In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: 33839062
Remember to drink water!
Everything is God, knows it is God, and is pretending it isn't.
Women, what kind of dresses do (You) like?
Remember to play gacha
>>33841675Previously on ATOGA: >>33839062
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33841675What a funny tradition
How to do I get a terf gf?
>>33841698>but she's "human" and farm animals aren't "human" so we don't have to grant them rights https://philosophicalvegan.com/wiki/index.php/NameTheTraitThis dialogue tree has been used by vegans many times in live debates, (feel free to comment on one of their videos, email them, message them on Instagram etc to challenge them to a debate on NTT )https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JiGT6ox0Y-Mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJR5vsrkr9Ahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLjgo2TfcMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrtziO8Ffc4&pp=ygUjRHIgQXZpIGRlYmF0ZSB2ZWdhbiBuYW1lIHRoZSB0cmFpdCA%3DIf someone says it's okay to kill a animal and turn them into a burger but not okay to do that to a human and the reason they give is that animals can't reason but humans can they'd have to bite the bullet and say it's okay to turn severely permanently mentally handicapped humans who can't reason into burgers. Or go vegan. Or name another trait(s)A single individual choosing to purchase meat or not purchase meat DOES make a difference. Individual boycott means the difference between life and death for between 1-900 chickensLots of evidence of thisI know individual consumer boycott does make a difference in sparing chickens lives Like in the first five minutes of this video https://youtu.be/brKhhZlUoOc?feature=sharedhe discuses a study that shows the average consumer has a 90 something percent chance of causing 1 - 900 extra chickens to be bred into existence tortured and killed.https://philarchive.org/rec/MCMAIOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gGSmNv-8YQCastrating piglets is extremely painful just search piglet castration diy no anesthetic on YouTube and you'll find lots of videos of farmers recording themselves castrating piglets and pigs. This is very common everywhere from large factory farms to small family farms.
I got a job
>>33841704Whaf kind of job?
>>33841706Working in a produce factory. I could cry. It’s basically minimum wage but I’m so happy
>>33841710>>33841704Congrats anon
>>33841710>>33841704good goy
>>33841710Congrats!! You get big smoochies*jumps and jiggles
>>33841710Congrats! I hope you get some nice free veg out of it.
>>33841706woooo I am happy for you
>>33841724moid hands
I need to bounce on it
>>33841711>>33841714>>33841724>>33841727Thank you guys, so much
Why are men so scared of being in love with a woman?
>>33841737Do women really
>>33841737I need to be bounced upon. What a coincidence
>>33841702Be a woman, and call her some time. Doesn't even have to be a terf, usually calling anyone works a good 70 percent of the time.
>>33841747It hurts and never goes well.
>>33841751Tell me about yourself
>>33841747I don't think many of us are, but we don't take heartbreak very well.
Is it wrong if I want to actually move out of home and try to be a functional adult before moving in with my GF? I feel she's getting more desperate for the support and presumably has been like this with previous partners. She isn't the best with money, impulse purchases and buys way too much food because she gets these wacky ideas on what to throw into the air fryer or oven only for the other half of it to expire. I feel like I'll just resent her and stunt my own already delayed state of getting my shit together as a 29 YO all in the name of making her life easier.>Got a 5k payout of hush money before we met from her old employer she had dirt on>Spends it on a Disney holiday>Expects me to believe 2 months with me paying half of the rent she'll be able to start paying to fix her car and similar things
>>33841747It hurts...
>>3384175830 year old broke ass who spends too much time on the internet. White guy with green eyes, a mustache and long dark hair. 20lbs overweight. Owns a couple cats. Weeb who plays a lot of video games.
My hand is not 8inches long. It’s only 6.5. Sorry about that mix up.
>>33841747They're not, for some reason, all 20somthing year old's find it hilarious to keep relationships from happening, Its like the rich peoples kids cant be normal because they are in fact unaware of consciences, so now all men are being made to hate women and all women are being made to hate men.
>>33841764Why do men date women with shopping addictions when they could date me instead. But instead they bully me for being cheap
>>33841768You're cis after all
>>33841771Don’t use the iPhone measuring tool
>>33841770NTA. I think a lot of us are simps by nature.
>>33841775Why does no one simp for me? I’ve got all the traits they say they want. But then they go and date the opposite
>>33841777Let's hear those traits.
>>33841675and unmarried 30-year-olds get playfully covered in pepper, sometimes mixed with water or eggsjust a lighthearted prank tradition
>>33841780dumb tradition
>>33841779I don’t party I don’t have casual sex I don’t use social media I don’t spend my money recklessly I don’t smoke or do drugs I am not fat I don’t have tattoos I don’t nag or start fights
>>33841786You're wasting your time expecting guys who crow about that stuff online to ever make the first move, unfortunately.
>>33841747Are they really? A lot of guys obsess with waifus
>>33841747I am just scared of talking to them
I’m hungry. Feed me, woman.
>>33841785it's funni
>>33841791So real life men hate these traits? Because they complain about their girlfriends doing this stuff all the time
Shoutouts 2 my niggaz
>>33841798We aren't a monolith. Most of us aren't looking for someone that checks all the boxes, just someone we can comfortably spend time and share mutual respect with.You sound lovely but very insecure.
I love the jealous and nagging type so much, why am I like this
>>33841806Shouts out to Hodgy Daddies, shouts out to Left BrizzleShouts out to Domyon, shouts out to Frankie Ocean
ATOGAnonsHow do you feel about animal nutters on a general level ? The type of people who think “humans are garbage and pets are pure goodness. Humans don’t deserve them. It’s much easier to love my pet than to befriend hoomans”
>>33841806I worry that I may never meet a woman that will accept my need to say "niggas is houngry" out loud at least once a year
>>33841814who are those people? the four horsemen?
>>33841813that doesn't seem that bad
>>33841814Shouts out to Syd the Dude
>>33841808Everyone is insecure
Third time is certainly the charm with marriage, right?
>>33841824https://youtu.be/okE8WzR-7l4
>>33841834It was for my dad.
>making an old hag feel young again and rejuvenating her youth with vigorous, passionate love making until her wrinkles physically disappearI have been robbed of this
>>33841837why do moids all of a sudden like old women? I've been noticing men get a lot more vocal about wanting to date women a lot older than them and I don't know what to make of it.
>>33841838NTA but I think it’s because dudes want to be taken care of and feel like they have no responsibilities
>>33841838M>I'm not like the other boys!>I'm very mature for my age!Alternatively, they've bought into the generational warfare discourse and have great disdain for their fellow zoomers just for being zoomers.
>women:\>women with male hobbies/interests:O
>>33841838They established their life and are more willing to settle down on the hopeful end, reality is a lot of the ones still in dating spaces of younger people aren't.
>>33841838In all fairness women, and men too, age a lot better than they used to, in part because of natural lifestyle changes and in part because of better cosmetics and even surgery.It's also partially a meme calling 28 years old women old.
>>33841846>>women>:\>>women with hobbies/interests>:Oftfy
>>33841846Women who actually talk about and show off their hobbies :DWomen whos hobbies are shopping(not in any particular interest or never anything held) and "travel" :/
>>33841808You think I’m lovely
>>33841848They are both old though. Midlife used to be 30s rather than 50s only 60 years ago.
>>33841855I once dated this woman whose hobby was dragging me to Joann's Fabric for literal hours at a time only to leave with two balls of yarn that she would never use.The visits to Lush where we would leave emptyhanded were much more enjoyable in comparison
>>33841860Exactly this.
Women, I asked my wife how big she wishes my cock was, and she said "like a large 2 foot cucumber for hand-jobs and like a normal penis size for baby making."Is she based for this take?
>>33841861Any amount of time I wanted to spend at the used game shop or HobbyTown was too much though :^)I have to laugh at some misogynist bros on 4chan because they haven't even experienced a fraction of what I have and still decided to hate all women over it
Those with the heart and the brain to get past this can spot a pathetic without even asking
>>33841850because of the 4chan greentext arrow it looks like angry eyebrows, like you're mad at women for having hobbies >:\ >:O
>>33841862That's normal. The bigger and crazier a dick, the more interesting it is to feel it in your hands and play with it and shit like that. But when it's in, all that matters is that isn't too big or thick to hurt and isn't too small to feel.
>>33841834If you're that bad at at judging character and missing red-flags, then you should probably MGTOW
>>33841862>like a normal penis size for baby makingshe was trying to protect your ego
>>33841863I didn't for dating I had to from my mom.
>>33841865Well I'm not! I fall head over heels for women who are passionate about their hobbies, especially creative ones
>>33841857By the sounds of it, yeah. I probably wouldn't be the right guy for you, though. I'm a drug user currently seeking casual sex.
THE TREND IS DEAD
This might be one of the rare times where there is an atoga thread with no women.Let's enjoy the good times before it turns to shit again.>inb4 there were never any womenyes, yes, I know
Women, what kind of porn do you watch?
>>33841798nta but yeah normal men really don't care about those things. nobody especially men irl will validate you for those things, even if it might feel like that would happen based on image boards and the general incel discourse on the internet. but those people don't ask women out irl, it's mainly the normie men who don't care.
>>33841884Lets talk about man stuff. Do you prefer pipe, cigar, or cigarette?
ATOGA PSAMALEANONS - COVER YOUR TORSO AT ALL TIMESFEMANONS - NO ENTRY WHEN WET
>>33841885the fatherless ones really like CGI werewolf stuff. Actually now that I think about it a woman probably wouldn't watch porn at all if she weren't fatherless.
>>33841885vfx rarely. and erotica/fanfics almost entirely, even if you can't watch those yeah i know. i will not explain further.
>>33841893the cover the torso part makes no sense for an online image board.
>Halloween arguably brings people closer together than Christmasthoughts? do you agree or disagree and why
I've had a headache for three days and I feel a little dizzy. Am I dying?
>>33841902You're frying your brain. You need to find yourself a trad man asap.
>>33841908drink some water and exercise. You might be feeling the weight of a lifetime of bad decisions.>>33841906I don't see how that's possible when there's no incentive to get together with family on Halloween.
>>33841747I used to be scared that I couldn't commit to a lifetime relationship, now I'm scared of what it would feel like to live short of what my future wife deserves
>>33841902What's VFX? Like CGI?
>I'm scared of what it would feel like to live short of what my future wife deservesmethinks you romanticize women too much. They are not angels. They do evil.
I wonder how many femanons are addicted to /atoga/ because the men here are more honest and blunt.
>>33841909sounds jealous
>>33841920Why do people claim “women are the same as men, flawed” but still “women are wonderful effect” talking points? Where does the line of “protect and uplift” women turn into infantilizing them?
I'm sick to the point that I literally cannot talk. I can only whisper. Women, am I finally acceptable to you, that I'm incapable of speaking against you?
>>33841920Strawman
>>33841918yep that's what i meant lmao.>>33841924it's fun once in a while because i never really talk to men irl. but i usually leave when real r9k hours start (which is soon i suppose)
>>33841870I've done some research on this and it seems like only nymphomaniacs like to have their guts destroyed. Most women just like the rubbing feeling from an average sized cock
>>33841924Forreal. Even the larps are honest perspectives of the devils advocate.
Is the secret to not putting women on a pedestal coming to terms and making peace with the fact that there is a decent chance of you dying alone with no children?That's the only way I can conceptualize not worrying about finding a gf. Because if having a wife and kids is a prerequisite for you being happy and fulfilled in life, and if you can't get one, then why *wouldn't* you stress about it?
>>33841944There’s no secret. Talk to people and find out they are people. Anything else is cope. And by people I don’t mean flanderized commodity “people” online.
>>33841936>I've done some researchwhat research? Women on the internet morally preaching about body positivity for social validation?
>>33841908Open your window, you may actually be suffering from lack of oxygen and your room is filling with Co2
>>33841935>r9k hoursas opposed to what? Except for graphic sex talk, what do men talk about here that they don't irl that you're so enamored by?Shitposting hours are the most fun imo.
>>33841912I didn't say family, I said people in general.during christmas you tend to congregate with people you know, during halloween you'll literally dedicate time to either going out or serving literal strangers who take their own time going door to door and meeting you personally. It's all done mostly anonymously, you don't ever question it but if you happen to live in a new family neighborhood you'll do it for several years and slowly everyone will have come closer together without realizing it.
>>33841928I hate to get political but protecting and uplifting women was a necessity when the government didn't give them higher protections than men. These days they are catered to by the government and it by "protecting" them you are being redundant.
>>33841933lmao
>>33841906Only for millenians without family
>>33841960The entire history of civilization revolves around protecting and providing for women. What the fuck are you on about?
>>33841906I am not an americlap.
Do men really pay women to rate their dicks and be nice to them? How did it all come to this?
really just realising the degree to which male desire is valuedmale desire rules women's livesmale desire is what makes women seethe with bitterness or feel elated with joyfemale morality hinges on the unspoken question of male desireeverything revolves around male desire for womenquite absurd really
Women, why are you so moany in bed?
Would a man be disgusted by me if I’m racist in private and not in public or to close friends
>>33841972I only pay them to be whorish.
>>33841975>biology is absurdK
>>33841944You should be at peace with God, and once you are set for death, then you can actually live. Secularists often fall into a trap of worshipping women because they think women will make them happy. Now you just seem desperate. That desperation is easily gotten rid of when you get right with God (Jesus) and put things into perspective.
>>33841972>t.
>>33841977Personally yeah I would be
>>33841877So you don’t actually want me>>33841890I don’t need to be validated but is there really not one normal man that would appreciate these traits in a woman? Are the really just indifferent?
If my AirPods are showing up in my devices in Bluetooth, does that mean they’re close by?
>>33841977Depends on the man. It’d be a turn-off for me since I’m not a racist.
>>33841989If it’s sensing them yeah. You know there’s a find my device thing?
I take a lot of supplements but now I’m think they might have lead in them: but they make me feel better. What do I do?
>>33841950Feminist preaching about body positivity doesn't apply to men lmao. >what researchI've asked women when the chance comes up. I know women always lie about sex, but I don't see why they would lie about this. Wouldn't it make more sense to say you like big cock so that men know ahead of time what you want? But no. They say (for vaginal) they like 5/6/7 inches.I could be wrong. Maybe they're just retards and lie for no reason.
>>33841977It depends on how racist.
>>33841996>but I don't see why they would lie about thisfear of confrontation, agreeableness, and compliance have been genetically baked into women's psyches, so it's only natural for them to want to appease men's egos as to not get slut shamed or otherwise made fun of. In private they're just as shallow as men.>Maybe they're just retards and lie for no reasonOr that, but to a lesser extent.
>>33841991Yeah I know but I didn’t think it’s working for them right now because it said last seen 6 days ago and I thought I had them on Friday but maybe it is right. The location is the laundromat and I know I didn’t use them because there because there isn’t any service there so idk why I would’ve taken them out of a pocket and left them.
>>33841976>Women, why are you so moany in bed?NAG. I think it's natural.
Why would a woman specifically tell me “this might be TMI, but well I’m with this guy and I *do* like him, but we aren’t as intimate as I’d like, and it makes me feel like there’s something wrong with me” after spending hours alone with me and putting her hands on me (not in a sexual way) all night? If she just wanted to break it to me that she had a boyfriend, why would she phrase it like that?
>>33842010Easily could’ve fallen out of your pocket, has happened to me.
>>33841959I'm cool with that theory. Although you could invite acquaintances over on Christmas to increase connectivity.
>>33842012Must be bait or you love women who enjoy cucking you kek.
>>33842012Fucking hell, you retards are clueless. Let me translate it into guy speak for you>by boyfriend doesn’t fuck me>this makes me feel ugly>make me not feel ugly>validate me>NOT with words
>>33841965the duty was given to fathers and husbands. Not the government.
>>33841975although 1 man can provide enough male desire for 10 women so most men are redundant. Which is why incels exist.
>>33841988yeah most normie men are genuinely indifferent. if you don't want to bf up an incel you gotta hope to get very lucky or start dating conservative/religious men.
>>33841982i think it is given how our current culture does everything to obfuscate this fact that women actually DO NOT want your desireor even blame it on the "male gaze" i.e. it's men's fault and so onmeanwhile when most men are completely indifferent 24/7
>>33841977never reveal your power level. So that's admirable. There are certainly non-whites in chat here so don't take replies about racism too seriously.
>>33842027Get off the internet, kid
>>33841984that meme doesn't apply in this situation. You're supposed to use that meme when you're debating a foid about feminism.
>>33842029I’m >>33841990 white, for what it’s worth.
>>33842021Okay but she lives with him and I live with my parents so not really sure how that would work. Idk why she never brings him to this stuff and why I’m getting invited to shit regularly now too. I don’t want to be the side bitch and I also don’t want to be the not-gay best friend
Is it normal to have veins bulging on your peen?Before y'all nasty feral girls ask no you can't see.
>>33842022>two men will defeat one man>one man teams up with other menAnd thus, “government” was formed
>>33842004well then they are straight-up dumb because their lives would be better if they were honest.
Starting to think there’s more girls here than first blush would show
>>33842031whenever I make a post on here I get the most r*ddited responses everthis general in particular is the worst
Women.What do vaginas smell like? Is it really that bad?I have a hard time imagining a bodily odor smelling that bad when you are already horny. Even sweaty ass.
>>33842015If they were left in the laundromat, shouldn’t I be able to know their current location? It seems about impossible that they’ve been there for 6 days without someone taking them.
>>33841838It's mostly a porn meme because milf hentai is hot and you are listening to terminally online guys on twitter.
>>33842025nah I don't think this is actually the casethe fact that this word is even commonly used proves the opposite
>>33842036she's trying to cheat on him or she really does see you as a inert shoulder to cry on.
>>33842046pretty sure someone made a candle like this.
>>33842047That’s a possibility. Did you ping them right now? Is your phone sensing them or are they remembered connections?
>>33841977I guess I'm the odd one out, because it'd actually be a plus for me personally.I'm not racist by strict definition, but I would certainly empathize with you and want to protect you from...a certain group of people.Conversely, I wouldn't want a gf to just stand there while I got stabbed to death because intervening would be racist.
>>33842040Woman aren’t really dishonest in the way that guys think about dishonesty. For a guy, it is a deliberate act of deception. For a girl, it is merely an action born from emotion. This is what is meant when it is said that women are child-like or childish. For example, a six year old crying to get their way isn’t doing it as some grand scheme of deception; it is just a natural emotional impulse. Women are the same way.
>>33842042the sad reality is that trannies frequent this thread in order to further learn female mannerisms. The irony is that they are probably learning female mannerisms from other trannies, and thus accomplishing nothing.
Hating what you want is a very strange but a very male mental illness.
>>33842046It unironically smells like a dead fish in the sun.
>>33842061I won’t deny that.
>>33842037Yes, it’s normal.
>>33842052Hm. I’m too autistic to be able to tell which it is, is there any way to really know besides asking her what her intentions are?
>>33842065Anon has a raging, virile hard-on and wonders if that is strange.
>>33842058Huh. That's funny you bring that up. Because in morality theory, one sect states that intentions don't matter in morality. Like, lying is simply bad whether you meant to or not. I guess if intentions didn't matter, then women could do no wrong, huh?
>>33842057>webmthe cherry on top with that whole story was that after standing idly by as her boyfriend got killed in front of her she became very vocal about BLM and wanted the perp to have a lighter sentencing.I don't want to hate women, but man, they make it really easy sometimes.
The bass on this song is so strong it literally drowns everything else lol
>>33842061it is a cope to stop it from destroying you if you can't get what you wantvery unhealthy impulse though yeahvery loser state of mind
>>33842066If you have to ask her then you already have your answer: you’re the gay friend.
>>33842055No it says last seen 6 days ago at the laundromat and it won’t ping them but one time my mom and sister drove my car and used my keys with my AirTag, as soon as they left, the AirTags weren’t being tracked anymore so that’s why I’m skeptical that Find My is wrong.
>>33841675>picThe tradition is like 30 or 40 now btw.Some people used to park cars outside the bachelor's garage so they couldn't get out too and some were even covered in tar and feathers.>>33841747I don't think I am but idk since I would be hesitant if a girl actually said she loved me because that has never happened before.>>33841906Disagree>>33841977Depends on how racist and I also wouldn't like that you aren't your true self with friends.>>33841989It usually shows a list of bluetooth devices that has been connected to your phone before if it's an iphone.
>>33842067ITT should not be making me this hardIt's over for me
>>33842061It's not that deep dude. You can biologically desire females like a crack addict going through withdrawals, while still being intellectually disgusted by them.
>>33842057>>33842069why are women like this?
Is it normal to smack penises with your friends?
>>33842068> I guess if intentions didn't matter, then women could do no wrong, huh?No shit, women operate this way. For example, “it’s not cheating if i didn’t have feelings for the other guy”, etc.
>>33842075That’s weird. When’s the last time you saw them?
>>33842066>>33842072He's right. If you didn't start rubbing her thighs immediately, chances are you are that inert human friend.
>>33842078>instant defensivenessNo need to seethe, it's normal for your kind.
>>33842067Maybe it’s a little strange to bring up unprompted. Mine is veiny while flaccid.
>>33842079You fell for a tranny psyop
>>33842070I'm guessing you want a woman to ask you what song?
>>33842078intellectual """misogyny""" isn't really the same thing as hating though
>>33842089No, I wanted to vomit my thought into the 4chan general chat
>>33842080yes. The trick is to get your friend to hurt so they quit first
do men feel cucked when their girlfriend spends more time obsessing over their 2d husbando than interacting with them?
>>33842081yeah I couldn't see how a society operating on this morality could ever collapse.
>>33842095Wow nice Twitter repost that I already saw this morning
>>33842097Depends on how often we have sex and how often she sucks my cock.
Having an average or small cock really takes the fun out of sex. It's like, oh I wasn't chosen to be on the dodgeball team. Oh well. I've had sex before but there's really nothing interesting if your cock is average.
is there a right amount of malnourished when it comes to the female body ?
>>33842097The ideal girlfriend has the same waifu as me.
>>33842084if it were normal for his kind, then in fact he would need to seethethis kind of illogicality is normal for your kind, which is why you make such posts>>33842097>their girlfriend lollmao even
>>33842103hot
>>33842084shut up, foid. Bend over.>>33842092Well if you actually hate women while still desiring them that's NPC tier and makes no sense to me.
>>33842097I would be pretty let down. She’s welcome to have a husbando, just not to spend more time with him than me.
I expected worse
>>33842082I think Friday because I was gonna take them on a trip but then forgot and thought I left them in my room but can’t find them there. They still show up here but idk if that means anything or not.
>>33842095This is actually a pretty deep and funny meme.
>>33842103who's your waifu
>>33842107Would abosolutely melt if my moid came home and without speaking - agressively kisses me, bends me over his lap and belts me til I cry and he immediately pleasures me with his man meat and whispers sweet praises as he kissss tears from my cheeks.
Who among you will bounce on it (not pictured)
>>33842102No. fat is what makes women interesting.
>>33842114Samus
Dicklets are embarrassing
>>33842108Im jeally and wouldn't want to share.
>>33842119good post among a sea of terrible ones
>>33842112Nah, that’s just a saved device. They could be on another planet and still be there.
>>33842117
Hello*splays my penis on the table in front of you*
>>33842117Moid hands
>>33842117...yeah, men are the ones who are mentally ill, for sure
>>33842123Caring about dicksize is a feminine man thing, it would be like bragging about having plump lipsOkay? Are you a fag?
>>33842130Get out of my office before I call the police.
>>33842130*butterflies the scrotum like a shrimp*
>>33842130
>>33842121You're not good enough for Samus. None of us are. A woman that barely speaks and actually gets shit done by herself? Unreal.
>>33842126Well?
>>33842136
>>33842134Not him but I have plump lips and I'm insecure about them.
>>33842123Yeah can we just stop pretending like big dicks aren't objectively superior. Instead of being content with our average meat, we should be trying to find ways to make the best of a bad situation. Coping isn't going to help.
>>33842142>*lightning-fast iaido slash severs your freaking penis*
>>33842123>I always tell any guy I fuck that their dick is big, even if in reality it's fucking small. Men are fucking insecure about their dick that if I tell the truth, they'll go apeshit and start calling me a bitch and a slut. dicklets need to grow a pair of fucking balls. I love big cocks, it's my preference, get the fuck over it.Women, is this true?
>>33842145>muh boobies omg stacy has such bigger boobies :((((pathetic
>>33842107>Well if you actually hate women while still desiring thementire internet is full of thirdie men that are exactly like this
>>33842145it is literally a muscle. you can stretch it with hot water
Women, are you bothered by how cute and unthreatening you are?
>>33842141i don't actually know what we're bouncing on i just liked the rabbit
>>33842145They are not superior. Only slags and virgins think that. They’re the exact same ones that scream “most girls can only orgasm clitoraly” and have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.
>>33842127Dang it
>>33842154sooo is that what we doing when we get home? i can put my cute little apron on and you can rail me against the counter while i make dinner
>>33842104>xer makes another nonsense post being jealous of muh wahmenGo back to grindr already.
>>33842150Woman are actually like that though. You’d be amazed at the number of girls lamenting to me after they lost weight because their tits got smaller.
I can’t breed
>there are femanons reading this while ovulatingWHORE!
>>33842150nta, but breasts play no part in the logistics of sex. They're purely aesthetic.
How do I hook up with one of the strange women who reads these threads
>>33842166Isn’t that half of the “romance” novel market?
>>33842160You're playing with fire.And I don't mean your cooking.
Would it be considered racist to prefer being with a woman of color rather than a caucasian?
>>33842162That is a tragedy though :(
>>33842161women online are so rude to mewomen offline are always extremely kind to meyou would be shocked
>>33842175Probably from how many AGP males whine at them 24/7 on the internet.
>>33842173I don’t think so.
>>33842169>be tall>be virile>be attractive>be rich>be quick witted and funny>be smart>be willing to settle for a girlfailurethat's all it takes
>>33842173Enjoy your std.
>>33842176That would seem to be the case.
If I'm white, would it be racist to want to date and have children with white women only?
>>33842181Nope.
As a 5'4 gay top who is balding how do I find a tall bottom?
>>33842183Dorfmaxx. Find a gay elf.
>>33842183I'm right here.
>>33842178I’ve got five of these.
Maybe I’m the weirdo for not treating like this place like some kind sex club
>>33842149Its obviously true for sex hobbyists. Trad women ideally would only know of average dicks or one dick.>>33842152It is not a muscle. Its just not. A muscle had contraction capabilities. The penis is just an empty chamber and DNA determines the size.>>33842168not in traditional sex but large boobs are necessary for boob-jobs.
>>33842187Not at all. Some of us are just horny and making it everyone else’s problem
Porn addiction is crazy, because I remember at one point my sex dreams weren't even about me having sex, but me sitting in front of my monitor and watching porn while jacking off.Looking back I don't know how I wasn't disgusted or alarmed by any of it.
>>33842173that color better be yellow.
>>33842189I don’t understand the appeal, desu
>>33842191That’s intense. I’ve dreamt about shitposting before.
>>33842189Most of the horny posters are men
>>33842185>>33842183kys
I wonder what sex would be like between a black woman who thinks white people are superior and a white guy who thinks black people are superior.
>>33842193How'd you know I prefer Asian women?
>>33842196women dont get horny like men. Its like a slight inkling to them but like drug withdrawals to us.
>>33842201because theyre hot
>>33842196Explains why it’s just “me cock bigly hard haha women do something”
>>33842180Are you a blondie girl, perchance?
you can really just put eyelashes on anything and instantly make it fuckable, huh?
>>33842205the men here need to realize theyre not special.Female horniness is like goldMale horniness is like dust
me cock bigly hard haha women do something
>>33842213Why am I so quotable and funny man
>>33842209I’m a man but fucking loved that video.They got my ass pretty good with this desktop and the fart wall
I disagree
>>33842210so true
Wish hot guys were more openly horny..it's always uggos who have to tell the world they want to fuck everything with a hole at all times
>>33842223The price I paid for being hot was extreme avoidance and genuine fear of connection
>>33842215youve been drafted.
>>33842180Cute picture.>>33842175Thats just how women act irl. Unless you have an explicit purpose to be in a space that is.
Ladies, would you still love your son if he was gay?
>>33842210holy shit, you're right
>>33842228Of course. I'd love and support him through any reasonable lifestyle choice, assuming he didn't want to harm or exploit himself or others.
>>33842223I think its pretty obvious that hot men actually get what they want so they dont have to obsess and bring it up.
>>33842223I'm sorry for being openly horny but when people already look down on you being insane and open about it becomes natural since there's no reason not to be. Sonetimes it is easier to fit a stereotype society fits you in.
>>33842223>why can't hot guys be more desperategood question anonette, I'd encourage you to think really hard on that one.
>>33841795feed you what, a sandwich?
>>33842228yes
>>33842231>its reasonable to shove foreign objects in your crapper.
>>33842226I have to fight boldly.
women, be honest, could your boyfriend protect you in case of a nuclear fallout and societal collapse?
Placed an order for an onahole, jacked off, then went back and cancelled the order.
>>33842236I prefer noodles and chicken. Hop to it, foid.
>>33842238>gotcha questions Hey man, I’m NTA, but have you ever considered that you can just talk to women like a human being instead of cornering them with shit tests and negging them?
>>33842169You missed your chance with me
>>33842241I've done this multiple times. Make sure to stay horny until the sex toy arrives.
>>33842246Who r u
>>33842240Not one single moid here would survive an apocalypse.
>>33842210Fuck me
>>33842249If there’s a need for jesters or fools, I could probably hack it for a little while.
>>33842245Women treated me worse when I treated them like a human being. Plus Im just messing around. SNGFU.
>>33842253>SNGFUWhat
>>33842250foids would you think less of me if I sexed up a female spider?
>>33842248I’m giving up
Women, what are your thoughts on gun ownership?
>>33842247I shouldn't really waste money on a toy anyway, my hands are good enough, I'll buy vidya and snacks instead.
>>33842254shes not gonna fuck you
>>33842166it's not my fault it's doing that!
>>33842257Dang. I just started reading these.
>>33842260Powerful, thanks
>>33842257I already gave up
>>33842258I would like to at least learn how to shoot a gun. It’s my dream to have a man who will teach me
>>33842258only if the gun looks cool and you are good looking.Otherwise cringe.
>>33842258lmao Im sure theyll have intelligent opinions about this.
>>33842268That’s a gay looking little bitch gun
women be like:>Ughhhh, I wanna have sex so bad>b-but not with you though
>>33842242eh. how about no.
>>33842261trying to get your attention after begging for it every way. i even spoke directed at you. i am going to go cry now
>>33842255totally.>>33842258murica>>33842271isn't the former you moids all the time
>>33842275what???
>>33841838Lower expectations.The idea is older women want to bang and have an emotional relationship without the guy needing to undergo or provide any character development. Older women may have a family or be too late to have a family so again less is expected of a "man" to be the man. Because the woman is older she likely has a career or living off alimony from divorced or dead husband so the "man" doesn't need a good job to be around.Porn has some part in it but I do not personally know how much but if I hear another "ara ara" cunt I'll become violent. Thought it was all jokes, I suppose the joke was on me for not taking it seriously.Social media has rotten everyone's mind. Too high of expectations, too many choices, it often feels like dating is a shuffling of cards rather than long commitments as people try to get the best person they can rather than settling with someone they cak work with.If you want things to change be harsher towards men. Mysogyny is wrong. To control women you must control men. If you allow a man to give a woman an inch he will give her a mile. We are now living in this consequence.
I want to go as Australian for Halloween. What footwear and pants/shorts should I wear?
Aight, my streamer is on, I'm out.
>>33842271Yeah, they have no idea what male desperation and actual libido is like.
>>33842268Cool or ugly? I love this thing but wish it was a little less ugly.>>33842267It’s great fun.
Women, is it a good idea to buy a onahole?
>>33842273Ha I didnt actually want your noodles anyway. You fell for the trick
>>33842284eww, delete this
>>33842281faggot. Make sure you donate your life savings to them.
>>33842286if that means you stop talking to women irl, then yes, have at it.
>>33842284this gun is legit sexy I dont know what the foids in here are smoking.
>>33842292brutal. Why do you care if that anon talks to women irl?
>>33842289Right? I hate the cheesy plastic look too, but it’s my favorite handgun. Very tacky logo.This one is my favorite as far as looks go.
>>33842287lol
>>33842293It shoots like a dream, but I hate the way those grips look.
>>33842300do you think circumsized cock looks better?
To men of /atoga/I freaking love it when you have silver in your hair.Its like you wear a crown.>I bet I am not the only one who likes itIs there anything you appreciate in women as we grow older?
When you catch a 9/10 baddie smoking a cigarette outside your local retail store.
>>33842307rizz her up with money she obviously needs it.
>>33842306I actually like crows feet. They make your smile more expressive and cute.I like when women get a slightly raspier "femme fatale" voice too.
>>33841675what is this dumb foolishness? very bas rules.
>>33842295because he's a degenerate loser. I don't want a guy like that talking to me, so I'm assuming other women don't either.
My wife and her boyfriend are pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad!
>>33842307Immediately becomes. 4/10
>>33842306Yeah I like the horny milf high school teacher attitude.
>>33842316Only females get pregnant you dumbass.
>>33842130Next contestant for bme
>>33842307This ain't the 1920s, hot girls vape now.
>>33842307Don’t you mean “when I catch myself in the form of Mary or Alice smoking a cigarette”?
>>33842303I’m a the hetero guy who posted the guns, so I’m not sure if my opinion matters much, but no.I’m circumcised since I was born in the USA in the 90s, but I’ve known for most of my life that I won’t be doing it to any sons I might have.My dad gave me an unsolicited apology for circumcising me a little while back. He felt terrible about it; clearly embarrassed that he just let it happen without really thinking about it. I’ve never raised a stink about it in front of him, so I found it especially cathartic.
>>33842316Whats your favorite flavor of s0ilent?
>>33842322and cool girls smoke cigarettes
>>33842323Yes. They are all me metaphysically speaking, because we are simply one consciousness manifesting itself into bodies to experience itself subjectively.Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33842313You know hes a loser because he might buy a sex toy? Do you think its socially acceptable for women to buy sex toys?
>>33842306Obviously not all women have kids but I think women look best after their first pregnancy
Women, would if be a problem if I wouldn't let you watch me play video games or watch sportsball?
>>33842327Nah, just stinky ones. And ones that do coke or benzos or drink heavily, in my experience.
>ugly motherfucker>side business isnt picking up after tons of work and money>getting oldman im burned out. Is there any good reason to keep going at this point.
>>33842329By this logic, rape is simply a construct of sociological foolish delusions. I (you) think that you (I) should rape her (you/I).
>>33842331YesYes. There is a double standard and it's a good thing
>>33842335>side business isnt picking up after tons of workPut in more hours mf. You got a be a demon on that grind.
>>33842334People used vapes next to me in cafes and it smells like something rotten a very bad smell. I don't smoke but cigarettes smell is more tolerable than vapes smell.
I'm gonna be doing my wife's makeup for her date with her boyfriend.Any tips?
>>33842338I dont know how you could justify that. Women should be able pleasure themselves indefinitely and exit the dating market but men should have to go outside and get rejected constantly?
>>33842331he's a loser for other reasons too.>>33842347>but men should have to go outside and get rejected constantly?yes. Men have to prove themselves.
>>33842336Desire is mostly an illusion. Some desires are real, but most aren't.
>>33842346Yeah use alot of eye liner for that egyptian look. Hopefully the BVLL is impressed. May BBC be with you my friend.
>>33842345I won’t argue with that. I prefer the smell of cigarettes too.People seem to be way to comfortable with coating their lungs in glycerin…
>>33842347Shouldn't be that way.
>>33842352I dont think either gender should get sex toys. Put the dildo down, sarah. It cant love you.
>>33842307Why would you enjoy hacking out a lung?
Got me some RuneScape membership cards at Walmart! We getting half a years of membership boys!
>>33842362Are you poor? I could’ve given you 300m
>>33842361take your pants off and bend over, foid.
>>33842347Men engaging in their sexuality is disgusting
>>33842367I'm male, though.
>>33842360Ahh, nice name drop
>>33842368Sorry for my penis
>>33842367but do it jiggle
Might get an Archer tattoo
>>33842368You are never allowed back
Why can't I have a robot gf? That would solve all my problems
Men, would you buy your gf a full length fox fur coat?
>>33842377Yes but only a real animal pelt, not that plastic crap
>>33842377If I had the money for it, hell yeah.
>>33842377I'll get her a fox, she can skin it herself.
>>33842377Certainly. I'd also have a freezer built in our mansion for you to keep all of your fur coats over the summer.
>>33842376You can buy a fullsize sex doll for cheaper than having a real gf. Literally the only downside is that it wont act upon you.
>>33841675>3/4 women never have an abortion in their lifetimeswhat is the difference between the 1/4 and 3/4?
>>33842388How does a person feel while cleaning their sex doll? Must be a horrible experience.
>depressed during the day>go to sleep depressed>wake up depressedwhen does it go on cooldown?
>>33842377Will you wear it around the house with nothing underneath?
>>33842389the 1/4 hates babies
>>33842393I used to have an onahole and yes cleaning it was more grim than a thousand post nut clarities. nta
>>33842394when you change your lifestyle
>>33842365I'm an ironman I don't do handouts.
>>33842368it is actually
>>33842394Go to bed get sleep. Sleep is really good.
>>33842401Oh right, my bad thug
>>33842393Seconding >>33842398. Cleaning and prep and everything is why I haven't bothered using an onahole in years even though I own two.
>>33842401What a pimp
>>33842394lettyyyyyyyyyyy [spoiler]is a whore[/spoiler]
>>33842398you disgusting fuck youre supposed to clean it after every nut and you can pull out and nut onto a rag to avoid cleaning.
>>33842306>>I bet I am not the only one who likes itA femanon once called me a silverfox
>>33842410Might as well be with a real woman at that point
so let me get this straight: Women hate men, but women ALSO hate men who hate men.I thought women loved male misandrists?
>>33842412Nta, but if they could be with a real woman, I don't think they'd be fucking onaholes lmao
>>33842398Why not keep it in the shower? Btw, those things smell more fishy than actual snatch.
>>33842417eh maybe it was a phase. we all have our flaws
>>33842396No, I would sweat
>>33842415Men who hate men are more dangerous than men.
Sleepy. I go now. Kisses.
Wait, it's all me?
>>33842420enjoy
>>33842411I once called a really tall man a silverback.I really hope he didnt take it as an insult. I later started to think it could be insulting like "you are monkey" kind of way, when I meant it more like "handsome leader" kind of way...
I am 27-years-old skinny introverted incel>never been asked out>never been asked for my number>never been invited to a party>never had a girlfriend>no women have ever found me attractive>no woman have ever desired me>no woman ever thought I was special>no woman have ever loved meIt's over
>>33842420We'll turn the heat down.
>>33842428You have never tried so you have never failed.
maybe it helps some of you faggots.I guess not even AI can help my ugly ass
>>33842428yeah you gotta put up with women and play stupid mind games if you want romance.
Sobriety sure sucks when I’d rather be out of my mind
>>33842431being an incel is actually about being so average that women dont approach you. The seething jealousy I have for alpha males is mind numbing.
>>33842440So girls pursuing me means I’m de facto alpha?
>get compliments from women>women flirt with me and ask to have sex>look in the mirror>ugly abomination that ought to be slaughtered and put out of it's miseryWhat gives? I know for a fact I'm not good looking. And not nearly funny enough to warrant them doing that.
>>33842444I've had a few women call me attractive and some of them called me out sometime. I always freaked out and told my self there must be something terribly wrong with their eyesight if they want to go out with me. I look disgusting what is wrong with you woman?
>>33842427I'm tall too.Depending on how you said it and what your relationship is, I would have found it either funny or hot.
Women will never understand how men feel browsing lolcow, average guys can't compete with chad and they want to kill everyone else....
We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.We are energy. Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33842443Nta, but yes. Lookswise, at least.
Might win a prestigious award one day and thank 4chan and especially/atoga/
>>33842444F. Maybe you are good looking and just have crushingly low self esteem. Maybe you're ugly/mid but jacked. Post pics and let femanons be the judge.
>>33842457Fucknugget of the year?
Alright not getting enough attention for me to stick around
>>33842333Why tho
>femanon, c'mere a sec>give me a spin>mm yes, yes>you know, I think you got what it takes to be a hollywood star>How about it? Want me to get you acting in the big pictures kid?
Fast and curious. A comedy about a bi curious young man.
Why’d that girl ask me to save her and then run away >:|
>>33842471She saw that you couldn't.
>>33842455Good to know I suppose
What can I do to make you happy?
>>33842376It would not. Robots can't make you have empathy. You'd break her and then get your dick shredded by cogs by the third night.
>>33842475She barely saw shit! I’m being impatient and unnecessarily aggro right now, probably.
>>33842467Yeah sorry but I would not pay to see that.
>>33842443Wow really? You don't know how good you have it. Do you think that most men have that privilege?
>>33842480get a time machine and go back in time and make yourself a female from birth and marry me and suck my cock and shoot out 10 babies.
>you know femanon...>you look really good, got something that special something about you>say, I have this little production I'm running in Florida>I think you'd be perfect for it>It's kinda like your everyday modeling gig, but y'know, with a little less clothes hehehe>big money involved in that, you'd be swimming in cash in no time with a body like that>and who knows, if you do good enough we might even shoot a few videos of you>whatd'ya say?
>>33842490>shoot out 10 babiesNTAWhat a horrific nightmare.
>>33842486Yeah, when I quit my last job a girl I didn’t know found me on social media and DM’d me asking if I wanted to hang out. >most menMost men don’t have mental illnesses like me, so it balances out.
I think men would be much happier if they stopped thinking about women and started bloat maxxing. Male suicide rate would be much lower if there weren't exposed to such high beauty standards by the opposite gender. Think about it rationally, if men in their 20/30s forgot women an just let themselves go they'd be much happier by gourging on food, pizza, games and drugs GenderThoughts?
>>33842494I'm sure you're one of 'those' women that think pregnancy is some kind of illness. begone. The adults are talking.
>>33841681I just got home from work and so thirsty but need to catch up thread first>>33841710Congrats anon <3 you're doing good work honestly >>33841747What if I let her down, what if she abandons me>>33841818>who think “humans are garbage and pets are pure goodnessAs the resident crazy cat uncle I fully agree
>>33842498I'm a man, weirdo.
>>33842496>men should make themselves ugglier and take themselves out of the dating marketMgood idea, less competition for me
>>33842496You are just describing MGTOW
>the asshole is back to spammingAlright, see you later atoga.
>>33841838I've always liked older women kekI guess it's not that different to how a lot of women have a thing for older men. They can have a lot of attractive qualities>>33841906M, I guess kind of with trick or treating and Halloween parties etc.? At Christmas I don't meet anyone I don't already know besides carol singers. Whereas at Halloween I can give out candy and play a character with tons of kids (not in a pedo way obvs)
>>33842503go back to r*ddit, antinatalist. Babies are cute and deserve hugs and kisses.
>>33842508I have been here longer than you have been alive.
>>33841906Also one thing I will say I love about Halloween is all the MILFs taking their kids trick or treating and dressed as witches and cats and such>>33841944I mean yes it's best to treat women like regular people regardless. Being dead inside does help with treating everyone the same>>33841972I can barely afford food let alone that nonsense>>33842097No that's based desu
>>33842506
>>33842496imagine if all the gymcels dedicated all that time into getting a personality or a job...
>>33842241Post nut clarity ftw>>33842280Thongs n khakis m8
>>33842377If I had the money ofc, that's hot, cruellamaxx >>33842394When you hit that sweet mania jkIdk try to live healthy and see a doc if you need <3
>>33842437Real dudeBut we gotta face our issues head onI got let out of work today after the supermarket shut and only have £1.67 on my credit card so now I gotta be sober
>>33842522You want me to wear a thong underneath khakis?
>>33842506Byee <3I caught up and I gotta eat anyways, haven't eaten in over 24hrs kek
>>33842531I meant flip flops but also yes
Women, do you have any logistical issues with your breasts?
>>33841675>dating girl for 5 months now>not feeling it, want to break up, but too cowardly to go through with it>come up with genius plan>I start being cold and distant to her and kind of a jerk (not overtly though) so that she will tire of me and then she will initiate the break up>exact opposite happens and now its like shes working harder for my attentionNow what?
>>33842538>Now what?Shit your pants.
>>33842538>Now what?Uhh stop being a cowardly asshole and just break up w her?
There's this girl I've been hanging out with and she let's me break into her personal space all the time. Is this a sign to make a physical move or does she just have her guard down?
one time I was at my college campus hanging out with like a group of 10 people and I walked 10 minutes away and went to a college dorm and bought acid off a guy for $20 and then I tripped balls and realized I was god.people think I'm joking but I'm not! we are all one consciousness!
>>33842545>There's this girl I've been hanging out with and she let's me break into her personal space all the time.What does this even mean?
>>33842560Usually humans have like, a distance they keep with people to be comfortable. I usually lean really close to her, as in, I kind of 'glue' myself to her and she doesn't mind at all.
I once saw a really attractive girl light up a cigarette and it changed me. I like this kind of woman.
>>33842578A pity she'll age quickly, have shitty teeth, and then die from lung cancer.
>>33842578You've said this like 3 times already.
Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
>>33842579Pull your fucking pants down. *I stick my dick between your thighs*. *I start rubbing your clit with my cock from behind* You're a stupid slut, you know that? You won't let me smoke tobacco? You think you can stop me?
I had a femboy interest arc but I think I'm out of that now
>>33842592Are you the same guy who thought I was a woman that other time too?
>>33842594I think they call they a gay phase. Glad you escaped.
>>33842595oops my bad. The way you shit-talk tobacco is just so feminine.
men. Did this happen to you? (It happened to me).
I'm sick for the second time in three weeks. Girls, help!
We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
>>33842578Based, you should go to the nightclub/bar smoking area and chat to the babes
>>33842578Dating a smoker is garbage. Her house either smells like shit or has all these sprays everywhere, you can't give spontaneous kisses, she'll kill the mood constantly wanting to get a smoke, she looks 5-10 years older than her age (even if she's cute imagine how much cuter she'd be if she wasnt a smoker). Worst part is if she somehow manages to quit she'll put on 50 pounds
>>33842605No but is your mom single cause that's hotIt's happened with my stepmom though who's only a few years older than me kek, everyone assumes we're a couple
Girls, do you feel uncomfortable sleeping next to someone when you are on your periods?
>>33842615my mom is now old and ugly as fuck unfortunately.
What questions would foidlets ask a high IQ moid?
>>33841152>how do i get him to open up and let down his guard so i can cheat on him tooThat's some Satan-level of evil right there
>>33842617No? I don't leak THAT much.
>>33842614You know that not every smoker smokes a pack a day, right?And there's also cigars and pipes.
Squeezing femanon too hard for her to escape and giving her more kisses than she can handle!
>>33842618RIP that's a shameWhat about when she was younger My mom used to be stacy so some people assumed she was my older sister
I have a reservation at Dorsia but no gf, damn.
>>33842635yeah she used to be a stacy.
Let's gangbang qt's mom and give him another sister.
Uh guys I can't post a gif. Does this board not allow gifs?
Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33842636You live in Montreal too, anon?
>>33842646What a weird fantasy. For me, I just want to be the first to explore his virgin boipucci.
>>33842636better to have and not need than need and not have, I always say
>>33842651Montreal mentioned
>>33842655ok so you can post gifs....
>>33842656Wh-what? Did I say the secret word or?
>>33842644She sounds cool lol>>33842646DIE>>33842653ALSO DIE
Do you guys actually take fat girls to expensive restaurants? Why?
>>33842663I mean I used to take my chubby ex to eat out a lotHappy wife happy life Eating is fun
>>33842663I am slightly overweight for my height and have been to nice restaurants, yes.
Women do you know this feeling?
>>33842663Seriously though I'm a brokie but if I had money again then sure I'd take em out to expensive restaurantsBeing fat isn't necessarily unattractive if you have a cute face and nice personality
>>33842663there are few things more worthwhile in this life than good food paired with good conversation, together with someone you love
>>33841710Why does that make you happy?
>>33841747Im desperate to be in love and be loved
>>33842662Hey you like a gritty demo tape, right?https://youtu.be/tTWyBtRbC1w?si=WB8BAaJtfqGLKQiS
>>33841770>>33841777Are you the femcel that works retail? I simp for you kinda
>>33842692Woo this is mega sick <3
Women, Im having cookies with milk and you can't have any
>>33842699Can I get one, broski?
>>33842694No Im not. And I’m telling her you said “kind of”
>gooned to a game for 5 hours>game crashedI saved it too far back fml
do i spend this $1500 on a pc or stocks. i have a pc but it's been crashing recently and i don't care enough to find out what the specific problem is since I did all the basic troubleshooting. oh yea also i love this woman but she barely even knows I exist but i'm too scared to do anything because my world would end if she rejects me.
>>33842699I'm jelly brehMight have a battenberg cake with aero hot chocolate in a bit tho>>33842706Damn bro that ain't just a goon that's a marathon
>>33841777men are scared of catching a false rape accusation. If you want men to simp for you, you have to hang out with men. Like, you have to be in friend groups. And how do you expect them to know that have good traits? You have to advertise yourself.
>>33842711Take your PC to a repairman if you really cba to fix, buy some stocks, stop being a pussy and make a move on the lass
>>33842711It doesn't really matter what you do. Sorry bro but 1500$ for stocks isn't much.
>>33842711Can you upgrade the PC for less than the replacement cost?
>>33841770there is a time and place for being cheap. i grew up from humble circumstances, and it has taken a lot of work for me to feel okay with frivolous spending. the idea of a femshit that can't control her spending or a femshit that would get upset at spending money on silly things would be extremely annoying
>>33841786why does nobody simp for me?>doesn't post on social media>doesn't go outsidehow do you expect people to know you exist? unless you are asking your parents to find your partner for you, you aren't going to have simps.
>>33842097Yes
>>33842102Maybe and depends on her bodytype
>>33842723bro I literally SAID THE SAME THING STOP STEALING MY POSTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33842722Well youd like that about me then >>33842723Who said I don’t go outside???? I’m just not a degenerate
I like my current job but I hardly get any hours For example last week I only got given two shifts cause it was a quiet weekI was making almost as much while on job seeker's allowanceShould I apply to other jobs or should I just live a chill poorfag life
>>33842726>>33842723oh sorry my bad I mistook you for another poster.
>>33842306I love how wide your hips get as you grow older.
>>33842733why do you need women to answer this question?
There are no women in my house. :(
>>33842377No
>>33842614What if I only smoke maybe two cigarettes a day on a bad day four to six and I look about my age? I feel like that's also very difficult these days considering the fact that I've seen 25-year-old women who absolutely look 40 years old and I've also seen 30-year-old women who look 25. So I'm not exactly sure what look your age even means anymore, but we'll just settle for not looking absolutely botched.
>>33842730oh yeah, if you'd entertain my own schizophrenic self-entertainment for even a second, i'd be halfway ready to marry you desu. flaw in my programming.
>>33841813Oh you definitely don't like naggers (kek)
>>33842740I'm pro tobacco but if you need more than 1 a day then there's something wrong with you. The feeling you get from tobacco is not something you should be feeling all the time. It's supposed to compliment your day and make up your day.
Remember when femanons loved Paul Dano?
>>33842745>>33841813visit naggers.net to see what happens if you marry a nagging woman.
>>33842747MOTHER FUCK I KEEP MAKING TYPOS*compliment your day NOT make up your day*
>>33842635I feel really, really bad for my mom in the looks department. I saw this picture of her when she was younger, she was like 27 or so (she had me at 30 because she was told that was the only acceptable age to reproduce) and she looked just like the St. Paulie beer girl. I'm telling you, the same face shape, that blonde hair, all of it. Except she was easily 180, maybe 190 pounds at the time. She's 5'2". She still always had a gorgeous face, she was just very fat and very bottom heavy. It's a shame because these days, especially with pretty much all women being fat and most of them storing it in their gut, not their ass thighs and tits, she would have been an absolute gem but instead I grew up hearing a story she told my sisters about how never to trust men and to just expect men to harass them for how they looked and never to trust girls telling them that they were pretty because they all lie anyway. Essentially she was just bullied all of her life for being fat and of course she only ever gained weight and insisted my entire life to this day that she cannot lose weight. It's kind of interesting though, my three sisters were all fat growing up, but one of them actually lost the weight and is now decently fit and athletic and they insist something is wrong with her and it's not normal. I asked her of course because I wanted to know, and she said it just dawned on her one day that she was no different from any other human being and it didn't make sense that she would be. So she just actually started tracking her calories and turns out she was just overeating, and especially because of the portions we were fed as kids, she just thought it was normal. Then she decided she wanted to get into sports and stuff.
Man this fucking general is rough. The women here barely respond. They always have some other more interesting place on the internet to fuck off too.
>>33842661C’est la BUUUUUT
>>33841977Depends on how racist and why tf you're even mentioning it? I make fun of my race and sometimes others
>>33842737Idk women are more sensible than me
Its cute how they ignore us but then come here with an issue asking men to fix it like "men why is my computer slow" instead of asking on crystal cafe or whatever
>>33842687Because I’m broke and need a job lol
>>33841989Blast some music on high maybe if you can't find them
>>33842762women make all decisions based on emotion. If you want to know if your job is good for you. You need to crunch the hard numbers and determine if your content. You don't need to ask anyone else really.
>>33842747>>33842755No worries on the typo, shit happens. I don't think I've actually ever known anyone who only smoked one cigarette a day. Most people tell me that I'm barely even a smoker because it's so occasional and rare, but that's because I only smoke outside away from stuff at the beginning of the day and the end of the day. If it's just been a real hell of a time lately, then it'll be too, so I extend my little outside break. Of course, yes, I do still just go outside and enjoy the fresh air.
>>33842741Youre a dream I wish you were real
>>33842763I've never actually been there... and I'm a little bit scared to go now.
>>33842773If you care about your health you should smoke 1 at the end of the day in an enclosed room and sip on wine. Kinosoul way to end the shitty 21st century day.
>>33842775you would cross the street if you saw me coming at you
>>33842763Small chans like CC have conversations that span over weeks and months, whereas you can have a question answered here within minutes.
Femcels, why do you think a bf would solve your problems?
>>33842173Nothing wrong with having preferences over sex and attraction
>>33842778What if I don't care about longevity past like 65?
>>33842769>women make all decisions based on emotionThis is what I do though >determine if your contentI'm never content but idk how much is in my head I should've never quit my last job where I was earning way more>>33842757Aw, your mom sounds sweet anyways and I'm glad your sister got healthier too
>>33842173would it matter if it was or wasn't? please free yourself, you're imprisoned and you don't even realize it
>>33842377Those look ugly
>>33842788I came up with a phrase for this question: Excessive smoking and excessive eating doesn't kill you, it just makes your life worse.So it's not a clean suicide in other words.
>>33842795NTA, hard lesson to eat
Men, would you be disappointed if you started dating a girl, and then you find out she only likes it in the butt? I get kindof nervous when I tell guys how I want sex. And I'm not sure how to break it to them.
>>33842117I wish you were real
>>33842798I'm assuming that means she cleans often? No, not really disappointed.
>>33842798i guess a little bit? my ideal partner would just be willing to do anything with me in general, emphasizing the "play" part of it. any disappointment would be offset by you being open and honest about it, though, especially if you were nervous about it, i'd find the willingness to be vulnerable attractive
>>33842795Not quite a fatalism as in suicide, more like fatalism as in I want to accept death as it comes. What does it mean to die of old age? These days, we call it heart failure. We call it strokes. Tons of different things that are just way more likely to happen to you once you're older. And we fix it. Their heart stops beating? We'll crank them back on. I don't want that. When it's my time, I just want to die. So if I end up with horrible cancer, by the time that I'm 65, I just want to be made comfortable. That's all. I don't want to have to be on 20 or more medications. I'd prefer to know that I generally take good care of my health and I have an occasional treat.
MenHow often do you think about her?WomenDo you ever think about them?
>>33842798Very disappointed
>>33842798Vaginimus?
>>33842811multiple times a day. talk to her so much in my head, suppose i can say she's still present in my life.
>>33841747Women never love us back.
>>33842798Not necessarily, I mean would I at least be able to eat your pussy?
>>33842779You would scream if I looked at you
>>33842781Yes
>>33842814If so that does confuse me a little... If pussy is terrifying and like a pencil to the eye, why isn't anal? That hole isn't even meant for penetration and I thought it hurt or at least had a way higher likelihood of hurting
>>33842818only in giddiness, once i got back home
>>33842811Sometimes. I just hope theyre OK. I hope things are better. I feel guilty over how things ended.
wait a second. What the fuck? She cheats on her BF and only gets trust issues when he does the same? Holy shit talk about rage bait. Although it's probably a true story.
>>33842837>reading reddit posts>getting enraged
Women, if he sticks hands inside your wet vagina then puts his fingers to your mouth, would you let him put it in to taste yourself?Men, if you cum in her mouth and she goes up to kiss you without swallowing, would you let her kiss and taste your cum?
Do homophobic women exist?
>>33842842I would say most women are homophobic privately.>>33842841That's gross
>>33842798Why the ass?
>>33842846>>33842814It's not deep it's just a weird phobia
>>33842840Kek ole Tom
>>33842798Yes, that'd be a dealbreaker for me personally.>>33842841>if you cum in her mouth and she goes up to kiss you without swallowing, would you let her kiss and taste your cum?I've no qualms with kissing her after, but without swallowing or spitting it out? No thanks. I don't treat it like toxic waste, but it's still gross in texture and I'd really rather not.
What is it with women and napkins? Every woman I've ever been with has double checked to make sure there were napkins at the table before eating. I almost never use napkins; I just eat with one hand, so the other hand is clean, then I wash my hands with soap once I'm finished.
does anyone know why /atoga/ slows to a crawl sometimes?
>>33841688What bothers me about Fire Emblem Heroes, coming back to it, is how basically every notable character got in early and has been so powercrept to shit, and they're putting in all these random side characters who absolutely shit all over them. Like, Ike is a liability to have compared to this random joke character they just added from his game.>>33841710That's a good job. Honest work that's very important to a lot of people.
>>33842837Here's a helpful tip. Avoid bait whenever you can. You can't always avoid bait because there will always be instigators in real life who do just want to get your goat and see you riled up, but avoid plebbit. Avoid Facebook. You are literally only going to see rage bait. There are other places where there's a high likelihood that you'll see rage bait like tick-tack and YouTube but it's still avoidable and you can still make those apps enjoyable if that's something you like. I only use Facebook so I can snatch up the local free/super cheap shit in my area on a specific group that screens out scammers and every time I have to make a conscious effort to just check that group and not see anything that Facebook recommends, not see anything that my relatives are up to, because it's always rage bait. No matter who's posting it, unless it's in that specific classifieds group for my local area, it's rage bait. Hell, I even see rage bait in that group every once in a blue moon but I have to ignore it to get what I want, sort of like you would for tictac or YouTube.
>>33842811Not often anymore. Maybe once every other week.
>>33842842Yeah there's just a fear because if you ever express your actual thoughts you will be burned hard. No women will associate with you if you don't support the girly pops, which includes supporting the gay besties unfortunately. You also have to support fat bitches. Who runs HR? Who runs the hiring department? It's all women, and they talk to each other.
>>33842860wait until you find out people are actually being sincere and society is actually just that bad.
>>33842855theres always guys on, but the girls come and go. if no girls, the thread dies
>>33842706What game?
>>33842863there's a good chance all women are disgusted by LGBT and there's a "emperor has no clothes" situation going on where every girl thinks every other girl likes LGBT.
>>33842675Ohio and Rulebreaker
>>33842831You would throw up if you smelled me
When people say #NeverMix, does that include like an Irishman and a Russian or a Spaniard and a Dutch person mixing?
>>33842866imagine if we actually got interesting women that give bombastic answers instead of these 1 word answer cunts that we currently have? I just thought since there's no women here I have this chance to ask this question.
Men, which would you rather. >never go bald, but have shit faicial hair genes >will eventually go bald, have great facial hair genes
>>33842855Timezones. >>33842865I have a good friend that actually does enjoy trolling people in real life day to day. He's just a lot more upfront about it the longer you get to know him because you'll realize he just likes to argue. He doesn't raise his voice or anything. Never calls anyone names. He just will defend the opposite of whatever side you're saying. If you actually catch him at a serious moment, he'll say he just does it because he likes seeing people get riled up and hopes that if he can show them that mid-conversation he can switch it up and defend for the other side, they might be more open to changing their perspectives. I know someone else though who likes doing similar except it's extremely liberal talking points and they just smug max trying to get people upset and they always end it with "So you're saying out in the open right here that you're homophobic, that gay people should die, are you saying that animals should just be slaughtered by the hundreds just because you like cheese?" It's rage baiting but he does believe it. He's just doing it to get a rise. Rage bait is always something very inflammatory that most people have passionate opinions about, or saying something that's blatantly wrong just to see people get upset and try to correct you.
>>33842873That's not what I mean when I say it.
>>33842875The latter. I think being bald seems kinda cool, and I could Eggmanmaxx.
>>33842811Recently quite a bit. It’s always once a day at minimum.
>>33842879What does it mean to you?
I have a feeling some of the girls are lurking and laughing at us for being so pathetic.
>>33842875First option. I like trying new hair styles. I think a beard makes you look younger the older you get, so going clean shaven at 55 will probably look meh, but I’ll maybe try some stubble
>>33842875shit facial hair is just no facial hair so I pick that one.
>>33842888They occasionally take the bait too tho
>>33842886although race isn't just color, color is a good way to tell if you should mix. Basically make sure the color of your mate is lighter than your own.
I had no hope. Had uncontrolled pure internet access at age 10. Older cousin introduced me to forums and pirating. Didn’t take long to get introduced to porn extremely early. I’m still fighting the effects decades later.
To the big and virile penisesWhy are you here and not out there, spreading your seed far and wide?
>>33842897I’m more than my cock.
>>33842897Because no girl knows you have a big penis unless she A. Asks you B. Sees you naked c. Someone else tells her A would require me to talk to women and be close enough they’d ask me my penis size, b would require me to be sexually connected with a women, and C would require me to do A or B.
>>33842897Because my face is repulsive.
>>33842870Except the fat thing actually. I have known women who are in great shape who still say you should never fat shame or say anything bad about fat women and when you ask them why the answer is>well I wouldn't like people to say that about me if I was fat, I'd want them to tell me that I was a beautiful queen, etc. etc.Okay, but are you planning on becoming fat? >What? No, of course not. Then why do you care? Well, what if it just happens someday? As if they think that there's a little fat fairy that flies around and taps people on the head at night. But honestly, I think that's also just because they have absolutely no idea how human bodies work. They hear their fat moms say that you're just skinny because of genetics or those skinny girls over there are only that way because of genetics or it's just because of your youth. Some people are just naturally slim. No, some people just have a lower appetite naturally. Some people really don't like the feeling of being full or over full. Some people just really don't have that craving for sweet or carb as much as others do. Some people just really like a lot of exercise or they don't realize how active they are. They hear their fat moms say that eventually the fat fairy will come for them too. It's just a matter of age and time, if they ever have any kids, they'll also get fat. And they believe it. You age, you become very sedentary, you don't need nearly as much food as you did when you were younger and active. You end up having more cravings because you have children and then you're breastfeeding and you just give in to any and every craving and then you end up the dustbin for your children because they don't finish their food and you don't want it to go to waste so you eat all the leftovers. It's pretty simple at the end of the day>TLDR>we have to treat fat people nicely because eventually I might be one of them and I want to be treated nicely.
>>33842870What a dream of a thought... Sadly whenever you see one of them have anything remotely close to normal thoughts, they immediately screech PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME. Just look at shoe on head. She's just a pick me, right?
>>33842904Not reading all that, but the average person becomes fatter as they age. Hell, I’m a fit addict (relative to the average fat American) and I think it’d be impossible to prevent or foresee weight change in your partner. You can pick certain things to help with that, like choosing a lean girl who works out or is fit, maybe with good body composition for holding fat well, but there’s no guarantee
>>33842897>>33842899
>>33842811how come the women's one is in plural?
>>33842875I already have shit facial hair, so that seems like an easy choice.
>>33842841M, sure lol idc
>>33842872i mean you shower, right?
>>33842811There is no her
>>33842913Because of the fact that I know a few of the women are bisexual or have more than one partner at once.
>>33842842ofc they do
>>33842897I'm only a digital whore, my physical penis is only for very special individuals.
>>33842925no gay guys?
>>33842875Never go bald, easy
Would it be worth posting a missed connections somewhere for someone I met a few days ago?
>>33842855Bc I'm playing Crash Bandicoot 4 rn>>33842854>double checked to make sure there were napkins at the table before eatingThis is normal >I almost never use napkins; I just eat with one handAre you a pajeet or something>>33842875M, the former, I get complimented on my hair and when I shave so seems like a no-brainer>>33842888Hot if true>>33842896Did you watch any good Newgrounds hentai flashes
>>33842927You’re a basement dwelling virgin
>>33842936No way, our basement is chilly as hell.
>>33842841I don't mind at all, nope.
>>33842897I don't have the energy and I work tomorrow I don't have the gas moneyI don't have the social skillsIm just here pretending to read and thinking if I should buy some tool and pick up woodworking again or maybe I should buy an ereader
>>33842910Maybe if you were capable of reading more than a paragraph, you would have seen that already addressed. I swear, you guys ask for longer answers and when you get them you just don't read them.Woman get older. Woman no longer running at the track going to the gym, even taking walks. Woman stay inside with cat scrolling, or woman has children and husband maybe even job. Woman get maybe at best 5,000 steps a day. Woman feel exhausted though because woman take care of child need, take care of husband need, and also taking care of house and job. Woman say but me do so much me tired me hungry. Women say me deserve treat. Me work hard all day. Women eat treat, but women physically did not earn treat. Woman physically in caloric surplus. Woman not realize woman mentally tired. Woman not realize woman extremely sedentary. Woman not realize woman caloric need far below woman intake. Man do same. Man play sport man stop doing sport after college or high school. Man little by little start increasing more and more. Man not realize that hundred calories surplus every day for years will add up. Man say me old me no 20 no more fat happens!
>>33842897Similar to other anonI'm tired after work and have stuff to do in the morning It's raining outsideI have no money so I can't go anywhere or do anythingI also don't want kids You get the picture
>>33842930The last time I admitted to being a faggot I was almost banned.
>>33842897I dunno, lately I'm pretty sure my GM has been coming onto me, and I'm just not sure whether or not she's fucking around or serious. Or if seeing if anything could happen there would be a good idea.
>>33842951based on whatyou're probably reading too much into it
Its 5 years old but its a pretty good article actually, written by femanon specifically because she knew if she attached her real name to this she would be in serious trouble. At the end of the article she also addresses this by saying that she tells her friends and coworkers that she does support fat women and thinks fat women are just as good as normal women even when she viscerally hates themhttps://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/a34234605/becoming-thin-made-me-fatphobic/
>>33842956Well just today, she said she wouldn't mind churning my butter.
>>33842956Probably because he posts almost exclusively bait
>>33842962Fucking lmaoWhat did you say back?>>33842964What
>>33842934man? no, everyone will think you are a creepwoman? Sure. Every so often you see those personal ads go viral and everyone thinks they're cute
>>33842969"I think that's the most ridiculous thing you've said to me yet," or something like that. I think she's just trying to fluster me.
M, 30s, have a 5 year old daughter, she's creepy as fuck, what do I do here? Some examples.>dresses in halloween dresses all the time>demands weekly Spirit Halloween visits>built a lego set on our table where, "bad people get scared to death">Told me she would tell the demons I was a good dad>Way too into Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly dog>Asked our church pastor if bats were in the bible>fed my venus flytrap without me knowing (gave it taco bell beef)>explained if you get bit by a zombie you become a zombie, to her classmates, proceeded to play zombie tag>never let her watch a zombie movie, wtfWhat exactly is the approach here, do I just let her grow into an edgy shit or make her do more stuff with the little girls from church?>what about momabsent at best
>>33842982Brother are you retarded
>>33842982Epic fake story
>>33842982>built a lego set on our table where, "bad people get scared to death"based? nurture her natural sense of justice and superb taste in cartoons
GenderShould I buy a table saw and pick up woodworking again or buy an ereader and increase my reading? Reading on the laptop is uncomfortable but maybe I can sell some wood boxes?
>>33842974>man? no, everyone will think you are a creepWait is it really like this?
Femanons, you aren't gonna ruin yourself with a tattoo, right?
>>33842982introduce her to /x/
>>33842982>absent at bestAre you married and she's just an absentee or what? Either way, that's probably a big part of it. A child needs a mother, a real mother. So either you need to step up and have some maternal softness (plus a female role model) or find one. Be very very careful finding a step mother though. Step mothers can be notoriously nasty and vicious to step daughters because they see them as competition. Realistically, your best bet is to try and find a female role model for her and look into single dad resources on how to be a mom, how to be that support that she needs. There's nothing particularly wrong with her, that's just her personality.
>>33842991M. Ereader. You don't sound invested enough in the woodworking.
>>33842982Goth girl in the making kekShe sounds like a very curious and creative kid, I would encourage her interests (on a kid friendly level ofc)>>33842991Why not both? But woodworking sounds cool>>33842996NAG but tattoos are based
>>33842935>Are you a pajeet or somethingread the rest of that sentence.
>>33842996>foid pretending to be a tattoo hating chud so that women get a tattoo through reverse psychology and ruin themselvesalmost fooled me
Women, why DO you enjoy making other women ugly?
>>33842491Sounds good. I don't really like clothes.
>>33842607Why haven't you bought vitamin C sups?
Women would you date a guy who is always quiet?
>>33842617Mildly. I have the potential to leak that much and bleed out. But if you don't mind being gross, then sure.
>>33842620PostEQScore
>>33842607Are you sure it's a cold or do you actually have strep and it just keeps coming back or a sinus infection so it's just coming back? What does your lifestyle look like? Are you super sedentary? Do you ever see the sun? Do you only eat garbage with no vitamins?
>>33842750That was one femanon.
>>33842810I just get shot in the face in helldivers 2 when they don't like women.
>>33842989She really likes Over the Garden Wall, she actually used my Amazon to buy the series on her tablet before I was smart enough to add a pin. >>33842997I live in a midsized town and our only bookstore is owned by a crazy female supremacist wiccan. She loves me because I take my kids (2 sons 1 daughter) to her store weekly to buy books. I'm torn because she flatters my ego about how I'm raising my daughter but also I'm Chudcore as fuck and if shit hits the fan we'll be on opposite sides. >>33843000We're married, my wife simply works odd hours and so I've been the primary caretaker of the children until they get into school since I work remote. They definitely do love her and she loves them, but the relationship is different. >>33843004My sister is very similar to her and also weird as fuck and only didn't go goth because of our parents, but she's still been into weird horror and macabre stuff her whole life, which admittedly I shared with her but you can be a guy into that stuff without being "goth." that's my gender commentary of note lol.
>>33843008Napkins are also for cleaning your mouth anon... furthermore, why are you eating with your hands in good company...
>>33842811Yeah, he's in my passenger seat.With a funny skeleton meme shirt.
>>33842925Stupid
>>33843036She sounds fine, but if you're that worried and if your wife really just isn't around because of work then again look into some single dad resources and how you can be better supporting of her as she needs same for your boys (all children need a mother) and if you can find a female relative or any actual decent role model for her.
>>33843036>She really likes Over the Garden WallBased taste>been into weird horror and macabre stuff her whole life, which admittedly I shared with herLooks like it runs in the family heh>They definitely do love her and she loves themSounds like your daughter has loving parents and just has some quirky interests, nothing wrong with that. Sounds like she is very creative also so nurture that >actually used my Amazon to buy the series on her tablet before I was smart enough to add a pinOutsmarted by a 5 year old kek. This kid is going places
>>33842909You gotta stop caring what other people think and instead, you must believe whatever is true. It doesn’t really matter if shoeonhead was is a pick me or if any other girl is a so-called “pick me”
>>33842841If he answers yes.
>>33843008Also, even if you are only eating with one hand, and your non-dominant one at that, what if you accidentally brush or touch something, or the grease starts to set... it's just poor form innit
Are there bird incels?
>>33843072Unironically there are incels of every species. That only makes sense. Not every single creature is going to breed or be seen as fit to breed.
When working retail, have you ever been harassed by a client when you were clocked out or in a break?
>>33843029nta but i have a maximally diseased life style and yet never get diseased. literally find insects crawling on me all the time. foids aren't ready for a moid like me
>>33843083I've had this in various wagie jobs, though I wouldn't call it "harassed" lol, more just people asking you things. When I worked reception desk there were times where I was about to lock up and leave and had to log back into the computer to check something for someone because they decided to come in or call exactly one minute before we closed, yayBest bet is to put a sweater/coat on or just leave the premises entirely and go for a walk/smoke or whatever
>>33843012She should curl her hair and do lipstick and get her eyebrows done. And different glasses but those look like coke bottles.
>>33843090Asmongold?
>>33843102The fact that you suggest all that and not once stop eating enough for five adult men tells me everything I need to know about you.
>>33843019Yes. As long as we can be quiet together.And he is capable of texting when we can't be together.
Would you tie femanon to a pole and throw cinnamon at her?
>>33843103if a political influencer isn't reciting quotes nightly from industrial society and its future, then i have no interest in him.
>>33843111Sure.
>>33843109>eating enough for 5 adult men>one breakfast burrito, an iced coffee, 2 doughnuts, a sandwich and a glass of milk is enough for 5 men?
>>33843124Wait, I forgot the protein bar! That's surely enough for 5 men.
>>33843124I bet you could eat more than big smoke.
>>33843096I had a guy once who cane trying to argue with me about something, I told him I was off work and that he should talk to my collegue about that, he kept yelling at me anyway and told me I shouldn’t be there if I wasn’t working, I told him I was just waiting for my rise and was free to wait wherever I wanted, plus I didn’t have my uniform on, he kept harassing me until the other guy threatned to call security.
>>33842950ah
Men, can you make an Mpreg joke at a baby shower? Are you capable of being that funny?
Beef always makes me horny for some reason
>>33843138Besides I'm pretty sure all you femanons hate gays
>>33843135>7 combosHell naw.
>>33843145Nta but kind of, yeah
>>33843113Exactly. Technology is the fuel of every shitty ideology
Women, where are you on the scale today?
I've been having an awful rosacea or something breakout so my face is covered in red bumps and I went to the dermatologist and everything for it and got a special cream and my mother just came in and told me how horrible it looks and asking whats wrong with me and that I must have all this shit on my face because I eat like shit
>>33843142what kind of beef?>>33843145i thought a lot of femanons are okay with gay guys/twinks or something
>>33843137Damn, sorry that happened to you, what an asshole :/ it's good that your colleague stepped in but that doesn't make it OKYeah some people are just ridiculous. At one job I used to do 12 hour shifts and barely half half an hour to get lunch. When I got back there were people queueing out the door complaining that we closed for lunch lol. Also at my current bartender job some people kick off when we've run out of something or that the price is higher since they last came like 5 years ago. Best just to not let people like this get to you and keep yourself safe above all
>>33843153primarily steak but also ground beef and stir fry
>>33843152Well done for going to the derm about it and I hope the cream helps <3 and your mom can bugger off with her shitty comments lol
>>33843151that's skirt lengths right? probably "cheeky" though i really don't mean that>>33843156and how exactly does that make you horny?
>>33843160I eat it and after get horny
>>33843124That's enough for an overweight woman considering what they put in iced coffee. You know damn well that is not what she's eating. Even without seeing her full body, she is very clearly the actual size of three adult men.
>>33843152Yep. That's what it's like having a mom until you both figure out that you have food allergies that one doctor visit could have told you about.
>>33843153They're only okay with me because 80% of the time I get mistaken for a female due to the wording I use
>>33843151>british
>>33843151Matronly, but rn I have no skirt.
>>33843151Jeans
I like beef jerky but it's so expensive
>>33843151>prudisih
>>33843171Same hereAlso biltong, love that shitttToo poor for it these days
>>33843163Even concave butt? Lord, she is a queen sized mattress. But one of you will fetishize her anyway. Probably one of you inflation freaks.
>>33843152Are you sure she actually said it that way or you and your feelings? Take a deep breath and take a moment to think about it. Do you actually eat like shit? A lot of different things, a lot of different foods especially, can be triggers. It'd probably be a good idea to actually keep a meal log of what you're eating. Take tabs on the amount of sugar that you're eating and the amount of dairy that you're eating. Not all criticism is just being mean and evil. She's probably just concerned about you.
Fat with no ass or titty is the absolute worst build.
>>33843178I already log everything I watch what I eat every single day
>>33843162strange.>>33843165i guess that could be a good thing?>>33843171jerk off on beef
>>33843177Jamie is a terminal femcel. No man has actually gotten near her. She constantly says it's a shame because she's so cute and she does so much to look good but men are evil. She also insists that she battles anorexia.
>>33843171You can just make beef jerky if you like it so much.
>>33843184>she battles anorexia.She's winning.
Good news! I didn't lose my AirPods. They were in the chair I was sitting when I made the post earlier the whole time.
>>33843182Did you share that with your dermatologist? Letting them know this is exactly what you eat and you're not leaving anything out? You include absolutely everything that goes into your mouth? What's your average sugar intake? What's your general skincare routine? If you do eat so well then why is your mother, who I'm assuming you live with, accusing you of eating like garbage?
>>33843185I doubt they'd come off properly
>>33843184I've seen heavier women get laid still. Must be the narcissism.
>>33843187Happy to hear that, glad you found em
>>33843188Yes Yes I avoid all processed sugar. Only sugar through fruits and bread. I wash my face and moisturize and use the medicated cream now Because she does not like me that much, she doesn't see what I eat everyday
so bored rn
No she's right it looks awful I'm just mad she told me the truth but I don't want to look like this I want to be pretty for once in my life
>>33843197jork it
>>33843191It's not hard, beef and salt, dehydrated. Unless you have a specific flavoring you like? Try making marinade for steaks before to get it correct.
>>33843152My mom would tell me that it was because I didn't drink enough water.Don't take the opinions of the uneducated and ignorant too seriously. While it is true that it is very possible that diet causes breakouts, unless you do testing yourself, you have 0 evidence for any sort of conclusion, other than that something happened or has been happening. If you're mother is saying shit to you in that way though, do your best to ignore her. No need to listen to shitty people.Have you been eating anything differently starting with before the breakout? Have you been stressed out, or losing sleep for some reason, or has the air been feeling weird like too hot/cold or dry? Without very decent evidence, you'll never know why.
>>33843194If it is just for meanness, then why do you still live there?
>>33843199did already
I'd love a woman worth fighting and dying for
>>33843204make something to eat
>>33843187great job! so annoying when that happens...
State genderWould any women ever date a unnaturally quiet man
>>33843207but i want to be a skinny legend
>>33843210>unnaturally quiet manComputer, enhance
>>33843202Btw, I doubt her stressing you out would help it either
>>33843041>why are you eating with your hands in good company...Have you never been on a pizza date? Or a burger date? Or a taco date? Or an ice cream cone date? etc etc
>>33843210YEAHf
>>33843198All hope is not lost. There are plenty of actual board-certified dermatologists on YouTube that talk about issues like Rosacea and what you can do on the home front and what you can ask your dermatologist about if they haven't already recommended it.>>33843202>While it is true that it is very possible that diet causes breakouts, unless you do testing yourself, you have 0 evidence for any sort of conclusion, other than that something happened or has been happening.But sugar does cause most adult acne. Sugar also causes a lot of PCOS symptoms because high blood sugar leads to high blood insulin, which leads to high blood androgens in females, which means cystic acne, facial hair, and hair thinning on the head. I guess that's where the testing comes in though. Actually recording your intake and doing the best that you can to eliminate added sugar from your diet and limit natural sugars too. Just because it's a natural sugar, that does not mean that you should be eating 70 grams of it a day. Juice is the devil.
>>33843210Mi dont know to be honestmaybe if she has a little-bitch-boy fetish
>>33843211Then go for a long walk
>>33843211then work out
>>33843215why do you like quiet men?
>>3384321:)>>33843218Ok.How to find these women with bitch boy fetishes.
how do i know if i have rosacea or just red cheeks
Have you ever wanted to post a picture or vocaroo but stopped yourself?
>>33843221My man. Same thought same time
>>33843227Yep
>>33843227Yeah
>>33843227No because I never want to do either of those
>>33843222Because i'm a weird person and i have a fetish for it, but it's mostly a sexual interest since i'm pretty quiet myself and i don't see how that can really work seriously with my personalityI'm not sure if i can explain why i feel that way but i mostly find them fascinating
"you cannot have both a poop-free life, and a butt-stuff wife." -anonymous
>>33843227>pictureFuck no.>vocaI have a few times but never to any positive response.
>>33843216If it's rosacea (and thats what the derm told me) nothing will cure it. Rosacea has nothing to do with diet. But I also get normal acne because my barrier is ruined and I can't use most acne products because they aggravate my rosacea and I can't use most rosacea products because they cause acne
>>33843224There are plenty of guides online, being flushed is not exactly the same as having a rosacea, but having a ton of broken blood vessels and being flushed all the time is a form of rosacea. There's more than just one, it's kind of an umbrella term like cancer. There are a lot of different types of cancers, there are a lot of different forms and there are a lot of different treatments depending on what form you have. It's best to just see a dermatologist if you think you have that because it is a chronic condition and trying to only treat it at home by yourself can really fuck you up.
>>33843227Voice yeah cuz I'm lazy
My question is: Why are there women on 4chan
>>33843224Post pic? Or link to something similar online? How spotted-ly red is it?
Once I get to 150lbs I'm gonna build up to 170lbs but with muscle and less fat
>>33843235>I have a few times but never to any positive response.Sorry to hear it anon
>>33843245Being anon is my passion
>>33843236Yeah, cured is a strong word... It can't be cured, just like eczema cannot be cured but it can be managed and controlled. If he's really trying to say that you'll just have it fully inflamed all the time 24/7 and you can never fix your barrier, then you need a new doctor.
>>33843236>nothing to do with dietalcohol and spicy food online says can cause it
men, does spending much money on sports betting make me undateable?
my question is go do something with your lives instead of jorking it and insulting faggots all day you fatfucking hetero dykes
>>33843258Yes.
>>33843258EwAnything to do with sports makes you undateable, maybe you can find a nice boomer drunk to date instead?
>>33843251But I'll deal with flare ups for the rest of my life>>33843254I don't consume any of that
>>33843258Yes
>>33843259Ma'am please watch your language, this is a family friendly imageboard.
>>33843259So you can have all the male anons for yourself???
>>33843264It'll be a lot less if you find a treatment that works for you and stick with it.
>>33843259Look at this little baby man wanting to order women around.Where is your diaper, baby man?
>>33843245I'm a loser ? duh.
GenderWho's your favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>33843260>>33843263>>33843265I won't date you thenYour loss
>>33843264yeah but that just means there exists foods that causes it, so you can't just disregard diet as not having an effect
>>33843246its probably nothing honestly
>>33843275Damn, you have GRID
>>33843274*not possibly
>>33843272I don't remember much of it but Android 17 maybeF
>>33843275africanized aids
>>33843272MGohan
>>33843259Welcome to this retard board, refreshing endlessly waiting for questions to answer like a lonely bitch
>>33843272goku's kid was pretty cool until he became lame af. he should've been the one to defeat buu
>>33843275Looks fine, maybe just some light irritation. Do you shave your cheeks?
>>33843272M. I like Future Trunks because he has a sword.
>>33843269>redditor fag
>>33843286about a day agobut its been like this for just about my whole lifei remembered in elementary school people would ask why i was blushing when i wasnt
>>33843272M, I fucking love Frieza.>>33843284You don't have it auto-updating while you find other stuff to do?
Men, would you let your gf shave your beard?
>>33843274There is no known cause of rosacea but it can be triggered. it could be anything that triggers it. sunlight. heat. stress. mites. Things I can't avoid. It's a chronic immune disease
How old are you and be honestgive gender
>>33843292Sure.
>>33843296M28
>>33843292Yes
>>33843245boredthis place has less personalized (and therefore less effective) rage bait
>>33843275I don't see any of those little purple broken capillaries so you might just be a little bit red. If you're like that all the time though 24/7 it might be a good idea to just schedule just a little check up with a dermatologist to ask if they think it could be something that's developing into something else but you're probably fine.
>>33843296M21been on 4chan since 15 or 16, ITT since 19
>>33843296Not writing that down here
>>33843272FGohan and Vegeta
>>3384329636F
I think it'd be fun to have a petite wife
I think it'd be fun to have an amazon wife
>>33843307Are you going to use her to wipe the floor?
>>33843290Then I wouldn't sweat it, probably just have rosy cheeks
>>33843296F25
>>33843272f, dragon ball? bulma. dbz? android 18 or vegeta, it depends on the arc because gohan has cool moments and so does piccolo
>>33843150i would argue it's more utopian thinking. the west's big mistake is confusing homeostasis with stalling. the notion of "human progress" is one of the biggest blunders in all of human history, and it might actually end up being the cause of human extinction.
>>33843309Only as a byproduct of us doing it on the floor
>>33843291>FriezaRED FLAG!!!!
>>33843296m29.5 (virgin btw)
>>33843275Yeah I'm sure it's probably nothing, way too light (why tf did your mom call it horrible?) I'm assuming it's on both sides? Maybe do some testing! Get a soft towel and wet it with warm - not hot - water, and leave it on a part of your red skin. Your blood vessels are dilated for some reason, maybe it's too dry or the air is too cold.Do you know for sure that your medication isn't the cause either? Or your other skincare stuff like moisturizer?
>>33843296M27
Do people really have sex on the floor?
>>3384329631>>33843316:(He's just an awesome villain, I think my favorite of any anime.
>>33843296M35 years old tomorrow :|
>>33843272mfor women either cheelai or videlfor men krillen
>>33843320Maybe
Women, would you let your bf shave your nether region, including the grand canyon? He eats you out and fucks you after ideally
>>33843318im not that anon from earlier, i was just butting in really. i dont really do any skincare other than washing my face in the showerdont take any meds either
>>33843323I hope you have a happy birthday, anon. Even if it's just spent relaxing and having some good food and good fun.
>>33843295>miteswhen was the last time you washed your sheets? also, have you tried making sure your laundry detergent isn't an issue?
I could easily afford to live the rest of my life eating subway sandwiches
who here is lonely as fuck
>>33843272F. Goku is the best for a reason.
>>33843329I use hypoallergenic wash and I change my sheets weekly and pillowcase daily
>>33843331I
Why do women love Vegeta? An Essay by AnonymousVegeta is a prime example of a Chadlet, or, mini-chad. What makes him so chadly? It is not his royal status, his dashing good looks, nor his incredible strength.Vegeta is a hard working family man who suffers through any amount of family "fun" for his wife and child. He isn't the best; yet he never stops pushing himself to greater and greater heights. He fiercely defends his wife even when she's clearly in the wrong and picking a fight with a god. This is why bitches love Vegeta, and why bitches could love you too.
>why won't women make first move on men?How do moids even expect it to look like? Am I supposed to approach a moid and tell him some shit like "hi handsome gentleman, how are you doing"? He would think I'm either crazy or a prostitute
>>33843320i've never heard of people doing it on the floor, no
>>33843331Me
>>33843326Uh, good luck.>He eats you out and fucks you after ideallyCan't do actions until skin heals from potential micro tears 24 hours later.Is it that big a deal?
>>33843336F. I hate Vegeta he's a murderer.
>>33843272Cell. It's really interesting how his personality is basically a fusion of the two strongest people in his DNA, Goku and Frieza. The former's love of fighting strong opponents, the latter's pure sadism and lack of morality. You can tell Toriyama didn't just make him a generic villain who's supposed to be a mishmash of everyone, he put thought into how each character's DNA would manifest.
>>33843336Vegeta is cute yes
>>33843337just do it how you want men to ask you out, but you to men
>>33843331What if I'm not romance or sex lonely just friend lonely and while I don't have friends here I like the safety of anon
>>33843337I feel the same way about approaching women. She will be like what you selling you creep
>>33843289Why don't you go there since you like referencing it so much.
i probably have the worst hair ittthin(ning), light, straight, and receding
>>33843342wait until you hear about every other character
>>33843336I like him in GT a lot and hate what they did with him in Super.>>33843343Cell is an example of editor meddling absolutely saving the final product. Toriyama was actually planning on Androids 19 and 20 being the big villains for the android saga.
>>33843214I've done all of these (well except taco date but I had tacos in mexico) and I used napkins every time before washing my hands...
>>33843330Their prices are fucking silly, idk why you'd want to
>>33843343the cell saga was the best and most hype arc of the show ez
>>33843337if you're attractive at that moment, like all dolled up and stuff at the club, you can pull it off to strangers. but if you're looking very mid at the moment, making the first move means asking a guy out that you already know or at least have encountered before like an acquaintance
>>33843330this but bulk uncooked rice
>>33843227>but stopped yourselfNo I have no filter
>>33843331Not really. I miss people but I’m not lonely.
>>33843337I’ve had girls come upto me and ask me out all the time, they try to drag me to a mutually beneficial upcoming event that I either cannot avoid or would most likely not miss out on, but if a girl asks me out directly then I know she’s a red flag and probably never seen a tall muscular brown man with a beard and tattoos before
>>33843358Truly?
>>33843258No, that's actually a turn on that you have a lot of money and have the knowledge for betting desu (as a brokie who knows nothing about sports or betting)
>>33843352>Toriyama was actually planning on Androids 19 and 20 being the big villains for the android sagaEw. Who wants an obese clown and an old man as main villains? Thank goodness we dodged that reality. Although Buu was kind of the former for a little bit...
I hope the woman I marry is into bondage
>>33843366>tall muscular brown man with a beard and tattoos beforeis entj hot?
>>33843336This, but also I find his rage and bitterness understandable. You're literally the prince of an entire race and planet, and then it's immediately stripped away from you by a space tyrant who also enslaves you, and it's not like you've got super high rank or anything, and you're constantly reminded of the fact that he killed pretty much everyone you ever knew, and every member of your species. You watched your father die. And then you do find another member of your species, and for some reason, he is fate's chosen and not you. He will always be better than you in every way, shape, and form in the ways that matter to your culture, but he doesn't even know anything about his culture, and he doesn't care. It's meaningless to him.
>>33843327Maybe put on lotion after you shower, prevent drying out? Idk, you got a almost nothing issue so is what it is.
I hate this clown
>>33843367frieza is a close second for me but cell saga was on tv when i was in middle school so it was extra hype
>>33843357That’s why I said ‘afford’ sorry I didn’t realize you were both broke and ESL poorfag my bad >>33843362Peasants local farmers that died building the Great Wall of China ate better than this
>>33843258Yeah, I like sports and gambling.
How do I want things again?
>>33843272Trying to get me to post like this, ay?
>>33843296M27>>33843292I mean sure if she wanted >>33843317Virgin gang>>33843320I guess Japanese sleep on futons so...>>33843330I had an old friend who lived off subway for like 2 weeks when he moved before he unpacked all his crockery>>33843331Not really lonely just locoI broke into the house just before midnight and then realised my key was in the washing machine
goodnight atogashopefully i wont see you tomorrowbecause ill be banging hot chix or something instead of dumping sadness onto this forum
>>33843377Yeah he’s retarded. “Aha I have nothing of value to say but I really want attention so I’ll just respond to it”
>>33843373Of course I’m hot, the bite marks don’t do any justice
>>33843386I don't care about that one muchEWWWWWWW
>>33843381AntidepressantsMeditation Going out in nature>>33843385Goodnight anon <3Hopefully I won't see you tomorrow cause I'll be running errands, getting drunk, hitting that vape and playing Crash Bandicoot 4
>>33843384Damn he must’ve been rich
>>33843385>banging hot chixmanslut
>>33843388Different strokes. The jeetlord is annoying too.
I matched with a woman on a dating app but the fact that she liked me and messaged me first left me wondering if it's maybe because she's trans? How do I ask her this?
>>33843385Fuck off incel chad is here
>>33843377>>33843386Who tf are you even talking about
>>33843395How about Are you trans?
I'm going to start my day, bye
Women, who's your favorite musician?
Need a woman who will let me skullfuck her
>>33843391>he must’ve been richHe actually is lol, he's a trader at Goldman Sachs
>>33843371Yeah, IIRC the editor thought people wouldn't like them as the big villains, or a couple of punk teenagers after them, and Toriyama just ended up making Cell. Apparently he straight up just made it up as he went along.>>33843378I get it. I only got into DBZ as a kid during the Buu saga of all things. I still feel pretty fondly for it.
>>33843401Bye, have a good day.
>>33843401But its 11pm
>>33843409It's 5am in Europe tbf>>33843401Bye have an awesome dayI'm gonna sleep like 4 hours then do the same
GenderHow much pubic hair on your partner are you okay with
>>33843408Thank you! You too>>33843409Not here
>>33843415Where are you?
>>33843414FAny is fine
>>33843406Oh maybe he packed his bags because he was heading to Bohemia Grove
>>33843414M, I don't really careI guess trimmed would be preferable to a total jungle >>33843412Based and deliverypilled I have a friend who does this and sells drugs also on his routes
>>33843414M, I've only been with somebody who was shaved, but I think I'm fine with any amount.
>>33843417European silent hill
>>33843414F. I prefer women shaved and guys scissor-trimmed to the skin.
>>33843423London?
>>33843423Stealing my lines
>>33843407>Apparently he straight up just made it up as he went alongA pantser after my own heart. Best writing style.
>>33843414I am fine with a lot actually.
>>33843414f, neatly trimmed. i hate shaved
>>33843423Bro is posting from Novosibirsk
>>33843425No>>33843426Really?? I've never seen it, maybe we're just neighbors
>>33843414Bare is my preference, but as long as she's trimmed enough that I won't get pubes in my mouth I'll live.
Either gender, what do you think of workplace dating?
>>33843434We are definitely not neighbours
>>33843414MWhatever amount they have, it's fine by me.
>>33843414MIf It's under a cm fine but I prefer smooth
>>33843438very dumb, dont do it
>>33843423Based and Silent Hill pilledReminds me of walking to my last job at 6am
>>33843438I think it's risky. If it ends bad your workplace is suddenly hell, or more hell than usual.
>>33843438it's a silly thing that should only exist in a place where young people work meme jobs. don't do that shit in a real office and fuck everyone else's job/day up
>>33843438FBad move
>>33843438F. Never a good idea, but it's worth learning that the hard way way you're an early adult. Otherwise you'll always wonder what if.
Ok fuck this
Maybe men don't like me because I refuse to shave my bush
>>33843431why? ugly, or do you miss the rough texture?
>>33843444Not me, I know it's not a good idea. I have a coworker who is VERY into a girl that started last week and I'm not sure what to think of it.
vegeta is a top tier chadlet
>>33843438M, think it depends on the seriousness of the job desu, obviously don't jeopardise a good job or career job over itI think don't shit where you eat but if you leave a job then who caresLast year an old colleague asked me out once I got fired lol
>>33843453No. I've mostly been bushy my whole life and I've fucked plenty.
>>33843456Vegeta is a shitter and a jobber
>>33843438MPretty dumb NGL, it can become hell if you split up and still work together. Possibly leading into the avalanche effect.
>>33843453Unless you're walking pantsless, he isn't gonna know. And there's nothing wrong with not wanting to shave, per se. But is there any relation between your personality and refusing to shave?
>>33843453I don't think they can tell, unless you're pulling your pants down to show them on first meeting.
>>33843454i hate stubble, it hurts and is way less rough than just having hair there. men are literally never freshly shaved either and they don't wax. so it's like grinding on sandpaper if they shave
>>33843453Do they even know?
>>33843351He genocides a ton of planets and laughs about it. He doesn't feel bad about his past at all, and he continues killing innocent humans up through the Cell saga.
>>33843458With one guy?>>33843464>But is there any relation between your personality and refusing to shave?I have very sensitive skin and any attempts at hair removal have caused rashes or itching or ingrowns
>>33843460sorry i don't speak british. can someone translate this to american please?
>>33843470As a Brit I have no idea what he means either
>>33843466if he was super smooth, almost hairless, would you like it better?
>mfw reading the ero josei thread on /a/You know, some of you foids are alright.
>>33843469I've had a handful of bfs over the years.
>>33843468yeah but he's short and he's sexy and he loves his wife so it kinda evens out imo
>>33843470Thats american
>>33843438It's always stupid. Never eat shit where you sleep. Period. It might be convenient. It might be easy. It might seem like a great solution at first. But eventually it's going to really start to stink. Worst case, you're going to start to get sick. Everything's going so well dating until it becomes a clear conflict of interest and the actual work itself is suffering, or something doesn't go well between you two and you break up. Or you are dating, but she's now telling all of your personal business that you shared with her to your entire staff of coworkers. There's no reality where it ends well.
>>33843470They're saying Vegeta gets his ass kicked all the time.
>>33843474no, i prefer more masculine manly men and hairlessness reminds me of children so it would be a turn off. i've never encountered a fully hairless man though
>>33843469It ain't the bush then
>>33843478Bulma could've done way better. I'm jealous she gets to be hot, rich, AND fucks a super alien. Even if her super alien is the worst of his entire remaining race.
>>33843478Is angry short guys your type?
>>33843404>>33843405Guys stop, I can't take a whole weed gummy I have to go to the gym tomorrow.
>>33843486Must be my mustache
>>33843445Bro I work in silent hill
>>33843479i've never heard the term jobber in my life you stinky euro
>>33843455>last weekis he an incel?? how into her is he?
>>33843492I heard it from wwe
>>33843478>mafia boss wife spirit
>>33843478Well, he does love her, but he's not always very nice to her.
>>33843488hell yeah
>>33843491Holy based pic>>33843493Tbf I used to be very into my milf boss I just kept it a secret
>>33843479You are not an american
Worst crowd rn
>>33843494is it like a wrestling term or something? lmao
>>33843492I think it's a wrestling term. For somebody who comes in and loses to somebody in the ring to set them up as a threat.>>33843493Technically, he is. I dunno, he just talks about her nonstop, and when she's around, he sorta follows her around and talks her ear off. I don't think she minds, but I'm not sure if I should let them do whatever they do or if I should dissuade him.
>>33843455oh pff, enjoy the drama as it unfold. or maybe they'll get married, be supportive
>>33843475Thanks
>>33843500then exit, bitch
>>33843503>one second before my posthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_(professional_wrestling)>>33843505I guess. I don't want to be mean and tell him to leave her alone, but I think it'll be bad for him if it goes wrong.
>>33843485>has hairless balls and shaftsigh
>>33843499That is correct
>>33843510Kill yourself
>>33843512i think that's pretty normal. i'm talking about the sounding bush, that's where the stubble grows and fucking hurts if you grind on it (bc it scrapes the clit)
>>33843500Did you say a joke or something?
>>33843514no i think ill continue to have pleasant conversations here. but you can consider me dead if it makes you feel better. just pretend this post is my suicide note
>>33843516No I’m saying this is the worst posting hours because the posters are fucking trash>>33843517Do it irl
>>33843516he's mad no one's fighting over gender or race mixing or hasan
>>33843511can't let a guy take his shot? not very bro like. if she says no then that's all there is to it
>>33843517pleasant conversations? where
>>33843492it's been on 4chan for years, outside of wrestling it's generally used to refer to characters who lose all the time/are written to lose to make another character look better
>>33843522What goes wrong in someone’s life to make them an unlovable snarky faggot like yourself?
>>33843523I guess. He had a crush on another lady we worked with who I never even got to see because she quit really quickly, and he was depressed about it until this new lady came along.
>>33843519Hello, this is not that poster, this is the paramedic who found the body. That poster is most certainly dead (by suicide). I am only here to inform you, now I will never post again.
>>33843527Why you lashing out? Want to talk about it?
>>33843522I think this is the bitter fag who self-admits he comes here to insult people to feel better about himself, particularly hates QT and Ohio, and plans to kill himself
>>33843531I genuinely wonder what provokes someone to type like this, laughing to themselves in the dark. You are pathetic.
>>33843527i'm quite loved, actually. but you know, the usual, parental neglect, raised by toonami tom, etc etc
>>33843531How did he do it?
>>33843535oh sarge/cuckworm? probably. it's funny how nice and pleasant the thread was briefly, he literally came in here just to post mental illness
Men, do you have a terminal disease or permanent malaise?
I liked when we were talking about the pressure difference inside vaginas itt it was funny
>>33843536well you answered your own question, dumbass. it made me laugh, and whether or not anyone else laughed, i don't really care! none of you are real
>>33843545I missed that conversation. I'll take any excuse to talk about genitals.
>>33843545Like atmospheric pressure?
>>33843538Suffocated by an anime booby pillow, quite tragic
>>33843542yeah sorta, not gonna talk about it though. i'm pretty sure it's fixable though, but i can't get it fixed now unfortunately
>>33843548Ye
How do I cope with having a 6 inch dick? It's honestly depressing that there is a world out there that I'm cut off from.
>>33843438malenever had a traditional workplace, but the dream is to find the the Lisa Joy to my Jonathan Nolan
which one of you stole the jewels from the louvre? was it entj?
>>33843550I wish ease in your medical journey.
>>33843561That's life, man. You can't experience everything.>>33843564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBY-61BiE8
>>33843565thx
>>33843564He's too busy rolling like a pig in shit to big brain le louvre.Mkg? Could be a wife cheat plot.
>>33843535>>33843541Sounds pretty based if he hates namefags
>>33843573mkg stole the jewels for his atoga princess jh, but when they meet up in person they'll both be devasted at the other being over age 12
>>33843561What's wrong with it? Is it a pencil or something?
>>33843576i would normally agree but he just rages at everyone all the time over nothing
>>33843535>>33843541I'm still not sure what I did wrong.
>>33843583They just make shit up.
>>33843578>what's wrong with it?It's not a foot long pringles can.
>>33843586That would probably hurt
>>33843588hurt who?
>>33843586I'd be so disappointed if a guy I was dating whipped out an unusable deformity like that.
>>33843581Idk why I live rent free in your head, do I remind you of your abusive father or something? I haven’t posted all week
>>33843603NTAI'm sure it's pure coincidence that you haven't posted all week but happen to be right here right now
How do I get myself to stop thinking about the past?
>>33843600I think the just hearing the gasp from you would be worth 100 sex sessions.
>>33843606What’s so special about right now?
>>33843608Love me
>>33843610The instant people start connecting the nightly freakouts to you specifically, you're suddenly here to say "nuh uh that isn't me!!"
The idea of a latina gf is nice but in practice it isn't great
>>33843615Nightly freak outs? You’re unironically a loser if you think every single person throwing a tantrum is me
I think it would be nice to kiss a cock and feel it throb against my lips in response
>>33843608Make more memories in the now. Best way to get over something is to find something better or different
>>33843611But how'd I know that the feeling is mutual?
>>33843609I gasp whenever I see any dick that's hard just for me. And those are gasps of anticipation, not shock and horror at a weird dick. I saw so many weird, gross dicks when I was doing clinic rotations, and I even uncontrollably gasped at one and it was so embarrassing for everyone involved.
>>33843616Yeah that's why you marry them asap
Gender, do you smoke anything? Vape even?Why?
>>33843609guys I legit have a mental deformity. I have some kind of dyslexia. *I think just hearing the gasp*Why can't I stop typing typos. holy shit mother fuck.
>>33843627Wrong
>>33843620then get married and you can feel that all the time.
>>33843628I’m going sober and it’s making me very cranky.
>>33843619Very reasonable overreaction for an innocent guy to haveYou got caught. Everybody knows you're a fucking wimp here.
>>33843628MNoBecause with the medical problems I have it'd kill me
>>33843626what is a "clinic rotation"?
>>33843620But if you had the entire thing in your mouth, you would be able to feel the whole thing get hard, the throbbing of heart pumping blood on your tongue, and feel his muscles twitching it. Leaving it just on your lips is just a tease for both of you
>>33843633You’re aware of how cringe you sound, right? “I’m le thread police and ur busted, here’s your thread crimes!!!!” I want a thread lawyer then, fucking pig.
State gender, what are you ordering for chinese takeout?
>>33843632What else could fill that emotional void for you?I really don't understand addiction much less to smoking. It seems easy to drop to me.
>>33843635When you're studying to go into a field with patient care, you rotate between local clinics working with professionals. That way, you can experience a variety of procedures/treatments/equipment/settings/etc while completing core competency tests.
I'll eat so much fruit if I ever had a gal who eats my cum
>>33843628M pipe tobacco. Any woman here would be lucky to have a cool guy like me.
>>33843638>u-ur cringe!!!Not my fault you have a reputation for being a fucking drug-addled psycho my guy
>>33843641Morange chicken with broccoli
>>33843644wanting a gf is more fun than having one.
>>33843646But it is your fault for seeing me in every shadow of the thread. More importantly, you have no idea who I am when I’m not like this. I could tell you exactly why I came in here and posted in anger, but you want to immortalize this sarge character into something else.
>>33843628I never have and I definitely never will.>>33843641M, I like white or fried rice and pepper steak, or mongolian beef if they have it. If it's Panda Express, I get 1/2 black pepper chicken, 1/2 Beijing beef.
>>33843643and you work on penises specifically and you saw one that made you gasp?
>>33843641Low mein or fried shrimp if available.Now that I think about it, I actually haven't had asian outside of sushi in a long span.
>>33843641At least 2 orders of crab rangoon, and a big order of creamy shrimp (like either coconut or condensed milk or something). Anything else can vary. M btw
>>33843652>your fault for seeing me>this sarge characterYou are not clever
>>33843608https://youtu.be/veMrX_U7V0A?si=SpWw7CUHRNky8a_z
>>33843628mno, but if i could i'd take up cigar smoking
>>33843658You literally call out sarge when I’m having normal conversations. Get over yourself, for real. This is an anonymous imageboard, no one gives a fuck.
>>33843641Seaweed, shrimps and spring rolls pl0x
>>33843663You don’t have normal conversations, you’re a sped and that’s how you got sniffed out this time. Lmao
>>33843653straight edge pussy
>>33843667You would never guess I was participating in the DBZ conversation. Again, no one gives a fuck.
I need a 95lb asian woman to ride my dick enthusiastically
>>33843628M, yeah I love smoking (when I can afford it)Cigarettes, rollies, cigarillos, cigars, vapes, shisha, spliffs, crack, you name it I've smoked itGonna get another vape today
>>33843670And then you couldn’t help but bitch that your most hated posters were here huh?
>>33843671If you ever have sex you'll see it's not that interesting.I've actually been enjoying sex alot more since I got married and got to know my wife as years go by.
>>33843152I got fat after a surgery once where i had to abstain from any sport for a couple of months, and my dad told me I was getting fat because of creatine, BAKA..>>33843154>Kick off when we run out of thing Yeah that happens tooWe had a poster on an automated payout saying the machine was broken and to do the transaction with a cashier if they wanted a receipts.Customer did the transaction at the machine and still went to complain to the cashier about his recept. Cashier had no idea how to get the info from the machine so he couldnt give him a recept.
I am so ugly when I get out of the shower
What are some tastefully masculine colors?
>>33841675What about if you're a virgin?
>>33843669I don't really care if other people do it, but watching family members die from lung failure one after another will do that.>>33843677We all do. Water makes your hair look thinner, your skin might be excessively flushed or irritated from scrubbing.
>>33843679Color doesn't define masculinity. Grow up.
>>33843674Yup, because it’s an anonymous imageboard and I am going to use it to vent. You really miss me that much?
A mosquito is terrorizing me
>>33843677When does wet hair not look hot on a woman?
>>33843687I am a man
>>33843676RIP lol, sounds like the customer couldn't read and the cashier hadn't been trained properly>>33843686Kill him
>>33843690>himthe evil mosquitoes are always female
>>33843690But only the females suck blood
>>33843684Goddamn, you aren’t even gonna deny it after accusing us of chasing shadows? You’re one sick puppy
>>33843692curious...
>>33843695>usWho’s this us? Pretty sure, again, no one gives a fuck except you. I’m not even angry anymore.
>>33843679>What are some tastefully masculine colors?Neon pink, indigo purple and persian turquoise
Ladies, if I were to tell you that my favorite horror movie is Rosemary's Baby, would you call me an evil p*do supporting creep?
>>33843697At least two or three of us have called you out just here. Do you think only one or two people hate you?
>>33843692>>33843694Is this true? Damn that's kinda cute nglWow I'm down bad for a mosquito fml
>qt is a crackheadexplains a lot
>>33843689pull your pants down you slut. *I stick my cock between your thighs*. *I start rubbing your clit with my cock*. You like that? It doesn't really matter if you do. *I forcibly bend you over*. It's funny that you think you think you have free will regarding sex. *I grab a bottle of lube and shove it up your pussy*. *I squeeze the bottle and lube shoots into your pussy*. *I rub my hand on your lubed pussy*.*I use my other hand to cover your mouth*.
Every man was crazy about younger Megan Fox. Men, are you still just as infatuated with younger Megan’s looks? For some reason her looks back then don’t impress me anymore like it used to (I’m female). Perhaps bc I get the feeling there are many instagram models with the same phenotype nowadays
>>33843628I’ve been addicted to this lemon vape I got it taste like a gin and tonic very refreshing while driving, thinking of getting into cigars but I have no idea where to start
>>33843697Sarge...
>>33843700Sorry they aren’t people to me, only you are. >>33843707Who?
>>33843641Asian food is anti-masculine and gross, I’d rather pull teeth
>>33843709>Who?You>your fault for seeing me
>>33843703Oh man, my subscribers are gonna love this one!
>>33843704Honestly I prefer her in her milf era>>33843706Are there any cigar shops/lounges where you are?>>33843702I was memeing, I've only done coke a small handful of timesI have ADHD so it just makes me want to take a nap lol
>>33843712Seeing what?
why is he torturing me
>>33843704I genuinely have no idea who that is.
American hours suck
>>33843628I smoke a ciggie once in a while. I used to vape but I stopp e because they're too addicting. But I miss it. They taste so good.
don't worry, it was just a joke for laughs.
>>33843719>doesn’t know megan foxAm I that old?
How do I amplify my telepathic power so she gets the message to text me first so we can get back together
>>33843728I'm 31. Idk, I've never kept track of celebrities.
>>33843729you'll know it when you get my instructions
>>33843729LSD
>>33843704MShe was always mid, I think she only impressed 12 year olds watching transformers
>>33843713kill yourself, dude. Just fuck off from /atoga/ you are so annoying.
>>33843714Yeah but cigar lounges are worse than strip clubs they’re full of creeps, I just want to smoke and relax on my sun deck
>>33843728>unc moment
>>33843735Surely this must be Sarge.
>>33843729I already texted you
>>33843721>american women are 1 word reply bitcheswho could have guessed?
>>33843735Calm down Sarge. We know it's you.
State gender.Favorite place to have sex outside of bed?
>>33843704It's just the media that presents the fads. Uber skinny women were the only types of models because that's what wealthy people wanted to show us. Nowadays with stronger social media (voice from the people), people get to choose what they like a little more originally. Along with modelesque women, I also like smaller boob, cuter features, and shorter women, even if those traits aren't really classic models. Honestly, imo women are more likely to be "infatuated" with a look than men.
>>33843735Every post you make crying is more content for me. I'm literally converting your tears into cash lol
>>33843741Proof’s in the pudding.
>>33843742Idk
>>33843742The couch
>>33843742Fcouch
>>33843748That's a man
>>33843742MShower
How do I subvert the law of attraction? I believe people’s soulmates are almost an opposite sex version of themselves. The issue is that I hate myself. How do I stop attracting mentally ill men, men like me and start attracting normal men who are different?
foids if a guy took you back to his place, and his place was absolutely manic (not dirty or messy, just very chaotic), what would you think? manic in a "this person has a lot of ideas" sort of way, also
>>33843741>>33843738I'm not terminally online enough to even know who these people are. I'm just here to fuck with low quality women.>>33843744I don't really know who you are but I've just noticed that you haven't said one interesting or introspective thing in the time that I've been here.
>>33843757realize soulmates do not exist
>>33843757um. You just answered your own question. You have to act normal if you want normal men.
>>33843758Idc as long as there is no loud music
>>33843757Believing in soulmates is like religion which is also a sign of mental illness
>>33843762You probably shouldn’t have called me a god
>>33843757um, try being less narcissistic(and before you reply saying "wtf how am i a narcissist, i hate myself!!" the proof is in the pudding: the whole law of attraction needs to be subverted because you are so specially hatable. fuck off.)
>>33843758Chaotic how?
>>33843767take your meds
>>33843765the music is low volume, but it always sounds like the sort of music you'd expect to hear in a cyberpunk speakeasy strip club
>>33843762They do. My parents are soulmates>>33843768So this is what having no brain is like
>>33843768Yes good morning saar
>>33843766bro stop posting. Get out of this general
>>33843772Can’t
>>33843776You need to learn to just filter people rather than wasting the time railing against them
I don’t like men because they all listen to rap music and the few ones who don’t just don’t because they are racist
>>33843778that sucks
>>33843776Only sex havers are allowed to post ITT go jerk off to cartoons or something incel
>>33843771half-finished things everywhere. no real coherent organization to rooms or spaces, just areas cordoned off wherever there is space for something. atmosphere not unfriendly, but clearly personalized. maybe like he was never expecting to ever have someone over? i dunno
>>33843780I do not
>>33843781It’s for the best. Sorry you have to suffer through it with me
>>33843743No man prefers short women over long legged tall women
>>33843773That’s hella preem XBD, choom
>>33843774it's what having common sense is like ;-)>>33843775yes hello saar redeem the morning bloody benchod!
MENpost the last five songs from different artists that you listened to
>>33843780What's wrong with rap music sis https://youtu.be/59RIVbWC4oE?si=-YBtw6g81SKK_xB2
>>33843786sorry anon but i'm going to bed. i lost too much sleep already. good luck though
>>33843757My guess is you have low standards so you believe it isn't worth being with a guy with higher standards. Let's say you met a physically attractive enough dude, but then you find out that he's some super smart guy with 5 PhD and heads multiple charities or something. Are you choosing the mentally ill guy because you think he's gonna be easier to be around than superman? Maybe you just want to be with a guy who's more at your level, what you'd consider to be down to earth. Maybe you just need to have higher self esteem, which might mean you need to improve your self to improve your self image. Dunno
>>33843790I can’t wait to redeem my mornings with a cigar and glass of orange juice on my sundeck
>>33843798Okay thank you sleep well
>>33843780You say racist like its a bad thing and not just an immune system.
the most misogynistic moids become foids in their next life
>>33843780What music would you prefer? Country? And what do you not like about rap?
>>33843791All the music I listen to today is AI
>>33843802you too, anon
>>33843800I don’t a man that much better than me. I wanna a cute normal sensitive average dude with a good heart
>>33843791https://youtu.be/oq-RYe9ov18I’ve been looping this for 4 hours, too lazy for the others
>>33843791Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku by Field of ViewF by Maximum the HormoneLiving Dead Girl by Rob ZombieKiss from a Rose by SealShort People by Randy Newman
>>33843804being female would fix all of my problems.
>>33843779No let them sperg out so I can collect their negative karmic energy
>>33843791lately i've had one of these three songs on loop, no idea whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7V3M2DAq1Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7PGkYX1xk (i am told this one is highest qualtiy)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvxRD7mEfuUlately i've been high a lot, and pot gives me synaesthesia (turns sounds into felt shapes, transformations and textures). Tunic's OST is incredible to listen to because of that, as is Chicory: A Colorful Tale's.
>>33843791Uh, okay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvYA6WnPQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBQMVnmr2Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAefHr3AVL0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7VSEZOQIlghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTNURCf-N30
>>33843779I'm not on one of those apps where you can just filter everything you don't like.
>>33843813SHORT PEOPLE DONT HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE OHHHHHH
>>33843804you know, i'll be real honest with you, i could make a better woman than most girls. win all their competitions. shit on all their public toilets. you're lucky i don't have the patience to feed myself hormones, count your blessings
>>33843820Nice snowbunny.
>>33843819If using 4chan is your escape from reality you have even bigger mental health problems suck my shitter anon
>>33843810Yeah, so like what you and I said before, you gotta stop hating yourself and build self esteem, which means improving your self to improve your self image. What parts of yourself do you not like?
>>33843791https://youtu.be/4IAziLwpIpc?si=5hC_WHy4k0m183Fehttps://youtu.be/fi3uL_uRIV8?si=cXSkCmb19G5ejx6ihttps://youtu.be/M5WCRLZIVnE?si=k4cpzjE0z7D_0HiQhttps://youtu.be/4AHJtO9C6F4?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/MkZ3gPWYxc8?si=7swzL2C5EDNWFsV3
>>33843825Why are men turned off by low self esteem women?
Reminder filtering the namefags makes ITT so much better.
>>33843821>i could make a better woman than most girlsCan you bake pastries?
You know, this pic >>33843820 makes me feel better about my dick. It looks a lot bigger than I thought, even if it isn't big.
>>33843721Need to jive up the place with Euro Femanons.
>>33843821But hormones wouldn’t turn you into a woman anon. You would be a tranny male
>>33843742>Favorite place to have sex outside of bed?MHot tub.When I was with my ex, I liked to pin her against the side, and massage her clitoral hood between my fingers while exposing her clit to the full power of the water jet.
>>33843828Ohio doesn’t seem bad
>>33843827No that's for you. You have low self esteem, which means you choose shitty mentally ill men. Build more self esteem to get higher standards.
>>33843827Shit tier genetics engages low social behaviour mechanisms
Good morning atoga
I’m going to the beach tomorrow I have the best job ever YAY
>clitoral hood
>>33843839
>>33843839At least she's having fun.
>>33843829i can do that as a guy...>>33843832so what does that say about the modern female?
>>33843839wow I was going to say she puts the dirt on her face on purpose to lie but she doesn't even commit the role that far.
>>33843847they hate to see a blonde girl do well
>>33843842"Moids have cooties"
>>33843842>>clitoral hoodIs there a slang term for it?
>>33843855I would tell it to you but I can tell you're one of those smug nerd types.
>>33843791Why do you care?
>>33843839The guy with the air gun did most of the work, all she did was apply one coat on an already painted diff, what’s even scarier is this webm keeps being reposted by a man
>>33843858I can't tell if your a dude or one those try-hard "based" women.
So the consensus is to not upgrade to windows 11, yes?
Listening to my Muslim neighbours beating the shit out of their screaming kids loosing their voices has to be one of the most binaural sounds I’ve ever been forced to listen to
>>33843862I got the "free" Win10 extensions.
>>33843862What reason is there to? Everything still works with Win10.
>>33843862The harder they push you to upgrade, the worse of an idea it is.
>>33843862Yeah, I did for a work proj last year and it's pretty ass desu
>>33843859Get a job faggot
>>33843862I can’t upgrade because my hardware is so outdated GTX 1080ti fags win the Basilisk
>>33843875It's not the GPU. It's some TMP/motherboard compliant BS.
>>33843814>>33843821i'd like to see you two as real foids lol
>>33843878I can’t even install firmware and security updates anymore, old gen is best gen
>>33843881yeah, a lot of times, it's just bloat, bloat, bloat underneath (or some spyware stuff).
>>33843883Some guy was talking about his fans turning on when he was just trying to boot up Minecraft, this is why being a NEET is no longer considered the superior option
>>33843880I wish. I take no pleasure in being a guy.
>>33843888Being born biologically male was the best thing that ever happened to me
>>33843888well i'll wish you luck in your next life that you become a foid
>>33843880meh, the only interesting part of being a woman would be getting off as one, but i can already make myself cum multiple times with drugs sooo i'm fine staying a guy i think
>>33843862I was forced into it due to my new laptop and it hasn't really given me any problems.
>>33843893Bro seek professional help
>>33843895well right now we live in the world where professional "help" would read what i said then try to gaslight me into thinking i should feel bad about myself unless i take McDisneyCorp hormones, so i'm going to not do that
>>33843163She kinda bad tho, is that Frost?
>>33843898Okay then goon yourself into early onset dementia
>>33843124i am like 6'2 and fat as shit, and i don't think i could have any more than two of those things without feeling sick. this has to be bait, right
>>33843904that's the plan. if you had the capacity to perceive what i do, you'd understand why that's the winning play
>>33843856Kek, it's probably ebonics anyway.
>>33843839Snow.
>>33843908shut up, ethan.
Women, what are (You) up to tonight/today?
BOinggg(sound of my erection)
Women, if guys get post nut clarity, is there a point where you get you sober up, or does cumming make you feel even more "drunk"?
>>33843910What the fuck?
>>33843907Yeah but I have a job and a girlfriend
>>33843910Are you comparing me to that h3 scumbag?
>>33843915so have i. this is not special.
>>33843917>enjoy your meal sir>thanks you tooGood morning bloody bastard saar do you speak English today bitch!
>>33843917>so have i GM saar
>>33843917Oh fuck the esl is back everybody run
Man what the fuck
>>33843917Is your girlfriend indian as well Mr Saar ?
>>33843917>so have i Lmao sure buddy
>>33843917Henlo saar XD
pathetic.
Some anons just shouldn’t post here anymore it’s too depressing to watch
>>33843917Someone didn’t have their cow shit cakes this morning
>>33843936What is it?
>>33843917SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM THE GF!
Oh my god not again HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>33843924>>33843936>>33843938Meaning Indians?
>>33843945Nope
>>33843893all you moids think about if you became a woman is jilling? i'm not surprised wwww
>>33843911Done with work early and I’m home ready to play BG3!
>>33843948Cool. Who are you romancing?
>>33843947NTA. My gf is bi, so she's the first thing I'd do.
>>33843947what else would i do now as a woman that i can't already do as a man, anon? women aren't that special :|
>>33843917F. Do not redeem moid>sorry everybody else was doing it :3
>>33843951You could get preggies plap plap plap
>>33843917NTA how does it feel being the laughing stock of the thread every single day ?
>>33843952Based
>>33843950alright>>33843951you can't wear pretty clothes and accessories
Femanons, did you get humped for humpday?
>>33843820The woman in this photo is Chinese
>>33842368>>33842402Based lesbians
>>33843959No, I'm a femcel. And my sister got engaged today, so I'm trying not to kill myself.
>>33843959that's a thing? anyways, no.
>>33843972Aw sorry.
>>33842798I unironically would be happy with that.>>33842848is your phobia pregnancy?
Not impressed.
>>33843949Shadowheart but I think I messed it up. I’m a cleric of Selune and she’s opposite with Shar. We had one nice moment together but later we had a straight up bitch fight about religion. She’s been cold ever since..
>>33842873depends if they are of the nordic, alpine or mediterannean race
>>33842875I can't imagine valuing beards this much.
>>33842428bro is just like me
>>33844008No worries anon, it doesn't prevent you from romancing her. I've heard there's even a cute Selunite exclusive line you can say on her romance path if you find the right item for it later.
>>33843913for me it's as soon as I get my period, all the horniness of ovulating hormones go away and it's like ah... what was I thinking
>>33842875I had this choice made for me already...
Did he reply 10 times to a single post? Wtf
You can't do that, you have to drop T and and when not negating you have to drop the a into a schwa you just can't pronounce the T no more,.the times have changed, the meta has changed and things are all different, you just can't do it no more if you want to sound good, yiu get me? So yeah drop that t in can't so you can do it.
>>33844034Yeah
>>33844036Next time he will reach 50 at this point
>>33843917The word have is both used as an auxiliary verb for the 6 tenses and the action verb "to have" meaning own or possess. >I have a job (act). Do you have a job? Yes, I do [have a job]>I ran a mile (act). Did you run a mile? Yes, I did [run a mile]>I ate lunch already. Have you eaten (aux). Yes, I have [eaten]>I had to go to the bathroom. Have you gone (aux)? Yes, I have [gone]Notice that the guy you're responding to was using the first, and you used the second.
Heard a guy moaning and plapping hard somebody else this morning in my hotel. lolDude did not care that the whole courtyard could hear him.
Cope jeet is live
M/FDo you keep chia seeds in your kitchen pantry?
>>33844047Mno, seeds are not food, i am not a bird.
>>33844049Bro, your wheat and beans?
>>33844047MOf course not.Never even had that.
>>33843951Women are the humans who can do almost everything men can, plus getting pregnant and creating a body for a new human beingMen can produce some distinctive white fluid, but compared to pregnancy, it's not that impressive, just one more type of fluid in a body full of themMen are the default genderWomen are the special gender
>>33844051yuck!
>>33844053>picbased, how it should be
Are there femcel size queens?
>>33844053Go work in a construction site as a woman then
>>33844053Based
>>33844045genuinely obnoxious and funny lol. how long did it last?>>33844047Fi think they're expired
>>33844060No, men are the expendable ones
>>33844064>a woman can do anything a man can but I refuse to do all those man things
>>33844045I'd probably masturbate tbqh
>>33844064Then they can't really do so much compared to them and most of the times it's not really that impressive, being a woman is nothing special and some of you here creep me out
>>33844066Gross
>>33844053can you open a glass jar?
>>33844063The audible portion lasted surprisingly short. I didn't even realize what was going on and couldn't even get up in time to take a video.Less than 3 mins.>>33844066There was no other voice audible, but actual plapping sounds. Unless he was slapping himself while jerking off..
I wish trannies stayed away
>>33844073I wish I could fast forward one year from now
>>33844064and its for this reason that the greats are overwhelmingly menwomen have no desire to be exceptional, or great, or to pioneer anything.
No such thing as a femcel.
>>33844076How come
>>33844081Hopefully by then I’ll be over her
>>33844083You could start now
>>33844053Men and wo-men?Men and better-men!
Yesterday I saw a woman so fucking hot it was surreal.The lips, the face, the tight body, the entire style, it was like she was some Russian supermodel.It's hard to believe people like that exist, even if she had PS.
>>33844090Good morning saar
>>33844090What's PS
>>33844088women?woRSEmen!
>>33844092Plastic surgery.
is going wanghaf an ick?
Oh my god he's going to spam 30 replies now
>>33844090never seen a russian woman with a good ass, they must have asian butt and pelvis genes
I'll miss this threadpic
>>33844099they have cute bubble butts, not celulite bags of fat that american girls have nowadays
>>33844099The ass I couldn't properly see, but she was so damn petite and tight waisted, even an average butt would have looked insane.
>>33844102They rarely have what qualifies as a "bubble butt", not that I expect someone such as yourself to be able to tell the difference.
If a woman break into my house, am I allowed to play with her vagina, or should I untie her and call the police?
Friend says I was sexually abused, not a good feeling
>>33844104respectable reply>>33844102absolutely pathetic reply
>>33844106Why can't you just have sex with her like any normal person
>>33844108Were you sexually abused by your friend?
>>33844053don't reply to me until you can figure out what you want to order when we're in public AND you can place the order yourself, you fucking vulture
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>>33844090>The lipsDSLs are awesome.
>>33844112No, I told him about my gf guilting me into not wearing condoms
>>33844118"sexual abuse" is a bit much, do zoomers really?
>>33844122I guess so
>>33844118that's abusive, it is coercive. but on the spectrum of abuse it isn't you know, violent rape. but that doesn't make it good, you shouldn't let people coerce you but also you shouldn't be around people that try. you remind me of that anon here whose gf was mindbroken about his therapist
>>33844142It makes sex very anxious for me
>>33844148yeah no doubt, physiologically speaking, you need to relax in order to have/enjoy sex, so when you end up being pressured, particularly when it makes you nervous/uncomfortable, then you're having hold back negative feelings while getting into it, and then sll of the sudden you wake up one day and realize you are merely pretending to enjoy sex. not good!
>>33844179Are all women like this, I’ve only slept with my gf
>>33844078Men are built for utility, for more different tasks to adapt
>>33842021THIS. Sex makes you feel wanted, lusted after, sexy, valued. Especially because were taught that men do t ever turn down sex and are always horny. If he turns you down it means you're fugly. This obviously isn't really true but the message sticks
>>33843414FI like trimmed, so about 1cm long.
>>33843542My partner does
>>33843616An actual ideal long teem partner Latins is a unicorn. Even if THEY aren't crazy you're marrying into a ridiculously crazy family
>>33843628I'd post my Marlboro shirt but its very identifiable.
>>33843641Lo Mein, NO SHRIMP NO SHRIMP OR SHE FUCKING DIE
>>33843676>I got fat after a surgery once where i had to abstain from any sport for a couple of months, and my dad told me I was getting fat because of creatine, BAKA..You got fat because you were still eating as much as you would need if you were doing sports. If you're ever bedridden or on injury restriction, just stop eating so much. You don't need that much. You need pretty much maintenance calories to recover from injuries maybe a hundred calories more if that in just protein.
>>33843699No?
>>33843757I don't exactly believe in soulmates but I do believe that you can have someone who's very compatible with you. That "law of attraction" might say you attract your opposite, but I've always seen people attract those who are just like them
>>33844099Examples?
>>33843791
>>33842920Yes
