My ghetto black guy roommate just came home from a girl's house he's been at for a few days and while he was gone I clogged the toilet with shit and cum tissues and was going to unclog it before he came back but I forgot and any time he needs to use it and he's going to see and beat my ass. What the fuck do I do>Ayo anon clean this up this shit nasty brush>I cant! Theres no plunger>I dont care bruh clean it with ya hands you want to get knocked out? Step to it bitch. Imma make you do it let's do it right now hoeI cant quickly run and get a plunger bexause he'll trash my room when im gone if he sees it. Either way im fucked
>>33851349>Yo Dawg I had to fight for my life and I clogged this mf in the process. Help a brother out and let's fix thisDon't say what it was or what you did nobody wants to hear that and you'll look stupid saying the truth. Next time don't be a fuckin degenerate and clean up after yourself you slob
>>33851349"Hey man, toilet's clogged as fuck right now. I'm gonna run and get a plunger to take care of it real quick just try to avoid going in there."Communication really isn't that hard.
>>33851371This, do this
tell him he can't breathe
>>33851371Kek. You're a white faggot that lives in a gated community and has never interacted with black people in your life
trash his room preemptivelyassert dominance
>>33852013Talk too long out the side ya neck, don't be suprise to be gushin from it 1 day
Bump
>>33851349leave a note>toilets fucked, gone to get plungerin the bathroom if you guys speak the same language
>>33852037Redneck farmboy who married into a Carribean family, but good guess I guess.Crazy concept on 4chan I know, but talking to people like people in clear and concise ways generally works pretty well.
