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How long is it supposed to take a guy to find a girlfriend? A woman that is willing to date him?
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>>33837923
If you haven't been on at least one terrible practice date by the time you're 16-18 then there's definitely something wrong with you, not that's all over owari da you can still get your first date(s) as a 20-something year old

>in b4 "not enough money" or some other shit
no you got some sort of autism or internet brain damage.
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>>33837923
How long is a piece of string? Forever, if you are a basement-dwelling, perpetually-online subhuman moron who expects an app to magically drop a gf into his lap.
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>>33837923
I'M JOINING IN ON THIS QUESTION!!
I'M SO FUCKING LOST FOR ANSWERS ;(((((((( I'M SO FUCKING DONE DUDE!!!! THERE'S THIS GIRL SHE WAS SINGLE JUST 3 WEEKS AGO AND NOW SHE GOT A BF AND I SAW THEM KISS AND SHE RUBBED HER HEAD ON HIM TODAY AND I'M JUST SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HOW EASILY SHE DID THAT ;((( SHE IS A NEW STUDENT AT MY SCHOOL ONLY 2 MONTHS INTO THE PROGRAM, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DUDE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!

AND BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING - I MEET AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH SO MANY WOMEN A WEEK. JUST NOTHING FUCKING STICKS!! FUCK1!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>33838335
I won't read guy!!! omg is that you?! :D
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>>33838354
WELL I DUNNO DUDE WOMEN TODAY JUST ARE NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS
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>>33838377
IT. FUCKING. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS


Is the problem really that my BMI is 30.4? at 30 you're considered obese class 1, at below 30 (in like 2 weeks) I'll be "Overweight" BMI.
Healthy BMI starts at 25, but really you're shooting for 22, which is another 40 pounds from where I am right now

IS THE 40 POUNDS THE DIFFERENCE???? IS THAT REALLY THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME BEING HOT AND BEING JUST ANOTHER GUY??????????????????? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE!!!!!!
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>>33838377
funny how moids claim that women need moids, yet moids are the ones constantly begging for sex and whining that women dont want it
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>>33838603
you will never be a woman
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>>33838609
kek
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>>33837923
it never happens, simple as
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>>33840564
Nooooo :(
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>>33838609
Woman or not, s/he's right.
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>>33840693
>s/he
it*
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>>33838609
i'm cis, you fucking retard
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>>33837923
Easy. If no gf lower your standards. If want hole easy to find.
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>>33841418
no hole! me no faggot! me want REAL pussy!
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>>33841418
NO HOLE!!!
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>>33841366
Prove it. Post pussy with timestamp.
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>>33841460
>>33841736
>women don't have holes
huh? Seems you two sissies had a faggotian slip.
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>>33837923
Step one is becoming someone who others can find pleasant and that you feel can be worthwhile for a woman to date.
If you skip the first step, you won't get much accomplished.

It also helps to have a mindset of seeing it as wanting to spend time with a woman to see if you want to spend more with her. Seeing it as a woman being willing to give you the gift of her company isn't helpful.

Asking a girl out isn't asking for something. It's expressing your interest and seeing if she shares it.
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>>33842344
A hole is what faggots call their anus while they have faggot ass sex. Women don't have holes, they have pussies. You fucking tranny loving degenerate.
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>>33842572
Oh. You sure? I thought hole was a derogatory term for woman as in she is nothing but a hole or SILENCE HOLE!
Weren't fags using bussy to describe gay butt or am I falling behind again?
Can any other anons confirm or deny my statement?
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>>33841749
ah, so i was almost right. admittedly i thought it was to get me to post my tits.
im tempted to post a pic of uterine prolapse
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>>33842650
Trannies have tits. You can't fake pussy.

>>33842624
From what I've seen, hole is the new bussy.
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>>33842700
dont their tits have scars?
i bet you love their tits though
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>>33843016
>i bet you love their tits though
Wow, you really are a woman. You have no idea what men find attractive.
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>>33843556
moids fuck lizards.
moids catcall trans women.
moids rape babies.
moids brag about how dishonest they are.

moids also excuse violence by saying that all women are masochists. kys
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>>33843556
dont moids rape trans women in prisons all the time?
moids will do anything as long as it harms someone
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>>33843607
>moids
can I be a droid instead? robots are so cool
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>>33842624
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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>>33837923
That is a horrible question, because I have no idea what you look like or what your life situation is.
However, consider this: Instead of "looking for a gf" which is shit and ineffective, try to setup your life so that you are regular interacting with numerous interested women, and all you have to do is pick one.
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>>33845995
This sounds like Chad behavior. I am not a Chad.
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>>33845981
THE HOLE!!!
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>>33843607
i don't care about your life in the third world, cry harder and go home if you're an illegal
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>>33838603
if you need to get dicked down just say so holy shit
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>>33846251
You can become one. Chad doesn't have to be reliant on physical appearance. Consider that anyone with a level of leadership or popularity is Chad.
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>>33848655
kek
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>>33848622
MY HOLE!!!
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>>33852480
PUT IT IN MY HOLE!!!
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>>33848838
>Consider that anyone with a level of leadership or popularity is Chad.
Objectively untrue
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>>33855610
lmao oh that explains why he always looks like a robot
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>>33855610
My god that man is not human
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Not everyone is supposed to reproduce.

If you're very asymmetrically ugly and absolutely unforgivably low IQ with no excuse, it is really infuriating imagining my children having to share such a small planet with whatever abominations you might spew out with whatever equally undesirable female is pathetic enough to mingle with you, all under some totally artificial and faggotish delusional idealism that all humans get to have kids.

Look at how terrible most of the 'genetically desirable' past generation are and have remained at raising their children. Most of them do not give a single true fuck about putting in the full energy to raise their spawn, trusting the nightmare that is the public education system to do all the babysitting and life lesson-ing for them. It is trash, and that is, again, starting off with being 'genetically desirable'. What chances should the genetically undesirable have? Can a civilization afford to artificially boost their reproductive rate with pity parties? No.

I don't know you of course, you could be easily salvageable and just down on your luck. But that most likely doesn't matter, so I type this in the hope that you do not help enshittify the resource deprivation of the next generations. The innate truth is you almost certainly wouldn't be here asking the random scum, that usually is 4chan, for advice if you were worthy of getting a girl to open her legs.

Go join the military and struggle as hard as you can. You have to be a good person first and foremost. Workout hard, get the 6/8 pack even though it is superficial, biology IS superficial, it has to be, it is supposed to be in order to function correctly for sexual attraction. Save up all the money you can so you're able to actually protect your children. A mate will naturally come if you're worthy.

If it is as simple as needing a girlfriend for sex, well, that is really sad and disgusting and is just more proof you shouldn't be reproduced with.
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>>33838388
my nigga you're obese lol, what do you think?



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