whats it like to have a penis? I feel quite envious and get upset at the fact that i have a useless clit. I feel like gooning as a man is a lot better than gooning as a woman. Any advice on how to stop being jealous and hating that i was born female? Just to clarify im not a transgender. I like being a woman somewhat and dont get upset that im perceived as one. Just feel like im missing out on a lot of pleasure in life.
>>33758306>I am not a transgender.Sure you aren't. YWNBAW, stop larping.
>>33758322i meant transgender as in ftm anon i dont wanna be a man, thanks for the useless advice
>>33758306It's like your clit, but 10 to 50 times bigger. You can touch mine a see how it feels.
>>33758306Well I'm not happy with my member since I'm circumcised. I'm trying to restore my foreskin but it won't ever be the same thing and you don't need to worry about that and have all your nerve endings intact so your goon sessions are better than mine. Women also can goon multiple times without needing to reset like most men. Sometimes I can cum twice but it gets less and less rewarding and it hurts. I'd say you aren't missing out on much. I wish I had a clit
>>33758330You are a man, because you will never be a woman. Stop posting tranime garbage and gooning, freak.
>>33758322>>33758406>>33758423You retards can't fucking read. It's a women who wants to know what having a penis feels like
>>33758423why is bro so pressed about me being female lmfao? i just wanted to ask a semi-serious question. im not transgender ive already stated this. You just need something to be mad about on this random ass saturday
>>33758415With all due respect but why the fuck would you want a clit. You cant penentrate anything with it do you know how boring that is. Idk much about being circumcised but every guy i know in my life has been circumcised so i didnt think that would be a bad thing? Does it make you less sensitive?
>>33758431>ignores all the actual answers but responses to the post doubting their genderbaka, another tranny larping
>>33758444"baka" mate are you well?
>>33758406>It's like your clit, but 10 to 50 times biggerIt's not. Average penis is about 5 inches, average clitoris about 4 inches. Most of the clitoris is internal.
>>337584584 INCHES?? IS IT? Lowkey bigger than some males out there
>>33758306It's easier for sure, but it's not like jerking off at any moment will feel good, that's why a lot of men can feel regret after fapping. Personally I try to do it only when I'm truly horny.
>>33758306You are a man larping as a woman. No one is fooled.A real woman would be quite happy about the fact that the clitoris contains twice as many sensory nerve endings as the penis and thus can experience more intense pleasure. She would also be happy that only women possess an entire organ whose *sole* function is sexual pleasure. The penis has both reproductive and excretory functions too, but the clitoris exists only to provide pleasure and nothing else.
>>33758457lurk more, faggot
what is there to be envious about? men are smarter and stronger. you should be envious about that. but women are the choosers on the dating market and always have a closer relationship to their kids knowing they are theirs and they experience more intensive and longer/repeated orgasms. having a dick is just another reason to compete with other men about something (size)
Nothings stopping youhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7449389/
>>33758443>Does it make you less sensitive?Yes you lose THOUSANDS of nerve endings>With all due respect but why the fuck would you want a clit. You cant penentrate anything with it do you know how boring that isI just wish I had a normal body that wasn't mutilated at birth
You should just accept the cards that you were delt and dont think about it. Though I heard someone lesbians use a strap on to fuck their partners to feel like the man in the relationship.
Wow, what an absolute shitheap of a thread>>33758306I'll give you a rundown on what having a penis gets me>peeing standing upThe older I get the more I like sitting down anyway, but in public restrooms or out in the middle of nowhere it's easily the second best perk of having a penisThat being said, when you care about keeping the place clean you have to make sure you clean up after yourself if you pee standing up, because it can blast in all directions.>I feel like gooning as a man is a lot better than gooning as a womanI doubt that, I don't remember the last time I had a mind-blowing orgasm independent of emotions towards a partner, and that part is the same on your side as well.From my perspective, woman orgasm always seemed way more dramatic.It IS easier to clean up after, I don't need to prepare towels and shit, just a few tissues in a reclined position, do it so it lands on me rather than whatever I'm sitting on and clean up.>no periodsFrankly your sex got a raw deal in that regard, that's THE big advantage of having a phallus >ballsMiserable fucking things, the lightest tap gets at least a panicked "oh fuck!", a slightly-less-light tap is fucking miserable and getting a serious blow there (by which I mean something with the force of like a high-five) puts you out of commission for at least 10 minutes ,during which you're folded with this dull pain right around the appendix which also makes you want to throw up.And they're an absolute bitch to groom, it's all just a miserable loose skin that forces you to choose between sporadic pubes or daring to bring a sharp blade to this skin that will not stay put and contours too awkwardly for anything resembling a typical shaving movement.Do I feel like I got the better deal? absolutely, but the above is all there is to it.I assure you that if you did wake up with a dick & balls one day it wouldn't be anywhere near as life changing as you think, it would be a fun novelty for a week and then just w/e
>>33758464theres unfortunately plenty of women that never experienced an orgasm before :( So idk feel like this sounds a lot better lol
>>33758481Yeah the size thing is defintely something im glad i dont have to deal with. I know some girls like to say that boobs or ass matters when it comes to size but i personally never struggled with this, plenty of people seem to like more petite women. I dont think im neccesarily bothered about being weaker and i feel like the being smarter thing is up for debate lol
>>33758537Seriously? thats kinda horrific? Why is this such a widespread thing in europe i wonder.
>>33758539Yeah strap on aint too bad lel some of them can be eerily realistic though
>>33758543I can tell you post on r*ddit. gross
>>33758620Not everything is trannies, retardpenis envy is a thing some girls have
>>33758543>From my perspective, woman orgasm always seemed way more dramatic.Well lots of girls fake it mind you. I personally think ive had quite mind-blowing orgasms but that mostly happens after like edging for at least half an hour. >Frankly your sex got a raw deal in that regard, that's THE big advantage of having a phallusYa know what it is, periods are getting really hard to deal with nowadays cuz most women seem to have kinda shit diets and dont prioritize protein or strenght training. The moment i started doing that my periods started lasting 3-4 days at best with only a slight amount of pain around the hour that my period has started.But all in all, yeah you guys defintely seem like youve been dealt a better hand. Not to mention pregnancy and various random infections that can just ruin your entire week. I wouldn't wish a yeast infection on my worst enemy
>>33758620>I can tell you post on r*ddit. grossI don't hahaBut to be honest ive had my fair share of tumblr blogs back in the day
>>33758306Masturbating with a penis is pretty awesome, but I also wish I had a vagina too. You girls get to do some awesome things like stick large dildos inside your vaginas. Even anal is better for women because you can insert into both holes at the same time and the pelvic bone doesn’t interfere with the anal insertion so you have more options there.A penis is nice, but you can still do a lot with what you have.
>>33758306>i have a useless clit.The only organ in mammal, reptile, bird or invertebrate whose sole function is pleasure. God, if I had one I'd wear it out
>>33758306>whats it like to have a penis?In biological sense it is just a long ass clit but you can piss with it.>i have a useless clit.If you get a hard clit, since it's just a long ass clit it's 10x worse with the penis where everyone can see your buldge. The bulge is like big boobs except it's down there can be seen. Unlike big boobs men and women will stare at its large size and admire it and lust on it. It can't be the same if you have a dick or even a long dick.Your male associates will make fun of you, girls will be disgusted at you. Others will say its a compliment but it's the worst thing to have when you're around people. You get hard on called "morning wood" every morning although you don't get this if you jack off a lot or low on sperm count.There are times the mouth of the penis closes in weird ways so everytime the piss flows it goes either straight, weird angle or spread at times.The penis inside a fit underwear can be moved around so it feels uncomfortable. It goes sideways, straight up or downwards inside the underwear and when you're moving, it goes random direction so you have to literally go to the comfort room to calibrate your penis inside the underwear.If you were born as a man you'll mostly undergo circumcision with your penis which is like pregnancy surgery for men. All of us were afraid to do this at one point.To those who said they're never afraid of it, bet they didn't wanna get circumcised twice or multiple times. Cumming's close equivalent is squirting. Once you cum it'll take awhile to cum again but sometimes you just wanna cum so fast and you're unable to satisfy your partner when gooning. When you're done gooning usually just 1-3 minutes. People who goes 5-10 minutes are just edging real hard and I see no point of edging but wasting more time. I heard you can orgasm many times with a clit though or so as they say.
>>33760744>I heard you can orgasm many times with a clit though or so as they say.Yeah thats true ive been able to have 5 in a row or so. But still its all the same, i feel like being able to jerk off AND penetrate must be amazing
>>33758306It's ok.The organ that becomes the penis becomes the vulva and vagina.It's not useless you just don't know how to stimulate yourself. Do some research and try new things. Be the active partner in sex.Women can have a full body orgasms. Thats more difficult for menWomen can have multiple orgasms in a row. Men really can't.There are pros and cons.To improve your orgasms in general get under 20 bmi, drink alot of water, find a partner that makes you horny, and activly pursue them.
>>33758615>Why is this such a widespread thing in europe i wonder.I'm not even racist, but they seriously need to all die for inventing and pushing circumcision.
>>33758306It's not all that great. Getting caught in a zipper hurts pretty bad and then there's the dilemma of taking a shit. Do you dangle your penis in the bowl or rest it on the seat? They're both about as unhygienic as the other.
>>33761153>Do you dangle your penis in the bowl or rest it on the seat? They're both about as unhygienic as the other.Maybe hold it like hamster? Would that work?
>>33758306Probably would’ve been circumcised anyway although as someone who was circumcised at birth, I don’t know what I’m missing out on, if anything.
>>33761177I think we can be friends
>>33758306You've got it totally backwards. Women are naturaly way better at having multiple orgasms and things like that.
>>33758306Waaah, men want to be women, women want to be men. Grow up. YWNBAW anyway, this sounds just like a LARP.If you actually are a woman wishing to be a man on 4chan, if you were a man you'd be some self-hating chud with PIED on your way to trooning out.
>>33758428>You retards can't fucking read. It's a women who wants to know what having a penis feels likeThere are literally no women on the internet it's all gooners, male trannies and bots.
>>33758615>Why is this such a widespread thing in europe i wonder.Circumcision isn't widespread in Europe, at least among white people.
>>33758306It's neat. Like a little friend down there. Boosts our ego when women tell us it's bigIt's also fun to masturbate with. Wish I had a vagina for one day though, it'd be neat to see how it feels like
>>33761832>Like a little friend down there.damn anon you didnt have to expose that its on the smaller end
>>33761915I'm 6.5 tho
>>33761569>f you were a man you'd be some self-hating chud with PIED on your way to trooning out.lmfao yeah that sounds pretty accurate id prolly be a chud cuz im kinda mid. dont think id troon out though since i dont like transgenders.
>>33761919>I'm 6.5 thoIn inches? Im allergic to inches sorry dont have much of a concept of what that implies.Silly Americans nowadays thinking its the universal metric
>>33758306It is terrible
>>33761930In the time you spent making this faggoty post, you could have just looked it up.
>>33758306By all reports, my analogy is that male orgasm is like a hand grenade while female orgasm is like a fireworks show. The fireworks show takes more preparation and can vary wildly with various nuance. And not every woman can do it reliably. Male orgasm is simple, direct, powerful, and very reliable.Hope this helps.
>Can pee outside with ease, even can aim it!>No periods, none of that issue>Washing is all external>Balls and dick take up space in clothing>Sexual pleasure is rooted around release of male genetic material, whereas for women it is purely for pleasure at time of orgasm (meaning you can do it more than a man can)>Insecurity relative to size of penis if not big>Erections cause potential awkwardness or implied power, depending on your attitude>nutshots hurt badThat summarizes I think
>>33761233the swastikat
>>33758306hot, tell me what you would like to do if you had a penis.
>>33758306fuck penis envy you should be mad that you get periods. god hates women : )
>>33758306i dunno bruh i've always thought having a clit would be way cooler clits are really hot and one of my favorite tags is clit_stimulation on exhentai also i wish i had a girlfriend just so i could gently play with her clit
>>33761233I did notsee that coming
>>33758633>The moment i started doing that my periods started lasting 3-4 days at best with only a slight amount of pain around the hour that my period has started.Huh!I've never heard of that, I figured women are just stuck with what they've gotThough in retrospect, I HAVE heard birth control can help, which is just hormonal control, and diet affects hormones, so on second thought this shouldn't be surprising.
>>33758306Yeah I've witnessed penis envy up close from my wife. She sees how easy and straightforward it is for me to get off and how I come like every time we fuck. She gets jealous of it. Plus I don't have periods and all the rest of that stuff so maintenance is easier.
>>33758306> gooning better as a mansis its literally over the moment you shoot rope and you're done. The end. But yeah, sorry to hear you have envy. My cock is awesome.
>>33758306When you masterbait as a guy it feel nice, after you blow your load you feel a relief and that's that, you don't feel horny no more. If you continue it causes pain. Other problems about dicks is that they can smell, since testicles can touch your thighs and they sweat, there is the fact that getting hit hurts like fucking hell, I think that getting shot hurts less last thing is the you can get smegma if you don't clean it. There are good thing also, like you can spin it like a helicopter and scratching your balls is close to archiving nirvana.
