So my wife is the dominant one in our relationship. She loves to show me I'm hers so I wear a collar with a nametag. I usually wear it outside the house too and to hide it I wear shirts with an actual collar (no t-shirts or anything like that). Well last night we had dinner at my parent's house and I was still wearing the collar. It was hot, actually, and my wife would sometimes reach over and touch my collar through my shirt as we were sitting there eating dinner. As much as I enjoy the constant reminder that I'm hers, I would absolutely die if my parents found out that I was wearing it. Are there any innocent excuses you can think of that I could use if they ever found out that I was wearing a collar?
>>33849585"I lost a friendly little bet we had, and had to wear it all that day." Just don't let them see it again or they'll begin to worry about your gambling
I'm debating whether I'd prefer my son to be a faggot or a bitch like you. At least if he was a fag he could be the dominant one fucking the other guy in the ass. You though? Fucking embarrassing.
>>33849725What's wrong with submitting to a powerful woman? She's 5'9" and I'm 5'4". I work from home making maybe $50,000/year after taxes and she brings in like $150,000/year or something the last time I checked. It's nice to be cared for and dominated. What, would you rather I be fucking some poor woman who works at Wendy's or some shit? No thanks. I don't want to be poor. And weak, submissive woman are boring. My wife takes what she wants, then cares for me afterwards. What could be better than that?
>>33851443>What could be better than that?Having a penis.
>>33849585"Mom, Dad, I wear this collar cause it gives me super big cums."
>>33849676great answer>>33851443sounds fun. i would suddenly turn it on her and force her for sex. dom mommies LOVE their men to suddenly be strong and destroy them. they will never admit it. but then you force them to admit it, and they will sing like songbirds about you exploits. women in control RIPPED FROM CONTROL BY A STRONG MAN, ooooooooooh, they'll try to refuse but you are stronger and own them, all involved enjoy this turn of events.
>>33851451>Having a penis.LOL I have a penis and my wife enjoys it very much, thank you.>>33851478>i would suddenly turn it on her and force her for sex.Nah. I have no desire to be dominant. She lets me just have her sometimes which I thoroughly enjoy. She just looks at me with those loving eyes as she watches me enjoy her body. Her expression is caring, almost maternal. It's chef's kiss.
>>33849585Based af anon. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
ask your wife to wear a "I LOVE SUBMISSIVE MEN" shirt in front of your parents
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>>33849725Most faggots are bottoms because they were raped.
