>>33771819
Let them know you won't have sex with the animals and you should be good to go.

>>33771819
It sounds exactly like what everyone else writes. Boring and very forgettable. It doesn't make you stand out.

>>33774483
This. You want that job, OP? In that description, include the line "Has never shoved a hamster up their ass."
No hiring manager expects that, the sheet audacity to put something like that in your application will make you stand out and the manager will remember you, and as long as they appreciate a good joke (given they work retail, it wouldn't surprise me if they did) they'll be amused enough to set up an interview with the guy who dared to put such an audacious thing in a job application.

>>33774536
There is really nothing to lose by writing that because the pet store is probably just saying they are hiring to collect information and sell it, then sell pet meat to the chinese market.

>>33771819
This is what AI would write.
Animal enthusiast with a knack for turning “ruff” days into pawsitive ones. Over 15 years of retail and customer service experience, skilled in making both two-legged and four-legged customers feel welcome. Known for attention to detail (whether stocking shelves or cleaning aquariums), problem-solving under pressure, and keeping a sense of humor when the parakeets start talking back. Ready to bring energy, reliability, and genuine care to a team where every day is fur-filled.

>>33771819
Jobs are illegal. Pets are banned.

>>33771819
yes and yes

>>33771819
I just copied it and sent an application to every petstore in any english speaking country (easy to do with AI) now when you apply they will think we both used the same AI and hire neither of us.
Check and mate

>>33771819
just say you like animals and have pets, and that you have experience in retail, then list the jobs you worked before. all this corporate speech just sounds desperate.

>>33776108
just walk in and tell them you want the job and you'll do great son. ok unc