Hooked up with a girl at my new job, dick size is 4 inches below average. Next thing I know every coworker knows my dick size and mocks me I’m fucking done.
Dawg you you have a 1.5 inch dick?
>>33814305I'm sorry to hear this. No one should be mocked because of their physical appearance.Society is just a lot harsher on men.
4inch below average? so 1 inch? or 4 in total?
>>338143174 inches hard
>>33814326Thats harsh bro. Im only rocking a 5incher myself. Are you overweight?
>>33814305I won't read dick threads.
>>33814639Go ahead. Close your eyes to the horrors of this world
>>33814305I'm not sure why you expected anything different. Never hook up with co-workers.
>>33814305You could always murder her
>>33814667I met my fiance at work. Where the fuck else do you meet women?
>>33814690With what, his tiny pecker lmao? He couldn't even suffocate the bitch with that hahaha.
>>33814305I’m only close to a 5 incher myself, below average, and yeah, it sucks.But don’t get hung up on it. Learn to use your mouth and hands effectively — it’s helped me a lot in the past.
>>33814305Yeah this is the time to quit the job and go work somewhere else. Even being unemployed is better than that.Was the night fun though?
>>33816324What do you think?
Why do people crap where they eat?Under 25 I'll give you a pass, over 25 and you might be a retard.
I have between a 6 to 7 inch cock that I can forcefully shove through a toilet paper roll. Unfortunately I had been uncomfortable with women growing up which led to one of my more humorous blunders.Met a fresh off the boat chinese chick at school attending the foreign exchange student program. Manage to spend more time with her outside of class and eventually go out drinking and I take her home. Maybe it was because of childhood trauma or bad experiences with girls growing up bullying me but being around women gives me anxiety and the drinking does help but had some severe side effects. I had bought condoms earlier in the day anticipating this event even trying one on cause you know first time and all and I didnt want to seem too foolish. Anyways we got to my room and start kissing and touching each other. She had the body of a 13 year old boy with sensitive nipples and clitoris. We take each other's clothes off and she goes down my chest and starts sucking my nipples. Is this chink kink or something? Only time a girl tried to do nipple stuff to my so early was this girl. Eventually I pull out the condom but bros I will tell you why I was nervous my dick wasn't working. Soft and cold I gripped my limp noodle and slid the condom onto my member hoping to jump start my soft 2 inch cock inside her. Well after 3 seconds I ejaculated. She's going "wtf" and I go "haha". We clean up and spend the night on the bed but by morning she is already gone. Never heard from her again.I always considered this as losing my virginity. What do you guys think?
>>33816410That's 80% of the way there.. You're still a virgin but you managed to get a woman into bed so just keep trying.
>>33814305Report her to human relations. You can legitimately get the bitch fired.
>>33816844Hr is like 80% women I bet
>>33814305Her what size?
>shitting where you eatthats what you get for hooking up at work OP
>>33816825Shid well what's the minimum amount of time to have sex to be considered having sex? Or is it an errect cock thing? Nevermind I answered my question.
>>33814305No one cares about your dick size and you shouldn't either. If she saw it, sucked it, fucked it, jerked it, I'd call that a win. You got your dick wet, you know what her pussy smells like, what her asshole looks like, how dem titties flop flop. People know you fuck, so expect more women to want to be with you. Most people would see this as a scorned woman's revenge if you played it cool.These reputation games are all part of being in the meat-market dating scene we have in modern society. Have fun, protect yourself, don't take silly people serious, learn to banter, etc.
