Seriously, how can I be happy when I'm surrounded by so much negativity? How do you guys make it through?
The correct convincements
>>33776429Negativity and positivity coexist.pick a side.
>>33776429Does anyone else notice that the guy in the bottom left corner looks like the big kid from Phineas and Ferb?
>>33776429Life is objectively shit. Trying to be happy in this shit world is pointless. The world is a place of suffering, and the sooner you "play the game", the better you will feel. You have been conditioned from a young age through judeo-masonic influences (books, movies, video games, etc.) that life is le ebic thing where you come home after work and jump over the sofa and crack a joke where everyone laughs like in F.r.i.e.n.d.s. But life is nowhere near these false expectations.Life is hunger. Life is pain. Life is feeling cold or hot. Life is cancer. Life is rotting teeth. Life is competing with smarter/richer/healthier people. Life is bedbugs. Life is cockroaches. Life is chasing things you'll never get. Life is paying bills and being financially literate not for gain but just to not get ripped up by long-nosed individuals. Life is sharks, tigers, alligators, bears, etc., who want to rip you open. Life is literally everyone and every animal trying to rip you open and they definitely would if they were apex predators or not sanctioned by law..If you ask me, I think that the "happy" person in your pic is the aberration. A happy person doesn't belong in a world created exclusivelly for suffering.
>>33776429>How can I be happy?>can I be happy?>be happy
This is what I have observed to be good: that it is appropriate for a person to eat, to drink and to find satisfaction in their toilsome labor under the sun during the few days of life God has given them—for this is their lot.
>>33776429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU&list=RDd-diB65scQU&start_radio=1
>>33776429Pick inspiring role models, be glad that they existed, and never be unhappy ever again.
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>>33776429Embrace the negativity and take joy in spreading it.
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>>33776429Be the positive voice. It's hilariously infectous. Tom Sawyer convinced other kids to paint a fence, and in the same way, I convince people to tackle more burden and sell my work to others. I'm the top performer of my coworkers and survived multiple rounds of layoffs. My bosses and coworkers come to my desk and report their progress to me... not joking... all because I'm a positive voice pointing to an overall mission of improvement and collaboration. I give advice nonstop, relentlessly talking and praising and narrating, I put everyone on their heels with positivity and they learn to accept it quickly. Many people have even admitted to me that they ration their approaches to me because they know my time "is important". I meet someone for the first time and often within 10-15 seconds I'm giving them advice or some sort of counsel, trying to motivate them to do things. I do it as a defense mechanism honestly, I also don't like being in the air of someone else's problems nor a ready mentor to all who grovel. A couple of my coworkers have an unyielding appetite for what I dish out, they visit me every day and even multiple times a day, but I know the score. They tell me their problems without me asking, I don't want to associate with them for those problems and their behavior, and unfortunately it's not my decision because technically it would be fraternization to make friends with someone I'm contractually bound by federal law to provide services for, and a breach of contract to cut them off. I make the best of it and make stupid amounts of money for it. Be positive, it's fun, let it grow within you, watch it inspire others, upspiral with your peers out of malaise.
>>33778588I remember the first time this AI copypasta was posted. It's still as good today.
>>33778614Wat... I just wrote it... are you making fun of me you little shit!!!
