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>a broke, jobless loner neet with a 9/10 face and athletic body
>an affluent, sociable well connected, extroverted short ugly man


Who does better with women in 2025
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>>33768480
>an affluent, sociable well connected
With this combo, the rest doesn't even matter.
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>>33768480
enough with the dating/genderwar/ragebait sloppa
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>>33768509
Stfu dork
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If your asking actual relationship the ugly guy will get one
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>>33768480
Top the neet off with social skills and an active life and hes good to go.
I have no idea why being a broke neet should be a disadvantage, let alone one being remotely comparable to being short and ugly. However, being a social cripple is a complete death sentence , as it means you can't even properly respond when a woman is into your looks. Which is the bare mimimum you need to do no matter what.
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obv the first guy but women will only stick around with someone with no prospects for so long over 25 - regardless of how pretty he is
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>>33768480
first wins
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>>33768480
The second. I have seen first hand how important being sociable and extroverted is.
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>>33768633
>However, being a social cripple is a complete death sentence , as it means you can't even properly respond when a woman is into your looks.
This is me and I fucking hate it and don't know how to fix it. I grew up homeschooled by super sheltering parents, wasn't allowed to have any friends or be outside by myself, and as a result don't know how to talk to ANYBODY, I've had girls flirt with me/approach me but they inevitably lose interest because I genuinely don't know how to talk to them
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>>33768480
>a broke, jobless loner neet with a 9/10 face and athletic body
Im literally this except I have charisma out the ass and don’t wanna be a loner. And my body is just skinny. I get no pussy and have tried literally everything. Discord and dating apps. And it never fucking works. Everyone in my city is old or a redneck. I literally just want a girl bro I’m so fucking tired
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>>33768513
no he's right, half this board is just 'muh dating' - it's getting boring af, get over it you teenagers
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>>33777162
Like all my old online friends are all gone and I don’t have anybody. It feels like a glitch in the matrix with how relentless life has been that I just wish it’d throw me a bone like I see other dudes getting

>>33777176
Then go on another board. Dating is relevant
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>>33777184
Go to the general. Theres a general for you retards. How to get women. Or go to /r9k/
>boo hoo stacy is rather going out with chad because I'm retarded
It's always the same story
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>>33777199
>you retards
Men who are looking for help on dating? Because women are all bpdemons and money vacuums now?

And r9k is literally full of hyperactive psychotic teenage girls who stink it all up with attention-seeking. I am not going on that fucking board, grandpa
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>>33777216
>Because women are all bpdemons and money vacuums now?
name ten women
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>>33777216
lmao
>go to /r9k/
>noooo it's full of incels, also all women suck reeeeeee
go to/r9k/ anon
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>>33777247
>>33777267
Is this a samefag I can’t tell

Anyways you’re a simp and a woman sympathizer, who said anything about incels? And yes, all women suck. r9k is fucking garbage. Literally all 18 year old girls treating it like their diary
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>>33777279
then join them, you're one of them
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>>33777279
>who said anything about incels
You're an incel anon. Anyone who unironically uses the word 'woman sympathizer' can't be taken seriously. Unfathomably retarded. You wonder why you can't get a date if you don't sympathize with women? That's funny af anon
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>>33777364
What, are you a woman? You’re throwing a fit over men, on /adv/ asking FOR advice, on dating. A very broad and complex topic. And yeah, what is there to sympathize with them over?

If you really think women are gonna be there for you like your own friends or anything like that, I pity you. They don’t give a fuck, faggot
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>>33777364
>You wonder why you can't get a date
Huh? I’m not that anon
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>>33777376
They don't give a fuck about (you) and I can see why lmao. You have to be 18 to post here. Also use the general. And yes, there are women on this board indeed. I just showed them your posts and they're still giggling
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>>33777397
>They don't give a fuck about (you) and I can see why lmao
Are you retarded? I’m not that poster
>I just showed them your posts and they're still giggling
This cornball is killing me lmao. If you’re a woman you should kys btw. Even if you’re not you still should
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>>33777414
/r9k/ is still right here anon. You're throwing a hissy fit rn
>kill yourself reeeeeee
full-on meldown lmao
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>>33777421
I can def tell you’re a woman, or a samefag trying to hide it. Ur just as corny as the other anon
>“noooo it's full of incels, also all women suck reeeeeee”
>“kill yourself reeeeeee”
Like do u hear yourself? Lmao
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>>33777438
ok now i definitely know you're underage if you don't even understand what greentext is and how to use it. How new are you? I was quoting you, you faggot. This is unbelievable lmao
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>>33777438
It's time for you to take the L. This thread is unnecessary in two ways: one, there is a general about this topic. Two: there is a whole other board for people who view this topic in a certain way. That's the whole issue. No big deal, just post in the right place next time
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>>33777454
You’re obsessed with underage ppl huh.

I put quotes in there to emphasize how much of a cringe faggot you are. Why would I greentext a greentext without making sure everyone knows you said it. And no, you can’t even quote me right. You’re embarrassing yourself
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>>33777176
>sloppa
>af
How the fuck are you going to call other people "teenagers" when you talk like one yourselves
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>>33777469
>I put quotes in my quotes to quote your quote
you're retarded
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>>33772278
Hey same. Except my parents weren't super sheltering, I just never made friends.
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>>33777466
You 2 can’t stop bitching over this? GET OUT OF THE THREAD THEN LMAOO ITS THAT EASY
>It's time for you to take the L
It’s time for you to take a dick, faggot
>No big deal, just post in the right place next time
Shut the fuck up, go complain about threads somewhere else like a woman
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>>33777216
>now
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>>33777474
Take your meds schizo, you don't have to be a teenager to know what af means. The internet has been around for a while now, boomer
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>>33777483
And you’re a cringe, bitchy retard who acts like a woman. Get your t levels checked you reply to me again
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>>33777323
phonefag
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>>33777498
>criticizes teenagers
>says boomer
disgusting millennial
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>>33777498
>talking like a retarded iPhone baby is now "Internet"
God I fucking hate zoomers so much.
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>>33777486
Ok so then you were just homeschooled, that’s way different and you had it way easier
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This thread is full of cavemen wondering why they can't get a woman while they piss and shit everywhere and communicate only in grunting noises
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>>33777514
Yeah, I guess. I thought we could relate on the whole "not having the underlying social programming to interact with normal society" thing but since you want to clutch pearls over who had it the hardest then I don't care to discuss it with you. Get bent, faggot.
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>>33777510
People were talking like that before iphones, zoomie. People were doing all kinds of things in the 90s already. I can tell you weren't there
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>>33777526
I didn’t even post it, retard. I just called you out. He said he had strict parents, YOU are the one who can’t “interact with normal society” because you don’t have “the underlying social programming”. We just had no choice and literally couldn’t have friends or girlfriends.


Now I know why you can’t make friends, you little fucking loser.
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>>33777536
Yes I know AOLspeek was a thing. It was annoying then and it still is; teenagers have been annoying retards since World War 2. Just because something's old doesn't make it any better than it was new.
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>>33777548
okay, that makes more sense since someone in the same predicament wouldn't actually talk like that. It was just some failed normalfag outsider who thought he knew anything.
>you little fucking loser
What is this, a shitty teen drama?
*checks URL bar*
oh wait it is.
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>>33777567
>someone in the same predicament wouldn't actually talk like that
Wow, you are dramatic huh. Talk like what? Noticing you’re trying to think everyone’s like you just because they were homeschooled? Some kids couldn’t make friends, you could. Instead of being grateful, you try and reach for people to try to “relate” to, even though you can’t.
>It was just some failed normalfag outsider who thought he knew anything.
I was literally in the same “predicament” as him lmao. YOU were not. I can smell your insecurity from here
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>>33777553
ok boomer
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>>33777577
>you could
No I couldn't. There were no kids in my neighborhood; everyone was middle aged and no one talked to anyone else. There were weeks where I didn't say a word because nothing was said. I'm not saying I regret it, it was what it was and I think I'm better for having gone through it.
>Wow
>huh
>I can smell your insecurity from here
Jesus Christ stop talking like an anime character you gigantic faggot.
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>>33777588
I'm 23, I just got over acting, thinking, and speaking like a dumbass kid when I was a kid. I don't need to be a forever teenager, despite the fact that'd help me relate to a lot more people
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>>33768480
>Who does better with women in 2025
In what sense? Does better how?
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>>33777608
lmao ok champ, have fun playing adult for a while. In 10-20 years you will figure out that nobody knows what they're doing and everybody is pretending just like you and you might as well just be a kid again
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>>33777619
just kuso thread things
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>>33777599
>No I couldn't. There were no kids in my neighborhood
This fucking retard I swear.

I was saying your parents didn’t basically ban friends/gfs. That is what I’m saying. That is my point.

>for having gone through it.
LMAO gone through what? I didn’t have fucking friends in my neighborhood either dude, boo fucking hoo.

>Jesus Christ stop talking like an anime character you gigantic faggot.
Lmao what? Huh and wow is like an anime character now? Are you esl? You literally just posted
>What is this, a shitty teen drama?
>*checks URL bar*
>oh wait it is.
Like an actual roleplaying faggot. Stop projecting like a woman and shut the fuck up, retard.
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>>33777622
There's a difference between having life figured out and acting like a child. You were just so buckbroken by the options given to you in life you think you ought to act like a fourteen year old girl well into your twenties. Everyone else in history figured out life by this point, why can't you? Because you have a smartphone with an Internet connection?
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>>33777623
Is it just standard 4chan autist practice to ask questions so vague that there isn't any logical way to answer them?
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>>33777633
You suck, boomer. Do better
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>>33777629
>was saying your parents didn’t basically ban friends/gfs.
They effectively were given the fact that there were none available. I thought you were homeschooled you should be smarter than this.
>gone through what?
An abnormal childhood
>I didn’t have fucking friends in my neighborhood either dude
Color me surprised.
>projecting
Says the one who is both being a pearl clutching faggot while simultaneously saying "It don't matter lmao why u mad bro?"
>>33777643
Quite literally yes. It's how you get replies. If you want to get b&/warned for doing that go to lainchan
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>>33777684
>They effectively were given the fact that there were none available. I thought you were homeschooled you should be smarter than this.
I’m starting to think you’re literally still in high school with how dumb you are. Just because you didn’t live in a neighborhood with kids all over the place, like a lot of people, doesn’t mean you weren’t allowed to have friends, retard

>Color me surprised.
Corny weeb talk right there. Ironic. And yeah, I actually still had friends though, unlike you whining about how you have no fucking backbone are are forever
alone
>Says the one who is both being a pearl clutching faggot while simultaneously saying "It don't matter lmao why u mad bro?"
You came in this thread crying over having 0 friends literally because you’re too much of a pussy ass faggot who’s too awkward and unlikable to actually go out and make any. So all the bark you can make is on 4chan threads, even though you’re a pathetic coward irl and have no bite. Go do your fucking homework
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>>33768480
under 35 #1 over 35 #2
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