>>33817388>>33818329
How do I find love as a retarded women?
>>33818828Sigh. This guy will keep trolling threads. I’ll be back in 24 hours
>>33818835Install Tinder.
>>33818840It's not trolling I'm asking a question to the opposite sex
>>33818840when Swiss trolls the thread for weeks nobody seems to complain.
>>33818843There’s a big difference between stupid memes and posting gore
>>33818843>when Swiss trolls the thread for weeksnobody notices
>>33818843who is Swiss and what do they do
>>33818843women can literally get away with murder
>>33818844want a censored version for cowards who run? Paint is my passion, I can pixelate the gore out for you.
>>33818850Nah I want you to walk into traffic so your dysgenic genes have zero chance to reproduce
>>33818849Wow what a shithole
>>33818843She's hot and you're not
>>33818858legal in basically all of Europe too including Poland
>>33818853don't worry about that, all of the women will flee anyway, that's kind of the point I believe.
The bums who ruin my break time literally don't care what is on the TV. It just has to be on. This fat greasy creature was just sitting there watching the Jennifer Hudson show. Just staring at the screen with no expression like he's barely alive. I don't see why I should have to share a break room with these people.
>>33818862Im fucking with you, loser.
Morte et dabo
I'm hiding all these grotesque images, but I absolutely do support the death penalty for everyone involved in an abortion now. Just purely evil and there's no excuse for it.
>>33818849>>33818868>>33818872It's not that they do it. But the lack of remorse.
>>33818878You want to give one in five women in America the death penalty? Based?
>>33818882No, just going forward. I don't want to go back and prosecute people for things that weren't illegal at the time. But yes I think abortion should be totally banned and punishable by death for both the mother and the doctor.
>>33818824Some men (not me obviously, I'm merely asking out of curiosity) like to kiss and lick feet. Do women enjoy that? I mean, do you find it arousing to feel a tongue sliding through your toes and soles?
>>33818885What about the man who put the unwanted seed in the mother's vajayjay?
>>33818878can i have sex with these women before the death penalty ?
>>33818893If it was rape, or if he was a conspirator in the abortion, then he should be executed as well.
how do women know if a man is a gooner? i dont mean the shower allergic hermits, i mean your regular nice guy on the street.
>>33818878You have brain rot
>>33818898You want death penalty for rape? How can you prove it isn't a false accusation?
Pretty shit Atoga today
>>33818902I only want death penalty if it is proven beyond a reasonable doubt. That's the only way I'd want any punishment for any crime at all. If you're not 100% sure someone did something, they shouldn't be found guilty at all.
>>33818902Now there is suddenly concern and nuance
>>33818905Then all abortions will be medical intervention so no one gets the death penalty
>>33818905>100% sureHow do you prove there was no consent? Even if it's in public and she's screaming "rape!!!" they could've agreed on it beforehand. It's called CNC and it's a common fetish for women.
>vegan abortion schizo is backOk but what is your goal with this one, general demoralization and pog farming in the name of Russia?
>>33818913he smells like nativeanon
>>33818913>this is a recurring character The writers were on crack with this one
>>33818911You are creepy
what should you do as a man if i marry and my wife refuses to have sex as much as i like? maybe due to low libido
>>33818911If you can't prove something beyond a reasonable doubt then there should be no punishment. At least not from the state.
>>33818885Yeah abortion abolishinist organizations agree the laws shouldn't be retroactive, it is what it is I guess they might be able to escape
>>33818927Abolitionist
>>33818924low libido is not a thing, there is always a reason and the reason is always that something in her life isn't how it should be so her body has decided to shut down wanting to get pregnantmake sure she has what she needs and wants and you should be good to go (this includes things like you being desirable and her feeling pretty, no financial stress, being healthy etc - consult pic rel)keep in mind that for her to feel like procreating she has to feel like these things are still going to be available reliably five years from now
>>33818936In safety there's no gun what a gay artist
>>33818903Femanons lurking, I guess.Schizos were in the last thread, so...
>>33818939I've been off my meds for years
>>33818939You aren’t any better than the gore posters. Quite frankly the world would be better if you people weren’t in it
>>33818924just love her? wtf? masterbate together? maybe TRY to build a romantic, fun and intimate atmosphere.
>>33818944too bad cuck you pay for my welfare keep going to work
>>33818936so her having low libido would be my fault and what i should do is make give her ideal mating conditions or something? and this will guarantee sex most of the time and if no sex would be my fault
>>33818947I doubt that considering I don’t have a job and I don’t live in your hickville
>>33818944I just posted the first time.You're off your meds if you think everyone here is has been the same person(s) in the last thread.I don't have enough crayons to explain how stupid you sound, either.
>>33818950Pissbaby
>>33818947He's just mad he hasn't gotten his daily dose of CP.Ignore the freak.
>>33818957Who exactly do you think I am
>>33818828isn't there like a rule about posting gore on a blue board?
>>33818957That's how jannies get paid?
>>33818961Yep. Report
>>33818961it's not gore you're just spoiled and sheltered
How would you know or not if someone on 4chan is stalking you?
>>33818972Says the literal welfare baby
>>33818961yes. you can report it for nsfw, off topic, or guro. most of that person's posts fall under those 3 categories.
Women (and men too if you want), should i wear an entirely all black suit? or should i at least wear white for the inner shirt?
>>33818976you must have a fake job if it's not safe for your workplace
>>33818961It's just a clump of cells
What workout could I do to avoid hurting my lower back everytime I pickup a girl?
>>33818980i advise you to stop posting off topic
>>33818979All black suit always looks like shit.
>>33818980I see why your father left
>>33818888Well, feet are an erogenous zone.
>>33818979All black is really bad. Mostly black is bad.
>>33818903demoralization bait brigade is out in full force. best to just ignore and report the rule breaking posts.
What is it that causes such rampant narcissism among chronically online people?
>>33818824women do you imagine male anons as ugly, attractive, or somewhere in the middle? does it depend on the image they use? or their vocabulary or personality for instance?
>>33819002i don't think about them that much
>>33818903What else to expect when tradcucks and poltards run rampant?
>>33818824men do you imagine femanons as ugly, attractive, or somewhere in the middle? does it depend on the image they use? or their vocabulary or personality for instance?
>>33819014They’re ugly on the inside and that’s what matters.
>>33819013We all know it's you spamming, Cuckworm.
women how often do you think about penis?
>>33819014I imagine them being cute usually. Unless they're feminists.
>>33819018She ain’t gonna add you back
>>33818977omg it migu
>>33819002I dont really think about it
>>33819012>>33819026women are so boring
>>33819020Usually never
>>33819021You know for sure this guy is ugly
>>33819014I imagine them as cute. Or rather, I talk to them as if they're cute. I don't really have an image in my head unless they post a pic or describe themselves.
>>33819028>neverYou need to be more horny
>>33819027Men are so dramatic
What causes male thread regulars to be way more schizoy and stalkerish than the females?
Why do men expect a 9/10 woman when they themselves are like 3/10? It's lunacy.
>>33819036I watch porn when I’m horny
>>33819039They're more relaxed and comfortable with acting unhinged, esp cause it's anonymous. Men act out on their obsessions more too.
>>33819038At least dramatic is interesting, Mrs. Apathy
>>33819039Misogyny and fatherless
>>33819041Not me. I expect mutual Dependancy, extreme jealousy and 2/10 body and face. Just no nose ring.
>>33819039Women go to therapy, men go to 4chan
>>33819044>They're more comfortable with making everyone else feel uncomfortableMen have no empathy.
>>33819045Your bickering is boring
>>33819050What are women who go to 4chan?
>>33819001What do you define as the narcissistic traits among chronically online people
>>33819042I have a friend who admitted she get off watching porn videos of men jerking off, to get her self of. I asked her is she wanted to see me jerk off. She said no!! Feelsbadman
>>33819054Perpetual victims
>>33819052>bickering Why femanons always so uptight? God get the stick out your ass and be a little whimsical for once in your life
>>33819051I mean, I'm a guy who doesn't do that. You could say the only reason I understand them is with empathy. If you asked the question, wouldn't that you or the person don't have empathy too if you couldn't answer it? Isn't that sorta flawed thinking in general?
>>33819056Self obsession, devaluation of others, mythologizing their own internet presence, claims of great movement and works, and emotional instability
>>33819054Less schizo
>>33819057>I asked her is she wanted to see me jerk off
>>33819057Yeah I get it. I want to watch baseball, not you throwing a ball.
>>33819057HOLY KEKS
>>33819039Stalking femanons is encouraged as a game in itself, which leads to some guys getting a bit too into it
>>33819062>mythologizing their own internet presencewhat are examples of that? everything else is standard narcissism
>>33819059If you don’t think about men you are not whimsical?
>>33819070I don't think anyone stalks me. (If you are and reading this though, give me a sign)
>>33819060Understanding another person's perspective alone doesn't make you empathetic. You're still a dick if you understand what makes someone uncomfortable but still choose to do it or let it happen when someone else does.
A big part of the “words are violence” propaganda is to get us numb to real violence
>>33819072I see it a lot with false flagging, the shapeshifter posters do this where they just pretend to be someone else. Like ENTJ, he mythologized his own faggotry by constantly false flagging about himself, qt as well
>>33819082Oooh, that makes sense. Yeah, they also like to samefag to back up their posts. It's very creepy and weird when you notice it.
>>33819066That’s funny, because I like to play baseball but find it really boring to watch!
>>33819085It’s weird that, from what I’ve seen, this isn’t a function of 4chan. People are just sick
>>33819074
>>33819087Yeah, I know a guy who had those traits that had tons of Instagram accounts for example and would use them to harass people and mess with them.
So all the threads are dead
>>33819077>Empathy is generally described as the ability to perceive another person's perspective, to understand, feel, and possibly share and respond to their experience.[1][2][3] There are other (sometimes conflicting) definitions of empathy that include but are not limited to social, cognitive, and emotional processes primarily concerned with understanding others.[2][3][4] Empathy is often considered to be a broad term, and can be divided into more specific concepts and categories, such as cognitive empathy, emotional (or affective) empathy, somatic empathy, and spiritual empathy.Understanding people's perspectives and empathy definitely go hand in hand. I don't know what your second sentence has to do with anything when I already said I don't do it, nor does it have to anything with anything I "claimed" against you. And it's not like >let it happen when someone else doesis has anything to do with either of our actions? I was gonna type more stuff, but I seriously don't get how the second sentence is related to anything.
>>33819091It’s widespread. Idk if this is from No Child Left Behind or what have you, but everyone I meet irl is pleasant enough and amiable at the minimum, then online everyone is a raging bitter cunt. It’s ridiculous
>>33819097I think through internet/social media, these people have more means to spread their ill will to others. They always existed but they would be limited to their local communities.
>>33819093And you're next
>>33818824To men and women:I am fat and ugly right now, but I have a lot of free time. I'm working on weight loss and improving my mental state. Should I start dating or wait to feel better about myself? (I've always been insecure even when I was in shape and better looking)
>>33819101Yeah for sure, and in local communities they’d be shunned for their anti social behaviours. Plus people are amiable irl because they have more stake. Makes me wonder if the hyper cunts are the true nature of a person or not
>>33818948yeah, basically ofc there us things out of your control that can ruin her mating instincts, like her getting cancer or so, but most dead bedrooms can be very easily traced back to there not being ideal breeding conditions
>>33819105I think it's easier for them to get away with online because what are the consequences? Even if they get banned they evade the bans a lot, and the negative attention only fuels them more. They can only be ignored.
Why does it take me so long to finish my meals?
>>33819110I’m not even sure what consequences you could enforce on people in this space. I’m quite pro-privacy, so any sort of digital ID makes me sick. But what else would there be? At this point it might be the lesser of two evils. Honestly it might be one of those things where the masses just get to suffer and it becomes a skill issue question
>>33819097>the unpleasant narcs have to rely on online communities to terrorize because irl nobody wants anything to do with them who could have predicted that
>>33819115I am definitely against digital ID just because of a few bad actors. All that can be done is raising awareness about their tactics, identifying and reporting them and ignoring them.
>>33819093Just as according to plan.
>>33818899You can and should just ask dudes you like about their masterbation habits instead of dancing around it. You should know your dude bro is subscribed to bang bros too. Can't be too careful out there.
>>33819118Is it a few bad actors? It feels like a lot of bad actors
>>33818835Special love tv show time
>>33819116As one of those unpleasant narcs occasionally, irl loves me. It’s just incredibly draining due to the social stakes.
>>33819105>Makes me wonder if the hyper cunts are the true nature of a person or notI honestly don't think a person is inherently bad and we're all just a bunch of animals like Joker said. When push comes to shove most people help each other.
>>33819039lack of attention from their mother growing up, then lack of attention anywhere else due to their shit personalities, causes them to seek out negative attention here, because it's ez
>>33819122Yes. I think a few bad people relentlessly post bad stuff. Occasionally good people will too but for the most part, the bad actors are dedicated because they don't have much else going on in their lives
>>33819104No one ever reaches perfection. The prettiest models have insecurities too. No one ever gets over everything unless they're super egotistical or something special. If you got a therapist and are actively improving mental health, same thing I just said. If you're too scared to date, then I'd say it's almost always a good time to make friends. Join stuff, be happy with your life and improve mental health even more.Also, if you're also looking to date a guy who is not fat and ugly, then maybe up your gains first. Kinda unfortunate, but I'm just being real here.GL to you!
>>33819118You know that people aren't going to do that, though. Most of them, I mean.
>>33819130nah, demoralization posters are actually being paid. not a schizopost. hopefully everyone is aware that governments these days pay people to post and propagate narratives on social media
>>33819127This has been my experience as well. >>33819130You think there’s any fix for the bad actors? I mean if you had total control and resources
>>33819126Yeh, but you make an effort though at least, right?
>>33819136the only way to actually do it is censorship / content moderation which is obviously lax here and subject to personal biases.
>>33819136nta Just ignore them. Bullies hate that.THE POWER IS YOURS.
>>33819135>demoralization posters are being paidI trust you, is there any source or intel for this? I'm very curious at what they're focused on spreading. I do know about bots being used>>33819136>any fixYou can only control your own reaction to others. Ignoring and reporting is all you can do.
>>33819137Yeah I do. Life is a confusing thing like that. Pendulum swinging. I talked to a woman today who said she hated being 20 and that being 30 is the greatest point of her life because she actually knows herself now, that felt inspiring
>>33819138Which conflicts with my personal ethos of emancipation, sigh>>33819141>>33819142I know this is the only way but it feels so cringe lol, I always had much more success in school with fists. Not possible online but it makes me angy
>>33819001Lack of real world feedback, maybe? Or that it's easy to not trust a face you can't see that disagrees with you, sort of thing? >>33819062>claims of great movement and worksLol, no one has the real ability to disprove their claims in these cases.
>>33819143>I talked to a woman today who said she hated being 20 and that being 30 is the greatest point of her life because she actually knows herself now, that felt inspiringnta F That was kinda my experience. I mean, I wouldn't put it as flowery as that but at that age I was concerned with stuff that I'm not really now. Or as much. Appearance and boys and stuff like that.
>>33819147>I know this is the only way but it feels so cringe lol, I always had much more success in school with fists.REALLY? That's kinda messed up. I just ignored my bullies after a while and they saw they got no reaction and stopped.
>>33819147How is it cringe? No, honestly.>>33819001The internet has, for better or worse, given everyone the power to voice their opinions.
>>33819150Are you married, or did it just fall away over time?>>33819153Yeah, rural living. I remember the teacher’s straight up apathy for that stuff. Tbh I’m a little surprised you’re surprised lol
>>33819147>Ethos of emancipation
>>33819156It feels cringe because it feels like letting them get away with it. Which I am aware is projection. >>33819158Thanks Gary
>>33819142just read about the russian ops posing as black americans on tumblr, and understand that this was 10 years ago, and imagine the scale that this must be happening now.https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/2056305120961783
>>33819157Nope, single as a pringle. S-sorry. I still have insecurities, don't get me wrong. But they're not taking up my time as much as they used to do.
>>33819147>emancipationTHE SOUTH SHALL RIIIISE AGAAAAIN
>>33819157I grew up in a pretty urban area. And also a girl. That probably has something to do with it.
>>33819160Can we unpack this? Why do you feel the need to police them?
>>33819163Happy for you honestly, and the hopefuel is nice too>>33819168Much more to do with the urban. Women out here fight too. My sisters can beat a man’s ass pretty good
How does a girl crying over you feel?
>>33819161I think the Russians are a little busy dying or protesting nowadays.
Femanon should remember to drink something.
>>33819171This is something I’ve unpacked before, but the gist is that when I was growing up, I felt unfairly persecuted while people around me weren’t for what I perceived as horrible things. It felt as if my failures were harped on and treated much more harshly, so that’s an old attitude + aspects of optimism where I believe anyone can change and become “redeemed”. It’s part revenge against my mom and teachers, part knowing that they’re suffering and wanting to help, part sheer anger issues. I’ll answer if you have any questions
>>33819176thinking this is about "the russians", and not an example of the russian government getting caught doing something that all major governments (and music labels) are absolutely doing, is retarded
>>33819172Thanks, anon. That makes me feel good. I mean, I don't want to sound like I have it all figured out, because I really, really don't, but as you get older your priorities and outlook and stuff should change.
>>33819168>a girlYea but you will NEVER be A girl
>>33819160Howdy friend>>33819173Sad
>>33819182lol
>>33819189I knew you’d have a comment but you’re extremely biased
>>33819182nta you Asian?
>>33819192White
>>33819187:/
i wanna take a fat dick but my pussy is bleeding. life sucks
Born too early to live in an enlightened gender segregated society.Born too late to live when rape was legal if you did it right under the correct loopholes and experience the fruits of patriarchy.Born just in time to complain on /atoga/Yep it's toggin' time.
>>33819158Had a hearty chuckle for this.I'm so easy for poor documentfag. Hahahaha
short men, apparently you live 7 years longer than taller men on average. Does that help make up for it?
>>33819199Is it gonna hurt more? Lots of guys who'll fuck on periods. Or just use a horse cock like jh
>>33819180I'm trying.
>>33819188Sad? Really?
>>33819207no it's just messy and i don't want to deal with it
Brown girls, do you feel undersexualized?
>>33819208Hello, A girl
>>33819204I saw that too. I missed the cut so I only got +5 years Honestly, I bet being in good health will recover some of those years if you're tall
>>33819204Cause they hold hands with big woman that says go to doctor and take care of yourself. Ps
>>33819200I'm kind of doomery too but I still genuinely believe in love despite everything. Turn to Christ if you are that down, go to your local church
>>33819211Get off in the shower and clean it off right after? You could turn on the hot water too, that's always nice
>>33819213Wassup(Plz don't force me to talk to you entj)
>>33819219Why are you fat and not jacked like in that pic.
>>33819223shower sex is so overrated though, like, it's so slippery and i'm so cold when i'm not in the water and as you can tell i just feel like being a whiny little bitch right now but thanks for trying to help anyway
>>33819173I personally really like it.
>>33819182Have you tried some sort of physical outlet? Or journaling?Wanting someone to “redeem” themselves doesn’t mean you need to suffer through their process. Not saying this applies to you but it's interesting how we how sometimes we secretly want to heal others to prove something. Like, “look, I’m better than you now.” Or “see? I did what you couldn’t.” You’re allowed to outgrow people. What would your life feel like if you weren’t always trying to correct the past?
well the cute femanons with cute feet only give me a footjob? x
>>33819213Jk, wanna fuck?
>>33819225It's been one month since I've been forcing myself to the gym. Calm down.
>>33819204Crack and cocaine.
>>33819209Yes, sad. It’s a heartbreaking thing
>>33819232My feet are fat but that makes them extra squishy, if you want.
>>33819212I'm so sick of shit like this. More brown women get married than black women do. Being sexualized means nothing, love is more important and she's a stupid cunt
>>33819219Women why aren't you living this fantasy? It's easy to get buff
>>33819222You know as well as I do that most churches are just for socializing and bake sales.
>>33819228Have been crying over guy since Tuesday.
>>33819241Stay a doomer then I guess
>>33819240I'm toned, isn't that enough? Being buff would honestly make me feel less feminine.
>>33819231Yeah, I do journal when it’s really bad, and physical outlets help too, but I have some bad depression that can really make those hard. I’ve gotten a lot better at dealing with them as they come, and that’s part of why I said that 30+ anon was hopefuel, the sense of self is something I struggled with all my life, and as I approach 30, it seems to be coalescing into a bigger picture. > What would your life feel like if you weren’t always trying to correct the past?I think I’m afraid I would feel small and insignificant. Irrelevant, maybe. Yknow, looking backwards gives you fake power that can feel very real because it’s neither invalid or valid. I do think your example of comparison is a good one, I have had a lot of that as a naturally competitive person, and I take it very hard if I don’t measure up to my personal standards. I’ll think about your question a lot, it feels like a key of some sorts
>>33819240*throws a 35 count of water bottles at your head*
>>33819242wat he do to u
>>33819200Take a chill pill manThe world is not that ugly
>>33819250Why, I don't deserve it
>>33819254Me overthinking. It's alot but I'm not getting into it. I am just feeling really done.
Thoughts on the age gap between Padmé (24) and Anakin (19) in Attack of the Clones?
>>33819248I feel this. Like, if you could just understand why it all went that way maybe you could finally move forward, right? But thinking that way is kinda what keeps you stuck. The idea of NOT constantly trying to correct the past or whatever feels a little scary sometimes. Because then what? Who even am I without the weight of everything I’ve carried, everything I thought I had to make up for? But I honestly think that’s where that sense of self starts to grow. Not in erasing the past but in realizing you don’t HAVE to prove anything. You already ARE, you’re just learning to see it. I can be my own biggest bully if I don’t meet the standards I’ve set, even if no one else would ever think I’ve failed. But I think I'm starting to learn that there’s a difference between ambition and self cruelty. One moves you forward, the other just holds you where you are.
>>33819263sorry bout that :(
>>33819237i dont mind flat feet, as long as its petite and has cute toe nails. you wont mind my cum on them then aha x
>>33819271Not as jarring as Phantom Menace.
i wonder if men realize how cool they are simply being men
>>33819282Did... are you putting me on a pedestal?
>>33819287whats wrong w that?
>>33819276no you arnt, leave me alone.
>>33818824Is there any place on 4 chan I can talk about Kpop?
>>33819276you made your choice.
>>33819288I... I'm not sure I like it. Just being thought of highly for an arbitruary thing I had no control over, I mean.Wait, is this some kinda reverse psychology?
>>3381927124/2 + 7 = 19Acceptable
>>33819274I used to think that if I forced people to see what I see, they’d agree. Then as I got older, I thought I must be horrible if they didn’t see it my way. That created a loooot of toxic resentment towards all kinds of things. > You already ARE, you’re just learning to see it.My therapist showed me this, and I agree. As someone who (annoyingly) loves to ask “why”, asking it about myself was harder than I thought, but I’m glad I did because I do feel more at peace with myself than I ever have. And yeah, you’re definitely right. Self abuse is pointless, whereas accountability is healthy and good. As a hockey player, my example is something like: your guy beat you and scored on you. Self abuse would be “wow I don’t even deserve to be on the ice” whereas accountability is “he beat me, it happens, how do I prevent it”. I think there’s a certain level of addiction when it comes to self abuse and being down in general. For me, it feels empowering because my life circumstances are not empowering, and I think a lot of people are like that. It’s one big mental prison that requires solving to even take a step, one at a time. I appreciate your kindness, you must’ve walked a hard road to cultivate it. Idk about you, but it is terrifying for me to interact with life lol
Obama dih>>33819282Sup
>>33819257Nta but these threads make it feel over
>>33819292right here. anons, gender and favorite kpop band? and bias if you have one
>>33819294huh, wym?
>>33819242Over what?When I say I like a girl crying over me, I like it when its over concern for me or jealousy. But I'm a red flagg attracted to very jealous people so ...
>>33819292music /mu/
>>33819292lgbt board
>>33819299>it feels empowering because my life circumstances are not empoweringnta sorry, I'm just jumping in here. Like an emotional cutter almost?
>>33819310Please don't talk about kpop in bigen. I can't take league of legends kpop anymore.
>>33819313Exactly, yes. It’s a form of catharsis when doing things irl is way too anxiety inducing and scary. It’s also why I spaz on others and say horrible shit. It’s embarrassing and burning those bridges is awful, but I eat that cost because it’s my fuck up
It was a tough day because I missed anon; anon was on my mind all day I love you, anon :*
>>33819294How arbitrary
>>33819292>>>/mu/
>>33819295lol no ur thinking too much into it, i just think men are reallyreally really great and cool and awesome
>>33819307Im super jealous of someone new hes talking to and just 'over' feeling bummy and thinking about the situation. Very upset, but I undertstand I can't make him feel any type of way - so I am accepting, been crying. I didn't drive by his house or blow up his phone , but I have been a mess.
>>33819320I don't see how anyone can talk about anything on /mu/.
>>33819242>>33819328Damn that's pretty hot, I wish I had a girl like that
>>33819299I totally get what you mean about the addiction” to self abuse. There’s this weird comfort in being the one who hurts you first because at least you have control over it. I love your hockey example. That kinda self awareness is a hard mindset shift. Especially when your (mine) default is to see mistakes as proof that you’re unworthy instead of just part of being human I guess.Thank you for saying that, that’s really kind of you. I don’t think kindness just appears, I think it's sometimes carved out of some kind of pain. I've had my road but we all do really. It’s been rough in spots but going forward lets you see more of the scenery. Reminds me of that bit from Batman Begins. "Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
>>33819299>it is terrifying for me to interact with life lolnta you still do it though, right? A little bit? That takes a lot of strength.
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>>33819338Thanks for helping me feel not alone with this. I’m sorry and also grateful? It’s all about mindset now, to keep moving forward, and I hope you keep moving too, you’re a good soul and I wish you the best. If I can recommend something, The Loser by Thomas Bernhard was really helpful for feeling good in my skin>>33819341Yeah, I do, and I want to, despite the fear and anxiety. I don’t want to be defined by my past inasmuch as it’s crippling. I appreciate the kind words, you guys really help
>>33819322Oh, well... I joke and talk shit about a lot of stuff but I genuinely think most women are really great and cool too.
>>33819333That’s the fun part, you don’t!>t. /gg/ veteran
>>33819328Are you guys broken up, just friends, or dating?
>>33819258You tell women to be meek and small on purpose. I'm just ignoring that because I feel like it.
women be like "I love penis!" LMAO
>>33819363Whatta bunch of gaylords
>>33819349Kek, welcome back after the ban anon
>>33819363I like a man that has a good penis.
>>33819333It's no worse than /adv/, just pick whatever thread you like>>>/mu/128120428>>>/mu/128119938>>>/mu/128119406>>>/mu/128118838>>>/mu/128117752
>>33819362No we don't, atoganons want strong women
my gf gets ‘jealous’ about me jerking off (no porn). since she found out i jerk off occasionally she keeps asking when i did it for the last time and wanting to make me coom more ‘so you don’t need to jerk off anymore today’. she hasn’t said anything about not liking it but i can tell from how she acts she isn’t a fan.what’s the big deal ladies?
>>33819368>5 threadstogabros... they are like us
>>33819370Have more sex with her faggot.
>>33819370ive never been in a relationship but i wouldnt care if my partner masturbated, porn or not. shes probably just insecure, is she fat or flat?
>>33819370Thats hot.
>>33819370And why aren't you having more sex with her? Why do you masterbate? With a gf in proximity? Does she masterbate?
>>33819350>The Loser by Thomas BernhardThanks, anon. I haven't read that one. I'll look into it. Bittersweet: How Sorrow and Longing Make Us Whole by Susan Cain really helped me.
>>33819370and that's how slowly but surely she becomes indispensible in your life, because even to jerk off you need her permission kek
>>33819385I hope you enjoy it, I’ll read your book rec tonight too. And, I’ve been struggling a lot recently, thanks for talking to me and genuinely asking these things, it helped me a lot
>female online friend tells me she is sad and feels down>joke to her, she should masturbate to feel better>"I am not ovulating">mfw she only masturbates when she is ovulatingHow common is this among women?It sounds insanely depressing to me.Most of the women I was into and got to know better had a much higher sex drive than her.
>>33819394Not common at all lol
>>33819374she has the pretty much the ideal female body but she’s insecure yeah>>33819373>>33819383we don’t live together. we have sex basically every time we see each other (4/5 times a week), sometimes skipping a day. she masturbates herself too and i do it mainly as stress relief>>33819378i agree
Where do I meet clingy gf
time for me to cum brb ladies let me bust one out
>>33819394Doesn't mean she isn't having sex all the time
>>33819403It did.
>>33819399Same place where you get a horse gf, at the glue factory
>>33819406When asked women usually declare that they've had sex within the last 1-2 months
>>33819410Not relevant to this case and your statement.
Females, have you ever had sex with more than 1 man in a 24 hour period?
>>33818878same for rapist's
>>33819400Take your time
>>33819394Autism? No, I'm serious. I have poor interoception and only really notice being horny when I'm at my hormonal peak.
do men also sit on a tshirt in bed when masturbating or do they actually just cum on their own stomach?
I'm hungry
>>33819426Tiolet for me.
I want a husband
>>33819426The latter. And then I wipe it off with a tissue.
>>33819426i cum inside my foreskin and then let it drop onto a cum rag i have because i know i will regret the clean up which will be compounded by post nut clarity
>>33819432nta but isn't there still... residue?
>>33819426i thought women were aware of the crusty sock
>>33819431Someday
>>33819424>Autism? No, I'm serious.She had some mental issues and a shitty upbringing, so it's possible that was at play too. No autism though.>>33819426Tissues, fleshlight, shower.ON skin would be a terrible idea, since it's so sticky and hard to get rid of.
>>33819431>I want a husbandYou can't have mine.
>>33819435>i cum inside my foreskin theres that much room? that seems absurd >>33819437i always figured that was just a meme and no actual adult men used such a thing, that can’t be hygienic for ur penis
>>33818973On line or real life? Most likely they aren't, but others who saw your conversation are, the goal is to get you to move in some kind of way for whatever reason. The men in here LIE A LOT, if they got even a taste that they can get you to like their personality in any kind of way, they are going to use their resources to get more information about you. I myself have people take pictures of me in things that i do in fact do. I tested it, and yes, 4chan users are doing something to women, and its most likely has something to do with revenge for the me too movement, as if any of us had anything to do with it. But The men cant grasp for the life of them that the landscape has changed, and digital media is to blame, (they cant lie if caught on video) Then when they try to gaslight, women see how low they are willing to go and drop them. Males cant handle this. Makes for strangers stalking for their friends and then trying to gaslight you later.
>>33819426If my underwear is off, there's something underneath. If it's still on, then that's it. I change my sheets often anyway, but I'm not exactly sweating that much while jacking off
>>33819436Probably, technically. Not significantly.
>>33819427>I'm hungryEat something.
>>33819432>>33819435Wtf is wrong with you people...
>>33819441When
>>33819436Nta, cum is mostly water?
>>33819440>ON skin would be a terrible idea, since it's so sticky and hard to get rid of.nta which is why we generally don't like getting facials.
>>33819443>I myself have people take pictures of me in things that i do in fact do.What is this sentence?ESL or LLM shit?
>>33819449Cumming on my belly is no worse than getting pre-cum on my hands.
>>33819451Anon... are you a virgin?
>>33819452Cum belongs inside, fully agreed.
>>33819438When
>>33819460Within 3 months, you will meet the man you will marry.
>>33819452Hate when it gets in my hair. Ruins my entire day.
>>33819431What's stopping you from going out tomorrow, meeting a guy and dating him until you get officially married?
>>33819461Really? Don't fuck with me
>>33819440nta was she taught that that was somehow wrong or shameful?
The Anna’s Archive tagline says “preserved forever”, I bet the Alexandrian librarians thought the same thing
>>33819458No, I've touched cum. Water based things don't tend to stain skin if wiped off? Oil will leave stuff. Not wiping anything off always leaves a residue, but that doesn't matter.
>>33819452>>33819463disgusting whores
>>33819467I don't think so.
>>33819464>meeting a guyThat
>>33819464How fast do you think relationships work, anon? :/
>>33819442well you have to grip it tightly close them hard, practice really>>33819449whats wrong with that lol, i love to cum not cum just the action of cumminng
>>33819466Yes, really. I asked the cards and they say what’s stopping you from your dreams is feeling trapped in your own negative emotions. When you are liberated, you will meet him
>>33819470Hey, we finally found something that gives anon the ick.
>>33819474>>33819473Do it online then.
>>33819431Yet you reject the balding, fat, short guy. Curious!
>>33819473But guys are everywhere>>33819474I've never had a relationship but I've had sex so pretty fast. I've seen some people get married in 2-3 years
>>33819476What you are doing is insanely autistic and weird.
>>33819479Not being willing to take facials?
>>33819478How do I liberate myself>>33819480Tried that>>33819481Not true>>33819482>But guys are everywhereThe ones who go out at the same time as me don't like me
>>33819450Check your DMs
Women, Would you say that:My choice to call you cute has offended you?You have power, there are people who depend on you?That you're not mad, there's a difference, you're angry? And now we all think you're unhingedBut wind her up and this honeybee stings?
>>33819478>I asked the cards... are you being sarcastic or...
If you met a person who is your personal 10/10 in terms of looks and personality traits, but you don't want to really get close to them/date them for various reasons such as having a lifestyle that is way too different, how do you prevent feeling like you've ""settled"" in any relationship afterwards? I don't mean it in the sense where you feel like you're better than others, but more like being sad at the possibility that your future hypothetical partner won't be as attractive to you as this person you randomly met and got to know somewhat and who is still the most attractive person who you've met.
Women, how did you feel when you walked in on your boyfriend having a big gay homosexual orgy with a bunch of short, nude Mexican men wearing nothing but leather belts and sombreros?
>>33819486>liberateWith ambition and courage. You have to take risks to get to where you want to be. You can do it, but it’ll be inward. Don’t be afraid of new perspectives and change.
>>33819426Envelop it with paper towels or TP and then hump.
>>33819426I cum into a toilet. Any other option when I'm by myself is stupid, unless I'm using an onahole, which I haven't in years.
>>33819490No, I asked my tarot deck when you’d get a husband and that’s what it said
>>33819491>If you met a person who is your personal 10/10 in terms of looks and personality traitsF This may be bitchy but this has never happened to me.
>>33819484ok bro so whats the reddit certified way to do it?
>>33819271>Thoughts on the age gap between Padmé (24) and Anakin (19) in Attack of the Clones?People's ages in those movies are all over the place. We're supposed to believe Padme was just 14 in the first film? And Queen of Naboo is an *elected* position - what the fuck were people thinking electing a 14 year old to govern the planet? Then there's Obi-Wan who is apparently 25 in the first film, but acts younger. But if he's 25 then, that makes him only 57 in Episode IV, and that makes no sense at all - everyone is constantly going on about how old he is: "I'm getting too old for this sort of thing", "where did you dig up that old fossil?!", "your powers are weak, old man", and so on. As for Padme and Anakin, it's very hard to swallow a sophisticated woman in her mid 20s - a galactic senator, no less - falling in love with a moody, immature teenager who doesn't like sand.
>>33819486Are you the femanon who posts about this every other night while being vague?
Do only autistic men masturbate? This sort of perverted and inappropriate behavior does not seem like the kind of thing that good and normal guys do.
>>33819495ur the second or third anon who replied to me saying they do it in the toilet, how does that even work? do u masturbate in the bathroom to begin with or do u just get up mid/late masturbation to go cum in ur toilet? sounds inefficient and a sad way to end a good masturbation session
>>33819503Are you trolling?
>>33819491I don’t know, both because I don’t think 10/10 is a real concrete thing, and I don’t think about paths involving others like that. Seems like a maturity gap
>>33819501F I get that a woman of privilege would fall for a "bad boy". It's almost the Titanic thing.
>>33819426I'd be much warmer and much happier with a belly (button) full of seed.
>>33819429>>33819495What's the process for this? Do you do it the whole time in the bathroom? Do you get up when you're close? Do you squeeze it shut and hobble over?
>>33819503yet it's normal for women to get railed out of wedlock every weekend...
>>33819426Glad I’m a leaker and not a shooter
>>33819504I go to the bathroom when I get close to orgasm. It's just quick and efficient.
>>33819417No. haven’t had any sex
>>33819506No, I am not a trickster creature from Nordic mythology.
>>33819504nta but I work it into my morning routine, so to speak. Or, you know, shower.
>>33819503Bruh
>>33819498Dw idk how that could be bitchy. Maybe it's just semi forced prolonged contact with someone you find super attractive but still not wanting to date them. I moved away now so there is no contact anymore but I feel like this "crush" I still have is just not going away ngl.
>>33819491No sane person would ever do this.
>>33819511See >>33819514.
Erm, I would be much more comfortable if it were a POC woman doctor doing my assessment, thanks.
>>33819394Not common. It kinda sounds like a guy larping as a woman. Did you make up the story?
>>33819520What? Attraction isn't something you "do" or choose to get, anon
>>33819493What about the risks I've already taken>>33819502No
>>33819513I sometimes wonder if I have a chronic infection or some sort of obstruction in my cum tract since sometimes it feels like trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle when I coom.
>>33819519Well, I mean, you guys are always going on about how we have unrealistic standards...
>>33819508>Seems like a maturity gapFair lol
>>33819523NtaThat happened to me, she was my first and then let me on read for 6 months until she asked for sex again
>>33819518we men win in everything are foids even trying?
>>33819526For me it’s a question of arousal, and fapping is like peeing or eating food to me. When I’m actually horny I shoot rope
>>33819524You are in charge of how you feel. Your feelings are a choice. If you have chosen to feel attracted to someone who doesn't like you back or who nothing will happen with, you should make the choice to stop feeling that way.
>>33819516I've never heard of nordic mythological trolls being trickster creatures. But you certainly are one.
>>33819526nta unironically, what's your peeing situation like?
>>33819523No.
>>33819522I had a black woman fondle my balls lately. She found my vas deferens easily, and she'll be giving me a vasectomy soon.
>>33819527I didn't specify any gender there tho why're you getting mad at me.
>>33819509I feel like bad boys probably don't mind sand, though.
>>33819525>NoOh you are just another one then.Boring.
>>33819532Anon, can you choose to not feel hungry or something? Because that sounds like INTERNET TOUGH GUY to me.
>>33819525Says that you have to balance your risk taking. Seems like the risks have to come from facing yourself and your demons and remembering how to feel playful and happy, because you are very rigid
>>33819534It varies. I have some good days where I only need to piss once or twice, but when I'm in certain situations (airport/airplane or movie theater) I end up having to get up and piss an unusual amount.
>>33819532I mean I have now cut contact so I hope the attraction/crush or whatever goes away, but this has been going on for some time now so I'm afraid of the chance that maybe I never stop remembering them even if I try`?
>>33819526LMAO
>>33819529Damn she ovulated once every 6 months
>>33819540>can you choose to not feel hungryIt's called learning to cook.
>>33819537I didn't think I was.
>>33819540>Anon, can you choose to not feel hungry or something?Yes. You should not let yourself become addicted to food or water.
why are men SO LOUD?your footsteps are loud, you sneeze loud, you piss loud, you talk loud, you laugh loud, you cough loud, everythings loud.not exactly complaining, i know its not on purpose, but my goodness i dont understand how you guys manage to not overstimulate yourselves
>>33819530Generally, foids are more into multitasking instead of doing one thing very good
>>33819538Nah, man, sand fucks up my car. I fucking hate sand.
>>33819538The legendary swordsman Anakin Skywalker was a bad boy and he very much minded sand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-5DNJyJA4k
>>33819491>If you met a person who is your personal 10/10 in terms of looks and personality traits, but you don't want to really get close to them/date them for various reasons such as having a lifestyle that is way too different,This makes no sense.Then they weren't my 10/10.Didn't read the rest, since the first half was already exceptionally moronic.
>>33819545NTA but this obsession with ovulation is virgin shit
>>33819549okay im staying quiet during sex then
>>33819540>Can't choose not to feel hungrySee, this is why you are nearly 100 pounds overweight.
>>33819549I'm not loud. In fact, quit women have asked me to speak up.
>>33819549This is why I always make sure before deciding on a place to live that my upstairs neighbor isn't a man (and preferably not a family either). Rn I have a quiet cat lady upstrairs neighbor, it was like living in hell before when there used to be 2 guys upstairs.
>>33819541>Seems like the risks have to come from facing yourself and your demonsWhat do you meanWhy am I rigid? I've pushed myself against my own limits but it's never gone well
>>33819549>your footsteps are loudWomen walk around WAY fucking louder at home.Just EXTREME HEEL BUMPING all the fucking time.
>>33819549>your footsteps are loudI like to think mine aren't.>you sneeze loudFeels more satisfying that way.>you piss loudSo do women.>you talk loudPeople often ask me to speak up.>you laugh loudTo emphasise my mirth.>you cough loud...
>>33819558thats cause ur a gay man not a normal one
>>33819542>I have some good days where I only need to piss once or twiceYou should be peeing more than that in a day. You need to drink more water. Unironically, do you have autism or ADHD?
>>33819550jenny of all trades master of none?
>>33819546Oh, a wise guy, eh...
>>33819560I think you’re pushing in the wrong area. When you say against your own limits, that sounds more like an artificial limitation that is still within the realm of comfort. What I’m saying is to find comfort in discomfort and let yourself go. Whatever it is that’s holding you back from meeting your husband is internal, and I don’t know you, you do.
>>33819549Women piss so much more loudly than men and it's not even close.
>>33819553I guess it does sound weird lol. I mean that you find them a 10/10 in terms of physical looks and personality traits as well, but you also recognize that you couldn't have the same lifestyle and it wouldn't work out. Lots of pure attraction, but the compatibility seems low essentially.
>>33819564Yes, ADHDer. I drink water before bed and after waking up but usually have to pee immediately when I do.
>>33819563No, I'm superstraight unfortunately.
>>33819548Ok, Immortan Joe.
>>33819569It works both literally and metaphorically.
>>33819562>>33819571in what world do women piss louder than men? they sit when pissing, meaning they’re closer to the toilet bowl, meaning it'll inherently be quieter
>>33819554Mhm. It’s weird when guys pretend we talk about this with them
>>33819578The piss sound is drowned out by their fat thighs covering the bowl
>>33819557Anon, you should know that most overweight people don't eat because they're hungry. It's usually a coping mechanism.
i wanna cum inside my foreskin and let it airdrop onto a femanons face instead of my cumrag now
>>33819581not with the gap in the back of the seat?
>>33819582>It's a coping mechanism. Then stop coping.
>>33819570Wouldn't that internal limitation also just be artificial? I mean I push myself to go on dates and give chances to any guy who shows interest even though I don't like going out or dating. But nothing has worked out or they just take advantage of me
>>33819580I have never once heard a girl tell me she was ovulating or needed to be ovulating to be horny so coming to Atoga and seeing the ovulation obsession is bizarre
>>33819571HEY! We don't have a hose.
>>33819578>in what world do women piss louder than men?In the one I live in, apparently. It reverberates in the bowl and carries far outside the bathroom. Or something, idk.
>>33819564The issue is rather the opposite, I pee a shit ton after drinking either water or coffee and am less inconvenienced when I drink almost no beverages. Makes me wonder if I have mild chronic prostatitis or some shit like that, but could just be health anxiety.
>>33819586Yeah, but it doesn’t feel artificial to you. It is though. >I don’t like going out or dating How do you normally meet guys? Here’s a thought and I could be off: do you feel like you have to meet cute?
>>33819578women piss with more pressure and strength, simple.
>>33819578I sit when I pee as a man. More importantly, pee doesn't make noise as it exits the dick. When women pee, you can hear the wsshh sound as it comes out their urethra. Men don't make that sound.
>>33819573Really? I was just... ok, you may unironically have some hypersensitivity, especially in stressful or overstimulating environments.
>>33819594> When women pee, you can hear the wsshh sound as it comes out their urethra??? this is not a thing wtf
>>33819588True.
>>33819578It's like a SMG vs. a shotgun.
>>33819589This, I've frequented several spaces with mixed-gender multi-stall restrooms and have memories of many late nights shitting out Tuesday Tacos and pissing out gin and tonics in the stall while talking shit and gossiping with the woman in the stall next to mine and you could sometimes barely hear her over the sound of her urinary waterfall.
>>33819576lol
>>33819596Yes it is, what kind of larp are you doing?
>>33819443Online. Some weird stuff has happened to me the past few months that makes me think, I have a dedicated stalker/hater and he may have gotten his friends involved.
>>33819603mine doesn’t make that noise, or at least its not loud enough that ive ever noticed.
>>33819590Ever had a bladder infection?
Anyone else stoked for the new season of Hazbin Hotel and/or the release of Philip Pullman's third and final Book of Dust novel this month?
>>33819591What do you think it is? >How do you normally meet guys?AppsNo, I got over that a while ago
>>33819608I had a UTI back in 2019 right after getting kicked out of the Peace Corps for being too ADHD.
>>33819604Stalkers don't usually involve people they know. Have you considered that you're just paranoid?
thinking about blonde femanons...
>>33819610I think it’s a desperation to escape yourself. Marriage and a man should be additions, not fulfillment. Which, yeah, is not the same as it was 50 years ago, but that is how we are. I think you should aim at being happy with who you are.>AppsMaybe a risk you could take is trying a new hobby that requires socializing. If you can normie it up, you’ll find lots of someones. What kind of guy is your ideal husband? What traits do you look for?
>>33819614Yeh, get your prostate checked, bro.
>>33819615>Stalkers don't usually involve people they knowNot if it's someone that has a vendetta. A guy told me he and his friends would target and harass certain people. It's not outside the realm of possibility. I can be paranoid and still be targeted
>>33819549>why are men so loud>stop being loud>MEN, JUST MAKE A LITTLE SOUND
Man, you guys and your prostates. Sounds like bombs just waiting to explode. What's the medical reason for them breaking?
>>33819616Right? They're like brunette femanons, but less attractive!
>>33819617>I think you should aim at being happy with who you are.I think I am so frustrated because not to be conceited but I do feel happy with myself. I think I could be good for someone, but no one else seems interested. And that makes me doubt anything good or hyperfocus on my flaws. I do a social hobby too but there aren't any single guys there. But I love it
>>33819626its ok to be wrong anon. You'll grow up one day
>>33819620Ok, do you have a lot of enemies then? Someone that would orchestrate something like that?
>>33819624>What's the medical reason for them breaking?Cancer, usually innit?
>>33819631No, I mean, don't they just enlarge as you get older?
>>33819627Are you a zoomer? Our generation are very very afraid of commitment. Try not to take rejection personal, because it’s not. I am curious what your ideal man is, and also what your hobby is. It’s good that you love it, but if it’s not the social ground, you may have to diversify.
>>33819567Kinda, and it's valuable for many jobs, like those that handle multiple calls, children, patients, animals, etc.
>>33819626anyone can be brunette, blond is exclusive and great genes. hence why you see many fake blondes in the wild
Brunettes won. It’s just classier and not as slutty as being a bl*nde.
>>33819633So I've heard. But I've also heard that about noses.
>>33819635So male jobs are basically just lifting heavy shit?
>>33819640Moids like working with thingsFoids like working with people
>>33819616Then why did you post her
>>33819634Yes. But I don't believe that. I know so many zoomers in committed relationships. I have an ideal man but I've also fallen for guys who were nothing like that. The hobby is pottery and I made friends through it but nothing else has developed
>>33819635>handle multiple phones this is a job? women are good at multitasking different cocks though. in gangbangs for eg
>>33819640In the same sense that female jobs are basically just holding peoples hands.
>>33819639Yeh, but a bigger nose is not going to give you a urinary obstruction or anything that serious.
>>33819604NtaAsk one of your friends and family about it. See if they got contacted or something.
>>33819639No, my nose just enlarged after I converted to my ancestral religion of Judaism. Still not sure when I'll be getting access to the space laser or weather machine or the ability to sit among the Elders of Zion.
>>33819645>>handle multiple phones>this is a job?I think it's called secretary
Seems like they are recording women to get a rise out of them to have an excuse to mock them. Then post it on line.https://youtu.be/qdoCIg3-dmEMost likely there's a group out there asking for this to be done to create lolcows
>>33819645>what is a receptionist?
>>33819648>>33819604>tfw horrified at the realization that *I* was a cyberstalker for trying to reach out 2-3 times throughout the years to a woman who ghosted me in 2005 when I was convinced I was e-dating her in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
>>33819491I don't think that's really a 10 if you're not compatible lifestyle wise.
>>33819656Um... how damn old are you?
>>33819646...Touche.
>>33819655Receptionists, Dispatchers, Registrars, Customer Service Reps, sometimes Administrative Assistants and Academic Advisors (Guidance Counselors). This is 100% a job.
>>33819656>2005Just let it go, man...
>>33819630>a lot of enemies thenI wouldn't say so. Just too much of talking to men, they anticipate me being someone who will drop everything to go and be with them and when I explain to them that they're nice but we're not compatible etc, some get mad or maybe want to take revenge even if they take it well.
>>33819653i mean do you consider being a bitch to someone a real job?>>33819655a bitch?
I seek womanly wisdom.My dinner tonight consists of three fried eggs, pickled herring, and some cilantro. As seasoning, is it healthier to put tomato sauce or ketchup on top of all this?
>>33819665You got some kinda online presence then?
>>33819643what?
>>33819648>friends and familyno, it didn't get to the point with any of them to know or figure out my friends and family's contacts. it's more of messing with me on here
>>33819664I did.>>33819659Too old.
>>33819644The thing with committed relationships that I’ve seen in our peers, they’re all just happenstance and circumstance. Never really met a happy zoomer couple before, at least not when I was younger. >potteryA smart man would make a joke about being good with your hands, right? I’m a little surprised, based on everything you’re saying, that you are single. But also, our generation is marrying later. If you can do something for me later, I want you to meditate and see if you can feel the change that I was talking about, whether it’s fear or rage or simply want. I guarantee you won’t be alone for long
womenthoughts on morning wood?
>>33819647Well see, the way evolution works is that it basically only cares what happens to you while you're young enough to procreate successfully. Once you've had your kids and reached the age where they can take care of themselves and start procreating, evolution doesn't give a flying fuck what happens to you.
>>33819669>some kinda online presenceNot really, I don't have standard social media accounts, so that would be more reason for someone to try to find my posts or get into contact with me directly to mess with me
>>33819491>>33819658I also don't really believe in 10's either. There will always be a negotiation for a relationship to make each other comfortable.
What if I told you to shut up and get pregnant
>>33819671>>33819665Are you actually the same anon?!
>>33819667Mental torture is a whole different kind of work, but I can imagine hiring women specifically for that skill too
>>33819675Then why can guys still work it well after the point when they start to have prostate issues?
>>33819681No
>>33819671Bitch no one is stalking you
>>33819667F you mean a dominatrix?
>>33819683Evolution doesn't give a fuck.
>>33819671No one was talking to you, asshole.
>>33819677I originally didn't think like that either but now it does feel possible because I can't seem to get attracted to anyone else even on a superficial physical level, and this has been going on for a while .
thoughts on my disgusting hairy dad bod?
>>33819671I know you'll think I'm trying to gaslight you or whatever but no one from fucking 4chan is trying to stalk you unless you've ever given out personal information on here.
>>33819682By going on 4chan, you are choosing to be mentally tortured. This place is like a free bordello but for mental torture instead of sexy time.
>>33819693the fat part of a dad bod is hotthe hairy part not so much
>>33819693You will be sodomised in prison.
>>33819658I guess I meant 10 in terms of simple attraction. The lifestyle thing also isn't necessarily bad/a red flag but just not for me, so it doesn't feel like it takes away any attraction points even if I wouldn't like it for myself necessarily.
>>33819694>unless you've ever given out personal information on here.see that is the issue
>>33819696You just don't like the idea of a grizzly bear gf
>>33819700nta I don't think a person can ever be a 10/10 in terms of the physical either. You'll always find some little thing to nitpick.
>>33819700Just give up.Your original question was shit.
>>33819703i'd just rather be the hairy one in the relationship,
>>33819701OHWhat did you do, anon...?
What if I schism from the LGBT community and start my own collective that believes in sexual realism? Basically I reject the idea that the answer to gender dysphoria is hormone replacement therapy, and I believe that people would be healthier if they accepted that they can be queer without denying the biological reality of either being XX or XY
>>33819696id look like a plucked chicken without hair hows that appealing lol>>33819699if i ever end up in prison ill superglue by bum before going. Checkmate, suck my cock/
>>33819712Tell me the difference between sex and gender first
>>33819706Honestly I couldn't ever find anything to nitpick, everything seems cute/endearing at worst. I just want this to end and start finding other people attractive again.
>>33819712You what from the LGBT community...?
>>33819712being trans doenst deny being xx or xy, thats why they call themselves TRANSwomen and TRANSmen and not just women and men.
>>33819713obviously some hair would be fine but very sparse. youd be allowed more if youre one of those rare blond anons who also have blond body hair
>>33819715Anon, this is a cycle. You're just going to find another 10/10 that will end horribly. You need to work on your self esteem first.
>>33819712I suspect that this school of thought is already a part of LGBTQWERTY+
>>33819713>if i ever end up in prison ill superglue by bum before going. Checkmate, suck my cock/What you described is very similar to a torture method known as "The Boat" that was allegedly used in Ancient Persia.
>>33819712>Basically I reject the idea that the answer to gender dysphoria is hormone replacement therapy, and I believe that people would be healthier if they accepted that they can be queer without denying the biological reality of either being XX or XYThat's what I've been trying to say all along. But nobody cares to listen.Trans people and their allies seem to have this attitude that>If you're not with us you're against us.
>>33819716That anon is going to create the LGBT community's version of the 95 Theses, but since that anon is talking out of his ass it will be the 95 Feces.
>>33819727>95 ThesesWhy can't you cunts just talk normally...
>>33819712I could be wrong but gay isn't the same as trans, right?
>>33819729Kekkkk
>>33819604You most likely were put on a list. If you are put on a online list for something that pissed off a male, they are gonna come out of the wood work then make you afraid to talk to the people that were trying to tell you, but now you're stuck because now you have a very rational (as in yeah, that is set up to do exactly what it did to you) fear of the only people who can bare minimum tell you what might be going on with you.
>>33819720It hasn't happened to me ever before (and obviously not after since this is still going), so I doubt that. And very soon I also realized that even if I decided to pursue, it'd never be a balanced relationship. But I do agree about the self esteem point, I don't like my own personality and find it shitty lol.
Reminder that men taking steroids is literally a form of gender-affirming hormone therapy.
>>33819729I'm sorry you missed that day in History class.
>>33819736no tf it isnt
>>33819736Redpill
>>33819736See also: hair transplants, leg lengthening surgeries, penis extension surgeries and boner pills.
>>33819735>But I do agree about the self esteem point, I don't like my own personality and find it shitty lol.Which is why you think every girl is a 10/10. Or at least way above you.
>>33819737>History class.Oh it is just some christcuck shit.
Women my balls and groin are super sweaty and moist and they desperately need to be licked clean. Please lend me your tongues. If things wait any longer I may get a rash.
>>33819739nta but it totally is.
>>33819746they literally arent, u can’t just label shit onto ppl that already exist before the labels
>>33818835Same as any other woman, since you're all retarded.
>>33819736Makes sense.
>>33819734Can you tell me more about the types of things they do? I want to know
>>33819741Red pill communities are made up of scared little closeted gay boys who are too scared to express their feelings that they want to jerk each other off.
>>33819743I don't though, I'm rarely attracted to people. I have only ever met one person who is a 10/10 for me.
>>33819751Another redpill, I can’t possibly swallow this many
>>33819745>If things wait any longer I may get a rash.You ruined it. It was a perfectly schlickable hornypost, and you had to ruin it with that last bit. Thanks for nothing.
>>33819742My doctor has been trying to get me to buy boner pills for years, literally every time I come in she's like "want some boner pills?" I got a vasectomy last year after having too many kids and she literally asked if I wanted boner pills afterwards, like lady if I need a vasectomy do I need boner pills? She must get a kickback or something.
I miss being able to speed
>>33819719nah i got dark coarse hair and thicker than your bush>>33819722Scaphism? interesting google search, you research about torture techniques a lot btw? asking for a friend
>>33819724That's part of the issue, yeah. Male trannies seethe and rage any time people mention women's rights or feminism without specifically including trannies too. The LGB is good, the T is not.
>>33819750A lot. but Cant talk to much, been there done that, know better then to "play" with male emotions. I keep telling other women to stop playing with them, it never works. Like I've said before, i have stopped "saving" women. There are lessons That unfortunately, Must be learned the hard way.
>>33819673Okay I'll try it, thank you. I've tried meditating before but I usually get freaked outI'm not a catch by any means. but I'm nice and normal. And I've met plenty of older people who are nice and normal and never met anyone either. So who knows
>>33819762Oh, no. I never "played" with any of them.
ladies you ok with guys who fuck trannies up their bum? are they straight to you if he doesnt bottom or suck cock and would you date him? ok thats more one question lol
>>33819712That already exists in the LGBT drama mill. Particularly intertwined with conversations on nonbinaries.
>>33819764Nice and normal is more than enough for the right man. I believe in you anon
>>33819742Calling hair transplants "gender affirming care" is so retarded. It's MALE pattern baldness! A man undoing his male hair loss isn't affirming gender.
>>33819762This sounds like some r9k and discord shit.
>>33819765Doesn't matter in the sense that some kind of way you hurt some guys feelings. That ego, .. Stay away from it.
>>33819770Yeah, I was the anon he was applying to and I definitely wasn't involved with anything like that
>>33819770Carry on anon, best wishes.
>>33819762How did you escape Gioyc?
>>33819777Who is he?
>>33819760>Scaphism? interesting google search, you research about torture techniques a lot btw? asking for a friendTrying to write a draft of a historical novel led me down some pretty weird hallways.
>>33819779Can’t tell you that or I’ll get fired. Let’s pretend this never happened *slides you a 20*
>>33819777I never "escaped" men just know i know better than to play with them. I know that scrawny bitch ass 14 year old really disabled weeeeek ass little boy can knock me the fuck out.
>>33819773>>33819776>>33819777I feel left out, but I think that's ok.There is only one anon who would ever want to stalk me, but I would just laugh into their face if I found out about it.
>>33819784That’s nice honey, but Gioyc needs your posts, Atoga is just fine.
>>33819780what history era are you writing you on, i love historical fiction
>>33819783>>33819784>>33819786>>33819788I don't even know what's going on anymore lol
>>33819788Be free anon, i apologize if i hurt you in any way. It was not my intention.
Could go for some crackers rn. Shame about not having any.
>>33819790Have another drink.
>gf sends me some fucking reel>some twitter bullshit screencap I cba reading whatever>some e girl looking tranny on it and some politician>whatever, press like because im midway eating and watching a north korea documentary>anon WHY did you like that>what?>gf is now annoyed at me for seemingly 0 reasonbecause you sent it to me you fucking retard and I didn't care to analyse it in detail, stop fucking harrassing me. Fucking women pmo just let me watch my DPRK doc in peace ffs
>>33819793It’s strange that you only capitalize the first word in each sentence. You should stop doing that.
>>33819757Please for the love of God I need to be licked. I'm begging you. I need it. Please, you're beautiful, you're so gentle and kind and your tongue is so soft. I'm a retard and your smart. I'm an idiot and you're amazing. I'm literally helpless on my own. Please spoil me, please, lick me clean like a mama lion. I need it, please, I'll do anything.
>>33819790Some femanon said thinks she is being stalked on 4chan.Some other anon was being all shady and starting about gangstalling basically.I (not OP femanon) said that sounds like r9k and discord shit and can only think of one person who'd stalk me, who I'd laugh at for it though.
>>33819797Hahah, she got you!
>>33819790Using my powers of perception, I am doing a little bit of trolling
Good luck women.Im out, stop humoring male humor, but stay away from that ego, it controls the internet.
Men, would it be a dealbreaker if you found out your partner, afab, was a furry?
>>33819692You're oneitising and should stop yourself if you want to be attracted to other people.
>>33819808probably not
>>33819808Would you put on cat ears, a tailplug and act like a fuckpuppy?Then it's fine.If you put on a fucking fursuit, that's not fine.
Would you rather be a celiac or lactose intolerant? State gender.
>>33819768I hope so
>>33819803Im fucking seething, stupid fucking bint has ruined my egg sandwhich and my relaxed friday night and my documentary>WRONG ANSWER I PUNISH U NOW!fuck RIGHT off
>>33819808No. I've dated a furry and it wasn't an issue. Using terms like "afab" is stupid though, just use "actual woman" instead.
>>33819813>Would you put on cat ears, a tailplug and act like a fuckpuppy?thats just petplay/ normie catgirl shit, which isnt furry.
>>33819813I'm friends with a former classmate of mine who does this as her OnlyFans gimmick. Sometimes she posts promos of her in this type of cosplay on her other socials. I think it's pretty cool desu.
>>33819679
>>33819820I don't care.>>33819821Ok.
>>33819769look if every retarded teenage girl who thinks she's a boy because she doesn't want to wear dresses can get testosterone shots and hairplugs why not give it to random losers?
>>33819817i used afab cause you can be afab and not be awoman
>>33819820One thing I always wondered about was why the gay pup mask scene is so stigmatized when this shit is encouraged in the straight community by the same people who condemn the gays for wearing pup masks and tails.
State gender. What is your opinion of furries? Has a fursuit and an OC and goes to cons and all that.
>>33819825Hair transplants aren't for "random losers" though, they are paywalled at over 10K (USD) a pop and often involve guys flying to Turkey for hair transplants that are on the cheaper range, since that's where the best hair transplant surgeons in the world are (a very weird claim to fame for a country to have, but I digress).
If my bf likes me curvier/healthy, is there any good reason to pursue under-eating and malnourishment to meet the average man's standards for thinness in women? Like picrel? Is there any social capital reason?Even eating 1000kcals at 168cm and walking 10k steps a day didn't get me perfectly tiny and small. I was slim but not cute and delicate because of my structure and muscle mass, similar to how some men just won't be skelly unless they're starving. To be clear I know many women are skinny and normal, it just wasn't healthy for me. And I ate only protein and vegetables, but only got to size M pants and size S tops. I also just felt like shit all the time.I do lift and eat healthy currently. Both make me feel far better.
>>33819827NTAI completely skipped that over in your question as just some random typo.
F Being a furry isn't inherently a sex thing, right? I mean, I'm sure a lot of the times it is but surely not all of the time...
>>33819827No you can't, don't give in to misogynistic troon horseshit.
Women, am I your brother? Am I your lover? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bttkX7SFoc8
>>33819811Definitely, but nothing seems to work so far and I keep falling deeper and deeper into the oneitis hole.
>>33819835You look fine.
>>33819839Not all furshit is sexual, but everyone who's into furshit is very much into sexual furshit.
>>33819839I guess
>>33819839I'm not one, but it seems to always be.Why wouldn't it?
100kg
>>33819840you canbe afab and trans anon
>>33819816Your own fucking fault for trying to make it look like you engaged with the thing she sent you when you didn't.
>>33819835>is there any good reason to pursue under-eating and malnourishment to meet the average man's standards for thinness in women?No. Inner peace and happiness with yourself and being surrounded by people who love you for you, and not some unattainable ideal, is what matters. I only know one woman who is that thin and her boyfriends have all been awful and abusive. You may be appealing to more men at a certain thinness, but they aren't good men.
>>33819839https://youtu.be/MDgVqHVx89E
>>33819831f, i was kind of furry adjacent when i was a teen since i spent a lot of time on deviantart and specifically the animal artist department. i was never into furries or drawing them but i did see them a lot and interacted with them sometimes, i don't mind them. i always preferred drawing realistic animals, that was my thing basically.i wouldn't date a furry i think, no matter what that fursuit stuff is still just too weird to me lmao.
>>33819839Furries are mostly degenerates, everyone who isn't pornbrained is fine with simple animal ears instead of fursuits or actual fur
>>33819847>>33819848>>33819849Furries also include people who are fans of anthro cartoons with animals acting like people or who do art in that style, it's not all 100% a sex thing. If you actively seek out stuff like Zootopia or Animalympics, there's a good chance you're at least bordering on the Furry subculture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuWT0hglZ8
>>33819852"Being trans" isn't a thing. Again, you shouldn't believe in misogynistic troon horseshit.
>>33819835If you're trying to cheat on your boyfriend.
if i pluck one pussy hair from each femanon here how many would i have?
>>33819860Based retard moulding the world in his imageNTA
>>33819842Write down a realistic list of this person's flaws. Not to bash them but to deromanticize the fantasy. Don’t let your brain only play the highlight reel. Your brain is stuck in a reward loop. When you crave someone who doesn’t give you consistent affection (or who’s unavailable), your brain treats it like a slot machine. That intermittent reward system is addictive. Go no contact or drastically reduce exposure. Even social media stalking. Yes, it counts. Give your brain space to detox. Oneitis usually masks deeper feeling. Loneliness, fear of rejection, low self worth, past trauma, abandonment.
>>33819853why send me shit if you dont want it liked, I like all the bullshit she sends me, get a fucking hobby and stop harassing me CHARLOTTE
>>33819839There are definitely a minority of asexual furries.Majority are into sexual shit at least somewhat. A minority of those are into actual animals.t. furry-adjacent and honestly a cartoon woman with tits who also has a pink cat head is still sexy and I get the appeal, and no I don't find real life animals sexual at all
>>33819860if it isnt a thing then why are there medical treatments for it
femanons, say something only a woman would say
>>33819866>why send me shit if you dont want it likedYou seriously asking this. You're an idiot and deserve what you got.
>>33819849I don't know. I always liked to play dress up with my mom's clothes when I was a kid, maybe something like that.
>>33819867>t. furry-adjacent and honestly a cartoon woman with tits who also has a pink cat head is still sexy and I get the appeal, and no I don't find real life animals sexual at allBased Princess Carolyn fan.
>>33819870I love men who aren't hairy
>>33819835Imo fit-skinny is a good goal for every man and woman no matter what your partner thinks. But for women of course you gotta be more careful about not getting too close to being underweight because it's worse for women than for men. Normal-skinny is good too, and if you aren't naturally petite why force it.
>>33819869People also thought lobotomies were a good idea.
>>33819878I think you need a Lobotomy, since your Ativan and Haldol don't seem to work.
>>33819831F They seem alright. I mean, seems a bit like cosplaying to me almost. Though I do cosplay so I'm probably biased.
>>33819871No I dont, literally emotional manipulation, stop harassing your boyfriend and get a life.
>>33819881Do people cosplay their OCs?
All this furry talk has helped me rediscover one of my favourite college shows
>>33819874that hurt...
>>33819870The string broke.
>>33819888Do you like Rock and Rule, literally the best furry movie ever?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW4mRR8j_24
>>33819865Thanks anon, I've never made a list of flaws before because all the actual flaws I guess didn't seem particularly bad and were outshined by all the positive things I perceived. But I can try it at least. Can I ask tho, have you struggled with this yourself ? Since you seem knowledgeable.
>>33819874so basically only asian men?
>>33819394ngl I've got an online foid friend that I've talked to about some dank and kinky shit (e.g. I know she's a cuckqueen and ruined a friendship because she embarrassingly asked them if she could watch), but I have never asked her about her masturbation habits.
>>33819887From what I've heard some do.
Why did they put a picture of a happy woman for a study where tall men die faster? Shouldnt she be sad?
>>33819874>tfw my dad's hairy>tfw I am not
>>33819891f-for your tampon...?
>>33819897No, white ones only and i didn't say they have to be naturally hairless
>>33819891SUCCTIONNNNN
>>33819394Varies.I have had female friends who never do, but I do as often as the average guy. And I dated a woman who only did when she had someone to think about (demisexual lesbian I guess?).
>>33819828Broadly, because they consider pet play submissive and emasculating, which they think is appropriate for women and inappropriate for men.More specifically, the mask itself can be a bit creepy and inhuman compared to just sticking ears on your head.>>33819839Not all of the time, no. There's a big draw for people who feel like outcasts who want a community. It's kind of like hazing. You prove yourself to do this stigmatized thing and get admission to the "in-crowd". It also has a big artist community. An artist will likely get more engagement and particularly commissions if they do furry art.There is a subset of furries that are very staunchly SFW and go great lengths to distance themselves from the NSFW furries.
>1am>hit bed>sudden instant horniDamn now
>>33819895Glad I could help. I... have an online presence... and have been on the receiving end I guess before.
>>33819831FMy childhood friend is a furry and it's cool. I'm in the weird space where I wish I was a furry because it all seems so fun. I have a fursona but I lack the passion and dedication, so I just follow and admire real furries. I like drawing people too much.
>>33819895Bet she's on Twitch.
>>33819901Because it's an ad that is shuffled together via keywords or AI. It has the key words of "old" "happy" "going far" but didn't get the key word "men".
>>33819906YEP!
>>33819919chop it off
>>33819932dig it out or hospital?
>>33819918>There is a subset of furries that are very staunchly SFW and go great lengths to distance themselves from the NSFW furries.I found this really hilarious for some reason.
>>33819932how tf are you gonna get it out then? can you squeeze it out like a shit?
im gonna think of cumming in femanons pussy when i finally release after edging
Hope pec anon is feeling better
>>33819865Very well put.It wasn,t until I met somebody who was actually truly compatible with me, that I understood what terrible relationship that had already ended I was still chasing...Especially your last two sentences are very true.For me it was a "this is the best I can do, so I will just have to accept how I am being treated" mentality that kept me mind spinning around her.
>>33819934Got it out myself after many hours of crying in a bathtub.
>>33819928Nope. At least I'm not a mentally ill coomer who watches twitch kek.
>>33819943HOURS???
Men, if a woman has a body you really like but is quite short, would you consider her height a flaw?
>>33819928Yes, I'm on Twitch... happy? I've had to tell my chat variations of that.
>>33819946Superiority complexes or belittling others for their issues is not good.Do better.
>>33819952No, I don't care about height.
>>33819952No lolI think most men really dont care about women's height
>>33819952hell no.easier to pick up.
>>33819901After I went & checked, turns out apparently the study is about shorter people****
>>33819933You are right, I am switching off the phone now.I am tired and need my beauty sleep to look good tomorrow!>>33819952All women are varying degrees of tiny to me.
>>33819952if anything women become cuter the tinier they are
>>33819943Why were you crying? Wtf is going on in your pussy? It is a finite space, it can't disappear. Just hook it out like a booger. Is your cervix really high up or something?
>>33819949Ok, 2. I was a scared kid and the panicking was making it worse.
>>33819960>All women are varying degrees of tiny to me.hot
>>33819952Not unless she's like 4 feet.
womenhow would you feel if you had to relieve your bf every time he got a boner?
>>33819963Wish I could have been there to hold you, calm you down and help you with it.
>>33819952No.
>>33819962Can you please stop talking about my vagina, anon?
>>33819971Get a load of this guy
>>33819971Pedo. :)
>>33819954Basing everything on assumptions is also not good, hypocritical anon.
>>33819616Snow.>>33819952Even betta!
>>33819952look my son wont be a manlet, he's not going to go through that.
>>33819973Whats the girth of your clit?
>>33819970A bit embarassed but happy
i wanna titfuck femanon and suck on her nipple >:(
>>33819978Cute
>>33819984Pink Areolas.
>>33819962well, anon, im kinda constipatedwanna come fish it out?
>>33819983embarrassed how?
>>33819979w-what? lol
>>33819976>assumptionsI was commenting on your statement.Your reply now makes you look even worse.Full on narc, eh?Your oneitis really dodged a bullet there.
>>33819984You can't do that at the same time
>>33819952yes.jpg
>>33819970id start punishing him for getting boners
anons, would u let ur gf purposefully make you chubby/chubbier?
>>33819995what is it you would like to know
>>33819995Oops, I meant, NO!And the picrel is kinda unrelated.
>>33819991Being summoned just for his erection would do something to me
>>33819998If I get a gf I'm gonna convince her to bulk and put on like 10 lbs of musclet. powershitter
>>33819973You brought it up>>33819963This makes more sense. I thought this was a recent thing. Some adult women think that objects can travel up the cervix, kind of like losing a butt plug. I was worried you were that type.>>33819989I am not medically certified, sorry anon. If you go to the ER I'm sure they'd be happy to do a digital disimpaction for you.
>>33819993So you don't remember your own reply above? Absolute batshit crazy lmao.
>>33820000Silly moid
>>33819996>>33820001
Women>Its snowing>You are walking down an empty street>You see the hottest guy you have ever seen>But you notice that his cock is stuck to a pole like the tongue thing>He begs you for helpWhat do you do?
>>33819970I'd feel bad for him. There are times where he has boners when he doesn't want to/can't/shouldn't follow through
>>33820001would it be summoning?I figured he would just find you, drop his pants, and show it to you.
>>33820010laugh at how small it is.Then ask a Homeless person to do the needful.
>>33820005...and a terrible attempt at being a gaslighter too.Get help before you hurt somebody.
>>33819998whyy?? i dont want to be fat :(
Men, why aren't you capable of this?
>>33820003so is that a yes
>>33820017i love women. Im scared of them tho
>>33820017> E-girl> rage postDISCARDED
>>33820004>I am not medically certified, sorry anon. If you go to the ER I'm sure they'd be happy to do a digital disimpaction for you.Yeah because when gay men lubricate each other's assholes, it's because they're medically certifiedPussy!
>>33820017Women don't like men who like women.
>>33819998Lady I'm fat enough as is.
>>33820017I bet she wouldn't even give an 8/10 Indian Chad a chance.Dumb Thot.
>>33820013Sex summoning
>>33820014>do the needful.
>>33820010Give them a glass of warm water and tell them to figure it out.
>>33820010Did he try to have sex with the pole?
>>33820032
>>33820028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhT51l1sgks
>>33820037Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and MON-NAAAAH!
I want an all female elf larper camp like that sigma bali thing
>>33819952Yes
>>33820034No, assume its the exact type of curiosity that leads to people putting their tongues on poles.
>>33820041pack it up and move to Scandinavia. Or Czech Republic.GIGA-Women.
>>33820042I'd help but i wouldn't look so he has to hope that it goes right
>>33820039I actually like cars but I worry that this is unfeminine or something.
>>33820031new fetish unlocked?
>>33820048>I worry that this is unfeminine or somethingNTA. Who the fuck cares. Like what you like.
>>33820048I like men on bikes
>>33819908fuck you, bitch lasagne.May you choke on a bag of rotten dicks.
>>33820046I just might. I’m too tall for the average American woman
>>33820052Who the hell is putting dicks in a bag
I write smutty vampire romance novels and self publish via amazon, my wife is suspicious of the surplus income which I claim is from scratchers. She reads this genre but to my knowledge hasn't ever bought one of my books, but I'd have no real way of knowing. My penname is female if it matters. Should I make up something else, like claim I'm in the mafia or just tell her that I write lonely loser girl porn?
Women would you rather date a genshin player or a zzz player. >neither>id rather kmsYou HAVE to choose one
>>33820048So? Guys like women that are into more masculine things. It's kinda hot really.
The solution to the American immigration crisis is to immigrate to another country
>>33820058I don't care, i'll do anything in my power to kill myself no matter what
>>33820061The only other one big enough for you guys would be Canada.
>>33820048Women invading our spaces again.> kidding.
>>33820063just pick one aaahhhhhhhhh
Annoying spammer
Women, is there a traditionally feminine thing that you would not be suspicious of a guy liking?
>>33819908Plapped, bitch!See you in 6-8 months, when you're agonizing.
>>33820067Never
>>33820058i generally prefer fantasy to modern slop so genshin player bf please.
>>33820072Um... gardening maybe.
>>33820072Sewing
>>33820072reading, decorating his place well
I wouldn't like it if my gf was into sportsball 2bhEven though I'm into sportsball
>>33820078excellent choice
>>33820080What about a more general interest in fashion that includes mending clothes?
>>33820084reading is masculine wdym
>>33820085Aw, man... I can't watch the game with you?
>>33820088Yes sure, it's cute
>>33820072>Women, is there a traditionally feminine thing that you would not be suspicious of a guy liking?Gardening, cooking, tbc
>>33820048MI don't really give a shit about cars so I honestly would be fine with a gf who really liked them and could nerd out over them for me so I wouldn't have to put much thought into the question of "what car should we get?" Basically I stop caring beyond not wanting a 'smart' car that will compute a trolley problem before killing me in favor of a pedestrian
>>33820017What liar
women would you date a man that wears makeup?
>>33820090No Grills allowed.
>>33820089Sorry to burst your redpill bubble
>>33820088nta why would a guy solely be interested in women's fashion if he doesn't make it? That's a crossdresser flag at worst.
>>33820096Chad's Law.DAMN!
Did you guys know that there are men who order custom made sex dolls of minors? Can't believe all men are like this
>>33820084>reading :/
>>33820105Mental illness attention whore wanted to spam gore and be the OP
>>33820092F are we still calling cooking feminine?
>>33820099Not really unless it was to cover up something, and i don't think it's that bad on alt guys but they're not my thing
>>33820108
>>33820099Yes but only because I'm a goth girl myself so I kinda get it.
>>33820111Yes I know you do.
Will a man be likely to no longer have sex with his girlfriend because of porn/sex scenes/sexual video games?I really like having sex with my boyfriend. I'm scared he will no longer be able to get it up for me.
>>33820115
>>33820117>masculinityThere’s nothing masculine about losing control of your emotions and spamming, lmao. Good job being a fat fuck who’s been lurking all day and bumping your own thread.
Why cant women be like this irl?
>>33818824M or FWhere do you go on first dates?
>>33820122
>>33820122We are like this until we aren't.
>>33820123F some place public. Coffee shop or cafe.
>>33820123McDonalds
>>33820124So you double you’d me? Kek, my bad
>>33820122I'm like that but I'm smol. It's kinda fun to see what I can fit into.
>>33820115Let me guess, you have a "only goth" (maybe scene) policy for Men, right?
Women, I'm kinda poor. Would you be ok going out to a fast food place on a first date?
>>33820122Cozy is for Chad only... :/
>>33820139I'd rather go in a nice natural place like a park or a river
>>33820138
>>33820136No, actually. :) I find goth guys kinda tedious and pretentious if I'm being honest. I like normies. Inspite of the fetish thing a lot of them seem to have.
>>33820142>like a park or a riverYou want to be a statistic?
>>33820147shaaaaad up, Austin Evans.You suck ballz.
>>33820134>You have to white to post hereironic
>>33820139No. Take me out for ice cream.
>>33820149Alright, sorry
>>33820101its alright ill cope by cumming inside you
>>33820148NTA, but
>>33820147what about black men?
>>33820142Picnic lunch or something? I can do that. Thought that might come across as too strong or something.
>>3382014798% of women agree, Indian guys are totally screwed and can only get fucked if they start growing their hair out. This means you Ranjesh, change your name to Pooja.
>>33820158Typing ts out at 2 am
>>33820154Good girl
>>33820158You're replying to ntjay you retard
Pick one and explain why you like her
>>33820156See, that response is putting me on yellow alert. :)
>>33820159Yeah it would be nice if i don't get murdered
>>33820166A B or D because of the self improvement and the kindness. The rest are varying degrees of meme behaviours for insecure dudes
>>33820166F
>>33820169I will promise not to murder you, anon. :)
>>33820166None, i only like adult women
Let's suppose ENTJ is one person and who he claims he is and his hatred for indian people/men is genuine... Why adv/atoga of all places? Why not /pol/ if he's that outraged immigration and its demographic, economic, cultural consequences ?
>>33820176Shame on you, adult women fetishist
Because i relate >>33820174
>>33820178He’s been run out of pol and r9k
>>33820168
>>33820176Isn't that genshin impact
>>33820176How dare you like boobs, you fucking weirdo.
>>33820180>adult women fetishistmy biggest fetish>>33820188maybe
>>33820178But people keep replying to him.And the you know whos, are lazy to take action. Too busy defending Nintendo's honor on vg.
>>33820186Ok, alarm is off now.
>>33820184Most do, some don't.The tides are changing. Hence the meme "Chad/Brad, Tyrone..."
Femanons, are you this freaky?
>>33820190When you gonna drop the video?
>>33820197
>>33820196Not true and that anon is still a retard
>>33820166F and everyone else is wrong
>>33820205NTAlol, can't argue with that!
>>33820198I'd never do that outdoors and i would never be so nonchalant about it
>>33820176Finally, someone has the courage to say what we're all thinking.
>>33820148Don't you mean BECAUSE of?
How to get Suzuka gf?
>>33820204>>33820208>posts exactly one minute apartYou are transparent as hell to anyone with eyes, my dude
>>33820176This.
F. I think you should kill yourselfF. Kill yourself.F. Die
>>33820192Mods ban him on a daily basis. He just resets his IP and comes back to the thread because he has nothing better to do.
>>33820211...ok, I guess maybe some days I like that. Depends how confident I'm feeling that day.
>>33820184>>33820215>pretending to be mei'm interested to see where this goes
>>33820215>>33820219Sure bro
>>33820208Assuming you're not him or one of those who pretend to be him, he doesn't seem interested in meeting you or anyone — no offense.And there's no evidence this board has a disproportionate number of indians (if there's such evidence out there, I'm oblivious to it)
>>33820166Man I miss being of the acceptable age to enjoy slop like this. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for being 16-20.Being an adult woman in a heterosexual relationship is also fulfilling, but just doesn't allow for fantasies about youthful yuri. Maybe I can act out teen lesbianism in the next life.
>>33820225Never done roleplay in the bedroom?
F. I hope your reproductive organs fall offF. I hope your brain rotsF. I wish you faster aging
My gf buck broke me
Are black goths a thing?
M and F,Whats your favourite trigonometric function?
>>33820217sigh....
>>33820230He'd probably be open to it if he weren't so bad at acting. He'd look so cute in a skirt...I might suggest this purely for that.But honestly I'd just leave the experience feeling emptier and more pathetic. We all must grow up.
>>33820217Is there really nothing that can be done aside physical solutions?
>>33820236:/ F sine function.
>>33820195u still there?
What would you do in this situation?
F. kill yourself forever
>>33820246Nothing you can do about it.
>>33820248lol, many such cases.
>>33820241Do you have any movies you're procrastinating on watching? Books clogging up your backlog? Games collecting digital dust? Food you were supposed to cook? Hobbies you've been neglecting? Chores you've been avoiding?When the thread fills up with his insufferable spam, just report a few of his posts and then... walk away. Go do something else on your list of things to do.He needs /atoga/ more than you do.
>>33820239"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis I'm pretty sure he didn't picture yuri when he said that but you get the gist.
>>33820254It's not fair
>>33820259>>33820261Anyone really buying this shit
See you tomorrow
What if I wore the meta camera glasses while I rizz you
Man, i miss when i could just come to atoga and horny post with jh. Or nice post with Sweetnlow. All this spam is so uncomfy :/
>>33820265I won't be able to make it, anon. I have a dentist appointment and I think I'll be in a lot of pain when I get back. Can we reschedule?
>>33820270No offense but these types of posts are just as bad, you sound like a retarded child
>>33820270JH goodSnL bad
Why is everyone on /atoga/ such a home-o-sexual?
Moids, how do you currently smell like?
>>33820277Saturday Night Life is hit or miss. I do usually like the skits with Kenan Thompson when he's on.
>>33820279Deodorant and cooking. I just made a bunch of chicken breasts with lemon pepper
>>33820279Irish Spring and a hint of Tide detergent.
>>33820279Like tiger balm that i applied on my lower chest/ribsI still have really bad pain around ribcage
>>33820279Pine-scented cologne and coconut incense masking semen, BO, and piss.
>>33820279>how do you currently smell like?Worked out about an hour ago and still havent showered. Probably not great
>>33820290and your posting RN?... ick.
>>33820282Uh.. huh.
Opinion on hip dips?
>>33820292NTA I think you should smell the sweaty soles of my bare feet. That you should sniff and play with my toes with one hand while you play with yourself using the other.
>>33820296They belong to women who work out a lot but still can't resist eating chili cheese chips in salsa dip.
>>33820296I like them
>>33820296This is one of those insecurities that women just made up. I have no opinions on it. It doesnt add or subtract attractiveness
>>33820284So, like a perfectly seasoned snack>>33820286How did you get a booboo around your ribcage, anon?>>33820290Do you have something to show for your exercise aside from the sweat smell? :p
>>33820277JH badSnL bad too
>>33820296They're cool. Another way the female body is different from a guy. I mean, I don't think it's anything to be self conscious about.
>>33818878>I'm hiding all these grotesque images, but I absolutely do support the death penalty for everyone involved in an abortion now.Didn't see them and I don't care to. Just advising you that anti-abortion activists were faking images and video a looong time before AI tools existed.Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.Most importantly, anytime anyone tells you something that isn't directly concerning you and it produces a strong emotional response like fear or rage, your first thought should be to question who would profit from you feeling that way.
>>33820305>snackBlushy blushy
>>33820296Not really. I like women's hips tho.
>>33820254>>33820258You can filter him pretty easily on desktop, name or no. If you're on mobile, then... yeah, just do something else for a while.
>>33820305>How did you injure yourselfGenuinely dont know im hoping at this point its not a heart or lung problem
>>33820305>Do you have something to show for your exerciseI think i've been making progress. I've been a skeleton for most of my life. Its weird seeing actual muscle definition on my forearms, or touching my shoulder and not immediately feeling bones
>>33820296I don't like the bra, but everything is H-Hot.
>>33820302Most female insecurities are bullshit>muh eyelashes aren't long enough
>>33820234Yes.I can't speak on their rarity as the local guth club I went to wasn't near many black people to begin with.So subjectively they are a shiny rare goth.
Why is the gore board still up?
>>33820178Not worth thinking about.
>>33820279Post-gym stench
>>33820323We do that shit for other women. We know you guys aren't looking at our eyelashes.
I hate women.
I meant the other atoga thread, I'm sleepy >>33820326
>>33820279Faintly of deodorant and my shampoo (berry-scented), and a bit of sweat.
>>33820234Yes, but in my experience they unironically tend to wear white.
>>33820331why?Are you... bi-curious?
I have no idea how men smell after working out
>>33820331Are you just lesbians?
>>33820339Ever been to a D&D/comic book/anime convention?That.
>>33820234Yes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Anderson_(drummer)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_Funchesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1o_03ilQY
>>33820338>>33820340thats all women
>>33820178It's a twisted form of sexual harassment where in his own mind he is trying to bait women.
>>33820339I smell like a New York subway at 5pm on the hottest day of the year
>>33820338No. no, it's more like a competition.
>>33820296Calling them ugly is harsh but I would rather my gf have full hips
>>33820349What are you competing for? Female attention?
>>33820118It's up to your boyfriend, if he stops having sex with you you need to communicate your needs to him.
State genderIs your bellybutton an innie or an outie?
>>33820064Too many jeets
>>33820342>>33820347Nta and MDo you guys smell that bad? My post workout smell smells significantly different than the smell i get if i forget to put on deodorant and just sit around in a hot room all day. I have no idea what other people would think, but my post workout smell doesn't smell that offensive to me
>>33820234Why wouldn't there be? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P61-vdXgNs
>>33820352No, it's more like who can one up the other person and put more effort into themselves. You guys don't do that?
>>33820351I think it comes from how the leg and hip bones are placed
>>33820356F outie. :I
>>33820356F in but i've never seen a man with the opposite
>>33820360nta but yes, except we admit it's to get attention from the opposite sex
>>33820365nothing wrong with that.
>>33820356M, innie.
>>33820370Yeh, it's not so bad I guess. I just don't wear crop tops and stuff like that.
There's a tiny lizard chasing a massive moth in my room. What a fucking idiot
>>33820377The moth would really win? Why do you have such diverse fauna in your room?
>>33820377Clean your room, anon.
How are our resident slut femanons doing? :)
Do sweaty women smell as bad as sweaty men?
Are women more like Slut Machines or Slot Machines?
>>33820380>>33820381This is just what living in the tropics is like...
>>33820384Yes. it's like a vinegar thing that catches in the back of your throat.
>>33820383>>33820384>>33820385Good Lord, get a grip, Anon!
>>33820383You only care about the sex havers
>>33820313It's unfortunate I can't have a bite :p>>33820317Yeah, definitely get that looked at. Hopefully nothing serious!>>33820319> seeing actual muscle definition on my forearmsMy lizard brain won't come up with something more articulate than "hot!" ^_^'
>>33820389retar
>>33820391And?
>>33820360
>>33820398I don't have it
>>33820406I would like some context on this.
I got nothing to post
How was your day, anon?
>>33820344Says not all men
>>33820383Just got home. I jerked my bf off while his tip was inside our gf and it was hot as fuck.
WomenIf you had a femcel friend, would you let her sleep with your man to lose her virginity (her idea)?
>>33820411The animu scene? she just takes a long time to shower and prepare because she has to meet her female boss
>>33820418>I jerked my bf off while his tip was inside our gf and it was hot as fuck
TFW no Ghislaine gf
>>33820423Ah, thanks. Yeh, it do be kinda like that.
>>33820418Sounds unnecessary and stupid
>>33820395tfw anon isn’t biting me
>>33820427buff cat woman, or pedo epstein woman?
>>33820416>>33820413Everybody gets one.
>>33820420>Women>If you had a femcel friend, would you let her sleep with your man to lose her virginity (her idea)?I dont have a man, friends and no.
>>33820420Maybe
Women, what do you collect?
>>33820443Really?Not a single one of those?
>>33820446What's the scenario you say yes?
>>33820452None.
>>33820447Illustrations of my fetishes
>>33820456Why not?
>>33820447Music(certain songs), shows(certain shows), socks(not enough), my dreams
Do people get calluses from working out?
>>33820456hmm....Well, a shitty as this sounds, it is many such cases (Women and Men).
>>33820459I don't try, I don't want to get hurt again and doubt any guy would want to be with me now.
>>33820465It will get better anon <3
>>33820465plap
>>33820465
>>33820447Action figures. Mostly comic book stuff.
>>33820465Aw, man, I wasn't expecting you to seriously respond to that. I'm kinda sad now...
>>33820465Did something happen or is it just your general personality making you say that?
>>33820471Post pictures. I have WWE ones.
>>33820481Nta but cute
>>33820468Lies
>>33820481I'd rather not. I'm sorry. We have a board for that, I mean. How do you like them though? I heard Mattel is getting the DC license in a few years.
>>33820447I collect other things aside the illustrations but i don't feel like naming them here, they're mostly trinkets
>>33820481Who are those two shorties?
>>33820432:c
Women are the cause of all of my problems.
>>33820484
>>33820491Oh I like the figures a lot. Some of the faces look a little wrong, but they usually do a good job. I like DC comics too but I probably don't want to start collecting figures for them just so I don't start spending tons of money on that too. My WWE ones make good decoration for my living room I think though.
>>33820503And... and... solution?
>>33820505What do you mean with this.
>>33820491What a bitch!
>>33820497The superhero is Nikki Cross in her "Nikki A.S.H." gimmick (A.S.H. is short for Almost a Super Hero). I bought that figure because I actually really loved that gimmick. Most people judged it harshly because they thought it was just another stupid Vince idea, but I thought she was very good and made it work. It was short lived, but I loved it.The one on the other end is Roxanne Perez. Currently one half of the Women's Tag Team Champions.
>>33820503What problems
>>33820507more women XDDD
>>33820511Meowwww!
>>33820506I can totally understand that. It's good to set limits. Super easy to get carried away. Like, I got a Jada Mega Man and now I want more from that line...
>>33820511HEY! FUCK YOU! :)
Why does my floor lamp vibrate when i touch it?
>>33820506nta you have action figures in your living room? Bold move. :)
something girl-related happened today and i wanted to post it on atoga but now that im home i cant remember what the fuck it was wtf
>>33820520Yeah, I try to only get my favorite wrestlers, I don't need every figure they make or anything. I like posing them on my shelf though. What are your favorite DC characters that are in your collection?>>33820527Nobody comes over to my living room except my brother to watch the big wrestling shows. I'll show him the new ones I got when he comes over for Survivor Series.
Hi fine shyt
Shalom shiksas
>>33820532I recently got a DC Multiverse Fleischer Superman that I like messing around with. It's a super budget line but that version's pretty hard to come by in action figure form. Yeh, me too. I never understood team builders and stuff like that. I try to just get characters I like, not what just looks cool or whatever. That's sweet about your brother.
Should make Atoga jeopardy 2
why do coffeefags spend >$100 on a single coffee grinder?
>>33820546Why do you buy expensive things related to your hobby?
any femanon wants to join a cosplay dance group?
>>33820546The real question is, why do people drink coffee at all? It tastes like ass, and if you have to add enough sugar and cream to make it taste good then you might then you as well just get a milkshake and some caffeine pills.
>>33820547the utility justifies the pricewhy does a coffee grinder need to be over a hundred bucks? and that's budget tier according to coffeetards
>>33820542Oh that's cool. Yeah some wrestlers only get the cheaper figures, but that's alright. They're the same scale anyhow. That's cool when a super specific thing that might not be that popular still gets a figure. I got my brother into wrestling and I like that we have this thing now where we automatically know we're going to get together and hang out for every big show. We have fun with it.
>ENTJ mentioned at least four times in this thread without consequence
>>33820104I hope they're loaded with explosives.
>>33820554nta Coffeefag here. I'm assuming it's better grind consistency. More uniform. Unevenness results in inconsistent extraction so some coffee tastes over extracted (bitter) some under extracted (sour). You can probably finely adjust the grind as well and it's probably more durable. So yes, spending a lot on a grinder makes a difference. If that's important to you.
Women, what is your go to "second screen content"? Like something you just put on for background noise.
>>33820575Letit stories on YouTube. Or any stories really. Sometimes music, news.
>>33820575i've never felt the need for that
>>33820575I can't concentrate with background noise. I'm kind of amazed that people can actually.
I wish men got a question or two
>>33820575i dont do that because im not some pathetic adhd zoomgroid
>>33820583#notallzoomers
>>33820580ADHD be like that. The background noise feels like a rhythm my brain can latch onto
>>33820575nothing, i have enough tabs as it is
Men, how often do you crush a can between your forearm and bicep?
>>33820590maybe once or twice in my life
>>33820383I'm fine.
Is everyone in the gore thread?
>>33818824I don't think I can ever bother being a Christian/Catholic because I need to be able to eat meat every single day. Fish or meatless fridays would literally kill me as I'm 6'3. So I need big boy calories for big loads.Too bad there aren't any femoids, horny single milfs, or cougars who'd pay heed to this and also bother having a sitdown on the self-destructiveness and communal isolation of Christian fundamentalism.
>>33820590Rarely.
>>33820604No. It’s just Friday night
>>33820604No it’s Friday and the normies are out enjoying life
>>33820604Nigga heil hitler
>>33820610OH SHIT MY DATE
>>33820583So are you a millennial mommy?
Anybody who's around, state gender. What are you up to tonight?
>>33820614practice gf moment...
>>33820621f i'm playing something that i won't name
>>33820621F being sick. Yes, I did cancel a date.
>>33820621MDiscord and Valheim with the bros
>>33820624No, no, I'm a guy.
>>33820621MPicked up a pizza, watching a movie.
Have you ever realized that your life revolves around a thousand different working parts, and if even one is misaligned or fucks up it screws up your entire day and gets you in a worse state of mind?Cause I have
Can we have a list of things that piss women off?>watching porn>smoking weed>watching sports>playing video games
>>33820635Cuck cope
>>33820636Jerking off to their innocuous pics
>>33820636you're crazy but i kinda agree with the weed part
>>33820636The only thing that really bothers me here is the weed thing. Those others are fine in moderation.
>>33820638anon is still going
>>33820635How high are you right now?
I love my new haircut, it makes me look like chad becasue I have a neanderthal skull shap
>>33820621MWatching Coraline with my childrenM 7F 5M 3M 1The older two have nerf guns, pokemon stuffies, and swords and shields. I told them this movie was scary.
>>33820647i have no idea what my skull shape is
>>33820648You're watching that movie with kids that young?
>>33820605What are you talking about? There's no rule about not being able to eat meat on certain days.
>>33820651My family tradition is to be edgy as hell with children's entertainment. These kids literally learned to read with Goosebumps.
>>33820621I'm going to show off my new yellow starburst vape to girls at the club and pretend it's a rare flavor that only I found out about
Genders, can you make your elbows touch without raising them over neck level?
>>33820661No surprise how you ended up on 4chan
>>33820661Well, alright... but they'll probably get traumatized or a boob fetish.
>>33820670F Oh, the boob thing? No.
>>33820673Nta, why the boob fetish
>>33820627Poor anon. I only just got over being sick. Please get some good rest.>>33820670M, yeah. What makes that challenging?
>>33820672When I was in elementary school I was telling college students creepy stories about swamps that eat people, the fact that my kids are as normal as they are is a triumph.
>>33820679if you have big booba you just end up squeezing them and have people laugh at you for being stupid (i fell for it)
>>33820680Thank you for raising the next generation of fast food and warehousing employees
>>33820678I haven't seen it in a while but it's got that one fat acrobat lady with huge boobs that's pretty much just wearing pasties.
>>33820621MJust finished making my lamb gyro. Gonna eat, feed my dog and my cat, then it’s guitar time until midnight, then I’ll watch a movie. I’m not sure what I’m gonna watch yet but probably some horror movie. Surprisingly enough, I’ve never watched Final Destination so I might give that a go
>>33820688>Final DestinationPretty good choice.
>>33820650Everyone in my family has this skull shape, only the girls have pencil necks and love heart shaped jaws
>>33820651>>33820661Coraline and Goosebumps are edgy? I played GTA and watched old pro wrestling when I was like 7.
>>33820685increasingly I've thought that maybe some great financial calamity befalling this family might be for the best, but unfortunately no, my children are regrettably academically gifted relative to their peers, and my in laws are obscenely wealthy (didn't know this until I was married for a few years) so they'll never dig ditches, even though that might honestly be good for them.
i want to get plowed by a possessive man
I'm going to a Halloween party tomorrow, what should I do if a guy tries anything funny like spike my drink etc?
>>33820703I take it posting on /soc/ didn't work out huh?
>>33820678Miss Forcible. She's in the pink.
>>33820696Yeh, and look how you turned out...
>>33820708The thread barley got attention and she was called a retard in all 3 replies.
>>33820704Most spikings happen slight of hand. Just cover your shit completely or drink extremely fast.I believe my dead ex spiked the gummy bears he kept trying to offer me repeatedly. Because I never throw up on alcohol and I did then, and other bad things happened.
>>33820711Ehh. My siblings all got made to watch horror movies growing up while I wasn't really allowed, yet I'm the one who ended up here.
>>33820703i want to get plowed by a man who doesn't care if i die
>>33820711I turned out pretty stoic. I'm desensitized to most stuff that a lot of people can't handle.
>>33820699>my children are regrettably academically gifted relative to their peers, and my in laws are obscenely wealthyNepo babies with comp sci degrees work at MacDonald's
>>33820632exactly, and she's the pgf
>>33820699Good proof that happiness is internal
Does anyone actually care about women's sports?
>>33820730i watch them because women athletes are hoti dgaf about sports really, if anything womens are more appealing to me because sports in general are boring af.
>Meet cute kind interesting woman>She has a bfIt happened again
>>33820689Have you seen the others? Just based on the reviews, they seem to get progressively worse lol>>33820703Too bad you’re in a flyover state :/
>>33820730I like watching them during the Olympics, does that count?
>>33820730Women’s tennis is an honourable sport
>>33820703so why did you reject the short/balding/fat guy then
>>33820739their skirts are too short for that
>>33820708What post? I havent posted on /soc/ in several months
>>33820739Womens politics is far more entertaining
>>33820703>comfy kitten
>>33820122But I want her to sit on my lap
>>33820735>Have you seen the others? Just based on the reviews, they seem to get progressively worse lolI rewatched all of them recently enough except the new one that came out.Which is what I'm guessing is a revival sequel because 5 seemed like enough conclusion to end the series.And also what you define as worse? Because they're just gore disaster movies with a supernatural sub plot.Worse as in gorier? Worse as in bad writing? Worse as in the theory falls apart?I found them enjoyable enough with what I have seen.
why do chuds always tell you to drink water
>>33820743Some sorority girl posted she was looking for a bf and used a kitten picture. Alot of us assumed it was you.
>>33820750Water is good.
>>33820750you can tell this guy has a speech impediment lol
>>33820122this genre of millennial quirk chungus webcomic makes me want to shoot people
>>33820750He looks like a ps2 mod
>>33820753Thank god that wasn't her, I won't feel bad if I ever repost that selfie of hers here then
>>33819998No, sorry
>>33820719That's not a good thing, anon.
>>33820743are you kittenposter?
>>33820750I can't tell if this is blurry AI or not
>>33820760You shouldn't do that.
>>33820749>Worse as in gorier? Worse as in bad writing? Worse as in the theory falls apart?I was wondering if they’d be worth watching. Since I’ve never seen them before, I’m gonna start with the original one and if I like it, I’ll watch the rest. That’s good to know you enjoyed it>>33820750Unironically most people don’t drink enough water
Women,Would you date a 6'3, ridiculously muscular and strong, handsome man with a cleft pallet who has a tattoo of a cool painting on his back, kills people and shoves mirrors in their eyes, and thinks he is a supreme red dragon sent to rule humanity?
Women, how much would you want your date to spend on your ice cream?Men, what's the most you'd spend on ice cream for your date?
how much cock could a femanon suck if a femanon could suck cock?
>>33820773$530,000
>>33820771No.
>>33820774I like these questions
>>33820773uh, like $30?how much does ice-cream go for?
>>33820773-$56 billion
>>33820773F I haven't been to an ice cream store in decades. I have no idea how much they charge nowadays.
>>33820778What would you do if you found out he lurks here? (Meaning he supposedly uses 4chan)
>>33820773what kind of ice cream are you buying that you felt the need to ask this?
>>33820773€5
I get it now
>>33820792Get what? dick?
>>33820779>these questionssilly or horny?
>>33820773MI'm not spending shit on a woman during a date, women have jobs now.
>>33820796Questions that make me think about specific horny situations
>>33820788Not much. After all, I am and have been here. I bet he thinks I'm dregs for being here so long.
>>33820797It's tradition to pay for them. At least on the first date.
This is gonna give all femanons ick, but i lost completely interest in chasing money and career.
If beauty makes a woman a woman then it's power that makes a man a man. If there's an incel crisis, it's due to the fact that we now live in a time where all wealth and power is centralized into the hands of like 50 people. The equivalent would be if there were only 50 non-ugly women left on the planet.
>>33820797The etiquette says that the one who invites should pay btw so you better be hot enough to get invited
>>33820799do you think its possible to fit balls inside of a vagina?
>>33820802That's one thing; what are you more interested in then?
>>33820805What are those straps that connect to the stockings? They make me horny
>>33820802You shouldn't chase money
Have you ever went to the /soc/toga?
>>33820805Women don't go on dates with hot guys lmao, dates are borderline job interviews to see if you're safe, controllable, and have money. Hot guys can fuck women ten minutes after meeting them.
>>33820808I don't want to think about that because it's stupid
>>33820814Only a little. It's way too slow.
>>33820814Yes, I remember when women posted their boobs and it wasn't just cock. They rarely post nudes anymore
>>33820817:(
>>33820801Feminism killed tradition. Women are big girls now and they can pay for their own shit with the money they get from working jobs.
>>33820750I'm right wing and I find myself telling my friends/classmates to stop drinking so many energy drinks and to drink water insteadBut I brew on average 1.5 cups of coffee every morning before I come in lul
>>33820810Garters/garterbelts>>33820816Okay
>>33820795
>>33820820Not seeing any cocks there either
how to get this?
>>33820828That's just /soc/ in general
>>33820828Feminism and wokeness caused this
>>33820809I am now trying to make it on youtube by producing videos, learning video editing and whatnot.I also do like lifting weights a bit and im pretty good at that.>>33820811Money helps in getting stuff irl thoughbeit. And it especially helps getting women, even though i personally wouldnt like a woman to just like me for money
>>33820830Be in a loving relationship and also not a mommy fetishist
>>33820831/soc/ in general has plenty of female nudes, you're not making any sense>>33820833Pussy
I don't know how to talk to women
what does pussy juice smell like?
>>33820837>PussyYeah
>>33820843Don't 'yeah' me, where are the COCKS
Gender, what's your favorite Disney movie?
>>33819247>And don't get drunk and cozy with her.Uh oh. Bit late on that part.Yeah last week we had a party at her apartment, everyone else went home and we stayed and chatted for another 2 hours, only interrupted briefly by her bf calling her (he woke up). She had her feet propped up on my legs. She also talked to me about her ex, and what characteristics she likes/doesn't like in a bf while asking me for my type and specifically asking if I like Asians (she's Asian, so is her friend). And the week before that her drunk ass swolested me (powerlifter, btw) all over my arms, legs, and abs in front of our friends while we waited for our uber to arrive and made me give her a piggyback ride into the car. So it might just be her lower inhibition while under the influence that I need to be cautious of.>Talk to her about trying to find a girl to date, getting a gf, and ask her for advice and help.Funny enough I tried this, it was even the first topic while we were hanging out alone while drunk and it was basically "I don't think you should ask her out + it'll be awkward for me if you do" but it almost felt like she was trying to have options. I dunno, the way she frames everything or does something always gives her a window of plausible deniability where it's like "well yeah, she doesn't want the friend group to get weird, makes perfect sense." I can't tell if she's an evil genius or genuinely innocent, but I gotta assume the answer is somewhere in between.
women is your bf allowed to look at you getting dressed?
>>33820847I only have one pussy i'm sorry...
Women,Would you let your man skullfuck you
>>33820851Yeah
>>33820851I'd rather not, not anyone in general>>33820853Yeah
>>33820847>>>/soc/34311495
Girls, would you be less attracted to a guy if he developed a case of athlete's foot?
>>33820847my cock is reserved for my wife to see on our wedding night, sorry not sorry
>>33820848MHercules
>>33820856audible kek
why women hate horny men?
>>33820859If it's anything like >>33820856 I didn't want to see it anyway
>>33820868It's quite possibly the opposite of the OP image in every possible way
>>33820868why do you only like big dicks?
Why's it that asexuals or virgins are the kinkiest bunch of people to ever live?
Another weekend of my Freshmen year spent doing nothing but stressing over grades.At least I have atoga and Battlefield 6 to help cope.
>>33820858No? That just a medical problem.Like>would you be less attracted to a hot woman if she had a broken arm?
>>33820873Because that's what you get when you don't have sex normally or when you end up fetishizing things because it feels less intimidating than sex
>>33820869I don't want to see bbc either>>33820870It's more that I hate small dicks than only liking big ones
>>33820848MTarzan - best soundtrack Fantasia - best animation Hercules - best acting Up - best story
>>33820879Tell em
>>33820879>I don't want to see bbc eitherand I'm not gonna force you
>>33820841Savory for mine rn.
>>33820881Based
>>33820875Another grain of sand falls through the hour glass anon
Men, can you curl up sideways on a chair?
>>33820753You think i am a sorority girl?!?!No that is not me but now i want to see this post because the idea of a sorority girl looking for a bf on /soc/ is hilarious to me. Obviously has to be fakealso i do not own the concept of kitten pictures>>33820763Yes i am kittenposter, the one that posted my breasts on /soc/ in june.
Men, have you ever tried to sniff your own dick??
>>33820879what about average ones then?
>>33820888
>>33820848MAtlantis is the best movie if you stop watching when they actually get to Atlantis. It falls off hard there.As a complete package probably AladdinI want to rewatch Hercules, Wall-e and Up so I can reassess them.
>>33820894I mean, i scratch my cock/balls and sniff it like, daily
>>33820848MBeauty and the BeastMeet the RobinsonsThe Lion KingMulanTarzanJungle BookPeter PanThe Fox and the HoundTangledMonsters IncToy Storyall deserve a mention, but my favorite is Aladdin
Why do you guys lie about me? I never got in contact with anyone on this website, i try to airgap my socials with this site.
>>33820848M. The Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
>>33820900:3
>>33820892Yes, that's how I'm sitting right now.
>>33820901Damn, I forgot them Too many to name really
>>33820904AWW what a cutie
>>33820893I sowey for finkin it was you ;-;
>>33820891It does, but what am I to do? I don't have any friends here and I won't until I have time to join clubs and maybe a frat
>>33820904https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/image/3CfWcgdWv0ekebT14EZ7dg/Any other femanons you shapeshift into?
>>33820849Shes totally a cheating whoreGive her one excuse and she will do it
Terry Davis fulfilled the prophecy prepared the World for the return of the Messiah when he built TempleOS
>>33820893kittenposter just know that this is your fate to have dumb text logs posted on the internet like this if you rush your way into losing your virginity. Take your time.Disregard the hookuppill. Take the relationshippill.
>>33820921>I wanna do this right>Brags about threesome and not being able to walkWomen are a mistake
>act like a horndog with girl>She either puts out or dont and tells you to wait>Act like a "normal dude" with a girl>She puts up fake rules that she didnt use for other dudes like >>33820921ALWAYS Try to fuck her as early as possible.And ALWAYS steer the conversations towards horny topics.
>>33820908me...?
retarded anons, share animu school uniforms that you like and gender
>>33820930their legs are waay too long
>>33820921She a hoe
The gore OP is still up, 12 hours later? They didnt even delete the pic? Lol
>>33820937Fucks given: zero
>>33820937At least I’m not banned tho
>have slimy gross poop after eating 1 bag of ruffles>have the easiest passing turd of my life after eating chili cheese fries and chicken nuggetsBruh
where's critic anon when you need him/her
got back from the vietnamese girl’s parent’s house. it went well, she’s taking off her makeup and we’re about to fuck
>>33820947What’s that
>>33820951they check for the thread quality every now and then
>>33820953Oh ok what do they do to do that
>>33820954didn't question their methods yet
I posted my bulge on soctoga before and people made fun of me
>>33820960Me too
>>33820953We have a thread manager?
>>33820960at least you have one
Why do women hate men so much? Is it because they're all retarded children?
>>33820139No
Are female wrestlers supposed to be sluts or role models for young girls?
>>33820965Bulgeless.
>>33820974they're not for the girls
>>33820970Gee anon, could it be because you call them retarded children?
>>33820974They are half troons made to appeal to braindead moidsHalf of them dont even look goodT. Moid
i have never seen a decent nagatoro or waifufag btw
Native anon, have you heard of Mawiza?
>>33820960Could be worseI posted cock and got not a single reply
I love this community
I need a fiery redhead gf.With pale skin and red bush
>>33820979I'm just being honest.
>>33821001Some men are retarded children yes
>>33821004That's women you're thinking of.
>>33821001No you're not
>>33821006Your father had sex with a retarded child?
>>33820974>femaleThat's a man
Hypothetically an ex owes you a bunch of moneyWhat would you do
Ay boys, she's a model now. Thoughts?
>>33821013Claim it on taxes so now they can deal with the IRS.
>>33821011Low IQ.>>33821008Yes I am.
>>33821019You're the silliest moid <3
>>33821019No you aren't
>>33821015Victoria Secret needs to pick prettier girls
>>33821026I definitely am.
>>33821029You act more like a retarded child than women do
>>33821030That isn't even remotely true.
>>33820992That's a nice sentiment.Men, what should I ask you? Would you just talk about yourself?
>>33821017I didn’t think exes were a tax right off>>33821034Yes I enjoy talking about myself
>>33821034Have to hit on one of my autistic interests that I’m fixated on atm
>>33821041They are if they owe you money.
>>33821046Is it a new game? Figure painting? Food?
>>33821034>Men, what should I ask you?I don't know, what do you want to know?
Moids, she died, would you read her book?
>>33821057How tall are you?
>>33818843Do you create multiple threads because you hate swiss?
>>33821060I'm like 5'8, so manlet
>>33821058Is this a famous book? Did she off herself?
>>33821058never heard of the bookwhat's it about and how is it?
>>33821034>Men, what should I ask you?What's my favorite color :)>Would you just talk about yourself?I do enjoy that sometimes. It depends on who I'm talking to>>33821058Eh, the book seems okay. She cute tho
>>33821064Cool, so we see eye to eye.*stares directly at you in 5'8*
>>33820894I've sucked my own dick.
>>33821073Ok. What is your favorite color?
>>33820970One of them busted your balls
>>33821076how was that? Did it feel more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked like they say? Did you cum in your mouth? Did you swallow?
>>33821077Most days red but sometimes green. What is your favorite color?
>>33821074I'm pretty awful at staring contests
What happened
Will women or men ask about my sexual count? (I’m Bi). Or is that an online only thing? Obviously I can’t imagine a 40 year old gives a shit but will a 25 year old person care enough to ask?
>>33821086captcha broke for like 10 minutes?
>>33820894I've felt the sweat and sniffed it.
I had a question but I forgot
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o9ligi/emiru_assaulted_at_twitchcon/Moids, you wouldn't act like this, would you?
>>33821084Mostly blues, definitely shades of grey/black>>33821086Captcha being dumb for ya'll too?>>33821087Ok, age and bodycount.
>>33821082Frankly, it's not great. I have to try so hard to stay in position that I can't really focus on the sensations. Plus my lips don't feel as good as a woman's. and no, I came on my chest.
>>3382110124, 15
>>33821099Love how the guy next to her just did nothing. Crazy
>>338211052.5 per year ratio, you're average me thinks.
>>33821086>>33821091That was weird.>>33821099A lot of weirdos are obsessed with her.
>>33821087How many of each?
>>3382111012 women, 3 men
>>33821108Make sense. I feel like it would be easy to rack up numbers if someone really wanted to. But I’m just wondering if someone will care enough to ask, because maybe 15 could be a lot to someone I care about.
How come my inner monologue and biases always make me think people don't like me when I have no reason to think such?
>>33820974In the past wrestling promoters knew their audience and the female wrestlers were all hot sluts who would catfight in pools full of pudding or mud. Sometime around the late 2000s early 2010s "muh female empowerment" became a thing and they started trying to make female wrestlers role models for women and girls (who don't even watch wrestling). Now they force it to be 50% of the entire show no matter what. Shit is a joke.
>>33821118Anxiety is a Neanderthal trait
>>33821121you're crazy
>>33821116I'm sure there are some people that matters towards. I couldn't be one of those. It's a lot of anxiety to dwell on people historically. I honestly don't understand it outside of abandonment trauma. Why worry? You'll get their evil actions if they want to hurt you eventually.
What is it about men that make them lie to themselves? Listen to certain rap or rock music, the men exclaim they don’t want to marry or date a >whoreYet , looking at the average dating industry of male music artists, they all clearly date women who’ve been aroundWhy do they lie to themselves and then promote misogynist material?
>>33821108NTA but that is not average for a zoomer
>>33821099God I hope someone frags Hasan at one of those things
>>33821128Madonna whore complex
>>33821128What non-whore would date a rapper?
>>33821099What was that bearded manchild even doing?
>>33821113Do guys suck better dick?
>>33821137Most if they were willing to do semi long distance
>>33821138the virgin tier 4 subscriber finally getting to meet his streamer waifu in person getting cucked by some stalkerImagine being this obsessed with a streamer and not doing shit when she gets sexually assaulted DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU. Nah jk I understand people freeze up in a flight-or-fight situation, I know football players at my uni just let themselves get groped by drunk arabs. We all dream that we'd be better men though.
>>33821136> men who see women as either saintly Madonnas or debased whores. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner who has been degraded (whore) while they cannot desire the respected partner (Madonna)Interesting. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen this exactly. According to Wikipedia it pretty much means men who can’t desire their romantic partner the same way they’d desire a hoe. But I’ve never seen that. I’ve only seen men who want their romantic partner to be virgin/pure so they know they’re the only man that got to fulfill their desire with her.
>>33821128It’s not lying, it’s mockery of the self. It’s a distinctly masculine way to admit that they actually hate that aspect of their lives, as a price for everything that they are destined to be enslaved by. It’s an image that’s stuck to you like a second skin.
>>33821146He didn't even look at her
>>33821146I would give anything to put an incel in a chokehold in front of his oneititis
>>33821146>Blue hair>short>fat0% chance he was going to defend her
>>33821146This retard assualter would probably murder her boyfriend and then her if she ever came out with a partner.This is why I wouldn’t be an E girl unless I had a license to carry
>>33821158Even if you could then what? You think you'd be ready to pull up a gun when some weirdo lunges at you randomly?
>>33821160She would pay someone like me big bucks to humiliate you infront of everybody watching
>>33821158MI feel like dating a streamer chick would be a fucking landmine and I'd have to get a CC license. Hearing her talk shit about her fans in her free time would get old really fast too.
>>33821146Think he'll get jail time?
>>33821165He should, he's clearly not a safe person
>>33821011His dad wasn't in the picture.
The saddest part about dating is that sometimes you’ll meet someone who looks or is amazing and that’ll be the last time you’ll ever see these people. Thats why o really always approach. I’d rather risk rejection instead of just letting someone disappear from my life without trying. It could be someone beautiful while I’m at an event, or walking in the park, etc
>>33821128Most radio music isn't even written by the singer. Other times, most people lie in their music as you would in a school essay. Music is just meant to make you feel, and make you like it, perhaps associate yourself with it
It's so depressing, i wish i could nerd out about my interests with online content creation without feeling like i have to hide any part of my self because of creeps
>>33821175Sorry for your plight but new kitchencels
>>33821175Only good NEET is a dead NEET
Taste genderIf you were rich how would your prove someone wanted to be with you for you?
>>33821175Could you geek out with other OF creators instead of fans?
>>33821183The higher up the skill tree you go, the less people will come to trust. Trusting nobody costs nothing.
Damn I have a huge dick
>>33821212i don't
>>33821214Understandable
>>33821217it's bigger than his torso
Do guys moan more when they're drunk?
>>33821220Literally me
>>33821099No, but I think people need to come to their senses about living life like this. All of them
>>33821183>Taste genderYes, I'd like a sample of femanon, please.
>>33821221You probably know better than us
Men, you're sunbathing on the beach, a whale mounts you, tells you she wants smooch smoochWhat do?
>>33821237Wouldn't have asked if I did :/
>>33821183M, wanting to taste womenBy taking my time and not rushing into anything. If she's rushing, that might say something about her character and her intent. One can put up a facade, but they can't keep it up forever. If you spend enough time with someone, they can't help but reveal their genuine selves to you. Also just seeing how she reacts to frugality.
>>33821243Your belly looks hot in that one piece babe
>>33821243Forgot pic related
>>33821243I wonder who slipped hallucinogenics into my drink and why.
>>33821243Take her hostage until she loses the weight and assimilate her back into society under a new alias
>>33821245I've never been drunk or had sex :^)
>>33821258>hostageYou mean capture and release :pHow would you make her lose weight?
>>33821260Why do men share porn so casually
>>33821260Was that the music from Rocky?
>>33821221When I'm drunk, I give less fucks, so I'm more affectionate and shit. Can't say other guys are gonna do the exact same as me, but it's for the same reason of caring less
>>33821264Strict diet and exercise regime appropriate to her current condition; I hate fat people they genuinely disgust me.
>>33821274You would take time off hating indians to do that? Wow!
>>33821259What a coincidence, neither have I!>>33821273Nice, nice... this will be useful to know, thank you for sharing.
>>33821128It's bizarre to me that internet guys complain about whores nonstop and then do nothing but worship virtual whores in their free time whether gacha or streamers or e-thots. That is clearly the kind of woman they prefer and idolize, who turns them on the most, who they want to be and who they want to spend money on.
>>33821312>who they want to beWhoa, agp coded
>making my bf's collectors figurines kiss the moment he's out the door
>>33821274but you are fat...
MenHave you ever milked a cow? Do you have any e-gf's that we should know about? How can you tell if a girl likes you even though she has a bf? Who's a pro gamer that absolutely sucks rn?
>>33821338nono, but I have two female friends on different continents that I still talk to. One has an e-gf of her own and the other is looking for a "sub boi" to be her trad husband.see >>33820849 and the reply chainThis one's easy- TheShy. His performance against T1 was so bad he might need to be investigated for matchfixing.
>>33821338>Have you ever milked a cow?No>Do you have any e-gf's that we should know about?No>How can you tell if a girl likes you even though she has a bf?As far as I know no girl has ever liked me>Who's a pro gamer that absolutely sucks rn?I don't think I could name a "pro gamer"
>>33821338I have actually.Not anymore.If she flirts with me without telling me about >him.I could tell you my opinion on several Rocket League pros, but you probably wouldn't get it.
>>33821183FTime.
>>33821200This guy talks like someone that was poor and now think he’s rich because he lives in an apartment
>>33821425Lmao
>>33821418Is Chad not enough anymore?
>>33821450Nothing is ever enough for women because they basically don't mature past childhood.
What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?
>>33821136>Madonna Complex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100
Women, would you ever date or even marry a man with medicated HIV or AIDS?
>>33821561>Does anybody love anybody anyway?Yes. Emphatically.Here's something I wrote up before:>What does infatuation feel like?Intense affection for everything about them, including their flaws and annoying habits. It's almost like an addiction. You just want more of them.>What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)Love is a insistent but patient drive to be with them, see them, and put their happiness above most everything else. It is as strong as desire, but it is patient. It can wait, endure, and burn slowly.>What does it feel like to be in loveLike the inside of your chest and all your emotions have been cored out and tethered to this other person. Their smile is your ecstacy and their tears are your torment. Your life continues but with them the center. They are stuck, in your heart now, where your blood belongs.>What does it feel like to be lovedGiddy warmth you feel spreading out of you into the world around you. You feel filled with irrational purpose and unreasonable validation. A peaceful contentment ensnares you for as long as the feeling of being loved lasts.
>>33821338>Have you ever milked a cow?I don't think so but I have the distinct memory of being trained how to do it.>Do you have any e-gf's that we should know about?Not anymore.Unless you count anon itt. He's a sexy little bitch that lets me live in his rent free all day long. <3>How can you tell if a girl likes you even though she has a bf?Same as any other girl. But it's inconclusive. Same as any other girl.>Who's a pro gamer that absolutely sucks rn?I'm going with CallMeKevin.He's occasionally a tactical genius that weaponizes rowboats yet plays online cooperative competitive games by trying to make friends and annoy others.
The world would be a better place without women.
Virgin guys,What makes you feel desired?
>>33821798The look in her eyes
>>33821798Can't remember how that felt.
>>33821646I was quoting Howard Jones, MKG. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP2Kn10jsw
>>33821700I remember in high school one of my lunch buddies (I was a guy who sat with all girls) spent an entire semester reading this dog-eared paperback novel called Gate to Women's Country that was all about a matriarchal utopia society.
>>33821798I haven't been virginal for a while, but a woman approaching me on the dancefloor at the local disco and asking to dance with me makes me feel desired.
Would you say that you deserve a nice, relaxing abortion?
You will be ass blasted. How does that make you feel?
>>33821798If you're going to keep being rude, you'll get filtered.
>>33821995Sounds fun
I came literally six times yesterday when I got home from work. I just had lube and jacked off like an animal. A lot of the time I was imagining eating pussy. I was writing erotica and imagining I was the character just buried between a girl's legs guiding her from orgasm to orgasm, each release wearing down her pelvic floor and inner walls until she was basically spasming just by breathing. Like mid way after two orgasms she was panting and scared to continue but the character just gently started again being careful with her clit and other sensitive parts and guiding her to build again. Eventually she started gutteral moaning, and he worked his fingers inside and pressed up behind her clit rubbing the roof of her inner walls, while his other hand pressed down on her stomach applying pressure from the top. I came so many fucking times just imagining a girl going animal mode and just fucking cumming her spirit out. Like she stops being the individual woman and just becomes woman herself. Just a primal embodiment of female pleasure cumming so fucking hard her walls seem to suck his fingers of their own accord, begging him to stick his cock in. Like her pussy is playing at foreplay, "if you put it in ill grip you with everything I have, I promise."I want to eat a girl out and finger her like that so bad. I bet this is how women feel when they imagine guys losing their mind while getting their cocks sucked. I bet if you played with her nipples too you could train the pleasure to react in her pussy as well. So she can gradually just start pinching her nipples as she cums to keep the contractions going.
haha it 404'd
>>33822235Mods are back from the No Kangz protest
>>33821798Women I've talked to feel intense desire to be the one to initiate me into pleasure and sex. They want to spoil me and suck me and ride me with everything they have and ruin me for other women. They want to imprint upon me with their pussies and mouths and basically fuck me so completely I never ever forget the experience as long as I live.
Hi*plap*
>>33822240>>33822240
>>33821995No doubt. The city loves blasting their constituents in the ass. That’s just politics.>>33821338Yes.Nope.If she comes to you to talk about her day and even talks about her frustrations with her relationship.Are Game Grumps still a thing? I remember Arin being worse at Zelda as a grown man than I was when I was 7.
F asking other FsAm I weird if Im really bothered by someone texting me nonstop with like 8 texts each time? And if I ignore her for like hours as soon as I reply she replies back instantly? Are normal women friendships like this?
>>33820930think these are cool