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I just turned 18 and my country has military conscription. I’m terrified of being in the military where I’ll have to shower seen where people can see my dick and eating mixed foods (I can’t eat food that touched otther food. I need all my food seeptate, like I don’t eat a burger I’ll eat the patty and bun seperate)

What if I can’t eat the food or shower????
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>>33813629
Usaf guy here. At least here in the states, i.e being told to shower would be a direc torder and not following it could land you in jail. They'll usually just opt to separate via failure to adjust though. Your country has conscription though so I'm under the assumption that it'll likely be jail.

I'm the states you can't be forced to eat, and if the same applies to your country, you'll likely just have to starve during training.
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>>33813655
I think I’d rather go to jail than have to shower naked but then in jail I’d have to shower naked what if I just refuse to shower naked in jail??

Why can’t I just not have others see my dick???
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Low quality larp.
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>>33813708
How is it a larp
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If you're in a western European country, you can probably get an exemption if you get diagnosed for your severe mental health problems.

If you're in Thailand, you can get out of conscription by becoming a ladyboy.

If you're in Turkey, you can get out of conscription by letting another guy fuck you in the ass and filming it.
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>>33813811
What severe mental health problems?

I’m a normal person in a society of mentally ill NPC drones
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>>33813629
That's your worry? I'd be more concerned about getting killed.
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>>33813629
Having been in the military I think they intentionally make recruits exhausted sleepless and starving to "help" the mildly mentally ill ones. When you're tired and hungry enough you'll realize none of that shit you mentioned matters so you'll just do it and that'll straighten out your life a little. You aren't going to like basic training but clearly it'll be good for you.
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>>33814102
The chance of dying in military combat even during war is very very low, and my country isn’t even at war. I think it’s been like over 100 years since someone in my country died in military combat
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>>33814131
Yrue
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>>33813629
why do you care about people seeing your dick? worried they'll make fun of you?
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>>33814899
Not OP but for me yeah I don't even use urinals because I'm scared someone will see my dick. I'm like 6.5 5.5 girth so a decent sized dick but I'm an extreme grower my dick is literally, like actually literally the same size as my toddler brother's dick when I'm soft.
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>>33814906
You'll probably not be the only small one there. And people probably won't be looking down there
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>>33813703
>Why can’t I just not have others see my dick???
Let me ask you this: if you were in a room with twenty other naked guys, would your first instinct be to look at their dicks? Or would you try to avert your gaze and get passing glances of penis at best?
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>>33813629
You gay or something? Seeing your bros cocks and balls is the best part. I swear I could identify their corpses purely from their genitals compared to any limb they could show me.
As for food you'll be hungry enough you stop caring.
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>>33813703
You either can't refuse to shower in jail, they'd drag you there, or if you can you might get beat up later. One thing in jail that guys really don't like is the smelly guy.
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Every country that has conscription screens out retards and mentally ill people like OP. This whole story is fake and gay.
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>>33813629
You're a fag. My girl made me fuck her on live to sell it to some creep for money. You think I cried and acted like a little bitch? You think I tucked my tail and said "OH NOO THE WORLD MUH WEEWEE!! THE WORLD MIGHT SEE????!! No, I whipped out and doggie fucked the bitch til the bed broke and she started selling the video to more people. You people are so gay and fucking soft. I wish I could just smack your parents for making such a bitchass generation.
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>>33813629
No one gives a fuck about your lil chicken little ass dick dude, WE ALL HAVE ONE moron. An if someone body shames you beat their ass or tell em you'll fuck their mom with it dude big fucking deal
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>>33816714
I have literally stared at people penises in urinals
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>>33817566
They actually only allow the stupid people and mentally ill people who are willing to shower naked
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>>33818316
My friend, you are a perverse autistic freak. Normal men do not take active interest in dicks, especially those that are actively urinating.
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>>33813629
Former conscript here.
I don't know what country you're from, but I literally just never showered in the army. I only showered at home whenever we got leave.
As for the food, just take what you want from the line. No, you can't have 10 different dishes, so you'll just pick one type of food for your meal and just have that.
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>>33813629
do they shower together in the american army?
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>>33821623
Generally yeah



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