>34>NEET for basically entire life>no high school or uni education>5’3>dropped out of school in 2nd grade>never worked>stem brother finally cut me off after leeching for 7+ years>have left house maybe 6 times in past decade>0 social skills>mutt >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens >can't drive>never had friends>parents are decrepit>no skills>resume is a blank sheet>never talked to a girl or had sex>no savings>never exercised in my entire life>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 60 years>scared of the dark How do I get out of this? It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get. Can this even be fixed
how did you drop out of second grade
>>33754125It's over dude. The only option is to see if you can get on disability benefits, but it's usually a lot of paperwork since the government wants to scare people from applying to it. The other option is to go to Russia and join their army. Decent pay and the frontline is huge so there are lots positions far from danger.
bro you are cooked atp
>>33754125This sounds like bait. I have literally never heard of this type of situation happening to someone.
>>33754382he's not even in the top 3 biggest losers on the board lmao
>>33754125You dropped out of 2nd grade yet somehow you can read anc write properly. Kys you retard with shitty bait.
>>33754125You are a product of the media you have consumed.Your death is the horn of the unicorn that brings about the new age.Your passivity and acceptance of consumerism facilitates the birth pangs of the new world order.You're not a real person. Solution? TURN OFF THE INTERNET AND NEVER RECONNECTSTOP WATCHING TVGO FOR A WALK EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIMEGET A HOBBY THAT WORKS WITH HAND TOOLSAnd do chores around the house for your family to justify your existence to them.But I am sure you are morbidly obese in addition to the other symptoms of consumerism that you listed?Sorry that you fell into so many traps, OP. You dug a very deep hole and now it's time to climb.
>>33754596people keep making these "dropped out of X grade" threads and the number just gets lower and lower
>>33754596The irony in this post kek
>>33754936I legitimately dropped out of elementary school. I think people saw my post and then started LARPing my actual experience.
>>33755000You are the originator of the OP pasta you’re saying?
>>33754125You will not make 6 figures. Get drivers license before your parents money runs out, an used car that maybe isn't the cheapest you can find because those will break down quickly, but cheap enough for you to not ruin yourself buying it and get your fastfood job. Alternatively try to get a truck license and become a truck driver. I know it's disappointing but the kinds of careers that get you le 6 figures are closed for you. You don't have skills to start tour own business, you don't have the resume to climb the corporate ladder, even if you le learned to le code you wouldn't get into the field because right now nobody hires juniors and even then nobody I've heard of has ever hired a junior over the age of 35(and you won't be competent enough to be a junior within less than a year), you most likely don't have the health required for you to survive doing 80 hours weeks as a tradie and make that sort of money as well.You've made your own bed now you will have to sleep in it, but at least you can lift some weight off your parents shoulders(I bet your brother will try to help you out a bit if he sees that you've changed your ways) and you should make it your goal that they can age and die peacefully knowing that at least you won't become homeless when they're gone.
>>33754125OP posts this, word for word, at least once a week. It's the only hobby he has
