>>33843374
all moids are dishonest, violent sadists. sounds pretty undateable to me, but i heard you can trick them

>>33843393
stop LARPing

>>33843436
cope. its good that you want to die a virgin

Being a 31-year-old virgin is rough. Not many women want to take that monkey off your back. Might want to consider lying and saying you have some experience. And you’re gonna need a friend group plus hobbies. Just… go get a hobby. Even if it’s reading. It’s gotta be something you’re passionate about.

I also recommend finasteride and minoxidil if you want to dodge the Norwood Reaper. Once you’re bald AND a virgin, it’s well and truly over.

>>33843693
i appreciate the well thought out kind response anon. i think you are right. im going to have to get on finas and minox even if it destroys my health.
i hate lying though and i dont like the idea of beginning a relationship by having to conjure up LARP about my non-existence romantic life.

>dont have a friendship group
>dont have any hobbies apart from shitposting
>bad social skills
>i have little meaning in life
>i feel empty

no, you are not dateable. at all. for all of these reasons. looks genuinely don't matter, i've met women who will date the absolute ugliest shitstain and think his looks parallel god. but being anti-social and directionless in life, especially at 31, means nearly all women won't date you. it's a huge red flag and you don't even have anyone to help you through it.

make friends first. go to social events; bars, clubs, festivals, conventions, raves, and talk to people. from there you'll find a partner and a meaning in life naturally.

>>33844002
>"looks genuinely don't matter...go to social events; bars clubs, festivals
you must be a women, this is the most normie advice you can give OP.
if someone doesnt have self esteem, then they are NOT going to suddenly make friends at neurotypical environments like bars, clubs and festivals.
they will look miserable, confused and out of place. im convinced this post is satire.

>>33843624
You are a mentally ill man

>>33843374
At your age, the teen-style dating scene is not likely to work. In fact, it is most likely that the woman you will fall in love with is someone you already know - as friend, work-mate, friend-of-friend or the like. The friendzone so dreaded of teenagers may not be a happy place to end up, but it can be a very good place to start.

>>33844016
im not trans. youre an indian with an IQ of teaspoon

>>33843393
How will you survive the rest of your life? Will you attempt to moralize at it too?

>>33844782
i agree with the general sentiment. the only issue with that is i have no friendship group and i spend most of my time alone.

>>33844782
>teen-style dating scene

Wtf is a "dating scene"? Gothic or Metal is a scene, i'm not aware that people looking to fuck is that.
That said, friends of friends are the best sources for sex partners at any age. However, pussy whipped "I want ot have sex with her but will hide my intentions" friendzone is also disgusting at any age, it just ebcomes rarer in 30+ as men lose their teenage shyness.

>>33843966
>i hate lying though
It generally doesn't even come up unless you bring it up yourself, simply don't mention it. Women will naturally assume you've had partners before at your age.
>the idea of beginning a relationship
You really should not worry about that at all. Look for girls to go out and have sex with - having a relationship comes much, much later , after that. No mentally sane girl older than her mid twenties isgoing to go with taht teenage bullshit where you declare a "relationship" before even having properly made out.

>>33844012
How do you think peopel gain self esteem, retard? Your "advice" is on the level of telling OP to never touch a guitar if he wants to learn guitar because he might initially suck at playing it.

>>33847571
i am not the anon you replied to but surely there are girls at your workplace that aren't married yet? maybe you need to actively seek them out

>>33848990
And what good would that do him? Get stuck with the next best chick forever and constantly hang out with her due to a complete lack of other options?
A woman isn't going to fix his life. If he doesn't even have friends and doesn't get out at all, he has other problems besides simply not gettign pussy.
Its a significantly better approach to fix your life and meet women through that than to maneuver yourself into a sexless marriage that was only made out of mutual desperation and to not be alone.

>>33843393
reminds me of when joggers claim they don’t participate in most of the jogging

>>33849394
if he's not used to having friends, it won't do much to him compared to that of a girlfriend. your gf can be your best friend

>>33848746
yes but then ask tell stories about ex partners, or "bad dating experiences", these were some of the discussion i experienced at university clubs but i always had nothing to say and when people asked about i said "im a virgin whose never been on a date" then people became awkward
>>33848990
thats i one way ticket to getting fired if your ugly
>>33849394
when normies find out that you are a virgin at a late age they dismiss you socially unless the person is kind
>>33849913
if you are a lucky