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I was outside today. Just walking. And when I opened my mouth to breathe, out of no fucking where, a fly flew straight into my mouth and I accidentally swallowed it.

I coughed like a motherfucker as that thing went down my throat.

Question... is this thing safe inside my body?
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>>33819324
Do you think it ended up in your stomach or your lung?
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I hope you learned your lesson. Never go outside again.
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>>33819337
Me stomach I guess
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>>33819342
oh kek
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>>33819324
Sorry to break it to you, but no, the fly is not safe inside your body. It's dead.
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>>33819344
>Me stomach I guess
It wouldn't have survived very long once it hit your stomach acid. It'll be digested just fine. Only problem is that it might have been carrying some interesting diseases.
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>>33819324
The fly will lay eggs on your throat and in 2 weeks they will hatch and a shit tone of flies would hang around in your body
Just you wait op
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>>33819324
DIS NIGGA EATIN FLIES

LMAOOO
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2 more weeks op
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>>33819422
Very... fucking... funny... wise guy
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>>33819425
>it might have been carrying some interesting diseases
F
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>>33819500
>>33819651
F...
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>>33819785
Op stop being a faggot
Its for your own good
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>>33819425
>Only problem is that it might have been carrying some interesting diseases.

the stomach is pretty harsh on anything that doesn't belong there, what doesn't get dissolved by acids is eaten by the local (bacterial) Fauna. Theres a reason you need to ingest a critical mass of toxic things before oyu actually get (food) poisoning, miniscule amounts of bacteria are just genocided without effect.
Basically nothing that a small fly carries is strong enough to affect you in whatever small quantity it was on/in that fly. Unless you happen to be patient zero for some novel virus crossing from fly to human, in which case good luck and enjoy having something named after you.
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Free protein
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>>33820112
Thank you, well educated 4chan user person.

>>33819921
No

>>33820312
Oh fuck NO
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>>33819324
>when I opened my mouth to breathe
>swallowed a fly
I won't read mouth-breathing subhuman threads.
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>>33820729
Hey! You read my thread! Thank you!
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>>33820850
He always reads threads. Every single word. Even gives you his opinion on the situation.
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>>33820729
Kek
He is right op, stop being a subhuman mouth breather
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It's gonna lay eggs in you. Maggots will squeeze through your pores. If you squeeze the head of your nose hard enough you'll see the mini ones still forming come out
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>>33822146
No

>>33822225
Noooooooooo



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