Am I gonna die? Just noticed this thing on my thumb this morning. Doesn't really hurt even if I press on it, just feels numb.
>>33831850Close up
>>33831850we need to cut off your arm
>>33831851You need to amputate the right half of your body to survive
>>33831850An immediate total cranium amputation is the only hope for survival
>>33831850go to the doctor. im pretty sure its like, scientifically proven that moids are too hesitant to go to the doctor so they die
>>33832004I'm not gonnaJust tell me what I got
>>33832355You have a blister, dumbass.
>>33832355It's called a blood blister. It's totally benign. It'll go away in a few days to a week.
>>33832421what causes that???
It's a blood blister. Find a needle, dip it in alcohol, then light it on fire. Shake it out. Stab the blister, then squeeze the blood out. After that put a bandage on it. If anything else comes out let me know.
>>33832423Crazy bitches like you.
>>33832423An abrasion that breaks capillaries but also does not break the skin. It's like bruising, but closer to the surface.
>>33832421Thank you for the actual answerI was worried I got tetanus or some shit
>>33832355small-joint boneitisjust cut that finger off and you should be fine for a few more years
>>33831850Well you can hang yourself just to be sure it doesn't kill you... Otherwise I would not worry.