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I live in a dorm with 9 other people. And there's this one guy I find incredibly annoying.

He is absolutely full of himself and has a massive ego. He sings every chance he gets even when people are around, like as if he thinks he's a Casanova. He brags to everyone that he knows karate or kung fu or whatever and can beat up any guy he wants. He constantly brags about how much money he has. Brags about the latest girl he's hooking up with.

Every time he comes home from work he says stuff like
>Oh what a beautiful day
>I deserve it
>I am awesome

When it's time for people to sleep in the dorm, he has his phone out, playing music on the speaker. If it's not that, he's talking on the phone, while others are trying to sleep. Yep talking to those supposed girls, and having phone sex with them, while I am right there in the room.

He just doesn't care about anyone but himself.

I dunno, how do I deal with this? I'm stuck in this dorm for the next couple months.

Any tips?
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>>33829369
i just learned to develop self satisfaction with my life based of my own merits and not through having to put other people down so you can feel accomplished with your lack of action because atleast youre better than that other guy.
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Chad sings in the middle of the night while gay virgin OP can’t get his Zs.

Anyways how the hell do you live with 9 other peeps? Jesus maybe not going to college was the better decision based off the state of it today. I will pay myself on the back for that.
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>>33829369
He sounds based. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from him.
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>>33829369
Just start being obnoxious back. Start shooting him down in harsh ways like
>Oh look, it's God's gift to gay men
Or something like that. If he gets in your face, challenge him to a fight outside. 90% chance he'll back down since anyone that actually knows how to fight tends not to brag about it.
If you're gonna be miserable either way, be miserable while taking your power back and getting under his skin.
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>>33829432
It's not a college, dude, this is a homeless shelter.
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>>33829443
I avoid him every second I get, and even use earplugs inside of my noise cancelling headphones. But the sound still seeps through.
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>>33829464
Sorry about your situation, probably he’s mentally challenged
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>>33829485
It's my fault really. If I wasn't such a dumbass and dropped out college maybe I wouldn't be in this situation.
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>>33829369
Do you guys all sleep in the same room??
o.0 whats that like?
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>>33829540
Nigga go back college doesn’t have an expiration date
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>>33829540
How did you even get to this point? I hope you’re not a foid by the way
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>>33829561
I'll try :(

>>33829556
It's awful.

There's a fat guy beneath me. We sleep in bunks. And this fat guy snores AND farts all fucking night long. Smelling farts all night long. Actually, half the men in the shelter snore. I never knew just how many men snore until I became homeless. It's like sleeping with vacuum cleaners.

Just awful.
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>>33829592
I'm a moid :( and it's just a series of bad life decisions
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>>33829609
Don’t frown man, that’s good. And I get it. I’m sorry.
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>>33829645
Thank you
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I recommend whatever made you drop out of college whether it was the course work or math that you work on it at the shelter and go back to college. If that environment doesn’t motivate you to do that then that’s on you. Sorry about the situation
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>>33829474
You're being a bitch is what you're doing
Out-douche the douche, it's so much fun when you actually commit
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>>33829369
>>33829464
OH HE'S BLACK
Just play on racial insecurities. Unless you're scared of black people or something
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>>33829752
>homeless shelter
>oh he's black
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>>33829464
>It's not a college, dude, this is a homeless shelter.
Shank him outside nobody is gonna miss a homeless bum. Alternatively kys.
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Guys I live in shared accommodation and I have to put up with PEOPLE, is this cooked or what chat?
Yes, it sucks, but it's meant to suck - owning a space that you control is necessary to overcome these obstacles. There is no solution besides life advancement. It sucks, but it must be done.
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>>33830003
>is this cooked or what chat?
Kill me now.
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Keep asking him if he knows that all cats are gay. Like spontaneously, in the middle of conversations. It'll start fucking with him. In a couple of weeks he'll have developed schizophrenia and have to be taken away.
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>>33830091
Is this how you weaponize mental illness?
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>>33829369
>He constantly brags about how much money he has. Brags about the latest girl he's hooking up with.
>lives in a dorm with 9 other people
?
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>>33829369
>I live in a dorm with 9 other people
this is your issue, right there
not this random guy
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>>33830091
You are so fucking funny that's actually good advice and would shut down his ego
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>>33831834
It's weaponizing mental illness, is it not?
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>>33831546
Yeah just look at the people methodically and intentionally and successfully destroying /gif/. They use the same strategy
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>>33832361
kek
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>>33831755
It is unfathomable
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>>33829369
Autistic nigger?
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>>33829369
>kung fu master
>gets bitches
>immaculate singing voice
I'd probably move out OP, I think he owns the space now...
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>>33836202
homeless shelter
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you live with a rich chad kung fu master and instead of being friends with him you whine? society is cooked
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>>33836202
Well, for one, I've never actually seen him fight anybody. Never seen any of these so called bitches. And his voice sounds like the reason autotune was invented. And yes, we all live in a homeless shelter.
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>>33836297
If he's so rich why is he in a homeless shelter sleeping in bunk beds next to other homeless dudes?
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>>33836297
Why would you be friends with someone so obnoxious self centered and audibly annoying? Are you one of those people that goes to the library and plays your music on speaker because you think everyone loves to listen to your shit music?
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>>33836202
>>33836297
Oh, I forgot to mention, he's 70 years old. Every night, I can hear him urinating into a bottle because he can't be bothered to get up and go to the bathroom.

So he just sleeps with bottles of piss next to him.
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>>33829464
Oh shit...



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