>33752095I'm not from London. I lived there for a year and visit occasionally for fun.>>33752096I also really love pale guys, it's the one physical trait every guy I've ever liked had in common. >>33752093F. I am hoping to make around 45000€ this year after taxes. I live in a low COL area and save 2/3 of my income right now while paying for most of the expenses for me and my husband.
>>33752122Why do you say this?She said her dad told her to stay in my country if a civil war broke out in France but it didn't and she left and took all of her sex and cooking with her and forbade me to follow.
>>33752136I don't know how they could. It's totally anonymous.
>>33752140Why won't you let me talk to you properly?You just keep teasing yourself.
>>33752141I like unassuming types. I hate flashiness. I feel comfy being invisible, ideally away from crowds.
>>33752143What if I'm pale but my nose is always sunburnt because I walk all day and talk to myself out loud about how I'm haunted by a snake
>>33752137Women, last porn vid you watched?
>>33752137I asked a couple of questions last night in the previous thread, but nobody answered them. So fuck it.Besides, all the questions have been asked already.
>>33752148Oh
>>33752127I'm an indie. Stereotypical vtuber stuff I guess, vidya, singing, being "funny". I don't want to say more and dox myself, sorry.
>>33752134The kinda goals I have that I can act on I don't worry about. Relationship, owning land and having time for hobbies seem to be increasingly unachievable though.
>>33752137the answers we received have horrified and sickened uswe damned souls now wander aimlessly, waiting for an innocent to one day ask the question that frees us
>>33752115
>>33750040The Chinese community is obsessed with what you're looking for. It's 3DPD thoughhttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph617404968279fThis is a good mix of massage leading into sex if that's what you're intohttps://51cg1.com/archives/222580/This one has a fucking lot of massage and then sex. The keyword you want to be searching for is "spa" or "男技师" (which means "male [massage] technician").It's 3D tho so I get it if you're only after 2D
>>33752133comfy, is it like a temp job or permanent?
>>33752153Viewer count average?Is that your only job?
>>33752150It was an ASMR vid titled "Sticky, Sweet Snail Monster Girl Unbirths You Through Her Long Tail! [wet sounds] [slimy and sticky] [caring and sweet] [non fatal] [unbirth] [cuddling in her shell] [willing/unwilling ambiguous] [stomach sounds] [comforting] [Part 2] "
>>33752157>atoga >full of women
>>33752147I'm just not good with these things at all and i find it difficult to even imagine doing this in a situation like that, i can just say silly things if my sanity levels are low but as soon as someone is talking to me i feel like running away basically
>>33752154>seem to be increasingly unachievable though.How so?
Women, how long do I need to get your eye contact to understand it as "fuck me please"?
>>33752147avoidant 99 femcel
>>33752159As permanent as a job can be when you fap on the clock lmao
>>33752142Suggestion: take the matters into your own hands?
Can men who LOVE women tell me how you feel or tolerate our more irrational and childish behavior? I am talking about average tendencies here, I know some women are NOT this way and some men are like women. So I'm aware.But I just mean do you guys lowkey desire partners that are more like men?Would your ideal girlfriend look like a hot woman but act like a man or do you enjoy the female nature?
>>33752149Cute, pale and mentally ill? Sounds just like my type.
I scored avoidant dismissive but I straight up thought I was anxious. Was I actually not coming off clingy???
>>33752127do non-JP vtuber agencies even exist?even the english ones are part of asian companies
>>33752160I SAID I DON'T WANT TO SAY MORE! :)I do well enough to have it be my only job though.
>>33752161Wtf
>>33752166Work keeps me in the office, jobs are not very open in engineering right now, pay isn't really keeping up with inflation and living anywhere, housing is way out pacing everything, and the few friends I have are also fucked by this. Dating seems impossible for me on a personality level.
>>33752179Did I stutter?
>>33752178Oh thats doing pretty good then
>>33752177>do non-JP vtuber agencies even exist?VShojo is based in San Francisco.
>>33752152sorry to disappoint, of course if I was a turbo chad, I'd hate people less and would be more comfortable around them,I really hate crown mentality as it is because it's hard not to notice how a lot of it revolves around how pretty and tall the person isI can talk good, but that's about it.
>>33752173Brief sidebar: I've actually tried this before and it's simply not a good time for either of us. But sure, I could do that. I'd make her apologize for being bad at it while I did.
>>33752174the female nature is the best part of women. a universe ran by a man would eventually turn into grey dust because his nature is to consume more than he creates. women are the light in a man's life and the fires she starts are the same ones that keep my house warm and tea hot.
>>33752181Are you transexual
>>33752174I don't and that's probably a big reason I'm always single.But also, when I was younger I used to be into tomboys but now I actually get turned off by tomboy types because overall they tend to not be the kind of women I want to be with.
>>33752178I'm curious, do you bother to put on makeup and dress up even though you don't appear on camera? I do when I stream occasionally, just to feel like I'm "performing mode", but I might be the only one :/
>>33752186F This means that a world of girls entirely would be bad as well, right?
>>33752185>not a good time for either of usWhy, and do you know how big they were
>>33752175What will you cook for me as I ramble about how the snake burrows into my heart egg?
>>33752187No sorry, I'm a biological woman
>>33752174>Childish Those are usually traits people either find endearing or annoying.
>>33752174>do you enjoy the female nature?I have to be honest, I don't know what this means.I think people are too much individuality for that to be a meaningful question.
Give me a single reason not to hate foids that doesn't relate to a part of their body.
>>33752189I do but I'm paranoid about something breaking and doing an accidental face reveal.
>>33752183well, it WAS based there...
>>33752200Hating nature is nonsensical.
>>33752200We make very good friends
>>33752196Grim, i hope you were just curious
>>33752174I was in love with a quite literal 10/10 until she told me about how she wanted to go to college and study psychology and have a career and ride a motorcycle.
>>33752191probably? you tell me.
>>33752191NtaYin needs yan. We work best together
>>33752206It was at the end of a very long ASMR spree, so it's not like I searched it out specifically>>33752207That 10/10's name? Albert Einstein
>>33752200
>>33752164>I'm just not good with these things at allYou keep saying that, but all I see is you being avoidant, instead of just giving in.
>>33752204No you don't. Either side will eventually get the fee fees for the other then shit hits the fan.
>>33752207>Motorcycle What, thats based though.
>>33752202Oh, right, right...
>>33752201Understandable lol, it's always good to prepare for the worstCongrats on your success, maybe we'll collab someday without knowing it <3
>>33752174I FUCKING HATE this new trend of women who are always pretending to be men. Just fucking so done with that shit.I don't want a girl who wears boots and thinks that the only way to have fun is to do some dangerous thrill seeking sport. Fuck that noise.
>>33752200what is even left to do without foids to hate?
>>33752213Joke is on Yoda because I don't need to fear something to be angry and full of hatred.
>>33752222>when your masculinity is so fragile that the only thing making you a man is your boots
>>33752174Honestly no idea what behavior you're talking about. Most women in my life have been emotionally mature, much more than the average man. And it's WHY I love women so much. "More like men" is the opposite of what I want, unless we're talking positive aspects only.
>>33752216I'm the anon, yes I agree, but it reminded me of this other girl I had who's covered in tats and has a motorcycle Instagram. She would have probably been more modest about it since she doesn't have an Instagram. I reacted gay at first saying it's risky, but afterwards I said it was cool and I wanted to learn with her. Did I fuck up?
>>33752224That's not the point. The point is that hate leads to suffering is enough of a reason to not hate.
>>33752167I have never managed to look at my crush straight in the eye but I still want him to fuse my back into a mattress. I hope you find this information useful
>>33752194Roughly the size of oranges.It's an awkward motion for me, and involves a lot of boob tugging for her. I assume if she were huge it'd be better/easier.
>>33752226how do mermaids taste
>>33752067Idk man. Between those and the insane prices (I paid $70 for Sonic 3 & Knuckles once there), yeah I just shop on eBay for games. Though I guess it helps that I’m mostly looking for imports…>>33752069I’m working right now.
>>33752226>>33752199If you have no idea what I'm talking about then you have never been in relationships with women.
>>33752230It's just, some girls will have a staring contest with me. Like we can lock eyes for a straight minute and they match my speech pattern/speed
Remember we're happier together
>>33752238skinwalkers preparing to make the switch
ATOGA:>married/partnered F's who are inexplicably here>sexhaver M's who are clearly boasting, might be trolling, maybe lying>femcel girls hoping for some Chad who was dropped on his head as a child to be into them>volcel girls who lowkey rub it into your face about how precious their virgin vagina is>incel M's fishing for pityDid I miss anyone?
>>33752225it's just ugly, it was cool when it was something only punk girls did,now every basic bitch needs to be wearing work bootsit's stupid and unattractive
>>33752234Do not commit the cannibalism. Unless you mean eat in the sexual way, that'd be fine.>>33752237The people I get along with the best are women. My best friend is a woman. I can't imagine they'd suddenly change for the worse if the switch flipped to relationship.
>>33752246>Pornbrained M's who loudly insist everyone is a tranny>>33752248Ok, I will let everyone know at the next annual women's fashion conference
>>33752088
>>33752246sexually aggressive lesbians predating the femcels
>>33752214I'm really not able to get to be like other people here and i don't want to get sad about it again, i'm not sure if i will get better at it since i feel like i come from 0Sorry i'm not really trying to be liked, but i also just wish to communicate a bit too sometimes instead of hiding thoughts like i always did in my life
>>33752246>>femcel girls hoping for some Chad who was dropped on his head as a child to be into themCome on mann
>>33752195Tonight I'm making steak, mashed bodadoes and spinaches. Nothing fancy.
>>33752250>>33752252Good contributions.
>>33752231I think so too
>>33752246Drive by shitposters and schizos.
>anon why is your closest friend a gay guy?>Idk I have straight guy friends too but we haven't been friends as long >Is it because you think your friends will steaklyour gf?Bro why did she have to hit me in the heart like that?
>>33752256Spinach is hard to get right. I always go with broccoli.
>>33752261I'm growing broccoli but it's not ready yet.
>>33752256Throw in some eggs without the snake and I'll whisper in your ear as you cook.
>>33752250>next annual women's conferenceCan you tell them to stop doing that thing where it looks like she's waving at me but she is actually waving at her friend behind me but I already waved back and now I look dumb?
>>33752253>I'm really not able to get to be like other people hereHow do you feel others here are and how do you think you are different?
>>33752246Boomer M vol cel who always talk about rome sips and boomer posting
>>33752265Women will no longer stand behind you, problem solved
>>33752261>Spinach is hard to get rightIs this a joke?
>>33752274You can really make them stop that?Thank you
>meet girl drawing in a hostel>Show her I pet goat ii>We fuck>Go on a walk at 3am>Tell her about my dreams of a snake living inside of a planet while holding her and watch the stars, my mythology and spirituality shit>Anon you're so cool>Tell her my mom died, her name>Anon, I have that name on my necklace, it's my middle name, named after my grandma >Wow it's like destiny>Haha no it's just a coincidence anon, I'm very logical >Yeah, ok. >Anon I love you>I love you too girl sent to me by my guardian angel mother and to teach me an important lesson>Anon, I want to break upOh that was the lesson.
>>33752250>next annual women's fashion conferenceCan we request more elaborate nail polish?
>>33752277Np>>33752279It's been brought up for a vote multiple times, but the lesbian voting bloc keeps insisting we just keep our nails short all the time
>>33752270I feel like they're more comfortable saying what they think and that it comes easier and more natural to them, i feel like people are more able to relate to others instead of me but not always, i also feel a bit useless in comparison but i know i can't offer a lot of advice myself after all
>>33752241https://web.archive.org/web/20240116022903/https://asylummagazine.ca/THE-GAY-QUESTIONI think overexposure to women is damaging men, a couple days ago some girl quoted gone girl this is good counter argument
>>33752227You fucked up. Most female riders aren't like that outside of Instagram, tiktok is no gear thirst traps though. If you guide them to something simple they would get maybe a few scars worst broken bones unless an act if god moment.
>>33752200>Give me a single reason not to hate foids that doesn't relate to a part of their body.A female(foid) gave birth to you.
>>33752246>volcel girls who lowkey rub it into your face about how precious their virgin vagina isAnd I'll do it again
is a 7-8 year age difference too much?
For real the vtubers in this thread should use it for content though. Especially you smugalana.
>>33752287Depends on the age of the people involved. 14 and 22 is a very large age gap, 50 and 58 isn't.
>>33752287F, yes if I'm the older person, kinda if I'm the younger one
>>33752282This seems awfully gay
>>33752288Revealing that I browse 4chan would be horrible for my #brand, I have a certain image to preserve you know
>>33752287too little, 10-15 is the best age gap
>>33752283I'm inspired to ride now, but i got no moni.I was just concerned for her safety.
>>33752200Foids have conditioned performative empathy because of toxic femininity that results in karens.
>>33752290>>33752291>>3375229528 and 20
>>33752297>sociopathic man assumes that everyone else is faking their feelings tooMany such cases
>>33752295If I don't make it out of my 30's without at least one pregnant 20 year old I'm going to kill myself at 40
>>33752293It isn't any different than ones pulling Reddit stories. I hate the fake greentext ai shitters with a passion.
>>33752293are you one of those "look at me, I'm so wholesome, I'm just a nerdy library girl" types, or are you one of those, "tee hee hee, I forgot I was wearing this low cut shirt while bending over in front of you, OOPS, my pen fell on the floor, I'm so clumsy, let me bend over to get it", types?
Post one piece of good advice you got feom this thread
>>33752299Caring about people outside of your sphere of social settings is insane.
>>33752302I am neither of those porn character archetypes
>>33752298>28 and 20Yeah the only person I know who will be twenty when I'm 28 is my friend's younger brother and the thought is giving me the ick. And I probably wouldn't date a 28yo when I was 20
>>33752305We jumped straight to "empathy bad" already, thanks for saving time
>>33752307How bout 28 and 36
>>33752301*reacts to your posts while jiggling my anime boobies*
>>33752281>i also feel a bit useless in comparisonPosting on 4chan is not really about being useful for others.At least it never was to me, even if I have helped others.People use 4chan differently and that's ok, I would call it more of an outlet for retards like us than anything. lolThat being said, I find it really hard to relate to most people here too, especially other men.
>>33752305I'm an incel conservative redneck type and even I am turned off by people who lack empathy.Nobody wants to share a bed with a professed sociopath.
I really fucking hate women.
>>33752296Affordability is easier for entry level stuff, especially used. They become money pits easily however.
>>3375229820 and 28 is pretty big. I wouldn't necessarily rule it out, as you're both adults, but I would think very realistically about whether you're in the same place in life right now, if you have the same goals in the short and medium term, if you're close to each other in maturity, and how communication works between the two of you.
>>33752307>>33752317yeah you're probably right, I'll cut her off
>>33752313>>33752308And suddenly only caring about my friends and coworkers makes me a psychopath. It's always like this, feels like when I tell people I don't care about Palestine, Israel and Ukraine.
>>33752317my grandparents were 30 and 16 respectively and it worked out just fine
>>33752303That diet is more critical to losing weight than exercise.
>>33752320He's attempting a pivot to a politics derail! Can he pull it off?!
>>33752320>only caring about my friends and coworkers makes me a psychopathmeh, I mean, depends how far you take it
>>33752322Losses are made in the kitchen. Gains are made in the gym.
>>33752311It's okay! I mostly meant it for more serious things, i also interact in silly ways here after all but i don't consider it super important, i'm okay with casual talk enough but i wish i didn't feel so immature when it comes to some things and when i get reminded of it i'm not sure how to handle it, everything is alright tho
>>33752321Then I'm sure they were in similar places in life, shared similar goals in the medium and long term, were close to each other in maturity and communicated well.
>>33752324That is the real issue. When I say performative empathy I mean the think of the children types for stuff completely irrelevant to their lives.
>>33752303My husband grew up with an anorexic mother and sister, and a girl from here helped me a ton to understand better the effect it had on his body image.
>>33752330Why is that an issue? Just ignore it.
I wish I had a gf. Foids, why can't I find a gf?
>>33752335What are you currently doing to try and get a gf, anon? :)
>>33752303Trying = better results
>>33752300hell yeah i can't wait to read your suicide note
I hate women.
>>33752330I mean, I do care if people are hurting children, even if that is happening half way across the world.I just don't want to share a world with people who hurt children. That kinda does affect my life, the way I see it, because those are dangerous people who shouldn't exist.
>>33752340It’s always “I hate women” and not “how do I hate women more”
GendersWhen was the last time you came?
Reminder that you will die earlier than every normie and Chad because of the health issues from isolation. Your "peaked in high school" insult is a cope towards well-adjusted people who enjoyed their high school years. You won't become a millionaire in your 30s and then "show everyone".
>>33752333Karens manages to find and make my day worse for stuff they literally aren't even really a part of. If I didn't have to deal with public interactions leading into having to interact with them I would have a better general mental state about women.
I asked a fun question about rape. Got 0 replies.Foids why are you so prude?
>>33752303you guys take advice from 4chan seriously? lmao
>>33752344My dream is to die at the deep sea, sunking into the unknown so no one will see my gross dead body
>>33752335>why can't I find a gf?hard to answer without you giving us context
>>33752343MYesterday, which was technically two days ago
>>33752345If you continue to have such a narrow view of the world, you'll continue to be annoyed by people with different values, and you're making your life harder for no reason
>>337523431 hour ago or so
>>33752344>You won't become a millionaire in your 30s Correct, I will become a millionaire in my 40s, but it isn't to show anyone, it's just for me
FemaloidsIf you broke up with your bf to pursue school and blocked him 3 times, would you answer his call?
>>33752347Personally i just suck anons life force
>>33752328>It's okay!lol you like saying this, don't you?>I mostly meant it for more serious thingsHm, but you are evading here too, even when things aren't terribly serious.>>33752305>>33752320>suddenlyNTAs and M, but that's always been kind of been the case. Nothing sudden about it, even if you try to sell it as that.You are sociopathic for just not caring at all.
>>33752120it develops at 25
>>33752322>>33752327Anybody got tipps for bigger forearm?I already deadlift and use that thing where you roll the rope up
>>33752346Where
>>33752343MI jerked off five times today. Last was like an hour and a half ago.
ProTip: instead of saying “sorry for being autistic” say “please excuse my eccentricity!” This isn’t getting patcher anytime soon and it will help you both make friends and find a gf.
>>33752337Asking atoga foids how to find a gf. >>33752349Whay kind of context would you like?
>>33752358That's 25 and a half you SICK FUCK
>>33752320no, it just makes you seem like you have low intelligence and curiosity, and only think about yourself and your immediate surroundings.
Hello Atoga
>>33752344"Peaked in high school" means that they went downhill after graduating. If you're still on an upward trajectory, you haven't peaked.
>>33752366Hi, what is your question for the opposite gender?
>>33752366Hi boobs
>>33752363age, gender, general description of your appearance, career, hobbies, relationship to your friends and family, etc
>>33752342I already know how to. Their behaviour is fuel.
>>33752363>Whay kind of context would you like?Never mind. I can already tell that you have an extremely annoying personality.
>>33752357>but you are evading here tooI guess so, i just don't feel very comfortable when i feel like i get too much attention in general, i don't think any place needs more of "me"
>>33752366plap
Her number keeps showing up in my phone no matter how many times I delete it. I promise I'll stop messaging. I said to myself I'd wait a year
Infinite foid hate.
>>33752357No empathy has to be gained.
>>33752370Male. Learning piano. Play guitar. No friends. Don't talk much with family. I like vidya, mythology, anime, 2000s shit, etc. I'm ugly. >>33752373Kys.
>>33752355no?
I peaked in 3rd grade. I have a bowl cut and ALL the girls were into me, but I was completely oblivious. Adult me doesn't measure up at all :(I remember how it 9th grade girls started being reserved around me and things never changed from then on wards.
>>33752376>>33752377>being a low IQ creature who is obsessed by what it hatesMale moment
>>33752369Well that’s a bit rude >>33752375I did not consent to that>>33752368Male anons can I have a hug and be told everything is going to be okay?
>>33752382The question mark means yes
>>33752387it mostly means "why is this even a question"
>>33752386Are you the girl with the gross stretchmarks stomach?
>>33752386>Male anons can I have a hugDid you finish your homework and chores?
>>33752380probably start playing some mmos or games with women in them and fall in love there, otherwise there's no hope for you
>>33752360here>>33751162
>>33752386that cat looks like a mouse
>>33752392It's so over...
>>33752365On what level. If you see a beggar on the road do you pass or give them money. It's situational. Issues away from home I can't spare empathy or time to with ones at home.
>>33752380For men getting a friend is easy mode compared to gf so just focus on getting friends (or a friend) first.I never understand these creatures who want a woman before they even have a single friend. You got it all backwards. And I'm not saying making a friend as someone friendless is very easy, but having friends is important. And it's a lot easier to pick up a woman if you go to some place with a friend than as that lonely weird guy.
atoga, i've been dating a man for 6 months, and all i can think about is having sex with him. it's impacting my life negatively because all i can think about doing is him. how do i cure this?
Can women please consider how a guy has few options before she breaks up so soon? Thanks
>>33751162Yeah i believe in rape, males who were raped by men have something special in them
>>33752400Get pregnant 5 time and then you will never want sex again
>>33752374>i don't think any place needs more of "me"My bedroom does though!It needs your shimmering paleness. heh
>>33752402>males who were raped by men have something special in themCum?
>>33752388What if she changed her mind and wishes I'd call
>>33752400that is sad. probably on the bullet train with him last night.
state genderYuo become immortal, stop aging and you're immune to every disease BUT you have to smoke weed at least once a week, otherwise you will dieDo you go for it?
Do I need insurance for a car to be registered in my name?
>>33752400At least you are actually dating him lmao
>>33752399>I never understand these creatures who want a woman before they even have a single friend. You got it all backwards.I never felt like having friends made dating easier.They are either:1. incels like me2. already partnered upEither way I never felt like it helped me at all.
>>33752401>a guy has few options You fool, thats exactly why she broke up with you.
>>33752400Let him pound the thoughts right out of your dumb little head?
>>33752401can men please consider how few options they have when choosing how to treat their women? if you can't keep her happy it's a skill issue, likely stemming from fear of being perceived a "simp" by fellow moids. if you care more about men than women, be gay
>>33752408You can only deny a call so many times before you have to be the one to reach out to them first.
>>33752402Don't bully Ohio, he's a nice guy.
everyone always talks about how they get friends by joining discord servers but how does that happen?join server -> people are clearly talking to their friends/inner circle and nobody really responds to you unless you happen to state an opinion they disagree with -> people start arguing with you (other than that barely anyone responds to you ever)
>>33752413Yes
>>33752412No. I want off this goddamned rock.
Why are you so mean I just want to feel better>>33752389I can’t help it it’s not my fault I was an obese child. Why can’t you just me nice to me for managing to lose all that weight>>33752390I will never finish all my homework, whenever I turn in one there’s five more to do>>33752394Oh maybe
>>33752416But she thought I was a player and I get women easy.
>>33752417i would but he's at work for a few more hours, and i'm kind of insatiable even if we fuck all night i still wake up the next day craving his cock
>>33752374it does need you, you're a joy to be around and a very special and fun personaltiy even when you get overwhelmed :)
>>33752412F I guess I would for a few years but sooner or later I'd stop
>>33752415Women value men who have social currency, and friends are social currency that makes life easier than if you were alone, so it only makes sense to want to have friends (unless you have shit friends)
>>33752412Fisn't the weed part a plus? It's immortality but I'm not trapped in it.
>>33752404this is not possible due to 1) money 2) he's snipped 3) don't wanna
>>33752424I was just curious. Do more planks maybe.
>>33752424Did you celebrate Yom Kippur?
>>33752416THIS SO MUCH.One of the most annoying things about being a borderline-incel male is that you CANNOT ever reveal just how unattractive you are to the average woman, because if you do, your 1 in a million gf who seems interested will IMMEDIATELY lose interest.
>>33752406Please don't skin me alive, your should take better care of your peeler machine
>>33752303That I wasn't seeing someone in a certain situation as an actual person, and that I needed to actually connect with them instead of just seeing them as part of some broader story I was participating in.At least that's how I remember it. I didn't get it until pretty recently, and I think about it often.
>>33752402I believe in that kind of rape too, but my question was about female-oriented kind specifically
>>33752426Buy a clone-a-willy kit.
>>33752424are you having fun making friends at school? are you still feeling down
>>33752425Lol, I also had this happen to me. When I revealed to her that I was NOT at all a player, but more of a romantic one gf type guy, she immediately lost interest.
>>33752408She'd reach out herself
>>33752424*forehead kiss*There. Better?
>>33752442omg i wonder if he'd be down for that. he's stated before that he isn't fond of dildos but most straight men aren't.
>>33752430I can only really get shit friends, desu.
>>33752438I would only hurt you in loving ways and leave your skin only bruised by slaps and gropes. <3
>>33752446It hurts because she had started one sex session with fantasizing about another girl wanting to fuck me. I had told her about a girl who was hitting on me at work. I guess I should have done it more than once or saw if she wanted to go out and find a girl with me
>>33752246AND ME!The nice normal girl :)
>>33752450As dildos go I feel like one modeled on one's own dick has to be the least offensive for your gf to own.
My girlfriend told me she has BPD. What the fuck do I do now?
>>33752452Why do you think that
>>33752455It sucks because I thought all my other gfs would HATE to hear about another girl giving me attention so how the hell am I supposed to know?Should I assume all girls just want to share a guy?
>>33752441nta but i think women can rape men it's just uncommon because it requires 2 unlikely scenarios (stronger woman, sexual arousal despite not wanting it)more common for them to sexually assault them ie grabbing their dicks, getting them to drink too much/do drugs, etc. probably very rare .001% case of a woman pegging an unwilling dude
>>33752455well at least you had sex,I thought I was getting into a serious relationship with a decent girl,lol
Femanons: Can you suck dick and masturbate at the same time?
>>33752418Nta. This works differently in practice due to the concept and application of the "ick" ideology by women.
>>33752435Planks won’t do much>>33752436no>>33752443I still don’t have any friends. I’m not really having fun, I really only just enjoy the nice scenery and learning new stuff. I want friends but I don’t think it’s possible for me to make friendsI thought my roommates could be friends but they hate me>>33752448I guess, actually no not really
>>33752246yeah, you>delusional moid who thinks this is a dating/hookup thread
>>33752424didn't read this current crashout; did you get gangbanged at a frat party yet or do we need to keep waiting?
I hate holes.
>>33752462>Well at least you had sexDo incels really? When you love a girl, a limited number of times. You want to fuck her forever, you want to be infinite with her
>>33752465only if your dick is so small that my hands aren't necessary i guess
>>33752441I believe in rapists who go for females too, the same way i believe in da joos
>>33752459Well to be honest, I never felt like I ever could find "my people".You know, the kind of people that you instantly vibe with?I had some encounters here and there but nothing long term.I'm kinda weird and a not the kind that can jel with everyone. I have lots of interests but I have a very particular personality and I get irritated by most people or they get irritated by me.
>>33752458Diagnosed? I have someone close that has it and it can be a bitch to deal with. If I could do it over again, I'm not sure I'd put myself through that, but that has more to do with the person being a man child than the disorder itself, but it gets exacerbated.Is she in active therapy and meds? How has she handled conflicts so far? People with personality disorders are never a good sign, but it can be something that can be worked with.
>>33752467>I thought my roommates could be friends but they hate medo they really? already? arent you just overthinking it
>>33752457very real and based i'm gonna ask him
>>33752472No I’m still a virgin
>>33752481well, fuck
>>33752461I actually believe a woman cant peg a man if he doesnt (at least secretly) want it. Just can't picture it otherwise
I want a boyfriend
>>33752485i think anything is possible so im not willing to discount the one man on earth who probably got drugged and chained down by a psycho pegger woman idk
>>33752486you dont deserve a boyfriend you deserve to be killed you are the worst most evil person ever and ideally you should be tortured first so we can laugh before killing you
>>33752476That tells me nothing. My point is "rapists" are a boogeyman. The only likely scenario of rape I see is having sex with drunk unconscious girl at a party
>>33752467>I thought my roommates could be friends but they hate me95% of the time roommates will becoming annoying so don't worry.But you should have some friends in class.
>>33752486Pls b in MN
>>33752488chill
>>33752487Fair enough
why do moids refuse a relationship? I had this moid message me only to pester me when all I did was be nice to him. What the fuck this is why i’m slowly becoming jaded. He could have fuckin stayed away if he’s not interested in liking me the fuck
>>33752491are you like super weak due to medical reasons or just have erectile dysfunction?
>>33752486OK list 10 traits you want in said boyfriend and I will tell you how many I fulfill.
>>33752496you were too nice for too long, you literally icked him
>>33752498I am fine. Thank you for asking
>>33752499men are liars. list 10 traits you have as a boyfriend and women can decide if they are good or not
>>33752491Irl old men rape young girls, aggressive men rape sensible girls, undesireable men rape girls who don't want them, you got raped by a transexual, etc.
>>33752500fuck are all moids like this? from this day on i refuse to be nice anymore
>>33752504and fat women rape drunken/drugged up moids
>>33752504>you got raped by a transexualThis one isn't true so I assume the rest is the same
>>33752503that doesn't work, first of all I don't know what is relevant and what isn't, and secondly I really hate "selling myself" so I could never do that
>>33752507no thats just as bad, you have to be nice at first to get him hooked then read his signals to wean him off to imprint your own signals on him in reverse
>>33752507yeah be an evil bitch. i'm one and i've never had issues getting a man. men only want you to be "nice" so they can take advantage, don't fall for it
Getting a gf should happen naturally.
It's wild to me that the average man won't mind that his future wife swallowed the cum of several other dudes, most likely. Like non-virgins just walk around like this and it never crosses their mind? Woaw.
>>33752503CalmFunnyHandsome CaringFuck goodMassagesTell about how I wanna commitReplies to your shit tests with "..."
>>33752512this sounds about right. thanks for the advice i’ll be an evil bitch from now on
I want to cry
>>33752510>>33752503also do you like expect me to list the obviously unattractive stuff? who does that?but if I don't then, it's kinda pointless, anyway
>>33752514the more you look for love, the less likely you are to find it
>>33752514>said the starving lion, as he sat on his rock>look at the graphs, the average lion eats 1.5 times per day, i'm due for an antelope any second now!
>>33752519then cry
>>33752516Also,Might cry about dead momSometimes forgetfulNot great at communicating
every woman has a note that lists the things they want in their perfect partner. right? post them if you have one
>>33752477>You know, the kind of people that you instantly vibe with?well I'm 25 and I've met maybe 3 people like that. But imo it's still important to not give up on friends completely, just keep an open mind basically since most people don't show their "true" self at first. And the true self for most is weirder than what they usually present at first.
>>33752512>>33752518im not saying you should do this, but bpd women are successful for a reasonif you can copy their moves for long enough to get a man, and then revert back to your normal non-evil personality, that's the perfect partner
>>33752527nope.
>>33752523You're on 4chan. How many gfs you got by "hunting"?
>>33752516>CalmNope.>FunnyPeople who don't know me tell me I'm too serious and people who know me tell me I'm not serious enough.>HandsomeI mean :|, kinda depends on your eyesight.>CaringYes, I guess. I have lots of credentials here.>Fuck goodI wouldn't know.>MassagesProbably.>Tell about how I wanna commitI'm very serious about such aspects.>Replies to your shit tests with "..."I'm quite confrontational.
>>33752519let it out, thenbut be brave after
>>33752523>>33752532Lmao these guys really think acting like a woman will get them a gf.
>>33752515rough
>>33752530can you tell me step by step how to be like that? i need to take notes
>>33752425>she thought I was a player and I get women easyLol, why do women always think this?
>questionable quality food>"eh, my ancestors were carrion eaters, i'll be fine">proceeds to be not finewomen:is a silly boy whose main hobby is chasing is own tail worthy of love? i know i keep asking this but i'm really concerned
My roommate is upset with me because I have a banana peel and apple core at my desk from last night. she fucking hates me
>>33752499White Catholic Fit Nice Creative Funny Healthy Romantic Loyal A little autistic Smart
>>33752478>Is she in active therapy and meds? How has she handled conflicts so far?She's in therapy and medicated. I just assumed she tried to kill herself because she was really sad...She's not done anything bad to me in the six months I've known her, she's just really sad all the time.
>>33752515>It's wild to me that the average man won't mind that his future wife swallowed the cum of several other dudesI think it's hot
>>33752541i hate you too
>>33752527I don’t have a list but I’ll make one right nowfunnyhardworking kindgood relationship with parents/sibblingsaffectionateromanticideally- a Gomez Addams probably why I’m still single
MenIs it a red flag if a woman refuses to live with roommates that aren't family or a partner
>>33752527My type is an Irish girl, who is a farm animal veterinarian.
>>33750053Blackpill truth ICBM: The vast majority of people aren't, they just trick themselves long enough to reproduce and keep the propagation of the species going.
>>33752538nta, please don't be evil, if you get with a sensitive boy you're gonna annihilate him :[
>anon... I'm sorry I've been so stressed>I have to break up with you>I loved you deeply>I don't want to lie to you
>>33752545cuck fetish?
She’s a sophomore psych major, Im a junior double majoring in two stem fields. Christ let me fucking be
>>33752541That's gross. Clean your shit.
>>33752553Did it happen
>>33752549MNo I did the same, fuck roomates, hell no, if I ever go to prison I memorized how to get shoved into solitary in no time.
>>33752519Did you get gangbanged by chads yet
>>33752458uh have you considered being a supporting presence?
>>33752542What's your definition of "white"?Most Catholics are not white.
>>33752552the moid i who was pestering me is easily the most fucking sensitive boy there is with the biggest most fragile ego fuck that no more miss nice girl
>>33752556Sorry there’s a fresh fucking banana peel it’s not like it’s a rotting pile of sewage
>>33752561European
>>33752420>your mind goes straight to meI guess I deserve that.
I'm a 34 year old man and young women keep guessing I'm 27-28. Are they doing the opposite of what I did at 22 when I met cougars? Last two gfs were 20 and they threw themselves at me. My age bitches don't give a fuck. There's some but I wouldn't want to see them naked
>>33752541i don't mind overly clean roommates but it is annoying af when they get upset at you for anything, but then they don't wash their own dishes or put them into the sink for a week straightso if she's a clean person who isn't hypocritical then be glad you got a clean roommate and not a garbo loving one lol
>>33752548that's very generic, could fit basically everyone guy who isn't a loser
>>33752565Europeans are not catholics. Are you black or asian by chance?
>>33752560I have been nothing but supportive since I met her.
>>33752564How much effort does it take to throw something away?
>>33752535>ducked the questionThe men who get the most bitches were always approached first by the females showing interest. Your PUA gurus are lying to you, virgin incel.
>>33752555I doubt she'd want to be with a dramaqueen, dw.
>>33752571What the fuck are you talking abouut
>>33752565Where you from?What's your definition of Catholic?
>>33752538its hard to explain, you have to match his energytreat yourself like a casino and him a gamblerbe warm and inviting at firstpush for exclusivity, casually mesh with his friends and family so he cant separate easily-important part- slowly raise expectations, and "reward" him for doing welldont let him enjoy doing things that dont involve you, make yourself a part of them and replace that part of his heart, then slowly remove it
>>33752570fuck you gomez addams is not generic
>>33752568lots of younger early or mid twenties women get infatuated more easily with older men, i believe in the classic answer: it's just confidence.
>>33752571>Europeans are not catholicsbrain damaged post, you must be American
>>33752576you>>33752581 heard me bitch
>>33752541that is the most disgusting thing youve ever posted, and thats some competition.
>>33752515Everyone thinks about it, the normie men just happen to be spineless bootlickers for a crumb of dry pussy.
>>33752574I'm not the earlier you guy you were whining and crying at, hon
>>33752542nta but i think i hit most of these so i wanna fill it out and then say "too bad i'm not seeing anyone anymore".>Whitecheck>Catholicchrist-adjacent at least>Fitnot majorly>Nice its an okay city>Creativeoh hell yea>Funnyobjectively>Healthy haven't been sick in years>Romanticonly if you're the type that gets off to a guy being an absolute creature>Loyal this has turned out to be my achilles heel.>A little autistica charitable way of putting it>Smartevery dog has his day, and i will leave it at that
>>33752577I am from Europe and I am Catholic.>>33752582You are stupid
MenWould you kill succubi with no mercy if they were real?
>>33752569This is a college dorm, there are really no dishes to be cleaned we just have a bathroom and our little rooms. I’m the only one that cooks because I didn’t rent a fridge and they didn’t offer to share theirs but I clean my rice cooker after every use. I usually use it when I miss the dining hall due to focusing on work
>>33752515That's why I don't bother with mid bitches. If I'm gonna fuck a dumpster it may as well look pretty. Plus I can just remember she was a dumpster after it's over
>>33752586Would you like to see me?
>>33752571Huh??? Who is then?
>>33752563i hope you aren't talking about me cuz i'm sensitive & avoid romance ;_;
>>33752586why is it that if you sort of hint to girls that you're not very loyal, it kinda works to attract them more?
>I believe in god, but not Jesus>Anon, would you kill me if I was Jewish?Was she Jewish?
>>33752595Latinx are the most catholic demographic
>>33752589why would a man, not a woman, kill a succubus
>>33752596fuck off and stop being a narcissistic asshole who thinks every post in the thread is about them you get no bitches
>>33752557YesI said it was bullshit and she has another guy she likes bc thats what always happens
>>33752585My point still stands, you fucking retarded incel. RSD went bankrupt and had to change their business model into a "self-improvement" grift. Mystery is 6'4" with a handsome face and never needed PUA in the first place. Keep "hunting" those girls and embarrassing yourself, they enjoy the ego boost, lol.
>>33752592no, as i said loyalty is my achilles' heel and you are not the one i am loyal to. sorry but i DID offer foreshadowing this would happen
>>33752573I dunno ask her. It’s faster to toss a banana hidden in the corner than text me in the middle of class. Don’t act like you aways toss everything the moment you finish it, I was in bed I didn’t want to get out so I just sat it on my desk. That was like 1am and I had to rush to class so it’s not like it’s been stinking up the room
>>33752587I'm Catholic in the sense I grew up deeply within the whole Catholic thing, but desu, I'm burned out and not really religious. Maybe it's because I'm autistic somewhat, but I don't like the whole going to church and interacting with others aspect of it.
Women, do you think you're a fetish to anyone you personally know?
>>33752599Absolutely retarded reply but all i know about latinx is that they keep telling US moids to not call them latinx
I hate being around women.
>>33752601i'll consider it...
Femanons, would you like a forehead kiss?
>>33752607How is an entire person a fetish? Is this how men call "crushes" now?
>>33752611how about you kiss something else
>>33752607fuck no
>>33752288nta but that sounds like it would dox them quick.
>>33752608It's like lumping all middle easterners together and calling them "the browns". They hate each other so they would hate to be grouped together.
>>33752597it was actually ambiguous, could be super loyal or super not loyal, that space of possibility attracts them. women need possibility, that is the only thing they find attractive
how would a woman learn how to banter?this isn't to get a bf or anything i just really really wish i was a bit charismatic, or ideally, good at bantering. i am very jealous of people who have this skill, but i feel like odds are stacked against me: my gender, poor social skills from having no friends, and the fact that i got bullied in school. is it possible for someone like this to get good at bantering? can i do it from just talking to women or do i need to learn from men who are good at bantering (find them, talk to them and later copy what they do)?
>>33752611only if you are >him if you are not >him fuck off
>>33752613nta but you can not be that stupid...
>>33752617"The sandz"
>>33752174I have never noticed any average tendency among women to be more irrational or childish than men. Unless you're referring to how some women get just before their period, in which case the answer is "I grin and bear it because I know it'll be over tomorrow".
>>33752601i've considered it and i'm declining. sorry! i'm just having too much fun aha
>>33752607Could be possible since I'm essentially a neet and bit of a loser, but also not many people know that
>>33752622You're my fetish anon
>>33752620Honestly, stand up comedy.
>>33752627this is why you get no bitches are you autistic
>>33752620well no woman can truly get good at bantering but i suppose i could show you a few things
>>33752603>crying and whining even more at someone completely differentFeminine male epidemic is real
>>33752600They swallow mens cum and stuff
>>33752620turn off your high IQ brain and start spewing the first shit that comes to mindbtw, science has proven that the quick witted people are brain damaged by heavy metals making their brain neurons fire faster, this makes them think quicker but shallower, so basically if you want to be quick witted stop thinking so deeply
>anon I love you>Hahaha I would never have your babies but I'm sure you'd be a great dad
>>33752628I think a fetish is a bit different than a crush. A person with a fetish is just interested in whoever fills this one specific thing.>>33752629Thanks, anon. That means a lot.
>>33750037How do I get into sonic as a lifelong nintendo guy? I'm playing the genesis games but they're missing all the side characters
>>33752631i get no bitches because i do not leave my house. women become obsessed with me quickly because i operate under very efficient approval-seeking behaviors. educate yourself next time before responding to me
>>33752561This is why atheism is on the rise.
>>33752527I had one when I was 20 lol It's in my native language so I'll translate.Physically:>pale>skinny>dresses well>not bald>kind eyes>broken nose>glassesStill works Personality wise:>curious>smart>argumentative>sarcastic>shares my interests>wants kids>kind and loving>romantic in day to day life>likes having sex with meMakes me sad that I wrote this because my ex didn't want to fuck me lmao
I hate students who have easy majors they’re so insufferable
>>33752625>I have never noticed any average tendency among women to be more irrational or childish than men.What? You never dated a woman then.
>>33752637most anons/men would not be great dads and anyone who says otherwise is coping
>>33752630i can't even tell jokes in a normal setting, i feel like this would be for when i've achieved at least some success first and improved somewhat from how i am rn.>>33752632yes please, if you post an essay i'll read it.
>>33752640fuck off the point is and remains, you get no bitches
WOMINZ I actually have a legit question.I am a nerd and I noticed this strange phenomenon where I am myself mostly attracted to quiet unassuming girls.But they mostly aren't attracted to me. But I actually seem to earn the interest of more loud bubbly kind of types, which kinda doesn't make much sense to me, because I'm not at all at that level on a social scale.What is going on here?
>>33752084>>33752087Ay ay, down anon. Be nice. No humping.
>>33752639Sonic Mania. Now.
>>33752645>t. 57 yr old man who only dates 20 yr olds with no dating experience
>>33752540Yeah. I think my husband got himself food poisoning at least 15% of the time he ate something I did not cook for him.>>33752607Unless someone has a fetish for average looking white girls, no. >>33752611Yes. I miss my husband :(
Women need to collectively come up with a realistic standard that most men could hypothetically achieve with a reasonable amount of work that will essentially guarantee their ability to find a gf.People can't just keep expecting half the population to run on the motivation of a past-generation version of themselves having maybe been able to do well. You can't just expect people to run on no-hope forever, more bad things are going to keep happening more and more often.
>>33752642w-what are your interests...
>>33752650>What is going on here?you also.. get not bitches
>>33752571You are still as unfunny as always.
>>33752589Die, monster! You don’t belong in this world!!
>>33752654I am a woman.
>>33752641Or maybe it's because religion, despite having it's usefulness, is obviously based on made up stories.
>>33752620you cant. its not just cute one-liners, its about knowing how people perceive you and coming up with consistent dialogue on the spot for that fictional character. its hard to do unless you already understand social dynamics and have years of prior experience playing your character, and if you had that you wouldnt need to banter to get what you want
I hate my other roommates too they’re just freshmen but think they works sooo hard. One of them is a nursing freshman and I ask her what classes she takes and it’s just gen chem and psych, not even orgo, yet she acts like just being in nursing means she works the hardest. They act is shock when I tell them I have to do all nighters. god
>>33752650bubbly extroverted people love to learn about other people and the less you talk about totals without prompting, the more they will try to prompt you and the more interesting you are to them
>>33752659never made it my goal to be funny sounds like a you problem
>>33752649the REAL point is that doesn't matter when you aint trying to acquire wimmings. did you wake up with scrote on your face or somethin? why are you being so antagonistic?
>>33752648It's not so much about the funny haha but the crowd control. Be some kinda performer. What are you good at?
I hate female students.
>>33752666Sure sure.
>>33752634death to all cum consumers, personally
>>33752642me except I'm 32 and I'm getting crowned by the king of baldness
>>33752650Anon please you NEED a loud bubbly girlGod is trying to balance your stats
>>33752667you still get no bitches
>>33752646Ya but why'd she have to say that
>>33752607I'm a goth so some guys I know might have that. I mean, I know it's a thing.
>>33752638wrong anon?>>33752650i mean haven't you heard that opposites attract? i know irl couples where the man is shy/silent and the woman is bubbly, it does happen a lot.and yeah i think a lot of quiet unassuming women specifically have some kind of fantasy about being swept off their feet, so many of them probably want a more decisive or extroverted man. they want to be strongly approached basically.
>>33752646TAKE THAT BACKI'll be a fucking amazing dad up till that day that my son asks me how to get a gf.
>>33752634Ewwww, what?
Fuck I missed the European gatekeeping part of the thread because I was playing Angry Birds
>>33752664get a bf so you can sleep at his and tell your roomies to kill themselves
>>33752669What more than all the rich patels and wangs that have anxiety attacks at the idea of talking to a white woman as an equal
>>33752675ok so what
>>33752670thank you baby
>>33752614Like what?
I was born to be a misogynist. When I was little and they asked me what I wanted to do when would become an adult I said "I want to hate women. I want to be a misogynist in real life and on the internet. I want to make women feel bad about themselves. I want to make them feel uncomfortable."
>>33752685idk i feel calm again i just had to get hostility out of my system hope you didn’t get affected so sorry
>>33752668i'm not really good at anything besides art/drawing. i have really, really bad social skills. i used to be extremely silent/shy too and i've sort of gotten over that, but now i'm just awkward instead of silent in social situations.
>>33752645I've got plenty of experience, anon. In dating, in casual relationships, and also in friendships. I think the guys who drone on about how women are irrational and childlike fall into one of two categories:1. Retards who unconsciously select for irrational and childlike women. Perhaps this is because they appeal to that kind of woman, perhaps it's because they don't realise they can do better, perhaps it's because they've settled into a kind of comfortable familiarity with that attitude. Either way, they're doing it to themselves. Couldn't be me.2. Retards who don't engage with the women they date on any level and who reflexively label any disagreement as childlike or irrational. This isn't just a gender thing -- I've watched autistic people especially do this to people who disagree with them. Anyone who disagrees is immediately thought of as childish and/or irrational, no matter how correct or reasonable they might actually be.Notice how they're both retards?
If I had a gf I would never let her know what my interests are
>>33752690mommys perfect little womanhater!
>>33752695I don't have a gf and don't bother thinking about it. But this is what I do at work.
>>33752655Fuck yes that is a thing. They're so approachable and stuff. I mean, you have a husband, right?
If I had a gf I wouldn't have one because I hate women.
>>33752687Why do you all think that everyone is a rape victim with self harm omg this is the next step of "girls don't exist"
>>33752690mommy’s perfect baby boy born vaginally
>>33752682Sorry, we can resume that conversation. So anyway, I basically was wondering whether she was one of those NAZI types, which is kinda of an odd combination if she also claims to be Catholic.
I hate everyone here they’re all so fucking mean i hate them i hate them i hate them so much and their smug egotistical rich kid asses
>>33752696Perish.
>>33752663i don't want to banter to get anything really i just want to be able to banter. but i understand it might not be possible for me ngl.>>33752635maybe i really need to become an alcoholist and get brain damage.
>>33752687HOLY SHIT.10/10
>>33752703do you think he seethed nonverbally at his mom when he pooped his diaper as a baby and she had to change him and his first words were "dont touch me foid"
>>33752706Fuck you too, dumb cunt. That's all you're good for.
>>33752706>egotistical rich kid assesim poor and white
Americans don't know how good they have it.They go to university, (they call it college for some weird reason) and like 65% of the kids there are women.How amazing is that?I attended three universities (PhD and all that) and every single one of them was a sausage fest.Parties were a bunch of sad drunk horny guys lost because no girls.
>>33752702You got like 5-6 regulars that are, lmao. That's a huge amount for this place, plus the anons who never admitted they were.
>>33752692Consider doing art on Twitch. There's people that do that. You'll get better talking with chat. You don't even have to show your face, just the art.
>>33752648i didn't think you would be receptive and i wasn't prepared but i can't leave you hanging so hmmmmmdo you ever flirt with guys, or have you ever flirted with a guy?
MenWould you vore a tiny femanon?
>>33752709but you also said charismatic, rightso you want to feel more comfortable and like you can be your natural self in social situations?
>>33752620>how would a woman learn how to banter?Get a bf who is good at it
>>33752687Self delete insecure troll or...
>>33752711i think he seethed the moment he realized he was born out of a vagina and not penis
>>33752712>>33752713Sorry I was referring to my university not Atoga
>>33752723mpreg stacies win again
>>33752718I wouldn't do that as it's stupid. I would take a glass jar, put her in it and leave in the kitchen on full display, while occasionally feeding her grains
>>33752691its okay, we all have our own burdens to bear and should not be begrudged for bearing them imo.
>>33752700I do, I still don't think he looks up plain white girl porn or something. I'm reasonably sure he likes me physically, but fetish is something else.>>33752673Good luck anon, I hope you find someone who loves you very much.>>33752657Back then, mostly reading (books and graphic novels), board games, pokemon, calligraphy, swimming, hiking, history, learning languages, art history.Right now, books, hockey, hiking, swimming, history, video games. Plus stuff that is more relevant to my job and maybe I'll turn into a career soonish, I'm thinking about it.
remember atoga if they block you block them back
>>33752715Must be your fault... typical old manon behaviour
>>33752715How many TOTAL women do you think use /atoga/? Just ballpark figure.
>>33752718I would let her sit on my penis like a seesaw
>>33752714You wouldn't want to date women americans that go to colleges tbf
>>33752728omg you’re so patient want to be my bf
I hate everyone, everyone is so fucking evil. I hate this world I don’t want to be here anymore
>>33752716maybe, i've just always been against "attentionwhoring" myself and never liked posting myself anywhere even on social media lol. i don't think i could do that really, you need at least a bit of a showmanship ability to make being a streamer work (this applies to women too. be funny or be good at being seductive/feminine at least, i cannot do either).>>33752717i don't think so, if i find a guy attractive i tend to get really shy/withdrawn and also avoid talking to him. are you saying i can learn bantering by learning to flirt?
>>33752740that sounds like the manic depression talking
do moids prefer women to bounce on their penis or grind until it falls off
>>33752739no, i can only date women that get fed up with my patience (this bizarre dynamic leads to wild sex)
>>33752730nta "Girl next door" porn is totally a thing that exists.
>>33752738maybe so, they are kinda weird about the whole, "slut phase" of life
>>33752590Does the dorm have a kitchen?
>>33752740really? i wanna dress up in lingerie and walk around me house
>>33752745fuck you and your fake patience to get your dick wet i hope it shrinks
>>33752744I just want to be held tightly
>>33752744honestly at this point just smash it with a sledgehammer ive had enough
>>33752746Really? Well, that is news to me. I'll never doubt the ability of men to fetishize women again <3
>>33752754you sound broken :c i’ll hold you tightly and kiss your forehead and chin and ears and nose
Sadvulating
>>33752746I hope that it is vanilla. People need to cool off the with some vanilla.
>>33752744Bouncing is hot but she might damage me with her fat ass
>>33752755peak bf material
>>33752752you're not going to pull it off, and thats okay. i will still be here for you
>>33752741nta I anyways would really like that in terms of getting tutorials and stuff and wouldn't view that as showing off at all. Oh, sure, you'd probably not be great at first interacting with chat but you'd get better if you stuck with it. Just like art.
>>33752740What makes you say that? What kind of evils are being done that anger you so much?
>>33752758Hot
>>33752727hot. i wish i was a naked girl in a jar in someone's kitchen
>>33752744Heavy foreplay till I'm edged bad.
>>33752760what if she has a skinny ass
>>33752764idk i see myself as a kind of loser already, but i see twitch streamers as lower than even regular losers, so i wouldn't like to do it for the sake of my self-esteem.
>>33752743I don’t have bipolar my dad does
>>33752762>you're not going to pull it offi literally said i don’t want to fuck off i prefer genuinely patient moids who don’t do it for wild sex
>>33752741>are you saying i can learn bantering by learning to flirt?not quite, it just has a similar energy imo so if you were experienced with it then you could relate it. gimme a moment, i'll write my thoughts down, but its gonna be more about capturing vibes than step-by-steps
Do you ever regret not taking the chances that come your way?When I was 21 I went to university and literally the first night, there was a girl from south-central Russia who for some reason was really into me.At that point I wasn't all that much interested. I mean it was my first day so I was still figuring shit out. And she told me she was like 5 years older and also she smoked (all Russians smoke for some reason) and I really hate smoking. But she was probably the only girl in my life who showed genuine enthusiastic interest in me in the most sincere way.
>>33752759I've never looked into it but I can see the "seemingly normal girl being into some really freaky shit" thing being popular.
>>33752757thanks, that would fix me so bad
>>33752740Have a snack, I too hate everyone when my blood sugar is low
>>33752740>>33752772state gender, atoga psychiatristswhat ails this sweet young lady
>>33752768>i wish i was a naked girl
>>33752782what broke you in the first place?
>>33752773i never said i was patient for sex. great, now look what you've made me write. lmfao ok i'll consider it, you got me
>>33752776i await your work
>>33752744bounce
>>33752786well i am a naked girl but im just in my bed not imprisoned in a sexy kitchen jar for a moid's entertainment
>>33752785she's going to menstruate soon most likely
>>33752778an uzbek? they are quite crazy but it would have been fun while it lastednuclear fumble family
>>33752788>i'll consider it,i don’t want your considerations back off
>>33752741You don't need to be funny or a sexpot. I mean, it helps, but you rrally just need to have some sort of talent and be relatable enough to explain things without seeming boring.
>>33752768Yeah.. I too wish I had one as a pet
>>33752792im literally in my underwear wearing a big tshirt just on my bed ragebaiting moids
>>33752792Okay...Clothing master race
>>33752770My dick would fall asleep
>>33752778Doesn't everyone wish they could have done things differently? If God wanted it to happen, it would've happened, so I don't live in regret, but I occasionally do think back on certain situations.
>>33752794Oh fuck you
new>>33752806>>33752806>>33752806
>>33752797nta don't be a twitch streamer. unless you want freaks to screenshot you and fap about hate fucking you on 4chan and stalking you. every woman i know with 30+ viewers experiences this. and you get paid nothing. twitch streaming is not worth it.
>>33752796...i kinda think you need them?
>>33752787Part of it is because I'm always living in the worst places on earth, dating wise, the kind of places without any girls.Part of it is that when I had like 2 or 3 opportunities in my whole life, where something happened it always ended up in me feeling rejected.
>>33752803wtf but a skinny ass is lighter how does that make it fall asleep? a fat ass is heavy and mushy
>>33752801That's literally every foid at home
>>33752744To just kind of sit there for a while.
I'm pretty sure no man has ever sniffed my clothes or pillow but I have once smelled a pillow a (specific) man slept on. I have confessed.
hi, I'm the one who posted last night about how my boyfriend refuses to play video games with me, even though I've told him several times it matters to me a lot and he's told me repeatedly he's not interested and never willI have BPD and depression and jsut generally feel disconnected from reality a lot. I'm very upset right now and I feel angry at him for never doing anything with me I want to do but I don't know if how I feel is rational or not. I just wanted a bf to play vidya with. I'm avoiding him right now because I'm so upset. I've been upset all day and I can't calm down.
>>33752604Who are you loyal to, the girl who leaves a lot?
>>33752814I was implying skinny asses don't give me a boner
>>33752807HEY i wrote that with feelings if of sympathy and a sincere hope you can move part of this phase soon
>>33752784I drank some protein chocolate milk today I’m goodI’m saving my calories so I can drink half a bottle of wine and some junk food so I can take my mind off everything and cry myself to sleep
>>33752811yup it's not for me. my whole life i've avoided social media and posting myself and i like it that way. glad that not everyone here is some twitch coomer.
Official List Of Women Who Don't Deserve Hate (Final Revision):
>>33752817what a pervert
>>33752819is this the bf who exclusively plays hc poe does he play for 3 days straight without sleeping every few months
>>33752820guilty...
>>33752819Why did you get a bf who (assuming) does not play vidya. You could sign up for some speedrunning tournament right now and get a proper bf there
>>33752816honestly ive always wanted to try that just conjoined to my lover through our genitals
>>33752795She was the daughter of a farmer of some kind, and seeming quite well off, but she was animist (so not Muslim or Christian) and looks wise she looked Mongolian. I don't think she was Uzbek. Her name was Samsara or something.She was kinda wholesome, overall. I just didn't like the smoking.
>>33752768You wouldn't be naked at first. I will undress you slowly, piece by piece and in the end the only thing you'll be wearing is a tiny pair of fairy wings I'd take from a dragonfly, just because I think it's cute
>>33752607There's this one guy I have suspicions about but I can't be sure.
>>33752834>does he play for 3 days straight without sleeping every few monthsno
>>33752827i'm worse. i'm a twitch partner. so i can tell you first hand it is the least worth thing you will ever do, and it's cringe as fuck.
>>33752827nta but who would Twitch coom to an art stream? :/
>>33752842new fetish unlocked
>>33752821oh im retarded sorry so fat asses do gove you a boner
>>33752837It would also be nice if we were both clothed. Just the warmth and her presence would be enough.
>>33752839kyrgyz, then? anyway she was soulmateyou let a 100 year comet pass by without making a wishsad anon...
>>33752855this is romantic af i hope you get your dream girl
>>33752831I know thats why I posted it
>>33752819Did you give any thought to finding other people to play games with?
>>33752842Advice: if you could create a tiny piece of clothing for tiny femanon, you could easily just use that to grab her around
>>33752849have you even looked at the art category on twitch? go ahead and screenshot it if less than 75% of the first page is drawing boobs
>>33752359Farmer's walk?
Women, do you really like stinky man smell?
>>33752835I wish someone like you liked me
I hate everything I want to die
>>33752858oh well, I actually know where she works now, haha, but I wouldn't dare, let the past be the past
Femanons, would knowing that a man likes traps lessen your opinion of them?
>>33752819That's messed up, I'm sorry. Wanting your bf to play vidya with you is totally reasonable. What kinda games?
>>33752878no thats fine i think they look nice too. doesnt he like any other muscles??
>>33752878it wouldn't lessen my opinion, but it might lessen my attraction
>>33752867Pretty sure that's TOS.
>>33752401I don't understand how that doesn't persuade men to just be better towards women they like.
>>33752873thats a weirdly nice thing to say, though i'm clearly a bit of a schizophrenic mess and i don't think dating me would be enjoyable for most people. i find traumatized people to usually be the most compassionste and genuine people, maybe look for a traumatized moid you can heal into a husband, this has basically been the process for me
>>33752895You always hurt the ones you love
>>33752878absolutely, but we probably wouldn't be together in the first place because he'd surely love flat girls
>>33752871not stinky
>>33752867That's a lot of anime but only 3 thumbnails with boobs in them at the moment. I'm not going to expend that much effort.
>>33752412MI mean sure. I cant stand weed, but I also cant stand the dentist yet I still go
>>33752898nta in my experience, when a traumatized guy gets better they start thinking they can do better than you. :I
Traps aren't gay, atoga is healing...
>>33752943They are, dear tranner.
>>33752878Yes because I'm indifferent towards agps. One too many has basically """accidentally""" forced their degredation fetish on me and when I didn't participate they got mad.
>>33752819>I've been upset all day and I can't calm down.That's the major thing to take away from your post.The underlying feeling is rational, this intensity about it is not.Try not to do anything about it until you calm down, which it seems like you're already doing.
>>33752817I sniffed her sweater.
>>33752819>I'm avoiding him right now because I'm so upset.This is extremely good for a BPD. Are you getting professional help or...?
>>33752941oh, really? guess im not like other guys teehee(your experience is grim i hope you're lying and whatever the case have better experiences)
>>33752817I sniffed a woman's hair once. I thought I was being suble about it. But I was not.
>>33752943ew
>>33752907No, you shouldn't, stop being retarded.
>>33752969No, I'm serious! He was like "what kinda girl goes for someone that damaged, I can do better than you." More or less I mean.
>>33752966That's a bit romantic at least.>>33752972This too but reallly depends on the context lol
>>33752972That's understandable. We have some nice shampoo choices.
>>33752983WHAT A BITCH!
>>33752979That's generations of wisdom in that line you are insulting! You brat
>>33752894twitch does not, and has never, cared about tos lol
>>33752983thats really awful, just thinking about someone saying that to me makesnme feel bad. idk maybe my advice isn't good then
>>33752941i hope that's not what ends up with my man. our relationship has been really healing for both of us, but im afraid he's going to just use me up and leave.
>>33752943If you are bi yes, anything else it is gay.
Better question, how do you feel about men who cosplay as female characters at conventions?Does the series matter?
>>33752894Oh, man... Twitch TOS is vague and inconsistent. You don’t always know what’s allowed until you get banned. If you're a popular streamer they bend the knee because you make more money for them than a smaller one.
>>33753062NAGI read it as "my dad raped me" energy
>>33753044I mean I'm not saying it's not good advice, surely that can't be all men, but even just the possibility of it happening like >>33753046 said can mess with you.
where is that master banter anon's essay now
>>33753032Generations of increased divorce ratio failures. If your spouse is a casualty to your lifestyle, you should get divorce raped with a 12" cactus.
>>33753114You know Prince Charming doesn't exist, right?
>>33753114Wow, such drama. You don't even understand what the line means
>>33753114How many cats do you have?
>>33753126Oh I know you want it to mean "Oh boo hoo accidents happen*" but midwits and bad men are running off with this to excuse DV.Women do not deserve your bullshit and should be too good for you.
>>33753114The line means people often are more likely to hurt the people closest to them because those are the ones they actually have enough power to do that with because of emotional closeness or vulnerability or taking them for granted or whatever. It's commenting more on the bittersweet nature of relationships and the irony that the people we care about most are sometimes the ones we cause pain, often without meaning to. Not specifically about physical abuse, you stupid zoomie.
>>33753177You are strawmaning hard. I sense some unresolved tension of the past
>>33753177Moving the goalposts, strawman, AND an ad hominem. Nice one.
>>33752418>>33752895This is complete nonsense. A guy can do basically everything right, but if she just feels like she can get a higher value man (richer, more attractive, more exciting, etc.) she will blow up her entire life, kids and all, to do it. I have literally seen this on multiple occasions with people in my life. Women do not value marriage or family.>>33753114No-fault divorce should result in the one who initiates getting nothing. Not even custody of the kids.
/atoga/ is best treated as a radicalization camp for future misogynists and misandrists and I like it that way. For the first time Blue Valkyrie's posts aren't annoying.
>>33753314>No-fault divorce should result in the one who initiates getting nothing. Not even custody of the kids.Inverse. The one causing the grief should get nothing.
>>33753608>The one causing the grief should get nothing.Right. That's what I said.Marriage is a contract. Contracts typically lay out very specific scenarios under which the contract can be terminated. Otherwise, there's no getting out of it without facing significant penalties. The scenarios under which a marriage can be terminated for cause are cheating, abuse, fraud or significant criminal activity, abandonment of family/spouse, etc. No-fault divorce is basically the same as trying to terminate a contract without cause, which means the person trying to terminate it should be the one to face consequences.
