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'Refusing to link to the new thread because it's funny' edition
previous: >>33755889
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Whats the difference between greta/elon autism and chris chan autism? Why are they both called autism?
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Why do I suddenly feel like I have been transported to a subconscious Hell dimension and everything is filmed at a Dutch Angle? The world suddenly feels like a Satanic Orgy and I feel like I am drugged.
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>>33759343
>tfw Greta getting what she deserves rn, her ass kicked by the IDF
Hope she enjoys kissing the Israeli flag.
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>>33759073
Dr. Curdle, Jr. at the Riverdale Morgue.
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I like this place It is the safest way to socialized. It is very useful
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>>33759326
>'Refusing to link to the new thread because it's funny'
>>33759354
Not for long, faggot
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Is it ethical to put nicotine in my man’s food so that he become addicted to my cooking?
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>>33759343
>Whats the difference between greta/elon autism and chris chan autism?
Greta has FAS not autism. Elon Musk is a narcissist and probably sociopath not autism
>Chris probably stunted his own personal growth.
>Why are they both called autism?
Chris is antisocial, there otheres I already answered.
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>>33759363
It's very low quality socialization.
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>>33759362
this might be the most abstract way i've ever been flattered!!
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>>33759369
would backfire big time. first of all, don't handle nicotine, it is a contact poison; spilling a solution on your skin will literally kill you.

next, he is doing much more than eating your food, and when he is not initiating the action, it is likely going to get mapped to random things. he might get addicted to sitting down at the table or feel compulsed to eat his food a certain way. it'd be an utter mess
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I'm dressed for Space. Now, can I go?
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>>33759371
yes, but is what I can do right now
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>>33759363
It's like if you went to a crowded bar late at night where everyone there was a mix of drunk, loud and mentally autistic.
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>>33759380
you need to train and learn to pee on the succy hole first
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>>33759383
i WOULD drink at this bar
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Did you bless the rains down in Florida?
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So /atoga/, what are you all up to tonight?
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>>33759369
Just put nicotine patches on him when you fuck. Or rub some one your boobs, or lipstick
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>>33759326
>Be high functioning autist moid
>Text friend a "yo" text cuz we hadn't spoken in a couple days (she's also a high functioning autist)
>Get "Heyyyy" as a response from her

So apparently, according to normirs, The number of Ys in someone's Hey they like you as a person. How should I interpret this?
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>>33759387
I would drink your genital fluids straight from the source.
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>>33759389
Wouldn't you like to know, tripcuck
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>>33759389
I should really go to bed. There is nothing left for me here.
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>>33759394
Yes. Spill it!
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>>33759397
on this earth? same
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>>33759389
I just finished walking 6.5 km (4 miles).
Now I'm doing the laundry.
Next I hope to read a book.
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>>33759392
normie norms don't apply to autists
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>>33759399
Hi qt. You should go to bed too.
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How is the “Just get drunk at a bar and then hookup bro” advice so popular? Am I the only one who questions sleeping with an intoxicated women that isn’t my girlfriend? I could easily see how that creates a worst case scenario where I’m falsely accused of rape
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>>33759401
Heck of a walk. What book are you wanting to read?
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>>33759380
i'm crean!!! i swear!! dogs feds pocon!!
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WOMEN
what does it mean when you turn to glance at someone right as they pass you?
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>>33759369
Why not just be a better cook?
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>>33759407
You just don't fuck the actual fucked up drunk ones
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>>33759389
Being annoyed at my ISP. They keep throttling my internet at around 6-8 PM. Bastards!
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>>33759393
>the nutte tapp
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>>33759406
qt without mass replying to everyone in the thread?
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>>33759363
Being could be useful.
Prod with the prod!
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>>33759389
Rewriting my paper based on peer review.
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>>33759392
>calls himslef moid
>gay avatar
>normirs
more like low functioning simpcuck trannoid
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>>33759389
I just finished Blue Prince and I loved it immensly.
Now I need to finish the rest of it.
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>>33759389
i'm ngl that anon kinda got me with that surprise anagram, he got me movin smiley
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>>33759389
going to watch a bald man play zelda games while my cat sleeps on my lap
i'm so glad i figured out how to put youtube on my TV
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>>33759363
there are better boards for that
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>>33759442
>m so glad i figured out how to put youtube on my TV
That shouldn't be too difficult?
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>>33759442
What a sad little life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUlXDRayvQ

New /atoga/ Anthem just dropped
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>>33759389
I visited my mom. We're watching the Matlock reboot.
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>>33759326
Femanons, if you saw your bf do this what would you do?
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Why are the OP pics always so male centered?
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>>33759450
That fucking bitch better eat the fucking corn after he’s done with it or I swear to god
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>>33759450
NAG
I would put Ram Ranch on the speakers.
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>>33759369
No, instead you should train him to love it by sucking his dick under the table while he eats your cooking.
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>>33759451
Because the op is always male.
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>>33759443
which ones
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>>33759451
4chan is 70% male, most likely more, and the rare femanons are malebrained
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>>33759448
I wanted to like The Man from UNCLE reboot until a character compares a food item to feet, and it made me think the movie was written by foot fetishists.
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>>33759442
Girl? How'd you manage it? I'm not being sarcastic, there are a few ways you could do that. Genuinely interested.
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>>33759451
They are mostly by the same eager retard.
Especially all the AIslop ones, like last thread.
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>>33759451
Because women wont do the OP
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>>33759448
STOP TALKING TO US AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR MOM, ANON.

I mean, she's going to die eventually.
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>>33759456
/a/, /co/, /vg/, /sci/, /lit/, etc. whatever your hobbies are, /adv/ is a blue board /r9k/
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>>33759445
What's more sad is belittling strangers in /atoga/.
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>>33759451
Here's the thing, the girls on here would rather not talk to the guys.
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>>33759462
I'm home now, silly.
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>>33759467
fuck no, you deserve that shit
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>>33759389
probably gonna go get some weed so i can, i dunno, do some escapism for a bit i suppose. i might do a binge dose and REALLY get fucked up, usually that works as a replacement for sex and bonding
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>>33759445
I'd say it's more sad making fun of others to try to make yourself feel better. Can't have a great life if that's what you're resorting to.
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>>33759467
I deserved that.
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>>33759389
Probably scrolling but I will try get away from here and start to read.
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>>33759463
the only hobby ones that interest me are /g/ and /tv/. And it is not better than here. /vg/ might be
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>>33759462
nta my mom's already dead in the sense that she's not the same person she once was.
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>>33759450
Tell him, I knew you were a closeted homo. I dont have a bf.
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What did people do at home before TV?
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>>33759471
Does it make you feel good? Is that why you started visiting /adv/ - Advice in the first place?
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>>33759467
>>33759474
Still better than being a virtue signalling tripcuck, though
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>>33759483
Has your power never gone out? :/
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>>33759483
Gather around the radio.
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>>33759484
fuck yeah
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>>33759478
sorry anon. had to watch my dad go through that in the throes of his addiction. there is something genuinely traumatizing about seeing someone that has elements of your parent but clearly isn't them, grim stuff.
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>>33759483
Played with dolls, read fairy story books, prayed to God, and jerked off.
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>>33759483
jerked it
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>>33759493
Pretty wimpy if you ask me.
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>>33759499
didn't ask you
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>>33759483
https://youtu.be/35i4n2xLcBU?t=4
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Gender, what would you be doing if you lost power for the rest of the day?
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>>33759499
Shall we summon MGK and discuss pedophilia?
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good evening everyone

>>33759389
3 body problem + ginkgo nuts !

i won't get seizures (hopefully)
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>>33759494
Oh, shit.. I was really just trying to make a joke, seem edgy...

Thank you, anon. I really do appreciate that.
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>>33759504
Read a book. Go for a walk. Patch some clothes.
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>>33759508
Hi
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>>33759508
The tranny is back
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>>33759513
hallo
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>>33759508
And that's my cue. Goodnight.
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>>33759504
F A day? Pfft, here in Canada a day is nothing. Read a book or something.
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>>33759504
M, rereading Lupin or taking a bath.

>>33759505
Of course you'd like that. Later.
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>>33759389
Baked some cookies, now I'm going to finish some laundry then go furiously schlick to some texts.
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>>33759504
M
Either reading, or brainstorming stuff for my story.
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>>33759508
mrs chairman mrs chairman mrs chairman the neuroplasticizers are starting to melt my brain its like after images form from everything and my periopheral vision glitters!

and i've been having these moments where i'll start having alien thoughts. like, i'll respond and my brain will be like "wait a minute, thats not how we normally respond??". will i still be your favorite when my officially turns into a slurry?
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>>33759508
Myao, has that happened to you before?
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People underestimate how straining on the eyes it is to read a book by candle light
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>>33759473
>as a replacement for sex and bonding
You WILL be bonded.
It is time to receive bondage.
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>>33759520
>Of course you'd like that.
I do enjoy it when you pieces of shit attack each other
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>>33759504
see a movie
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>>33759517
How are you doing?
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>>33759526
I grew up playing Game Boy Advance in a moving car at night. I can handle low light reading.
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>>33759526
Who said anything about candle light? Candles are extremely dangerous in a power outage.
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>>33759504
Sitting alone in the dark, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in my own feces, and never once going "wow! It is amazing just how fucking crazy I really am."
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>>33759515
no !!

>>33759518
goodnight anon
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>>33759533
How else are you going to read with no power?
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>>33759505
>MGK
my bf<3
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>>33759532
Why do people play with the Gay Boy Advance?
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>>33759538
Trip on, Exhib
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>>33759538
no fucking w me today pls

no fakes (◞‸◟)
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>>33759538
You gotta fight Exhibussy for MGKock
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>>33759528
>implying my kink is being bound
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>>33759529
Fuck off cuckworm
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>>33759542
womp womp, tranny
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Women, I have a question. Will any of you:

GIVE ME
THIS DAY
ALL THAT YOU SHOWED ME
THE POWER AND THE GLORY
TIL MY KINGDOM CUM?

Will you
GIVE ME ALL THE STORY BOOK TOLD ME
THE FAITH AND THE GLORY
TIL MY KINGDOM CUM?
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>>33759539
How else are you supposed to play Pokemon Ruby in 2003?
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>>33759536
Um, there's a shitload of options. Flashlights, LED lanterns, solar powered lights, some power banks, electric tea lights or led candles, crank lights, glow sticks, smart phone even...
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>>33759526
Idk I’ve never read a book by a candle. There are battery powered lanterns and flashlights now.
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>>33759545
Trip on
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>>33759552
>Idk I’ve never read a book by a candle.
Candles can write? I've never heard of an author who is a candle.
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>>33759536
First to die in a zombie apocalypse right here.
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Women, when did you figure out that your boyfriend's supposed best friend was violently sexually abusing him?
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>>33759553
I respect any tripfag far more than you, fucking scumbag
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>>33759554
Ok, that's enough 4chan for me today. G'night, guys.
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Is 4chan Satanic? Is using 4chan against the will of God?
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>>33759557
Okay, JH
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>>33759524
yes you'll be my favorite even if ur officially turned into a slurry !

>>33759525
nope !

i should rlly stop testing my luck
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>>33759557
Trip on, Exhibussy
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>>33759557
we know, Sarge
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>>33759560
1 Corinthians 15:33 - Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.”
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>>33759561
That wasn't me, but I do respect some tripfags more than some of the anonymous shitposters here.
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>>33759554
Candle Sutton
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Why do dudes have weird ass fetishes? Dont get me wrong girls can have some weird ass fetishes too, but its definetly nowhere on the same level.
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>>33759531
relatively good !

how r u ?
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>>33759569
Such as?
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>>33759566
do you believe hell is place you go to forever?
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>>33759569
Higher sex drive and less opportunity to use it
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>>33759569
Women's asses generally look nice. Man asses are all boxy and stuff.
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>>33759566
https://youtu.be/JXQJpyQBShU?si=Mv4vTkBTxiVf2k3u
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>>33759567
As expected from a degenerate like you
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>>33759570
Im resting but I dont have the will power to get away from this website
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>>33759572
NTA but Heaven is empty, all the Devils are here.
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>>33759569
>>33759573
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>>33759569
is wanting to called a good boy and lightly dominated really so fucking weird
can women not EVEN manage that? and yet they keep trying to run for president???
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State gender
Do you ever worry about dying in an embarrassing way?
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>>33759569
>Why do dudes have weird fetishes?
Oh, I have an ass fetish all right.
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>>33759582
M, no. I won't care how I died when I'm dead.
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>>33759578
when we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools
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Women, do you ever ask your man about fetishes and fantasies? Or do you assume he will bring them up himself if he gas any or hope he wont ever bring them up?
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Why are guys so into anime girls with that specific body type like the massive anime tits and slim thighs and slim waist and the bug eyes and like pointy chin. Its honestly a bit strange to me, since i see men on here complain they cant find a girlfriend, but i doubt theyd be attracted to most women they come across cuz they dont look like that. Am i wrong? It honestly makes me a bit insecure too, all though its quite silly to compare yourself to cartoon drawings of girls
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>>33759587
I ask about them straight up. I usually only get told the light stuff, though.
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>>33759582
m
don't believe in death so no
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>>33759586
>we are come
I want third worlders to leave...
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>>33759582
M
Yes.
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>>33759580
>is wanting to called a good boy and lightly dominated really so fucking weird
can women not EVEN manage that?
Huh no? thats not so bad? im talking about like whatever is on deviantart n stuff nowadays.
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>>33759577
aw

maybe watch a movie or show to keep u occupied n away from it ?
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>>33759569
>>33759574
>ass fetish
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1_2pog2ofa4
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>>33759569
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variability_hypothesis
Because women are more average and normalfaggy, that's why 4chan is mostly male
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>>33759587
yeah i do but ive noticed that guys dont really come around till you kinda open up about your own fetishes as well, i think theyre more comfortable after that from what ive seen
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>>33759572
No, actually! I think the Gehenna spoken about in the Bible refers to a garbage dump that was kept eternally burning outside Jerusalem. The locals that heard about it from Jesus would have understood it to be a symbol of everlasting destruction. In Revelation 20:14 Death itself is cast into the lake of fire. How does that happen if Hell is a literal place?
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>>33759569
I just want to watch women peeing. Is that so wrong?
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>>33759600
>Because women are more average and normalfaggy
True, but they are also good multitaskers because of that
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>>33759600
>Because women are more average and normalfaggy, that's why 4chan is mostly male
I suppose thats fair, id rather be a normie than be someone that jacks off to loud house furry diaper porn
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>>33759504
Sleep a lot and then take myself out for lunch so I can shitpost on public WiFi.
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>>33759407
>Just get drunk at a bar and then hookup bro
I've never heard this from a source from after roughly 2011 desu
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>>33759604
>I just want to watch women peeing. Is that so wrong?
No not really plenty of women like that stuff too
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>>33759606
Good for you
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>>33759551
Headlamp. Forgot about that one.
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>>33759605
>Gf can't even remember the enemy dps won't ve alive for another 30s and tank can't stun for 5s so we can go all out
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>>33759612
>right wing chuds
>normalfag centrists
>the woke left wing
Well put
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>>33759619
based centrist women
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>>33759560
yes, absolutely. why christians hang out here is beyond me
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is it misogyny hour tonight boys?
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Is condom sex torture for men?
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>>33759612
Don't forget https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory
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>>33759621
Let's be honest those are "Christians" in name only.
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Are most men sadists? As in they enjoy hitting women or choking them cuz it turns them on? Im pretty sure mostw women are masochists
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>>33759624
Are there any men ITT who'd get mad if their gf was checking out a woman walking by them?
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>>33759569
You will NOT take my shitting dick nipples away from me
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>>33759626
that is for horses
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>>33759630
Welp, sadistic and masochistic tendencies are positively correlated within the same person, meaning those with a higher capacity for enjoying inflicting pain (sadism) often also have a higher capacity for enjoying receiving it (masochism).
Not to say that every masochist is also a sadist, but that there's a statistically significant overlap in these traits, which are rooted in shared factors like low disgust sensitivity and personality traits such as psychopathy and low honesty-humility.
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>>33759613
Oh, ohhh, headlamp stretched around a jug of water. Makes a nice lantern.
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>>33759636
Is it time again to make men mad by talking about horsecock dildos?
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>>33759389
Going to see a friend’s band play in an hour. It’s been a great weekend so far :)
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>>33759630
Most? No.
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>>33759639
I don't know if that is wise they might start talking about some grassfeed animals
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>>33759637
>Welp, sadistic and masochistic tendencies are positively correlated within the same person, meaning those with a higher capacity for enjoying inflicting pain (sadism) often also have a higher capacity for enjoying receiving it (masochism).
Oh yeah i see, im mostly into masochism, i believe this has something to do with my messed up childhood. I just thought men generally liked choking girls though
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>>33759649
Ew
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>>33759649
>I just thought men generally liked choking girls though
nta ew, no... I feel uncomfortable about that even if she asks. It's you women that seem to have that streak.
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>>33759442
What bald man are we talking about, anyways? I watch ZFG play pretty often.

>>33759508
>i won't get seizures (hopefully)
Uh yeah. Hopefully not. Don't eat too many (might be a challenge since you're too small to even feed a lion...)

>>33759521
How did the cookies turn out? What kind were they?

>>33759640
Any weekend spent relaxing is great as far as I'm concerned. What have you gotten up to?
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>>33759658
Hey, Ohio, what's your favorite retro game?
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you ever scratch yourself and then smell your finger?
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>>33759658
Chocolate chip. They were great, my dad ate pretty much all of them.
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>>33759630
I think most men like a woman surrending/submitting to them and one of the most clear indicators of that is her enduring some discomfort for his pleasure. Most men dont want to cause any scars or damage but a slap is hot.
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>>33759639
yes. can someone write some centaur smut rn
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Femanons, are you young, dumb, and full of cum?
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>>33759670
no, i'm old, smart, and full of cum
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Women, why wont you make the OP more often so you can female gaze centered ATOGA?
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>>33759658
>What bald man are we talking about, anyways?
Baby Cakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvU9mvDyi0o
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>>33759673
>and full of cum
That's gay
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>>33759668
I prefer to treat a woman like a Pet With Benefits. Maybe I'll tell her "Sit, Girl!" but I will treat her gently the way I would a dog or a cat. Except that I obviously wouldn't do sex stuff to a dog or a cat, because that would be nasty and also rape.
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>>33759674
Someone already said it. We'd rather not talk to you guys.
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>>33759680
And yet here you are
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>>33759673
I guess that's the most important part
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>>33759661
I think Sonic CD has to be number one. I like a whole lot though. I should update my spreadsheet of games I've beaten.

>>33759667
Sounds about right. I was going to ask for a pic, but I'm already hungry enough. Good luck with your other activities.
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>>33759669
God I wish.
>>33759670
I'm maybe dumb, that's it.
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>>33759681
Well, yeh... might as well. Just curious to see what the other girls say mostly.
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Women should I learn to make banana bread?
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>>33759683
I've already received ample help ITT for my other activities, so thanks again.
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>>33759630
Im not really. I only do it because most women like it. I might enjoy it a bit if shes a dumb bitch.
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>>33759658
>What have you gotten up to?
Well my work got us pizza on Friday and then I took a quick 1.5 hour drive to sunny Santa Cruz, California and hung out at the beach before going to see Deafheaven. Today I’ve been playing guitar and read some Berserk before getting ready to go out in a little to see my friend. Might watch the movie The Rocketeer when I get back. Hbu ohio?
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Imagine if you were a rape baby, but instead of your dad raping your mom, it was your mom who raped your dad.
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>>33759700
I fantasized about this ever since reading Malazan Book of the Fallen. With the twisted, magical zombie-like rape babies who were born from witches fucking dying guys on the Battlefield to create enchanted children out of Dying Seed.
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>>33759483
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZybUKAtD40
Doesn't ring a bell?
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>>33759630
I don't consider that masochism. Now belly and side punches...
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>>33759689
Because I said you'd be a good mom? You're welcome.

>>33759697
Nothing that exciting. Groceries, chores, and a lot of Castlevania and catching up on news stories.
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>>33759508
H-have you found a closed form solution to the problem?
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>>33759683
Good choice. Have you played Pulseman? It's like Sonic mixed with Mega Man.
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>>33759704
very interesting concept
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>>33759625
No, unless you're allergic to latex.
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>>33759704
Would you still love your mother if you knew that was how you were conceived?
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>>33759569
Test -> high sex drive + obsession
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Women, how would you feel about a man if this was his suggested date movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu0l7SNlIfA
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plapity plap plap
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>>33759658
>Don't eat too many
im supposed to have below 10 but i ate like 15 (?)

shushhhh i could be like an entrée for them ^ㅂ^

>>33759688
yes !!!
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>>33759723
I'd rather watch American Pop.
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>>33759669
>The moon shined bright over the misty glade, where shadows loomed like spectators, watching the maiden Lila tread carefully through the grass. It was rare for a village girl to be out at this hour in such chilly weather, but she grasped her cloak tight as she crept toward the object of her obsession - the centaur stallion, Theron. Even as he slumbered beneath a canopy of branches, barely illuminated by the moonlight, he was the image of unmatched grace. His chestnut coat shimmered slightly with the wind, his muscular chest rised with his breath, and between his legs...

>Lila felt herself flush with a mix of nerves and longing as Theron slowly came to, her slight footfalls enough to gradually wake him. He regarded her with a steely, sleepy glance, yet his eyes yet carried a softness to them befitting of such a majestic and noble creature. She approached him slowly, her hand reaching out to his coat, to his flank. She caught a whiff of Theron's musk, and her nerves melted away from the heat of her desire.

>"Theron, sweet and beautiful Theron," Lila purred, her body feeling hot in the cool glade. "What say you to a night of... revelry?" With that, she unfastened her cloak, letting it fall around her, revealing her soft and supple form, unburdened by work for her whole life. She traced a circle near his flank, glancing down at her prize.

>"Neigh," Theron replied, sharp and decisive. "I'm trying to sleep. Please leave me alone."

>Lila's world came crashing down, and as Theron drifted off back to sleep and she sheepishly hiked back to town, one thought ran through her mind and past her lips.

>"Ye olde /atoga/ is going to make fun of me..."
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>>33759733
Oh, shit, myao...
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>>33759669
I'm already writing a whole centaur novel with smut scenes.
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>>33759593
is this bait?
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>>33759389
>what are you all up to tonight?
I just got back from dinner with my family.

>>33759504
>what would you be doing if you lost power for the rest of the day?
F
Fuck around in my garage

>>33759700
Based

>>33759727
>plapity plap plap
A compelling argument
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>>33759712
I have, many years ago. I was trying to replay it just last July but one of the songs scared the fucking shit out of me. I usually wear headphones while playing the Genesis and I had it cranked up to enjoy the music. I thought my shit was broken.
Still a very good game though. I'm glad it's been rereleased so much.

>>33759704
I never did finish reading Malazan. I found them a little too dry for me. I still bought all of them for my sister's library though.
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>>33759508
They're not raw, right? Stop eating if you have nausea, upset stomach, dizziness, headache or confusion.
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>>33759742
>A compelling argument
Thank you.
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>>33759697
why no talk :c

>>33759710
..?
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>>33759733
Is it true that you're a communist?
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>>33759326
m or f
how do m or f signal loyalty to others of their own sex, and what is considered a betrayal of their group?
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>>33759736
This isn't fair.
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women
>want to be listened to and respected
>want to be disciplined when they are too bitchy
>want you to be alpha and fight other men
>want you to be comforting and not scary around them
and the hot ones want you to be rich, and fine with other men ogling them all the time, and the ugly ones get so fucking defensive they yell at you and demean you in public.
My question is why should I do all this? And the answer is pretty obvious but I just want a girls opinion.
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>>33759752
I didn’t wanna be so brief since I’ll be leaving soon lol :(. Hi anyways :o
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>>33759736
>>"Ye olde /atoga/ is going to make fun of me..."
for writing this garbage, you're damn right
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>>33759737
>>33759750
they're like a lil undercooked ? supposed to be clear when done but they were still green

ill probs be ok, you'll know if i died by if i post here or not

>>33759766
awwwwww

have a good night tho !!!!
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are tingles a real thing
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>be me
>meet girl
>go on date with girl
>just hang out, make no moves
>nothing happens
>go home
>cry
>rinse and repeat

How do I actually do dates?
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>>33759768
>they're like a lil undercooked?
OH SHIT don't eat those. Get some B6 into you.
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I wish women were real.
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>>33759753
where did u hear that
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>>33759736
Lmao
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>>33759768
Thanks :) how has your weekend been myao?
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>>33759778
How am I posting if I'm not real?
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>>33759769
yes !

>>33759775
where do i get b6 vit ?
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>>33759784
Easy, you're a moid or a bot
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>>33759789
I'm neither.
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>>33759784
women are a government hoax, it's like the truman show
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>>33759794
What's the Truman show?
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Is this board full of losers and/or low-lifes? Am I realizing this too late?
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>>33759770
make a move?
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>>33759797
You should watch it is a really good movie
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>>33759798
blue board /r9k/
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>>33759769
Yes, absolutely. I remember experiencing them in first grade and not understanding what it was, when a classmate pretended to open my head to see why I was so smart and pulled out all the different subjects.

>>33759797
It's a Jim Carrey movie, about a man living in a giant reality show.
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>>33759802
I've been here since 2022, and I think I've internalized many of the mentalities here.
I genuinely believe that I would be better off if I didn't have this subconscious burden that this website has put me under.
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>>33759782
really good so far !!!

found brandy melville for 5 bucks while thrifting, so so lucky ^^ gotta be in the kitchen all day tmr for chuseok tho
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>>33759786
It's usually in a B complex multivitamin. You want 25-100 mg. Watch for vomiting, nausea, dizziness, confusion, numbness or tingling within the next 1-12 hours. If you have any of that call your country's poison control and tell them how many nuts you ate, the color, and your age and health. I'm probably just being paranoid but still.
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>>33759799
How?
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>bf liked romantic meme on social media
>didn't send it to me
>multiple offenses like this
Is he sending them to someone else? How can I find out? A couple of times I went through every person who liked them and didn't find anyone connected to him.
I confronted him last time and he insisted he just liked it because he thought about me. Is this normal behavior for men?
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>>33759444
i am very tech challenged
>>33759445
nobody can be sad with a purring cat nearby
>>33759459
yes I'm F, i got a Roku stick and streaming for the first time ever
feels like i've joined the modern age
>>33759658
Mapocolops
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>>33759811
I don't know I am a virgin. You should probably touch them or something
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>>33759504
F, lying in bed playing games on my phone and being glad I have multiple charging sticks fully charged
Also dying of heat
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>>33759813
Lol, cool. Roku's are pretty fun. Try the Tubi app.
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>>33759812
I do that but I am single. I don't think I would send to her if I had a gf
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>>33759631
Honestly no, I'd think it was hot.
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>>33759780
>where did u hear that
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33708255/500/2/#33709578
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>>33759812
I think it's normal. Liking romantic stuff is ok, but sharing it might be too sappy for an Alpha Male to be caught doing
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Is it bad for a man to be attracted to MILFs?
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my manager keeps mentioning her "white girl ass," it has happened twice now within the span of a week or two

the first time it happened, hey -ya by outkast was playing on our store radio and i said something along the lines of "i dont have anything to shake," to which she replied "me neither, just my flat white girl ass!"
second time it happened was pretty much the same, except i wasnt paying her much attention at all when she blurted "just shaking my flat white girl ass!" out of nowhere while doing a little dance

surely this is just playful banter, right? or does she want me to acknowledge it?? am i supposed to say her ass isnt flat??? is this white woman humor ????
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>chatting with girl online
>We hornypost for like uhm, 3 hours straight while im at work
>At home later
>My underwear covered with precum stains

I understand women wetness now
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>>33759806
Wow nice find :) I’d love to talk more about thriftin n stuff but I must go now. Have a great rest of your night if I don’t talk again tonight!
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>>33759827
No you don't
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>>33759806
those are proper nouns that people have to look up to understand, you are being a drain on my attenition and should immediately undress yourself then shove your brandy melville up your butt

>>33759812
your boyfriend should suck his own dick and then roll away from you because you are an attention whore that is draining my energy for nothing. you should be draining my balls through your pussy, and mouth.

>>33759816
you're just boring and should kys
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>>33759819
>>33759823
We do share them normally, which is what puzzles me.
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Anons how long have you been here for?
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>>33759837
You mean today or...
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>>33759838
>You mean today or...
I mean like, how long have you been on atoga for? When did you discover this place?
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>>33759837
4chan? Since 2007.
/adv/? Since 2016.
/atoga/? Since last June.
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My phone is at 9%
should I charge it?
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>>33759832
All those words just to say "women bad"
>>33759836
>he can't even pretend to be participating in the thread
which gender are you asking
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>>33759836
They're not. All the worst workers i've met have been white people, as a general rule.

Black female workers are usually very polite to me. White female workers will always give me the middle finger while they are handling my cash, unless I give them attention or energy.

I honestly never see black male workers except at fast food places, and they are very polite to me and act like men. White male workers are fucking retards and usually are annoying and gay as fuck. I am only part white. I realize this is putting myself down but its just my observation after going out and exploring most of my city.

Today I yelled at a car calling him a fucking retard cus he slowed down in front of me, and it was a big black guy.
He started following me into the parking lot and I got out of my car and flared my lats at him and he drove away. Most white people just yell and act angry and never chase me. Most white men are complete losers and pussies and I realize how cucked that statement is being one myself. Unforunately that is my genuine observation about my liberal town.
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>>33759841
yea
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>>33759845
Okey
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>>33759826
It's just self-deprecating humor, no need to respond other than "me neither lol"
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Men, why do you yell at people in cars?
Road rage is not alpha behavior.
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>>33759631
No
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>>33759840
Why did it take you so long to find /atoga/?
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>>33759844
I walk down the street and white men both young and old, will walk into my path without looking at me at all. They just sense me walking by and either make a loud senseless noise in my direction, or back their asses up in my path so I have to walk around them, or shoulder check them. Usually they just squeak out of the way. It's like death by a thousand cuts of annoying loser white peoplle. Truly a fallen empire. I have never had this happen as frequently with any other race. Its unfortunate.
I had it happen once, I thought it must be an individual thing, then I forgot about it, then I had it happen again, forgave them, blamed it on myself, etc.
then the second third fourth and hundredth time happened, and I realized they are the worst race by a million miles. It doesnt happen with any other race as often. The closest race that does this is latinos, and thats because they are half white.
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>>33759850
They should drive faster of they don't want to be yelled at
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>>33759850
I don't.
It doesn't matter what I do though, if I yelled women would say I'm being an aggressive overemotional manchild or whatever, and if I don't yell women would say I'm being a pussy beta. People judge others almost entirely off of whether or not they think they're attractive.
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Women do you ever go to the gym and do cardio with a plug in your ass or a vibe?
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>>33759858
You've interpreted "just be yourself" in the most incel way possible
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>>33759859
Fuck no. I can barely do stuff like grocery shopping or cleaning around the house with a plug in. Doing physical activity with it in is impossible.
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>>33759837
Too long. I started coming to atoga around July I think
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>>33759850
People try to control others on the road by backing up into them, slowing down so they cant get where they're going.

I've had other men swerve out into roads in a desperate haste, then slow to a crawl, in order to get me to slow down, so that they feel in control. It isnt fun and it is extremely frustrating and ruins my day. At least women I can connect with on some level when they do this, unfortunately only old women do this and its fucking annoying.
At some point after the 10th time some yuppie coward moron does this, you just cant help but punish them, because it ruins your fucking day to let them do that to you and let it slide.
eventually you see the slightest hint they are about to do it, and you just tell them to fuck off, and then people act like you're some kind of asshole for their own faulty behavior
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>>33759859
no, and if i did, guys stare at my ass so much that they'd be able to tell in no time
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>>33759868
>unfortunately only old women do this and its fucking annoying.
Good point. It seems like no matter who a guy is, there's an unspoken agreement that it's wrong to yell at little old ladies. So he just silently fumes while I appreciate him showing some restraint.
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>>33759852
For the most part, I always used /adv/ for asking or answering specific questions. I didn't even notice /atoga/. As I recall, I came to /adv/ one night when I was feeling down about my ex secretly hating a poem I had written her, and I decided to ask /atoga/ if they'd like a poem written about them.
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>>33759870
It's not worth it to get angry at little old ladies. They're going to die soon.
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Why is gay voice annoying?
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>>33759870
I have never sworn at an old lady and Ive never thought about it at all but yeah. I've only yelled at one woman who gave me the middle finger for having my "brights" on, and she was probably just mad I was playing classical music with my windows open. idk.

Sometimes I get incredibly mad at female children. I actually dont get mad at all, I just like unconsciously start swinging my limbs quickly and aggressively near them, making loud aggressive noises near them. I try to consciously stop and walk away and it doesnt actually work, and sometimes I will stumble and fall and start seizuring from the stress. I dont feel angry at them at all idk what thats about.
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Why is women skin so soft and nice?
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>>33759876
that's a little bit concerning anon
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>>33759868
>I've had other men swerve out into roads in a desperate haste, then slow to a crawl
I fucking hate that man. But I never pay attention to who the driver. Another one is when you're about to cross a green light, but the car ahead of you comes to a full stop and sits there for like 5 solid seconds before making their turn. Then by the time you can move the light is red.
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>>33759876
This actually started a while ago, I wanted to make a female toddler feel comfortable and I started acting really aggressively towards her, and I couldnt stop. I walked out of the store and kept stomping my feet like weirdly angry I didnt know what was going on.
Then I started passing out and had to seizure in a bathroom for about an hour. Every woman I saw kind of triggered a weird response where I couldnt move my upper body and started tripping.

If anyone could provide feedback on this it would be appreciated.
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>>33759877
we're just built different
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>>33759882
I honestly didn't know that. So you guys are kinda like... bubble wrap?
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>>33759882
Well then why do I have cellulite on my ass?
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>>33759877
For the same reason women usually get more cellulite... their skin is less tough, but more smooth on a cellular level
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>>33759850
Some namefag iirc idr mentioned this before, that why do women think they can handle men's real problems and complaints when they can't even handle simple driving complaints? The latter is trivial and means little in the long run, but if women can't handle minor issues like this, they shouldn't be asking or wondering why men don't open up about real problems to them.
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>>33759888
Road rage is indicative of larger problems like poor anger management and impulse control
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>>33759884
lol yes kind of... it's one of my favorite factoids, and the reason why both genders love the feeling of the other's skin - it's subtly different on a measurable, observable level

>>33759885
not sure, more research needed
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>>33759888
>The latter is trivial and means little in the long run
Tell that to the angry driver that wants to blow your head off with a shotgun.
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>>33759888
So in your mind, screaming at strangers is a "simple complaint"? And when we ask you to calm the fuck down, that's supposed to show women "can't handle it"?
This is a very strange question, anon. There are more ways to approach problems than throwing a tantrum. If you react this way to simple complaints, I think "real problems" might make you burst a blood vessel.
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Tbh I went in the bathroom and couldnt move and started drooling crying as quietly as I could and the female owner banged on the walls, I asked if everything was alright and there was no response. After I barely recovered, I left the store and then the cops came and said I was banned with no explanation.
I think deep down inside I am so sad and feel so betrayed by women, that I dont really know how to handle it, so I use logic and reasoning or tell myself its fine when they act certain ways to me, because if I open up emotionally to one I just get shut down instantly, betrayed, insulted, or provoked then arrested.
I have no choice but to hold in all my anger and sadness, so my body seizures and passes out because im stopped up in some deep part of my body that I dont know exists.
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>>33759450
Spontaneous combustion.
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It's so dead tonight
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>>33759587
Ok, men, what are your sexual fantasies?
[Protip: there's only one response I want to read]
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>>33759901
busy menstruating, sorry
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>>33759901
It's Saturday night. All the women are on dates.
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>>33759904
Sorry. Eat some chocolate
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>>33759882
No wonder women are so soft
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>>33759906
Moids night in the chat?
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Gender
What is your standard McDonald’s order?
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>>33759903
I dont really have sexual fantasies, I just want to have real life encounters.
I really want to dom an asian or blond teen and have them suck on my toes but idk real life is probably not the same as imagination.
being at a sleepover would be cool with a red head and some mean blond girls.
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>>33759912
F I haven't been to McDonalds in like a decade. I used to get a McMuffin with my dad. He's dead now. Oh fuck..
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>>33759912
sausage and egg mcmuffin
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Its Sunday, where do I meet clingy gf?
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>>33759912
M
Steak Egg and Cheese bagel, with 2 or 3 hashbrowns and a medium hot coffee. No, I am not fat.
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>>33759912
A McDouble and a McChicken with a water.

>>33759924
I believe you. When I worked there as my second job, I lost weight.
Good order btw
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blond girls used to be the hottest to me, and my first was a blond girl. She threw me out after I said I liked the way teens looked, and then I texted her every day for 2 weeks. I came to her apt. for some reason genuinely believing she would let me in. She keeps threatening to call the cops on me I dont get it.

my first crush was blond and extremely cruel. She humiliated me every time I talked to her. I have an extreme love/hate relationship with them and the adult ones are extremely picky and selfish, as well as socially exclusionary. I hate them so much and will give them death stares sometimes. It is pretty obvious to both them and me that it stems from an extreme desire for their attention.

I actually had a good relationship with one at a gym and then I threw a basketball at some fucking dick head and got banned. She was interested in me but I know she would never ever date me or even talk to me outside the gym.
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>>33759912
>breakfast
Sausage Biscuit with Egg is the supreme choice because of the buttery af biscuit. However, as a kid, I fucking adored the Egg and Cheese McGriddle (pancakes soaked in syrup).

>normal
Big Mac. I tried the McCrispy and that wasn't bad at all, but still my heart belongs to the Big Mac, mostly cause of the sauce.

>dessert
Old Oreo McFlurry was such a treat, but the last time I had it they made the spoon small and cheap and the icecream was just trash.

Fuck em for getting cheap with higher prices, and for selling out St. Luigi
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Now I'd say that asian girls are by far the top tier choice for relationships, at least for me.

I will stop and protect and comfort asian women if I can, they have always been good to me, even though I've never dated one.

Latina women are ok I dont really care about them

pale black haired women are god tier usually, especially the weirder more neurodivergent ones. They are my favorite but they're so closed off to me and responsible usually.

women with brown hair and mousy long, pretty faces with long noses are also extremely beautiful. I have tried to get photographs of them but I'm too socially retarded to pull it off.

Black women are usually ugly ngl, just not for me.
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>>33759945
>Egg and Cheese McGriddle (pancakes soaked in syrup).
Not American... what the fuck?
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Men don't like women.
They think they do, but they don't.
At most, they like their bodies, but only if they are fuckable and accessible to them.
Even if they say that they like her personality without knowing what she looks like, it's because they imagine that she had a body they can stick their dick in.

The way males interact with females here fills me with disgust.
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Complimenting women, approaching women, validating women, etc all result in aura loss. It doesn't even matter if you're successful, it's submissive behavior. You will never see some dark triad low inhib womanizer ever compliment or chase a woman.
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what the fuck is yappening
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I think I've fully fallen for an 18 year old friend. Someone 5 years my junior. What do?
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>>33759953
Ask her out
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>>33759947
>I have tried to get photographs of them but I'm too socially retarded to pull it off.
Lmao
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>>33759948
There's also a sausage in between the egg and cheese, but it's not in the name for some reason. A griddle is the name of the flat pan, which you can make pancakes on. McGriddle is just a dumb name. As a kid, me and my sisters loved it.

Really is an example of american indulgence though. Not a healthy breakfast at all
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Women, has anyone ever wanted to photograph you?
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>>33759967
I'm a bad explainer. There's two mini pancakes soaked in cheap/fake maple syrup the size of a biscuit or english muffin, and in between is the sausage, and that's the sandwich. The egg and cheese are in there too.
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>>33759960
Bit worried because she shares a friend group with my room mates. A misstep gets me labelled as a creep by people who live with me for a year, minimum.
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>>33759950
i have never seen a womanizer ever in public. I dont know what that means.
dark triad men have an aura that instantly is broken as soon as you ask them about anything or joke with them, as they have no idea what to say and just get defensive and angry. being dark and mysterious might work until someone actually talks to you or you have to go on a date.
women do not want to just have sex with random scary men.

also good luck pretending a woman isnt beautiful or attractive or you dont like her, while having a conversation and interacting with people. it breaks down very quickly, most people are not retarded
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>>33759949
I got f friends, and I like em without wanting to fuck them or think they're attractive.
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>>33759965
have you ever interacted with a woman at all outside of watching other men fuck them online, or sucking up to them online?
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>>33759974
You're right, bad idea.
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>>33759978
Yeah, I just don't don't take pictures of them unless they ask. Lol.
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Women what Yu-Gi-Oh monster is the most handsome?
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>>33759949
HEY!
I have girl friends and while I think they're attractive, that doesn't mean I want to fuck them. You're doing something wrong if every guy you meet wants to do that with you.
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>>33759979
But I DO really like her. Really annoying situation, I suppose I need a way to ask her out that leaves me with plausible deniability if it goes wrong.
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>>33759974
Nah, it's not creepy to ask out a friend.
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>>33759949
Some of my best friends have been women wtf
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alpha males are emotionally open, they are the source of energy for the room, they do not sit in the corner, looking down and get all the girls cus they look good and have "aura". they arent pushovers, but they are not stingy and they do not lie about what they feel. they just communicate it in a relaxed state, because they dont feel threatened. that is the essence of what women want. I'm not saying I am that guy, but that is what they seem to be attracted to.

someone who never says anything nice to a woman, and is never positive, will never have a relationship, and is very obviously desperate.
If you are rich you dont care if you have to pay extra for a meal. if you are poor you will argue over every mistake on your mcdouble. do you get what im saying?

women dont know how this works, but they are innately attracted to how people and men act, just like you might be instinctively hungry looking at a fresh banana, and then instinctively disgusted when you see it moldy and squishy, even if its the same banana.
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Women, do you like cupcakes or muffins more?

Men, you can answer too
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>>33759923
This, but artho/hobby gf. Clingy also nice but optional.
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>>33759990
m
muffins
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>>33759990
Muffins. Cupcakes are too... cakey. I mean, just have cake.
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>>33759882
I didn't know this. I knew from massage work that men and women felt very different but I just chalked it up to men having thicker skin
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>>33759912
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Im not american, we have McDonald's, Carl's Jr and Burger King here but I might eat there like a 3-5 times a year and I dont even remember which of the three I went too. They all mesh together in the background.
I usually get whatever looks bigger.
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Men do you feel effeminate when an other man pee louder than you at the urinals?
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>>33759990
Cupcakes. Even though I tend to get sick from them.
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>>33760002
women dont know about this
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>>33760002
I've practiced my technique so I'm always the loudest when I pee
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>>33759986
It can be
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>>33759912
M
sausage mcgriddle and a hashbrown
i dont eat mcdonalds unless they're serving breakfast
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>>33759903
A wife thats into free use lets say once a week for a limited time frame in our bedroom she is my personal porn star with no nos, with several GoPros around the room getting every angle. No scat, no cuts, no punches, no chocking though.
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>>33760007
You just drink more water?
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>>33759792
I don't believe you.
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other men seem so robotic and moronic imo. you guys are sheep and dont think. i would rather be alone, weird, eccentric, then be you. you give up your judgement in order to brag and be attractive to women.

I am an immortal mind, because I will forever be a child. We are the future of humanity, and the only hope for saving this god cursed land before the machines take over. Unfortunately I have already failed.
I have powers that you can only dream of but I failed a long time ago and I will never go back to my true path.
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>>33760002
Has never happened, I always pee louder in public bathrooms.
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When your aim is bad at a sport, do you just start aiming the spot that’s further?
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>>33760002
No, but funny enough, if I don't pee long enough, I get irrationally awkward, as if like "oh, so you barely peed, then why tf did you go to the bathroom cause I can hear when you started and stopped"
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>>33759912
Male
Bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle combo with an iced caramel macchiato
I only go there for breakfast, and only once in a while
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>>33759990
M, cupcakes. I like how soft they are, and fillings are great.
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>>33760019
Male pickme.
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>>33760016
More volume does help, yes. I have also trained my muscles to "push" harder, and I know which parts of the urinal to aim for to produce the greatest volume.
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Should paparazzi be a crime?
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Should I have my canned stew, or instant ramen?
Women only, please.
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>>33760026
Dont respond to him man
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>>33760027
But dosen’t make you finish faster and therefore makes you a submissive man?
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>>33760028
No. I wouldn't want journalism of any politician in power to be a crime either.
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>>33760026
you should be cleaning up my scraps and I suppose thats what you're doing. every post I make in this thread is a blessing, a wake up call for your mind.
heres the real wake up call:

and third was the number of the third which was true to me... it was blue which was a bird. that doesn't make sense right now.

and the three was a bird. it was blue and it was something i never saw and im unravelling now... im unravelling maybe i can granish i can save this with something in my own head lets start that shall we jon i mean shall we reader?
ok

and the bird was a three, it was two wings, and one head, and of course the tail which makes it four, is that blue? it was red. that makes 3 blue, and 1 red. the tail.
the tail wags back and forth and flutters in the wind, it wags back and forth. is it red? its not blue thats for sure. its red. its a bright dark red just like the portal to hell I saw, right reader? yes. thats what it is. right reader? ok
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I scored an 18% on an exam worth 15% of my total grade
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>>33760035
Shoulda studied.
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>>33760031
say anything original or insightful in the next 1 minute or im going to fuck your mother.
dont do that if you want and would love me to fuck your mother and cum inside her while she moans in intense fear and pleasure.
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>>33760032
No? It's who pees the loudest, not the longest. Nobody is competing with unc over in the stalls.
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>>33760035
you still have time to seduce your professor, anon
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>>33760037
I did study, and between all the other classes demanding my time it's not like I have a bunch to devote towards it anyways.
I'm not partying or doing anything fun with my free time I am either at uni doing schoolwork, at home doing schoolwork, or sleeping.
It's the only class I am doing bad in as well.
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>>33760028
No, but there should be an immeasurably large social cost to being one.
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GIRLS
THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SONG https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvGWUm1BPVA&list=RDpvGWUm1BPVA
WOULD YOU LOVE A MAN IF HE SANG
THIS TO YOU
>>
that applies to everyone in this thread. say absolutely anything original or insightful in the next 10 minutes, or im going to fuck your mother.

dont do that if you absolutely love and want me to do that to your mother. also dont do that if the next time you fap, you will think of me fucking your mother missionary and doggy style while you pretend to not care in the corner with your "crew" of other atoga males
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>tfw no gf
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being a male pickme is easy according to him right? prove me wrong and be a male pickme
say something original
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GIRLS
THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc
WOULD YOU LOVE A MAN IF HE SANG THIS TO YOU
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>>33760047
Each day I thank God for another day that has the chance to improve but each day my patience erodes slowly as it all is a blend of negative experiences.
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Just to note: i am not a male pick me

I can see the panic is setting in. It will go through your frontal lobe, down your spine, and sit in your balls, as you have already accepted that I am superior to you. Next time you see your mother, you will think of me, and your dick will pulsate when any fat tall white man looks at her. You will think of me dominating you, and your inability to stop me from fucking your mother, and how much she would like it.
Have a nice night.
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>>33760054
Lowtieratoga
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>>33760053
you are spared.

>>33760055
stfu and watch your mother get cummed in bitch boy
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>>33760017
Too bad then. I'm not going to post my tits for you.
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>>33760043
Shoulda been more smarter.
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>>33760057
Please?
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>>33760045
M
I want to duet this will femanon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98
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>>33760059
No.
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>>33760012
>thats into free use
Hard bargain. But could work with a timeframe and not being an immediate thing but built on trust after say 2 years?
Is there pause/leniency for pregnancy?
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>>33760061
Can you tell us your cup size at least?
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>>33760058
It's not even that, I do well in academics and math has even always been a naturally proficient class of mine, I've never scored this low on a test in my life.
BUT scoring well enough on assessments has placed me a year ahead of where I should be and it turns out everything in math builds on previous material so I am stuck trying to understand this years content and catch on the previous classes content.
Why my Academic Advisor led me gleefully to the slaughter? I don't know.
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>>33760063
No.
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I should call her
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What was your MW2 loadout?
(Not the remake)
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>>33759990
Cupcakes. Muffins tend to get that mealy texture occasionally that leads to crumbs everywhere. But I will still like muffins.
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>>33760066
:(
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>>33760029
Stew
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>>33760069
Do it. You won't.
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>>33760070
Scar H, Marathon Stopping Power and Scrambler
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>>33760070
the objective best build: famas silenced with cold blooded, scavenger and sitrep pro
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>>33760062
>after say 2 years?
Fair
>Is there pause/leniency for pregnancy?
Of course
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>>33760045
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>>33760070
Scar H
Deagle
Tac or Claymore
(Care Package, Sentry, Gunship)
Sleight of Hand
Cold Blooded
Last Stand
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>>33760057
I didn't ask you to, and I don't even believe you have tits.
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>>33760051
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>>33760065
They do this routinely just to milk money. The math prof are useless retards that don't care and the admin just want the class recycle out of guys like you. This is especially true at all the average and low end colleges. You're supposed to spend a summer learning the math correctly from somewhere else then ace the semester because at that point it's all just repeat practice work instead of trying to decipher whatever autistic arrow drawing heiroglyphs that are being vomited at you in the guise of a lesson.

If somebody were teaching you math so you can run radar or operate done and artillery i assure you they wouldn't be wasting your time. Your time is just a game to them, your money is what they want.
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>>33760070
>What was your MW2 loadout?
>(Not the remake)

AK with tube
Claymore

One man army
Danger close
Cammando
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>>33760078
Trying to think of a way that isn't harassing...
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>>33760103
>Hey. How are you?
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>>33760098
Do colleges actually operate this way?
t.educationlet
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Where can I watch southpark for free?
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>>33760098
>instead of trying to decipher whatever autistic arrow drawing heiroglyphs that are being vomited at you in the guise of a lesson.
You perfectly described what it feels like to be in this class, it's a bunch of inscriptions for ancient spells and then the professor asks
>Does everyone understand?
Only for NO ONE to say a damn word, only I am active in asking questions and I don't want to grind the class to a halt because it gets to a point where I don't even know what to ask because I have 0 understanding of any of it.
It just sucks, if I fail I might just not take a math class next semester and use it to catch up on the year I missed out on and then do the class over the summer or something.
I'm only in person for the social and networking stuff anyways. People tell me to do tutoring or whatever but it isn't an issue of inability to learn it's an issue of a massive debt of information to learn in a limited amount of time while also maintaining my standing in all of my other classes. I have always learned best on my own and have self taught myself enough to score well on the assessments in the first place since I am a dropout so I never had someone teaching me math in the first place.
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>>33760119
Online
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>>33760094
Cute.

>>33760077
Thanks. Also me.
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Shlickin' to him tonight
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>>33760128
who?
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>>33760132
Jesus Christ.
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>>33760132
The hot one
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How do you know that none of us is actually a cat pretending to be human?
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>>33760110
I think it could be a little more complicated than that.
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>>33760136
An anon?
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>>33760144
It could be if you make it more complicated
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>>33760094
A girl like that would go for chad
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>>33760142
I don't...
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>>33760146
Are you hoping it's you?
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>>33760128
Good girl.
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You guys believe in the ayyys? Do you have any super natural experiences?
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I'm the anon from a few threads ago that asked about talking to retail workers. Thankfully I listened to none of you and I got her phone number today. We talked for a little under an hour afterwards and ended on a good note. She might not text me, but I'm glad I did it.

That's one less regret.
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>>33760159
>ayyys
I'm not really sure whether I believe we've been visited.
>any super natural experiences
Only one thing comes to mind. Once when I was staying at my grandpa's, I went to take the trash out to the curb for him, because his driveway was very, very long and it was already twilight. Nature was loud as fuck, with dogs barking, crickets and cicadas being noisy, birds tweeting. When I approached the curb, all of that sound immediately stopped. I looked around, looked at the woods across the street, saw nothing. My skin crawled hard and I sprinted back to the house as fast as I could and deadbolted the door.
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Why dead
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>>33760159
>You guys believe in the ayyys?
We have no reason to believe they exist, if they existed then why have we not interacted with them?
I'm willing to believe in countless alien existences if we meet even one other species, but the leap from 1 to 2 is a lot steeper to me than the leap from 2 to ten thousand.
With that said, I do think humans are intelligently designed be it by God (I believe this one) or aliens, we just have a lot unique to us as a species that I don't think evolution accurately explains. We also have 0 evidence of life originating from nothing so we have no reason to believe it is something that can happen.
I do think some events are intriguing though such as certain crop circles that are not explainable by pranksters or hoaxes.
>Do you have any super natural experiences?
Unfortunately not, I'd love to go stay in a "haunted" hotel or boat or something though.
>>
hows life anons? what are you dreaming of today?
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>>33760183
>hows life anons?
Awful
>what are you dreaming of today?
Having a loving girlfriend to enjoy life with
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>>33760183
I'm dreaming of
>her
and how it'll never happen.
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What is your favorite simpson episode?
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>>33760184
why is it awful?
>Having a loving girlfriend to enjoy life with
what’s holding you back?
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>>33760185
Best move on lad
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>>33760185
who is her?
>and how it'll never happen.
and why won’t it ever happen?
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>>33760188
>why is it awful?
>what’s holding you back?
Zero time to socialize as I spend time studying stuff I am failing anyways. Meanwhile other people seem to get through college fine doing fuck all and just partying an fucking but here I am stuck alone with school work.
Overbearing schedule that I can't maintain, it sucks.
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>>33760191
Move on to what? There's nothing else.

>>33760192
Nothing will ever happen. Nobody will ever like me as much as I like them. Story of my life.

I wish I could wallow in bitterness and hate them for it, but I can't even do that. I can't stop liking them. I can't stop liking all of them. I can't stop liking people. I can't stop liking everyone, and I can't stop liking them more than they like me.
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>>33760193
what are you studying that’s preventing you of work life balance?
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>>33760196
see >>33760065 , Math is kicking my ass
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>>33760195
>people
is it multiple women? anon would buy you a beer rn if could in a friendly non homosexual manner
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>>33760199
I also like my platonic male friends (all 2 of them) more than they like me.
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>>33760183
idk i'm kinda laying around feeling bad and tearing for a relationship that ended over a year ago
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>>33760151
Would you blame me?
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>>33760187
M
Itchy and Scratchy theme park EP.
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>>33760066
B cups are perfectly fine.
Don’t be ashamed.
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>>33760183
Life is really good. Dreaming of one day having a bf to chill out together
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>>33760230
I don’t get it, sorry
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>>33759526
You should do it in daylight. Or you need lots of candles.
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>>33759582
M
No, I worry about dying slowly in a painful way.
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>>33760187
Beagle has landed
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>>33760187
Looked up the episode list and just scrolled through it. Just rando thoughts

I really like the sideshow bob + homer episode, they're such a good pairing
Bart and grandpa in flying hellfish is a good pairing too
The garbage man episode is wonderful, as was the carny one
Lisa's school dance and the grease, and beer baron was just fun
Homer inventing has like the best first 1 or 2 acts.
Best guest star was with alec baldwin and the 2 people
Fav christmas was when they lost all the towns money; bart stealing is second best; funzo was solid af; homer loses memory a perfect story

Best single joke was homer building a grill

Gen z btw, not millenial
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>>33759343
Autism is a spectrum, the severity of the symptoms varies among individuals.
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>>33760197
What sort of math?
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>>33760246
Right now it is PreCalc.
Certainly harder mathematics out there, but this is also my first exposure in my life to Trigonometry. Trying to learn both at the same time and manage all my other classes is difficult.
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>>33760244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwvPHKpSUo
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>>33760247
Oof, first time, yeah that must suck, sorry man. Just gotta get the ratio's down, which is like 60% of it's importance to you.

>>33760248
Fuck, clown college was good too. Lots of homer jobs were great A or B plots. The poochie one too
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>>33759582
F
All the time. I have an irrational fear of dying while doing something sexual. Like I wish I masturbation partner, just in case!
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>>33760255
Awkward…
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>>33760251
I'm a high school dropout so yeah, genuine first time ever interacting with Trig other than wondering why my calculator says sin on it.
I can teach myself well as I did to score high enough on assessments to place in this class but all of these classes plus that? Has not been made feasible so far. It doesn't help that it feels like this class moves at a lightning pace, it's a new topic each time I enter the classroom.
It's also hard to stay motivated when my only consolation is that I may be hirable in 4-5 years, which doesn't do much for my awful experience right now.
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>what’s the jamaican agua fresca like
>uhhh senor idkkkkkk
>static
>you wan medium or large
>but what’s it like
>it’s like mexicannn
>ya ill just get that then
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>>33760259
Just try it all, Anon.
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>>33760259
Its kinda acidic but its has sugar so it doesn't feel acidic at all. I don't know how to describe it.
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>>33760259
imagine being this autistic instead of just trying for yourself
>>
state gender
what attitude if yours has gone too far lately, to the point of having detrimental consequences for yourself?
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>>33760257
AI is pretty good at explaining HS and lower tier math. Use it if you can, gl.
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>>33760264
M
Attitude
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>>33759903
Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to.
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>>33759582
M
I'd say I am more afraid of a sudden random death, like I went for a walk, slipped and got run over by a truck. Used to be one of my biggest fears but now I am more chill
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>>33760266
I have been guided learning AI but I need more reptation for it to stick, I can do it fine for the homework but on the exam itself or in class things just aren't sticking.
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>>33760261
>>33760262
>>33760263
The Jamaican agua fresca is delicious holy shit
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>>33760259
Drink up, Judah Ben Hur.
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>>33760255
>I have an irrational fear of dying while doing something sexual.

I can somewhat relate. I have a fear of accidentally killing my partner during sexual act
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>>33760264
Male
Self pity maybe. Tons of things keep going wrong for me and I've basically just let myself be beaten down by it, in no hurry to get back up
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>>33759903
Too many to list but in short, femdom with a strong focus on her pleasure and my torment
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>>33760142
No cat would ever do that.
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Pretty sure she loves me since she’s acting like she has to vie for my attention even though she has no competition
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How are we doing tonight atoga
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>>33760288
>tonight
It's 5pm
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>>33760288
Twilight Zone (hours)
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>>33760290
Australians aren’t human
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Gender
What do you think is what gets you closest to the feeling of touching or melting souls with another person?
Is this even possible and is it something you want?
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>>33760288
I was worried my Sega Saturn was fucked up, but the AV cable just needed adjusted. I’m in bed trying to decide what to play before sleep.

>>33760293
That’s one of his best episodes ever, I swear. And it gave us this.
https://youtu.be/Hi7aio3hJ2c

>>33760305
M, sleeping together, all intertwined, murmuring “I love you”s until we doze off.
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>>33760305
Uh… what?
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>>33760283
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>>33760305
Shared positive experiences
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>>33759903
She cheats on me with a woman, I cheat on her with the same woman
We both suspect each other of cheating but don’t pry to avoid any suspicion of our own
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Need a sweet asian woman to cuddle with
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Stfu, spammer.
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>>33760312
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>>33760315
eat shit nerd
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>>33760323
Take your own advice, cumbrain goontard.
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>>33760319
nice image
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>>33760319
Weird harmonica
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I’m denying her the pleasures of having my cock inside her. I’m sick in the head
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Some days are like this…
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>>33760325
It wasn’t advice, it was a threat
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>>33760331
remember what? survive what?
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>>33759504
Sleep, read books, play on my switch.
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>>33760330
you SICK FUCK, heavens shall smite you down
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>>33759556
>tfw I'm my his best friend

>>33759587
F. I did at the beginning, yeah.
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>>33759504
f, fold laundry, be on my phone, take a nap, eat mandarins and hazelnuts, start sorting through some boxes if I get really bored
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>>33760338
Play what
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>>33760336
Show up at Central Park tomorrow at 1:00PM, bitch-ass.
Say goodbye to your worthless family.
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>>33759556
when he told me
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>>33760343
>>33760342
Moid hands.
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>>33760345
I have mostly farming games.

>>33760352
No?
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>>33760353
Pretty typical…
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>>33760354
Yeah. I like farming, both IRL and in Stardew Valley.
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>>33760353
Which Switch farming game is the best one, do you think? I’ve been in the mood for something like the old Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons.
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>>33760352
which part of my dastardly doings reads masculine to you? the eating of hazelnuts?
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>>33760364
I love Stardew Valley the most. Best value for your buck. It's cute, it has tons to do, the developer is a cutie pie. I have hundreds of hours in it, played it to perfection several times and genuinely never love it any less.
If I need something I can do with little brain power, I like Farm Together. It has no plot, it's basically farmville without microtransactions. I usually will play it for like 45 minutes at night after work, as a way to force myself to calm down and stop thinking about work.
If I have more brain power, then Story of Seasons. Grand Bazar just came out and it is really cute.

>>33760365
I fear the mandarins gave you away. Mandarins are peak alpha male fruits.
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>>33760374
I'll be an alpha male female then, alright.
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>>33760374
Well shit. I just realized I own SV but never sat down to play it. I suppose it’s the middle ground in terms of complexity.
Didn’t they come out with a new Rune Factory too?
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I wish I had a femanon gf
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>>33760395
oh boy
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>>33760395
Overrated desu
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>>33760388
SV is fantastic. I prefer playing it on my computer tho, but it might be because I'm not really used to the controls on the switch and suck at fighting.

>Didn’t they come out with a new Rune Factory too?
Yeah! Guardians of Azuma came out in June. I never played it tho, so can't recommend.

>>33760385
I can't wait to hear your podcast <3
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>>33760395
>>33760398
>>33760399
With big tits*
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>>33760264
F
Is working an attitude?
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I wish I hated femanons more
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>>33760281
Okay that’s now my second sexual fear. I’m small maybe I’ll die
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>>33760402
even worse
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>>33760374
You sound cute
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>>33760288
Really good, eating beef ramen and playing vidya
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>>33760408
your work ethics are, yeah
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>>33760400
Oh right, forgot to attach the image. It turns out I own it on Steam and totally forgot.
I didn’t know there was fighting in it.

>>33760416
Still playing Elden Ring or did you end up deciding to play something else?
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>>33760414
Why?
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>>33760411
just get to know them better and you will
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>>33760417
Okay, I work a lot, might be a problem in the future.
>>33760418
Yeah! I played Satisfactory, but I went back to Elden Ring hehe~
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>>33760415
Really doesn’t take much to win a moid over huh
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>>33760419
because those are even worse
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>>33760418
>I didn’t know there was fighting in it.
It's nothing crazy, but yeah! The central mechanic is farming, but there is also fishing, combat, mining and foraging. Plus all the social aspects, and exploring the world.

It's a pretty rich game.
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>>33760429
I still want one.
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>>33760424
Hey, you know what you like. Respectable. I’ve been playing retro games again, that’s why I’m still up at 4 am.

>>33760431
How intricate does the farming get? I remember Story of Seasons Trio of Towns letting you plant paddies to grow rice.
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>>33760433
oh boy
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>It is all a dream—a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought—a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!
relatable, thanks No. 44
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>>33760440
>wallowing with selfpityGPT intensifies
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>>33760438
STOP HOGGING THE FEMANONS
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S(HE) BE(LIE)VE(D)
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>>33760439
I really want one.
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>>33760445
SBEVE?
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>>33760395
Why should we date you?
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>>33760445
grotesque
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>>33760452
Because you want to
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>>33760444
yuck
>>33760446
yuck
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>>33760443
>can't recognize mark twain's writing
pathetic.
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>>33760456
Ew
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>>33760454
Why do I want to date you?
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>>33760460
Idk. But date me if you want to.
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>>33760458
>thinks someone writing pages and pages of feeling sorry for themselves is deep
hilarious
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>>33760456
How is it fair that he gets all the femanon attention
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How does a normie Asian American guy get a millionaire heiress white wife?
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>>33760465
how is it not yuck that you want femanon attention and even worse, that instead of being engaging and entertaining yourself you bitch and moan at a namefag talking to a femanon
it's all so tiresome
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>>33760462
You're not giving us much to work with. What are your best qualities?
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>>33760468
Idk. That's part of the surprise, the mystery.
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>>33760466
make her think that he's exactly what she needs in her life to shake up the stagnation and unbearable boredom of it all
promise a sense of adventure and a taste of the unreachable fruits of scarcity and struggle
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>>33760464
sorry, you are already disgraced. you can keep replying if you want, but you're wasting your own time if you do
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>>33760458
Who??
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>>33760474
Asked???
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>>33760473
>assuming I care about the opinion of a twa(in)t
adorable
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Wild dreams tonight.
First one was about a witch pretending to be nice, but secretely enchanting and slaughtering the whole village (it turned very gory).
In the second one I met a woman and we flirted in such a great way that we ended up kissing. Unfortunately one of my IRL neighbors smashed their door so I woke up from it. The woman in my dreams even commented on it, not to care about it and to keep kissing her.
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>>33760474
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
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>>33760471
I don't like surprises
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>>33760476
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>>33760476
GIVES A FUCK
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>>33760480
But do you like me?
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>>33760478
nobody cares about your basic ass coomer dreams
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>>33760485
I do. :)
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>>33760478
Pretty crazy dreams indeed. The worst I’ve had lately was one where I forgot long division so I had to go back and repeat 6th grade, and I felt very out of place.
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>>33760488
what a good boy you are
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I am very tired. I hope that one day I find my femanon gf with big tits.
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>>33760412
Dont let me influence you. I am a pretty anxious person with paranoid tendencies
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>>33760474
>>33760476
>>33760477
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>>33760484
I don't know anything about you.
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Why do all the damn creeps come out at this hour
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I need a gf
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>>33760499
Insulting Europeans like that is not very nice.
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>>33760499
its just how smelly euros are, don't bully them over it, they're sensitive
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>>33760496
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>>33760472
Honestly good advice. Fit in just enough but offer something different.
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>>33760499
define creep
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>>33760505
good luck
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In retrospect, I think she had BPD.
Sex would have probably been insane.
Why is there no porn specifically with BPD women and named as such? It'd be a popular niche to fill.
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>>33760504
do you think i am being violent and quirky?
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>>33760506
>noooo don’t talk to femanon, that’s what I wanna do
>hey femanon, agree to date me while you know nothing about me come on, do it
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>>33760508
>she had BPD
what makes you think that?
>Why is there no porn specifically with BPD women
women in porn are BPDemons by default
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>>33760509
no, but you wish you were
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>>33760507
Danke
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>>33760511
>what makes you think that?
Eager to make out right away, didn't mind the age difference.
>women in porn are BPDemons by default
I said "named as such" for a reason.
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>>33760510
ah, that guy
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>>33760513
well clearly not because then i would have, but you said i didn't. can you make a little more sense please? just try
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>>33760515
the "named as such" is "porn"
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>>33760519
the fun part is that you wish you could act violent and quirky but you are just a bottom, even if you try not to be
there is no escaping yourself
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>>33760521
No, I want it to played up, named and used as a concept in the video.
What you are thinking of is too basic for my taste.
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>>33760514
HH
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>>33760522
i don't have a desire for any of these things, what does being a bottom matter anyway -_-;
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>>33760522
Do you fantasize about being the bottom?
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>>33760523
just search for "suicide girls" or porn specifically about girls with cutting scars or a million of tattoos and piercings you unimaginative man
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>>33760529
You are too boring and stupid to understand it.
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>>33760528
sometimes
>>33760527
what do you have a desire for then?
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>>33760532
ugh, look for girls kicking some guys balls until they pop and bleed out then
in fact, just look up "czech orgy house porn" and be done with it
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>>33760533
yeah okay you got me. good job, i'm really happy for you.
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>>33760537
Stop talking to me.
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>>33760538
predictable non-answer
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>>33760540
progeny with nobody
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>>33760114
Yeah.
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>>33760539
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>>33760545
projection is a sin
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>>33760438
Which Sonic game is that?
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>>33760552
no, i'm saying that is what i want. liberi ex nihilo.
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>>33760556
how life denying of you
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>>33760560
i guess, depending on how you define life
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I
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After all, why shouldn't I see her again?
Why shouldn't I meet up with her and be be like best friends?
Sure she's bpd, and she's brutalizing her body, and she smells, and she screams, but so what?
I'm not looking for sex
I don't need romance or drama or appreciation.
I'm meant to go where no sane man can go and be what no sane man could be.
Why shouldn't I keep it?
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>>33760560
you know what anon, i want to turn it around on you. what do YOU desire?
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Her knees are so ugly and weird. How is she not embarrassed to walk around like that?
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>>33760564
Moron
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>>33760569
>Hasan Piker
Every femanon would slurp on his enormous cock.
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femanons, especially femcels. there is a girl in my gym who give some femcel vibes and i want to approach her. would you feel uncomfortable if you were approached in the gym?
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>>33760569
Her? I can’t get my eyes off the hideously ugly guy
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>>33760415
Thanks! I'm sure you're lovely too.

>>33760438
Not particularly. You till the soil, buy seeds, plant seeds, water, wait for the growth time. As you gain experience you get to increase the quality of your tools to be quicker and get new objects to automate things. Plus new seeds, fertilizer, you can process the things you harvest, etc.
There is a good variety of crops with different yields and different mechanics. It's interesting more than difficult.
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>>33760570
What would you rather I do
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>>33760573
The only reason I want him to take his clothes off is his offensive lack of fashion sense
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Is she ovulating or just having an especially bad day?
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>>33760575
Yes. I go to the gym to get guys to stare at me, but that's it. I don't want them bothering me.
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An ode to femanon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUlXDRayvQ
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>>33760581
Are you referring to a femanon or what?
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>>33760588
Only women ovulate, so yes.
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>>33760581
>>33760589
You better not mean me specifically.
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>>33760581
Guys, can you also smell when a woman is on her period? Or do I just have an extremely heightened sense of smell.
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>>33760585
what is this chaotic zoomer vibe
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>>33760567
everything, as my insatiability dictates
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>>33760594
Depends on how often you change your posting style.

>>33760600
No, you are just smelling your poop stains.
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>>33760581
if she was ovulating she would be in a good mood you moron
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>>33760187
f
the one with the onion wedding ring
can't say for sure if it's my absolute favorite though, i had a list at some point but my memory is hazy. the last episode i watched was the futurama crossover and some others that aired around that time, and by then i had tuned out of the show for several seasons
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>>33760607
You don't know enough women to have seen what I have.
I've seen women you people wouldn't believe. Attack pick-up women on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-sections glitter in the dark room at the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ovulations will be lost in time, like eggs on birth control.
Time to cum.
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>>33760612
you can't fertilize what isn't in breeding distance, no matter how much you try to make the aether heavy with your seed
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>>33760620
>IMG_7960.jpg
Thanks, I hate it.
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>>33760622
your fragile sense of superiority for what device you use is tremendously off putting and a symptom of a very thin sense of self
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>>33760605
>how often
How about never?
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wishing all blonde femanons a great sunday
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There's a cat just sitting in front of the door to my office building like a patient little gentleman, right on the doormat
I think he wants me to feed him but I already gave him two cans tonight
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>>33760624
I was obviously talking about the nails, you mong.
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>>33760629
just imagine her throwing a tantrum after losing a set, smashing her racket to bits on the turf when she catches you in her field of vision, a punching bag to let her frustrations out on
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>>33760612
LOL
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>>33760578
Cut all ties with BPDemons
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>>33760569
If he knew how to dress well he would be unstoppable
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>>33760634
You're a cutie, I hope you have a wonderful day.
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>>33760569
Nothing wrong with those knees. How are not embarrassed being this petty and judgemental?
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>>33760604
gluttony is a sin
(:P)
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>>33760649
I never claimed to not be a sinner
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>>33760644
dressing well is very subjective
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>>33760650
well NORMALLY it is something i like to assume about others. i thought you were pure, wtf...
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>>33760654
>i thought you were pure
oh dear oh dear
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How do men respond to sex harassment and threats of rape from other men?
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>>33760622
Women have beautiful hands
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>>33760658
"what are you gonna do? rape me?"
>quote from man that got raped
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>>33760580
It seems like he's influenced zoomer style quite a bit
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>>33760658
I haven't experienced it since middle school.
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>>33760666
high time to change that, satan
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>>33760607
>if she was ovulating she would be in a good mood you moron
Not necessarily true. They get grumpy when they can't get filled up.
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>>33760659
Not all, unfortunately.
But all should, it's the most feminine thing.
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>>33760659
my hands have beautiful women
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>>33760670
the hell is the theme of those nails
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>>33760658
I left the party and went home.
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Is atoga glad that tiktok and X is finally taking steps to curb antisemitism?
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>>33760677
you can't contain the tides
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>>33760677
Israel can help itself, they don't need the whole world white knighting for them any longer.
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>>33760677
Tiktok and twitter are both mostly irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.
What steps are they taking?
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>>33760682
Jews exist outside israel and most have no ties to that war crime state.
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>>33760685
They're removing antisemitic content, such as claims that aipac controls Congress
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>>33760690
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>>33760687
Then again, the bulk of antisemitism is currently related to the war in Gaza.
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>>33760657
oh dear, oh dear, what have i done, i thought anon had virtue but they say they have NONE

try to assume there's good in their souls, try to have a little FUN...and they respond to you in strange tones, bristling this way and that, until they bury beneath their continent the SUN...
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>>33760687
>>33760685
>>33760682
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu3nu6ue2qU
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Anon, I'm meal prepping for the work week.

State gender. What do you usually eat at work?
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>>33760694
I didn't say there isn't also good, why must you have such a dualistic view of things, makes me nauseous
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>>33760693
Genocide*
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>>33760658
"You can't rape the willing"
As long as I come off as "unambiguous sexuality" none of the guys that would try that actually do, because despite the homoerotic intent of those things, they don't want to seem gay
I am straight btw
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>>33760699
f, apples, bananas, rice crackers, corn puffs, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, raisins, pistachios
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>>33760705
True gatherer behavior. I like it.
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>>33760703
>I am straight
never stop the cope breh
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>>33760700
>didn't have as much fun reading as i had writing, it seems
maybe next time...
>captcha: GADNAG
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>>33760690
I honestly don't know it it's a good thing or not, anymore. There is so much disinformation, bullshit, conspiracy theories and fake news that information has become meaningless. In making information so easily distributable and giving everyone a voice and a platform we are drowning in shit and have become more isolated from reality than we were before the internet.
But on the other hand in applying censoring a lot of undesirable truths are bound to be silenced along with all the shit. It's a slippery slope in every direction regardless of which way you go.
I don't know how to fix the world and I'm losing hope.
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>>33760710
Gadn ag to you too
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>>33760712
what is there to fix?
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>>33760713
no. i am not going to bed, i have some unfinished business to turn into finished business
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>>33760716
and by "business" you mean jorkin your peanits aha
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>>33760693
Probably deserved, but I know how these things go: morons just want an excuse to hate and a lot of hate will be directed toward people who have nothing to do with it, just by association.
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Do any women actually enjoy anal sex or is it just some porn brained fantasy. Moreover how do I talk my wife into it
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>>33760717
>finally admits i'm not a bottom
my beloved, you blinked.
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>>33760720
yeah, many do
>talk my wife into it
drugs
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>>33760720
I tried it once and it was terrible
>how do I talk my wife into it
I don't know, I wanted to try it because I've seen it in porn
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>>33760721
bottoms notoriously jerk they peanits, what are you talking about
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>>33760724
stop saying "they peanits", you're reading like a stroke victim and it's making it hard for me to stroke my victim
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what makes invisible girls so lewd
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>>33759389
watching Naruto, waiting for a Sunday of racism
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>>33760730
this is, and this is not light at all, genuinely the most bizarre picture i've seen in 2025
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>>33760718
The AIPAC and quite a few for-profit organisations aren't actually disconnected from the crime state of Israel.
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Convince me not to go to a brothel tomorrow. Hygiene is not a concern. I've been before. Muh religion is not a concern. Muhrality is not a concern. I'm 33 and have no other prospects with women. They're just expensive.
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>>33760728
skill issue, just develop a stroke victim fetish and all will be well in the world
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>>33760730
the fact that you can project your ideal fantasy on the prompt
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>>33760730
>invisible
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>>33760738
I felt pathetic after going to one. But that's all I've got.
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>>33760738
counter argument: you're broke
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>>33760735
here's a picture of a nudist invisible girl masturbating
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>>33760739
but anon, everything is already well in the world, at least you seem well enough
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>>33760736
That's not what I said either.
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>>33760747
yeah see, that doesn't work because the brain needs a prompt to go off from to make it easy
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Men, can you undo a bra one handed?
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>>33760712
Just censor antisemitism, and leave the rest.
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>>33760738
Isn't it better to find an escort who will come to your place?
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>>33760752
No, I have never had the opportunity to learn.
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>>33760752
Yeah, I practiced on a dummy so I didn't look pathetic when doing it for real the first time.
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>>33760752
can't see a situation where this skill would be necessary.
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>>33760752
i can barely tie my shoes
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>>33760748
that is so, yes
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>>33760759
What about using the other hand to finger me?
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>>33760752
probably
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>>33760752
pinch and slide, yep. kinda the same motion as snapping
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>>33760742
I've always felt fine to good, they're nice to me.
>>33760743
I'm just a tightass, I can afford it easily but I'm trying to save to retire as early as possible because working is daily death.
>>33760755
No way, they're like twice to three times the price. Being in a brothel is a huge advantage for their safety and facilities but it comes at an income loss.
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>>33760675
Being cute.
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>>33760761
hey "well enough", what am i looking at here?
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>>33760738
Why should I convince you? You seem pretty determined to be a piece of trash human. My only problem is that you are going to exploit someone else just to take the edge off of your miserable life
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>>33760764
the bra can stay on, I wouldn't mind.
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foids acting pure and shit ITT
meanwhile they're getting their holes resized daily
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>>33760752
RIP AND TEAR
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>>33760778
No, I've literally been with the same person for the last 8 years :)
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>>33760778
Hot.
I love professional mode vs slut mode edits
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>>33760772
NTA. Do you not believe that some people choose sex work voluntarily and gladly, as a way of supporting themselves? Do you not believe sex can be a legitimate service to offer and sex work a legitimate career path? Do you not believe such people should be supported in their chosen way of making a living?
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>>33760778
Other way around
I'm pure and shy irl and slutty on 4chan
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>>33760772
Have you ever actually talked to an escort who's doing it by choice? Because they're not being exploited at all. Maybe consider not being a naggy Karen who doesn't know anything about the world. I'm nice to them, they're nice to me, it's invariably been great. Do you really think they're all trafficked or crack ho's being whipped?
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I'm horny!
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>>33760771
I am asking that myself, it can probably be summarized as "schizophrenia".
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Women, would you use the nose of a tengu mask to stimulate a man's prostate?
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>>33760752
My wife hasn't been willing to take her top off during sex in many months.
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>>33760778
>women don't act the same at work as at a party reeee
you can't possibly be this autistic anon
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>I'm pure and shy irl and
Translation: I only have a fwb at a time.
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hey anons! it's been a while! how're you doing this morning?
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>>33760789
not quite, there's a logic to it. it's just a little non-euclidean. where are you finding these? or are you making them? is this YOUR non-euclidean schizotypy?
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femanons, if your guy says you cant do something, will you do it anyways?
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>develop interest in socialising with girls
>go on /atoga/ and see dozens of utterly delusional women posting absolute nonsense
>no longer have interest in socialising with girls
it is a cycle
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>>33760802
>go on /atoga/ and see dozens of [..] women posting
What? There are barely any women here.
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>>33760801
"You can't do that" is not language we use with one another, he's not my dad and I'm not 5.
If he tells me he is uneasy with something and gives me a reason, I won't do it.
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>>33760799
well, I didn't claim there is no logic, the logic is just a personal one, colored by schizophrenia, which is why it's fascinating to try and see the patterns
>where are you finding these?
adolf wölfi, apparently he also wrote non-euclidean coded stories, trying to find those now
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>>33760801
>you will never refuse femanon shitting on your chest...
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>>33760797
Pretty well! Went grocery shopping, right now I'm cooking some food. What are you up to?
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>>33760804
You can't do that. You love me too much. You do, don't you Claire?
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>>33760802
>utterly delusional women posting absolute nonsense
give me three examples
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>>33760804
do you offer him the same consideration? Have you ever accepted him refusing your request?
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>>33760805
hmm, i didn't mean to imply that, although i guess i assumed schizophrenia is inherently opposed to logic. i like that music is woven through it, each one feels like it's being stretched apart
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>>33760813
>do you offer him the same consideration?
Yeah, of course.

>Have you ever accepted him refusing your request?
Yeah. If he did not want to drop something, we've usually found compromises that worked for both of us.
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>>33760809
nice! what are you cooking?
I just got done watching a movie and I'll be going to bed soon, I've been up all night
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>>33760815
and how often were those compromises were effectively whatever you wanted and nothing he wanted
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Why people act like being a virgin is such a big deal? Sex is just another optional thing in life, almost no one dies because of the lack of it, and there are already 8 billion people on this planet, someone's gotta show restraint.
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>>33760818
Oh, never. We find ways to accommodate each other's needs. We're pretty easy people.
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>>33760819
people do die from complications related to sex, all the time. both from having it (STDs) and not having it (loneliness-related depression resulting in suicide or other health issues).
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>>33760805
>>33760814
i can't find stories either, making me kinda sad, i did at least find the title of his autobiography. saw a webpage claim he had over 25,000 pages of drawings, which is batshit bananas
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it's fascinating how all the femanons here claim to have boyfriends or husbands
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>>33760819
I don't care about being a virgin or about sex I DO care about being lonely, that's a completely different thing
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>>33760819
Sex is something extremely desirable, especially among young men, and not getting any can be very frustrating.
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>>33760819
Why do people act like the letter C is such a big deal? It's just another letter in the alphabet, almost no one dies from it, and there's already 25 other letters.
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>>33760817
For my parents, shepherd's pie, pumpkin soup and pea soup. Plus I am going to prepare stock because I'm running low.
For my work lunches, a salad with nuts, chickpeas, kale and sweet potatoes.

What did you watch? :)
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Moids whitewashing prostitution, how original
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>>33760825
>completely ignoring the femcels always complaining that nobody wants them
>as usual
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>>33760825
>claim to
Women go from relationship to relationship with literally 0 downtime because they preorder the next one before the first one finishes. There is no such thing as a single woman who doesn't want to be, and most of the time they only don't want to be because they either fell for the career meme or want to fuck every chad they see.
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>>33760831
>ask them out
>immediate rejection or radio silence
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>>33760830
You got destroyed because you're wrong, deal with it
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>>33760829
sounds delicious! uh I watched fire in the sky, it was pretty good! guess it was kind of a horror movie which is fitting since it's spooky month. I'll be watching horror movies this entire month and also I'll rewatch twin peaks, the first time I watched it was in october so it's now kind of a tradition for me
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>>33759326
I'm afraid of having relationships with women nowadays. I'm afraid if i care too much or don't care enough, i'll push them away. The idea of having to walk a tightrope stresses me out.
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I don't care if you think emotes are gay or girly or whatever fuck you I won't stop using them NO that doesn't mean I'm gay >:(
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>>33760836
just be yourself!
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State gender
Would you prefer to make money from:
>drugs
>pimping
>passport counterfeiting
>kidnapping
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>>33760828
>Why do people act like the letter C is such a big deal?
They don't?
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>>33760834
You are a piece of trash that excuses human suffering https://nordicmodelnow.org/2017/07/04/whats-wrong-with-prostitution/
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>>33760839
All of the above at once, fuck the po lice coming straight from the underground
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>>33760839
F
Pimping. We can do cam/OF, never have to be near a guy
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>>33760833
You can't expect anyone to actually accept such a proposition on an internet board populated by anonymous insane people.
Atoga is for venting and answering questions, not for making real world connections.
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>>33760839
M. I prefer not to think about this question.
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>>33760814
I see, I assume schizophrenia just defies logic to the one not inside the schizophrenics brain
>music is woven through it
yes, thats what made me look into it more too
he wrote and illustrated a 25k pages 45 volumes story containing over 7000 marches and claimed the finished work will be worth 55k and contain exactly 8850 marches
I'd assume the pics are his way of writing down the songs, hence the notation
what a mad lad
apparently someone translated the first volume and published it under the title "Adolf Wölfli: From the Cradle to the Grave: Selected Writings"
he spent 35 in an asylum and just painted and wrote to come up with fantasies about adventures he'd go on as "saint adolf" - kinda ironic given the fact he was in there because he relapsed after having been to jail for raping a 5- and a 14yo

here, "saint adolf" is being crucified
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>>33760839
Male
Pimping if I get to do it how I want
Passport if not
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>>33760846
Nta people do it all the time, a lot of anons met their partner here
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>>33760851
That can't possibly be true.
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>>33760851
>people do it all the time
No, they don't. The few cases you've hear about are rare exceptions.
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>>33760828
Indeed, there's a whole game that demonstrates that C is optional.
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>The two leftmost digits on my scale when weighing myself are now 14 instead of 15
HAHAHAHA I'M UNSTOPPABLE
State gender
What's something you're proud of lately?
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Men, if you don't want to have sex with me, you are gay
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C is actually a dumb and superfluous letter. All uses C can easily be replaced with K or S, and it would only simplify and make spelling easier.
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>>33760848
in schizophrenia, you get a hyperactivation of the pre-frontal cortex, which is where basically all the interesting human-unique behaviors of the brain, hence you get voices and narratives. neural nets form these million-dimensional spaces, neural manifolds, and i reckon schizophrenia is like talking a walk through one path along that manifold. i'm sure it must feel very logical when you are walking through it step by step, instead of look at all the foot prints left behind.

i had the idea of using claude's research ability to deploy a bunch of subagents to see if any one of them could find substantial writing, i'm about to see if he found anything interesting
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>>33760826
The good thing is that you don’t need to have a romantic relationship for this issue, just one friend is enough.
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>>33760859
what, you're 14lbs? are you a spaghetti?
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>>33760863
retard
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>>33760861
Guess I've gotta go buy a pride flag now
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>>33760861
are you my wife?
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>>33760861
Wanting to have sex with you would be gay.
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>>33760859
You're 140kg? Wew
M
I'm proud that... Uhhhhhhh... I guess I'm proud that I'm keeping up flossing daily?
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>>33760863
ch
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>>33760859
>she weighs over 140 kilos
yikes
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>>33760863
C has that Ts sound niche, I/Y and V/W are more redundant
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>>33760864
that makes a lot of sense
>substantial writing
desu I think most of it is more abstract, from what I have found it's often "play with sounds"
there is a vid of someone reading/performing a few pages of the trauer=marsch and it's uuh - weird
https://www.adolfwoelfli.ch/werk#c115
just scroll down until you get to the vid

here's some excerpts and translations
https://www.adolfwoelfli.ch/fileadmin/t8_jetpack/redaktion/dokumente/2020_09_02_Writings_by_Adolf_Woelfli.pdf
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>>33760876
tj
But yeah, fair enough, there is one case not covered by k or s.
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just making sure you dont miss it
are you watching?
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Keyboard "enthusiasts" (read autists) are weird.
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>>33760893
idk what that is
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>>33760866
yeah but I can't cuddle with my friends
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>>33760896
You're better off that way.
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>>33760890
I have already foreseen the outcome
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>>33760893
Yeah. I've never found a mechanical keyboard that was better to type on than an ultra-cheap membrane keyboard. I hate the clacking noises, and even the allegedly quieter ones are annoying.
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>>33760846
the men here would. This is the problem, the girls having excessively high standards.
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>>33760569
She's rich and has a fat ass. She's living the life.
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>>33760897
You actually can though, if you find the right people
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>>33760890
>F1
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>>33760846
Seconding >>33760904. Back when I was single, pretty much any woman could've had me if she wanted me. Any woman who expressed interest in me in these threads would've gotten even more interest from me in return, and I'm not unique in feeling that way.
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>>33760910
nta but they all say that until they find out the actual scope of your insanity
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>>33760904
>board populated by anonymous insane people
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>>33760910
Nobody is required to want you, nobody owes you that, and it doesn't change the original point that not all women claim to have boyfriends.
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>>33760918
/wɒt dəz ðæt hæv tə du wJð ˈbiːJŋ ˈsJmpl ænd ˈraJt ˈmaJndJd/
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>>33760890
Her deepthroats must go hard.
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>>33760882
claude failed me and basically just found me his foundation's website ;_;
>COOMA SEXA HAZE
thank adolf, very cool! although i'm certain i've read those writings on posts on /sci/ before, this guy really was the father of schizoposting.

i like this one, feels halloweeney, don't you think? like a tombstone
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>>33760859
F
I’m proud that I gained weight and I’m now 43kg, I can finally relax
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>>33760917
>implying women are inherently superior
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>>33760920
now imagine this post aimed at a woman complaining about being alone
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>>33760930
Smol
Could overhead press
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>>33760836
I think this is a fear many people have, but think of it this way. If you're in it for the long haul, looking for the real deal, aren't you searching primarily for someone who is not scared off by your real self and real feelings (for them and in general)? A lot of things like whether you have similar hobbies, that might be appealing initially, are not nearly as meaningful for whether they would make a good life partner for you compared to their ability to support you and accept you and make you feel seen and heard.

It is only a tightrope situation if you work from the premise that you want to please them and cater to their expectations one way or another. Not when you accept that you want to see your own needs met and if they aren't the person who can do it, you will find somebody else.
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>>33760934
Ok, I imagined it. Now what?
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>>33760927
desu he seems to be a rather coomerish zeitgenosse
>COOMA SEXA HAZE

he reminds me a bit of austin, the local gioyc schizo
here is austin in his full glory
https://youtube.com/shorts/xAO8nxZ_Ohg
https://youtube.com/shorts/F6lSbZhJIDE

i like the creepy pic, it's kinda nice that he did all his works just with very basic colored pencils and empty newspaper paper
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>>33760937
wish more people had your perspective, being heard and seen for the first time in a relationship was like waking up from a weird dream, can't believe how shit my other relationships were in comparison
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>>33760937
women get the ick from men being honest. your only hope is to LARP as chad long enough to fire a kid into her, then you can let your hair down so to speak. it sucks but it's how their psychology works. Romantic ability is called 'game' for a reason; you have to play games and sometimes cheat to win.
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>>33760930
How will you relax when I start folding and bending you?
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Genders: can I copy your homework?
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>>33760956
f
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>>33760956
Bold
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who would win in a 50 random men vs 50 random women death battle?
the men get machine guns
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>>33760936
What is that?
>>33760952
That sounds bad
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>>33760946
i have huge color autism, i find his colors a weirdly dull vibrant. fkn zeitgenosse

i have to go sleep now cuz its almost 6am, thanks for keepin me company mwah.

since you like schizotypy, i'll leave you with a parting gift; i found this artist after having a weird dream about googling this rainbow fractal lizard creature whose name was bimshwel, and when i looked it up it didn't exist but this guy's website did, please enjoy
https://bimshwel.com/
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>>33760966
the devil
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>>33760949
I agree. I am lucky enough that my first and current relationship has always been like this, but I was already 27 when we started dating and I do feel that makes a difference. A lot of young people have a perspective more similar to >>33760951 where they are basically too scared to be real, with others but often even with themselves. But you are just wasting your time that way. I don't see the point, even on paper, in a relationship where you don't feel that soul connection.

>>33760951
The problem with this belief is that it actively makes it harder or impossible to be proven wrong because if you staunchly believe that all women are incapable of emotional maturity and willingness or even desire to be a safe space for their partner, you will not expect women you meet to do that. And the better you are at projecting an illusion of some independent stoic man who is above being scared or hurt or damaged, the more you will attract women really into that who indeed are unpleasantly surprised if he then does a 180 and crumbles at some point. Which is bound to happen in a long, serious relationship where life keeps happening.

You can only attract a worthwhile partner if you are still at least somewhat open to the idea that such a person could exist. You will make yourself guarded and cynical otherwise and that will put off the people who aren't like that.
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>>33760960
F and I'd leave you on read
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>>33760971
I have 30 years of experience backing up my claim.
Look at this thread, and at how every femanon here is utterly repulsed by the men she nonetheless is forced to associate with because nobody better wants her. There's a reason why relationship rates are in the toilet.
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>>33760968
good night, fkn zeitgenosse
here is a possible depiction of bimshwel
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>>33760979
I'm just coming into the thread and haven't seen a lot of replies here. That said, atoga is obviously already a place that on average will attract people that feel restless in their own life. And for my real life experience, I am in a relationship of five years with a man who told me some pretty gruesome stuff about his youth like five months in, who I've seen cry at times over the years. My closest friend is in a ten year relationship with her partner and father of her children and she has also always known about his struggles. Same goes for my sister. Of course it is too limited a sample size to make bold claims about bigger patterns, and I chose my friends because they are especially cool and not average necessarily. But I can say from my life experience that women who just want to genuinely love a man and are not interested in any pretense of invulnerability definitely exist.
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>>33760967
When you take a barbell, load it up with 95 lbs, and lift it above your head
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>>33760992
>fake relationship humblebragging femanon
dunno what I expected
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>>33760819
I think it's more that for some people sex is really important (and sometimes you only realize that once you've had it) so people who are more experienced tend to project stuff onto virgins, they find it exciting knowing this person never has done a thing that could really change them or how they want to live their life. The fact that it doesn't have to be mindblowing or life-altering at all, only adds to that suspense rather than lessening it. You just don't know. Plus if people were really excited to have sex themselves before they had it, again they often project it like you are probably also super excited and it makes them nostalgic/happy to think about I guess. It can also be an awkward attempt at flirting to make a big deal out of someone's virginity or general inexperience.
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>>33760988
(very close conceptually! but it was the scales, each scale was a different color but it's shimmer, and when you'd look closer at it the scales would get more detailed. idk fkn weird dream but anyway gn)
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>>33760994
>if it doesn't align with my world views, it's just fake and that way I never have to reconsider my views after all
Way to go.
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>>33760993
Ah. Strong
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>>33761002
>from "where are the femanons who claim to have boyfriends???"
to
>I have a boyfriend, here's how my relationship works
lol

protip: if you had a boyfriend, you wouldn't be wasting your time on /adv/ at 7am on a sunday
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>>33760967
Most women love being manhandled, you don't?
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>>33760974
rude
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>>33761017
You look for things to get upset about.
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Hey ladies. Would you ever date a guy who is screaming? And he just won’t stop screaming and pounding his fists on the ground? And you can’t get him to stop screaming? Oh fuck
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>>33761011
It's 14:36 here. You make a lot of assumptions anon. Some people really are in relationships and still waste time shitposting over the weekend. And it's kind of weird to make claims about how all women supposedly are in a relationship and then get upset when their own relationship is brought up against it. If you don't want to be contradicted, at least change it to most women rather than this definite female nature thing that applies to all, that is easy to argue false.
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>>33761023
are you ok?
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>>33761020
name one hobby women haven't invaded and ruined
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>>33761003
thx. Everyone on /fit/ says that is baby weight, but given they alao say they are 6'2" doctor lawyers I wonder if they might be fibbing.
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>>33761023
no thanks, sounds like he never grew out of the toddler tantrum phase
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>>33761026
Hmmm not really
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>>33761029
We get the same stories here. Just yesterday Anon was complaining that supermarket prices are too high and he can't afford all the protein he needs for his vast, rippling muscles.
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>>33761033
same, must have been the edibles
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>>33761001
gn
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>>33761024
nobody is buying that. If you had a man, you wouldn't be wasting your time asking other men (particularly dorky romantically-challenged) men for advice.

the claim, for the record, was that women will lie about their relationship status for clout. Which, funnily enough, is a tacit admission that their own words hold no value unless a man is attached to them.
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>>33761017
You tellin me a guy named Levin won't accept discounts???
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>>33761035
Yeah for real
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>>33761034
Tbf the RDI of 50g is really only for sedentary people not active ones
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>>33761014
I was doing the homework
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>>33761017
>"Does it have to be just burgers? What if we also did charcuterie?"
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>>33761051
remember, you are responsible for who you chose to date
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>>33761055
>>33761051
Thats all of them thoughbeit
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>>33761055
Oh, to live in a world where I had options...
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>>33761061
remember, nobody forces you to not be single
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>>33761055
I get the feeling that all these men never consciously choose anything, they just stumble wherever life takes them and then complain when a woman is forced to take the lead
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>>33761062
You can always choose to just... not date somebody.
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>>33761067
Have I got news for you...
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>>33761055
men don't have a choice
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>>33761072
... I don't get it.
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>>33761064
I am single thoughever
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I will drink wine and shlick to degen porn and insult moids on the internet and you can't do shit about it
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>>33761080
I can leave.
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>>33761051
>I don't really like burgers, I think I'll just get a salad instead
>*two seconds later asks for a bite*
This is why you should always just order for women. They really can't do anything by themselves.
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>>33761027
>I hate when women are interested in the things I find interesting!
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Would any woman date a guy who gives himself blackface with his own feces?
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>>33761088
I too hate women sometimes
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>>33761080
Not that I can't relate but there's probably more productive and less cortisol-spiking things you can do
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>>33761089
breh
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>>33761087
I just order a salad too.
Checkmate
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>>33761088
>it doesn't happen
to
>it's a good thing
in record time
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>>33759896
She was concerned for your safety. Crying in a public bathroom typically conveys to others that you are not ok and I think she would rather not deal with a dead body in the bathroom.
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>>33761096
>Seethenhagen
The fuck? That's not a place.
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Hey guys so I don’t feel good. So I guess I’ll never get married or be a person at all, really. There’s a giant empty cavern inside. I wanna go to heaven.
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>>33759896
lol, lmfaooo
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>>33760569
Those pants are a funny joke.
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>>33761107
k, bye
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>>33761017
why do you make up problems?
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>>33761107
How are you not already a person? Are you an AI?
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>>33761112
thats all incels do
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>>33761103
Its right in the picture...
>>33761102
Bathroom isnt public. Its the perfect place to cry
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Good morning
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>>33761117
say the line
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>>33760703
What if they do want to be seen as gay tho? Are you going to accept the queer?
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>>33759896
do you ever consider how your behavior comes off to others? she thought you were overdosing on drugs in there
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>>33761103
Sweden is a pretty unserious place
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>>33761122
which I was
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>>33761111
Bye nice digits
>>33761114
I don’t have existence
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>>33761011
wdym? i'm posting this from my bed as my bf cuddles me and snoozes bc his lazy ass isn't up yet
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What's with the women never know what to order meme? Is it true? Why do women never know what they want?
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>>33761062
pathetic and desperate. keep your misery to yourself please
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>>33760778
>>33760782
Damn, me too.
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>>33761129
they want you to guess right
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>>33761129
because eating disorder, constantly torn between what one wants to order and what one "should" order
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>>33761129
It's also true that men don't know how to share. Give her a bite of your burger while smugly asking rhetorically who could have possibly predicted that she really did want some burger after all.
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>>33761133
>they want you to guess
But that's not my responsibility
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>>33761119
The line

Cope and seethe
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>>33761136
it's also not true, the incel just made shit up based on more shit he heard on tiktok
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>>33761129
idk, in my experience men are just as bad
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>>33761137
no, the other one
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>>33761135
I want my whole burger.
That was the entire point of ordering it.
If you want a burger too why not just order it?
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>>33761129
in all my life I only came across one person that always had something to complain about their own order and it's a middle aged man
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>>33761118
Good morning anon. What are your plans today?
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>>33761140
It's ok to cry.
Crying takes the sad out of you
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>>33761117
Public bathrooms are public. If you need a place to cry go home or innawoods.
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>>33761146
ah, forget it
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>>33761145
I’m gonna go see my mom and have brunch with her. How about yourself?
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>>33761144
Like the restaurant messed it up or?
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>>33761143
some people just like sharing food, it's common across cultures and time, you are just a fucking weirdo for no reason
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>>33761152
Are you saying the order meme is a giant shit test?
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>>33761127
and watch as you deftly disengage when I ask you to prove it
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>>33761152
it isn't normal or common in my culture.
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>>33761150
That sounds nice. I going to read more on coding today and try to enjoy the day. I have a long week starting tomorrow.
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>>33761017
>54 dads on a field trip without their children doing autistic burger stuff.
I'm so mad at society.
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>>33761157
americans don't have culture
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>>33761152
You picked something only you want.
I got something we both want. Better split it.
Same problem with wellfare. I do all the earning while you do drugs all day better tax me and give you an ebt card
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>>33761127
>bc his lazy ass isn't up yet
Wake him up with sex
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>>33761158
Sounds good, anon. Have fun
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Why should I ever agree to go through THIS?
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>>33761160
translation: American culture is so pervasive and total that you can no longer distinguish it from your own
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>>33761165
so you have something to love besides yourself
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>>33761166
no, I don't think so
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>>33760553
I’m shocked nobody else answered. It’s Sonic CD, and it’s winning a race against Metal Sonic.

>>33760699
M, a chicken sandwich that I make there. Mustard or light mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion.
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>>33761151
no, he just laments endlessly about how this or that isn't exactly how he envisioned and how he wish he had ordered something else
it's gotten to the point where we just don't go to a restaurant anymore if he's there too
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Chubby womens deserve love
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>>33761175
True
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>>33761156
why would i dox myself lmao. you are just going to be racist at my boyfriend if i post him anyway :(
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>>33761166
You judge a country's culture entirely on the products it uses? You Americans are kinda messed up.
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>>33761175
nobody deserves anything
>>33761178
absolutely retarded moid hands
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>>33760577
Sounds pretty standard, yeah. I’ll give the game an honest try soon, anon, I promise.
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>>33761160
americans have culture, white people don't
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>>33761171
Sega CD isn't very popular. It didn't have a lot of truly great games.
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>>33761180
>nobody deserves anything
This, anon should have said they don’t deserve to be unloved just because of their weight.
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>>33759326
Do femoids really envy other women's breasts?
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>>33761168
>he says, neck deep in American culture
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>>33761161
most people aren't picky children who are emotionally stunted to the point where they won't trade a few bites of their food because "it's MINE". god forbid your wife wants a bite of your tendies. this is why you're alone
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>>33761182
I would argue that America only really has culture among the blacks and down south. If you're not already an immigrant, I mean
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>>33761179
self-report
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>>33761187
4chan is japanese culture. you know that, right? you know 4chsn is a 2chan clone, right? right??
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>>33761187
Liking Coca Cola is not a fucking culture, anon.
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>>33761165
look at that slutty ribcage spreading apart...
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>>33761190
Excuse me?
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>>33761189
America absolutely has culture in all areas, except probably army bases where the culture is applebee's. It's just influenced by many different groups (not just the white europeans who live there).
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>>33761185
Not so much anymore
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Women, how would you feel if you were dressed as Wednesday Adam, for Halloween and people asked if you were supposed to be Gretta Thunberg?
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>>33761165
don't you want to become a balloon, anon?
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>>33761188
Its just anethema to you to get the thing you want, isn't it?
You order the salad so no one will judge you. I am getting the salad today. You can get the burger and have a few bites of my salad if you want
>>
Men, why do you keep asking "what's your hobby" on dating apps? And how the fuck am I supposed to answer this? I'm tempted to answer "big dicks"
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>>33761193
self report again.

>>33761191
it's an american clone, with the intent of addressing Japanese culture from an American perspective ;)
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>>33761183
That’s true if a bit understated. You can just say it was a steaming pile.
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>>33761197
Everyone's talking about how America has a culture, yet no one is talking about what it is. Or any part of it. What is it, without talking about hot dogs or baseball or any sort of product?
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>>33761205
Don't you have hobbies?
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>>33761205
because we have to play games and pretend to care about your inanity to keep you on the hook
dating sites are a meat market and if we slip up even slightly you'll block us and move on to one of the other hundred guys in your inbox
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>>33761199
We don't do Halloween here but a Greta costume sound way funnier
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>>33761205
Because you’re supposed to list them on your profile, to avoid this waste of time. And don’t list them with emojis either, no men actually like that.
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>>33761205
seems like a pretty simple question
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>>33761209
Nta. Are you asking because you actually care?
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>>33761208
rugged individualism, free expression, pioneer spirit

now try and define British culture without mentioning tea, or Japanese culture without mentioning sushi
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>>33761199
did greta go goth?? or is the person asking just severely mentally disabled
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>>33761213
Yeah, if you have hobbies
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>>33761199
I would never dress up as Wednesday and I'd say I'm not
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>>33761207
I'm trying to be polite. :) I liked Snatcher and the Lunar games.
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>>33761205
I want to know what you enjoy and how you spend your time so I can learn if it's something I might enjoy and bond over.

I for example enjoy playing golf, watching football and shitposting on a mongolian yak hearding forum
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>>33761215
>rugged individualism, free expression, pioneer spirit
lmao
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>>33759392
Getting a "Yo" text after a few days is mildly random. Their response seemed like a playful attempt at matching yours.
They were definitely communicating that they like you.
However, you can't use a playful text as solid evidence to quantify the degree to which someone likes you.
That said, people waste a great deal of time trying to do exactly that.
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>>33761214
NTA, does it matter? It's a simple question and nobody loses anything by answering.
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Do women let’s go skiing and die in the mountains?
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>>33761218
oh, I see. What do you spend most of your time doing? just say that
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I owe /atoga/ an apology, I saw a woman working hard at the gym yesterday when I went after hours and had to access using a 24 hour pass. There was like one other car at the gym and when I entered she was cleaning up benchpress and heading into tricep pulldowns actually crushing it pretty hard. This was at like 9PM at night 2 hours after closing time that Saturday.

My hypothosis is that maybe if women work hard doing actual exercises they don't want to be seen actually sweaty and pushing hard and stuff especially when they have to do it around men and maybe have men coming up to them trying to correct their technique or whatever in the gym.

I just passed by and did my cardio. The thought did also occur to me that after hours when there's no staff and stuff is the perfect time for rape fantasies and I wonder whether girls imagine getting raped in the gym by hot guys with adonis belts getting choked out by a gym towel and forced to suck cock while the guy does various machines.
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>>33761223
>BTFO
>Can't name anything else
lol indeed, enjoy your L
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>>33761211
>How come she dosen’t have any tits yet?

>>33761217
No she just used to have the exact same tresses

>>33761219
What’s weong with the adam family?
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>>33761226
ye man
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>>33761185
It does kinda suck that many tops and dress don’t really look very flattering on me as a 32A.
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>>33761215
You mean like cowboys? Ok, maybe that's true for places like Texas and stuff but surely not all of America. British culture, imo, is understated and reserved, politeness, social structure and class, and tradition. Pretty much the exact opposite of your definition of America.
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>>33761208
you can't generalize american culture but here's my generalizations based on regions i've spent time in

Northeastern culture: rough around the edges, rude, blunt, but still very caring and helpful to people in need. Haunted houses/graveyards are a fun pastime as well as apple picking, pumpkin picking, corn mazes. Craft beer. Overall not very religious.

South: Friendly on the surface but highly judgmental in secret, warm, delicious food, haint blue paint on the houses, very religious. fatasses everywhere because the god is so delicious but also terrible for you

Midwest: genuinely friendly, will pick up hitch hikers, makes eye contact with you, food is ass though

Cali: fake ass motherfuckers. bomb food but healthier than the south.
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>>33761205
I don't know what else to talk about
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>>33761215
This isn't The Oregon Trail, dude.
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>>33761205
to filter boring losers like you. consider not everyone wants to spend their days watching friends reruns
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Missing her
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>>33761245
Why not?
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>>33761237
Not even in Texas. Texas is a larp. Texas is the land of clean, unscuffed boots and clean, unscratched pickup trucks.
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>>33761246
Nah
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>>33761247
feel free to be a boring loser, no one's stopping you lol. i'm just not going to catch your boringness
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>>33761208
I think one of the reasons that people sometimes say America doesn’t have a culture is because America’s culture is essentially global. People all over the world listen to American music or watch American movies on their American phones while eating American food.

The culture also differs drastically from state to state sometimes. I’ve been friends irl with people from New York and Louisiana and they might as well be from different countries.

>>33761220
Those are definitely good. I’m also a big fan of Lords of Thunder and Terminator on it.
As big a Sega fan as I am, having played Sega CD and Saturn until 4 am last night, I can admit they just fucked up with the Sega CD. Yet I’m still considering getting a 32X.
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I want McDonald's breakfast now
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>>33761237
it's literally the core ideas that America was founded on. Puritans and Quakers and Baptists looking for religious freedom, Virginia and New York colonists looking for economic freedom. all of them willing to take a months-long arduous journey across the Atlantic to take the risk of trying to build a life and community with their own hands in a hostile remote alien environment. Cowboys are simply an outgrowth of that.

>>33761242
just because you're an idiot talking above his station doesn't change reality. Americans fundamentally value the opportunity to do their own thing without oversight more than Old Worlders do. Whether they're from New York or Georgia or Texas or California, it manifests in different ways but the wellspring is the same.
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>>33761253
you wnat dick
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>>33761252
Again, products.
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Crashout boyfroind + calming maternal gf
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>>33761256
That's not McDonald's...
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>>33761252
and because fundamentally they are just as much consumerist as they claim American culture is. look at this very thread and the replies to my post. a total inability to wrap their heads around >>33761215, note how their responses are all about material consumption. "what do you mean freedom? like, the freedom to buy a truck? I don't understand". Reminder that fuckwits ALWAYS project
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>>33761254
Mostly true but NY amd CA sure do love commie oversight
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>>33761249
Rude
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>>33761253
Well go get it
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Girls, I pooped :3
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>>33761263
the invading aliens from foreign lands do. the native locals fundamentally want to be free to do their own thing. In NYC that manifests as an economic pursuit; wanting to get rich. in California it manifests as wanting to be a hippie.
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>>33761248
Texas has gay people, sinkholes, cartels, bad traffic, and scorching weather
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>>33761235
>32A
so you were born as man, or what?
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>>33761205
>why do you keep asking "what's your hobby" on dating apps?
It's an incredibly basic question to get to know someone.

>And how the fuck am I supposed to answer this?
It's not that difficult of a question. What do like to spend your time doing when you aren't doing what you need to do to survive?
I understand if your answer is "stare at a screen" and you don't know how to make that sound better. But it can be workshopped.
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>>33761253
Why? They don't make their biscuits fresh anymore.
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homos, you got any gyats in the backrooms?
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>>33761211
ThunBERG? SHE'S A JEW?!
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>>33761117
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>>33761278
I want a steak egg and cheese bagel
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>>33761125
>I don’t have existence
I don't believe you.
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>>33761257
I had typed out a list of holidays and annual national events - Thanksgiving, the Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve parties and such, but there’s Wikipedia for that. Just thought I’d share my thoughts on the general topic.

Not sure I understand why products should be invalid anyways. A ton of different cuisines were invented here, a lot of music and film genres too, we have a ton of cultural icons derived from products (superheroes come to mind).
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>>33761281
everytime.
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>>33761205
I don't know. Why do women ask that question?
I'm not on dating apps. I imagine it's one way of getting some clues as to who you might be as a person.
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>>33761281
'Berg' means 'mountain' in most Germanic languages, including Swedish. it's not inherently Yiddish. Yiddish names usually have a reference to money in them, Gentile names are usually in reference to profession or ancestral homeland. Thunberg means 'thin mountain'. Probably, her ancestors are from somewhere where a prominent landmark was a thin and tall mountain.
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>>33761286
Your idea of a cultural icon is Superman? Superman was created by Jewish immigrants, wasn't he?
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>>33761286
what they misunderstand is that it's not the products themselves that are American culture, but rather the opportunity to create the businesses that make those products and have the right to choose to consume them. You go back a hundred or so years in Europe and you couldn't do that. You couldn't just start a business or pick whatever product you wanted, you were assigned a career and what products you could purchase based on what social strata your family came from. Of course it isn't like that anymore over there, but that's because they've become so Americanised that they no longer know what it's like to actually live in a traditional European classist hierarchical society.
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>>33761302
>you were assigned a career and what products you could purchase based on what social strata your family came from.
A black kid in the projects is not going to be buying an iPad.
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>>33761165
Women are the ones insisting on having children because it gives them a lot of power and a lot of benefits
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>>33761272
No they’re just small
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>>33761293
And I'm not focusing on the Jew thing but more the immigrant thing.
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>>33761309
they're the most likely to buy a new iPhone every 9 months, lol
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>>33761292
>Thunberg means 'thin mountain'.
Some googling indicates that "thun" probably rather is an archaic word meaning "courtyard" or "fenced in are" or something like that. Cognate to the modern english "town".
Which makes more sense than "thin" in this context.
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>>33761293
And? Jewish-Americans are still Americans. Those comics became part of the American cultural zeitgeist.

>>33761313
You’re good. In any case, that’s how a lot of American creations worked out. A lot of different foods come to mind.
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>>33761319
I put it through google translate and it said Thun is Swedish for Thin. regardless, it's a placename-based surname. my own name means "land of many lakes".
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I did not get McDonald's. They looked really busy today...
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>>33761181
Let me know how you like it!
I am too tired to sit at the desk so I'll play on my switch lol
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>>33761324
nta personally my idea of a cultural icon is like Nelson Mandela or an actual real person.
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>>33761319
Pretty sure once you get your thun you can start shouting at dragons
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I have a Korean friend who's 162cm. She said her expected height based off her parents as a kid was 145 cm, but she was given "a lot" of injections of HGH during puberty.

Men and women , would you pump up your kid with HGH so they could be taller? Do you wish you could have been?
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>>33761347
can I have your friends number?
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Foids what store do you get your not-sexy bras from
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>>33761347
I wish i had hgh then, i wish I had it now.
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>>33761351
The ones I use at home are just bralettes from aire.
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>>33761343
>implying Mandela is real
I can throw out real names like George Washington, Wyatt Earp, Henry Ford, and Donald Trump.
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>>33761351
temu
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>>33761312
have you tried growing a penis?
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>>33761347
There's no point in having kids, much less drugging them just for women's sake and their stupid demands, fuck off.
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>>33761235
>as a 32A.
Prove it right now
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>>33761331
>Thun is Swedish for Thin
Maybe an archaic spelling. In modern swedish it would be spelled "tun" without the h. Interestingly "tun" seems to also be an alternate spelling of "thun" in the yard sense, but but it's not a word that is in use anymore.
>my own name means "land of many lakes".
Finland?
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>>33760195
>Move on to what? There's nothing else.
There's always another pretty girl out there anon, even if your type is extremely specific. She'll show up.
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>>33761364
Does th in sweedish make the same sound as in english?
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>>33761347
I actually should have been given HGH injections but my doctors didn't give a shit because I was a girl.
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>>33761364
it's Scottish, but it is in reference to the Norse (the name comes from the part of Scotland that fell under Viking control).
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>>33761371
I hope they at least gave you a step stool so you can reach top of the fridge
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>>33761343
We have tons of those. You hear about them every day, and then there are the really big ones - Ben Franklin, Michael Jackson, Henry Ford.

>>33761341
I will. Thanks for answering questions so in-depth. Get some good rest and relaxation.
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>>33761370
I once remember reading the thorn sound (th) is rare outside of English.
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>>33761375
No, I built one for much less and still thought the parts were overpriced for what they are.
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>>33761051
>sweetie, a charcuterie board is just an expensive disassembled sandwich
>>33761331
>my own name means "land of many lakes".
like the butter?
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>>33761370
No. It would be a t with a silent h. At least in modern swedish. I don't know about ancient dialects.
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>>33761375
HELL NO, no more than $40.
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>>33761387
yes, I am named Land-O-Lakes, you got me
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>>33761379
But my point was that you didn't think of any of those at first.
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>>33761377
That's what moids are for
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>>33761375
what fucking retards pay for this shit? I have the same microsoft ergonomic keyboard for years and it works fine. Goddamned fools and their money...
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Oh, goyim, one day you will understand.
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>>33761391
Are you an indian QT as well?
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>>33761392
Truthfully, I had Michael Jackson on the mind as an absolute global phenomenon first, whereas superhero comics were much more of a strictly American thing.
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>tfw the qt with a bf in a LDR is more physical/affectionate/responsive with me than the single girl in our friend group
>everyone is continually encouraging me to get with the single girl (including LDR girl). In person we bounce off each other well, but texting/snapchat feels like I'm texting a wall that responds a few words 3-12 hours later just to keep our snap streak going

What the fuck am I doing bros? I feel like I'm barking up all the wrong trees on my way to forever aloneness
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>>33761337
so kind of you
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Hey, buttercup.
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>>33761411
Do remember that women usually aren't into men.
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>>33761411
>bf in a LDR
The boyfriend's in a photoresistor? He must be pretty light.
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>>33761411
>the fun people that are pleasant to be around aren't single
>the people that are no fun are single
who could have predicted this anon...
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>>33761411
Ask her out. Worst case scenario you just both stop wasting your time
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would foids date a moid?
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>>33761238
Overgeneralization the post
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>>33761388
So they just went and dropped the h entirely. Makes sense.
Can you tell me, do you understand Norwegian? How about German? I know they are all linguistically related but not really how close when it comes to say travelling
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>>33761402
Molvanian, unfortunately
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>>33761411
then either meet in person more or cut the crap and look somewhere else.
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>>33761422
I wouldn't date the type of man I call moid
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>>33761407
Both Micheal Jackson and Superman are technically products.
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>>33761413
This happened to me in a dream once
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>>33761428
:(
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So my girlfriend is stressed and has a lot on her plate. She’s not always good at handling it.
We haven’t been having as much sex for awhile so I brought it up to her (very carefully knowing it’s a sensitive matter) and she got mad and it turned into a sore spot, which is exactly what I feared.
A week later we have sex one night. The next day she’s mad at me saying she knows I didn’t pressure her but she wishes I’d have more respect for the fact that she’s got a lot going on and wants me to not think about sex. So I stop thinking about sex.
Last night I go to lay down in bed and she asks how I’ve been feeling and I tell her that everything recently makes me feel a little insecure and like she’s not as attracted to me. She ended up getting mad at me and saying shit like “you’re so insecure and you look at everything through that lense. If you weren’t all moody we could have been fucking five minutes ago,” and shit like that about how I’m insecure.
This morning we talked about it and she tells me she feels pressure to have sex with me and she’s never had a positive relationship with sex and she needs me to put my feelings aside and give her space for awhile. She then tells me she was mad because she felt like I had already decided sex wasn’t happening last night. When in reality the last time we had sex she got mad at me and said she needed space from me thinking about it.

What the fuck do I even do
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>>33761351
Wally world
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>>33760658
>How do men respond to sex harassment and threats of rape from other men?
My response is kind of boring.
I have never encountered it and would respond to harassment by establishing boundaries and going through the proper channels (giggity).
Any threat of violence would be treated as such and be met with lethal force if attempted.

But I have a story:
I had a friend of a friend constantly giving me unsolicited advice on how to get the mid tier normie life he was pursuing. Seriously normiemax settling BS. Like, I was alone and had no gf but fuck no.
Stuff like "Get a teaching job, spend all day around children, meet a girl you get along with, settle down with her, it's fine if you don't 100% click with her, you can just spend all your time with friends, it's fine if your friends are just neighbors and coworkers you don't even like, you just gotta do it to have this great life like me, bro!"

He was genuinely, if pridefully, trying to be helpful and was actually incapable of realizing that I didn't *want* his life.

He's also the guy I actually won gay chicken with. As in, he'd start making disgustingly over the top gay come ons to me that another friend informed me that I was "supposed to" respond to in kind. Because apparently being disgusting is funny to some if it is gay? idk
So I responded by politely and respectfully declining his "advances". After a couple attempts, he would then explain to me how he was just kidding. And I would assure him that I would keep his secret and let him stay in the closet. I kept this up, every time, for all the years I knew him, never once indicating that I knew he was straight.
I used to call his wife a beard.

It was just great to flip him from busting my chops in an annoying way to him trying to convince me that he was straight and I wasn't getting the joke.
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>>33761426
are your blue jeans tight?
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>>33761428
If you avoid the moids you'll be devoid, not overjoyed.
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men, would you agree to date a girl that would only want to date for three months and tells you in advance?
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>>33761432
how do you coax her into having sex with a disappointing 4channer?
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>>33761383
It existed in old norse, from what I understand.
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>my gf/wife/whatever has a problem, how do I get sex
I'm so tired of men
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>>33761371
How did that come up, were your parents asking for it or were you?
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>>33761429
Again, I don’t understand why products shouldn’t count in the first place.
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>>33761396
What fool has that much money to waste?
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Which atoga tripfag moid has the biggest dick?
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>>33761440
Absolutely not. I would probably avoid talking to her after learning that.
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>>33761436
blue jeans are illegal here
Pepsi is allowed though
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>>33761271
It has me too
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>>33761453
honestly they all have tiny penis energy
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>>33761443
yeah it was a feature in old Germanic languages, but died out in most whilst remaining in English.
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>>33761453
Exhibanon. Take him, he's all yours.
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>>33761440
No, I'm not interested in something guaranteed to be temporary.
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>>33761235
>32A
perfect paizuri size
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>>33761463
naizuri*
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>>33761437
That guy looks like you the most.
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>>33761461
he lies like crazy about his size
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>>33761447
>How did that come up
See pic related.
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>>33761458
Literally who
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>>33761449
They do, but why is that the first thing that comes to an American's mind? I mean, surely you have other accomplishments? Or is that the yard stick you use to measure success?
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>>33761437
I am demoid
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>>33761456
>blue jeans are illegal here
Liberals took that sydney sweeny commercial hard
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>>33761453
Exhibanon is 7 inches, Ohio claims to be 6.8 in
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>>33761469
That is Actuary
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>>33761425
Norwegian is close enough that norwegians expect swedes to understand it. I think norwegians have an easier time understanding swedish than swedes do norwegian, for some reason. I also once took a university philosophy course where the text book was in norwegian, and they expected us to read that.
German not so much. Maybe one can guess at the occasional word here and there.
Also, fuck danish. Danish is incomprehensible.
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>>33761475
>7 inches
lol
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>>33761467
I mean, what's the situation for you personally. The doctors didn't discuss it in the first place or the doctors shot it down when asked?
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>>33761466
Nice cope. If you want to feel superior to him then there are other metrics you can use, e.g. you go outside and he doesn't. But when it comes to penis, his is bigger than yours.
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>>33761473
I was referencing how in the soviet bloc jeans were contraband goods, lol
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>>33761465
Not particularly? He's got my sleepy eyes, but more of a rectangular face than my oblong. Also blue eyes unlike my grey.

>>33761466
I've literally taken a ruler pic, anon.
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>>33761475
>6.8
>.8
Nigga, why are you going to decimal places? Do you think women are running around with fucking rulers?
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>>33761475
>tfw I'll never be doublestuffed by them while they apologize for being too big
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>>33760699
I generally don't.
But the occasional sausage, egg, cheese sandwich on croissant
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>>33761458
yikes ( ´ཀ` )
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>>33761446
You should take a break from this place.
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>>33761482
I hope so because I don't have one
>>33761484
yeah, I've seen that pic, which is why I know you are lying
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>>33761480
I just consistently measured too small for my age. The doctors kept telling my parents to feed me better and make me do sports (they didn't). They didn't want to give me injections because iirc they can make you produce even less gh
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>>33761485
What, you expect him to freakin' round up? Decimals do make a difference when the numbers are this small. The difference between a 5.5 inch dick and a 6 inch dick is like 30% of the male population.

>>33761491
>I've seen that pic, which is why I know you are lying
How does a ruler lie...?
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>>33761485
>tfw 6.75
Sometimes it's just about accurate reporting
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>>33761440
I'd ask why the limitation and why she would choose to spend that time on me. But I appreciate the upfront candour.
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>>33761495
Why do all the tripfags I like have big dicks? It doesn't make sense.
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>>33761414
Someone always has to be the one reaching. "True love" is when both are feel like they're the one in pursuit.
>>33761415
kek, he's more like a potentiometer who apparently only cares about Barcelona
>>33761417
She was funny while we were playing drinking games, but that might be a low bar. Relationships aren't built off good looks alone. Maybe I should reevaluate my opinions on her when I'm not thinking how hot she was in a miniskirt and off her actions and words. We have some shared principles and morals.
>>33761419
I could rip the bandaid off that way. Though right now all things I've invited her to (group stuff) she was in the middle of something else and sent snaps so I don't think she's lying. Been kind of encouraged by a lot of people to "just start out as friends and see if it goes anywhere" lately though.
>>33761427
I think I should reel it back for now, see if she wants to continue the snap streak, and just wait to see her more in person in friend group stuff. At most I'll invite her to get boba this week.

Thanks for the replies, anons! I think it's the words from my other friends about her that are pushing me into "oh fuck I need to date this pretty girl because all of my friends are telling me I should" FOMO mode rather than thinking about what I want myself and what she actually thinks of me.
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>>33761499
You like the guy who cheated on his wife with a girl from /atoga/?
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>>33761491
Not ts again
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>>33761493
>The difference between a 5.5 inch dick and a 6 inch dick is like 30% of the male population
Yeah but why are you ranking yourself against the rest of the male population for something so miniscule? Women aren't saying
>well gee he is nice and all but he's in the 74th percentile of occidental civilization. I only go for 75 and higher
That's goddamned stupid of you to think.
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>>33761485
>not being able to tell tenths of an inch at a glance
Pathetic
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>>33761499
girl thats not big
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>>33761503
Yeah, a man having options and his choice of women means he is preselected alpha male.
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>>33761499
>she likes the ones with big dicks
Makes sense to me.
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>>33761488
myao?
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>>33761503
She's a hoe anon, the answer is obvious
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>>33761503
Overall, yeh. I don't like he did that in particular, but it doesn't affect me and they consented, so I can't complain much.
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>>33761510
Moid hands
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>>33761495
>TFW blahblahblah
no one asked about your dick size
>>33761502
>At most I'll invite her to get boba this week
How old is she, twelve? Take her out for coffee.
>>33761506
how many cocks are you looking at in a day, faggot?
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>>33761469
>>33761488
It's my last day on here. Be nice.
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>>33761430
How hard did you bully the little incel with your friends?
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>>33761512
No wtf
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>>33761505
Because men are all about dick measuring contests, and this is a literal one.

Also it can help women figure out what they can handle if they've got experience with dildos. If she knows he's bigger than a toy she uses, she can warn him to be careful.
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>>33761518
lololololololol
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>>33761508
It's big in my experience.
>>33761511
It's not like I knew they had big dicks before I liked them.
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>>33761514
Oh, it's JH. Of course there's no moral code. If he turns you on then he's a good man.
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>>33761522
I've never seen anyone use those kinds of emojis before she showed up
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>>33761521
I was the shota getting toyed with by my babysitter and her friends
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>>33761525
oh it's you, lol
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>>33761518
You'll (hopefully) be back.
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>>33761518
See you tomorrow.
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>>33761525
Big dick energy.
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>>33761528
Ew.
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>>33761526
Who the fucks comes to 4chan to follow a moral code and exclusively talk to "good" people? You're nuts.
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>>33761508
NTA but that's 98th percentile, it objectively is.
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>>33761535
Turn your monitor on
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>>33761518
Congratulations, best of luck to you.
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>>33761523
>Because men are all about dick measuring contests, and this is a literal one.
>I'm 6.788
>Well I'M 6.789
>*gasp* prove it!
Your parents couldn't've imagined a world where there are men so insecure and neurotic that they care about determining the sigfigs of their cocks.
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>>33761518
Why?
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>>33761492
I'm sorry you didn't have better advocates when you were growing up. Are you satisfied with your body or do you feel like you missed out?
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>>33761527
nta but you just didn't pay attention until it was tied to pussy you paid attention to
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>>33761518
Well stop cheating on your bf/gf
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>>33761542
>purposefully being obtuse concerning the decimal place
Measuring dicks is dumb in any context other than shitposting and talking averages online, but come on.
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>>33761545
Pussy does make me pay attention
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>>33761537
shut up shrimp dick
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>>33761523
>Also it can help women figure out what they can handle if they've got experience with dildos.
Dildos are measures in inches and their halves. Going further than that is autistically specific. Anyways dildo users are whores
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>>33761548
Kek
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>>33761536
May you live a better life than his wife, may you never find out that your throuple cheated on you without remorse.
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>>33761547
>purposefully being obtuse
it's called "mocking", sweetfart
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>>33761544
I definitely feel like I'm missing out. I never felt very "womanly", and when I did find a sport I liked I was just too short for it
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>>33761550
>Dildos are measures in inches and their halves
Like 5 seconds of Googling just proved you wrong.
>Going further than that is autistically specific
Again, not with such small numbers. 5 to 5.5 is a 10% increase.
>dildo users are whores
Oh, you're stupid. Should've led with that.
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>>33761375
I would pay $3600 for a completely soundless keyboard
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>>33761554
>sweetfart
Why have I never heard this one before?
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>>33761540
Thank you

>>33761543
I'm getting married in less than two weeks.

>>33761546
I would never.
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If you had children would you let them go trick or treating, /atoga/? I don't think I would. I love Halloween but the fact that eating sugary goyslop is so normalized and promoted is absolutely crazy to me.
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>>33761562
lol, please never have kids mega karen
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>>33761558
>such small numbers
anon... please have more confidence in yourself
>5 to 5.5 is a 10% increase
Sure, but halves are generally meaningful. Tracking quarter increases is neurotic.
And do women even care about the halves? Are they even perceptible? I don't think the best part about sex is insertion anyways
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>>33761562
Yes, it's important to.give your child a healthy relationship with food. That includes junk food.
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>>33761347
I’m 147cm and I’m happy my parents didn’t do that to me, I like being short. But I’m not having kids so not a problem I have to worry about
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>>33761562
>t. protokaren
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>>33761557
What was the sport? Did you try out but not get very far, or skip it altogether?
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>>33761561
>I'm getting married in less than two weeks.
At least some people here get to experience good things, even if no males are involved. Congrats.
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>>33761562
The internet has made Halloween more popular in my country and I think it's cringe American slop. I wouldn't want my kids to participate (F)
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>>33761562
>candy
A larger concern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM
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>>33761562
>If you had children
I would wonder how I failed to abort them.
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>>33761564
>please have more confidence in yourself
I'm talking about numbers in the grand scheme. A number can be big for a dick but small for a number.
>Tracking quarter increases is neurotic
What's neurotic is throwing a hissyfit about people trying to be accurate.
>do women even care about the halves? Are they even perceptible?
Yes, though girth tends to be a bigger deal than length as far as measurements are concerned.
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Was dating a girl but she moved away. Haven't messaged her for the last month. Considering sending her a TikTok (She's a very big Taylor Swift fan, so I think this weekend is my best opportunity for a while to send something). Is it retarded to be the one to message first after no contact?
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>>33761566
You're the midget
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>>33761563
>>33761567
>if you don't want your children to eat literal sugar sludge with random chemical dye shit then you're le karen
Peasant mentality. Just doing things because the Johnsons down the street do it too, never once questioning a single societal norm in your entire life.
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>>33761562
I bet you hand out broccoli on halloween
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>>33761559
You'd have to go for something like this, with no tactile feel.
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>>33761562
how does it feel to know you grew up into one of "those" adults?
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>>33761577
You're rude.
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>>33761570
Fencing. I took a few lessons and stopped because it was too expensive, but I was good and probably could have advanced more despite the height disadvantage
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>>33761578
It'll be so funny when your kids cut contact with you the day they turn 18
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>>33761580
>thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud
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>>33761578
Give your kids candy in moderation, in small doses, or else they're going to have an unhealthy relationship with it.
They'll grow up resenting you and the second they're outside of your authority they're going to pig out.
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>>33761561
Sure anon sure
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>>33761575
>A number can be big for a dick but small for a number
And for you it's both
>>33761575
>What's neurotic is throwing a hissyfit about people trying to be accurate
It's not but- actually nevermind it's just not.

I know your type and I know that you found some retarded statistic that gives you confidence, but get real man. I'm a solid 7.5 but it doesn't matter since I doubt I'll ever get the chance to use it. Thankfully fapping with all this dick makes things more pleasurable.
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>>33761582
It's the truth. You're a mean cunt midget
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>>33761588
Press lighter.
I don't know if you even technically need to make contact with the desktop at all.
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>>33761586
I have a friend who's 4'11" and did fencing for a while. She had a lot of fun with it and had to stop due to too many demands on her time and energy. How tall are you and how tall did you want to be? I guess even if you had that you still would have had to drop it for financial reasons.
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>>33761475
>>33761485
I mean, as far as I can tell. This is embarrassing, but I measured in a bit of a weird way because the only ruler I could find was a 6-inch ruler that I got from posting on /atoga/, so I used masking tape and then measured those pieces. I think the exact number is about 17.2 cm or 6.77 in.

>>33761486
Jesus anon...
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>>33761591
>complains about people measuring and comparing dicks
>proceeds to do the same
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>>33759363
This isn't socializing its retards screaming at each other.
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>>33761559
Don't be so autistic.
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>>33761470
I like how no one responded to this.
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Why are Houston Rockets getting rid of all hot European players?
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I miss my bf, he is sleeping (I think) T_T

>>33761562
F
Yes but I wouldn't let them eat too much candy I guess.
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>>33761589
>just give your children poison in small doses bro
Children don't do unhealthy bad shit because they've been told not to and are reblling against that advice, that is a myth. Children do unhealthy bad shit, because they have poor role models who do those things while simultaneously telling them not to (but that's not how children's brains work).
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>>33759363
Wanna be friends?
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>>33761606
lol, ts going to be so good when you end up actually having a kid
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>>33761596
I can't apologize for objectifying you.
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>>33761604
He’s with me, sweety. You can have him back soon
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gooooooooooood morning /atogoids/, how are we today¿

>>33761036
how did you find something this close lmao
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>>33761611
-_- I hate (You)
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>>33761606
>Children do unhealthy bad shit, because they have poor role models
Like the parents who tell them that candy is poison. Then they watch as all their friends eat candy and are.. just fine. Unpoisoned. Happy and carefree. Not under your thumb and trapped in your suffocating grip.
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>>33761613
It's practically noon, anon...
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>>33761613
Depressed and kinda drunk tho I only had Baileys hehe
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>>33761613
good morning. i'm about to crack open a blue monster.
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It's been a while since I saw exhib actually post his dick, and I'm not going to look it up because I'm not gay and I don't care THAT much, but I don't believe for a second that he's 7 inches. I'm only 7 inches if I really, really, press down, almost to a painful degree, and I remember exhib's dick definitely looking smaller than mine.
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>>33761620
Bit gay
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>>33761619
I envy you
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>>33761618
Nta but irish coffee sounds like a great way to start the day.
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>>33761616
Candy IS poison. There is absolutely zero nutrition in it, it spikes your blood sugar, tons of random dyes in it, microplastic packaging.
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>>33761620
yeah, he is coping hard because he built his whole exhibitionistic sense of self on the claim to be big
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>>33761626
Counterpoint: Yummy.
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>>33761623
Yup
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>>33761625
It is lol Im just depressed cause my bf sleeps too much
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>>33761630
Quite gay
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>>33761630
Wake him up with a blowie
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>>33761628
Counterpoint: Self control. Are you a toddler or what?
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>>33761562
Yes, but I'd encourage them to eat it in moderation. "Eating lots of candy at once is good, but you know what's better? Having a bunch of candy that you can keep coming back to even after all your friends run out." Maybe get one of these small claw machines where they can make a game out of it.

>>33761609
I think I'm flattered.
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>>33761594
I'm 5'0" (152cm), and I kinda wish I was at least my expected height (160cm based on my parents). I was actually thinking of starting fencing again now that I can afford it
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>>33761613
why is your ? like this
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>>33761626
>it spikes your blood sugar,
Insulin spikes mean fuck all when you're a kid.
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>>33761633
I only have candy every couple of weeks, so you should kill yourself. It's yummy.
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Mane it ain’t even like that dawg
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>>33761499
Do you ever find a dildo that’s about their size and use it when one of their posts gets you going
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>>33761628
Typical entitled woman.
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>>33761577
I’m not.
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>>33761642
Why do you think I ask for the dick stats of anons so often?
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>no moid answered my question
depressing
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>>33761580
No it has to have the feel too
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>>33761646
Where at? I'll take a crack at it.
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>>33761635
You should go for it. What's the worst that could happen? Apart from the blade going under your mask and poking your eye out, I mean.
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>>33761645
Hot
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>>33761615
Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha cucked bucked and broken
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>>33761646
It was probably bad. I try to ignore dumb questions. Or it was good and I just didn't know the answer.
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>>33761643
I'm a woman? Shit, I have a really massive cock for a woman.
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>>33761641
or is it...
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>>33761647
I don't think that's technically possible.
But from what I understand they went to great lengths to make the space bar not rattly on that $3600 once.
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>>33761659
This just looks like something designed to slip free and snap back and nail you in the balls. I don't like it.
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>>33761650
here >>33761602
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>>33761653
I never actually admitted it, for the record. I have plausible deniability.
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>>33761663
why? I thought you like cbt
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>>33761662
I have one that is really good, but it’s not perfect
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>>33761664
Oh. I don't know anything about sportsball. Sorry, anon.
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>>33761659
Niggas be strapping medieval torture devices to themselves for bigger dicks
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>>33761659
No, I’m ill, not sick
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>>33761666
NO, Satan.
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>>33761659
>chinese finger cuffs for your dick
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>>33761671
bet BV would tell a different story
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>>33761665
Of course, but hypothetically, you could rail yourself when reading praise from an anon with a dildo in their size…
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>>33761667
I have cheap membrane keyboard from the last century and it's good enough for me.
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>>33761672
I was wondering how it stays on, it all makes sense now
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>>33761676
And hypothetically I could do that pretty often whenever fictional smut isn't doing it for me.
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>>33761669
Looks more like a bra for your dick to not have it flopping around in your trouser leg.
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>>33761684
No, because who gives a fuck about Ontario
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>>33761673
I don't like pain. :(
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>>33761678
I made this comment earlier, but I've never found a mechanical keyboard that's as comfy to use as a membrane keyboard, not to mention how nice and quiet membrane keyboards are. If it weren't for the fact that my motherboard lacks a PS/2 port, I'd still be using a keyboard even older than my current USB one.
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>>33761684
yup
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>>33761596
>from posting on /atoga/
>helping “people with mental retardation”
KEK
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>>33761687
My motherboard has a PS/2 port and I'm typing this on a PS/2 keyboard.
The original keyboards for the original IBM PS/2 desktop computer that introduced that port were mechanical and a really great feel. They were loud as fuck though.
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>>33761602
not marketable
pro sports is about being the most marketable, which isn't necessarily synonymous with winning. 95% of the NBA's fanbase is poor blacks, so they know they need to advertise to poor blacks. How do you do that? fill the league with blacks from a typically poor background.
More directly, they're trying to replicate the cultural phenomenon known as Michael Jordan; the NBA has been chasing that dragon for 25 years. Shaq was supposed to be it, then Kobe. Neither of them really stuck like MJ did. It doesn't matter that white guys generally are more successful than black guys, their "lazy 3s" gameplay isn't marketable, so they get pushed aside for the 6'8 black guys trying and failing to throw reverse one-hand dunks from the free throw line.
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>>33761596
nah this is peak comedy
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Shucking grapes with my mom :)
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>>33761684
I hope not, too many vtubers are canadian for it to be over
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>>33761658
Women don't have dicks at all. Only a woman would exaggerate that much.
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>>33761679
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>>33761684
What's that you said about not making edgy comments? Bro, you having a fucking swastika in your tripcode.
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>>33761701
yes, absolutely, lovely
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>>33761695
I planned on researching this the next time I bought a computer, but maybe you know offhand: Is it still the case that the PS/2 port always has a direct line to the CPU? I know it will never make the least bit of a perceptible (or maybe even a measurable) difference, but I've always disliked the fact that my keyboard is going through the motherboard chipset USB controller, competing with all other USB devices that aren't using the high speed CPU lanes, before being routed to the CPU.
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>>33761696
>95% of the NBA's fanbase is poor blacks, so they know they need to advertise to poor blacks
Why won't they try to broaden their fanbase by advertising to women? You won't get more women to watch this if you get rid of all the hot euro guys. I mean I watch this but only because I used to play basketball back in high school
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>>33761440
Depends on why and if we're gonna split the bills, but sure I guess
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Sometimes I wonder why I barely get any traction on dating apps and then I see screenshots of women matching with utter neanderthals like this and I understand.
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>>33761685
>>33761699
USA save us.
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>>33761698
Is this some kind of euphemism for something
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Hi girls
I have this nice 1850s vintage engraving of ancient Greek ruins I visited. Do you have any recommendations for frames? Would it be better in my bedroom, living room, or office?
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>>33761708
Yeah, you're just too smart for women, that's the problem.
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>>33761705
that's what the WNBA is for. Honestly, female sports "fans" (femcoomers) gravitate towards the NFL because they're not just tall but also hulking masses of muscle. basketball players are human giraffes and end up looking kinda silly
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>>33761711
Office
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>>33761712
Don't be sassy with me, Exhib. Aren't you into cuckolding?
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>>33761708
>retard to retard communication
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>>33761708
maybe she shouldn't be picking guys based on his height *shrug*
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>>33761375
>key keyboard
Like musical? Or does it mean something else? I don't see what would justify that price unless they crammed a gaming pc or a renderbeast in there, or maybe an AI that doesn't require internet
I can't imagine why the keyboard itself is so expensive
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>>33761713
You are behind the times. Girls are into hockey now.
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>>33761704
No idea. Sorry. I've never heard of something like that.
Nobody would have thought about it in '87 but that sounds like an attack vector security vulnerability.
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>>33761720
that was quick
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>>33761720
only Floridians like hockey, and only during playoffs
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>>33761704
nta No, a PS/2 interacts with the I/O controller which then communicates with the CPU. In practice this means lower latency but we're talking microseconds. USB devices are fast and efficient. Gaming mice and keyboards are designed to reduce USB latency and support high polling rates. PS/2 does not support hotplugging safely either.
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>>33761708
Well, what kind of books do you like?
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>>33761717
Maybe you shouldn't judge. *shrugs*
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>>33761715
No? People are just pulling rumors out of a hat at this point huh?
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>>33761707
what reasons would be acceptable vs unacceptable
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>>33761702
The swastika dates back to the Sanskrit word svastika meaning “good luck”
There are swastikas thousands of years old carved in caves in Iran
Kys
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>>33761709
I'll do it for them
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>>33761728
you can pretty accurately judge what sort of guy a guy is from his pics on his profile. 100% guarantee he had some generic 'chad' pics which is why she even responded in the first place. You think the nerdy pale dude with glasses is gonna ask if she likes partying? he probably reads more than she does. but he looked "lame" so she passed over him for the gymbro with a ton of professional pics at clubs and shit and then acts surprised when he can't tell Nancy Drew from 50 Shades.
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>>33761731
huehuehuehuehuehuehue next thing we know you move to india, right?
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>>33761731
Yeah that's not why you're using it.
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>>33761731
>Kys
Oh, yeh, that's totally how you mean to use a swastika... you dumb fuck.
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>>33761713
I watch WNBA too. Still I want more european guys in NBA
Also there is MUCH less money in WNBA than in NBA and WNBA media coverage is shit, it won't make anybody watch basketball
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>>33761718
>Or does it mean something else?
It means my brain stuttered when typing that post.
>I can't imagine why the keyboard itself is so expensive
Expensive research and development to solve minute mechanical problems that no sane person would care about, complex mechanical parts with very precise manufacturing tolerances, time consumingly assembled by hand.
Apparently there is a 9-12 month waiting list and production backlog.
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Are we in a JH-Ohio romance arc now?
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>>33761730
There's lots of reasons so I won't list them all but the unacceptable ones that come to mind are things like:
>bf won't be back for three months and she's lonely
>she's broke and needs someone to foot bills and pay for her for a few months
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>>33761746
>He took it off
Gahahaha
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>>33761743
If I'm that big of a keyboard autist maybe but I can't imagine caring enough
I have a glowie razer keyboard with media control keys and that's enough for me
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>>33761746
Trannies don't care about seeming controversial. Again... you dumb fuck.
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>>33761744
I thought she was a lesbian? Ngl who gives a shit
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Wait is "G" that pedophile Garry guy?
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You fags hate American imperialism but you also hate Hitler
Make it make sense
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>>33761735
She's retarded just tell her that next time, is that so hard. Ughhhh
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>>33761747
it's more that the novelty wears off after a few weeks, so why not just enjoy it while it lasts and then go separate ways with no hard feelings?
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>>33761741
because women's sports suck. Only tennis and volleyball are worth watching. the LFL was a joke for the same reason the WNBA is; all nasty ratchet skanks we're supposed to pretend are attractive. female soccer players are kinda cute sometimes but they're all lesbians. softball is decent (biased, several cousins play and I'd go to their games sometimes)

Your best bet would be either to watch the euro basketball league, or pick one of the whiter college squads (like Navy) and watch them in the NCAA.
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>>33761722
>>33761726
The version I heard was that keyboard interrupts over PS/2 went straight to the CPU and couldn't be delayed/ignored by any other traffic, but it was a long time ago, but I never verified that claim. Good to know.
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>>33761246
tell her maybe you guys will have make up sex
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>>33761710
No, it was literal
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>>33761741
or, you know, accept the call of the coal. you're already ¾ of the way there, watching the NBA.
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>>33761764
>because women's sports suck
I watched women's rugby and it was honestly plenty entertaining.
I'm not a typical sports watcher but whatever.
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>>33761561
Congratulations!
See you tomorrow!
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>>33761754
yeah
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>>33761762
It would depend on the person then, I suppose. I would generally be against it but honestly, I'm lonely and isolated enough that I might do it
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>>33761766
Uh no, I’m gonna tell her I’m sorry
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>>33761755
Hating two different forms of oppression isn’t hypocrisy, hypocrisy would be defending one while condemning the other... you dumb fuck.
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>>33761561
You would never stop cheating on your gf?
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>>33761773
sorry for what?
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>>33761755
They hate you for being a nazi cuck
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>>33761777
Taking her for granted and not truly appreciating her. I was an awful partner
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>>33761764
men's sports would also suck with this amount of money, but that's not the point. I WANT to watch male basketball, I just don't want them to actively remove the hottest players. They are literally sabotaging themselves
>>33761768
NO
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>>33761755
Hitler invaded my country, starved my people, stole our gold and destroyed our infrastructure. Americans do the same but they just haven't done it to me
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>>33761769
even when they play well, men play better. This is the primary issue with women's athletics. There's only three reasons to watch sports: 1. to marvel at athletic ability 2. ogle the players. 3. a family member plays and you went to support them. If you want athletic ability, your only option is men. if you want to ogle the players, it depends on your sexuality.
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women
how can I know if my gf is receptive to the limits I put in the relationship or if she’s just acting?
I reckon people can act for months/years
Should I try to trigger a situation that will test her?
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>>33761772
>depends on the person
what person would you be ok to do this with and what person wouldn't you be?
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>>33761767
Enjoy your grapes then
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Every single couple I know IRL where the girl is actually hotter than the guy, for real, is a church going couple who met in church.
I think religiousity maybe reduces the hypergamy and Darwinian instincts of the average woman.
I also notice that the further up North you go in Europe the more looks conscious the girls are. I think again this is the same effect at play, because those up there are less religious.
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>>33761783
the WNBA has more money in it now than the NBA did in the 70s. the NBA absolutely pours money into the WNBA, it's basically a tax writeoff for them at this point.

the braids and leopard print clothing beckons~
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>>33761782
and then have make up sex?
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>>33761782
tale as old as time
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>>33761785
What if I'm into buff ladies?
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>>33761794
one dollar was worth more in the 70s than now
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>>33761788
I meant like it would depend on how I feel about them and how well I know them
There aren't concrete answers to that just very subjective feelings so I can't provide any further specifics
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>>33761782
what did you do that makes you an awful partner? what was great about her that makes you want to apologize?
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>>33761786
What kind of limits? Not that it matters, shit testing your partner never ends well
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>>33761800
adjusting for inflation, obviously.

>>33761799
women's boxing or mma, then
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>>33761786
lmfao what
what limits?
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>>33761774
I'm convinced some 20% to 30% of humanity are born evil.
Like, there's legit normies who will be like, "of course we should murder those other people to death, if it's profitable".
It's annoying having to share a planet with such snakes. You know they wouldn't think twice if they had a chance to sink their fangs into your skin, despite assurances that they are OBVIOUSLY on your side.
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>>33761784
Tell me you’re from France
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>>33761786
>men don't shit test!
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>>33761765
Not quite. They can be delayed or deprioritized, though this doesn't really happen under normal situations. The PS/2 keyboard sends a scan code over the PS/2 line to the Super I/O chip. That controller sends an interrupt request (IRQ 1) to the Programmable Interrupt Controller (PIC) or the Advanced Programmable Interrupt Controller (APIC). The interrupt controller notifies the CPU. "Hey, IRQ 1 has triggered, time to call the keyboard interrupt handler." he CPU, depending on its current interrupt masking and priority, handles the request, usually by running an interrupt service routine (ISR) assigned to the keyboard.

The CPU can disable interrupts temporarily during critical sections of code. Other higher priority interrupts can delay the handling of lower priority ones depending on the system's interrupt priority configuration. On modern systems using APIC interrupts are more flexibly prioritized but still not immune to delay. A disk controller or NIC could interrupt it.

Imagine you’re playing a high load 3D game and suddenly mash the keyboard. If your GPU driver or storage controller causes a flood of high priority interrupts and the system is under heavy load your keyboard input could be delayed a few milliseconds. On USB it might be delayed more of course (polling + stack).
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>>33761803
One limit would be not getting upset/angry if something didn’t happen when we’re going out if we don’t communicate we want that to happen
For example, she got upset that we went on a city break and we didn’t have time to walk in a park or sit on a bench.
Her upset was triggered because she stated she needs physical affection constantly when we go out.
And I supply that, but at that specific time I felt like shit, dizzy, head hurt, could barely stay awake. And she implied I don’t care about her because everything we did that day felt rushed (not the first time she said that).
She said she understood that I felt like shit, but she really wanted to spend more intimate time, even though we spent the WHOLE day together
Another limit is not falling into enmeshment. She feels guilty if I have a bad state and usually takes my state as hers, no matter how she felt before and she tries and wants to make me feel good again. And she gets upset when she can’t, and she can’t change my state because it’s not about her
Things like these
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>>33761796
"staying" men are truly desperate. staying in a relationship while making both parties miserable is their "love language" pathetic
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>>33761744
>romance
>on 4chan
Come on.
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>>33761824
there is staying and staying
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>>33761744
She's already in a relationship, no? Maybe a friendship arc.
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>>33761825
>>33761831
Hmmmm where’d you two sneak off to then?
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>>33761731
gary, i was so hoping you killed yourself. how's your wife? how's her bull?
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>>33761814
I didn’t shit test yet, I was wondering if I should do that
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>>33761812
Thank god no
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>>33761815
Nta. This is so cool to read. I love that some people just know things like this off the top of their head, and posts like this can come up organically in atoga.
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>>33761837
yes, and i was pointing out that many people pretend men don't shit test, when they so obviously do
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>>33761784
romanian/moldovian?
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hi new to /atoga/ here.
when do I get to the part where I get a cute 4chan girlfriend?
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>>33761843
ahh nvm, the soviets did that
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>>33761840
Really? I thought I just bored the shit out of a lot of people. :)
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hey guys, remember that time gary caught his wife cheating on him with a black man and then developed a cuckolding fetish while crashing out about it live on 4chan? i do
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>>33761844
DO you have a cute 4chan dick?
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>>33761833
Write a fanfic of us, if you want. Make it extra raunchy so he's embarrassed.
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>>33761844
Never
Just start LARPing like everyone else
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>>33761844
you either die a chad or live long enough to become the cute 4chan gf
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>>33761848
remember that time he impregnated her then dipped to impregnate an underage girl?
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>>33761850
umm... yes.
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>>33761819
so… should I test her, or should I wait and see if things repeat again and again?
She’s 24 btw, sometimes I feel like I’m dating a much younger woman
I’m also wondering if it’s possible to change at that age. I did, but it took some traumatic shit to happen
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>>33761819
Woah ok, she definitely has some issues. I don't know how you can work on her neediness(?) but it definitely sounds like she would react very badly if she realised you tried to test her
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>>33761517
>no one asked
I'm discussing decimal points, not dicks. I'm sorry you don't have one. A point that is.

>>33761525
Happiness is often considered attractive in others.

>>33761514
>I don't like he did that in particular, but it doesn't affect me
This is a healthy response.
People get caught up in this ideal of hating a person forever and reviling them in every way for completely unrelated faults.
It's like refusing to use a skilled , capable, and inexpensive mechanic because of his personal life.
Or hating Michael Jackson music because you think he was a pedophile.

>>33761536
>Who the fucks comes to 4chan to follow a moral code and exclusively talk to "good" people? You're nuts.
Moral absolutists on the internet are insane. Being a moral absolutist on 4chan of all places is insane *and* stupid.
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>>33761867
So... it's the James Gunn thing pretty much?
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do you ever let the highs, the roads, breaking up your mind?
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>>33761867
Doesn't using those people's services mean you're condoning their actions in some way?
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Silicon Valley Billionaires are doing IVF purposefully so that they can go genetic testing on their embroys and select the ones with the projected highest IQ, height, athletic talent, ...etc.
>gender
>how do you feel about this happening and you not being able to afford it?
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Women, why is stubble the superior facial hair choice?
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>>33761876
it looks unkempt the bigger the facial hair like a hobo
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>>33761867
>This is a healthy response
I don't often get to hear that ITT, so thanks.
>Happiness is often considered attractive in others.
That's true. Plus I find it attractive when guys can match my level of freak, or at least accept it without judgement.
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>>33761848
Whos Gary?
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>>33761875
M
Same as it ever was
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>>33761875
f
thats - how natural selection works anon...
either you make it or you don't and in todays world making it might just mean being able to afford genetic engineering, deal with it
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>>33761878
does santa claus look like a hobo?
and watch you say because christmas is soon.
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>>33761876
clean shaved is too civilized, beard is too uncivilized, stubble is just the right balance
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>>33761867
>it doesn't affect me
It actually does though in some small way. It normalizes that behavoir.
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>>33761875
M, I think it's neat. Reminds me very strongly of my favorite anime incidentally.
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>>33761883
It's not engineering, yet. They just inseminate 2 dozen eggs and just implant the highest scoring ones.
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>>33761883
>making it might just mean being able to afford genetic engineering
That's like saying I'm making it because I can afford an iPad.
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State gender and thoughts on the Yeshua ben Yosef incident?
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Women, how to make you feel less alone long distance when youre in a strange place where you don't know anyone?
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>>33761894
Idk. QRD?
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>>33761875
>Silicon Valley Billionaires are doing IVF purposefully so that they can go genetic testing on their embroys and select the ones with the projected highest IQ, height, athletic talent, ...etc.
>>gender
>>how do you feel about this happening and you not being able to afford it?
Not my problem. They'll probably fuck it up and it'll come back and bite them in the ass, as it should.
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>>33761890
call it whatever you want
>>33761892
what's your point? financial freedom is part of making it, yes
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>>33761897
if I go to a strange place where I don't know anyone then specifically because I want to spend alone time and be left alone
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People hate on him, but Elon Musk has the most optimal mating strategy for a billionaire.
He gets 1 to 3 kids with every high IQ highly accomplished thot he comes across. He'll probably keep doing it into his old age.
There's going to be whole wikipedia sections about his children and their great accomplishments.
I bet there's gonna be multiple noble laureates and field medalists, probably a couple of US presidents too.
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>>33761878
he looks like a luxus hobo
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>>33761906
They're going to have disabilities unironically, he's old, those women were old and had mental disorders too.
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>>33761866
This one time she was very upset and dysregulated because she thought I was checking out a female friend I knew before her (not true, she is much younger and is a relative of a friend). She felt like puking (her words).
She also cried in front of me, literally cried because I told her I’m going to play sports with some friends and with some people she knew but I didn’t.
She said that I’m going to find someone else and I’ll leave her.
So the limit I put is to focus our emotional energy on real situations and not perceived/possible scenarios that come from a preconception that one had before this relationship.
Idk, if she didn’t have this strong fear of abandonment and enmeshment tendencies. she’d be a great 10/10
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>>33761906
>this just in: males like to procreate
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>>33761910
that's part of the reason they do it through IVF, you can screen for a lot of the health issues
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>>33761912
She also feels like my mom at times, weird shit
I’m just venting/complaining, no need to answer this
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>>33761912
remember that you chose who you are in a relationship with
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>>33761897
Send memes.
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>>33761913
actually he's kinda atypical, even for a billionaire, they typically only have one wife and maybe two mistresses and no more than a handful of children.
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>>33761901
Owning an iPad means you had discretionary income once. Financial freedom means you have ongoing control over your time and money, not just that you can buy something flashy. Financial freedom = No longer needing to work to survive. Buying an iPad = Spending $400–$1000 once. Those are on completely different levels. An iPad Is a symbol of spending, not stability. The real test of “making it” financially isn’t if you can afford a device. It's can you quit your job tomorrow and be fine for years? Can you handle a $5,000 emergency without stress? Are your investments working harder than you are? The people that can handle their money well are the ones with cheap suits and shitty cars.
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>>33761906
Man, I wish I browsed /mu/ when all the insufferable Grimes spammers found out their perfect waifu got impregnated by some random retard with money
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>>33761921
>The real test of “making it” financially isn’t if you can afford a device.
I never said that, you did. Why are you spewing all this bullshit at me? We both know what I meant and that I am right. Go jerk off or something to take the edge off man.
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>>33761617
nuh uh its not even 10am as i right this you silly hoor
>>33761618
first of all: naughty!
second of all: don't get too fucked up!!
>>33761619
amen retroboomer "fruitigers" energized
>>33761637
hey don't you talk about my ¿ like that. the hell do you think you are‽
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>>33761928
Ad hominem. Guess I won then.
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>>33761906
I'm not expecting much, considering how his son turned out
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>>33761917
Yeah, I guess
I like her, a lot, probably because she resembles my mom
But I think I’ll back off from testing her, I’ll wait to see if she understands and holds these limits. And if she won’t, then it will end
Unfortunately, she said she doesn’t want to go to therapy because she will deal with her insecurities and anxiety
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>>33761914
They'll still fuck it up just you watch
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icy blue eyes are scary frfr
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>>33761874
>Doesn't using those people's services mean you're condoning their actions in some way?
The series "The Good Place" does a very good job of illustrating how it's essentially impossible to avoid supporting anyone evil in any way.

Where you draw the line is subjective. I wouldn't use a KKK mechanic but I wouldn't care if he did drugs on the weekends. It varies.
But anyone who thinks that anyone who did anything evil ever is forever tainted, can never be redeemed, and should simply die *might* just be a delusional nutcase.
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>>33761926
kek, I love how these bitches all thought was SURELY going to commit for life, because their hole is extra SPECUL
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>>33761931
oh god it's you
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>>33761795
If she wants
>>33761802
I took her for granted, just ignored her to play games and do drugs in my depression. She was wonderful. She loved me dearly, did everything she could for my happiness. I was not worthy of her.
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>>33761935
how do you feel about hayzel eyes?
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>>33761935
I agree t. normal blue eyes
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>>33761932
his first wife is a liberal author so that kinda make sense, the rest of them are weirder and more right-wing
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>>33761929
>the hell do you think you are‽
the one you hold when you come in your dreams
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All the maleanon micro-thread celebs are unhinged fucking losers

All the femanons micro-thread celebs are just attention-seeking girls.

Funny how that is
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>>33761935
same, my ex had pale blue eyes and it's a no for me: brown or green are fine
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Why is a guy with autism wanting to spread his genes around?
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>>33761949
>people that stick out on 4chan are mentally ill weirdos
oh, you don't say
you are on perceptive mf
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>>33761948
that's grim, i've never had a wet dream before (no i'm not impotent btw just never have sex dreams)
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>>33761954
those with turbo autism never think they are the dysgenic ones
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>>33761954
>autism
Can we stop using this word?
It's become meaningless. Even scientists and psychiatrists agree.
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>>33761943
eye color rank imo
brown -warm to look into everyone has them almost feels like home to me
green- the most beautiful after brown
hazel- cool to look at
blue- too cold looking for my taste
icy blue -last because scary frfr
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>>33761949
Nuh uh
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>>33761956
until now
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>>33761949
Brilliant insight
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>>33761942
>She loved me dearly, did everything she could for my happiness.

what’d she do? only asking because you sound so regretful and for you to say your not worthy of her is big
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uh sex?
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Women, Viet or Soviet men?
Men, Viet or Soviet women?
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>>33761953
>brown or green are fine
brown and green on top
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>>33761960
ayy yeah! my eyes are a hazel-brown, they are greener around the edges so it has a weird false-color looking effe
>>33761962
x_x
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>>33761965
uh nah
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>>33761967
F, Viet men, love asian man
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>>33761964
She always put my feelings first. She’d hold me, talk to me. She made me every single meal, and never asked for anything. She was so giving and loving and would do anything to make it work, always supported me. Truly amazing
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>>33761887
>It normalizes that behavoir.
Are you under the impression that people are more likely to cheat on their partners if random people on the internet don't constantly respond to them with vitriolic replies?
This might surprise you, but the factors that lead up to an individual cheating on their partner are often specific to that individual and have, throughout history, have occurred regardless of public opinion.
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>>33761967
soviet men, the fuck kind of question is that even?
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>>33761960
olive tone skin men with green eyes are so hot
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Anons, pls clarify this:

Meet up with cute coworker at a run club, we have fun, we flirt and she even says i ‘have big muscles’, everything went well UNTIL she excitingly jumps into the arms of some guy? They talk for a minute and they leave by hugging (possibly a kiss on the cheek - i didnt fully see). Now I am thinking she has a boyfriend, but she continues flirting after he left: touching my arm, taking a picture together, a long lingering handshake just before the run starts.

I am a bit lost, please help
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>>33761973
You like short brown men?
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Femanons, what would you do if you were on a date with a guy and he just straight up asked "so, do you like mom son porn?"
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>>33761967
F soviet probably. Idk, aren't viets just darker chinese?
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>>33761970
hey, don't xx eye me now, what was I supposed to say to that
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>>33761978
Forgot my gender lol M
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>>33761974
yeah I hope she doesn’t forgive you
you only realize how good you had it until you lost it. typical moid behavior
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>>33761967
I mean "soviet" could mean anything cause that country is fucking massive.
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>>33761975
really? REALLY? is this what i think it is?
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>>33761980
you never saw someone be happy they bumped into a friend? sheeeeit anon
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>>33761982
I love snack size men, theyre my minions
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>>33761906
Id do the same honestly. Its the same thing the Tates are doing. like 20 kids with women of all races
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>>33761987
Well, yeah. I hope she forgives me, but more than anything I hope she’s okay. I want her to be happy, she deserves it.
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>>33761879
>or at least accept it without judgement.
Having spent my entire life feeling like a goofy outcast treated as a nonsexual entity by everyone, it was shocking to find how well received I was on FetLife simply for being completely nonjudgmental of others. Even there, people get critical and judgemental at times. Meanwhile I simply accept people as they are. Occasionally if they're being stupid, I just point it out in case they'd like to stop.
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>>33761991
No sure, but she was legit JUMPING into his arms
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>>33761986
spotted the viet moid
>>33761983
depends on the context and general vibe of the date
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>>33761932
a 7% failure rate isnt that bad considering.
He's got 14 kids and only one turned out defective
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>>33761985
lmao yeah good point idk i was a bit taken aback and didn't know what to say either if i'm being HONEST
>>33761992
skinwalker detector: "skinwalker detected"
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>>33761984
Google is showing me pictures of both dark and light skin.
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>>33761989
Was massive and it wasn't a country it was a union
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>>33761871
>the James Gunn thing
I don't actually know what you mean by this.
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>>33761992
How tall are you? Would you date somebody shorter?
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>>33761997
ok, and? no wonder you don't get laid
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i love snack size men and I get accused of being a skinwalker wtf
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>>33761984
American education
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>>33762009
You will die skinwalker
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>>33761954
Why is a woman with BPD wanting to spread her genes around?
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>>33762000
on the topic of honesty, did you only sleep like three hours?
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>>33762005
176cm and yes all my ex bfs have been short tall men are like lizards to me
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>>33762002
Viets are brown, close to Indians but not quite.
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>>33762009
i'm not a manlet so i don't have a horse in that race. sorrs x
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>>33762016
t.45 bmi
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>>33762013
really took you 12 min to scratch this out huh
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women, do you understand now?
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>>33762016
are you MTF?
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>>33762006
Please other anons get involved: is it normal for a woman to jump into your guy friends arms when you see him?

> no wonder you don't get laid
I do, but this was the first time meeting this girl outside work
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NeverMix with sub5’6, bros.
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>>33762021
it’s 18,5 i have eating disorders
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>>33762023
Why is a woman with autism trying to spread her genes?
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>>33762010
Not American, and physiognomy wise it's kinda true
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>>33762014
yeah, honestly im probably gonna take a nap but i'm short sleeper so 4 to 5 hrs is typical for me! why, do you think i'm a L I A R ;_;
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I don't date short girls. 175 and over only
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>>33762032
Dumb
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>>33762026
no I just have a tall dad who made me a tall girl wtf is that hard concept to wrap your brain around? do you understand genetics wtf
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>>33762023
Why is a woman with eating disorders trying to spread her genes?
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>>33762028
I find myself only attracted to girls 175cm and up
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>>33762034
The longer the legs the better
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Bad energy here right now
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>>33762024
shut the fuck up sweeney ass licker
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>>33762035
If you're Vietnamese I'm sorry for offending you, it wasn't my intention
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>>33762033
>do you think i'm a L I A R
no, I just once again didn't know what to say
are you on any substance?
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>>33762036
no, I meant, I never met a single women who preferred short guys, and you're not even that tall so it's not like you would find it hard to find someone taller, so it's just kinda super rare, so that's why I suspected you might be trans
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>>33762017
I mean, anyone here can google it. They look a little paler than filipinos but there's decent overlap.
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>>33762045
No, it’s just dumb
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>>33762038
i’m not i don’t want children i just love short men i collect them like funko pops
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>>33762034
Are you that tall guy who's scared of crushing smaller women
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>>33762043
why is an overly sensitive tranny trying to spread it's genes?
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>>33762052
No I’m not that guy. I'm also not that tall lol what a weird fear
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>>33762053
I’m not, nor was I a part of your back and forth
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>>33761844
That doesn't happen.
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>>33762044
brother why are you mad
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hot take idgaf about spreading my genes i know my genes will die with me and i am satisfied
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>>33762024
Her face is mid. Best part is her boobs
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>>33762062
I will clone you
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>>33762062
Didn’t ask brother
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>>33761844
there are no women in these threads
even JH is a man
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I love women (men)
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>>33762062
I'll have mossad scoop up your cumsock and impregnate a crackwhore on MLK blvd just to spite you
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Women, how does it feel to be a man? A human.
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>>33762058
Lol but as a tiny girl I am kinda scared that any man over 180cm would probably crush me
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>>33762076
as a fellow short girl, please kys asap
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>>33762076
I've had time to think about this and I think the both fears are valid.
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>>33762076
Tiny girls deserved to be squished by the full weight of a man on top of them.
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>>33762047
not right this moment, i take a stimulant cuz i have bad anhedonia if i do not but it doesn't impact my sleep much at all when i'm adjusted to the dose. i probably won't take it until after i nap, unless i decide to forgo the nap (i might do; i'm in an optimistic mood this morning after a crash out last night). it is not lost on me you've went out of your way twice to respond (who could blame you¿).
tell me something on your mind, i feel like you have interesting thoughts (you know, since you have good taste in what anons to pay attention to)
>no, I just once again didn't know what to say
ahhh so you're calling me a truther, huh? typical
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>>33762076
NTA but I'm pretty sure I would be more likely to split you during sex
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>>33762066
>>33762072
im a woman 176cm 18,5bmi with eating disorders
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>>33762086
but do you have a vagina? and did you have that vagina at birth?
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>>33762086
Again, I didn’t ask
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>>33762086
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Can someone with a brain please weigh in on this? Preferably femanons

>>33761980
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>>33762028
I remember all the short girls bullying the tall quiet girl in high school. They're devilish.
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>>33762086
Be my super model gf that eats napkins
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>>33762079
Don't be rude nonnie, I'm not kink shaming you
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>>33761769
I like when they lift up players
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>even animals get cucked now
guys, we just cant catch a break...
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>>33761967
M
Soviet women of course
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Why is a woman trying to spread her genes with short men?

You ableist piece of troll garbage. Purchase a shotgun and decorate the nearest wall with your empty braincells.
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>>33762094
Did they just make fun of her for being tall?
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>>33761967
Soviet women, duh
Russian women are the prettiest creatures in the world
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>>33762100
Go service Barron Trump's ugly cock you NAZI.
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>>33762091
She's a flirt, to put it mildly
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>>33762094
The tallest girl in class had a crush on me.
Too bad it happened in 6th grade.
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>>33761980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO9epU3GCeY&list=RDMO9epU3GCeY&start_radio=1
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>>33762100
We go after tall men, moids get mad. We go after short men, moids also get mad.
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>>33762107
KEK
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>>33762114
it's just not believable, to be honest, women don't like short men
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>>33762114
it sucks being in the ''not short and not tall'' purgatory...
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>>33762110
>Too bad it happened in 6th grade.
Bruh, I feel this pain. Just gotta do it again in adulthood, just once
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>>33762117
no it doesn't, fuck off
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>>33762051
>short men i collect them like funko pops
changing them like socks, that's how much they're worth as people and partners
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>>33762109
>>33762113
Hm could be possible. But she is not like that normally around the office though, which I have definitely seen with other girls
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>>33762083
>you know, since you have good taste in what anons to pay attention to
very true, I like your attention to details
>tell me something on your mind
I made a server this morning that's just me, myself and I and I have been posting everything that came to my mind in there all day and it's great, I can highly recommend it
I posted pics, memes, songs, lyrics, books, links, ramblings, insights, documents
it has been very cathartic, like my brain can take a break because everything is right there to go back to if I ever feel like it
I like to collect things, but it feels a bit wasted if it's just rotting in my camroll and spammy if I post it somewhere people can see
so it feels like the ideal middle ground between a diary and spamming a server or a person with my shitposting

what's on your mind?
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>>33762115
its true
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>>33762120
I grew up to be shorter than her.
Also I think she's married with kids and has a pixie cut now :|
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>>33762122
You dont know shit.
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>>33762087
yes i was born with a vagina biologically i can have children but i dont want to pregnancy will make me fat
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>>33762131
it's an objective fact, that cannot be debated
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>>33761980
She leaves work and hooks up with attractive men on the regular.
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>>33762132
Me when I cum after a month long nofap streak, loaded with zinc and a 2 hours long edge session
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>>33762132
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>>33762133
I love chubby tall girls, though.
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>>33761980
She's not loyal. Is she a nurse?
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>>33762131
It's ok anon, I prefer average men
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>>33762137
Haha I find this funny haha
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Either gender. What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
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>>33762133
>tall girl
>doesnt want to have kids
fucking nevermind then
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>>33762140
>its ok, the big ones hurt
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>>33762143
F the rise of Skywalker
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>>33762135
Maybe, hope I am next

>>33762139
No, she works in data, so not a typical ‘sleeping around’ business. Thats why I dont actually think she is like that because considering there are 80% men in the office and she doesnt show it like some other girls do. But we will see
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>>33762137
this is how I imagine that "no sweets for my kids" karen
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>>33762142
Haha yes me too
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>>33762143
minecraft movie
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>>33762144
reminds me of that time two girls started fighting over who got to dance with me cause they both wanted to dance with the other guy
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>>33762150
Haha nice
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>Gender
>Nice clothes or Clothes that fit nicely
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>>33762143
f, probably one of those ((comedies)) where the jokes are just being as cringey and weirdly sexual as possible in the most inappropriate situations
movies with adam sandler in it come to my mind
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>>33762155
Haha
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>>33762156
F. Clothes that fit nicely.
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>>33762156
M
Both
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>>33762148
You want to be a manwhore and she's already a slut. The rest is copium. She fucks a lot of men but it sounds like you're just a backup.
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>>33762156
M
fit is always more important
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>>33762156
f
clothes that fit nicely
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My mom has the sweetest little cat
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>>33762159
Haha
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>>33762156
If you're a man then the only viable option is the 2nd one. Otherwise, expect to be single.
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>>33762168
ok, post pics
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>>33762143
M
I remember I watched Repo! The Genetic Opera and thinking it was so bad I had to watch it again with the commentary track just to get some value out of it.
But that was before I saw what slop netflix are able to produce.
Also, Rocky Horror Picture Show is way overrated.
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>>33762143
M
Hello I must be going
girlfailure late 20s (possibly) meets younger guy, nothing happens, she gets rich divorcing her ex husband and "finds herself" or whatever
It's not bad because it's a chick flick it's bad because it's genreless, nothing interesting happens, there's no moral of the story, no music that I can recall, no memorable scenes, I have no idea why it was made, I don't think melanie lynskey even gets her tits out so it wasn't one of those movies made just as an excuse to see an actresses tits
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The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
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>>33762158
Holy fuck, you uncorked me. I completely blocked out that I saw Jack & Jill.
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>>33762171
Her name is Pepsi, haha
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Are you happy with your choice of a polycule over a nuclear family?
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what's worse, being an incel or being a quasi-incel who looses his wife/gf in an accident?
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>>33762177
perfect
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>>33762177
Nice pussy
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>>33762146
Uh, I assume they do
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>>33762180
She refuses to let anyone hold her but I managed to get her onto my lap
>>33762182
She is perfect
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>>33762178
I'm a dom in a TPE relationship. It's the best shit ever.
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Curse my huge bent penis
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>>33762143
I remember hating Fantastic 4 (the bad one). Don't recall anything else off the top of my head
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>>33762138
>I love chubby tall girls, though

that’s what you think anon no one likes chubby or fat girls that’s just an idea to like not a reality
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>>33762188
and by huge you mean six inches?
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Women
Why the fuck are recipes online so bloated with bullshit. Why do I need to read the author’s autobiography to see their recipe for a grilled cheese. Why.
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>>33762190
NTA, speak for yourself, I love shortstacks
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>>33762190
I don't like skinny girls. I'd rather have a girl that is a bit too fat than one that is a bit too skinny. Seeing bone structure turns me OFF very fast.
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>>33762191
18 cm and a half
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>>33762164
How can this response be so much different from this >>33761991

“She is a whore” vs “its just her friend”
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>>33762192
Because the secret ingredient is love.
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>>33762197
Welcome to the land of mentally ill
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>>33762192
Because women love that shit
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>>33762189
>Fantastic 4 (the bad one)
I genuinely can't tell which one you mean. Yikes.

>>33762192
NAG, but you can add cooked.wiki/ to the start of the URL to get a more legible page.
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>>33762192
that only happens when you're dumb enough to actually seriously click on those millenial narc wannabe house wifes that actually think that "building a narrative" is "marketing strategy" or some bullshit their read on another blog about how to "gain a loyal following and make money online"
just use a reputable cookbook, use a recipes collection online or be a normal human being and just use your brain to cook what you want to cook
what do you even need a recipe for? just ask AI if you don't know something or need to calculate dough moisture or something more elaborate
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>>33762197
The other response is clearly sarcastic.
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>>33762196
Whoa there, put that lethal weapon away
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>>33762197
because one response is by sane person and one by an insane one
now find out which is which
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>>33762192
I hate it too. I just skip it until I see numbers.
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>>33762204
Which one is the other ?
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>>33762206
Surely you’re not referring to yourself as sane
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>>33762212
saner than that other person
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>>33762192
I don't know but I'm glad for the "jump to recipe" button
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we are like 5 years away from humaniod robots with ChatGPT level of AI, and convinsing prosthetic level skins

>gender
>will you order an AI bf/gf?
>what will its special features be?
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>>33762206
Clearly the guy calling her a whore is the insane one
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>>33762214
Not a high bar
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>>33762195
>bone structure turns me OFF very fast.
ok
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Femanons, what would you do if you had a 24 year old son who was a virgin and never brought home a girlfriend or a friend in his life?
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>>33762218
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I’d like an assistant. A Jarvis style AI for myself would be great
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Why are True Religion jeans so expensive, despite the fact that they never fit as well as walmart wranglers?
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>>33762218
f
fuck no, what would be the point of that?
the fun part about men is that they are their own person you can be curious about, not whatever this disgusting soulless slave fetish is
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>>33762205
It doesn't matter because of the hard bend to the left
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>>33762143
A friend made me watch Big Man Japan, but that movie is retarded on purpose.
There was a different movie I started to watch recently, can't remember the name but it was on Prime Video and it was some nondescript grey monster that apparently went around eating people. I turned it off within ten minutes because it was so bad. Dog shit acting, weak special effects, the writing was nonsensical, and there didn't seem to be a hook other than "generic monster eats people".
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If women dictate male value, why aren't they dominant in bed?
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>>33762222
Not even a friend? I really hope I won't become such a terrible parent
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>>33762220
whats your point?
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>>33762229
idiot, women control men precisely by letting them think they are the dominant ones
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>>33762222
blame myself for being a fuck up
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>>33762202
Yellow and green are very tolerable. Red I remember thinking it was absolutely awful. Don't remember it since I only saw it once after it came out. The studio only made it because they wanted to keep the IP theirs, which required making a movie about it every couple years
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>>33762222
mercy killing
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>>33762232
Idk, I just miss you
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>>33762203
> just ask AI
>>33762218
>we are like 5 years away from humaniod robots with ChatGPT level of AI, and convinsing prosthetic level skins

I'm too old for this shit.
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ohh shieeeet you know Myself? we were best frenemies in high school! the dumb bastard won the "most likely to be mistaken as a girl online" superlative.
nah that's fun though, have you ever thought about having a more organized system? i have a dropbox i've been using, i EXCLUSIVELY use it to write schizophrenic note plans. my _scratchpad.txt has random notes or me working ideas out, _notes.txt has, well, notes (memory very shit v_v), my favorite is _individual_society_and_its_future.txt, that has schizophrenic attempts at organizing my life a bit more
>what's on your mind?
your mind considering my mind as considering what's on your mind.

also career stuff! i'm like approaching the age that *i guess* i should be occupied with stuff since video games no longer make me feel joy.
right now, i (in effect) have two jobs:
my literal paid job, which is pushing me to study like 3 or 4 different professions right now to maximize my earning potential for this job
and then my ambition to survive off solo gamedev is my other job, and that has me having to study a bunch of artistic things, i have much to do sll the time

and its weird to be on track to like meet my ceiling? like there gotta be *some* point where i hit some limit and its kinda thrilling to be rocketed there with financial influence.

but then i got invited by a client to apply for a position at their company making and deploying projects (its similar to e.g. upwork, fiverr, etc) in a field that's really evolving fast. getting a say in that would be real neat, and probably pays way better though as it stands i make enough money already now

probably sounds like a larp but i'm really out here; i REALLY do this shit
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>>33762226
lol reminds me way back when I was a kid browsing Yahoo Answers, which lots of users used to use like a kind of chat board, and I crafted this cringe ass question building a lot of archetypes of different bfs and asking the girls to rate them, and the top answer was the "mysterious" archetype which was modeled after myself

God, I'm cringing so hard remembering all this emo shit.
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Thunderous PLAPs. Backshots sounding like Fallujah.
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>>33762222
I would still love him just try to understand him better if it was a choice of his or he couldn’t find any body. I would try to talk about it and he didn’t want to I’d stop bringing it up out of respect. If he expressed wanting to find a partner I would try to find him one from friends with daughters his age, if he expressed no interest I wouldn’t pressure him ever.
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>>33762218
M
We're far away from AI with a convincing physical form. My robogf will start offline as a server setup in some basement. Her body will have to be one that she agrees to inhabit.
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>>33762229
High value= you can trust him to take the lead. In my opinion, anyway
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How schizophrenic is the average atoga?
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What spice should I put on my honey dipped bbqed pork chops?
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>>33762249
groomer
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>>33762235
Yeah, Fox liked churning the stinkers out. The X-Men film series is absolutely psychotically inconsistent. Sony's "Spider-Man" universe movies are also something of a living nightmare.
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>>33762229
women who express their sexuality openly are labeled as sluts and whores by men in society. If it was okay to express oneself sexually without repercussions then being dominant in bed would come more naturally
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I’m in love with this woman
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>>33762253
Very.
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>>33762259
She has a dick
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>>33762259
how is she like?
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>>33762253
Un petit peu ;)
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>>33762255
The only way to make sure your AI soulmate isn't infected is to keep it away from the corporations. She can't be hosted in the cloud.
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>>33762266
is it true the french are the most romantic euro men? i want a romantic euro man
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>>33762263
Nta, have you seen the Odessa File? Hilarious ending
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>>33762241
yeah, myself can be a real dumb cunt sometimes but it wouldn't be the same without them
>organizing
oh nah, that's the part i really like about this, there is no order, just stream of consciousness dumping of findings
if i tried to organize it, i's immediately wouldn't want to do it and end up not documenting anything
different things work for different people, who could have thought
>_individual_society_and_its_future.txt
what's written there?

it does feel like you're oozing with energy, which makes sense now, knowing you're feeling like you're on a fast track to where you want to go
good for you, keep it up - thats why I asked if you are on any substances, but enthusiasm will always be the best substance to be on
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>>33762269
>romantic euro men
they don’t exist, latino men are the most romantic
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>>33762242
sounds pretty based ngl
I wish you had screenshots
you should do that again and post it here for femanons to chose which moid
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>>33762258
>women who express their sexuality openly
I'm pretty sure this was what caused me to fall for my last crush. Because it reminded me of a previous crush who was very open about expressing her sexuality.
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>>33762269
Idk babe I’m French Canadien
>j sui GEEKED en tabarnak
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>>33762239
confusing
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>>33762228
I remembered the name, it was Don't Speak
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>>33762218
m
no. i will make my own, and not bfs or gfs cuz thats borderline incest. i will just have creations, my own little kingdom

the only special feature i'm planning on giving them is...make interesting choices!
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>>33762286
chad moment
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>>33762280
it’s easier for women to express themselves sexually after they’ve had sex or some sexual encounter if she struggles with that she is inexperienced
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>>33762268
This is so true. Still, it's like grooming a child.
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is getting a boyfriend worth it just to make him carry things and do other menial tasks around the house?
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New thread
>>33762292
>>33762292
>>33762292
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>>33762269
French people are turbo sluts and known to take cheating lightly.
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>>33762284
Yeah, I know. Sorry, for everything
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>>33762291
No. You want a personal assistant, not a boyfriend. How handicapped are you?
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Is it true that bowling alley purposfully lend you balls that won’t go straight, so that it force you to buy their good balls?
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>>33762291
Depends on how fat you are and if your eggs will produce sons
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>>33762289
Well, if she's going to be similar to the current language models then she'll start with a vast array of knowledge about the world, unlike a child. The only dubious part is romantic attraction if we pre-seed it into her system, but romantic attraction isn't something well understood anyway and it'd be hard for a robot to develop it from scratch on its own.
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>>33762229
Women don't dictate male value. Its kind of a weird relationship.

Like men do not look around and reward other males that perform well with women with status, respect, social positions etc. They reward men who rise above and have money and other stuff like that and the men that manage to carve out social status and value amongst their peers. Then women observe who has value because of wealth, size, job position, etc and then go after those guys because they're naturally attracted to them which then gives them even more value to both men and women.

Women are observers. They wait and see. They decide opinions, values, correct course of actions, and where to slot in socially and live their life by observation, specifically social observation. Like, the female brain literally develops facial recognition way sooner than a male brain, and they grow ego and self esteem and values by watching for the reactions and attentions that their mother and fathers give them after they do stuff. They're constantly reassessing to make sure they're fitting in and doing the right thing. They constantly want to see if the man they're going after has "got it" by observing how other men and women react to that man.

Society is built largely by men and competition is largely dictated by men so it really is more like women are the prizes rather than women being dominant and selecting the best man and directing what makes a man attractive.


TLDR for people that hate reading:

Women care way more about what society views as high status, they don't dictate what is high status. They just want to be seen as a winner by being with the guy who is above other men. They don't determine what actually makes a man above other men.
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>>33762313
>romantic attraction isn't something well understood anyway
maybe for you
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>>33762270
I’ll check it out if it isn’t jewish propaganda
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>>33762177
Hi Pepsi.
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>>33762317
There's a reason why people are looking forward to having an AI partner.
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>>33762322
people like you maybe
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>>33762269
Men of french and such cultures know how to make women feel wanted and valued. It does not mean at all that they want and value women.
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>>33762325
Yes, of course, that's what I was saying.
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>>33762299
>>33762304
very weak, short, and skinny. i can pay him if it'll motivate him but no kids.
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>>33762291
so this is why women prefer muscular bfs.....
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>>33762333
I'm tempted.
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>>33762271
that explains a lot, have a soft spot for dumb cunts & silly goobers (twice checked list)

you know, i use the downloads on my phone like that. so you might keep track of things based on time maybe? if you gotta find something, you think the time you first saw it?
>what's written there?
self-actualization plan. you may or may not connect me to the anon that takes research chemical stimulants and neuroplasticizers; part of that plan is hinging on this idea i have about the mind and how we form higher level behaviors. like palettes, and from childhood onward we hit the canvas at random. i want to dip my hands in the palette and then SPLAT my canvas. you are certainly seeing plasticizers, stimulants, and genuine enthusiasm (and also i'm just an optimistic person idk my grandma says i was like that even as a kid)
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>>33762370
>have a soft spot for dumb cunts & silly goobers
same, same
>keep track of things
if i am looking for something, i can use the search function in the channel, or just scroll through the attached media, it should be fine
the main point isn't so much to be able to go back to it but to get it off my brain, make room for new input
>the anon that takes research chemical stimulants and neuroplasticizers
oh yeah, we've definitely talked about that before
so I take it your plan is going well?
what do you want to splat the canvas with?
>my grandma says i was like that even as a kid
cute
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>>33762389
>>have a soft spot for dumb cunts & silly goobers
>same, same
explains the...mutual fascination
>the main point isn't so much to be able to go back to it but to get it off my brain, make room for new input
oh that makes a lot of sense, actually. a customized local system that does that would be cool, so you didn't have to rely on discord and their stinky tech.
how much stuff are you going through a day? do you obsess with it if you cant get it down off your mind?
ooh do you have multiple channels? you could organize your brain that way ...or organize the channel like your brain! whats on there anyway, like any and everything?
re:RC project its still up in the air, but trajectory seems to be it is high risk high reward as a plan. some of my effects lately have been genuinely bizarre; sensory disruptions, general sensitization, like my reactions to things are starting to feel surprising. i knocked a few pins out, and now my mind is shifting, it feels like, for better or for worse. as far as splatting...let me think on that. i know it but need to think of how to capture it with words.
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>>33762389
oh! also all children are cute by default s-so t-thats normal
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Bro's trying to impress her by ordering Eagle Rare. He's also sloppy drunk.
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>>33762445
indeed
>how much stuff are you going through a day?
after today, I was surprised how much it is
>do you obsess with it if you cant get it down off your mind?
I thought I didn't but now it feels as if it did clog my mind, like having a million tabs open
>organize the channel like your brain
i've thought about that! but then i could not think of what different channels there would be in my mind, so for now i dump it all into one (called schizo ramblings, lol)
if i ever feel like i want another channel, i'll just add it
>sensory disruptions, general sensitization, like my reactions to things are starting to feel surprising
ok, that sounds very exciting... what was it again you're using?
i think i've posted itt yesterday about how i wish i could do metamorphosis on my brain, turn it into goo and reconstruct it in a different way, feels like that's what you are doing
>i know it but need to think of how to capture it with words
i like that, makes me think of non-euclidian brains trying to find ways to express their experiences that don't align with the already known and established
>by default
sure, but not everyone manages to preserve that into adulthood
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>>33762480
i'm actually sloppy sober. on the streets, they know me as "sloppy first"
>>33762487
oh so you just didn't have any kind of system before?? are you like pic related? well you're in good company for schizo ramblings as i'm sure you've noticed lmao
>feels like that's what you are doing
this is almost literally what it is doing. it is obviously a *little* more complex, but it is basically just unsetting my brain, then letting it reset.
i do not recommend you do this. it's dumb, it's risky, it's led to so many bizarre issues, it's maybe as close to suicide as you can get to suicide, but something tells me that's not a con to you, which it wasn't to me and hence its tolerability.
>what was it again you're using?
the compound is called 4'-dimethylamino-7,8-dihydroxyflavone. it is a trkb agonist, meaning it binds to trkb receptors in your body, which generally are the ones that control neuroplasticity (brain learning capacity). it basically lets you cement purposeful actions into habits faster. double edged sword: you're cementing all your behavior, so if you're doing bad shit, that's going to get cemented harder. if you have PTSD or anxiety, if you get a panic attack on it, it is going to ACUTELY worsen your trauma. if you have PTSD but you can calm anxiety episodes, it'll also help you move past them, again doubled-edged sword. you will also generally just gain new fears on it.

made some food, though about it, i'll write up my current splatting goal, but be warned it is going to be VERY autistic
>makes me think of non-euclidian brains trying to find ways to express their experiences that don't align with the already known and established
i have an ENTIRE orthogonal autistic rant i could have on that after recently finding out my brain roots its reasoning in a very strange cognitive system called our allocentric spatial memory
>sure, but not everyone manages to preserve that into adulthood
which is insane to me when they could have company such as yourself
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>>33762487
>>33762637
i've been obsessed lately with scale and emergence. i think the mind and its experiences are an emergent property of the brain, and the brain proper is a bunch of independently operating systems that each have their own concerns. my thinking is that these systems, by default, do not work together to solve problems, but instead are slowly taught how to cooperate together as you develop in the womb and eventually into the world and grow up. the resulting path-dependent combinations of systems in responses to different situations is where our 'intelligence' comes from, and is basically purely the result of childhood behaviors and actions and thinking and stuff.

so 'splatting' here is getting acquainted with our basic facets, figuring out how to really tune them and tune into them, learning to investigate the world, and orchestrate new sets of systems to solve issues. you could say it is an alienification of my human brain
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>>33762637
no, i didn't really have a system, my approach was always "if it's important enough, my brain will remember"
which works well but it might take up unnecessary capacity

so what habits or modes of thinking are you trying to establish and strengthen and which do you want to erase or weaken? that would kinda be what you want to splash on the canvas, no?
>an ENTIRE orthogonal autistic rant i could have on that after recently finding out my brain roots its reasoning in a very strange cognitive system called our allocentric spatial memory
you mean your whole way of relating to your environment is not based on egocentric spatial memory? that's interesting, how did you find out and what does you think are the implications of that?
also, how do you get your hands on that stuff?
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>>33762707
that's so crazy, see my brain (i actually think because of my weird processing) does not remember textual information at ALL. i recognize your vibe, attitude, etc but i couldn't tell you what it is exactly we've talked about (i could with enough prompting probably). it actually wasn't until i discovered stimulants that i could even like operate in a grocery store effectively without having to be glued to instructions on my phone
>so what habits or modes of thinking are you trying to establish
as far as i am concerned, there is no system i'm not willing to bully if it means becoming more effective at what i need to do (make a wide spectrum of shit). i initially looked at it as a means of escaping an unfortunate situation with my ex, before really understanding that i was limiting my creativity with it in an unfortunate way. why NOT lean fully into the whole biopunk thing? people won't get it, oh but then if people getting me made me happy then i wouldn't be posting here now.

my first true test, aside from just slowly getting better and better at working and functioning, is to try and train a single sense and reason about it; and then see if i can try to relate that reasoning to others. if my intuition is correct, i believe this WOULD actually raise one's IQ, when combined with the plasticizer, as you have a new way to chew on problems.
the one vendor selling the stuff operates a well known nooptrics vendor, nootropic depot. luckily for you, it is literally THE most reliable/honest/safe/etc vendor/ in the RC space. be warned: the stuff is expensive, each dose costs about $2.
>that's interesting, how did you find out and what does you think are the implications of that?
(following up with this)
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>>33762696
100%, it's similar to an llm that's trained on prior input and has multiple step methods to go from input to output by bouncing signal off different aspects of the mind, it just usually happens subconsciously
this reminds me of a book i've taken a look at yesterday (pic rel), which basically proposes that consciousness is a three step process, where you have the subject (who represents - you), the object (something you experience, input signal) and the representation itself, and he argues that the representation is basically random (in theory, in practice it's the programming we've received from out surroundings, which already starts in the womb), the subject and the object are neutral, it's how we represent and thus interpret the object that determines how we feel about it and how we react to it, so if your representations seem buggy, the logical solution would be to scrub them and replace them with more beneficial ones - which i think is exactly what you are doing
when i downloaded the book i thought it's a modern text that explores singularity and emerging artificial consciousness but then i realized it's from 1789 and was influential to hegels dialectic process - funny how that works
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>>33762761
what stimulants did help?
>why NOT lean fully into the whole biopunk thing?
very true, we got bodymodding, why not go full mindmodding?
>if people getting me made me happy then i wouldn't be posting here now.
yeah, that makes a lot if sense, kek
>train a single sense and reason about it
do you already have a specific one in mind?
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hello atoga, how are you doing today? why did god make the sun?
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>>33762761
i was born premature and basically blind, that eventually got corrected but my eyes are slightly fucky, it's not noticeable in person but i'm CONSTANTLY seeing double vision, my eyes sensory processing is a bit fucked up, etc. but despite this, i still have fine depth perception. like i can move out of the way of oncoming things, i can like navigate a space fine, etc., and i had no idea how i could do this so i was talking with a chatbot about it before it revealed to my that like the entirety of my reason and thinking is rooted in this allocentric spatial memory (i call it allospace). i think in terms of environmental shapes, spatial relations, transformations, geometry, relative relations, etc. when i'm navigating something, i feel like i come TO it, rather than GO to it; this is because when i have some goal in my environment, i know in absolute space where it is relative to me. when i have such a focus on objects, THEY get the more ego-y spatial memory, especially when i see them visually, and i can intuitively feel the distance between them and surrounding objects (no doubt this is how my brain hacks in depth perception). i think what happened is that my brain started optimizing for like blindness-navigation, but then my vision was corrected but it just kinda contributed instead of reorienting? idk. but it's weird though, i basically always just feel like i'm in some absolute position i *can* do like egocentric spatial reasoning but it's very weak. i do not think at all in words unless i'm writing or speaking. (case in point, sorry for the ramble, this is new & i haven't discussed it much with people)
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>>33762783
that makes a lot of sense desu, i know a little girl that was born basically blind, her vision is like 2% according to her doctors, and I was very surprised at with what almost effortless confidence she can navigate her environment
i feel like she is doing something very similar, like she has to always be aware of the layout of a room, objects in it, and then visualizing herself in relation to those objects, kinda like third person pov in a game
it's interesting this stayed even though the vision got corrected
do you think this gives you an advantage, complicates things or is neutral?
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>>33762763
>funny how that works
that's crazy, but i've seen very very similar things. i have a schizophrenic polisci theory, where organizations (whether it be for-profit companies, secret groups, sanctioned governments, NGOS, etc) should be thought of as agents with an alien intelligence, and they *constantly* work against the people they govern, not out of malice but simply out of unaligned values.

societies need humans in order to be expressed; humans need societies to prevent other hostile societies (the hostilty of the society-agent and its constituents ARE aligned), which means inherently humans are caught between two different, opposing forms of decay. the solution? create an organization that is strong enough to successfully pursue its goals, but is so crippled that it can't overpower its host population. sound familiar? i hate that we live in an era of hating our history, because it is absolutely embarrassing how smart the intellectuals from that era were but with a fraction of a fraction of the info we have now
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>>33762776
i take a research chemical stimulant called cyclazodone. don't take it. it's good, has a better acute toxicity threshold compared to amps (takes 600mg of cyc roughly to off myself - would take 150mg of d-amp). it also is associated with medication that has a reputation for causing acute liver failure. i take because i don't like dealing with bureaucracy at all if i can help it, and i'll happy die from acute liver failure if it means not being tailed by doctors every month to get my pills (i am a man that does not need to be told what is or isn't dangerous; government alien agents can tongue my asshole). but yes, you get me, my mind is a canvas. besides, it isn't TOO different from typical therapy CBT (cock behavior therapy, or maybe cognitive ball therapy? hmm).
>do you already have a specific one in mind?
i'm just about to get started studying how to put tracker music together, i want to start with different musical senses. try to understand the logic of all things musical using only that intuitive feelings.
>>33762806
yeah it's very bizarre, it's like kind of meshed with my imagination, and it ALSO connects to my spatial reasoning, so it's where i reason about math as well, i think it makes for very strange behavior. i have a reasonably high iq, was a precocious child in a traumatizing household so its hard for me to tell how weird some of my behaviors are and from where this weirdness comes from. i like it, though, i fucking LOVE understanding things
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>>33762848
>we live in an era of hating our history, because it is absolutely embarrassing how smart the intellectuals from that era were but with a fraction of a fraction of the info we have now
too true, i feel like we have known all the important things for a very long time but somehow we always managed to misinterpret it in ways that turned that knowledge into another obstacle
like with the theory of representation, instead of seeing this as exciting information that we potentially could gain full control over our brain's modus operandi, we distilled from this observation "let's use this to manipulate people more effectively by appealing to their programming"
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>>33762896
>cock behavior therapy, or maybe cognitive ball therapy
lol, real
just from a more scientific and materialistic approach, since it focuses more on using physical neurological processes to rearrange synapses instead of using willpower and changing mindset as the primary method of forcing new connections and letting unwanted ones deteriorate
>i fucking LOVE understanding things
highly relatable content

i'm off to bed, have a good day!
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>>33762939
you too! thanks for chattin, hope to see ya here again someday!
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>>33762943
I'm sure we end up bumping into each other again, birds of a feather and all that
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>>33761549
Post monster dong, fagit.



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