>sister studying overseas joined in the same college as me in an exchange program>got accepted into some gay ass alpha sigma sorority almost immediately she is an actual functional autist unlike me>mom told me to help her move in this mon because we basically live next together>finally got pressured to do so after mom told me she'd make some nice fried food in this sunday's family dinner if i do so>everything's going all right, I moved all her stuff in place while she was having a tour at the house and some frat girls were even asking my sister about me>maybe I can actually get a gir->sudden diarrhea, must be yesterday's oysters>rushed into their toiled and unleashed one of the fattest and slimest log ive ever had>tfw it clogged the toilet and basically the entire fucking bowl is brown shit-water now>ohno.webp>heard footsteps coming, must be them coming to check out the toilet>realized i was so into the shit i forgot to lock my doors>OHSHIT.WEBP>i have to fix this ASAP>scurried around the toilet to find something to fix it>There it is, a toilet plunger>poked it into the bow faster then a redditor into a tube of mnms>i dont know how but instead of fixing the problem it just makes shit water sprays everywhere and i mean EVERYWHERE>door opened>the smile of my sis and the guide girl became pure shame and shock>i just looked at them with the eyes of a suicidal guy>pic related>before they can say shit fucked off from the sorority back to my own dorm to wash my clothes>since then my sister hadn't been talking to me and looks at me like ive fucked the family hamster to death.....at least she didn't snitch on me? At this point what can i do?
what a cool story, I wonder if OP takes a screenshot of it and posts on /r/4chan or /r/greentext. maybe both...
>>33781902>Cool storyi wish it was a cool story.
>>33781902>what a cool story, I wonder if OP takes a screenshot of it and posts on /r/4chan or /r/greentext. maybe both...holy ESL
You cant
>>33781902I am posting this on reddit out of spite
>>33781888Why the fuck didn't you just lock the door when you were scurrying around? Fucking moron
>>33781888idk what to say OP
>>33782957Too painful
Fag
>>33781888diarrhea greentexts, always a classic
>>33781902Seems like you wanna do that
>>33781888Please take this nonsense to /b where it belongs.
>>33786427What
Nigga
Bump
Zump
Mump
Frump
>>33786979/b is the best place to post blatantly fictional blog entries like this. /adv is for people who actually want advice.