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I'm 25. I want to lose my virginity. I know I'm too socially retarded to ever have a girlfriend.
Prostitution is illegal in the country I live in (Poland). I would like to hire a whore but I don't know where to find one.
I don't have any friends either. I've been to the city at night but only found people who try to get you to go to a strip club which is not something I'm interested in.
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>>33806280
Become Catholic. Jesus loves Polish souls.--That's proven.
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You're in the EU. You can find a prozzy in one of the countries where it is legal.
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>>33806894
I am a catholic. It doesn't matter with regards to women.
>>33807132
I don't have enough money to go to the netherlands
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>>33807160
Prostitution is legal in Germany, and escorts are legal in the Czech Republic.

A one way bus to Prague cost 30 euros. You would need to book hotel/hostel somewhere.
I saw ads for escorts in the middle of the city. On a website online they were for 100 to 300 euros for an hour, though I think massage parlors are much cheaper.
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>>33807187
These are probably meant for an international audience. Escorts are also legal in Poland. Just google "Poland Escorts" in polish
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>>33806280
At the strip club there will be people who know about prostitutes in your area for sure
I got a bingo btw still wouldn't go to a whore I don't find it sexy at all.
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>>33807200
What is the difference between escort and prostitute
>>33807187
Yeah I could probably afford to go to Czechia
I didn't know they had that stuff there
Germany is a bit more expensive
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>>33806280
Jesus Christ I literally hit all the points in that bingo
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>>33806280
At least I didn't get a bingo!
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>>33807246
the old me wouldve filled the board but the current me doesn't even get a bingo, keep going anon
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>>33806280
Me lol
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>>33806280
Somehow didn't get a bingo, I interact with girls daily. But nothing that gets me pussy, unfortunately. Or love. A dear girlfriend.

Also I wish I was in Poland, just for a little bit. You guys have the hottest, hands down - the HOTTEST girls on the planet. TEN TOES FUCKING DOWN.

I had a Polish girl sit on my face and I ate her pussy and ass in March and April of this year, it was the hottest, HOTTEST girl I've been with to this day. A 46kg, little hint of muscle cubes on the belly, PERFECTLY SIZED AND ROUND TITS AND ASS, physiotherapist girl. I lost all of my shit. All of it.
Plus she had hair on her pussy and a bit on her ass, and a bit in her armpits. My fucking god. She smelled so good. I don't think I'll ever need anyone else if I had someone like her.

Sadly, she was an attention whore. And while she was with me, she was also having online relationships whenever we were away from each other because she couldn't handle the loneliness when I wasn't there. A selfish user of a person through and through. But god damn do I remember those experiences and I COOOOOOOOOOM
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>>33806280
The most obvious answer is dating apps
When I made a tinder I got 90 matches in a month and some women sent me pics in lingerie and made sexual advances (I refused btw). You can get casual sex or a girlfriend in dating apps

Events are also an option
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>>33807382
married to the grind i see
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>>33806280
All this makes me want to kill myself hard
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>>33807460
Antidepressants helped me
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Will you give me polish citizenship if I have sex with you?
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Holy shit

All this and im only 19
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>>33810022
Dear anon: I would be sad if you left the internet because I would move one spot up on the list of biggest losers on the web.
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>>33806280
I just want a girl who wants or can pretend to what to fuck me.
US, 26.
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>>33810957 (Me)
*want
I can't fucking spell either I guess, same goes for my file name.
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>>33810356
Jesus Christ owch



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