How do I get a red-flags galore to lose interest in me?She's an apartment neighbor, never thought about her before but we had multiple run-ins and now she seems to look for ANY excuse to see me.I feel like a rabbit being stared down by a fox if you catch me...She's young(er) than me, completely obsessed, AND MARRIEDI want NO part in this but she's made a scene of it and it's turned into a headache.
>>33835115Leo DiCaprio or idk some celebrity had a stalker and invited her for coffee and just whined and complained for an hour and apparently that broke her fantasy and she stopped following him. So idk, just be your worse self around her
>>33835115Idk fuckin shit your pants in front of her or something. Maybe burp right in her face, maybe make a joke about disabled people or go on a tirade about how great Hitler was.Say "check this shit out," and attempt a backflip, hurt yourself and ask her to call 911. Start twitching while talking to her and apologize and blame it on AIDS. Figure it out.
>>33835115Do "run-ins" mean you fucked her?
>>33835236It's more she's had a run of bad luck and it's always me who sees it happening and has to act.Like, the first was some thief who was jumping balconies. He tried to escape through my apartment but when I wouldn't let him through he tried to jump back through hers but I restarined him and a few other tenants helped me until the police came.Another (later) time was her getting harassed in front of the building, I just yelled those guys down.There's been a few more over the past few months, like it's not all at once. She just seems to attract disaster somehow.She started talking to me more without her ring but when I asked about her husband she stopped bothering to remove it. Now she just talks about how her husband is always traveling, never home, etc.>>33835210I tried that. Unfortunately, I'm not a very good actor, fuck I'm not even good at lying.I figured if I bored her head off and chattered about nerd/technical shit she'd get the "ick" but she was just listening and enjoying (don't think she got any of it)
>>33835308Just tell her and be frank that she is married and you have morals and cannot do anything with a married woman. Both indirectly chastizing her for her behavior, and setting a red line. Bitch seems unhinged to be so eager to cheat.