In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!While you *can* ask anything you want, there are some topics that already have entire boards dedicated to them - e.g. >>>/pol/ for politics, >>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues, >>>/r9k/ for incel rants, >>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction, etc. so you may sometimes get better answers to those things elsewhere.Also, we're on /adv/ and /adv/ forum rules do apply, so no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc.It's probably best not to start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s.Otherwise, have fun!Previously on ATOGA: >>33765159
First for blondes
how get catgirl gf?
Women, why don't you have a baby yet?
Ladies, I don't think she wanted to hear me explain to her why Crunchyroll is evil and undeserving of my money.
>>33768286Anon, I already had two...
>>33768298What are you doing here then?
First I'm going to call my exThen we're going to hang outThen she'll start to relax as I make her laughThen we'll fall asleep together while watching TV Then 10 years later I'll joke "until death do is part"
Men, I hope something really sweet and sexy happens to your penis today
Women do you actually "feel betrayed" by Taylor Swift settling down and getting married or is this just a dumb ass seething internet meme? I would've thought the majority of Swifties wanted/predicted a fairy tale ending as soon as they heard Love Story
>>33768286I already had two too
>>33768286My crush isn't cooperating
>>33768304She said "had".
>>33768308No, I want to get married and have babies.
>>33768286Tried and tried and tried.Turns out my immune system always registers a developing embryo as a foreign body and kills it, and tries to kill me along with it.Furthest my pregnancy has ever gotten has been when its Ectopic, super painful and dangerous.ivf doesnt help.this shit ended my best and longest relationship.>before you ask, I left him. His dream was to be a father, and I couldnt give it to him.>I couldnt handle raising a surrogates baby mentally>because I always wanted to be a mother too>depression is one hell of a drugI'm a failure as a woman, I will never be whole. and this shit depresses me so fucking much
>>33768308I don't really care for TS but good for her I guess.
>>33768308Holy fucking shit, FUCK OFF with your obsession already.
>>33768330>I couldnt handle raising a surrogates baby mentallyWhy?
Either gender, if you were a fantasy mage, what kind of magic would you be into?
>>33768323Miktfs. Last time I texted my crush she said she's quitting her job in May and going to live nomadic all over southeast asia for the following 2 years. Our mutual friend is like "brooo you got a limited time to change her mind/get her to invite you" but I dunno. I might text her since I haven't seen her at the gym lately, but I think the ship has sailed.
Rubbing all the sleep buildup from the eyes is almost as organic as ear cleaning which is almost as good as coming. Actually depending on the day and hour any one of them might hold the current number one spot between them. Don't you agree?
>>33768330Grim. I'm very sorry. There might be some kind of experimental procedure you can have out in the second world somewhere
>>33768286Too retarded
femanons, what do you think about male fashion?
>>33768341Curative, restoration, etc. Think of the possibilities!
>>33768306Well its midnight and it didnt so…
>>33768341F Red mage probably
>>33768327based>>33768331Yeah that's honestly how I feel but I care so much as my female friends care about her (you know, you wanna support what your friends like) but I haven't had an opportunity to ask them about it yet and I didn't wanna do it over text.>>33768332Did someone else post about this already last thread? I'm sorry if you took this the wrong way.
Men what do you want from me what do you want me to be
>>33768340Raising a baby requires hormones and investment anon.>>33768330Damn sorry to hear anon. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
>>33768357yeah, it's whatever if you look good you look good in anything and if you look like shit you look like shit, no matter what you wear
>>33768369Blackpilled again…
>>33768343Oof. At least I get to see my crush every once in a while. Don't you want to spend at least some more time with her before she leaves?
>>33768365I want you to be loyal and respectful. I want love from you.
>>33768306how did you know I was going to rub oil and sugar on my hands before jacking off today...<3
>>33768304It's my escapism. They're sleeping right now. Shut the fuck up.
>>33768365Only human after all.
>>33768341Necromancy probably
foids, how do you actually feel about sexy women characters in videogames?>>33768365I want you to do hobbies and crafts with me.
>>33768372sorry anon but dressing in fancy clothes is not going to cancel out being fat
>>33768359I like how you think
What's with the weird internet obsession with Catholicism and Orthodoxy?
>>33768375>sugarHuh.
>>33768381I don't care, it's whatever
>>33768365I want you to be yourself and to be happy and love yourself. I also want your pussy to fuck *plap *plap *plap.
>>33768365>what do you want me to becoquettish
genderwhat's the most embarrassing thing about yourself which you would never tell a partner no matter how intimately you cared for them?
>>33768381Legit bothers me if it's a game aimed at kids.
>>33768365Not like you ever reply to any of the replies to your shitty non-questions anyway.
>>33768386it's the latest hype for all the performative people
>>33768365Uh, got any drugs?
>>33768381I think they're neat. I never had a problem with them. I've hated guys conflating feminism with all women ever since I was a kid.
>>33768387>sweet
>>33768393f, man idk, nothing is embarrassing if everything is embarrassing
>>33768394It's videogames though, they're all aimed at kids?
>>33768407Video games have ratings for a reason, anon.
Women, would a man be comforted if you push his face into your chest?
>>33768405Oh!
>>33768393I hope for a partner whom I don't need to hide anything from.
>>33768394>Oh nooooo some boobs AIIIIIEEEEdo americans really
>>33768407Oh, yeh, my two year old loves playing Bioshock...
>>33768393M, nothing in particular comes to mind. I guess some of the weird behavior I exhibited as a kid.>>33768381NAGI'm okay with sexy women characters, but I don't get why there are guys that will genuinely go crazy for them. You know the ones that drop thousands for their waifu in a gacha game. Just go look at porn.
>>33768420Learning the daddy game early on.
>>33768414I suppose
>>33768418This is the same person that complains that all women are whores.
>>33768393If I can't tell her, why would I tell you?
>>33768393MHaving had a LDR.And what an incredibly shitty one it was.I will never say the details, at most I will say I've had an online crush before.
>>33768429Why? What happened that makes it so bad?
>>33768365I want you to be so racist and homophobic that I literally have to hold you back and apologize when we see a black or gay person. I want you to be the reason I have to excuse ourselves from family/public gatherings.
>I love that your cock is so thick>you know it’s better if it’s thicker because it’s more pleasurable>you have such an aesthetically pleasing dick, I just love looking at itBut then she was confused when after I started making out with her for a few minutes, I wanted to fuck her for her kind words. Women, why must you be so sweet but then be confused when we try to bone you immediately afterwards
>>33768431It was with somebody who also visited 4chan and that's all I want to say. She was too crazy.
Where do I meet clingy gf who wants marriage and kids
>>33768393I'm a massive chuuni. I'll be very happy if I can find a normie dude to distract me from my grandiose fantasies
>>33768330That's rough, buddy, but it's not over for you. You can spread memes instead of genes. That's what most of us are gonna do here anyway.https://youtu.be/qyN5tNYhfSg
>>33768435Come on, give us more details so we can avoid making the same mistakes.
>>33768341MI think my first instinct is to say anything with wind/lightning magic. I think that stuff is super cool.That said, I was really digging my qt3.14 black (with purple curly hair) Gravity Witch I made on my last playthrough of Elden Ring. It was pretty fun and immersive.
>>33768330You are like Excalibur, only the rightfully king cum will impregnate you
Wimin, what is the cringiest roleplay you would be willing to partake in for a bf?
>>33768442>I'm a massive chuuni.What's that?
>>33768385Yep.Everything from helping livestock to healing skin pores for beauty and curing unfair diseases
>>33768436You can't because you post tranime on 4chan.
>>33768453A weeb term for usually teenaged people with delusions of grandeur
I need a girlfriend who is willing to scream "No babe, don't unleash your blood lusted super demon form right here in the store. That form is too powerful, you'll kill everyone around us!!!" to make me feel like a badass.
>>33768448There is nothing more to say, stay away from people with mental issues. This goes for real life too.
>>33768452>WiminOh dang as a guy I was excited to answer this until I reread the question
>>33768308I dont care and I don't give a shit. She's a rich nepotist, she ruined her relationship with Taylor, she is basically settling
>>33768467But thats everyone.
>>33768463Isn't that just a normal teen?
>>33768442I'll knock you down a peg so you won't any weebshit terms in my household.
>>33768393Mmy dick is so small my last gf wanted to only have oral sex/make out with me after a few tries, she suggested pegging me solely for us to "have that connection still" (whatever that means) obviously you cant hide being a dicklet but im taking that one to the grave aside from blogging about it anonymously
>>33768472If you only surround yourself with that kind of person, maybe you are one too.
>>33768286>Women, why don't you have a baby yet?Had my tubes tied the first chance I got.
>>33768481You're probably mentally ill and she wasn't that messed up
>>33768464Reminds me of that ps2 video game where the main character could cast necromancy spells and turn into a demon form and back that left a gory mess of flesh of their old body behind each time as they shed it in transformation
>>33768306>Men, I hope something really sweet and sexy happens to your penis todayIt didn't.
>>33768483You're free to assume anything you want.
>>33768373>At least I get to see my crush every once in a whileAh. Do you think it could go anywhere? What way is he not cooperating?>Don't you want to spend at least some more time with her before she leaves?I guess it's mixed feelings. I could try to hang out with her more and it'll just be more painful when she leaves. But I think she's gonna cut herself off from getting attached to anything if she's committed to doing this trip. I guess it doesn't hurt to try given that my attempts to get over her by meeting other have neither gone well nor have they made me as interested in a woman as she did.I tried hanging out with some other girls, but one of them is in denial about her really bad/awkward LDR situationship that I don't want to get tangled up in and the other is also in a (healthy) LDR, but (kind of) wants to set me up with one of her friends. But I don't think said friend likes me (outside of friends) like that and just wants me to take her places because I have a car. Jury's not out on that one though, we've only hung out like twice and I'll see her tomorrow.
>>33768481You are here too anon.
I'm a 10/10 in looks but serially depressed and a coomer. Foids, do men like that have a chance?
>>33768365>what do you want me to beHighly suggestible.
Men, generally how willing are you to indulge a woman with a fart fetish? Specifically farting in her face. I asked GPT and it said most men would never consent to this and it's an extreme kink. I thought that can't be true, but I wanted to check in case my perspective is just warped and degenerate.I know the easy answer is to just look in fetish communities, but I want a relationship first and foremost, I want to love him, get married and have kids. I'll definitely admit I can be super coombrained at times, but I don't want to be with a pure coombrain who only cares about kink. I would have no problem repressing this forever or sticking to porn, I'm just curious on what my chances are if hypothetically I was to bring this up to a male partner. What does the average man think?Also, would men consider a woman used up if she did this with a man but was still vaginally a virgin? I'm avoiding sex before marriage, but I'm still horny. If I was to break up with a man who had farted in my face, get a new bf and was transparent with him about my sexual history, would it bother him? Is that on the same level as having a body count in your view? I'm not sure whether to be as careful about it as I am about my virginity, the main thing holding me back from ever asking a guy currently is how embarrassing it is. I've never actually done this with a guy or been in a relationship at all yet, I'm just making sure I know where men stand so I don't screw up.
>>33768485Would it happen to be Primal?
>>33768500NAG but the prettier you are the more passes you get for your faults. It's called "pretty privilege."
>>33768425Scary
>>33768504She'd have to be a very special lady in my own opinion, but if she really desperatelt wanted to act it out I would listen to her and wouldn't be hurtful about it. Only thing I'm not open to is anything involving "submissive" acts as a man in bed, getting stuff shoved in my butt, etc.
>>33768520chopchop madafacka
Men love to fart.
>>33768463What sort of delusions? Like, do you imagine yourself to be a billionaire in 5 years?
>>33768522Doesn't sound comforting
>>33768506No
>>33768537Shame, it sounds interesting but I can't find anything on it.
>>33768478How small? If she's already your gf, could just use a strap on
Women do you have prominent hip bones?Do you want prominent hip bones?
What's the longest you've waited between bowel movements?
>>33768525God, I know. I am tortured by how every man is a braphog but I'll probably never get to experience it intimately.
>>33768536sweet release of death sounds rather comforting to me
>>33768542Yes, due to being a skinny minny.
>>33768507My life story was me being too pretty and stupid to know I was pretty and stupid where I had two bomb relationships because I hooked up with the equally pretty and stupid.But like, they only hit on me because I'm attractive and before they know I'm stupid and depressed
>>33768456>curing unfair diseasesYeah or you cast <HEAL WRONG> and give your victim cancer.I kind of have this idea for a fictional character who's the first male healer of his kind. He's the apprentice of one of the greatest prodigies of all time and she's thinking outside the box for healing magic, doing shit like maiming herself to give herself tiger claws and enhanced traits, using healing magic to build muscle and reinforce bones to give people super strength, etc. But she dies tragically early before she can really show off her powers. So the main character is this young boy healer doing all of her cool techniques and men go from "lol male healer" to "Holy shit, why did we ever let w*men be healers?" But having a deep respect for his late master (I originally wanted a /ss/ angle, but I think that might detract the meaning of his respect for her if it's blinded by love), he tries to give her the credit but can't stop the heaping praise he endlessly receives. Not sure how the character arc would resolve yet.
dey be talkin bout shiddin and fartin, I'm out
>>33768525F.Tell me about it, after a night of drinking beer and eating meat jelly on rye bread with pickles, the farts he unleashed on the world were apocalyptic. I couldnt be in the same apartment.I had to evaquate the area when he had his monthly "scheduled" hangover.>mind you I was raised on a farm, and goddamn does a cowshed smell>I bet his farts could make even the cows gag
>>33768330Moids you should get this femanon a baby.
I got a message on my phone and I thought "Oh, it's just her." Damn it's really fucking over if she's got me instinctively reacting like that.
>>33768554Not reading all thatI want to cast cure spells to save little girl's old and sick hamsters, not read
Chat, when's the last time you vomited?
>>33768504idk that shit (heh) is scat adjacent for me. But I also never liked toilet humor as a kid, so maybe I'm the odd one out and you're asking the wrong person.
>>33768565Christmas 2016, alone with too much rum and whiskey
>>33768504What do you like about farts?
>>33768491>What way is he not cooperating?I think I've been little sister-zoned. I haven't confessed to him but I'm pretty convinced he just doesn't see me as a woman.>it'll just be more painful when she leavesI can relate honestly. I guess it would be good to get some closure, but I know how hard it can be to spend time together when you don't really see things working out
>>33768414Potentially
>>33768545I'd rather cuddle in a girl's chest alive tho
>>33768543M5 days, it was horrendous
>>33768330>before you ask, I left him. His dream was to be a father, and I couldnt give it to him.My uncle's wife is infertile. They were childhood friends who were walking to school together when they were 5. I'm really sad you couldn't stay together through all of the pain.
>>33768381I love sexy characters with big boobs
>>33768565I got food poisoning like a year ago
My mind is racing in bed and I can't fall asleep, it's already 1am...
>>33768543F 2 days.
>>33768578what about big boobs do you like?
>>337685394inches and skinnystrapon could work but the thought of not being enough of a man to mate with my lover and needing a strapon over my real penis is so humiliating I'd rather die by my own hands at 40.
>>33768565go to bed instead of vomiting
>>33768504>I asked GPTdumb zoomer
>>33768583In real life, they’re squishy and you can play with them.
>>33768594Kind of like Switch in a soft silicone case?
>>33768534That's kinda tame honestly. I used to dream about becoming some mix of scholar/adventurer, kinda like Indiana Jones. I have more realistic goals now, like getting a second degree in art restoration
Women how would you feel if you were about to get down and dirty with a guy and saw that he had a small mole on his shaft?
>>33768595Yes
>>33768584I mean, it ain't a 3 incher. Did you angle it diagonally to push on the wall sides and to hit her spot?
>>33768598Job market for that seems kinda poor. Don't they just make replicas of stuff now anyways?
>>33768605You're talking to a female, anon. They don't need to get a real job.
>>33768598That sounds comfy. Could just say you really like traveling instead of telling him you're a chunni
>>33768572>I think I've been little sister-zonedTragic. The only idea I have is to have a mutual friend go drinking with him (and without you) and ask him about you and put the idea in his head to see how he reacts.>I guess it would be good to get some closure, but I know how hard it can be to spend time together when you don't really see things working outYeah... but part of me still wants to text her "Hey I haven't seen you at the gym in a while" and then when she says she switched gyms, which is what I suspect, I'll be able to ask her, "Well dang, where am I supposed to go if I want to see you again?" but that might be a little corny but I think it's just the right level given that she knows I previously had a romantic interest in her.
>>33768602Well that doesn't sound like that big of a deal. I feel like I've been misled.
State gender. Have you ever been to a museum?
>>33768614You gotta be poor to have not been to one, every school will take you to at least one.
>>33768614No, never.Next question.
>>33768543F.6 days.My big brother and his best friend wanted to go for a fishing trip in an area where I have always wanted to hike.Its treeless tundra, they were after Char.I swore up and down as a 17 year old who had a crush on my big brothers best friend, that I could hang.Well goddamn Its nightless night, so no cover of darkness, no trees to hide behind. I ended up holding my poop for 6 days. I was embarrased to even go pee somewhere. I needed to borrow a gps just to hide behind a hill to pee. Why I didnt poop behind the hill, I dont know.The boys were so preoccupied with fishing that I dont even understand in hindsight why I even thought that a romance with big bros friend and me(full of shit) would even happen.
>>33768593It's weird how some younger zoomers talk to chatgpt like it's a person where older zoomers and millennials all treat it like a machine. One girl I know is 23, pulled up her chatgpt convo to ask it about something in a grocery store and her last message was telling it she was going to take a nap... I've just been thinking about the sheer waste of energy people have caused via chatgpt since it will always heat up a CPU to respond to you.
hello femshits, your favorite moid is here & his pants are pre-shat
>>33768617FINE.>>33768614 not for school.
I hate being an attractive autistic male my love life fucking sucks
>>33768619>6 days.DAMN, how bad did you feel?
>>33768605>>33768607I have a pretty good job actually. Art restoration is more of a hobby but you could get a job at a museum or an archive if you have good connections>>33768608That's a good idea
>>33768393M, I still do cough syrup to get high, sometimes
do you also need someone to believe in you to believe in yourself, 'non?
>>33768614M I’ve been to at least a few, one of them being the Louvre. Most recently a small art museum.
What's your gender, and if you went back in time maybe 300 years, pre-industrial revolution, what would you be able to do or provide that would secure your fortune?
>>33768619Man... you guys must have stunk.
>>33768622nope
>>33768619Kek you was pretty dumb
>>33768478I will never trust another woman who says size doesn't matter
>>33768543M, 4 days i think, at the start of a road trip. Travel constipation is real
>>33768614F yes, there's a couple near me and I go often. But I'm a bit of an artfag.
>>33768614My grandad was a museologist/collection curator and worked for a the national art museum so yeah many times
>>33768393maleinteresting question. i have a hard time feeling comfortable showing any affection that isn't just normal friendly, so whatever the answer is probably really benign
>>33768631MaleI would probably die within a few months just from my body being shit and now unmedicated anyway
>>33768619>I dont even understand in hindsight why I even thought that a romance with big bros friend and me(full of shit) would even happen.>and me(full of shit)KEK
>>33768631MI would be a farmer with a young virgin wife who doesn't have retarded tattoos nor piercings. Don't care about anything else.
>>33768631300 years ago when America was actually free? I'd thrive just by being me
>>33768631F I would have died in childbirth.
>>33768631i know enough about the world to def convince people i'm a wizard, so i'd start adding my personal contributions to the merlin mythos
>>337686311700s? Ideally I'm in Europe. Work for a kingdom and get paid to do math. Most high school math only teaches through like the 1700 or 1800s. People will think I'm a savant.
>>33768631>what would you be able to do or provide that would secure your fortune?MI dunno, how do I avoid getting enslaved as a mulatto in 1700s colonial America?
>>33768631>>33768649oh, read that wrong, thought 300 years before the industrial revolution, like 1500ish. i guess i could be an okay doctor relative to the standard at the time
>>33768432Yes
>>33768652*math+physics
>>33768652Or burn you at the stake for challanging the status quo.
>>33768631F I can sew and know some basic pattern-making.
>>33768649Casanova was already doing that back then.
>>33768264Would
>>33768657I wonder about this actually.I agree and think I could provide a better standard of care than most doctors at the time, however you might be going against what the accepted standard is at the time, opening yourself up to liability. Just because you wash your hands and don't use leaches doesn't mean people won't die, and when they do and you didn't follow the standard you'd be open to criticism.Not to mention, you'd be on the hook to deal with trauma injuries that you just aren't prepared for. Not that they were necessarily all that successful with them at the time either, but you have a doctor from the time who went to a school, dissected corpses, practiced various things on them, and probably has some experience with them in live people as well. And you as a civvie now don't have that, so when you really do need to amputate somebody's arm or whatever, good luck.You could probably be the equivalent of a very good nurse practitioner, but probably not a doctor unless you could scam yourself through the period where you got experience in the trauma stuff.Like, look at this shit? I couldn't just suddenly do this because i know more about modern medicine than ancient doctors did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s982-bufjh8And then you get boiled alive because the king died and you were supposed to help him.
>>33768662>basic pattern-making17th century patterns? I don't think they liked women in pants back then even.
>>33768664oh cool and i get to contribute to the chad mythos, perfect. hot men in that timeline are about to be a LOT more schizophrenic, and feminists are gonna hate toxic neurodivergence
>>33768662Better skills would be reading and writing, basic medicine, improvisational cooking, any hand-art skills you might have and arithmetic
>>33768464No. Have sex in the changing rooms like normal people.
>>33768631F I have autism so I might be executed.
>>33768652I'm not sure how successful you would be? You're Maybe as a generic clerk you could do common math, but you wouldn't be academically relevant unless you have an advanced degree currently. in the 1700's math was well advanced past what the average first worlder knows today. science, you would know a lot of the outcomes probably, but you probably aren't mathematically knowledgeable enough to convince anybody of it or convey it in a way they would care.
>scrub another 2mm layer of dead skin from my feet todayWhy does this happen?
>>33768667good point, thinking deeper you'd probably have to actually become a doctor, or convince a doctor you're an angel or some other thing like that.actually...maybe life back then wouldn't look so different from an ideal life here; cabin in the wilderness. i could even make a gas generator, although i guess i wouldn't have anything to power hmm. life would start get a lot more like minecraft..
>>33768676Because you don't do it frequently enough?
>>33768675A generic clerk is good living back then though.
>>33768679Every other day
>>33768631I would have died in childbirth. Or my mom. And then maybe my grandfather would beat me to death with cans. And or if my dad got custody I would have been dead quicker.
>>33768652"Savants" were at the very least institutionalized.
>>33768624It felt like I had a large bottle up my butt. and if I bent over I could feel that mass in there.When I sat down it felt like my butthole was trying to escape my butt, and as if I sat on a baseball bat, the thick end up my ass and the handle part pushing it further in me.I swear that even my sweat started to smell a bit like poop.I have never felt as filthy, or uncomfortable.
state genderwhat's your name, and what do you play?follow-up:what fun should we have today?
>>33768690>I swear that even my sweat started to smell a bit like poopThis actually happens so yeah probably
>>33768672Probably not unless you talked shit about the king or religion. Court jester maybe.
>>33768667Watched the whole thing. Based video.
>>33768631I would just copy the playbook of my jigga Mayer Amschel Rothschild
>>33768571In my fantasies, I see it as an intimate sign of trust for him to do something usually private like that in my presence, but in reality I know a lot of guys aren't that shy about farting in public. I'm not into being used, degraded or dominated, so I'm not sure why the thought of being a seat is so appealing, like him sitting on my face while he games or something. I think it's more about experiencing intimacy with a man without me having to do much, since I feel incompetent and inexperienced, rather than masochism. Like, I wouldn't be into getting called a filthy fartslut or something, although I do get tingly at getting called a pervert, creep, loser and stuff in a light-hearted teasing way like he's laughing with me about how dumb it is, not in an aggressive or seriously humiliating way. And I have a massive thing for the guy sighing with relief or expressing how much he needed that. Again, this might be an intimacy thing, like he had to hold this all day around other people and saved it for me because I'm special to him. I'm horribly obsessive and clingy in general, and I like the thought that something that was inside him is inside me.A lot of my attraction to the physical sensory aspects though is just lizard brain stuff I can't explain. I think I was born like this, as I know I had a fart fetish years before I started puberty and harassed boys in school early on trying to get them to fart on me. 4chan gives the impression practically every guy loves farts, maybe that's not the case. Or men love farts from women, not necessarily farting for a woman? I don't really know anything about men. Up until I was like 14 I thought men self-lubricated when they get turned on.
>>33768693>what's your namei can only do social security number :(>what fun should we have today?til that christian goyim have good jokes about jews and since i grew up neither, i wish some christian goy could put me up to speed (though wrong board)
>>33768709ntaA woman farting, on purpose, is generally seen as crude.
>>33768688Newton? Gauss? Jacobi?
>>33768286don't want one
>>33768631Propose my vague understandings of atomic theory, astrophysics, general chemistry, germ theory, electromagnetism, engineering and quantum mechanics. I would go down in history as the ultimate kook who just so happened to vaguely predict every major field of groundbreaking science in all of history. I would die in a dirty mental hospital and there'd be some dinky statue of me at a no-name university library.
>>33768715What? Why not? It's your life purpose.
Women if you could rise to the status of an eternal living goddess worshipped by all men in the form of absolute faithful marriage and all other women except those related by blood were subjugated as second class citizens would you actually renounce your rule of the dynasty of earth synonymous with your name and beautiful likeness or would you have the men conquer the galaxy in your name?
Why do people always steal from me
>>33768631seamstress spinster or burned at the stake probably
>>33768719You don't scare the thieves enough
>>33768717life's purpose is to live fast and eat ass actually
>>33768711Sure, but how do men feel about themselves farting on purpose for someone in a romantic sense?
>>33768675You wouldn't even need an advanced degree to impress those people. Undergrad would be enough.
>>33768724>t. Buttworm
>>33768504anon, quit torturing yourself over it, pursue the things that make you happy and be unapologetic about it and you'll find yourself surrounded by people that support you (cuz you'll weed the others out). yes, i would do this for a girl if she were super into it, i'd also bully her about it (loud public farts with a knowing, shit eating grin? oh yeah) and make sure she didn't feel insecure about it because idk its easy to imagine being hung up on it
>>33768709>I started puberty and harassed boys in school early on trying to get them to fart on me.holy kek
>>33768719what did i steal? your heart?classic me!
Women what's the girl on the right wearing? Also is her belt a statement belt with eyelets or what? Are the boots PCV or what material.
>>33768719you have too much stuff
>>33768504> how willing are you to indulge a woman with a fart fetish? Specifically farting in her faceNever happening.>would men consider a woman used up if she did this with a man but was still vaginally a virgin? I'm avoiding sex before marriageOh, it's a larp. For the best, I guess.Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming to this thread.
>>33768719You surround yourself with shit people and expect them to not do shit people things. Drop em
women with eyebags are so cute bros
>>33768736How black chicks have managed to make themselves look like early 2000s white chicks is beyond me
>>33768330not a woman so i dont get it the same way and i dont have any kids myself in general but this was absolutely heartbreaking to read. I hope you find a form of peace anyways in life, anon.
>>33768708Good choice twin
>>33768726If the degree was in math or maybe physics then sure, but not the "this is the math I had to take because technically it's a requirement of my major" type undergrad math.
>>33768742What about men with eye bags :(
Someone invites you over for dinner, and it's fried cockroaches. What would you do?
>>33768719>Why do people always steal from meBecause they're sreggin
>>33768748BailBugs are not a meal and it's insulting to try to feed it to others
>>33768631Join the English east india company or Dutch one. Satisfying my desire for adventure while doing business it's my dream
>>33768736>ywn be the white boy of the week and make cute black hotties giggle with easeits over...
>>33768712>NewtonFierce rivalries with Hooke and Leibniz, highly sensitive to criticism and could be vindictive.>GaussHe was seen as aloof and didn’t train many students. Sometimes criticized for not publishing many of his ideas. Reclusive. Resisted new mathematical directions. (like non-Euclidean geometry)>JacobiJewish. Conflicts with university administrators and funding issues. Religious and political opposition. Career was cut short by illness.If they had lived in a different class or background or if they had lacked verbal or mathematical fluency their stories might have been very different.
>>33768330did your ex-husband agree with this (like actually agree)? i could not ever imagine moving on, and if i were him i think i'd always stay single hoping you'd get your senses back
>>33768725I don't think this generally happens.
>>33768740to larp
>>33768748>demonic entity is again checking 4chan to see if bug eating, cannibalism, incest, and pedophilia is acceptable yetTiresome
>>33768750>BailYou would do that even though they went to great lengths to chase them around the house and then smack them down with flip flops for your enjoyment?
>>33768631MaleI know enough about history to make a shit ton of money on speculation
>>33768752Over?Anon, it never even began.
*jumps out of an airplane on a skateboard and does a sick trikc*
>>33768763Rip anon, died how he lived
>>33768340because he's larping
>>33768709>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1121900/The only real bad kinks are those that are harmful though, and the biggest risk here is bacterial infection of your eyes, and maybe to less extent the nose or throat, not sure. But the article says it's much safer if he's wearing pants to filter out the air and farting at a distance 5cm away, like cheap covid masks and social contact at a distance. Since you're right next to his face, might be more dangerous, but idk, maybe close your eyes?Definitely is a different kink. People won't give a shit if you both 69 then suddenly putting tongues down each other's throats, but maybe fart on face then kissing - for some people - would be too far? For me, if the girl I like really wants it I'm pretty sure I'd get over it as I would other sex stuff children would call nasty. If you explained it to him well as you did here to me, if he cares about you I'd imagine he'd probably be down to do it. You have harmless/cute reasoning behind it; you just want to close to him and cared for.As for the whole previous partner shit, uh, idk I don't see why you should even mention that to him. I don't think I'd want to hear it
>>33768763i bet anon gets in a single ollie before he splats
>>33768770Bro imagine if terminal velocity was low enough that it meant falling was always less than lethal
>>33768757wow, you've outsmarted the devil! just one thing: cannibalism, incest, and pedophilia where in my question?
>>33768746Yeah idk what that sort of requirements are cause my degree was in math or maybe physics. Engineering people will need to know decent math. Honestly, even for other stem like Bio or Chem, I can't imagine them not being able to use their knowledge to work up their ranks to being a top leader in that field.
>>33768776These evils are all adjacent to each other
>>33768777>my degree was in math or maybe physicswhat kind of bot-ass reply is this?
>>33768504I'm not reading all of that.If you're my wife I'll straight up shit on you if asked or visa versa no questions asked.
>>33768779so all of american south is cannibalistic?
>>33768783No are you retarded
>>33768748After a quick internet search, it seems cockroaches taste awful, so no I'd decline. Elsewhere, I've heard that certain maggots actually taste really fucking good, but even still, idk, maybe, idk
>>33768786they're sibling & cousin fuckers tho
>>33768783>all the south is incestuous(outrageous lie), you can't hate it now(ill-concieved claim), eat the bugsNo
>>33768790yeah not all, like 2 or 3 people aren't guess they're pedos (well this is kinda correct) and cannibals too
>>33768795Isn't like half the problem that incels hold women in too high a regard?(I don't understand your comparison, so if it's sarcastic than just ignore my question.)
>>33768711First time I ever farted in presence of my SO.It was that delicate time where hormones dictate everything. Around age 18.I have him at my place, my parents are away, we're watching 90s berserk anime.>mind you we had dated almost 6months at this point>Both of our parents were kinda against us being together>moments together were rare>moments ALONE were rarer>we're sitting on my bed. i'm leaning on him, his legs around me>he is hugging me from behind>Fondling my breastsm kissing my neck>guts and caska lovemaking scene>I turn enough to make eye contact.>immediate kiss>the stripping was almost violent>the clothes just flew off>condom wasnt even a thought in our heads>he asks me to guide him in>I have been wet for a while>doesnt need much, he is halfway in>I have never been penetrated before>I wrapped my legs around him and pull him in>I dont care if it hurts, I want himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dwThat plays on the backround.>its a carnival of lust>we try to kiss during it, our teeth hit eachother and it hurts.>Neither of us is washboard abbed.>air gets trapped between our tummies>makes weird noises between our sweaty bodies>We laugh.>its our first time.>doesnt stop the motion.>I am on my back legs around him>we're face to face>unbroken eyecontact>I cry>not out of pain, but because I am happy>he stops to wipe away my tears, I tell him to just keep moving>He has rocked my bean before, and does it again>I was so emotional that I came almost immediately when he touched my clitI promised you a fart...here it isI had held in my farts all evening with him. When I climaxed I couldnt hold it.I felt his balls flap on my butthole...>he looked a bit shocked>Then he laughed and said"Oh wow that tickled!">and then he laughed.>I hid my embarassment by pulling him into a close hug...>I urged him to finish in meThat is how I lost my virginity.
>>33768801It was a bad joke, I deleted it. How else would you like to punish me?
>>33768805Lmfao this reads as Fanfiction
>>33768787All big big eating efforts of all kinds would rely on hefty bribing of food safety controls. An effort of malicious intent to push disease load onto the masses. Chitin in large quantities is already unhealthy, the inability of bugs to filter parasitic and bacterial load as food stock when chickens and above already struggle to do so and need assist would just break it. No culture has ever primarily turned to bugs as a primary food source no matter how abundant their biomass might have been and no matter how scarce other food sources might be. Human repulsion of bugs is instinctual for good reason. Evil wants you poisoned. Say no
>>33768808I'm sorry. I'm sure somebody who understood would have thought it was funny.
>>33768747I love his eyebags.
>>33768753>highly sensitive to criticism and could be vindictive.Bruh that can be said for most people. Newton was literally at the top and everyone else knew that. That's like saying Michael Jordon would be institutionalized.>aloof and didn’t train many students.Yeah cause most people weren't good enough for him to teach. >Sometimes criticized for not publishing many of his ideasCause they were brilliant ideas and modern people are "pissed" he didn't share? >RecluseShould any recluse be institutionalized?>Resisted new mathematical directions. (like non-Euclidean geometry)Bruh what? He was the leading mathematician - he guided the directions! He also created non-euclidean geometry, and had huge impacts on geometry. Gauss-bonnet?>Conflicts with university administrators and funding issuesI'm curious about this one. What did they have issues with for him? Who didn't want to fund Jacobi? Was it based on his intelligence or his work?>Religious and political oppositionWould he be institutionalized for being religious/diff religion? What does this have to do with his savant ability? Nor does the illness have anything to do with, anything we're talking about?>If they had lived in a different class or background or if they had lacked verbal or mathematical fluency their stories might have been very different.If they didn't go into stem, they would've just been priests. Like, all of them. Not institutionalized.
>>33768781See >>33768746, kek
I don't drink energy drinks because if I would I'd drink like 5 monsters a day. Is this why women who weigh half my weight drink one and a half white monsters a day?
>>33768817>>highly sensitive to criticism and could be vindictive.>Bruh that can be said for most people.NTA Bro, you seriously think so? Not many friends, huh?
>>33768822i thought you were gonna say because their claw sign is 666, keeping in theme with the previous comments
Women, name one thing better than the pleasant smells and soapy suds of bath time
Men, would you look at the moon?
>>33768667That was a really cool video. Thanks for sharing it!
>>33768828Yes. The full moon is in my solar zodiac tonight, so I can’t masturbate.
>>33768805Could shakespeare had written anything better? Could he have dreamed of anything so beautiful, so pure?
>>33768809that poster described themselves as a taller, broader, f1nn5termake of that what you will
>>33768827Feeling his wet soapy skin all over me. Washing his hair as he relaxes between my legs. Holding him, as he rests his head on my bare boobs.
>>33768832One wonders what wetness is with a neovag
>>33768833>tfw baldFUCKI can't enjoy anything in life
>>33768826Subtly hidden signs of satanism is childish boomer take on evil. That's why they ruined their parents hard work and robbed their own children. As long as it wasn't messages to worship satan in a record being played backwards they couldn't be possibly be doing evil.It's just an energy drink with holdover edgy 2000s gamer branding bro. Everyone knows the health risk some people just don't care
>>33768824Bro what? Yeah, lots of people DEF do not take criticism well.
>>33768817nta Gauss chose not to publish his findings on non Euclidean geometry because he feared controversy and ridicule from more traditional mathematicians. And you're gonna school these people on stuff and just pretend everything will be ok?>Conflicts with university administrators and funding issuesIt was mostly political views, professional rivalries, financial instability and health problems.
>>33768833Stop replying to me
>>33768842Why are you mad at me for you asking women questions? If you don't want to address all women then specify that.
i may be a proxy for my genes, but i am not my genes themselves. why, exactly, should i bother reproducing? and everything else that goes into that (this is, in fact, the only reason to pay attention to society)? what bullshit it all is!uh oh, looks like one of the animals has left his cage today!!!
>>33768828That huge impact on the right is pretty neat
Why do some men get angry when women physically playfully tease them and turn serious and violent?
>>33768852They’re retarded and have small dick energy
>>33768847Yeah it kinda looks like an orange's blossom end.
>>33768841Thus, cantor was bullied to the point of depression and that was when Europe was less fanatic
>>33768852sexy makes the amygdala spicy, and when the amygdala is spicy men are prone to getting MAD and PHYSICAL
>>33768841Also, it was mostly conservative officials within the Prussian state bureaucracy following the 1848 revolutions that didn't want to fund Jacobi. Ministry of Education mostly. King Friedrich Wilhelm IV’s government post 1848. Berlin university when he moved to Berlin. He was seen as too outspoken, liberal and too difficult to manage by a lot of conservative bureaucrats.
I wish BV liked me instead of Charlie. But I could never be Charlie.
>>33768852>>33768857Noo not the ol spicy amygdalaWomen how could you?
>>33768544>every man is a braphog
>>33768832>>33768836I am that anon, and being taller or broader than F1nn5ter at 6'1, 185lbs is no great feat.And yes, we have similiar facial features. I never claimed I was a great beauty>afaik he is 5'10Why does that bother you? I am genuinely curious.Does my existence offend you?
due to the present shutdown of the federal government, i am no longer able to answer femanon requests personally. instead, i will give the magic 8-ball a n 'ol shake on your behalf.thanks for understanding <3
>>33768544>must not tease anon
>>33768868when will the government be back up, fbi-chan?
>>33768852Without a doubt
>>33768872Better not tell you now
>>33768264Women:Why does proper punctuation and capitalization in text messages scare you off?
>>33768868Tell me 8 ball will I meet my husband before this year ends
>>33768876will there be another political assassination in november, fbi-chan? or is that a question for cia-kun
>>33768879It is certain!!!
>>33768667Very cool video, super interesting.I think the biggest hurdle of a doc going to the past is that their knowledge of medicine is rendered almost useless. Modern medicine depends on the modern production of esoteric chemicals and formulations. Like, could you get aspirin or acetaminophen or wtv back then? Maybe in more isolated areas they depended more on natural herbs or honey as the vid depicted. I think being a physical doctor would work well - I'd imagine they know what tools they'd want and maybe a smith could forge something useful - but a medicinal one would need like a 1-4 year lesson to get used to all what they got at the time.
>>33768881OMG!!!! Have I already met him??
Is there any word worse than "baddie"?
>>33768880hello, essential worker here: i cannot legally respond with the magic 8-ball's magic resonse. sorry!
>>33768878comes off as pompous and overly self important
>>33768838I'm sure if a girl likes you, she'll like your head too. She can massage your scalp as an equivalent
>>33768884Yes!!!
>>33768885Girlie... seriously, anything ending in "ie" sounds super patronizing.
>>33768885I hate being exposed to any of it, I want the old world back
>>33768859Why would you like me though? I'm supposed to be awful.
>>33768886*sweats* please don't assassinate me i was jk
>>33768891Oh no :( Are you sure?
>>33768839I was making fun of it, anon, I don't believe in that shit. Btw, I (jokingly) posted >>33768748 Fun fact: in the previous couple of months, a funny thing happen: an animal, called carcal, attacked Israeli soldiers, then disappeared. So some Muslims celebrated this and considered it as a sign from God. Imagine: you're in a war, your opponent has nukes, drones, and the might of the US military backing it up... and you have the carcal. ONE carcal. But I said to people online it was stupid superstition, they wouldn't have it.Ah, also, the carcal that supposedly disappeared after attacking the soldiers was later on captured by Israelis.
>>33768888Why? What if I just wanted my messages to be easy to read and understand? What if it bothers me deeply to have it otherwise?
Anons help me how would you describe lets suppose an anime wall scrool or flag that is not straight but has a ripple effect?
>>33768895Ask again later.
>>33768888Damn, it's over. We intend for it to mean "I respect you and I consider you worthy of focus and effort". Men and women will never understand each other. It's over...
>>33768898caracal*
favorite sex position to seefavorite sex position to experience stats show among virgins the favorite is the cowgirl position
>>33768897Yes definitely.
>>33768905>favorite sex position to seeYes>favorite sex position to experienceWithout a doubt
>>33768899you sound insufferable and like you care way too much. tone is somewhat conveyed through grammar, and perfect grammar comes off as stiff and overly formal the same way emojis like xD and ;P come off as childish or playful. these tonal markers make text more understandable; using perfect grammar all the time is the text equivalent to autistic monotone
>>33768908oooh nice simile anon, pretty hot i'm ngl
>>33768841Gauss had a lot of pride in his "image". There were also times where he wasn't comfortable with stuff cause he didn't develop an idea enough to the extent that he was confident in his understanding of it, like how long it took for him to publish stuff about the complex numbers. I honestly wouldn't give a shit about image, unless it'd hurt the money. In the 1700s, just start out with analysis, do some algebra and calculus. Now the REAL issue here is that people like Newton would 100% see through anyone as a fraud intelligence wise after some time, so I'd keep my distance from them, heh.>It was mostly political views, professional rivalries, financial instability and health problems.Man, that's such a bitch.
>>33768902no one's grading your 4chan posts or sexts, calm down bro
>>33768707>>33768829>>33768882I'm glad everybody liked the video.
>>33768905MSee: lesbians doing whatever, I don't care to look at dudesExperience: I cum easiest from doggy
>>33768845I like your responses, dont worry bout it
Femanons, which cobdoms feel the best for (You)?
>>33768906I don't believe you and this is not a good thing
>>33768816Mine are worse LMAO
Is a girl working as an archivist weird? I went on a date but when I told him what i do for work he said it was 'off putting'It'd make sense to say that if I was making an extravagant amount of money but I make as much as an entry level teacher would. Any ideas on why he might've said this?
>>33768916>cobdomsCondoms* dammit!
>>33768920He's probably just a retard.
>>33768916tried this weird japanese condom brand where we had to measure his dick because there were sizes. it was by far the best though
>>33768920Depends what you archive. Like, porn? That's weird.
>>33768852Like the other guy said, retarded, but also cause fragile ego. There's that one vid (that I assume was real) where the girl made a joke about a guy's camo pants and how she couldn't see his legs, but the guy thinks she's making fun of his leg muscles so he responds back in anger. Fragile self image and bad at taking criticism
>>33768926>tfw no porn archiver gf
>>33768926no. i work at a museum and mostly do historical documents and stuff
>>33768925Were they latex?
>>33768920he sounds like a boring little bitch, the fuck does he do for work?
>>33768920Archivist sounds cool. What do you actually do? I imagine that varies a lot depending on the thing being archived.
>>33768271Snow GF...
>>33768931Some kind of paralegal I think
>>33768271you only like her because she's blonde and blue eyed, she's objectively chopped and fucks black dudes lol
>>33768930i don't remember... i think it was these "okamoto" condoms looking at the box, but i don't remember exactly which
>>33768920archivist is a weird word/thing to do (weird: unusual, unexpected, unfamilar) and probably your date just didn't know how to respond and that left him feeling "put off". date less retarded people (or turn into a cheerleader for your field)
>>33768908Autistic monotone is how I speak in real life too. Why would I pretend to be anything else online?
>>33768932For my job I mostly sort things into boxes, but other times I work on physically doing preservation work. I dont do the latter as often though, since I'm still relatively new to the field
>>33768666I named my character Miquella and I’m using the Sacred Relic Sword. It’s messed up
>>33768917why not
>>33768920Should of had told him that you are 4chan poster.
>>33768944I don't know any men
>>33768940that's fine but you can expect to have misunderstandings with people or come off as standoffish, rude, and unfriendly
>>33768941Doing preservation work sounds cool. Is that mostly like, making sure stuff is neutral PH or something?
>>33768920no, it's cool.more peo0ple need to know how, since they just offload everything to the cloud and think it is foolproof, or the only option.
>>33768946you're talking to one rn mf -_-;
>>33768916Most nonlatex major brands are fine.
>>33768948That alongside things like humidity. But then again I dont do it as often as someone more experinced so Im sure there are dozens of other factors that I'm forgetting.
>>33768920Wouldn't occur to me to say that, but I'm a chud.>Any ideas on why he might've said this?Depends strongly on what kind of person he is.If he's a yuppie metrosexual, and/or if he has more of a type A personality, then he might have wanted someone who makes more money, for example.
>>33768936lol, she only hangs with white people.you of all people should know that.
>>33768916F.Interested genuinely.I use condoms on my vibrator and buttplug. Just some generic brand.The lube I use is coconut scented, altough nobody asked
>>33768900A waving flag?
>>33768950Are you my husband?
>>33768936Mutt's lawYou guys are demented
>>33768952Okay, well yeah he just sounds like he's retarded then. Seems like a neat job.
>>33768956why?
>>33768957Thankssss
>>33768900sinuous, undulating, unfolding, waving
>>33768908>u sound insufferable and like u care way 2 much tone is somewhat conveyed throo grammar and perfect grammar comes off as stiff and overly formal the same way emojis like xD and P come off as childish or playful these tonal markers make text more understandable using perfect grammar all the time is the text =valent to autistic 1tonefify yw np
How bad is breaking up telling her "you're too good for me"? She kinda is in some ways. I can't be 100% honest because what if she lies about changing her mind about not wanting kids
>>33768958Cannot predict now (what a tease...)
>>33768962Alot of girls use condoms on their toys Anon. Helps with the cleaning partNot mandatory, just helpful
>>33768964Perfect, I really needed more options like these. Your the best anon.
GenderIf your sibling (even if you don’t really have one) committed a very serious crime, would you still love them? Does it depend on the crime? Which ones are unforgivable?
>>33768969unfurling is another good one. yw!
>>33768956Was there taste? Like was it extra virgin coconut or refined?
>>33768308I'm happy for her. I hope he doesn't kill her or divorce her. That would be so sad.
>>33768965thanks, communicating my ideas to a wider audience is always a positive imo!
>>33768937How did you guys discover them? Just google?
>>33768966Very bad. Does anybody ever buy the “you’re just too good, that’s why I don’t want to be with you” line? Just be honest. “I don’t want kids and you seem like you’re leaning away from not wanting kids so I’m out.”
>>33768972I'll take that too!
>>33768920Did he say why he thought it was off putting? Cause that's random af
>>33768968OHHH...Thanks.
>>33768977not sure. i think someone recommended them to him or something. i wasn't involved in the decision making that much here, just said i wouldn't sleep with him if he didn't get condoms, but i personally didn't care which he got.
>>33768979rippling is another. sorry i really should have thought this all at once lol
>>33768980I asked him why and all he said was "why would a woman want to deal with dusty papers all day" :/
>>33768980yeah feels almost like he was trying to neg her weirdly or something. or he's just socially inept i guess. overall seems like a weird thing to say, like, genuinely a non-normal reaction
>>33768828I always stare at it for a little when I catch a glimpse of it. I like the moon a lot.
>>33768983No problem, hehehe. I really appreciate it.
>>33768271based enjoyer
>>33768985oh, run girl. he's a fuckin weirdo.
>>33768966Pretty bad, imo, I'm not the guy who likes telling lies like that. I'd just say something like you deserve to be with someone who wants to have kids with you, and I don't want to be the one who hold you back from having that happiness, cause I don't want to ever make you unhappy, blah blah blah
>>33768985woah, horrible vibes and energy. don't let him make you feel even a little bit self-conscious, if the tone is what i imagined, he is a bullet dodged (and you have no reason to pay attention to a past-bullet)
>>33768736you really keep a folder of all your daily, social media stalking?YIKES.
>>33768970Yes, I'll always love them. Doesn't mean I forgive or absolve them of anything.
>>33768935Same stuff lmao
>>33768970FNo.
>>33768985Tell him "paper is more important than any tablet/computer screen" and to "hang himself off a cliff ASAP".Next, he'll tell you water is useless, since we have whatever shit e-tubers promote.
*pushes out of danger, sacrificing myself.*
>>33768929Oh. That is decided not weird. Guy feels emasculated. What does he do?
Do girls care about anything? I never see them lamenting about the golden days.
Do coworkers actually have sex? How common is that?
Name ONE THING better than your wife popping your back
>>33769001*is the first thing you see in the hospital*
>>33768308Nobody thinks this. Any backlash you might have seen is because charlie kirk specifically but also other right wing talking heads were saying that she is now 'submitting' to her husband. And then as per usual when people called them out for saying abhorrent bullshit, instead of saying "look, women are mad because we said Taylor Swift should submit to her husband", they said "look, women are mad that Taylor Swift is submitting to her husband".Still salvageable rightoid men, you should learn this pattern because it's deployed against you constantly
Do you own a Homosexual Passport?
>>33769003All the foids born to see the 90s are shriveled and bitter or married
>>33768985he was 100% negging you to make you feel a little self conscious so you would try to prove to him that you're cool and interesting "otherwise". as if archiving isn't a cool ass job
>>33769004> How common is that?1 in every office?
>>33768937Seems durex invisible is similar? Maybe yall can try that too instead of having to buy jap ones
>>33769003>t. a man who does not speak to women
I actually have a funny story about condoms. My first girlfriend in high school had invited me over to her house one summer and we were just gonna play Luigi’s mansion: dark moon local coop on 3DS. One thing led to another and we were both naked (in her parent’a garage lmao, they didn’t know I was over and her sister was home). She came from a very liberal house and they went to a gay pride parade a couple weeks ago and apparently they were handing out free condoms. She got a handful for us but they were so incredibly small that we couldn’t get it on my dick. Very funny moment looking back on it
>>33768970MMDepends, but very likely NOT. Especially if it is a HEINOUS one. I have 4 siblings btw; and I would expect no less from them if I did something horrible.Forgivable:- They "assaulted" someone- Got a ticket for littering- Got drunk and spend stupid amount of money on something dumbUnforgivable:The usual (CP, serial rapist, got drunk and drove and killed someone, etc).
>>33769003Why did they call a console that launched in '96 the '64? Did a nintendo thing happen in 1964 or something?
>>33768985>why would a woman want to deal with a dumb bitch for the rest of her life?
>>33769014i'm dating someone who is sterile now so it's not longer an issue, but thanks anyway, maybe someone else will find it useful
>>33768995Would you still have them over for holidays?
>>33769019it's because you turn 64 degrees and walk away
>>33769009Pretty my own ass is a gay passport I don't want to ever use. I guess unless the girl I love really wants to use it for some reason
>>33768994I get it from the zoomies at /INT/ and /ADV/. ANYWAYS TYPE OF SLEEVES ARE THOSE!
>>3376901964bit (a marketing twist of the truth but it was leveraging the jump things experienced from 16bit to 32bit. It was a truly epic jump in power anyway)
>>33769003YAH-WAH-HoooO!
Two of the most badass motherfuckers this world has ever seen.https://youtu.be/3C-g6rq_QPk
>>33769022Aren't they in jail? I'll prob visit them on important ones, not like boxing day or shit
>>3376902464 degrees is like, barely even a different direction? Is this some kind of rad joke I'm too polar to understand?
>>33769007smooooth.
>>33768935>Paralegal Works under tight deadlines, needs quick, functional access to relevant documents.>ArchivistFocuses on long term preservation and careful handling of materials, may move more slowly due to preservation protocols.It's not gonna work, anon. He has ADHD compared to you. He's gonna see you as overly protective and you're gonna see him as careless with materials.
>>33769002nta but she said hes a paralegal
>>33769026uh oh...
>>33769030Let's say they got 10 years, not life. So they dealt drugs or maybe killed somebody but it wasn't enough for a longer sentence.
>>33769027what does that actually mean? Of course I've heard people saying like 8, 16, 64-bit etc. but I don't really understand it outside of higher-number is better/newer computer.
>>33769003F.I want the days back when my mother had her senses before the strokeI long for the days when my dad called and took me for icecream on his motorcycle, even when I was in higher education and an adult.I want the days back when my summerjob was enough to pay for so much more than my 8 to 5 job does now.I feel like everything ever since the early 2000s has become worse. my money is worth less, my food is worth more, cars are more fragile.There is no nightlife anymore, its just minorities waiting to grope me. No guys in pubs to play pool or billiards with, or even cards.Nobody does anything anymore. Everyone is at home, being miserable.I can no longer flex my custom pool cue. I can no longer feel like there is a community.Everyone is alone, and I hate itthis is what I genuinely feel.
>>33769027
>>33769035>>33769020>>33769011>>33769000Good thing I said no to a second date then kek
Men, would you date her?
>>33769039it refers to the width of the cpu, how many bits it operates on per operation>>33769029>she likes-likes peter thielthe n64 has a MIPS cpu that has a 128-bit word (number) size, but the data bus that connects CPU to RAM is 64-bits iirc
>>33769038I mean, yeah that's on par with drunk driving homicide. No difference
>>33769035LMFAO
>>33769041Not everyone who was old enough to see and understand the 90s is a nintendokid. Your little mind couldn't comprehend how fast things were moving back then
>>33769037Why uh oh?
>>33769043NTABut in (major) hindsight, I wish I chose this as a career path. I already spend enough time on computers, and helping others sort their stuff (both in digital and real world).
>>33769033plot twist: i'm a emergency medical doctor and my hospital was the closest one to you but i'm married to an objectively ugly golem and have 6 kids who are all very happy you saved me
>get into relationship>"im actually disabled :///">oh what is it? >"i have REALLY bad ADHD! :("oh brother
>>33769049
>>33769045If she was cute I would love a hypochondriac goth hobby gf. I'm sad having to make all my halloween decorations myself all the time.
>>33769026Puff sleeve
Mmmm this hot slurry of tang and coffee creamer is surprisingly tasty. I bet with a splash of liquor this would be really fun
>>33769019Just a marketing gimmick. Sega had started a competition when they launched their Genesis/Mega Drive and straight up printed "16-BIT" on the console and made it a focal point of their advertising. It worked massively and made Sega competitive with Nintendo, and Nintendo decided to adopt that for their next console. Nowadays we know that the 'bits' really don't matter much.>>33769039Data in computers is stored as ones and zeroes, and these are individually bits. The amount of data you can represent with x bits is equal to 2^x. A 64-bit CPU can ostensibly handle a lot more than a 32-bit CPU, though other hardware in the machine matters a lot too.
>>33769057Oh, I don't use scissors. I don't want to cut myself,
>>33769055Kek
>>33769046Like how big the cpu is? If it's wider it can fit more bits?
>>33769059Thanks strawberry shortcake.
>>33769065Metaphysical size
My ex would do little mini breakups with me, like just saying "I don't think we are in the same phases of life, I love art more than you" and then she would proceed to compliment me and say how all women think I'm sexy. I stayed calm but got insecure about the relationship after a while. What the fuck?
>>33769055no amount of pharmaceutical propaganda and psychiatric pseudo-science will convince me this and many other "disorders" are real in any tangible, objective sense
>>33769062I would use the scissors for her. I would try and figure out stuff she could help with that isn't just sanding, though unfortunately I would probably still try and share some of the sanding.
>>33769069oh yikes
>>33769069WEIRD....
>>33769068CPUs have a metaphysical element?!
Just curious based on a lot of the language I am seeing here, what's the average age ITT? im 29 atm.
>>33769071Aw, that's sweet. Would you laugh at me if I wore a mask?
24 in two weeks and still a khhv. I am unworthy of a relationship.
>>3376907726 F
>>33769029Not really. They are balding.
>>33769077F 19
>>33769076He just means that it doesn't have to be physically larger. In short, more bits = faster processing. The N64 was stronger than the competition by a long shot, only held back by other limitations.>>3376907731 M
>>33769065kind of! we use bits that can be represented as 2^n because it simplifies the processing of certain operations (for example, you can multiply a binary number by shifting every bit over by one:001 = 1010 = 2100 = 41000 = 8etc. so typically a cpu will have an 8, 16, 32 or 64 bit width (most things are 64 bits nowadays,, rarely you'll fine 32; but most modern big name CPUs still support 32-bit/16-bit mode). you don't HAVE to have it be that way though, like in the late 90s intel had an 80-bit processor that dealt with floating point operations (this is a type of number)when your cpu is wider, it allows you to work with bigger numbers OR with packed sets of smaller numbers. like an 8-bit number could be interpreted as two 4-bit numbers.
>>33769077>>33769080holy unc status....
Women, why do you want men to hate you?
>>33769083found my twin! same!
>>33769077MWizard...
>>3376907734
>>33769089It's safer that way.
>>33769077m, 29
>>33769091>>33769083NTASisterhood moment.
>>3376907735
>>33769083>>33769091Hello kittens
>>33769091>>33769083>19 on 4chan in 2025wtf
>>33769077F 32 Yes, I know.
>>3376907727
>>33768920He's probably low IQ, not that that would dissuade you.
How foolish you are, to think that any weapon formed against you would prosper. https://youtu.be/xwtdhWltSIg
>>33769089i don't want men to hate me, i just don't care to change my behavior to prevent it, because they will hate me regardless anyway, so there's no point
>>33769100STRANGER DANGER!
>>33769078No. Sanding dust is bad for you even if it's not technically poisonous stuff. If wet sanding is an option it's good for not having dust though.
>>33769101¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>33769100holy discord moderator
>>33769100
>>33769100based discord gooner
>>33769077f. 32.I kinda have my fingers crossed that I am not the oldest femanon present.>why? I dont know
Okay great. Based on the ages of people here I can ask the real questions.Guys, isn't it nuts that Mac from Future Weapons just randomly died and nobody really talked about it?
>>33769091>>3376908319 year olds should not be here
>>33769115Nta but you won't like know about me then
>tfw you like to read a really cute wholesome comic but you know any female would be repulsed by your enjoyment of it so you can't get excited about it with herwell women, it's been a blast really, but i'm thinkin it's time we played a different kind of game
>>33769017
>>33769119You are currently tied.
heh, hello kittens, i see you are still teenagers, would you be interested in a silver fox like me (29m)? i have an established career as a 7/11 cashier, and all the weed you can smoke
>>3376907736. I have been raped.
>>33769126This gave me a lil chuckle.
>>33769121Why?
>>33769126You forgot, Indian-Chad.
>>33769119>>33769125Nope
>>33769127explain the relevancedid the rape make you age twice as fast?
GenderWhat's the most common food that you can't stand
>>33769077Male, 31
>>33769134ketchup
Hi fine shyt
>>33769134F. Pickles.
>>33769134F.Liver.
>>33769132>>33769102Yep.
>>33769045That isn't the type of english I understand, unfortunately. Would need a brief translator
>>33769129too young your brain isn't fully formed yet and this rots it pretty quick
>>33769134MaleCilantro is gross, and so is avocado.
>>33769123I'm thinking you might enjoy russian roulette, personally. Give it a whirl!
okay women i just realized i am six and a half hours late for work (lmao), i'll bbl ;-)
>>33769143I like how you think this is the only socialization I get. Someone's projecting.
>>33769134MCorn
>>33768927Or that video where of a couple at their wedding: the groom kept teasing the bride by pretending to feed her a piece of the cake and when she tried to take a bite, he'd pull away his hand. So when it was her turn she did the same thing and he slapped the fuck out of her. And from the reaction of everyone present it seemed like the cultural norm, because no one bat an eye (I think it was Kazakhstan or Uzbekistan or Azerbaijan or another nearby country)
>>3376912930 year olds will use their mind control powers
>>33769127>>33769141Damn we got beat. Maybe the 40 y/o anonette is on. Or glowiegirl.
>>33769147doesn't change anything
>>33769134M, eggs.>>33769045No way.
>>33769134MOlives of any kind. So bitter and I find it ruins pizza completely.
BLOODCLAAT YA DUNNO ME BRUDDA ME WANNA CURRY GOAT RICE N PEAS
>>33769145looked it up, great song honestly very touching. i liked the part with the monkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6w-UzfGX0c
>>33769146why even go lmao
Is a Millenial rizzing alphas bad asking for a friend
>>3376907728
>>33769077>reading the replieshttps://youtu.be/kvF9_ptWeSQM, 24>>33769124Uhhh I don’t get it…
>>33769119i like older ladies :3
>>33769160If they're in the 18-21 age range or below then yes, it is bad.
>>33769134Bell pepper.Just hurt me with spicy ones or give me sweet ones. They are so bland.
>>33769151Soo... we're a bunch of 30+ year old women talking to guys in their 20s?I like it
>>33769077F 23
>>33769156Bitter? Olives just taste salty and vaguely fatty to me, I love them
hey, uh, 19 year old baddies, my roommate is gone for the night, how about we hang out at my place? i'll pick up a bottle of UV blue
>>33769157Curry on Snow.
>>33769133I have a vocal tic that involves blurting out the words "rape" and "rapist" at inopportune times. I'm on antipsychotics to treat this problem.
>>33769163Snortlaughed
>>33769159have to keep up my reputation as the company schizoid
>>33769079same Hey birthday twin
I was talking to a girl at work and she's into nail art so we were talking about that and the overlap with miniature painting. She sent me this meme and said I should try and paint my nails in a warhammery way and send her the pic.We had the original conversation a while ago, this new message was out of the blue today. Should I agree to do this or is it a humiliation ritual?
>>33769167You get to be free babysitters for a bunch of lost boy incels!
>>33769165Yeah they arent high schoolers.
>>33769171Otay
>>33769179Agree. That's cute
>>33769181hey, some of them are alcoholic fuckboys, like qt
>>33769172At least you're not making them drink Feel Free shots.
>>33769167Pink
>>33769139>>33769156I love both pickles and olives, but I'm allergic to both. :(
>>33769178same age too?
All men want is youth It's over I'm going to be 26 and untouched and disgusting
>>33769192i'm 35 and still getting laid bitch it's a skill issue
>>33769192nah, I like mature women.Just gotta be stylin' and profilin'
>>33769190Yup Are you excited for this new chapter
I just want anons to know that my sister has lost over 100lbs this past year and I'm very proud of her.
>>33769192HEY my 8-ball said you already met your husband, you wretch!!
>>33769193I'm close in age to you and have only fucked about 3 times in my life. I think it is because I am an autistic retard.
>>33769189What in pickles makes you allergic? Is it all pickled food or?
Hey women. Two questions.1) Are you fucking serious?2) Are you fucking kidding me?One more question 1) Bitch are you for real?
>>33769200
>>33769193Some of us aren't whores and don't have autistic husbands
>>33769136>>33769086>>33769092>>33769093>>33769096>>33769098Actually most of chat is 30 here cept some 20's.
>>33769134Also ketchup, m
>>33769196That's probably from either an eating disorder, a heroin addiction, or undiagnosed AIDS.
>>33769196F.I am now proud of her too.That is no small feat, and deserves all the pride and praise you can give her
>>33769201She’s hot af
>>33769134FMustardAlso milk but not other dairy products makes me bloated and nauseousI don't like orange flavored sodaI don't like how fat tastes. If I'm eating meat and there's a piece fat, I remove it. I also don't like chicken skin, unless it's crispy. If it's cooked in anything boiled, I throw it out. And I'm not a huge fan of sweets (though I like ice cream for eg). I rarely crave something sweet, it's often savory. Sugary stuff make me jittery and like I want to puke. Then they make me extremely hungry.
>>33769195oh i'm nta, i was just askin cuz what are the odds lmao>>33769196gz to your sister
>>33769204Doesn't matter, most of us are going to die alone anyway
>>33769206Or Ozempic
>>33769192are you clingy and looking for a husband haha
>>33769167Ok rule breaker
>>33769201his bicep is so fucking big wtf is that
Women, please tell us a horny story.
hey 30 year old anonsGive me and my birthday twin anon some advice for our 24s
>>33769175Oh heh. Yeah it’s pretty funny, I completely forgot about it and then the memories started flooding back when I was reading the condom posts
>>33769167god damn it, why is this post giving me a boner...
Hello, older women
>>33769196Yay
Why in the fuck do I keep getting weird social media ads for hoodies/jumpers that are designed to look like Nazi uniforms? Is it because I spend so much time on 4chan?
>>33769219Your career is less important than relationships and having a social life.
>>33769199Not sure. I can eat them, I just get sick if I have too many. Like, the amount that goes on a Subway sandwich for instance.Olives on the other hand, I have a worse reaction to. Eating more than a few will make my throat swell and get sore, and walking by any sort of olive bar makes my sinuses freak out. Maybe it's something in the brine? I can handle black olives fine afaik.
>>33769222jesus christ
>>33769219Sleep on your left side. Moves poop through your bowels.
>>33769219get off of 4chan before it's too late. If you're coming back here in your 30's something has gone, and is going very wrong.>t. 35.
there are 0 women on this thread
>>33769225>Your career is more important than anything else, except maybe your petsFTFY
>>33769219Get the hell out of here.
>>33769232Dumbass
>>33769202wow. first off, i'm the autistic one, and he's the whore, so jot that down
>>33769222i've been tittering at this non-stopt. older man
>>33769219Be one with the Sisterhood.Burn the grippy socks.Unleash your inner Venus; don't let anyone stand in your way.
>>33769225Are my hobbies more or less important than relationships and having a social life?
>>33769218>Women, please tell us a horny story.if I had any I would
>>33769209F.My dad would proopably be your worst enemy.Make a very condescending eye contact and eat all of that from your plate.And the next day would propably specifically cook wet chicken skin mixed in pieces of pig lard in mustard sauce. serving orange soda and milk.Thats how it was for me.Clear the plate or suffer the wrath of dad.Thats how I was raised. No negotiation, no mercy
>>33769160It's so easy it feels criminal. The apathetic millennial male hardened by his destitute lot in life is 100x more masculine than the average boy zoomzoom
>>33769223How do imply in my answer that I just pick randomly?
>>33769219Destroy all social media and 4chan!
>>33769216That's what happens when your arm is only 4 inches long. He has dwarf genetics.
>>33769241Sounds like a great way to get banished to the worst nursing home in town later. How's your relationship now?
>>33769160>Is a Millenial rizzing alphas bad asking for a friendThe oldest of Alpha gen are 14-15. So yes.
Is posting on 4chan past 30 a redflag?
>>33769179M. Do it. Paint some deep cut 40k stuff on her nail. Nothing to lose.
>>33769218I'll just put this here again.
>>33769219Guy a little over a decade older than you, here is what I have to say:First. This one is about your career path or studies. Don't settle for a job unrelated to your degree, your training, or your passion. I've been doing just that for over a decade, telling myself "It's just a foot in the door, don't be too proud to do normal person work." Multiple times. And my spirit has suffered for it. Second. This one is about dating, sex, and relationships. Don't buy into all that thought-terminating cliche shit people tell you about "when you just stop looking, the right one will come along." Or any "trust the process" crap when it comes to relationships. You do have to actually put yourself out there, approach people, and say "can I ask you on a date." You really do miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and anyone who is telling you crap like "work on yourself", "just be yourself", "just stop looking" is telling you not to take any shots. Don't listen to them.
>>33769249Definitely>t. 30+
>>33769237>grippy sockswhat? is this why people call feet 'grippers'? I've never understood that beyond knowing it's a thing people say.
>>33769249always a redflag
>>33769252thank you for your wisdom unc
>>33769243I think you could whip out one of those bingo markers and cover your eyes as you stamp.
>>33769254I stole the word from another thread... and yes, it's a real thing.
>>33769249posting here is always a red flag
>>33769249I think it's a force of habit thing, like people in a retirement home tuning into Turner Classic Movies to watch the same films they saw at the cinema during their childhoods.
>>33769247I love my dad.He was strict when I was a kid. but I dont think it was a bad thing.He taught me not to waste, how to take responsibility and how to stand straight even when immersed in adversity.I love my dad
>>33769249As long as you aren't hurting anyone, nothing is a red flag
GenderDid you have a dream job when you were younger? I wanted to be a writer
>>33769262Huh. I'm glad it worked out, that's pretty wholesome.
>>33769264MI think... Hockey Player or Ninja Turtle (LMAO).
>why do foids hate men?Cause this is what they think of when they think of men they hate?
>>33769226NTA unironically, green olives often contain sulfites, sorbates or benzoates, which are common triggers of food sensitivities and allergies. Black olives have fewer and different additives. You might have histamine intolerance if fermented foods give you an ick. Asthma?
>>33769264mwhen i was like 5 or 6, i was obsessed with becoming a paranormal investigator
>>33769264MaleNot really. I briefly went through a few different types of engineering before ending up as a network engineer, but that was in college.
>>33768367I couldn't deny you that. Just feel free to let us in on the joke :P
>>33769264F, I wanted to be an astronomer
>>33769270Ohhh, that's good.I wouldn't actually mind that. Going on adventures with a group.
>>33769241kek, we're talking preferences and besides i'm an adult now. but i guarantee you your father wasn't worse than mine. my father used to literally hit me if i fell (as kids do) and cried. he was like you're crying? i'll give you something to cry about, and he did. and that was not even the worst. i talked before about how my dad made 5 or 6 year old me and my sister use a rake to smooth my uncle's piece of land because we took out a few weeds to feed a sheepi once had to hide a stick that had nails sticking out so that he wouldn't hit my sister with ityou could say he mellowed with age, but for most of life, my dad was feared and not liked by us
Any women posting in 4chan is creepy specially that young ones they are turbo weirdos. Imagine being that poor nice guy that has a crush on them real life.
>>33769223ez. we keep:>the accountant for party reasons>the med student for doctor reasons>the native american who doesn't speak english so we are multilingual>the pregnant wife for baby reasons>the movie star for entertainment reasons>the gay athlete for sports reasons>the 12 year old orphan to be raised by the pregnant lady>the professor who can teach the kids thingsthe human race will die out anyway with only 8-9 people so we might as well have a nice time when we go
>>33769184Are you m/f?>>33769250We're all remote, she means me paint MY (M) nails using the kind of painting I would do for a miniature thing. I'm good, so I'm not worried about how well I could do it. I just don't want it to end up with her like making fun of me with her girlfriends after the fact if I agree.
>>33769273Based
Women, we're going to the doughnut shop, what are you getting.Men, if you're chill you can come too, what you want?
>>33769279F
>>33769281chocolate
>>33769264M, when I was growing up I wanted to be a male sex worker and get paid a lot of money to take it up the ass in bordellos and on video. I got in trouble at school more than once for saying this was my dream job.
>>33769278ohhh, that's pretty good.Some things I didn't notice, until you mentioned it.
Women I’m making eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, all with real butter. Let’s get you nice and fat?
>>33769264My dream was full "I will master the four elements and save the world" up until 18Neglect and abuse takes its toll on maturity and direction
>>33769275then i wanted to become a microbiologist, and then a doctor, then i decided i didn't actually want to go to college, life's crazy
>>33769281strawberry sprinkle
>>33769264Claymation/stop motion animator was one of them. I thought Robot Chicken and this YouTube channel called ForestFire101 were the coolest things ever when I was around 7 years old
>>33769287it's PHAT, not FAT, mmm'kay?
>>33769264M, doctor, then lawyer. I wanted to help people, but then realized that that was far too idealistic for those jobs.>>33769269I can handle most fermented foods, I've had natto before without feeling any ick. No asthma.
>>33769285I have a hard time believing that
>>33769279>We're all remoteLame and I'm no longer interested
>>33769281I'm not hungry. I just want a gf.
>>33769287oh HELL yeah HELL yeah HELLLLLL yeah real butter dude? HELLLLLLL YEAH hell yeah HELL YEAH
>>33769223This exercise isn't telling me about some of these people's skill sets. Do the novelist or the international student have some kind of skill sets I don't know about that this image isn't telling me?
>>33769292Gotcha thanks>>33769298YEAHHH hell yeah :DDDDD
>>33769281Cruller, gimme 10
>>33769292Some nerd fat guy actually actuallied someone in class the other week it was some good cringe very funny
>>33769292https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>33769264i wanted to be a MLB player. that didn't happen for two reasons, firstly that i am a woman and secondly i am bad at sports
>>33769294Oh, I'm sure you're having a "hard" time.
>>33769279you could go to the store and get a clear, press-on nail to paint, and then ask if she wants you to mail her the set. you don't have to paint your own nails, but you can still showcase
>>33769281>Men, if you're chill you can come too, what you want?Black coffee.
>>33769281im a dastardly chud but i would still appreciate an apple fritter and a black coffee.
>>33769309this is a good solution because if she's doing it to humiliate you, it fails, but if she isn't, it's a cute and sweet gift
>>33769313>>33769315This sounds so good right now but I would upgrade the coffee if possible
is the thread friendly and nice today bc the american govt is shut down?
>>33769278Thank you for responding to the picture. I found that and thought it would be a fun activity.
>>33769264F.I wanted to be a police officer like my dad.>was a soldier before he became one>>33769276I'm sorry anon.Judging by that... I think my dad would hate yours. As laying hands on women and children was a big no no in his books.My dad just has that weird scary charisma thing where his words are like super scary and made me and my sisters obey.He has openly said now that we're adults that he was afraid our mom spoiled us, and made himself a "controlled adversity" so we could handle adult life.Which made our mom baby us even more....Its not comparable. I feel bad now, sorry.
>>33769281Surprise me*2 and iced boba latte.
yooooo tfw your favorite client comes backya boy is about to make a fuck ton of money
>>33769327>tfw no face
>>33769324So you wanted to have a job where you could bully people for bullshit reasons and even murder them in cold blood and claim it's self-defense?
>>33769327lets goooooo #jiggalolife
anons let's make this a sad threadtell me your worst childhood story
Men,
>>33769331nta but does any child actually think that hard about anything? i wanted to be vegeta. its not that deep
>>33769333don't do that the thread is nice today
>>33769331Are you berating an anon's past, child self for their career choice? That's weird as fuck.
>>33769334If you don't want us just leave us alone
>>33769333my grandparents used to suffocate me when i cried so now as an adult i panic when my partner tries to comfort me!
>>33769281F.I have never been to a dedicated doughnut shop before.I'd propably get salty caramel doughnut and if I could get a mint-choco-mocha. I would be very happy with that combo and have a smile for the rest of the day
>>33769333No thanks
>>33769055read as: I don't want to admit I just didn't pay attention in school
>>33769299Like:What if the novelist was a vet?What if the international student was in diplomacy apprenticeship? (Idk, it's late, those are words)
>>33769333I got molested (dry humped) by my school psychologist and he suggested I get diagnosed with autism to throw off suspicion from his behavior.
>>33769347the world is dying, you don't have time to interview every person on the list, you have to make a split second decision with the information you have on hand
>>33769345School is unnatural and adhd didn't invent the diagnosis of their disorder to OBEY. Society created the label
>>33769334You should try and summon gym creep, muscle licking femanon.
>>33769333No.
>>33769348M or F?
>>33769355Male.
Why did you choose to become autistic? Instead of a good and normal person?
>>33769356Yikes, did you ever report it? Or at least tell anyone about it?
I just saw the most beautiful vietnamese woman. She was so bad bros
>>33769358I am always the weird one, even here
>>33769268I look like this though
>>33769334Women:
>>33769358Probably all the trauma that was picked out for me.
>>33769324Despite everything it's hard for me to say I hate my father. I'm uncomfortable in his presence, I dont express any feelings of love towards him, I don't hug him.. but I dont hate him and I think I'll cry a lot when he's gone. And it might sound like he has no redeeming qualities, but he does: my father is not a very educated man but he insisted we all get an education. He's also smart: he's good with money management, he's handy, he has a good memory and used to notice when the slightest thing is changed from its place, he doesn't like being lied so he'd interrogate us one by one about stuff, which depends on how you look at it, could be a bad habit or just a person who knows how to extract the truth from others. My father also worked/works hard and there were times in his life he held 2 jobs and or went on days without sleep on the road. He stopped beating my mother before he stopped beating us. And like your father, he always said my mother spoiled us which he disapproved of to say the least.
>>33769223Leave behind the jew, gay, disabled, African American.I'm not racist this are just objectively the worst for mankind's survival
>>33769360how do you that she was vietnamese
>>33769369porn maybe
>>33769369He's been spamming this a few times the last few months.I'd just ignore his weird bait.
>>33769368Race is a social construct and you assuming this about them shows how fucking ironically stupid you are lmao!
It's time.
Why are you on a 9 hour flight with a 16 month old baby you inconsiderate cunts?
>>33769373Yeah that's why race is irrelevant in medicine lol
>>33769373hey jimbo isn't it crazy how race is a social construct even though you can absolutely distinctly sort people via fuzzy genetic selection in ways that cluster in exactly the way the """social construct""" symbols organizeisn't that just so dang crazy jimbo
>>33769374nighty night
>>33769377Blame the airlines for stacking you like sardines not the family that needs to fly with a child
>>33769219Prioritize this in life:Depression or fuckups you can't get over (if applicable) > Physical sickness (if applicable) > People problems, loneliness, bad relationships > CareerThat doesn't mean you never get around to career it just means if your mind, body or relationships are fucked, they take priority for now. When asked how long a person's life is in weeks, most people respond in some multiple of 10,000. You personally likely only have about 2500 weeks left, you will be old for 1300 of the, leaving 1200 weeks. Point is, life is very short, those zoomer women "doing it for the plot" are doing it right
>>33769374ok gn
>>33769380Oh, I meant to get cozy, since it's finally dark and cool outside.But thank you, all the same.
>>33769369Its a banh mi shop that I visit
>>33769383Appreciate it.
Femanons, what are your boobs like?
do girls like riding?
>>33769374I too wish I could lay in bed and not feel worried about anything
>>33769387flat.
>>33769377Should have bought j class if you don't want to be around babies
>>33768264women can i cum deep inside
>>33769387ConesLike if flubber was depressed
do girls like writing?
>>33769392Channeling
>>33769233Or what?
>>33769387About the same size.The left one is perkier, the nipple alignment is far better on looking forward. on the right one it almost looks straight down by comparison.This gives me anxiety.When I lay on my back they look great though. but when I stand up... meh...Also I have these little pimples on my areola I squeeze almost compulsively and some are infected, swollen and full of pus. so my booba are not well in general.
>>33769252>Don't listen to them.What if the shots I'm taking aren't working? I'm worried they are wearing down my soul and making me bitter, scared of men, and not believe in love anymore.
>>33769402i wish. but i can't stand myself and a good writer can't avoid themselves.
>>33769402Writing what?
Do girls like breathing?
https://youtu.be/GjuhKczCgSI
Women, have you ever slept with a friend without there being drama or awkwardness after?
Does anyone else feel like they’re being dragged down when they fall asleep
>>33769423No. You may secretly be a child of Hades.
>>33769358>Why did you choose to become autistic? Instead of a good and normal person?I'm not autistic, I think I'm just a weird loner, eh many such cases
>>33769423Sometimes when I lay on my back, I feel like I'm falling and it jars me awake.
How do I make baby
>>33769423Yes!Its like a thousand hands come from my bed and pin me to it. and if I open my eyes I see things that are not there.If I keep my eyes closed I can only hear them mumble and grumble. around me, trying to get a reaction out of me.And eventually it feels like they throw me up so I fall back on my bed. And its over.
Femoids, what skill do you want moids to teach you?Moids, what skill do you want femoids to teach you?
Foids would it shock you if I said men don't really like women? We love them.
>>33769434A moid? Teach me? A skill? Why
How do the ladies feel about seeing a massive bulge in some grey sweatpants? Water slide pussy? Bellagio fountain pussy?
i have a question
>>33769438Yes
>>33769440So you can be better at dealock hop on haze neow
>>33769440Why not? A woman can teach you tango, but a male dance partner can spice things up (if that's your fantsy)A woman can teach you pool, but a man can make it sexy A woman can teach you programming, but since more men are in stem, if you picked a man even for statistical reasons, it would make senseAnything
>>33769447Shilling assfaggots two 3d boogaloo is punishable by death around these parts
>>33769442I have several answers.YesNoMaybePotentiallyIf the circumstances pan out86
>>33769449??
>>3376945086 fucks to give, it seems
Women would you like your pores cleansed with a chemical softener and steamer then a physical removal of the ejected sebum?Women do you want to do this to men too
