Ask and you shall receiveOld: >>33785577
Bugs and humans all the sameCrawl into a cornerTell 'em that you had enough
I'm horny!
Men would you rather have a dick bigger than your gf’s tits, or a her tits to be big enough to fully cover your dick?
>>33788637horny thread already its no good
I want a gf so much>>33788652I don't care
>>33788637What's that red thing Nijika is stabbing?
>>33788652Big tits any day. They're so rare because every man wants them and they are always taken.
>>33788652I'm really into paizuri, though I haven't experienced it yet. But I think a gf with tits big enough to fully cover my dick would be ideal for that, as long as my dick stays the same size. I have a big dick, so she'd need to have real massive tits, though.
To femanons, how can an acne scared autistic man fuck you?
>>33788656I think its the reddit mascot thing lol
>>33788669Go back to cage wagie
>>33788669>atoga thread>blogposts and babbles about retarded nonsense for attention This is why I hate women
>>33788670Rape would be the only way.
>>33788669Are you EVER sober dude
>>33788676Sad
>>33788670He doesn’t
>>33788675I'm not a woman you bleedin moronWomen are awesome stop being a sexist cunt >>33788673I've been fucking waging like hell why do you think I'm on my manic shit rn??Holy fuck if I can charge my phone a bit more I promise I'll make a voca of me testing my new field bomb lol
>>33788677Actually I've been totally sober most of this month due to poverty and also healthmaxxing Turns out I am just mentally deranged lol
>>33788676And like 95% of autistic dudes are either skinnyfat (even 50/50 fight with a female) or obese (brisk jog to escape)
>>33788683Cunts lost it
>>33788687Its ok I would also go insane if I had to live in England anon
>>33788637M or FAre you athletic?
>>33788694F I used to be
>>33788637Why is the bocchi who's name I don't remember killing.... is it reddit?
>>33788694FNot really, I swim sometimes
>>33788694F. I work out often but I don't do anything special. I'm not very athletic.
>>33788694MI've been working out for the past month, and I'm seeing a lot of results, so maybe? I grew up ridiculously athletic, but I've been a couch potato since I graduated high school. I hope I can keep the habit up this time.
>>33788700>>33788656She's expressing herself
>>33788694MYeah, I workout a lot to try to make up for my face. (Ik women care about your face way more but i think its still a little better than being ugly AND fat).
>>33788730I assume this is the international signage for sneaky link
Why are women so evil
>>33788735https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_pluralism
>>33788735Women if you ever post something like this, you are the bad guy. No husband material guy will waste time on you if you post something like this.
https://youtu.be/G1C1MFv7CKUNew Hazbin Hotel
>>33788694Cute boy
fyi racism makes you an undateable retard btw
>>33788738>One experiment concluded that between short term and long-term relationships, males and females prioritized different things. It was shown that both preferred physical attractiveness for short term mates. However, for long term, females preferred males with traits that indicated that they could be better caretakers, whereas the males did not change their priorities.EXCEEDINGLY rare woman w?
>>33788740Forget that, new Invinciblehttps://youtu.be/Xg8aWV14vSs
>>33788743In your containment zone, which I'm happy for you to stay in
>>33788743What about shocking your dog when it stands up?
>>33788670>Acne scarsTretinoin faggot>AutismIt's a quirk now. Aim for gen z liberal chicks. Also learn to not shut the fuck up. Just keep talking. Like endlessly.
Blonde femanons, how does it feel to mog the other girls?
>>33788743Are you sure? On Twitter there quite few babes who dont mind at all
>>33788750>learn to not shut the fuck up. Just keep talking. Like endlessly.No way telling some zoomette the entire Gaulish campaign ending with alesia (talking even as I breeth in like treebeard) gets me a gf
>>33788747>>33788749>>33788753forgot how many soulless chud moids itt there are
>>33788755bro, the trick is to lead into a topic and then let her speak about how she feels about it, and just let her yap
>>33788738>Based on this matrilateral bias they calculated the rate of cuckoldry to be roughly 13% to 20%.[10] These estimates were refuted by Y-chromosome tracking[11] and HLA tracking[12][13] that put the estimates between 1-2%. David Buss, prominent evolutionary psychologist, cited this evidence as a reason to be sceptical of dual-mating strategy hypothesis.[14]
>>33788752>worst opinion everdark hair is objectively more attractive.
Women would you rather jerk off the first guy who ask, or a 5’7" bat?
>>33788758But the post I was replying advised for me to be the one talking, yours advises the opposite
>>33788761you'd maybe have an arguement for red hair, but overall, blonde is just betterits literally gold
>>33788761
>>33788760I posted the link and I also just realized the original study is from the 2000's and probably doesn't reflect modern women at all. From what I've seen, most women just care about the short term and facial attractiveness.
What's sth people often said about you that turned out to be true?
Why do girls get an Iud? Obviously I understand the pregnancy aspect, but if the girl isn't very sexually active? I've heard it stops periods to some extent. Genuinely clueless beyond the basics.
>>33788764girls love to yap about themselves, you just have to listen and ask a question every now and then. if you can keep a conversation going, girls love if you have a clear passion for something, as long as it isnt pants on head retarded, if you can convincingly talk about your passion, that works wonders
>>33788761>dark hair is objectively more attractive.wrong
>>33788772>>33788765>both pics are dirty blonde womenthe jokes write themselves
>>33788768>From what I've seenWell there's you problem. What you see is the worst of the worst, because that's what the algorithm has figured out you like to see
>>33788774I wouldn't consider dirty blonde a "dark" hair color though.
>>33788774dirty blonde is still blonde you retard
>>33788771There is no woman in this world who finds my enthusiam for ancient rome, playing golf, watching football or deadliting as much as possible without injury anything better than neutral.
>>33788694M I guess. I can do 20 pull ups does that count?
>>33788780yknow what fine have it ur way and just leave all the dark hair women for us coomer
>>33788652I'm mostly happy with my dick and I'm not crazy about huge titsCan I just get my threeskin back again?
Foids need ur advice>Have female friend>Used to be irl friends, now online>Would waste her time with endless messages and she would respond>Eventually stops responding one time>Double text>Get drunk last night>Leave voice mail "UHHHH HAI I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AM RETARDED">She repliesWhat now foids
>>33788785hell yeah thats like elite level for pull-ups. im stuck at around 10 reps in a row myself, what did u do to get to 20 and how long did it take?
>>33788790What did she reply with?
>>33788769I'm a bad person, I'm ugly, and I should kill myselfI won't, because I won't be a benefit to others so easilyBut they're right, I should
>>33788796hello *crying emoji*I went "sorry i was intoxicated" then she went "oh no worries lol"
Should I ask my E-GF if we are still an E-couple it seems like she is being ignoring me a lot. To be fair I kind of flirted with a lot of girls in the same chat.
>>33788790You’re too childish You’re an adult act like one
>>33788801E RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT RELATUINSHIPSYOU FUCKING RETARDS. GO OUTSIDE PLEASE
>>33788793I started around 5 crappy ones, then I did weighted pull ups by adding like 5lb a month on 3x5. It’s been a little under a year and I can pull 90lb now so I was able to do 20 without really training it specifically. But I thought elite was like 40?
>>33788801I dont know if she still likes me or not. At first I didn't like her but now that she is ignoring me I want her.
>>33788694MI want to be, so badly. I'm so stressed from daily life it feels like a Herculean task just to get out of bed, let alone go to the gym.
>>33788802Acting like an adult feels creepy idk why
>>33788804I am unable to have real word relationships for various reasons this is the best I can get.
>>33788809Because you're still a child deep down, literal mental illness
>>33788761Based and true.
>>33788800>oh no worries lolyeah its fucking over LOL
>>33788649Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33788637Is this true? Will I escape the curse if I do this?
>>33788816Why what I don't get it
>>33788817Hi!
>>33788813Would it really be mental illness
>>33788817Is this why so many girls get fucked by their fathers
>>33788769>What's sth people often said about you that turned out to be true?I'm too reserved, not sure about the autism, it's probably ptsd, add and or something else
>>33788814real ass nigga
>>33788825they dont i hope
>>33788818NAG, I don't understand how that would make me less of a female volcel. I'd probably be even more disgusted with men
Anons would you forgive me if I manipulated you and did a lot of things just to get (yous). Stuff like pretending to be both sexes and bait stuff.
>>33788832well volcel is different than incelyoure nitpicking it
right now i'm listening to the carol symphony by victor-hely hutchinson. it's very good. this is part of my recent infatuation with 20th century english composers such as william walton, malcolm arnold, sir arnold bax, and havergal brian to name a few. brian's gothic symphony is outstanding and reminds me of the grandiose structure of anton bruckner's symphonies which are also excellent. classical music reminds me of culture and history and makes me feel grounded, but i also see music as a formal system comparable to logic but dealt with channeling instances of various geists rather than generalized experimental method or anything like perceived regularity in nature... when i listen to brahms i think about austria-hungary. i think socialism is right and the only way for humanity to replace wage labor as a mode of production and free markets as a mode of distribution is by rationally solving social relations and in doing so reabsorbing or reallocating key responsibilities of the state, such that the state eventually dissolves and is replaced by a kind of human blockchain that's ultimately pragmatic. there is too much to say on this topic and it exhausts me and i'm not as young mentally as i used to be, still i am smarter but harder stirred to action, less free to myself to write. everything i've written i have written before, so it exhausts me, but i can always say more.
>>33788818If you arent obese, unironically yes. if you wanna go for the any% wr bf run just loudly say "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" after you sit down.
>>33788822>he doesn't know
>>33788834No. wait fuck I fell for it
>>33788840Legit I don't get it dude. Is it like shes like "why did you leave me a voice mail?" "Oh, it's because you were drunk. Makes sense."
>>33788834I'm an objectively bad person and even when I do good things it's for bad reasons, I can't really judge you for shitposting on the shitposting board
>>33788769I’m a sociopath
>>33788694M. Yes. RFK is my hero and I'm working on doing the Pete and Bobby Challenge of 50 pullups and 100 pushups in 10 minutes for the past 2 months or so. I'm able to do it in 12. Ran 6 (slow) miles on the weekend. Hit up the gym with my work wife after work for swimming/weightlifting/jogging - lifted for the first time in about 5 years this week. No dad bod here. Used to be in better shape, but my body is looking pretty good.
State genderWhat are some things that make you feel attracted to someone?What are some things that make you feel repulsed by someone?
>>33788854MHer being my cousinHer not being my cousin
Femanons, do you think you would be a good mom?
>>33788854F>attractedDisabilities, like being blind or deaf, but not any of the really severe ones desu>repulsedWhen they mostly talk and don't really ask many questions
>>33788854M>What are some things that make you feel attracted to someone?Idk but one time my ex woke me up with a knife to my throat and I got bricked. So I guess mental instability.What are some things that make you feel repulsed by someone?Blonde hair
Genders, how fast is your Internet? I suspect one gender's is much faster on average.
Would you marry a Japanese porn star? I think I would for some reason I don't count Japanese men as men. The women remain cute unlike western women which their skin looks like leather and their vaginas look horrific. Am I wrong.
>>33788860Have you played katawa shoujo yet and did it make you gay
>>33788868What is that
>>33788864M, slow as fuck cuz of my area
>>33788864MClose to a gigabit down, about 40 Mbps up
>>33788860>DisabilitiesWe have many retards here, see anything you like? :p
Cold approching has like a 10 - 25 % rate. What now? How am I suppose to get a woman. I think getting one at work is gay.
>>33788871The best visual novel game. Like just straight-up, objectively the best of the genre. Involves dating disabled girls. Its also free. Pls spend the rest of your night playing it.
>>33788823Why are you horny, horny?
>>33788857https://hitomi.la/manga/boshinication-english-176880-986867For whoever ends up asking.
>>33788863:/ sometimes all a woman can do is try.. and then ignore.
>>33788879All you need is a van, a puppy, and some rope, and the puppy is optional
State GenderDo you ever feel that your efforts and attempts go unnoticed? Like nothing you do is good enough?
>>33788886All three are optional if you're strong enough.
GenderWho was more attrative, Celopatra or Nephrotiti?
>>33788887>Like nothing you do is good enough?MI know I'm not good enough so it checks out
How would you feel about a maternal breadwinner in the family?
>>33788890MCleopatra
>>33788857>shotaposting every threadWhy?
Nerds, moids and femannoys,How long does it take for you to develop trust for someone you recently started dating?
>>33788896I should trust them before we start dating
Togies,If I think I may actually want to spend the rest of my life with someone - should I tell them or let it play out?
>>33788867>>33788857>>33788890I know these dumbass questions are a samefag, but I cant prove it.
>>33788896I wouldn't date someone I don't trust
>>33788854MKind eyes, a nice smile, big buttTrashy behaviours
>>33788844>>33788790/atoga/ does make me feel better about myself. I'm glad I'm not this pathetic nigga lmao
Anyone noticed how when women let loose their sexuality things become very grim and dark, like their is not limits on what they will do. I can like to watch that stuff when I want to feel bad.
>>33788897Do you believe in levels of trust?
>>33788887MAll the time. But it is what it is.
>>33788900I love and covet the voca where JH says 'atogies' so much. She's such a gem.
>>33788907Yes, but I don't really know what your question is asking then
>>33788887F, no. I feel like I always put in a ton of effort. And while not immediate, I feel like I'm overall always making progress towards my personal goals directly because of that effort.
>>33788887MNah, but I also do tangible things in the world as well as emotional labour for mentally ill people online
>>33788805nah man, 20 is elite by definition. you are better at pull-ups than 99% of the population.
>>33788901I am just the first and I can prove it.
>>33788909link pls
>>33788909I have literally never said that. I've never typed it out. And I've never even THOUGHT it. You've either hallucinated or mixed me up with another femanon.
>>33788864MParent's house is old, so the wiring isn't great. We are supposed to be getting 1Gbps, but IDK... My bedroom the ethernet is all fucked ups, so I have to use a powerline adapter, and while better than WiFi (don't even get me started about all the deadzones in our house), it's only about 10-20% better than WiFi.
>>33788901>>33788890fuck you all
>>3378886490 Mb/s down, 170 Mb/s up apparently.I wonder why it's slower down than up?
>>33788901The first is some weird schizo that keep shilling that kind of porn-related question here the last few weeks.Would not be surprised they end up on a sex-offender registry. You can see the patterns in his retarded posts. Archive-chan probably has all the receipts.
>>33788882I'm male.
>>33788919It was definitely you, don't lie.
>>33788879Cold approach 10 women.
>>33788919Ayy-Too-GahAh-Toga
E-GF keeps ignoring me should I ask her if we are just friends now? She is E-pregnant we cant just simply undo our child. What do I do now.
>>33788934It's time for an e-bortion
>>33788934Kek
>>33788934LOL... damn.Well, at least you tried.
>>33788854MHairy pits, spoiled attitude but not in a bitchy way, like she literally is so sheltered she doesn't know her ridiculous demands are in fact ridiculous. Yes, I date Chinese and Indian girls, how did you know? >repulsedWatched Sex and the City, Girls, or any other stupid dumb slut show.>>33788856I accidentally dated a cousin once, she was super into it, I was not.
>>33788670If you are ugly only from behind so I don't have to see you
>>33788940>accidentally dated a cousin onceCan you elaborate a little bit
Women, would you date a man who believes that any history without video evidence should be considered as likely fake and treated like a fantasy, and that the only thing that matters in world affairs is the last ~120 years?
Gender, would you date a person who had smart home things in their home?
>>33788940>I accidentally dated a cousin once, she was super into it, I was not.Keked at the phrasingTbh I don't really get why incest is a big deal (but it bothers others) so it's just a good shitposting tool, sorry about your relationship
>>33788735Define evil
>>33788929You know how much I like getting any excuse to repost all my dumb vocas, I know for sure I've never said that while sober, at least. Post it if I actually said it, because I feel like I'm crazy if I have.>>33788933The latter is objectively correct.
>>33788949I would probably think he is retarded. One of those dudebro do your own research types that simultaneously believes in nothing and the dumbest bullshit, and has zero critical thinking skills or ability differentiate between reality or madeup bullshit.If he was really pleasant to be around aside from that maybe though...
>>33788854MAttraction:Cute (over bimbo), fashionable (aka smart dresser and not just chasing trends), smooth hair/skin, loyal, empathetic and smart.Repulse:Looking down on others, racist, lazy, materialistic and addiction to social media/selfies.
>>33788953I don't have the link. I swear to god it's was you, I'm the person who has been saying you have a cute speech impediment for like the last 3 years. I know what your vocas sound like. it was maybe like 2 months ago.
>>33788946I've discussed it before, but over dinner on our first date she talked excitedly about how her mom's maiden name was in fact my last name, and we found out we had the same grandad. She then proceeded to creep me the fuck out by claiming that our family was "good people" and that we had similar ethics (LMAO) so we should just see where things went. I am actually ashamed of myself to say that we did go on a second date, wherein she flat out tried to play up my non-existent incest fetish as a reason we should make it official.We're both married to people that we aren't related to now but I saw her a few years ago at a family gathering and it was super weird, had to keep my wife away from her.
>>33788801Have you actually seen her naked? I don't think she's your e-gf until she watches you cum at least
>>33788960Not him and entirely unrelated but can u critique my voice lmaohttps://voca.ro/1fesks9E4NjN
How do I find women that want to watch me cum on cameraI'm willing to do it with a lapel mic
>>33788752Can't answer not blonde
>>337888643.31 mdps
>>33788752Thank you for this, Anon.
>>33788960First off, I ain't got no speech issues. Secondly, I feel like I'd remember posting something like that within the past couple months. I haven't had a drunk voca tirade ITT in over a year, I think.
>>33788966Yeah bud I'm sure the problem is the sound quality
>>33788780
>>33788966I hope you know, the dudes that do that kind of shit on cam... it's ONLY dudes watching you, lmao. That little "heterosexual/straight" tag isn't fooling anyone.
>>33788976Do I need the camera to support HDR so that the milky white of my cum contrasts more with the dark black of my deskOr is it that I need to be streaming in 4k@60 instead of 1080@60
>>33788985Corn-fed hands wrote that.
Post genderDo you write in print or in cursive or in a mix
>racist man>always dating a non-white woman>vehement anti-racist non-white woman>always dating a tall white manexplain
>>33788991MA mix. I hate cursive Fs and Ss
Too early for schizo hours.Chill out, everyone. Gets some coffee or something.
>>33788991M I don’t know much cursive
>>33788790You need to cut open an avocado, remove the core, chup up some onions and garlic then add a squeeze of lemon juice to keep it fresh longer. Add salt and pepper. Now you got dip
>>33788973>First off, I ain't got no speech issues.See, you know it's me and I know it's you because you say that or something similar every time. We're not litigating your annunciation right now though.>>33788965I lol'd.
>>33788991MPrint. I haven't had to use cursive since elementary school. But I still know how to do (most) of it.
>>33788991M. I write in schizophrenic chicken scratch.
>>33788993White men will invariably date brown women
If you played this game which of those characters would you choose?
>>33788991hideous print. in my defense my mind moves much faster than my physical dexterity/hand-eye coordination allows so im always trying to force my hand to go faster than I can handle to make things look neat. Writing anything more than a sentence-long note by hand and going slowly enough to make it look neat and nice is excruciating to me.
>>33789008The answer is (always)...TERRY!
There was one guy here who wanted validation for his voice and he sounded like the most stereotypical nerd ever. Even the nerdiest guys I knew in school didn't sound like that lolI don't want to sound mean but why would you post a voca when you sound like that??
>>33788637Can we do voice rates now?https://vocaroo.com/14cOAcWYE3RD>>33788965You have a funny voice but it sounds oddly approachable, like it'd be easy to be friends with you. I would imagine women wouldn't like it though.
>>33788750Did you not see the other replies? girls dont think of autism as a quirk lmao
>>33788993https://youtu.be/tqKWshKUC5E
>>33789010He was my best at one point in the original.
>>33788934E-jeculate into your pants
>>33789000You vastly overestimate my ability to identify anybody.
>>33789011>doesn’t post a voca of her own
>>33789016I want Alicia Keyes so badly.ZDAMN!
I am a guy but the men here sound like chads yet I never see a woman compliment them.
>>33788928Woah me too :o
>>33789028Foid hands
>>33789028I compliment them by saving their vocas schlicking to them.
>>33789028NotMe.mp3I'm hideous; not even 4chan Femanons would talk to me.
>>33789028Women only care about your voice if its unattractive.
WomenWhy are you so spankable?
Legitimate question, have any of you struggled with dating solely as a result of political/cultural mismatch?I am what you'd call racist in most definitions of the word. Every girl I've ever dated (by chance, zero "looking" for any type, just going with whoever I get along with) has been your archetypal lefty. I disagree with them on a great many issues barring some economic. It's never really been an issue for me. All of them knew my views, all of them tried to "educate" me (and I them a few times) but I never broke up with a woman over that or refused second dates because of some off the cuff comment about the world. Am I alone on this? I see people (men and woman alike) online act like there's no good partnerships anymore and I often see politics as an extremely common driver. Of all the things that's driven a wedge between my partners and I, politics and our value systems have always been the easiest to get past.
>>33789028I don't open vocaroos because I'm not a simp orbiter coming here to spot e-celebs
>>33789035me too, bro.
If your voice was attractive, you'd hear it from people IRL pretty often or in online games
>>33789040Im so chopped I cant afford to let politics get in the way of dating so no
>>33789045>playing with voice chat enabled in online games
I wish I could hear JH's voice every day and that she loved me and was my wife.
This motherfucker in 430 BC really pulled out the "I'm the based chadjack, you're the cringe basedjack"Women, do you read classic lit? This play is basically making fun of influencer culture even though its almost 2500 years old. Its literally saying "this is what retards look like when they chase clout and social gains over the truth, look how fucking dumb and retarded they are lmao."
>>33789051Based
>>33789047Yeah, why not?
>>33789040I don't date rightoids but I don't feel like I'm "struggling" with it, it just means I focus on other things in life since men have started lying about their views
>>33789047NTABack in the day, when Left4Dead 1 launched, I would usually only say one worded responses. After the game died out, never went back to using voice chat for anything. It felt... weird. Never got over it.
>>33789055F, but I feel like I do have a serious issue with this because when I see guys in their 20's I literally feel disgust towards them because I assume their rightoids.
Okay anons the internet tells me that the things below the knees are called lower legs or shanks is this correct? Also anyone knows whats the name for the part behind the knees the parts that look like arm pits.
>>33789058>>33789055based
>>33789037It naturally comes with having a big butt.>>33789051Well you can at least take care of the first third of that by saving and replaying the same vocas.
>>33789054I've never had it be an advantage and more frequently it's been an annoyance. Hell, in Rocket League I don't even have text chat enabled. Might be that I'm shy.>>33789056Unfathomably basedThe right answer is to just listen to music while playing games
>>33789060Wtf kind of alien ass question is this? Abduct somebody like you're supposed to, stop trying to get us to do your alien homework for you.
>>33789058i find it hard to reconcile the constant trend of women with clearly racist/sexist bfs and the seemingly endless claims online/in person with your sentiment in themeither people are lying for social points or their desperation for a lover is much more powerful than their morals
>>33789059Hotaru? (Blue hair) voice them how?
>>33789063>Well you can at least take care of the first third of that by saving and replaying the same vocas.That feels kind of violating unless you gave me permission to save and listen to them all the time. I would feel weird just doing it. Plus it's not the same even if it would be something.
>>33789058Its always really funny when women hate men from the right because they're literally just banking on morally corrupt weak men (men on the left).I don't even care if you date a right leaning man, I'm just telling you most left leaning men are fucking subhuman trash and every male knows it which is why most men disassociate with them. They're fucking slimeballs.
>>33789060>Also anyone knows whats the name for the part behind the knees the parts that look like arm pits.No clue what they're called but I want to lick them
>>33789070... this is true, too.Anon had a good point.
>>33789028It's funny how high quality some of the men are here.But oh so broken. Haha.
>>33789008I like B. Jenet in Garou and KoF XV.
>>33789075Just go for like an hour.Talk only to people who only make eye contact with you.Take ALL the free gibs, and leave :)
>>33789070No, I agree, the "check out this salon article + *the most racist man alive*" meme is real. To be clear, the bf's in these cases are universally lying to the women, but the women are also being retarded and willfully ignorant of the incredibly obvious reality.
>>33789074Yeah, they look so nice.
>>33789075Just go, have some free booze and food, then dip whenever you can't hide the bad feelings if they're still thereQuit being a fag about it
>>33789063You should be leveraging the creator economy, you literally already have a fanbase here. Sell sexy vocas or ASMR or recordings of you getting plapped. You would be set for years and kickstart having the fucking baby already for god sakes.
why do women seem to think certain guys have cute butts but are completely against rimming
>>33789083>To be clear, the bf's in these cases are universally lying to the womenobservably false
>>33789079Same, she is my favorite FF girl. She is good in KOF XI too.
>>33789070Even if you literally completely cut men off from women because all women went left and wouldn't have sex unless you were also left leaning most men will not break on moral issues like that. They know what is right and wrong. Living with integrity is more important than getting pussy. Sorry, it just is.
>>33789044nta, i was humoured
>>33789091I’m more partial to Shermie or Kula in KoF proper, how about you?
>>33789068How is it alien? I am building a huge list of terms. It will be amazing when is done.
>>33789095feels like a rightoid seething at getting no pussy wrote this.
>>33789070Truth nuke: racists have bigger dicks
>>33789098You're not fooling anyone, zip zorp.
>>33789093Which voca were u?
>>33789100falset. knower
>>33789093Relax, it wasn't fake some of you sound really good, I wish I had one of those voices.
>>33789100>implyingFor whatever reason, God found it right to put the biggest hogs on the girliest guysI don't know what His plan is, but my plan is to fuck them
Foids should post hands more often.
JH will you help me get a gf?
Femanons:>go to comic con yesterday>at a booth to get an exclusive figure>as I pay, the wifi shits out on 3 of our machines so we're stuck waiting for the authorization on our cards>it was a cute girl who rang me up>as we wait we talk>she asks me questions>what I'm there for, what I'm into, etc>she also mentions that she's a talker and she can just talk for a while>she's laughing and giggling>adjusts her hair while we talk while looking at me (moving bangs out of hair, or other stuff)>we had a nice conversation>was literally stuck there for probably 5-10 minutes waiting for the machine to work with two others next to me>eventually leave and tell her to have a nice weekend and it was nice to talk to her>didn't ask for her number or socials because she was working and knew that was weird>but if it was a girl I had met randomly on the floor or whatever, I would have askedMy friend said I should have tried anyways rather than play it safe. Should I have? I felt weird doing that. I'm not some fucking retarded virgin that thinks a girl being nice means interest, but it felt like there was something there, but I didn't go for it because I didn't want to put her on the spot.
>>33789115Alright then have fun sucking off a shotgun or whatever you retards do
Do you have a dress or suit or other article of clothing that hangs in your closet for an occasion that never came?
>>33789072If I post it, it's obvs fair game for anyone to do whatever they want with it. It's how 4chan works.>>33789086And then get doxxed so my future kid will be made fun of for their mom being a niche pornstar from 4chan? Come on, anon.
>>33789115Move to Northern Ireland, mate. You will be so so so so so so so so much happier.
>>33789118I have a sports coat and some ties that I never wear, I usually just wear slacks and a button down
>>33789114I'll answer questions ITT that I feel qualified to answer to the best of my ability. That's helpful, right?
>>33789118Yes and a few shoes, too.I'm getting old, so the style probably wouldn't look right on me anymore.
How can I be more attractive to black women
I'm dating a girl with a small only fans, its mostly lite stuff like dressing in leather but I found out that she has a twitter where some of her posts have her wearing a strapon and saying she is going to rape you, to the reader of the tweetShe seems to be into pretty normal sex, so is she just doing that for fame and subs, or does she actually want to fuck my ass and is waiting for a good time
>>33789129Take care of yourself.
>>33789130Grim.
What does a bag of sand feel like?
>>33789129are you secretly attracted to JH?
>>33789132Kek
>>33789097I choose different women in different games. King and Mai are the most constant. I enjoy Shermin in NGBC probably my favorite female there, because I can play as her there unlike KOF 98. Only tried Kula in XI and she is decent. My men are more consistent I pick them across most games. Ralf, Ryo, Iori.
>>33789134Like boobs
>>33789119I should have known you would come up with some stupid excuse, just like hating cum.
>>33789130NOPE.mp4I would be outta there.
>>33789132I'm not listening to your recorded schizobabble, type it out>>33789135I don't know much about her aside from her extensive dildo collection (beige flag) and extreme aversion to semen (red flag), so noI also don't care for/about the namefaggotry, I'm just cursed with knowledge of it
I wish women were real.
>>33789129Be white.
>>33789146luv brown women'ate brown peoplesimple as.
>>33789129I read this as "how can i be more attracted to black women"
>>33789070Also an easy explanation is that conservative men are more attractive and dependable.Conservative Man>fit>aesthetic based around jeans, leather jackets, curled up sleeves, beards, and traditionally masculine working attire>believes in hard work>believes in raising families>loves the united states>believes in opportunity and freedom>believes in traditional values like male accountability, valor, leadership, integrity>is judged by his peers based on his labor and following through with action>has to maintain his beliefs despite being called racist and being ostracized by many intellectuals and women>is expected to attend church and be a leader in his communityLiberal Man>must invalidate his own viewpoint in favor of women, gays, and minorities because his perspective as a straight male isn't valued by the party>probably a part of big tech, social media, liberal arts, etc (weaker, less accountable for work ethic and problem solving)>only needs to say the right things for approval, doesn't actually have to live by them>is viewed as "on the right side of history" by women, celebrities, intellectuals and thus is the safer option>aesthetic involves colored hair, pasty skin, being weak and feminine looking, black colors or youthful "rebel" aesthetic>pet parents, not encouraged to start families>generally faithlessThe math just doesn't add up. Of course women are going to date the conservative man. There basically aren't any actual men on the left because WHY would you be on the left as a man? What would drive you to choose the left? It's literally not a party where you're welcomed.
>>33789148When did it all go so racist
>>33789153I'm not racist. I just said I love brown women.
>>33789149That's not possible>>33789146Done
>>33789132I care about you more than you will ever know.
>>33789150calling the average conservative man fit is generous. I think they are on average ever so slightly more fit then liberal men but still.
>>33789150Idk what you're on about but most liberal men in the United States are liberal black men claiming that white people are the ultimate evil. Very different from your description of a liberal man
>>33789150your view of what defines a conservative man is hilariously biased and fantastical
>>33789154That there is a drawering>inb4 a drawering of WHATdon't play this game
>>33789129Why are you guys like this.
>>33789150Nobody sees right wingers as anything other than low IQ racists, actually. Sorry to burst your bubble lad.
>the thread is a handful of conservatives pretending they're fit, desirable and good men as well as a handful of other men pretending they're women
>>33789150tactical trukeanother one of my favorites is how women love period drama where the men are outright patriarchal gigachuds, but handsome and successful
>>33789164I could post brown women I like irl too. I just also like cartoon girls. Also not a drawing, she's a 3d model.
>>33789167I’m literally fat and balding
>>33789165>why are you like thisLook to his left and to his right, there are two amazing arguments right there
>>33789174You alone are the only good person ITT and I would consider it an honor to feed you a McChicken while I wax and shine your cranium. I love you and I pray for your success.
Femanons, how was the lunch date with Chad earlier today?Did you "share" the dessert?
>>33789167I dont think im a good man at all, I am entirely aware that my views are based largely in xenophobic disgust and nativist, essentialist thinking. I just don't care
>>33789181Yeah but how much hair is on your head
>>33789174Heh, im fit and balding, get fucked, chud.
>>33789161>>33789162>>33789166The above list of traits are all positive male attributes.Why does the left champion LITERALLY NONE OF THEM. The only thing the left offers men is "being one of the good ones." All of those traits are conservative traits by default because the left actively attacks all of them. Being fit is fat shaming. You're not supposed to raise white children, in fact the world is overpopulated DONT HAVE CHILDREN in general. Don't be a man, don't be strong. Your viewpoint doesn't matter, straight white men have been in power for too long, you have to step down for women and minorities etc.There is NO reason to be a white masculine male and be on the left. You can't even convince men that its morally correct because all the moral arguments collapse under scrutiny.
>>33789103I was going to show you but my memory is full. Also my original list got corrupted so I had to restart working from an older back and its a bit embarrasing to show it now since it needs to be more polish. Why dont you believe me anon.
>>33789188why did you write so many words just to write>left is when fat and balding
>>33789137Pretty varied tastes. Sounds like you’re an SNK connoisseur.
>>33789184Full head of it, unironically it's my one good feature.
>>33789177I’m crying..
>>33789141>>33789143You guys need to keep up with my stupid blogposts. My aversion to cum has been severely lessened. I still hate it, but I've made a ton of progress on not freaking out with it on me after sex.
>>33789191Yeah, SNK and Capcom are my favorite companies. I try to get all their games.
>>33789198I guess it depends on who did the cumming?
>>33789195Ick, that's effeminateA man should be bald
She must pay. She must suffer.
>>33789198ZAMN, bro hit the reset button on jh!
>>33789208Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>33789198
even luigi, who all the left women are lusting over is a hardcore libertarian techbro type, both of which they claim to hate. What matters is being fit/hot and the ability to take initiative, which is basically anti-leftist because the vast majority of them want things to be fixed by institutions or other people and never take actions themselves.
>>33789198>You guys need to keep up with my stupid blogposts.Not only do I hate namefags and all of the drama, I'd left this thread for a year or so, and frankly it's worse now than it was then so absolutely not
>>33789201No, it's all thanks to having a good support system and communicating heavily before, during, and after.>>33789207It's the sort of progress I've always been trying to make, turns out it just takes a team to make it happen.
>>33789208>>33789212
>>33789214Whoever got Captain Kirk could also probably get mad pussy too, all you need to do is switch down some uppity cracker and you can get all the pussy you'd want
>>33789213Pic rel.>>33789215Welcome back. My post was mostly facetious, since I only bring that shit up when it's relevant to the conversation or someone calls me out. I think, overall, the thread has been a lot less focused on that sort of namefag shit in general recently.
>>33789219nah, kirk's guy was an ugly weirdo, and he just sperged out, he didn't do anything with intent the way luigi did.
>>33789213>>33789220I'm stupid.
>>33789199I approve. For me, it's Sega and SNK. Recently, now that I'm out of Sega consoles to collect, I was considering getting a Neo Geo AES.
>>33789220>I think, overall, the thread has been a lot less focused on that sort of namefag shit in general recently.Less namefag drama but there's other forms of mental illness running amok ITT, and none of them are fun or interesting. Thank goodness for /vg/.
>>33789229uh.. /vg/ is the same as here.
>>33789226Post voca
women are not fun
>>33789229Sure, but it's fucking 4chan. Everywhere is crazy.
>>33789236Yes, but not all flavors of crazy are the same>>33789230Not entirely
>>33789231The time for that was like an hour ago. Besides, I'm still sick.
>>33789238I like that I don't get called racial or sexist slurs here by default.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
I am brown and want a far right gf. Am I DREAMING? Many right wing leaders have brown partners why should I be different.
nobody fucking cares nigger stop recycling that stupid shit . women arent fun, they're fucking dumb as nails and i have never made one orgasmi got an amazing bj she swallowed my semen i went into an unconscious sex retard state and now pale owmen with black hair can own me sex goddess style wherever i go. its not fucking fun. i fucking hate women fuck
>>33789242shut up you bitch and tell me what u look like so i can fucking kill you samurai style, with my penis isntead of a sword, then i can beat the shit out of you with my (penis) and not my blackjack which i made out of sand and a rope and some paper i made out of a papyurs, so FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUK FUCK YOUBITHC UFKCING BITCH also i went to the mall today
>>33789122>>33789126When I was younger I used to wear new clothes as soon as I bought them and when my mother asked why I always told her what if I died before I got to enjoy themI hope you wear those clothes soon, anywhere, anons, and get to enjoy them and not leave any unresolved issues on the day you die :p
you're dumb as nails i bet ur not even pretty. i bet ur ass sucks dick, i bet ur ass isnt even fat or round, show me so i know, or you're dumb. and i went toe ht mall too
>>33789130Grim, cucked bucked and broken. That's sucks buddy, remember to get your prostate checked every year. rip your butthole
>>33789248no they're fucking not i wish i could rape one and by rape i mean make them fucking suck my dick samurai style, as in i commit sepukui afterwards in the woods, after i string u up by your fucking undies upside down, so all the blood poools in your face and you hang there like a solemn and terrifying symbol of my power, my evil, and my willingness to explore the unknownblack, blue, and red all over, red being me, coming to become all over.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33789251Good morning sir.
>>33789257I can't watch stuff like this anymore after seeing one of those videos of isis or syrians or something burying prisoners alive
>>33789257we shouldnt be average people. average people have no purpose, they're cogs in a wheel that they cant see, and dont care about. they're numb my friend. they're grains in a hour glass, and we're the little creatures trying to climb up the glass. stay out of the RIVER HAHHAHAHH TSTAY AO UT TAHT OTU FO THE RIVER FAH HAO OAHO HO A MOLLY HAH AH AH HAHHAA THAT it that was a dog i saw that day and she told me the hah .it
>>33789251Hooliganism but is between call centers lmao
How do you feel on days where the weather is nice?
BearSeekSeekLest
>>33789270>>33789271Telepathy
>>33789247What is at the mall?
>>33789271I haven't gone outside in, maybe 3 years.
>>33789116bumping this
>>33789271I kinda prefer lousy weather. Playing games near the window when it's storming, with the volume low and the smell of ozone drifting in, is pretty nostalgic.
My E-GF keeps ignoring me. I dont want to confront her I guess I will you stop talking to her unless she talks to me. Time to move on to another site. On another topic: Pro tip dont get 4chan gfs, dont simp for atoga women they are bad once you know who they really are.
>>33789276what i notice at the mall is nothing, i fucking go there to creep on women or just fucking anything, i cant do it anymore. i met a fucking fucking they fucking i ha i h fucking hate htem os mufuhc tghey fucking cunt ievery i just wantn ah ave sex with a littenb ufcking fuck u cunt i fuckin GHATE OUYH IM GONAN KAIL LYOU FUCKER FUCK YU
>>33788637pls answer >>33789283 >>33789266
>>33789271By nice weather I'm guessing sunny days? I hate them, I hate the sun give me cloudy rainy days
>>33789278Don't you miss nature, anon?
>>33789263What if I bought you a plane ticket to America but we hang out and party hard?
>>33789297yes
>>33788652I don't care about my dick being bigger than her tits, I want it big enough to hurt her
women are fucking retarded and the fat ones smell like shit thier butts smell like fucking shit wtfthe small ones are dumb sexy tho, i fucking hate them so muchi fucking hate them so fucking much fuck them i fucking hate her so fucking much i fucking hate women so fucking much i fucking hate them so fucking much i fucking hate them they should fucking die fuck them they fucking suck
>>33789295>her answers are short and she barely says anything or asks questionsshould have been immediately obvious here she wasn't interested
Why is groping so common in muddle sckull
mark cat man herejust checking insee you guys in 4 monthsrememberyou're not here forever
>>33789287Being inside during a storm does make me cozy, but when the weather is nice, it's inviting. It also makes me think whatever worries I have in the moment, nature is indifferent but it's also because in the grand scheme of things, my worries are insignificant. I also think that I'll miss the good weather, scenery, nature... when I'm dead. I know it's stupid, but it's one of those things I want to appreciate before I'm 6 feet under. I don't want to live boxed mentally and or physically only then to end up boxed in a hole under dirt.
>>33789305I mean, that was what I thought, that's what you guys say all the time, but I got confused because she kept smilingor maybe I just wanted it to be something it was not...oh well. I hope I didn't annoy her too much
>>33789289>>33789291>>33789303>>33789307>>33789311 (checked)Shock collar car wash status?
>>33788637Asking in this thread again:Femanons, what are your height preferences in men? What is your ideal height range in men, and how tall are you yourself?
>>33788637WomenHave you ever been in this situation? How did you feel? How did it turn out?
>>33789296Rainy days have their charm, but personally sunny cloudless days especially when the sun isn't that worm make me feel sober, and sunny warm days make me feel like I'm in a dream state
https://voca.ro/1gbnuYBh1qOh
>>33789271Very happy. I feel like I get more done during the day even though I’ll spend most of it indoors
>>33789313everything revolves around me and nature is actually reacting to me most of the time. if you want to enjoy scenery that you see every fucking day and not learn anything then you're a moron, enjoy you're stupid ass npc life where you walk around tasting nothing, thinking nothing, and fuck u
Would it be too much to ask a gf to paint her hair green?
>>33789319It turned out shit. I say to the guy I like you as a friend, he tells his group friend, they start to hate my guts because I had been stringing their friend along (not true)
>>33789319This can make sense for a normal girl, but girls who overtly sexualize themselves with a fetish style like goth or egirl don't have the right to complain about this. They make their entire persona about looking like a fetish character, you can't be mad when people are interacting with you because they like that fetish sexually.
>>33789313I prefer the quiet moments, I guess. Some of my fondest memories have to do with inclement weather.
>>33789330>a fetish style like gothGreat bait, try fishing
>>33789330>fetish style like gothIt's a subculture. Moids will fetishize literally anything women do.
>>33789334"I want to be special and stand out from all the other girls.". . ."Wait, no, not *that* special!"
>>33789334Good idea. I could use the fishnets from a goth to do it.
>>33789329NTA, but I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. I had a very close female friend that I really liked a lot and I asked her out years ago and she politely rejected me, and I am still very close friends with her and we talk to this day, I'm sorry it seems the guys you interacted with were shitty.
>>33789336I'm not a fish, stop trying
>>33789334ntatheres a difference between being like, "proper" goth and "please look at me im an e-attentionwhore" goth i.e. that green hair chick
>>33789324>spiritually a sunflower<3
>>33789116Its like you said, either she was nice or interested in you. You just never found out.
>>33789325>everything revolves around me and nature is actually reacting to me most of the time.Kek, LITERALLY the opposite of what I said.
>>33789340Closer to effective! But I'm still not biting, (You) aren't cute enough for that.
>>33789345>You just never found out.Was it the "right" choice to not find out? I always hear girls say they hate guys asking for their numbers or something when they're working because they're stuck there.
>>33789350okay
>>33789341I've made an apple pie and my moid didn't eat it
>>33789356musta been a shitty apple pie.
hey anons. can i get a qrd on what has happened here in the past year. im drunk btw
>>33789358I fucked her
>>33789358
>>33789356musta been a shitty moidle poidle
>>33789358I left and place died, which is a good thing.
>>33789347I fucking know that moron. im talking about myself. the difference between me and you, is that im superior to you, and you should be on your knees fucking worshipping my dick, my balls, my feet, in that order. i shouldnt even be talking to you thats how supeiror i am to you, also fuck you and suck my dick at the mall bathroom while i stare at fucking high shcoolers you fuckking retard fuck you bitch>>33789349i havent done drugs in months i did drink the other day. i was too uncouth at the bar and the lady there threw me out. i went to another bar and some loudmouthed white man was being a faggot so I had to shuffle my feet and be sad, then I called him a retard as he was walking out and pushed his friend. I have to categorize people by race gender and hair color becaue i havent talked to a consistent group of people in months to years. i get harassed and abused by authorities everywhere i go, i have about 2-4 weeks tops in any business i frequent, and i hate my life so much. i want to die. i cant commit suicide. i pass out on a daily basis, and i yell and confront other men on a daily basis. ive begun to do it to women on the roads becasue i get the police called on me on foot. its sao fun. its so fun. i love it and i love you i love you so much that i wouldnt do a fucking thing for you.
>>33789338I went to great lengths not to give those guys the impression that I liked them: I don't kiss, I don't hug, I don't use pet names, I'm friendly but in a formal way on purpose.. I'm 100000000 times more lovey dovey to men on atoga than I ever was to 99% of men I've met in my life and I still couldn't escape the stringing him along narrative. And desu it's a reason I steer clear from male friendships, unless I think the guy is different (very rare) However, anon, my experience is representative of the part of the world I'm from, but I'm not sure that's the case for other women.
>>33789341i can, but i don't
>>33789369>I don't hug, I don't use pet namesThis is crazy. I'm a guy and a hugger to anyone. That friend I asked out also gives me hugs, and I wouldn't say a pet name, but she always calls me by the first letter of my name. So I guess a nickname. I'm not sure what part of the world you're from, but I am sorry you now feel you have to live without male friends.
>>337893381. you're a fucking bitch and a retard. she strings you along getting you to pay her attention for nothing, and you get nothing out of it, and i doubt you even talk about anything you like, or learn anything, or gain any skill. im pretty sure you gain negative skill, as you become numb to other women taking advantage of the barest scrap of masculinity you have, which im sure is not a lot, proibably 1-2% of what i have on my good days, and like 30% of a virgin incel, who still has some manhood in him despite never having sex.>>33789369just shut up and smd you fucking moron fuck you, also ur dumb and ur a nigger and a fucking chink as well. then you should let me fuck u upside down style spiderman hug style scratch that, lots of tickles bitch coming ur way...
>>33789330moids fetishize everything we do and then act like we're doing it for their sexual attention lmfao kys
>>33789328It's cute when someone's feeling themselves and they try to come out of their shell and they nail whatever they're doing>>33789331>Some of my fondest memories have to do with inclement weather.Like what?
>>33789378Bro it's not her fault you have a sub-5 incher.Chill out, ya fuckin dongus.
>>337893185'2-5'8 is preferred but 5'6 is ideal. o will not date 6'+
>>33789358I got into a hot threesome.
>>33789369just a heads up to u and other femanons in the thread, a guy will never pursue/show interest in a woman just to be "friends". women make terrible friends, why would anyone spend twice the effort of making a friend with a woman for half the result of a male friend.
>>33789379Like I said, if she was 'normal', broad range of stuff i'm talking about here, even if she was like a sexy girl in a tank top or whatever, I'd be more on her side. But there are certain styles dramatically more associated with it than others, goth and egirl being 2 of them. I'm not even sure I can think of many others, it's not that many that I don't cut a lot of slack to. The goths I know who are legitimately doing it because they like it would not post something like that, they would say they bitched the guy the fuck out and then go home and eat out their lesbian gf.
>>33789388bait unless you yourself are like a midget or some shit
>>33789380Hanging out with my grandpa on his porch after the power went out from an awful rainstorm. Getting snowed in and playing Animal Crossing with my sister to pass the time. Flipping through old magazines and listening to the rain, or sitting right next to the window and listening to it drizzle while I played Zelda. Stuff like that.
>>33789288myao and jimmy on the rocks? grim
>>33789377>I am sorry you now feel you have to live without male friends.I don't feel. I have no problem being friends with men, it's just I'm picky and there aren't many good men that are worth befriending.
>>33789399Dont know them don't care.
>>33789396i'm 5'2 and prefer men who are taller than me but less than a foot taller.
>>33789379uh number one girls will do anything not to be vulnerable to men especially sensitive men. most women would fucking bounce their asses up and suck a dick and get cum in their pussies or w.e, rather than actually be vulnerable and share who they really are. thats a fucking factalso a fact: women who actually dress creatively and express themselves are fucking hot. i doubt ur hot but i saw a kinda ugly girl with cool like an armband swirly metal thing, and some black clothing and and stuff and it was sooo much better than these fucking blond retards with yoga pants and perfect bodies and hair all looking alike like i see every fucking day, they're so fuckin boring and simple and stupid and also their pussies probably are so fun to fuck but w.e i would rather genuinely get t oknow the former.ok>>33789382its not fun nigger. i stopped because life is a fucking nightmare when you actually have some destiny or purpose. its risky it makes you go insane and its lonely. it doesnt even make sense. idk i jsut hate people i want to be myself and i want to be around others. most people are justi dont have a choice at this point so i wish i could just accept who i am who i want t obe. i guess this encounter i had with this thing in my room left me so shaken i donti dont wanna do it anymore man>>33789386refer to fuckking my first reply, im the same way. i used to want to be vulnerable with women, now i'd rather just fuck them, call them names, or run away. its not great but idk
>>33789378>and i doubt you even talk about anything you like, or learn anything, or gain any skill.I cannot imagine being this miserable
>>33789391You think like this, that's why you're an incel and you're probably die alone.Also, other people don't necessarily have to "spend twice the effort" You only think that because you think it's a chore and a sacrifice to befriend women you're not gonna fuck.
>>33789403le science says 5'10 is the ideal male partner height programmed into your brain
>>33788744so....be good looking and clear father material and she'll want to stick around?i'm glad science helps us learn new things.
>>33789365There's no need to do it, the heat kills all the bacteria
>>33789409no, i think 5'6 is ideal, because i like the proportions better and the angle of his face to mine when we kiss and fuck
>>33789335>>33789379Why wear sexy stylish clothes if not to attract men?>errm but I like looking cutefor whom? For men, duh.If you don't want men sexualizng you, then just wear basic pants and shirts. Don't go around wearing cute boots in a skirt, or booty shorts with a midriff, or god forbid a fucking slutty cosplay at a con, if you don't want guys being aroused by you. Just dress how married moms do, practical normal clothes. You don't see men walkign around like He-Man at the mall, do you?
If a woman talks to my boyfriend and I become super territorial about him, is that enough to scare her off or no?I think anyone who has ever found him attractive but me should die.
>>33789406exactly, thanks for the reminder.
>>33789382The little waterwheel at the beginning reminds me of a show about a hampster and various other little animals. The guinea pig lived in a little house with a waterwheel, pictured at the timestamp in this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8f4y51qC6M&t=1388Very important stuff.
>>33789414>why exist if not for MEEEE?
>>33789410True
>>33789414This anon needs his dick chopped off.
>>33789405behind you.
>>33789416surly man of the egg fortress...
>>33789398What changed?
>>33789424i already locked him up moron. enjoy a blissful life where you have no idea whats behind the curtain
>>33789414Nta but I want to fuck myself, personally. When I dress in revealing clothes or when I dress androgynous, I want to fuck myself.I also think men should dress sluttier.
>>33789427What do you mean?
>>33789426i want him to crack me like an egg
>>33789251White women are ovulating RN!>>33789410I don’t get the video…
>>33789431shut the fuck up bitch, then kys.
>>33789413Based
>>33789417Sis calm down no one wants your chopped bf
>>33789430Aren't these memories of the past that you're fond of? What changed between the past and the present? What makes the past feel different than the present?
>>33789417that shit isnt attractive, its old lady behavior. attractive women make themselves look good and then men deci
>>33789408You cant roughhouse with them, you cant be vulgar, you cant be offensive, it is almost guaranteed you will have different interests, you cant playfully banter because they'll take it as an insult, the list just goes on and on. Im not even saying its impossible for male/female friendship to exist its just really rare.
>>33789433i want him to fold me like the egg toast
>>33788818You obvi need to dress up a bit. But yes.
>>33789437That I'm an adult and I live on my own now?
>>33789416Why is he so angry?And is that an omelette?Why is it so bloody dark (the video)?
>>33789403>more than a foot tallerit's over.
>>33789440alright go be with him then moron, ill be here jerking off to my elderly neighbor
>>33788752Thanks for the tributes.
best way to force a man to moan?
>>33789440You want to be impregnated with curry cum? Damn!!!
>>33789444>Why is he so angry?a lot of people don't want some asshole filming them when they are trying to work
>>33789428hope you're right :)
>>33789411u didnt even read the post fgt. physical attractiveness was a short-term trait and not a long-term, but was surprisingly overlooked by females interested in a long-term relationship. the study is almost 20 years old though and I doubt it applies to the modern woman.
>>33789446ok. but will she make you grilled cheese egg toast though?
>>33789450Ohhh, whoops.I just assumed he paid already and and asked if he could film making the thing for him.
>>33789448When he cums, hold the top of penis and gently make circles on the tip, make sure it's wet with cum not dry, he will try to pull away, don't let him, but be a bit more gentleHe will give you exactly what you want
https://voca.ro/1mKaalqhbbLYgn
Women, is the Nina Hartley video advice really as good as people say it is?
>>33789439Aside from roughhousing, you can do all the other stuff with women. And men are women aren't a monolith. I had a friend who liked chess, going out, talking philosophy, sometimes physics, and banter/trolling online (and he was great at it, because he was smart without being deprecating, even though I personally don't mind edgy humor)
>>33789456>make circles on the tipwith my tongue or finger? how much pressure do i apply?
>>33789449i want to be the egg empress
>>33789453retard, do you not know how to apply information you learn? is your IQ freezing water? attractiveness brings her in short term, fatherliness keeps her long term
How do I stop thinking all women want me. Is it possible for a man to be liked universally like some women are?
>>33789457Yoooo, Tom Brady!
>>33789436lets just give you a fucking leson, the reason he can do that is cus he figured it out himself, you fucking taking his advice and doing what he says will NEVER WORK to get the same results.he is somewhat right about retard maxxing, in the sense that you have to submit to fucking annoying queers in businesses when you shouldnt have to. he is better than most people he meets probably, and so am iif i went in a business and everyone did exactly waht i said while i was in there, then the business would operate much better. that is why when i feel like being a leader i usually become one, as long as i have some knowledge and experience with the setting. this is barring the days when i am an emotional wreck, as is pretty much every day...most businesses and irl settings are fucking infested with beta males that swarm around like roaches with no purpose other than to annoy , buzz around people with sex drives or any truth in their life, and to drain their attention and volition with lies, half truths, and provocations. they are totally unconscious of this and thats why they continue to do it, they will probably do it till the day they die. i would hate them, but honest to god, 80% of the human population is like that, man and woman.
>>33789461Women already are.They have ALL the eggs, hehe…
>>33789443I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is an asshole replyYou can go back and spend time with family but I think it wouldn't feel the same. I'm asking what do you think changed? You didn't have to give a fancy answer either, just your own perspective or experience
>>33789465sarge take your meds and put the phone down
Women:Is it at all worth the effort if I, a single guy, goes out tonight downtown and just hangs around clubs and bars? I don't give a shit about clubs and bars but it's that or just get high at home and maybe go to the gym.
>>33789452shut up and suck my dick moron. if i met you irl i could literally paralyze you with fear if i wanted to.
>>33789460With your thumb specifically. Tongue probably works too but harder to keep him still because he will buck.>how much pressureHowever much makes him no longer try to pull away and realizes he loves it
>>33789405>I used to want to be vulnerable with women...Maybe try being less of a witch.
>>33789462u didnt reAD THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE FGT!!
>>33789435He's had success in the past, though.And he's so cute. It's not my fear that he'd cheat, I just don't even want anyone to ever even think of him that way.>>33789438They killed anon but still made his post....
>>33789455It's probably also 100 degrees there, and hotter because of the cooking plus long hours, low pay, on his feet all day, why would he be smiley
>>33789474no you couldn't. you would probably wet yourself from drunkenness
>>33789474yeah, no doubt, i'm sure you run really fast too considering you have no balls, dumb faggot lmao
>>33789468Pretty much.
>>33789469>I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is an asshole replyI genuinely don't understand where you're coming from. I answered the question. Are you okay?
>>33789479True, true.I feel bad for asking now, lol…
>>33789468mechanical chinaman XD
Who Is He ?
>>33789343Mayhaps a gloomflower? I thought nice weather was subjective lol. I like cloudy weather and love hearing the rain. I hope that doesn't turn your <3 into a </3
>>33789486I don’t get both videos.Besides the obvious cooking/eating.
>>33789489the king of eggs i assumemaybe go ask /wsg/they created him
>>33789477>interested in a long term relationshipnobody, women least of all, has some binary between short term and long term relationship seeking. this is a false dichotomy invented because now contraceptives and other degeneracy-enabling advances allow "short term relationships" to be viable whatsoever.if a woman found a guy hot enough to sleep with him AND he would be a perfect father, do you honestly think she wouldn't be into him on the grounds that he'd "make too good of a father"?reading wikipedia isn't critical thinking
>>33789493What a filename
>>33789489Will you marry him?Save him from a life of slavery?Why don’t women want to help poor men?
>>33789475is it painful for him? sounds hot either way, thanks for the tip (heh)
How can I incorporate pumpkin to my oysters?
>>33789484When I was younger, I used to binge watch series with my sister. Now I can't. And it's not just because of life inconveniences but also because we grew apart and if I'm being honest I like it to stay that way. Yet I look at that time fondly because it was a time of innocence to some degree. It's not that we didn't have family problems or problems between us two, but we didn't hate each other back then, now we have irreconcilable differences and even being around my sister enerves me.I was asking about the corroding effect of time, not just physical distance. But desu I don't want your answer anymore>Are you okay?Go fuck yourself
>>33789410Is she… Mediterranean?
>>33789502some kind of sauce.
goodnight anonsfor the love of God get well soon before i blow my goddamn brains outyeaaaaaheeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhwoooooohooaahahaaaaayeaahew=aaahnanananaaaanaaaahhhhh
>>33789403Hi.
>>33789454idk i havent talked to her before that much.i fucking hate my neighbors desu. they're all so fucking gay except for the one, who i want so badly i want to fuck her so badly omg... and then the older lady like 3 houses over who stood too close to me one day and gave me such a heady erection. unfortunately all the men nearby me are non-idiots and they can easily see what im up to.unfortunately most men with wives are non-idiots when it comes to their neighbors trying to fuck their wives.>>33789471I'm not sarge>>33789480>>33789481ok whatever u say, ive done it before to some guy in a gym, its pretty funny desu lmao i aggressed on him after and he just sat there like he was gonna cry he didnt even look at me he just stared downdesu wherever i go people just sit there in their own world which doesnt make sense to me. im the only one with any reaction time, or sense of physical awareness. i hate people so much. ive honestly never seen anyone like me in public and y eah it makes me look weird and socially a misfit.>>33789493that guys cooler than u ud probably jizz in your pants if me and him said hi to you irl
>>33789506Don’t DEW it.
>>33789491>Mayhaps a gloomflower?You are? It doesn't sound like it. You come across as upbeat in text (at least so far, to me)
Femanons who lurk.
i have unironically jizzed in my pants because my crush grabbed my hand or some shitwomen thoguhts?men relatable?
You will never be >HIM
>>33789499>is it painful for him?In a good way
>>33789513Hello
do women smell when a guy is either depressed or just NOT looking for a woman in his life? why do I always have opportunities (women literally get close to me) during those times? maybe women like my expression of sadness or some shit?
I would really like to try butt stuff with my moid but I'm afraid of getting hurt and/or embarrassing myself
>>33789517in this economy who can afford 50 dozen eggsblue eisenhower november
honestly the older lady gave me some innuendo that she wanted to fuck me and i just said yeah the grass is always greener on the other side, you're better off with your alcy control freak husband. i wish i didnt do that now, but i know for a fact if she asks again im just gonna say the same shit. thats why my life is so garbage. i love women and i know they're better off without me. i wanna start hurting them so i never have to feel for them again, and they're gonna be better off for it. im not doing so good, my friend my pal, the only one who talks to me doesnt like me eitehr, he sees me and i dont see him, never did never will
Do women feel embarrassed if a man looks at their butt hole?
>>33789521just slowly move your fingers from his dick to balls to taint to asshole and gauge his reactionsworked for me anywhow
>>33789517You will never be XX
>>33789527Wait no, I want him to do it to me
What are the best free movie streaming sites in 2018+7?
>>33789498poor men don't have 6,000 eggs. he's clearly a king or emperor of his land
>>33789530ohidk then i dont like anal
>>33789531what happened in 2018?
>>33789532she's a female simp for a little white boy who doesn't even have 6000 eggs
i fucked a latina today and she fucking sucked, i fucked up super hard and like focused on pleasing her, it was gay and stupid. i could feel her pussy pleasure with my dick so that was cool, but she like bounced really fast and i came and it wasnt great i can never cum good doggy style. i have never eaten a girl out actually i did once and i fucked up so badly i like almost crashed my car. i actually backed up in to a truck then drove off and slept in my car it was super cold and stupid. it was so cold and yeah.
>>33789536I got money but now I’m poor again and can’t afford to spend $5 to watch the Blackberry movie. Answer the question please
Watched Gone Girl.I'll never trust any woman everYou're all fucking psychos
>>33789528and you will never be happy. damn.
>>33789536i died for the first timeget some!
>>33789517stfu moron>>33789521stfu moron and then kys>>33789532shes ok fuck off and kys
just wanna see >him smile...
>>33789457Is this a white moid?
>>33789503You're angry because I didn't give a depressed mopey answer? That's weird.
>>33789520If you are lucky you get the "profound sadness + don't give a fuck to the point of actually taking risks" depression
Need BlueValkyrie wife
>>33789540I watched it recently. Idk how you took that away from it, given a very large portion of the female cast are not psycho at all.
>>33789545yesi remember youyou were mean to megoing to bed for real this time
>>33789473Femanon will be sitting alone at the bar.
>>33789541I have a chance you don't. Damn.
im not horny today because i busted a horrible nut. next nut i bust im waiting at least 6 days.ive actually had squirrels and turkeys be attracted to me. for some reason i had a period of time when women in couples would be incredibly attracted to me. it included songbirds, and turekys, and squirrels. it also included a dog. i dont get it.
>>33789546Kek, kys you fucking monster
Paging Dr. JHPaging Dr. JH>>33789521work it into your private masturbation and don't even try until you can take a dildo of equivalent size. also if you are confident enough to talk sex to your moid, tell him you basically want him to massage you internally with his dick, rather than pounding
>>33789556Geez. Have a good night.
>>33789521Femanon farts...
>>33789553but i am happy?
>>33789550Every woman feels like they're owed something for being the "cool girl"
This place died. Anons find something else to do, you deserve much more than this. Goodbye.
>>33789531>https://fmhy.netYou can find it here
>>33789558You're a manipulative person. Kys.
Why does he keep saying atoga died
>>33789567nigga its a friday kek
>>33789562Don't care what you have to say. You are annoying.
>>33789567See you tomorrow
>>33789568Thank you
>>33789573one of us is making fancams of the egg frying manthe other is big madi'll let the audience decide
>>33789572And we're pretending that anons do anything?
>>33789581i went to dinner with chad's mom. now im home
>>33789564Oh not me. I'm dipping spicy sweet chili doritos in chilli cheese with sour cream in my car.Wawa, why can't you put cheese on my chili. Why did I have to buy a stick of cheese to put in it myself. Is it because you're canadian? You think americans don't like poutine or chili+cheese things?
>>33789584What did you eat?
WomenReally though, why aren't you on a date right now?
>>33789590and, i repeat, this is not an innuendo, fish tacos
>>33789552What does one do in a bar alone?
>>33789591Why aren't you? The answer is the same.
>>33789593Neat. I honestly thought fish tacos were just a sex joke but I had them for the first time a couple of years ago and they were actually pretty good. Also not innuendo.
>>33789596>2005rip all those crabs
>>33789595I couldn't get a date in a women's prison with a handful of pardonsYou don't have that excuse
>>33789600you are telling me that not a single criminal wanted to take advantage of you? i call bullshit
>>33789600>I couldn't get a date in a women's prison with a handful of pardonsThe fuck did you do???
>>33789595Because I rejected all 100 of my 100 matches?
>>33789548no, my depression is "I should kms" + "I need to do whatever goal I set decades ago and ignore everyone else" depression. I'm autistic af...
>>33789597yeah they were delicious, tacos are bomb
>>33789604You've never heard that expression before?
>>33789569On what grounds?
>>33789612It's over, but unfortunately there are even worse depressions to graduate to
>>33789614I looked it up now.>it's a big bang theory reference...
>find out your bf just listens to this on repeat in his carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJAJIZwju9Mdo you break up immediately and go no contact and have movers pick up your stuff for you while you stay at your mom's, or are you find with it?
I'm heading to do my evening gym cardio femanon, will I see you there?
>>33789624No. I'm at home crying.Have fun though.
>>33789620It's older than that
God I hate being horny and lazy and suicidal all at the same time
Lady in Red
>>33789619well, I have not killed myself in more than 25 years since I started having suicidal thoughts, and I'm close to finally making some of my dreams come true BUT... I'm not there yet, and I'm 40... so, yeah, I think it's fucking over. the train is leaving me behind, and I might end up kms because of that.
>>33789587cus ur fat probably and ur booty stniks like shit. i would never put my nose near ur fucking booty hole, evver again natalie i dk whay ithas ti that i the as dth tat i for i n that i the saw i t theat was th at e i cant st ot het i the in the time before the green the ferns came up on mein the time i knew it was a force of natureit became of me, to become my own father and son,which was a force I saw in times of two?what is two oh what is two?it isnt me and it isnt youit is, cheese or something newits me and younatalieyesoh yesyesblue red and ribbons of gold, change is coming before we're too oldspinning in dazzling bright lights made of clay or a bold winning color, I think it is gay? or queer or something i knew before, it came to be in a dream, you adn her my whorespinning spinning around our own house the black water comes into me in my house...oh SAW SAW SAW ME AGAIN, THAT FIRE WE PUT OUT? IT WASNT ME MY FRIEND
>>33789627why?
>>33789627I will.>>33789631Manlets are right for once, do cardio, there's no excuse for being weak and out of shape.
>>33789638It's just the thing to do.
>>33789635whats your dream? got any advice for us unc?
>>33789610Subway hasn't been good since like the early 90's unless you stick to flatbread stuff. But then you might as well just get tacobell because it'll be faster and cheaper. I think they changed their mayo.
>>33789616Because I said so
natalie, oh natalie, what did we see befrore? was it something new, or were i just a whore?besides myself with blue and yellow paints made out of jewish petalsi knew it was a thing before i became what i knew?the man in black and golden spray became of me what i saw that day, is faith and fate just for me in that way????? I knew it before it was wrong, myfriendnatalieoh natalie, didnt oyu want me too.. I saw you inside myself when you found me something raw and something choossyy oh natalie... come to find myself in tiems of places i never knewthat 100 dollar bill and poison filled me up with something i never knewwhich wasnataliecame back to meinside my guarded heart which would be right and to the center of my sins...
>>33789636Don't do meth at me in the thread, anon.
theres circles coming through, your head and into mine, it never seems to stick though, we all feast on our own wine, but the difference between us friend, is that i circle all alone, thats something i never knew before but its what makes me a bone.the whiteness of my bones, becomes what i never knewit becomes of me and you, to become dead?thats what heknew before i knew, he came into me toohe knew i wasnt ready for the truth...so i circled around the drain? and i knew it wasnt only pain, i found my line in the center, and i wanted to draw it too...i turend it upside down, it still just wanted to smile.... it found me in a dead place for a whileso now i really should go, but you know oh you should know, that orbits, never find themselves so piled.
>>33789631It's over.
>>33789656Alright, good conversation, anon.
>>33789647>whats your dream?having my own house>got any advice for usdon't be like me. try to learn things and do things you enjoy but don't be autistic to the point of wasting tons of time waiting for things to happen. don't be angry and resentful, but also don't resent people from other classes or whatever. don't surround yourself with bad or useless people.
>>33789648bro mayo for one changes based on freshness. i cant stand most of their sauces idk if the 90s had more selectionhonestly at this point i just go meat red onion lettuce fuckin banana peppers and call it a day.
>>33789634Well if it isn't the bitch in the red dress
>>33789667>bro mayo for one changes based on freshnessNo fucking way, bro. Omg. That's enlightening.Of course it does, asshat. Their whole shit is FRESH, to escape the jared.
Do mens' iq's actually drop when they're erect? like would they struggle to problem solve until they came?
Anons reccomend me an obscure or rare song you like.
>>33789681lack of sex makes me angry and ejaculating helps me release, duhwomen seem to have similar issues, though.
>>33789679How did you find my picture
>just came inside the vietnamese girlim glad she's on birth control lol
>>33789687Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmUqz5aexEI've been collecting songs with a vibe of secret sex we aren't supposed to be having
>>33789687Mhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VAeYt-swWG0
>>33789631that dude is smokin hot. notice it's all fat ugly dudes commenting
>>33789679nta>not baldim worse than him...
>>33789687Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WE9oEZCGnA
>>33789517Make babies, sis.Lmaooo
>>33789521Pink?
>>33789720entj.... please... stop... no one fucking cares about india...
>>33789681For me it sorta works that way but it's more like I can't focus as well, and also it's tied to arousal not erection
>>33789533Damn, youz right!I kneel
>>33789687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATT-H3I4eo
>>33789537Lulz!Mr. penguin 0, Anon 1.
>>33789539Internet Archive has some free movies, decent quality.I watched The Thing there recently.
>>33789714Damn that is obscure, but awesome.
menhigher or lower pitched female voices?
>>33789552Eh. I'll just go to the gym. The second I walk into any bar I'm sure all women will be in a group, men will be with other friends, and I will be the loner again. No point.Plus any women I walk up and talk to will probably be grossed out by me or something
>>33789743no one cares, i'm not going to travel to india, i don't care about indians, i am not going to hate them, i just simply don't care about them, and neither does anyone else here, please go to indiachan or something
>>33789729>>33789749You know it's him. Why reply? Save your efforts.
>>33789746Lower pitched gravelly, like Serana in Skyrim
>>33789746dont care. just don't have that vocal fry thing some people have nowadays. revolting
>>33789513What?
>>33789687How obscure is obscure/rare?
>>33789746Doesn't matter as long as it's not grating and annoying.
>>33789532Why are you praising me?What's going on?
>>33789761i went to italy this year. felt very culturally mogged as an amerimutt. then a swarthy fellow tried to pickpocket me in rome. was a fun trip
I don't think women have ever liked men.
>>33789763Did you see any cute, short Italian Grills?How were the Roman structures?
>>33789765Women like men, just not you.
>>33789765They only like Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Kumar, Mohammed and Pedro…
>>33789766the roman stuff was cool if you're a nerd like me, but it is ultimately just crumbling stone in most places. there's some well-manicured things for tourists to look at but most of it is as you'd expect after thousands of years of decay. The women are extraordinarily beautiful but they dont want anything to do with fat americans like me so I got no pussy.
>>33789767They really don't. Many of them don't even pretend anymore.>>33789768They do that to piss of their dads.
>>33789763Italy, Spain and Portugal have high rates of pickpocketing.Thankfully, not violent
>>33789765I think one of my customers were fucking in their living room with the windows wide open. I got cucked into seeing a tubby and balding dude get blown. I think I'm mad about it. Sorry for excess seethe.
>>33789765untrue
>>33789771Daaaaamn!She loved it!
>>33789769Damn… Well, hopefully you still had fun (minus the pickpocketing).
>>33789777You my friend, I think your posts are good enough for you to put a name on
>>33789780Maybe? lolAlthough I think they would be scared to try it on an American because of the backlash.
>>33789687https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wh886K8T1U
>>33789765That's not true, I like Jesus and he's the son of man.
>>33789754>gravelly>>33789757>just don't have that vocal frywhich one is it?>>33789760what make a voice grating to you?
At least indians have sex
yall on drugs tonight?
>>33788637Would you stick things up your butt for sexual pleasure? Answer with gender.
>>33789795MNo never. Not even for tree fifty (billion) dollars.
>>33789797but that's where your gspot is
>>33789797Lies
>>33789791>what make a voice grating to you?Vocal fry, being nasally, or certain accents
>>33789793I had some coffee, desu.
>>33789795I have before just to see if I like it, I ended up in the hospital because it got stuck.
>>33789755https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto,_Ohio
>>33789802i partooketh on an alcoholic beverage
>>33789746A nice voice usually comes from how beautiful you are, some pretty voices are deeper, so are higher, no preference
>>33789793Just caffine. It's going to ruin my sleep tonight.
>>33789798To me it sounds like it'd feel good, but I've stuck my finger up my butt for non sexual reasons. Ended kinda gross to say the least, Not him btw
>>33789793I'm drinking a few beers
>>33789795MaleHave before, but I want a woman to do it to me
>>33789795M. Yes but I would never admit to it non-anonymously and I would never allow another person to do it to me. But I do absolutely love it, it's otherworldly.
>>33789807That's a lie I'm ugly as sin but have been told my voice is decent.
>>33789809if at first you don't succeed,,,,
>>33789812>>33789811How do you prevent poop from getting ob your plug or dildo or whatever?
I've never dealt with a woman like this before>call her on Wednesday, end up talking for an hour>she is adamant on me picking her up, gives me her address>repeatedly calls it a date>invites me to come >today text her about it>6 hours no response>finally replies saying that she's actually really busy on Saturday and she'll let me knowNow she just sent me this:>Hi sorry, I’ve just been having a shitty couple of days. I’m not trying to be flakey, I’ve just been up in <town> with my parents trying to calm down a bit. I just have been indecisive bc I’m worried I’m not going to be in the greatest mood for a first date.I have no idea how to respond
>>33789812Foid hands
>>33789687https://youtu.be/FJBKq0xvqpA
>>33789791Gravelly and vocal fry aren't really the same thingAlso we aren't a hivemind
>>33789816there isn't poop knocking on your back door 24/7 (if you are healthy)
>>33789806After a long day, a cold one is deserved.
>>33789819anon, people have bad moments sometimes. it might be real and not just an excuse...
>>33789819Maybe she is anxious and is panicking?
>>33789801>certain accentsname them>>33789823fair
>>33789819drop her. she's playing games
>>33789824Wait that's not normal?
>>33789827Kawaii!
>>33789819Rain check time…
>>33789687https://youtu.be/4nRCkc_vSgshttps://youtu.be/VEQQYC_bfk4https://youtu.be/xlh_adHafC0https://youtu.be/rIA0qy7SmfMhttps://youtu.be/MB1UKfHK6gcSome of my favorites :)
>>33789762>call for you from the based department
>>33789827NtaCute pic
>>33789811>>33789812>But I do absolutely love it, it's otherworldly.What does it feel like?
>>33788652Having a dick bigger than her tits.
>>33789814>usually
>>33789834But they scored the Snowbunny (in the video).
>>33789834Fuck dude pajeets really are the most subhuman race
>>33788694MNot at all, even when I used to go to the gym my cardio and flexibility were shit
>>33789842>*hawk tuah*
>>33789762Congratulations, you are now ENTJ's latest fixation.
>>33789858Thank you Mommy.
>>33789850>taking a photo with a white woman is considered an achievement in hindu cultureOh sorry I forgot you’ve never had sex
>>33788637women, why do so many of you hate men?
>>33789762occupational hazard of being a namefag i suppose
How much are you expected to have saved by age 25, 30, 50, and retirement?
Femcels, what are you schlicking to tonight?
I recently used my friend’s phone because I was bored, why does he have a bunch of old women on his explore page? I thought Instagram usually shows attractive women?
>>33789874No one cares about your circlejerk drama
>>33789844its honestly hard to hit it in the right spot, but if you do, it's this extremely steady dose of constant stimulation that's simulteneously highly invasive and "foreign", and the orgasm is this oddly emasculating element like it's being forced out of you against your will.
>>33789874I thought Ohio was confirmed dead?
>>33789875Wdym?Like celebrities?
If you're a fat woman desperate for a man to marry is it actually easier to aim for black guys?
>>33788834Never
>>33789874>>33789879WhatI'm just playing games right now.
>>33789820what about that post makes it look like a woman wrote it dumbass.
>>33789881Fat women don't need to be desperate because all women are beautiful at any size.
>>33789886Everything
>>33789881Aim for Pierce Bronsnan?
>>33789880Some celebrities, some literal who’s on Instagram
Could giving testostrone to a transwoman, turn her back into a man?
>>33789892>IQ lower than 80>still thinks women find him attractive Holy shit rapejeets are fucked
>>33789891Maybe he likes mature women.Or he is using an alt account to run some Nigerian Princess scheme, lol.
>>33789892Just when I thought ENTJ was bad enough
>>33789870Everyone is different, it's kinda relevant to your circumstances, things like living with your family, having parents still paying for your stuff etc. I've never paid for rent and my living expenses are low, and are peanuts compared to my income so I've saved more than most my age. I'd say having around $50k by 25 puts you in a really good spot. If your goal is to live a humble and modest life, assuming social security is still around by the time you're 65 (maybe 70 if they change it in the future which is something I could see happening), then I wouldn't worry about your retirement too much
>>337898873 on the right could get it.
>>33789897Prince****
>>33789897> Maybe he likes mature women.Would Instagram adapt to that? Most people I know have some 10/10’s on their explore. This is the first time I’ve never seen a 10/10 and instead see a bunch of old ladies
>>33789909I think it does curate things, yes.Been while since I’ve used it personally.
>>33789909Mature as in MILF or GILF?
>>33789907AI, brah
>>33789914Both. I saw some women who looked 30-40ish but I also saw some who easily pass as 60
GenderWould you still be friends with someone who you knew was cheating with their significant other? Would it change your perception of them?
>>33789674Stfu moron ur fucking stupid
This fit blonde girl at gym today smiled to me. (It was a fake smile)I have her an ick by simply existing.
>>33789512Fak sorry I missed your reply. Yeah I’m generally upbeat when I’m talking to people who I don’t have any problems with. I’m definitely a melancholic person generally speaking but “bleak” weather genuinely makes me smile when I wake up lol
>>33789679Because u dont leave the house.
>>33789877>gets catfished and groomed by a groomer trannyThere is no amount of shame and embarrassment that pajeets will attempt to bring upon themselves
>>33788637Girls, I stopped by my ex girlfriend's house a long time ago, after she and I had broken up.Only her mother was home.Her mother has cheated in the past, and isn't married.I was there trying to see my ex, but her mom had me stay, and cooked me dinner, knowing her daughter wouldn't actually show up...Was she maybe making a pass at me?I personally feel it's in bad taste to go after an ex's mom, but older women have their own wants and needs too, and part of me has just been trying to understand why she would go out of her way for me, especially because her daughter was already dating someone new.Was she just lonely for company?She gave me a pretty solid hug, and looking back at it, she seemed more friendly than I remember, like more so than when her daughter and I were dating.This question might be best for single mothers to answer, but I would take any female input.Would YOU voluntarily cook dinner for your daughter's ex, and beg him to stay for it? For no particular reason?
>>33789919MI would be friends still (depends on how long I’ve known them), but would hang out with them a lot less.
>>33789861Stfu and kill yourself
JH or BlueValkyrie, who won? Who’s next? YOU decide!
Interested in an autistic shy guy with only a few short-lived failed relationships under his belt. We share the same hobbies and fetishes and met online but have met a few times since we only live an hour apart. I confessed to him and he said he doesn’t know how he feels about me yet and wants to spend more time with me and get to know me better. Self doubt says he just isn’t interested and is being nice about it, but he’s called me adorable and lovely and said he wanted to kiss me, but he can’t date right now because of life circumstances. He’s great and I want to wait for him as long as it takes. How do I keep from going fucking crazy in the meantime even if it’s probably inevitable? My heart is constantly telling me he just doesn’t have feelings for me, but my brain is telling me he does. Do shy guys still want to move slow if they really like a girl? Maybe it’s just a polite rejection.
>>33788652women's parts should be bigger than men's, so the bigger tits
>>33789929Most women would say this is inappropriate behavior, it’s also a betrayal of her daughter’s boundaries and trust. Do not fuck a woman this crazy.
>>33789932JH mogs BV no contest
>>33789933Who tf cares, smd or shut up hoe
Would an Aryan male get mobbed if he went to India or does that only happen to women?
>>33789828>>33789829>>33789839Yeah I took her at her word, and said we could raincheck.>>33789835That's how my gut reads it but I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt.
>>33788818Does this only work if you go to big city nightclubs because I live in the middle of nowhere in the south and whenever I go to a bar it's always just 50+ year old men who are already with with their 50+ year old wives
>>33789687>obscurehttps://youtu.be/mWafD1cPGPM>rarehttps://youtu.be/k2sZEQUrOWM
>>33788854M>What are some things that make you feel attracted to someone?She is stylish but modest>What are some things that make you feel repulsed by someone?She discourages others from doing something good because its inconvenient for her
>>33789887Why are the 5'5 and 5'8 woman the same height
>>33788864MIdk
>>33789687Because of this anon >>33789714 I unlocked a memory and went to great lengths to look for this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFJ717atqaw&list=RDaFJ717atqaw&start_radio=1Not a favorite but since I went through trouble to find it, I'm sharing it.
I wish i had a girlfriend.Worst part is that i talk with pretty girls almost daily but nothing comes out of it.
>>33789960Have you tried dating an indian girl? They are whores for literally anyone other than their own men because they hate their own race with a vengeance
>>33789956Also, im pretty sure the difference between 5’5 and 6’1 is more obvious…
>>33788867Fuck no. But I understand the feeling that japanese are the least unappealing for marriage.
>>33788887MYes
Women who use bumble…What is your favorite ethnicity and which one do you filther out?
>>33789932That's tough. They're both lovely.
>>33789940Stfu u bitch
>>33789932Swisschan.
>>33788890MIm gonna say the latter because Cleopatra sounds like a bitch.
>>33789956Why is 5.5 taller than 5.8???
>>33789668neuron activation for him
>>33789961>Jeets fell for the targeted propagandaIs it over for them?
>>33789947>>33789967They filter out u and they choose me bitch now stfu
>>33788892It depends, if you mean my mother as long as she is coach, as a wife I wouldn't like it.
>>33789793Got pretty wasted
>>33788896M2 months
>>33789932I'm not enemies with her.EAGLE!
Was it justifiable for me to get upset at the fact he stood me up?
>>33788900Tell them
>>33789318you wouldn't like my answer because i'm short and i need the powers of a tall man to have average height kids
>>33789932>>33789984I got that reference
>>33788906Thats a rare thing, I think.
>See creole language in the bio>Pfp is a white and a balck girl>Think of course it’s the black girl>Scroll down>It’s the white girlHow does that happen?
>>33789985Yeah, that and ghosting are cowardly and shitty things to do.
>>33789961Thats no a jeet woman
>>33788950MYes, but I would try to convince her to try open source options.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Assistant
Hug
>>33789997
>>33788991MI used to write cursive for a few years because I thought it was cool. But out of school there is no need to write anything so on an "emergency" my hand defaults to script.
i want to save up money to get reverse blinding surgery
>>33790001Papyrus!
>>33789052NAGSource me up
>>33790005Are you blind rn, anon?
I am starting to realize how likely it is that I will die without ever having a boyfriend
>>33788887MaleMostly I expend my efforts for the sake of the effort. Building up skills and strengths. But for a bit a while back I was in a downward spiral and felt exactly like that. I don't strive in order to be noticed but feeling not good enough to warrant a notice was brutal.When it got bad enough I just needed a tiny win. So when I was still anonymous I asked itt for a list of mildly impressive tasks. Then I spent all evening doing them and presented my results with predictable results.I wasn't hoping for more than "you did a thing, congrats".Not even getting that nearly killed me.
>>33789130Bro
>>33790009no but i have poor eyesight and i don't like glasses </3
>>33790011Call your local Senator and push for Government Issued BFs.
White women are the only females of a race where there is a near equivalent or overabundance of females to males. Other races kill their baby girls at such high rates that the men are clamoring for white women
What does it mean when people who you've met and spoken to several times see you after a while, and ignore you when you say hi?
>>33790017Someone spread gossip about you.
>>33790011Grim.
>>33790018Great! Awesome
>>33790017it means that they want to live their npc style life
>>33788991mix
>>33790014You should try these beef organ pills maybe. No pressure, but I am still amazed that I can see slightly better after a few months.
>>33790020outstanding, amazing!
Do you guys think Taylor Seift still hang out on the chan?
This is for you
Wow, turns out people being retarded and unable to read, write, and think is deliberate. Do not send your kids to public school, holy shit, this is so fucking evil.
>>33790025>>33790020Dead Rising?
>>33790026No. Why would she.
My entire life is a series of monkeys paw events
Falling in love with a racist white girl was the worst mistake of my entire life
>>33790028This bitch is insane btw. I used to watch her stuff but she fell off the deepend
>>33790029I think it's Sonic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foruULG2Ll8
>>33790026I wish it was Elizabeth Olsen or Ana De Amaras instead…
>>33790017This happens to me with opportunistic people: people who were never your friend, don't care about befriending you (or anyone for that matter) and just think of people as means to end. If they need you? They'll try to butter you up with nice talk and ingratiate themselves witb you. Once the favor is done? They go back to their initial state of being a major asshole who only acknowledges people if they want something.
>>33790033Yeah idk why you would do that.You can't reverse psych me from charlie posting.
>>33790024huh i've never heard of it, surely it's not a replacement but is it an american thing?
>>33790032At least God has a sense of humor
>>33790033Wdym?>>33790036Ohhh, yeah.Good assist.
>>33790038I'm really sad I thought we were friends or at least aquaintences
>>33790033why and what kind
>>33790040It's a relatively new product. I think the ones I take ship from argentina or w/e.
>>33790035What parts? I mean her recent videos have been very good.
>>33790049Is she “edgy”?
>>33790033This thread is golden tonight, kek.
>>33790040Euro?>>33790033Did she at least acknowledge you, when you tipped her?
>>33788694MYes
>>33788652I dont care about tits
>>33790051Snowbunny
>>33790036it was :D
>>33790053yuro yuhere yuroing>>33790056you could
>>33790050Her recent videos have all gone into weird culture war stuff where everything is because of modern degeneracy. I'm sure it will resonate with 4channel users.
I could be your racist gf but you fumbled me
>>33790057What's a snowbunny?
>>33790061OooooooooooHe could have dated femanon?
>>33790061You smell like fish tacos ;)
>>33790064Not since I filled my pussy with cement
>>33790061True
>>33789932BV doesnt wear socks which I find very cute
>>33790066Sand***FTFY, jaja.
>>33790050Kind of I guess.>>33790060I mean it goes beyond culture war stuff. For example that video is just a directly relevant and fundamentally important issue. If you can't read, then you can't write, and if you can't write then you can't think.I mean these guys put together the Great Books of the Western World set and wrote this essay in 1952 basically as a mission statement that if people can't fucking read then democracy dies.The very first Federalist Paper basically outlines the US as a great experiment to see if people can structure and participate in a government based on reason rather than force.I guess we're actively losing the battle though.Femanons here. do you actually care?
GenderIf cock jobs were as expensive and as affordable as good and bad tit jobs with equivalent quality.Would you get one? would you prefer small naturals over fake big ones?
>>33790074FI’m flat and happy. It suits my body
>>33790074why are you asking both gendersfake breasts are mega dumb looking and uselessidk how that would translate to penises but i imagine they would have some utility or authenticity issues too
>>33790073Yes. And I don't believe the solution is private schooling that ends with only the wealthy kids having access to education under the guise of school choice. Other countries have this figured out. The schools in the US are trading childhood education for profit motive.
>>33790045I remember anon watching this rotten mango video about this chinese diplomat daughter who went to a fancy uni, and apparently upon being introduced to her dorm roomate, the roomate thought she was rude, so what she did is she poisoned her with thallium and caused her a lifelong physical and cognitive disability and her aging parents had to take care of their daughter for the rest of her life (she passed at the age of 50 in 2023)The world is full of shitty people anon, and sometimes realizing their shitty and cutting ties with them is a great advantage (over what psychos can do to your life)
>>33790077Awooga.
>>33790078Excuse you. It's 2025. Some men don't have penises and want them.
>>33790073I care about reading and writing, but I don’t know your angle.
atoga femalesdo you think you would ever interact IRL with someone you've met in ITT?
>>33790085No. I never go outside.
>>33790078Because women date men and have preferences about men?
>>33790081Haha stop it
One of my neigbour use to suck my dick every once in a while, not anymore. How can I stop getting a boner everytime I see her in the elevator?
>>33790085yes
>>33790085yeah
>>33790085That ship has sailed.
>>33790083i'm fine with my oppais and i don't believe in trans stuff + that question didn't even mention those>>33790087but i wouldn't be the one worrying about getting a penis job>>33790085only femanons
>>33790078It’s the equivalent of wearing a penis extender but stiched to your cock.
Women, if a man approaches you, would you prefer he asked for your number or that he offers you his own number?
>>33790028Can u summarize>>33790033Nobody cares u fucking ape moron
>>33790093>would you prefer small naturals over fake big ones?Ok but what would you prefer in a partner
>>33790092>JH still pining after copyanon
>>33790098i prefer natural stuff
>>33790086>>33790092>>33790093Please date atoga men
>>33790100I'm neither, but now you have to tell me the lore, because you're a gentleman :p
>>33790085Maybe
>>33790061You should probably kys right now>>33790063Youre a fucking moron u probably have a halfbreed kid. Why did i ever talk to u
>>33790095Offer his socials
>>33790095second one
>>33790095just ask if you can exchange contacts dumbassbesides, she'd make sure both of you got each other's numbers if she was actually interested
>>33790107Copyanon was an australian atoga shitposter who wanted to live on a sailboat. I thought "that ship has sailed" was some clever JH word play.
>>33790097>Can u summarizeThe education system has deliberately shifted from learning to actually read and form your own opinions to skimming texts and gathering summaries and then identifying the cultural themes, power dynamics, and author biases in a text in favor of what the text is actually saying.English majors can't read Charles Dickens for example. They couldn't read the text from the first seven paragraphs and then rewrite it in their own words. College professors no longer expect their students to be able to know how to read and entire book, in fact the students claim they don't know how. They prioritize critical literacy which is: "the ability to read, interpret, and question texts (written, visual, or auditory) to understand their power structures and sociopolitical contexts. It goes beyond surface-level decoding to analyzing authorial intent, cultural biases, and the ways texts reflect and influence society."I'm heading to bed though.>>33790084Worried about western civilization and the death of the western mind. It just makes me sad.
>>33790116kek, i kinda remembered now. didn't copyanon have many fan femanons? why tho? aside from the accent
>>33788652I have the 1st option, but I don’t care about tit fucks or anything. My girls boobs are pretty small. Small enough that they have very little hang time (A Cup). I’m an 8 inches at my best and I think it’s a good match.
>>33790105i scare them away :(
What are you hypocritical about in your dating preferences/choices? For me I want a high earner hard working woman despite being a lazy free loader piece of shit
>>33790121Okay, but I’m still waiting for the bit. Are you going to say we need jesus or a hitler?
>>33790133someone who can beat me up even if i am whiny
>>33790133MAn independent, go-getter (F).
>>33790135I just want people to read and think their own thoughts. Anything else can come after that. You can't even reason with people and have conversations unless they can think. You're not even dealing with people at that point.
>>33790133a tall boobiful man
>>33790121Yeah i think most people would be better off developing their own ways of analyzing authors but thatd take a long time. Most people couldnt do it. Its kinda funny like taking hundreds of ballet dancers and teaching them all the same moves then expecting them all to be good at ballet or something. Honestly im guessint its both on purpose and planned out because they want us to not notice things.
>>33790142Are you going to teach them?
>>33790144Smol
>>33790148yea :/
It’s over
>>33790150Grrreat!
>>33790151Time to declare bankruptcy
>>33790142>>33790142Well thats the point isnt it? If things arent good and u dont want people to revolt u stop them from looking up at the puppet masters. And whos strings come up from the puppet masters backs? And so on and so forth. The world is an old place, the universe is much olderId urge you to look at the importqnce of legacy in the human mind, wnd then the absolute surety that earth and humanity will never have a legacy. Dust to dust, yet we struggle. Why?Why would we fight for legacy if theree was no chance of one?
Men, an unwanted pregnancy (hookup, girlfriend, doesn’t matter) is happening. >preliminary round: you know you fucked up after sex, how would you convince a woman to take plan b if she doesn’t want too… or doesn’t think she needs it? If she still refuses, what’s your next course of action.>she’s pregnant. How would you convince her to get an abortion?
>>33790133M, I wanna find someone whos also loveshy
>>33790133Enjoys talking
>>33790159I would be stunned if any woman really wanted to have the kind of family where the father hates her guts, has a girlfriend he spends all his time with, a loveless home where the kid grows up weird and 3 peoples lives are ruined because we fucked up once
2am, can’t sleep. I should become a politician. To that other anon, nobody can read or write; they never could and they never will. Of all the people in all of human history, so very few were great authors. And the ones they stirred with their words did not ever know the meaning. Brainrot is the predestined course of mankind, the faustian bargain began with Prometheus’s flame. Or, to paraphrase Nietzsche, “I could say in 10 sentences what it take you to write in a book.” Culture is always in a state of decay because none of this is natural or just or real.
>>33790150>>33790154U there?
>>33790159If she doesnt want to take it I accept it.
manonswhy is white lingerie so underappericated?
>>33790173white lingerie is wife-core
>>33790168sorry i was watching something
>>33790173I also like purple.
>>33790173It's not
>>33790182Heckin!
femanons, how big are your boobs?
>>33790185no one would be able to hold them in their hands entirely
>>33790133I can cut my hair short but he can't have long hair
>>33790159Why would I not just embrace fatherhood?
>>33790189Not even… Shaquille O’Neil?
>>33790189really? thats impressive
>>33790195in that case i wouldn't want to be near him but i'm not 100% sure, maybe something would still spill out, specially if you hold them like that>>33790196small boobie girls can feel cuter things
>>33790189Sweeeeeet Jesus!
>>33790133>What are you hypocritical about in your dating preferences/choices?I wouldn't date someone as anxious as I am. And I need someone a little bit disorganized and go with the flow.
>>33790116With him long gone, I can admit that he got up in my head constantly. Like he pushed my buttons stupid hard and I genuinely didn't know how to handle it.
>>33790198Are you a good weight?
>>3379021719bmi
>>33790123He was really funny, witty and pleasant to talk to.
>>33790218Very nice. Got a boyfriend?
>>33790222no, i'm contained in a high security military base
>>33790226ill break you out
>>33790215How do you know he's gone?
>>33790226Time to touch grass ;)
>>33790231only if grass means germanic/nordic cutie with big pecs and strong thighs
>>33790228Because he clearly had goals that had nothing to do with us.
Girls like percentage wise how many if you are into mpreg and why? I dont get it.
>>33790236probably very little, a lot of times it's just a meme
>>33790232Borrrrring.Spice things up with an Italian Stallion, bae.
>>33790238nooo! and i'm not an uma musume
>>33790238nessuno vuole gli italiani, anon. sei troppo peloso.
>>33790238Well, i'm a Jewish girl and I usually spice things up with Black men!
most normal larp
>>33790234threads are less comfy and charming now
I just realised that I am not required to tell /atoga/ everything because this is not my blog.
>>33790251but i want to know
>>33790250It's cyclical. We'll get back around to the comforting threads sooner than later.
Not a shitposter here, anons how do i get my boyfriend to break up with me? I already insinuated and point blank asked him to change or break up but refuses to do so. Total ghosting isn't the option because i legit think he might lose his fucking shit and go rogue. Option 2, should i pay some big muscly chad to be in a pretend relationship with me for a couple of months doubling as security?
>>33790251I want to know everything about you and make sweet love to the image of you I have in my head
>>33790242Piccina, niente del genere. Tutto maschile.>>33790240You’re a bunny, hehe.
>>33790254too bad he refused to join the discord so we can't message him :(
>>33790260Aussies… yikes.
>>33790245Cringeeee
>>33790256"We are breaking up." Get your shit from him and leave?
>>33790256Tell him, you have herpes.That will shook him, lmao.
>>33790256Tell him you've got a ummm aaaaaa hmmmm
>>33790256tell him >>33790245
And I lose weight. From 40 kg to 37 kg. How can I make anal sex less painful and go full femboy? I gave up with women the same way they gave up with me
>>33790273this is why they gave up on you
>>33790269Good idea, but also will i be revenge porned or killed? I hope i got murdered
>>33790277Oh right… what with the revenge killing…lol
>>33790273Are you short and have a pretty face?
>>33790275Women scare me>>33790281I am short, but I am ugly and Brown
>>33790273Good Lord, seek help, brother.
>>33790280I kinda have a hunch that he might be secretly psycho. Plus he's like obsessed with true crime shit
Blogpost something
>>33790286anon sorry if i can't help but i'm really sorry to hear that you have to deal with such a person and hope you'll be alrightmaybe a security chad would help, i'll pray for you
>>33790269>>33790277Pretty sure thats why Chris Brown beat Rhianna
>>33790283Uh? All help I need is how I can stop needing approbation from they and finally live happy
>>33790277>will i be revenge pornedGet ahead of it and start an onlyfans
>>33790256Just break up with him. Are you retarded?
>>33790291I have no idea what you just said…But I hope you reel back into reality, soon.
>>33790287not really a blogpost but i kinda like it when someone didn't hear what i said and another man repeats it for me
>>33790287>>33790288Dating is scary huh? He just seem like a normie and somehow im here, months later with a guy who is almost nothing like who he was when i met him. I dont understand how his hobbies was seemingly a sham and when he got angry or happy it looks staged and calculated. Fuck man, we live in bumfuck vermont too so i think i might be killed lmao. Too bad i dont have a supportive parents to shelter me from potential psycho
>>33790286Many such cases.
>>33790299i had a friend who had a similar situation but it was ldr, the guy tried to act completely different from what he was like and he was very unstable, now she's on her own but it was very difficulti'm really sorry about it, i hope other anons can suggest you something that feels safe enough
>>33790299You can call a shelter and ask them to help you. But truly, if he was never abusive and never violent towads you, it's very unlikely that he goes from nothing to murdering you just because he likes watching true crime.
I wish she was real...
>>33790309I sure hope im being paranoid about it, but yeah idk if it might be depression but how could someone fabricate a personality out of thin air and act like said person for months until the mask slip?Thats psychotic shit in my opinion.
>>33790299Get your uncle(s), and male cousins to pay him a visit.
I wish she was veal...
>>33790315What do you think he fabricated exactly about his personality?
Be honest women. Would you tolerate me being up at 3am measuring spoons?Also, how's everybody's friday night going?
>>33790331Don’t accept their grippysocks!
>>33790319Jesus christ, almost everything? He was an athletic guy who was extroverted and chill. I get it if he's secretly depressed and need ro recuperate but he refused to go to the shrink and also refused to break up with me. And the scariest thing is when i almost dumped him, he switched back to his original persona for like a week. He suddenly have a life and its baffling that he can just do this if he wants to.Shit's mad scary yo
>>33790333Oh is that where you get grippy socks?
>>33790334to change topic a bit, what's life like in vermont
>>33790336I read it somewhere, probably just a meme. lolThe word is amusing.
>>33790341Eurooo
>>33790340I like when people call feet grippers because it reminds me of footjobs.
>>33790322Eh sure, if it makes you happy.I’m taking care of my grandmas dog after she fell. The dog is so sweet. I’m also playing vidya tonight
>>33790287made a friend from atoga recently :-)
>>33790344What vidya?
>>33790334Seems like he's just depressed. He puts up a persona to make you love him but he can't keep it up long term.
>>33790343Lulz
>>33790347Elden Ring and Satisfactory. I just unlocked coal power plant!
>>33790347NTATotal War: Rome Remastered.
>>33790334>she doesn't know about the sleeper autistic athlete build, and how/why to avoid themthis is what happens when you don't Ask The Other Gender Anything enough
>>33790351Neat. what's your favorite unit?>>33790350neat, what's your favorite ER boss?
>>33790354Midra
>>33790287I tried a chopped cheese for the first time today. I think it's a new york thing but there's a place on my way home from work that's in a shitty, nondescript building, run down building that makes them but it was delicious. I've been wanting to go fishing again since it's been a couple months... might do that next weekendend transmission
>>33790354Ironically, the Milita Hoplite.But second is the Legionnary 1st Cohort.
>>3379035*crackling noise*Affirmative
>>33790351I need to play Total War: Rome sometime. I put a good 100ish hours into Medieval II when I was a kid, I really enjoyed that game
>>33790358OopsMeant to reply to: >>33790356
>>33790352nta but what's up with that
>>33790287I'm invited to lunch tomorrow but I'm feeling really depressed. I was pretty excited to spend time with people but I don't think I can handle it rn
>>33790360It should be on sale at the Winter Steam sale in a few months.It’s good, but I wouldn’t pay more than $10 for it.
>>33790363NTA but it is just autistic men who cosplay as "Chad" and pick up the characteristics they think women like, without sincerely being like that.
GirlsIs having a bf who loves anime and anime girls really a turn off? Had a date with this chick at my place and when she saw my PC's wallpaper (Forgot to change it) I could instantly tell that her opinion of me changed. She didn't say anything, but I could literally feel it in the air. After that day, we texted a few times on whatsapp then after a 3 days or so, completely ghosted me.I really want to believe that this wasn't because of my wallpaper and anime figures on my shelf, but I don't know anymore ;_;
>>33790372unauthentic chads and unauthentic goths...
>>33790352Uuhhh also nta but please elaborate
>>33790374I wouldn't date a guy who is really into anime, personally.
>>33790373Oh hey that's me! I am famous!
>>33790374Yeah. Big red flag and I’m from Japan.
>>33790374I like anime too my dude but this is coomer shit
>>33790379Damn, sis is brutal.
>>33790374while i've never watched that gundam and like that one artstyle i need to point out your use of "chick" and emoticons, are around 30?i'm a weeb and to be honest i'm more into normies but waifu behaviour is off putting, showing attraction to that level to fictional girls like that is weird if you're going to date real girls
>>33790264The only way this could be "cringe", is that you're actually an tiny little insecure anti-semitic racist white incel man, who feels threatened by proud Jewish girls having sex with Black gentlemen!
>>33790386Now, THAT is mega cringe,
>>33790374The problem is probably more specifically sexy girls as figures or wallpapers than just anime in general.It might have also been in your head and your shame caused you to self-sabotage without really noticing after you realized she saw it.I have picrel as my wallpaper on one of my laptops, and I don't think most girls would mind something like this, it's just cozy and cute.
>>33790386Otay
I hate women.
Women-How much does it turn you on, when a man tells flatteries with his deep voice?
>>337903940 because i hate being flattered and deep voices are usually weird to me
Theres so many men of color out at this time of night. Perfect time to actually test my mettle. Some young urbanite tried to walk in front of my car and we both pussied out of attacking each other
>>33790394Never had that happen to me ;_;
>>33790397Socks.
I want to perform cunnilingus on my gf but she said it's "a little scary" but that I can because I really want to. How can I make it not scary for her? Is she just really self-conscious?
>>33790404Massage for her, then ease into the eating out phase.
>>33790404put a blindfold around your eyes maybe
>>33790399I thought lolcows didn't were aware they were one>>33790406Wait a minute...oh for god's sake here we go again...I'm not that guy
>>33790412I'm not even Indian
Women do you prefer a man with floppy man boobs, or a man with a flat boney chest?
>>33790412Fuck you, benchod.
>>33790419Dude, I won't poo in the fucking loo just because you want me to.
>>33790286All men are secretly peycho fuckin innocent person, if ur not angry about the way u are in the world, u got fucking broken early and ur still geting broken on a daily basis. Most guys whi are the most power hungry have to bend themselves into strange shapes just to not fucking kill themselves from pent up emotions. Thats why people are humuroys annoying tricksters or whateve, all twisted up and creative.. everyone wants to rule the world, but how boring would that be if u got evertrhing u want? Life is a battle a battle , for me to get my dick sucked, and currently im being routed, heavly routed.
sexo?
>>33790423
>>33790428dont the cat!
>>33790401Uhh people who walk in front of cars at night are either being assholes, or teying to rob u. They dont know until they see a victim, or a predator. Or a friend i gues idk. Predators only befriend those who fight. What im saying is they have knives at the very least. There was one fuckin one directoon and another like 50 feet up.
>>33790424NO SAAR BENCHOD PLEASE, NOT IN THE LOO BASTERD SAAR PLEASE I MUST NOT POO IN THE LOO EVER FUCK YOU BITCHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK
>>33790421Why are you typing like an anorexic?
>>33790379>>33790382>>33790383>>33790385>>33790391How is it any different than women having shirtless boyband posters in their room?
I am a narcissist but women still don't like me. le sigh
>>33790434They're women; they can't be held to any standard.
>>33790434Adult women generally don't have shirtless pictures of boys on their walls.
>>33790429Idk what that means but ive never seen a like psychopath or sociopath be good at sports. Theyre always social or business predators. I believe ive seen psychopaths before but that may be my own belief. They have dead eyes and the ability to act and lieat will. Idk. Its extremely unnerving to see one.
>>33790434A man being obsessed and coomerish over a 2d character feels like a loser and women don't want to be kissed by men like that
>>33790438I don't think he's ever been in an adult woman's room
>>33790444Trips waste on a madarchod.
any women actually here rn? or should i go to bed?
>>33790450i don't really want to be here rn
May as well ask this here too as I'm sure there are some perverted enough women to know what I'm on about.I have a degenerate fetish, but I have no clue what it's called or what it'd even fall under - It's a girl who's legal let's say 18-25, actively pretending to be younger. Clearly perverted, clearly knowing what she's doing to entice men, calling them perverts for fucking a little girl whilst clearly getting off on ensnaring them, doing something so taboo etc even in a role play/fantasy situation.Age play/age gap perversion? Loli-adjacent? ABDL? (absolutely not that one).There's an old 3 panel comic where the gist was a 33 year old woman pretended to be a girl scout and getting men to touch her tits in a box concealing them, having the man think they were something else which is as close to the vibe as I can put into words.I blame my Exes for calling themselves at one point a little loli/little girl/little fuck doll etc whilst we fucked for all this.
>>33790439Well heres a fucking tip. You keep your physical boundaries up as far as u can with these niggers. They sneak up on u, start doing threatening motions little sneaky shit like a fast aggressive foot stomp or whateve, little quick motion of their hand. If u let them do that without realizing whats happening they just get momentum until ur fucked and rheyve been aggressing on u for a while without u noticing. Normies dont really get that. Me telling u is just gonna do nothing im idk. Its very obvious if ur not a slouch. its similar to a manipulative person gerting wmotionally close to u in order to get sex then by the time u realize ur already fucked and cant push them away. Prejudgement is extrmely important in battle but then begins to become paranoia so yeah. Its a delicate game cuw if u blow ur load early u get exhausted. Idk
>>33790454>accusing me of being americanThats the worst insult i've ever gotten on this website...>>33790452can't blame you
>>33790434I don’t have that and that’s a teenager thing. You are an adult
>>33790458Retarded bastard award
>>33790411They know. If you've been here long enough anything's fair game.
>>33790459just don't reply to that
>>33790466Jesus. I didn't read the comment you replied to but this seems uncalled for.
>>33790453Loli pandering ddlg? Surely something was already wrong with you if you enjoy that without being forced
Also lets be honest if ur a woman it doesnt matter iust get a man to foght them with ur pussy energy or heart whwt er idc. If ur a guy u cant just watch them u gotta agress back asap or fuckin negotiate somehow to get them to stop. If theres some kind of crazy huge fuckin monster guy bullying u dont pretend ur tonna beat him with some strategy. I should coach self defense
How many schizos are here right now?
>>33790466Ur obviously mad that u have to use a pistol cus u cant fight. I dont own one though it seems stupid. Id probably kms if i had one. Also im not good ar fighting either but w.e ill do it i dont want to unless i have a reason
>>33790469I mean I shut it down initially but the amount of girls I've met who start the "I'm into calling you daddy and being called a little girl" isn't exactly a two nickel situation at this rate.Considering I like being physically dominant and women being... Emotionally? Dominant in that sort of way using my brute strength for their pleasure is hot enough for me
>>33790472I'm not here right now, I'm over there. So make sure you don't count me.
Theyre so fuckin jealous that im willing to risk safety. Thats what u have to do to gain physical skill. Try getting anything in life doing the same safe shit over and oher lol. Lmao keep typing im not even tough in just posting
>>33790475Waste of talent, women can be silly sometimes but i can't believe that some of you would actually get into the daddy stuff ugh
>>33790463Noted
Why do women want men to kill themselves?
>>33790480Tf are u taliing about mad bitch. I would probably kill u if i har a gun
>>33790450me. just browsing for now.
>>33790479I can ruin you too if you really want me to, you little brat.
>>33790487Ur not doing urself any favors ur obviously eo fucking scared of them. Fuckin idiot
>>33790488I have retarded fetishes but none of them include being called those kinds of things and age regressing so i'm safe, i hope you can heal anon
Theyre fuckin good fighter theyre fast they got gangs but idk theyre not bad people. White guys in the country are solid af idk urban white guys are so fuckin dumb. I think id rather fight a blafk guy than a country white guy, i feel like theyd legit just shoot me that almost happened. They are kind of more scary imo they are solid and strong and big. No homo
>>33790442I just see it as extra proof that he's straight. Why be judgmental like that?
>>33790491Now I'm curious, how retarded are we talking?
>>33790453It's age play, but I don't know enough about that to say with certainty if there's a more specific label or that it's the other way around where age play implies something like this and there is a specific different term for when either or both partners want to play being actual kids.But it definitely falls under that umbrella imo. From the little I do understand, the whole point of age play is to enjoy things associated with being that specific age - like people that play (sexual or non-sexual) they are young kids tend to feel soothed by being tucked in, coloring etc. It only makes sense that if the dynamic you like is teenager - older person and you specifically love the age gap, you would like being called out for being in that age gap attraction. I have no idea how common it is but I don't think it is rare enough that you should worry about being able to meet a willing partner in the first place. I am someone who has if anything always actively resented the whole "precocious young beauty and experienced older man" trope, but even I have at times enjoyed sexual fantasies in which I'm 15-18, not because I want to sexualize my former self necessarily but because I remember being that age and being thirsty and clueless in that specific way. At the time I would not have been able to enjoy sex the way I did older because I was way too insecure, anxious, depressed etc. But it can be fun to imagine a hypothetical universe in which I was both that yearning for "something" and actually able to have a mindblowing sexual experience with someone who knew exactly what they were doing. Basically teenage years are most everyone's sexual coming of age years and I think that plays into the appeal too for many. Of course some women will be creeped out and think you secretly find them old. But I think ones that would understand without needing much explanation exist too. Plus the "barely legal" (but really young twenties) is so common in porn..
Also white guys are the best shooters everyone knows that. They really idk have a reputation and they just are. Ok u win with rules and regulations and ur a pussy. It works long term but girls will never like u sexually for that. I hage better sex than u despite being socially fucking retarded and kinda poor and insane
>>33788637No gf i barely eat stale breadHave gf i make lasagnaShe no bf she eats taki'sShe with bf she eats taki'sWe are not the sameNo gf I keel selfShe says keel selfWe are not the sameWomen, Heartburn?
For white and asian women, would you be open to dating an ethnic Indian man if he is westernized enough?
>>33790508Yes, Indian men are amazing people.
>>33790496Normally you don't need extra proof of a man being straight, i get it but even if so there is no relevancy for that, and characters really don't sell the idea well, it makes you look detached and as if you care too much about girls but can't get real ones. Nothing appealing about that.
>>33790416I can go for either, no real preference upfront, it would depend on the specific body, the bigger picture.
I don't know wtf happened, but I somehow slept 9h tonight.State gender.How have you been sleeping lately?
>>33790508I'm not open to dating any foreigner.
>>33790501Ryona for example, i'm the CEO of retarded fetishes so i can certify if your fetish is retarded, and i once posted sonething similar about the box thing but it didn't have retarded ageplay in that
>>33790508I'm not single now but back when I was, yes. Though I would definitely be cautious upfront, you hear a lot of horror stories (not specifically about Indian men but more generally dating non-western men as a western woman) where men seem compatible until you get married/pregnant and then they become super conservative anyway - OR they do legitimately hold progressive values but they still pander to their very present conservative family in every way. Those are things you do not want to find out once you're already in way deep emotionally.
Sigh
>>33790511> if you care too much about girls but can't get real ones. Nothing appealing about that.Again, another baseless assumption to make. Just because someone likes watching porn once in awhile doesn't mean they can't get laid. Just because someone hates dogs doesn't mean they like cats. Just because someone appreciates 2D art (even if it's lewd) doesn't mean they only like it because of the lewd aspect and not the artistic side of it.
>>33790525Cry harder.
>>33790523You are a virgin Timmy>>33790521Did you know that there are Indians who were born and raised in the west too? Why label all of them as foreigners? They have more in common with you than a white guy from Romania
>>33790531Of course, as I said, I am specifically talking about people that appear to align with your values/world views but turn out different. If it was clear upfront that we were just completely different in that regard, dating wouldn't happen anyway so it would be a non-issue.>a white guy from RomaniaIt's not about skin color, I would feel the same about a white guy from Romania.
>>33790526No one is saying it's a fact, it's a feeling you get and makes the other person look ubdesireable. I wouldn't date guys who say they like mlp because i think they're pedos but it's an assumption that makes me stay away from them not a truth.And i'm speaking of a male human that uses female characters (not just original work) as background of their displays, not someone who is more casual about it.
I keep imagining having sex with somebody I hate.Genuinely there is no other person I wish more that I had never met than her.Probably not very normal... any thoughts?
>>33790534You fuck dogs and shoot up public schools when girls reject you. Also, your mums do onlyfans.>>33790535Fair.
>>33790503That's actually a really in depth look at it, I think I over clarified too much, don't want it to be read as "ouuuuh kids". From the girls I've been with it's been shockingly common, but it has to be enthusiastic(?) consent, perverted, alluring etc as when it gets close to cnc rape I get extremely uncomfortable. Hence why I was looking for a rough definition. As describing it never sounds normal. And I guess you are striking a chord as for me I missed my teenage years entirely, could be something to do with that too but that's probably getting too deep into psycho analysis
>>33790537>make the other person feel undesirableI genuinely don't get this.
There's something about her: why was I the one she chose?The ground feels cold underneath my toes.
>>33790541Eh. Not as common as fantasizing about sex with someone you really like, but I don't think it's weird. Hatefucking (or more generally sex that is overtly unloving/angry/frustrated) is a thing and this could be a first sign that it's really your thing. Sexual fantasies about someone can also be a way to fantasize about having (more) control. I had sexual fantasies about my therapist sometimes who was not conventionally attractive, but he made me feel uncomfortable all the time and it was weirdly satisfying to imagine me being the one shutting him up and making him stumble for a change. Maybe it's something like that, maybe you feel like she looks down on you and if you fucked her, you would "show her" and she would realize she has no idea who you are, stuff like that.Anyway as long as you are not actually tempted to consider acting on this I would not worry. Though it can definitely be helpful to earnestly ask yourself why this appeals to you. Not to condemn yourself but just to understand yourself better over time, which will happen if you keep asking yourself questions, even if you usually don't know the answer at first.
>>33790546Tried my best to explain it to you but yeah most women think like that even if they're weebs or have husbandos themselves
>>33790553I personally wouldn't have an issue with my weeb girl fawning over fictional guys. Just admit you're too low IQ to separate fiction from reality.
Why do posts like this stay up >>33790557
>>33790558I think it's more understandable and less weird for girls too
>>33790561Oh my bad, wanted to say that your WOMEN fuck dogs, not you. They find you so undesirable they'll rather get it on with a dog, lmao
>>33790551Why, has this happened to you?
Will never feel bad nor apologize for being Indian. Try harder, racists
>>33790560Just report the spam and samefagging and wish for the best
>>33790543>As describing it never sounds normal.Hmm I would say something like, that you enjoy the contrast of your partner both playing a younger/innocent person and actually having the upper hand in the dynamic, enjoying their power over you, teasing you for your helpless attraction to them even though you shouldn't, just being a bratty teen... Basically that you want them to have a dominant role and not act like a sub, let alone a victim. You won't be able to change that it needs to click for someone and not everyone will be able to see what you see, but again as you also say I don't think it should be an issue to find people overall either. Honestly I think most people are easily a bit nostalgic about those years, whether because they missed out, because it was so great, or anything in between. I think it doesn't really come out in a sexual form for most people but that the feelings that appeal to you in this, are familiar on some level to most.
>>33790541Getting your wires crossed in such matters is probably not good for you, but I think it's not that unusual.
>>33790552>Maybe it's something like that, maybe you feel like she looks down on you and if you fucked her, you would "show her" and she would realize she has no idea who you are, stuff like that.I think it is something like that. And adding to that, I am generally a very dominant person in bed, but I know this like boundaries and safewords are important. I set those up before sex, since I don't want things to go south.There probably is a form of subjugation at work in my mind when it comes to her though.I appreciate your honest reply.
Why are white women usually chill, but white men are often raging incels? Not being racist, just an observation, just like you guys group all brown people together
*drolls over your pillow*
>>33790541How?Are you a hate sex person? Or are you just someone in power that is discussed at yourself because, You see them as someone beneath you?I want to know about this
It's ok
>>33790575If I ever figure it out I'll let you know.
just took a fat shit and I couldn't stop thinking about how much I hate women
>Timmy got bonked by based moddosHahahahhaha
>>33790583See >>33790573.I am not in contact with her, we don't even live in the same country anymore.I do look down on her and in my fantasy she begs for forgiveness, while accepting that she wants to be put into her place by me.Don't think this is a healthy fantasy.
tomorrow I have a date with a girl, shes incredibly cuteshes probably going to reject me so Ill end up hating women even more
where is everyone
>>33790571Well that's the hardest but hottest bit to explain, when I tried to explain it to my Ex in Dom/Sub terms she was turned off.When she understood it was a sub basically saying "pound me harder" because physically I know she can't overpower me, knowing that she can turn that on its head, make it so I won't even want to pull away from her, pound her harder, stroke my cock faster little things like that hnnnnng are the bits that get me going.The extra perverted bits of the fantasy are hot but not as much as the main part
>>33790598Work, dates, vacation, travel, out with friends, sexing and snuggling their partner
>>33790573>There probably is a form of subjugation at work in my mind when it comes to her though.Yeah I think so too. It's a way to "take back control" even if just mentally.Again I wouldn't worry about the fantasy. Not just because it's only a fantasy but also because the way the mind works, any thought that scares you or causes you to push it away hard, will become all the more nagging. Sexual thoughts especially thrive on taboo and self-condemnation. If you allow the fantasy to wash over you without giving it a lot of weight, it will grow stale more quickly than if it remains this hugely loaded forbidden thing.
>>33790521Shut up and fuck off to an indian forum u shit smelling bitch
>>33790594Shut up pussy u smell like shit and worship cows in fucking shitladesh. Ur a fucking loser and that girl is fake probab
>>33790598weekend so low femanons, which means less male posters toothen a lot of people close the thread when entj is around
>>33790609they should just go back to banning tripfags and namefags
>>33790596Oh so it is a power struggle then. That's sad to me. More power to you anon. I think i hate your type.
>>33790597Good luck, anon. Just remember, she's more scared of you (because of the implication) than you are of her.
>>33790599Nah I get that. Being provocative/mean and bratty is even more daring when you can't back it up with much physically, you just have that much faith in your own power that this does not matter and you still feel invincible anyway. Either way it will always be easier to convey to someone who already relates or shares some of your feelings. After all it's so emotional, you might as well try explaining why a certain food they dislike IS good, no matter how well you describe it, it either hits home or it doesn't.
>>33790434I don't have shirtless boyband posters, and don't know any woman my age who does.
I am a hate women person.
Women - If a man has dated many Chinese women, would you prefer not to know?
>>33790575Whit women arent chill they suck major dick. The only good white people are alt or like goth or fucking weird. Asian women are better and latin women are kinda stupid and idk. Black women are horrible. Asian women are genuinely the best women imo. But raven haired beautiful white women are so fucking amazing and like steong. Ill never get one but w.e . At least i can fuckin idk read books and god samn it im gonnw kms via lethal driving into a tree or a bears territory
>>33790508No, I only like very pale white guys.>>33790514F. I slept like utter shit for the last month but yesterday I slept a good 8 hours. It was fantastic.
>>33790620No, if anything you not telling someone and her finding out down the line will actively imply you have more to hide. Unless these were very short-lived relationships, you probably can't hide them long term anyway.Also I feel when I'm the real thing for a guy or not. If I am, I don't care if I'm not his usual type or whatever else. It might help that I like lots of different looks/traits myself too but it would not imply anything negative to me.
>>33790614were meeting in a public place, I doubt shes scared. she has no reason to beshes so hot a million white knights would came to defend her if I rubbed her the wrong way
>>33790619>>33790620This phyops is obnoxious, you know this right anon? Like the whole one bad thing to make them like you is redundant played out and looks all around stupid from your part.
>>33790605>If you allow the fantasy to wash over you without giving it a lot of weight, it will grow stale more quickly than if it remains this hugely loaded forbidden thing.Does this mean you suggest I just masturbate to it if my mind wanders to it and then be done with it, not giving it much thought?>>33790612I am confused, what else were you expecting? Like I would just enjoy degrading her for selfish reasons and there are no personal feelings going on?
If a girl asks you what you like about them, is appropriate to say that you enjoy spending time with her because she's meek, quiet, reliable and trustworthy?
>>33790634haha, this question has got me good numerous times and I'm still never prepared for it.
>>33790620Unless he lived in China or something, I'd like to know beforehand so I can avoid him. In general if a guy has a strong type and I'm not that type I'd rather be with someone else.
>>33790633>Does this mean you suggest I just masturbate to it if my mind wanders to it and then be done with it, not giving it much thought?Yeah pretty much. If you do want to think about it, reflectively trying to observe your own needs/emotions is fine, beating yourself over the head like "what's wrong with you", "what would she think if she knew" only undermines you and serves nobody.
I'm a woman and I'd love to visit India one day. Not the slums obviously, but the nice areas in Mumbai, goa etc...
>>33790633>would just enjoy degrading her for selfish reasons This is a trash sadist kink. FAnd people wonder why i don't date.
>>33790634This has to be bait... if not, no, you might as well say "because you're a sure thing and you're here".
>>33790494>I live in rich white neighbourhoodA bit out of place for you, don't you think? I'm sure they didn't designate that specific neighbourhood, and yet...
In real life india has favourable rating among majority of people in the western countries as per recent PEW survey, But the leftist islamist nexus propaganda on social media says the opposite using cherry picking of incidents, but that is a logical fallacy.
>>33790639I know some white girls who have gone in the past couple of years. They did like the trip. There were goofy indian guys that wanted to take photos with them, but they mostly just thought it was kind of funny and didn't have a bad experience with it.
>29 lakh viewsCan't make this shit up
>>33790634I'd use different words. Meek and quiet have a negative connotation. Maybe find a different way to describe it - for example, say that you really enjoy she's gentle and soft spoken.
It's so weird that this thread just occasionally devolves into indiahate posting for like 30 minutes at a time a couple of times a day.I assume it's all the same guy every time?
>>33790652Nigger stfu ur so fuckint dumb. >>33790639Who the fuck cares say something other thwn just look at me. Nobody gives a fuck u dont have titties online so learn to say something real
>>33790655Paid bot or loser Timmy
>>33790655>average IQ 76.24 My dog has a higher IQ than that holy shit this cannot be real
Hey bros, get this one too >>33790669
Pale whit guys are goated i saw some hot cute retard girl pull her boyfriends hand in to her and he just let her do it then fucking slammed the car door in her face kinda funny as fuck. She seemed enamoured with himIve neve seen a blond man in a work setting in my entire life. I see then in public sometimes and rarely. They always are fuckin like players or just reedy idk weirdos. I have never seen an adult blond man working a job in a store ever. Ever.
>>33790673>Pale whit guys are goatedThey really are.
Am I reading too much into it?Few days ago we had a student group outing to know eachother better since we just started the year. We went to pub and settled at the table in the corner. I'm closest to the 'exit' and girl i talked to for a while asked me if I could go and fetch her a straw for her beer since i'm the closest to the exit. She was very comfy at her seat and would have to excuse like 1 person to get that thing herself and I think I was in a middle of a conversationIt seemed exploitative in nature to me so I jokingly refused. But maybe I'm just reading too much into it? Her and I were one of the first people to gather and she seemed little bitchy showing that she is not very pleased to be there etc.
>>33790669This would make a terrifying SCP
>>33790685You are reading way too much into it. You had a easy time getting out, and she'd have to make someone get up.
>>33790685Who drinks beer through a straw?Why does your proximity to the exit make you the best candidate for straw retreival?
>>33790691Somebody call Valk she would absolutely love this lmao
>>33790680Yeah, i outclass them though, i fuck like an animal. If that animal was dome kijd of wounded bear. I also want to fuck a teen and her mom at the same time ngl inknow thats random. I saw one at a garage sale this morning and theyvwere trying ot get me aroused. I suck at flirting with teens. She bounced onto her like uh fuckin in the bj position but ibhave a high toleranfe dor that unlees idk plus teens are fucking stupid. The point is i eish ibcould tuck w teen wnd her mom at the same time like fuck the teen then her mom sucks it idk.
>>33790693nta, I drink beer through a straw sometimes because it's cute.
>>33790697Based and wild man nature called>>33790699That is cute and valid nothing wrong with that, I’m already two beers in
Honestly the teen mom thing isnjust an imagination thing at this point the idk like i really dont think just fantasizing about any person based on looks is gonna be a realistic estimate of how u would have sex.
Thread is saved and pajeet free again thanks to our resident chad thread hero ENTJ
>>33790640I was asking if that is what you were expecting.>>33790637Hm ok, I'm kind of afraid of it becoming a normal thing.
>>33790692in the end some other guy got her a straw, kek.Still, why make someone end conversation early just so they can get you something you can live without? Is beer undrinkable without a straw?
Ugly women are so fucking oushy about wanting you to give them sexual energy i fuckin hate it. They dont even realize how disrespectful it is to like run into me and interrupt my flow of dickerfy with hot firls in public. Its like so fucking annoying how pushy and unaware they are. Its like me with love and curiousoity. Theres just no way to combat that try to fuckin tell a starving man who just like escaped a desert that hes being rude for trying to break bread with u. Its fucking stupid i wish i was some kind of knight from ds
>>33790712You did good. She wanted to see how spineless you are.
>>33790685>It seemed exploitative in nature to me so I jokingly refused.You are fucking retarded.
>>33790707Stop talking about yourself.
>>33790712It was out of line to interrupt a conversation but I'm sure she didn't think much about it, she just wanted a straw and saw you could get it for her easily.
God, why are moids here so redditlike?
>>33790717Cuckworm, you never had a gf in 28 years and you're a rape victim. You're the only "fucking retard" here, lmao.
>>33790699If it isnt a metal staw u askin for microplastics
>>33790722Incel hands.
>>33790722I could ask the same about foids who say things like "if you're busy living your best life and being yourself then it's impossible not to have a girlfriend"
>>33790725Sorry, but I'm not afraid of drinking out of the same straws that everybody has been drinking out of for like 100 years.
how do I within legal means have sex with the hot girl Im dating tomorrow?anything is on the table
>>33790722What does this mean?
>>33790720fair enough>>33790715also a possibilityWell i just hope I didn't come off as a jerk for refusing a simple request
>>33790722They dont got shit to say they just fuckin masturbate and jerk ofd to hentai. I went to a park and got kicked out and handcuffed cus i thought someone was getting raped. I also fucking hate other people
>>33790736Kiss her, shes easy.
>>33790738You did come off as a jerk, she asked you a favor that would have taken you 10 seconds and you refused.
>coworkers are now asking me for cat food so they can feed the cats too>they still remark that it's weird how I always have cat food with meMake up your mind guys baka
Women, how would you react to your bf having a close female friend whos looks and personality are very similar to yours?
Ugh, i skipped the gym today because my favorite gym towel wasn't dry. I'm regretting it.
>>33790744It *is* weird that you always have cat food with you, but since you do might as well put it to good use. I see no conflict in this.
>>33790741what if she resists?
>>33790747I'd wonder why he likes me and not her.
>>33790754Why would you assume he doesn't like both of you?
>>33790748Fuck. Do some pushups and squats. STAT! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
>>33790742Uh ok can u post ur titties foe me itll only take 10 seconds otherwise ur a jerk>>33790736Tell her im in your pants
>>33788637M or FWhich anime do you like?
MenWould you be grossed out by a woman with electricityplay fetish
>>33790754She rejected him before they became friends
>>33790761No, but I'm also a switch into me using it on her and vice versa
>>33790761M. I may have seen a video where a woman built a machine to shock the inside of her vagina..
>>33790760MCorry in the house is my fav anime
>>33790760fnone
>>33790761No but I would be very concerned, electricity is dangerous
>>33790760MNot that worthless, generic garbage you just shat out.
>>33790761Spontaneous reaction, more creeped out than grossed out.Inflicting or receiving? If the latter I guess I could indulge with low voltages. If the former, I'm running away fast.
>>33790756I mean, I wouldn't want to be with a man who likes another woman.>>33790762Then I'd break up with him, that's a deal breaker for me.
>>33790765I am now way more distrustful of any female electrical engineer
>>33790773Would it be less of a problem if she wasnt so similar to you
>>33790771Receiving. Like you zap me while fucking me
>>33790760Im bigger into vidya
>>33790777No. I would not immediately think about it, but that's it. I just do not want to be in a relationship with soemone who is close with a person they had a crush on. Too much headache.
>>33790779Metro exodus was so shit
>>33790773>I mean, I wouldn't want to be with a man who likes another woman.That's your prerogative. But I feel it's a bit sad that you wouldn't want to be with a man whom you like who likes you, just because he has more love in his heart.
>>33790747I'd be a bit concerned. If we're both his type then what makes me different?
>>33790778More like while asking you the location of the rebels
>>33790782What's there to be sad about? I'm monogamous, it makes no sense for me to invest in a relationship with a man who isn't.
>>33790781All the parts not vs humams were good
>>33790778That's weird, but not necessarily a dealbreaker.No idea how I would feel about it long term. I might get into it, or I might get really weary of it.
>>33790782>he has more love in his heartNta, but that's a pretty disingenuous way of putting it
>>33790787Monogamy is a choice. If he's with you and not her, he's clearly made that choice.
>>33790790How would you put it?
>>33790256You should get some balls and dump him before he murders you.
>>33790256>I already insinuated and point blank asked him to change or break upCan women not take ANY action for themselves?
>>33790791It isn't for me. I only feel love and desire for one person at a time. I have no interest to be in a relationship with a man who has a second close relationship with a person who he is in love with.
>>33790794Keeping people you are attracted to around despite being in a relationship isn't love. You're asking for trouble
>>33790374I can fix him.
Girls would you date a guy who drives a classic land rover? It has no AC and needs me to fix it regularly!
>>33790374From experience every girl I know, all two of them, said they find anime figurines creepy. Maybe wallpapers are ok
>>33790801Who tf cares die retard
>>33790802Yeah, sadly I find guys who are kind of retarded like that really hot.
>>33790800>isn't loveI think it s.
>>33790508>>33790626No because same
>>33790807It surely isn't love for the person you're in a relationship with.
>>33790802Do you want a truck bed but one that lets stuff just fly off becoming hazardous to pedestriams and motorists alike? Then have we got a deal for you.
>>33790810Again, I disagree.
how do I convince my wife to cosplay as Klee from genshin impact without coming across as a lolicon?pic related its Klee
Haven't ridden a bike in so long
>>33790819What's going on?
>>33790806Excellent news.>>33790813It has eyelet tie downs on top of the tray that you can kind of see, and I welded a rail around the underside of the tray for infinite tie off points. But mostly the only time I'm carrying something is my swag and esky when camping, which tie down very easily and securely.
>>33790819>just lost my jobThat was faster than expected.
>>33790761I would rather smack your ass instead
>>33790820Riding bikes is fun.
>>33790822>eyeletHow will people without big eyes ever recover?
>>33790827Yes.
>>33790819Im on anti psychotics but I was diagnosed as psychotic disorder not otherwise specified
>>33790831>this fucking sucksIt does. You seem to be in a particularly bad low right now.
>>33790817I'll start by saying that, fundamentally, I do not believe you can be in love with two people at the same time. I am in love with my husband, and I love him with all I am, with all I have; while I do have love for other people it's not romantic in nature. But beside that - if you truly loved someone and were committed to that relationship, you would not be doing things that put it at risk, like spending time with a person you have a crush on. You'd understand that the other person would find it hurtful to see you pining after antoher woman, you'd understand the fact that it's hard to trust someone to not cheat on you when they have another woman so close, and move on from the friendship to prioritize your relationship.Unwillingness to do so shows you do not love your gf.
>>33790820Dude, do it, it's the tits. Rode for the first time since childhood earlier this year, it really is "like riding a bike"
>>33790831I'm sorry you're not feeling well, qt. Is your sister with you? Have you been seen by a doctor?Take care of yourself.
Women, how well do you fit the tradwife archetype?
>>33790845I did okay for a couple days a few weeks ago but then I fell back into depression and have been in bed for the past 3 or 4 weeks not being very tradwifey. I'll try again soon though.
>>33790839Well said
>>33790808thats not what u said last night>>33790839love isnt real its just transactional
>>33790845F. I think I fit most of the bill in terms of lifestyle, I like the clothes, but don't have the temperament.
Tfw I'm basically my crush's type but he's still attached to his (now married) ex that he broke up with. Even if he does return my feelings someday I'll always be worried that I'm just a substitute
>>33790854i recommend u suck my dick and stfu bitch literaly who cares, talk to your therapist or your crush about that.
>>33790843Alright! I'll do it.
>>33790851Call your sister, silly. She loves you and would want to take care of you.
>>33790852I didn't say anything. You thanked me for spitting on you.
You've been…. THUNDERSTRUCK!
>>33790839>understand the fact that it's hard to trust someone to not cheatIf you trust yourself not to cheat you kind of expect the person you're in a relationship with to also trust you. Particularly if you're being open and honest about the situation.>move on from the friendship to prioritize your relationship.>Unwillingness to do so shows you do not love your gf.Not an entirely unfair point. But the logic feels to me like there's a danger of spilling over into controlling behaviour and holding the relationship for ransom.
>>33790817You really love shitting up these threads, huh.You're not funny though.
>>33790865You're not a bother. You're not feeling good right now, she loves you and she wants to be there for you.Call her. See if she can help. Don't be dumb.
>>33790853So you'll wear a sundress and stay at home and cook for your husband but also yell at him a lot?That sounds extremely trad
>>33790857Fuck off you cunt, if you schizos can blogpost then I will too
Women, do you think snapdragon laptops will take off in the personal computing space?
Why does pumpkins produce a juice that sticks to your hands EVEN AFTER WASHING THEM TWO FUCKING TIMES
>>33790851>someone else will probably cart me off to the loony bin soon enoughWhen was the last time you got locked up? Some time before summer, was it?
>>33790875>does*doAnyway, I think I'm getting McD for lunch and just eat this pumpkin stuff for lunch.
>>33790875Reminds me of my ex haha. Jk I've been single my entire life.
>>33790875Why don't you wear gloves?
>>33790865>Holy fuck end my lifeAs long as you never post here again, I don't care.Thread is so much better without your spamming shit.
>>33790861ok ent jeet was pretending to be you but ur still dumb and starbucks is a good business imo they have great locations. >>33790872blogpost? mf i blog post about my life you blog post about some guy who probably is a loser. nobody cares. if u wanna blog post go ahead, say literally anything ill give u a fuckin template here:>today I did (thing) and (thing happened), it was (simile) or I felt (emotion) about it. there.
>>33790880I keep forgetting about it... >:(>>33790879>Reminds me of my exNothing does that better than cooking for me, unfortunately.>I've been single my entire life.At least nothing got tainted by bad memories then.
>>33788637>be M>listen to metal and hard rock all the time>but also occasionally indulge in a marathon of guilty pleasure pop songs that were popular during my childhoodDo women even relate to the concept of guilty pleasure songs? After all, guys are the ones who have to police their media intake to avoid getting branded as gay.
>>33790868>If you trust yourself not to cheatI trust myself not to cheat, but I also don't put myself in circumstances where my husband would have to be afraid I do something inappropriate - I don't spend time alone with men who aren't family, I don't go to bars, I am always completely sober unless he's around, etc. Not because I'm personally afraid that if I'm alone with a guy I'd cheat, but because I know he is uneasy with it and I don't want him to feel uneasy if unnecessary. It is as simple as that for me. I believe that a guy who loves you has the same energy.
>>33790826Why not both?
>>33790877You're not a bother for your sister. She loves you. Give her a call and see what she thinks.I'll be thinking of you, let us know how you feel when you can.
>>33790888I have nothing more to add to this conversation but I'm going to try to digest what you're saying.
Don't care if anyone sees me posting on 4chan in public.
>>33790854The moment my ex dumped me, he resumed sadposting about his previous, now-married ex on social media lmao, take that for whatever it's worth
>>33790887I do, but I was raised like a boy and also got molested like a girl, so my shit's all kinds of fucked lmao
Food is the reason to live also the reason why you can live.
>>33790871Yeah - I do wear sundresses, cook everything from scratch, I'm the one who does most of the chores, I grow my own vegetables and have my own chickens, and I'm switching to part time work with the new year. I don't yell at him, or really anyone. I'm very patient. I'm just pretty argumentative and love a good disagreement, I have strong opinions and will voice them to him. I respect his, I'll happily change my mind if he makes a good point, but I'm not meek and submissive. I feel like in day to day life I often take the lead because he's more disoranized while I think everything thoroughly and always have a plan. I'm fairly feminine in other ways, I'm very motherly and caring, and I love him with my whole heart. But I will not trust him to know how to walk around in an airport.
Can you imagine your self as that old tiny frail woman femanon?
>>33790904>"DOOMSDAY IS UPON US"I know this feel. It hasn't been true yet.
>>33790895>>33790904Please do let me know, I care for you a whole lot.Try to not drink. I know it's a big ask but I don't think it's good for you right now. Just try to talk with someone you trust, like your sister, and see if she can help you feel better.
>be guy>friend asks if I'm happy (like overall in life) after we spend an afternoon doing bro shit>he's in a low spot in life, lie and tell him I am>it's been over a year later later>his life has completely flipped 180°, seems to be doing great>every now and then I end up thinking about that momentNot sure if that statement has ever been true, desu. Was I in the wrong for doing that?
My identity is secret. Just letting you all know that I will be monitoring these threads at random times so I can exact something in the name of vengeance you have been warned. spread the message this applies to both genders. Mostly on regulars and sorry but their will be some unfortunate side damage, my apologies in advance.
>>33790911No. I already feel frail some nights, I don't want to imagine being even worse at taking dick.
>>33790918I wish I had more drama to be exposed ITT. It feels like other namefags have way more shit to hit the fan over despite them not being around as long or as active as I have been in general.
>>33790887Yeah, of course. I've had a Sabrina Carpenter song stuck in my head for weeks.
>>33790918If I happen to find my self in the crossfire I will exact my own revenge in the future. (You) have been warned.
>meeting chinese girl for language exchange>she says she wants to call first>asks me how many people I met before her>asks if they were girls>talks about dating foreignersguys Im starting to think shes more interested in dating than teaching me chinese
>>33790925Tell her you want a professional relationship and you are not looking for anyone right now. You got this man. Don't let her pressure you into anything.
>>33790930Thanksit would be horrible if she took me to a hotel and made love to meI dont think I could ever recover from being used in such a way
>>33790925Don't get CHONG'd by the CCP my dude.
>>33790900Well damn
>>33790922It seems like you did a good job so you don't have nothing to fear, for now.
>>33790935I like the "for now".
Should I tell my bro to shit on me if I don't shoot my shot the next time I see this qt I'm crushing on?
>dating cute girl>really cute>asks me what I like about her>completely blank>can only think of physical things>say she has a nice personality>she glows up and smiles>saved.jpgsometimes my genius is frightening
Do women think less of a guy if he has weird sexual trauma in his past?
>>33790941theyre gonna say no but they do.hide that shit niqqa
>>33790941No, but it could play a role in terms of how attracted I am to him. Depends.
>>33790942I hide it. The two people I ever told betrayed my trust.
>>33790924The guilty will pay the hardest. There is fear in you. I like that. I already lost, only the guilty can lose now.
>>33790914>>33790904take this off the site
>>33790941Honestly that'd be such a relief because I also have weird sexual trauma
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>>33790938Just a reminder to keep going on a good track.
>>33790932No problem man! Stay safe.
>>33790949Sorry, I would like to date a normal girl
>>33790945Nta, you are better off hiding it. People will look down on you for way more insignificant things
Thinking about getting an escort. The cart ain't gonna move it self.
>>33790949I would feel that relief too. Otherwise it just feels like something I’m carrying.
Do you beleive in santa claus?
>>33791178What do you mean?
