>be me>tell hot chick at uni I wanna bang>she says "maybe, you're plan b">says her 'plan a' is some faggot who lives hours away>mfwThis bitch basically put me on the bench and I'm not having it. Long distance is for cucks and we all know she's gonna cheat on him. I want to be the one she cheats with. And I know how to make it happen. Did the same thing back in high school. Trashed my crush's relationship with her bf in under few month just by fucking with their heads.AYAWMy plan now is to wait a bit then pretend to be her "friend" and tell her LDRs are fucking gay. Give me your most fucked up, amoral, and effective methods to nuke this shit from orbit. I don't give a fuck about his feelings. She made me the backup plan, doesn't make her better either.
>>33848442You should let it go and find a woman that makes you her plan a
>>33848442>Long distance is for cucks and we all know she's gonna cheat on him. I want to be the one she cheats with.>I don't give a fuck about his feelings. She made me the backup plan, doesn't make her better either.You're not plan A material.
You sound like a really shitty person. Actually you are a really shitty person
>>33848442I won't read threads whose premise is that sex is for entertainment rather than for procreation. Clearly, OP is a disgusting subhuman, indulging in lust, envy, pettiness, and a disinterest in doing something useful with his life. He is probably substance-dependent and a lazy, incompetent drifter living moment to moment. He should make the world a better place by hanging himself.
>>33848442>she says "maybe [...]"this is a sign you should keep flirting/pursuing/etc. imo. we all know what that means when a woman says maybe. the long-distance thing is too much a handicap for the other guy, you should eventually win.>pretend to be her "friend"won't this backfire? the friendzone is real and can be hard to get out of
>>33848512Based and correct
>>33848442>she says "maybe, you're plan b"What do you want from such an arrogant , conceited bitch who says such things directly in your face?She acts as if you were some kind of hypersimp she can insult as she pleases. And considering thsi thread, you apparently are. >My plan now is to wait a bit then pretend to be her "friend" and tell her LDRs are fucking gay.Yeah, thats the most Beta shit I read on this board in along time. You're just going to be her dog , and rest assured you won't be "plan B" but "plan S" as in "Simp who buys my meals" if you try that.
plan b never failshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7bnoXT42g
