>>33836076Blonde edition
>>33839062She’s got an extremely masculine face.
Sexy as fuck
>>33839062Fuck blondes. Jet black hair >>>>>>>>
I want Chad to give me lots of babies
cute femanons
Did you know I'm going to die alone and it will be all my fault
>>33839075:)
Disgusting
How the fuck do people even have the time to worry about dating when bills have to be paid constantly for everything?
>>33839066no lol, we're all BlueValkyrie now
>>33839081Yes.
>>33839075No
I wish i had wavy hair
Ugly
>>338390915'6"
>>33839093Wish granted. But you start balding in 5 years
>>33839095Me but I have blond hair lol
Please stop posting facial hair i'm going to turn lesbian
>>33839078Damn, that poor guy. :(>>33839085Paying bills becomes second nature after a while. I straight up don't even realize I've already paid them a lot of the time.
I’m pleased to know that I pass femanon’s mustache test.
women if you had a younger female friend or little sister that never had sex before and had a crush on your bf, would you let your bf fuck her so she could get some experience
unlovable
>>33839097As a woman??
>>33839089I don't want this to happen
>>33839096Standing Sex*tapping image*
Sexy.All right, so a thick bushy mustache that is actually well trimmed is sexually attractive. Probably just because it says he has good testosterone, I don't know. But it is attractive, especially if he's got a good face for it. An ugly little thin mustache is repulsive, and for some reason, yeah, I do associate it with pedophiles. A long beard is disgusting, a patchy, scraggly pewbnessed with bald spots is very unattractive. It just looks so poorly groomed, and something about the patchiness does just put me off, as opposed to it being even distribution, but it's also kept trimmed as stubble. It looks like he's trying to avoid ingrown hairs and acne while maintaining a well-groomed face. Thanks for watching!
Where do I meet clingy gf?
>>33839106Good lord this guy looks like he could be my uglier brother. My anxiety spiked for a second because I don’t have my glasses on and thought it was me lmfao
My female friend once said she hates to see when men shave their beards. Who do i believe?
>>33839112How do I avoid women like you?
>>33839106I think if he actually became a gym rat to try and put some better bulk on him, shave the top of his head and just get a toupee... He wouldn't be Chad, but he'd have a chance.
>>33839112Thanks for the lecture! I’ve been wondering if I need to ditch my mustache or not. I’m gonna put a lot of stock in this sample size of 1 and keep it.
>>33839116Different people have different tastes, anon, you know this.
I think it's very telling how shelter dogs and cats NEVER react negatively exclusively to women, only with men. When have you ever heard someone say "it's afraid of women" ?
>>33839112>good testosteroneI don't want to put my lips on kiwi or gorilla skin
>>33839109yep
>>33839116Personal preference, there are plenty of women that hate any and all facial hair, and they'd way prefer to see a ton of acne and ingrown hair than stubble. Others who think if he doesn't have a beard down to mid-chest, he's not a man.>>33839119Just keep doing whatever you're doing, pal.
>>33839077why not both>>33839081samesies>>33839085idk, most people here probably aren't penniless like usI'm gonna get charged unarranged overdraft and credit card interest fml>>33839095bro needs a shave>>33839123>When have you ever heard someone say "it's afraid of women"?me about myself
>>33839125I'll be dead by the ai cyborg revolution anyway
>>33839111your crotch would actually be aligned with a taller guy. 5'6 is literally cuck chair material
>>33839078don't you already have a fatherless child>>33839116like other anon said different people have different tastes. my ex told me not to shave, the girl I dated before that told me to shave, basically just do what they ask
He's not ugly what is wrong with everyone
>>33839123But I thought they were just heckin good boi protectors???
>>33839131>basically just do what they askHow come only men have to do this? if a man tries to style a woman to his liking then he's controlling...
Men, how big is your penis?
>>33839126Bet, judgmental people are so icky
>>33839118>where the fuck are the guys like thisI've known guys like this working in warehouses and kitchens in the UK lol
>>33839140You're judgmental
>>33839121Nose to lip coverage seems to be the most attractive type
>>338391388 inches long, 5.5 around. Bit pencilly but it is what it is
>>33839062>>33839072Imagine the Chads she'd give birth to
>>33839077Next thread will be black hair or redhead edition
>>33839137Nta but women usually already style to society while men are more laid back, why are you so afraid of grooming yourself like a decent man
I play RuneScape 3 as a hardcore ironman.I also play OSRS as a hardcore ironman.I play no other games.
>>33839142Ok lol
state gender, post a screenshot of your preferred height differencehttps://www.heightcomparison.com/picrel is what an ideal relationship looks like btw
>>33839130No you have to be lower than my crotch to thrust upward with the legnth of your cock.
>>33839075If men only took care of themselves they'd shoot up at least 2 points on the attractiveness scale. I just think if we lived in a utopia where every guy was a Chad and it makes me sad when I go out and see men with an egg shaped body and Norwood 3
>>33839138Gimme a second.
>>338391385.5" long 5" girth
I had sex with one of the girls that used to frequent ATOGA. She drove really far to meet me. It was nice. It's been 2 years since then and I haven't had sex since then.
>>33839157Who was it?
>>33839157I don't want to believe these things
How do i get a hair stylist/beauty salon gf?
>>33839152you have to generate that power from bending the knees though. I mean just try to thrust upwards while standing completely straight. It's awkward and logistically impossible. Being taller is actually an advantage for that because you have more slack
>>33839157I almost did this but things changed
I had sex with an atoga moid
>>33839077>>33839147Are there ginger femanons?
>>33839137Yesterday or something like that there was a discussion featuring some autist who was confused as to why he couldn't just tell women they were ugly if they asked, Or if he had to reject a woman because he found her unattractive, he didn't understand why it might not be a good thing to tell her she was unattractive to him. Same dice here, as a man She will tell you what she wants and what she finds attractive. She'll tell you that you're too skinny and you need to gain weight. She'll tell you that you're too heavy and you need to lose weight. She'll tell you that you need to shave your face or that you need to grow out specific facial hair or she'll tell you that your clothes look weird, etc but you are not under any circumstances supposed to say those types of things to a woman. It's pretty much always considered abusive and controlling. That's Manners.
>>33839168me!
I had a threesome with two /atoga/ girlies.Both blonde too btw, which was a funny coincidence.
>>33839151I would've posted the same pic>>33839157insane that people actually meet other users from this site, you couldn't pay me toglad it was a nice experience though>>33839164get your hair done at the salon and try to rizz>>33839168tell the story then
>>33839149>I also play OSRS as a hardcore ironmanI tried this, but I dc'd abd died against elvarg, lol.
I was raped by /atoga/ foids...
>>33839164Rizz her in the salon
>>33839172Was it you? >>33839174>tell the story thenPrivate
Technically I had sex with myself, since metaphysically speaking, we are all just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively through bodies.
>>33839173Bro’s gonna be saying this with his dying breath.
>2h of trying to fall asleep in the bed>another 1.5h trying it on the couch>still awake and have to get up in less than 4hI hate this shit so fucking much.
>>33839153The Dr. Robotnik build... Yeah, that's all on him. But the Norwood Reaper comes for who he comes. There's not really much to be done about it at that point, except medications that might really destroy your health or just shaving it off and wearing a wig or toupee
I turned everyone in /atoga/ virgin
>>33839174>>33839177Aren't you not supposed to ask out women who are just doing a job? wont that make her uncomfy?
>>33839173these stories are gradually becoming less believable>>33839178>Privatealright then, keep your secrets...>>33839179based manwhore>>33839149based OSRS enjoyermeanwhile I'm playing this surreal horror masterpiece https://youtu.be/zeR0nQZmloE>>33839182sorry to hear that anondon't stress about how much sleep you get tonight, maybe have a hot chocolate and read a book or somethingiktf I've been sleeping like 3 hours a night recently
>>33839151F*sigh* oh to be picked up by a tall moid
Women, what turns you into a wet puddle? When was the last time this happened
>>33839187well maybe not on the job but maybe you'll get to know someone there my grandma was my grandad's hairdresser and one day he went to her house with flowers and asked her to a dance but that probably wouldn't work nowadays
>>33839190Lesbian colors
>>33839191>what turns you into a wet puddle?Evil human melting ray
Atoga cured my misogyny.
I have a bf and we were on a date yesterday and I will fuck him tonight
>>33839188Fuck off, piece of shit.
men:Is it unreasonable to want to have sex with a guy that is smart, able to have a conversation with me, not physically repulsed by me, and not secretly gay? I want to have sex but the more I get to know a guy (my standards for what I find attractive are very low by the way) I get turned off. Also, I don't really meet men. I'm kind of afraid of putting my face on a dating app but I think there's other anonymous avenues to find a guy to have sex with. Am I asking for too much? Should I just get a dildo and a weighted blanket and pretend it's a man that likes me?
>>33839151F
I had sex with my boyfriend and he made me cum
>>33839183I used to feel bad about it but men say the most vicious shit about women completely unprompted. So, eh.Btw just shave it. We can all tell it's a wig so don't even try it, only nigger women are delusional enough to think it fools anyone
>>33839200No, it’s not too much. That’s very normal actually.
Do you ever feel dead already
>>33839200why do women never just want to cuddle
Girls,how true is that you want someone that just listen to you? Maybe I have bad luck, but all the girls I have known like guys that make fun of them or treat them like just a fuck toy
>>33839200You need to accept risk. If you're trying to do this anonymously, then you're only going to get people who are subpar partner material. You have to actually put yourself out there. No risk, no reward. That's like expecting to find your dream husband in this shit hole.
>>33839200>Is it unreasonable to want to have sex with a guy... Also, I don't really meet men. I'm kind of afraid of putting my face on a dating app...YesMake it reasonable by going out or getting on the apps. If you don't try and go fishing, you won't catch fish
>>33839200>I get turned offIdk, date a corporate executive who's only looking for hookups or something then.Smart guys are usually in relationships which means you have to get to know the guy.
>>338391387.5 long, a bit above averageidk how thick, but i think its slightly above average there too
>>33839206is this the women that carries around her dead husband in No i'm not Human?
Is any women here sad that Daniel Naroditsky died?
>>33839191I was never as puddly as that time i interacted with one chad, i might be broken
>>338391386.8" x 5.5">>33839200Having standards is okay.
>>33839168How recently?
I asked this girl if she would like to be my girlfriend but she has been off-line for a bit. In the meantime I have been sending messages wishing her a good morning and good night. I know that she is off-line because she has a busy life with work and taking care of family members.Should I>continue sending these messagesor>wait a bit, because of what I had said?
>>33839200>men:>Is it unreasonable to want to have sex with a guyyeah, that's gross. What if his dick is small?
>>33839190A guy did this to me and my phone fell out of my pocket and broke on the sidewalk
>>338391546” long and about 5” girth.
>womenchildren tantrum hours Have fun, cya
>>33839203Never in my life outside of high school have I actually seen anyone just go up to another person especially a stranger and just start listing their features that are considered ugly. I have heard people list unattractive features but only when they're directly asked or when the other person mid-conversation says something like you're balding or you're built like Gru
>>33839224Wow you are retarded
>>33839200>the more I get to know a guy I get turned offJust do hookups then, it's pretty normal.
>>33839200Are you looking for a fwb specifically?
>>33839165No. Bending at the knees creates distance where your cock should be. Putting your hips out of range for penetrating frontfacing.
>>33839151Me and who
Women would you let me gently pluck your nipple hairs?
>>33839220Not a woman, but BlueValkyrie probably, because her eceleb crush was friends with him.But I personally used to watch his streams and speedruns. At least he died doing what he loved.
I really really really need a moid to come and rail me now
>>33839151MI'd also take a 5'1" qt.
>>33839221What made him chadlike?
>>33839231How am I retarded?
>>33839157Weren't you complaining at the time about it making you miserable?
>>33839219Yes I cried so much about her
>>33839240*pushes your face into the pillow*
>>33839240Where is this needy foid?
>>33839151I will take a woman of any height that would like a 5'9" man...
>>33839204thank you>>33839211How do I do that though? I don't know how to meet single men that would be interested in me>>33839213Can it only be through the apps?>>33839214A relationship would be ideal but I'm sooo horny.>>33839225>What if his dick is small?Then I'd kill myself>>33839232Hookups scare me>>33839234I don't have any friends
>>33839200>Is it unreasonable to want to have sex with a guy that is smart, able to have a conversation with me, not physically repulsed by me, and not secretly gayno that's like bare minimum>>33839197I'm actually going to bed now so I can start drinking early before work>>33839206I've been dead inside since I was 7 years old>>33839224>but she has been off-line for a bitdo you know her IRL...>>33839230once I went as Gru to a Hallowe'en party, good times
>>33839203https://youtube.com/shorts/83BNiKtRUBw?si=1OPaK_onqf6Z6d3mI used to think that too, but times have changed.
>>33839238>Women would you let me gently pluck your nipple hairs?Sure if I can shave/trim his butt hair and or if he wants me too.
>>33839223You tell me
>>33839248That's a man.
>>33839151
>>33839235>Bending at the knees creates distance where your cock should beI know, that's the point. It's too short for 5'6, but taller guys have no problem. You can't generate thrust force standing straight up, you have to have your knees bent to do the thrusting.
Men, what should I be for Halloween?
>>33839230They won't usually say it to the person's face but they'll talk about it with each other if they think they're safe to do so, they're just good at acting the part in public. And I don't insult ugly men to their face but my thoughts are not as charitable to them as they used to be.
>>33839251>do you know her IRL...No, but we have been speaking for a while and are fairly close to each other.
>>33839242Tall, very pretty, confident, strong, sporty, extroverted, sexually experienced, aware, open to different experiences
>>33839243You said that over text and then texted multiple times after it without waiting for a response. I also doubt she is so busy she cant glance at her phone for a quick second so she is definitely just ghosting you after your spergy confession of love.
>>33839260Margret Thatcher
>>33839250>A relationship would be ideal but I'm sooo horny>Hookups scare me>I don't have any friendsSo what are you looking for?
>>33839253Fmoids must suffer for this
>>33839201>>33839257now kiss
>>33839247Me next
>>33839210Where exactly are you looking? I hear all the time that women are just these horrendous gold digging whores that will laugh when men cry, even if it's their own boyfriend, and that men only want big sexy bimbo, and even if you're doing your best and putting out, he's still subscribed to OnlyFans Sluts, and every time a woman walks by, he's busting in his neck trying to get a peek. Yet, I've known very very few people like this in real life, and you can always tell what kind of person they are.
>>33839210I don't think guys do this.
>>33839255I'm guessing recently since it's on your mind. Perhaps last weekend?
>>33839253Okay but those men are still ugly though, they have the weak little mousey physique you see on gay guys.
how should I punish my girlfriend's childish behavior?
>>33839276Spray bottle with water
>>33839267A fucking miracle. I don't know what to do to achieve this anon, that's why I'm here asking :(
>>33839210That’s because the only girls you know are from 4chan
>>33839260Are you going for scary, sexy, or funny?
>>33839265I sent one in the day, one at night. And they were not questions, so they do not warrant a response. I do not respond if someone says something and it is not a question.Probably fucked up, but tell me, should I wait? And if so, how long?
how should I reward my boyfriends mature behavior?
>>33839220He seemed like a lovely dude. I hope he rests peacefully.
>>33839274No
State gender, what's the hottest thing a person of the opp sex can do?
>>33839285Plastic model kits
>>33839288Am I warm or cold?
>>33839254>shave/trim his butt hairFor what purpose...?
>>33839290MBe genuinely kind and respectful of others.
>>33839250Apps are your best bet, yeah
>>33839291Are you me?
>>33839290MCum while bouncing on it.
>>33839290Carry me over his shoulder maybe
>>33839258NO. NO. NO.FOR THE LAST TIME. You move your hips. Not your knees.
>>33839290MAssertive reach around handjob with whispering or ear kisses
>>33839290FQuote Nietzsche in bed
>>33839296I am quiet and humble
>>33839285dirty sex
>>33839279I guess get some toys then :/
>>33839304Hi dasha
>>33839285>how should I reward my boyfriends mature behavior?Hugs, kisses, gifts, bjs, cooking him delicious foods
>>33839290MSays that she would like to start a family and hint that I could be a father, if things go well.
>>33839270Good. Fair warning though, you're getting creampied.
>>33839290Lesbian sex is hot
>>33839250Just get several dating apps. Say exactly what you're looking for. Be as picky as you want because you're casting a huge drag net. You're only selecting the best.>>33839253This shit cracks me up
>>33839302if you have to thrust up you have to move your knees. Sorry to shatter your fantasy of having sex with your eceleb crush, but that's not how sex works.
>>33839312What in the actual fuck are you talking about? What is this projection? I’m talking about women who take the extra time to say something nice to a cashier or a server.
>>33839276>how should I punish my girlfriend's childish behavior?Spank her with a sandal, rolled up magazine, tell her she's being an immature woman child
>>33839304*stares into your abyss*
>>33839091I am kind build like that, no long hair though
>>33839269N-no
>>33839151revamped
>>33839290MGiving me bedroom eyes in front of other people without caring if anyone notices.
>>33839151>no ginormica gfIt's so over
>>33839312Guys will say this and then complain that there's a male loneliness epidemic
>>33839308Dasha? Someone else that fetish chuunibyou?
>>33839313You better weigh over 100kg while not being fat
>>33839298Nope, but we sure are both posting on 4chan right now.
>>33839293>>shave/trim his butt hair>For what purpose...?So his poop doesn't get stuck on his butt hair? And it makes him feel more comfortable
>>33839275Which is fair, except we're just talking about their hair and their face. They're at minimum 6 out of 10. They don't have any weird facial abnormalities like eyes too close together, eyes too far apart, one eye higher than the other eye, huge enormous teacup ears, a crooked mouth, a mouth that's way too big, a mouth that's way too small, a nose that's way too big ir small for their face, you know stuff like that that you just can't change that always look uncanny and disturbing. It's pretty much just down to personal preference. The hair immediately bumps them up several points. As soon as that toupee comes off, all of a sudden, they are way down to a four at best.
>>33839317I've done this before. I know more than you, stupid virgin trying to self insert into my fantasy. Fuck off.
I am a short woman who likes giant men too
>>33839325Go away, will smith.
>>33839327yeah, kindahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Scare_(podcast)
>>33839297This>>33839325That movie did something to moids, didn't it?
Why didnt we evolve into crabs?
>>33839338If you're scared of getting arrested because of your gf there's something wrong
>>33839343octopus would be better I think
>>33839331How many men are posting here, right this very moment, who have super hairy butt cracks that are full of dried shit?
>>33839340everything does something to moids, they are fragile
Women, what makes you cum faster, getting dicked or getting eaten out? Which is the better feeling orgasm?
>>33839338It's not cute if you spank her with a sandal/chancla, and or with your belt.
>>33839290show genuine curisosity towards me
>>33839343There's a popular theory that we're actually all evolving to crabs because it's peak evolution
>>33839333Couldn't have been with someone shorter than you, otherwise it's quite literally impossible for him to move only horizontally.Either way, it looks like I touched a nerve. Seems like you're more upset about his height than you might think.
>>33839347oh god i've lost any attraction towards men now, thanks. I forgot how gross the average male is
>>33839328Damn, you got me. 96kg at 18%
>>33839340You’re cool with vampirism?
>>33839357Man...
>>33839349I've never been eaten out but I come pretty fast from getting
>>33839348>>33839340you're in no position to judge
>>33839362Are you gay dude
>>33839335I'm a giant man who likes using short women as fleshlights.
>>33839260A good person
>>33839361The tiktoker who doesn't actually follow anything his algorithm doesn't show is back
>>33839345Well men seem to be suspicious of kindness or avoid it. And are generally more cynical about everything so maybe they don't even think about being kind or comforting to their fellow men. Don't get me wrong junkies are shit and they should just die off and a lot of women mistake enabling for kindness (usually at the cost of their self-respect, "yes trannies are a threat to us but remember to be kind!!!").
>>33839361Okay okay, that's fair, but I don't read that shit. If I want to get myself off, I use my God given imagination or I simply go to places where attractive men post online and enjoy their photography.
>>33839260Sexy ICE jackboot
>>33839348>>33839340she's the reason I have a giantess fetish now. Hollywood is entirely to blame for this.
>>33839360Why hasn't a guy eaten you out?
>>33838839>>33838865If you saw these attached to my head, would you think they were supposed to be devil horns or penises?
>>33839304Finally us nietzcheans getting the respect we deserve
>>33839373Lmao that one on the left does look like a dick
>>33839362>is a real treat for menIt absolutely is :)
>>33839349Dicking with genuine moans and I love you's and screaming!
Do women who like average height men exist?
>>33839362It's self-cleaning (unlike your axe wound), to the point where you're not even supposed to use soap down thereYou probably think cervix penetration is a thing too
Women, do you think you're sexy, or do you think if you tried on a good night you could be?
>>33839373Dude come on, that's just a little bit too cheap. Just spend like $10 and get some hair clips.
>>33839353I'm not. I'm mad at you.
>>33839355I'm not 96kg
>I don't see it, so it doesn't happenthis line of reasoning is why I can't take any of you seriously
>>33839362now go wipe your ass. your undies shouldn't have shit stains in them sweaty
>>338393795'8" Is technically the average height in the United States, because we're including straight up 5-foot tall latinx men from South America. White men generally are about 5'10" give or take an inch.
>>33839379SureThis pic >>33839323 is the height diff of me and the MILF I went home with on Saturday night kek
>>33839373At first I thought those were the cups of a bra
>>33839364I think about fleshlight situations too
>>33839362MPussy juice is insanely hot.
>>33839384aren't devil horns a girl thing anyways? i thought guys were supposed to dress as zombies or some shit.
OK OK so how's my low budget costume
i need cute gf with hairy arms
>>33839362I want her to wipe her vag mucus on my tongue
>>33839397If he was to really step it up and go all out, then I think a black two-piece suit with a black silk button up, maybe a red tie or no tie, the clip on horns. That could look pretty good. That could make him just look like a nice little handsome Lucifer.
>>33839373May I ask why you didn’t make a stencil and use it to cut out both of these dongs at once
>>33839385for what? Bursting your bubble? You're welcome. Have fun knowing that your crush will have to wear lifted shoes for the rest of his life if he wants to be at eye level with you kek.
>>33839328Are you that femanon from yesterday?
>>33839399You're so brave and unique!!!
>>33839404Don't mind if I do.
>>33839408thank you
>>33839407I doubt that anyone is dumb enough to care about that number as much as me
>>33839398Pretty cute. Got any witchy boots?
>>33839406Charlie's not even unattractive. He's just short and has that long greasy hair that's so dirty he even nicknamed himself greaseball. He looked so good with short hair. I wish he stayed like that.
>>33839373Make them pointier. Too penisy as is.
>>33839380That hentai I read said it is so there
Men get hyper realistic AI sexbots with artificial wombs and women get Chad harems.I don't get it, what's the problem? What are you so upset about? Seems like a win win to me.
>>33839416Well, the boots would have blown the budget clear out of the water... So I figured I'd just wear my black converse unless I'm able to go to a thrift shop and actually find something that's my size and matches.
>>33839420First normal thing a gooner with generic taste has said
>>33839406lmao, what a cuck
>>33839398Good.
Women what would you do if you walked in on me watching boob lymphatic draining massage asmr?
>>33839414You have an awesome figure, ngl.
>>33839428How would you know that
>>33839400Same
>>33839406manletbros, not like this...
>>33839424How can you even tell what happened? I don't even know what's going on, there's no sound
>>33839422Converse sounds good enough. The dress with the sleeves is very, very cute.
>>33839231>>33839251>>33839265Also sorry not to sound ungrateful, but thank you.
>>33839429Ah I must be confusing you with someone else.
>>33839432Omg the autist is still trying to fight
>>33839426Oh my god get over yourself.
>>33839426Tell me about my relationship with my mother?
Why aren't women like this irl? :(
>>33839433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98FB8pcNVA>>33839406I don't get it though, you'd think his money, fame and good personality would easily get him an in with most girls and yet he go filtered because of a couple of missing inches.That's brootal man.
>>33839420Artificial wombs? Isn't egg implantation more realistic?And guys are more likely to rape the kid than take care of it
>>33839437All good!
>>33839372Idk ugly
>>33839168From here, or /soc/?
>>33839443they are, just not with (You)
>>33839062m or f why do men give women on the internet money?
>>33839443Going to bed with a suit must feel so uncomfortable
>>33839444>good personalityI honestly think charlie is still a huge autist. He has spoken about how socially awkward he was before youtube. Maybe he's still a bit like that irl
Why can't incels just admit women can feel lonely too?
>>33839448Here
>>33839406blackpilled again
>>33839447If you're cute enough for sex, you're cute enough for oral sex. Sit on his face next time.
>>33839450>just not with (You)why not? :(>>33839452its not that bad
>>33839455Lucky. Did you chat, then swap discords?
>>33839434I really really really wanted to find the extra long drapey sleeves, like on an actual vampire dress or on a kimono, but I just couldn't find it. I found one listing that shipped from bumfuck China, so it would have taken like two or three months just to ship in. In a perfect world, I'd be able to make it myself, but I'm not very good at crafting, and this is a short time to learn.
>>33839454I am her and I aht emovies like this because she goes home to a boyfriend and money and friends and I go home to nothing
>>33839426Bro is reaching across the universe
>>33839454>Women dont like men's company>Women have stronger support systems with their female friendsWhat are they even lonely from?
Why do girls hate men who are slobs, but every girl's bedroom I've ever seen looks like a tornado rolled through?
>>33839456Blackpill must work wonders to filter dumb people
>>33839451M>Thanks so much for five months, AgarthanStoic!>wehehehe hot girl said my name :’)or>Hey, stud! Come look at my pussy! Only $10>hmm well uh let me uh support some ethical sex work yes hmm that’s it
>>33839454they do, but if they're vocal about it simps and other undesirables will inundate them with messages and ask them out.
>>33839440I just really don't like making bigger one-time purchases so I don't want to pay $50 for a pair of shoes that I probably would never wear again because I have no idea how I'd actually style black boots with anything else in my closet. The dress I can beware as many times as I want to. The sleeves are technically UV sleeves, so I can wear that in the summer and the hat is like a $2 hat, so it's fine.
>>33839457I'm not forcing anyone down there it's ugly
>>33839444It's rough being a manlet.
guys:what makes a girl ugly to you
>>33839465Because you look at mentally ill and probably underage girls
Women how would you react if a guy was sleeping over and he had a wet dream in your bed?
>>33839471Girls always say this, but I've never found it to be true.
>>33839474Weight and race.
>>33839471retard
How do I not get flustered when I see a pretty girl?
>>33839474Feminism
>>33839474she's very father face is like, uglyundesired skin color for my children
>>33839477
>>33839471I think I replied to you earlier today. It sounds like you let guys bitching about roasties get under your skin, if I had to guess.
Next year I will be a 30 year old virgin
>>33839474Morbid obesity, poor hygiene and low empathy.
>>33839489Maybe you'd stop being so if you don't count the years of your virginity
>>33839489It's not so bad.
>>33839486How fat?
>>33839471Have you asked?
>>33839494god i love latinaaaaaassssss
>>33839490:^) hell yeah
>>33839494Cute couple
>>33839474Fat, too insecure
>>33839461I honestly think what you ended up with would look better, especially if you’re going with sneakers. I repeat myself, but so cute.
>>33839474If she's a tradcuck
>>33839497You have to be extremely careful with them though. The leash needs to be short and taught.
>>33839479>>33839485>>33839486>>33839491>>33839495>>33839500>>33839504i'm a fat black feminist
>>33839508Good for you
>>33839508Kekkkk
>>33839474this >>33839506
>>33839503Thanks anon, Are you dressing up at all? Casual or high effort?
>>33839505>Is there such a thing as a straight woman?They could say the same about you sperging out over grool
>>33839510He can count his age, but not associate it with virginityIf he does, he will have to go back to his bedroom
>>33839510Lmao
>>33839508You already have 2 partners
>>33839478I have a legitimate roastie>>33839488I haven't talked about this at all until now
>>33839474No particular order, just what came up in my head>Unwarranted arrogance is huge for me, like people who think they're better than others for little good reason, one of the fastest ways of getting me to not like you>Not showering often and bad hygiene is not attractive, but if I already am attracted it sorta gets some leeway. Like, I got a friend who doesn't shower often, but I noticed that if I was attracted AND we were dating, I'd actually prefer a smell to some degree>A girl with weird money-based mentality issues, like obsessed with money or really bad with money>Selfishness or self-centered is a really big turnoff too>Certain types of unhealthiness like obesity, smoker voice (miley cyrus)I'm sure there's other stuff, but these are probably the biggest for me since it's all I could think of in like 5 min
>>33839496No and no one offered
>>33839395I wish I could use you.
>>33839511tyy>>33839513what about her? i'm fat but not shaped like that if that's what u mean>>33839519>already have 2 partnerswhat? wdym
>>33839520A legitimate roastie is just normal pussy. I actually prefer those.
Stealing >>33839474women:what makes a guy ugly to you>in before stealing, but you can say stealing though
>>33839520I've licked a roastie before.
>>33839508So not a tradcuck?
>>33839525I doubt that i can fit in one hand
>>33839526>what about her?that figure is very very unappealing. The face and neck are as well
>>33839528Why would stealing make him ugly_Vaping _Obesity but sometimes I see handsome guys who happen to be obese_Being an asshole _Saying the word Bitch _Flat face
Either genderWhat's the last good deed you did for anybody else?
>>33839534ASD?
>>33839494>how fatChubby is okay. Fat, she has to have a very cute face. Obese is a no.
>>33839532i am def not a tradcuck
>>33839514Nothing this year, unless my vtuber avatar counts. (It doesn’t (and it’s cringe, but I have fun))If I had anywhere to go this year, I’d probably go as a vampire.
>>33839527Why?>>33839530Did she make you do it?
>>33839533Good thing you have two :)Small hands are sexy on a woman.
>>33839543My opinion is cope? I’m a man.
>>33839538I held the elevator for this woman? Idk there is not a lot of people in my life
>>33839544>Did she make you do it?No. I just slid her panties off and went for it.
>>33839494>christ that's cute afNta, but in the past I've answered before that the ave woman height is 5'4 and the non-"healthy" BMI weight at that height is like 150, but I myself thought the girls were cute up to 170 lbs
>>33839544>Why?I just like them. I find the folds aesthetically pleasing and very attractive. They feel nice, too.
>>33839471women who refuse oral saying their pussy is ugly makes me think they will criticize my penis for not being cute enough for them to suck :(
>>33839528Facial hair, body hair, too skinny, too fat, balding hair, glasses, bad teeth, dark skin, bitter, american, british, curly hair, likes feminine or children related things
>>33839547That's actually a bad deed. Women prefer taking an elevator/lift without men.
>>33839538I sent a friend money when they asked for it
>>33839554I don't trust your opinion
>>33839545I mostly meant that i don't have the same height as a fleshlight
>>33839548>>33839550Oh>>33839551>refuse oralIt's never been offered to me. I figure it's because it's ugly or smells or something
>>33839538MI gave my mom a ride to the airport. I’m gonna go pick her back up on Friday.
>>33839508do you at least have nice large areolas with bumpy Montgomery glands?
>>33839524that's where you're wrong. I'm autistic as shit man that means I'm nice just because I feel like being nice I like what you said I sense that you're being nice to me so I return it back. I mean if I feel that they have been mean to me I will return what's given but then again I've also been told that I mean just for saying facts to me calling someone flat is not mean it's just a fact calling someone bald when they are in fact bald is not being mean it's just stating a fact all within context of course so who knows if I actually want to date someone I am extremely upfront
alright, so the cheap-ass devil costume is out. what about a tourist? >shorts>Hawaiian shirt>backpack>camera around the neck>paper map
Is it that horrible if I wear the same exact dress to a formal event that will have the same people from last time? Is that a faux pas or something?
>>33839553Are you black?
>>33839552I'm not using it as a pejorative.
>>33839566I'm white
>>33839562i had to look up what montgomery glands are but yes
>>33839528Hmm.ShortBaldFatSkinnyNonwhiteWHINEY (but thats personality)Dresses like a kid
how about you be a responsible adult for halloween, how about that?
>>33839565No, no one cares
>>33839569I do
>>33839538I made a femanon laugh. But that's more the last memorable deed, I don't want to think any harder
>>33839572nicesounds suckable
>>33839559You should try asking for it.
>>33839540
>>33839559Plus It's technically your clitoris that we'd be licking. So I don't see why your vulva's appearance matters.
>>33839542Why not be a pop culture vampire character? Like a recognizable outfit thats easy to buy as pieces?
>>33839541Poly?
women:what makes a guy attractive to you
if a woman doesn't do this, she doesn't love you.
>>33839584What determines how fat looks on a stomach? Fat people always have different looks there but not thighs or other areas
>>33839587I’m too much of a cornball to not be Dracula and do a stupid voice the whole evening.
>>33839591Height, money, penis size.
>>33839573Do you mean nonwhite race or nonwite/pale skin?
>>33839583I don't need it I think, I like regular sex
>>33839591staying away from me for starters
>>33839589no, poly is gross i'm sorry
My heart is hurting
>>33839556I’d never heard them called paper cuts until just now. Kinda gross lol.I genuinely prefer very hairy, lippy pussy.
>>33839602If it's literal, you should seek medical treatment.
>>33839591I don't have the energy to reply to this version now
>>33839564Yes, that's fantastic, except I think it'd be a lot more manageable if you just use one of those like sling fanny packs that goes over your shoulder and around your torso. No camera unless you buy just a cheap digital one on a cheap lanyard. You could also just buy some blush and then paint on a sunburn onto your face with the sunglasses outline.
>>33839602Same, night anon
>>33839593i rather she put her pussy juice instead
>>33839591>smells good>dry sense of humor but able to be silly sometimes>hefty but strong and not obese>nice smile>good hugs>nice firm (uncut) pp
>>33839600So ur gay?
>>33839591not posting in chatrooms on mongolian imageboards
>>33839564That is a much better idea. Maybe buy a straw hat.
>>33839600Tsundere
>>33839591Loves me
>>33839611nta, I'd be down for a gf to roofie my stuff with her spit and juices, yeah
>>33839591height difference
I miss you
>>33839608Gn anon
>>33839606This person answered for you >>33839596
>>33839599Oh, okay. I hope this conversation helped ease some of your insecurities.
>>33839591the polar opposite of /atoga/ moids
>>33839622Yeah no, plus only women who date ugly men care that much about money
>>33839610Opa eu
>>33839600are you into telepathic sex?>puts my dick in you from a distance
>>33839562Hey wait, I thought men hated huge areolas and that was a big joke
So, how do I make an /atoga/ account? Sorry, I'm new here.
>>33839625Why not a hot guy with a good job?
>>33839598Race
>>33839629NTA. I LOVE larger areolas!
>>33839623I think it made them worse Is it normal for guys to offer?
>>33839632A job is just a job, there's no sexual attraction i see from how much he earns as long as he is stable
>>33839629You’ve been misinformed. I prefer them very wide.
>>33839629idc to find out what other men like.I love huge areolas. I'm not a fan of those tiny little dot nipples. But thats just my opinion
>>33839594How fat appears depends on a couple things, especially how much fat is it actually? How much visceral fat versus subcutaneous fat do they have? How long is their torso? Generally speaking, storing fat on your abdomen is almost always a very bad sign. Because usually it's not subcutaneous fat, which is fat between the muscle and the skin. Because visceral fat, fat around the organs, fat around the organs is what leads to an early death and a lot of other disease and disorders. If they have more muscle tone, the fat is going to be more evenly distributed. There's also something to say about skin texture and how much care they take of their skin, whether or not they're fat and they do meet their vitamin requirements or whether they don't because they only eat Cheetos.Ignore voice to text typos
>>33839628My list for women is longer than that.
>>33839635>>33839639Why
>>3383962930mm isn't that much smaller than 40.
>>33839559>It's never been offered to meFrom what I read and hear from women apparently most men dont do it? So probably has nothing to do with your vulva. Or maybe the women are overly vocal when they dont get it idk.
>>33839637:/ Sorry. It seems to be a toss-up. I love eating pussy and actively seek it out, but I’ve met plenty of other men that are apathetic or disinterested in it.
>>33839635>>33839639>>33839640Interesting. Hundreds of men funneled down into an average versus three men in one 4chan general.
>>33839554Does this apply to holding doors too?
>>33839624Non answer
>>33839626what's wrong with my list?>>33839627what does this mean>>33839636i need to experience the superior uncut penis!
>>33839640>I'm not a fan of those tiny little dot nipples.Killing myself
I'm bored, can a moid make a skribbl io lobby please?
>>33839641That's interesting, voice anon
>>3383964540 isn't huge, its medium.
Pantera is pure testosterone
>>33839643There’s more nipple for me to touch and stimulate. I just like the way they look, too.
>>33839644yes, if he lets me peg him, he'd literally be perfect
>>33839643I like how they look. Plus I'm a big guy, so I like when there's a enough to fill up my mouth.
>>33839649I know that. I’m just shooting the shit.
>>33839661They are not
>>33839661They are not the same size at all. If you tried to wear a bcup bra and you had dcup tits, it would not fit whatsoever and it would be very uncomfortable.How can you claim to love breasts and know nothing about them?
>>33839629What's full upper pole projection?
>>33839652It is nothing
Is makeup able to hide areolas?
>>33839648This is a thread for handsome geniuses of discerning taste, apparently.
>>33839653If it makes you feel any better, i wouldn't give them any less attention if i happened to end up with a girl with these
>>33839629i have comically large areola
alright, it's up, feel free to joinhttps://skribbl.io/?eCCpyxNw
>33839629Women, I hate to say it, but I think we have better taste in boobs than you do. (Execpt for areola size).
>>33839677Is this safe
>>33839676Are you single? :)
>>33839679i have before, why are you being so mean? i hope you can find what you seek also
>>33839654>>33839677
>>33839672He'll be able to taste it.
>>33839681No I will get your feet pics if you click it
>>33839676am i allowed to lick them?
>>33839681yes, /atoga/ used to have a lot more lobbies running concurrent with the threads
>>33839683Because women hate men.
>>33839676please be in london
>>33839686Simp patrol on full force today
>>33839688go for it>>33839691no :(
>>33839650NAG, I stopped holding doors open for women because I realized I was doing it for the smile, not because I'm genuinely nice.
How do you think famous people handle the fact that at any moment in time there're millions of people around the world talking shit about them?Even worse, they may have a biography/wikipedia page written about them that excoriates them over embarrassing things they did in the past, preserving their failure for everyone to see and laugh at, forever...
Another day of my stupid life spent thinking about ass and pussy and tits
MenPost hands
>>33839676Me too
My mom is being vindictive and divorce raping my dad. I think she is entitled to some compensation but she is going overboard. She wants to split one of our houses and sell it (the one I live in, making me literally homeless if she is successful). She lied right to my face and promised me she wouldn't go after the house, and my dad told me the same thing. So now, If I can't convince her to not go after the house I am basically going to have break my neutrality on this matter and go before the court as a witness and tell them that my mom did nothing at all but abuse us (this is somewhat a lie) in an attempt to essentially extort her and effectively destroy her entire chance for any compensation at all. Do you think I am morally in the right here, /atoga/?
>>33839648How many hundreds? Can you link the source?
There is this girl in my class who is so gorgeous I get flustered every time she looks at me. I don't remember she being this pretty two years ago she
>>33839698
>>33839698My phone's on the other side of the room and I'm not about to get up since my dog's sleeping on my lap.
>>33839700Kys incel
>>33839649Men aren't only kind to women because we want pussy. That's a feminist lie about us that you shouldn't perpetuate.
>>33839700No. You're talking about lying under oath for the sake of deliberately fucking her over; though it's in response to her trying to fuck you and your dad over. You're not in the right but you aren't the villain either.
>>33839698No, they're too veiny
>>33839699am i allowed to lick them?
>>33839707Thank you.
>>33839702You mean in fifth grade?
>>33839698Too busy choking my gf
>>33839714No
Women would you play Paper Mario Thousand Year door with me?
>>33839698I’d rather stay anon
>>33839698Ask me again tomorrow. I’m phoneposting in bed.
>>33839699Belisimma
>>33839712Chad wouldn't ask
>>33839721Mamma mia
>>33839710She is fucking me over by making me homeless, her son, who has nothing to do with her and my father's drama. She literally promised me to my face that she wouldn't. Why SHOULDN'T I fuck her over? She wants to be vindictive and political and put me in the crossfire to hurt my dad, well my claws are even sharper. Legality be damned.
>>33839700No, and you’re asking for trouble if you do that.
>>33839718Nope, there's a tranny.
>>33839721*ll*ss
>>33839726So this is what happens when you spoil your children
>>33839701>I don't remember she being this pretty two years ago sheSaaaar
women never post THEIR body parts to goon to, so why should I post my arms?You didn't earn it.
>>33839728I’m so fucking butthurt that they changed the script in the remake
>>33839727Don't give a fuck, being homeless in this economy is a far worse trouble.
>>33839698Is this cute asian girl from yesterday?
How do you deal with the fact that you will never be filipino?
>>33839406I don't want him to be at eye level anyway, weirdo. Go fuck your doorknob since you need something 6' to rail you.
>>33839696The groupies probably make up for it
>>33839728>there's a trannya hot one
Spammer time
>>33839735I love the implication here that there was ever an economically sound point in time to be homeless.I don’t know why you bothered sharing your creative writing with us if you already had your mind made up.
>>33839729Lol
>>33839738Cooking their food only requires a good enough store
>>33839731You don't even know the amount of shit from her that I have let slide.
>>33839738I like being an Anglo-Saxon. Plus, I make better adobo and lumpia than my ex.
>>33839733You want girls to do that when you have people like >>33839741 ?
>>33839733I don't think they'd goon to you, incel-kun
>>33839747I have zero sympathy for silver spoon manchildren.
>>33839747Says the kid who doesn’t pay rent or bills.
>>33839707good comment
women, post thighs.
>>33839755You really gonna defend that guy?
>>33839754The house is already paid off, I am willing to take on the utilities.
>>33839679Sometimes I wish I was gay. Why can't they even wash their bootyholes bro
>>33839751I'm a gymcel, so they probably would, since they apparently like veins
There is no divorce he just made up a story for yous
>>33839759Do dominant men even like this?
>>33839748I'd rather treat people according to their deserts as individuals.
>>33839770I think every men likes thighs
>>33839739>I don't want him to be at eye level anywayholy cope. I really did strike a nerve huh?
>>33839770ntaYES, wtf? Girl thighs are sexy as hell
>>33839770Yes.
>>33839629I can't tell if men or women like my boobs more because of how tear shaped they are.
>>33839766So what? What does that have to do with the whiny bitch chud crying about losing his chuddy bux?
>>33839770NTA. I like to bite them
>>33839764>they even wash their bootyholes broUSA?
>>33839750Yeah?
>>33839773But what do dominant ones do with those pictures? Subfags would just think about being strangled like that
>>33839591Being exactly him and nobody else.
>>33839738Honestly, I'm kind of glad. Filipinas are a little crazy, in my experience.
>>33839783Groping and squeezing it. Carrying her holding her thighs
>>33839783Think about groping them or spreading them apart. I also like to kiss and suck the inner thigh on my way to the pussy.
>>33839726I didn't say you were wrong. I didn't say you shouldn't try to preserve your quality of life. But you're not in the moral right either, that's all.
>>33839770Why wouldn't we?
>>33839528Being everybody else that isn't him.
>>33839786They will call you saar for this.
yeah, didn't think so.No thigh pics, no arm pics, simple as.
>>33839794Yeah I get it you’re a fag loser, thanks.
how do i get a muscular back?(M btw)
>>33839794You should be hunted down and stabbed
>>33839736>the blonde girl is actually muh asian waifu
>>33839774It's not cope. I mean it.
>most maledom legitimately sucks>femdom is 99% cringe>really like watching women get humiliated and objectified what means?
>>338391387 inches long5.25 inches in girth
>>33839800Pull ups?
>>33839698Make a vocaroo asking me if I'm mommy's good boy first, and then I will.
>>33839804His crash out yesterday was hilarious.
>>33839804Ur ghey and want to be a bad woman
>>33839610damn literally me except I'm a cutfag
Should i jerk off to large areolas tonight?
>>33839808>>33839802
>>33839803sure you do
I couldn't goon yesterday because the group chat
>>33839698In exchange for a silhouette. Like yesterday, it's the new rule.
>>33839820Ye just send your address
>>33839607>>33839614I have two other ideas besides that one:>black shirt>black pants>black hat>small bat wings on my back (technically they're for a pet costume so they're really small, but they'll work)The other idea is a bit more involved. A few years ago, I did a costume where I used fake blood, bandages, and a plastic fork to make it look like I had stabbed myself in the eye with a fork. The kind of event I'm going to, everyone is going to be dressed up in slutty outfits, so I feel like fake blood would be kind of off-putting. I could maybe do something similar, except instead of my eye, in my neck (maybe break the fork in half, one half on my left side and the other on my right), and without the blood. But still, this might be too off-putting, since everyone else will be wearing "ironically" scary outfits.
>>33839804There's some decent lezdom out there
femanon, how good is your back arch?
>>33839820MWanting a divorce is a reason.
Moids are privileged because they don't have uggos and weirdos staring at them
>>33839817Absolutely do.
>>33839827You would be surprised…
>>33839827I do though
>>33839823This post makes me feel the same as an impotent man
>>33839827Which is worse?>having uggos and weirdos staring at you>being the uggos and weirdos who just want love
>>33839829NTA. To be fair, you did fuck up the wording >>33839794
>>33839829I don't understand. I just think I can make my point better face to face
You guys ever get really drunk and then do chores you've been putting off? It's pretty great, you wake up feeling like shit but then you're like "Well at least I don't have to do that anymore."
>>33839826Sure, but let's not pretend there isn't a major difference between amicably breaking things off and being spiteful.
>>33839836Sign a prenuptial agreement.
>>33839833You're not getting love out of thigh pics
>>33839736I'm white.
>>33839827Last week, I got hit on by a receptionist who must be in her 70s
>>33839698The more I look at my hands, the more they do look pretty weird.
>>33839847Do you think she's here asking for your habd pics
>>33839849I don't know about weird, you probably just need to lose some weight.
>>33839811promise you'll stop cutting for me?
>>33839849This is the guy who responded to a personal ad for "size medium"?
>>33839850you live at pizza hut?holy shit are you lacktoastntolerant
>>33839849Please give us your weight loss plan and let us know if you've actually been making progress and sticking to it. You may need some adjustments.
>>33839850Makes sense the dysgenic American would talk like that
>>33839853Bulkmaxxing can't go on forever, everybody's gotta cut eventually.
>>33839858that means yours were ugly...
>>33839850>Cunt>New EnglanderChecks out.
>>33839858Where I missed it I'm doing late last minute chores
>>33839858They are busy jerking to it man
>>33839854Well, of course. All I disagreed with was the notion that a woman shouldn’t be allowed to divorce someone. I also just think men shouldn’t delude themselves into forgoing a prenup and that women shouldn’t be offended by the notion of having to sign one.Pretty funny that even Jeff Bezos couldn’t seem to figure this out.
>>33839858They probably thought you were Indian because your lighting sucks
>>33839858Yeah the femanons that demand pics are like that. They always neg you when you post anything
>>33839864Last minute for what?
>>33839852I'm not even fat. My hands have always looked this way and they're pretty much all bone.>>33839855I'm wearing medium clothing right now.>>33839857I've lost 21 pounds in the last month and even when the scale doesn't shift, I notice my clothes getting looser and looser.
>>33839868>Pretty funny that even Jeff Bezos couldn’t seem to figure this out.Would that even have worked? He married his first wife before he got super rich so I don't think a prenup can stop her taking half of that.
Why does everyone assume brown = indian? I'm latino, amigo
>>33839872Last minute as in it should have been done a while ago but I'm a slacker
>>33839825What?
>>33839876They’re the current swarthy butt of the joke.
>>33839878Oh I was hoping you were about to get plapped
>>33839876A lot of indians and they are easy to hate
When I was young I wanted to be beautiful or talented. Because beautiful or talented girls always fall in love. Well I turned out to be neither and never fell in love so I was right It’s so hard knowing everything
>>33839838The alcohol helps with procrastination?
Hand on cock pics?
>>33839885Your never fell in love with anyone? How old are you?
>>33839839You said any reason instead of no reason
>>33839873So you're the guy that was having a massive crash out, without your trip on I guess, about how you're actually totally skinny. You just have super fat hands. Bro, those are just fat hands. There is no way that your hands look like that unless you're super mega obese. And if you're able to lose 21 pounds in a month, that also means that you're super obese. By your hands alone, I would say that you are easily in the upper 300s, at least mid 300s. It starts with being honest with yourself. You didn't even say what you're doing for your weight loss.
>>33839783Ahh, I get your confusionSee vid for hot girl thighs (one piece spoiler btw)>https://youtu.be/Tfuk7XduJoY?t=73Here is one vid I found rn on /gif/ that might explain it too>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760884909118023.webmGuys aren't thinking about being strangled. We like the curves and softness and squishiness of women. We fantasize about heavy petting over their smooth skin and curves and grabbing their bumps and squishy, and squeezing and pulling them close. The thighs have literally all of this; they're smooth, thicc, softly curved (and especially not like a man's thighs, which have ugly defined muscle curves). From the vid, also notice that the vagina and booty are literally right next to it. We fantasize about not just the thigh, but the fun toys next to the thighs and it teases us if the thighs are in our way
Why am I so fucking stupid I never get enough sleep
>>33839784I am a fat, balding man. Would you go on a date with me?
>>33839823lezdom do be pretty based
>>33839889No, not even for women I date.
>>33839887nta but kinda. It makes you impulsive. Sometimes the impulse is to work.
>>33839888I want you to read the post again and think through what's actually being said.
>>33839887Once I've drunk all the alcohol I've bought there's really nothing to do other than wait to fall asleep and the chores feel less tedious when I'm wasted.
>>33839883Are you the gymcel?
>>33839897Aw come on :(
Good morning, I hate women.>>33839889No.
>>33839838>uses booze as adderall
>>33839889You bring the hand, I'll bring the cock.
>>33839892Nah, I had to get to bed early last night, and I can't say I'm too bothered. Maybe my hands really are weird.>You didn't even say what you're doing for your weight loss.Honestly just making better choices. Eat better, smaller portions, take the stairs if I can,
>>33839906Nope.
>>33839885>It’s so hard knowing everythingIt's not hard, but it is mentally taxing, but a w*man wouldn't know that. God, I fucking hate women so much. I love my chud life.
>>33839889I have one on /soc/. No way am I posting that here!
>>33839838You probably have that gene which makes you at risk for alcoholism
>>33839915You're nasty.
>>33839892What weight did you start at/where are you at now?
>>33839917Why'd you backpeddle to "no reason" here? >>33839820
Women,What color underwear are you wearing? :^)
>>33839920Meant for Ohio
>>33839915Link it
>>33839916Yeah definitely.
There's nothing easier than hating women.
>>33839910You have untrimmed fingernails with dirt under them. Apparently not even (You) care about your hands.
State gender and BMI
>>33839919>>33839928Kinda harsh.>>33839925225, down to 204 as of today. I think what anons said about some of my weight shifting from fat to muscle might have been right.>>33839926You can find it. It's the one with the grotesque hand in it.
>>33839932M19
>>33839890Doesn’t count if he doesn’t love me back >>33839914You will never be more of a chud than I am
>>33839911If you're making tiny choices like that and you lost 21 pounds, you are absolutely a gigafat. If your hands look like that and you really mean to say you're not a gigafat, go to the doctor.
>>33839932F21
>>33839937>You will never be more of a chud than I amObjectively wrong. Holes can't be chuds. They can discriminate, but they can't be chuds
>>33839932m 20
>>33839933THERE IS NO WAY UNLESS YOURE 5'2"
>>33839942Probably takes less time than sperging out on /atoga/ lol
>>33839786Just looks like a working brown man's hand. I wouldn't say it's exceptional. I wouldn't say it's awful.What I CAN say is you aren't fat.
>>33839942Wash your hands after work, dude
>>33839943You’re mad I’m more chudette than you are chud
how do women feel about men who wash their hands way too much
>>33839571NTA. Mind sharing your hip measurements?
>>33839932F18.8 Might starve myself
>>33839951>I’m more chudette than you are chudYou have NO PROOF of that. Do you even hate with your heart? Are you able to transcend it? No? Then FUCK OFF.
>>33839955OCD
>>33839955Define too much. Are you just asking how I feel about OCD? I feel very bad for them. It's a terrible mental illness.
>>33839955Don't do that, your skin's going to crack and you're not gping to have a fun time.
>>33839958I’m hating on levels you can’t even comprehend
>>33839963Not possible. Stop lying, BITCH.
>>33839932M27
Skinny boys How much do you weigh
>>33839957>>33839934Now kith
>>33839966You wish I was lying because of how much I dust you
>>33839968120
Something that really sucks is the data I want is data that I can't get. I'd love to know the actual body fat percentage is in here. I want to know how many are skinny fat. But I doubt everyone in here, or very many at all, actually have a tape measure.
>>33839956Sure, 90 cm and >>33839932 19
>>33839975Why do you want that data?
>>33839975How do I even measure that?
>>33839938Warning: moid voice, maybe mute.https://files.catbox.moe/uflxi6.mov>>33839945Nah, just 5'10". Still not a good weight for me to be at.
>>33839974That’s the same as me >:( how tall are you
>>33839978They're going to replicate us and make us fight
>>33839942This is the kind of hands women want
>>33839977Your waist must be tiny
>>33839968140 pounds
>>33839980I’m proud you Ohio I don’t know why they’re mean to you
>>33839984nta, she has a very nice fem hips
>>338399815'7"
>blonde editiondamn rightmorning atoga
>>33839955While I’m working I never wash my hands before eating, never gotten sick since I was a good, my immune system could take down an entire village of uninocluated children
>>33839975There's the Navy method. You just need your height, weight, and your neck and waist circumferences.>>33839986I don't mind, it's not a big deal. I didn't realize people were talking about my hands, I don't even think I posted them last night.
I'm taking >>33839077 over >>33839989 any day
>>33839969She deserves a muscle-bound Chad
>>33839978To accurately gauge the health and fitness or sloth of posters.>>33839979Easy. Measure your neck, your waist, and if female your hips. Use the Navy method calculator online.
>>33839973You dumb whore, I've been hating on women all my life just because some cunts pissed me off 15 years ago and I've been right ever since.
>>33839988My little moid twin
>>33839997Mid life crisis coping
>>33839996Boobs don't factor in?
>>33839980Someone else used this link and report back.
>>33839997>all my life>fifteen years agoTeenage child spotted
>>3383998461 cm, any other location is locked information
>>33840002It's just me making gestures and talking in a nasally voice about how my hands always looked this way. Nothing exciting.
>>33839997I’ve been hating on men since age 8 and still desperate for their approval. You cannot match me. I’m the biggest loser alive
>>33839999You have the same height?
>>33839980There is no way your 5'10" you were 225 and that is how fat your hands are. That is just not possible. There is not a body fat storage on this planet where you just store all of it in your hands.
>>33840006Wife material
>>33839994
>>33840007Yea
>>33840004Lol, fair.
>>33839977Not me.
Where do I find girls like her (very girly) and how do I make them like me? Like literally what should I do with them? Teach them stuff? Play games with them? Just talk to them about plain old stuff? I want to get a girl that age so excited about something
>>33839989The blonde cleaner lady at work keeps flirting with me, she about my age and always comes over to talk to me but doesn’t talk to the white boys which I find peculiar
>>33840009Shit like this keeps me huffing on the pipe
>>33840013?
>>33840013Not you what
>>33840015>she about my ageGood evening SAAAAR
>>33840010Looks like her face jumped on a live grenade, bombshell indeed
>>33840016Men like funny women
>>33840021You think I’m funny?
>>33839748>but refuse to perform amy feminine duties.SAAAR! DO NOT REDEEM!!
>>33840017>>33840018Unless in between there is someone else that posted Silhouette, I have not disclosed any numbers and I don't really see a purpose to, just use your eyes
How old is bluevalkyrie
>>33840019I have no idea how old she is but we zoom out whenever we talk, awkward and shy as shit but over the radio she has a very authoritative female British accent
>>33840008Yeah, so I'm not sure your judgment is too accurate on this one.
>>33839876>>33839883Are you castizo?
Do men on dating apps even filter for 25 year olds. Should I even bother
>>33840024Going chud for chud is pretty funny, yes
Women, I've learned how to control cumming. At what point is the optimal time for a guy to cum during sex, in your opinion?
>>33840031Yup,but I'm 22. Would you date me
>>33840031Yeah, that’s actually the bottom of my age range. I’m 30.
>>33840031Mine is 19-30
>>33840029Then how are your hands even fatter than the average cow?
>>33840026I'm the other white femanon and this secret circle wasn't talking about that it's okay
>>33840033Prematurely :)))
>>33840023I work with these Columbian dudes and you could swear they were German or something, blonde hair and blue eyes but they speak fluent Spanish and it’s gives me a headache
>>33840026Hair color?
>>33840040I have learned a useless skill then :(
>GenderHow retarded is that test?> A woman at the youth center>She put 80$ in a wallet laying around>In order to see if people are honest>She identified the bills with little hearths in case the youngs decide to spend the money at the centerwhy the fuck would they spend it where they found it?
>>33840038I thought she was doing sick Tech Deck tricks until I clicked on this
>>3384003118-25 is the default grace period
>fucked up my wrist doing bagworkwomen, how do I blame you for this?
>>33840040Liar
>>33840003It's more 3/4ths tbf but all my life is more dramatic.
>>33840044What the fuck is a youth center?
>>33840031its my cutoff age except if she's really cute and/or has a cute bio and interests
>>33840047"Still figuring it out" = "I get rawdogged on the first date, lol.
>>33839980Bro, if this woman was five six and one eighty and that's how fat her hands were you must be 250.
>>33840054No clue how you got that idea '3'
>>33840054I see nothing wrong with this?
>>33840050What's your parents marriage like?
>>33840032What do I do now
Morte et dabo
>>33840056You're a femanon, and you are guilty.
>>33840059:/
>>33839999>quadsHow big is your hand? Like how long from wrist to tallest finger?
>>33840048I thought grocery clerks went out of business in the 80’s? It’s nice that Costco still has them tho
Why did silhouette femanon jump at me...
xarrr i am so hawrnee
>>33839962my fingernails have already peeled >>33839960>>33839961>OCDI mean it's bordering on OCD but not maybe not bad enough to qualify.
>>33840066I don’t know
>>33840026I knew those numbers didn't add up
>>33840051It’s a public house where people aged 12 to 17 get to hang out after school while staying out of trouble. It usually include babyfoot and pool tables, videogames skateparks and sometimes volunteer to help them with their homeworks.
>>33840063I’m actually a guy and just wanted to turn her into an emoticon
>>33840038I dunno man. In the scientific method, aren't you supposed to tweak your hypothesis when the evidence doesn't match up? Idk what to tell you.>>33840044M, wouldn't just seeing whether the wallet got turned in, or if it had missing bills in it, be enough of an honesty test?
How do I control my extreme affection for young family members and instead find a way for me to interact with them properly in a constructive way that helps them develop and grow?
>>33840073When did i ever say i was her???
>>33840068I sowwy Tone does not convey well over text. I just thought I was being misrepresented
>>33840066My iPhone days its like 8 inches
>>33840074This sounds like single parent household shit, thankgod I was a latchkey kid
>>33840010honestly, her ass is the real travesty
>>33840055Nope.
>>33840077>>33840085Are you guys fucking joking
>>33840061Idk lol. You’re right to keep huffing on the pipe though
>>33840072:/
>>33840077Anon is right you can’t save them and their shitty parents, hope for the best pray for the worst
>>33840076When people lie, you just don't believe them. If you haven't watched the show's secret eaters, I think you could definitely gain something. Oh wait, you're probably just lying for internet points!
>>33840081It's okay kek i was just joking, i think you look nice!
>>33840038>>33840055>having a melty like this when the guy in question comes and posts his statsFuckin lmao
>>33840082You're a girl?
>>33840076>Wouldn’t just seeing if the wallet got turned in be enoughNo because the dumbass lady from the center didn’t want to lose her money and also she had a questionary to ask the teenagers later why they decide to rob the money.>>33840080Fuck off, PDF!
What in the god damn is happening
>>33840090No you should save me
cant believe being a starcraft grandmaster didnt get me korean pussy. The vietnamese girl is good enough though
>>33840098Yes
>>33840082>My iPhone daysI can't keep up with the ESLs tonight
>>33840093Well that just depends on the child, I love coming home to my house after a long day at work and just doing whatever I want in my own space; room mate fags will never understand this peace of mind and/or invasion of privacy
>>33840006Been doing it since. In every aspect, I mog you.
>>33840105You'd give great handjobs
>>33840100This sounds like a recipe for elicit underage grooming
>>33840102How old are you, and where are you?
>>33840094The only lying I might be doing is on my height. I've been measured professionally at 6'0" but I think 5'10" is most accurate. I weigh myself when I get home from work, and I was 204 today, 205 after dinner (pasta and water). I'm still overweight, that's not in question, you're just going too far with assuming I'm Jabba the Hutt on top of that...>>33840100Definitely sounds like a dumb test. And isn't she losing her money if they just take it and leave anyways?
>>33840116>. I've been measured professionally at 6'0" but I think 5'10" is most accurate.W t f
>>33840083When you live in a small village there’s often nothing else to do for teenagers but getting high! So having a place to go dance with some other teenagers can be cool.
Namefags RUIN atoga
>>33840096It's the blatant lying that's irritating to me. If you're gonna tell lies, don't post proof that it's lies.
>>33840118And more lies!
>>33840119I guess that could be fun then lol>>33840120Suck my cement and bearing grease covered fingers
>>33840101I now don't understand what is happening either
>>33840124Step away for an hour and it just goes to shit
Who’s hotter>Julianne Côté>Mirianne Brulée
>>33840120Kinda defeats the whole purpose of using 4chan.
>>33840120That's only 2 guys and 0 women rn, it isn't hard not to talk to either of them
>>33840080>>33839786The latinx guy whining about women ignoring his hand is also the pedophile. Lmao
>>33840120just filter them, you lose nothing by not seeing their posts
Is showering together a real thing or is it just horny stuff?
>>33840128I'm not a fan of the short hair
>>33840102You damn tease.
>>33840134It’s real and it’s my favourite thing. Very intimate and sensual
>>33840118Well, I meet people who are 6'0" and they're slightly taller than me. Either they've all been measured wrong, or I was measured wrong, or my posture is just that fucked up ordinarily. In any case, 5'10" feels about right.>>33840120I'm going to bed right after this autistic (good) Pokemon video, so don't sweat it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JnPGL8xsXY>>33840121I just don't understand why you're so worked up about it. Here's my weight from just now.>>33840134It's a real thing, but it's not the most practical if you have a regular-sized shower/bath.
>>33840134It's extremely common
>>33840132>gets banned>immediately starts trashing 4chan despite being stuck here 24/7 I will never understand simp culture
>>33840132No shit?
>>33840133Show us on the doll where did the namefag touch you?
>>33840139ENOUGH about this already, I'm so sick of hearing about your weightYou're arguing with a mentally ill cunt who thinks any hand that isn't bizarrely elongated and skeletal is fatYour hand looks fine, now shut up about it, good night
>>33840140Like couples do that often?? Or is it just that many try it?
Women do u want to hold my hand (I didn’t post it)
You know what? This is still good therapy for me because I really do need to work on ignoring bait. It's gotten me into trouble IRL before. I need to work on it. Just because bait is dropped does not mean I need to bite it.
>>33840146They do it often. It's a simple bonding activityOk goodnight y'all
>>33839190Do you like guys with blue eyes?
>>33840135What about midlong
>>33840148I don't hold hands so easily
>>33840148Do you look like this?
>>33840131>>33840133I understand 4chanX makes it so you don't even see hidden posts when you filter somebody. Might be worth a look.>>33840145Fair enough. Good night anon.>>33840150And good night to you too.
>>33839151MI really dont want her to be much shorter than me
>>33840150Good night!I can't imagine living with the male gender
>>33840151No, forest green only!
You think she knows?
>>33840155>posts basic dadbod
Men, does this look natural >>33840155
>>33840161Swiss seems to know everything.
>>33840153:)>>33840155Nope.
>>33840139You’re still fat as fuck.
>>33840159Really? That's got to be hard to find unless you're Irish
>>33840164What does Swiss post like? I'm not sure I've ever seen her
>>33840139You should be taller for your BMI
>>33840126>>33840101Why is everyone asking what's happening?
>>33840152I mean to say, I'm not a fan of HER short hair. The pic here is better, but still just mid. You asked about hot-ness, but she isn't exactly trying to go for hot, imo. In this pic, it is a gothy, brooding sort of look, sure, but it's not hot goth. Like >>33839077 is way more hot and sorta goth, but hair is only a part of it.It really isn't a bad style though. But long hair is the basic girl look, which is automatically attractive, so any other hair needs to stand out to be hotter.
>>33840164It’ll be something I’ll take with me into the future, that’s for sure. Much as I want to write out sappy lovey crap, a part of me says that’s unfair, so that’s what I hope she knows.
>>33840172Nothing ever happens...
>>33840170Kek this (can't believe I'm saying this for ENTJ)If the height is in question, just err on the higher side, why not?
>>33840168Annoying and rude
>>33840159What about light green?
>>33840155Ewwww Look at his skinny, scrawny skeleton hands. He's clearly underweight!
>>33840174She absolutely mind broke you, dude.
>>33839444Did he actually have girlfriends
>>33840182Nah, not really.
>>33840181Mindbroken
>>33840176You’re not speaking on my behalf I don’t even know you
>>33840163For a guy of that size, it seems doable after many many years of hard work. Realistically, with that little fat, I'd put my $2 on no, and he's dehydrated and partly hungry.Def not a basic dad bod
>>33840183Chuck? He had a mid white gf a couple years ago. I think that's it.
>>33840170... You Mean lower BMI for his height, right? You can't change your height.
>>33840187I know more about you than you realize, Gregory
>>33840181Swarthoid hands typed this post
>>33840185Hasn't it been almost a year?
No femanon to spoon with. Sad
>>33840190>not sure if he's shorter or taller within a range>so he should just go with the taller height so his BMI is lowerwas the point I'm pretty sure
>>33840190Yes you can. I'm saving up for it
>>33840188I'd wager that he's hungry. Dehydrated no. He doesn't look dry at all. These days it's impossible to tell if it's natty or not though plenty of retards will hop on copious amounts of gear just to get this body when all it really would have taken is three years of actual work.
>>33840190No grow taller manlet >>33840191I’ve always wanted to try a Tesco meal deal
>>33840188Thank you for you contribution
>>33840193We stopped talking 3 weeks ago because I had a meltdown and blocked her
>>33840192Are you saying that all brown people are fat?
>>33840199Nta>These days it's impossible to tell if it's natty or notWhy?
>>33840113>This sounds like a recipe for elicit underage groomingHenlo SAAR!
>>33840204Why don't you finish reading the post and find out?
>>33840203Desu I don’t actually know what the term ‘swarthoid’ means but that’s exactly what I imagine when dealing with these people
>>33839444Could they find uglier woman? None of those women were greater than a 6 on the looks scale
>>33840207Talking to ESL non whites is like trying to use an older version of chatGPT3
>>33840211Swarthy means dark skinned.
girls, do you ever browse /cbt/ on /fit/ to stare at moids?
>>33840208You're so mean, anyway are you saying there is really no way to figure the difference based on looks? Well at least that means it's kind of achievable right?I'm asking because it feels like people say that anything with bigger muscles is not natural
I live in a block with a lot of people from Cameroon and I’m getting really fucking tired of the fucking Aaaaaaah noise that they make!!!What the fuck is wrong with them! Why do they keep making that retarded noise?
>>33840213It should be "illicit" bloody benchode
>>33840214I was just trying to be polite after yesterdays blood bath yeah no shit saar
>>33840215No because i'm scared
>>33839980Have you thought about doing asmr?
>>33840217Is it a reaction to something positive? Like their team scoring a goal?
>>33840218>he fell for the baitGOOD MORNING SAAR FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD POO IN THE LOO VISHU SHIT UP MY ASSHOLE JAI SHRE RAM JAI HIND POOJA UP MY BUMCHODE DALIT
>>33840216It's an entire can of worms to get into. There is a level of what's achievable and what's not achievable, but then you start getting into discussions about superior genetics and stuff like that. Generally, if it looks like Roids, it probably is Roids. If it looks like maybe it could be done with years, then it probably could.
>>33840220You're scared of pictures of men?
>>33840224>This damage controlLmao
>>33840217Can you make the Camer’goon’ haha I made myself laugh
Would you rather wake up before a late alarm or wake up after an early alarm. For the sake of argument, you need to be up at 8 and you set one for 5 and one for 7, and wake up at 6 either way.
>>33840225Alright, seems like it's way more complicated than what i've thought then>>33840226Yeah, videos too, but it's not that easy to understand certain things about the body through just text
>>33840230You’re literally afraid to post here after yesterday we will never let you relax around here you cope shitter
>>33840223It’s a really high pitched and childish sounding noise but is so anoying and they ponctuat their sentence with it.
>>33840234>Yeah, videos tooWhy though?
>>33840240I'm not very sure, i don't feel that comfortable seen real men without them having 3 layers of clothes on, it feels like i'm not supposed to look at that, but i know it's not a normal way of thinking
Women, are you spending money on men?
>>33840245>without them having 3 layers of clothes onWho is posting from Antartica
>>33840235I am terrified of you ENTJ. I am scared.
>>33840249*Antarctica
>>33840245Are you a virgin? Do you look away if you see a shirtless guy in a movie?
>>33840251Wowzzers reading Machiavelli actually works cool!
Le sigh
>>33840256Yes and yes but not every virgin is like that
>>33840249Antardica
>>33840259>muh sigherinosWhat's wrong anon?
>>33840259My apologies
i WILL hate women. I've been doing it since primary school, I can do it until I'm old and demented.
>>33840263Normies are tiring.>>33840264Damn right.
>>33840262Chad doesn’t concern himself with big words or taxes
I swear, by the grace of God, that I will never seek to hurt others for my own pleasure ever again.
>>33840276Aight
I swear, by the grace of God, that I will always hate women until my last breath.
>>33840285Anything else is performative. If I don’t change, this cycle will continue. I’ll hurt others.
>>33840248nag but the couple practice gfs I had always went 50/50. Are women mostly gold diggers then?
>>33840248I don’t have a man yet, just the money
I swear, by the grace of God, that I will always despise twitter until the internet ends.
>>33840293Nah. Social norms, try to pay for food or splurge on a man he refuse or give back tenfold. Men feel emasculated when supported by a woman, pretty sure you know this
>>33840290>>33840297Nice one guys
>>33840215No. I’m only here.
Am I really going to keep reading atoga for a few weeks because a girl asked me to save her offhandedly
>>33840304Yup
>>33840306And it isn’t even gonna go anywhere, is it
>>33840307That you don’t know, man
>>33840308Fair. This your fault now too, though
>>33840309Exercise some level of respect, ok?
>>33840310I’m just giving you a hard time.
>>33840313Yeah gotcha, I’m currently mid angsr
>>33840314*mid angst
Ban all women from 4chan.
>>33840316Don’t ruin this for me you fucker
Are we gonna make it?
>>33840323WAGMI
>>33840316>*thread stays exactly the same*
I went to a stripclub once but ended up just eating a burger and leaving without getting a dance, it felt so gross. dunno how boomers could stand it
>>33840324Thanks, random person
>>33839123I've never heard that. I have seen cats and dogs owned by women are exponentially more neurotic and nervous, though. and rarely trained. Like, a cat owned by a guy is always mellow and friendly with strangers whereas a cat owned by a woman is frequently hostile and constantly stressed
>>338391386¼" but only when cranking to incest hentaiotherwise, just slightly below 6 inches.
>>33840316Just ban Swiss and the quality of the board improves by 70%
>>33840325It would slightly improve
>>33840327I’ve never been to one myself because I suspect I’d do exactly that. There’s also a very real chance I could be older than some of the strippers at this point which would doubly make me feel like shitSupposedly strip clubs have really good food though. Burger any good?
not this Jason Voorhees shit again, please god no
>>33840337it was solid. It was also kinda expensive. I went on my 18th birthday, never went back.
>>33839151Mthere's no upper limit for her height btw
Hating women all day on anonymous image boards? Yeah, I'm thinking that's a great use of time.
I need to stop
I need to keep doing it for at least 6 more years
>>33840352Stop what?
>>33840355Obsessing over her
>>33840351I don't come here with that intent, I come here wanting to make a good faith effort to socialise. It just so happens the girls here inevitably say some stupid shit and I can't help but respond with venom
>>33840358It's been 15 years here, get in the line.
>>33840360It’s not fair to her after how much of a cunt I was, but I don’t want to stop. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is the Dalailama a pdf?
>>33840362why wouldn't he be?
>>33840352Ban evading just to simp post is peak bottom of the crab bucket
>>33840359Back when i used twitter i saw a girl saying that venom is hot, i was kind of happy because i also thought so, but then i realized she was talking about the spiderman character
>>33839151Where is my knight heheI don’t care much about height though
>>33840364You know a lot about ban evasions
>>33839062>have a great date with a girl, she's playing with her hair and whatnot>get her number, text after dating asking if she got home safely, she responds>wait three days to text her again (got busy)>another three days pass, no answerWell I guess it serves me right
>>33840361You care too much.
>>33840234It's both uncomplicated, but also too complicated for a text post here.
>>33840359Good morning saar you will never have bloody in the sex
>>33840370If I care too much I wouldn’t have been a piece of shit
>>33840330I don't really know why that's the case with cats. But with dogs, I always figured it was just a general thing because women have no idea most of the time how to train an animal and they tend to just leave it in a crate all day. Call themselves a dog mom when in reality they are a warden.
>>33840379Yeah but you care now that you lost it
Namefags RUN atoga
>>33839077Pretty.
>>33840381I cared the whole time. That never stopped. I broke, I had an emotional breakdown and took it out on her. I wish she would come back. The little things that make me think of her never go away, and it’s damn painful
Womenfolk:How do I upgrade Windows while keeping old Windows
>>33839200>Should I just get a dildo and a weighted blanket and pretend it's a man that likes me?Yes.
>>33840374I can absolutely guarantee she is at least 40 pounds overweight"laying down, focus on tits, camera angled from above" is a classic Fat Girl photo pose
>>33840386You need exs to overcome higher tier obstacles in life, every time you gain a new ex is like is beating a final boss
>>33840389Neck
>>33840391That’s fucking bullshit, I shouldn’t be going around hurting the people I love for any reason
>>33840389She probably wouldn’t fuck you either which is even more convenient for me
>>33840393This is called narcissistic fatigue
>>33840396You mean myself? So what do I do?
>>33840394>arm
>>33839538I woke up. Y'all are welcome.
Your boy needs therapy
>>33840399You bottle it up and move on, this is how men have been dealing with mental health for years, only incels and troons forced themselves to cope
>>33840405the only difference between an incel and a 'normal' man is the incel is open about his feelings
>>33840405I’m not bottling it up, that’s what led to this shit in the first place. All I know is I keep doing this shit to people I love and I’m going to find copes that don’t hurt others. I’m tired of embarrassing myself with cringe crash outs and hoping strangers can emotionally regulate me
>>33840406Feelings havers make life 2x harder for themselves for literally no reason >>33840408You should probably have control over your own emotions before you start trauma dumping on strangers, you have no idea who could be listening, unironically use this fear to stabilize yourself
>>33839885>It’s so hard knowing everythingYou have a talent at least.
ladieswhich Bond movie is your favourite?
>>33840389This guys (knows)
>>33840416I never actually watched any...
>>33840362What's a pdf
>>33840260I know, I'm a virgin too.
>>33840293Only ugly girls go 50/50 yes
>>33840316Are you the incel that got banned earlier?
>>33840416What’s a Bond movie
>>3384029350/50 with women very rarely exists, actually, because the bare minimum requirements of theirs imply massive expenses just for you (being a home owner, the car you should have, various items, various expensive activities that you pay for alone, the prolonged hidden costs of a relationship, child support payments).
>>33840414I love being attractive and smart, honestly these two things go hand in hand, I’ve never met a smart ugly person
>>33840429James Bond, agent 007
>>33840366Ser Gregor Clegane
Men, have you ever tried to have sex with your girlfriend, only to be interupted by her friend tickling your balls from behind?
>>33840434Okay
>>33840435Hm.. I think I remember him. Isn’t he a psycho or something in that show?
>>33840438Her friend was pegging me
>>33840420On Her Majesty's Secret Service is probably the most emotional/romantic of the franchise, and would probably have the most appeal to a female viewer as a result. License to Kill and Living Daylights also veer a bit away from the archetypical 'women are disposable eyecandy' elements without falling into the girlboss trap a modern movie would. Tomorrow Never Dies has Michelle Yeoh also being cool and a major plot contributor without being overt fanservice bait.
>>33840442He pops Pedro Pascal's head open
I just ordered McDonalds on Doordash and they forgot my fries, incels will pay for this act of domestic terrorism.
>>33840438What would her friend be doing there?
>pops Pedro Pascal's head openI wish this happened more often, preferably in every movie and TV show he's in.
>>33840438Average freshman experience of college
>>33840449It would’ve been considered canon in the first season of Narcos
>>33839151my sons will not be short.
>>33840444What if I don't like romance and I would prefer the least romantic option? preferably with as much real plot, I know that there's supposed to be a decent bit of action and explosions and whatnot because I'm pretty sure there are action spy movies, but I like a little bit of plot with my action
>>33840445Bbbbbased
>>33840453Bourne series is far more realistic and less sexually exhausting
>>33839250Just use dating apps and look for the best guy you can, filter for whatever you can. Obviously you can't filter for dick size but if you ask a guy for pics and he is into you he will 100% send them willingly.
>>33840445Aw I don’t like that
>>33840456Thank you
Anons did you ever want to have sex with your gf's friend?
Do women like nakadashi?
Femanons, how do you feel about the trend of giving a bra strap bracelet to a man you love? Would you rather go through the trouble of making a bra strap bracelet, or just give him your whole ass bra?
>>33840461Yes, and I do have sex with him.
>>33840447Planning her tickle balls challenge for tiktok!
>>33840465Hi, JH.
>>33840461I did, and another ex of mine her mom.
>>33840453From Russia With Love and Living Daylights are most like the original books (even though the latter is a movie-original plot).
>>33840464A what? Who's doing that?
>>33839168>had sex with an atoga moidHow did he rizz you?
>>33840468Good morning.
>>33840470Added to Watch Later
>>33840474with his Ohio skibidi gyatt
>>33840472Youre weird
>>33840470Can’t wait until we get a non-binary black trans disabled LGBT friendly James Bond
>>33840461>Anons did you ever want to have sex with your gf's friend?We had a threesome once, but my gf got jealous after, and kind of nuked the friendship. Lol.
>>33840472>centaurs and disfigured monstersJH, come on, focus on your trouple
>>33840475Do you want to adopt a kid?
>>33840475Haha they said the thing!
>>33840481>JH, come on, focus on your troupleGOOD MORNING SAAAAAAR!
>>33840478Rude.>>33840481Fantasies are still fun to have, even in the context of a relationship.>>33840482Not particularly.
>>33840479the new 007 game coming out has him as a fruity twink and all of his associates are old black/Indian women
>>33840477You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>33840489Oh god these pajeet memes are going to be so good I can’t wait
>>33840487How could a man convince you to adopt a kid with him? Or do you want your own
>>33840465Does your boyfriend's girlfriend tickle his balls whilst you're on top of him?
>>33840432aren't you a shitskin jeet yourself?
>>33840493I want my own. I'd adopt if a close family member died and their kid needed a home, or if I somehow became unable to have a kid. >>33840494You can just call her my gf. And I don't think she does that in particular.
>>33840497This is such a strange response to a seemingly unrelated post no
>>33840498What if no one wanted to date you or acknowledge you exist
>>33840487Jasons dick would prolly fall off and Michael can barely move
>>33840461I have sex with her sister on occasion, gf get to watch
>>33840502That'd suck.>>33840503Not in my headcanon.
>>33840506>Not in my headcanon.its true though
>>33840461I have very particular tastes in women, so the one-in-a-million girl I date never has friends of a similar persuasion who would tempt me away. If anything, I'm typically repulsed by them
>>33840511Not necessarily. Jason's state of decay is debatable, but you know Myers definitely has a boner 24/7 thinking about Laurie.
>>33840461No, all my exes were perfect and none of their friends could compete
>>33840512Enjoy being single forever turbo manlet
>>33840504She never joins in?
>>33840514but you're not Laurie
Remember: women would rather share Chad than choose an average man.
>>33840521This
>>33840519I'm my fanfics, he becomes obsessed with me instead.
>>33840516where's your boyfriend?
>>33840526>wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BuGaTti??Shut up moron
>>33840529>doesn't have onepot, meet kettle.
>>33840516Not beating the "Chad only" allegations
Is it true that most normies have probably never even heard of Warhammer 40000?
>>33839398Very cute, I like it!I also agree some boots would make a nice addition >>33840521As they should desu, us losers have no business talking to them>>33840461No...Though one girl I dated had a hot friend who said that I was hot so that was a temporary self-esteem boost>>33840422Peter file>>33840327Holy based
>>33840517Not directly. Her sister has fingered and given her oral a few times. My gf is underneath us, 69 position so she can get sprayed with cum. She’s total sub so we can get creative in the future
>>33840504>>33840544Disgusting. You should all get publicly executed and your families shamed for 100 generations.
>>33840535>tfw have girlfriend Dishwasher, meet Vacuum Cleaner >>33840536Goodluck beating the rape allegations anon!
>>33840233I'd rather not wake up at all>>33840128Julianne Côté imho>>33840051I used to see a couple of therapists at one in high school and then later on an addiction counsellor. It's basically a place where fuck-ups and delinquents (mostly moids) can get guidance to keep them off the streets
>>33840537Idk about that. I'm notoriously out of the loop for most video game/anime/nerd shit, but I still know 40K is like THE big tabletop nerd thing next to D&D.
girlsWhy is abstinence frowned upon?
>>33840546Sit down, cuck
>>33840552NAGThey want to be whores. It's in their blood. There's not a single exception to this rule. Any non-whore died a long time ago.
>>33840552Because tradcucks are cringe
>>33840552Is it? I don’t think anyone care
>>33840550You were the youth centre slut weren’t you?
>>33840553>if you're disgusted by my degeneracy you're a cuck>>33840555And we stopped following those rules and everything's going down the shitter ever since, isn't that fun?
>>33840551>but I still know 40K is like THE big tabletop nerd thing next to D&D.That's what I was thinking.
>>33840544Think you could score a throuple our of this?
>>33840560It's unique, so I think it's memorable as a thing, but I wouldn't be able to tell you a single detail about it besides that it included little figures of soldiers.
>>33840541>As they should desu, us losers have no business talking to themThisI avoid women as an act of kindness toward them.
Why don't men protect women?
>>33840558NTA but have sex, you don’t have a strong enough immune system to talk shit here
>>33839989Morning anon>>33839894RIP ))): I hope you get more sleep soon anon <3Iktf I got like 5 hours again and have work today kms>>33839838All the fucking time lol. Currently I try not to do that but yeah, at my worst I could only get myself to do any real housework or leave the house to e.g. go to the supermarket when I was blackout drunk, just to override that feeling of compete foreboding and anxiety doing basic tasks. The problem was then I couldn't remember what I'd done so I'd end up like cooking the same meal or doing the same laundry twice lol>>33839698I did yesterday lol >>33835056
I've been crunching the numbers and I am coming to the conclusion that hiring a live-in maid is cheaper than a wife, for better service as well
>>33840566I trust that the Chads they've chosen can handle that, seeing as they're in the gym daily.
>>33840567>have sexNot before marriage though
>>33840566Whatever happened to Emirus personal bodyguard?
>>33839677Did some people play in the end?I'm happy to make another one and play a bit before work if anyone's about
>>33840556yes. Girls I’ve dated have been rude to me about it
>>33840566why do you think women need protecting?
>>33840566Women don't want or need that anymore :)
>>33840571Someone like me will probably get married before you that is insane to think about
>>33840558You have incel brain rot, seek therapy
>>33840579Doubt.>>33840581>can't prove me wrong
>>33840566its an ick
womenAre some guys not good at fingering the pussy? If yes, what do you do if they aren’t good at it?
>>33839574I'm working a 13 hour shift on Hallowe'en just to avoid social plans, but I got invited to a late night party anyway and I'm fucking dreading itI will be dressing up at work though and acting goofy with all the kiddos
>>33840583Enjoy being single for the rest of your life turbocuck
>>33839565Not at all, if it's a nice dress and you like it then wear it (: >>33839555BasedI did the same yesterday except I had no money either so I had to find a way to make 10 dollars and then go to the bank to draw cash kek
>>33840586>acting goofy with all the kiddos
>>33840561Yeah we grown close. Sister lives in my guest house while getting her education. We have talked about it, If she gets a job in this area after, we’ll stay together and give it a shot. No pressure of course, I want the best for them
>>33840574You haven’t dated
>>33839538I'm washing the dishes for my roommates now if that counts kekElse I helped another friend with an assignment and brought over some leftover treats we had
>>33840593This is such a Chris Chan arch
>>33840583Burden of proof is on you, dummy. No wonder no one likes you
>>33840597Don’t know who that is and I don’t care about takes from the male attention whore.
reminder to only seek virgins. the leftover trash don't care about people like you anyway
>>33839487Yume Sicky >>33839482I have yet to figure this out Imagine she's a potato or something >>33839471It's not like he's keeping his eyes open the whole time kek>>33839474If she's a stuck up cunt>>33839454If I was a woman I'd be a femcel
>>33840132>The latinx guy whining about women ignoring his hand is also the pedophile. LmaoHe was also the anon spamming about how he thought wet pussies were gross.
>>33840595Yes I have. But it always goes to shit after the first date when women want sex, and i explain that im abstinent because I don’t want to have a kid.
>>33840603why would a virgin care about leftover trash like me?
>>33839451M, idk because they're simps, they should give it to me instead (I just got charged credit card interest again fml)
>>33839371I remember seeing this movie in the cinema lol, giantess Reese Witherspoon was something I never knew I needed in my life
>>33840593Dang, we've got 2+ polycules in /atoga/
>bad hair day already Men, do you even pay attention to a woman's hair?
>>33840612Don't group me into that weird incest thing.
>>33840613Black women's hair, yeah.
>>33840616Fuck.
>>33840603A virgin woman can still be 'leftover trash' if she dates a bunch of men and dumps them.
>>33840615I feel like you should know better than to judge people's love life
>>33840612New world. Been told so many times from women that there aren’t enough good men out there. Naturally I’m going to take on more than one woman
>>33840613Yeah we do, we're just not judgy about it. I'm sure it's fine.
>>33840622It seems to be the future of things.
>>33840592You know what I mean lol. Just have a laugh and get in character and stuff>>33840566I mean I do try if the situation arises>>33840557No I'm a virgin Maybe I should be a wizard for Hallowe'en jk
>>33840613M, yes I do but not like in a judgemental way. Messy hair can be cute
>>33840623It's really not. I didn't do my hair routine because I was feeling lazy, now I'm paying for it.
If men only care about looks why do they ignore my existence when I go shopping or go get groceries? I’m hot. Only elderly drunktards stare at me
>>33840566Isn't the bear doing that?
>>33840621My love life deserves to be judged, too. But at least I'm not dating and blowing my brother.
>>33840605Latino men are disgusted by pussies. They are all tranny fuckers. I wish I could tell this to the people who ask why I don’t date my own race
>>33840603Stay away
>>33840628I don't only care about looks. But, to answer your question, we don't want to make you uncomfortable.
>>33840628Trust me I notice hot girls when I get groceries kek, I'm just shy and avoid them
>>33840628Men also care about not getting cancelled for sexual harassment. Elderly drunktards are already cancelled so they don't care.
>>33840607some people crave love and give up>>33840620that's why you should date virgins who never had relationships
>>33840628Honest question: what am I supposed to do with the observation that a random woman is hot? What do you mean by ignoring your existence? I don't think people are bumping into you as if you were invisible.
>>33840633>They are all tranny fuckers.I did notice a lot when I was traveling to Brazil, lol.
>>33840627OK.
>>33840628it's not the right place to get in contact with you
>>33840637Incel brainrot
>>33840631Same sex is different
>>33840628How hot are you? Describe yourself?
>>33840645It shouldn't be, at all.
>>33840641Argentinians, brazilians and colombians are the worse. Also latin european men such as Italian and spanish men. They all like trannies
>>33840633Haha, based
>>33840613if they're blonde
>>33840648No risk of pregnancy. That's the only reason the taboo developed.
>>33840628>why do they ignore my existencewhy shouldnt I
>>33840649>ItaliansNo?
>>33840640>Honest question: what am I supposed to do with the observation that a random woman is hot?Stare at her. If she stares back then approach her
>>33840653I don't want to talk about this anymore.
>>33840649It's strange considering that latin and med women are so beautiful
>>33840655Italian men are the biggest tranny porn consumers according to porn websites and the country with the highest amount of trannies along with spain in europe
>>33840626It CAN be, but there's a line where it can't be cute.
>>33840628I don't want to end up on tiktok
>>33840660No shit? I figured it'd be a Nordic country
>>33840660Maybe it's the 80 years old, young people and media is still pretty homophobic and sexist here
https://italianenthusiast.com/transgender-culture-italy/It’s rooted in Italian men’s past of fucking little boys
Anyone other prospective throuples ITT?
>>33840666I hate you.
>>33840666>Anyone other prospective throuples ITT?with*
>>33840663Nordic men are the straightest men according to my research along with some african tribes (though black men are generally bi)
>>33840670What kind of studies were you doing anon
>>33840666There's a femanon from the last thread that's navigating something like that.
>>33840667Why?
>>33840666Maybe. My tulpa was a bit tipsy and asked for a boob pic from her BFF.
>>33840675Throuple talk isn't productive here, it's just bullying. That much I've learned.
>brazil and argentina are biggest latinx consumers of tranny pornThey are also the latinx countries that most received italians immigrants. Fluke?
>>33840678What, are you an incel? You feel threatened my other men having multiple women?
>>33840663Germanics have been historically the least prone to pederasty and faggotry of all cultures. They were known for drowning homosexual men in bogs during Roman times.>>33840665>It's all southern """italy"""
>>33840680That's JH, she wants to be a unique quick chungus so she can attention whore better
>>33840666no, I have standards
I prefer germanic and nordic men anyway
>>33840680>>33840684Fuck both of you.
>>33840687Thank you.
I need a germanic gf with a big butt who has at least 1 extremely nerdy hobby
>>33840688Why are you mad if you're not an incel?
>>33840683Tranny lovers are not homosexual. They are pederasts. Two different things
>>33840692Thank god my post mentioned both
>>33840691Because you're proving my point that any throuple talk ITT just leads to bullying. No genuine questions or helpful advice. It's shitposting at best and genuine disdain at worst.
>>33840692It's all the same shit, btw
The Bayaka people of Africa are the straightest people in the world. They don’t even know how same-sex sex is supposed to work. There is no cultural prohibition of gay sex they just lack same-sex and non-PIV sex attraction
>>33840696Pederasts fuck both males and females. Gay guys just fuck normal looking men
>>33840699Pederasts like boys. Gay guys like strong men
>>33840689If you were a squirrel i'd leave one nut out of the window
>>33840695I was just asking a question, chill.
>>33840699Historically, male homosexuality has always been closely associated with pederasty. Your most prominent examples of historical homosexuality are always pederasty. NAMBLA was a huge part of gay rights in the 60s and 70s. Ask an actual faggot when he had his first sexual experience, the idea of these "totally heckin' normal gay dudes" who are just attracted to grown men is a very modern perception, and it's a flimsy one if you look beyond the surface.
>>33840710Most men who fuck little boys also fuck women. Gay men are molested by the uncles, cousins, etc.
>>33840711>umm they're actually heckin' bisexual!lmao
>>33840710NTA. I studied the early gay rights movement, and it's true, there was a lot of overlap with pedophilia. Also a lot of the French academics of the 20th century were supporters of both.
>>33840710I don’t think being gay is normal btw it’s obviously a strong mental disorder but masculine gay men like Peter Thiel are obviously much better than pederasts or cross dressing gays. Pederasts are evil and they always pretend they are straight
>>33840695Guarantee you will continue to bring up yours though.
>>33840716>el are obviously much better than pederasts or cross dressing gays.The existence of faggots who want to be the masculine and faggots who want to be the feminine isn't indicative of distinct types of faggotry.
Sadly they are going extinct. If nothing is done about it there won’t be a single society without degenerates >>33840697
>>33840711NTA but this is true. Ian Watkins, who was a real heartthrob to many women, molested tiny babies to see how far WOMEN would go for him. He was a true pederast, his goals weren't limited to pedophilia.
>>33840716>Peter ThielNTA. He's the head of the Bilderburg Group. He's probably doing some fucked up shit behind closed doors.
>>33840724Why are you people talking about this guy all the time just now?
>>33840727It seems relevant. He got got, but his anonymous FEMALE ASSOCIATES are still there and will probably be let back out into the world.
>>33840727I think it's just one single anon.
>>33840724That’s pedophilia. Pederasts like pre-teen and teen boys. Also adult males who look neotenous eg “femboys”
Do most men cheat?
>>33840728Why do you need to write some stuff in caps lock like a retard? People know that there are mentally ill women out there
>>33840685You can get a very high value man in a throuple
>>33840732They should spread their genes at any given opportunity to show domination
This is pederastyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=SG7td_dlNXchttps://youtube.com/shorts/AgVZhKHAn70?
>>33840732No
>>33840732They absolutely do
Good afternoon, Euros.
>>33840732I don't know
Why did Germany become so popular in producing porn once?
>>33840742ziv
>>33840746you-know-who's have a thing for pimping out goyische women
Sadly I have no chance of ever having a nordic bf
>>33840752Let's go hunt for them together
>>33840746It's a high income country which was surrounded by ex-soviet states. Czech, Polish and Ukrainian women have a historical reputation of working as sex workers abroad, Germany is their first destination so Germans would naturally employ cheap prostitutes to produce shitty porno.
>>33840752CringeeeGet Bollywood BF or Saudi Prince, girl (guy in real life).
>check for (You)s>0>remember i didnt post yetI hate women because of this
>>33840755This is a you-know-who
>>33840754>Czech, Polish and Ukrainian women have a historical reputation of working as sex workers abroadis this something that came about after the USSR collapsed, or is there an older precedent?
>>33840747Ishtar’s blessing, I think?
>>33840754Gib Czech or Russian GF.
I wanna take you to a gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar!
>>33840759Well there was this wall so it's post collapse>>33840752Getting a nordic bf is easiest thing in the world, just go north or visit a local smart that sells exported goods. Spain, Italy etc all have these small Swedish/Finnish stores, you can go stalk there or ask the owner
>>33840683Milita Hoplite
>my foid always goes to toilet after sexIs it normal for women?
>>33839838I'm actually doing this now lol cause got a bunch of housework and other shit to do before going to work>>33840661OK but either way idm, my hair's a mess half the time too>>33840666>throuplesI would rather kill myself>>33840742Holy fuck it's already the afternoon Kill me>>33840762Gay bars are usually better than regular ones and I say this as a bartender
>>33840763Girl, I’m colombian. No nordic men here. They don’t like latinas either
>>33840763they don't need to be living abroad to be whoring themselves out, these days.
>>33840765I thought it was normal for everyone desu>>33840732With Cheat Engine on RuneScape, yeah>>33840756Hate your dumb brain not women >>33840767>They don’t like latinas eitherAre you kidding meYou could definitely rizz some autistic nordic engineer
>>33840767Everyone likes everyone.Stop the cap.
>>33840765Yes it's something about sanitary stuff I don't know
>>33840770>You could definitely rizz some autistic nordic engineerThey are the hardest to approach. They are very introverted and don’t do small talk
>>33840767>Girl>Implying PS nordic guys love latinas wtf and if you're in a bigger city there will be a local store 100%. People work abroad you know
>>33840775That makes it easier.
>>33840765Normal for men too.
>>33840770>you could rizz some autistic nordic engineerif such a man exists good luck finding him or talking to him, and also keep in mind weight standards in scandinavia are much stricter than they are in the USA and Latinas are already not a group known for their svelte figures.
>>33840767Carrying colombian femanon across the ocean to the med lands so we can go conquer the nordic spaces together
>>33840767Why don’t you like your own men?That’s big ups racist.
>>33840776IME they only date nordic women (which is good since it prevents they go extinct) and they are very hard to approach
>>33840775Being hard to approach doesn't mean they wouldn't say yes if you asked them out kekBut ik it's easier said than done
>>33840781I like them and I’m very attracted to them but they are degenerates. Nordic men are also very attractive plus they have everything I’m looking for in a man
>>33840781She said that all the men there are tranny lovers
>>33840788Oh, shieeet….
>>33840782>>33840779Stop perpetuating a stereotype.... Nordic men are just as socially proficient as anyone else
>>33840780Mix with a Brit (including Irish) lass. Closer.
>>33840792No, we're skipping that map
>>33840791Let’s (Ragna)rock!
>>33840720If it comes up, sure. But I answer most questions about bfs without ever bringing it up since I know it'd complicate the conversation.
>>33840795Okay… Baguette Princess it is (close, too).
>>33840792Us Brits are even harder to approach lol
>>33840780Can I join the expedition :3
>>33840802Yes!
>>33840802Wow, Latina women are gg.
>>33840782Not true. Latinx girls are loved because they actually like men, Nordic women despise their own men and invited millions of other men into their countries.
>>33840808Everyone likes someone.
>>33840808Don't ruin the conversation please
>>33840799NTAI’ll accept the Swiss (Femanon).
>I want a nordic guySaid no one ever
>>33840816You can keep training your horse girls
>>33840804>>33840802Ohhhhh, spicy cooking!
>>33840767My gf is Mexican.
>>33840818It's incredibly popular here
>>33840765She's squeezing the cum out.
>>33840821Normie detected!
>>33840818Tbf this guy apparently slept with goth girls So clearly he is capping
>>33840823Is it popular enough that they ask their gf to cosplay the characters during sex?
>>33840613>Men, do you even pay attention to a woman's hair?Only if it's super long, like past their ass long
Women, do your boobs bounce?
>>33840828Nta but do you really think the people playing this game have gfs
>>33840832No>>33840831Yes, what about yours
>>33840830I'm the opposite kek, the cute girl at my work has a pixie cut
>>33840670>>33840683>>33840687The vikings were gay
>>33840828It's not my business to know what people do in their bedroom...
>>33840835Bisexual.
>>33840832some have korean wives even
>>33840831I'm pretty flat, so barely. My ass never stops moving, though.
>>33840838Shad up.
>>33840821How should I approach you guys?
>>33840816They're too pasty for my taste, I think germanics are the happy medium
>>33840841Be sexyAnd drop the Americanisms.
>>33840816And unless you're a roided up 6'4" guy, you're not going to be dating the Nordic blonde goddesses who are constantly posted in the media. Nordic guys are known to date some frumpy chubby brunettes who are 4-5/10 because those are the only girls that want them in their own country. So it's not a surprise they're more willing to date 7/10 latinas or Asians.
>>33840842Wow, that’s like… nutmeg racism.
if nordic men are hard to approach japanese men are next to impossible :3
Why do chips taste good cold, but fries dont
>>33840846Shad up!>>33840844Lies, lies and more lies.
>>33840844Truth nuke....
>>33840844They should get to breed more nordic chads
>>33840844Which Nordic women are you talking about?
That's right I'm NORMIE No moneyOverdosing on caffeineRetarded 24/7Meds have run outIt's 5 o'clock somewhereEveryone's disappointed
>>33840847Anything cooked with a decent water content after cooking will typically hold flavor, texture, and shape best while they're still warm. Dry foods are less volatile.
>>33840816keep coping
>>33840846
>>33840852Sailor Venus best grill.
>>33840854You go pick up some herbs and then you turn around and see nordic people doing these activities
>>33840846Do Japanese men like black or mixed women at all?
>>33840846why you approaching men anyway isn't it supposed to be the opposite?
>>33840857Me in the back, shooting a zebra with arrows.
>>33840858>>33840859The topic is Nordic, please.
im goig for a walk i cant take it anymor
>>33840860We should try to cook it with what i've gathered
>>33840856She is bae <3Holy shit right after I posted this I had to take a break from the dishes to answer the door for the mailman while I was crying lol
>>33840854I can’t wait for Ragnarok…
>>33840854We literally invented modern phone games, we're nerds and you just posted cringe...
>>33840862what is wrong?
>>33840862Sorry
>>33840862Don’t dew it!Put the gun down… and just breathe.
>>33840859i don’t :3
>>33840859>isn't it supposed to be the opposite?
>>33840862Get a late lunch and drink a big glass of milk.
>>33840873Save some money, travel, and pull the o’l clueless tourist technique… you can bag a Prince sure enough.
>>33840867>WeA swede and a Icelandic person aren't the same
>>33840873that's good
>>33840880Huh?
>>33840760fuck ishtar niggaziv is short for živijo
>>33840864Yeah!Make it proper tasty, and not “gamey”.
>>33840883Once again, Google failed me.
>>33840880Iceland has the population of Malmo
>>33840887And Malmö has a population of afroasiatics
>>33840890Nope.png
Everyone is now in lurking mode.Damn.
>>33840895I'm tired
>>33840895I'm busy working. Ask a horny question or else I can't justify engaging.
>>33840896>>33840897Lolz
>>33840895I am doing things
Are german men as libtarted as they appear on the internet?
>>33840903They can literally get arrested for even the most milquetoast right wing rhetoric so it's not surprise that the ones with anything close to right wing views probably won't advertise online.
MEN, do you have a preference on hairstyles during sex (ponytail, braids, free)?WOMEN, do you touch men's hair during sex?
>>33840867>we're nerdsWhat a proud people you must be...
>>33840905>do you touch men's hair during sex?I wish I did
>>33840906>>33840903Americano,
>>33840905Yes, I run my hands through my bf's hair all the time since he likes to touch mine so much.
>>33840906if the swedes don't breed their woman someone will
Do Swedish Women like American Men?
>>33840913Forgot picrel.
>>33840909Yuro unfortunately. I was hoping that all the recent war-hawking would have at least helped the germanoids grow some backbone
>>33840895im working
I haven’t been sleeping well anon
>>33840923Same.Pretty miserable.
>>33840895I'm just busy IRL unfortunately Fuck it though taking a quick vidya break now
>>33840895the thread has been nothing but bait for like 3 days at this point. it's boringif i wanted to read /pol/ conspiracy theories i would just go there. jk, i would kill myself
>>33840928Lulz
>>33840905M, not a sexhaver but seeing her free hair flowing on the pillows and burying my face in it is comfy >>33840923Sorry to hear that ): is it a longterm issue for you? have you tried any sleep remedied and things? anything on your mind you want to talk about?I've been averaging 4 hours a night the past week and have work later and I'm gonna have a breakdown if someone is mean to me lol
>>33840916>I was hoping that all the recent war-hawking would have at least helped the germanoids grow some backboneGermany gets punished the most because they had a backbone once
>>33840895Yes. But only temporarily.
>>33840895Yeah weird how some months we get over well 2K replies every thread, now we're barely reaching 1.8K
>>33840940Well it's early afternoon in Europe/morning in the US on a weekdays so obvs it's gonna be slower Also it's the middle of october so most people aren't on vacation or school break or whatever Closer to Xmas it'll pick up a lot again as all the schoolfags go on break (and all us wagies want to kms)
Too bad you can't talk to random people anymore because there was this hypercutie sitting next to me on the bus.
>>33840949You should have sat in front of her with your legs spread and feet resting at the ends of her seat
either gender, do your veins pop out?
>>33840835nope
>>33840949Objectively she was probably mid, but I thought she was really hot. So sad.>>33840953I'm not like that.
>>33840956F, in some places kinda? Most of them are just visible
How do I overcome the feeling that I'll never be loved the way I want to be loved?
Women, which panties are you wearing today?
>>33840963Most people don't really have that
>>33840964clean ones that i have yet to pull from the pile of clean laundry
>>33840963In what way do you want to be loved?
>>33840949RIPstill kinda wholesome though even if you only exchanged glancesReminds me of when this hot girl sat opposite me on the train and said hi and I pretended to be asleep
>>33840964Beige granny panties with snail trail stains. I hope your boner is gone.
>>33840973I don't really know if there's anyway for me to verbalize it.
>>33840979we are already turned off by your stanky crotch regardless of what underwear you put on, JH
>>33840978She had a very cute voice. I'll probably be thinking about this for months which is a bit upsetting.
>>33840949I really wanted to smile at my bus hyper cutie, whom I was seeing almost every day. Just once. Or turn my head towards her when we were waiting next to each other in the rain.
>>33840982Fuck you. My pussy smells and tastes great, based on limited but trusted feedback.
>>33840979It was never there to begin with. This is a very high brow and intellectual question.
>>33840983Aw, did you hear her speak to the driver or on the phone or something Sounds like a wholesome memory anyway>>33840985Bus crushes are realThere was another girl who used to get my bus route every day and sometimes sat across from me. Then I got a different job so I started getting the bus from the other side of the street every day and we would exchange awkward glances kek
>>33840988I don't believe you.
As a nearly 27 year old virgin, I hope I never have to deal with a crush again. I don't have time for that shit.
>>33840991Same, he and I should get together already.
>>33840990Well, the not having a boner part was at least true.
>>33840979Nam, thats disgusting, take a shower
>>33840994Well I applaud your restraint, then.
>>33840997I took one this morning.
>>33840905>WOMEN, do you touch men's hair during sex?Hypothetically when cuddling it feels nice
>>33841002Maybe you should wear pad and or see a doctor. Uti? weak bladder?
>>33840991As a 27 year old virgin I can tell you it doesn't get better Just focus on vidya and making money tbqh
>>33841006aren't you the guy swamped in female attention?
>>33840981Try for me
Is time on my side? I’m not young anymore
>>33840991Install uma
>>33841009I don't think I can, and if I could it'd just end up sounding a little embarrassing or pathetic
>>33841007Not really, also I'm too depressed and broke to capitalise on it, c'est la vie
>>33841012That’s okay I won’t judge you I can go first if you want
>>33841014we aren't the same bro, i've received no attention so i can afford to delude myself more than you
>>33841007I was actually doing ok when I was with my ex but because I'm a bipolar retard I quit my job and went on a bender when she dumped me. Don't do that, if you have a good job then stick with it and invest money. If you meet a nice woman then cool, if not then cats are great companions
>>33841004I just have a chronic discharge issue, nothing indicative of an issue that I can address seriously, apparently. And I wear pads. These are just old panties.
>>33841017yes please, but i can't make any promises on my end
>>33841010Unfortunately a lot of paths close for you the older you get. That doesn't mean you can't find a different one.
>>33841018Most guys don't get overt attention, it can be subtle and others are shy or just have their own shit to deal with. Doesn't mean you don't have potential and can't make something of yourself and eventually meet somebody nice. Look after your mental health and finances though, it's very hard to climb out of the hole once you're in it
>>33841010How old is “not young”?
>>3384102625. It's over
>>33841020>if not then cats are great companionsTrue. I’d probably struggle a lot harder with thoughts of an hero-ing if I didn’t have mine.Even a fish tank probably helps.
>>33841018Also at my current job my boss is a gay male who is kind of a cunt and I realise how much having a hot MILF boss actually motivated me to work in my previous jobs and probably why three of them said I could come back at anytime if I ever moved back there and needed a job
>>33841029i missed out on ever experiencing hot milf love
>>33841027You absolute baby. Time is still on your side as long as you stop sitting on your hands.
>>33841027>25Get outta here, little zoom zoom
>>33841030I think I did too. I worked alongside one who was always complimenting me and flirting with me, but I was taken at the time. She was really cute. Short, thin Chinese lady in her 40s.
>>33841028Aw that's so lovely <3 what kind of cat(s) do you have?Yeah as a teen I used to keep fish also, goldfish and tropical fish. <3 however once I went on vacation and my mom turned off the fish lights and one of them died. She told me to get over myself and not cry over some dumb fish
>>33841020I'm allergic to cats
>>33840989>Aw, did you hear her speak to the driver or on the phone or somethingNo. She was on an isolated spot and I was in her way and she thanked me (you could barely hear it, very cute) when I got out of the way.>wholesomeBeing left to ponder over cute girls that you'll never see again isn't wholesome.
>
>>33841030Real kekI'm getting close to 30, soon enough these women will just be my age...And I don't have the excuse of being young and naive/still figuring things out anymore, I'm just genuinely a loser who works in a barBut you never know you might meet someone cool dude... stay positive
Can i get lifted by a single arm
>>33841022This is harder than I thought I want someone who loves me so much I never doubt it. And who likes to hold me, I always daydream about someone being beside me and holding my hand or my waist. I want to lay my head on his chest. I want to laugh with him and talk about anything. I want to have peace and quiet with him and I want him to understand me without having to explain everything. I want him to be proud of me and maybe protective. I want to miss him whenever he’s gone and for him to come to me when I call for him
>>33841035You can get hypoallergenic cat breeds. My mom was allergic and I had a darling Russian blue and she was okay with it>>33841036>she thanked me (you could barely hear it, very cute) when I got out of the wayAw that's wholesome broI had the same the other day when I let a girl go past on her bike and she turned around and said thank you, she had a Kuromi backpack and we were both coming back from the supermarket>ponder over cute girls that you'll never see again isn't wholesomeShit that's dark ig...
>>33841035I was going to say though there are lots of other kinds of pets you can look after. Or you could try get into gardening or volunteering and tend to nature instead. I find when I'm focusing on this stuff instead of my own mind I'm less likely to go mental
Why did God give the coldest girl in the world an allergy to wool
>>33841034That sucks! I had some goldfish for maybe a full month when I was a kid, but the tank my mom bought was too small. Over the course of a week, the biggest one ate his three roommates whole and then died lolI’ve got two black cats, a pair of brothers. One of them is a perfect angel, and the other one is maybe the loudest, fussiest and most annoying cat I’ve ever met. They’re fun.>>33841035Me too. I take antihistamines every day.
>>33841052So she could cuddle up with her bf more
>>33841035i miss my cats:(
>>33841055That’s even more cruel to not give the coldest girl in the world a warm boyfriend
>>33841058I beleeb in you anon.
>>33841036>Being left to ponder over cute girls that you'll never see again isn't wholesome.I disagree. I try to see it as>well at least I saw a cute girl today
I'm going to do something crazy
>>33841052AwwMaybe try alpaca, rabbit or goat lol, hopefully they don't trigger your allergy>>33841054Damn, boi was hungry lolAw bless sorry that happened xDHaha your cats sounds like a fun pair>take antihistamines every daySame here, I'm allergic to a lot of shit in general and probably cats also but I love them too muchGonna take a tablet now lolI remember dating a girl with a dog who gave me such allergies lmao but I liked staying round hers, but it was kinda embarrassing when I'd start sneezing
>>33841058You don't need to give something that is free, just pick one up
>>33841064What you gonna do :o
I remembered that cute Spanish tourist that asked me for directions to the subway station... No man has ever smiled at me the way he did
>>33841067I've done it
Men, I know you want me
Why do some women like orcs in erotica? Aren't they gross and stinky looking?
Why do I sometimes get random little cuts that I don't remember the cause of?
>>33841077Women like taboos in their fantasies.
>>33841077>gross and stinky lookingSo just like moids?
>>33841077Ask the specific subset of American "women" that read that crap
>>33841076Moist?
>>33841077You're talking about very weird women, you know most of the ones that are even autistic aren't into that
>>33841076Why would I want you, you're just a textbox.
>>33840148I want to hold his hand, yes.
>>33841043My ex was like thisI should kill myself for letting him leave me
>>33841071Omg what did you do>>33841076Don't tease us>>33841030Ngl I really miss being a janitor dude, it's way better than being a bartender where I have to talk to normie retards all day (plus I was making a lot more money). Maybe I'll hit up my old milf boss or maybe not lol. Depends how drunk I get desu but I got no more money for booze
>>33841081Look I don't have tusks protruding out of my mouth in a way that makes it impossible to keep it sealed so my breath is automatically better than an orc's.
>>33840215No. Cause he's not there.
>>33840963Accept it.
>>33841077Maybe for the same reason I’m inexplicably horny for goblin women: they’re based
>>33840905>MEN, do you have a preference on hairstyles during sex (ponytail, braids, free)?Yeah, I like to put my hair up in pigtails.
>>33840895I went outside. I saw something that I was going to report back with, but I forgot what it was.
>>33841077That's a moid thing
>>33840905MI slightly prefer her hair down since I can run my fingers through it more easily, but if she likes her hair pulled and getting railed from behind, then I like her to have it up in a long ponytail.
>>33841052>allergy to woolThat really sucks. I didn't know that was a thing.
bothwhenever i'm put into a group at uni the other people always mainly talk to each other leaving me feeling like a third wheel. and modern university seems to be 90% group work which i'm not very happy about.should i keep trying to not care? i have good hygiene, dress well etc. and the only issue is possible autism (i am getting diagnosed at the moment but it takes a long time as an adult).it feels like the other people in these kinds of situations always find an instant connection. meanwhile if i try to do the same things as these people do, like complimenting some small thing, i feel like i just get an awkward reaction as a response.idk if it's just how i perceive things but it just feels like people never respond to me. or if the rest of the group is for example confused about what we should be doing, and i try to explain it, everyone keeps silent until someone else in the group says what we should be doing. this is pretty much always strangers so they have no reason to hate me.
>>33841079Do you have a cat?
>>33840905>WOMEN, do you touch men's hair during sexYeah, scalp massage and riding him while making out.
>>33841077Women usually don't like "pure" straight to the point porn, they like having a story with characters and some specific situation as the backdrop.And orc stuff is essentially always cnc so it's just a fantasy version of the ugly bastard trope.
>>33841104You have to statusgame hard when it comes to cityslickers
>>33841104Learning to work and collaborate with people is an important part of your education. Don't worry about how that makes you feel, just do your part.
>>33841105No, no animals
>>33841043I wouldn't be embarrassed by this, it seems like the kind of relationship every woman desires.
>>33841043>I want him to understand me without having to explain everythingit's ogre for autismbros
>>33841107Women aren't interested in that trope though, if anything it's just monsterfuckers but even then it's just too specific and weird
>>33841110I do my part, just feels shitty getting ignored and sidelined so much even if I'm a polite person. At the start I tried to be very active, but because I get ignored so much I've started to become more and more silent in groups (even if I never skip the actual work) .
>>33841119Nice cope, it has always been known as a trope that mostly women are into.
>>33841124It's not a cope, i'm a certified and a veteran female coomer and i know what i'm saying, baka
>>33841119>Women aren't interested in that tropeNTR is the #1 hentai genre for women in Japan and it's full of ugly bastards + I literally ERP'd with a girl who wrote orcs into a story once. Women can be into crazy degen shit as much as men.
Women,When it comes to dating, would you give a short East Asian guy a chance if he were otherwise fairly attractive?
>>33841124ugly bastard =/= monsterfuckingugly bastard is a "man" or rather male thing
>>33841130>it thinks being a coomer makes its opinion factIdiots being confident when saying incorrect things will always remain funny ngl
>>33841132maybe if he was above 165cm and not japanese.
>>33841138Why not Japs?
>>33841139Cause she fought against them back in '44.
>>33841131NTR is just that popular on its own and just because it has ugly males it doesn't mean that they drool over the idea of it, also you know there there are still more hardcore works that have more female appeal right? And one girl being into that doesn't mean that there are many who do, honestly sometimes the ones that try to sound so extreme sound performative for reasons that i'm not going to babble about here>>33841136You can't read when people are making fun of themselves
>>33841139Might be korean femanon(*Learned lore*)
>>33841132>shortHow short are we talking? I'm short too and I don't want our kids to suffer the same fate>East asianI guess I wouldn't mind, expect I'm not really a fan of that beardless soft boy look a lot of them have. I like my men manly ^_^
>>33841052alpaca wool is hypoallergenic
Women, Is it a red flag for a man to want someone thst talks to them like this?
>>33841104https://voca.ro/1fGGD6cjRlwU
>>33841145I will not be a moid's condescending mommy
>>33841114That’s not good
>>33841145No. Totally based.
>>33841147This is kinda what I expected. I don't have motivation unless I'm nagged or bullied about things.
>>33841145You're either insane or you haven't actually had to deal with a nagging foid before.t. freshly out of nagger hell
guy I'm seeing is too reserved and robotic. He doesn't put any effort at all and doesn't seem to care to. Only talks when spoken to or when has sometjing to say, doesn't really do groups, hates going out. I heard through the grapevine that his ex royally cucked him and ruined his life, and that he's never been the same after.How do I get him to relax and be silly and 'human' for a change?
>>33841143Uh, let's say, 169 cm (5'6).
>>33841145No, I would bully him and feed him.Agressively
>>33841151I'm into it, I don't feel seen otherwise.
>>33841156Can I only have the bullying? I have very restrictive dietary issues.
>>33841153Ah that's pretty decent.
>>33841160Suicide delayed by 30 days.
>>33841159I will be testing you.Watching you.
Men, why do you ask questions about the female gender but then don't accept their answer?
>>33841164What does that mean?>>33841166Well probably because I don't think that any given woman is the President of Women, the answers are just individual female perspectives.
>>33841166I try to ... Unless it is on the nose ring subject.
>>33841145As long as she's just giving advice and not forcing me to take her advice then I'd say that's a green flag.
>>33841167Some just require more female exp though>>33841168I have nowhere to say this but i'm so tired of seeing nose rings from social media stuff
>>33841166because women lie. I only ask questions of foids to see how they'll lie today.
>>33841167Oh so every time you all parrot a stupid stereotype it's the gospel truth but when multiple women contradict you it's just their individual perspective?
>>33841175>every time you all parrot a stupid stereotype it's the gospel truthWTF when did I say that mate?
>>33841175stereotypes exist for a reason. Cry about it.
>>33841179women don't look like this.
Men give me a date
>>33841181Go fuck an orc retard
>>3384118517th of February, 1957. You're welcome.
>>33841185Nov/25/1988
>>33841181Sometimes they exist just for convenience you know
>>33841189No a date in the near future
>>33841145God I wish I had money to get an energy drink or noodles rn... bank account empty...>>33841185Okay *feeds date* *feeds dried apricot*>>33839838I'm about to shower and go to work really drunkI feel like I'm in Yume Nikki rn
>>33841192January 1, 2026
>>33841172They are everywhere and I hate the aesthetic.>>33841171Yeah thats best case.
>>33841186Kek i love you anon, don't worry, i know it's not meant to be
>>33841192OK how about this Friday then?
>>33841186>modern woman displaying a lack of grace.
>>33841191well they can be true and convenient. I mean. Knowing how women will usually act when you say X thing to them is pretty helpful.
>>33841201I thought moids liked foul-mouthed tomboys (I assume)
>>33841185Where is she? What's she like to do for fun?
What do you guys think of my urban dictionary entry?
>>33841201Nta but i think that even women from 1800 would say that on the cambodian fruit picking forum>>33841202Nah, in my case it would be calling me gay for wishing that men would have a hairless body, which takes care and it's a hassle, but it's absolutely not gay
>>33841123>just feels shitty getting ignored and sidelined so muchI know. I'm sorry, Anon. Since I only have access to your subjective interpretation of the situation, there's nothing I can really tell you that you don't already know. You're probably weird in some way or another, which makes people not know how to relate to you. It's probably not your fault. Just keep doing the best you can.
>>33841183MenHow do I make my pupils heart shaped.
>>33841211Another day in which I win by having a hairless chest.
women be like "um, cock please?" LOL
>>33841210It's alright
>>33841216Yay
>>33841215They probably have contacts with heart prints.
>>33841194Cup noodles and 1 energy drink are my diet. I'm eating like 1 cup noodle a day and 1 energy drink. Might die eventually.
>>33841206maybe loser men or perverted men. "Tomboy" is a nebulous term these days. Some people say tomboy and simply define an ideal woman that works hard. And some men say tomboy and mean a loudmouthed cunt.
>>33841219More women should want smooth men desu, I shave/trim my pubes and my exes actually wanted it hairy but it makes feel self-conscious.
>>33841215This sounds like an extremely invasive and risky surgical procedure.I heard of a woman who made her areolae heart shaped though.
>>33841183I do when i see muscular men with a clear body but i barely look at things like that
>>33841221Sounds like a good money saver at leastHave some fruit and veg at leastIt's 4pm here I haven't eaten anything and having vodka before walking to work lol
>>33841196>>33841199Pick one
>>33841179check again
>>33841223Just trim to an even length. It looks better and is lesss itchy.
>>33841222To be fair 4chan foids are probably more mannish than normie women
Almost time for my noon walk through towne square. How do you stay in shape?
>>33841228Should have fruit but im on a no buy till the 23erd.
>>33841231desu I kinda want to do laser hair removal and have permanently smooth genitals
>>33841221https://voca.ro/1m4VbPLjdaTr
>>33841223I'm sorry to hear that, it doesn't have to be like that. I have my own feelings towards it but it's nothing to feel self conscious about, it's just a really pleasant bonus to me if there is none
>>33841236me too, but i hear it is expensive.
>>33841234Walking, stretching, calisthenics maybe. I haven't exercised in a while though (hurt my back really bad a couple of months ago)
Apparently size 8 women's gloves are smaller than size 8 men's gloves. Why do they need to complicate things.
>>33841236I've done that but it could be a bit painful, i'm not sure how it is like for men there but there are lighter and cheaper versions
“Your tone annoyed me” why, because I made you take responsibility for your actions?
>>33841247Sngfu!!
>>33841249SMFM
>>33841239Ah thanks but it's not like a major insecurity thing, more like a personal turnoff. Oh and also the thought of pubes getting in her mouth is embarrassing cause I don't want them in mine either.
>>33841246You sound insufferable
>>33841253SheMakesFucksMe?
>>33841235RIP, I'm the same, want some fruit but have no money in my acct
>>33841234>How do you stay in shape?I walk to/from work and work on my feet I also don't eat a lotThat's about it desuNot really "in shape" just not fat and I have naturally broad shoulders luckily
>>33841260She Might
>>33841229Dong tel me what to do bitch
>>33841255Oh i see, yeah i agree with that, it's nice to hear that you care about it that way
>>33841235>>33841261Buy some multivitamins next time you hit the grocery store pls.
sybau
>>33841238>Pop noodlesVery british. Thats like the equivalent to american maruchan. You know they make nissin cup noodles with caffeine?
>>33841273Taking a while to figure this out is how I learned I'm unc
>>33841273Plap
>>33841246Depends, maybe hot kinda annoyed.
>>33841273hi fine shyt
"Aunt" is too short to sound derogatory enough
>>33841287Why would that be derogatory?
>>33841300>wine aunt>cat aunt
>made proper pasta lunch>still no italian gfhow is that fair
>>33841302Wtf is going on in that picture
>>33841301>wine auntJust say that, if that's what you mean.>cat auntThat's not a thing. Nobody says that.It's cat lady. And that doesn't make lady derogatory.This topic is dumb.
>>33841305dont change the subject
>>33841300What's wrong with wanting to be bullied by younger people a bit>>33841301Doesn't have the same effortless and casual energy
>>33841302If your cat knew you use or repost AI she would be disappointed
>>33841312>What's wrong with wanting to be bullied by younger people a bitThat's what hag is for.
I’m being stupid
>>33841316I forgot!
>get back from the grocery store>find out my milk has spoiledI HATE this feeling
>>33841314She doesnt mind at all. She's lying next to my computer desk like the diva she is
>>33841320It happens, at your age.
I’m addicted to picking at my skin and don’t know how to stop
>>33841321Now it gets used for cooking then. Make some sauces with it
>>33841318Probably. What happened?
>>33841321That's a really long trip to the grocery store.
>>33841325Cute, i can't wait to get there
State genderHow would you feel if someone revealed they wanted to be with you because you fulfill a certain fetish of theirs (Asian fever, big dick kings, etc), but they’re a good match otherwise?
>>33841326Where have you been? I haven't seen you around for a long while.
I had a long deep conversation with my friend last night and I realized that I actually just don't value women for anything other than sex. He suggested speaking to and interacting with more women and I guess I could try but so far the more I interact with women the weaker, less reliable, and more pathetic I think they are. My mother is weak too so she doesn't help as an example, like I still love her and do my best to be there for her but she just watches Netflix all day and on the days where she does anything at all simple stuff like going to the store for groceries is this massive task that she acts like consumes her energy for the day. It blows my mind how you can choose to live like that and it's not my job to scold her and make her do more with her life.I don't know what to do because I feel like I shouldn't be in a relationship ever if I look at women and judge them on how much I just want them for sex while thinking that they're essentially incompetent retards that I have to handle and raise like a dog. It doesn't help that a lot of women I have gotten close to in the past have all been neurotic messes that wanted me to treat them like a dog (sometimes literally) and they all had depression and struggled with basic existence.What strength do women have and offer? What does a strong woman even look like?
Question for the femcels ITT:How upset would you be about a guy taking you on a first date then soft-ghosting you for 2 weeks after that because he was out of town for work and interviews?
>>33841334F not surprised
>>33841334Disappointed and maybe disgusted (f)
State gender and share a song that makes you think of the opposite gender.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN98yzgjql4
>>33841334MIt's ok, I have a woman fetish and exclusively date women because of it.
>>33841335I’ve been busy
>>33841272I have no money in my account man
>>33841334MIf we're a good match then no point in ruining a good thing. But if we're just getting to know each other I would feel uncomfortable, like I'm fungible to her.
>>33841340Sounds rough and i'd worry, but i'd be relieved knowing the reason behind it even if i'd be a bit suspiciousAnd who even does interviewsAnd why are you asking this to them only
Dry humping your face with my fist.
>>33841340Just tell me what’s going on
>>33841349>I’ve been busyDo you have any face left?
>>33841354Yes yes yes
>>33841339You have to change for the better. I was the same way as you before. Women were legitimately just cumdumpsters in my mind. They’d immediately be put in boxes of “would I fuck” or “would I not fuck”. I remember having a serious conversation in uni with a friend about suicide and sure addiction and I thought half the time “is she anttractive enough…?” Or even having a nice conversation with a nurse about shoe wear and I’m just not even registering half the stuff she’s saying, I’m just thinking “yea, if it wasn’t weird to ask out your nurse, I would bang her”.It makes it harder to make long lasting friendships or new connections with women because you can only “fake care” for so long . Eventually , because the only thing on your mind is if the women is a sex object for you, you eventually stop caring if she isn’t.And you have to work through that.
>>33841334MDisappointed and insulted. It's happened to me before.The last woman I dated gushed about me being a "Studio Ghibli boyfriend," and I thought it was cute at first, but over time I learned that she really didn't see me as anything more than a bespectacled, soft-spoken, pale, dark-haired cartoon character without a real personality. She just saw me as an accessory.Three years into the relationship, the only thing she could tell me that she loved about me was that I wore glasses.
>>33841356No I’ve actually never looked worse
>>33841272Also the main store's gonna be closed when I get off work so I'll have to walk for an hour just to get a £1.35 ciderKms
Lads, is it over for me?
>>33841365Attagirl!
>>33841369:(
>>33841368no but you are a slow metabolism ass mf, no wonder you are so miserable
>>33841364>was that I wore glassesHahahahahhs fuck, I burst out laughing like a retard in the train. Sorry about that bro , but that’s fucking hilarious.
>>33841148why is that anon?
>>33841353>And who even does interviewsGuys in grad school (me) who are at the on-site stage of interviews. >And why are you asking this to them onlyI don't want the opinions of men on this
>>33841375What are you going to do about it? Huh, huh?
>>33841383High demand low supply
BoysWould you date a hot but messy e-girl/cosplayer with little to no adult skills ?
>>33841386Idk
>>33841385I'm sure there are sex haver girls too...
>>33841392Depends on wanted she can make me feel.
>>33841386What am I meant to do about it?
BORN TO BE WILDDDDDDDDD
>>33841392I'd be screwed in that scenarioCan she cook at least?
>>33841381No worries. Even at the time I had to stifle a laugh because of how absurd it was.She visibly struggled to think of even a second thing that she loved about me, and then she apologized lmfaoThen she asked me what I loved about her, and I effortlessly listed off ten different things. Although, at least two of those evaporated during that conversation.When I dumped her and told her that the time and money I spent on our relationship was a waste, she had a literal a-ha moment and said something to the effect of>ohhhhh, you saw our relationship as an investment? that makes so much senseMaybe one of the most bafflingly stupid things I've ever heard anyone say to me before. Good fucking god am I glad I never have to see that bitch ever again in my life.
>>33841396I have a feeling that normal girls don't use 4chan and sit in this general all day
>>33841404Do you like ramen and takeout?
>>33841392No I prefer psychopathic women who are extremely competent
>>33841392No. That's basically as bad as a NEET.
>>33841399Can't tell you. Wouldn't work if I did. You have to figure it out yourself.
>>33841410Unfortunately no. We would be a disaster.
I hate women.
>>33841392I might. Would she be offended if I tried to encourage her to develop those skills, for her own sake? I don't think I could marry anyone who wouldn't try to grow in that aspect.
>>33841408Yeah maybe you should go intervew them, and i'm super sure they had sex and some of them seem a bit normal too
>>33841413I'm looking for something you don't want
>>33841392I guess. I 3D model and print cosplay pieces for fun so thats a bonus
>>33841417I like them. They're dorks
>>33841424Yeah they're so cringe especially when they try to make you laugh
>>33841421Sounds unlikely
some1 make a new thread pls
>>33841428I don't find them cringe, just endearingly dorky. They love to worry.
>>338414313/5 come close to that!
>>33841392Yes.
>>33841432NOOOOOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOONONOOOOOONOOOOONOOOOOONOOOONOONNNNONOOOOOONONONONONONOONNONOONONONON
>>33841392Who does she cosplay? What's she look like? What's she do when she isn't anime gorl?
>>33841440YEEEEEEEEEESYESEYSYESYESYESYESYESYESYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESYESYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESYEEEEESYEESSYEEESSYEESSYEESSYEESSYEESSYEESSYEESSYEESSYESYESYES
>>33841432The fuck? Why?
WomenWhy do women say “everyone deserves to have a partner”, but they don’t mean it. They will say this to the face of an ugly man who they wouldn’t date.
Ok but Taylor absolutely SLAYED
Men, do you think sex is a duty in marriage?
>>33841454Because women prefer to be nice then be honest. Or they’re delusional about the reality of dating. Same reason why they think it’s odd that men have a 1-10 looks scale despite women clearly having their own internal scale too. The people who benefit the most in a system are the least likely to face it for what it is. Women benefit the most in dating and therefore look past the reality. Same way men benefit the most from patriarchy and need major push to tear it down.
>>33841457No, but I think you probably shouldn't have gotten married if you're not on the same page about sex.
>>33841459Why do they even have to say that at all?
>>33841457No, but I believe a healthy marriage leaves both parties sexually fulfilled. Turning it into a chore seems like a bad idea.
>>33841417i hate men!
>>33841462Why? You could be on the same page in your 20s, but feel completely different about sex in your 30s or 40s.
>>33841454>everyone deserves to have a partnerLiterally who said that because they're a fucking moron. A good chunk of people on this planet deserve to die alone
>>33841463Because they’re trying to push a positive approach, better than pushing negative shit that turns people into incels: The average women gets approached way more than the average man. Most women can become celibate out of choice, most celibate men do not choose to be celibate. It’s literally impossible for them to understand a man’s perspective no matter how nice they are.
>>33841464>Turning it into a choreThat happens to almost all marriages
>>33841472I am not almost all people.
Women, will you join me in a jump dance battle at the park this Sunday? I like to jump rope and plan to jump rope dance in the park. If you saw a man jump rope dancing would you join in?
>>33841471There is nothing worse than lying to someone when they know you’re lying. THATS how incels are born
>>33841473You don’t know that yet. Maybe YOU aren’t, doesn’t mean your partner isn’t like everyone else. You won’t know until it happens. Which could be 10-20 years away
>>33841466That's unfortunately a very real risk with long term relationships.
I kinda regret writing this >>33841467
>>33841367Pls, pls, pls start saving your pennies for a bottle of multivitamins if you're mostly gonna subsist off ramen noodles for a while.
>>33841474Jump?https://youtu.be/CgCVZdcKcqY?si=Et-oUJyXVlmAyHtm
>>33841474That sounds fun but I'd probably be too embarrassed to join in
>>33841361I understand this. Even when women talk to me about suicide I think about how they're not having sex with me and I just don't care.
>>33841479good.>>33841474i probably won't, i don't know how to jump rope lol
>>33841467>A good chunk of people on this planet deserve to die aloneHeard.
>>33841475But most women aren’t lying. They just believe in something because of the positive affirmation they’ve gotten in their life.If a handsome guy is telling you “all it takes is to be yourself” because he doesn’t get how handsome he is, and underestimates how much looks Matter, and doesn’t realize that’s not “all it takes” , he’s not lying, he’s just believing something based off his life experiences. Most women get approached without doing much more than most men. Sure, some of these are bad or questionable men, but there will be good men. And so, from women’s perspective, men are overblowing it, because they’re not men and haven’t had the man’s dating experience.
>>33841480Better off saving that money for milk and potatoes, multivitamins are trash
>>33841477I'm not too worried about it. I've dated enough to feel like I know what I want and how to communicate my needs. I don't see an unsatisfying sex life in my future relationships.
>>33841489Nta- but lol. Ok girl. Ok.
>>33841490I'm a man. To be clear, I don't see sex getting less frequent as I get older as something unfulfilling.
What causes a sexually successful man to either become more misogynistic or more progressive/feminist? I’ve seen camps a lot working in the music business. Men who’ve slept with tons of women but calls them dumb whores on the low , and men who become into the most sex positive beings on earth the more they get laid.
>>33841494There is but only one reason: whether or not they are fucking girls who are on hormonal birth control or not
>>33841492Lmao, dude have you never heard of ED?
>>33841496No, I was born yesterday. Goo goo ga ga.
>>33839200Why do you get turned off?
>>33841454FI never said thatI don’t even deserve to have a partner
Girls, did you know that you are delectable and scrumptious?
Are hobby teams a real, active thing? I’m looking to get some social life now that I’m years out of college but I don’t want to just go to clubs or bars.
girlsA girl I’ve known for a long time asked me today why I never date. I said because it would be irresponsible for me to do that, and she asked why. So I said I never want to have kids, so having a relationship and sex would be irresponsible. She said I can still have sex but just use contraception. I told her it’s not 100%, so even with contraception you’ve gambling on the odds it won’t happen, but it does still happen to people. She got mad when I said that. So I just said that, I don’t want to gamble the odds, so I don’t have sex. She said I’m ridiculous. I said that if she has sex, it’s still a gamble and she got mad and said it’s not true.Who is right?
>>33841506Not a girl but, does she want to have sex with you? That’s the only explanation for her caring this much outside of a natural reflex to get angry at men she disagrees with.
>>33841510No she does not
>>33841506You are right imo>>33841510Maybe she's on birth control and took it personally
>>33839406doesn't he have a gf?
>>33841504huh>>33841506she wants to plow your field
>>33841510>outside of a natural reflex to get angry at men she disagrees withWhy would you discount the most likely explanations though?
>>33841506Just get a vasectomy and sport fuck bitches
>>33841512She does use the pill. But it’s a fact, I’ve never seen the pill, but I’m sure somewhere on the box there is a disclaimer that it’s not 100% effective. So even taking the pill, there is a possible but unlikely consequence of having an unexpected kid. Even if you take the pill, you have to accept and understand that is a real risk. If you can accept that risk, the fuck all you want. But I can not accept that risk. So I don’t have sex
>>33841506I wonder what would happen if you just put your hands up and said >you win! You’re right! Just chill out alright!The second she got mad lol
I can’t touch pens, too phallic.
>>33841392Sure. I have my shit together more than her, but not to the amount that others do.
>>33841517Not getting my balls snipped. That’s unnatural and body mutilation. Plus you get blue balls
Is it retarded that I can't believe my bf is attracted to different types of traits when I'm literally bisexual?
>>33841454Not a woman but I ask the same constantly. Especially when it is told to people that have basically always been alone. It just comes off out of touch and unhelpful. Its like believing someone will fall out of the sky onto their dick or something.
Women, has getting on birth control helped any of you? All of the women I've dated who were on it and my little sister haven't had very good experiences with it. It seemed to grant almost no benefits whatsoever.
>>33841520are you SURE they're too phallic?
>>33841520Reminds me of THAT scene from ddlc
>>33841524Well your body your choice.
>>33841527It’s unhealthy. Think about it, it disrupts the body’s natural hormonal process. It’s not good for the brain. There is a reason why women who don’t take the pill are more mentally stable than women who do.
>>33841272Original anon. I forget to take them and they give me the shits.
>>33841527I've never been on birth control but going low carb fixed like 90% of all my health problems (painful periods included)
>>33841506You can do hand and mouth stuff like lesbians, if it's that scary to you. Or get a woman so against kids that she has tubal ligation or full hysterectomy.
>>33841525Yes, I speak also as a bisexual.
>>33841541>You can do hand and mouth stuff like lesbiansI don’t think straight couples live like that. And it would also be fucked to know that my gf got her pussy plowed by other men, but it’s off limits due to my terms
>>33841536I didn't have to think very hard about it at all, and I always suggested they get off of it. It mostly just made them feel like shit.>>33841539I'm not too surprised to hear that. I'm glad you never had to deal with them, because that shit doesn't seem fun at all.
>>33841527This is what I’m interested in, from women’s perspective. Most I know has sex without condoms when they’re dating. But those same people aren’t all Willy nilly about having kids, which makes me believe the girl is on birth control. But I’ve also heard bird control has horrible side effects.So women, when you date, does your bourgeoise condoms? Do you use birth control?
>>33841217men be like "um big titties and fat thighs please?"
>>33841546They do it for sex
And me be like: “hey man I need some money for the train can you lend me some money?”
>>33841527I think it somewhat helps my friend with endometriosis, but creates other issues. It's only worth it if extremely medically necessary in my opinion.I probably have PMDD (PMS so bad I actually lose my fucking mind and become evil and suicidal) but don't want a diagnosis because they'd just throw BC at me.
>>33841548I really just want butt cheeks in my hand and a pretty face desu. Any size or shape
womenafter 10 years of marriage you and your husband become sexually incompatible. What do you do?
>>33841549Which annoyed and confounded me, because the women I dated still preferred I use the pull-out method of contraception. I did too. There was practically no reason for them to be on birth control.
>>33841543You could find a virgin or a nearly asexual woman. You're currently getting nothing ever, so blowjobs would be more than that. But if you're not lonely and are fine just jerking off forever that's definitely fine. Your friend is weird for getting irritated when you didn't even complain.
>>33841525Yes, you're retarded.
>>33841559>Your friend is weird for getting irritated when you didn't even complain.Different guy. Friends can be weird like that. I've had a friend tell me he was seriously worried about me because I wasn't concerned with prowling around for strange and getting laid all the time while I'm single.
I don't like the way the world is. I will change it.
>>33841552My sister does have some sort of menstrual issue that she took it for, and she eventually got her tubes tied. But the women I've dated only took it because their doctors knew they were sexually active, strangely.
>>33841392Ofc lol, I can clean the mess>>33841400Born to be mild more like>>33841456Who did she kill>>33841480I'm not the ramen guy just an alcoholicIt's only been an hour at work I want to die
>>33841559>asexual womenThat’s mental illness
>>33841565
It’s over
>>33841548Hi I want to plap you
What is your favorite conspiracy?Gender
>>33841578The Atoga Red Ring conspiracy
>>33841557Do we have a child already?
>>33841578The 13 Atogan Bloodlines
>>33841586I don’t know, would it actually make a difference?
>>33841578Atogan Superserver in the Arctic
>>33841578MCIA/Mossad killed JFK and orchestrated 9/11.
when does the /atoga/ bikini contest start?
>>33841603Now. Take your panties off.
>>33841596fukkkkkyou. im literally listening to an interview about this rn.
>>33841612lol I promise I'm just some guy. Who you listening to?
>>33841603Whenever the blonde femanons in one-piece swimsuits finish their scheduled Wednesday romp with their FWBs and decide to post.
>>33840841>How should I approach you guysIt's hard for me to say since I usually approach first. But my gf recognized the band t-shirt I was wearing, and chatted me up.>>33840843This wasn't me btw.
I was told there would be a bikini contest? Am I late?
>>33841614Rogan. Episode 2392. Really good. Like reallllllllllllly good. JFK MENTIONED kek
>>33841623no we're still accepting applicants.
Women, what's your favorite dress?
Deja vu
We are the universe experiencing its self.Wait, it's all me experiencing my self?
>>33841578The Atogan Samsaran Hellverse Expatriot Race Riots of 1377
>>33841629This is a highly unprofessional operation you've got running here, perhaps the loosest gig I've seen in all my days as a Federal Body Inspector. This is a most heinous insult to me, a dedicated public servant who is still doing this thankless work during a government shutdown.
>>33841632UUUUhttps://youtu.be/OpPkcR13uJ8?si=0mRsyqMKB11dXxsF
>>33841642How the hell did you know
>>33841631I like A line dresses with flowy sleeves or shoulders to hide my neck hump
>>33841552Hey!!! I was also having horrible PMDD symptoms and magnesium supplements helped A LOT. I finally felt like a normal human, and also didn’t get any cramps
Everything is God, knows it is God, and is pretending it isn't.Namaste.
I am so itchy. My legs my butt my chest my back my arms my neck my scalp my face I want to kill myself why won’t it stop
>>33841645;)
>>33841667Girls will never feel the pain of shaving or ingrown hairs
>>33841667Bugs?
New thread>>33841675>>33841675>>33841675
>>33841670I've seen ingrown pussy hairs before
>>33841670I am a girl>>33841674Don’t even say that to me
>>33841686Nice one autistic fag
>>33841686I don't think I wanna post in that one.
He said I look beautiful in everything and anything I wear :(
>gore threador>thread with bad previous linkhmmm....
>>33841712Why is that bad?
>>33841718He posted the gore post on the other one too
>>33841719Hes lying
>>33841334Not surprised
Guys I deleted myanimelist account. I'm done being a "tracker." I will just watch dragon ball.
>>33841657Cute
>>33841729Which kinks do you fulfill?
>>33841763none
>>33841454Abusive bad people do not deserve partners. They deserve to die alone.
>>33841735Hell yeah.
>>33841474Maybe>>33841504So is he gonna taste it? Give it a review?
>>33841525Yes.
>>33841527I didn't even go on birthcontrol when my doctor reccomended it.All I've witnessed has been bad experiences from friends. And I say no thanks, I'll just deal with myself best I can.
>>33841565Based
>>33841578Ship teleporting
>>33840552Its literally only frowned upon by sluts, I hear and read several times a week that men want women to be either chaste or save sex for meaningful relationships. Its only irritating when they like having easy sex and contribute this problem they see of loose women. I just dont like the hypocrisy at all.
>>33840568You have nice hands
>>33840579And divorced too.
>>33840710Super based. I started doubting how "natural" it was when I realized just how many homosexual men were straight up sexually abused or "consensually" lost their virginity at 12
>>33840765Yes if you don't pee after sex you'll probably get a UTI, she also wants to clean the discharge
>>33842447Thanks anonWow crazy timing I literally just got home from work lol
>>33840846Lies
>>33841139They love adultery
>>33841321And that's why I always do an inventory check before I go to the store.How did your milk spoil? How long are you keeping it in the fridge? It sounds like you don't drink enough milk to justify buying it too often. Are you just buying too much of it at a time? Don't buy a gallon of milk if it takes you longer than two weeks to go through it.
>>33841368Good gravy, are you an athlete? Like a high intensity cardio athlete? It's kind of impressive, honestly. Or are you extremely malnourished? I really kind of want to get one of those watches that will track my heart rate and my sleep cycles just because it seems really cool to gather all that data on myself but I've heard they're wildly inaccurate or can be.
>>33841506So you got a vasectomy, right? Surely you could just get a vasectomy, make sure that she's on some other form of birth control, and still have sex, right?
>>33842493I'm simply based like that
