>got my bald friend shampoo for her birthday and now shes not responding to meShe has alopecia. Not sure why but it started 6 months ago. Now shes basically bald. I was thinking about dumping her as a friend because the whole point of having female friends is that theyre at least kind of attractive. Not really digging the bald look. Nothing to imagine holding onto while Im smashing her (in my imagination). Her birthday came up and Im broke so I couldnt get her a proper present, so as a funny joke I got her a bottle of shampoo. I wrapped it and everything.I gave it to her, watched her unwrap it, and saw her face when she saw the shampoo. It was this mixture of anger and sadness and disappointment. Im not sure honestly. But she called me a black piece of shit. (Im black shes latina). I told her that its just a joke. She said "youre the joke". I guess hinting at the fact that Im unemployed and without a gf. I told her she could just use the shampoo for her back hair. She then threw the shampoo at me and stormed out. I thought it would be funny but she didnt find it funny. I was just joking. Now shes not responding to my texts. And I want to eventually smash even though shes bald cuz she has a nice body. What do?
This has to be a joke
>>33806612?
>>33806596Not a bad troll desu.If OP is serious then damn son, consider yourself no longer friends.
>>33806612You're the joke
I think you made several mistakes. Firstly, you made this thread thinking it would be a funny troll post, when in reality it's not very funny.Second, assuming it's real, you insulted her by giving her shampoo when she can't use the shampoo. You can joke around with friends but not about things they're sensitive about. Women care a lot about their hair and when they lose it, it's a sensitive topic for them.Third, you want to fuck her and presumably haven't made that clear to her until now. Not sure why you'd keep her as a friend if your only intent was to fuck in the first place.
>>33806925I texted her sorry like ten times lmao. Gay I know. She replied eventually and said im an asshole. I said I was just joking but I can see that it was sensitive for her. She said dont let it happen again. I said I can't promise that. She called me a jackass but we're talking again. I think I'll get her conditioner next year kek
>>33807297I literally said "I can't promise that lol" so I was just kidding
>>33806596>She has alopecia. Not sure why but it started 6 months ago.Did she get the Fauci Ouchy's
I'd find it funny but then again I had years to get used to the idea of being a cue ball. People that are comfortable around me often throw a jab at me being bald in a playful manner but it's not mean spirited.You fucked up.
>>33807297>She said dont let it happen again.The way to handle that is shave your head so you two match.If you're hot enough, shaved head makes a guy look even better.If you're not hot enough for that to work, that's a skill issue and a you problem.
>>33806596>Im blackI can tell this is a LLM LARP because the post is way too elaborate. Four syllable words all properly spelled with reasonable grammar, no ebonics, nah, unless OP is the whitest black in the hood, this LLM generated slide thread is pretty lame.It is, however, pretty funny, so I did enjoy it anyway.I don't think the LARPers realize that quite a few people come here to laugh at them. We're not exactly being repelled as per their original design LOL.
>>33810047>black people cant be from outside the hood
>>33806596moids will do this and whine that people make fun of bald moids.
