A girl offers to hold my dick when I pee.Is this gay?
>>33776601Sounds like a keeper to me. Kinky. My wife doesn’t even like my dick and reminds me that women don’t find penis attractive
great thread nigger
>>33776616Thanks
>>33776601do NOT do thisyou will effortlessly sink into the oblivion of her warm, soft hands and be totally unprepared when she tilts the tip and makes you spray your face with nasty pissevery single woman I've ever trusted enough to point my cock while i peed has done this and giggled at me
>>33777063Just pee on them and giggle back
>>33777063What the heck are you doing OP?Every time this thread is posted I relate how fun it is to get a foid to "write her name in the snow". Obviously, I live in the frozen north where its already freezing at night, not in southern florida where its never snowed.There are two outcomes in my experience:Their trying to "write their name" is about 90% of a HJ so they end up giving me a HJ once it gets hard from all their wiggling around "Well you can't put it away when its like that"They are NOT good at the pee aiming thing despite a lifetime of bitching at men for missing the toilet so you'll probably get some pee on your shoe/snow boot. Well, if its a rubber snow boot it'll wash off in the snow.They get a big out of trying to write their name, or even just a first initial, by aiming some guy's pee.If it doesn't turn into horny time at least it usually turns into laughing time.Chicks gossip with each other to a level moids cannot comprehend so I guarantee all her friends will hear ALL about how she "wrote a letter S in the snow" or whatever her first initial is, etc.You have to realize from a foid perspective its just giving a HJ but funnier that "she can write her name in the snow" If dudes could cum a pint or two at a time they'd be trying to "write their name" using cum, like its a foid thing I guess.
>>33776601I would decline her offer I can't piss with a boner.
>>33780092What, does it come out as a mist or dribble or something?
>>33781673When you turn on or off a sink you are opening and closing a valve. This happens with your erect cock because piss and cum both exit the urethra but sperm cannot survive in piss so your body tries to separate them. The precum clears the urethra preparing it for cummies transportation so the piss valve needs to be shut off to make sure no piss flows during this period which would disrupt the process.You can piss while erect. From what I've experienced and heard you bend forward into an L shape with your hips pushed back and hand lightly down on your cock to angle it towards the bowl then you need to think about pissing manually and then it flows but this kills the errection which could be good or bad depending on the situation.
>>33784178>pissing manuallyHow do you piss automatically?
>>33780092>I would decline her offer I can't piss with a boner.She can help with that too.
I wouldn't let my gf do this because i was afraid she would get pee everywhere
>>33786708Unsheath cock, stand legs apart, deep breath then breathe out.
>>33776601Sounds like she reads too much smut. I would no more want to fuck her than a girl would want to fuck a guy addicted to porn.
