In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33808454
I wish women didn't hate men.
>>33811315ugly men*
>>33811311m or fwho do you think is a bad influence to your own sex?
>>33811311Horse grills I have questions.If you are on a mupti day or long hike what percent of the time do you ride vs walk so they don't get tired?Would you need to rest them after?Do you need to bring horse food or can you just point it at a grass field and let it go to town and thats enough.
Why are women so much nicer to chads vs average guys. Being attracted is one thing but courtesy is another, no?
>>33811311someone post personality test that isnt the bdsm one
Where do I meet clingy gf
how will my 5.5 inch punisher compete with BBC girls?
>>33811311F. I would never date an indian male sorry.
Men, I will miss you after I become homeless from 27th but I will return sooner or laterAlso I will miss other women too
>>33811343You can live in my basement if you want
>>33811318No, just men in general.
>>33811328Simps and stepfathers have been a generational curse on society
>>33811343You and me both. Here’s to a cold winter
>>33811341ENTJ, YWNBAW
>>33811341Yeah, white male is life in ez mode. Imagine being 6'+ on top of that, you have it easier than most women at that point...
>>33811354I'm white, 6'2", with a big dick and I make six figures. None of that matters to women, apparently.
>>33811358You need a good face
>>33811339There is no competition because I do not want BBC.
>>33811362Face is mid. I'm not horribly ugly, but I'm not a male model either.
>>33811354>you have it easier than most women at that point.in dating? hell no. anything else? sure.
>>33811364Are you fat?
>>33811362Nah, height makes up for face. Much like big ass/boobs makes up for face in women
I'm horny!
>>33811367No.
Is anyone here a real woman?
>>33811368face>height tho, no?
>>33811368>Nah, height makes up for faceNot even remotely true.
>>33811377i mean would you rather be tall and ugly or short and ugly anon
>>33811363ok sub BBC with other big cock ? i will never be able to fill out a woman with mine :((
>>3381137580% of this thread is female federal agents posing as men in a plot to sway public opinion and contain us
>>33811328M, Andrew Tate kek
>>33811375Yes
>>33811339Most girls don't have a BBC.
>>33811380You completely changed the premise.
>>33811381I don't want that because it can kill my vagina, due to problem. Stop being fucking insecure and use it or lose it.
>>33811387Surely one day you’ll stop samefagging
>>33811377>>33811376While men argue boobs or ass, women argue about face or height. It is.
>>33811343Ran out of money or what?
>>33811388yeah I did it for dramatic effect my bad
>>33811390NTA but how common is your problem and how can I remedy it with you or girls like you? Asking as a bbc haver
>>33811337MBTI or enneagram?>>33811343Are you okay? Do you have nobody you can stay with? If you need money for food or supplies lmk. I've been homeless before and it fucking sucks but you will get through it>>33811354>white male is life in ez modeIdk I'm aware of my privelege but I wouldn't say I've had an easy life lol>>33811375No they're all fake women
>>33811383I knew it!>>33811385(You)Alright, my question is that I would like to send something off to my girlfriend for Christmas, however I do not know what to get her. I live in America and she lives in the UK.What gifts should I be looking at purchasing?
>>33811338I am a clingy gf, find a girl who is shy and anxious and then befriend her and date her I guess.
>>33811393No they don't, they're not retarded like us in this regard. Face > Height > Hair > Muscles > Dong A 6'11 mid guy will not outslay a 5'8 model face looking guy on tinder, just forget about it.
>>33811328he's dead now
>>33811398idk what enneagram is so that one pls
>>33811343Also I won't lie, don't feel bad about shoplifting from big stores if you need something. It's not your fault we live in a society where some people have no support network. Take care of yourself
>>33811386oh we got a comedian here, but it isnt as funny as my pathetic cock next to a real one>>33811390so its because of the problem, youd choose the bigger one without it. how is it being insecure? i cant fill out a woman itd probably not even stretch her
>>33811397The remedy is not having sex with anyone big ever because don't. I'm sure you're a lovely shitposter, but some people are not meant for sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>33811407Why even give the larp attention? It’s a woman, they can’t be homeless
>>33811403actually i think its just cuz 6'11 is too tall jesus man
>>33811343I'm sorry about this :( Do you have no where else to stay? Have you looked into shelters in the area?
>>33811406Oki https://www.truity.com/test/enneagram-personality-test
ELON MUSK DIED
>>33811341Real we live in Cybershitter 2077
>>33811401>i don't know anything about my gfOk bait
>>33811411Well I used extremes in both cases (face/height).
>>33811311Silly silly foid
>>33811408>oh we got a comedian hereSorry, I didn't mean to steal your show.Keep doing whatever it is you were doing.
>>33811415FALSE ALARM, I GOT TROLLED
How bad is it if my laptop battery only lasts 4 hours from 100% to 20%?
>>33811409>I'm sure you're a lovely shitposter,Err, for once I'm not shitposting, I'm serious. I'm close to soda can girth. I've accepted that no woman will ever give me a blowjob.>but some people are not meant for sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it.Grim. Maybe a little louder for the anons insecure about their dick size in the back?Do you have vaginismus or something else?
Girls, how does it feel emotionally when a man cums on your face?
>>33811328>m or f>who do you think is a bad influence to your own sex?influencers, celebrities, politicians
>>33811375Why do you care
>>33811427every (thin) laptop is like that sadly.
Great, it’s the “Atoga males claim they have bigger dicks than the largest pornstars” hour
>>33811408>so its because of the problem, youd choose the bigger one without it.No. Also along the way I have learned I do not actually like big because it makes sex to tiring too fast as well ontop of hurting.
Someone in the last thread said that virgin women are disgustingWhy
>>33811421which girls have bbc then my clown nosed friend?also be honest which one would you pick we are all anon here my 5.5 or BBC/BWC
>>33811431idk never tried it.
>>33811431Very beta behaviour.Cum goes inside.
>>33811394Yeah and lost my job>>33811407>don't feel bad about shoplifting from big stores if you need somethingI used to do it even without being homeless sometimes>>33811412There is only one shelter near me, I guess I will have to go there or something
>>33811440it was bait thats every mans dream i think
>>33811437"I'm tall and I have a big dick and I'm great at sex and the ladies love my rizz when I'm actually trying. Why am I alone right now? Oh, you know, I'm just not trying right now, ha ha." - several thread regulars
>>33811441>pickSorry, not gay.
>>33811437I, for one, am proud and content with my little 7inch SWC
>>33811343What state you in anon?
>>33811439whats the ideal size for you?>>33811437im honest about my lil my guy would you take a 5.5 incher?
>>33811429I have the something else problem.Also you should date fat women on an average.
>>33811453Average or less.
>>33811427Sounds like its just your battery is fried.
>>33811445How old are you?What about friends and family?
>>33811447It’s fucking annoying and makes me want to punch these smug faggots. I just imagine some shit lips dysgenic fat fuck smirking behind his keyboard. 50 years ago these guys would’ve been shot
is this just a penis size thread now
>>33811463I don't know, but I am 15 cm.
>>33811445This makes me sad. Please be safe! I really wish I could help you but I can't really help myself either at this point. Definitely look into public resources if you can, not just homelessness but with job finding and stuff.
Someone said that a penis could smack an egg open and it made me wonder if i could open it with my boobs but since i'm not a heartless being i'm never going to do that but you are free to try
>>33811457but will you even feel anything? average is around my size i suppose even lower? whats the point of a dick then haha
It would be very easy to scam people here if you just pretend to be a woman in distress
>>33811343i guarantee if this fgt didnt mention/lie about being a woman no one would have responded
>>33811450nebraska>>3381145925My family is literally banned from contacting me because they're all JW and I left>>33811466Thanks
>>33811470Yeah of course, autists don’t understand empathy. They’re soulless dogs
>>33811474Why are you calling them dogs
>>33811468BECAUSE I DON'T MASTERBATEMORON
>>33811469You forgot a very big part: knowing how to scam people and being okay with it. Because I've been a woman and in distress and I don't know how to scam anyone
>>33811427Maybe try replacing the batteryI used a laptop for ages with a friend battery that only worked with charger lol>>33811445Are you entitled to any kind of financial aid if you lost your job, it's worth looking into Do you have a friend's sofa you can sleep on?Wishing you all the best tho
>>33811473>My family is literally banned from contacting me because they're all JW and I leftI think you mentioned this before, right? I talked with an ex-JW femanon here a few weeks ago.What happened that you lost your job? Do you know if there are any ex-JW groups that could help you out temporarily?
>>33811475Would it better if I called them flies? They can’t even conceive of a reality outside of their brains. Everything exists for them. Hence posts like >>33811468 and >>33811400
pls pray for me im fighting for my life holding in this shit because my roomate wont get out of the shower im not gonna make it
What is a jw? Justice warrior?
>>33811488Jehova's Witness.
Youtube is down and this fucking sucks
>>33811477Why wouldn’t you be okay with it? You people are subhuman treacherous filth
>>33811473There should be shelters for cultlike escapees around you, no?
>>33811486Why are you giving enteejay attention
>>33811477What kind of distress were you in?
>>33811496He is a good example of subhuman autism
>>33811417I know enough about her in that she is a school teacher, she enjoys reading, especially Shakespeare, but also romance novels and is relatively political, with a liking to Reform UK and Tory policies (she does not like the current Tory leader, the name escapes me, but I think that her family is Nigerian or something like that).>does she like music or televisionNot particularly, no. Nothing good on The Beeb or ITV and she does not really like music to begin with.I should have clarified, my apologies. My fault, I have been up for 17 hours at this point.
>>33811490Thank you
>>33811456>you should date fat women on an average.>tfw currently talking to a 92 lb asian girl
>>33811492You are being tested.
>>33811414i got type 5, is this basedhttps://www.enneagraminstitute.com/type-5/
>>33811476you dont masturbate? you must have so much sex to not need to. unfortunately i cant relate>>33811486you cant refute my post so you passive agressively do this?
>>33811510There’s nothing to refute in the mind of an autist. Your feelings will always trump reality. You “people” are worse than children like that. The world would be better if all autists were stuck in camps.
Hey, is Youtube down for you guys?
>>33811512Hot
>>33811515Fuck off, I’m a man
>>33811493Troon anon hunting down femanons to be angry at, as always kek.
>>33811514yes
>>33811516Yeah
>>33811481>I think you mentioned this before, right?Yeah, I did>What happened that you lost your job?The entire plant was closed>Do you know if there are any ex-JW groups that could help you out temporarily?I don't know, I never contacted any group like this, I just left the JW and lived on my own
>>33811512ok whats the reality then gandalf? stop calling me an autist i dont have any fake mental illness
>>33811492I just saw this, lol
If you don't look like this, it might be over.
>>33811521>please please PLEASE shovel more emotional energy into me I’m a soulless husk who needs itNah, go cry about your dick elsewhere, dysgenic sped
>>33811520Damn. You don't have any non-JW family?
>>33811474that's not true. just because i think we should put shock collars on moids that misbehave doesn't mean i lack empathy
>>33811473Maybe also look into religious help (not JW) like from a local church. Idk if they can do anything but maybe?
It's not fair, i was into shock collars before all of that
>>33811431its never happened to me, because i hate jizz and it makes me puke. (obligatory not jh just just another hater of jizz disclaimer)
>>33811527i win and i graciously accept your concession. my 5.5 incher cant compete with bbc/bwc
>>33811520If you weren't in the US, I'd try to help you out, since I got a lot of sympathy for people who have left religion behind them even if it meant to be seen as an exile by everybody they knew.Definitely look up some ex-cult help groups in your area ASAP, ok?
>>33811533have you seen those little devil ones that zap you based on elevation? they look cheap as hell and probably don't work but damn i want one
>>33811502Sorry I wrote a long reply but realized you don't live in the same country, then basically nothing I said applies. good luck lol, just notice more things about her/ask about her life more so you can know more for a potential gift.
>>33811535Maybe one day you’ll learn how to build a relationship beyond just smug rehearsed autism phrases and faux ironic attitudes
>>33811539No, what the hell that's cute
>>33811524>xer wants to be shitskinnedSad
>>33811514>>33811518CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT MY TUBIES
>>33811534How are you going to get pregnant?
>>33811529Not really. My dad's brother is also JW, his wife and children too and my mom has no siblings>>33811531Aren't those things only for the members of churches? I don't know, I've never been in any church other than JW>>33811537I will try it, but first I will have to get into some shelter
>>33811524He looks familiar
>>33811534You are a JH
>>33811543so you admit im not autistic since you say its rehearsed. why are you calling me autistic and perpetuating the myth of mental illness onto maybe impressionable femcels (trannys) and incels here?
>>33811549>firstYou should do both.Like, just googling and contacting them would already be possible today.
>>33811545He's 100% british kek
>>33811552You’re insufferable, shut the fuck up faggot
>>33811514It was, then i reset it and now it works fine.
>>33811549Christian churches are meant to help anyone. Not a club thing. Just don't mention things they won't like, like 'your religion sucks' or 'I killed 7 babies haha'. Idk if they can do anything but maybe they got programs to help? Maybe idk, I'm not religious.
GTG talk to everyone l8trs
>>33811558answer me then you wet fart, is my 5.5 incher gonna compete with a bwc or bbc? its a simple question
>>33811564you're mentally ill
>>33811493Whoa, there! Do you suck your dick with that mouth?>>33811497Like when I got kicked in the vagina in gym class. Or when I walked on brick walls that were no thicker than a few centimetres on the second floor and the neighbors thought I was trying to jump into their backyard and rob them
>>33811564Nta stop shitting up this place with your autistic spam.
>>33811564Women literally use a finger. There. Now grow up.
>>33811549A sikh temple will also help you with a free meal regardless of your religion, if there are any near you.
I wish i was autistic, they get so many casual insults
>>33811566I don't think those are situations where you can scam anybody, especially the first one, sorry to hear that...Why were you balancing on brick walls?
Women, would you rather wear a shock collar or a vibrator hooked up touching your clit that he turns on when you misbehave?
>>33811566>Or when I walked on brick walls that were no thicker than a few centimetres on the second floor and the neighbors thought I was trying to jump into their backyard and rob themlooking for my cat***
>>33811487RIPPdo you have a public bathroom you can go to?I've had to do that before lol>>33811492Read a book or something >>33811508I'm 4w5 iirc so yes :p
>>33811579
>>33811579Shock collar
>youtube dies>thread doubles in pace What were you watching, anons?
>>33811560>>33811574Okay, that's good to know. There's no sikh temple but there are christian ones>>33811554Honestly that's a good idea. I will try it
>>33811576You’ll never have anyone love you
>>33811578This >>33811580
>>33811524Bro looks like the joker with that grin>>33811576>I wish i was autisticYou probably are if you post here
>>33811585Nta, yeah contact them early, if you have a week or two left. Try your best to get on your feet while you got internet and a roof over your head.
>>33811586Clearly i don't want that??
>>33811584I'm not on YouTube, was playing vidya *checks YouTube*Not down for me, maybe an America moment (unless the outage is ogre)
>>33811328Andrew Tate and other grifters like him. I hate how susceptible guys can be to them.>>33811427That’s pretty good. Mine lasted only an hour on battery when it was brand new.
>>33811590How the fuck should I know
>>33811343>>33811473Do you have any job at all and can you afford a gym membership? You will not be the only homeless person using the shower at your gym to stay clean and presentable in society.
>>33811594Because i'm showing preference in being insulted
>>33811549They call themselves Jehova's Witnesses but which one of those niggas actually saw Jehova for real? Once I was almost late for work because these bastards came to my door and I was too polite to turn them away so invited them in for a cup of tea and eventually had to basically kick them outNo disrespect tho
>>33811585I wish you all the luck, be diligent and try to find as many options as you can.>>33811587Oh that is actually kinda cool? I mean that you were brave enough to do that for your kitty. Where did it go that you had to do that, the roof? Did you get it back home?
>>33811596Cool, you’re annoying, I hope for your sake you’re a woman
>>33811595They said they lost their job ): Maybe they can look into agency work though just to get *a* job in the interim that might pay weekly or something >>33811595Also when I worked in healthcare we had homeless patients who'd come in and use the washroom facilities to clean themselves, no one batted an eye
>>33811600Yeah but i won't be allowed in the camp <\3
>>33811602Haha lol so quirky so funny yes daddy issues funny sardonic quotes. Next time say you’re a woman off the top so other anons can simp for you
>>33811595>Do you have any job at allNo, that's the main reason why I'm getting kicked out>>33811597They 100% wanted you to turn then away, they are held accountable for how many people they visited, not how much time they spent with themAt least that how it used to work when I was there
>>33811604What's wrong anon, are you taking things personally?
>>33811608I don’t even understand what I’d be taking personally. I’m stressed and feel like blowing off steam, and it feels good to insult people
>>33811606>100% wanted you to turn then away,Jokes on them then mwahahaBut they seemed in no hurry to leave. I think they were just chilling desu
>>33811579I've never heard of a woman misbehaving, it's always men pissing on the floor and grabbing asses and shirking chores and leaving their socks on the floor like little kids
>>33811611Ohh okay okay, sorry to hear, it's just that you were a bit too generic for my tastes there, i hope you feel better now
>>33811611>it feels good to insult peopleNot that autist, but that ain't healthy.
>>33811565how is asking a question mental illness?>>33811570do you label anything you find uncomfortable autistic? much less when someone like me a crusader for truth exposes reality of the preference of bbc/bwc over my 5.5 incher?>>33811572obviously theyll want something bigger and it naturally follows they prefer the biggest one they can take
>>33811611Very juvenile way of processing emotions.
>>33811621I don’t know anything about you to go off of>>33811622No shit>>33811626Hello kettle
>>33811622>>33811626(Everyone wants to cuck me)
>>33811611Cringe to admit
Corrupting a moid and convincing him to beat me up
Women, would you rather have a cupcake or a muffin? Would you rather get many cupcakes, or many muffins?
Does anyone know a reason why I would suddenly and consistently start drooling a MASSIVE amount every single night while I'm asleep when I didn't previously?
>>33811630I don’t even understand what that means. If you’re implying we’re similar, dream on.>>33811631Good to know, thanks for sharing anon.
>>33811632I’m not a pussy
All these dicks never to be used.
>>33811641Nah, you’re just being a cringe loser who thinks your opinion matters at all. This faggot “holier than thou” shit gets people beaten up. Stick to your sonic video games.
>>33811636Every slap is a slap of love. <3Every choke just to squeeze all the love out of you.
>>33811643All dicks are used though. We use them for pissing.
I know this thread has multiple women who ride horses you answer me>>33811330
>>33811636Does getting hurt by a guy feel hot to you, or do you just dislike yourself rn?
>>33811643Meanwhile you've been used by the entire neighborhood you live in.We're not the same twin.
>>33811640nope. but i do seem to be more likely to drool if i pass out from tiredness while on my phone/laptop in the bed instead of deliberately going to sleep.
>>33811640Your mouth is opening up somehow, try to sleep in a way where it is closed.
>>33811647Okay what about punches and getting kneed then
>>33811636I will beat you (in Mario Kart)I will give you a beating (beaten eggwwhites into making you a cake)
>>33811649That's all they'll ever be good for.
>>33811640Has anything at all changed regarding how you sleep or your routine before bed? It’ll likely pass in any case.>>33811646I think I’ll not take advice from a guy who goes on an advice board to insult strangers to try to feel better, thank you. You act like a child.
>>33811658I don't want to permanently damage my property.Where would you want to get punched the most?
>>33811660Adult mario players could never reproduce
>>33811662That wasn’t advice dipshit, you’re a mental midget who thinks larping as a good guy makes you a good person. You’re like 100 iq
>>33811661Are you saying there is something else better than pissing? Try holding your piss in then.
>>33811665Stomach is the only objectively good spot for that
>>33811656Yeah but I'm not doing anything different I don't think. >>33811662I don't think anything's changed. I probably don't get enough sleep but I never did before. Like I wake up in a fucking puddle now.
>>33811672How long can you hold your breath?
>>33811673>Like I wake up in a fucking puddle now.lmao you fucking droolslut.
Women, which of Ash's male companions, or Ash himself, would you choose? Includes Ash, Brock, Tracy, Max (shota), Cilan, Clemont, and any other guys.Men, which of Ash's female companions would you choose? Includes Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Bonnie (pedo), Serena, and any other girl.(I just read through the wiki)
Girls , do you knotice a significant difefrence between a guy who has been with many women/ had prior relationships or someone who is rather new to this hwole sex thing?
>>33811678I have no idea... should i try? Do i just hold it?>inb4 this is how i died
>>33811599He'd jump from one rooftop to one rooftop.I asked the neighbors if I could have access to their rooftops and check if he's there hiding somewhere. From one of the rooftops I noticed a small enclosed patch of land surrounded by walls and overgrown with plants with no entrance (it was literally circulated by walls). I thought he might have jumped there, so I climbed down from the roof onto the connecting walls and walked along them until I reached that closed off piece of land. I never found him. He's been gone since February.
>>33811673Dunno, try and make sure all the air is out of your mouth before sleep.
Adv told me(F) to text my crush(M). I did and it’s been 15 minutes and he hasn’t texted back yet :/ I embarrassed myself
>>33811693Gotta wait a full hour. Who's the crush?
Women be like "I'm a woman" can you believe that
>>33811688You’re gonna die of internal bleeding if you actually want to get punched in the stomach all the time, stupid
>>33811688You won't die, but if I were around you, I'd try and help you stay at the brink of ecstasy and going limp.Do you have any words you like to describe how you want to be treated?
Been thinking to be gay to have some sex finally, how is bottoming been talking to an older guy with nice cock size will he stretch my virgin hole?
>>33811693Maybe he's thinking about what to say back. You have nothing to be embarrassed over, the fact you texted him is incredibly brave. You're a girl boss babes.
>>33811698A female fujo typed this post.
>>33811673Could try adding or removing pillows. Maybe elevating your head more or less will help.>>33811668Based on how you keep having these lunatic crashouts pretty often, I think you need a new coping mechanism. Though I am glad you're here and not pulling legs off insects or killing stray cats.
>>33811704fujos are female by definition
>>33811704I'm a hairy man with a beard, son
>>33811667She could be the daisy to my luigi Jk I actually play Sonic more which is probs why I'm a virgin >>33811693>15 minutesBabe maybe he's just not glued to his phone
>>33811696Can i have it once a month?>>33811697Folded, destroyed, consumed? Exhausted? Manhandled, overpowered, used?
>>33811642Yeah anon, you’re real tough, that’s why you talk shit to anons and not people irlFucking coward
>>33811707Ah yes, there’s that good person, the guy who mocks someone who, in his words, is a lunatic. I bet you think giving money to homeless is just funding their addiction.
>>33811701Thank you anon. He still hasn’t replied yet but your words have made me feel better. I feel kinda badass
>>33811687hmm I guess it's easier to describe the former (based on people i've talked to who others later told me have had exes etc). you sense no desperation/rush/anxiety, just calmness and a genuine desire for a fun/entertaining conversation, feels like he's not really that much trying to entertain you but trying to have a fun time himself specifically. instead of like a focused question session that feels very. serious.
>>33811717I do it irl too
>>33811713>Babe maybe he's just not glued to his phoneOr maybe he thinks I’m ugly and awkward
>>33811716>once a monthAnd only have other beautiful abusive treatment every day, right?A shame you are probably too young for me, I'd love to play with you. Because those descriptions make me feral.
>>33811722Bullshit, you don’t leave your house
I was rejected by a man once but he was nice about it. He gave me attention
What is the most attractive male swimwear?
>>33811728Yeah sure, whatever helps you cope
>>33811720Sweetheart, you ARE badass. Keep being a strong ass woman, I'm sure he'll respond sooner than you think.
>>33811718I don't know where you got this bizarre mental image of me being some sort of impeccable Christ-like moral figure. I just think you need to grow up.
Girls, how will you comfort your boyfriend when he's crying after John Cena's last match in two months?
>>33811731>t. “I insult strangers because my life is fucking worthless :( I’m an edgy boi”Kys
>>33811726Probably... but i don't know how realistic it is to do sexual or sexual adjacent activities every dayThank you for helping me sort those things out even if that's not good for humankind
>>33811725Or maybe he thinks you're a baddie and is nervous and doesn't know what to reply and doesn't want to seem too eager Or most likely he is sleeping/working/busyKeep us posted tho
>>33811736Thank you, sonic speed runner, your moral arbitration is in processing >>33811739Daddy issues says what
>>33811738Night long hug or night long wrestling session
>>33811743I mean, again, what you're doing obviously isn't working. You've been freaking out here for over a week I believe.
>>33811729>He gave me attentionAnd then he gave dick to someone else. Sad!
>>33811743Self-snitching much? Did your parents not give a fuck about you? Can’t blame them
>>33811740It's important, it's what keeps life going. Once you get the hang of it, you won't want to stop.You should go to bed now, puppy. We're both up way too late.
>>33811315Eh, it's for a good reason95/49 and all that
>>33811748No, I haven’t been. You’re an idiot. >>33811751Only bitches with daddy issues think they’re some sort great justice enforcer
>>33811755Yep, your death would be justice. I agree
>>33811730Wetsuit (full arms and legs coverage)
>>33811721I meant in sex specifically , but useful advice nonetheless, thanks
>>33811756Two wrongs make a right huh
>>33811757Only if they have abs and bulge, otherwise they look bad
>>33811341Idk how they manage to be awful at absolutely everything, it's impressive really>>33811351YIS PLS REDEEM THE BOBS MADAM
>>33811758oh i thought you meant more like the sex haver vs. not sex haver thing lmao. i haven't been with many people (1) so probably don't have enough experience to answer the actual queston.
>>33811752Did you notice any progress in my character arc
Women, what height could men have their JOI before it becomes problematic? 147cm? 200cm?
WomenHow would you feel about a man who didn't want you to send nude pictures, because he says he prefers you in the flesh?
Femanons, how is your squeeze zone?
>>33811760YepBtw you’re a fucking coward for lying to him
>>33811761Eh, a good frame is nice enough for me. A wetsuit gives importance to their silhouette and i like the way the prints flow and curve with their body
>>33811768Huh? First one isn’t me. I’m so rent free in your heads that you think literally anyone who crashes out is me, it’s fucking retarded
>>33811755I think you have been. You have too strong a mental image of me as some sterling moralistic crusader and you know my interests pretty well when I haven't posted about them in a while.>>33811768Case in point.
>>33811767Not even pinchable sorry
>>33811768Kek, it wasn't him who posted the first screenshot I told you this before but you refuse to believe anything aside from your nonsense
>>33811766That would be ideal. I'm averse to sending nudes anyway
>>33811767Not a fatass so I don't have thatFatties are cringe. No one finds you hot nigger stop trying to make it happen!!!!
>>33811764That's not something I would want to talk about in public, but you were actually able to list several words, instead of being ultra vague.And on a superficial level, I notice you capitalize a bit more. heheNext time I'll throw you a burner mail so we can talk in private, even if you are stubborn about it.Good night now and have sweet dreams.
>>33811765For me its the one where he has the nose bandage
>>33811772>First one isn’t me.So the other one is. Fucking Christ, being afraid of a namefag is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen here. Ever.
>>33811311Actual real question tonight:What do you think of the following advice regarding whether or not to take an action?Ask yourself four questions:A: What outcome do you want to occur from an action?B: How likely is the outcome to happen from you taking the action?C: Are there any likely or certain negative outcomes from taking the action?D: Is the possibility of the intended outcome worth enduring the negative outcome happening?Would your opinion change if the opposite gender gave you the advice?It might seem like obvious advice but how often do you actually consider those factors?
>>33811773You’re a retarded hypocrite. You’ve talked about sonic more recently than I’ve been an asshole ITT. Can you stop acting like a janny for 2 seconds? The whole “OMG SO MUCH THIS!!!” When someone agrees with you is really cringe too
>>33811766I can understand that
>>33811780>afraidThe difference between you and I is that I am not a coward because I don’t have to solve or validate my feelings, cuz wtf does afraid even mean lmao, you can’t hate me without also having a million unfounded reasons why? I give you enough to just hate on principle.
>>33811774Anything's pinchable if you have enough grip STR
It’s been almost an hour and he hasn’t texted back. I guess it’s over. I hope this doesn’t entirely fuck up with my self-esteem tomorrow. Right now I at least feel somewhat of a badass and like I’m training myself to not give a fuck to what scrotes think of me
>>33811778I'm totally not able to talk one on one i'm just a bit silly here
>>33811785I'm so weak
>>33811787I know you are curious too, but as I said, time for bed.
>>33811786What did you text him?
>>33811790“Hi”
>>33811752Here’s a good example of why father figures are important
>>33811784Yes you are, you’re a whimpering little coward who hides his grudge against somebody who, from all appearances, is genuinely better than you in every wayNot a single person here has replied favorably to your shit
>>33811786BaseadoSelf esteem comes from the self brehThe only way to truly fail is to not have tried
GenderWhat's your favorite painting?
>girl asks if my friends are gonna play more pickleball today>I check and they say no, but I tell her we can play together if she wants>she says no and then mentions her unavailability for the next couple of days>then messages me again about playing tomorrow, gives a time and adds, "it's fine, just you and me"uhbrosis it happening?
>>33811792You wouldn't be the first one to call me daddy, but unfortunately for you, I am not into men.
>>33811786You're so cute, I hope you know that you can have whatever guy you want. It's not over just because one guy didn't answer, use your sexiness to your advantage and bag a dude that willing wants you just as much as you want him.
>>33811786Anon that is not a long time... what if he's at work or sleeping or just has his phone on silentAlso it's just one dude anon, doesn't reflect on yourself at all. You can't win with everyone
>>33811793Good lord turn your trip back on if you’re gonna samefag this hard. Sorry I insulted your precious sped boy.>>33811797That doesn’t shock me in the slightest, you got the rapist vibes down
>>33811788I'm notNow make like the npcs in my first MK playthroigh and "get over here"
>>33811786is this "I sucked his dick and swallowed and now he left me on read" femanon from a few threads ago?
>>33811791Nta but bruh at least ask how he's doing or what he's up to or whatever >>33811796Maybe you'll get to show her your pickle and balls jkHave fun
>>33811781Not bad, but I think you could phrase it as looking at the cost and benefit of the action as opposed to the cost and benefit of not taking the action. Considering the probabilities seems like too much.>>33811782You make absolutely no sense. Grow up.>>33811795M, The Ugly Duchess
>>33811808I think “you are a retarded hypocrite” is self explanatory
I want to say something that has never been said before on atoga
>>33811792I'm not into daddy stuff btw but you must think a lot about them
>>33811791Uhhhh, I don't know why you're feeling too upset over that. Dude might be taking a long shower or at work or watching a movie. If you're this obsessed about him, try to get your mind off it and do something busy yourself, like watch a show
>>33811803>talking about samefagging>NUH UH I HAVENT BEEN FREAKING OUT IN THE THREAD, OKAY I HAVE BUT SOMEBODY ELSE POSTED THE OTHER ONECoward, and I reiterate: kys
>>33811805No>>33811801Thank you anon. I wish I could have any man I want but that’s not true. It doesn’t matter much anyways. I guess… <3>>33811802
There's this hot classmate I have and I can't stop thinking about fucking her.
>>33811807Not her, at this point an hour away, it seems weird. But yeah, she should've said that the first time. Hi legit does nothing
>>33811816Again, my bad for calling your sped crush a hypocrite, you and him can go make your dysgenic babies even if I insult him, ok?
>>33811809What am I a hypocrite about?
>>33811820Idc about him, I just think you’re pathetic as shit and bring nothing to the thread
>>33811811What is it
>>33811808Lol, I thought you didn't like pedophiles
>he has female """friends"""Is dating him even worth it? Or will I be cuck by default?
>>33811816>>NUH UH I HAVENT BEEN FREAKING OUT IN THE THREAD, OKAY I HAVE BUT SOMEBODY ELSE POSTED THE OTHER ONEWhy do you want to "prove" so bad it was him who posted the first screenshot? It wasn't. I told you that day when you said I repeated the same insult as him, I told you today, and you still ignore that and want him to be the same person who posted both screenshots so bad.
>>33811825Nobody does.
>>33811809>>33811825SamefagKys
>>33811795f, this one by ivan shishkin. i enjoy his tree paintings (although it's not like he painted anything else but trees).
>>33811821Nta but being from the most mid state lmao
>>33811823You’re an idiot because you have no idea what I’m posting if I’m not being an asshole. Almost no one has clocked me when I am. Keep talking about “bringing nothing to the thread” though
Sorry for activating the childish anon, i thought he was just playing
>>33811835You’re terrible at this
>>33811839>you have no idea what I’m posting if I’m not being an assholeNothing of value. You seem like the kind of whiny bitch who moans about being dumped night after night and treats anybody giving you actual advice like shit. You’re hopeless, so… rope
>>33811830I got a couple f friends that are never a threat to another girl. It doesn't mean this is also his case, but it doesn't mean you're an automatic cuck. You gotta see how he interacts with them.
>>33811830depends a lot. an actually old friend who is in a ltr herself and not his bestest friend, 100% fine. friends who are obviously old flings -> get out of there.
>>33811817>wish I could have any man I wantDon't we all kek (well either gender you're attracted to...) but even a supermodel is not gonna appeal to everyone>>33811818Same but with my work colleague lol>>33811830Lol what's wrong with having female friendsMost of my friends are girls...
>>33811843Nope. I wonder why you’re like this, to be honest. Sounds like bad experiences with boyfriends. If you stopped responding, I wouldn’t be here.
>>33811836Why tho? Sorry, but what's special about a painting of a tree?
>>33811830Even if his intentions are benign, some female friends might have plans for him
>>33811824I dont know yet
>>33811841Don't feel too bad, you can only control how you behave. You aren't responsible for how others act.
>>33811850Here? On earth? You’ll neck yourself if I stop replying? Promise?
>>33811821You only ever post when it makes you look good. You dogpile like a lemming and offer milquetoast advice to people, then cry if someone says something negative about you. Also the whole “omg so much this” when someone posts in your defense, really cringe. Last part isn’t hypocritical but good to reinforce
>>33811834You do like MGK though, right?>>33811835Chill
>>33811854>please notice me! please think of me as the mature one! you're disgusting
Where are the good men?
>>33811857You realize you’re no better than the me that you hate, right?
He replied with “hi” all in lower cases. He didn’t even ask me how I’m doing. I don’t feel like texting anything back. What the fuck would I say
>>33811862What up
>>33811765>4'8" and 6'6"These are both problems
>>33811851it's a very good painting and I happen to enjoy it, simple. I don't think a painting needs some pseud meaning to be good. you could go on to explain something like how it exhibits the steadfastness and ruthlessness of the russian siberian landscape, but i simply enjoy it for how it looks like.
>>33811866>He replied with “hi” all in lower cases.That's quite feminine
>>33811866>He didn’t even ask me how I’m doing.Nor did you>I don’t feel like texting anything back.Then don't
>>33811870i didn't necessarily mean its pseudo meaning, even just the feelings it evokes
>>33811866assuming you two do know each other already.. you already showed your interest and he wants you to keep chasing him? give up on him pls.
>>33811863Nope, I’m massively better than you, by a fucking LONG shot
>>33811866why did you reach out?
>>33811878No, we never spoke past small talk before
>>33811866Ngl that is pretty low effort of him lolBut at the same time if you only said "hi" maybe you're both just boring jkAsk what he's up to or whatever
>>33811880Uh no, not really. It’s good to have a strong sense of justice but don’t fight fire with fire. Fight it with compassion. That also irritates people who want to be angry. Don’t feed it back.
>>33811866At least you got a response lovey, but take it with a grain of salt.As a gay man myself that lowercase thing screams I take dick.
>>33811858Completely out-of-touch criticism. I think you've invented a version of me to rail against that only exists in your head. I straight up encourage people to filter me when they don't like me and I don't care when I'm insulted.>>33811859Honestly, no. But if he at least attempts to engage with the thread and asks a legit question, I don't see any issue answering.>>33811866Didn't you only send "Hi"? You didn't ask how he was doing either.
>>33811882I think he is cute
>>33811878>you already showed your interest Bruh she literally just texted him "hi" lolI would only assume a girl was interested if she was like "heyyyy xxx I can't sleep ):"
>>33811876i don't know if it's just how i am but i don't really get feelings from art or for example music, even if i enjoy drawing since i was a kid. i just enjoy the colors, the forms, and the audacity of just painting a giant fucking (but beautiful) tree on an absolutely giant canvas. it is also perfect to me as a painting.
>>33811887Shitting on random strangers =/= shitting on Mr. Edgy misanthrope who insults others for fun but is genuinely scared of a namefag
>>33811862Where are all the gods?Where's the streetwise hercules ro fight the rising odds?
>>33811889Typical autistic defence, “erm no I don’t agree so it’s completely wrong all the way down”>>33811897It does, and more importantly, where are you getting this fear of a namefag from?
>>33811883okay then depending on how into him you are i guess you could continue it. his response is a bit more normal/expected now even if he seems a bit, idk feminine.
>>33811653Sorry late reply, but it's not really about that, just like to feel the strenght of a person i like and i'm genuinely a masochist, i have to hold in moans if i stub my toe and things like thatAlso getting beaten up is objectively less scary than being penetrated
>OhioIsn't that the guy who fucked BlueValkyrie/RuleBreaker?
>>33811902Why do you hold the people who insult you to a higher moral standard than yourself? Why did you pretend you haven’t been railing against and crashing out at Ohio for *checks* a fucking week?
>>33811878>you already showed your interest
>>33811892What anime does to grown adults. Just what the fuck is that example, grow up kek.
>>33811777Based trips.God I need a racist fatphobic gf so bad.
>>33811908Yes, but that was the original anon who went by Ohio. This one's a jeet from Toronto.
Pretty much every woman who I’ve ever gone on a date with I give the ick to and they end up not even being attracted to me in the first place. I’ll probably never earn good money. Would you guys ever date not particularly attractive guys who don’t have a lot of money? What do you guys actually think about dudes like me??? I’m afraid everyone actually hates me and it further applies to the women around me
>>33811912>a woman coming up to me saying hi isn't interest, she must treat me like a princess!Princess generation of men
>>33811910> Why do you hold the people who insult you to a higher moral standard than yourself?You misunderstand. I’m saying that you should hold yourself to a higher standard, else you are just like me, shitting on strangers for fun. Your moral impetus to shit on me is that I did it first. Very weak justification.> Why did you pretend you haven’t been railing against and crashing out at Ohio for *checks* a fucking week?That is not pretend, I didn’t do that lmao
>>33811910Oh god. Ffs, pls fuck Ohio and get it over with, you fucking sycophant!
>>33811902Yeah, it is. It comes off as incomprehensible vague babble.>>33811908We never met IRL, we were only in an LDR.
>>33811918Men who think that all the women around them hate them when they don't even notice you are exhausting, stop being such a tranny bitch honestly.
Everyone rubs the pregnant belly but nobody tickles the balls and says good job
>>33811929Your wife will if you help her carrying a baby
>>33811920>shitting on strangers for funNope, I earnestly think people like you should die. I’ve been provoked, you CHOOSE to be a psychotic assholeAnd you literally said you weren’t “one” of the posters, that means you were the other one, shit for brains
>>33811889So you don't mind supporting pedophiles
>>33811918Women date broke dudes all the time. If they're all getting the ick, it's a (You) problem to fix.
>>33811795MSistine Chapel
It sounds like you hate me here
What is it that makes overweight people sound fat?
Why is everyone in denial? If he was interested he would show excitement. I texted him once to ask about studies (we were classmates) and he seemed more enthusiastic then. Maybe he is dating
>>33811936Why, anon?
Y'all mentally ill
>>33811935How do I stop giving the ick :(( Too afraid to ask what I’m doing wrong. Just want to leave everyone alone
>>33811933Really childish lmao. Not worth talking to anymore, bye
>>33811936The ceiling I mean, but you knew that too, because you thought of that, not the tapestries, or Boticelli's, or even Last Judgement. >>33811942Best drawing, story telling, and innovation in western history on large scale.Ok well debatable claims, but it is to me, other artists did other ceiling frescos in that size but they all did it afterword.
>>33811934Isn't that association fallacy?
>>33811925>We never met IRL, we were only in an LDR.Why did you choose her to begin with, lol
>>33811941At this point just get used to being alone or get toys.
>>33811946So we can add being afraid of an anon to your list of failings too right?
>>33811953If it makes you feel better. I don’t understand your obsession with me. There are so many dudes here you can talk to
>>33811951Damn, /atoga/ foids look like THIS?
>>33811913What do you mean lolSome girls do text like this
>>33811945If they've never told you, how tf do you even know they're getting it? Are you making an assumption or do you have ary reasoning? Cause if you have reasoning, I'd assume you already know how to stop
>>33811955>bye>keeps replyingYou’re such a little narcissist, gotta have the last word huh?
>>33811957Yes meanwhile we have an aryan prince who's a moid.
>>33811925The real question is HOW did you connect with her? The secret atoga illuminati discord?
>>338119511. That genuinely is just a bad photo, she's actually rather pretty.2. She was kind and we shared interests.
>>33811941I agree he doesn't seem very enthusiastic so I'm sorry anonBut it's still cool that you reached out and basically made a move so you should be proud of that Next time maybe say more than just hi tho
>>33811962Wouldn’t that also make you one? Anyways, would you feel better if I let you punch me in the face?
Cute, short, athletic women have my heart. When a chick is under 5'2 and under 140lbs with good stamina, I damn near fall in love
>>33811941And if you were interested you would show excitement. Maybe you are dating someone
>>33811967I’d rather carve your heart out desu
>>33811959If that's your type just say it, but very few adults would ever willingly text like that. And blaming someone because they don't text like a 12 y/o is a bit whiny ngl.
>>33811965>1. That genuinely is just a bad photo, she's actually rather pretty.Yeah, sure>>33811908
>>33811957>>33811951This is why I don't take the opinions of women in this thread too close to home nor should they ours, this thread is still best for trolling and venting and nothing more, we wouldn't realistically want to fuck or date one another unless you're mentally ill namefags like those guys.
>>33811968Same except tall long legged women who tower over me
>>33811963>we have an aryan prince who's a moidWhich moid?
>>33811970Need. Ok bye for real now, maybe scream into your pillow, you seem stressed
>>33811972It was an exaggerated example but I'm just saying that "Hi" is not exactly a clear signal of interest lol You should beee yourself but you should also be a bit flirty if you want them to get the hint
>>33811947And if it can't be a mural?
>>33811975Short, petite women give serious "I'll ride you till you pass out" energy
>>33811965Just admit you're a catfished retard, don't try to save your reputation like that.
>>33811830>ask girls out>they reject me>get female friends>they cheat on their LDR bfs with meI JUST WANT A FUCKING NORMAL RELATIONSHIP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
Who's the best chess player ITT?
>>33811972Also I don't have a type but I'm pretty passive so mostly dated very bubbly/flirty girls>>33811965Not to be an asshole but if it's such a bad photo why does she never post another photo to prove it
>>33811951I'm not a fan of the hair, gotta be honest, though it shouldn't really care if she likes it.
>>33811991Definitely not me, my elo is like 1100
>>33811990>LDR bfMentally ill internet pretend dating is not a relationship, retard.
>>33811991Not me, I'm assI taught JH how to play years ago and she ended up beating me several times
>>33811991I am almost certainly in the 100s, so not me.
>>33811980He knows there is no reason why I’m texting him other than I’m interested in him. That’s crystal clear I promise
>>33811970That's a little much. Cool off anon, /atoga/ is not that serious.
>>33811944I wouldn't be here at 3am on my day off if i wasn't
>>33811980I'm not her but I do still think that if he was actually into her, reponse would've been different. Getting a hi text from a girl you like would normally get more of a response from a guy I think. And less of a response if he wasn't into her obviously.
>>33811963No, and who
>>33811999>I taught JH how to play years agoDid she give you anything in return?
>>33811996Right now it's "moved for uni" gf/bf not so much >online dating bs which I'd agree with you on.But my other friends said "If you're not married with kids and your gf/bf is on another continent, it's not cheating"
>>33812003If it is actually crystal clear then yeah it sounds like he isn't interested if all he replied with is "hi", I'm sorry, you'll get em next time>>33812009I agree either he's just uninterested or he's a lazy mofo both of which are unfortunate
>>33811981The word "mural" discredits any major painting done on walls or to fit on walls both in acrylic, cave paintings, and in oil too... which I'm usually drawn to. I'm not sure what you want me to say here.Uuuuuhhhhhh...This one why not. It's alright.
>>33811985What do you mean with "ride"
>>33812012She gave me an ass whooping jk >>33812016She gon bounce on it
>>33812013You have pretty degenerate friends then. and if any of them are guys watch out if you get a gf.
>>33811964Routinely spotting each other in threads and eventually swapping info. Afaik there isn't an /atoga/ discord anymore.>>33811973Yes, I've seen her. Honestly, she doesn't look that big, she's relatively proportionate.>>33811989I have no reason to lie at this point. I'm not saying she's unbelievably gorgeous, but that's genuinely just a shitty picture. Have you ever taken out your phone and accidentally opened the camera and saw a very unflattering angle of yourself from below? Same shit.>>33811992I assume she just doesn't want to post her face here.
Where's the atogan aryan prince moid?
Why is every single woman extremely mentally ill and retarded?
Women,yes or no?>putting a handover your mouth>sticking fingers in your mouth>sticking fingers in your throat>grabbing under your chin>grabbing your throat>grabbing your throat and squeezing>headlock with no pressure>headlock with pressure>pulling hair>palming your head>pressing the front or your neck into the bed>pressing the back of your neck into the bed>pushing your head into the pillow face down>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bed
>>33812027They're not
>>33812026I could fit this description, I guess. But not really
>>33812024>she just doesn't want to post her face hereSure, but I mean the cat's already out of the bag lol>>33812027I'm moreso than them
>>33812016she puts her feet or knees on either side of me and bounces up and down on my penis
>>33811941Im glad you tried Keep it up and eventually it will work
>>33812026He liedI'm disappointed too, sis
>>33812026Who datI have dark hair so not meHe's on prince quests maybe
>>33812027They're women.>Ok but why are women like thisPotentially years of selective breeding has left only the most bluntly dishonorable, mentally ill, and retarded women.When men conquered they didn't think past "Is she good enough to stick my dick in" and you lose traits for work, survival, honor, bravery, loyalty, virtue in general, intelligence, you name it, all women are shallow soulless bimbos by nature.
>>33812024>I have no reason to lie at this point.every tripcuck has a reputation to uphold
>>33812028>putting a handover your mouthYes yes yes>sticking fingers in your mouthYes>sticking fingers in your throatHow? No>grabbing under your chinOkay>grabbing your throatYes yes yes yes yes yes yes>grabbing your throat and squeezingYes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes>headlock with no pressureYesyesyeyseysyesyesyes>headlock with pressureYesyeysyesyeysyesyeyesyeyseysyesyesyesyeyesyes>pulling hairYes yes>palming your headWhat>pressing the front or your neck into the bedWow okay>pressing the back of your neck into the bedFine>pushing your head into the pillow face downYes yes yes yes yes>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bedYesyeyseysyeyeysyeysyesyesyes
>>33812026I have blue eyes and some of my distant ancestors were Bavarian nobility. Does that count?
>>33812042Aryan doesn't mean nordic but you lack this knowledge so you are correct not you.
>>33812026I’m slavic and jewish doublenigga and I mog your agarthan prince
>>33812034That photo barely even looks like her and it's something somebody else took. Whereas if she posts an actual decent picture, people aren't going to care and are still going to shit on it, so I don't see why she'd bother going to the trouble. I don't think she really cares.>>33812044I'm really not concerned with rep. One of the first things that ever got tied to the "Ohioanon" identity is that I got raped as a toddler. I've posted embarrassing shit, even stuff like my voice and face which I don't like and others don't either. I wrote centaur smut as a joke and then wrote it for real and got some harsh reactions.
>>33812040S(he) be(lie)ve(d)
>>33811960I clearly am off putting if they suddenly cut contact with me
Women is this you?
>>33812028>>putting a handover your mouthyes>>sticking fingers in your mouthprobably>>sticking fingers in your throatmaybe>>grabbing under your chinyes>>grabbing your throatehhmaybe>>grabbing your throat and squeezingno>>headlock with no pressureyes>>headlock with pressureno>>pulling hairnope>>palming your headnot sure, maybe>>pressing the front or your neck into the bedsounds uncomfortable>>pressing the back of your neck into the bedsame as above>>pushing your head into the pillow face downif this is during sex, sounds hot i'd try it>>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bedmeh
>>33811510>you must have so much sex to not need to.I could. But I don't want people that don't like me enough to be in a relationship anymore. I want relationship sex or nothing.
>>33812044NTAGiven how she’s a bit of a pariah, wouldn’t he throw her under the bus if his rep was such a concern
>>33812045someone's excited
>>33812052Sbeve
>>33812054Fakebois
>>33812058HeyWhy DON’T you post a selfie to show that webcam screenshot isn’t how you really look? Not asking you too, just wondering why you haven’t
>>33812052Truly
>>33812063The person from the Twitter thread I stole this from said the boyfriend is a cis man.
AnonsWhat are we drinking tonight?
>>33812065Why did Gandalf tell him it would be cold when it could've been a normal ring?
>>33812068Sprite zero
>>33812028>>putting a handover your mouthyes>>sticking fingers in your mouthyes>>sticking fingers in your throatno>>grabbing under your chinyes>>grabbing your throatyes>>grabbing your throat and squeezingyesss>>headlock with no pressureyesss>>headlock with pressureyesss>>pulling hairyes>>palming your headyes>>pressing the front or your neck into the bedyes>>pressing the back of your neck into the bedyes>>pushing your head into the pillow face downyesss>>putting a hand on your face and pressing you into the bedyesss
>>33812068"Blue raspberry limeade" Vitamin Water.
>>33812060however, he chose her and now he must defend his choice
>>33811548im not, thank god
who've known women like being dominated
>>33812074They also broke up since then
>>33812045Hello based policeYeah she's postin' again
>>33812069He already knew what the ring was.
Why do so many women have mask fetishes?
>>33812015>One anonette's like I don't get feelings from art and this is anon is like "AcTuAlLy, tHe WoRd "MuRaL"...." being pretentious as fuck
>>33812068Surly hellCaptcha : JH. Pn8
>>33811951bro. i don't know this for sure and i have no proof. but bv looks like that girl from radical feminist tumblr back in the day who begged everyone for money in a gofundme to "feed her family" and then bought a salt water fishtank. also had a sex toy review blog iirc. wish i could remember the username
>>33812083Yes I have to get pretentious when my actual answer got sidelined for things I like exponentially less.
>>33812064Man, the answer is that I don't want more selfish moids looking at me and targeting me. There will always be dudes that will dislike the way I look regardless anyway.
>>33812090all white people look alike
Who is the most attractive anon
>>33812078It doesn't really matter, pointing out RB's ugliness and degeneracy will now forever be an insult to Ohio's choice and intelligence.
>>33812028yes to all dat
>>33812098LONDON
>>33812082i have been called. i don't think i can explain it well tho. it's just masculine, mysterious, and hot. i recently watched a slasher movie just because the main villain wore a balaclava thing the whole time.
>>33812098Subjective question, probably someone who never posted face or body before, of those who have that London(?) girl is the only skinny woman who isn't too skinny I ever saw here but is meh.
>>33812103Has she ever shown her face?
>>33812082Did you read my mask love letter yet
>>33812098I'm 2/2 on women saying they like my body on here. Haven't posted it in many months tho
>>33812073>>33812095TOGETHER ONCE MORE
>>33811337How about this one?https://www.idrlabs.com/multiple-intelligences/test.php
>mid-late 30s>single>career woman>doesn't have kids>wants kidsWhy do women do this to themselves?
>>33812094You're answering MY question, you're not answering about whatever tf you want. I was asking about paintings done over convas, and when I didn't get the answer I wanted, I asked again. If you didn't like the question just don't answer; dimpshit.
>>33812103over you already
Women only care about is atogan aryan prince moid
>>33812116WHERE IS HE
Stop falling for the bait sistersYou should never text men first or make the first move
>>33812082From the ones I've talked to, it's because you can't really get a read on what they're thinking or feeling, especially if they don't talk.>>33812104A LOT of women are into slasher villains. It was pretty shocking for me to learn about.
>>33812109No. This is just a public chatroom.
>>33812118I'm messed really up but not sure
>>33812101>>33812071>>33812057>>33812045I love subby women!!!
>>33812116No.
>>33812082I'll summon it again anywaybecause a masked face brings attention to the body, and it also makes expressions and mood harder to read while bringing more importance to the gestures and actions so it gives intimidation points which can be attractive in certain situations
>>33812121for me it's not really slasher villains specifically even tho i am aware many women are into that lol. i wouldn't have watched it if i didn't see that he was wearing a balaclava that's kind of the main thing for me (but i do like horror movies so the fact i knew it'd be a horror movie did factor in too)
>>33812127Does Ohio look like him?
>>33812068M, water, being a good boiWill get cider tomorrow though kek
>>33812130Absolutely not in the slightest.
>>33812096this might be true
>>33812128If I had a woman who looked like that I'd wear a mask, fold her in half, and rail her till she couldn't walk straight. Omfg that's so hot
>>33812127Isn't that the guy who supports transkids transition?
What if they start fucking itt...
>>33812098Seconding London. I have literally dreamt about her before
>>33812098me
>>33812098London is a hottie>>33812106She's posted toonmes and such>>33812111What's wrong with that lol? Do you expect them to raise the kids on food stamps?
>>33812128But picrelated only wears glasses
>>33812137Are you the atogan aryan prince?
>>33812096>>33812136The only ones with different hair or eye color?
>>33812144I don't think so
>>33812116untrue i love chadito
>>33812135Is that why you broke up?
>>33812143She's just a mask enjoyer who has targeted a new victim
>>33812098Also bimboanon was a babe and Elsa anon was pretty (I mean she literally did Disney princess parties as her job)
Now holding audition for atogan aryan prince moid
>>33812098I remember swissanon, loved her boobs
>>33812147This is much more respectable than calling him chadlet
>>33812112Yeah? Well fuck you cunt, how's this for a favorite painting? Enjoy the cognito hazard. Also you are blinking and breathing manually.
>>33812151i nominate entj
>>33812138I'm going to make all of your kids transition inside your nuts when I crush them.
I'm sorry for all the hornyposts I posted when I was ovulating. I will do it again next month
>>33812147>chaditoIs this Hispanic chad or smth
>>33812021one said it in jestthe girl in my group is all for it because she met her husband and father of her children while in a LDR
>>33812151Cute, i'll bring the snacks
>>33812151>brown hair>green eyesdammit, I'm out
is it a bad thing btw if you're dreamt of someone possibly more than 5 times on separate occasions but can't seem to stop it from happening because it's a situation where you like someone, but they also have too many red flags, so you decided to never pursue them. kind of a limbo.
>>33812148No.
>>33812129Yeah, just a thing for masked men. I get it. Have you watched other movies just for that?>>33812130Not even remotely. I've been told I look like Linus Torvalds.
>>33812151No
>>33812158yes. and short
>>33812142The odds of it working drop vastly
>>33812151i also nominate entj
wait i think i confused aryan with caucasianin any case, i think entj deserves this crown
>>33812151Blue eyesBlonde hairAlcoholicOverweight so out
>>33812161>>green eyesPost them plsss
>>33812164>I've been told I look like Linus Torvalds.>>33812163So you dated an Aryan prince?
Did anon get his fleshlight yet?
>>33812129I hate slasher movies so much. The number of times I've had to wear a Ghostface or Michael Myers mask to get laid has left me a traumatized moid.
>>33812173I'd get banned, they also aren't pretty
>>33812164I found you in the /soc/ archives :)You don’t look bad at all, 8/10 imo
I deserve a hot, rich moid as a consolation prize for everything that happened to me
>>33812154*Yawn*Kys.
>>33812176Cute
>>33812177How aren't they pretty? Green eyes are the prettiest eye color
>>33812176>>>>I got a record haul as a kid in the Jason mask????!!!!!
Morte et dabo
>>33812164Hmm not really now that i think about it, maybe there aren't many movies like that. maybe phantom of the paradise? that was my intention at first a bit but it's a very goofy movie and i didn't know that beforehand lmao.
genders, can someone advise me as to why british men look like this? (sorry qt)
>>33812183They're very muted and the rest of my eye and eyebrow looks bad rn because I don't sleep well
>>338121882000 years of inbreeding.
>>33812189Nta but sleep is important and get more
I need another haircut, thinking about a buzz cut this time or at least very short
>>33812189nta but i have very grey-blue eyes so i feel you. people forget my eyes are blue that's how forgettable they are
>>33812189Link it from /soc/ or something, I am begging you
>>33812191I will try
>>33812174Yeah but brown hair, never had it that short, more rectangular glasses, not that old yet.>>33812177You can post in /soc/toga and link the post here.>>33812179Thank you very much. Yeah, I don't like how I look, but I've come to realize that I'm not really on the same page with most people on that either.>>33812187The balaclava man must have been pretty special huh?
>>33812193grey-blue is better on men anyway
>>33812197eh i think blue eyes are creepy on men
>>33812180Liking men for money is boring.
>>33812188>sorry qtNo offense taken kek (I'm only British by naturalisation) >>33812192Bro gonna join the army
>>>/soc/34412451I'mma just leave this here as my audition
>>33812198bright blue yes, darker grey-blue not so much
>>33812190>inbreedingInvaded by>romans>picts>jutes>anglos>saxons>scots>norwegians>danes>frenchI don't think so Tim
>>33812184I found out a woman on the actual registry gave my sons candy apples (daughters got jolly ranchers lol). It fucks with you.
>>33812203then why do they look like that
>>33812051That sounds more like bragging about your edgy backstoryhttps://youtu.be/ixgzbL0r0s0
>>33812188Hey, bro, did you know that england is an ISLAND.
>>33812197We're so back>>33812198It's so over>>33812201You look like you would bully me in a school for wizardry Jk nice pic bro
I got really pulled into playing world of warcraft again.Is that an ick?
>>33812200is that why ur based and goated?
I look like this (f)
>>33812199>only one woman in the entire world is bored lol
>>33812213wow is fine, men who play as women in mmos give troon vibes
>>33812215I can promise you, you arent this CUTE
>>33812215Cutie>>33812214Yes I like goats cheese Based? Based on what?
>>33812210but hawaiian and jamaican and japanese people don't look like that
>>33812198Sar
atogans, post yourselves as dogs
>>33812217What if im 6'2 250lbs irl and fully male
>>33812221i wish seethenhagen was real
>>33812213A character like that, yes
>>33812209What a ridiculous thing to say. Funny video though.
>>33812218Well yeah i don't really wear pink collars
>>33812222I'm not posting a selfie.
>>33812201You should grow your hair out a bit more
>>33812222
>>33811808>I think you could phrase it as looking at the cost and benefit of the action as opposed to the cost and benefit of not taking the action.I think I see.I was approaching it from a viewpoint of advising someone who wants to take an action.The first question is why they want to do it, to what end? If their goal is to avoid a fate that not-taking the action would result in, then the consequences of not taking it matter more. Whereas if they want to take it to achieve a goal, the the consequence is not achieving that goal unless they take a different action.Some jobs of you don't work, you don't get paid.Some jobs if you don't work, you get fired.>Considering the probabilities seems like too much.Considering the likelihood of the result matters.Getting millions of dollars is worth investing thousands of dollars but I would still advise against buying thousands of dollars worth of lottery tickets.Getting the woman you love to come back to you might be worth grovelling on your belly for but is it likely to achieve the result you want?
>>33812208All the ones of ambition and worth left for the colonies
>>33812222Nope
>>33812228the smartest dog ever
>>33812222bf says i look like this dog lmfao
>>33812227Yet*
>>33812194javascript:quote('34412477'); There, don't get your hope up
>>33812239I saw it and you're actually really pretty, the hell? Why do moids do this?
>>33812217*me reading this while playing exclusively as Coco in Crash 4* She is baby>>33812222It me>>33812230Majestic pic >>33812231>Some jobs of you don't work, you don't get paid.>Some jobs if you don't work, you get fired.Is this not like all jobs Unless you're like the CEO of Temu or something
>>33812242NTAAttention whoring, they want to be chased
>>33812231>Getting the woman you love to come back to you might be worth grovelling on your belly for but is it likely to achieve the result you want?So that's what this is about
>>33812242>Why do moids do this?Do you think people with high self-esteem are regulars here >>33812237I like your hair>>33812235I like your glasses
>>33812242I don't see it I guess>>33812245Why would I want to be chased by someone I don't know?
>>33812220Actually... no. They have different inbreeding problems. Japanese do have uggos, but they are usually bullied to suicide or leave. Jamaicans also have uggos, but they tend to also leave as well. Hawaiian's have different health issues than looks from inbreeding to the point I think there is a custom to get tested for cousin closeness before you get married?Correct me if I'm wrong, I think I heard that said somewhere.
Why do I have the feeling that blond anon is the Johnny Bravo faggot
>>33812249>WhyDon’t talk to me
>>33812222I forget if I got doberman or not in a buzzfeed quiz two years ago. I think? Some kinda dark big dog I forget.
>>33812231I'd be worried about encouraging overthinking and fretting about unforeseeable outcomes.>Considering the likelihood of the result matters.This is part of the cost-benefit analysis in my book. Like:>If I ask her out, she might say yes, or she might say no>If I don't ask her out, I can't be rejected, but I also can't possibly gain anythingThen you weigh the two of those directly.>>33812242>Why do moids do this?Some of us have warped self image. I genuinely think I'm repulsive but others seem to disagree.
>>33812249May I see more?
I really hate men beyond anything you can imagine. I’m not even posting here ever again because I don’t want to interact with these subhumans ever again
>>33812244QT, is that you again?
>>33812222>quadsThis is the first dog I saw that made me think, close enoughhttps://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th/id/OIP.UOgvEAb6fcir7WTpKXiyAgAAAA?cb=12&pid=Api
>>33812261not tonight
>>33812263Femanon fell in love?
>>33812259We had a female doberman in my family, great fun dog, a lot of personality but not as incredibly clingy as lets say doberman retrievers
>>33812263Sorry babe>>33812264Poss
>>33812260>I genuinely think I'm repulsive but others seem to disagree.I don't disagree with you on that.
>>33812267Femanon got pumped and dumped*>Fell for it again award>>33812268Obv wanted to say golden retrievers in second part
>>33812272Thanks for backing me up then, I appreciate the support.
>>33812222I’m a cat
>>33812260Now advise your friend how to be a more effective pedophile
>>33812151>dont have blonde hairIt's over... I also nominate ENTJ
>>33812277People are gonna say that I’m the one making these posts
How do I ask men out?Is "Do you want to go see a movie and then belong to me forever" okay?
>>33812263See you tomorrow
>>33812268>doberman retrievers>ay yo im here to retrieve ya n shietNo you aren't>*bares teeth* yus ah am mufugga
https://streamable.com/5ua2n9I need a short gym thot gf in my life.
>>33812272>>33812277>the coward is back againKys
What's it like living in an apartment? I got an eviction letter from my parents today so it's time to move out of my grandmother's house lmao. I have until the end of January next year
>>33812279Who are you?
>almost have visible abs and faint veins on my forearms>face still fat and redwhy????Gotta keep dieting I guess
>>33812222f i would be a mudi.>>33812241approved
>>33812266I'll be waiting for your return
>>33812286The quote coward unquote
Has everyone here seen the moids here but me or what?
>>33812282>*Bares teeth*Loudly exhaled air through my nostrils
>>33812223yeah usually troons aren't the most feminine of men, makes it even stranger.
>>33812284Nah>>33812292I see
>>33812293No one has seen me
and the votes are in! the winner of atoga's next top prince aryan moid is the indian man entj by a landslide 4 votes!
>>33812291There's a lot of guys with green eyes dear. If I ever take anymore pics I'll post. Thanks for giving me something else to like about myself
State gender:Drinking alcohol from a straw.Yay or nay?
I looked into mirror after entire day of playing videogames (and being at gym) and i habe to report that im still ugly but i also gained massive bags/dark spots under my eyes out od nowhere
>>33811974Good sense brother, thanks. I needed a post to knock some sense into me. Anyone got any more?
>>33812285You will be angry that you didn't move out sooner. They'll invite you back and you won't even want to go back.Any specific questions about apartment living?
>>33812301Indian (Brahman) is Aryan, so
>>33812303nah, recipe to make a mess when you're drunk. If you're a girl it can be suggestive so that's nice
Entj is from dalit untouchable caste
>>33812239>even has the anime white spotkek
>>33812280This would work on me lolBut yeah just ask em to do something with you, simplesI never rejected a girl
>>33812307oh, good, then he is unironically the winner anyway
>>33812303M, I don't drink but I understand you really should not do that.
>>33812293i never actually do it because i need to know that you all do not exist
>>33812303M, depends on the drink, if I'm sharing a fishbowl/pitcher then sure
>>33812293>shesaw me and thats all that matters
>>33812311lol. my desk lamp and computer screen were the only lights
>>33812303it somehow always tastes worse through a straw to me
>>33812303MWhatever way I can get it.If I stop I get the shakes, panic attacks, anhedonia and feelings of impending doom.I hate myself so much its unreal.
>>33812293are you the girl from discord who rated my face 9/10
>>33812285It sucks and people are usually terrible to live with in proximity. I'm blessed with neighbors that mostly leave me alone.
I hope the woman I marry will be able to flat foot ride my cock for at least 15 minutes
>>33812293I don't think you want to, especially Ohioanon
>>33812280Do the cowardly/lazy move and say do/would you [ever] want to take me out?>force commitmentDon't do this, guys don't like this
>>33812309nobody outside of india cares
>he's still going
Foids, is kpop demon hunters actually a good movie?
>>33812307Is that why Hitler used Indian symbols to promote his ideology?
>she (irl) gives me her discord info unprompted>I send her a friend request>she hasn't accepted it and it's been three daysWomen. Why the fuck?
>>33812331idk i didn't watch it but people i know who have kids that forced them to watch it, they enjoyed it apparently
>>33812322That's called a alcohol addiction.
>>33812215I look like this but with black hair
What did you do today? Anything fun?
>>33812222M
>>33812332Achually the first use of the swastika was Ukraine and it exists in every part of the world including Africa and the Americas.
>>33812300Saving the best for last?>>33812316?>>33812318She ... being Swiss?>>33812323Nope>>33812327Kek, why is that?
>>33812338I had a job interview today, which was alright. Another tomorrow
>>33812293Am dude and I do not seek out what the other guys look like, so you're not alone
>>33812337Dog bro what happened
>>33812338I enjoyed my day off and set up my 401k
>>33812334Hm, I see. Thank you for your input.
>>33812302No, thank YOU for the eye pic, I honestly think yours are very beautiful. Take care!
>>33812341Nah if I posted myself I’d die
>>33812303Straw might remove the aroma aspect of consuming the beverage
>>33812343Do you know what the femanons look like?
>>33812347This won't be used to create a cyborg or something will it?
>>33812344I went feral and stopped cutting my hair. I need to be redomesticated.
>>33812343nta but i also dont seek out anyones info or pictures here because i simply do not care
>>33812341Because he’s a dysgenic freak that even self admits he’s repulsive
>>33812341>?I'm better not knowing how anyone looks like irl
>>33812351NTA but I know for a while one was a petite Korean woman. I miss her
>>33812338I re-watched a video about pollution in Bangladesh in honor of ENTJ and laughed my assed off
>>33812352My power level isn't high enough to pull that off, unfortunately
>>33812338I played deadlock all day again
>>33812355Shapeshifter kun, your impression of me is slightly off
>>33812329Nta, seems lots of indians outside of india care cause they're still class-ist if they were raised in that system. Like issues in IT or tech companies
>>33812338I worked. We were drastically understaffed but we tried really hard and I got some great synergy going with my coworker.I also spent the entire day wanting to play a new (old) game, and instead I'm chilling here, so that sorta sucks.
>>33812331Not a foid but yeah it's good Rumi best girl>>33812338I got back from a party at 5am kek, slept a bit, did some cleaning and made some beats, went to work, and now playing vidya What about you anon
I hope one day I get strong enough to do whatever my wife wants romantically and sexually
>>33812222I love this little guy>>33812306>You will be angry that you didn't move out soonerI've been moved out for a while. I was living with my grandma and taking care of her for the last 5ish years but she passed away last year, so I've been living alone for a while. My parents must've just gotten all the inheritance paperwork sorted out because it's technically their home now and they're gonna sell it (which is a damn shame btw, it's a beautiful old home and some of the rooms have a nice, modern facelift)>Any specific questions about apartment living?How often do you hear other people? I really hate knowing that there's people just one wall away from me. I also can't wrap my mind around paying for some place I don't own but that's an argument for another day lmao>>33812325>I'm blessed with neighbors that mostly leave me aloneI'm hoping that if apartment living is my fate, that I at least get this. It's gonna suck having way less space and not being able to play music as loud as I want to
>>33812362Who are you talking to?
>>33812368You will
>>33812366Just kill me already
>>33812332Hitler was a schizo, shell-shocked, narcissistic jew (much like myself), so it is nearly impossible to know what his real motives were.
>>33812327Ohioanon looks like linus torvalds lmao. He's a good looking guy
>>33812373Not you, don't worry
>>33812372I hope so, I already bench 185lbs so I'm making good timing
>>33812375I thought jimmy was linus
>>33812332He used it cause they used to believe that the origin of Europeans and Indians were a race of people called Aryans (similar to the aryan caste or iran) who controlled Europe or something. Nowadays we know the origins probably come from southern russia. But yeah that's why they felt it was okay to use those symbols and words.
>>33812376Cucked again
>>33812375>Ohioanon looks like linus torvalds lmao.*looks him up*>He's a good looking guyEuuuh, if the comparison is true then not really
If I could just fuck and cum in a woman in accurate cartoon style Harley Quinn cosplay I'd be a happy man
>>33812368>whatever my wife wants romantically and sexually
>>33812369>I've been moved out for a while.Sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.>How often do you hear other people?Not often. The units at my place are drywall over concrete. Any noise I hear is filtering in through the windows.>>33812378Jimmy was me.
>>33812338Read a book.
>>33812383What if she is fat
>>33812383Imagine her pleasured screams and her begging for Mista J to knock her up
>>33812384Is this period cramps or a good thing?
>>33812383Same but Poison Ivy and she ties me up and rides me
>>33812386Which one?
>>33812385>JimmyYou were that simpcuck all along?
>>33812338Day at the lab with a lecture, now I'm grading students in preparation for my stacked sections tomorrow. No :L
>>33812390GOOD
>>33812387Then it wouldn't be cartoon accurate>>33812389I'm more like red hood than joker>>33812392I like a gal with a bit more energy
>>33812246Not exactly and not for me >>33812244>Is this not like all jobsFreelance and as needed jobs exist. Like substitute teachers>Unless you're like the CEO of Temu or somethingTemu seems like a strange choice there>>33812260>I'd be worried about encouraging overthinking and fretting about unforeseeable outcomes.That's always a risk and if the answer to the question is that you aren't unsure, then the wisdom of taking the action is uncertain and it's up to them if they want to gamble.>This is part of the cost-benefit analysis in my book.Fair enough.>>If I don't ask her out, I can't be rejected, but I also can't possibly gain anythingIsn't that just nothing though?My thinking is that if the answer to the question is that nothing will change, then it's easily skipped.I can't really think of an example where the goal is to avoid a currently to likely scenario, then not taking action does NOT have an obvious result and it's not worth exploring.Or similarly, if your goal is something that is a result that currently isn't likely to happen, then not taking action has an obvious result.In short, Question A resolves whether you're seeking to achieve or avoid a result and not taking action will result in the opposite, currently likely status....unless you hadn't considered that the thing you want to avoid isn't really likely.But I dunno. That whole part seems immediately intuitive to me.
>>33812396yay!!!
>>33812393
>>33812397>red hoodIn my headcanon, he’s gay with Nightwing
>>33812382Nah he's definitely above average, not some gigaachad or anything but you're lying if you don't think he falls into the 6-7/10 range (no offense if you think that's harsh ohio lol)>>33812385It was a fair assumption lol, my circumstances are a little unusual>The units at my place are drywall over concreteInteresting... I'll have to do some research to find out which apartments in my area are built like this. My primary concern is the noise issue
>>33812368>cashsexual
>Ohio is JimmyHaha, there’s only 10 or so of you in this community
>>33812405Just wear earplugs to sleep if you're worried about noise broI sleep like a baby through my roommates partying and stuff
>>33812406What does that mean? Is this zoomer lingo?
I think kittenposter made a post on soc begging for a bf kek
menrank these sexual attributes>flexibility>dirty talk>enthusiasm>stamina
>>33812409Why don't you go party?
>>33812394The entire point of the Jimmy thing was that I'd just randomly put the name "JIMMY! :)" on and say one thing to myao, and then disappear completely until the next day. I had to stop because people were fucking up the joke. I never really talked to her much.>>33812398What is with anons here reposting peoples' selfies?>>33812405>no offense if you think that's harsh ohio lolI think I'm a 2/10. I think you're being very generous if anything.The worst I've had to deal with at my place is the neighbor's dog barking. But honestly, as bad as it might sound, you'll just get used to it if it is noisy.>>33812408'Jimmy' was never even a person.
>>33812404Now here's that fujo femanon
>>33812408There is at least 30 of us
>>33812411>She left board to bf search because you guys were being mean to herFair. This is what you moids get. Less atoga women.
>>338124124, 2, 1, 3
>>33812411Where
>>33812412Irrelevant, kinda ok, too much of a good thing sometime, same as before.I prefer a woman who knows how to actually move her ass and twerk above all that shit.
>>33812405>Nah he's definitely above average, not some gigaachad or anything but you're lying if you don't think he falls into the 6-7/10 range (no offense if you think that's harsh ohio lol)I was going off based on this description >>33812375 and desu that guy isn't a 7 imo
>>33812411if only i was tall enough...
>>33812412>flexibility>enthusiasm >stamina>>dirty talk
>>33812414Wdym? They're not partying right now lol, but in general I usually do with them but sometimes I'm tired from work/other things or not in the mood
>>33812411Link? I would like to apply.
>>33812418Mean? What are they supposed to do?
>>338124123 2 4 1I want to feel wanted
>>33812422His pic got posted but the post got deleted. Check archive
>>338124123!!!!!4!!! 2!!1!
>>33812416I’m a straight male
>>33812412>Enthusiasm >Stamina>Flexibility>Dirty talkI like all of them
>>33812415>I had to stop because people were fucking up the joke.Based falseflaggers ruining the simpcuck ritual
>chasing my femanon wife around in the woods both naked and if I catch her I fuck her
>>338124123>4>2>>>1
>>33812417Realistically more like 15-20
How many femanons? Like 5?
>>33812420>>33812426>>>/soc/34412410
>>33812412I've not had sex but enthusiasm seems like #1 for me. After that I guess stamina is important? And then flexibility so you can try fun positions. Dirty talk seems like it can be hot but is less important than attitude and the physical side>>33812422Is this a rate thread now or something lmao >>33812431Ay I remember the original post on /soc/Bro looks like he finna school meHandsome lad no homo>>33808199>he looks so . . . normalHow do you think I get away with being mentally deranged
>>33812427My god you guys can't even construct a single rizz at her and reverted to grade school bullying because you like her.Ya'll are flounder.
>>33812439Depends. It’s a lot though.
How many of us are genuinely a female?
>>33812323You guys are adding foids on discord?
>>33812440Damn she really needs to get out more ngl>>33812445Discordfags get the rope
>>33812445Never did that
>>33812444Seems to be about 10 or so of them, more than that but in that range of 10-15
>>33812436Oh. Sex tag.
>>33812446Good thing I'm only a footfag
>pinning a cute black woman to the bed and giving her reparations in the form of good dick and jizz
>>33812440Nothing in that post makes sense to me btw but I'm not mentally ill
>>33812436>accidentally slips on mud and fractures penis on a rock.
>>33812444>GenuinelyOnly Valk. And that's pushing it.
>>33812451
Does anyone remember the name or know the status that ai program one anon made that would accurately predict who an anon is based on their writing style?
>>33812451Do any of the black femanons even accept jizz?I feel like jh is a loud minority.
>>33812453Running with a boner is incredibly difficult
>>33812456You guys are so virgin it hurts sometimes
>>33812445Who isn't??
Men, have you ever had sex with a woman that you didn’t like and that you weren’t attracted to, simply because she was the only woman who was willing to have sex with you?
>>33812440Im surprised this didn't get more responses in the thread, but maybe it's cause she said no online stuff?
>>33812450Based degen>>33812451Same but a cute woman in black tights pinning me to the bed and making me pay for my sins
>>33812457real>>33812459I know black women who love it
>>33812458>>33812461>Artificial intelligence for the human retards
>>33812422A 6 then? I really wouldn't rate him as anything less than a 5
>>33812464Yes and no. She wasn’t the only one willing but I swallowed the “wait til marriage” shit
>>33812457I had a chemistry teacher in highschool who unironically looked like this but was white. She was such a baddie I used to get home from school after her class and rub one out straight away
>>33812464no, I can't get hard for women who don't like me
>>33812462Uh..
>>33812464No I wouldn't do thatAbout a year ago an old work colleague straight up told me she wanted to have sex but I wasn't that into her or ready/in the mood desu
>>33812461Explain
>>33812457As a man with a bunch of little jeets running around, it ain't worth it.No I'm not Vance but I have met him.
>>33812465Afaik it's a bit gauche to make a thread for yourself instead of using, say, the midwest thread, and she really didn't say much that describes herself or that would clue guys in to what she's looking for.Who knows, maybe some guys have added that discord of hers.
>>33812444at least 3 of them are my ex girlfriends
>>33812472>Women in labcoats
>>33812479>gfsSounds pretty delusional fella
>>33812444My wife doesn't know I know she's here lmao, so at least 1
Women anonsWould you date a guy who looked like this?
>>33812487No.
>>33812487It's negro!
>>33812487>ai slop
>>33812487NAG but why black Wesker?
I like women who'll let me grab their head and fuck their face rough
>>33812492>>33812493Not gonna post an actual selfie when I can have AI reinterpret my selfie into a new imageAlso it’s Wesker because I’m trying to become a scientist
>>33812486How do you know she's here?
>>33812476You should be able to recognize them if you've talked with girls enough and their replies are longer than myao-lenght at least
Have any of you guys added kittenposters discord yet?
>>33812496Please don't have him as a role model.
>>33812500Ew, no
>>33812495Yes
>>33812498All I see is text on a screen
>>33812480She used to wear a labcoat and short pencil skirts and had a very bubbly and flirty aura. I aced her class ofc
Need petite alt girl who will let me treat her like a complete whore in bed
>>33812505Skill issue
>>33812509Same but tall alt girl who will step on me in boots
>>33812500It would've been better for her to ask for guys to post a discord so then she gets to vet and choose who to add instead of them all add her.I'm not tall so no
>>33812500Considered it.>I don't know anything about her>I don't know what she looks like>I don't know where she is>I don't know her type>I do know she likes to ghost men>I do know she's very mentally ill>I do know she struggles with basic communicationI decided against it.
How many femanons have recognizable boobs?
>>33812500She is very mentally ill and I somehow have a moral code against abusing the mentally ill.
>>33812515>>I don't know anything about her>>I don't know what she looks like>>I don't know where she is>>I don't know her typeShe revealed all of this about herself and more over the summer
>>33812514>>33812515I think it's a honeypot
>>33812518She's not that mentally ill lmao she's just young, insecure and a bit autistic
>>33812504Unfortunately the upward angle on my cock won't allow deepthroating on the knees, only upside down. I wanna see her eyes while she chokes on my cock dammit
>>33812521Then why don't you add her
>>33812500Yeah
>>33812500I'm okay with adding femanons, and she says she's okay with people just wanting to be friends, but... nah.
>>33812500No thank you
>>33812523Bc I have no interest in Discordfagging and adding people kekThese threads are fine
>>33812515Either you weren't here for the lore or you moids don't listen.
>>33812500She thinks men shorter than her are subhuman trash so I won't entertain
Ladies, what's the last game you played that wasn't Stardew Valley or A Little to the Left?
>>33812528>or you moids don't listen.It's always this. Moids only remember femanon's tits at best.
>>33812529>She thinks men shorter than her are subhuman trashThis turns me on desu but I'd just wind her up on discord lol
Women, would you marry a gamer husband?
>>33812440Isn't this the wrong location? Wasn't it confirmed she lived somewhere else?
>>33812497I'm looking at Sara right now from across the living room.
>>33812522I don't know what that means, is it okay if she's short?
>>33812537Huh. I'm looking at her from outside the window.
>>33812531Minecraft and dbd
>>33812527Based
>>33812536>Wasn't it confirmed she lived somewhere else?No, she goes to the University of Michigan
>>33812540>dbdWhat killer
>>33812528>>33812533>moids are so shallow, why are they not taking advantage of a mentally ill girl and declining to exploit her for more tiddy pictures?Yeesh.
>>33812535Yes
>>33812531An ecchi kind of game that i won't name
>>33812542Ohio’s probably closest>>33812525 go get her, bro!
I miss myao.
>>33812549WhyAll her absence reminds me of is that she had no actual presence in the threads, she came and talked with LhA and then left nightly, barely ever answered questions or asked any
>>33812543Doctor tickles me to death with tazing survivors and making them scream the whole match. :)Sometimes, Legion or Plague.
Do we know what kittenposter looks like besides her boobs and hair? Is she hot?
>>33812549She's the easiest person to replicate for an ai chatbot
>>33812537Does she hornypost? Are you OK with your wife doing that?
>>33812549I don't
>>33812553She's jewish
>>33812547Absolutely not, or in short, no.
>>33812553She's in a sorority, they half choose by physical vibes
>>33812538The lowest my cock gets with an erection is 45 degrees up, I also have a decent slope upwards. Makes it very nice for missionary but if I wanted to facefuck a woman on her knees I'd basically have to lean over her a ton or not have a full boner.basically, n ) )8
>>33812544>Here we see the wild moid, trying to use his brain, but now he has incriminated himself that he only sees himself as an unsuccessful predator and femanons as weak prey that will not produce a sexual meal to satiate him.
>>33812544>why are they not taking advantage of a mentally ill girl and declining to exploit her for more tiddy pictures?Or you could converse with her like a normal person. Funny how that doesn't even register as an option for moids, you only either take advantage of women or ignore them.
>>33812560What about her lying on bed with her head to the side
>>33812561They do be telling on themselves
>>33812560My cock illustration didn't end up working but imagine an exponential upward slope and that 's my cock
At 27 years old I am proud to say that I sharted for the first time today
Should I kill myself if I've failed everything I've ever cared about?
>>33812568I’ve been seeing this sentiment a lot
>>33812564Still an odd angle but a little better, Take some trouble lining up the throat
>>33812568Are you gonna go to therapy about it?That is your answer.
>>33812568No.
>>33812561>>33812562She is not a normal person, she is very mentally ill. Feel free to prove me wrong by having a normal conversation with her yourself.
>>33812541I'm just antisocial lol. I don't really have friends irl either
>>33812554>AI chatbotI would never
>>33812573NTA, but how did you come to this conclusion?
>Tilting a woman's head up and spitting in her mouth
>>33812580Keep posting
>>33812579>he doesn't know the lore
>>33812573I have had several conversations with her itt, moron.>further proof that moids don't even fucking pay attention except to >>33812561
>>33812573She was pretty normal about exploring STEM career options the other day. None of you nerds have any right to talk if that's considered mentally ill.
I still prefer myao to kittenposter
>>33812585me too.
>>33812579From reading her posts where she spirals and threatens suicide or self harm over minor setbacks, and where she abruptly abandons conversations only to restart them from the beginning a few posts later as if she's caught in perpetual brain fog.
>Mounting a woman lying prone and engulfing her under me while I rail her into a puddle
>moaning in her mouth
>>33812590>engulfing her under meYou must be pretty fat.
>>33812582Nope>>33812589A troll?
>>33812592Imagine the weight
>>33812338I had a real meal: half a chicken breast, arrabiata sauce, linguine, and a beer. This was super exciting and energizing because I normally just have rice. I've been sweating from it all day. Contemplated texting my ex because I'm in a good mood and even flipped a coin to decide and it said I should text "I miss you" but I didn't do it.
>>33812549Same. She was nice to talk to>>33812573I don’t think she’s mentally ill, just a little weird, which most of us here are, and unsure of herself. I’d say that’s pretty normal for her age
>>33812591Fffffffffffffcfçjjfghjjjuggyyygg
Bro I got to gain some muscle weight already. Too many fat bitches give me attention.
>>33812338I worked all day.
>>33812412Hi to loEnthusiasm, stamina, flexibilty, dirty talk
>>33812600Was it fun?
>>33812592No he must be huge and sexy
>>33812603No. I was sleep deprived all day and I get to go back into work sleep deprived tomorrow morning.
>>33812583>>33812584>>33812594>>33812597Ask her about how she failed a midterm and was taken to a mental hospital where the psychiatrist attempted to admit her to treat her delusions but she left against medical advice.But some of you are sharks, and that's blood in the water, so...
>>33812606Would
I simply would never get involved with someone who's just starved for attention
>>33812606I was there.
>Putting her legs on my shoulders and covering her mouth as I claim her pussy
>>33812573I too have talked with her, and nothing felt off
>>33812611This is the best AI ever
I am retiring from writing hornyposts forever
>>33812614I'm real, I'm just horny, like dominating, and am good at creative writing
>>33812605You should go to bed instead of posting here.
>>33812606Oh…Must’ve missed that lol
>>33812572Why not?
Moids could be helping kittenposter with her midterms but they choose to bully her instead
>>33812623what class was it?
Once I hit it lucky on random investments I will be creamping my wife every day for months on ends
>>33812623I won't set myself on fire just to keep someone else warm.
Men I have a question, why>woman fangirling over getting choked against the wall by her husband (she got the idea from some book) on tiktok = badBut>pornstar getting choked byva stranger in a hardcore video = good
Moids, do you hate jenny from forrest gump?
>>33812606>But some of you are sharks, and that's blood in the water, so...I have no interest in using her sexually, and I actually unfortunately relate to some extent. What's wrong? Is college too much? Or does she struggle with other stuff prior that college exacerbated?
>>33812618Thank you for your service
>>33812621Because you don't have to be defined by failure. You can be defined by persevering against the odds and finding fulfillment in your life despite it all.
>>33812630A little. Hiding her AIDS diagnosis was really fucked up
>>33812633You're welcome, I like doing it sometimes
>>33812629As long as they both want it, both are good>>33812630No, but her fucking Forest and leaving him a kid is like an attractive 25 yr old woman fucking a 12 yr old boy, and having his kid.
>>33812629The top is better imo. Sex outside of love tends to be worse in every way
Might get a gf soonShould I wait until marriage?
>>33812631She said she used to be bullied for being fat, lost all of her friends during the pandemic, and was floundering in community college until her life basically did a 180 this year.
>>33812640If you are religious, yes. You'll feel much better
I feel fucking crazy. I keep hallucinating that he's here and touching me. I can't live like this anymore I was supposed to be married it wasn't supposed to be like this I pray to God every single day
>>33812630"I was abused" is not a pass for continuing the cycle of abuse
I talked to kittenposter
>>33812647How long will you be able to endure it?
>>33812647irl?
>>33812549I didn't notice she left. Why did she?
>>33812649She seems like a very nice girl but she'll probably block me before the night is up
Remember gentlemen, always act like you're trying to fuck her lungs through her pussy
I've wanted a boyfriend for so long I've circled back to not being attracted to men while being attracted to every man
>>33812655Thanks Normie McDegen
>>33812630M, haven't seen that movie in a long time but no, I just felt bad for her desu>>33812629I think they're both fine as long as it's consensual and safe>>33812623>could be helping kittenposter with her midtermsBruh I dropped out
>>33812655Wow
Did. He. Get. The. Fleshlight.
>>33812646Yeah, you're right.
>>33812642Why doesn't she take a gap year? Having been in this situation "as if she's caught in perpetual brain fog" forcing herself to carry on lunging forward will probably be counterproductive
>>33812656Are you ovulating or something? apparently you'll find all men attractive
>>33812656Date an Indian?
*hypnosis voice*>"ooohhh you want to look up "House of Gord" and tell me your thoughts"
Anons, what kind of mental illness do i have if i'm actually getting an unrealistic fetish about being those kind of headless body fleshlight things? I promise i'm not suicidal, it's complicated to explain
Can someone help me? What do I do about this?
>>33812672Depersonalization?
>>33812672Get off the Internet,Touch grass and seek professional help.Destroy PC/smartphone for good measure (to avoid relapse).
I wish I had a boyfriend so I could show him how much blood was in my period cup
>>33812673athlete's foot, anti-fungle cream
>>33812653Update: I am blocked
>>33812676jesus christ woman
Watching other people fall in love and have families and get married and go on dates and take care of each other and I can't get it
>>33812676No, but I’ll put you on a soft bed and eat your pink.
>>33812676Weird moid hands
>>33812678Kek what was your last message?
>>33812679It wasn't a lot it just looks cool all gathered in one area >>33812682dilate
>>33812682Corn fed, too.
>>33812687What does this mean btw
>>33812683Telling her my height
>>33812673Get BOOM, tough actin' Tinactin
>>33812673this >>33812679
>>33812677I'll try that. My other foot is messed up too. See how the pinkie toe is red and swollen. This is all from my Disney World trip a month ago when my feet got all blistered.
Never trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.
Has anyone ever gone on a self improvement / glow up journey and ended up looking worse? I started doing my hair- horrible dandruff and split ends and breakage, but greasy at the same timeI started working out more- Just look wider and feel worseStarted doing skincare- got a horrible rosacea flare up Started dressing more feminine- feet torn to shreds from the shoes and my boobs somehow look even smaller (I think I made my shoulders broader from the exercise.)Eating healthier- constantly feel sick Should I just give up? I feel so ugly and defeated. I thought
>>33812644Yeah, I'm religious.Yeah, I'm strong enough to bench 375 lbs. But am I strong enough to tell a girl no to premarital sex?
I'm fucking crying, couldn't they post these things in a separate thread
>>33812695Did you know period blood isn't even that much blood It's mostly just discharge and lining
>>33812699Ask for the guy’s discord if you want to erp
>>33812700That's worse.
>>33812697Just tell her you’re semi infertile ;)
>>33812696What do other people have to say about it?
>>33812702No it's not Discharge is easy to make
>>33812696Just lock in.Works for me
>>33812699crying abt what?
>>33812704They've mostly been commenting on my skin. I would cry about it almost daily and have been to several dermatologists, but now I don't even care even though I've never looked worse. No one really cares about the other stuff
>>33812705Lining isn't.
>>33812668Because she isn't willing or isn't capable of taking care of herself. Admitting a temporary defeat is still admitting defeat for someone with a sensitive ego.
>>33812709It's just a little layer
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT VAGINAL DISCHARGE AND FOOT FUNGUS. FOIDS ARE DISGUSTING
>>33812713It is what it is
Women,How long could you comfortably have your legs on your man's shoulders during deep missionary?
>>33812714Femanons exposed!
>>33812715Yea :(
>>33812711As someone who's also been like that, I hope she realizes it's better to admit she needs time off than to carry on pushng herself and to cause herself a lof of mental and cognitive damage.
>>33812708That's not too bad then. Don't worry too much about it in any case. You can make adjustments to all of that stuff. Try other hair product or a new routine, shift your workout to maybe be more about cardio, steer clear of whatever made your skin breakout, you can eat healthier while still enjoying your favorites occasionally.This is all a lot to do at once. Have you felt any improvement at all in your life?
>>33812721>Have you felt any improvement at all in your life?NoI feel stupider and ugly and unhealthy
>>33812717What does this mean?
>>33812652She couldn’t keep up with the larp, started getting called out for it.
>>33812696>Started doing skincare- got a horrible rosacea flare up Have you experimented with different products with various ingredients? I had a minor rosacea flare up when I started doing my skin care but I tried out like 2 different moisturizers/cleansers before finding one that wouldn’t give me any flare ups. Are you using sunscreen? If you’re pale, it’s going to make your flare ups worse as your skin likely has a light sensitivity. I hope it gets better for you. You should keep trying to improve yourself
>>33812724Her larper partner left the thread
>>33812724My bf died and I miss him
>>33812728
>>33812726>Have you experimented with different products with various ingredients?No in fact I got rid of a lot of ingredients that make rosacea worse
>>33812722If your quality of life is being made worse, then I don't see why you should force yourself to make such drastic changes to everything about yourself.I think it'd be more sensible to work on changing the things you want to change more gradually, one at a time. Work on a healthier diet, then get a better skincare routine, then work on your hair, you know?
>>33812715Are you talking about mating press
>>33812535Yep
>>33812736yes
>>33812652Male attention dried up :(
No one bullyable ITT, how depressing
>>33812531Satisfactory
>>33812545He’s not a very good gamer.Also, his edgy reviews sucks.But it is what it is, among Gen Z.
>>33812731He was the only person on this earth who loved me
>>33812568Do you have anyone that could possibly feel bad about you disappearing? Then don't.If you really are gonna kys, make it a net positive on those around you. Like I got ~8-10 people that would be severely impacted if I killed myself, so I gotta wait out them dying or our bond fading (without me sabotaging it, thats cheating)
>>33812531You forgot The Sims 4, Bibi and Tina at the horse, and Blue Prince
>>33812740Bully Ohio, he even gives you the ammo >>33812051
>>33812735I'm also trying to be more social but this has made me afraid to go outside. I need to get better.
Do I have any hope to get my dream job of working in a certain shop that has luxury items as a shy introverted poorfag woman?I don't have poorfag looks but I've never stepped in such places and I wouldn't want to spend my money like that
>>33812746Horse farm***
>>33812747I already bullied him enough, I know it doesn’t bother him enough
>>33812749Fake it, until you make it.If you’re pretty, they don’t take your skills, lol.
>>33812738I don't know because i've never had that, all i know is that a guy folded me around once and told me that i'm very flexible
>>33812697if she is religious she wont want sex until marriage
>>33812756H-HOT!Did you… like it?
>>33812749Smol
>>33812761Yeah it made me realize that i actually like men
>>33812630tmw autist forest got laid and a family and all moids here will never have that
Women, how much would you want your bf to benchpress?
>>33812748Yeah, it sounds like a lot to deal with. You should rollback some of the changes and see how you feel then. It's not a failure, just a setback.
>>33812763How did you know and why are you pointing it out
>>33812752Disappointing… I just wanted to see a fight though
>>33812767Why are you nice to me
>>33812768
>>33812771Fighting him is fucking boring because he just acts like a gay little janitor and waits for people to dogpile you
>>338127661000 gorillas.
>>33812775
>>33812777Nice digits
>>33812640where how did you meet her help bro out
>>33812772I didn’t think I was being excessively nice?I mean, I relate, there have been a lot of times where I felt dissatisfied with life and wanted to just change everything, only to make it a week or a month before crashing and going back to how I was. I’ve found it’s way easier to just take it slow.
>>33812754I can be passionate and helpful, I'm just not very social just for the sake of it and I've mentioned looks because I'm sure they would want someone that looks proper
Moid, how much sex do you require on a monthly basis?
Ate some ice cream and now I'm cold
>>33812766More than my weight so he can carry me
>>33812783Yes, but even “ugly people” can look dapper.You don’t need to be social, you just need to be helpful, patient and useful to dumbass customers, lol.Oh, and being able to block out workplace gossip and drama is useful for your own sanity.
>>33812786Does the tummy wummy hurt?>>33812784Love is endless.Sex is forever ;)
>>33812784none
>>33812790110lbs? That’s easy, gg.
>>33812260Thank you for your input and discussion, by the way.I was distracted earlier and failed to say as much.
>>33812764I love manhandling women and folding them
sitting and drinking my morning coffee, I contemplate about the blonde foids
>>33812791Thank you boss, I'll keep trying my best and work up to it until I'll be confident enough!
In the most respectful way, I like treating women like toys sometimes
>>33812805Arggggg!
>>33812802I think it’s 95lbs? I’m 43kg
>>33812775anon… are you certain that you aren’t the problem? with regards to getting dogpiled
>>33812794No, I'm just cold
>>33812733I'd still experiment with other products. Have you tried different diets and seeing how your body reacts to various foods? I've never had a problem drinking soda, and rarely drank it desu, but I basically gave it up a couple months ago because I'd drink it and then feel like shit/bloated for hours and get terrible brain fog. Same with eating anything with artificial sugars in it in the mornings. It's a shit answer but everyone's bodies are different and it comes down to a lot of experimentation; just keep throwing as much shit at the wall until something sticks. You could also see a dietician and a dermatologist, that will help a lot. I've met a handful of people who recently went to a dietician and found out that they were allergic to a lot of things and now they look/feel better
>>33812810I can not only carry you, I could do so much more
>>33812811This isn’t some revelation to me, twat
>>33812806Believe me, a lot of it is just winging it.You’ll be okay, sis. Just try and take what is rightfully yours!
>>33812784Once a week will satiate me, although I'd prefer more. I've been in a dry spell for almost a year now tho lol
>>33812817Perfect! I think.. last time someone said how easy they could body slam me or something
>>33812814
>>33812823NTAI love how into being manhandled the Femanons here are
>>33811328MHasanabi
>>33812794great! now i have the entj mind virus where i receive a comment and imagine an indian wrote it
>>33812823I was thinking more like holding you upside down and eating your pussy, maybe even balancing you on my shoulders while I eat you out
>>33812819<3
>>33812803No problem. I wished I could have given more effective responses, but I just didn’t have the mental bandwidth for a big discussion tonight.
>>33812827Hehehe, bobs for the needy, ma’am?
>>33812824Thanks
>>33812825I’m saying the opposite
>>33812810Niceee.mp4
GenderWhat’s the best interaction you’ve ever had on here?
>>33812832the needy do the needful?
>>33812838MEdeltraut
>>33812838Mwith >her
>>33812838I've had a woman ask me to take her virginity and several masturbate because of me on here.
>>33812842stfu
have you ever masturbated to wikipedia articles on sex positions and human anatomy?
>>33812838MThe cozy ones or free compliments.
>>33812844Not that her
>>33812828That’s much better use of muscles
>>33812844she's mad she isnt >her
>>33812840When you gotta, you gotta.
>>33812843All men btw
>>33812848If a woman is light and flexible enough I can do anything. Standing full nelson position is one I've always wanted to try
>>33812838M never had oneNobody likes me here or anywhere else
>>33812842Who?
>>33812852Possibly but I like to keep my hopes up
>>33812854Feels
I'm going to bed, enjoy the less horny thread.I love petite women, I lift for them and I wish to marry one and get them very pregnant and happy one day
>>33812858women arent happy pregnant
>>33812858Same, same.GN
>>33812853I don’t know what that is but I would like try most things
>>33812853+
>>33812863look it up, I hope you get used by a strong man you love one day. gn
>>33812860Not with you
I have cultivated much knowledge from my time here that will serve me well
>>33812871My /atoga/ exp level is around 22
>>33812875Did you avoid the cynicism debuff?
>>33812871Congrats.May it bring you a healthy bounty of Femanons.
>>33812878Ew no
>>33812629I think it's the implication that your woman has sexual desires that could be entertained by someone else, whereas you have no stake in a porn girl
>>33812875With, without paying for a Battle Pass?Lulz
>>33812879Wait.. what?
>>33812871What have you learned from /atoga/
>>33812880so men see women as property?
>>33812883It broke a lot of my misogyny and improved my self worth
>>33812845https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Heterosexual_anal_intercourse_with_woman_on_top.webm
>>33812882I have higher aspirations than some online polycule
>>33812887Putting it favorably, as princesses. Unfavorably, yes, property.
>>33812891Zug Zug.
>>33812897You’re gross
>>33812900Whaaaa?It means yes.
>>33812883you learn about women (what they like, how they think, what red flags they're looking for) so you can more easily get them into bedwhy else would you want to ask for womens thoughts
>>33812675But it's still hot
>>33812905You’re a gross degenerate. I am Brother Calm, so that is all
>>33811343Sorry you're going through that. I hope it's brief.
>>33812907Well.. maybe what to avoid saying, so we don’t get bonked by a frying pan, lol.
>>33812916Avoid saying the wrong thing***
the more i talk to men the more i realize they are gay asf almost all then want to fuck ass
>>33812912
>>33812897Dabu
>>33812919This is a very sad truth and i will never stop fighting
>>33812921Lulz.
>>33812919We want nothing to do with men sexually, notice how much men hate body hair, and trannies and butch, masculine dykes
>>3381292275% mention fucking ass like wtf gtfo
>>33812919Fucking female ass is not gay
>>33812919Pussy feels better. Plus they can take a pounding unlike buttholes.
>>33812930its a fantasy replacement for closeted men
>>33812934Are blowjobs gay? Men have a mouth too.
>>33812930Not wanting to destroy a pussy with your cock and putting it in a place like that instead is lowlife faggot behaviour
>>33812935youre definitely gay
I am so attractive, I have the most beautiful face but with one flaw: my pores are so big and clogged on my nose. My skin on my face is fine except for my nose. I hate it
>>33812784Technically zero. But I'd like it to be around 20-100 times a month.
>>33812889Damn Wikipedia, I didn't know you could be that hot.
What does it mean when people call someone corn-fed?
>>33812947It means they ate right as a child so have big bones in a good way, the opposite is being a twink.
>>33812764Did you think you were gay before?
>>33812889Women, should he have lasted longer?
Are clothed bugles hard? How do they feel when you touch them?
>>33812952I was basically only into girls and the same guy pulled his phone to show me a pic of some hot girl on a bike and asked me if i preferred the girl or the bike, very retarded
>>33812955It feels like if you stuck an object in your pants
Corporate is an entirely different universe. It really is Jew daycare
>>33812959Lol, based himbo.
>>33812960So it's very hard?
>>33812963Mhm
>>33812959>very retardedHe still got laid, though.
>>33812937Based.It seems like women's pussy muscles are way stronger than too. The clench is absolute bliss.
>>33812973Holy fuck cunt do you have anything else to say besides SEXXXXXX LOL PUSSY BOOBS ARGH
>>33812968Not with me... i've never had sex in general, not just mating press
>>33812974Wtf anon we're talking about SEX (straight)
>>33812974That was the point of the conversation?
>>33812976Hahaha lole! You should’ve been aborted so your entire life would be feeling pussy clenching as your mother tries to keep your fetus clump from being crushed into pieces
>>33812974You okay, anon? Rough day?
>>33812978The less deranged and cringe anal enjoyer is speaking
>>33811311M or FWould you join something like this?
>>33812981>fWhy the hell are you asking us, we're ntot allowed??
Oh wow anon, it seems that your eyesight is not the same as before
>>33812981MThey have gay sex
>>33812979Not falling for that one
how do i use my size to get laid? are there size queen sites?
>>33812981MIt's defeatism masked as enlightenment
>>33812981Also Bali sucks
>>33812990Sarge? You're throwing stones from glass house.
>>33812981MI think if women were there the guys would would push themselves more.
>>33812934Clueless foid
>>33812981seems like the men would end up fucking eachother
>>33812981no, fucking hate the tropics and humidity.also dont want to be around fags like that
>>33812838The one that gave me countless (you)s
>>33812981Men trying to copy female only discord servers... tsk tsk
>>33812784I don't "require". I see her cute and unguarded, I get aroused, we cuddle - we fuck. Happens naturally
>>33812676I once had a hemorrhoids. Could squeeze some cup for you too
>>33812998She's enlightened
>>33813008Was she fucked in the ass?
>>33812975Ohh, I misinterpreted what you meant by "folding" lol
>>33813010That's fair, he literally just folded me around
>>33813013Bent you? You bend people, you fold cloth.
>>33812994Elaborate
>>33813014It was definitely closer to origami than anything else
I need to get the life beaten out of me
>>33813009Silly moid
>>33813022By whom?
>>33812981Being isolated to do few tasks is not growth.
>>33813015By going to a place with supposedly perfect conditions you admit you can't adapt in real world and build a sturdy life of your own. You need someone to outsource it to and then pretend it's all good
>look through my camera roll>realize that the past 3 years I didn't exist because all of the photos that were taken of me were by my now ex gfDamn. I need to take more photos, it's as if I never existed
>>33812779My fish looked a lot better than this and I'm a shut in femcel girlfailure. On that note. After those few days of trying to be tradwifey I've been in bed for 2 months. I'll try and get back to it though.
do women feel things in their vagina when they poop?
>>33813018He used his ban-kai?
ladies, if your new bf is coming over to your house for the first time youre expecting that there will be sex right?
>>33813034I think it's more for guys with no friends with goals who want to hang out with other men and do bro stuff while grinding
>>33813043No
>>33813043I will never have a house
>>33813045why not?youre both alone in a private area
>>33813039I only read bleach a lot time ago...
>>33813044Doesnt it confirm my point?
>>33813043Maybe, if we've seen each others enough
>>33813058I think defeatism would involve more staying at home doing nothing
>>33813048imagine if you did..you dont have to live with your parents forever>>33813062what's "enough" to you?
>>33813065That's what those guys will do once they return
>>33813057Origami sounds a bit like shinigami.Reminds me of when I was in Japan and confused tye words jaccuzi and Yakuza.Long story short. I ended up in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Hug
>>33813054I'd be more excited to show off the house. If the first thing that comes to mind is sex then I wouldn't want to date you.
>>33813072idk Ive never one over to a girls house and NOT had sexidk why youre so anti sex, its a good enjoyable thing for both if done correctly
>>33813067>what's "enough" to you?Not really sure, it depends on people? If we're together i'm assuming we are serious but i'd take a lot to get to dating in the first place
>>33813070Hug
>>33813036>I've been in bed for 2 months.Depression sucks
>>33812981M. Yes. It's my dream to have productive friends who want to build things and not just do drugs and consume entertainment.
>>33813069That reminds me of when an old man was commenting on my long hair and asked me if i cut it "with" the full moon and i told him that i actually cut it with scissors
>>33813085>>33813085
I look at solo porn and listen to audios but the idea of actually having sex seems kinda gross to me. Like people actually do that shit? I'm a product of that? what the actual fuck
>>33813093gay
>>33813093Femcels are a curious mix of coomer and prude.
>>33813093You are most likely not a product of a passionate sex but a deliberate act your parents set up for conception with the same attitude someone sets up a google calendar schedule
>>33813099I'm not a woman
>>33813099>a curious mix of coomer and prudeNot much different from us, I guess
>>33813108
Fuck this, I'm tired of pretending.I fucking hate women. I hate them so much, and they deserve every single bit of it.
>>33813116remit of the wahhabi my friend
>>33813100Eh, depends on their age at the time. My wife got pregnant as soon as we switched from condoms to bc.
>>33813116Only women?
>>33813124That's CBTAnon
Gonna have a go at writing a horror short story. I like reading but never tried writing because I was always a pretty bad English student. I guess it's something to do at least, all my hobbies are passive like reading and watching movies.
>>33813115A woman's bodycount is an extension of her personality no matter how much whores try to say it's not.
Another good thing about japanese girls is that they dont like condoms either, they just let you do it raw but expect you to pull out
>>33813115The woman should have a phone in her hand and be swiping left on guys. She should also be depicted going to her FWBs to have sex when she is ovulating. Drawings need to be realistic.
>>33813116What is it this time
>>33813131You sure make it sound like that's the same for men as well
>>33813116kazakhstanazakhstan
Incel hours?
>>33813143It is
>>33813145i am australian
>>33813150what's the difference
>>33813145Always
Low iq hours
>>33813150There are no Australian incels because they have so many sheep.
>>33813132>japanese girlsI wonder what else they don't count as cheating
>>33813141They won't touch the pp
>>33813157Maybe it's ugly
>>33813156we did interviews at my university based on this videosomething like 40% of women and 70% of men dont consider sex services to be cheating in japan
>>33813141Everything. It would be easier to list reasons not to hate them.>>33813144I'm not from Kazakhstan, but one of my coworkers is.
>>33813152>>33813155aye
>>33813116Slide into Kittenposter's DMs. You're taller than her so she won't block you outright.
old men spamming japanese yellow fever stuff = cucks spamming bbc
>>33813162there is a rap group in kazakhstan who pour over the internet looking for the type of posts you are doing about women
>>33813116>Fuck this, I'm tired of pretending.When did you pretend?
Women, do you have sex with a fwb when you're ovulating?
>>33813156>Japan is famous for its prostitutionWhen I went to Japan I never went to a prostitute, but I did randomly walk into this street where a woman touched my shoulder and said "Massage?" but I just said "No" and left.
>>33813172No
>>33813156What kind of stupid question is that? He should be asking real prostitutes and no one cares about opinion of those
>>33813172No, don't have fwbs
TRVKE
>>33813164She's said herself that she hates men and I'm absolutely certain she would either ghost after a few messages or accuse me of rape the very first time we see each other in person.>>33813167>these totally random people in one of the most irrelevant countries in the world are doing something that doesn't matter to anyoneOK.>>33813169I tried to stop hating women. I didn't post about hating women for at least a couple of months. I honestly tried to learn to love them, but I couldn't find many reasons to love them.
>>33813180>I'm absolutely certain she would either ghost after a few messages or accuse me of rape the very first time we see each other in person.Might as well try since you're out of options.
>>33813179How many gender roles you can fill without acknowledging that's what they are.
>>33813181I'd rather not spend time in prison, especially not over a retarded, mentally ill whore.
>>33813181She's also too young for me.
>>33813179Please stop spreading twitter shit
>>33813186Don't pretend to be me, fuckhead.
Tomonobu Itagaki is dead, damn.
>>33813172if i had fwb i would my pussy needs cock when ovulating im tired of dry humping
>>33813179This is why I like bi chicks
F 22 I really like one of my friends. We’ve been friends for four years and I’ve recently just developed feelings for him. I really don’t know how much forward I can get with him. Is there anything I can do for him to see me in that way without being so blunt about it. Me him and two other of our friends are going on a trip this weekend and I can make it so I share a bed with him, but I don’t wanna make things, awkward or uncomfortable by trying to cuddle with him. How can I make it like his idea I guess?
>>33813189So you would date a 21y/o if she wasn't a retarded, mentally ill whore?
>>33813202Put your feet on his lap next time you're hanging out.
>>33813197You dry humped a guy, but he didn't give you dick?
>>33813202It's over. If he didn't make a move in 4 years he is a pussy and will bail the moment you show affection
>>33813196F
>>33813206no dry humping solo
>>33813204Footfags get the rope
>>33813208I’ve had a boyfriend for two of those years
>>33813202>and I can make it so I share a bed with himThat's a bit fast and desperate, even if he agrees to date you
>>33813211That's the only reason I have two pillows on my bed.
>>33813204Hmm i like this what else
>>33813196Rip Chad
>>33813218Ask for a foot massage?
>>33813216Well, there will be four of us and I know him the most out of the other two so it’s not really desperate
>>33813217i have more than two keeps my pussy calm during ovulation when it needs cock the most
>>33813218ngl, that's as far as I ever think ahead. I wouldn't know what to do if it happened.
>>33813227I think this is the best response. I got out of asking everyone I know as well. Because it’s not weird if I do that at least I don’t think it is?
>>33813226Why dry humping though? Trying to avoid a mess?
>>33813204Footfags are so annoying holy shit
>>33813230>>33813212Grow up
>>33813230Seethe
>>33813229>Trying to avoid a messya
>>33813234That's kind of hot, ngl.
>>33813215>had a boyfriendIf they are friends, he'll most likely reject you
>>33813231>>33813232All you do is mention feet at any possible moment
>>33813231Hoist em, lads!
>>33813237i leak too much pussy juice..its cleaner to dry hump and panties on
>>33813203No, probably not, but that's not the point.
>>33813240That's just your cognitive bias. You are too "feet-aware"
>>33813223>Well, there will be four of usSo that will be even more awkward to try to sleep with him there
>>33813238Yeah, that doesn’t exist anytime where my friends have gone after my ex girlfriends and I’m in the wrong for being upset about it now they live together I don’t talk to him anymore
>>33813238Girls, pro-tip, if a guy mentions bro-code don't date him.
>>33813245A normal person wouldn't reply like that and it's not far fetced when you guys are so spammy
>>33813245Nah, I think anon is correct , and I don't hate feet.
>>33813249you want pussy juice on your cock?
tfw no gf
>>33813246I think op meant everyone was gonna share a bed
>>33813251Sorry, we'll just join in on all the normal person incel posting instead. Uhhh, dae hate women, etc.?
>>33813250I don't want skanks that don't respect the Bro Code
>>33813250Some people can’t think for themselves
>>33813254Why Afghanistan?
>>33813259i need to be filled up properly
>>33813256Are you implying that you can't give any other answer that doesn't rely on feet? I should try that too, my bad
God this thread feels like Reddit, ask at a faster pace
>>33813263it is not a nanny state shit hole and i could get a gf organised to be my wife
>>33813202>We’ve been friends for four years and I’ve recently just developed feelings for him>>33813215>I’ve had a boyfriend for two of those yearsSo your friend was your back up you've had prepared?
>>33813259>>33813264Can you turds go somewhere else you aren’t asking anything
>>33813268You'd get beheaded or shot immediately if you went there.
Ok, I am awoke, what now?
>>33813251>you guys are so spammyctrl+f " ass" - 25ctrl + f "feet" - 9..
>>33813271disc?
>>33813272nah m8 i used to roll with the islamic state
>>33813269Keyword recently?
>>33813274Anon please stop being so stupid and tell me the size of your feet <3
everytime I get gf that song "cupids chokehold" gets stuck in my head for a week
>>33813274and boobs are only 8.why are we such a rap music coded thread?
>>33813275I don't have one, I'm afraid. You might have to resort to your pillows.
>>33813282:c ok
>>33813281Because we need to get rid of the assfuckers, that's why it gets mentioned
>>33813266We have multiple women and namefags here, what did you expect?
>>33813283Have a good night!
>>33813264Nta what are you into?
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VYgR_Pj5K0
>>33813289good day*
>>33813280FI had someone who made me pancakes and took care of me when i was sick they cheated on me with a dudeI hate homos
>>33813295kekasian girls also all seem to have bad experiences and hate homosare you asian?
>>33813266atoga is more similar to reddit than most of 4chan by design, that's how we lure women here
>>33813290sex
>>33813296No but he was Kek
>>33813298Alright.
>>3381327944 EU
>>33813226Take two big pillows and make a sandwich with you inbetween: one pillow in the front, one against your butt. Double teamed.
>>33813202cleavage, and talk about finding relationships more
>>33813302Would goon to that if you weren't silly
>>33813303fuck off
Women, are you too cute to be fucked hard and slapped?
>>33813307The strongest warriors know how to get beaten up despite cutemaxxing
Horrible thread
>>33813298How long has it been?
>>33813309It happens when my cock is this hard and eager.
>>33813309You never point out when it's good, cheap critic
>>33813291More accurately https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJrPw3JEt0c
Question for the women of this thread:What are the characteristics of the ideal abusechad?
I had sex with someone and I got post nut clarity and I regret it I’m only continuing a friendship with them because if I don’t I think they will tell everyone and I’ll be really embarrassedSex was mediocre did it twice can’t get the thought of him sweating all over me out of my head and I feel so gross He wasn’t fat just old and I feel really disgusted I told him I didn’t want to continue any longer and every couple of weeks he just emotionally manipulates me by saying he wants to kill himself or that he’s not good enough for me No I don’t want to have sex with him or be in a relationship with him and I feel bad I even had sex with him if him 14 years older than me was gonna act like this
>>33813318Me.
>>33813309A bit better now, since Ohio and the rest of the namefags took a break
>>338133133 years
>>33813313why :c
>>33813318Is that about looks or something else?
>>33813318What is an abusechad
If you are like 22 right now I am begging you to start saving a ton of money
How can i attract a man with looks or personality if i weigh 220 pounds im not ugly just a bit chunky ibb4 lose weight I have been
>>33813319Cool blogpost, homo
>>33813329What for?
>>33813327It's the hot guys that women let abuse them because they'd rather be abused by him than be loved by an average guy.
>>33813330Be seductive and have self-esteem.
>>33813319So what is your question, roastie?
>>33813335A lot of average and ugly men are abusers and mentally ill regardless btw
>>33813333So that 10 years don't pass and you realize you should have been growing your savings that whole time
Have you migrated yet?
>>33813330Lose weight
>>33813319cut it off
>>33813344I have a laptop that’s still on Windows 7. I have an ipad that’s on an old ass ipadOS. I’m too retarded about computers to understand why I should install the upgrade. Updates just make my shit run slower.
>>33813335Why be with an ugly dude if you can have Chad?
>>33813344Yes. But EUchads get another year of updates for Windows 10.
Every time someone post themselves even if it's a vocaroo it's an ick.They started banning toonmes and picrews for a reason.
>>33813322>>33813323That's sad. It's almost been 3 for me as well.
>>33813355Julian, why didn't you post the folder like you said you would?
>>33813353I agree, they reek of desperation and it's a turnoff
>>33813353>Every time someone post themselves even if it's a vocaroo it's an ick.>They started banning toonmes and picrews for a reason.Why do you come here? No one likes you.
>>33813357No faggot, keep gooning to him
>>33813351They can't, though. They can get sex for a while, but they can't get an actual relationship with him, and at a certain age they won't even get sex.
>>33813360To who?
>>33813322>>33813354You guys are having sex?
>>33813362To your thread delusional schizo seme
>>33813359I like that anon >>33813358
>>33813365I use to, but she ran off with another guy.
>>33813344I did a couple years ago, but I still have to upgrade computers for my mom and sister.
>>33813361You guys are just reading the same doujin
>>33813366What's a seme?
Women, are you sad that the kowloon walled city is gone
>>33813370I don't read those.
I wonder who the oldest anon is and who the youngest anon is?
>>33813373Right, how can you find the time to read them when making them is your only source of income
>>33813372Im a man but Ive been inside women and I felt a great sadness over the loss of the Kowloon walled city inside of them
>>33813371>>33813366I hate that you made me google this a d that I now know what seme and uke means...I hope I forget about it asap.
>>33813378You're forever marked as an uke now, you're bound to carry your alpha abusechad babies
>>33813380Even though I am a tall and dominant guy?Damn...
>>33813375lel women wouldn't be opposed if men had hands that size
>>33813319You're an adult right?
>>33813375gooner foid hands
>gf cooks for you>you have to pretend to like it even though you dont like pork and she made hamburger steaks (50% pork)anyone else go through this pain?
>>33813376I've never read one, and I wouldn't even know how to write one.
>>33813385I've never had a gf, so no.
>>33813385Are you Muslim?
>>33813381You'll be perfect, you'll be able to have the chaddest yaoibabies that have ever existed. Any low T moid will disappear once men can rely on each others like this
>>33813389do you think Id eat a hamburg steak if I was a muslim?I just dont like that taste of pork. Except crispy bacon.
Hey, femanons, like my dance moves? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760585796871304.webm
>>33813386I also think that it's better to keep your anonymousity, but i am a big fan of your works
>>33813388why havent you had any GFs you handsome double dubs getting boy
>>33813394>anonymousityYou should kill yourself. If not for being a dumb faggot, then at least for being ESL.
>>33813397Anony mouse!
>>33813398Anon y Mouse is my favourite hacker
>>33813396Because women don't like men anymore.
>>33813399Anon x mousePowerbottom kemonomimi
>>33813400have you showed them your dubs?
>>33813390I feel kind of smitten by your steamy words, but also I am not entirely sure if I can just drop my heterosexual facade if this is supposed to be the real me.>>33813394>anonymousitylmao cute.
>putting on the Stardew Valley OST while harvesting my last red beets for the year irl
>>33813407>while harvesting my last red beets for the year irlwhats up Schrute
>>33813407Stardew femanon harvests souls
>>33813403It's hard to see how things can change when you're not there yes so i get it, also i know i'm stupid so i'd rather be treated as such than being called cute but i'll act like this is totally fine for me
>>33813397>ESLhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760496131633662.mp4
>>33813391NTA, why not just buy the full beef patties yourself?
>>33813408>SchruteI had to google that, since I only know US Office from clips.Does he garden too?>>33813409>femanonUm, about that...>>33813411Some mistakes can be cute, you just gotta know how to play them off.
>>33813409>getting lured to femanons house for sex when she tells you the pumpkins have been extra hungry this fall and need more yummy mulch, as she buries a hoe deep inside your ribcage with a single blow and promises she won't let an ounce of you go to waste
>>33813417because hamburger steaks are her speciality. its her favourite food to make and she wanted to make it for me..>>33813418Schrute is a notorious beet farmer
>>33813418are you the soup moid
>>33811311M or FWhere do you like to shop at?
State genderHave you ever regretted posting something?
>>33813421I have posted my pumpkin.
>>33813418>femanon>Um, about that...Lel>>33813419The poor simpcuck even wrote a little fanfic here
>>33813424F. Yes. I regret most of the posting I did on early /b/ for male attention. ITT, I regret posting some embarrassing admissions, some vocas, and a pic or two that I shouldn't have.
>>33813425Slut.
>>33813424i once posted a decent picture of me on /soc/ and got rated a 5 near universallyfucked with my confidenceI think im really higher because i seem to land cute GFs
>>33813424F no
>>33813423MI go to Sam's club and sadly Walmart years ago I went to Shop rite
>>33813429No, that's the perfect build. A 5 who thinks he's a 6-7, unintimidating and juuuuust outgoing enough to hit the sweet spot.
>>33813423F. Target, Ross, TJ Maxx, thrift stores in general.
>>33813428You can be lucky I didn't post my other ones too.>>33813424MYeah, but not my pumpkin.
>>33813424MWhen I was a newfag, I forgot to hide my timezone in the filenames and screenshots while phoneposting, but overall, no. I haven't been doxxed, and even if I say something cringy, I can just continue posting as if it wasn't me.
>>33811311Either genderDo you like watching things like this?
>>33813437F. Not particularly.
>>33813437MI would not go out of my way to watch it, but it can be fun or interesting to see every once in a while.
>>33813427You're up early.
>>33813437MSatisfying, but I don't usually look for it specifically
my GF cant stand bloodany dramas you guys would recommend?godfather is off the table unfortunately..
>>33813441Shower and hair day.
>>33813444>my GF cant stand bloodMake her pregnant then:^)
>>3381344734A.
Gross
It's sad that men can't experience people skinwalking them in the same way
>>33813446I wish
>>33813436>and even if I say something cringy, I can just continue posting as if it wasn't me.
>>33813329Terrible advice, inflation means the longer you hold onto money the less value it retains
>>33813457>skinwalkingWat?
>>33813424MI regret some terrible things I’ve said to people. Nobody deserves to get verbally abused just for posting
Is Tinder really used only for hookups?
>>33813469Pretty much
>>33813469You'd be an idiot to go on there saying "not looking for hookups, want something serious", but great fits CAN be found anywhere and it's mostly just luck and exposure.
>>33813445I'm glad you shower at least once a week
>>33813424F Yeah I have regretted posting things about my life but people usually think I'm larping
>>33813468>Nobody deserves to get verbally abused just for postingLol, faggot
>>33813474I shower every other day, usually. But I try to only have to do my hair once a week unless I work up a sweat or do shit outside or whatever.
>>33813477We need to get that down to once a week, but it's a start.
>>33813476Quiet simpcuck
>>33813479I like showering every day. It makes me feel fresh and keeps me from worrying about smelling like pussy too much.
>>33813468>Nobody deserves to get verbally abused just for postingHey, anons, this lil sissy thinks we should be nice and wholesome to each other and don't call the other anons bad words like nigger
new gf texts me multiple times a day everydayis this normali havent experienced this in other relationships. we'd usually text every 2-3 days, sometimes call if there was big news
How do hookups even work? You meet someone on tinder and you have sex once or more times, then they may keep hooking up with others too? When does it end? Isn't it weird to see them back up when you stop?
>>33813485Yes. I call every day and text throughout the day.
>>33813487isnt that kind of muchi dont even have news everyday, sometimes I just do nothing of interest
>>33813490It's definitely a lot in general. But it's a matter of finding a relationship where your normal matches their normal.
>>33813492well I do like that she thinks about me everyday and checks on mebut now that shes texted me everyday for weeks it'd be weird if she didnt at some point
>>33813468>Nobody deserves to get verbally abused just for posting
>>33813462Obviously you should invest it, but at a minimum you can still get somewhere with just interest rates from your bank
Anonymity? WhatPineapples
Women, how do you feel about your ex boyfriend that worked at a pet store and threw a female guinea pig in the male pen so they would gang rape her and get her pregnant? And then when she gave birth in an isolated cage he cut off the heads of the newborn guinea pigs in front of their mother and then punched her when she tried to attack him?Seriously, why did you date him?
"My dear silly foid, I already told you that I love you, 10 years ago. If my feelings about this matter ever change, I will notify you."
>>33813501Ew>>33813502Fair enough
>>33813501Some women are evil like that, just like that guy
wat shud i ax frm atoga?
Anon let me check your temperity
GenderWhat do you think of Amelia Dyer?
>>33813502‘I do not renew my oath, my lords, for the oaths of an Ultramarine are forever binding. I am not like my traitor kin to renounce their solemn promises. I have sworn already to serve the Imperium, the Emperor, the Legion and all of mankind, and through those oaths my lords have my sword until death takes me. You ask me to renew that which needs no renewal, for the oaths of an Ultramarine are eternal. To speak them again implies a weakness inherent to them. And there is no weakness. Not in my arm, nor in my mind, nor in my word. I am an Ultramarine. I march for Macragge and the Emperor for evermore, as I have pledged. I need not do so again.'
>>33813469Only go by what women themselves do and say>Looking for long term, open to short termThis tells you everything there is to know.
>>33813512Silly foids won't understand such wisdom
>>33813469No, my friend is still with his gf that he met from there like 4 years ago. I haven't had the same luck.
why would I as a so-called 5/10 do better with women in the 7-8 range than supposed looks match in the 3-6 rangehow does that make sense lads and ladettes?
>>33813523It doesn't and you wouldn't. Stop posting nonsense anon.
>>33813526Interesting. Yet this is my reality. Perhaps Im a 7 after all? Im 6'1 so that should help
>>33813527Who told you you're a 5?
>>33813528rating threads on /soc/ and my own observations
>>33813523Are you actually fucking these girls in the 7-8/10 range or are they just nice to you? Be honest. I somehow doubt that with the anime pic.
>>33813527>>33813529Still doesn't make sense though. Even as a 7, why would you do worse with less attractive women?Maybe better to not look a gift horse in the mouth.
mornin togies.wanna kill myself. also, my favorite band tee has been ruined for me and i am about *this close* to losing my ever loving shit
>>33813530They are and have been my GFs, I have no reason to lie>anime picwere on an anime website
good morning everyone>>33812606>>33812642but i never did ?pls are u confusing me with kittenposter i never did any of this>>33812620srsly ? :c
>>33813534>my favorite band tee has been ruined for meHow?
>>33813532>Even as a 7, why would you do worse with less attractive women?I dont get it eitherusually when I have a date with a 5-6 I think to myself "oh this should be easy she has less options" but they always end up ghosting me or somethingthen when Im with an 8 I think to myself "no way thisll work out" and I end up getting laid or follow up dates
>>33813536>>33813539Nice larp.
>>33813541whatever helps you cope
>>33813523>>33813536>pedobait anime avatarfagging>incel terms>sounds like an extreme autistBack to r9k with you, shitter.
>>33813544>avatarfagging>2 imagesI can tell youre a newfagalso I dont think incels are known for posting about their gfsseems I really hit a trigger with my post somehow lmao
>>33813538he put a whore in it in and i found her fakeass wiglette strands on it. Of course it was a different color, texture and length than mine. wasnt difficult to notice
>>33813537hi, trannoid
>>33813549That's rough. I'm sorry, anon.
I haven't fully slept lately and now my face hurts and I feel dizzy.
>>33813547>seems I really hit a trigger with my post somehow lmaoYou didn't trigger anyone. People with real experience can just spot an obvious lie.
Manons do you know the pain of getting a t-shirt with a cute creature print on it and have it all stretch out and deform once you wear it?
>>33813547You seriously sound underaged.
>>33813555No
>>33813554its my realityout of all my gfs only one has been a 5-6others were 7+ I left out one detail though that might help me but since youre so hostile you can fuckoff
>>33813555No, I am flat
>>33811311M or FHow do you like your coffee?
>>33813555As a manon nobody cares what my t-shirts look like.
>>33813558>its my realitySure lol
>>33813560enjoy your mans, hunnay. he wont comehome to me anymore*smoooch
>>33813564F. I only really drink lattes.
>>33813564M, with hot chocolate
>>33813564I like my coffee like I like my womenwithout another mans cream in it
>>33813564Black
>>33813564I don't like coffee but cute videoF
>>33813558No one cares, stop being a attention whore
>>33813568What is this anon talking about
>>33813576I dunno
Foids need advice>girl often acts flirty with me>One day I'm standing in line at work>She joins the lines, gets way too much into my personal space basically brunching right up against me>Says "come on in" in the flirtest way possible, idk what this meant>Want to flirt>Decide to stare straight ahead instead as I'm afraid of being judged by others, or even being perceived as a creep>Everything above goes on for like another 5 minutes>She starts looking directly at my face then has a "wtf?" Expression after a while of looking at my faceAnyway should I just nofap so shit like the above doesn't happen and I give less shits and am hornier or more driven?
>>33813581Sorry, same anon, was gonna precede with "Not jerking off or nofap to be horny and aggressive enough?"
anyone have junglefever lately?
>>33813581Nofap won't cure your retardness
>>33813555Every shirt I own is plain or has my favorite sportsball team on it
>>33813585Can't you just say you find my skin tone attractive without saying it like that?
>>33813555No, because im fit and I can wear nice clothes that are tailored just right
>>33813590Imagine if your pecs made the cute creature look like they're being tortured
>>33811311Women, do you have trouble opening bottles?
>>33813585>lately>>33813589Obviously it's not just that I find black girls pretty though
>>33813596put a nta in your shit retard>>33813589it rolls off the tongue better, I go coo-coo bananas for a brown skinned femanon
Do you want me to ask a question?
>>33813595Yeah
>>33813593I dont wear graphic clothes
>>33813586Bro I have a good academic track record and all and people consistently say I'm smart once they get to know me. I know it's not down to actual intelligence though but aaaaaaaFuck what do I do then
>>33813597I feel that by replying to your post that it had already properly indicated that I was indeed a different poster
>>33813595Not typically.>>33813596Then what more is to it?>>33813597>bananasYou're just trying to make me mad, now.
>>33813581Bump. Need advice. Can't believe I fumbled this one so bad. I asked chatgpt. He said I was retarded.
>>33813597>put a nta in your shit retardonly retards assume everyone is the same on an anonymous imageboard10 years ago nobody said ntainflux of retards caused this
>>33813597"Nta" is reddit shit. You're the retard.
>>33813606I think she likes you a bit but i'm not sure what else you're asking, just flirt back
>>33813604The whole interracial experienceIt's boring to just fap to black girls just because they're pretty
>>33813585I've got every kind of fever under the sun. The only race I'm not especially attracted to is non-mediterranean white women (unless they're gingers).
>>33813609Anything I can do to make sure stuff like that doesn't happen again? I'm thinking I'll only masturbate like once a week so I'm "horny" enough to not give a fuck about being perceived wrong
>>33813613What is the "experience"? I'm in a relationship right now and I've been told a very similarly worded phrase when we were talking about race fetishization vs preferences.
Who made med women popular?
>>33813615I'm not sure i don't have a penis
>>33813617Pewdiepie revolutionized med women by picking an Italian woman over blonde Swedes.
women are such interesting creatures
>>33813581Hello. I am a moid. I am here to let you know one thing:YOU DID THE RIGHT THINGYou have not shown a single thing in this interaction which indicates she wanted you to do anything more than just act normal with her.Oooh, woah, she stood close to you? She looked at your face? She had a bit of a "wtf" expression? SO FUCKING WHATThose are minuscule details which mean nothing. Not even when put together.What she probably wanted was just to have a chat with you. You're colleagues, she seems to like talking to you, you were stood in line together, she probs just wanted to talk.You can and should banter while you talk, and banter is the first stage of flirting, but by God you didn't miss some kind of opportunity here. There was no opportunity.You're in a classic trap. You think you're too passive. You think you're too scared of flirting and asking girls out. So you're overcorrecting. You're trying to push yourself to flirt and go for girls when there's no signal to do so. You don't yet know what it looks like when it's the right time to flirt.For real, I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what the fuck you think you were supposed to do in this completely mundane interaction.
>>33813622Not reading that
>>33813622Yeah i agree with this moid
does anti sweat deoderant actually work?Ive noticed that when walking on dates I sweat easilysummers over so itsk ind of late to make that change but I sweat in winter too when my coat presses against my backits always my back that sweats profusely, anyway, does it help?
If a foid flirts with you, call her bluff out like a stonecold chadhttps://youtu.be/D3LoEGn8hJg
Is it valid to kind of hate my boyfriend for being raised rich?
>>33813631yes.
>>33813631No because you wouldn't have dated him if he was raised poor.
>>33813631No.
>>33813628not for me
>>33813631No because he had no choice in that
>>33813635It just seems like a feel good scam to me totomorrow testing it in the gymgoing to cover one half of my body with the deoderant and the other with nothing
>>33813615I would sex my husband every day, go the extra mile and more but I have a feeling he is going to do what he wants. good luck, but i expect it is still happening
>>33813598I want to ask his opinion on stuff while he sits in my lap and I snuggle him.
>>33813648Your child?
>>33813648Is your son old enough for that?
>>33813631no retard
>>33813650>>33813652Stop
I feel like this korean girl is trying to speedrunning her way into capsizing her european LDR (who's paranoid and growing further insecure by his last gf going to America and cheating on him) by cheating with me while every thing she does/says gives her slight plausible deniability that anything is her fault but I've never heard a girl who actually likes her bf talk about not wanting to cheat this much in my life. But maybe that was the alcohol talking, partially.I feel like I'm very likely going to end up hating women because of her, yet I can't help but find myself slowly moving towards her like a siren calling me to the rocks.
my gf has 2 sistershow do I casually ask her for a threesome with one of her sisters?
>>33813650>>33813652BlueValk has a child?
>>33813631yes, rich people suck. i find that dating "up" has led to miserable relationships, because upper class men are stingy with girlfriends - they will blow money on prostitutes / sugar babies though. the ones who are attracted to poorer women are attracted to hyper-independence and expect you to basically do everything on your own and want a playmate or a baby machine, not a literal partner
>>33813661She's a single mother who has casual, poly relationships with people she meets on 4chan while obsessing over internet celebrities.
>namefag appears>thread goes to shiteverytime
>>33813658You don't
>>33813656when are you going to visit?
>>33813656why are you talking in the third person about your own relationshipyour post is needlessly confusing due to how poorly it's written, in what i assume is an attempt to sound detached or above the situation you're in? but you aren't.
>>33813631You can hate him for his behavior and how his parents raised himYou can't hate him for his parents having money
>>33813665but its my dream anon..
>>33813668yes you can. don't listen to these idiotic moids who were born into money lol
>>33813658Men who get interested in sisters are so disgusting, specially if it's younger sisters
>>33813581>foids, i know you are a hivemind devoid of individuality so can you please tell me what was going on in the mind of this person that you've never met
>>33813664Because the antiname anons are trash and have to shit up the thread. Everytime.
>>33813674>foids, i know you are a hivemind devoid of individualitythis but unironically
>>33813628Antiperspirants work for me but I don't go on dates so for all I know my body could be stinky from sweat to other people.
>>33813676that's why you will never find love, sweetheart
I'm the foid who fantasizes about giving my money to a rich moid while he makes fun of me
>>33813664Dunno, I do enjoy watching regular anons dogpiling on themThe camaraderie of hating the same things together
>>33813678I have a gfthe hivemind assigned her to me to keep me containedI havent posted about hating women since Ive met her
>>33813663I feel bad for the son. His life will be difficult and he will be a failure.
>>33813675oh please. you are named for attention and noteriety, don't act like normal anons who use the site normally are the problem here. i usually just ignore you but this statement is retarded
>>33813666We're hanging out tonight actually. I feel weird every time she shows me off to her bf though (e.g. taking selfies with me, panning a video over to me and singling me out), which feels like it's increasing in frequency.>>33813667No I'm the american moid in the story, I don't know why you think I'd post about myself in the third person. I'm uncertain what you mean by my post being confusing though.
>>33813681so much for the black pill, eh? thanks for proving its delusional psychosis cured with a crumb of pussy
>>33813663>She's a single mother who has casual, poly relationships with people she meets on 4chan while obsessing over internet celebrities.So a Pizzacake, but without fame and art
>>33813616fetishists and people who are against interracial see it as an "experience" vs a true relationship. much like how homophobes think being gay is a phase you can "grow out of", they delude themselves into thinking "their" women will come back
>>33813679Give it to Hasan
>>33813688That and Pizzacake is not a fatty, despite the name
>>33813690only if he puts the shock collar on me
>>33813687I still hate other women thoughbeit
>>33813690I am going to choke you personally
>>33813693and soon you will hate her, because she will do something human and tumble off the pedestal you placed her on, and then it will be back to AWALT, etc. your brain is too poisoned to be capable of happiness because ultimately you don't see women as people, and you don't see her as a person as a consequence. and she will grow tired of that or "slip up" and then your mask will fall and you will be back to your misery. have fun!
Hasananon thinks about other males more than Tatefags
>>33813679That's called findom and I am surprised there are foids who are into it
>>33813701It's because i'm a retarded poorfag, also i don't want to do stupid donations, i want to be involved and play around it and i will keep choking that anon because he always brings up Hasan when i say something
starting to get too attached should I look for a backup? women do this all the time anyway
>>33813683THER IS NO ONE WAY TO USE THIS SITE.You are mentally ill.I'm giving you someone to consistently talk with and you are just bitter about it.
Good morning to all 15 atogans
>>33813709>>I'm giving you someone to consistently talk with and you are just bitter about it.go to a fucking namefag site then like pleddit4chan is for anonymous postersdont act like youre providing a service, youre shitting up the threadthe only service you could provide is suicide
>>33813700Doubt.They're probably both equally gay.
>>33813709>THER IS NO ONE WAY TO USE THIS SITE.board culture errs towards anonymity
>>33813712If you don't want to talk to me or see me just filter me, moron. You rave about the correct way to use the site and then just don't? Skill issue.
>>33813709i'm the mentally ill one for pointing out that the only reason you use a nametag, on an otherwise anonymous forum, is for attention? ok lmao. we can let the audience decide this one
>>33813628Yes, antiperspirants plug your pores with aluminium salts. You get alzheimer's and cancer but at least you don't feel moist and stinky
>>33813714Be anon then and talk to anon. Nobody cares about your constant bitching.
Sorry I'm so touchy today, I've just lost custody of my child (again)
>>33813721Okay, I forgive you
>>33813706Yes, DM me!
>>33813718Yeah, when you bitch and complain for no reason, it's mentally ill.
>>33813725the reason is: you're annoying you not liking the reason doesn't mean there's no reason
>>33813721Oh now he wants to cosplay because he wants to be a woman again. Fuck off tranny fetishizer.
>>33813721Does that mean Gary gets the child, lol?
>>33813727You're annoying because you complain.You not liking the reason doesn't mean it's for attention.
I'm just so broken up about Ohio and losing my kid, I feel like this is the only place I can talk about it without feeling judged.
>>33813733Why did you have a kid in the first place?
>>33813733Tranny cosplayer
>>33813711I'm at least 5-7 posters
>>33813670Nta but damn, just how poor are you?
Maybe I should call the cuckworm back, I lowkey miss him...
>>33813738Please, don't
>>33813725I agree with the other anons. Whining about namefags on 4chan is retarded, but namefagging on 4chan in the first place is just as retarded, if not moreso. Just admit you're another attentionwhoring retard and then stop engaging with them when they rightfully call you out on it.
>>33813736I'm 3
>>33813736>>33813743And I am the other 12.
>>33813731Stop pretending to be me, you aren't even good at it.
>>33813738I don't miss him. He has ok taste in media, that is all.
>>33813742Hey, nobody cares. Use the site or fuck off.
I'm secretly in love with Sarge and Ohio and I want them both to be throuple with me so bad that I forgot to feed my kid and now the state took him away, what should I do, men?
Maybe the only solution is to become one
Bruh.
>>33813749Just trying to help you out with some advice. You don't need to use the namefield for attention, and I guarantee the attention that you'll get will be more positive and productive with the name off.
>>33813731Fuck off, there are only two reasons to name/tripfag:>you're willing to take responsibility over a project and want to provide updates without confusion or interference>you crave attentionPeople join anonymous websites for anonymous discourse and those who want to stick out for no reason and the lolcow enablers who keep replying to them are making this website shittier for those of us who are trying to use it for its intended purpose.
>>33813750Should have been a better mother. Don't you have to go through a bunch of interviews before they actually take your child away? You must have been really unhinged.
I was about to get some sweets from the supermarket, but then I remembered I got apple pie from my mom here. heh
>>33813754What's it called when someone doesn't namefag or tripfag or use an avatar/signature, but they're still identified by other posters through their posts?
>>33813757I thought showing the interviewers my boobs would be enough?
>>33813759A regular, probably
>>33813759a namefag
>>33813759a lolcow
>>33813759You can attentionwhore without going all the way of slapping on a name or posting your tits. It's not hard to adjust your behavior and manner of speaking if people are singling you out.
>>33813759A retard
team, together we can cause enough chaos to get all the namefags to drop their names, just like myao
>>33813764why no posting tits? posting tits is based
>>33813766are you jealous that some of us are recognizable by actually having a personality instead of using a name and flirting with other posters?
>>33813754>you're willing to take responsibility over a project and want to provide updates without confusion or interferenceYou really don't know why I'm using a name at all so you just say it's for attention.
>>33813770Why are you using a name? Since you're soooo deep and special and totally not doing it for attention
>>33813711>all 15 atogansJust me and you, btw
>>33813770Wanting your opinions associated with a name means you want to establish a persona. Wanting to establish a persona within an anonymous community means you want attention. It is that simple.
>>33813773There is only BV and jh (anonymous)
No, i'm the retard in question as you could clearly see
>>33813772Nah, you're too retarded to explain anything to. Keep on whining that it's for attention when it's not and shitting up the thread because that's all you're good for.
Namefags and imposters, oh my!
My retardation record everyone
>>33813778ok attention whore :) i'm so sowwy you aren't enjoying the attention today :) maybe call your kid?
Mommy... Why are flirting with all those strangers... Where's my dad?
>>33813779Yes, it's extremely annoying. I am very bothered by it. I wish people would stop and just go back to posting.
What if:You stay anon if you're replying to anonYou take the name of the namefag if you're replying to the namefag
>>33813782We're finding you a new dad, son. Hopefully Moist Critical will take on the responsibility, but we'll settle for a mentally ill 4chan moid if need be.
>>33813778Sounds like you just couldn't come up with a proper excuse
>>33813786I'm namefagging so that Charlie will see my posts and fall in love with me.
>>33813783This general being riddled with attention whores is extremely annoying and many people are very bothered by it. I wish people stopped using names and replying to namefags. Something must be done to discourage that behavior considering the offenders are tanking the quality of this general.
You're a ditsoon, a charcoal briquette, a mulignan.
I don't think there will ever be peace though
>>33813790If we all post as the namefag, their posts no longer receive the extra attention they crave, and their personality/reputation is muddled by fake posts. It's the best way to deal with them, in my opinion. It's also funny.
>>33813792Not as long as sharia law and taqiyya exist
>>33813791Speako de english, I don't speak Super Mario
No thanks, I prefer monogamy
>>33813790>many peopleHow many?Just use the filter function or start reporting them on sight
>>33813796Charlie, I'll be monogamous for you. Please be my son's stepfather
Shouldn't you people organize the masterplans in the back? Also why are you expecting anything of good quality here?
>>33813796Sorry, that's a dealbreaker
Anons, do you think BV and Moistcritikal are looksmatched?
>>33813803Haha, no
>>33812981>Would you join something like this?Fuck no.This is like an epic level version of locking your phone in a safe to avoid distractions.It's weakness pretending to be strength.>>33812994>It's defeatism masked as enlightenmentOr this. Yeah.It's broadcasting that you can't handle being around women or intoxicants or you'll lose control.I mean, a crutch is a crutch. If you need a crutch to get by until you're strong enough to get by without it, it's great. So that's fine for lonely guys who need help to be productive and sweat alongside other men until they're capable of doing it for themselves.But it's advertising it like using a crutch to walk is a great life path or something.
>>33813782I know a nice lady who will take very good care of you, little shota boy...
>>33813800Nobody pays me to do this
The nice thing of people using names is, there is less shit to shift through, since they're all filtered.
>>33813808Kek
>>33813800there is no back, the discord isn't real and if it is it wiped be infested with attention whores and i have no interest in the attention of 4chan
>>33813803no... sorry bv...
>>33813810I didn’t have an opinion until now on it, but the anti-namefags are easily 5000x worse, no question
>>33813817No they aren't, lmao
>>33813810I don't want to filter 20 local lolcows in every thread and general I visit, they should simply be driven out. There's no reason to tolerate them.>>33813817An extremely transparent attempt. How fucking dim do you think we are?
>>33813817At the end of the day I don't mind, as long as I can filter people.Unfortunately no way to filter out the most disgusting namefag creep qt, since he refuses to keep using a trip and then lies about why.Wish all attention whoring narcs would be able to get easily filtered...
>>33813813Alright, but can you also tell me why do you care so much and why do you expect good quality here?
>>33813808Jeesus, I'm gone for one bath and you guys get into bacha bazi rp.
Well, I don't know which way the wind is blowingAnd I don't know which way I'll be goingSo I raise up my hand and I try to make a planBut I don't understand what it takes... to be a BETTER MANTO BE A BETTER MANTO BE A BETTER MANTO BE A BETTER MANTO BE A BETTER MANTO BE A BETTER MAN
>>33813718>i'm the mentally ill one for pointing out that the only reason you use a nametag, on an otherwise anonymous forum, is for attention? ok lmao. we can let the audience decide this oneYou're not mentally ill for thinking that or pointing it out.You're mentally ill giving half a shit in the first place. Which you very clearly do.Trust me. Actually caring about this is a sign of declining mental health. It was a huge red flag for me.>>33813742>Just admit you're another attentionwhoring retardI do.As in, it's retarded to be an attentionwhore. Otherwise I am not usually retarded.>and then stop engaging with them when they rightfully call you out on it.Nah.I like pointing out idiots. Especially hypocritical idiots.
Who's the most atogan veteran?
>>33813827Yeah, it's time to leave the basement.
>>33813833Me
>>33813827I can actually imagine him posting dumb shit like that unprompted
>>33813821>>33813822Yeah, you are.You could hide their posts. You could filter them. You could just move on. Instead, you make a hundred posts about how butt bothered you are, how much you don’t like it. You even start USING a name at the same time you bitch about others doing it. You cry out that they want attention as you make the thread completely unusable with your incredibly performative “4CHAN IS MY SEKRIT CLUB AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT HOW I WANT!!” tantrum. Namefags can be filtered, but I can’t filter attention-seeking anons who do everything in their power to virtue signal again and again and again.
>>33813831I have never and will never read one of your posts.
>>33813836O great leader, please lead us to salvation
>>33813838Nice try, anti-anti-namefag, but we all know you're just a namefag dropping the name to pretend to be "one of us"
>>33813836This man groomed me
>>33813838Shows how much of a newfag they are too. Don't forget.
>>33813842You’re a namefag though.
>>33813845He's that old?
>>33813838>4CHAN IS MY SEKRIT CLUB AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT HOW I WANT!!I don't have to filter namefags or try to enforce names so I can block people like on Twitter and Reddit even though you're demanding that of me. You can go on Reddit or some such other site that works the way you prefer.
Nobody remembers me
>>33813810You should filter that asshole Anonymous too.
Genders, how much do you hate the opposite gender?
>>33813851good for you, being a zero is better than being a negative one
>>33813849No, you can just bitch endlessly like the performative little faggot you are. You’re flying into an autistic rage because people don’t use the site in exactly the way you want and you handily have a way bigger negative impact than they do. You’re a bitch.
>>33813854FNot as much as I hate namefags
>>33813846You really hate being accused of wanting attention, huh, attention whore?
I love my future 1/4th Asian daughter so much
>>33813846they used to spam gore to remove namefags in the old days, newfag
>>33813849NTA>BV: *posts*>MKG: *posts*>you: AIIIIIEEEEEE I HATE NAMEFAGS I HATE NAMEFAGS EVERYBODY HEY I HATE NAMEFAGS LOOK AT ME I HATE PEOPLE THAT USE THE NAME FIELD SO MUCH DON’T YOU KNOW I HATE NAMEFAGS SO MUCH THAT I’M GOING TO PUT ON A NAME TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE PEOPLE THAT USE NAMES
>>33813861I don't really like the implication and setting of this post
>>33813857>typing in caps>swearing>hurling insults>using "no u" as an argument against someone criticizing shit quality posters>all the while doing all the shit you accuse others ofYou seem to be the one who's upset. There are hundreds of social media platforms with usernames. Why not use them instead of coming here and complaining about the intended use of this site?
I love namefags. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
>>33813862Bruh, I've heard the 9/11 crunchies and I can still spatchcock a turkey.You're not getting rid of me with that either. Die mad.
>>33813854F I admit that I absolutely despise certain specimens of the male gender but the average moid is tolerable enough
>>33813868I am absolutely indifferent to namefags
>>33813867>criticizing shit quality postersThat’s what I’m doing right now. YOU are a shit quality poster. Why do we need 100 posts about how much you don’t like namefags, you fucking narcissist?
>>33813862>when the solution is worse than the problem
>>33813867>Why not use them instead of coming here and complaining about the intended use of this site?He's really retarded he can't see his own irony.
>>33813867NTA again>Why not use them instead of coming here and complaining about the intended use of this site?If it were intended there wouldn’t be a name field or tripcodes or secure tripcodes and namefagging generally would be bannable
>>33813868They are a good common enemy to temporarily unite manons and femanons, I'll give you that
>>33812889i wish this was me and femanon
>>33813851That's easily fixed!
>>33811542Thank you for your help. I am leaning towards books, since I used to volunteer at a library I can judge condition quite easily, plus get a good deal, but I feel like that might be a bit cheap (since the used book markets have better stock, in general, that is where I would go).
I’m so in want that I’m walking around my house screaming, I had a dream a man was spooning me while having sex with me. I’ve never done that before, why is my mind torturing me?
>>33813887Nobody cares about you either.
>>33813880>would be bannableIt actually is, if many people report it, remember Cheswick?
>>33813891Lucky
Would you really hate namefags less if they dropped their name?
>>33813892This impersonator was too stupid to clear his name field. You're just mad because an attractive woman is posting on 4chan.
>>33813899yesit'd stop their attention whoring
>>33813885>>33813894lol, that reminds me
>>33813899No they wouldn't. They'd move the goal post to anyone being remembered at all because they are lonely narcissistic retards whining when they don't get attention for posting anonymously. And that is why I namefag in spite.
>>33813891Aren't you seeing one of your FWBs soon? You can try to think of something else in the meantime.
>>33813900>mad because an attractive woman is posting on 4chan.don't make that anon post your picture and you are a mother ffs obsessed with a YouTuber.
>>33813902Good one
Talk to me, boy
>>33813803No
How do I coom from piv sex?
>>33813817Hi
Pumpkin Spice Latte and Pancakes wereepic this morning.
>>33813910I don't consent to that picture being shared. And you're mentally ill for thinking that I'm "obsessed" with my statusmatch.
>>33813919Bro are you really going to pretend like you didn’t torpedo the thread for actual hours?
>>33813904I don’t have anything like that
>>33813894Then do it
>>33813923Sometimes you just need a place to vent. Feel free to skitzoid.
>>33813923Are you going to pretend that the pseudocentrist character doesn't portray you quite well?
>>33813928I'm not a fucking namefag, I'm somebody who was turned off from using the thread by your initial melty and got pissed that you kept it going for over an hour. You shit up the thread and made it unusable yourself, not anybody else.
>>33813926Already works well on ENTJ, and even MKG gets deleted once in a while
>>33813933>it works well on people who actually break the rules nonstopNo shit
I want a boyfriend
>>33813831Engaging with the people who want to have pleasant conversations is one thing, but constantly shitting up the thread by having a three hour back and forth with a detractor when you know full well won't make anyone think any differently about anything is another. I'm all for enjoying the parasocial aspects of a general, it's fun and usually people just post around it. But when someone shows up with their name just to be a beacon for catfights and vague blogposts and schizo shit, I think it's something worth complaining about.
Men, do you like perfume on women? If yes, what kind of scents do you like
>>33813938Hahhaha jokes on you I have a boyfriend
>>33813928This is literally you
>>33813853The chance of Anon being hot is big enough to not do that.
>>33813938What's preventing you from getting one
>>33813922Stop projecting, Charlie isn't your looksmatch at all. Go take care of your son.
>>33813944Not yet
>>33813938Then why did you block me last night
>>33813921The spike in your blood sugar must have been a wild rush
>>33813947It's Charlie's son too. I am slightly more attractive physically speaking but my point was that we're both household names on social media.
OMG femanon, look, they made another game about you!https://store.steampowered.com/app/4074930/_Demo/
Why do these meltdowns only seem caused by BV or MKG and not Ohio or LhA?Why does kittenposter get a pass for avatarfagging which is actually against the rules?
>>33813941I like the smell of vab
>>33813954Lmfao. You're mentally ill and delusional
>>33813921>Pumpkin Spice LatteOk, I finally googled what this actually is.>Pumpkin pie spice, also known as pumpkin spice, is an American spice mix developed for flavoring the filling of a pumpkin pie. It does not include pumpkin as an ingredient.I am very disappointed.
>>33813956Stronger aura; the weak fear what they do not understand.
>>33813958Why are you arguing with a random shitposter? That isn't BV
>>33813954>I am slightly more attractive physically speakingeh, no you aren't
>>33813946I’m ugly>>33813951Wasnt me
>>33813927>>33812781>>33812781>>33812781
>>33813917edge
>>33813963It is bv
>>33813969No it isn't and it's very obvious
>>33813969It is not. It's an obvi troll who doesn't even know how I type.
>>33813956When Ohio was here, people shat on him too. It's mostly reactive posting, not proactive.>>33811825>>33812209>>33812044
>>33813942so funny, i wanna hang myself
>>33813964Toonme filters are never kind. We have to stop judging how femanons actually look based on bad AI edits.
>>33813976Sorry.
Do straight women even exist?
>>33813978You're not though.
>>33813957
>>33813964WOULD let her take me to Agartha desu
>>33813978no you arnt. stop lying.
>>33813981I actually like you, its him thats the problem.
>>33813975>three posts>where the posters didn't even reply to his replies with more insultsThat is very much not the same as hours of shitflinging.
>>33813981>>33813985I am. Now forgive me
>>33813837My dumb shit is always in response to other posts.Simply crapping out nonsense and splatting it against the board isn't the kind of interactive experience I'm looking for in my fun posting.
>>33813839<3
>>33813986Wait. That wasn't another anon?[@.@]
>>33813979They don'tI wish they would admit it
>>33813988No. Stop it. Get some help.
>>33813979I'm sorry, what does she think I'm projecting onto her?
>>33813987There's more, but I don't want to comb through that anymore.>>33812174>>33812109>>33812272
>>33814001Two of those aren't even insults, but the fact that you have to comb through to find them shows what I'm talking about.
>>33812109Uh oh, the Cuckworm won't like this...
>>33814003Bro. He was harassed before he even namefagged, stop being new.
>>33814003>Two of those aren't even insultsTrue, it's more of a mockery like>>33812277
atoga is so *extra* today.It started out decently in the morning, but it really went down the drain.
>>33814012Yeah I tried asking some random question but everyone's too busy arguing
>>33813837You stand before me, fists clenched in prideShouting strength is somethin' fate providesBut weapons made without the painShatters, worthless, beneath the strainA hammer alone is nothinguntil you lift it!Steel is but a whisperuntil the forge has kissed it!Fire shapes, fire bendsfire tempers, fire mendsStrength is not given, boyYou forge it in the end!No fire burns foreverif it’s left to stand aloneNo blade is ever sharpenedif it’s never felt the stoneStrength is not a birthrightnor a gift from kings or godsIt is the fire in your heartthat defies the oddsIt is the pain of failurethe lessons from each scarIt is the anvil’s judgmentthat speaks to who you areStrike the iron, raise the pyre!Cut the weakness, feed the fire!A hammer alone is nothinguntil you lift it!Steel is but a whisperuntil the forge has kissed it!Fire shapes, fire bendsfire tempers, fire mendsStrength is not given, boyyou forge it in the end!
>>33814012Euro hours always fucking suck
>>33813940>when someone shows up with their name just to be a beacon for catfightsI don't seek catfights or detractors. I simply find the irrational hatred amusing. And I don't tolerate the hypocrite maggots anymore. I simply expose their foolishness and move on. I don't go around in circles with the ones shifting to keep arguing or posting nonsense.>and vague blogpostsMy blogposts are typically to support my point with factual events from my life >schizo shitEh, separate issue.>I think it's something worth complaining about.That's your opinion.I think complaints here are worthless. It's literally "boo-hoo I don't like a thing, make it go away!" What possible worth does that have? Only that of letting everyone know that someone who thinks their complaints are important, and therefore someone whose perception is skewed, doesn't like it. It holds no weight, no power, and no purpose.It's possibly worse than attentionwhoring that at least pays lips service to the discussion and advice going on.
>>33814018Damn straight.Nice to see a fan.
>>33814019Euro hours are great when the Americans don't stay up late and shit up the threads
>>33813979Why are those black misandrists so damn rude? I've seen a few others too.
>>33814019The exact opposite is the truth.
>>33814020>attentionwhoring that at least pays lips service to the discussion and advice going onThat's the kind of attentionwhoring I won't complain about. But the namefags who show up with one line answers to occasional questions as an excuse to also offtopic post about their day or their fetishes or their favorite YouTuber or politics are all going to rightfully get shit on.
>>33814018And racism is le ignorance and le bad
>>33814026Black women actually likely experience the worst kinds of abuse due to ratioing.
Gender, would you date somebody that cuts, past or present?
>>33814029ThisI've never seen LHA or Ohio make the same overly self-indulgent kind of post that the other two, or somebody like myao, do
>>33814036Self-inflicted? No.
I’m so horny I need to bounce on it my heart hurts
>>33814036M and absolutely not
>>33812765Lol, you're not going to build a good family with an abuse victim. Jenny goes back to her old ways of being a slut and takes half from Forrest in a divorce. People like Jenny are broken forever.
>>33813979FI wish other straight women would dissaepear so I can have the men without being mogged all the time
>>33814036>PastMaybe>PresentNo, he needs to get help first
>>33814037At least the first two ask and answer questions. I've never seen myao offer any sound advice, just engaging with simps and answering questions concerning preferences.
The irony is the guy who shits on namefags and pretends to be them is a former tripfag
>>33814042Poor femanon!
>>33814045Which one was he?
>>33814045the irony is that he larps as namefags thinking it's less retarded because he is doing it in an ironic way
>>33814045Then reveal it
He’s also deeply jealous of people who talk to femanons and claims them for himself. Same guy who talks about JH’s trauma and says they’re friends.>>33814047>>33814054Inquisitor Pegasus
>>33814042Don't worry you can attention whore irl, they'll still want you
>>33814056>deeply jealous of people who talk to femanonsWell that explains some things I've seen
>>33814020>And I don't tolerate the hypocrite maggots anymoreLike namefags who pretend they don't do it for attention?
>>33814056So you decided to do a bit of your own shitposting
>>33814062If only I remembered his real name
>>33814039Whose “it” are you bouncing on?
>>33814065I do
>>33814056>Inquisitor PegasusWho? That sounds like some Disney shit.
>>33814056This made me lol harder than it should’ve
>>33814066Yours hopefully
>>33814039Yes. I agree.
My clit is throbbing I can feel my heart beat in it
>>33814058how does it feel to be someones fetish and used as a sex doll?
>>33814060He's more into encouraging people to kill themselves, while being pissy when the others do it
>>33814056Wasn't me, bro
>>33814067Whatever gets him gone. I could find it but I cba
>>33814056Don't drag me into this shit show. I'm just here waiting for the hornyposting to start.
>>33814078I'm not, guys my age want young millennials and or zoomerettes. Meh, if I hate those men, I'll be called a bitch, gag whatever, so meh
>>33814029>are all going to rightfully get shit on.And that shitting on, is actually worse than the posts getting shit on.Kind of what I'm talking about when I say "hypocritical".Shitting up the thread by complaining about how namefags are shitting up the thread isn't just attentionwhore retardation. It's self righteous attentionwhore retardation.>inb4 "It's not for attention"You have a subjective opinion about certain posts and want everyone to pay attention to that opinion of yours.
>>33814074Sounds like a blood pressure issue
>>33814094Ooh, we're posting about horns? Perfect handlebars.
>>33814101Is that bad? What to do about it?
>>33814082>encouraging peopleSuggesting that a hypocrite who advocated their evil desire to kill everyone who has an evil desire might simplify the matter by killing themselves is not "encouraging people to kill themselves".Learn to read.>inb4 bullshitNo. We're done.
>>33814097>It's self righteous attentionwhore retardation.So like yours, but more funny
>>33814045>>33814056Swing and a miss. You're a newfag and don't know anything, lmao.
>>33814104reduce carb and salt intake I guess? Idk.
>>33814106....I can't find a logical flaw to refute that.I think I am funnier tho.
>>33814105>Seriously. Put your money where your mouth is and fucking die.Sounds like encouraging people to kill themselves to me
>>33814103Idk what I'm even looking at here.
>>33814120A demon dragon girl with a giant sword. You don't see those every day?
>>33814108sup peggy
This is what atoga moids deserve
Men poisoned my brain I used to never think of sex at all
>>33814128that would make them nut so hard
>>33814130Oh no. You got the cooties? I'm so sorry.
>>33814124Maybe you big city folk see it, but not around these parts.
>>33814128I thought I had to pay for that?
>>33814135I'm merely an average suburban folk.
Suicide? Suicide
>>33814145Not yet
>>33814145hurry up
>>33814146Damn>>33814147Apparently not yet
>>33814140Exhibussy, did you know MKGock is cheating on you with Ohiohole?
>>33814126I've never been a tripfag and didn't pretend to be a namefag earlier. Who the fuck even is Pegasus? But I do make fun of JH occasionally because she's a pedo and a shit person who deserves it. It's not just me though, several anons are doing it. Keep defending the pedo namefags, maybe they will take you back into their discord if you defend them enough.
>>33814151that other anon was lying
Girls, may I “stuff” your “potato”?
>>33814153crashout moment
>>33814126No, that's me
>>33814156if by potato you mean my bank account and by stuffing you mean put money in it, then yes
>>33814154Hi
>>33814130Maybe you finally reached puberty.
>>33814163nice try
>>33814165Grifter-chan..
>>33814166what do you want from me?
>>33814167I didn’t start thinking about sex until I was 19
>>33814174Your blessing, please
>>33814171thats my name, yea
>>33814181to kys? you won't do shit anyways
>>33814180So who was he
>>33814183Do you grift from house to house? On Halloween?
>>33814152>MKGock is cheating on youNo... not my beloved
>>33814180High time to finally reach puberty.Jokes aside though, that sounds pretty reasonable to me, if I'm honest. You waited until you were an adult to start thinking about adult things.
>>33814186No, not for killing myself. I’m a scared little bitch. I miss you
Fuck Gang Pegasus.
>>33814190yes, it's like when the basked goes around at church
>>33814202The most enticing type of femanon...Do you still pretend to be a child or do you just scare the children and steal their sweets?
>>33814196Fuck you, assholeAnd fuck your asshole
>>33814189You
>>33814191Answer his question: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33713864/#33714520https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33713864/#33714503
>>33814194for what then?
I figured it out, why you love (to hate) me.
>>33814211A blessing for a life where I stop hurting people around me
>>33814196>>33814207These sound like Mega Man X maverick names.
>>33814206both actuallyusing only one strategy is noob shit
If I’ve had the same email for like a decade- is there any way I can find every account I’ve ever made with it?
>>33814215sure, good luck
>>33814218Nope
>>33814218Search your emails for sign up confirmations>Pic related I shipped Shego and Drakken before I even knew what shipping is
>>33814217Would you share some of your ransacked sweets as you tell me about the cries of the children you drove away?I'd cook us something nice for dinner when you arrive with your bounty.
>>33814223Ah that bad huh
Age is really just a number. There are a lot of 35 year olds and 16 year olds that I have more in common with than other 24 year olds. Never understood this idea that you need to only have friends and partners your age.
>>33814229Where are you hawking these teenyboppers from? Asking for a friend.
>>33814229Why are men only friends and partner with teenage girls, never teenage boys or older folk?
The previous three posters should kill themselves
>>33814229I had nothing in common with 16 year olds even when I was 16
>>33814232We are though. It's very common in certain communities to see men of all ages from teenagers to middle aged men hanging out together. You ever see inner city gangs?
>>33814194>I miss youBro is firing from all his cylinders.
>>33814235Sorry to say I agree
>>33814240It doesn’t matter
>>33814226>I shipped Shego and Drakken before I even knew what shipping isI always thought her and Ron wood be a cute couple.>Search your emails for sign up confirmationsBefore I deleted a bunch of emails, I had like over 20,000 sitting in my inbox,
>>33814242Who are you looking for, girliepop?
>>33814246Nothing, it’s dead
>>33814210No, I didn't stop
>>33814242https://youtu.be/uSKAc4E3YRs?si=vaS24mAmd-D6UhVf
>>33814250Yeah why not, eulogy
>>33814232Cuz teenage girls got tight virgin pussies and nice perky boobs, unlike you.
>>33814248That's dire, Bones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40
>>33814229It's okay to be friends with them. It's not okay to be physically intimate with them. Romantic love is simply more pragmatic, primitive and limited compared to friendship.
>>33814242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4DzoKKRQBE
Please god i miss him so much
>>33814235>>33814241me too. i skipped alot of high school
>>33814266Well, you at least still got us.Even if we're a bit of a cunty gang here.
>>33812696I tried doing the no wash hair thing because some say prolonging it will make the scalp produce less oil, but I couldn't stand it since it made my hair super greasy so I went back to showering normally.
>>33814213Who?
>>33811311bothwhat wud u do in my sitchI think my relationship is on it's last legsI've already started wanting to download hinge and to respond to my coworker's flirtatious attemptsI've even started preferring masturbating to /b/ wife/gf threads than actually fucking her because I have to do all the work + her bjs are shit
girls, who do you main in ZZZ?For me it's S-Anby.
Does this actually work?
>>33814273I would not be a lazy bastard and be romancing my gf so she feels like sex is not a chore but a bonding activity.
>>33814276My advice would be with somebody who you actually want to be, but also has a similar sex drive to you.
>>33814273>what wud u do in my sitchFuck off.
My stomach hurts so bad
>>33814276Kindly, kys
>thread came to a full haltWhat happened?
>>33814291I was praying
>>33814293Thoughts and prayers?Were you hoping for atoga to end?
>>33814293Please pray for me
>>33814296No, I was praying for forgiveness of my sins, and guidance and help for managing my anger and not hurting people around me
>>33814291I have a vague hypothesis that this happens because the CDN is caching and disseminating. Buy I don't know how to test that hypothesis.
>>33814298I shall
>>33814299>help for managing my angerWhat gets you going? So much that you hurt people?>>33814301You need to build adsitional pylons.
>>33814303> What gets you going?Feeling powerless in my circumstances, the rest is just copes
>>33814291Frmanons realised just how many balding guys visit here and got the ick and left.
Waiting for my dishwasher to be done, so I can get my pan out and make dinner...>>33814306So it's circumstances that get you angry and not really individual people?I take it you feel there is nothing you can do about them?
>>33814291Because moids are being redditlike and I makes me not want to reply
>>33814307freemanons
>>33814309>Waiting for my dishwasher to be doneShould just get a female.
>>33814311bettermanons
>>33814319femansons
>>33814276>Does this actually work?No, it's a retarded post.>get a skinny gf>then make her fat and fuck the fatty ???It also implies that you can find new skinny gfs easily. Definitely not in this dating market. Better advice would be to make your skinny gf think that she is fat or ugly, so that she thinks she can't do better.
>>33814310>redditlikeThis doesn't mean anything.
>>33814314I would put my love and dick inside her, not my pan.The pan would still go into the dishwasher.
Honestly i wish i could buy a boyfriend. Men how much would you list yourself for to fall in love With me
>>33814319There are only two gendersMen and Bettermen
>>33814327Uh... I am doing financially fine, so it's not the money that would get me excited for you.
>>33814328Is ts tuff on /v/? Never have I seen a less funny forced meme
Men, would you date a bartender?
>>33814329What would get you excited
>>33813202Easy, get both of you guys drunk, or at least he needs to see you drinking a lot. Afterwards, get very touchy and giggly with him. Lots of eye gazing, lean on him with your head on his shoulder. Grab his hand and drag him over to somewhere, like to the table to get more drinks. Be very talky with him and laughy and smiley. If he's been receiving it all well and he hasn't shown any discomfort, you can up it by sitting on his lap, splitting food together, and nuzzling his neck (could add a, wow you smell nice). With a good seat, you can whisper into his ear stuff normal stuff, or even bump it up to something like you know you're pretty cute, or have you ever been told how cute you are. If you really want it to be a he-makes-the-move deal and not escalate to sex, then don't go too far as above with the compliments. Bare min, when you say your drunken goodbyes, give him a tight warm hug and mention something like you're really warm. Next day, you can act more normally.Before all this, try to start texting him more. Ask him about stuff, talk about normal stuff.
>>33814331>Is ts tuffSpeak clear, be better
>>33814333You being perfect
>>33814327I'm only interested in women who are offputting and a little gross.
>>33814332No. They're too normie coded, and they would meet a guy they'd rather date than me like 5 times a night.
>>33814333If I enjoy talking to you, want to make you smile and you make me go feral.
>>33814332Not seriously, it's a job that attracts a certain kind of person.
>>33814344And what kind of person is that?
>>33814339Forgot to say "nta" again, anon.
>>33814309It’s a bit of individual people. Certain characteristics really bother me. > I take it you feel there is nothing you can do about them?Yes and no, it depends how delusional I feel. And sometimes, feeling like I can do something about it makes me angrier
>>33814327Can't by my love.
>>33814332Yeah
>>33814339Well>>33814340Hey>>33814343How do I do any of that
>>33814346nta but that was you saying that
>>33814346I always assume every anon is a different anon, unless proven otherwise
>>33814353>HeyEither post a pic of a monster can you drank and then inaccurately pissed in or stop teasing me, Stacy. I can feel your hotness through the screen and it disgusts me.
>>33813537Afternoon, to you now
>>33814355>I always assume every anon is a different anon, unless proven otherwise
>>33814327Some cute monster misandrist would buy me and then abuse me forever, I don't want it.
>>33814357Yea I don’t drink caffeine sorry
>>33813537They're talking about kitten, not you>>33813555No I try on the clothes before buying. It the shirt stretches out too much that means it's too small
>>33813204>>33813218Not a footfag but I am a moid. My foid roommate did "resting her feet on my legs" as her first move to express interest in me. It was pretty harmless (way less than foot on lap, ofc). You can start small and work your way up based on how he reacts to your actions. I was touching her breasts probably a week later. My point is, it's not actually about the feet. It's about introducing and escalating physical touch in your friendship, and feet are (were? It was 6 years ago) relatively innocuous unless you or the person you like have a high aversion to feet.
Hopefully I got that job
>>33814362I'm sorry too. I hope you find a guy who isn't weirded out by a girl who doesn't abuse stimulants.
>>33814360I would treat you nice People buy dogs and spoil them>>33814369I won’t though
>>33813631No
>>33814371You know, this is the problem with you. You want a boyfriend so, so, so badly! but you won't do the smallest things to appeal to the male fantasy. What are you saving yourself for, women?
>>33814353>How do I do any of thatThat's the difficult part.How would you try to do those three things?
>>33814291I killed him.
>>33814375Someone that has zero expectations on me
>>33814371>I would treat you nice But then if you own me, I'm forced to do things such as being social with your friends and becoming a father and mowing the lawn. I don't want to.
>>33814371>People buy dogs and spoil themI'm not falling for that shit
>>33814375I thought men didn’t want addict women >>33814378It’s easy to make me smile and if I figure out what you like to talk about I can do that too
>>33813941YES. The biggest thing is that it shouldn't be super strong, but this is pretty normal. I tried on some cologne and even the tiniest spray was so fucking overpowering. They say you have to spray in the air then walk through it, but like, that's such a scam to waste the liquid.Most womenly scents are good. Just choose the one you like, guys aren't that picky nor do we have intimate knowledge over the subject, so we won't have big standards. And be sure you aren't putting on too much.
>>33814387They don't, you have to be on the borderline of addiction. Struggling with it. Men want a woman who's a walking contradiction.
>>33814387>if I figure out what you like to talk about I can do that tooI was basically asking you what you enjoy. As topics, hobbies, but also what you're into in the bedroom.
>>33814327$1000000000000Free if I can take you out on a few dates to see if we vibe well
>>33814332Yeah I like cooking, and it all overlaps. Chemistry and shit
Love is kinda bullshit
>>33814408I know I am bullshit.
>>33814411Same. Being an unstable asshole sucks
>>33814415I am quite stable.
We're now in that weird part of the thread where nobody wants to make a new thread because someone else could accidentally make one at the same time
>>33814419Still on page 8
>>33814380>someone has zero expectations on anon
>>33814417Bit narcissistic
>>33814419No, I just had dinner and was hoping anon kept replying, but it seems she's not feeling well enough for it.
>>33814421Refresh
>>33814426Just wait until 10
Sydney Sweeney is the perfect woman for men. Do women understand?
I just realized that post was actually targeted at me.
>>33814428I'm not making a thread, I wanted to make a funny post but I'll wait for the new thread for more traffic
>>33814430No. Tell us why. So femanons can kill themselves over not being perfect?
>>33814419I’m busy crying
>>33814437How slutty of you.
>>33814327No amount of money would make me fall in love.
>>33814430>perfectNo, hair too bright.>>33814445NTAWhy that? :(
>>33814430You can all share her.
>>33814451>whyMiss her and I’m a bitch
>>33814457Why not text her and get her back?
>>33814443She is. Brings inner peace
>>33814462She don’t want me
>>33814467Bummer
Good evening, Euros.
>>33814465Picrel>>33814327Government issued BFs?
>>33814476Eod evening, Gyros.
>>33814437Aight, next thread>>33814483>>33814483>>33814483
>>33814465No. Explain it like I'm 5.
>>33814430Sure, if that makes you feel less ugly.
>>33814117Your inability to understand isn't my problem.
>>33814889>No. We're done.>isn't doneYou're lying to us again, MKG
>>33815376Like I lied on your mom last night?But fair cop. I got distracted and mistook which reply chain I was in.
>>33814465>She is.Terrible explanation.If you truly value something, you should be able to articulate it. How does she bring whatever it is you're referring to as "inner peace"?What does she do?Why does what she do affect you that way?What do you mean by inner peace?Protip: Inner peace and desire are mutually exclusive.
>>33813894>Namefagging actually is bannableNo, it's not. It's just that being a disruptive attentionwhore and being off topic or using avatars often overlap.>>33813933>MKG gets deleted once in a whileExtremely rarely. I can't really remember the last warning or ban I got.I have deleted my own fucked up posts more recently.I think the imposters got deleted. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?In fact, most of my bans were from suggesting that something a ban evader posted wasn't wrong just because they were a deplorable human being.>>33813936>people who actually break the rules nonstopOnly a very broad definition of "off topic" would apply to me, and rarely. Admittedly when I have gotten baited into pointing out the idiocy of arguments I have gotten off topic.>>33813956>Why do these meltdowns only seem caused by BV or MKG and not Ohio or LhA?I think the similarity between us is an unwavering unapologetic adherence to our posts. We're us, we're imperfect, we don't owe anons anything, and we don't give the anons what they're looking for out of their idiotic bullying.We have the audacity to have done bad things, or things perceived to be bad, and yet persist.>Why does kittenposter get a pass for avatarfagging which is actually against the rules?Posting various cats isn't necessarily avatar posting. If it was always the same cat, it would be. Yet Garfield anons were always based and never reported.I like the kitten poster pics if not the text.In conclusion, my advice is to only report actual, certain violations of the rules. And, as always, to ignore attentionwhores if you want them to quiet down or go away. They might not go away but it works better than feeding the bears.I stick to advice and answering questions when I can't get no anon reaction.
>>33815376>You're lying to us again, MKGyeah, that's his main gimmick
>>33815496I actually almost never say anything false or lie in any way ever. Y'all just don't like or believe me.Taking a mistake as a lie is pretty disingenuous, anon.
