I have a phone interview in 30 minutes and I haven't prepared at allWhat do I do?
>>33781703They just want to determine that you're a nice compliant NPC.Don't express any strong opinions, sound as if you're moderately unintelligent but eager to help.The common questions include>describe a time you unfucked a big fuckto which you answer>I synergized synergistically with all available assets to come up with a dynamic approach to the problem and provide a seamless service to the customer.It's all bullshit, and they're not trying to determine your specific competence, just whether you're actually braindead, the likelihood of you leaving immediately or being a pain in their arse, and that you aren't a redditor employment law enthusiast.
it didn't go welli don't think i'm getting the job
>>33781915Greentext please anon for my entertainment
>>33781990it wasn't really entertaining enough for a greentext, i didn't call him a nigger or anythingjust awkward, didn't have good answers to his questions, forgot the questions i'd planned to ask
>>33782007They might have been better than you think anon.These things are often kind of awkward even for normies