Many incels don't realise that getting a girlfriend is just the start, not the end. You think life is hard now? Imagine how much harder it will be if you ever had a gf.How do you keep her mind off Chad? She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex.How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad? She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.How do you avoid boring her? She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex everything. All of this with men who are... smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.How do you please her sexually? She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick. And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 0" to 8" dick can.
>>33837097I think you are spending too much time on the internet, where people lie about themselves. The number of people in the world who have a 10 inch long penis is in the thousands, it's extremely rare. That is why Stacy uses a dildo, and why would you want to date a roastie anyway?>how do you keep the relationship going?Women are illogical. The more effort you put into the relationship compared to her ("I am the table", etc.) the less attracted she will be.Women are meant to be the simps, not men. Chad is so attractive to them because he does not care about getting ghosted, he is in demand.Look at how other animals mate. Males who are not the leader of the pack usually don't have sex. Humans imposed upon women rules regarding their sexual behaviour. Now they have been discarded and women are once again free to act on their instincts, as ingrained by millions of years of evolution.
Yeah as someone a little older than most people on here, it was way easier before the internet. If you knew your gf was at home or with you, you had nothing to worry about. We had phones obviously, but she knew better than giving her number out anyway.
>>33837097>She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick.Incels are really leveling up from basix cope into full on delusive Schizophrenia, and mthe odlest of of them are barely in their forties. I dare not to think what their mental state will be like when actual old age creeps up on them in their basements..
>>33837097I'd pump her pussy full of cum every day but it's the way I'd spread her ass and touch her pussy that will make her stay around.
If you retards focused more on building relationships instead of ticking made up checkboxes you'd be way less miserable
>>33837097Your complete lack of anything even resembling self-esteem or confidence is staggering. You've become so malignantly pathetic that your self-loathing has devolved into masochistic sexual fantasies - obsessing about big dicks and dildos and giant ripped guys. Its so fucking weird.
>>33837097Posts like these absolutely fascinate me. How much delusion does one have to live in to genuinely believe any of this? Like it makes me want to write a dystopian sci-fi novel where the setting is this bizarre hypersexual tribalism, just to really get into how absolutely fucking delusional it all is from the perspective of anyone even halfway grounded in reality.
>>33837450It's just hyper-learned helplessness and integrated memeplexes and shitposting. It seems like deep esoteric truths to people who render realty through a computer screen all day every day and spend the rest of the time inside their own skulls. It's sad, but not particularly pitiably because they do it to themselves.
>>33837097>men who are... smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than youNot smarter or stronger, and probably also less interesting than me.
>>33837097moids fantasize was more than women do. you fantasize about margot robbie even in a relationship. who cares?moids are the ones who all cheat if they can. im a virgin, i know yall all wanna cheat cause you admit it.i honestly dont even see the appeal. if i was willing to fuck id want it to be monogamous, which is one of the reasons why im a virgin baka>threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex everythingthats your taste. ive never done any of that and id never want to (MAYBE id want to do cnc where im the one raping the moid)>How do you please her sexuallyyou moids brag about not listening, like going in fast when she says to go slow. you dont even wanna please women. >She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick. And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 0" to 8" dick can.retard, as delusional as i may be about james madison, the only thing i've ever fucked is a shower
>>33837097also, i doubt if 10 inch dicks are even a thing. you sound... unstable.>>33837140moids admit that all they want to do is rape and torture women, yet you act shocked that women are opting out. yet you call women illogical because of something you made the fuck up. moids do not put effort in.>call women illogical>claim Women are meant to be the simps>ignore the real worldmoids are the one who act on instinct, thats why actual volcels are all women>>33837245>>33837450yeah, i often find myself wondering "do y'all really believe this shit?"
>>33837097you internet brain-damaged fellas spend more time fantasizing about Chad's dick and balls and asshole and jaw bones more than all of the women in the world combined.
>>33837097>me, holding hands with a girl on a dateI WONDER WHAT CHAD'S SCROTUM LOOKS LIKE>me, kissing a girlHOW MUCH OF CHAD'S SEMEN HAS PASSED THROUGH HERE>me, having sex with a girlGROSS, YUCK, I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE SEX WITH CHAD THAN HIS SLOPPY SECONDSvery normal thought patterns
>>33837097you think about the Chad boogeyman so much, I'm beginning to believe you're fantasizing about him
>>33837920normal female thought patternsyou'll know one day
>>33838062You have never, in your life, ever spoken to a real life woman since high school.
>>33838076You fucking wish :)
>>33837879>yeah, i often find myself wondering "do y'all really believe this shit?"I wonder this myself. Sometimes I think it's just shitposting. But then, to think that typing this shit out is a worthwhile use of one's time is a whole other ballpark of insanity.
>>33837097stop thinking about other hung men faggot and maybe that'll help you realize that the chads you fantasize about are a fantasy
>>33837450>>33837528The emotional masochism of 4chan over the years is fascinating. We've gone from yearning for women, to reviling women for preferring Chad, to wanting to become the women who fuck Chad. We're quickly approaching a singularity event where in the sick and damaged collective imagination of 4chan, the incels become both Chad and Stacy, an ouroboros of penis and vagina that fucks itself and degrades itself endlessly.
>>33838207>to wanting to become the women who fuck Chad.I mean some do
>>33838076I'm sub8 so women are repulsed by me
>>33838207Hatred lust and envy of women are terrific shit when combined. I think every man either wishes he was a cute girl in today's world or the seed just hasn't been planted in his mind yet
>>33838107Deep down the yknow its bullshit. But protecting a fragile Ego takes diligent work every day, so they will spend many hours diligently crafting excuses and cope phantasies. A bit of a shame, because with even a fraction of that effort, a 2/10 guy could get himself laid. Alas, such is the nature of mental illness.
>>33838214Chad doesn't fuck 5/10 femboys who hit the Wall at 23. Why do you think they are seething? The time of Twink Death approaches fast.
Been together with my wife for 10 years, have two kids. Only downside is no time for hobbies. Can't say any of your ramblings/insecurities were a thing in our relationship. But whatever, perhaps I am a Chad in your mind as well - despite always having been a socially anxious, fat loser.
>>33838062I love when KHVs come here to lil bro us about women as if they have any fucking clue what they're talking about. Its the lowest form of LARPing
>>33838419>I think every man either wishes he was a cute girl in today's world or the seed just hasn't been planted in his mind yetEhh. I envy attractive and confident people, but even then I can narrow it down to attractive and confident dudes. The fantasy of a cute girl acting submissive and giggly in my presence activates my neurons like nothing else. Having people throw themselves at me the way they do at the hottest girls would be cool, but the amount of posturing and preening that goes into being a hot girl seems suffocating. The social conditioning for guys and girls is just worlds apart. When I think about how society lets the hottest dudes get away with sloppy, lazy, crude behavior, it's a no brainer.Hot chicks get away with murder too, but they have to tart themselves up and put themselves on display. It's work. That's probably why they treat the end result (sex) as merely transactional; they're more calculating and strategic by design. That doesn't sound nearly as fun as being an alpha male who bounds around like a dumb dog and plants his seed wherever he wants because it feels so good and the girls are so hot.
i'm 36 and i'm gonna give myself 10 months to fix myself and find a gf (currently an incel) otherwise i'll kms>lose 80 pounds (2 lbs per week, currently 240 lbs)>get a hobby that i'm passionate about (reading, taking care of cats, beta hobbies)>pretend to be into feminism and leftism (i'm a massive CHUD but the type of woman i want is certainly going to be left-wing, it is what it is)>find a job and make money (currently an Uber driver with no career prospects)>find a good lawyer to clear my criminal offenses (currently pending charges for aggravated cyberstalking and making death threats, both felonies)and once i fix myself, i'm gonna use the Chyrpe dating app for female-led relationships to find a femdom GF. am i gonna make it?
>>33838528Yeah man, you could work the mid-30s/no prospects angle to spin yourself as the kind of dirtbag that trashy girls and toxic younger girls love. An astonishing number of chicks also get wet for felons. I'd find a way to either lie about your charges or fluff them up to sound cooler, because I get the impression you were acting like a loser incel.Threats and implied violence are huge turnons, especially if you act remorseful about the past. Women love knowing that you're capable of that shit, but that you're 'reformed' and would never do that to THEM. Don't advertise that shit, though. Act reluctant. Make them drag it out of you.>"It's just tough for me to talk about the past. I'm not that guy anymore..."That kind of thing.Those are your trump cards, non. Godspeed.
>>33838207>the incels become both Chad and Stacy, an ouroboros of penis and vagina that fucks itself and degrades itself endlessly.Fucking kek.I'm glad at least a few sensible (and funny) posts came to be in this thread born of pure cuck fantasies and self-hatred. OP should be ashamed of himself, but he's so far gone I doubt he's felt anything close to shame in a very long time.
>>33838528>pretend to be into feminism and leftism (i'm a massive CHUD but the type of woman i want is certainly going to be left-wingI wouldn't recommend pretending to be into anything to just get a gf, though I am curious what you mean about how what you need a left wing gfbut hey maybe you'll just be pretending to be into it at first but eventually learn to appreciate it and find out it's not the Great Satan that 4chuds make it seem to be.
>>33837097there is a 10000 dollar prize available for any guy that can prove he has an actual 10 inch cockthe prize money has yet to be claimed
>>33837097Can't you just be Chad?
>>33839560Easier to raise a stronger man than to fix a broken one.
>>33839753Broken men either accept defeat or they struggle and become the greatest Chad who has ever lived.
