In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!While you *can* ask anything you want, there are some topics that already have entire boards dedicated to them - e.g. >>>/pol/ for politics, >>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues, >>>/r9k/ for incel rants, >>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction, etc. so you may sometimes get better answers to those things elsewhere.Also, we're on /adv/ and /adv/ forum rules do apply, so no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc.It's probably best not to start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s.Otherwise, have fun!Previously on ATOGA: >>33779708
Ik haat je omdat je autisme hebt. Ik wil geen vrienden met je zijn omdat je autisme hebt. Ik lach je uit omdat je autisme hebt
>>33781983I now realize women are just there for you to have fun.
>>33781989Your existence is autism
BLONDESAAAAAAAAAAH
>>33781989least evil d*tch
>>33781989
>>33781983men, how long did you last your first time?
You lost. Keep seething.
>>33781997stevejobesque picture
>>33782006I didnt finish
>>33782006Same as >>33782014I’ve never came from sex
>>33781986
I think Livvy Dunne might be the prettiest girl in the world. What do the girls of atoga think? What would you rate her from your perspective?
>>33782012I don't think that was his fault, she was going to do it on her own
>>33782022ive seen atoga foids prettier than her
>>33782019KEKI think it would've been better as>Is mom really your practice gf? Does that make me your practice son?
>>33782006I wasn't keeping an eye on the clock. I think it was around 10 minutes.
>>33782019Why is the dad have a boner
>>33782028oh thats good
>>33782032sometimes it justh appens randomly
>>33782008winners write vague schizo blogposts on 4chan
>>33782025That has nothing to do with the argument lol
why does sarge hate being recognized so much? i feel like the surest way to cause a 2 hour crashout is to just call anyone in the thread sarge
I just found the near-perfect woman.Pale, dark hair, glasses, high intelligence... but she plays modern Call of duty. And on an xbox.So close, yet so far.
>>33782049I’m sarge and I’m recognized maybe 2/10 posts. It is rightfully annoying when schizos bang on about sarge when he (I) am not even posting
>>33782050>near perfectdamn, she'd be perfect if she were blonde
>>33782050>high intelligence>call of duty
>>33782049He thinks he's a cool Navy Seal of /atoga/ or something.
>>33782057lmao omg noooo don't tell me that's why his nickname is sarge
>>33782049Because he’s never recognized in a positive way, he’s one of the worst people here
>>33781989Go stay on your köeckstool.
Never meet your idols. I met JH yesterday and she was incredibly rude.
How do I get better at cooking? What do men want to eat?
>>33781989waarom ben je zo gemeen?
>>33782050>>33782056I also Just found out she plays league of legends.Nevermind what I said then...No more crazy bitches in my life, promise.
>>33782068Storytime?
>>33782069by cooking oftenmost men like hamburgers, steaks, fried chicken.
>>33782073you never had a shot with kaceytron anyway
>>33782068>incredibly rude*incredible nude
MenDo you really hate women who play videogames? Does it depend on how much she plays?
>>33782069You don't need to cook, I cook.I'll show you.
>>33782084Not on principle, but in my experience, gamer girls are annoying and/or really dumb and lame
>>33782084No that's cool. What have you been playing lately?
>>33782061Pretty sure he gave him that nickname himself and regularly defends himself from a third person POV. The femanon who started calling him the Cuckworm destroyed all his reputation lol
>>33782084in my experience ""playing"" videogames means they play like an hour a day max and they usually suck dick if its multiplayer
>>33782084i'm le ~gamer gurl~ and never have problems dating but i don't take it to cringe levels and don't date men who aren't a little normie
>>33782079>kaceytronHad to google who that is.No, it wasn't her.>>33782084Just don't play games with incredibly toxic communities.
>>33782076How do I find the time and energy?>>33782085What do you cook?
should I tell the girl Im dating she's the second hotest girl Ive ever dated?she loses to a bpd demon. but still.it shows that I value her, but also that I have other options
>>33782084No, that'd be silly. Games are my main hobby so it gives me more to connect with them about, even if they play games I don't play at all. I had a talk with an anon about farming games the other day when I haven't played one in years.>>33782090>The femanon who started calling him the Cuckworm destroyed all his reputation lolThat was the one that had the big public blowup in the thread right, about staying up late waiting for his emails only to never get any?
>>33782022It’s a toss up between her and Olivia Rodrigo.
>>33782090extremely funny because i was unaware of his existence until he started crashing out hard and making really annoying toxic posts
>>33782107Good thing that guy is making all that up. If you knew his story you’d laugh
girls if a guy said youre the second hottest girl hes dated how would you feel?
Oh yeah, Ohio. Thanks for reminding me of a great song. The National “Bloodbuzz Ohio”.
>>33782098Kind of a weird question, I don't know how to answer that. lolI guess "everything" is most adequate. I've cooked local stuff, hotpots, Balkan shit, South Asian, East Asian, Mediterranean, burgers, South American things.I haven't cooked much from Africa yet.
>>33782108shut up cuck, no one cares about your story, you are only known here due to how annoying you are and how bad you are at samefagging when you defend yourself. protip no one dick rides strangers that hard
>>33782113>I haven't cooked much from Africa yet.shakshuka is pretty great
>>33782110lol
I don't feel comfortable around women.
>>33782116> protip no one dick rides strangers that hardI thought this too, but apparently they do. Anyways keep being obsessed
>>33782069>How do I get better at cooking?Practice makes perfect. Personally I've gotten into it by starting with meals that only take 15-25 minutes to prepare. Might get into the hour-or-longer stuff later on.>What do men want to eat?I like stuff that's relatively healthy and still tastes good. Can't speak for others though.
>>33782113shakshouka is bomb, i think that's an african dish but could be mediterranean
What is your score? Gender and age.>23 year old girl>hikikomori test> https://hikikomori-test.com/I’m having a rough week so maybe that’s why. When I feel better I’ll probably ask again.
>>33782103Lmfao you have bpd/narcissism
>>33782098>How do I find the time and energy?Try not to view cooking as a chore. It can and should be fun. You can experiment and find new things that work for you, constantly expanding your repertoire, or learning what not to do.
>>33782119Never heard of it, but I'll write it down.Poaching eggs is not my strength though.
>>33782104>That was the one that had the big public blowup in the thread right, about staying up late waiting for his emails only to never get any?I'm not sure about their whole drama. I just saw a femanon exposing the Cuckworm because he was crying about being a 28yo virgin in her emails
As a man cooking is such a turn off. Why would you cook when we can get everything in restaurants and food to go in markets and order. Such a chore and it stinks up the place.
>>33782132Let’s not talk about your emails though. 6 months begging for attention from a certain femanon? Oof
>>33782130the eggs are poached in the sauce, so it's hard to fuck up
>>33782130its easy to poach eggs in shakshuka, the sauce does all the work. you just cover the pan with a lid and let the steam do its thing
>>33782133Typical of your kind…
>>33782133It's fun and rewarding.
>>33782133shut the fuck up you little anorexic whore. men belong in the kitchen, cooking me dinner and snacks
>>33782133if you can cook well itll be better than most restaurants, because its exactly to your taste whilst a restaurant cooks to garner mass-appeal
>>33782103Are you retarded or just evil?
>>33782137>>33782138Sounds cool, I'll give it try maybe next week and report back. Thanks for the tip!>>33782144And being able to use high quality ingredients, pote tially even from your own garden.
>>33782125M, 31>>33782132Yeah, that sounds right. And then they patched things up... and then things exploded again.
anorexics be like "i'm so fat! i can't lose weight!!" and order takeout for every meal
>>33782143I can be that for you, but you have to hold up your end of the bargain.
>>33782140My kind? And what would that be?
>>33782015Maybe that's how it is. I'm wondering if she's just touch-starved so she reaches out to me for that because I was that way from the start, before I knew she had a bf on another continent. I find her facetiming him a lot so I don't think there's any issues between them. Numerous times I've seen her get on the uni bus while on the phone with him, sit next to me, hang up, then start giving me attention. But before the night drinking I felt like it was just her being friendly.When we first met, I took her to a theater performance with some of my friends. She sent pics to her bf and family (she was wrapped in my sportscoat in some of them and we took some selfies together) and then the next day she added a couples profile pic to her instagram when before her IG had no profile pic and zero photos of him and I felt like that was because of me.I told some friends about it, and they said to just ask her out but I think I should wait a little longer and see how things pan out with her friend (I have my doubts and I feel more compatible with her than her friend, who's also 4 years younger than her and that gap is getting a little weird for me) so it doesn't seem like I'm sending mixed signals asking about her friend and then suddenly coming onto her instead.
>>33782125M 36
>>33782149Wow what a nice and friendly guy who just wants good times with everyone and would never, ever stir a drama pot >captcha: KYSTN
>>33782125f33
Just had to think of this classic for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOgWHERE THE BIG BOOTY BITCHES AT
>>33782143How did you conclude I was anorexic? I am quite healthy and don't skip my meals
Girls, could you feel satisfied if you sucked a guy's dick and he didn't reciprocate?
>>33782163Black men are so moist...
>>337820065 secondsI wasn't ready for how good her pussy was going to be.
>>33782125f, 35i actually think this test is bs because i'm a pretty sociable person, it would have been hard to get a lower score
>>33782167Where can I find the spreadsheet?
>>33782170UP YOUR ASS HhahahHh
>>33782159Just making sure I'm thinking of the right anon. Sorry if I offended you.
Women Would you think it’s neat if your boyfriend wanted to show off his favorite video games to you and play them with you or is that pretty gay?
>>33782174Yeah, you’re not, because that guy makes up fanfiction. I like the faux nice guy act though >hmm yes these rumours sound true, sounds about right >oh sorry that you’re offendedClassic, reminds me of my mom
>>33782125M32
>>33782125M 37 eurofag>>33782169It's ok.
>>33782177Huh, okay.>reminds me of my momSorry to hear it, that sucks.
>>33782152sorry, i've already got one. i walk around naked he cooks every* meal>*sometimes i exaggerate my misandry for comedic effect. if he's having a bad day or doesn't want to cook i cook instead
Do "baddie" girls actually like shy and nerdy guys or is that yet another porn trope I fell for?
>>33782125Polar opposites lolHope you’ll do better soon though>f24 Brazil
>>33782182man this is just like when i did the autism test and argued with my psych that i can't be aspie because i party too much
>>33782069>What do men want to eat?:^)
>>33782184NTAYou're the freeuse femanon?
Why are some people so angry that young boys got molested in the Catholic Church, but don’t care how many young girls get raped and killed under Islam? Why are people so scared to badmouth other religions but have no problem shit talking Christianity?
>>33782156A male…? What else?
genders, how often do you exaggerate your views or experiences for comedic effect ITT?
>>33782186My goth lady friend who has a massive doll collection is into me, and I'm pretty dorky, so maybe. I'm sure it depends on the person.
>>33782186True. Never can tell what kind of guy a girl will be interested in.
>>33782188lolWell did you get diagnosed?
>>33782193MIdk, 50/50. I have a low opinion of the people here and I’ll pass that off as “all women” or “all men”. In reality, it’s all of you that are gross wretches. Irl people are wonderful
>>33782191I imagine those particular people are scared of getting allahu akbar'd
>>33782128How long should I rely on recipes for?
>>33782190freeuse is a bit of an exaggeration in reality but yeah we fuck often i very rarely turn him down and vice versa.
Does spreadsheet anon know my period is 6 days late. I’m fucked. My body is shutting down
>>33782193MIt is indeed one of my shitposting techs
>>33782193MOnly if I am mid-conversation with somebody who I can gauge is not an idiot, because the average atogan is kind of stupid and misunderstands things, particularly incels don't understand sarcasm if it's not incredibly obvious.
>>33782201>My body is shutting downHell, it's about damn time.Tortured that poor thing for way too long.
>>33782204You’ll be happy when I’m dead
>>33782069>How do I get better at cooking? I learned from my mother and from youtube. There's a lot of good cooking channels on youtube. You don't have to learn how to create recipes, you just need to try different things out.>What do men want to eat?PastaCasserolesStewsThe tried and true plate of Meat + Vegetables + StarchAsian dishes (honestly learning to make a foreign dish is fun)Your PussyNot necessarily in that order though
>>33782125F, 25I live at home and I'm pretty close to my family so I don't feel lonely most of the time
>>33782196i'm not sure, i kind of stopped going after that, but i think she was right. most people don't plan out every music track in order and memorize who knows who and plan ways to get them to talk to each other months before an event... it's better if i don't have a formal diagnosis at the end of the day. my special interests are luckily "gender appropriate" so i can continue to fly under the radar just being a little bit eccentric
>>33782068You literally grabbed my pussy and threatened me with doxxing. You're lucky I agreed not to send your ass to jail, let alone let you live.
>>33782205You are longing for that sweet release though, aren't you?
Autists are a little subhumanish
>>33782193F, I like to say I'm a female supremacist to troll but I don't actually think one sex is better than the other, besides at a few certain things that don't matter in daily life.
>>33782213Fuck you too nigger
>>33782199I personally use recipes as references, but not strictly instructions. Like if I want to make a panini, I'll see what ingredients they use or the order they do things in, but then I play it by ear and tweak it as I go.
>>33782186I think that's mostly a porn trope.
>>33782217Case in point
>>33782208>it's better if i don't have a formal diagnosis at the end of the day.Horrible statement.Chosing to be oblivious is a bad attitude.
>>33782165Fuck no>>33782176I'd love to do that with him!>>33782193FSometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% over
State gender.If you could chose to have no gag reflex, would you?
>>33782191because some people live in countries where catholics are far more common than muslims. is this retarded question real?? like, yes, it's fucked up what's going on in afghanistan but there's very little that i can do about it as an american vs calling out predators in my own local communities.
>>33782177>because that guy makes up fanfictionAlready doing damage control, Cuckworm? At least wait a few days lolhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667789https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667807https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667905
>>33782222Huh, so you’re a bad person
>>33782226In what way?
>>33782225Ok man let me go through and see these>first is a summary full of liesCool>second one is my age and locationYup>third is JP femanonOk bro. Should I post your r9k tickets or no
>>33782221not having a formal diagnosis isn't being oblivious, it's preventing medical / legal discrimination against a "disability" that is not at all disabling to me personally. i gain absolutely nothing positive from an official diagnosis because i work and don't need/want disability.
>>33782223F. I don't have one that's stimulated physically, and that's fine.
>>33782222>Sometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% overYou could just ignore or not engage with them. Why be awful to somebody who is already in the dirt?>>33782225Ahh, that is what I was thinking of.
Men, which member(s) of the K-pop girl group TWICE do you find most attractive? Here is a link with a bunch of labelled pictures in different eras, styling, lighting, etc. Also say if you knew them before.https://kprofiles.com/twice-who-is-who/
>>33782222>Sometimes I tell really pathetic/blackpilled anons to kill themselves because it's 100% overKek based
>>33782234Every tried it with dildos or real dick?
>>33782228Huh? I don’t feel like explaining
>>33782201>Does spreadsheet anon know my period is 6 days late.Yes>I’m fucked.You were>My body is shutting downOh no, it's doing exactly what it was intended to do:^)
>>33782236Tzuyu has always been the prettiest.>>33782239Nta but lmao
>>33782235I must’ve actually bothered you during my BPD split if you keep locking onto stuff about me. Not very nice of you!
>>33782223FI might weaken it a bit so I can brush the back of my tongue, but we have reflexes for a reason. How would men feel if we started telling them that to please us they had to get rid of their blink reflex?
>>33782223M, yes, I nearly puke every time I brush my tongue.>>33782236I'm thinking Momo. No, I've only ever known of one K-pop group before.
SexBread yummy?
>ok this is true>BUT THIS HORRIBLE THING ABOUT ME IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE, FUCKING LIES AND FANFICTION REEEKek
>>33782247I am indeed a 28 year old from Canada
>>33782236This was tough because I'm not into asians, but out of them, momo because she looks most japanese
>>33782235nta but i also tell incel/blackpillers to rope because i unironically believe the world is a better place without them. they come here with the sole intent of demoralizing others into being as lonely and miserable as they are. it's a brain virus, a social contagion, and needs to be stamped out
>>33782238F. Yes to both, I like the feeling. I don't like doing any deepthroating without being in total control, though.
>>33782236love twice. its gotta be JIHYO !! i love all of them, though. even jonghyun. hope she's doing better.
>>33782253Bit of a shitty person here too
Girls, I'm really proud of myself because I beat the fishing minigame in Trails in the Sky the 3rd. I beat all three rounds. Took me multiple tries on each but I beat the head of the fisherman's guild. I want to 100% the game and this was the hardest thing standing in my way. I'm very happy now.
>>33782236Tzuyu, hand's down.Honorable mention to Momo
>>33782236I don't find any of them particularly attractive. Looks very... plastic surgery. Guess I'd pick Mina if I had to choose one.Never heard of them.
>>33782242Not really. I struggle to ID you even when you start posting about 'raped trash' honestly. That night with the public blowup was the first night I learned anything about 'Sarge'.>>33782253That's a little different, isn't it? That other anon tells people who are too pathetic that they should die, whereas you're talking about people who bring others down intentionally.
>>33782268I called you raped trash once ever, and I am also raped trash. Pretty elucidating though
>>33782247yeah narcissists usually tell lies with a little bit of truth sprinkled in to make them more believable. it's kind of the play
>>33782272You would know
>>33782273name 1 thing about me
>>33782236The things I'd do things to Momo...
>>33782236Nayeon
>>33782264>taiwaneseYou apologize to Daddy Xi right now
>>33782274You’re a coward
>>33782280explain. name one cowardly action i've done
How do I get an insane anime gf?
>>33782022NAG. She's pretty but this is an exceptionally flattering picture of her.
>>33782281Pot shots at some mentally ill image of a poster while volunteering nothing about yourself, for starters
Girls, I have some gray hairs in my beard. I'm 29. Is this bad?
>>33782282go to anime cons
>>33782277sexo
>>33782022I understand that men really like her but she just seems really bland to me. Like the Henry Cavill of women.
>>33782053>bang on aboutAre you British? This feels like a very British choice of words.
>>33782271That's a shame. That means at least one other person liked your phrasing and picked it up to hurt others.Were you the one on the night I had my breakdown who told me to go to therapy or shut up, or something like that?>>33782263Based anon. How hard is it?
>>33782282You don't.
>>33782284what's one pot shot i've taken? link the post
>>33782288I understand what you mean. I think she's just an objective 10/10. No flaws, only nice features. I can understand someone thinking she's almost too perfect though.
>>33782289No>>33782291No>>33782293Saying I’m a narcissist
>>33782285Just trim it, who cares. Also stop stressing, stop getting angry, eat healthier, stop being resentful.
>>33782289sarge's british larp arc? we bullied him for using too many big words before and he literally stopped lmfao now he's about to pick up a british accent i can't
>>33782084>Do you really hate women who play videogames?No? Who told you that?>Does it depend on how much she plays?I mean if she spends all day every day engrossed in a game, she doesn't have time for me does she.
>>33782284>while volunteering nothing about yourselfWhy would he do that? You realize this is an anonymous board, right?
>>33782297Cunt what
>>33782291>Based anon. How hard is it?Getting the timing right is really tricky. You have to press the button when the exclamation point appears, but it appears as the dot first, and then the long part. You have to press the button after the dot has fully appeared, but before the long part of the exclamation point appears. You can miss a few fish but you really can't mess up too many times.
>>33782297Was he called thesaurus idiot by somebody?Or is that another regular retard?
>>33782294>brown eyes>fake blonde
>>33782133>Why would you cook when we can get everything in restaurants and food to go in markets and order.Cringe
>>33782295when did i call (You) a narcissist? i was responding to a green text, saying it displays the tactic a narcissist uses. green text isn't necessarily your own words. it implies otherwise. kekek
>>33782165ngl probably
>>33782285Last women into me loved my first gray hairs.
>>33782285it's pretty normal
hey guys
>>33782308>my implication wasn’t actually what I was implying teehee I am the master of logic You do you man
>>33782125I hate these kinds of questions. They just result in a bunch of results nobody cares about spamming up the thread.
>>33782312Fuck you.
How am I supposed to help a depressed sister? I can’t solve any of the problems making her depressed
>>33782312Aggro swap
>>33782313bullying you feels bad, honestly
>>33782314Hey, I cared about the party chick who has autism but is afraid to get the official diagnosis!
>>33782320Ok?
>>33782314>i hate fun. someone please argue with me
>>33782314Better than people arguing over personalityfags who may or may not exist
>>33782317Tell her to go to the ocean for five minutes and then to a forest for another five minutes
>>33782321Someone has to
>>33782303Pretty good, congrats on nailing it.I was trying Chrono Trigger on real hardware the other night and was killing it in the drinking minigame.
>>33782326don't forget the "femanons would you fuck your dad" type posts
Should I get the “Scott Pilgrim vs The World” volume 1 comic book for 17 euros? I read two pages of it and he is 23 just like me which makes me want to buy the book.
>>33782317Just be there for her, really all you can do.
>>33782331Oh hey that's pretty cool
>>33782317help her clean her room or do her laundry or something. a lot of times, depressed people feel like they are drowning under a mountain of things they need to do but have no energy for. something simple like making a path through her room, or just picking up trash, can be immensely helpful.
>>33782334You've gotta be able to get it cheaper than that
>>33782326>shitty thing is better than shittyer thingThere really is no reason to be on atoga is there.
>>33782343nope. lmao
>>33782334>he is 23 just like me which makes me want to buy the book.Would you share a home with your gay best friend?
>>33782340Delivery fees. But I'll check if someone else has it for me to buy it from them
>>33782321>afraid to get the official diagnosisWhat good would that do?
Femanons, rate the guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_5ASkvJUg&list=LL&index=1I'd rate him an 8.5 or a 9
anons, i feel like im addicted to atoga like its a virtual pack of cigarettes. do i start vaping to quit? (reinstall tiktok)
>>33782345If we were best friend yeah sure. Even a bed as I've read. Stopped at page 12 actually
hey everyoneI started seeing this guy (we have not had sex yet) he seems to really like me and I like him. But, I'm learning he's not very bright. I'm not that smart but I do need someone intellectually stimulating, would it be shitty of me to end it because of that? I wouldn't tell him that's why of course
>>33782348He is actually 160cm and the girls is 140cm
>>33782355Weak bait
>>33782355nah if you are going to end it best to do it early
>>33782355up to you really, but dating smart men has its own struggles, i prefer dumbasses these days
>>33782349Install word search games those will help your memory and connect 4
>>33782355If it's not going to last then yes you should end it.
>>33782358Why do you think it's bait?>>33782359I feel so bad, he seems to really like me but it's almost manipulative. He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.
>>33782355Just keep him as a side bitch until you find something better
>>33782364Because it’s so stereotypical, comically so. I expect nothing less from 4channers, though. Maybe it’s real
>>33782360He seems dumbass in a way that I really don't like though. Like forgetting to pay his bills.>>33782363How do you know anything's going to last?>>33782365That's awful
Girls, how rough do you want a guy to be the first time you had sex with him?
>>33782356You're saying he's not that tall and girls usually want taller men? Or are you a femanon telling me you wouldn't rate him that high because he's not that tall?
>>33782367How is this stereotypical? I don't even get to date often and it's rare someone seems to like me so much (which is also suspicious, I can't lie. He's been like showering me with money/gifts which makes it harder and almost feels manipulative)
>>33782355Is he strong and loyal? Give his genes a chance.
>>33782368I mean if you know this is a problem that will prevent you from the relationship being successful, don't drag it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPoIT'S UP!
>>33782373I'm just saying I'm bored and like lying
I asked this last night, but it was the middle of the night.Girls, how would you feel if digimon were real and your bf picked gatomon as his digimon companion?
>>33782369The first time shouldn't be purposefully rough. It should be about finding the most comfortable rhythm that satisfies us both. Sometimes that happens to be relatively rough, but it doesn't have to be.
>>33782349Tiktok would be crack
>>33782364>I feel so bad, he seems to really like me but it's almost manipulative. He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.Sorry that's rough, but if you stayed with him you'd always have that feeling like you are having 60% of the conversation you want to have
>>33782377Maybe I should give it a chance.>>33782378I'll see it out, give it a month or 2.
>>33782375Don’t care anymore, talk to the 5 other anons who do
>>33782384Woah okay princess. What next? You want him to buy you diamond earrings?
>>33781925MSpanish and Portuguese.
>>33782383Idk what this implies. Idc as long as he doesn't kill people or whatever they do.
I don't like accents we should all communicate by telepathically sending symbols to other people
>>33782348He's cute, I'd say an 8. Voice is a little annoying.
>>33782389Fuck you, I'm not being a princess for wanting to have sex in a way we can both enjoy.
>>33782383It's not possible, the Digimon picks the person. Gatamon would know why you want it anon.
>>33782393You just don't want to be recognized.
>>33782393Kind of like you're doing right now?
>>33782355If you don't see this being long-term, just break it off now. And it's reasonable to want someone intellectually on your level.
>>33782396Ohhhh yeahhhhh suuuureeee. Oh and by the way I know you're not a princess I was being ironic
>>33782397Okay but if you were the gf, would you be okay with gatomon picking your bf then?
>>33782399I still have to use my fingers and you can make a speling mistake occasionally. No I will create something better. Just give me time.
>>33782402You're making me mad.
>>33782409Am I? Well what are you going to do about it? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? Sit down. Someone ought to put a muzzle on you because your posts make my eyes bleed.
>>33782405>I still have to use my fingersSupposedly rudimentary computerised mind reading technology already exists, in laboratory conditions.>speling mistakeMistakes will always happen in any kind of communication.
>>33782403Protection probably
>>33782415Be meaner.
>>33782417We will see about that Mr. Let Me Suck Your Dick Please. Now get away from me I'm not horny so STOP hornyposting! I have to feed the laptop to the bean brains the HIVE demand my obedience and chewing gum, the extreme one but it is actually mild don't tell them SHHHHHH
>>33782387>>33782360Femanons, would?
>>33782415Nta hit you with his shoe
>>33782429He can’t even fully understand sex
>>33782389yeah actually why would i settle for less when i can have more
>>33782385true, i uninstalled it to spend less time scrolling but i find myself here instead, and im not sure which is more detrimental to my mental health desu
wom'enwould it kill you to act at least a little desperate while datingi promise itll helpit cant be -that- humiliating
>>33782421Why? Why should I be meaner? I told you what you deserve if that's not enough to shut you up I don't know what is. Maybe a chain to yank you whenever you make one of your dumb posts.
>>33782429no. i don't like how he looks. dumbasses need to be hot
>>33782435Apparently, he understands it enough to get himself a son
>>33782431Hey! Don't make me take my raygun out and shoot you in the eye with my ray from the gun that I stole from the arcade!
So in short, dating femanons from here is a fucking disaster waiting to happen
>>33782364>He made a joke about how if I don't come see him next week he'll kill himself.Mthat's not a red flag to you?I'm from a family of doctors and lawyers so intelligence is a big requirement for me personally, so I don't think I could do that. I've also known guys with dumb wives and I don't wanna be in those men's shoes.I'm getting closer to a Korean chick who's 20 cm taller than expected because she was pumped up with HGH during puberty. Do I want short kids who need HGH?
>>33782448oof, that hairline
I need me an /atoga/ gf just for fun pretty please
WomenEver had a steamy romance? Do you think you've left your mark on someone that still pines for you out there somewhere?
>>33782453Looks good to me. People have had it for centuries. Never gets out of style.
>>33782448And didn’t even know until he was like 6.
>>33782450Ymmv
>>33782447He's loyal, romantic, and has many accomplishments, though
>>33782456Lol, no
>>33782465Why not?
Can you catch an STD from /atoga/? should I wear protection while posting here?
>>33782446Good enough.
When is the next train coming
>>33782471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQoxTkucHWM
>>33782471If you post too much, I'll give you an earworm.
>>33782456No, but I still have the stupid crush I developed when I was 16
>>33782470Cause I've never had any romance
>>33782472I hope you didn't get off of this you baboon.
I get a bit envious when anons ask or mention going to dates because i've never went to one
>>33782483Not hard to do
>>33782487But i don't want to
>>33782240I’m not pregnant I don’t have sex
>>33782490You do if you feel envy
>>33782482You took too long to reply, so no.
>>33782483you just need to gather a little more information to begin the operation
>>33782481Tap your divine feminine and go entice some lucky man. It'll be fun. >>33782478Interesting. I take it that it went nowhere? Or did you get involved and you were somehow left still pining?
>>33782212Yes that’s why I’m killing myself when it starts
My understanding of womens complaints about men is that they hate men for wanting sex so I'm instead trying to heavily surpress and eventually kill my desire for sex since that seems to be evil. Hopefully, with time I will succeed. Perhaps one day I can even engineer my life in such a way where I never have to interact with a woman, even in public, and force them to suffer my presence.Is this good enough? I'm sorry for being born a man but I refuse to just kill myself.
Ah fuck the pattern recognition hurts me
>>33782461What do you have to say about it
Women, what psychological changes do you undergo when there's a penis inside you?
>>33782483Yeah it's just a date man it ain't no biggy. I get them by the cart load. Every night yeah baby I get so much dates. Yeah… I've never had a date sorry for lying to you anon i hope I didn't make you feel insecure about getting areply from someone as confident and handsome such as my self. No hard feelings ey? I wish you luck in your life and hey we're here to have fun ain't we? You only get one chance make it count! Yay anon!
Women, have you ever flashed your tits before?
>>33782500you need new patterns and mix some fake ones in there to throw off the trailgood practice for real life too
>>33782502You shouldn’t date people without anything tangible to hold onto
>>33782493Yeah well I have things to do in real life besides making you wet you loser.
>>33782506No, I mean seeing others. People here barely clock me as is. Imagine being pathetic enough
>>33782491>I don’t have sexNot that you know of... did you sleep well this month?
>>33782495He was abroad for several years but now he's back and I'm still stuck in the little-sister zone
>>33782507Why not
>>33782513It’s much harder for conflict resolutions and you aren’t really getting anything to make up for said conflicts regardless. They aren’t going to hug you or make you feel better
State gender and: What kind of shoes do you think the cool people of your gender wear?
Hey pssst over here. Come closer I want you tell you something. Closer. Closer.
Why are femanons such annoying protokarens?
>>33782503I become admittedly more agreeable, I guess.>>33782505Yes.>>33782508Don't start getting uppity again.
>>33782369As rough as possible but not in a nasty way!
>>33782517Most of them are traumatized and have very little real world checks and balances, so they vomit their bullshit here
>>33782512Oof. If you really want him you need to glow up then start dating someone else and post lots of pictures. He will get FOMO.
>>33782518I am SOOOOOOOOO BORED I want sex do some witch stuff and make a girl fall madly in love with me and make her hack a bank and make a billionaire and then she'll end up rotting in jail after I rat her out but she will keep quiet about me and the money and I get to live the high life
>>33782516Yeah?
>>33782520Hot
>>33782505No but when i went to the beach with some friends a girl pulled on my top on purpose and exposed me in front of a guy and i still get sad about it and i hope he doesn't remember it
I want to get married Why can’t I have a fraction of what these heroin addicted people have
>>33782534Most marriages are convenience. If you want that, it’s easy
>>33782530Closer. Much closer. I want to whisper something into your ear.
>>33782277>bullsWtf!? Is she a snowbunny?
>>33782533Why'd she do that?
Alright I've found “Scott Pilgrim vs The World” volume 1 for 11.28 euros. Should I get it?
>>33782535I don’t I want him to love me but I’m unlovable
>>33782536Speak up
State genderWould you date or marry someone from a foreign country? Would you prefer to marry someone from your own country or culture?
>>33782534Because you're more sensible than them.
>>33782542I’m sure you’re plenty lovable, just doesn’t feel like it
>>33782540It's messy to explain, i didn't know how to swim but she was carrying me around but then i fell into the water and i panicked but i think that she found it annoying so when i got up she did that to kinda get back at me if it makes sense
>>33782544*looks left and right* ok… *looks behind me* I am going to get something to eat. Just wanted to tell that to someone on 4chan. I am pretty hungry. Now I can actually go. Thanks.
>>33782546My culture is cute offline girls who want to do crafts and don't use tiktok, and I would prefer to date within it.
>>33782546I don't like the men from my country that much but i'm okay with nearby onesF
>>33782546I don't want to marry anyone.
>>33782546>Would you date or marry someone from a foreign country?M. Yes, the girl I'm dreaming of happens to be American. As embarrassing as that is to admit.
>>33782546MSure, I would, but I don’t have a preference
I will be such a badass when robot wars start or I will die day one
>>33782516https://youtu.be/HAnXIIv5He8?si=rOAWCrWZcod5p5DA
>>33782561I will die on day one by having rough sex with a robot
>>33782567My sex robots will be safer than actual humans. Don't worry about dying they can read vital signs and do first aid revive you even and preform complex surgeries. They will take you to your limit and then some. The wildest sex you can imagine and your pleasure is their mission. Just you wait.
>>33782549Damn, what an asshole.
QUICK!You're getting married tomorrow, you have to choose how many people are invited and who. What is your choice?
>>337825742, my little sisters
>>33782574My parents and sibling.
>>33782575>>33782577I should note you're making the choice both for yourself and your spouse. So in your cause you're not inviting anyone on their side of the family.
>girl I like says yeah we can start dating>get done talking to her and go home>next morning she says we aren't dating so don't expect that when we meet up again>ask her if she would date me another time>nope, never going to happen, zero chance. but we can be friendswtf.how did she go from saying yes to never
>>33782571I will not have the money for it that's why i will die by one of those going rogue outside
>>33782579I don’t have an s/o so how the fuck would I know
well?
Women, your partner expresses a desire to explore consensual non-consent play. How far are you willing to indulge them?
>>33782579Maybe you should have said that in the first place. Her parents, siblings, close friends 10 max and close family uo to 20 30
>>33782585No, Asian and European DNA Latina are still on my bingo card.
>>33782558where are you from?
Femanons, would you consider being a hotwife for the right guy?
>>33782582Did I mention I will make currencies a thing of the past? Everyone will get one id they want one. Just serve in my army for 20 years. And you will get your own planet and powers beyond your imagination.
>>33782573It is what it is, it's just that i didn't know that guy and i kinda hated him for no reason so i was double bothered by his reaction
>>33782592A more civilized part of the world.
>>33782593have you considered sky diving without a parachute
>>33782541Yes. Are you going to collect them all?
>>33782585What's so special about this, anon?
>>33782600People have survived that yknow
>>33782600Vghhhh le rager meltyNTA because I’m not a cuck
>>33782586I trust him to go as far as he knows I'm comfortable with, and we'll establish a safeword and safesigns just in case. I'm pretty much okay with any sort of verbal abuse, and I'm okay with physical abuse below the neck as long as it doesn't draw blood or cause permanent damage. I'd prefer no bruising anywhere that could be seen on my legs or arms by others, but it's winter so I can afford to dress heavily.
>>33782599Eurobro? Continent is enough
>>33782586I'm not an expert but he must have amnesia because i was the one bringing it up first
>>33782586Him or me receiving? But either way I'm down.
>>33782602Maybe. If I like the 1st edition. Ive read 12 pages and it seems fun. Was about to watch the film a few years ago but I stopped because said I wanted to read the comic. The time is now.
>>33782608Why does it matter?
>>33782595You want women in your army?
>>33782613Sounds good. Make sure to shop around online and make sure you're getting good prices on the rest. I've been collecting retro games and eBay has been such a lifesaver.
>>33782586Im into it. I think my partner knowing my limits would all I would need. I would trust them to handle me.
>>33782537yes she is
>>33782547How do I stop being that>>33782548If I was lovable people would love me
>>33782617When the time comes I will judge your character and that will be the deciding factor. Not your gender.
>>33782618Cool. Wish me luck
>>33782598Was he unattractive?
>>33782622I have no hope, can't even be destroyed by a robot
why are simps like this?I swear femanon should take a page out of her book sometime.You can ask the most braindead retarded, attention seeking question imaginable and men will eat it up.What causes this? Seriously. They all probably know there is 0% chance they get to have sex with her, so why do they interact with her horny posts?Are men really THAT starved for female attention that they will suspend disbelief in such a pathetic manner?
>>33782546f, yes, if our values aligned. i find myself dating within my culture more often than not though. i find euros to be very annoying (superiority complex), and many other cultures/countries have wildly fucked up views and religions, so in reality it's unlikely i'd find someone
>>33782626yeah, kinda.
>>33782621even the most spiritually ugly unmarriagable woman can meet the man of her dreams by switching her energy
>>33782626No, the opposite, that's why i hated him so much and always felt like good things come at him with no effort
>>33782634That sucks
Men, are cute asian goth girls your type?
>>33782629you're just illiterate to how social media algorithms work. she's finding a target audience by deliberately using specific words in every post ("goth", "asian", "girlfriend") most likely to promote an onlyfans
>>33782627No you can't. Not while wearing my top of the line armour that can shrug off bomb blasts and make bullets glide right off like butter. You will be a force of nature and together we shall conquer ALL! Just you wait.
>>33782629>Are men really THAT starved for female attentionYeah
>>33782629I'd rather work in a farm
>>33782640No
>>33782546F, I would do it if I was in love but it isn't my preference, especially if he wanted me to move to his country
>>33782640If it's the right girl sure. I like black-haired girls with black lipstick. I don't really like piercings though
>>33782640Not at all
>>33782634Weirdo, i bet you even know how to swim
why do men hate when people play video games for fun?
>>33782636How What is spiritually ugly
>>33782654I don't. But I also only play single player games. Don't really play them anymore.
>>33782621>How do I stop being thatI don't know. Hang around atoga enough?
>>33782654What games are you playing right now?
>>33782642>most likely to promote an onlyfansI'm aware she has an OnlyFans, my question is why men would interact with her in the first place?Either they're customers and will buy her subscription, which means they're retards who pay for porn for reasons only known to god. Or they genuinely think that she would pick a random guy that comments eggplant emojis under her posts and start dating him.How do you have that little self control?
>>33782640M, yes, but expect me to make some efforts to put you into cutesy lighter colored clothes
Men, would you kiss me, even with the black lipstick?
>>33782665It feels good when she likes your post and acknowledges your existence.
>>33782668Of course
>>33782668I don't feel like kissing.
>>33782629I'm not sure what your problem is. This post seems to come with a lot of implied baggage that I can't be bothered to even attempt to unpack.>Are men really THAT starved for female attention that they will suspend disbelief in such a pathetic manner?*attractive* female attention
>>33782626>>33782637Just in caseAnyway if that guy is here i really hate you so much and i bet you're having a very nice life but you probably don't even know the difference between goth and emo, also i hope you had so many different memories that you forgot about that
is there any point in continuing to live as a man if you'll never kill a woman with your penis and spend years embroiled in lengthy legal hearings to avoid going to prison for womanslaughter
>>33782640Yes.
>>33782654Think about how video games look from an external POV. You are staring at a screen for hours, pushing buttons to make a score go higher, or progress a story of some sort.Video games can be enriching experiences but you can enrich yourself in many more ways while also being productive members of society
>>33782668I don't like black lipstick, but yes I'll still kiss you
>>33782654What's with these silly questions today?>>33782679This is true of all entertainment media.
>>33782654???I'm sure this is some kind of troll, but I don't get the point besides farming a bunch of low quality (you)s.
>>33782663osrs. everyone keeps telling me what to do and getting mad at me for not doing things "right" but i just want to play the game :( also people keep trying to give me money but that ruins the game too
>>33782668Particularly with the black lipstick.
>>33782665idk, i'm a woman and don't watch porn
>>33782687NTA but osrs is one of the worst games for that attitude, other games aren’t like that as much
>>33782679>you can enrich yourself [...] while also being productive members of societyNo, these two things are mutually exclusive.
>>33782668Like a madman
>>33782687Oh I see. Well just ignore them. I play Final Fantasy 14 and the people who play that game are almost always really chill.
Do men not realize that the reason they can't get laid is because they give girls like that attention at the drop of a hat?All they have to do is post a selfie that baits men into engaging with her post and she instantly has like 2000 comments.Men will open tinder and swipe right on every girl in existence and then wonder why women have such high standards.It's like you have no understanding of how supply and demand work.This thread is a perfect example too. Every time a woman posts, nano seconds later she will have 5 (You)s from men simping for her. And then you have the audacity to bitch and whine about how you can't get laid, and about how women only want Chad. No shit, male attention to them is in overabundance.Have some self respect.
>>33782665They both don't see each others as humans, just things for entertainment and resource
Hey. Think I'll go out for a bite. Any recommendations?
>>33782699get a burger
>>33782699Thin crust pizza or sandwich with a peppery cheese. Deviate from this at your own risk.
>>33782697(You)
Femanon, would you rather be kidnapped by a moid or kidnap a moid?
>>33782705Kidnap a moid but i wouldn't make it scary
>>33782697this. Most men are retards.
>>33782687I've lately realized I'm guilty of being this kind of player. :( I've gotten a few friends into PokeMMO and I offer to help them get through some of the difficulty spikes or give them absurd QoL items, and then wonder why they don't feel the drive to play anymore.
>>33782705Dumb question. No woman in history has ever kidnapped a man without killing him, except by accident.
Men, would you date a clingy goth girl like me?
What a dumpyWhat a turd cutterWhat a plapperWhat a brap hogWhat a
>>33782716No, I’m not in a place to date
>>33782703Sorry man I've had pizza 4 days in a row. I need to eat something different:/. >>33782702Might do this. But also sick of them. xd Thanks for the suggestions! Love you xx
>>33782711
>>33782714I wouldn't kill him
>>33782716No. Really don't want to date at the moment seriously.
>>33782716Mhm.
>>33782721
>>33782707How would you have sex? Wouldn't he overpower you?
Men, what would you do to have a goth gf?
>>33782728Onlyfans isn’t evil (in fact the ability for the power to be given back to creators is amazing for the industry) but the work is nowhere near worth the pay, the wages are crazy inflated
>>33782716Are you a subby girl? I'm not interested in dominant girls like all the goth memes
>>33782728
>33782697Alright, that's itNo (You) for foidsNo (You) for foidsNo (You) for foids
>>33782729Yeah he can do that, i will just say sorry for kidnapping him and tell him that he can stay longer if he wants
>>33782730Be a depressed lazy bum.
>>33782697Lol, you don't get it. Men know exactly what it takes to get women, they have just decided the trade isn't worth it
>>33782731>the wages are crazy inflatedJust as it is for actors, musicians, and sports.
>>33782716Depends, are you the petite skinny kind of goth, or the massive hambeast kind of goth? I swear those are the only 2 types I see
Men, cute goth girls are so kissable, right?
>>33782271>I was raped>this means I am allowed to insult other rape victimsWhat kind of logic is this?
>>33782741Uh can you tell me? I don't know.
Are your boobs warmer than other areas?
>33782716No (You) for foids
>>33782737Rape time.
>>33782743Agree, although I’d argue sports players aren’t as inflated as the other industries due to the massive physical toll
>>33782084I don't game, but lemme play with
>>33782748Yes
>>33782745Shut up
>>33782746Your own mentally ill logic, no one said it was okay
I will not reply to foidpostsI will not reply to foidpostsI will not reply to foidposts
Men, do you really think you can handle a goth girl?
Men, what chivalrous gestures do you like doing for women?Women, what chivalrous gestures do you like men doing for you?
>>33782716Could you sometimes not call and just text instead, if you're really clingy?
>>33782751>actually missing the point
YOU'LL GET NO ANSWERS FROM ME!!!
I will not harm people who turned goth into a plain fetish
>>33782756So why did you do it? Apologize.
Men, would you bring me (an asian goth girl) home to your mom?
>>33782759I don't want to, they are cringe liberals
>>33782763>agree with me fully or you’re wrong
>>33782757Shut the fuck up already.
>>33782697>nano seconds later she will have 5 (You)s from men simping for her.Replying isn't simping, holy fuck.Also, men here outnumber women. So it's not gonna be proportionate.
>>33781983Should I bring up the fact that I got raped by my friend?>be me>move to new city>no friends>go to expat meetup>lots of different people but nobody that catches my eye>default to talking to one of the only girls there>she's not my type, but easy to talk to>we keep in touch>she's always up for going out with me when I don't want to go to an event alone>fast forward a year>she's clearly a bit into me, but I ignore the signs cause she's not my type>go to a party>end up drinking more than usual because I'm a bit down and not really thinking straight due to recent rejection from a girl I was crushing on>on the subway going home together>anon do you want to go to my place cause it's closer>sure why not>end up at her place>she tries to awkward make a move on me>for some reason this is funny to me, I get fits of laughter>she laughs too>I cannot stop laughing>meanwhile she's already tugging my thing and trying to ride me>I just give up and let her do her thing despite not consenting>I just want her to finish so I get catch some sleep>next time she tries to bring it up>I astutely pretended I don't remember anything at allSo yeah, I basically got raped my friend.I don't think it's that big of a deal, to be honest, but it was definitely a breach of trust.Also how should I go about letting her go, if I don't bring it up?
>>33782766I was splitting, and I already apologized. I don’t owe (You) anything, janny
>>33782750I think this is like a date but with extra steps
womendo you have any low-urgency dietary considerations outside of medical stufflike dairy makes you bloated, no garlic before intimate talking situations, etc
>>33782775Good boy.
>>33782761MHolding open doors, pulling out chairs, holding her close to me, mansplaining (ironically), and calling her lady/madame
>>33782757Sir, this is the "ask the opposite gender anything" thread
>>33782782uwu ???
>>33782774i dont think thats rape anon...not even basically
>>33782761Holding doors so i can rush into gooning to armored men sooner, picking up things that fell so i don't have to bend over while wearing skirts
I got a four dollar raise :) hope I get a boyfriend soon I can buy him stuff
>>33782773see>>33782640>>33782668>>33782716Women could be asking the most boring, mundane, google-tier question and men will be all over it.As pathetic as it is, it would be fine if it weren't for the fact that probably in the same thread those very same men will bitch and complain about not being able to get laid or find a girlfriend.Also the proportions don't really matter, because if the replies weren't out of horniness then only the quality of the post would attract the most attention, but that's very clearly not the case.
>>33782777I'm just flattered a woman would take the initiative like that, it assures me I'm wanted. You sound like a sweet girl who deserves romance.
>>33782791Grats anon
>33782791>inb4 a million (You)s from simps, like clockwork
>>33782791Americans are so materialistic.
Ever dated an angelic goth girl before?
>>33782803Sort of?
>>33782767What if we don't have good relations with parents?
>>33782797Well between being kidnapped by a stranger and choosing someone to kidnap, i'd prefer to chooseAnd kidnapping sounds more comfortable, i don't really trust men when it comes to stage selection
>>33782798Thank you>>33782800I am not American
>>33782791it should've been me...
>>33782807That sounds reasonable but are you sure you don't have trust issues...
>>33782759I don’t know how sex actually works and if my penis could fit in there
Is it ok for me to ask a girl to if she wants to grab a bite or go out for a drink and ask her to bring some friends after we chat for a bit or just ask her for her contact. I need to find a friend or a group to hang out with.
>>33782800Exactly what I was thinking.If the bitch was my gf, I'd tell her to put it into the stock market instead.Then she'd call me boring and greedy and leave me. Did I tell you how much I hate materialistic women?
No one wants to date clingy goth girls like me :(
>>33782815Sorry, clingy goth girl
Men, height? Dick size? Body count?
>I want to fuck your gf>I wouldn't fuck your gfWhich is more offensive to men?
>>33782811Can't have issues if i didn't have experience first but why would i trust a stranger... a male stranger on top of it, i bet he doesn't even clean his spaces often enough
>>33782818I always lie on these but this is the super real one5’107 I che 2
>>33782791Paypal me some for my drugs
>>33782813I think that it sounds fine
>>33782818We did this yesterday. Are you tracking me?
>>33782730Love her
Maybe anon was right, men DO really reply to anything if they think a woman posted it.How much do you think you would earn as the guy who messages guys on an OnlyFans girl's account?Seems piss easy.
>>337828186'7Never measure, but it doesn't look small in my hands and my hands are big.0, not due to lack of opportunities though, I'm just waiting for the one
>>337828186,6,6 the number of the beast
>>33782774>>she tries to awkward make a move on me>>for some reason this is funny to me, I get fits of laughter>>she laughs too>>I cannot stop laughing>>meanwhile she's already tugging my thing and trying to ride me>>I just give up and let her do her thing despite not consenting>>I just want her to finish so I get catch some sleepSome people die of thirst, while others drown
Post gender, would a better song fix your problems?
>>33782826Cool. I just don't want to bother anyone but I have to start or I'll be bored to death. Besides not like she'll tell me to fuck off and die.
Men, post your cock measurements please.
>>33782830I don't know much but i think all those replies are by men getting paid for it but of course they don't care
>>33782819#2, had a friend who said my sister was ugly, and that pissed me off
>>33782820my spaces are cleaner than yours and probably smell better too, femcelhow dare you discuss hygiene with me
>>33782774Did you in any way discourage her verbally or physically or did you just giggle and put your hard dick in her pussy and cum?
What are some good gifts for men?
>>33782788I explicitly said no, but I was just too tired to deal with her insistence. Plus the fits of laughter were confusing, I guess.>>33782833she's not my type and she's probably not your type either, what do you not understand?
>>33782815What makes you goth?
>>337828186’1 6.5 inches 0
>>33782846Was she fat?
>>33782842Oh you want me to kidnap you so bad and give you a good nice bath huh???
Men, would you date a goth girl that didn't wear bras?
>>33782837I’ll do it with the current state of my dick, flaccid, using tape measure app4 inch Too lazy for girth
>>33782844I told her no and I did push her away, but she climbed back. I didn't at all encourage her. She basically rode me like a plastic dildo. I don't remember if I got hard, probably got a semi at best since I was so drunk.
>>33782818M, 5'10", 6.8"x5.5", 1.
Men, would you date a goth girl that only identified as a goth girl, but didn't always wear goth clothes?
>>33782696i just don't enjoy the msq at all sadly. it takes like 200 hours to get through and i find the writing to be painful
>>33782854Can you stop spamming please, i really prefer the i hate women spam at this point
>>33782852you don't have the heart for thatif you saw a penis irl you would cry or faint or something else embarrassing
>>33782859NTA, but nice.
Men, what's your height, penis size and number of women you've slept with?
>>33782761M,I like the idea of "attending" to a woman in fancy dress, like helping her stay stable while walking in high heels or moving things for her because she can't reach or bend
>>33782860no goth girl is in a full goth outfit 24/7
>>33782851There's basically no way I can tell you why she isn't attractive without offending 50% of the femanons ITT.She's not attractive. Let's leave it at that.
>>33782863I'm on an anonymous image board and i can absolutely lie and say that this is false
>>337828665 feet 8 inches6.5 inches5 women
Men, how long would you tolerate a clingy goth gf for, before it became too much?
>>33782761Pay for her/us, bring her gifts, help her do things she can't do herself like open jars or lift heavy stuff, hold the door open, carry her, drive for her most of the time, bathe her, make her cum, hold her hand while crossing the street (technically hold her hand all the time but street crossing is chivalrous), protect her from harmIt doesn't count as simping if she never knows about this
>>337828666’98.5 inches 314
If I made an onlyfans would atoga moids give me money?
I hate women poster, whatever happened there.
>>33782792All those posts sound like they were typed by a man baiting those anons
getting large pecs so my gf and I can fondle each other's tits, yay or nay?
>>33782869Just say why she isn't attractive pussyanon, nta + femanon
What are some foods that men like?Also, what is your dick size?
Women, would you date a man who was conscripted to fight on the Confederate side of the Civil War but doesn't truly believe in the Lost Cause of the South as an ideology?
>>33782870good. know your place, femcel. even a sweaty pec might stun you briefly.
>>33782884I have 8 inch wiener, I like spaghetti
>>33782881Yesyesyesyeysyesyeysyesyesys
good thing I associate goths and the other altshit with performative pseuds and disingenuous attention whores, your spell doesn't work on me
>>33782884I like chicken and seafood.5.5"
>>33782879His mommy didn't suck his penis enough when he was growing up and now he is resentful from the lack of erotic motherly love.
>>33782814Can't tell if sarcasm or not.
>>33782879he finally moved to /lgbt/, so happy for him
>>33782892Real
>>33782880and? It worked, which proves my point. Now imagine real women posting it, or making social media posts with their face visible.
>>33782888cool.just need a gf with big tits now
>>33782830>men DO really reply to anything if they think a woman posted it.Yes.
>>33782878There's only one whose OF scam I would perhaps consider pay for. Who knows, maybe she had one already, judging by how good she looks.
>>33782886How do you know so much, was it because of smelly femcels??
>AOC insulted short men, then did it again in her apology videoLol, women are some clueless. She even used the phrase "short king community". Holy Fuck.
>>33782896This anon stops and grabs every coin he sees on the ground
Moids, can you post your height and dick size in units of measurement that aren't used in your country?Also what tops do you like on women?
>>337828374x4
>>33782774Then why are you leading her on, faggot? Damn, I hope that's bait.
>>33782897Yesyesyes
>>33782905I have an 8 inch wiener, I like blouse
>>33782905No
>>337829053x5
Men, would you date me? How tall are you?
>>33782845Guys tend to like practical (not useless) things, but cool and not boring things too. It really depends on what guy you're with. Some guy will like star wars legos more than another, some will like lego mindstorm more than another. I myself sorta like cooking stuff that are genuinely useful, and genuinely good candles and body maintenance stuff like genuinely good skin care or wash, but lots of guys wouldn't care about these tastes. Some guys will like books more than others. Some will like new gym shorts that look good, or pads, or balls, or drivers, or anything for the sport their into. Maybe tickets to a game, tickets to a museum.All men want sex, so buying yourself a new lingerie set or a toy for you both to share is a good extra gift, but not only gift
>>33782879"Whatever happened there"? "Whatever happened there"?? I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit board's femanons put six dildos in him without any provocation whatsoever.
>>33782910is that an application?
>>33782845Something he wouldn't get form himself and didn't know he wanted until he had it.
>>33782881I'm not really into beefcakes but I'm sure other women will appreciate it
>>33782916nice
>>33782901My suspicions grew when you didn't reply like a normal sexhaver. Then the evidence grew damning.
WomenWhat's your hair color and favorite movie?
Men, do you wear clothes to enhance your physique? What are your base measurements (height, dick size, waist/shoulder circumference) and what are those with enhancements in place?
>>33782854>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12IGH4tDT00See the man's response
>>33782914Yeah sure why not.5'11"/180cm
>>33782916T, you can’t be serious, the guy was a fuckin nutjob, he probably waved at em like a fairy and they thought he was a woman too!
>>337829231inch height 10 inch girth
>>33782862At least this one puts some effort into variation AND formats it believably on topic.
Men,What's your hair color and favorite movie?
>>33782874If she be sucking dick all the time then very long.
>>33782896It doesn't. Not entirely at least. Because it proves you had to fabricate the type of stupid attention seeking question, which means women don't frequently ask those questions.I have in the past made posts like "tell me you love" but it was in a low moment and Iwanted to feel loved (sue me). Other than that, i don't make posts for engagement.
>>33782930This shit is making me feel suicidal
>>33782874In what way is she clingy?
>>33782930Dyed my hair green last week. Full metal jacket
Men, if you could date a goth girl, would you?How tall would you like her to be?
>>33782930Black with red streaksJohn Wick
>>337829307 inches
>>33782938No
>>33782922>>33782930It's cool how you're trying to guess online password security questions. But the elicitation is pretty obvious.
>>33782902Is it not typical for a hot woman to demean short men? Feels like those things go hand in hand.
>>33782938Sure!20 meters
Girls, are you stinky rn?
>>33782902Who is AOC? A youtuber? What did she do?
>>33782917No i don't apply, i kidnap
>>33782933that still proves my point, because men could and do make posts like that and get ignored, pretty much always (which is a good thing). But women don't. Men will shower them with attention at every opportunity they get, so realistically women never have to say anything meaningful or insightful, they just have to exist.
>>33782905Tops that she likes herself, midriff exposed tops, arm exposed tops, strapless or thin strap, tops that press tight on her skin to keep her boobs taut and show her figure, soft smooth fabric ones like polyester.
>>33782951First you have to answer: are you American?
>>33782947>hotAOC is many things, but "hot" is not one of them.
>>33782889So emo is the bastard child of scene and metal?Also scene is a fucking dumb name for a subculture. Like calling an arts movement modernism.
>>33782952you're going to kidnap me? how?
>>33782921How would a normal sexhaver reply?
>>33782950Only if you finally answer if men like it or not
>>33782956Nay.
Men, if you could pick your gf clothes out for her, what would you pick.Also how tall are u + what's your dick size?
>>33782881i don't like menboobs but i would happily lick a man's nipples
>>33782963>thats a yes
>>33782938Anything seemingly liftable or tackleable, so I can take her down onto the bed with some ease.
>>33782964Thank godAOC is a politician, Democrat from NY, she’s famous for being young and relatable with deeez keeedz
>>33782965Bag of cans cans of bags can of bags can of bag
>>33782929Okay then
>>33782903NTA. Are... are you not supposed to do that?Not that anyone has coins to drop anymore.
Men, what is your favorite tv show? Does it have any relation to how big your cock is, or how tall you are?What is your favorite video game?
>>33782965Lingerie
>>33782953i get told off saying nice things to men as well.
>>33782950No but you are
>>33782969Cool thanks. I don't want to google it. I'm getting the news like in the old days.
Men, would you date a girl that was insecure about showing her feminine side?What's your hair color? And what's her hair color?
>>33782976men don't like thatplease educate yourselfthey call them baddies for a reason...
>>33782972It was simply a metaphorIn practice I am a dirty coin picker, best places are bar parking lots
>>33782961You're safe enough, i need the conditions to be very specific
>>33782668Both the upper lips and the ones down there
>>33782966Wtf why do I feel things up there when you said this. Like ugh make it go away. Seriously so strange. Eeeeeeeeee wtffff
>>33782983what does "baddy" mean?
>>33782980*cracks beer*Bit nippy today
Men, would you prefer to be the cook in the relationship, or have your gf do it? What size difference does there have to be for your relationship?
Men, why don't you love me?
Today there's a lot more questions from femanons than usual
>>33782985It was a dumb metaphor to use, and I still don't understand what was meant by it.
>>33782988show me where, i'll kiss it better
>>33782976On here? That's cause they're jealous. Irl no one cares or would say out loud cause it's obviously exposes their "skill issue"
Men, what is your favorite sex position? How often do you get to do it?
>>33782995It's some crazy anon spamming stuff after that supermarket asian goth girl post, idk how they are so fast even
>>33782994failed the baddie check
>>33782965>clothesFull black outfits for any weather. Plaid skirts. Various sweaters.>tallNo, 6.>dick size6 not pressed.
>>33783002It's only 1 sentence a minute? Not that fast
Why did one of my airpods not charge? The right was 100% but the left was 2% when I put them in.
Men, would you date a non-virgin?
>>33782996It means he doesn’t value women because he gets so hyper focused on the (You)s, which are worthless, that he blames the product for being poor. Except, yknow, women aren’t products.
>>33782998My entire chest, the nipple area especially, feels tingly. Can you fix it doctor?
>ask the opposite gender anythingHaving a field day?
>>33783007Charge the case
would men like to sleep with a girl on the first, second, or third date?
>>33783007Idk but ts happening to me too twin
>>33783006I can't come up with multiple questions in a single hour
>>33783008I want to because if we ever got into bed together I would need someone with experience.
why do men only ever think about sex? Do you not realize that there is more to relationships than that?
>>33783010Sure. Purple nurple *squeezes*
>>33783008>>33783001>>33782994>>33782991>>33782973The same protokaren
>>33782978A little
>>33783016unlike women, I'm not in a race to slut myself out.
>>33782921>>33782921>>33782921>>33782962Please reply
>>33783023AIEEEEEEEE!!
>>33782818F5’8 0 in 1
I was told moids like goth girls, so...here I am, what now?
>>33783009Ok, thank you for explaining that to me. I still don't understand how coin picking compares to that, but I'll chalk that up to me being slow.
>>33783014No the case is fine. The left is charging now though.
Day 2 nofap. God is real but why do I have no gf
>>33782963I get noticeably musky after like 3 days no shower, which is why I try to shower every 2 days. So 2-4 day girl musk is good horny sex smell.
>>33783034ŴĚSŠŞȘĖẼYYŮØ
>>33783034Tits or gtfo
do men really like to have their balls licked?
>>33783028
>>33783013Neither literally nor figuratively.
kissing foids
>>33783007Bad contact, or that left airpod is just fucked. Try to clean the case and make certain it's making contact.
>>33783001Doggy. There's something awesome and primal about grabbing her hips and thrusting in repeatedly. At least once a day usually.
>>33783035Unusually gracious, but it was definitely a dumb metaphor lol, upon further inspection it makes no sense
>>33783034>I was told moids like goth girls>>33782889
I'm starting to think men irl don't like me :(moids, you lied to me, you told me getting laid was easy. I'm mad at you.
>>33783034<3 *muah
>>33783043butt
>>33783016I'd like time enough to decide how I feel about her. And how horny I am. Both of these things vary.
>>33782999anon, is it so bad that i sometimes would like to ignore reality for a little bit and love on the moids here? ignore the gender wars and the pathetic reality of relationships and imagine moids as these faceless identity-less men to love on them and get some serotonin flowing into my body
Nice nasty coffee turd
why do moids not want to date me? Am I not enough for you ? :(
Girls, do you get your protein ;^)
>>33783022>Do you not realize that there is more to relationships than that?Yes, but we don't care about that because all we ever think about is sex.
I'm going to kidnap that anon and force him to reply to me
>>33783043It's like good decorations on a cake. Technically isn't needed, but we graciously accept it and enjoy it. Girl tongue on skin is just, aggh
>>33783058Coffee feels like it’s literally clawing my stomach clean
>>33783031It's too much for me right now...I must temporarily retreat and repair the damage you inflicted...
GenderWhose story are you believing in the big Ohio-BV fight?
do men prefer boobs or ass?
This is the strangest catposter jr. ovluation session yet.
>>33783034Lips or gtfo.
>>33783051How did the date go? DId you flirt?
>>33783067What did i do???
>>33783047I guess it just wasn't in there right or something. Although I am thinking that it's only the left one that cuts out sometimes, never the right.
Someone fuck that goth spammer already
>>33783051men love lying and humiliating women more than anything else
Sorry for Twitter repost but thoughts on this?
moids,if your gf asked for it, would you eat her out?
>>33783077No, sounds retarded and annoying
OH MY STARS! What in the actual universe am I going to do when I turn 40!? I am so confused WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!?!?!?
>>33783079>implying they will ever find out
>>33782728fear not the woman who can make $1,000,000 off one man. Fear the woman who can make $1 off 1,000,000 men
>>33783051>I'm mad at you.Hot
I really should stop being so sensitive. I perceive any kind of change in tone or attitude to be negative and I think people who compliment me the previous day hate me the next even though I didn’t do anything to suggest that. I’m sick in the head
>>33783075It happens. My right one occasionally jostles loose and will end up staying on instead of charging.
Men, what would you do with a goth gf that you couldn't do with a regular gf? How would you seize the opportunity?
>>33783085Damn, well put
>>33783068f, i am just here to troll sarge
>>33783084That’s…weird. I meant more as an overall trend, not your lived experiences
>>33783068Qrd?
>>33783043No my balls are too hairy for that.
>>33783089Paint her nails black all the time
>>33783057No it's not bad. I try to be nice to women here and boost them if I can, or give adv. Easier for me since if there's any man haters - of which I think there's only a handful - I can just ignore. Posts like yours are pleasant to read, and the other girls here who do similar. I can't hate on myao or drawanon for the same reason, unlike how some other guys do
I would like to date men, but apparently you don't like asians. Oh well.
>>33783087Men love that.
>>33783069Probably ass
>menIs it okay if i get rid of one "goth girl" in this planet?
>>33783061Do you come off as approachable or likeable?
Men, would you date a non-white woman?
>>33783091Why
>>33783094In the last atoga thread, all the dirty laundry came out
>>33783068Seems like there were misunderstandings and conflicting interpretations on both sides. Typical breakup stuff.
>>33783098I like asians, but you'd better not be goth.
>>33783098Can you please go date your asian moids and leave our moids alone?
Tomorrow
>>33783068MI didn't read it it seemed really convoluted and there's no horniness to keep me invested like JH's throuple escapade (I'm the anon who told her to wake him up with a blowjob)
is this what it's like to be a woman on here? Just constant nonsensical low IQ questions thrown at you, always? No wonder they hate us so much.
>>33783069Personally I prefer boobs. Ass seems to be more in the current zetgeist though.
>>33783080Yes
>>33783104Yes and I have
>>33783112You,ll livestream having sex?
>>33783104I have and I would not again
>>33783098You're Asian? Okay... what kind of Asian?
>>33783069Imo, I find that a lot of boobs are like SS tier and a lot of asses are S tier, while my favorite boobs and favorite ass basically play tug of war in my heart and dick. Women bodies are just pleasant
Men, could I realistically steal you from your white gf? She's probably cheating on you anyways.
>>33783080Yes.
>>33783108>Typical breakup stuff.Yeah. It sucks but it happens. It sounds like both she and I are doing much better after.
>>33783121It's a goth girl tiktok japanese virgin asian 100%
>>33783123You’d have to be going for pre 2021 me, and if you have a fat ass, yeah
Only if /atoga/ shows enough interest.
>>33783080>askedTf, I'm doing it even when she doesn't ask. Absolutely feasting on her.
>>33783079Kids will grow up thinking it's normal. Like divorces.
>>33783105it's easy and funny
do men really like it when they get to lay their heads down in a woman's lap?Oh, anon, com'ere.
>>33783133I love my fans
Are you using AI for this?
>>33783087bpd?
>>33783130You better show up tomorrow or I'll be sad, ok? Don't do anything stupid now
>>33783089Have her control the playlist more often? We go to concerts more? Maybe she's down for me to be more sadistic to her in bed, just to change things up.
>>33783079Sounds like an american post made by an old man who thinks every woman has only fans and that only fans girls will even have children
Moids, would you like to rest your head on my boobs a while and tell me about your troubles?
>>33783139I won't disappoint you.
>>33783130not interested. unsubscribe
>>33783088Took a second to realise this post was about earbuds and not testicles.
Men, you passed me by at the grocery store yesterday and didn't say anything.I am absolutely fuming, how could you do this to me? Don't you think I'm cute?
>>33783080>askedlol, good one. One of my fantasies is pinning a girl down and eating her out. If I marry a girl small enough (I'm a powerlifter) I'd even try to pick her up, wrap her legs around my head and eat her out while standing.
>>33783098I simp for asians, as do other dudes. They're very cute and lovable. Kinda scary seeing them angry though
>>33783089>do with a goth gf that you couldn't do with a regular gfNothing. Nothing at all.
>>33783099>>33783138I’m a man. It’s probably low self esteem. I don’t lash out, I just internalize it, which the absence of lashing out rules out bpd
>>33783136thanks for confirming you've been here sockpuppeting all morning
>>33783154I haven’t pretended to be anyone but myself
would men mind if I had cats living with me?They're cute.
>>33783131i wonder what this is like.
>>33783104Yeah
>>33783146You better subscribe again and hit that bell or I'll break your right fist, tie your left hand to the radiator and make you play rock paper scissors with me every day for 9 and a half hours until you win.
>>33783143>tell me about your troublesNo. Yes to boob laying
men, morning vs evening sex? Go.
>>33783150Nta ofc but no matter what i'll never be into it but thanks for the effort
>>33783143Yeah
>>33783115What, you're only realising this now?
Would men have anything against me wanting to use sex toys (in bed)?
>>33783164Probably morning, but I get the horniest when I’m almost asleep, so idk
>>33783151This, these two asian chicks studying abroad at my uni are taking advantage of my ability to drive them around and my disposable income to buy them alcohol, but I get to bench press, give them piggie back rides and other kinds of horsing around so it's hard to feel like I'm being used.
>>33783123No, that would be impossible.
>My mom put me in therapy after I got raped as a toddler solely to make sure I wouldn't end up gayFemanons, would you put your son in therapy after something like that?
>>33783156Ok serious question though, are you taking care of them well? Like cleaning their litter regularly? Feeding them in a proper way? Cause I know people with cat owning issues that bugs me a little. If the cats are cared for responsibly, then no mind, cats are cute. Same issue with dogs, like Hasan's bs
>>33783168Why would I have anything against wanting to enhance your satisfaction? That is what sex is all about.
Men, can you tell me your height please, it's important.Also, what time do you go to bed at?
>>33783164Both.>>33783168Not as a rule. What toys are you thinking?
>>33783165F, I assume? And do you not like the idea of being eaten out or is it the other stuff?
>>33783134>do men really like it when they get to lay their heads down in a woman's lap?Yes.
>>33783162blocked
>>33783166based teddy
Fems don’t want interaction, they don’t want to talk to us, they literally just want dopamine from getting (You)s
>>337831766 feet8-11pm
men, would it be a red flag for you if I told you I live with cats? I promise they're clean.
>>33783178Yes and yes i don't like the idea of getting oral
>>33783186and you keep giving it to them, kek. You have no one to blame but yourself.
H-hello? Hello!? Ugh damn it all to blazes!
>>33783189Fair. Do you feel that way about giving too?
>>33783186not true. i want angry, seething (You)s
>>33783158Same feeling as being with someone who wants to care for you and your happiness. Like if you were raised with a happy family who gave you a simple birthday celebration with cake and whatever, and while they were singing to you, you look around and see how much you are loved and how much you love them.Idk, just a guess.
>>33783188MY NECK GETTING SPLIT IN HALF BETWEEN THE BICEP AND FOREARM OF A MAN
>>33783193Explains a lot
Men, would you date a mommy gf?
>>33783156Post them
>>33783192No i would really love to give oral but it's mostly about someone just using my mouth instead of me doing it
>>33783196Someone get this woman sedatives pronto. And tie her up.
>>33783156I have cat's living me too. Sometimes I feel bad about keeping them imprisoned and only allow them supervised walks in the yard.
>>33782558>Americamwtf why is is embarrassing? have you even been to American
>>33783199Yes, ideal
I don't get it, why do men want to date girls that are mean to them and make them work for it?They could be dating a cute asian goth like me, hmph.
>>33783190>kek
>>33783188It really depends. I'm allergic to some cats.>>33783194Yeah, doing stuff for other people feels nice. Doesn't have to be sexual. Even throwing someone a surprise birthday party is a blast.
>>33783164morning. take care of that morning wood
>>33783199MY SKULL GETTING CRUSHED BY A MAN STEPPING ON IT WITH HIS BOOT
>>33783207You can play hard to get too.
>>33783207I have never once dated someone who made me work for it, that shit is a turn off
Men, why don't you want to date goth girls?Do they scare you or something?
>>33783164Morning groggy drunkenness feels more primal than evening full awakeness, but at night you're smarter enough to be more creative or do more.Guess morning if you can wake up better. Morning wood is nice
>>33783207oh are you here to promote your onlyfans? lmfao girl there's like 10 people in here and 6 of them are no nut tradcucks. the other 4 are pedophiles
>>33783191You're just one click away
>>33783168Yes, that would make me feel insecure.
Men, my vagina is not that deep, I can only take about ~5 inches before it hurts, can you fit?
>>33783168Would be really boring to never be able to use toys in the bedroom. At some point, I'd wanna be using toys on her like 50% of the time, more or less. Just some type of regularly
>>33783186Plenty of atoga men are (you) farming too.
>>33783201>but it's mostly about someone just using my mouth instead of me doing itSo it's less about giving pleasure and more about being used by a guy for his own pleasure? You have like a living onahole fetish or something? Why do you dislike the idea of being eaten out? Do you feel the same about a guy fingering you?
>>33783097:* :*
>>33783199No.
Men, are you afraid of rejection? Don't worry, cute asian girls are known for their low rejection rates.
>>33783232unsubscribe
>>33783199Honestly, only if I could daddy her back.
Have to eattttttttttt and drink waterrrrrrrrrrr or I will dieeeeeeeeeee
Men, why don't you approach, or interact with women anymore?Especially in public?
men, are you afraid of rejection? don't worry, my onlyfans won't reject your credit card, teehee!!
>getting to know a stinky foid over private messagesit's over for you foids, i've gotten behind your front line
>>33783228Yes and maybe, i dislike that because i don't like the idea of a man lowering his head to a certain point and i don't like the idea of him focusing on stuff that have nothing to do with sensations on his body, i just really don't like all of that.I wasn't into fingering but i'm trying to get into that idea for my own survival
>>33783205I was being facetious. America seems like a horrible place with a lot of horrible people, but I'm sure there are plenty of nice Americans too and you have some spectacular nature.
What the fuck is this crash out lmao
>>33783225Or at least once or twice. Tie her up or fill all her holes, something.
>>33783243Gg
>>33783207>nice cute asian goth(Me) -> 3===D~~ O: <- (You)
>>33783207>hmphToo cute to not give a (you), even if you are a moidhanded troll.
>>33783241Why would he let her keep doing that? Probably staged but I dunno. Very lame of him.
>>33783248hell yeah. i don't understand the hate for sex toys, you can still use your dick in combination with them
>>33783241Lol, men are this stupidHe thinks he isn't cheating because he isn't using his hands
Men, don't you know that there are hundreds of single women out there just waiting for a guy to talk to them?All you have to do is go up and start a conversation, what's stopping you exactly?
>>33783246so you never been. Just make sure the girl you like is from the East Coast or the south. Those bitches hit different. Also anon many foreigners who visit somehow end up loving America
>>33783224Yes.
No way he evolved
>>33783258>what's stopping you exactly?I just got home from having drinks with a friends.There were no women present.
>>33783258This is a shitpost but I hope someone takes it seriously because it’s true
>>33783259nta but yeah californians are built different (worse)
do men really want their gfs to wear cat ears and a butt plug tail during sex?Huh.
Women, what happened to your eyebrows and eyelashes?
State gender, please provide your favorite album to listen, really easy to digest
>>33783168No. My woman is all I need.
Is it possible for there to be deciduous trees alongside an ocean coast?
Men, have you ever paid for sex?
>>33783266i hope so because i wanna do that. maybe just a regular plug though a tail doesnt come from the butthole so i think it looks stupid
>>33783272yes, you see this often in the PNW
men, would you rather drink or HAVE a white monster?
>>33783278I don't drink alcohol or caffeine so I wouldn't have either.
>>33783244>i don't like the idea of a man lowering his head to a certain point I can see that. For me eating a girl out isn't a submissive act because it's using her body as I see fit. >i don't like the idea of him focusing on stuff that have nothing to do with sensations on his bodyMmm, strong disagree there. Hearing the sounds she makes because of what I am doing to her is what makes it exhilarating. I fingered a girl while she sat in my lap once and it was so much fun just whispering into her ear while she melted and twitched. She was like a plaything that made mentally stimulating sounds every time I touched and squeezed her.
>>33783277Thank you
men, would you rather be the ugly one in the relationship, or date an ugly girl?
WomenWhy are you so boring?
>>33783259Doesn't matter. It was a parasocial internet crush and she's gone now. I still think about her often though. She said she was from the south but I wouldn't have guessed from her voice.
why don't men like cuddling? You guys are lame
>>33783273Does paying for amateur porn count?I was really close two times, but then the prostitute seemed fishy, so I called it off.
>>33783284fuck men can be so ugly wtf
>>33783284If I were ever the ugly one in a relationship I would probably be dating Aphrodite
Men, is it worse if woman's name is Emily or Karen?
MenWhy are you so boring?
>>33783294I’m busy drawing a map
>>33783287dunno what you mean i love cuddling
>>33783282I get it but i don't know maybe i just prefer things that feel heavy enough! I am sensible but i feel like some things are holding back from real action maybe
>>33783293Both are nice names.
>>33783294I'm a map who is busy being drawn.
>>33783248Tying her up would be fun af. Idk how far I'd want to get into shibari, but getting the legs together and arms or tying them to the bedpost and leaving her vulnerable are goals
>>33783284What a dumb question.
Men, is it worse to have a daughter or a son?
>>33783294I am the pen which is being used to draw a map
>>33783286I see anon. You never met her. Then yeah best to forget about her. If you never saw her irl and it was parasocial internet interactions good for you for moving on.
>>33783307I want to have both though
>>33783307Yeah.
Men, why haven't you realized that asian goth girls are superior yet?
>>33783259>>33783265Now that you mention it though, I can think of a really nice Californian girl too.
>>33783299>i just prefer things that feel heavy enoughI'm sorry, what do you mean?>>33783307It'd be worse to have neither
>>33783266I don't know if I'd say really want, but I know if that happened, I'd really be into it, treating her like an animal while I'm her master. Don't really need it though. If she seems cool enough to try out weird things, maybe I'd bring it up after we do other weird stuff
>>33783309Joke's on you, he is drawing with his dick.
>>33783309How does it feel to have a man's hand wrapped all around your body?
>>33783313Asian goths? What next? Chinese vandals!?
Do men really like seeing their gf pregnant?
Femanons, can I get a quick rundown on the Taylor Swift drama?
>>33783314nah anon you don’t fucking know what youre saying californians are the fucking worst. New Englanders is where its at.
>>33783321We already had the Huns.
Men, would you like a back rub?
>>33783287I do like cuddling.
>>33783316Getting oral or fingered sounds way lighter than having a man thrusting into you with penetration and his body weight
Women, how do you want to be treated by your bf?
Men, who would you like to have sex with, if you had the power to do so?
>>33783293I like Emily. What's wrong with her?
>>33783322Oh hell yeah. Smooth skin, nice tits, her skin gets more redder or flush with blood. Would fuck and suck on her all the time if she lets me
>>33783265i am californian and can confirm this, it is a disability and every day is a struggle. i'm with her
>>33783325fr fuck Californians. The worst type of American.
>>33783332Hatefuck
>>33783327No I hate that shit. Seriously if you squeeze my shoulders or rub my back I will get mad inside but stay quiet and act like I enjoy it. You best have a certificate.
>>33783322"pregnancy fetish" is just evolution training men to love women even more when they're carrying [your] child
>>33783327Yes, please!
Why do men even date white girls? Bleh, I can treat you so much better.
>>33783344They are prettier
>>33783332Rough sex with clingy asian goth girl to turn all her questioning into moaning
>>33783313I've never seen one, how do they look like?
>>33783310It's just that when the topic of marriage comes up, she's the one I think of. She's the one I fantasise I would have given it a go with.Also, quit it with the chatgpt shit.
>>33783332Kat Dennings
>>33783341Did you get traumatized by something
>asian goth girl stealing all the attention away from femanons forcing them to go into inflation because of a shortage of male validation and (You)sinteresting
>>33783353No just don't feel good to me.
>>33783313There are no asian goth girls. Unless you count lolitagoth, but then you're just wrong.
>>33783354This hurts my head
He is about to post it
>>33783354The others can start replying to moid questions instead of just asking things.
>>33783351nta what were the qualities she had that made her marriage material? talking to a chick rn and can’t tell what marriage material is help a bro out
>>33783321This made me laugh out loud.
>>33783354No, the larp spam is just making it hard for me to follow anything
Do men even know how to date a girl?Much less an asian goth one?
>Be me>Be at friends wedding party>See cute girl>When it's time for everyone to sit immediately offer her the seat next to mine>We start talking>Turns out she's older than me by a bit>We end up spending the whole night together just chatting>Learn she's married so kill any thoughts of making a move>At some point during the night she called me sweet but naiveWhat did she mean by this?
>>33783368lol
>>33783323nothingburger
>>33783355You sound like one of those confused lesbians
>>33783325My best friend's girlfriend was from New England. She cheated on him.
Men, have you ever been disappointed by your gf''s actions?
Is he gonna get tired soon?
>>33783368Constant attention and validation, lots of dicking and kissing
>>33783369Only newfags start their stories with >be me
>>33783327Sometimes yeah. I'm good right now though.
>>33783374Umm… alright.
Women, do you straighten your hair?
do men even care if their gf gets a new haircut?
>>33783379I've been here longer than I'd like to admit, that's just always been a funny way to start greentext for me
>>33783278drink
>>33783332Unprotected foursome with my three (non-goth) asian female friends resulting in me having to explain to my parents and friends how I went from no gf to three pregnant girlfriends (I think I could manage to support them all)
men, would you date me?
>>33783376Yes I got cheated on once, I dumped her stupid ass quick.
>>33783314all californians are "really nice" because they are fake dishonest social climbers
>>33783330Oh, I get you. Well I hope you can get comfortable enough to have a healthy sexual relationship with your future husband
>>33783384I wish my man would tell me how he wants my hair, then I would consider it.
do men do women and do women do men
Men, do you straighten your hair?
>>33783383No but sometimes i make curls, i really like them but they can't stay like that long enough
either gender if applicablehow long does snuggling/cuddling last between you and your partner?
>>33783388No I'm in a committed relationship.
>>33783364nta wondering about this too. wtf qualifies as marriage material
>>33783393no, that's why we're all here
Men, do you manscape?
>>33783332Molly Shen
>>33783383Technically no, they straighten on their own if I use a hairdryer
>>33783388Try asking again>>33783390not nice :(>>33783394if you count clicking it back then maybe
>>33783394Nope, my gf likes my curly hair and I know how to maintain it.
>>33783401Yeah, my balls
Men, would you buy sex toys for your gf if she asked you to?
>>33783400spent 7 hours on atoga today. Still haven't even taken my jacket off when I got back just got on the couch and started posting the dumbest stuff ever
>>33783391Thank you for your nice wishes, i'm sure you can get someone that is good for you so i will anonycheer for you
>>33783401Yeah I'm fairly clean. It's never 100% perfect but good enough for me
>>33783294Because we don't share hobbies or interests.>>33783332Former coworker of mine. She was beautiful and one of the kindest people I've ever met.>>33783376Well yeah, she secretly married another guy and then hid it.>>33783396Indefinite, until we're hungry or need to leave for somewhere.>>33783401No, never again.
>>33783409Go wash your hands right now
>>33783409Real
Men, what are your height and cup size requirements?
>>33783409you and me both. well, i've been a little productive with my sewing, but not enough
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33783417Cup size fits her body, height is only enough for her to be okay if she's taller than me or I'm taller than her by enough that she's still attracted.
>>33783415It's funny. When I get on here I don't feel hunger I don't get the urge to do number 1 or 2 I don't think about nothing but my next post and (You) it's a drug
>>33783421Too real
Women, would you prefer it if for the rest of your life every man, except your direct relatives, only interacted with you because they were interested in sex with you?Or if no man was sexually attracted to you, but instead spoke to and hung out with you for your personality?
@grok can u make femanon's boobs bigger?
>>33783421Anon please take care of yourself
Why do men not want to date clingy girls?
>>33783414>secretly marriedhow did you find out? how was that even possible?
>>33783425I reply with second because i have certain memories and feelings
Men, would you date a girl that made more money than you?
>>33783421I have been fasting all month. This is normal for some of us.
>>33783364>marriage material?Objectively and realistically she probably wasn't. But she made me feel strongly about her like nobody else. She was sexy and beautiful, and she had the most amazing voice. The voice was what really got me and when it turned out she was gorgeous on top of that I couldn't help but fall for her. Her personality was both sweet and spicy in a delicious way. Had some flaws too, but she made me feel like I would have gladly handled that to be with her. I cried when she said goodbye.
>>33783431second one, because the first one is reality
>>33783433That is my goal. But she needs to be an intellectual.
Wasn't on yesterday so I looked at it >>33783068Jesus, yall, maybe it's no so bad being single KEK
>>33783376Breaking up with me comes to mind.
>>33783376Yeah her hiding her self from me. I have had her for well over a decade but I have never seen her. I just know she us there
>>33783390Can't say she's not that, but I'd be willing to find out.
Why don't men put any effort into grooming themselves?
>>33783433well i make a good amount of money so yeah that'd be great, we could do so many fun things together
Why don't men want their gfs to have male friends?
>>33783435Also she needs to make enough for both of us I refuse to work
>>33783401No, I just hack it all off when it gets too long, and wait for it to grow out again.
>>33783440Can you give me the tldr on this
men, why do you keep comparing your dick to other men's dicks?
>>33783369Anyone?
>>33783408The fuck is this?
>>33783429Because it's annoying.
>>33783455I have no idea what you guys talked about
Men, what's wrong with dating girls who are clingy?What about goths?
>>33783436>sexy, spicyso you it was based on sexual attraction and lust? like a sexting situationship
How the fuck is it fair that some people are mad attractive while the rest of us are ugly as sin.its actual suicide fuel
>>33783433Yes.
Men, why don't you like getting your dick sucked?
>>33783401only my back because its annoying. I have 0 reason for anywhere else
>>33783464I HATE YOGA PANTS
>>33783466You are starting to become as annoying as entj
>>33783462>sexual attraction and lust?Admittedly mostly yeah.
>>33783421sounds like you are in a functional freeze state, anon
>>33783430So, we were involved online for many years, I think 8 or 9 by that point. E-dated on and off. She wanted to meet in person one time, and I agreed. A bit over a week prior, she tells me she has something important to talk about. I asked, "are you dumping me again?" She said, "I'm not breaking up with you, but you should know that I'm married".She married her HS boyfriend during a period where we weren't talking, then when I asked how their relationship was doing, she had said "I don't have a boyfriend". Sneaky.
Would men ever date a girl that was both goth AND freaky in bed?
>>33783464PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
ManonsCan you guess her height >>33783464
>>33783466It just feels like nothing
>>33783473bitch shut the fuck up
If a 5'3 girl says that you look 6'0 despite being 5'7 then is she hitting on you or is she trying to manipulate you? what's the difference anyway lol
Men, would you consider yourself attractive?
>>33783460Just life, first time I ever met her so pretty much all the first meet stuff you can think of
>>33783464>How the fuck is it fairWho says it is?
>>33783408That is the craziest sex toy I have ever seen.Also yes.
>>33783113Thanks again.
Where is my Gloria Estefan?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k
>>33783480no, fuck off
>>33783470did you ever meet irl or was it just online interaction anon
Men, how tall are you? Has your height helped you or hindered you in finding a gf?
>>33783417I'm taken
>>33783464>its actual suicide fuelNot really.>>33783476164cm.
>>33783473I feel like those are typically correlated. There aren't many vanilla goths.
>>33783480No. I think I'm a 2 or 3 out of 10. /soc/ seemed to disagree but I'm not so sure.
Men, why don't you think you're attractive? Have you been rejected a lot?Awww, poor baby, come here.
>>337834905'3" It don't matter
>>33783492>164Isn't that the average woman height?
Would men ever consider dating a girl who was into rope play?
>>33783464There is no fair
>>337834645'4"
>>33783489Never met her. I wish I could have.I'm aware how painfully stupid this all sounds.
What do most men wish women understood about them?
>>33783498yea, to hang myself
>>33783502not stupid anon those situations hurt just as much hope you find a good woman
>>33783503Steve Harvey bot, please power down
Do guys talk to their friends about their feelings?
>>33783408If they add to my role instead of take it, I don't see why not
>>33783495*puts head into femanon's chest.*aaah... it's just so rough out there...
>>33783451Summarized with AIOhio: Publicly explains breakup with BV, citing her toxic behaviors: cryptic accusations, calling him a "project" or "autistic," public shaming, passive-aggressive memes, being distracted during calls, guilt-tripping, and growing misanthropy (e.g., KYS brags, insulting family/strangers). Wanted kindness. Offers friendship for gaming but says romance made him hate himself.BV: Claims Ohio knew her mental health issues upfront, lacked empathy, and ignored her needs. Denies calling him "autistic" for opinions (says it was for interruptions/self-focus), says therapy was suggested out of care, not control. Justifies public posts as defense, claims she warned about distractions. Rejects friendship, accuses Ohio of lying about tabletop games, and demands evidence for insults. Uses sarcasm and ableist terms.
>>33783490190cm.It's ok.>>33783497I would not know.How tall is she?
>>33783507no
Men, Do you feel pressure to always be strong or in control?
>>337834905'8'', short or neutral depending on who you ask, I doubt it's ever helped me, but I don't think it's ever harmed me either.A handful of girls have called me tall before, I think they were just being nice
>>33783506try to find the hidden message, now. or they just really want to quickly get to page 8 kek
>>33783514Yes
>>33783495I look in the mirror or my phone camera and want to puke. I haven't really been rejected much.>>33783507I do with my female friends.
Do guys notice small details like outfits or makeup?
So far I've been stopped by 5 people and everyone one of them was either hungry or needed money for a bus or train. I gave all of them 2 euros but I will be out of money if I keep doing this. How do I tell them no?
>>33783507To other guy friends. I only open up to female friends about 20%, opening up to a woman completely is handing her the gun, learnt that lesson the hard way, no thank you
>>33783505Thanks.
Do men like being pursued?
>>33783512I don't know if she's really from there but people from those countries tend to be tall but her skelly and movements look a bit short girl CODED...
>>33783510*pats & scratches head. there there, i will keep you safe. let mecover you in kisses
men, Are there things you want to say but feel like you can’t?
>>33783511>Uses sarcasm and ableist terms.lol
>>33783514>pressureNo, it comes kinda naturally.>>33783526I just thought she might be ~165cm because of her surroundings, but also big butt often means more compact build.
>>33783530Yes, like wienerschnitzel
Men, Are there things you’re afraid to ask for in bed?
>>33783514Yes.
what's with the question spam
What’s the biggest insecurity men have about sex?
>>33783521Harden your heart. Is the only way I know how.
>>33783536some guy desperate for attention
>>33783532It's very mysterious.. also some places tend to have shorter ceilings
What’s something women often misunderstand about male desire?
>>33783525Yes.
>>33783540why is he pretending to be a woman?
>>33783544desperation, thinks it's fun for (You)s, idk
>>33783536Someone forgot to take his medd
>>33783542Women will not be able to understand this
>>33783541>It's very mysterious.. What is your guess?
>>33783544Maybe that tiktok asian goth girl didn't reply to him
Men, What makes someone good in bed (beyond technique)?
Guess the party's over.
>>33783550Talk to me.
Men, Do you feel like you can be fully yourself around women?
>>33783539I'll try
>>33783553Never.
>>33783548I'll go with 157
Men, Do you worry about your looks?
>>33783553They could not handle my true self
Are there any real women here or did they all leave?
>>33783557Smol.
Men, what makes you feel truly seen?
>>33783558Not as much as I worry about how boring and uninteresting I am
>>33783528aaahhh... bliss... thank you...
>>33783495*headkicks you
Men, What do you find most attractive in a partner?
>>33783553yeah, some of them :D
>>33783567Confidence and power
>>33783553No.>>33783558Yes.
Men, what’s something a woman could do to drive you wild?
>>33783553A few
>>33783561Just want her to be in the 150 club
I need a friend. Oh I need a friend, to make me happy
Men, Have you ever lost interest after sex?
>>33783560I'm trying my best
>>33783575Everyone needs a friend. You should be able to spcialize, but not someone to bounce on.
>>33783571ask me how i'm doing. honestly even just making eye contact and acknowedging my existence might do it
What do you guys think so far?
Men, How would you describe your sexual experience level?
>>33783567Compassion.>>33783571Wear stockings. They're my weakness.
Total Atoga death
>>33783578Not exactly...By the time we have sex, my interest is already immeasurably high.
>>33783582That do be looking like a woman.png
>>33783582Not sexually attractive enough to me (f)
>>33783519Depends on how much he likes you and how tired he is.
Men, Can you enjoy sex without orgasm?
>>33783586thank you
>>33783464she's mid
>>33783525Depends on the guy
Men, How do you express affection outside of sex?
>>33783594Why
>>33783591No, she has to cum or I feel bad.
>>33783591I do, I have issues cumming
Men, What’s something non-sexual that turns you on emotionally?
>>33783591Enjoyable sex usually leads to orgasm.
whats with the fed datamining?
New gameDo not reply to posts
Men, Have you ever been shamed for a sexual preference?
>>33783596Hugs.
>>33783560I’m here, but no posts to answers
>>33783596Holding hands, hugs, kisses, eskimo kisses, words of affirmation, occasionally poems.>>33783603Seeing somebody caring for animals.
Men, Do you feel pressure to last a certain amount of time?
>>33783607I'll reply to whoever I want to.
>>33782456Yeah, a few guys still try to reach out to me to this day even though we haven't had contact in years. I never respond. Makes me feel worthless actually, to have guys tell me they always thought of me even if they were with other women.
>>33783616Why does it make you feel worthless?
Men, What have past partners taught you?
>>33783614Yes, as long as it takes her to come.
>>33783582Polygons.
>>33783596Words of affection
>>33783616>Makes me feel worthless actuallyHow does that work?
Men, Have your preferences changed over time?
Men, please keep your fellow autistic retard spammer in check.
Men,,neM
>>33783582Can you make me next?
Women what is a male body part that you particularly like?
>>33783620Not to put up with bullshit
Men, How do you feel after sex — energized, emotional, relaxed?
>>33783616Women are bizarre
>>33783620That I'm a broken worthless piece of junk.
>>33783582is it supposed to be realistic?
>>33783630I agree with this
Men what is a female body part that you particularly like?
>>33783630No idea how.
>>33783644i hate you even more now...
Men, Do you like spanking — giving or receiving?
>>33783605She is trying to make an AI chat atoga boyfriend...
>>33783637Tired.
>>33783637Sleepy and drained, happy
>>33783635I like hands and happy trail, but those aren't really unusual. I really love seeing guys' hairy armpits. Also not a footfag but on occasion there is something slightly erotic about seeing a man's bare feet.
Men, What’s your favorite part of your body to be touched?
>>33783635Strong arms
Men, Have you ever had sex and regretted it emotionally?
>>33783648No.
>>33783658Yes
Men, do you prefer spontaneous sex or planned intimacy?
>>33783600bl*ndeeyes too far apartplastic surgery facesocks on
Men, what’s something non-sexual that feels really erotic to you?
>>33783658Yes. Was affer a break up, thought a 'rebound' would encourage a disconnect from my ex and help heal me. Was short lived and made me feel gross.
>>33783653We could be attraction friends but i hate body hair, so close
How can I politely ask a girl if she can squeeze my penis with her vagina, but without making it sound link she’s loose.
>>33783620COMMUNICATE. If something bothers you, talk it out. If something bothers them, talk it out. How are you supposed to understand each other without using your words?
Asian goths, check the status of your vagina and report back as soon as possible.
Men, do you think most women ask what you enjoy sexually?
>>33783667Staring into my eyes
>>33783664I see that your opinion is not importantThe socks on those shoes are kind of silly though but you noticed that so it makes you subhuman
State gender, and the best dessert
Men, what is your favorite dessert?
>>33783676FTiramisu or key lime pie
>>33783676MTiramisu
>>33783670Degrade her while having sex
Men, what’s your honest opinion on receiving oral sex?
>>33783672Its there.Tight, white and ready to take pipe.
>>33783562Nothing.
>>33783676Ice cream
Men, do compliments make a difference in how you perform?
>>33783670press her lower belly
>>33783676F creme brulee without accents
>>33783553fuck no loleverytime they give out their political opinion you just have to be silent
>>33783658Every time
>>33783688Excuse me! I asked this yesterdayIs this a real thing??
>>33783690How naïve of you to not accent the brûlée
Men, what kind of relationship do you want with your future or current children?
>>33783553I don't feel that way about anyone.I'm like 98% of the way there with my gf, but idk, it's hard to go completely mask off.
>>33783642I’m gonna try to. I have a pretty nice looking man I made in 3D modeling and animation class last spring.
Women, two hot guys start arguing over you. What do you do, and how do you choose?
>>33783670You can say something like "I love feeling you clench around me" when she finishes to hint to her. Or you could just as her to do kegels on it.
>>33783687not really but they make me feel nice
>>33783697Please can i have some cręmë brůlēẹ
Men, what’s one skill or hobby you wish you were good at?
>>33783698I want to be a fantastic father who is always present in their life and has a good work life balance.
>>33783663Spontaneous, please. Plans aren't sexy.
>>33783649she's retarded. What makes her think that we're a good group to gather the characteristics from
>>33783707Drawing
>>33783707Not being lazy
>>33783687Like in general? Yeah I do better when I'm praised and it makes me wanna keep doing better
>>33783676Meagle
would goths wear combat boots during sex?
>>33783682I'd rather give it, I don't feel comfortable being touched especially down there
>>33783690>pronounced bruh-ly
Men, what’s your go-to comfort food?
>>33783703I choose to leave
>>33783703Ewww
>>33783719Cream of Broly>>33783718Is this real
Men,
>>33783710>what makes her think atoga is a good group to gather the characteristics for an atoga boyfriendgee, I wonder
>>33783676Chocolate cake
>>33783726>Is this realYeah, I realized the question spammer was at it after I answered, but it's a genuine response
>>33783703I run away
>>33783727Women?
>>33783703Nothing. Watch the desire and light in their eyes die out as I give them no sign of attraction and watch disappointment roll over their faces and watch them have to waddle away.
>>33783728who the FUCK would want an atoga boyfriend
>>33783720Sammich.
>>33783725lesbian?
Either gender.What's the last Youtube video you've watched? What are your thoughts on it?
>>33783720Anything mommy makes for dinner
My bf says he never wants to own a dog. It's one of my biggest dreams to have a dog. I never had one growing up. What should I do? I'm worried I'll be filled with so much regret if I never have one.
>>33783553fthe man i am seeing knows more about me than anyone on the planet :/
>>33783738https://youtu.be/PtVdnV_yx-s?si=KZBkMIuhAtPI7m_yLiberation
Men, do you prefer fixing things yourself or paying someone to do it?
>>33783734>A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONA...
Girls, which one would you like to wear?
>>33783676Birthday fun feti cake
>>33783703i cry
>>33783735Who the fuck would think atoga is a good place to hang out? Yet here we all are. Including femcel.
>women aren't getting attention so they reply to the asian goth girl data mining postscute
>>33783738MaleI've watched this video at least once a day for like a month now, I love it
>>33783740Get one.
>>33783730You would never want to get oral? Why?
>>33783618>>33783626>>33783638Because despite "loving" me I wasn't good enough to be chosen and given commitment over other women. Why would it do anything for me for a guy to spin the block and then come back and think I'll be eager to take him back? It makes me think they think I'm easy and stupid, despite phrasing it like a huge proof of love. Also it's just generally sleazy to hear that they always thought of me even though they were in relationships with people for years.
>>33783670'squeeze that snatch, baby'
Men, have you ever tried fishing, hunting, or foraging?
>>33783745Slave
>>33783740Dog will last < 2 decades. But dog will love you unconditionallyYou have bf now. Lots of possible bf's out there that like dogsI dunno, depends on how much you love him now and future. Similar question to children
>>33783738I just watched a video detailing the entire history of Jerusalem and I was shocked to find out that Palestine never existed
>>33783753I don't feel comfortable being touched down there, I'm near panic just thinking about being naked in front of someone
>>33783745It's insane how the second one feels more insulting to me
>>33783717ugh. im sooo over this other woman
Men, are you into crypto, stocks, fantasy sports, or trading?
Men, how thick are your arms?
>>33783762Shut up.
>>33783750Brother everything has become larper territory now, don't make it weird
>>33783759I've been with him for 12 years definitely love but I really want a dog.
>>33783738F. Just a little compilation of some stable shenanigans. It was very cute.
Men, have you ever measured your cock?
>>33783761Okay..
>>33783766Yes>>33783767Not very >>33783773Yes but I forgot the number
>>33783740Why doesn't he want a dog? Allergies?
>>33783755Thanks for answering. I’m that guy and this has been a weird form of closure for me
Men, what’s the most rage-inducing game you've ever played?
>>33783770Foster a dog. You keep the dog for a while until the dog gets adopted for real. It's a thing you can do, just need to apply somehow, like a job but easier
>>33783755This makes a lot of sense. Makes me wonder why I (and they) didn't think of it like that.
>>33783768Is this an order
Men, what part of your body are you most confident about?
>>33783786More like a suggestion. But you best obey or suffer the consequences.
>>33783780Pic related. Game was just fucking absurd, and I almost never get mad at games.
>>33783748Why? They both like you
>>33783778Doesn't like them. He's a cat guy
>>33783753trauma, plus it's too passive and women think they're a lot better at it than they actually are.
Is it true that people who don’t have sex (especially virgins) have very refined taste buds and enjoy the flavors of a good meal much more than people who have regular sex?
>>33783728yeah, we're really prime material
>>33783763Just ignore her
Men, have you ever struggled with body dysmorphia or obsessive thinking?
>>33783790Can i know what the consequences will be first? And which one of those would you prefer?
>>33783789No one has ever given me a reason to be confident about any part of my body.
>>33783793imagine the guilt you feel being the cause for best friends to be seperated, fight or hate each other?
>>33783722>>33783725>>33783731>>33783734>>33783748proof that women are not into men.Women are lesbians by default and have been forced into heterosexuality.
>>33783707drawing, I can only do abstract stuff (aka shitty doodles)
>>33783800presumably so is she
>>33783649It'd be smarter to just mine the normal answers through the archives.
>>33783798I'm sorry to hear that
Men, do you care if your partner has specific grooming preferences for you?
>>33783809same
>>33783803>or obsessive thinking?This is getting into dark territory.
>>33783780monster hunter 4 G-rank quests
>>33783807What if they both don't care about competition, and will be friends afterwards?
>>33783796As a cat guy myself he'd probably get attached to a dog tooIf the concern is how it will behave around the cats you could get a puppy and raise it to treat the cats nicely. What kind of dog do you want?
>>33783801uhh no. im not ignoring it or letting it go.
>>33783808I just don't want to be involved in murde and i'm shy
>>33783803Yeah
why are moids still replying to the question spammer?Are you fuckers that attention starved? Do you not have friends irl to talk about these things?
>>33783816Insomuch as I want to follow them, yes
>>33783808>>33781783Hm
>>33783828>Are you fuckers that attention starved?Yes>Do you not have friends irl to talk about these things?Don't have friends
boysWhy do white boys like Jennie so much. She’s not hot
Men, what’s your opinion on manicures, facials, or spa treatments for men?
>>33783780I don't remember the name, but it was a multiplayer 2D platformer where everyone was a smiley emoji. It was one of those ones where the top speed was ridiculously fast, but you never traveled that speed. You just had a lot of momentum to manage as you made really precise movements. It was maddening, and it was easily the angriest I've ever felt at a video game.
>>33783828something tells me you look really repulsive irl
>>33783707Bouldering
>>33783816Would make decisions about it easier.
Men, what does “feeling strong” mean to you, emotionally and physically?
>>33783832Jennie Kim? That's the first result when I google the nameI've never heard of her
>>33783789My penis. I'm quite well-endowed.
>>33783808Yeah, I wasn't really expecting these answers, but maybe that's on me, lol
>>33783828>Do you not have friends irl to talk about these things?>she asks>on atoga
>>33783817posts your drawings and I'll post mine
>>33783835My theory is that it's the same person behind the ai questions and they just came back to check
dear foids,what is your favorite Monster Energy?
>>33783820If it were me and a man couldn't decide between me or another woman, I would be wondering wtf I was doing with a man who didn't want me enough to lock me down when he could or had eyes for (any/every) orher bitch.
>>33783833Not overly fond of manicures cuz the cuticle treatment kinda hurtsNever had a facial but I'd try it, I use face masks at home but mostly for exfoliation and soft skinNever had a spa treatment but I'd try it
>>33783828They prob just go online and don't know. People go in and out
>>33783833Wasted time and money.
>>33783808I don’t follow your incel logic. All men are argumentative and that’s why we don’t like them?
>>33783821We don't have any pets. :( I really don't care just a happy buddy that wants a home and isn't aggressive.
>>33783832I feel like girls like Jennie more than guys do
>>33783846I don't drink that but i'll make the white monster joke
Btw guys, this is the spammer >>33783828
>>33783854>We don't have any pets. :( Assuming you're in a position where you're able to, just get a dogIf you really want them to be friends get a puppy and a kitten
>>33783847drops mic
why do women find the male body so repulsive?
>>33783857Nta but I always call people who drink white monsters boomers and nobody ever gets it
>>33783856Girls don’t want to have sex with her. They want to be as popular as her
>>33783858Yay i knew i was right
>>33783832Korean popstars are all interchangeable.
Men are pathetic
>>33783865Please don't say that, i just like white men (that are attractive and young)
>>33783789My face
>"post gym pump">shows me her flat ass:/
>>33783847Huh, what? The original question was about 2 guys fighting over you because they both choose you, and not some other girl. They'll still be friends after.
>>33783875Oh so flat ass girls don't deserve love?
So, you are going out with this other girl tonight whom you have been chatting with all day online? hm
>>33783871What are you doing on atoga, fag?
>>33783871Let’s go
>>33783880mock you
>>33783864As a guy, I am repulsed
>>33783804If you choose to obey I get the pleasure of making you, well obey me. But if you choose to keep posting I will grab you by the chin and drop you down on your knees then push you against the wall grab your arms and hold them up high and squeeze your forearms tight with one of my hands, and slap you with the other, rub my crotch against your face and thrust so you would hit the wall with the back of your head. I would take my pants off and slap you across the face, go all the way in and thrust faster this time so you would hit the wall harder until I feel like I'm ready to ejaculate in your face then push your head down on the floor and make you say you how you're a fucking slut and you love it. Then I will pick you up put you in my lap finger you and kiss you and say how much I love you.
>>33783883I'm not a man tho and i don't come here to waste my time like that
>>33783872I say it to people regardless of age
the girl I met on /soc/ is coming over next week.Will drinking pineapple juice be enough, or do I have to eat pineapples for my dick & cum to taste sweet?
>>33783878No one is entitled to love
How do you deal with rejection? Sure I can date other women but what's even the point if it's not her? Why did she have to say no?
>>33783879>>33783890Related? Time traveler?
I don't drink alcohol, caffeine. I don't use nicotine.
>>33783875Guy, when a girl's bent over, every ass becomes perfect
>>33783888>I'm not a man thosure buddy.>waste my time like thatmen clearly are though and they will continue to do so. Seethe and dilate.
>>33783740What is he a muslim?Lmfao.Are you C.B.? How is your bulbhead husband?
>>33783871Why'd you stop? I was having fun.
>>33783890Do give details afterwards, gl to ya
>>33783789My eyes
will men get mad at me if we're about to have sex and I put these on?
>>33783906Forgot pic?
Lel they forgot the picture
>>33783900Why don't you go back arguing about yaoi and yuri instead? Imagine needing to larp here to make useless points and gain nothing from it
>>33783878flat ass girls are just as pathetic as unlovable incels, so no.
>>33783907Maybe they meant put on nothing, lol
>>33783908>>33783907
>>33783900Very r9k-coded of you.
>>33783913As long as you rub me with them I won't mind
>>33783913These should already be on before you have sex
>>33783913Unironically these are so cute
>>33783886I see...
>>33783906>>33783913This is weird.
>>33783779>>33783785Yeah to be honest I don't get it at all from the guy's perspective. I always think they're just fucking with me/desperate/manipulative/selfish etc. But a tiny part of me also believes they're being honest about their feelings. So I wonder wtf is going on with them. I don't believe it's possible for it to be love based on their actions though. What do you think?
>>33783919Are they cute or is it the girl they're attached to? The latter I'm sure.
Women, what brings up your mood when you're down during your period?
It’s overhttps://youtu.be/q4Xtzj_5ZsE
>>33783878Only japanese girls. Like yeah, they can't help it so they're excused. Otherwise no.
>Sarge is mad at Ohio for breaking up with BV nowWhat a fucking goofball lmao
>>33783909>why don't y-why would I?I can get guaranteed (You)s on command. As long as that's the case, you can't really say anything.
>>33783920*grabs your neck*
>>33783923The girl helps but I think the socks themselves are cute on their own
>>33783928I have no idea what you're trying to say, what color are your striped programmer socks today?
>>33783930Yes I agree
moids told me to not shave and a guy I was going to have sex with left after putting his hand down my panties and feeling my pubic hair. I hate you.
>>33783927Is he? Why does he gaf?
GenderHave you ever been in love with two people at once before? What about crushes?
>>33783922>What do you think?What I think doesn't matter because you made me realise I'm clearly an idiot.
>>33783933Because all moids are a hive mind and all like the same things
>>33783931>brings up trannies unpromptedyou sure you're a guy? lmao
>>33783934Because he wanted her and doesn't like himHe's been sperging out in the other thread for hours
>>33783935M. Yes.
Women do you have something equivalent to post nut clarity?
>>33783939Do you have amnesia? That's how i started talking to youMy bad, you must be using ai for this tooAnyway pick one: Dante, Leon or Sephiroth?
>>33783943I just have to say as M that I haven't felt pnc since I was like 16 15 I only get pleasure followed by going back to the same as I was 10 minutes ago. My brain must be superior to other men.
>>33783943Yeah all the time but it makes sense in my case
>>33783940Dude, you're wrong. I'm not Sarge, and Sarge never wanted BV.
>>33783946I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
>>33783943I always get a "wtf am I doing with my life" right after.Like now.
>>33783952Really? Are you saying I am in permanent depression so pnc doesn't affect me? Yeah that what you saying?
>>33782321It’s not gonna fucking help anything. This has nothing to do with autism, you closed minded bitch.
>>33783949You really spent all day riding their asses? Lmao, nice
>>33782314Don’t think I asked bud
>>33783936Yes but I'd to know your thought process. I genuinely don't understand how it works inside your mind.
>>33783571Care about me, wouldn't take me long to fall for you if you did that
>>33783958I don't know what tf that means, however I'm pretty sure it's ironic coming from someone who wants so bad to get involved in drama, especially after it ended.
/atoga/ family. We run a protection service.
>>33783955Not necessarily that bad, but isn't post nut clarity due to hormonal release in the brain?
The back of my head hurts
>>33783965I don't really know. I just don't get sad or wonder wtf am I doing after ejaculation. Maybe I except something more based in the memes and stuff. I dunno it don't matter
>>33783913if we are being honest, paw gloves are also very cute.
>>33783943It's more just instant frustration over making a mess and needing to clean all my toys and do laundry and shit like that.
>play video game>random line reminds me of atoga, JH to be specificFunny.
SexEver seen a corpse? Did it leave an impression on you?
>>33783924So every girl here is happy on their periods?
>>33783975No just constantly sad
>>33783961Difficult to say without knowing the reasons for why I'm not with you, but if I'm think of you (and not seething) then I'm clearly fond of you. Maybe we had some fundamental incompatibilities that seem less and less significant compared to the good things about you. Maybe I've made a mistake and I really like you lots more than I thought, and more than whomever I've ended up with in your place.If you don't care at all about me this doesn't matter to you, but if you care about what I think then it feels like this should mean something.
>>33783963If I wanted to be involved, I would’ve been, no?
>>33783974I don't masturbate to gore
>>33783924Chocolate in all its shapes and forms: hot chocolate, chocolate pudding, chocolate bars...
Have you ever seen anyone get hit by an automobile? I did once. She needed a lot of blood but she made it.
>>33783974MI've seen 3-4, mostly fatal car accidentsI was a very cold child, I felt nothing. I didn't really develop any... attachment to life until some time in my 20s
>>33783982You are trying. And I'm gonna stop giving this air.
>>33783979Aw, *hug
>>33783987Fair enough
>>33783832her whole fuck everyone else attitude is hot though. same appeal as alexa demie
>>33783974M, I saw my mother die in the hospital. That and the last time I saw her alive will always stick with me.
Sopranoschads, we're so backItalians im proud of you, hope to visit again soon
>>33783985Yeah. Flew through the air like a ragdoll.Ruined my day just witnessing it.
>>33783943I feel pretty bad after masturbating if it took 3+ hours and wasn't even good or if I shirked from something important to do it.I also used to feel used and ashamed after giving into coerced or duty sex but that wasn't really about nutting.
>>33783973I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
>>33783993NyehIshoulda been there..
GenderDo you play chess / shogi / xiangqi?
>>33783999MI am a chess enjoyer. My grandpa taught me, nice marble chessboard
>>33783997This title might sound offensive, but it's a great song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYyjiP4O00YAnd I don't think you are cheap.
>>33783943post ovulation week clarity. so its less like an immediate "what did i just do" and more like "oh no wonder i was acting so crazy 6 days ago"
>>33783999I used to play chess a lot when i was youngerF
>>33783999MI used to play chess in middle school
>>33784003I'm probably relatively cheap. I like simple food, cheap drinks, boring outings, etc.
Manons what would you do if femanon got shrinked down to fairy size
>>33784012Not a guy, but I'm pretty sure every man would accidentally kill me at that size.
>>33784012Coom on her
womendo these tattered shoes disgust you?
>>33784017How can they notAre you homeless?
>>33784012Go on a magical adventure in a quest to restore her to normal.
>>33784017NAG. I have more tattered shoes than those.
I am not so...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
>>33784012Take good care of her and make her a cozy shoebox comfort zone while we figure out if there's a way to restore her.
>>33783922I think it’s based on pain, and doing anything to escape that fear. For me, it’s a mix of rose tinted glasses, and sharing so many things with that person that I get FOMO. I always end up reaching out when I feel the most alone. So it’s both honest, but also very manipulative and self centred.
>>33784027Cute
>>33784012Can she still post on atoga?Then nothing changed.If not, then I will simply never hear of her again... probably.
>>33784021Where would you keep her
Feeling like taking drugs, drinking some rum and driving off a cliff.
>>33784031Also get a chef's hat and put her on my head and have her pilot me by pulling on my hair like Ratatouille while I'm cooking meals for us.
>>33784017I don't see why I'd feel any way about seeing worn-out stuff, it's just a sign to keep my distance since someone wearing that might be unstable
>>33784020no, they're just really, really comfy
>>33784041I'm sure you can get other comfy shoes please
>>33784032She can, but she'll get tired having to run and jump around the keyboard to type.
>>33784039Imagine if she falls over and you accidentally cook her
>>33784037She'd sit on my head to hold on to my hair while having the best vantage point know what's happening.
>>33784045This is why i take time to reply
>>33784047She'll be inside the chef's hat so she'll never fall off my head. It's >>33784048 that has to worry about her falling off.
>>33784052I said she's holding on to my hair. It's why she's not on my shoulder.
>>33784012I'd try to help her get back to her previous size if that's what she wanted. However, I'm sorry, at this point our relationship must remain platonic, because I don't think we're sexually compatible, so please, don't expect romance from me. I'll still be able to love you, in a broader sense of that word, but I won't fuck you, fairy femanon.
Calculating which anon is most likely to accidentally kill mini femanon
>>33783603A smart, capable without the girl boss chip on shoulder shit and slightly violent woman
https://youtu.be/nlxfDvSyPKAFemanons, why is she so cold?
Give it to me straight: is there any coming back from this?
>>33784061How do I get her to kill me instead?
>>3378200620min
>>33784068It's been a while since I saw anyone mentioning wanting to die. Was nice while it lasted.
>>33784066Good meme, but Heavy looks like a Betterman here
>>33784068I think that it would require a lot of physical effort and ingenuity
>>33784061What is the lore on her?
>>33784045What a stupid reply.
>>33784081I thought it was cute.
>>33784067i'm gonna give it to you straightno one's reading all that
I have a crush on a femanon
>>33784080It's up to interpretation>>33784082>>33784083Agreed
>>33784038It's okay to feel it, just don't do that
>>33784084I'm assuming it's not me.
>>33784082I don't care.
>>33783957why are you responding nonsensically to a post from 6+ hrs ago
>>33784086Give me your interpretation than.
>>33784090Ridiculous assumption.
>>33784084probably not me, i'm a rude mean bitch
>>33784091This anon would crush mini femanon
>>33784084I have many crushes on many femanons
>>33784090>>33784096>>33784100I’m going to love them from afar because they are perfect just the way they are
>>33784097I don't know who that is, but I am on the tall on, so there is a chance.
>>33784100I like at least 3 femanons
Ghosted (again)
>>33784084i have a crush on anon.
>>33784094They would've been more specific if they liked me in particular.
>>33784106Scandalous
>>33784107They probably thought it was self-evident. Who wouldn't like you?
>>33784109Racists and prudes.
Do you think that himbo anon is feeling better?
i have a crush on chad (m)
>>33784111Nta but i am racist and kinda prude
>>33784116And you probably dislike me.
>>33784112:)
>>33784117Only if you're M but you're not
>>33784084I have a platonic crush and I want to be femanon's friend. (We are not compatible for romance.)
>>33784096...with a heart of gold.
goth GIRRRRL!! (the racist one not the asian onlyfans spammer)
I feel like a brat asking her dad for a Porsche when I wish for a husband and kids and true love because it’s so never going to happen and I can’t afford it Does anyone know what I mean
>>33784123Eliminate yourself
>>33784124can't relate
>>33784121>platonic crushWhat's that? The idealised blueprint that all crushes come from? How can you *have* that?
How do you drink without wanting to get utterly shitfaced?
>>33784128I hate drinking
>>33784127it means you wanna be friends with someone you aren't friends with yet
>>33784128I just don’t drink
>>33784083What if I said pretty please?
>>33784128I've been utterly shitfaced enough times in my life.But maybe (you) just shouldn't be drinking.
>>33782006Fucking ages and had to switch to manual to actually cum. My problem is nerves switch off my dick sensitivity, and I get very nervous.I've never had a consistent partner for more than a day to find out if it changes as I get comfortable with them, or if I even do.
>>33784132Nta but how about a vocaroo instead
>>33784126What’s your life like
>>33784130Ah, like a sempai notice me thing.
>>33784131>>33784129fucking pointless retard replies, thanks for nothing
>>33784135Don't make maleanons record shit.Nobody wants to hear their worthless garbage voice.
>>33784139Hold on anon geezAre you british
>>33784140I'm going to force you to record your moans
>>33784141Quit talking random people british
>>33784124Sometimes statistical miracles happen, it's not a zero probability.>I feel like a brat asking her dad for a PorscheBecause you know that it won't be given to you for free, and you will have to put in some work and time playing this lottery of life.
>>33784128Solving your childhood trauma.
>>33784145Yeah i'm also scared of random british people
>>33784139>just not drinking to avoid abuse is simply ridiculous and inconceivable
>>33784144>forceI have done that for free for the good femanons that I like.
Girls, would you put on a set of big floppy goblin ears if your bf asked you to? Also paint skin green.
g'day guvnah
>>33784152AAAHH! Get it away from me!
Thinking about all the stupid posts a have made here. Such a dumb moid I am.
>>33784150Were you also as mean?>>33784151I don't have a goblin-friendly face
>>33784152AAUUUGGGGH *Arnold noises*
>>33784156More of a long elf-ish face? Would you wear the frieren ears?
>>33783644A pretty face. Face is a body part, right?
Femanons, which option do you choose?
>>33784152>>33784157https://youtu.be/o6p0W4ZsLXwState genderWhat did they say?
>>33784163idk i'm not watching that shit i'm here to read text posts and write text posts not watch youtube
>>33784128Because it’s bad
>>33784159Yes and yes>>33784162Scary file name but i give him candy as long as he's willing to cast a spell on me
>>33784146No matter what I do I never get it Maybe I’m more like a shitty investor I keep putting in time and energy and trying to be prettier and smarter and more social and I keep losing anyway
>>33784123There are onlyfan girls here? Did they post link?
>>33784128you don't. but you don't have to do every single thing that you want to do.
>>33784154But youre my dumb moid
All women are bloody nonces.
>>33784175ctrl+f is on every keyboard
>>33784175No there was some weirdo who started spamming after a post about an asian tiktok goth girl because he has opinions on males answering any kind of questions as long as it's a girl or something like that
>>33784177:D
>>33784179>posts pedo bait>0 pedo replies>'ALL WAMAN R LIKE THAT'
>>33784128If I drink too much, I vomit later and go to sleep, let my body suffer from the alcohol more than my mind.
>>33784162inb4 this poster samefags larping as a pedo
>>33784184That was not me. I didn't post paedo bait for crying out loud!
>>33784162I'm mad at all the shota posting recently.
>>33784191i just ignore it entirely, like all other retarded bait posts
>>33784084relatable...
Femanons, do you practice witchcraft?
I have crushed a femanon.
>>33784197Are you the fat firm ass male anon?
>>33784195yes. i cast spells on anons and occasionally hexes
FemanonsWhy should I even give a fuck anymore?!
Women are so beautiful and I should stay away from them because I am too ugly and would pollute their world
>>33784195I don't think so
>>33784200can you revive my cock please
>>33784195My vision board is not witchcraft or voodoo, so no.
>>33784197i hope it was headlock femanon, i hope you crushed her with your biceps and massive pecs
>>33784199No I am hydraulic press operator anon
>>33784200Are the fairy posts from an hour ago because you accidentally shrank yourself?
>>33784191God you are boringWhat the fuck is the point of this general if we can't leer the other gender in inappropriate ways anonymously?
>>33784204abra kadabra... cockus erectus!
>>33784201I also listen to nothing_can_be_explained.mp3 sometimes but alternatively you could be balling instead
>>33784162god I wish that was me, I want to be kidnapped by a horny redheaded adult woman while I'm trick or treating (me being a child of course)
>>33784201don't. you shouldn't
Should I go to the party on 21st?
>>33784207scary
>>33784210come on be serious :(
>>33784174>trying to be prettier and smarterFirst and foremost, it's a matter of luck, so the more you play, the better your chances. Or you can just give up on this particular dream, that's a choice too. In life, not being alone may be a necessity, but specifically romance is not.
>>33784206Why would you want that
Invigorating!
>>33784216ok, go to your mirror, wink at yourself, and then spin in a circle CLOCKWISE!!!! 3 times thinking only about your penis. after that put a little dish of water on your windowsill until the full moon and then drink it and you problem will be solved
>>33781983why are women unable or unwilling to explain why they did something that hurt someone? Why do you never take responsibility for your own actions?
>>33784220because that's what she wants
Alright then. I am going to sleep now. When I wake up there better be a new for me to post my scarface gif
>>33784209We can hornypost without it being about shotas.
>>33784216Just be glad she didn't hit you with the Mumbo magic.https://youtu.be/n7_nivq7b4o
>>33784225Why are all men attracted to mayoi hachikuji?
>>33782025why are 4channers now obsessed with turning 4chan into every other social media site? I don't want to know who "kitten" is and why do you care? we all should be anonymous, and if you don't believe that you should gtfo and go to tumblr
>>33784227Good night! <3
>>33784225why are men unable to have real, nonfake problems that they didn't just make up in their head?
>>33784235nta we call her kitten bc she avatarfags w kitten pictures, lmfao... buddy...
>>33784237What does a real problem look like?
>>33784240NTA My small cock
>>33784222okay if this works I will recommend you to other anons
>>33782103why would you want to do that? in what universe would that ever end well? why are you comparing her in a narrow scale to an ex? Do you like spending time with her and do you care about her or not?
>>33784226Why would you encourage that
>>33784241That's only a little problem though.
>>33784163I have seen and understood Monty Pythong and Snatch.. mostly.But I don't see how that relates to my Arnold noises.
Think I’ll avatarfag. Post my dick and balls and face in soc. talk about my days in detail. Start dating someone from here. Attempt suicide after I leave that someone. Post my scars. Make a porno tape. Make a homosexual porno tape. Such and such.
>>33784247Thanks I came
>>33784246what's wrong with it?
>>33784250No thanks, we have enough narcs already
>>33784225What are you on about, I hurt my bf often and I always tell him it's because I hate him and further explain what makes me hate him and how to stop it. I wouldn't have to hurt him in the first place if he listened and believed me.
>>33784255kek at least one anon WILL jack off to this post
>>33784240getting shot, having bullet wounds, a car falling on you because you were where you belong (the garage)
ATOGA
>>33784257I think two of those are the same thing.
>>33782223maleI have complete control over my gag reflex. Many years on various noxious drugs have taught me well. I am capable of swallowing my own vomit as I've had to do so more than once while driving
>>33784252Maybe she has conflicting feelings aboit it...
>>33784250I’ll immortalize you in my schizo pantheon
>>33782424I don't understand how these two ended up together in the first place. They are so obviously mismatched.
My kink is women are nice to me
>>33782221it's not choosing to be oblivious its not requiring government surveillance in order to know one's self
>>33784265Nursing handjob?
>>33784264It takes a certain kind of foid to be interested in any guy from here
>>33784264Men don't think in terms of compatibility. They have a penis that is compatible with a vagina and that is enough for them. Women have to gatekeep compatibility and femcels fail to do so because they're desperate and deprived and become malebrained in their mate selection.
I've realized why the second one sounded worse to me
>>33784268Yes, very much yes.
Why do muslim say the most homophobic shits while sitting on their friends lap and holding same gender friends hands?
>>33784272>They have a penis that is compatible with a vagina and that is enough for them.I'm clearly over-tired when things like this make me giggle. I should go to bed.
>>33784261Beast
Do you think Adelia Rose was a femcell?
>>33784264He didn't know what kind of person she was before he decided to give her a chance.She doesn't understand that "let's give each other a chance" isn't the same as "I pledge to be your obedient servant for all the rest of my days".
>>33784232I wouldn't say I'm attracted but she's really funny and bullies rararagi which is extremely based, I love her characterI'm a Hanekawa fan though
Okay maybe i want to get crushed in a certain way but still
I think suicide pacts with your girlfriend are very romantic
>>33784255you're better than my mother at leastno I don't care how Freudian that sounds
>>33784285I think they're stupid, why would you want to spend less time with your gf?
I miss the early 2000s, those were simpler times. I remember the guys who tried to woo my sister by gifting her a cassette tape, or how on saturday people got ready to go on dates listening to loud music playing on stereos all evening
>>33784265sicko
>>33784237why are women disloyal lying harlots?
>>33784280>In an Instagram post Adalia's family said she "touched millions of people
>>33784280Too old
>>33784264She was kind to me, even when I was at my lowest, and I became interested. So we talked offsite and decided to give it a chance. Didn't work out.Despite all of that, I still don't regret it.>>33784281Idk. Maybe I should have tried to split when I first had misgivings. That felt fucked up though. She deserved a fair chance.>>33784288Agreed 1000%. I miss those days.
>>33784290Why are men usually double the size of women? Is it because they're better at taking dicks?
How do I tell someone I want to hang out with them and their group. I only wish ti approach women not men I have bad experiences being friends with men. Seriously men suck as friends
>>33784229You don't hornypost about anythingNone of you femanons are preverted except JH
>>33784288>early 2000s>gifting her a cassette tapeBy that time people were already burning CDs.
>>33784300Who do you think I am?
>>33784299Maybe ask them to hang out with you and slowly get more comfortable until they invite others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4ECute song for you and me.
>>33784294>She was kindCan't imagine.
>>33784300This anon laughs at virgins
>>33784303Do you think that would be okay? Just ask them if they want to hang out? Ofcourse I would only ask this after seeing them a couple of times and a lot of small talks later.
>>33784288I miss when movies were actually fun, and when going to nearly any bar meant a good time
>>33784294She literally says that it's "lying" if you give someone a chance but it doesn't work out. You shouldn't ever date someone unless you're either (A) a psychic who knows the future, or (B) a telepath who can read minds to verify compatibility. Anyone else is "lying" if they try to date but then break up because it isn't working out.> >breaking up with me is lying and manipulation because you should have known before you started dating me if you would change your mind and break up>It is.
>if you love too much, you will be cheated>if you speak too much, you will lie>if you cry too much, you will lose your sight>if you think too much, you will be depressed>if you care too much, you will be taken for granted>if you trust too much, you will be betrayed>if you work too much, you will lose your life>don't be too much, because that too much can hurt you so muchTOOMUCHTRVKE
>>33784308Yep that sounds pretty normal to me, pick some nice place to visit or something to do and it will be alright
>>33784287you don't have to commit suicide so soon anon
>>33784295that doesn't even make senseleave it to a woman to be illogical
>>33784313Thanks. Really. Just needed someone to tell me this is acceptable behaviour.
>>33784315Males have nipples so that females can suck on them while giving them a handjob
>>33784301Not in this part of the world. It's not that they weren't, but the 90% of people still listened to cassette tapes
Why did God give me bronchitis? Why can't he just let me smoke weed to cope with this shitty reality that he created? Like really man? Fuck you.
Women what kind of man makes you melt?
Texted my gym crush because she hasn't been at the gym in a while>I've been busy lol>>oh with what, work or something else?>mostly hanging out with friendsShe doesn't wanna talk to me rn, does she?
>>33784319Nta*so they can bite them
>>33784326the kind that's nothing like you
>>33784326a volcano man
>>33783949We all know it's you. You have done this before, cuckworm. But it's getting pathetic now.
>>33784326Mean and teasing ones
>>33784219Why can’t it be meritAll I want in life is love and a partner. I think I could love anyone if he was good to me
>>33784330What's your problem?
I remember when I got my braces everyone wanted to see and called them cool and they were saying how jealous they are.
>>33784327Could be but i don't know her, normal people can also be just very direct
>>33784338FI remember everyone calling me ugly and then I was still ugly when I got them off
>>33784340I'll punch anyone who was mean to you
>>33784330>fat, short; and richYup
>>33784207destroy me>>33784258thank youmay i get a complimentary fry ?
>>33784339Maybe. I like her because she's typically a direct person so I'm surprised she's leaving me clueless how to respond
>>33784337idk that was mean I'm sorry :(in my head it sounded funnier
>>33784332You're obsessed. Seek therapy.
>>33784340Sounds like people around you aren't real nice
>>33784347I think it's better to not think about it too much and see how it goes but don't kill me if something happens
>>33784349Oh no worries
>>33784342Don’t worry they’re all prettier and more successful than me>>33784352Just normal kid behavior they knew I was a little bitch
>>33784355That's not true anon, i bet they're all just very superficial and don't appreciate what's around them enoughI give you 1 hug
I want a gf just so I can have someone to give me hugs I don't even care about sex
>>33784355>Just normal kid behavior they knew I was a little bitchThat doesn't mean it's right or that they were right. Kids are mean. I bet you're pretty anyways
>>33784353I could just be direct and tell her that it's too bad because I wanna see her again... but I'm being a coward lol.She's moving away in May though to "find herself" or some bs though. So there's nothing to lose here
tfw no gf to watch to moon with while cuddling
>>33784363If she has those plans it doesn't sound unrealistic that she has actually been just busy and wanted to spend time with her friends, plus if she's going to do that i think it's fair to shoot your shot but keep it casual
Manons how would you reply if your long term gf asked if you're okay with doing some sort of porn together?
>>33784366Oh, maybe I didn't phrase it right. I fully believe what she said, I just felt like her replies were implicitly discouraging continuing the conversation. But fuck, that sounded extremely autistic to type out.I doubt she's going to risk getting involved with anyone now because she's probably set on going. I could probably hang out with her if I mentioned hanging out as friends, because she knows I like her.
>>33784372If she wants to do an anonymous artsy thing with me I'd love that
>>33784372wouldn't feel comfortable about other people seeing her naked, I would say no
>>33784372I'd be fine with it as long as we can wear masks or something. I could get real into it we could make up personas to go along with it
>>33784375I really can't tell, it depends on the person, i think it's okay to leave some space and check in, if she plans to move at some point i feel like she'd give you more hints if she's interested in you and thinks you're available
Enough with the bullshit. Women, what do YOU want specifically in a man? I'm tired of hearing " just have a good personality and be financially stable :)))" because that is obviously not all it takes to get into a relationship.
>>33784372No, what if our children find out and see that?
women why are you always so nice?
>>33784385Also be attractive, mature and have chemistry?
Do women actually like cucking men?
>>33784393I like the opposite
>>33784394cucking women?
>>33784393No, but I really like teasing them. Especially my bf.
>>33784396Men cucking women (me)
>>33784399why? I don't get that kink at all
A carrion fly landed on me.
>>33784384Yeah I'm with you there. I'd rather wait until I got a hint before inviting her to anything or asking her out again.
>>33784372Depends what porn is. Actually publishing it online would make me feel weird, no thanks
>>33784406stinky
>>33784391See that's what I mean by "bullshit." OBVIOUSLY you want your partner to be attractive and get along with you. Besides those general things, what do YOU want? Do you like certain races? Do you want a minimum height? Do you want your man to be fit, or is it ok for them to be simply skinny? Is there certain hobbies that influence your attraction?Obviously these things aren't applicable to all women. But general statements are absolutely worthless.For example, I like women who are white or east asian and have long hair. I especially like women who work out, do sports, or have an interest in mathematics or science. What about you?
>>33784403It's mostly because i feel safer that way and because i basically had everyone trying to hit on me, i don't say this to humblebrag, but when things are like that it makes exceptions cool so a man that can say no to me and maybe is able to make me desire him even more to the point of giving up some things i really care about sounds hotAlso seeing someone i like enjoying themselves from a different perspective sounds hot as well
>>33784385I think you underestimate what "having a good personality" really means. It means being responsible and dependable. It means you're interested in connecting with and engaging people around you. It means you can handle your negative emotions like anger and embarrassment. Just those aspects alone filter out a very large portion of men
I love you people seriously. Like a family to me
I started using short and suddenly I am less scared of talking to people. Explain?
Is my parrot mysoginist?
>>33784421>I started using shortwhat?
>>33784426shorts? like the clothing?
>>33784424What makes you ask that question?
>>33784128By not being addicted.Alcohol isn't good in the long run. Very minor benefits short term.
>>33784344>may i get a complimentary fry ?I had nothing to fry.I am drunk and playing shitgamess..
>>33784151ShoreHe better be some hot character for me too.
>>33784417Perhaps. However "personality" is not something that can be worked on directly, it's the effect of several factors and activities in life. That's why I'm so annoyed when I see personality mentioned so often. So I want you to assume "personality" is malleable and can be fixed.
>>33784415My bad, i didn't think it was meant to be that personal but i often reply to those kinds of things and sometimes i feel a bit shy about it, i'll say that i like white men who are not anglos for now sorry
>>33784426I want to bless your cute ass.>>33784427Fuck you. Immensly.
>>33784416I guess I get it but I wouldn't like seeing someone I like having sex with someone else that part I will never get, like I understand your reasoning.
>>33784437I am confused
If there is just an indian guy replying with nonsensical shit to every post as soon as his cooldown timer ticks down I'm just gonna come back another time.
>>33784195Yes and I just kneecapped myself in it.Ffffff
A black ginger jew woman in atoga? And I thought I was the minority
>>33784438I think that if we are together i'd really trust them, and if not, i'd just be happy to see them enjoying someone else, that's how i've been most of my life after all but i get that a lot of people don't feel the same and it's fineThat sounds more like i'm accepting something but it's not really like that, i just know that it's not a nice thing to propose either
Do you think your rose tinted glasses, or nostalgia are right and that things really were better 10, or 20 years ago, or that it's just in your head?
>>33784441Valk are you doing okay after earlier?
>>33784446I am happier now than I was back then, but there were more opportunities back then and I just didn't know how to take advantage of them.
I would really like to dream
>>33784398I'd probably choke a woman to death for doing that
>>33784439So am ILet's dance!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI
>>33784393Idk, do men enjoy cheating on women?
>>33784452I would be gay for bowie
>>33784435It's no problem. I just feel really frustrated because it seems like the only way to get in a relationship with a girl is trial and error. Womens' standards seem to be impeccably high, meanwhile all I want is someone mildly attractive and not crazy.
Are men no longer capable of sweet, slow, lovemaking that's focused solely on emotions and the woman's pleasure?
I want a 180+ woman with long legs and a beautiful face that is just a rough idea of someone I am looking for.
>>33784460It's probably correlated with women's declining ability to have any kind of positive feelings towards men.
>>33784460Have you asked? Like asked the person, not assumed they know what you want
>>33784460It's women who aren't capable of that
>>33784460yes
>>33784462That's on modern men for being so unlikeable.
>>33784451How
Women, do you get hit on?
>>33784469I'm very likeable.
>>33784471I wish i could get hit in a different way
>>33784473Oh yeah? What's likeable about you?
Women be like "guys only want to cum" but then they hit on shy virgins, fuck them and never go on a second date because they'd rather brag to their friends about being some nerds first time
>>33784477where do these women hang out and how can I meet them
>>33784477If women leave nerds after fucking them once, it's because nerds cum the fastest due to being porn addicted virgins
>>33784477I think that your place is filled with succubi, anon
>>33784476I like listening to people and getting them to teach me new things about the things they're passionate about.
>>33784480Just say that you're virgin on tinder, 99% of the time there's someone who wants bragging rights
>>33784485I think I'll actually do that when I travel in december
>>33784455NTA but yes me too.He is so fucking SPECTACULAR and ANGULAR.
>>33784471No
>>33784485Damn, I really should have lied and said I was one when that girl asked if I was a virgin.
>>33784471Hehe such a funny MEME hehe I laugh at it hehe not because drunk and alcohol hehe meme yes no
"I'm too scared to look at wrestling holds online and this is why i'm asking you to perform them on me instead"How does this sound like
>>33784492are you ok?
>>33784432then do u have any complimentary sweets ?goodnight everyone
>>33784496Gnite
>>33784493Huh?
>>33784493idk just say Can we wrestle and can you do this to me
>>33784496Good night myao sis, good to see ya
>>33784503Wouldn't it be weird if i was passive all the time? Also i still want to know what he's doing
>>33784420For better or worse, you too
which atoga pairs do you root for?
>>33784509For each female desire there is a corresponding male desireIt's fun to have a squishy little female in your arms that you can squeeze and press your bulge into
>>33784494I think so mostly, but I appreciate you asking. :)
>>33784512Aggressive penis grabber-chan x aggressive fingering-kun
>>33784512I liked myao and lha for a bit
>>33784496No sweet tonight.Trying my bes with the calories you kno-
>>33784512Long haired anon and myao
>>33784513I understand but i need a way to make it casual...
>>33784516>>33784518She told him no and he vowed to wear her down anyway. If that's not love then I don't know what is.
>>33784512me and ur mom hehehe
>>33784512Me and my femanon.
Lha stands for long haired anon?
>>33784524yes
>>33784519why?
>>33784527That was simpler than i thought
>>33784523wouldn't that be "my femanon and I"? :|
>>33784529I need a realistic scenario to fantasize, or some hope that i can actually get to experience something like that despite being a grade S coward someday
>>33784534You shut your fucking whore mouth.
>>33784537Uncalled for language.
>>33784538>doesnt get the memdisapp
>>33784524That explains so much. Longhairfags make looking like a girl their entire personality.
>>33784538Ntax2, i'll take it
>>33784532what was your first guess?
>>33784541The fuck are you.
>>33784536Well wrestling in a non-casual scenario is probably more realistic, since most guys are going to agree if you just ask and sheepishly say 'can you try this'If you are one of those foids that can't vocalize your wants, you can also try your psychic woman magic on him, while kissing, randomly back away, give him doe eyes and look around as if you are going to escape, most guys will understand and pin you, make sure you giggle a bit too and playfully resist
>>33784512I feel bad saying it, because pairing JH with anyone means her throuple falls apart
Neither this anon nor that anon
nothing like a nice cup of black coffee
>>33784542No idea but i felt like it was something about american states or construction or music
I burped~
>>33784543I'm the anon behind you
>>33784551That is fine.>>33784547U fucking love Coopper.
>>33784544This sounds very useful but what can i do if i don't have a partner and i'm not ready for the things that come along with it
>>33784553>U fucking love Coopper.yeah he's literally me
Girls, do any of you remember these?
>>33784556Never held one of these and i have no idea how they are supposed to work
>>33784555Did u dae
>>33784554>the things that come along with itLike what?
>>33784561no
What gender are you, and do you think your job meaningfully contributes value to the world? And be honest, you're only lying to yourself otherwise.
>>33784562A lot of things but mostly sex What is the best way to kidnap a wrestling instructor and would he report me if i let him free only after he applied all of his knowledge on me?
>>33784566MFuck off you I did nor trad all that Queneen isf cugking amazing. mlamo
Women, do you think about penis?How would your life have turned out if you never had penis?
>>33784566FAbsolutely not
>>33784566F not really
>>33784523Who is your femanon
>>33784566myes, i am helping the latest LLMs get better, and with any luck they'll enslave humanity
>>33784569No penis life + no penis thoughts= serenityNo penis life + penis thoughts= agony
I want a husband How do I become deserving and capable for a husband! What do men want
>>33784566no, but it is very fun
>>33784576a wife
>>33784572It is way too late for her to be here, so it ain't you.Biiiiitchhh.
>>33784566People hate us finance bros but what they don't understand that I do contribute to society and my contribution is immense. Like people often bitch finance isn't real whatever but payment chains are in essence reverse supply chains, futures are important.I'd say my contribution is above cops and teachers but below doctors
>>33784569I've never had it- but I will soon And I think about it in the form of beautiful marital intercourse
>>33784580Would you findom your gf
>>33784578[spoiler][/spoilerWhat kind of wife
>>33784576Be a womanDont be obese
>>33784580You seem to be confused.Your impact is above cops/teachers, and yes probably even doctors. But that impact is not value, and it's not positive.
>>33784258Mmmmm grass
I think I’m paying a generational aura debt. Why was I even born if I can’t get no huzz
>>33784567My advice would be to bite the bullet. I knew this girl you could learn from, a horny virgin, got those butterflies thinking about men. My advice would be get to the point that you are confident in your physical aspect, then just bite the bullet. If you want to fuck a moid, just say hi and try to be his friend. His sexy friend who makes sexy jokes or sends risque selfies. Seducing a moid is like leaving breadcrumbs until he realizes you want him to pounce on you, and oh boy will he pounce if given the chance.
>>33784589Without people like me your life expectancy and standards of living would be cut by 3/4
>>33784592Fuck why are you replying to me, disgusting fuck.
>>33784594Hey! Only half of our /atoga/ fems are titcows. The other half are flat as a board.
>>33784598no it wouldn't
I want to burn your faces.
genderyou ever exchange contacts with an anon? if so how did it go? if not, would you ever?
>>33784587Then marry me
I never had acne in my life, what it's like to have acne?
>>33784611awful
>>33784608M, yeah I exchanged with four. Two didn't go so well, one of them is a good buddy who just isn't around much, one is a good friend that I talk to almost daily.
>>33784576>What do men wantA best friend who happens to be a woman, and then demonstrates she would make a good mother. Also takes care of her looks. From there just sprinkle in whatever the particular man likes, a little nerdy, or a little instagram baddie or whatever his flavor is.Basically, just be a good version of yourself, then make his life better.
>>33784596But i feel like people like my looks too much irl and i just want a light free trial to survive better for now until i can find the right person i want to spend my life withI wish i was born male rn
>>33784612could you elaborate a bit?
Femanons are just so incredibly low IQ, it is kind of insane.
>>33784624Well imagine how terrible it must be to be so inept that you can't even wash your face properly.
>>33784625I'm too stupid to feel offended sorry
Holy shit, I fucking hate NEET women.Absolute trash, GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK.
>>33784621The trial ends when you say it does, that's how actual fwb relationships go
>>33784628That's ok I bookmakred too thitzz
>>33784632I don't want fwb i just want to be held in certain ways.. i'm going to die virgin
>>33784626I thought it was something out of people's control. I never washed my face when I was a teenager and I never had acne
I would like to go to a shop but it's late and there is a risk of some moid assaulting me on my way
>>33784575Which one do most women fall under?Which one are you?
Why are men letting me become a bitter old hag
>>33784566My what now?
>>33784629Give me a job then
>>33784647ohhh I love hags I could make you happy
>>33784646I'm the second but most women get penis life
>>33784624I can't stop messing with it so it gets red and its annoying. It also scars your skin. I had it pretty bad when I was younger. I remember having a nightmare about it.
>>33784556yes
>>33784647It's not men, it's the influence of other protokarens itt
>>33784647How many men did you say yes to online? How many did you meet through friends?
>>33784647Hags are ubersexy though
is it true some women like black hair on men? I always thought that was a very meh hair color
>>33784667yeah
>>33784420Yay family
Today i have done TWO sets of talking to a girl at gym.First it was short convo saying hi and whatnot. Second convo was way longer and we spoke about her study and what she wants to do in future job wise.She also told me shes 18.So i laughed said that shes still very young and im 33 by comparison.Unfortunately, the cute redhead i was actually interested in was sitting on machine next to us, doing hipthrusts, so she probably hates me now for chatting with 18yos at gym Its over.
Sometimes i miss my cute coworker who would randomly choke me like a normal person
>>33784671did you kidnap and kill her?
>>33784672No, it was just a short term job and he was a football player
GuysWhich will hapenn first, JH gets pregnant, or Gym Creep gets a date?
>>33784651>I love hags?>>33784661What?>>3378466241 All gone
>>33784448I'm trying really hard not to seethe and make it worse. I need to shut up and calm down.
>>33784676What about femanon hag gets a boyfriend You never root for me
>>33784680how old are you?
>>33784676Gym creep hits it off with thread hag
>>33784680Just say the magic words "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and then see what happens.
>>33784678>?what's confusing about my statement?
>>33784684Post that on ig story, will immediately get 100 replies kek
>>33784686Nta and i dont use social media but how does that reach large audiences
>>33784448What happened?
>>33784682Old as fuck>>33784685Why do you like that
>>33784680If you're under 35 I'll plap you and pretend to be your boyfriend. Where you at?
I hate men and their dicks so much
>>33784676Gymbro is GMI
>>33784680Women pretending to be alone is stolen valor
>>33784693Bet you wish one of them hid inside of you dont you
>>33784691well first I have to clarify that by hags I mean anybody older than 30 (I don't mean it in a derogatory way) and I like older women because growing up only older women were nice to me
>>33784693Sorry for my penis
>>33784697It wouldn't be possible anyway
>>33784690Person A and Person B try to date, but it doesn't work out.Person C encourages them to shittalk each other for Person C's entertainment.
>>33784696She's allowed to be unhappy about it, let her be.
>>33784694Man...Last tuesday i saw this INCREDIBLY hot polish chick at gym.She was glancing at me, kinda curious i think.Then when i was walking past, she did smile to me but it was like a fake smile for sure...She has absolutely illegal outfit, a black onesie with open back and a sports bra, with quite a lot of cleavage...SexoooooAlso she gives vibes colder than Frozen princess
>>33784692Single femanons what's stopping you from taking this offer?
>>33784703I was more interested in the details of the shittalking
The female gender is so fucking embarrassing. Every single twitter post is filled with the onlyfans gender spamming their shit everywhere constantly. Get a real fucking job you whores.
>>33784711I can't believe that men use twitter
>>33784693*pokes your cervix with my penis aggressively until you throw up*
>>33784708Other people are other people, not fictional characters in your entertainment.
>>33784714Don't say that
>>33784692Why pretend>>33784695Men pretending to be alone is stolen valor
Objectively speaking i shouldnt be attracting any women, the only thing i have going for me is big chest and that im tall
>>33784707Wanting a normal relationship with love
>>33784693get new material stupid ho
>>33784719Are you not a virgin
>>33784717why not?
>>33784718Dating someone who's 30 is weird
>>33784727Because i'm retarded
How can atoga just be so fucking bad.
>>33784719are big chests on men supposed to be attractive?
>>33784726I am but for some reason chicks try to talk to me and smile, say hi and shit, even though we are complete strangers
>>33784733Yes they are, it makes them look strong
>>33784734You should stay a virgin forever
>>33784711Go outside loser
>>33784728I'm not 30 I'm 25
>>33784731I like it
>>33784733Apparently, had female friend push her face into my chest before>>33784739TrveThats what probably gonna happen given how things are progressing.Altough recently met some very cute girls at gym that i wouldnt mind plapping and dating
>>33784741Booooo, I'd kill to be your age and I'm not even 30. Just go out and find a nice guy
>>33782006I couldn't het hard for like an hour, of kissing and fondling or if I did I couldn't last long enough to put it in. Then she got frustrated and gave me not even a bjz just put her mouth on my dick and I got hard instantly and came in like 5 seconds.
>>33784736huh...and here I was feeling self conscious about it
>>33784745ThisYou younguns have no idea what you are wasting right now
>>33781989Ik ook
>>33784742Why would I lie about being a pathetic loser>>33784745I tried>>33784749I know exactly what I'm wasting
>>33784747They are very nice>>33784748I'm team gooner
why does the idea of having sex with a woman that makes me call her mommy in front of my actual mother turns me on so much?
>>33784741Calling yourself a hag at 25 is actually stolen valor
How can I become a celebrity socialite?Right now I'm a poor white trash weirdo neet femcel but I don't consider actual celebrities to be smarter or more talented than me. They're all just famous for being famous and I could be just as good at being famous as they are. Also soc says I'm pretty attractive too
>>33784731i wanna see asian goth spammer and sarge rage at each other for a few hours
>>33784716Yes they are
>>33782069>How do I get better at cooking?Classes>What do men want to eat?Steak, burgers, good macaroni.
>>33784747Actual pectorals that look like armor plates not your manboobsGo lift right now.
>>33782069I would impregnate a woman that serves me bacon and eggs and maybe a toast.Im simple
>>33784754It's not when I'm an actual hag loser bitch
>>33784755Become a social media influencer or of girl
>>33782084>Do you really hate women who play videogames?No, but I kinda look down on people who play them them often.>Does it depend on how much she plays?Yes, but I much prefer a girl that wasted years playing games than one that spent that clubbing.
>>33784755lol
>>33784759yeah dumbass I know what you mean!
>>33784764I bet you are not even a loser also...
>>33782068Crazy there was no follow up for this
>>33784770I'm 25 and boyfriendless. I get zero bitches
>>33784773Have you had any in the past?
>>33784764how old are you?
Gonna tribute the hag femanon Give me 15 min
25 Boyfriendless Hag, I'm Fat & Balding.
>>33782125M75Meh, sounds like bullshit but Im fine with way
>>33784779Give me 15 minAnd what are you gonna do in the remaining 14 min
Claiming you're a lonely hag is false advertising
>>33784776No>>33784780Hey I'm not>>33784779Tribute??
How can I ruin man's orgasm when he's about to coom?
>>33784787Ok, you get to be a loser but hags are over 30 years old
>>33784610i get it, it's a shit test so when I say yes you say I'm too easy and reject me
>>33784785Drawn by a westenerrern
>>33784788let go of dick, he will dislike you
Guys, who is your favorite ASMR girl?
>>33784789Ok>>33784790You guys have an excuse for everything. Forget it
>>33784785No offence but more than anyone else, it's over for guys who post images like this
>>33784794*Other than the 'handong you divorce papers' girl
>>33784796There's much worse
>>33784794BlueWhisper or SophieMichelle ASMR
I just realized once again, I am such a great dancer...... but I have no gf to dance with.*Ror Gallagher - A million miles away starts playing*
>>33784576Don't think about it like deserving. Like, no guy deserves sex, per se. Take care of yourself (most important), take care of your friends, and put yourself out there. That's really it.
Do you anons hate it when you have to goon because you're horny and not because it's gooning time?
>>33784794I don't really watch those. I do like kronii's voice if that counts
>>33782193MVery rarely, it wouldn't change much, I would have to invent entire scenarios to be interesting.
>>33784802But I would walk five hundred milesAnd I would walk five hundred moreJust to be the man who walked five hundred milesAnd walked five hundred more
>>33782213This but for narcissists
How much do I miss out on by not being creampied ever? I always make moids use condom and additionally I usually make them pull out. Is getting coomed inside really that much better?
Manons what would be your favorite way of choking a woman?
>>33784805Kronii is good, but my favorite thing about her is that it's through her that I found my oshi Gigi Murin
>>33784803And when that doesn't work?
>>33784801Rip the Octoberfest beer tent video
>>33784794ASMR and whispering into the mic stuff is awful and grating to me, like chalk on a chalk board. Only irl whispering sounds pleasant to meIrl ASMR femanon gf please
>>33784814Single hand lifting choke
>>33784819Wouldn't she die??
>>33784821Before she passes out, I say "weakling" and toss her onto the bed
>>33784794My ex has the most erotic voice in existence.
>>33782334No, because is trash
>>33784794Uhh, this is the only ASMR video I've ever listened to. Guess he gets best girl title by default.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>33784824Do you also have electric powers?
I reeally wish I was an octopus sometimes
>>33784816Are you really taking care of yourself well and putting yourself out there? Like, you're physically healthy, take care of your appearance, clean, have $, have a good social group of friends? All this stuff and more is taking care of yourself. Have you tried dating apps, social clubs, socialize with coworkers?I'll mention here that you can also find guys through friend recommendations.
>>33784814With my cock
Does a matress get lower if 2 peoplecare on it or is it just on movement?
>>33784828Yes. I know just how to make it hurt without causing lasting harm too.
>>33784794heather feather I don't care if she doesn't do asmr anymore she's still my favorite
>>33784830YeaI've even asked friends and family for anyone they might no, they said no
>>33784608Pretty fucking fun, the girls here are special <3
>>33784618>>33784838Slutty men
>>33784814Making her choke up with tears because I did something special for her.
>>33784794I don't wanna say. I have a few. Most of their channels are small. I gotta stop watching them. I keep experiencing limerence for cute ASMR girls who don't know i exist. It's a bad habit.
>>33784608Never, I don't think I could hold their attention unless we are doing something like playing a game
>>33784837What clubs are you in? What happened on the dating apps? There's always lots of single people out there.
>>33784794Nara
>>33784780damn. 35, wifed up, hot af, can't relate to hag posting
Men rate your moans from 1 to 10
>>33784839ILOVE LOVE VLOOVELOVE BERARY LYNDON SO FUCKING MUCH IT IS UNREAL SODA PLEASE COME ALALAANONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yApCf7ln4WE
>>33782546MYes but within a familiar cultural sphere Also yes.
>>33784608Myes, sadly we lived to far away from each other
>>337848490 because I whimper and it’s embarrassing
>>33784846>What clubs are you in? I go to a gym and made a few friends there, and go to a few hobby groups>What happened on the dating apps?Nothing good
>>33784849Like a 3
>>33784849In terms of what?
>>33784849Maybe like a 3. They are not very masculine. But I'm training myself to do them anyway, figure it's better than nothing.
>>33782697Multiple things about your post are RETARDED>guys have low standardsforgetting all the desperate fatties that get zero attention>guys "send it" with too many girlsthey're just playing the numbers game *online* like everyone else. best strategy considering the circumstances>any girl posts a selfie and gets an abundance of commentsforgetting all the uglies and druggies and mentally ill girls on social media posting into the void and getting zero attention>giving any advicetechnically this is /adv/, sure, but you are here of your own volition, which means your advice is worthless>assessing the situationsee above point>only mentioning one thing guys do as the reason they can't get laidlack of comprehensiveness means low IQ, sorryGuys realize exactly a) what's not effective about their approach and b) how to solve it. They're just either scared or too busy to try. Approaching a girl is not hard. Girls are social creatures and welcome conversation from basically anyone, you might argue girls aren't this way, you'd be wrong, being immediately dismissive might get them killed so they welcome even the guys they're not interested in, if you know girls you know they are paranoid as fuck and play the field trying not to piss guys off.(Can't believe I actually got baited into posting into /atoga/ containment thread...)
>>33784859Sexyness
Fuck every one of you.Fuck me.This means nothing to me...
>>33782640Not at all. I think goths look annoying.
Would you kill a woman if her moans sound like she's crying and suffering?
I WANT TO KILL MYSELFFFFFF
>>33784863Whoa, you could at least take me to dinner first.
>>33784864>Man walks up to edge of crater, thinks he should build a golf course
>>33784861You're replying to someone that spammed asian goth girl male questions in the entire thread
>>33782668Sure.>>33782714No
Maybe it's wrong but I love manipulating moids
>>33784873It’s definitely wrong lolol
>>33784864
>>33782730Nothing
>>33784866I'd kill a woman if she did literally anything wrong ever
>>33784856Well, keep doing apps. Most of the people I know met their person on them. Sorta crazy that all your groups have no single people and none know any recommendable single people, but if that's the case, my suggestion is that you expand more. Go out and do more things. Try out new groups, like if the gym offers a different program like some rec sport, try it out for a few days to meet new people. Rec sport groups are generally close and social. Go out with your friends to a bar for trivia night, mingle with strangers while drinking. Hell, go to the club or bar and flirt with guys. Literally easy af, all my F friends could do it. Long as you stay hopeful and keep trying, you'll def find a decent guy.But srsly, best bet is apps. Super easy to meet new guys fast. Were the dates you went on before bad?
>>33782745Yes, but they would be more kissable if they dropped the goth costume.
This guy is scrolling through the Asian girl goth questions and earnestly answering them
What are you ashamed of, anon?
>>33784871There are more than 2,000 posts in this thread...... ok, anon, IF IT'S NIGHT GO TO BED, IF IT'S DAY GO OUTSIDE, for your own sake, please.
>>33784866I'd rather hug and comfort her, sounds like she went through trauma or something. I'd be concerned
>>33782759Yes, because I have no problem ending the relationship if she does weird annoying shit.
>>33784887I’m crying
Would you cosplay this character for $500?
>>33784862Um, probably a 6 or a 7. It's more like a grunt-moan
>>33784884It was a specific time and they were very close to each other okayand no
What a shitshow.At least you were not here.At least you were not here to laugh at me from your even shittier life
>>33784883I'm ashamed of not being perfect. Each day is my fight to get closer to perfection. I am strong, yet I am weak.
>>33784885No
We are all one voice
>>33784879>keep doing appsI mentally can'tSomehow every group I join never has any single men Clubs and bars also haven't been great, they have single guys but they aren't Husband material
>>33784891Is she dommy
Some people are just born with big titsOther have to develop their own personality, intellect and skills in order to get a good moidAnd that is the difference between me and the titcows
>>33784902Amen sister
>>33784902Good job femanon
What the ABSOLUTE FUCK?It's been over 25 years and I still consider NGE to be the best anime of all time.The extended OP is still so fucking amazing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6wtDPVkKqI
>>33784902Proud of you
>>33784897Do you not want comfort then when you moan cry, just keep getting plapped? If you tell him beforehand, that's much less scary for him.
>>33784902AhemYou're wrong because you get a lot of issues when you go through that too, it's not all about catching attention
>>33784905Watch the Rebuilds
>>33784909Yeah and also it's not trauma
>>33784899Idk, I really feel you're missing out on a huge pool of guys if you stop doing apps. Texting is like minimal work for huge potential gains. You sorta need to go on an actual date to know if a guy is husband material. Clubs and bars are just to find a guy with mutual attraction and good vibes quickly, along with a gist of his person. It's afterwards that you get more depth. Depth takes a long time to determine, like not even just 1 date.
Good night
Why do women often seem more two-faced than men? There’s this female coworker of mine who acts super sweet around me, always asking about my day, offering to help with tasks, and talking to me like we’re friends. I return the favor by helping her out with her own work. But recently, I found out from another coworker I’m close with (who she doesn’t know I talk to) that she’s been talking a lot of crap about me during cigarette breaks, criticizing my being behind my back and also talking real smack about others I know this is the workplace and shit like this is inevitable, but it still kinda hurts.
>>33782761MLetting them go first and giving my seat. Thats it.
>>33784914I'm only a few months from being able to redirect lightning
>>33782767No, but that's because I wouldn't bring any girl to my mom. I dont see the point, I dont need for her to approve of her.
I do not think that dogs should be allowed to be owned in cities (with the exception of service dogs)>but muh furbabyGrow up, faggot. You're not a farmer or a hunter, we shouldn't let you cope with your failure to reproduce by getting a dog.
>>33784917Would you dislike it if he still preferred to cuddle fuck because of the crying, or do you want him to just treat you like any other girl? As long as you're clear about this, most guys will probably be okay
If you didn't watch NGE as a teen for the first time, you have no possibility of ever fully understanding and post 2000 anime.
>>33784930lol the pure incel energy that radiates from catcels
>>33784930That’s stupid >t. Grew up with dogs on a farm
>>33782803No
>>33784932I would only want him to be rough
>>33784924Guys tend to be more honest and direct about their feelings. Women sort of hide it and release in the clear, hurts people less, prob other reasons too
>>33784930>Brown person energy
>>33782818Not right now
He's so pure
>>33782837Fine, 14 cm long, I dont know the girth but I think is alright.
>>33784935>implying I like cats eitherCatfags are the only ones affected by their toxoplasmosis, that's why I don't give a shit about them. Cats won't bark at 4 am, chase your car, or shit in your yard.
>>33784948Man
I think I am going to stream all of NGE for atoga.But not today, I am too drunk and everything.
>>33784921I am terrified of apps at the moment because of a bad date but I'll try again soon
>>33782845Idk, Levi's >>33782854Fuck no
>>33784940Oh, yeah that's pretty hot imo. Definitely tell him so he knows he can go all out. Would you ever let him gag you, like to hide the crying?
>>33784902Most people worth dating would rather be with someone who has personality, intellect, and skills than a physically attractive person who lacks a personality. Keep it up :)
>>33784931>My goal of self-improvement? Don't touch my dick for a few days. I know, I know. I'm above all you plebians. I've achieved apotheosis, nirvana. It works.
>>33784942Brown? You mean like the niggers who adopt a pitbull for the fifteenth time even though the other fourteen got shot by the police for attacking people?
>>33782860Sure whatever >>33782866No
>>33784883MMy bacneIt sure feels like nothing ever has improved it
>>33782874Forever, I like clingy.>>33782878No
>>33784883My self harm scars, they’re in unconventional places
>>33784960Yes but it's not very honorable
>>33784956Ayy, sorry bout that. What happened?
>>33784950He's an asshole down to his very core being, why would he deserve pity?
>>33784972Those are the exact people that need pity
it's endearing how he answers all of them one by one
>>33784977Yeah
>>33784967>People who jerk off suffer from ED
>>33784980It is on my dick, yes
Is he replying to himself with car pics?
>>33784970Lol, this made me laugh, honorable to who?? Your ancestors?
>>33784986To the person having sex with me, i think it's cowardly to hide my weaknesses like that
>>33784988>Anyone who judges nofap has never had sex
I'm not horny
>>33784971Nothing good lol I don't want to talk about it but I tried to get back on the apps after and had a breakdown. I feel embarrassed and weak. I just want a relationship that doesn't feel like I'm fighting tooth and nail for
what the hell, they really do speak another langauge
>>33785002Happy to report I don’t know a single foid word
what is your favourite strand-type game?
>ENTJ false flagging op begins
>>33785007>Making unusual accusations out of nowhere as if it's on the mind
>>33785016I'm not a lesbian
>>33782069Anything. Cook anything as long as it's edible, just please be my gf
how do I tell my friend who's an M that his sibling ( a fat lonely M) is stalking him and its not normal? He changed his work schedule just to hang around him more - he's brought up issues like him opening up his mail (He knows because he'd literally bring it to his room wide open like packages or even banking statements)He doesn't realize that guy is full on stalking him
>>33784983>>33784967I thought chronic masturbation caused premature ejaculation, not ED
>>33784967>Landlord propaganda
>>33785026all women are gay
>>33782068was she behind you in line at the grocery store?
>>33784954I guess nobody would be interested....?
>>33785030The correlation is time-relevance, masturbate too close to sex and you'll have problems ejaculating, masturbate too far from sex and you'll ejaculate faster
>>33785036I'm good
>Me at the atoga hangout when a femanon arrives
Indian hate feels so forced.
>>33784990Well, you'll still be sobbing and your muffled cries will still be audible to him. I thought of it as more like indulging in CNC rough crying sex where you're powerless to his wants and whims. Idk, either way, lot of guys would like that.Sorta cute you called it a weakness. Feels more a like a comfy quirk if you genuinely aren't hurt
>>33784976perhapsperhaps they need their comeuppance more though
I'm a white girl and I love Indians
>>33785047It will never come from you, as cucking as that feels
>>33785034You're lucky I'm not drunk enough on a Thursday night to post my pale white hand. After getting reamed this is all you have left, the lack of beer in my fridge.
>>33785040Alright, I will ask again in late November, when I am back from my holiday.
>>33785044I would be okay with it but i feel like a psychopath for wishing for someone who's okay with those kind of things
konninchi ha myao ningers
>>33785002Christ, yeah I knew 0 of those female words.That being said, this list seems flawed. There's absolutely no way 75% of all men know the real definition of a boson. This is more like, are you familiar with the word in some way, or heard of it?The only male word I missed was degauss, which actually seems kinda bad for me
How do we get black women to recognize their worth?
Some nights I dance across my floor, imaging I am dancing to you... and then I just break down when I am not seeing your face on my couch.
>>33785064Why is he holding 2 cups
>>33785064Dancing with her would be so, so much better than dancing with shadows.
>>33785062>citing random blueboard posts for a pointOh fuck I'm actually talking to someone completely ill and deranged hahahahaha. Yeah I think that's enough internet for me for tonight thanks
>>33784998You're not weak, and you don't need to talk about it. Admittedly tons of dudes suck and are a POS, so it was more likely their issue, not yours. And you're right, a 2 person relationship shouldn't be that difficult to maintain. But there are also tons of guys are really great and decent too willing to do their part in it. You don't need to go back on the apps now, just do it when you're comfortable. Maybe have some friends help you vet and weed profiles out.
>listening to 40 year old songsI am so pathetic.
>>33785076What? Lmfao
>>33785064Genderswapped ugly old bastard doujin irl
>>33785064>femanons in atogaNot even fat girls come here. It's 100% guys and bots
State gender.Is "hey you!" a friendly greeting, or does it imply something a bit deeper?
>>33785056Nothing bad about wanting to be cared and accepted for who you are :/ I'm crazy for that too
>>33785087I'm expecting to be punched as soon as i turn aroundF
>>33785087m, nothing except they think you're safer than a stranger
>>33785090>>33785094You are both ENTJ. No one talks about him except himself
to the dudes,long hair thats put up 90% of the time in a ponytailorhair like zendayas side part bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbvyNnw8QjgCry-core.
>>33785099Cute
>>33785098I don't hate the ponytail at all, but I never liked it as much as other dudes. Zendaya's hair looks cute.
I really love the moon
>>33785104do dudes actually like ponytails? even the ones without bangs? like i feel like i just look like an office lady all the time
>>33785098side part bob is so much superior it is hard to put into words
>>33785111I have a bad memory of males who are into ponytails because it reminds me of a gross fire emblem fan i kind of knew
>>33785117why are fire emblem fans so nasty i had a weird one too in my school
>>33785076Idk how that makes you pathetic lmao>>33785087MDepends on your tone. Personally, I'd assume a "hey you!" from someone who I don't know to be hostile unless you're a woman or otherwise very meek>>33785108The moon looks really cool tonight
Freddy Mercury was the best enterttainer of all time.
>>33785111Those guys really do exists, like the whole ponytail and baseball cap thing, or girl getting on her knees and tying up her hair thing. Again, I'm not the biggest fan of those; I like their hair being down, and think that's cutest. But that's just me.
>>33785118Kek sorry
Your SO tells you you’re bad at sex and they are tired of their mediocre sex life with you. What is your next move?
>>33785098Long hair in a ponytail for sure>>33785111Depends on the guy and style of ponytail, but I think most guys are fairly indifferent to it. As for me, I like the office lady look :)
>>33785123ok what about long hair thats down vs bob type?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLMUZahN7NU
>>33785072Jh is mixed. And im not entj
>>33785042literally like no offense but who tf cares about indians this much
Femanon:>Hey hey (you) (You)>I dont like your boyfriend>No way no wei >i think you need a new one!
How would you react if a friend or date told you they use 4chan. What boards would be a red flag ?
>>33785138Anon lavigne <3
I wanna hear male vocaroos
I, for one, think we should sexualize women more. Do you agree?
>>33785145How are you going to do that?
>>33785147uuumm, even more advertising with even skimpier outfits?
Some nights I can't go to I can't go to bed and just want to keep crying.
>>33785142any. like using 4chan in any capacity
>>33785145The best way to do that is to promote sex positivity and freedom but men don’t want that. You don’t actually want women walking around topless , because it’s “impure.”
>>33785144https://vocaroo.com/13eDVUdWO3e6
>>33785132Long hair is easiest for most women to pull off, and/so it's a common enough haircut. A well layered bob cut like chin length or below can be really, really nice. But I also see some bob cuts that aren't my thing. Just straight and no volume, not my type. Dora bangs, not my type.If you're deciding on getting one, I'd say that you got one life to live. Hair grows all the time, and it'd be a shame not to try out new things or new looks, and do something different.
>>33785153But you use it, how is that fair? Do you think your 4chan usage is a red flag ?>>33785152What’s going on anon, it’s alright. Trust me, everything will be alright. If I was with you I’d hug you and snuggle with you and make you your favorite food and drink and tell you it’ll be alright. But since I can’t do that since I’m only able to contact you online, you can speak your mind here and I’d provide any advice or support!
>>33785154>You don’t actually want women walking around topless , because it’s “impure.”No we dont want you walking around topless casue it makes your boobers sag faster
>>33785144It's not pretty, really.
>>33785156I can't shlick to this...>>33785161Based QT
>>33785163Why exactly are Indians at the bottom of the dating totem pole? I like Indian food , specifically curry. But both Indian men and Indian women (to a lesser extent) get the short end of the stick.
>>33785158>everything will be alright.It will be.But tonight, before going to bed, I will just cry my soul empty.
>>33785158> NO FAIR!i have no interest in children who operate as if the world is "fair". yes, posting in the racist homophobic sexist basket weaving forum is a crimson red flag dude of course it is
>>33785164Let me hear it anyway.
>>33784312Deep
Be honest doods, how much does race affect dating? Is there ever a chance someone will subconsciously not want to date me simply because of my race, even if I check looks and personality boxes? And how common is it? Have you ever felt your race was a pro or a con when approaching a person to date?
>>33785144Post the script
Women, why do you hate your dad so much?
>>33785098I'd always go for a bob if she can pull it offbut the side bob is retarded so option 1
Goodnight femanons and sweet dreams. I hope you find peace and safety.
>>33785166don't know, seems made up to me, i know a lot of indian americans who date normally and are married to americans of other races. i really don't get the push for anti-indian racism on these boards. it feels so random and forced
men will see this and say 'wifey'
>>33785178Just talk about whatever you're comfortable with.
Do you prefer spencer from icarly or crazy steeve from drake and josh?
The worst part about doing massive amounts of unpaid labor for men is that even if you try to stop doing it to show them how much effort you put into it so that maybe they act more considerate is that they simply do not care. They don't care if the dishes are piling up, if the trash is piling up, if the floors are dirty, they just don't care. They are apathetic manchild losers and will only try to bring you down with them one way or another.
>>33785174No need when you got >>33785161Not gonna let you compare me to chad
>>33785184Good night anon
>>33785177>will subconsciously not want to date me Not even subconsciously, fully consciously
>>33785189Cause I want to help her. Yes, it is dumb
>>33785166not taking showers is certainly a choicethe accent is unattractivethey're shortthey're weakthey're socially retarded
>>33785189god I want to lick those ribs hnnnggg
>>33785186It’s not only on this board though . Also I’ve met lots of women who think Indian men are all genuinely secret rapists because of propaganda posted on social media of Indian men surrounding foreign women
>>33785189wifey
>>33785203where the fuck are you meeting these people? your weekly klan meetups?
>>33784814In a fantasy world where there is no permanent damage, with a belt in a loop while fucking her ass dry.
>>33785206No in my college, in a diverse city. Its definitely said in a joking way but in a “all jokes have a hint of truth” way
>>33785193or just dont date manchildren babes this seems like a skill issue
>>33785208>while fucking her ass dryRuined
>>33785194>chadI prefer his normal voice lolBesides, that voca is more funny than hot.
Am I a failure or a man if my hiding wants me to choke her during sex but I can’t do it, or at most, I cant put any force into it. I feel like a coward because of it but I feel like I’d hurt her with even a little force.
>>33785210yeah idk man sounds like you hang out with cringe losers. get less racist friends it's not that hard
>>33785177>Be honest doods, how much does race affect dating?very much, I'd only consider dating Whites. The furthest I'd be willing to go is Georgian/Armenian
>>33785202Dude just shut the fuck up. How would you feel if you have a "no shoes in the house" rule and you just swept the floor and he "accidently" tracks in a bunch of dirt with his boots for the hundredth time?
femanons can i lick your ribs?
>>33785219But I’ve met all the women in my college and they all have the same biases! How they would never want to visit India because of the men
>>33785224No because i know what you aren't
>>33784814I wouldn't want to do that at all.
>>33785225In this fantasy world your intestines are squeaky clean
>>33785193This is why home habits should be considered before getting far into a relationship. Friendships are easy af because all you gotta do is trust each other and have fun together. But going on trips together or being roommates is an entirely different ordeal. I've had roommates who I know I could've been friends with if we had not met as roommates, and I know friends who stopped being close after living together.Compatibility for relationships builds up as something like>physical attraction>chemistry>sexual chemistry>mutual interests and activities (including friends)>home lifestyle>...That's why it's dumb to move in together without knowing early on how they live first, or how they take responsibility for themselves.
>>33785217>is more funny than hot.100% chad core
>>33785192Spencer
>>33785227you met every woman in your college? and, yeah i'm not talking about traveling to india which can obviously be dangerous for women, along with 90% of other countries in the world. but i have a feeling this isn't a serious conversation to you, so good night. hopefully you get banned again soon because your posts are beyond annoying.
>>33785237TrueNow post yours
How goofy can i be before i can’t be seen as a chad? Is embarrassing myself to entertain people and self depreciation humor are a red flag ?
>>33785229>i know what you aren'tw-what am i not?
>>33785243Exactly
>>33785144Not in the mood for that today. I should have gone to bed 6h ago.Ping me later.
>>33785242>How goofy can i be before i can’t be seen as a chad?how good looking are you?
>>33785222sounds like you are dating a person with different cleanliness standards than you. why are you doing that?
>>33785247But tired voices are the hottest...
Women, why did I get banned for posting a link to Billie Jean the official YouTube music video with nearly 2 billion views by Michael Jackson? Honestly
>>33785177Dating your own race is the easiest and most common. That applies to everyone. Most people date within their race.
>>33785242self depreciation is cringy. if you want people to respect you, you have to set a bar for respect that isn't below the floor
>>33785253Agreed
State gender,How many layers of irony are you on?
>>33785249About a 7.5. For context, I don’t get approached by women unless I go to VERY very social situations like a drunken party or something , but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten turned down because I was just ugly.
Girls, can you pull off the ''zero effort'' look?
>>33785238but crazy steeve is a dark triad chad
>>33785156What is this
>>33785242Chad is willing to show his true colors and values because he believes in himself. Being goofy and not caring is good. Understanding that being goofy != embarrassing means he knows what's really valuable. Embarrassing yourself in an attempt to be goofy like shitting your pants is not chadlike, because he isn't that dumb. Chad is also aware of how his actions are seen by other people because he is good at empathizing. He understands that that self-deprecating without some sense of tact puts others in awkward uncomfortable positions that he doesn't want to put them in.So on and so on
>>33785265M. Nope. Most of my clothes don’t fit right on me so I look like shit outside of very planned out outfits.My hair take a while to get ready so if I rush out without my full routine I look like a retard.I’ve been laughed at by teenagers on my daily walk.
Americans are broken
Women how often would you be willing to give your bf a handjob before bed?
>>33785138I like that songggg
>>33785181Am i the only dude who doesn't like Asian girls? They look weird to me. The assumption that if you like Asian things, then that must mean you like Asian women has always confused me. Am i racist?
>>33785271What's wrong with your clothes?
>>33785128Produce an adequate criticism and plan to work on something specifically or we're banging somebody else to mix it up.Pick your poison.
>>33785193The best part about living in a first world country is you can just get a job and choose not to do that. Like, you can just, not clean up after men. It's really easy. You just don't do it. >but the house won't get clean!Don't date men who don't clean, it really is THAT easy!
>>33785273Handjobs are stupid
I miss giving back massages to my ex gfI miss cooking fun meals for usI miss anticipating my marriage proposal to herWmn do u know the feel
>>33785269The real answer is that its the Italian part from Con Clavi Con Dio by Ghost lolhttps://youtu.be/jsVGWTAo-QM?t=63
>>33785272American hereWhy
>>33785181>>33785276Nta, I think she's cute af and would swipe right. Nothing wrong with having a preference in who they're attracted to, whether it be race, color, gender, height, size, or bank account.
>>33785285Just having a warped perception of beauty related stuff
>>33785277I have a very weird build and I have trouble finding clothes that fit me. Tall guy. I have long arms but they are relatively skinny compared to the rest of my build, a large back, decent shoulders, good lower chest, shit upper chest. So it’s hard to find shirt that fit perfectly. Either the sleeves are too short and it looks small, or it’s a little too big and looks goofy and not in a cool “oversized style” way. Collars ar da pain in the ass. They’re either never tight enough or too loose. I have yet to find a shirt that just looks great all around while I’m wearing it. Also pants are weird. They never sit right around my shoes. Maybe it’s because I have shit shoe choice but my pants always sit fucked up.I need to make better fashion choices but I’ve just never had the energy.
I wouldn't date someone with dark eyes
>>33785281No they arent! they are very cozy and nice!!
>>33785211ramma damma ding dong
>>33785294A vagina or a mouth would be cozier
>>33785064I can't wrap my head around what's going on there. Is he just being nice?
Would you date someone whose insecure in any major element of their life?Or must someone be majority confident , secure before they date you
>>33785292Sorry to hear, i thought men have it kinda easier because of their more linear builds
>>33785265Yes, but prefer effort
>>33785264Most people can, even Indians. Most people have better odds with their own race.
>>33785062Nta but just saying JH and her oddities are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than the hateful stuff bluevalkyrie is about. I'd actually enjoy hanging with JH but I don't think I'd want to be in the same room with the other
>>33785304Oh yea, it can be the case, but I’m actually somewhat interested in improving my fashion but I’ve always fucked up. It got so bad I was trying out suit pants with sneakers before a date told me it looked kind of stupid
>>33785284Nice
>>33785273hands takes the least effort on my part so i wouldn't mind this. couple times a week, maybe more if we weren't doing other stuff/i didn't desire anything more. but i would want him to ask early enough that i'm not already trying to go to sleep and def would not want to be woken up for it.
>>33785128Break up
>>33785313>>33785304(Continued) but thanks for the support. I’ve kind of always lacked a hint of self awareness until it hits me.I was trying out the Amish beard for a year and it took my cousin sitting me down and telling me I looked like a pedo before I realized “wait, this is kind of shit”
>>33785287I don't think they're all ugly, but them being Asian doesn't matter to me. If anything it negatively affects how attractive i think they are. An Asian girl would have to be more attractive and even then, a cute Asian girl is less attractive than a cute European girl in my opinion.
>>33785315Isn't it funny he wants to call me racist while fawning over me when I put black lipstick on. Must be a reverse JH.
>>33785313Suit pants and sneakers are not a match yeah, but i hope that you have fun discovering things that make you look and feel nice
>>3378484910
>>33785301FNo. I want a confident man.
>>33785318Never keep facial hair. Specially beards.
>>33784866why would I do that?
>>33785324Share
>>33785326I shaved but my male friends told me being clean shaven makes me look too young. They said if I’m not gong back to full beard then either go full stubble or mustache goatee
Women what's your take on the often repeated line of "what women say they want and what women actually want are two different things"?
>>33785265>freshly washed and styled hair >jewelry>clean, well fitting clothes>brathats not zero effort, thats like 50% effort compared to actual zero effortalso, to pull off the zero effort look you have to put in continuous effort like good diet, exercise, skin care etc because if she was fat, pimply and looked like she lives off of pizza and coke, this same look would look homeless
>>33785330They're trying to make you look homoerotic and old, women prefer to kiss clean shaved men and it's more hygenic
>>33785265M. Wish way more women were like this
>>33785329only my gf gets to hear my moans sorry
>>33785331Incel brain rot
>>33785177M, race wouldn't stop me from dating a girl I like, but it might give them a boost. Asian girls are pretty cute, but it wouldn't stop me from marrying a hispanic .
>>33785335Then i'll trust your gf
women on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you actually like veiny hands?
If I'm a twink is it possible to become big and have broad shoulders at 23 by working out?
>>33785322OH MY GOD IT WAS YOU ABSOLUTELY BASED BLUEVALKYRIE BRO IM DYING LMAO
>>337853399
>>33785332My sister looks like that and lives off pizza and cola and zero effort
GenderWhat headphones do you use?
Women, now that TayTay has chokeslammed feminism straight into hell and is about to get married and pop out a bunch of kids, how are you preparing for your own tradwife conversion?
We need state mandated wives
>>33785339the veins aren't the nicest part really, it's more that I like big but slender hands with even skin and elegant nail bedsthat often comes with tastefully visible veins because only tall guys with low bf% have those kind of hands a stubby hand that looks like the guy is about to fall over from heart failure because his arteries are so clogged they stand out like ropes shoved under his skin isn't hot at all
>>33785348What is this fag saying
>>33785348There's nothing anti-feminist about getting married or having kids. You're just retarded.
>>33785322>outsmarted both the jeet and the namefagI kneel.
>>33785348I don’t know who that is
>>33785346MaleHifiman HE400i
>>33785346Cheap ones because my expensive ones kept breaking and I'm making about 20% while everything costs 50%-200% more and u need to survive
>>33785355What kind of jeet brand headphones is this?
>>33785350>only tall guysi'm not tall and i have slim veiny hands...
>>33785344sure but she's like what? 17? it will catch up to her at some point
>>33785322You are now my favourite poster high IQ anon
MenHow would you feel if one of your guy friends told you that he fucked or is going to fuck a tranny? He's straight btw
>>33785350honestly the same applies to women hands
>>33785340>If I'm a twink is it possible to become big No, no gym for bones
>>33785359you forgot about the big and slender part slim hands on short men just looks like girl hands
>>33785358It's a Chinese company. They make planar magnetic headphones. They're honestly the best headphones I've ever used, and I have a pair of Beyerdynamic DT770 Pro that sit on a hook not being used.
>>33785363i'd judge him based on how well the tranny passed.
>>33785363I would delete my YouTube channel because that means I’ve won and there is nothing more humiliating I can think of
>>33785363More power to him. But I do prefer not to hear about friends sexual lives. I had a friend who constantly told me about her hookups and it made me jealous
>>33785364absolutely, everything is prettier on tall slender people
>>33785352Tell that to the feminists losing their shit over it
>>33785367oh okay, sorry
>>33785368>bing bing wahoo!Real men use their speaker so everyone can hear how much a faggot they are being
>>33785372glad we can agree!
>>33785373Nta but go back posting hashtags on twitter please
>>33785373If there are it's like 8 of them. What I actually see is a bunch of right wing youtube men *saying* that women are losing their minds. But whatever, you're free to pretend you care about it if you want.
>>33785075I'll try that
>>33785376Bro do you know how many people are going to see what you did lmao I can’t even begin to fathom the amount of shame and embarrassment you must be feeling kek
>>33785346fcheap china trash because I am not an audio snob, if I can hear the music, thats all I need looked it up, apparently it's called picun nc60 looks like pic rel does the job and is comfy and actually long battery time even if I let them lay around for months
>>33785373This kind of low IQ "someone said it on twitter so that means it's a majority opinion" thing that developed in the last 15 years needs to be studied
>>33785363Fist bump bro. But like the other anon said, I would judge him depending on how well she passes
Left leaning women , what’s your poltical dealbreaker for dating? Like, I’m like a step before whatever you’d consider a socialist on my poltical leanings. I don’t like capitalism too much but I’m wary about going fully to the other side
>>33785349>"thank you for filling out our form. You may pick up your assigned wife at the local government office">open the door the find a fat Black single mom>"ayo sugah let's do this" she says as she stares at her phone"
>>33785386>she
>>33785349I disagree. I think women like menSee >>33785350So relationships can happen. The problem is that women all hate being loyal to one man. They(starting with the divorce queens, the boomers) have been relationship jumping, monkey branching, etc. for so long that men have dropped out of having relationships at all.Government mandated anything doesn't do anything here. The women just aren't in it for more than 2-3 year by choice.
>>33785361She's 34 with two kids
>>33785391>I think women like menIs there any proof of this whatsoever? Any at all?
A really small percentage of men deserves to have a penis
>>33785384Normie echo chambers have been around for centuries, that’s why we have religion
>>33785371Are you a girl or guy?If you're a guy that would be fucked up if she told you all that without giving you any, but as a girl to girl it seems normal
>>33785392good for her then but sounds like a freak case
kawaii dake ja, dame desuka? :(
>>33785388I need him to be at least a little racist, any woman hating I smell is a red flag, not Catholic is a dealbreaker
>>33785399Nta but sounds normal to me
>>33785393nta and men are amazing, but as the other anon said, it's a question of dosis men are amazing for like 3 months and then it becomes draining af and you need a break to recover
>>33785350I would post my hand if I wasn't lazy. I got what you're looking for
>>33785395>that's why we have religionThat's different since there's one book, not much room (relatively) to misrepresent popular opinion
>>33785400eeeh? naniiii?
GirlsThoughts on Mtf trans people?
>>33785407I don't even believe women can pretend to like a man for that long.
>>33785393Yeah i linked the post of a woman liking men that's like, right there.And like, personal experience and ask the relationships out there
>>33785404to live off pizza and coke, be 34 with two kids and look like a pop star? idk about that anon... have you been around many middle aged mothers lately?
>>33785411Mentally ill and disgusting, product of modern times
>>33785413She likes men's hands. She doesn't say anything that would indicate she likes men.
>>33785408I will just imagine it in my head, thanks>>33785412maybe not you but with some men we don't have to pretend at all
>>33785411The based crew, I have new found respect and friendship for all MTF operators
Would you date someone with questionable work/life balance? Someone who spend days to weeks just focused and consumed on work all the time with like small glimpses of socialization and romantic outings? Maybe even on dates you can tell he is thinking about work a little bit. Change work to passion/life balance? Would it make a difference?
>>33785414I'm assuming she's a busy person and doesn't put a lot of care into some things, but it's not that tragic
>>33785388Any amount or right leaning is a deal breaker. socialist/communist purists are dealbreaker too.
>>33785419Me and like 98% of men in general, apparently.
>>33785426become the 2% then
>>33785409>retard thinks the bible is the only religion How are you unironically also part of this group of people?
>>33785428>retard thinks cuckstianity is the only religion with a single holy book
>>33785427>become a dark tetrad psychopathNah, I'm good.
>>33783676FWarm chocolate brownie with semisweet chocolate chunks with an airy vanilla scoop, topped with whip cream and drizzled with dark chocolate syrup and chocolate shavings. Then a bit of maraschino cheery juice on the brownie
>>33785425I wonder if purity testers take it to dating. I can just imagine a young amped up communist in college meeting a girl and hearing her say “well, I don’t think America is THAT bad”, and losing their shit
>>33785431then stop whining, ugh
>>33785411Love them! Follow your heart, sis
>>33785411Absolutely based maneuverer
>>33785399She's not a freak case. She's just normal, works a real job, oldest kid is 11, married 14 years, has no idea how to makeup, plays video games and eats whole bags of beef jerky and licorice with me. She has some service send her normie clothes to wear so she can look semi professional at work. Zero effort.
>>33785411Nor here nor there, As long as they don't demand anything of me, they're cool people.
GendersWould you call an MtF trans person valid?
Women, what shampoo do you use? I just tried moroccan oil. Sucks it's an isreali product, but damn, my hair smells nice wtf.
>>33785444Probably not but it definitely helps to have the narcissistic sociopaths on your side
>>33785418Men's hands are attached to men. They most certainly lose their appeal if removed. So i think they like men
>>33785444Depends
>>33785448the best scent ever is the olaplex clarifying shampoo
>>33785450Not really how that works.
>>33785442NtaSome people just have what I would kill for. effortlessly.
>>33785453Women is this true?
Women, what minor things about a guy can give you an ick that makes them a person you wouldn’t date?
>>33785457I like attractive men and i'm not engaging in retarded discussions
>>33785444How come there are so few FtM trans people compared to MtF?Just seems weird, like it should be more even.
>>33785458Vaping Anime obsession
>>33785421Is it wrong that i think i would like her even more, and feel small beside her, I would do everything in my power to make her feel better, knowing damn well how people are or they can be. I would understand and respect what she would be going through, and try to make life easier for her when she got home. What little time she spent at it anyway.
I had subway for lunch today and noticed they’ve started doing Philly cheesesteaks; Christcucks, I apologize you were right, the end times are truly upon us.
>>33785460Being a girl is cute
>>33785418Right so, women like men>>33785459
>>33785444MNo, I dont call any person valid. Sounds stupid.
>>33785460Somehow even men are better at being women than women
>>33785469They don't, though.
>>33785473>women don’t like jeetsFTFY
>>33785471Spoken like a true ugly man
>>33785465nice!
Women, what are subtle things that make you rethink your opinion about a man?
>>33785479His attraction towards the male gender
>>33785463I ate subway as my only meal everyday for like 6 months, and subway is overpriced and gross. Random delis are always so much better, or there's stuff like wawa. Or at least Jimmy John's which has horseradish sauce for good sandwiches and better portions
>>33785452>8.5oz>32$Jesus, wtf. I'm sniffing my hair rn and I just wanna take a picture of the scent. Maybe I'll look for the olaplex one day. Is it a fem smell though?
>>33785477I have a girlfriend
>>33785486You really wanted to pick the worst reply huh
>>33785460Trannyism is dead and old hat fad. Get a new topic
>>33785483You haven’t hit rock bottom until you’ve had gas station sushi at 3am and survived, a rite of passage for all truecels
>>33785458Hmm. Sticking to only minor things and not major incompatibilities like politics/hygiene/lifestyle/shared interests/etc: - rude to waitstaff/customer service workers- talks down about other women- makes fun of his friends behind their backs- doesn't say thank you- always late or can't stick to plans- snores loudly (& won't try to fix it)- very picky eater - doesn't like travel or adventure
>>33785488At least I’m not a pajeet kek
>>33785472Funny but this is what guarantees men don't post anything about themselves. No hand posting, no voice posting, etc.
>>33785491This is the gayest thing I’ve seen today I’m so glad I chose to be single
>>33785491I don't do any of these except I don't care about travel. I'll go, but I've particularly never wanted to travel. Every trip I've been on was with family.
>>33785495Really? Looks like basic humanity requests to me.
>>33785491>snores loudly (& won't try to fix it)You can't actually fix it. The "bad respiration" meme isn't true for everyone, for most loud snorers it's their tongue position, and there's nothing they can do about it
>>33785490I've done that multiple times. I have a good stomach. Remove ice from car with hand to see while driving and wash question sushi idown with 3 day old beer left in can.
>>33785498This is the type of girl that marries a nice guy and just dissociates the entirety of her marriage while reading novel erotica as a form of escapism
>>33785491>doesn't like travel or adventureTranslation: must be rich.
>>33785500Omg I am rattled, your final boss of iron stomach has to be jeet vindaloo
>>33785491nta but how am I so bad at finding good relationships if I'm tall skinny good looks and have the opposite of all of these
>>33785494How do you mean
>>33785491>- doesn't like travel or adventureI wonder when gold diggers and hookup-inclined women "adventurers" will get tired of this shtick.
Men, what minor things about a girl can give you an ick that makes her a person you wouldn’t date?
>>33785505Fuck off retard real men are speaking
>>33785510When she starts talking about traveling and where she went on other people's money, planning and effort.
>>33785510>'playfully' bitchy or mean to methat gets old real fast
I like men on bikes, military clothes, armor, some worker uniforms, working out, washing vehiclesI have a bit of homo taste inside me
An ode to femanon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUlXDRayvQ
>>33785510Positivity obsessed, choosing to be deliberately ignorant of consequences and criticism is the fastest way to ruin your life; my ex had this problem and she still spends everyday day of her life trying to emulate living like me, a real man
>>33785510PickleballIf I see anything about it on a dating app profile, if you talk about it with me or your friends, if it's something you do, I'm out. Every single foid I've ever seen who said something about pickleball was completely insufferable.
>>33785515Nah that’s cute that means they like you, didn’t you ever watch Jimmy Neutron?
>>33785491>snores loudlyKill me. It's so true though>>33785499Eh, not necessarily true. Father uses a machine paid by insurance. People sometimes pay for surgeries. Rather than spend surgery money, I rigged up a mid solution that I think works decently well, but I've been too lazy to record myself. Shit, maybe I'll do it tonight. Maybe I spent like 30 bucks, and for the rest of my life I need to buy tape. My biggest issue is that a girl who wakes up to me isn't gonna see the most natural looking sight, fml. Oh well
>>33785506I have eaten it, although it takes a certain degree of apathy towards living to get to eating it that i don't always have. I will not have the dungcakes or eat off the ground like I have seen thoughMissing me ex. She liked food too and yolo with me but was pickier than me and it kept me above water.
>>33785523The cure to male loneliness
>>33785523Whats pickleball
>>33785510There’s a type of girl who isn’t necessarily a gold digger but still loves name brand stuff and spending.osr people I’ve met like that are actually high achieving educated women. It’s just that I’m pretty non materialistic and admittedly can be frugal, it wouldn’t mesh
>>33785527This went from being such a chad post to being so depressing in a manner of seconds
>>33785529Literally the first time i came across it wtf
>>33785510she watches fashion or makeup or vegan or feminist influencers.
>>33785499what i care about is him acknowledging that my sleep is important & trying to find solutions. If snoring was the only downside a guy had & was otherwise perfect: it wouldn't be a dealbreaker if he at least showed effort/we tried other solutions like sleeping separately if it keeps waking me up or w/e. >>33785503>>33785509actually I mostly like camping. i just want a hiking buddy who I can snuggle with in a tent :( it's one of the cheapest kinds of adventure there is... I backcountry camp in free spots mostly. all my travel is on a budget.
>>33785510>Always talking about some bullshit that happened to someone I don't even know.>Can never decide where to eat but shoots down all your suggestions>Spends way to long getting ready and makes us late to everything.>Whenever we have an argument brings up that her mom is on her side, like why should I give a fuck? Of course she's on your side she's your mom.>She gets home 2 hours earlier than me and doesn't walk the dog so I have to walk him even though it's dark out already.>Keeps saying how funny Chris from work is.>Leaves the house and takes the TV that I had before she even moved in.>Starts saying she wants the dog that she never even took care of and he doesn't even like her.>Makes me have to break my lease and move back in with my parents for 3 months where my commute to work is like and hour and a half each way because I can't afford the apartment anymore.If you do any of this shit it's fucking over, I'm serious.
>>33785530Most* people I’ve met
>>33785510>minorWhat isn't major? I can't think of anything minor. She could season her food with her dandruff as long as she doesn't fail the major ones. Like of she's mean or disconnected from reality.
>>33785535>i just want a hiking buddy who I can snuggle with in a tentTranslation: likes shitting on the ground like a filthy animal.
>>33785530>wants a high maintenance bitch None of you have ever had a girlfriend like this please stop this nonsense >>33785533Fucking kek vindaloo bastard acting mighty silly
>>33785535>actually I mostly like camping. i just want a hikingGood luck prefiltering guys based on this who would go camping with you but aren't doing it on their own or with their expansive adventurer group, which they must also have.
>>33785510liking terrible tv or movies without realizing it's terrible
>>33785544So you won't date a woman who like different movies and TV shows unless she placates you by saying they're bad?
Normies are based
Is it worth it to try to get back with an ex who recently broke up to you? I don’t think I’ll ever do better than her and she broke up with me because “the spark wasn’t there anymore” but I don’t know what that means even after more explanation.
>>33785542Women hate camping, biologically they require a certain degree of comfort and safety if exposed to elements for too long>>33785545Jai shre ram saar JAI HIND
>>33785546Didn't say that, since I watch a lot of bad movies myself
>>33785510Accepting her role as a cog in the meat grinder without at least passive resistance.
>>33782006Haven't had it yet
>>33785548No, you shouldn't date someone who's not attracted to you anymore
>>33785549>biologically they require a certain degree of comfort and safety if exposed to elementsNo doubt about it. From demanding 15 camping trips per year she'll upgrade to wanting at least a 4 star hotel and her bf taking time off work to fly around like a maniac.
>>33785548>because “the spark wasn’t there anymore” but I don’t know what that means even after more explanation.She fell in love with someone else. possibly cheated on you as well
I have a weakness for women singing. Even if it's not good. 10/10 move at winning me over on a date is her singing along with her favorite song, even if it's terrible.I know you didn't ask but I just heard the woman the apartment over sing along with her music and just had to say how nice it is
>>33785549F I like camping, as long as i know one of us is armed, i'm all for it. There are bears and lions out there just walking around.
>>33785510>icks specifically, not just any type of dealbreakerLooks down on people, egotistical, extremely __-ist, argumentative, unwilling to concede or listen, only her way goes,selfish, not generous, obsessed with money,"high maintenence" (vague), picky eater, doesn't want to do or try new things, irresponsible, bad friend, doesn't take care of herself well, super filthy,
Ask the bears walking around for help if you're around a man.
>>33785548Imo, yolo. She says no 99% of the time but we live for 1% chances
>>33785551I need you to explain this more to me.
How many picky eaters are there in this world
>>33785561Oh my bad, I skipped over the word "minor", thought guys were just listing icks. I guess picky eater is the most minor, I really like food and want to be with someone who wants to try foods too.
>>33785553But she never said she’s not attracted to me. It sounds like she was bored of me and I do realize I became complacent but she didn’t even give me an opportunity to try harder on that end. I was working harder to save up for something for us but I was so tired from work that I had less energy at home.I just needed a chance man…I don’t know what to do.
>>33785565I wouldn't worry about it. She just wants men to eat her fried onion stew with garlic and peanut butter.
>>33785561What if she has allergies.
>>33785565Too many. Am the boomers I know are picky eaters but with bad taste. I'm too hungry to be picky. Hopefully most foids aren't picky eaters
>>33785554Going camping is already a masculine activity, bringing a woman along just seems like a bad omen waiting to happen, it was bad luck to have a woman onboard a ship in the 1800’s, they absolutely knew>>33785558I also happen to be walking around
>>33785569Dint know what you're talking about but that sounds legit
>>33785565FI look picky, but i have allergies. Im trying to not be rude, but i might die.
>>33785565Probably more than ant eaters in the the world
>>33785579Ah, but if you look picky then you are picky. Perception is reality.
Men who don’t like foreplay, clit stimulation , or giving oral, how is your sex life?
>>33785571Be careful, Toronto Pajeet might speed run getting rejected by her any second now
>>33785582This is true.
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>>33785579This is why you don’t bring a liability into a literal LARP survival scenario outdoors
>>33785584Well, it doesn't exist, as usual.
>nicknames you called your ex that you can no longer useAsk the good ones>nicknames you still have in reserve for usePorkchopState gender and post yours
>>33785589too early, bro
>>33785572That's not an ick then cause it wasn't by her choice. A woman who gets cancer and has to lose her hair is just as attractive and loved as she was before, but a woman who chooses to have her daily hair like a Trollz doll doesn't have as nice hair.Dealbreaker wise, I've met multiple people that couldn't eat a bunch of stuff for different reasons that affected how the friend group ate out. Didn't really matter to me at all, but for a relationship, it'd be really hard cause I like food and variety. I'd have to really really really like the girl to put up with her not being able to eat 10 common food items or categories. 1 allergy isn't the end of the world though.
>>33785594Sloppenheimer, because she gives BOMB head
Goodnight yall
reading what men in this thread think camping is like is very very funny I'll be honest. none of you leave the basement lmao
>>33785618Nighto
Girls, how do you feel when you see fictional characters like this?
>>33785631I’m indian and I would absolutely jerk off to this cartoon, love from Canada
>>33785510cankleshipdips
>>33785631Navel looks too low
honestly i actually like hearing my husband snores it makes me feel safe
>>33785665Enjoy your ban saar
>>33785631Fine. Her boobs look weird, but it’s fictional so doesn’t matter
>>33785193Sounds like you have communication issues.
