>be me>be enjoying self using fleshlight>pumping in and out with the force of 1000 meteors that sent the dinosaurs into extinction >watching Eva Lovia>feelsgoodman>sudden knock at my front door>wtf>remember am expecting a package I have to sign for>FFFFFUUU.jpeg>stop pumping>pause porn>get up and to go to the door>was in a rush and wasn't thinking and put the fleshlight in my back robe pocket >get to the door>open it and see Mormons standing in front of me>there's one guy, and one girl>girl is cute as fuck>short, d cup tits (even though they were hidden like crazy), very neotenous in the face>dont close door because of the cute girl>guy starts talking>yadda yadda yadda>jesus stuff>tell him that's cool but I'd like to hear from the girl>ask the girl if jesus is actually real>she says yes he saved her life>she offers a Mormon book to me>go to take it>fleshlight falls out of back pocket >they see this>they give me a look>”its just a flashlight, no biggie, was about to go through my attic, doesn't have electricity>accidentally nervous laugh>they say okay>invite me to their church, say it was nice to meet me and leave If I go to this church, what are the chances of me fucking this girl? She was so fucking cute dude.
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>>33842693What is there to lose? Go for it.
This made me laugh OP. Thanks.
>>33842693breed that short bitch anon , she deserves to get brutally fucked
>>33842693>very neotenous in the faceif this wasn't a very badly written fiction I would be sad for you bro, losing one of those is a big loss
>>33842693Kek. Real?
>>33842693Do it man and bring the fleshlight. Pump in the bathroom make them all confused as to what the noise is. Make sure you walk around smelling like lube and sex. They asked for it.
